Speaker 1: You are listening to the Dan Patrick Show on Fox
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Speaker 2: Well we did it. We made it to our one.
Speaker 2: There were some doubts, but morale is high. We were
Speaker 2: just chatting about gossiping and all of a sudden, I
Speaker 2: look up and I go, I got to do a
Speaker 2: show and entertain a nation. And here we are, Fritzie Seaton,
Speaker 2: Marv Pauli, yours truly, the back room guys as well,
Speaker 2: and you, whether you're watching on Peacock, thank you for
Speaker 2: downloading the app or you're listening our radio affiliate's over
Speaker 2: four hundred cities caring this award nominated program. But here
Speaker 2: is the bad news. We did not get nominated this
Speaker 2: year for a Sports Emmy. I should have said it yesterday,
Speaker 2: but it was too painful. I needed another twenty four
Speaker 2: hours to process this. But once again, we're not going
Speaker 2: to win the Sports Emmy this year.
Speaker 3: And it's almost impossible if you're not nominated.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's true, and I blame Mario because as Mario
Speaker 2: puts together the tape that they send to the Sports
Speaker 2: Emmy people and then they vote on this and then
Speaker 2: they decide if this is a great daily show. And
Speaker 2: you know, as the years go on the year's dwindle.
Speaker 2: We only have so many, so many more years here
Speaker 2: for an opportunity to win a Sports Semmy. And it's
Speaker 2: not about me. It's really about the Danis. It's about
Speaker 2: the audience. Because I've already won a couple of Sports Emmys,
Speaker 2: I know what that feeling is like. But I see
Speaker 2: the disappointment on Seatan's face, and uh, you know what
Speaker 2: puts more pressure on me. Yeah, and uh, I'm sorry, guys,
Speaker 2: I'd let you down again. We got three more tries
Speaker 2: and then that's it, because I don't want to get
Speaker 2: one posthumously when I'm dead. And then all of a sudden,
Speaker 2: they say, you know what, on second thought, we should
Speaker 2: have honored that show because that show did spawn a
Speaker 2: lot of other shows. You don't have Pat McAfee without
Speaker 2: the show. Well, you don't have Levatard without this show.
Speaker 2: We've left a legacy, but it'd be nice with a
Speaker 2: Sports Emmy for that legacy. Yeah. See.
Speaker 4: See.
Speaker 5: That's the problem though, is that you would get one
Speaker 5: posthumously for this show. Then it'd be like, oh yeah,
Speaker 5: those guys, I mean, they were along for the ride,
Speaker 5: But we got to give one to Dan for the
Speaker 5: dan Patrick Show.
Speaker 2: Okay, she did so, well, somebody has to be there
Speaker 2: to pick it up. If I'm not around, you guys
Speaker 2: can't okay, and I already got it planned that there's
Speaker 2: only one voice at least, that's what they say when
Speaker 2: you go up there, it's one person accepting. But I
Speaker 2: would like for everybody to speak at the same time.
Speaker 2: So when they say, oh, here on behalf of the
Speaker 2: dan Patrick Show, it's Todd, Fritz, Satan O'Connor, Marvin Prince,
Speaker 2: and Paul Paps And then you guys go up there collectively,
Speaker 2: and then you start the acceptance speech by going jerks, well, no,
Speaker 2: we don't want to say that, but that that would
Speaker 2: be it. That would be how I'd like to go out.
Speaker 2: I think that would be nice. That's right.
Speaker 5: I've resigned myself to the fact that's never going to happen. Well, no,
Speaker 5: you're not anyone. No, you're the one that says, no,
Speaker 5: don't say that we.
Speaker 2: Need to win. We're going to win.
Speaker 5: I'm the one that used to say, okay, good, I'm
Speaker 5: glad that you've lowered expectation. It's not gonna happen. Yeah, yes,
Speaker 5: So we went we went over five. We were nominated
Speaker 5: five times, Open Bar five times. A couple of them
Speaker 5: were remote though that kind of stunk. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 5: so we only got to go three times. Outstanding Studio
Speaker 5: Show Daily. The nominees this year were MLB Tonight, NBA Countdown,
Speaker 5: NFL Live, Pardon the Interruption, which is always there, and
Speaker 5: Sports Center, which is almost always there, and m'be Tonight
Speaker 5: is almost always there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but pardon the interruption. They only do thirty minutes.
Speaker 2: They don't even do thirty minutes. They do twenty two minutes.
Speaker 3: It's a good twenty two.
Speaker 2: Tony doesn't even have to leave his house.
Speaker 6: I mean, okay, maybe we should scale our show down
Speaker 6: to thirty minutes and we'll.
Speaker 2: Maybe said maybe twenty two minutes. Maybe we'll do twenty
Speaker 2: two minute.
Speaker 5: We get able to get a great twenty two minutes
Speaker 5: every day? Wow, can we do a truly great twenty
Speaker 5: two minutes?
Speaker 2: No, I think we could do a consistently good twenty
Speaker 2: two minute. Ask me the name of the show, PTI yeah,
Speaker 2: consistently good, yes, ton But it goes back.
Speaker 7: To what we've mentioned a few times before, like they
Speaker 7: need to kind of look into some other category because
Speaker 7: so many times We're put up against shows and doesn't
Speaker 7: match up with the traditional sports talk show and other programs.
Speaker 7: They're highlight shows or they're very different than what we do.
Speaker 2: If they got to see how we put this all together,
Speaker 2: we'd win a Sports Emmy every year.
