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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after It's my Strawberry Electric. Subject is shoes

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Speaker 1: under the bed? Okay, shoes under the bed. We'll get

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Speaker 1: into that just a few because right now the nephew

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Speaker 1: is here with today's prank phone called nephew, what you

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Speaker 1: got for us? Well, we got an issue here. We

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Speaker 1: have an issue here. We have a white guy that's

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Speaker 1: married to a black lady. Okay, but if he gonna

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Speaker 1: have to, if he gonna go to church, whether he

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Speaker 1: gonna have to, he's gonna have to take the church

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Speaker 1: gospel quiz, the church gospel, not the quizz, not the

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Speaker 1: church that. There's some things he needs to know. You understand,

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Speaker 1: you're gonna have to take the Church Gospel of quiz

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Speaker 1: and you're gonna have to pass it with flying colors

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Speaker 1: to be hanging out in a black sat Cary. All right.

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Speaker 1: So this right here is church gospel quiz as we

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Speaker 1: eazon into coming up to use the Sunday, this is

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Speaker 1: church gospel. Who he is? God Dog? If you who

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Speaker 1: this is? Grant? All right? Grant h. Grant Stevens Right, Yes, hey, hey,

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Speaker 1: gret this is brother Lewis Finnley I'm calling from Mount

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Speaker 1: Sinai Mission. There a Baptist church you you and your

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Speaker 1: wife just joined a couple of weeks ago, Am I right? Absolutely? Yes? Okay,

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Speaker 1: so now listen, um, I wanted to reach out to you.

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Speaker 1: I know you guys have started the uh the orientation

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Speaker 1: and from my understanding you you finished one one class

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Speaker 1: of the orientation. You got three more to go with that, right, yes, alright, alright, alright.

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Speaker 1: So first of all, I want to say welcome to

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Speaker 1: And I know that you and your wife are a

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Speaker 1: mixed couple. You your Carcasian and she's she's black. Are

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Speaker 1: you Are you liking the church so far? Grant? Absolutely,

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Speaker 1: we really are enjoying it. We completed our first orientation

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Speaker 1: and uh yeah, so far we're really enjoying it. Okay, Okay,

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Speaker 1: did I catch you a bad time? I am don't

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Speaker 1: work right now, but it's okay. I've got a couple

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Speaker 1: of I've got a couple of months, okay, Okay, I

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Speaker 1: just wanted to call you. Man. I was worried I

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Speaker 1: know you because I don't think you noticed. But you

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Speaker 1: are the first Caucasian to join our church. And I

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Speaker 1: just want to make sure you kind of knew the

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Speaker 1: language and and just just kind of knowing what the

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Speaker 1: Black Church is all about. And there's certain sands and

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Speaker 1: different things I think you should know so that, uh

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Speaker 1: you know, I just don't want you to say the

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Speaker 1: wrong thing while you at the church. Does that makes sense? Uh? Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: So so what I wanted to do, like I wanted

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Speaker 1: to give you a little Black Church quiz so you

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Speaker 1: can kind of maybe if you could let me know

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Speaker 1: where you are, you know, if you want a lower

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Speaker 1: about the Black Church, like this blink in for me,

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Speaker 1: grant And if you don't matter, I just want to

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Speaker 1: take a liberty of time and I let you get

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Speaker 1: back to work. But first of all, and give a

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Speaker 1: blank to God. What what what we're going in that

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Speaker 1: All I can think of Tom has give give things

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Speaker 1: See to see what it is is First of all,

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Speaker 1: give an honor to God. All right? Remember that? First

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Speaker 1: of all, give an honor to God. You got that okay, yes, yes, okay.

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Speaker 1: First of all, give an honor to God, who is

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Speaker 1: the blank of my life. What what? What? What goes

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Speaker 1: my life. No, see, that's that's that's that's wrong. First

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Speaker 1: of all, give an honor to God, who is the

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Speaker 1: don't don't. What I don't want you to do is

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Speaker 1: No, No No, I wasn't. I wasn't questioning you, sir. I

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Speaker 1: wasn't question. I'm sorry. I've just always heard it that way.

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Speaker 1: But okay, So so I'm trying to give you the

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Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, I understand. I just I know,

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Speaker 1: I appreciate it. I'm just I apologize, Okay, noa no, Look,

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Speaker 1: I don't know these answers, obviously, but I've got a meeting.

