WEBVTT - “METH AND CROSS DRESSING” 0:00:02.160 --> 0:00:04.880 Hello, Well, Hi, who is this? 0:00:04.880 --> 0:00:05.680 This is Jake? Jake? 0:00:05.920 --> 0:00:06.520 What's going on? 0:00:06.600 --> 0:00:06.800 Man? 0:00:06.840 --> 0:00:08.800 How can I get you today? 0:00:09.200 --> 0:00:11.920 Oh? I don't know. I guess we could talk about 0:00:11.960 --> 0:00:15.480 what I texted you. Go ahead, only relevant thing going 0:00:15.520 --> 0:00:18.520 on in my life. Yeah, I guess what I texted 0:00:18.520 --> 0:00:21.079 you was meth made me a cross dresser? 0:00:21.520 --> 0:00:24.040 Yes, you said you said smoking meth made you a 0:00:24.079 --> 0:00:24.840 cross dresser? 0:00:26.280 --> 0:00:29.840 Yeah? Yeah, definitely, go aheads, really weird? 0:00:30.400 --> 0:00:32.080 Tell me, tell me what happens. 0:00:33.760 --> 0:00:36.760 Shoot, I don't know. I mean it was like probably 0:00:36.760 --> 0:00:38.920 a little over a year ago. I had kind of 0:00:38.920 --> 0:00:43.599 fell into smoking dope and had started like having these 0:00:43.600 --> 0:00:45.760 thoughts of like what I looked like as a girl 0:00:45.800 --> 0:00:48.040 and shit like that, and. 0:00:49.920 --> 0:00:52.440 Real quick, before you, before you got any further, like 0:00:52.479 --> 0:00:57.000 because I usually like smoking dope, I interpret usually to 0:00:57.000 --> 0:00:59.520 be pot. Are you talking about pot? 0:00:59.640 --> 0:01:01.840 Or Okay? Yeah? 0:01:02.240 --> 0:01:06.160 Yeah, sorry, okay, I guess like in the meth communities 0:01:06.200 --> 0:01:08.120 and is do they call it smoking dope? 0:01:10.280 --> 0:01:12.200 From what I understand? Yeah? 0:01:12.319 --> 0:01:15.160 Okay, go ahead, sorry interrupt, No. 0:01:15.240 --> 0:01:19.520 You're good. It started like with like using like apps 0:01:19.560 --> 0:01:22.840 to you know, like ginger, change your gender and stuff 0:01:22.880 --> 0:01:26.160 like that, and then I realized, like I live alone, 0:01:26.240 --> 0:01:29.119 so like why can't I just do this myself? Yeah, 0:01:29.400 --> 0:01:32.240 So you know, I started ordering stuff on Amazon and 0:01:33.280 --> 0:01:37.280 trying stuff out, like dresses and bras and things like that, 0:01:38.640 --> 0:01:41.800 and here I am a year later, like cross dress 0:01:41.840 --> 0:01:44.319 every day, Like anytime I'm at home, I'm basically cross dressed. 0:01:45.400 --> 0:01:47.000 Are you cross dressed right now? Well, I guess you're 0:01:47.000 --> 0:01:50.760 in a uh Okay, I just for context, you're uh uh. 0:01:50.960 --> 0:01:53.040 I totally forgot. We're cutting this part out of the podcast. 0:01:53.080 --> 0:01:55.760 But for context, I'm just gonna say this and we 0:01:55.800 --> 0:01:57.800 can leave this in. Like there's a lot of times 0:01:57.800 --> 0:02:00.280 in this podcast where like I'll call somebody and they'll 0:02:00.280 --> 0:02:02.360 be like driving on the highway, which is what happened 0:02:03.040 --> 0:02:07.240 in this phone call, and then I'll have to wait 0:02:07.320 --> 0:02:10.679 for them to get off the highway and we'll cut 0:02:10.680 --> 0:02:13.639 that part out. So I was gonna just say, just now, 0:02:14.080 --> 0:02:15.800 but you're in your car, so I assume you're not 0:02:15.840 --> 0:02:17.960 cross dressing. But I realized that we're cutting out the 0:02:17.960 --> 0:02:20.400 part where I learn that you're in your car, and 0:02:20.440 --> 0:02:23.919 so that's why I'm giving the explanation just now. I'm 0:02:23.919 --> 0:02:26.400 gonna assume that this what I just said made sense 0:02:26.600 --> 0:02:27.760 to anyone who's listening to it. 0:02:27.760 --> 0:02:27.960 It is. 0:02:28.000 --> 0:02:30.080 Anyway, you're in your car right now, so you're not 0:02:30.160 --> 0:02:30.840 cross dressed? 0:02:32.560 --> 0:02:35.040 No, I mean I do go out like cross dressed sometimes, 0:02:35.200 --> 0:02:37.600 like a'll wear like girl jeans and things like that, 0:02:37.680 --> 0:02:41.000 but not like a orn't a bra and stuff like 0:02:41.000 --> 0:02:42.240 that and kits and stuff. 0:02:44.360 --> 0:02:47.520 What so? I guess, So how old are you? 0:02:49.240 --> 0:02:52.600 I am thirty four, I think thirty four to thirty five. 0:02:52.919 --> 0:02:54.399 And when did you start smoking meth? 0:02:56.919 --> 0:02:59.400 I mean I first tried it, like I don't know, 0:02:59.440 --> 0:03:03.799 probably a deck day ago, okay, and then I went 0:03:03.840 --> 0:03:06.320 to rehab and stuff and went to rehab and I've 0:03:06.320 --> 0:03:08.640 been good, and then I don't know, I fell off 0:03:08.639 --> 0:03:09.720 the wagon about a year ago. 0:03:11.000 --> 0:03:14.160 And what was it about? Like, so, I mean, you've 0:03:14.160 --> 0:03:16.680 been alive for thirty four years and you've been smoking 0:03:16.680 --> 0:03:19.560 meth for a decade. What was it about this particular 0:03:19.680 --> 0:03:23.480 hit of meth that made you realize you wanted to 0:03:23.520 --> 0:03:24.520 wear women's clothing? 0:03:26.160 --> 0:03:26.360 You know? 0:03:26.480 --> 0:03:28.960 I have no idea. I've spent so many nights and 0:03:29.040 --> 0:03:33.760 days thinking about this. I have no idea because it 0:03:33.800 --> 0:03:38.120 didn't happen any other time. But I think it probably 0:03:38.120 --> 0:03:39.920 had to do with something about me, like living alone 0:03:40.000 --> 0:03:41.480 and having the opportunities to do so. 0:03:41.960 --> 0:03:48.680 Sure. So yeah, so anytime you're at home alone, you're 0:03:48.680 --> 0:03:49.640 wearing women's. 0:03:49.280 --> 0:03:52.600 Clothing, Yeah, pretty most part. Yeah. 0:03:52.720 --> 0:03:54.840 Okay, well and are you Are you having fun? 0:03:56.520 --> 0:03:56.760 Yeah? 0:03:56.800 --> 0:03:58.400 I like it. It gives me a lot of comfort 0:03:58.480 --> 0:04:01.240 and makes me feel so good and happy and stuff. 0:04:01.240 --> 0:04:02.839 Man, you ever do the tuck? 0:04:04.880 --> 0:04:07.440 I've tried it. Not too comfortable. 0:04:09.680 --> 0:04:11.480 No, I'm not talking about like I don't have to. 0:04:11.640 --> 0:04:13.760 Like did you think I met like the permanent tuck 0:04:13.800 --> 0:04:15.520 where you kind of like walk you like actually like 0:04:15.600 --> 0:04:20.240 tape your dick to your anus kind of thing. Yeah, No, 0:04:20.480 --> 0:04:23.479 that sound that sounds horrible. I I couldn't do that. 0:04:23.839 --> 0:04:25.479 I don't know if any I mean, I have a 0:04:25.520 --> 0:04:29.240 particularly like hairy taint, and so if I if I 0:04:29.240 --> 0:04:31.480 were to try to tuck, I it would rip off 0:04:32.240 --> 0:04:34.320 my asshole hairs and be very painful. 0:04:34.920 --> 0:04:37.039 Yeah, there's there's like special tape for it. It's like 0:04:37.080 --> 0:04:40.080 body tape and stuff like. 0:04:40.120 --> 0:04:42.440 No, I'm talking about more of like what's that guy's 0:04:42.480 --> 0:04:45.560 like a like a what's that guy's name? I'm talking 0:04:45.600 --> 0:04:47.960 about more like a buffalo Bill tuck. Yeah, Buffalo Bill 0:04:48.000 --> 0:04:50.440 tuck where you just kind of you know, you don't. 0:04:50.440 --> 0:04:52.320 You don't really commit to it with tape or anything. 