Speaker 5: Somehow we or it would really devalue the nominating process.
Speaker 2: But look, I'm not I'm not begging for anything here.
Speaker 2: I'm not asking for sympathy. I'm just letting the audience know,
Speaker 2: letting the DANZ know that we did not get nominated
Speaker 2: this year, and we'll we'll try again next year.
Speaker 5: I don't wanna I don't want to be like, if
Speaker 5: we're gonna win one, I don't want it to be
Speaker 5: best radio show on TV.
Speaker 2: That's a bunch of crap. I don't want to win that.
Speaker 5: I'd rather I want to beat the Sports Center people
Speaker 5: or best TV show on five thousand of them. Yeah,
Speaker 5: you know, I mean, we're going up against behemoths.
Speaker 8: It just us.
Speaker 2: We're just a couple of guys here in a converted
Speaker 2: with tool rental place shot or something and somehow, I mean,
Speaker 2: look at I got guys doing jobs they never did before.
Speaker 2: But you know what, that's the beauty of it. It
Speaker 2: might be why we're not nominating. No, I think you
Speaker 2: know what it is. I think I need more hot takes.
Speaker 2: That's why we're not getting nominated. I think we open
Speaker 2: up with the Cowboys and the Lakers today and we
Speaker 2: just have a Cowboy Laker day and we just do
Speaker 2: hot takes and see if that works.
Speaker 6: Yes, Paul, but if you look at the list, these
Speaker 6: aren't hot take shows that got nominated for Sports Emmys.
Speaker 2: Well, pardon the interruption. They give you some hot.
Speaker 6: Takes, but they're not faux takes, they're actual opinions. Oh
Speaker 6: I don't I don't find that to be a hot
Speaker 6: take show at all.
Speaker 2: Baseball Baseball tonight or MLB tonight.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we did it again to us.
Speaker 2: Ever, they're nice guys, but come on that nice. I
Speaker 2: mean they are all guys who weren't great baseball players
Speaker 2: and they threw them in a studio.
Speaker 5: Hey, you skippy, roll up your sleeves and show us
Speaker 5: how it works.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah great, yeah great?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: How about another Harold Reynolds demonstration.
Speaker 5: See, when you're turning two, your hips have to be
Speaker 5: this way, so that.
Speaker 8: Thing you could get a give the people what they want.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Yeah, they have a jib. Great, You're never gonna
Speaker 2: win without a jib. Yeah, the jib camera. Okay, all right,
Speaker 2: they sweeping shot of the studio. Yeah, oh wow, look
Speaker 2: at that. That's impressive. Oh yeah, that's a GiB.
Speaker 8: And underestimate the jib though.
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Speaker 2: play at the day, stat of the day, all of
Speaker 2: that coming up. Operator Tyler is standing by. He will
Speaker 2: take your phone calls each seven to seven three DP
Speaker 2: show WNBA Draft. As per expected, Caitlin Clark goes to
Speaker 2: the Indiana Fever, the immediate sell out all of their
Speaker 2: merchandise Lakers at the Pelicans, Tonight Warriors at the Kings.
Speaker 2: The Brooklyn Nets have a new head coach. I don't
Speaker 2: even know their old head coach. And I started to
Speaker 2: think about this with the Brooklyn Nets. They almost had it. Now,
Speaker 2: they were never going to be the favorite in New
Speaker 2: York City. They could win an NBA title and I
Speaker 2: don't think Manhattan would care, and I don't know how
Speaker 2: much of Brooklyn would care. But they almost had it
Speaker 2: three years ago Eastern Conference Simmis. But then it all
Speaker 2: went away and we thought, Okay, they got their coach,
Speaker 2: they got Steve Nash, they got Katie. Oh, they're gonna
Speaker 2: have Kyrie. They got it all. Then they don't have anything. Okay.
Speaker 2: The Brooklyn Nets have had two coaches this year. Can
Speaker 2: you name one of the two, Marvin Jacques Vaughn. Okay,
Speaker 2: that was the one I was going to go with.
Speaker 6: Yes, Pom, Marvin should be able to get the other one.
Speaker 6: There's the hint. Okay, it's in Marvin's wheelhouse.
Speaker 2: Okay, that sounds like a Connecticut Kevin Ali Ali income free.
Speaker 3: Kevin Ali is correct?
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, he did.
Speaker 3: A month and a half.
Speaker 2: All right, that's a great gig. A month and a half,
Speaker 2: a month and a half and got out, Yeah, got paroled. Okay,
Speaker 2: So the Brooklyn Nets are hiring who is it, Jordi Fernandez.
Speaker 2: Let's say he has to play thirty Kevin Ollie's already out. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: who did they hire?
Speaker 3: We should wait till they play. You know it's not
Speaker 3: gonna last.
Speaker 6: What do you mean the Yeah, let's let's talk about
Speaker 6: it after fifty games.
Speaker 2: Well, we have to wait till next season because there's
Speaker 2: season's over with. We have the play in games coming
Speaker 2: up tonight. And of course you got the Warriors at
Speaker 2: the Kings, Lakers at the Pelicans. I'm looking at the
Speaker 2: numbers here, according to DraftKings, the Lakers are getting more
Speaker 2: one against the Pelicans. The Warriors are giving two and
Speaker 2: a half at the Kings. Wait, what do you going here?
Speaker 2: Was that a stat of the days?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 2: All right, give me Darius Rutger. Then here we go,
Speaker 2: two three.
Speaker 8: Four stat of the day.
Speaker 1: That of the day.