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Speaker 1: I'm curious if everyone in the church gets these phone calls.

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Speaker 1: Well wait, wait a minute, women, a grant. I know

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Speaker 1: you have a meeting, but what's more important your meeting

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Speaker 1: or knowing your position at the Black church? What what's

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Speaker 1: more important? I really don't have time for this right now.

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Speaker 1: I can't believe it's actually happening. Like, did you did

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Speaker 1: I took the livery of myself when I realized you

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Speaker 1: you okay, okay, grant, if you don't man, just do

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Speaker 1: this funning grant, Like do you know what hooping is? Hooping? Like?

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Speaker 1: Who the hooping? Uh? No, hooping is when the pastor

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Speaker 1: Goodn't god, n'm night do that funny if you if

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Speaker 1: you wore a grant, oh lo oh god, oh night? No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: no you let's come on you you women now, goodn't

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Speaker 1: Oh oh yeah, oh God. Hold mighty. Okay. Hey, hey Grant,

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Speaker 1: do you think maybe as possible that men you can

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Speaker 1: have some sessions bepow you come back to the church

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Speaker 1: and I can prepare you more. Hey, man, listen, you

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Speaker 1: have caught me at a really bad time and I'm quiet,

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Speaker 1: honestly just so frustrated. Like I've never heard of a

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Speaker 1: should be calling my wife right now. She's black. Well

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Speaker 1: she should already know. Na cost question you the one.

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Speaker 1: Don't know why I'm gonna call I should call you.

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Speaker 1: I am at work right now. I have a meeting

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Speaker 1: to get to in just a minute. I don't know

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Speaker 1: have got to close my office store. This is so embarrassing.

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Speaker 1: I have never ever received a phone call like this

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Speaker 1: I want to talk to your pastor. I am going

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Speaker 1: to talk to him next Sunday. No joke. Why didn't

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Speaker 1: One last thing and I have to go. Okay, I

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Speaker 1: just wanted to let you know that this is nephew,

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Speaker 1: tell me from the Steve Harmit Morning Show. No wife,

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Speaker 1: Carolyn got me to brank phone call you shut up?

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Speaker 1: Shut up. I am so sorry. I am so sorry.

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Speaker 1: Oh you're good, you are. I'm all right, man, I'm

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Speaker 1: alright a little embarrassed, but I'm alright. Great. You gotta

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Speaker 1: do it for me one more time? O t oh no,

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Speaker 1: oh yeah, okay, man, look at do this for me

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Speaker 1: and tell me what is the baddest I mean, the

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Speaker 1: baddest radio show in the land, the Steve Harvey Morning

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Speaker 1: Show all the way goodness? Won't he do it? Won't

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Speaker 1: they do it? And and and and and really won't? Yes? Yes,

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Speaker 1: let me let me think Dallas Sport Word Texas for

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Speaker 1: coming out hanging out with me Junior a boy, Rodney Perry,

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Speaker 1: Dominique and the legend the one and only missed Uh

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Speaker 1: Monique rock that thing in Dallas for Word Texas. Yes

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Speaker 1: we did, Yes we did. Did y'all arrive in a

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Speaker 1: hearse did y'all do all that to her. You know,

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Speaker 1: somebody was using the hearse call. We didn't get it.

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Speaker 1: It was a late delivery that was going on with us.

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Speaker 1: All Right, we made it there. I won't be rolling

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Speaker 1: up in a hearse but I will be showing up

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Speaker 1: at the Skypack. Baby, the sky Pack, Bowling Green, Kentucky,

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Speaker 1: April to fifteen. That's me and Life Jennings and Bubbadubba.

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Speaker 1: It's called The Laugh and Love Show. The Laugh and

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Speaker 1: Love Show tickets on sale right now at the sky

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Speaker 1: I back bowling Green Kentuckie. I had to do that.

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Speaker 1: I had to do that, Bowling Green Kentuckie. All right,

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Speaker 1: thank you, nephew. Coming up next it is my Strawberry letter.

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Speaker 1: The subject is shoes under the Bed. We'll get into

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Speaker 1: it right after this. You're listening to the Stave Harvey

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