0:04:52.400 --> 0:04:55.080 You just kind of throw it back there and just 0:04:55.120 --> 0:04:55.760 to see what's up. 0:04:56.400 --> 0:04:58.839 Put it back there and see what it looks like. Yeah, yeah, 0:04:59.000 --> 0:04:59.720 you have done that. 0:05:00.279 --> 0:05:04.840 All right. So so when you get home, are you 0:05:04.839 --> 0:05:07.440 gonna go Are you gonna put on uh a dress? 0:05:08.960 --> 0:05:09.159 Yeah? 0:05:09.240 --> 0:05:11.720 I just got some new bras and stuff yesterday, you know, 0:05:11.960 --> 0:05:12.279 try on. 0:05:14.040 --> 0:05:19.280 So is this like a is this like uh, I 0:05:19.360 --> 0:05:22.320 don't know, I guess it's you. Is this Are you 0:05:22.440 --> 0:05:26.039 hoping that this like evolves into into like a new 0:05:26.120 --> 0:05:30.520 identity that you wanna like wear out in public or 0:05:30.640 --> 0:05:33.720 like what's what? 0:05:33.760 --> 0:05:33.960 Where? 0:05:33.960 --> 0:05:35.279 Do where do you? Where do you think this is heading? 0:05:35.320 --> 0:05:37.200 Is it heading anywhere? Is it just kind of a hobby? 0:05:37.640 --> 0:05:38.680 What are your thoughts? 0:05:40.200 --> 0:05:42.479 It's definitely changed my life in quite a bit of ways, 0:05:42.680 --> 0:05:46.720 Like I started wearing nail polish, or my nails are 0:05:46.720 --> 0:05:52.280 always painted. I mean, like I said, I wear I 0:05:52.320 --> 0:05:54.800 wear some girl clothes out and about sometimes, but that's 0:05:54.839 --> 0:05:58.320 not really too weird today. Back in the day, we 0:05:58.400 --> 0:06:00.480 used to like all the guys were girl that were 0:06:00.480 --> 0:06:06.279 into like the music scene stuff like that. But it's 0:06:06.279 --> 0:06:08.760 definitely changed who I am I've left it definitely thought 0:06:08.800 --> 0:06:14.320 about like my gender identity as like non binary basically 0:06:14.920 --> 0:06:15.320 mm hmm. 0:06:17.880 --> 0:06:20.719 I'm always I'm as fascinated by people who discover this 0:06:20.720 --> 0:06:23.800 stuff later in life because it seems like an awfully 0:06:24.680 --> 0:06:28.119 large thing to like lay dormant for so many years 0:06:28.160 --> 0:06:31.360 and and of all things be activated by by smoking meth. 0:06:31.440 --> 0:06:33.320 I I guess as you're telling me. 0:06:34.200 --> 0:06:36.159 Yeah, it makes me think that like I kind of 0:06:36.240 --> 0:06:39.280 had these thoughts like my whole life. It's like, I mean, 0:06:39.360 --> 0:06:40.720 when I was a kid, I had to get dressed 0:06:40.760 --> 0:06:42.760 up in dresses because I grew up with a sister 0:06:42.800 --> 0:06:46.200 and a mom and I was it and so that 0:06:46.279 --> 0:06:50.360 was like kind of normal to happen. But I don't know, 0:06:50.400 --> 0:06:52.880 like growing up like through like my teen years and 0:06:52.880 --> 0:06:55.919 stuff like that, I would have never thought about like 0:06:55.920 --> 0:06:57.840 cross dressing or anything like this. 0:07:01.520 --> 0:07:04.320 So you're three or four? You live alone? Are you 0:07:04.360 --> 0:07:05.280 do you do? You have a job? 0:07:07.080 --> 0:07:07.320 Yeah? 0:07:07.960 --> 0:07:08.440 What do you do? 0:07:10.120 --> 0:07:11.800 I drive cars around for Carvana? 0:07:12.800 --> 0:07:15.320 Oh? Very nice, very nice? 0:07:16.640 --> 0:07:16.800 Yeah? 0:07:17.560 --> 0:07:21.200 Do you ever what do you ever wear the clothes 0:07:21.200 --> 0:07:24.640 while you're working? I have? 0:07:25.200 --> 0:07:29.360 I mean I wear like not like I don't really 0:07:29.400 --> 0:07:31.920 like blouses very much. The kind of to wear out 0:07:31.920 --> 0:07:35.320 in public. They don't like look good on me unless 0:07:35.320 --> 0:07:38.400 you're like wearing like a bra and everything stuff. But 0:07:39.280 --> 0:07:42.480 I'll wear like girls T shirts and like girls pants 0:07:42.480 --> 0:07:44.720 and girls shoes and like a thong and stuff like 0:07:44.760 --> 0:07:45.880 that to work. 0:07:45.720 --> 0:07:48.080 So let's talk about the math. What's up with the 0:07:48.120 --> 0:07:49.320 what's are you still smoking meth? 0:07:49.440 --> 0:07:49.520 Or? 0:07:49.640 --> 0:07:51.040 Was that? Did you kind of? 0:07:51.640 --> 0:07:51.840 Yeah? 0:07:51.920 --> 0:07:53.200 Are you? Are you still smoking? 0:07:53.400 --> 0:07:53.600 I am? 0:07:54.920 --> 0:07:55.160 Yeah? 0:07:56.080 --> 0:07:57.360 Well how often you smoking meth? 0:08:00.440 --> 0:08:02.800 Day? I'd say a couple of times a week. 0:08:03.480 --> 0:08:09.320 Okay, How is that affecting your life? It doesn't really really, 0:08:09.320 --> 0:08:11.000 it doesn't have a smoking meth A couple of weeks doesn't 0:08:11.000 --> 0:08:11.720 affect your life. 0:08:13.080 --> 0:08:17.840 No, I sleep every night. I I still see my 0:08:17.920 --> 0:08:22.560 family and I go hang out friends. Yeah, damn, all 0:08:22.560 --> 0:08:23.360 still pretty normal. 0:08:24.280 --> 0:08:26.560 I guess that's a little bit of I guess there. 0:08:26.680 --> 0:08:29.720 I guess there was really nothing wrong. I guess there 0:08:29.760 --> 0:08:30.760 was really nothing wrong. 0:08:30.560 --> 0:08:35.280 With Yeah, right, I mean it's basically adderall. Do you 0:08:35.280 --> 0:08:35.800 think about it? 0:08:36.360 --> 0:08:38.520 Yeah? I guess I don't. I don't. I was just joking. 0:08:38.559 --> 0:08:41.840 I don't stand by that statement at all, But I 0:08:41.840 --> 0:08:43.760 mean maybe, yeah, maybe, I don't know. I'm not a doctor, 0:08:43.800 --> 0:08:47.920 I'm a I'm a lizard. Dude, Uh, do you want 0:08:47.960 --> 0:08:50.040 to quit smoking meth? Or are you kind of because 0:08:50.040 --> 0:08:52.400 that's you know, what's a bummer is when you're smoking, 0:08:52.440 --> 0:08:55.160 like is like if you're someone like yourself where like 0:08:55.320 --> 0:08:58.199 you're smoking just a little bit of myth, like none 0:08:58.320 --> 0:09:00.440 enough that it's ruining your life and like everything is 0:09:00.480 --> 0:09:03.160 going well because then you're really it's really the guys 0:09:03.320 --> 0:09:06.520 who are like, you know, smoking meth in the gutter 0:09:06.559 --> 0:09:08.640 where it's like, hey, you got to stop or else 0:09:09.400 --> 0:09:12.480 you know, you got you gotta really get your whole 0:09:12.520 --> 0:09:16.560 life together. But you're doing you're like doing okay, you know, 0:09:16.640 --> 0:09:19.800 but I but I mean, do you desire to stop 0:09:19.840 --> 0:09:22.520 smoking meth? I feel like it's probably a good idea. 0:09:23.320 --> 0:09:24.559 It's not a professional. 0:09:24.200 --> 0:09:28.880 Medal yea saying yeah I do. It's just because it's like, uh, 0:09:30.520 --> 0:09:33.120 I don't know, it's just dirty kind of like I 0:09:33.360 --> 0:09:37.120 don't like doing it. And for a long time I 0:09:37.160 --> 0:09:40.319 was actually scared to quit because I was afraid that 0:09:40.320 --> 0:09:41.920 I wouldn't want to cross dress anymore. 0:09:46.200 --> 0:09:51.320 I'm sorry, it's a little it's very funny because you 0:09:53.760 --> 0:09:55.959 I don't it's funny because I just I don't get it, 0:09:56.080 --> 0:09:59.679 like like it's cool, Like, dude, totally nothing wrong, nothing 0:09:59.720 --> 0:10:01.319 wrong with, nothing wrong with crossdress. Like I just I 0:10:01.320 --> 0:10:05.560 don't get why you've linked it to meth for some reason. 