Speaker 2: Here comes the stat of the day.
Speaker 4: Yays that of the day.
Speaker 8: Stat of the day.
Speaker 2: Here comes the stat of the day. I think that
Speaker 2: the Nets were looking at Mike Budenholzer, but Jordi Fernandez
Speaker 2: was an assistant with the Sacramento King so he will
Speaker 2: get that opportunity with the Brooklyn Nets.
Speaker 9: Yay.
Speaker 6: The good news for your Kings, Dan Fernandez will continue
Speaker 6: to be on the bench and help the team throughout
Speaker 6: the playoffront.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my Sacramento Kings. But that'll be fun tonight with
Speaker 2: the Golden State against the Kings, and then the Lakers
Speaker 2: will be at the Pelicans. All right, let's pull question
Speaker 2: today Seaton.
Speaker 5: And so Paulie, if you were going to buy stock
Speaker 5: in dot dot dot, or you could buy stock in
Speaker 5: dot dot dot, the WNBA, the other options here MLS, MMA,
Speaker 5: other neither neither.
Speaker 2: Is there another sport on there? Lacrosse? Maybe perhaps I
Speaker 2: would say MMA, you would that's a billion dollar industry.
Speaker 3: What are you buying it? High?
Speaker 2: Still buying it? The billion dollar industry? I mean, WNBA
Speaker 2: has to build off this momentum just because you have
Speaker 2: Caitlin Clark, you know, you still have to have people
Speaker 2: watching these games, going to these games. You know, when
Speaker 2: Gretzky came to the LA Kings, you had a lot
Speaker 2: of Southern states that wanted to have hockey franchises. They
Speaker 2: wanted Gretzky coming through town. Well, how many times is
Speaker 2: he coming through town? That's where you have to build
Speaker 2: a league that people want to see. And Caitlyn Clark
Speaker 2: comes in a lot of eyeballs on the league and
Speaker 2: a lot of young talent there. Now you want to
Speaker 2: see if those people who wanted to see her in
Speaker 2: college want to see her as a professional. I think
Speaker 2: that's going to be the key. And then they've talked
Speaker 2: about expansion with the WNBA, and that will also help
Speaker 2: because when you travel, if you can do like an
Speaker 2: East coast swing or a west coast swing, now you're
Speaker 2: going to cut down on the travel costs instead of
Speaker 2: going here for one game and then back that you
Speaker 2: have other franchises, so they might add two more teams here.
Speaker 2: But Caitlyn Clark getting taken number one last night no surprise,
Speaker 2: and she spoke about the honor.
Speaker 9: I think the biggest thing is like I always just
Speaker 9: believed in myself. I went to Iowa with the goal
Speaker 9: of taking us to the final four.
Speaker 3: We did it twice.
Speaker 9: We went to two national championships, four Big Ten championships. Yeah,
Speaker 9: there's my team. It's a pretty awesome And I think
Speaker 9: just a belief in myself and my parents always instilled
Speaker 9: confidence in me from a young age when I was
Speaker 9: a young girl, and I think that's something a lot
Speaker 9: of young girls can learn to have, and I think
Speaker 9: people supporting them certainly helps. So yeah, I think the
Speaker 9: biggest thing is the confidence. But I told my mom before,
Speaker 9: this is like, you know, I earned it, and that's
Speaker 9: why I'm so proud of it.
Speaker 2: Good, happy, Yeah, this is a kind of a coronation,
Speaker 2: culmination of a lot of things that have happened and
Speaker 2: allowed her to become the focal point of women's college bounsketball. Now,
Speaker 2: can you take that to the WNBA? Are you as curious?
Speaker 2: In the WNBA, they're not a very good team. That's
Speaker 2: the reason why they have the number one overall pick.
Speaker 2: In fact, the Las Vegas Aces are your big favorites there,
Speaker 2: The New York Liberty, Connecticut, Son, Seattle Storm, Indiana Fever
Speaker 2: way down the list, but Caitlin Clark Leah Buston, that's
Speaker 2: pretty good inside outside combination and maybe it'll be fun
Speaker 2: for people to watch go out of their way to
Speaker 2: find it, but the Mothership is going to put them
Speaker 2: front and center. That helps out. You want to be
Speaker 2: able to like the Live Toward doesn't have distribution. If
Speaker 2: if you said, how do you find it? I go,
Speaker 2: I think on the CW, but I don't even know
Speaker 2: if that's true. Do I watch it on YouTube? You
Speaker 2: got to have distribution. I think without that, you can't survive,
Speaker 2: you know, the XFL, the UFL, having ESPN there or
Speaker 2: Fox involved in it. You've got to have that people
Speaker 2: can watch. And let's face it, we do watch. We
Speaker 2: want movement. We want something that's going on on a
Speaker 2: nightly basis, and you tune into something and hopefully people
Speaker 2: will be tuning into this because they're still curious. But
Speaker 2: you got to be curious about everybody else or other
Speaker 2: teams in the league and other players in the league.
Speaker 2: You have to, you know, totally commit to that. You
Speaker 2: can't just go, I'm going to make this secular and
Speaker 2: it's only going to be about Caitlin Clark. The league
Speaker 2: doesn't you know, they don't benefit off of this as
Speaker 2: much as you would hope that they would. And there's
Speaker 2: some there's some names there, and I think that that's important.