0:10:08.000 --> 0:10:10.480 I mean, that's the only thing I've like looked online 0:10:10.520 --> 0:10:12.120 about it a little bit, and there's a lot of 0:10:12.120 --> 0:10:14.920 people that have said that, like, meth made me gay, 0:10:15.000 --> 0:10:19.720 Meth made me do like some uh non straight things 0:10:19.760 --> 0:10:22.760 and stuff like that, and definitely cross dressing was one 0:10:22.760 --> 0:10:25.360 of those that people had said that like meth had 0:10:26.600 --> 0:10:29.840 It's apparently makes people a lot more feminine in some ways. 0:10:30.160 --> 0:10:34.960 There are other people who are reporting on message boards 0:10:35.000 --> 0:10:39.280 that specifically meth made them want to cross dress. 0:10:40.960 --> 0:10:43.439 Yeah, I'm pretty sure I read that on Kora. 0:10:45.800 --> 0:10:51.880 Damn is Walter White secretly an LGBT icon you know 0:10:52.000 --> 0:11:00.680 maybe anyway, Well, i mean, look, here's what look good 0:11:00.679 --> 0:11:03.920 for you on the cross dressing. That sounds like it's 0:11:03.960 --> 0:11:08.440 it's improved your life. I'm not gonna say. I'm not 0:11:08.480 --> 0:11:10.160 going to say the same thing about the math. I'm 0:11:10.160 --> 0:11:11.360 not going to give you a good for you on 0:11:11.400 --> 0:11:15.000 the Methye, I'm not going to do that in good 0:11:15.040 --> 0:11:19.520 in good conscious. But have you ever been to like 0:11:19.640 --> 0:11:24.199 a counselor therapist person that does to talk about any 0:11:24.240 --> 0:11:24.400 of this. 0:11:26.400 --> 0:11:28.960 Uh, not any of this yet. I've been meaning to 0:11:28.960 --> 0:11:31.960 get into like therapy, like a counselor and stuff, but okay, 0:11:32.120 --> 0:11:34.040 I just haven't gone in yet. 0:11:35.240 --> 0:11:37.360 But so, I mean, you're cool otherwise. You have friends, 0:11:37.400 --> 0:11:39.160 you have a life, you have a job, You're happy. 0:11:39.200 --> 0:11:42.320 You're not like in in the throes of misery every day. 0:11:43.800 --> 0:11:46.680 No, I'm not like selling my couch to go get 0:11:46.679 --> 0:11:49.480 more dope and stuff like that. Like, okay, about a dog, 0:11:50.320 --> 0:11:56.480 I walk them every day. That's pretty good. 0:11:58.400 --> 0:12:01.320 Well, I I I mean, I'm just gonna say I 0:12:01.320 --> 0:12:03.280 never thought I would say this to someone, but you 0:12:03.320 --> 0:12:06.640 don't need meth to cross dress. You can do that 0:12:07.240 --> 0:12:11.120 now and and and wear whatever you want. 0:12:12.840 --> 0:12:15.040 Yeah, But for for a long time, it was I 0:12:15.040 --> 0:12:19.559 would only cross dress like when I was smoking mm hm. 0:12:19.720 --> 0:12:25.920 And and now it's it's definitely evolved past that. But yeah, 0:12:25.960 --> 0:12:27.400 I've been you know, I've been saying this in my 0:12:27.480 --> 0:12:29.760 last bag every day or every other day or whatever 0:12:29.840 --> 0:12:35.760 for a while. But I think that. 0:12:37.240 --> 0:12:39.400 No, go ahead, I don't. I was literally I was 0:12:39.400 --> 0:12:41.640 literally gonna just interrupt you to say something stupid, and 0:12:41.679 --> 0:12:43.240 I'll say it eventually, but I want to hear what 0:12:43.280 --> 0:12:44.000 you were going to say. 0:12:45.240 --> 0:12:47.439 Oh, okay, I was gonna say, I'll try to quit 0:12:47.440 --> 0:12:48.000 if you tell me to. 0:12:48.920 --> 0:12:52.120 I don't. Here's okay, here's what I will say. And 0:12:52.160 --> 0:12:54.480 I don't want I think you should try to. I 0:12:54.520 --> 0:12:57.199 don't think you should try to quit because I told 0:12:57.200 --> 0:12:59.800 you to. You know, I think you should have more 0:13:00.280 --> 0:13:04.559 reasons to quit, and I can. But I'll say, I'll say, 0:13:04.760 --> 0:13:10.840 and I'm sure you do. I'll say this, I don't. 0:13:11.679 --> 0:13:13.400 I mean, I'm very happy that you sound like you're 0:13:13.400 --> 0:13:18.760 actually doing pretty well. I think I am no medical expert, 0:13:18.800 --> 0:13:21.839 but I will say anecdotally, I assume that your life 0:13:22.000 --> 0:13:25.120 will be improved by not smoking myth, and therefore you 0:13:25.120 --> 0:13:27.000 should probably you should probably quit smoking myth? 0:13:28.320 --> 0:13:28.960 Is that? 0:13:29.000 --> 0:13:32.560 Is that what you wanted deer from me? It is okay, good, 0:13:32.600 --> 0:13:36.760 definitely okay, good good good, And I think and I'm 0:13:36.800 --> 0:13:38.800 I'm happy for I'm genuinely I'm really I'm happy for 0:13:38.800 --> 0:13:41.640 you that you've seemed to, you know, despite all of this, 0:13:43.920 --> 0:13:47.600 found like navigated your life in such a way that 0:13:47.640 --> 0:13:51.120 you're happy and and you're doing okay. Especially I don't 0:13:51.120 --> 0:13:53.520 know you're past but it sounds like it wasn't always 0:13:53.600 --> 0:13:57.000 like that, and you're kind of navigated to find a 0:13:57.040 --> 0:13:59.120 good a good rhythm for your life. And I think 0:13:59.120 --> 0:14:01.320 that's a really beautiful thing. And I'm proud of you 0:14:01.320 --> 0:14:01.800 for doing that. 0:14:01.960 --> 0:14:02.240 Thanks. 0:14:03.120 --> 0:14:08.400 And now that you've done that, you know you can 0:14:08.440 --> 0:14:10.720 probably you can probably quit smoke a mess. 0:14:11.679 --> 0:14:14.439 I can probably quit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've got everything 0:14:14.480 --> 0:14:16.959 else going pretty good. Yeah, I wouldn't want to throw 0:14:16.960 --> 0:14:17.559 it away again. 0:14:18.120 --> 0:14:25.320 Yeah, I was. I was gonna say, I get I'm trying. 0:14:25.320 --> 0:14:28.520 I'm still trying to understand why meth makes people gay, 0:14:30.160 --> 0:14:33.080 you know, because that doesn't make what I don't understand from. 0:14:32.880 --> 0:14:35.680 What I read, like apparently, like like I said, it 0:14:36.080 --> 0:14:39.840 like makes people more feminine, but it apparently like does 0:14:39.880 --> 0:14:41.200 something with estrogen. 0:14:41.480 --> 0:14:44.560 Like Okay, that makes sense. 0:14:45.920 --> 0:14:49.360 Yeah, it's from what I read. I mean, as far 0:14:49.360 --> 0:14:51.840 as you can trust like people on Kora and stuff 0:14:51.880 --> 0:14:52.200 like that. 0:14:52.880 --> 0:14:58.400 Well, but I thought it was something like if you're 0:14:58.520 --> 0:15:02.880 just awake until six a m. Every night, like and 0:15:02.920 --> 0:15:05.840 your brain's running yeah, like if you're if you're awake, 0:15:06.240 --> 0:15:10.000 if you like, if you just don't sleep and your 0:15:10.040 --> 0:15:15.040 brain is running through thoughts consistently all the time. Eventually 0:15:15.080 --> 0:15:18.040 it runs into how would I look in a broad 0:15:18.040 --> 0:15:22.000 and panties? That is that was my hypothesis, but the 0:15:22.040 --> 0:15:30.680 astrogen scientific Yeah it does. Yeah, because I guess everyone 0:15:30.760 --> 0:15:34.080 has like like if you just if you just keep 0:15:34.160 --> 0:15:36.880 going through your brain like you, you will eventually find 0:15:36.880 --> 0:15:40.120 the gay thoughts part. And you know, I don't know, 0:15:40.120 --> 0:15:41.880 I don't know how any of this works, but I'm 0:15:42.320 --> 0:15:42.960 happy with your head. 0:15:43.040 --> 0:15:44.920 I'm not. I'm here. 0:15:47.480 --> 0:15:49.240 There's a pleasure talking to you, man. I really do 0:15:49.320 --> 0:15:52.680 hope you get clean. You're you sound like a real 0:15:52.760 --> 0:15:55.760 stand up pleasure, a real real good dude, real good dude. 0:15:55.760 --> 0:15:56.720 And there's pleasure talking to you. 0:15:58.240 --> 0:16:00.680 Thanks, man, it's been awesome talking you. I never thought 0:16:00.720 --> 0:16:02.680 i'd get on. I just went that text as like 0:16:02.760 --> 0:16:07.000 kind of like a throwaway and grabbing ons. Get calling. 