Speaker 2: But there have been names here. The WNBA has been
Speaker 2: around for a long long time, and you've had some
Speaker 2: great players. So that's where I'm curious about can you
Speaker 2: get If you don't get it now, I wonder if
Speaker 2: you will get it because this is the biggest marketing
Speaker 2: ploy that you have, and she'll be coming to a
Speaker 2: city near you. Yes, Marvin, So.
Speaker 10: After the WNBA season, do you have Caitlin Clark come
Speaker 10: back and host SNL to just keep it rolling.
Speaker 2: I don't. I'm not going to program for Saturday Night Live.
Speaker 2: But it depends on how popular she is. I mean,
Speaker 2: Jake from State Farm was pretty popular last night too.
Speaker 3: He's everywhere.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, come on, Jake, Like, do you have
Speaker 2: to hug everybody backstage? Yeah? Seton.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: It does depend on how comfortable Caitlin Clark is. I
Speaker 5: know she's the the face of women's college basketball and
Speaker 5: certainly you know of Iowa, but how comfortable she is
Speaker 5: with the spotlight and being out front long term, you know,
Speaker 5: especially in like situations outside of basketball.
Speaker 2: I didn't think she looked comfortable last night, which might
Speaker 2: sound weird because she knew she was going to be
Speaker 2: the number one pick. Everybody loves, you know, seeing her,
Speaker 2: but she strikes me as the kind of person who
Speaker 2: is comfortable doing what she does, not talking about what
Speaker 2: she does, or sitting there where everybody's you know, all
Speaker 2: eyes are on her and the focus on her, and
Speaker 2: all she's doing is sitting there looking at her phone.
Speaker 2: But when she's playing basketball, she's in her element. And
Speaker 2: you'll find that with athletes. They you'll find guys or
Speaker 2: you know, women who are shy and then you put them,
Speaker 2: you know, in their world, their sports world, in their vacuum,
Speaker 2: and then you see that personality. And that was the
Speaker 2: feeling I got watching last night because she was just
Speaker 2: sitting there, okay, and she was sitting sort of by herself,
Speaker 2: and you know, they kept her around too, did a
Speaker 2: couple of interviews, just say hey, coming up round two
Speaker 2: and we'll talk to Caitlin Clark. So they were doing
Speaker 2: their best to kind of keep that momentum going.
Speaker 5: Get her reaction to the later round picks, any surprises,
Speaker 5: for it.
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Speaker 2: I have an unbelievable day ahead of me. After I
Speaker 2: get to entertain a nation for another two and a
Speaker 2: half hours, I get to drive an hour and then
Speaker 2: I get to meet with somebody who is an estate planner.
Speaker 2: So when I die, how we divvy up everything. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and how exciting is that I get to talk about
Speaker 2: death and then divvying up things for my kids. You guys,
Speaker 2: of course, Yeah, See.
Speaker 5: You're you're fortunate to have an estate to divvy up. Dan,
Speaker 5: So you're looking at this wrong, don't. I don't know
Speaker 5: if it's an estate. I think it's just called a
Speaker 5: state planning.
Speaker 3: But think about this.
Speaker 6: Do you have the option to go today, or go tomorrow,
Speaker 6: or maybe go next Monday.
Speaker 3: It's not like pending.
Speaker 2: What do you mean going going to the appointment? Oh?
Speaker 2: I thought you meant and all the above, because you
Speaker 2: know we're all day to day. Sure, I have to
Speaker 2: do it today. I can't put it off till tomorrow.
Speaker 2: You actually could. I could your health, I'm rolling the dice.
Speaker 2: You never live it up.
Speaker 3: Shouldn't that person come to you? Aren't you any customers?
Speaker 2: Okay? My wife said, no, I want to see the office.
Speaker 2: I want to see what it looks like, the people
Speaker 2: who work there. And I said, you know, you're really
Speaker 2: looking forward to this a lot more than I am,
Speaker 2: hunt and uh, I mean, I'm not accusing her of
Speaker 2: anything here, if it's just we got to get this done.
Speaker 2: And I might have overheard her say, I don't know
Speaker 2: how much longer he's gone. But she was talking to
Speaker 2: the estate planning guy.
Speaker 6: If you're where it's like probate and arsenic in the
Speaker 6: same sentence, run.
Speaker 5: Yes, you're going to do that thing to your kids
Speaker 5: where you're like and nobody gets anything, we're giving it
Speaker 5: all away.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're not going to do that. Yeah, no, I'm
Speaker 2: not going to do that. But you know, the kids
Speaker 2: are curious about it. They're like, uh, so do you
Speaker 2: put it in writing? What we're getting?
Speaker 3: They asked that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they just want to they're curious about it. I said, hey,
Speaker 2: you damn vultures. You know you'll get something, so don't
Speaker 2: worry about it.
Speaker 7: Yes, Todd, Now your wife you said it's in Greenwich,
Speaker 7: so she's not concerned that this place is in some
Speaker 7: alley somewhere next to a check No.
Speaker 2: No, it's a nice community. Probably going to cost me
Speaker 2: even extra to talk about death.
Speaker 5: I think they do a state planning well in Greenwich, Connecticut,
Speaker 5: if I'm not mistaken. I haven't spent much time there,
Speaker 5: but I think it's a nice place. Things are going
Speaker 5: well there. It's a nice place to talk about death.
Speaker 5: It is, so I get to do that today. And
Speaker 5: I said, hon, how long do I have to talk
Speaker 5: about death? And she said, will you stop saying that
Speaker 5: and don't say that in the interview. And I said,
Speaker 5: I was going to walk in and say, hey, Jimmy Lipper,
Speaker 5: I'm Dan and when I die, let's divvy this up.
Speaker 2: And then she goes, you do know, I said, I'm not.
Speaker 2: I'm not. I'll go in. I'll be professional, but there
Speaker 2: will be a dead joke in there.
Speaker 8: Some people don't get your humor all the time.
Speaker 2: They do not, but when it comes to dead humor, man,
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm going to be deadpanned when I'm there. Okay,
Speaker 2: thank you, Todd, Yes, yes, yes.
Speaker 6: You know how guys like Tupac and Prince when they
Speaker 6: pass away, their estate has like recordings.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they sell later. What if we taped a couple
Speaker 3: of segments.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I have stuff in the archives. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I have shows and interviews that I've done that you
Speaker 2: guys don't even know about. Banked Yeah, yeah, they're in
Speaker 2: the vault.
Speaker 3: Like Johnny Cash releases album.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're like, oh my god, he did this interview
Speaker 2: with Michael Jordan and he kept it back there for
Speaker 2: decades yes.
Speaker 8: Is that gonna be one of those things where if
Speaker 8: you're hearing this, I'm already dead. Here's Nolan Ryan part two.
Speaker 2: Maybe I'll do that, Thank you, Todd. Yeah, I know,
Speaker 2: And then but I do. I'm trying to figure out
Speaker 2: when you go to my grave, like what you press
Speaker 2: a button? I think you should press a button. And
Speaker 2: then I say something like Jim Nance. I'm Jim Nance.
Speaker 2: I would have a button at my gravesite. Hello friends.
Speaker 2: Golly yeah, I don't know what I I don't know,
Speaker 2: and I don't know what the Sports Center theme song there,
Speaker 2: don uh, but I got I'm trying to work this
Speaker 2: out here a little bit. I did have a friend
Speaker 2: who recorded something before he died, and then we were
Speaker 2: at the funeral and I realized that he was going
Speaker 2: to speak from the dead, and that there was something
Speaker 2: that they that they he had it planned where he says,
Speaker 2: get me out of here.
Speaker 3: Oh you mean they held up like a recorder.
Speaker 2: No, he did something. I don't know how it was done,
Speaker 2: but somebody pressed something and you heard him say, hey,
Speaker 2: get me out of here, and and then you had
Speaker 2: people who were freaking out and others who were laughing hysterically.
Speaker 2: So maybe I do that, like, hey, let me out, Yes, Marvin.
Speaker 10: I can't wait to be at the funeral so I
Speaker 10: can cry during People hate Marvin very much.
Speaker 8: Marvin's so soft.
Speaker 2: So I got that later today.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yours could be like a roast.
Speaker 6: You could make like twenty or thirty lines about people
Speaker 6: you know, and then when they go to the casket,
Speaker 6: they press their own custom button and they get a line.
Speaker 3: From them on the way out.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, I canna do the Michael Jordan My Hall
Speaker 2: of Fame speech turns into a roast. No, I won't
Speaker 2: do that. No, No, I won't. I won't. Yes, how
Speaker 2: are you gonna do? I'm Dan Patrick and I'm gone,
Speaker 2: gone gone, or you know maybe uh I'm in Fuego.
Speaker 2: They just uh if you're cremated, Yeah, they're creamated.
Speaker 8: Yeah that would make sense.
Speaker 2: In their ashes and in fuego. Yes, yes, yes, Marvin.
Speaker 10: Who do you think would be the most famous person
Speaker 10: at your funeral?
Speaker 8: Ooh, that's a great question.
Speaker 2: I would say Sandler, Will Ferrell, Linda Cohane, Helko, Legend, Reggie,
Speaker 2: Reggie Aloisious. Who else would be here?
Speaker 8: Darius?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Would he perform? I would like for him to
Speaker 2: perform a song. I don't know what. I'm not quite
Speaker 2: sure what that song would be. I'm trying to think
Speaker 2: who else might be.
Speaker 6: Well, well, like a surprise. It is like Patrick Ewing
Speaker 6: would be a great. Yeah, it'll be a book of
Speaker 6: an advance. Pat, Yeah, great. Paul Bears, we've talked about this,
Speaker 6: you know. I got to narrow this down to six.
Speaker 2: And I don't know if I'm going to get people
Speaker 2: who are going to be glad I'm dead and volunteer
Speaker 2: to be a pall bearer. Do I have dan Etz?
Speaker 2: I mean Marvin's small hands. If you drop me, you
Speaker 2: won't feel it, Yeah, but my wife will. It'll hurt.
Speaker 2: And then Todd Todd did big beefy arms. Should be
Speaker 2: able to do it. I can't make any promise. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so that's my day to day. I get to go
Speaker 2: talk death. Yes, Paul, I.
Speaker 6: Think Van Pelt's in. I think he'll make it, no
Speaker 6: matter where. You know, he's in DC now he'll run
Speaker 6: up for that. Yeah, yeah, he'll make it.
Speaker 3: He's tall. It'll be great.
Speaker 2: Rangy guys like well, no, I think I could find
Speaker 2: enough people to carry my casket, but.
Speaker 6: Tall people it seems more impressive. You get like Ewing
Speaker 6: and Van Pelt. Oh start off there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but then you don't want to have it lopsided
Speaker 2: where I have a seven footer and a six five guy,
Speaker 2: and then you know I have Todd you know, might
Speaker 2: have a problem.
Speaker 7: Would you forgive Standle if he said, Danny, I'm in
Speaker 7: Australia filming right now. I sent a fruit basket.