0:16:08.400 --> 0:16:10.960 Let me know if you quit math sending an Instagram 0:16:11.040 --> 0:16:12.520 d and if I if I'm on the toilet one 0:16:12.560 --> 0:16:14.160 day looking at my DMS and I get a text 0:16:14.200 --> 0:16:16.320 from you and you're like, hey, I quit MATH after 0:16:16.360 --> 0:16:18.800 you told me to that. That would make me feel good. 0:16:18.840 --> 0:16:20.360 I mean, I wouldn't take credit for it, because that's 0:16:20.360 --> 0:16:22.760 your own journey, but yeah, do that. 0:16:24.600 --> 0:16:26.200 Definitely look forward to it. 0:16:27.280 --> 0:16:28.800 Is there anything else you want to what's your name again? 0:16:30.360 --> 0:16:30.480 Oh? 0:16:30.600 --> 0:16:32.520 Jake, Jake, Jake? Is there anything else you want to 0:16:32.520 --> 0:16:33.920 say to the people at the computer before we go? 0:16:35.760 --> 0:16:37.960 Yeah, don't smoke math there we go? 0:16:38.520 --> 0:16:41.720 All right, put a long T shirt on, All right? 0:16:42.440 --> 0:16:56.120 Take care. Jake was pretty chill, definitely the chillest meth 0:16:56.920 --> 0:17:00.280 user I've ever ran into. I hope he quits and 0:17:00.520 --> 0:17:08.280 uh drives cars and hangs out. Nice nice person. Hey folks, 0:17:08.359 --> 0:17:11.119 this is Lyle. 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If you're a fan of 0:17:40.640 --> 0:17:42.920 the podcast, you're gonna have a great time at the 0:17:42.960 --> 0:17:45.280 live show, So I hope to see you guys there. 0:17:45.680 --> 0:17:49.280 Go to Therapy geckotour dot com or check the link 0:17:49.400 --> 0:17:52.240 in the episode description for a full list of cities 0:17:52.280 --> 0:17:54.959 where tickets are available. Also, if you don't see your 0:17:55.040 --> 0:17:57.840 city on the list of cities, please still click the 0:17:57.920 --> 0:18:00.800 link and RSVP with your phone number so I can 0:18:00.880 --> 0:18:03.840 contact you when tickets go on sale for your city, 0:18:04.080 --> 0:18:07.480 because I'm going to announce a bunch more dates very soon. 0:18:08.000 --> 0:18:15.159 Yack bluss, Hello, what's up man? What's your name? Uh? 0:18:16.920 --> 0:18:19.480 Pimp pays the pimp? 0:18:20.880 --> 0:18:21.120 Yeah. 0:18:21.960 --> 0:18:24.440 Interesting, It's like, do you know that guy? I just 0:18:24.480 --> 0:18:27.040 found out about this guy. There's this guy, he's very famous. 0:18:27.119 --> 0:18:35.000 His name is Paeso Plume. What's what is that? Who's 0:18:35.080 --> 0:18:36.760 yelling in the bags? You had a person yelling in 0:18:36.800 --> 0:18:37.360 the background. 0:18:38.320 --> 0:18:41.320 That's my mom. They're they're going to burger too. 0:18:42.000 --> 0:18:44.360 Oh that's awesome. I'd be yelling too if I was doing. 0:18:44.200 --> 0:18:49.280 This, but just ignored the background. There my family. 0:18:49.880 --> 0:18:52.360 They're like planning your trip to Burger King. They're talking 0:18:52.359 --> 0:18:54.359 about what they're gonna eat there. 0:18:54.720 --> 0:18:59.920 Yes, yes, for me, I ain't going. Uh, it's how 0:19:00.400 --> 0:19:03.960 with this financial situation, but I'm making it. 0:19:06.400 --> 0:19:10.000 Yeah, yeah, burger also. Yeah, it's getting kind of well. 0:19:10.000 --> 0:19:12.680 Here's the hack. Let me tell you this is with 0:19:12.840 --> 0:19:16.320 any fast food place, if you order off like the 0:19:16.440 --> 0:19:19.560 regular menu, it's gonna run you like fifteen bucks for 0:19:19.760 --> 0:19:23.120 like a fucking hamburger, fries and I drink. But that's 0:19:23.160 --> 0:19:25.120 why you gotta do. That's what everyone does, is everyone. 0:19:25.200 --> 0:19:28.760 Everyone just orders off the the main menu. But all 0:19:28.880 --> 0:19:31.479 these places, they all have value menus. So you can 0:19:31.560 --> 0:19:34.879 get a cheeseburger for like three dollars. You know, you 0:19:35.040 --> 0:19:36.920 just got to know what men you to order off of. 0:19:38.520 --> 0:19:41.080 Yeah, because normally for me, I got no problems. I 0:19:41.200 --> 0:19:43.680 go by myself. But if I took my fiancee to 0:19:43.760 --> 0:19:47.520 go eat like will Bowl, I'll start paying like thirty 0:19:47.640 --> 0:19:51.719 bucks and I'm there like, man, it's like I don't remember. 0:19:53.480 --> 0:19:56.879 Now you're next? Yeah, no, she she's here to in 0:19:56.960 --> 0:20:01.639 my room. She she's I got her? Who Yeah, I 0:20:01.800 --> 0:20:04.680 was listening to you. Just first he was just like 0:20:05.320 --> 0:20:08.280 what the hell? Man dressed as a get go talking 0:20:08.359 --> 0:20:11.800 to people. And then I'm there's like, yeah, man, it's 0:20:12.040 --> 0:20:12.800 a pretty chure guy. 0:20:12.880 --> 0:20:16.960 I like, thanks man, thanks the poor. So are you 0:20:17.080 --> 0:20:17.440 a pimp? 0:20:19.880 --> 0:20:23.879 No? I used to in g T A my g 0:20:24.000 --> 0:20:25.120 T A character. 0:20:25.480 --> 0:20:27.000 Okay about. 0:20:28.680 --> 0:20:32.360 No, no, no, no, okay, My my fiancee would kill 0:20:32.440 --> 0:20:33.320 me if I was a pimp. 0:20:33.760 --> 0:20:39.399 Yeah, probably. You seem like you honestly seem like too 0:20:39.560 --> 0:20:41.040 nice of a guy to be a pimp. 0:20:42.600 --> 0:20:42.800 Yeah. 0:20:43.960 --> 0:20:46.720 Nice. And how we call it the free world is 0:20:46.760 --> 0:20:49.320 what I call it. Because I work in the correctional 0:20:49.359 --> 0:20:56.320 facility as a prison guard. That's where's my attitude like that? Yeah, 0:20:56.600 --> 0:21:00.480 because I'm I'm I'm a big teddy bear. Basically, I'm 0:21:00.520 --> 0:21:03.440 a big teddy bear. And then when I go to work, 0:21:04.520 --> 0:21:09.960 I change. I changed like position, you know, because you 0:21:10.440 --> 0:21:12.080 can't be a big teddy bear and I have a 0:21:12.160 --> 0:21:15.000 prison man, it will take advantage of you. Like just 0:21:15.560 --> 0:21:18.920 two weeks ago, they caught a female officer bringing in 0:21:19.080 --> 0:21:23.560 contraband to our unit. She was bringing in like four 0:21:23.640 --> 0:21:26.920 cancer tobacco and three cell phones into the unit. And 0:21:27.040 --> 0:21:30.239 now she's i think, serving two years in prison now. 0:21:31.320 --> 0:21:36.080 And it's crazy, man, I'm telling you. And the type 0:21:36.080 --> 0:21:39.760 of ship I've seen in this job, it really changed 0:21:39.840 --> 0:21:45.440 me because I'll just be a construction guy. And and 0:21:45.800 --> 0:21:48.919 whenever I used to start working in here, it