Speaker 8: I just I can't.
Speaker 2: I just can't. Hey, I understand that. I mean he's acting,
Speaker 2: that's that's part of the business. If he can't be there,
Speaker 2: I know they'll be there in spirit.
Speaker 5: I mean, it's no different than the Master's topic we
Speaker 5: had yesterday. If you're off working and somebody dies, ah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sorry, Yeah, I understand it. Can't make it if
Speaker 2: it's during the season and all of a sudden, you know,
Speaker 2: the Joker can't make it because he's got like a
Speaker 2: match up with the Lakers, I understand that. Or Luca
Speaker 2: can't make it. Yes, well, Barkley's in a hot Barkley. Yes,
Speaker 2: Chuck would be there'd.
Speaker 3: Be there early. Yeah, we'll get the party going.
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm saying keg, I think a keg or Kegs
Speaker 2: that's and then we do Tragger Chad Chad from Treger
Speaker 2: and he'll be out there whipping up a batch and uh,
Speaker 2: we'll just have a nice, nice time. It'll be fun.
Speaker 6: Yes, I think Guy fierial attend you guys would be
Speaker 6: you guys have gotten close up the past.
Speaker 2: Yes, Guy Fieri diners, drive ins, dives and death.
Speaker 3: He runs in, does a quick segment and bolts.
Speaker 5: That'd be great if you get the Main cabin Master's
Speaker 5: guy builds you a casket casket Master.
Speaker 2: Ryan from the Main cabin Masters. It's a lovely not
Speaker 2: in fine up here, Main Casket Masters. I love it
Speaker 2: right Belt Sanders had me pulled this out of the
Speaker 2: river by Dan's houses.
Speaker 7: Yes, if you had to pick between a happy or
Speaker 7: sad occasion for where you'd want it to be a
Speaker 7: celebration or.
Speaker 2: I'd like some tears.
Speaker 8: But I felt like, wow, you guys are having way
Speaker 8: too much fun. I just died here, Taylor here.
Speaker 2: No, I'd like to have tears and then it be
Speaker 2: tears of joy, like hey, wow, you know what, that
Speaker 2: show never won a Sports Emmy. And then that's when
Speaker 2: it gets emotional and then all of a sudden, we
Speaker 2: celebrate with your permission.
Speaker 6: I'd love to ask Will Ferrell to sing Dust and
Speaker 6: the Wind like he did in Old School.
Speaker 3: That'll bring the house down.
Speaker 2: Done, And Will's a showman, he'll do it. Done. Done,
Speaker 2: Great call Paula.
Speaker 3: I'll put it on the list.
Speaker 2: Yeah, start producing this thing. Yeah. I got three and
Speaker 2: a half years left for the show. I mean, the
Speaker 2: show's dying, you know. I just don't want to go
Speaker 2: down with the ship.
Speaker 3: Okay, Sandler on guitar, he loves to break out the guitar.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I always want him to play the Honkah
Speaker 2: song and he never plays. Then there's gona he'll figure
Speaker 2: something out to be an Emmy worthy about dan Ka Patrick?
Speaker 3: Maybe sure, be nice old friend. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah. There's a couple of people that I have to
Speaker 2: put in writing that can't show up. Though I can't
Speaker 2: say that. I'm just saying, well, there'll be laminates that
Speaker 2: if you show up. I mean you're gonna have a
Speaker 2: press bound how about what you response? But there'll be
Speaker 2: a b I p Eric, Yeah, if you'll be uh,
Speaker 2: and there'll be bottle service there.
Speaker 8: Of the Dead Carpet, they set it up for Dead Carpet.
Speaker 6: I think someone like Steve Levy in charge of entertainment.
Speaker 6: He's a fun guy, good friend of yours, always a
Speaker 6: fun person.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Levy's in. I don't know if he's the life
Speaker 2: of the party. If there's at Yes, Marvin.
Speaker 10: Does Keith Oberman speak at your funeral? Like magic Bird?
Speaker 10: Magic dies Bird's gonna speak.
Speaker 3: You gotta let Keith speak?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah. If Keith wants to get political, yes, don't
Speaker 2: get political. Don't don't get political. That would be the
Speaker 2: only thing.
Speaker 8: Everyone. He would introduce himself.
Speaker 2: Yeah, DP.
Speaker 3: Killing Dan vote suppression.
Speaker 2: What is this? What did you say? Okay, so that's
Speaker 2: what I have later today? Who has it better than me? No,
Speaker 2: let's talk some death. That'll be great. Doug in North Carolina, Hi, Doug,
Speaker 2: what's on your mind today?
Speaker 4: Well, then I'm thinking about sports superstitions. When you open
Speaker 4: the show today, I start to think about that Billy
Speaker 4: Goat in Chicago and the curse of the Bambino. And
Speaker 4: I have was Harry that the Dan Patrick Show may
Speaker 4: be under the curse of mcleven. You haven't been nominated
Speaker 4: since he left. I think he took his little Robert
Speaker 4: Griffin Junior third jersey that you gave him, and I
Speaker 4: think he planted a curse on you guys, and I
Speaker 4: wanted your opinion on that.
Speaker 2: The curse of mcleven. Is it the curse of Marvin
Speaker 2: or the curse of McLevin, because I I'm not sure.
Speaker 10: The answer is yes.
Speaker 2: Well, the show has been better with Marvin in my opinion.