changed 0:21:48.960 --> 0:21:50.959 me a lot. I've seen a lot of messed up 0:21:51.040 --> 0:21:56.200 stuff in here, and it's honestly, I should go see 0:21:56.240 --> 0:22:01.199 a therapist, but I don't feel like pain to someone 0:22:01.600 --> 0:22:04.359 to talk to me. Like, so usually when I do, 0:22:04.640 --> 0:22:08.840 I go fishing with my dad or or some friends 0:22:08.920 --> 0:22:12.159 and we sit there and it's just quiet, and then 0:22:12.520 --> 0:22:14.680 they're like so they would say, oh, so, how's your job, 0:22:15.800 --> 0:22:18.520 and I know you can't relate. I've just seen a 0:22:18.560 --> 0:22:21.760 guy that just cut his throat open, like last night 0:22:21.920 --> 0:22:25.239 because he forgot to take a psycho edge, and they 0:22:25.280 --> 0:22:28.880 were like, oh, what the hell, And yeah, man, it's 0:22:28.920 --> 0:22:33.760 a crazy job. Also, it's kind of fun whenever there's 0:22:33.800 --> 0:22:36.400 an inmate acting up and we have to take care 0:22:36.440 --> 0:22:41.560 of him. Like last time this he was throwing feces 0:22:42.280 --> 0:22:47.840 at this one officer for a reason, and he was 0:22:47.920 --> 0:22:51.560 throwing he was throwing ship at an officer and they 0:22:51.880 --> 0:22:55.880 told us like, hey, take to handle them, handle him, 0:22:56.680 --> 0:23:00.840 and like all right, And they we got this one 0:23:00.920 --> 0:23:04.440 thing called five man team. So the five man team 0:23:04.640 --> 0:23:10.159 is an armor squad. So what we do. We're in 0:23:10.280 --> 0:23:15.879 charge of controlling the inmates toward backing up. So I'm like, 0:23:16.480 --> 0:23:20.200 I'm five eleven almost six foot, two hundred and sixty 0:23:20.240 --> 0:23:23.440 pounds of muscle, and they put me as the first 0:23:23.520 --> 0:23:25.720 man to go in and sell and I have a 0:23:25.840 --> 0:23:29.600 right shield all the time. So they were telling you us, Oh, yeah, 0:23:29.640 --> 0:23:33.960 there's an inmate, Rogers. They'll call him Rogers, right, So 0:23:34.200 --> 0:23:37.680 like all right, and they were saying, oh, Junior, go 0:23:38.000 --> 0:23:41.560 go suit up. All right, we go suit up. They 0:23:41.640 --> 0:23:46.399 tell us our positions. Junior, you're one man, Pedro, you're 0:23:46.440 --> 0:23:49.520 two man, this and that. And then I'm like all right, 0:23:50.240 --> 0:23:55.879 and I remember that specific inmate. He said something that 0:23:56.040 --> 0:23:58.719 got personal to me. So I'm there. It's like, all right, 0:23:59.240 --> 0:24:03.159 it's showtime. Once they opened the cell, it was like 0:24:03.280 --> 0:24:07.960 a horrendous sight. This man put feces all over the 0:24:08.160 --> 0:24:14.639 floor and he had a cup filled with piss and 0:24:14.800 --> 0:24:18.200 he was swinging and like swinging it everywhere, like throwing 0:24:18.240 --> 0:24:21.159 pists on everyone. And I'm there. It's like, man, what 0:24:21.280 --> 0:24:25.200 the hell did I sign up for? But anyway we go. 0:24:25.760 --> 0:24:28.600 I tackled him down. He falls down, hits his head 0:24:28.640 --> 0:24:32.040 in the toilet where he basically I knocked and we 0:24:32.160 --> 0:24:36.840 knocked him out and he gained consciousness. And I'll tell you, 0:24:36.880 --> 0:24:39.680 this guy's like six foot eight, six foot seven, three 0:24:39.760 --> 0:24:44.120 hundred pounds of muscle. So me and my coworkers were 0:24:44.480 --> 0:24:47.119 we're just on top of this man and he's just 0:24:47.920 --> 0:24:52.480 like he also he was high because we found once 0:24:52.520 --> 0:24:55.840 we searched his cell, we found mass fast off and 0:24:56.840 --> 0:25:00.080 there's a he called they call it. It's like and 0:25:00.160 --> 0:25:04.800 say marijuana. It's called Kate two and it's like it's 0:25:04.920 --> 0:25:10.120 marijuana mixed. We don't know what. Yeah, So we're there, 0:25:11.160 --> 0:25:14.280 like we'll punch in will and he will not give up. 0:25:14.840 --> 0:25:18.000 We will. We will elbow him in the head and 0:25:18.119 --> 0:25:20.960 the mouth. And he was not giving up to the 0:25:21.080 --> 0:25:24.280 point that my coworkers like, oh, I'm on, I'm gonna 0:25:24.280 --> 0:25:26.840 grab his balls and twisted and that did not work. 0:25:26.920 --> 0:25:30.720 And I'm like Jesus, like your co worker, your coworker, 0:25:30.840 --> 0:25:33.720 Well you guys are authorized to grab someone's balls and 0:25:33.800 --> 0:25:34.280 twist them. 0:25:36.440 --> 0:25:39.960 Well, let's use a force right there. Like for me personally, 0:25:40.040 --> 0:25:41.760 I will not do that. I'll put you in the 0:25:41.840 --> 0:25:46.240 throat because there's a centerpiece in your throat area. It's 0:25:46.320 --> 0:25:48.880 really sensitive. You push in like you run out of air. 0:25:49.560 --> 0:25:51.840 So I punched him in the throw and he stopped 0:25:51.920 --> 0:25:55.680 like this this circulation like he's like started gasping for air. 0:25:56.440 --> 0:25:59.600 But I don't know. My coworkers kind of suss. I 0:25:59.720 --> 0:26:02.560 told it's like you're weird. You know, it's like, why 0:26:02.720 --> 0:26:05.159 why is the first thing grab his bass and twisted? 0:26:05.280 --> 0:26:06.000 He's a mess. 0:26:06.520 --> 0:26:11.680 He won't feel nothing. But we I have seen like 0:26:12.400 --> 0:26:15.560 the Turtle squad fight an inmate who is like covered 0:26:15.600 --> 0:26:20.280 with vasilin all over his body and that he's like 0:26:21.280 --> 0:26:23.840 and then they can't put hand restrings on him because 0:26:24.080 --> 0:26:27.680 the hands restrings slips. So they're fighting a guy with 0:26:28.160 --> 0:26:31.639 dick and ball out inside of a tiny little self. 0:26:32.200 --> 0:26:35.000 And you just hear the commotement happened. 0:26:36.040 --> 0:26:40.240 And you ever see uh greased up deaf guy from 0:26:40.320 --> 0:26:42.800 family Guy and it's like a naked guy covered in grease. 0:26:44.600 --> 0:26:49.800 Yes like that, Yes, just like that, just like that, 0:26:50.760 --> 0:26:55.880 and you honestly and then the worst part about this job, 0:26:55.960 --> 0:26:58.560 you know, we got to stay clean on purpose, like 0:26:59.040 --> 0:27:02.760 not on purpose, but on all the time. For me, 0:27:02.920 --> 0:27:05.639 I used to smoke a lot. I used to Oh, 0:27:05.760 --> 0:27:08.600 I miss it, I miss it. Oh. I used to 0:27:08.680 --> 0:27:11.960 get really really high and eat edibles. And I miss 0:27:12.040 --> 0:27:14.920 it because I used to work as a custodian and 0:27:15.040 --> 0:27:18.080 I used to get baked before entering to work and 0:27:18.200 --> 0:27:22.920 cleaning restrooms and I forgot. There was this one guy 0:27:23.000 --> 0:27:25.600 that called in that he was a janitor and then 0:27:25.640 --> 0:27:28.760 he used to get drunk at work. Yeah, so I 0:27:28.960 --> 0:27:30.760 kind of related with him. But I used to get 0:27:30.880 --> 0:27:35.600 baked and I'll put on my AirPods drive the big 0:27:35.800 --> 0:27:39.440 machine to clean floors. I miss it a lot, But 0:27:40.240 --> 0:27:42.000 I was getting paid ten bucks in the hour and 0:27:42.040 --> 0:27:44.440 now I'm getting paid like twenty five twenty six in 0:27:44.440 --> 0:27:48.960 an hour. But it comes with consequences because I've seen 0:27:49.400 --> 0:27:51.639 stuff that I don't want to see, and then my 0:27:51.800 --> 0:27:54.679 anger I got anger issues. Now my anger issues are 0:27:54.800 --> 0:27:59.560 max to roof out the roof. And the worst part 0:27:59.600 --> 0:28:02.639 about this is that the prisons and here is that 0:28:03.240 --> 0:28:05.480 they don't have a C. There's no a C. So 0:28:06.480 --> 0:28:09.440 during the summer we have a whole bunch of user 0:28:09.560 --> 0:28:14.119 forces where we had we pepper sprace like. It's mostly 0:28:14.240 --> 0:28:18.199 the idiots who can't control their their anger or who 0:28:18.320 --> 0:28:22.320 cannot like control their inmates that they always get in 0:28:22.400 --> 0:28:25.320 one argument and that argument leads to a use of force. 