Speaker 2: We love McLevin. Uh gave gave a lot of great
Speaker 2: memories there. But is it the curse of Marvin or
Speaker 2: the curse of McLevin. I guess I'll say the curse
Speaker 2: of McLevin. Yeah, but we did have him on in Vegas.
Speaker 2: Maybe if we put that that segment on our tape
Speaker 2: for this Sports Emmy, then maybe we could have gotten nominated.
Speaker 2: Or did we I don't know. I just heard from
Speaker 2: Will Ferrell. He says he's technically unavailable for my funeral already.
Speaker 3: He knows already.
Speaker 2: That was quick, the fact that he knows he's not
Speaker 2: going to be available. He doesn't know what I'm dying,
Speaker 2: but he's technically unavailable. I respect that, so he would
Speaker 2: have sung, but he's booked it. He just says, I'm
Speaker 2: technically unavailable.
Speaker 8: He came all the way to Ireland, but he won't
Speaker 8: come for the not surprise it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well it's okay. Look, there's gonna be some no
Speaker 2: shows that just will be and I'm okay with that. Yes, Morvan, is.
Speaker 10: The funeral here or in Cincinnati?
Speaker 3: Good question.
Speaker 2: I was thinking a couple of funerals, almost like a tour,
Speaker 2: like tour stops to make shirts. Yes, San Antonio, you know,
Speaker 2: because I want to get Greg Papa.
Speaker 6: But we're big in the midwest, Wisconsin and Iowa, Iowa. Yeah, Iowa, Appleton, Wisconsin. Yeah,
Speaker 6: that would be great too.
Speaker 3: Let's get there, yeah, up now the coast.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then we give the presentation of putting me
Speaker 2: in the ground, but we're not. Then we just take
Speaker 2: the casket and then we head to another city. We're
Speaker 2: going to be barnstorming.
Speaker 6: It's like, dude, perfect, we just come to your town
Speaker 6: and attain and leave dead.
Speaker 2: Perfect. Perfect. Okay, how about we take a break here.
Speaker 2: We got a quiz coming up. Thank you, thank you,
Speaker 2: thank you. We're taking suggestions though on planning this, but
Speaker 2: my estate planning later today. It's gonna be awesome, all right,
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Speaker 2: should be a lot of suggestions on my funeral. We
Speaker 2: had somebody who just sent a tweet for Dan's future funeral,
Speaker 2: Tom Ronaldi reading the eulogy with the piano playing in
Speaker 2: the background. Very nice. Yes.
Speaker 5: People also asking when Dead Dan's Club A t shirts
Speaker 5: are going to be available. Okay, so we'll get started
Speaker 5: on those.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Well, we got three and a half years. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: but you can be using it later on if I
Speaker 2: you know, somehow survived the next three and half years
Speaker 2: eight seven seven three DP show John in Houston, Good morning, John,
Speaker 2: what's on your mind today?
Speaker 12: Dane just had a quick idea on the funeral invite list.
Speaker 12: Why not invite the white whale Roger Goodell, and then
Speaker 12: if he shows up, a secret twenty part interview gets
Speaker 12: released from the vault, surprising everybody for all these years.
Speaker 2: All right, thank you? Would the commissioner show up at
Speaker 2: my funeral so you can interview?
Speaker 8: I'm sure? Tough questions? What are you going to do?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I would say Adam Silver would show up. I
Speaker 2: think Rob Manfred would would show up. I don't think
Speaker 2: Roger Goodell would show up. He might send somebody or
Speaker 2: vice commissioners. Yes, yeah, somebody's going to be tasked with that.
Speaker 2: You know, Troy Vincent is going to have to show up.
Speaker 8: Yeah, someone in sales and marketing.
Speaker 2: We're here on behalf of Commissioner Goodell.
Speaker 5: Say, people that send us like the cupcakes or whatever
Speaker 5: you have, like NFL themed cupcakes or something whatever the
Speaker 5: season starts, Stanley Cup Finals, he's a cake.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Hey, yeah, Hey, Marvin, what about Jim Parsons, Oh
Speaker 2: good call. Yeah, yeah, Jim would be great, and you
Speaker 2: know it's very good actor, Like I need some people
Speaker 2: to emote here, I can't. You know, Jim would be great.
Speaker 2: I think he could emote. But once again, Will Ferrell
Speaker 2: not only sent me an email saying he was technically
Speaker 2: unavailable for my funeral, he sent me a text for
Speaker 2: my phone to make sure that I knew that he was.
Speaker 2: He's being very thorough here that he will not be
Speaker 2: available for my funeral. To sing dust in the Wind.
Speaker 2: I like how when we would talk about death or
Speaker 2: my death, and then Todd would go, I'm uncomfortable with this.
Speaker 2: You've changed. You did a one to eighty. Now you're
Speaker 2: embracing out having fun.
Speaker 8: It's very morbid, and said, but you know, I'm willing
Speaker 8: to play along. Not at your expense. I guess it's
Speaker 8: at your expense, but it's it is very morbid.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Tom. Technically unavailable, Yeah technically I know. Yeah.
Speaker 9: Uh.
Speaker 2: Luciano in Brooklyn, Luciano, how how can we help you?
Speaker 13: Hey, good morning copy with the tty copy. How are
Speaker 13: you today?
Speaker 2: Great?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 13: For those of you that don't speak that old school
Speaker 13: Brooklyn meaningless. That's mafioso talk for the boss of all bosses. Now,
Speaker 13: I want you to take a look at the Yukon
Speaker 13: legend looking off fest to death face King what else said?