0:28:25.480 --> 0:28:29.320 For me, I answer the cell block, the put me 0:28:29.359 --> 0:28:32.720 around the cell block entwers like, Hey, look, if y'all 0:28:32.760 --> 0:28:34.640 want to treat be treated like ship, I'll treat. 0:28:34.400 --> 0:28:34.880 You like shit. 0:28:35.000 --> 0:28:36.960 If you treat me with respect, you treating with respects. 0:28:37.440 --> 0:28:38.480 It's not a hard job. 0:28:39.200 --> 0:28:44.120 You just gotta be you gotta be chill. Also, I 0:28:44.200 --> 0:28:48.040 think I called for that they suspected me and bringing 0:28:48.120 --> 0:28:51.520 a contraband to the unit, which is kind of fucked up. 0:28:52.440 --> 0:28:54.880 Yeah, you mentioned that, you sent me a text and 0:28:54.920 --> 0:28:59.160 you met. You mentioned that you were suspected of of 0:29:00.080 --> 0:29:04.760 bringing contraband. Yeah, why were you respected? Why were you 0:29:04.880 --> 0:29:08.840 expected of? Why were you suspected of bringing contraband in? 0:29:10.240 --> 0:29:13.960 Look? So this is pretty stupid, man. So we worked 0:29:14.040 --> 0:29:16.840 six days in we have three days off, right, and 0:29:17.120 --> 0:29:20.160 the schedule is weird. But last week I was my 0:29:20.480 --> 0:29:25.680 my Sunday was Saturday, so I was six and Thursday 0:29:26.440 --> 0:29:29.600 and I was six. My I was sick on my 0:29:29.720 --> 0:29:33.840 three days off and on Sday on Easter, I called 0:29:33.920 --> 0:29:37.840 them because I was sick, and my lieutenant I asked me, 0:29:37.920 --> 0:29:40.520 It's like, hey, why are you calling it? Oh I'm sick, 0:29:41.520 --> 0:29:45.800 So all right and out of nowhere. That's the main reason, right, 0:29:46.040 --> 0:29:49.440 because I come in Monday. My coworkers like, hey, you 0:29:49.520 --> 0:29:51.680 know they got it like a black list now and 0:29:52.360 --> 0:29:54.560 they say that you're in it. It's like for what 0:29:54.800 --> 0:29:57.280 calling in sick? I got? I kind of like I 0:29:57.400 --> 0:29:59.680 had like a bronchitis type of thing that I gotta 0:29:59.680 --> 0:30:03.240 have a airpump and my coffee was bad. Then I 0:30:03.440 --> 0:30:08.000 go and the next day on Tuesday, I'm driving into work. 0:30:08.640 --> 0:30:11.400 I see my lieutenant outside and my lieutenant pulls me 0:30:11.480 --> 0:30:14.400 out my truck. It's like, hey, we're gonna search your truck. 0:30:15.160 --> 0:30:18.120 And I was like all right, and I was weirdd out, 0:30:18.560 --> 0:30:21.600 And since my truck has a whole bunch of tool, 0:30:21.800 --> 0:30:24.040 They're like, oh, why do you have this tool? Why 0:30:24.040 --> 0:30:26.600 do you have this tool? I'm there. It's like I 0:30:26.760 --> 0:30:29.280 was mad. I was like, look, why y'all searching my trucks? 0:30:29.360 --> 0:30:32.360 Like it's nothing serious, And it's like, oh, no, we 0:30:32.480 --> 0:30:35.200 suspect you're being contravy. You've been calling in a lot, 0:30:35.400 --> 0:30:38.960 which is stupid. I was like, man, look, I'm going 0:30:39.080 --> 0:30:43.280 through commercial driver license school. I'm trying to get out 0:30:43.280 --> 0:30:45.080 of here. I'm trying to I don't see that. 0:30:45.280 --> 0:30:47.120 That's That's what I was going to ask. That's what 0:30:47.120 --> 0:30:47.640 I was gonna ask. 0:30:47.680 --> 0:30:48.120 All right, So. 0:30:49.720 --> 0:30:52.920 I mean, one A, look, it's a it's a bummer 0:30:53.240 --> 0:30:58.880 that you know you're having to you know, uh, restrain 0:30:59.680 --> 0:31:02.320 grease s up naked people and get pissed and ship 0:31:02.360 --> 0:31:05.200 thrown at you, and uh, you don't make enough money 0:31:05.280 --> 0:31:07.040 to you know, go get burger kiding. I mean, that's 0:31:07.280 --> 0:31:08.719 that's that's fucking crazy. 0:31:09.800 --> 0:31:12.960 Yeah, no I do. But it's just the payments man, 0:31:14.120 --> 0:31:19.760 usually my car payment and my insurance mm hmm. But now, 0:31:20.080 --> 0:31:22.680 oh yeah, they totaled my car because of some hell damage. 0:31:22.680 --> 0:31:25.080 So I'm free up right now. And I wasted all 0:31:25.120 --> 0:31:28.120 my money right now getting party supplies from my girl. 0:31:28.200 --> 0:31:31.560 So that that's the main that's where all my money went. 0:31:32.440 --> 0:31:33.120 Party supplies. 0:31:33.400 --> 0:31:39.360 Food. Yeah, like food, mechanical bull. And she did not 0:31:39.480 --> 0:31:42.200 wanted the mechanical bull. I wanted the mechanical. 0:31:43.840 --> 0:31:47.640 Hello, what what what's this party that you're throwing for her? 0:31:48.120 --> 0:31:50.840 Where you have a mechanical she's. 0:31:51.200 --> 0:31:55.960 His birthday party and don't bring a mechanical bull. It's like, man, bro, 0:31:56.280 --> 0:32:00.960 like I'm it's like, it's fun. You never have a 0:32:01.040 --> 0:32:02.240 mechanical bull on your party. 0:32:02.320 --> 0:32:05.600 Like you're missing Okay, you're dude, You in real life 0:32:05.680 --> 0:32:09.840 are mechanical bullying. You know, fucking people on meth all 0:32:09.880 --> 0:32:15.400 the time, and so you're gonna get a simulation of 0:32:15.520 --> 0:32:16.680 what you do every day. 0:32:18.600 --> 0:32:26.840 Uh, basically it's fun. I like mechanical bulls that. Oh okay, 0:32:27.240 --> 0:32:29.080 I'm not gonna say it like that, but I like 0:32:29.280 --> 0:32:31.760 writing chanical bull Okay. 0:32:31.800 --> 0:32:36.720 Anyway, so you're trying to There's a few things I'm 0:32:36.720 --> 0:32:39.000 furious about. One is you said you have anger issues. 0:32:40.160 --> 0:32:41.880 Mm hmmm, what I knew? 0:32:42.280 --> 0:32:42.680 What? What? 0:32:42.920 --> 0:32:47.320 Why are what's making you angry? Uh? 0:32:48.760 --> 0:32:55.320 Honestly, I've been having these angry issues since middle school. Uh. 0:32:56.040 --> 0:32:58.640 I used to get booty booty. I used to get 0:32:58.720 --> 0:33:02.000 booted a lot in middle school. And I was I 0:33:02.080 --> 0:33:04.640 was really quiet, you know. I was a quiet kid 0:33:05.280 --> 0:33:09.920 playing Pokemon like we Pokemon started trending in middle school. Again. 0:33:09.960 --> 0:33:11.240 I'm twenty, by the way, and. 0:33:13.160 --> 0:33:14.640 Wait, twenty, I forgot. 0:33:15.600 --> 0:33:16.320 Yeah, I'm twenty. 0:33:16.840 --> 0:33:21.080 You're only twenty. That's so young to be uh doing 0:33:21.120 --> 0:33:21.760 all this shit. 0:33:25.160 --> 0:33:27.880 My body, I'm years old, but I seel like fifty 0:33:27.960 --> 0:33:31.080 year old man with his body. Man, I'm my body aches. 0:33:32.000 --> 0:33:34.720 I wish, I wish I was just back in middle school, 0:33:34.760 --> 0:33:38.600 you know. But anyway, like in middle school, we used 0:33:38.640 --> 0:33:43.400 to play Pokemon and and financial phrase was coming out, 0:33:43.680 --> 0:33:46.360 and I don't know, some group of kids will take 0:33:46.400 --> 0:33:48.800 on me all the time. I was kind of short 0:33:48.840 --> 0:33:53.240 and chubby. But then I couldn't really do nothing because 0:33:53.280 --> 0:33:55.240 it was just a group of guys, you know, just 0:33:55.320 --> 0:33:57.959 picking on me. And then seventh grade they started doing 0:33:58.280 --> 0:34:02.880 Eighth grade if I kind of popped off, you know, 0:34:03.160 --> 0:34:06.000 like I finally got tired of it, and I was, 0:34:06.120 --> 0:34:08.239 you know, I started hunting them down, like one by 0:34:08.320 --> 0:34:11.440 one and I'll start beating the living ship out of 0:34:11.480 --> 0:34:16.239 here until my parents we decided to move out and 0:34:16.440 --> 0:34:22.399 we went up to a country, Spandora, Texas. Yeah. If 0:34:22.520 --> 0:34:26.640 we moved out to Spandora, Texas and it was pretty 0:34:26.680 --> 0:34:31.960 chill there, I kind of found peace, you know because, uh, 0:34:32.480 --> 0:34:35.600 being in the city compared to the country's way different. Man, 0:34:36.960 --> 0:34:40.960 I'm mostly all my friends I made. I was in Spandora, 0:34:41.440 --> 0:34:44.879 shout out to the boys, all my favorite Delliery ones, 0:34:45.640 --> 0:34:51.640 and uh there I stopped. I stopt like I felt peace, 0:34:51.800 --> 0:34:55.080 you know. I found people who I was like really 0:34:55.160 --> 0:34:59.200 close with and chilled with until we moved back to 0:34:59.360 --> 0:35:03.319 Houston because my dad found a better job over here 0:35:04.080 --> 0:35:07.360 and the same shit started rolling again, the same people. 0:35:08.560 --> 0:35:11.600 But now I knew how to fight and I knew 0:35:11.640 --> 0:35:14.879 how to defend myself. But it was an everyday thing 0:35:15.120 --> 0:35:18.400 where they started picking on me mentally, and then it 0:35:18.480 --> 0:35:20.080 got to the point where I was like, you know what, 0:35:20.239 --> 0:35:23.040 like I'm tired of this shit, and I tried to 0:35:23.120 --> 0:35:27.000 take my life away, and I don't know, something stopped 0:35:27.080 --> 0:35:30.000 me about it. And I think it was my dog. 0:35:30.640 --> 0:35:35.560 I had this one dog and it was my sister's dog. 0:35:36.360 --> 0:35:39.120 I used to take care of her. But now she 0:35:39.280 --> 0:35:42.080 passed away like two years ago. She was really old 0:35:42.160 --> 0:35:45.400 because I took care of her. She was a baby 0:35:45.560 --> 0:35:49.839 when I was seven, and basically that dog, each time 0:35:49.880 --> 0:35:52.040 I was feeling bad, I would always brush her hair. 0:35:52.200 --> 0:35:54.399 She was like a poodle, so I would brush her hair. 0:35:55.000 --> 0:35:59.400 It would bring me peace to it. And then whenever 0:35:59.440 --> 0:36:02.880 I started working in construction, first as a constori and 0:36:02.960 --> 0:36:05.560 I was just baked all the time, so I found 0:36:05.640 --> 0:36:08.800 everything fun and happy. And then I went into it 0:36:09.120 --> 0:36:13.960 as an electrician, I felt like like, I don't know 0:36:14.120 --> 0:36:17.560 I did that that didn't not felt like my branch. 0:36:18.320 --> 0:36:21.040 But I know I'm a Hispanic and I feel and 0:36:21.120 --> 0:36:24.120 I'm covered with all these Hispanic men who are trying 0:36:24.160 --> 0:36:26.279 to take care of their families and everything. I'm just 0:36:26.400 --> 0:36:29.520 in there just to have a camaro table for camaro. 0:36:30.680 --> 0:36:37.600 And once I got laid off. I entered operator with 0:36:37.840 --> 0:36:43.279 machines and I found then they told me about this 0:36:43.520 --> 0:36:47.440 job of being a correctional officer. They start you off 0:36:47.560 --> 0:36:50.960 twenty three dollars an hour in a training academy, and 0:36:51.080 --> 0:36:53.640 I searched it up on YouTube, like, oh, let's see 0:36:53.640 --> 0:36:57.120 what they do. And I thought, I was like, oh, okay, 0:36:57.160 --> 0:37:00.560 it's easy. Nah, it's way different once you start working 0:37:00.719 --> 0:37:04.120 in this thing, man, and I did not expect it, 0:37:04.239 --> 0:37:08.160 Like I remember the first time they tried to throw 0:37:08.760 --> 0:37:17.000 like a mixture between semens diarrhea and piss at me. 0:37:17.719 --> 0:37:18.000 It was. 0:37:19.520 --> 0:37:22.960 A twenty three year old guy and he was psyching 0:37:23.040 --> 0:37:26.400 out that he didn't have his food tray. And I 0:37:26.560 --> 0:37:28.480 was just like, look, I gave you your food tray. 0:37:28.600 --> 0:37:30.840 You just you're just something's wrong with you, you know. 0:37:31.680 --> 0:37:33.960 And then I remember he said, oh, I got you, 0:37:34.280 --> 0:37:37.120 I got you, and I walked away. This happened to 0:37:37.160 --> 0:37:40.440 restricted housing, so they cannot leave their cell at all. 0:37:40.520 --> 0:37:43.880 They stay in there the whole time every time, and 0:37:43.920 --> 0:37:45.719 the only time they come out is to go take 0:37:45.760 --> 0:37:48.200 a shower. But they got to be a hand restrains. 0:37:49.239 --> 0:37:54.920 And I remember when I walked by, I just seem 0:37:55.239 --> 0:37:59.360 I felt like a like a vibe where I felt 0:37:59.440 --> 0:38:04.080 like I'm just gonna go wrong here. And I stopped, 0:38:04.160 --> 0:38:07.120 and when I stopped, I seemed like a mixture, like 0:38:07.320 --> 0:38:12.319 green stuff flying off the cell. And then he was like, oh, 0:38:12.400 --> 0:38:14.680 you should have gone closer to I could have dashed you. 0:38:15.120 --> 0:38:17.719 That's what I called it, called it dashing. And I'm 0:38:17.800 --> 0:38:20.480 there like, oh no, I'm not having that. So I 0:38:20.560 --> 0:38:24.080 started cussing him out. I got mad, and he was 0:38:24.280 --> 0:38:26.080 going to do it again, but he was trying to 0:38:26.160 --> 0:38:31.040 refill with toilet water. So you can't do this at all. 0:38:31.640 --> 0:38:33.839 If they're inside the cell, you cannot pepper spray them. 0:38:33.880 --> 0:38:36.080 But I did not give a fuck. I went in. 0:38:36.280 --> 0:38:37.840 It's like you're trying to you trying to dash me. 0:38:37.960 --> 0:38:39.920 It's like, oh yeah, And I totally to get closer, Like. 0:38:39.920 --> 0:38:43.439 Don't get my friend a bit, my friend? What's what's 0:38:43.480 --> 0:38:44.080 your name again? 