Speaker 13: And of course to my good fellas Todd seeing and
Speaker 13: part of my Yiddish the handsome schmut Polypats. What's it about?
Speaker 8: Wow?
Speaker 2: Hello? Wow?
Speaker 13: All right, skipper. Here the rules of engagement for today. Okay,
Speaker 13: we're going to codify the sports lexicon by replacing the
Speaker 13: phrase long suffering with character developing. I'll give you an example.
Speaker 13: I always tell people that the most salient benefit of
Speaker 13: being a New Yorkian it's the character development you get
Speaker 13: when you attack your emotions to one of these incompetent
Speaker 13: sports franchises. So that being said, my child is not
Speaker 13: just to you, but to the entire audience. Is I
Speaker 13: want you to debunk this statement that the most character
Speaker 13: developing sports town in all of the Great North America,
Speaker 13: it's none other than the big bad Roden Apple, New
Speaker 13: York City.
Speaker 2: All Right, guys, okay, is there a question there.
Speaker 6: I think he's trying to say the state of New
Speaker 6: York sports is a He said, it's like down, but
Speaker 6: he's looking at it differently.
Speaker 2: Oh so it's character development because the Giants aren't good,
Speaker 2: the Jets aren't good. The Knicks are really good, and
Speaker 2: they love when the Knicks are good. The Mets aren't good.
Speaker 2: Nobody cares about the Brooklyn Nets. The Rangers are good
Speaker 2: this year.
Speaker 8: I don't just grabbed the playoffs pot.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 2: Tom got the Yankees. They're interesting, the Mets aren't. I
Speaker 2: don't know if that's character development. It depends on the
Speaker 2: priority list. If you say, okay, that team, when that
Speaker 2: team's good, then everything else it doesn't matter. In the city,
Speaker 2: it feels like the Knicks and Rangers being really good.
Speaker 2: I mean, you got your mainstays when the Knicks and
Speaker 2: the Rangers and the New York Giants, but the Giants
Speaker 2: aren't very good.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Paul, you're absolutely right, because the Mets have a
Speaker 6: lot of fans in New York at the whole metro area.
Speaker 6: Yankees are old school, but the Knicks feel like they
Speaker 6: stand alone. The Nets don't take any fans away from them,
Speaker 6: and the Knicks fans when they're even close to relevant,
Speaker 6: they come out of the woodwork.
Speaker 2: Well, because it's handed down the Giant fan who was
Speaker 2: there when they won, hands it down to his son,
Speaker 2: and then when he has children, to his children. The Knicks,
Speaker 2: they were great in the seventies, and you hand that
Speaker 2: down and then it's another generation, and then maybe you
Speaker 2: get Lucky the Mets from the late sixties when they
Speaker 2: won or eighty six, and then it gets handed down
Speaker 2: the Yankees, of course, you know, go back to the twenties,
Speaker 2: handing it down generation after generation, and then yeah, that's
Speaker 2: where sometimes it feels like child abuse when somebody goes, Nope,
Speaker 2: you're going to be a fan of this franchise, and
Speaker 2: you're like why, because I've been a fan like the
Speaker 2: Cubs fans like oh, why are you going to do that?
Speaker 2: Or Red Sox fans, and then all of a sudden
Speaker 2: you get that win, and then you realize what it
Speaker 2: means when you see how it affects those who are
Speaker 2: older than you who didn't get that opportunity, didn't see
Speaker 2: a win. And then Red Sox fans we saw that.
Speaker 2: Cubs fans we saw that as well. Andrew in Washington, Hi, Andrew,
Speaker 2: what's on your mind today?
Speaker 14: Good morning Dan? And then it's great to have you
Speaker 14: guys back. Thanks for taking my call speaking about your death.
Speaker 14: I mean, I'm kind of worried about Todd carrying a casket.
Speaker 14: It's an unbalanced weight. You'll have weight on one side
Speaker 14: and don't want them to get injured. It's kind of
Speaker 14: scary to think about that. Also, I heard that there's
Speaker 14: a thirty for thirty in the works for Stuart Scott.
Speaker 14: I didn't know it was that controversial. But do you
Speaker 14: think that ESPN might do a thirty for thirty on
Speaker 14: you or at least no.
Speaker 2: No, maybe maybe the big show, But I don't think
Speaker 2: they're doing anything go out of their way to embrace
Speaker 2: and the Stuart Scott thirty for thirty is not controversial,
Speaker 2: it's it's really a tribute. I think his daughters are
Speaker 2: largely involved in this. You know, they'll have interviews with
Speaker 2: people from the Mothership who worked with him. I don't
Speaker 2: know if you have management, I'm sure some management people
Speaker 2: will be involved, even though some management people shouldn't be
Speaker 2: involved if they're going to give their true opinion. You know,
Speaker 2: because Stuart fought a lot, fought through a lot of
Speaker 2: things there because he was different, and you had a
Speaker 2: couple of people in management who, you know, try to
Speaker 2: put up a roadblock there, and you know, Stuart never
Speaker 2: met a stop sign that he stopped at. He just didn't.
Speaker 2: He was going through it. You know, the light was
Speaker 2: red and he was going through it. Stop sign, He's
Speaker 2: going through it. But you know, he was kind of
Speaker 2: fighting a one man you know, or staging a one
Speaker 2: man show here. And I'm sure that they'll they'll do
Speaker 2: right by him and his daughter's being involved that it'll
Speaker 2: probably be a very very touching tribute to Stuart. Hour
Speaker 2: two on the way Tim Legler the mother Ship, we
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