0:38:45.400 --> 0:38:45.480 Uh? 0:38:46.080 --> 0:38:51.920 The pay so pay so you uh man. In your 0:38:52.040 --> 0:38:56.000 very short career as a human being, you've had pissed 0:38:56.040 --> 0:38:58.239 and ship and come thrown at you a pretty fair 0:38:58.239 --> 0:39:02.279 amount of times, haven't you. So let's do this before 0:39:02.320 --> 0:39:05.440 we go. I want to get this this, Uh, I 0:39:05.560 --> 0:39:12.879 want to get this. I'm curious what, uh, what's next 0:39:12.960 --> 0:39:15.719 for you man? Because you're you're doing all this crazy 0:39:15.800 --> 0:39:20.920 stuff and this is crazy. It clearly has you know, 0:39:21.080 --> 0:39:24.279 I mean, I don't think working at Arkham Asylum is 0:39:24.560 --> 0:39:32.840 good for anyone's mental health, and so, uh, what's next 0:39:32.920 --> 0:39:34.879 for you? What are you going to do? First of all, 0:39:34.920 --> 0:39:37.880 you should try to talk to a real therapist because 0:39:37.880 --> 0:39:41.520 you seem like, you know, you do seem like a 0:39:41.600 --> 0:39:44.160 smart guy who's self aware. You know, I mean a 0:39:44.200 --> 0:39:46.040 lot of people they have these kind of issues and 0:39:46.160 --> 0:39:51.680 they just they let them fucking run wild and control 0:39:51.760 --> 0:39:54.560 their lives and and never address it and never do 0:39:54.640 --> 0:39:57.960 anything to fix it. So, you know, I mean, being 0:39:58.040 --> 0:40:00.680 self aware about the fact that you, you know, have 0:40:00.760 --> 0:40:04.680 anger issues and things that you need to get fixed 0:40:07.080 --> 0:40:12.040 is smart. I'll say, I'm curious, I'm curious what do 0:40:12.080 --> 0:40:13.840 you want to do next? Because you're you're trying to 0:40:14.280 --> 0:40:16.040 I mean, for twenty five bucks an hour, you can 0:40:16.120 --> 0:40:20.040 find better jobs that don't involve you know, getting getting 0:40:21.400 --> 0:40:25.280 having that do not involve cups of diarrhea in any capacity. 0:40:25.880 --> 0:40:27.239 So what do you want to do next? 0:40:28.719 --> 0:40:31.800 Right now, I'm going to school to get my commercial 0:40:31.960 --> 0:40:34.640 driver license, so I could just you know, I like 0:40:34.760 --> 0:40:39.359 driving so and honestly, if I sound like a kid 0:40:39.400 --> 0:40:42.399 when I said I wish I could be a race 0:40:43.360 --> 0:40:46.960 race car driver, but you know, the money is expensive 0:40:47.080 --> 0:40:49.000 to start doing a career race car driver. 0:40:49.760 --> 0:40:52.000 Dude, Well, it's something where you're not going to get killed. 0:40:52.280 --> 0:40:54.319 I don't know why everyone wants to do something where 0:40:54.360 --> 0:40:57.960 they can get stabbed or in a fiery accident, you know. 0:41:00.080 --> 0:41:02.719 Uh yeah, but all right now I'm just gonna be 0:41:03.200 --> 0:41:09.160 chilling driving big trucks. Yeah yeah, man. I've been listening 0:41:09.200 --> 0:41:13.120 to you for a while, and honestly, I thought I 0:41:13.239 --> 0:41:15.279 was never going to be in Each time I was 0:41:15.280 --> 0:41:16.840 listening to you, I was like, man, I could be 0:41:16.960 --> 0:41:20.719 in there. You know, I have my my Spotify the 0:41:20.800 --> 0:41:24.240 Spotify episode and listen to my own voice in the radio, 0:41:24.680 --> 0:41:29.640 and I'm just like, man, I wish you know the 0:41:29.719 --> 0:41:31.320 rate of the stereo or whatever they call it. 0:41:31.440 --> 0:41:35.520 Well, well listen pay so good good luck. 0:41:35.640 --> 0:41:35.799 Man. 0:41:36.000 --> 0:41:39.640 I wish I was more helpful on this, but I 0:41:39.760 --> 0:41:40.439 met what I said. 0:41:40.480 --> 0:41:41.120 I think you're a. 0:41:42.840 --> 0:41:45.520 I think you should. You should read it. Reel it 0:41:45.640 --> 0:41:48.600 in right, reel it in right. You have a fiance, 0:41:49.560 --> 0:41:50.440 did you say fiance? 0:41:51.640 --> 0:41:53.839 Yeah? Yeah, she's the best. She's the best. 0:41:54.600 --> 0:41:58.799 You're getting married, not. 0:41:59.280 --> 0:42:03.160 Yet legally, but you know, I propose to her. 0:42:03.320 --> 0:42:07.160 So okay, yeah, because I see I see within you. 0:42:07.280 --> 0:42:11.640 I see within you a commendable, respectable family man who's 0:42:11.920 --> 0:42:15.400 you know, waking up every day, uh you know, happy 0:42:15.440 --> 0:42:17.320 and proud of his life. You know, I see that 0:42:17.440 --> 0:42:20.839 in your future, just like you know, if you can 0:42:21.520 --> 0:42:25.240 get a get a handle on the the anger issues 0:42:25.400 --> 0:42:29.279 and uh you know again, work in a place where 0:42:29.280 --> 0:42:31.359 you're not getting diarrhea thrown at you all the time. 0:42:33.640 --> 0:42:37.200 You know, I see a nice, a nice future for yourself. So, 0:42:38.239 --> 0:42:41.520 you know, hold steady. My friend pays so the pimp 0:42:41.960 --> 0:42:43.360 And by the way, and look, I'm not here to 0:42:43.400 --> 0:42:46.200 tell anyone what to do or criticize anyone's life decisions 0:42:46.320 --> 0:42:50.080 or anything like that, but you know, I mean maybe 0:42:50.440 --> 0:42:54.759 pay so. I don't know, pimp, I mean, pimps is 0:42:54.880 --> 0:42:58.399 just so strong, can we? Is there anything else? Any 0:42:58.520 --> 0:43:02.719 any other good p words? Then pimp? Hey, so the 0:43:03.320 --> 0:43:04.719 commendable person. 0:43:06.000 --> 0:43:11.680 Pay so the Yeah yeah, yeah, they. 0:43:10.160 --> 0:43:13.360 So the commendable person, let's do that. I'm sestimely streeting 0:43:13.440 --> 0:43:18.160 your fucking name. But so, is there anything else you want? 0:43:18.200 --> 0:43:21.320 To say to the people of the computer before we go. 0:43:22.320 --> 0:43:24.680 Oh wait, someone, I'm sorry, I'm looking at the chat 0:43:24.840 --> 0:43:29.279 right now. Somebody said, pay so the punctual that's good. 0:43:29.360 --> 0:43:31.000 Like if you're about if you're applying for a job 0:43:31.120 --> 0:43:33.480 and someone's like, oh, this guy's very punctual. 0:43:34.280 --> 0:43:41.799 That's that sounds nice. No, but uh, honestly, I got 0:43:42.000 --> 0:43:49.239 nothing to say but chill choo choo. Okay, then she 0:43:49.800 --> 0:43:53.680 just came in to bother me. But yeah, honestly, there's 0:43:53.719 --> 0:43:55.160 a lot of people who say a lot of motivate 0:43:55.280 --> 0:43:58.200 stuff before they leave the phone call. But I got nothing. 0:43:58.320 --> 0:44:00.120 I'm just trying to ask you when you come in 0:44:00.160 --> 0:44:00.640 the Houston. 0:44:01.800 --> 0:44:03.799 I'm coming to Houston in September, my friend, I'm coming 0:44:03.840 --> 0:44:07.279 to I'm coming back to uh the secret group with 0:44:07.320 --> 0:44:11.680 a great venue in Houston, Texas for for comedy. Yeah, 0:44:12.400 --> 0:44:14.680 so I'll be there in September. I'm very excited. 0:44:14.760 --> 0:44:20.279 Come. Yeah, I will buy your ticket no matter what, 0:44:21.000 --> 0:44:24.440 because I've seen whenever you were posting the cities and 0:44:24.480 --> 0:44:27.320 the dates, I was like, man, I won't see Houston. 0:44:28.360 --> 0:44:31.160 I'll be in Houston September. Don't go into debt, don't 0:44:31.200 --> 0:44:34.120 take out a loan, to get a ticket. But yeah 0:44:35.320 --> 0:44:35.600 you can. 0:44:37.480 --> 0:44:41.480 Yeah, I'm a pull up, all right. I'm gonna try. 0:44:41.680 --> 0:44:44.480 I'm gonna try to get back a little well. I 0:44:44.600 --> 0:44:47.040 do see a little belly on me, but I'll be 0:44:47.280 --> 0:44:48.440 shredded when I get in there. 0:44:48.880 --> 0:44:51.399 Yeah enough, put in some reps with that mechanical bull 0:44:51.440 --> 0:44:54.239 and you'll have a six pack in no time. Here's 0:44:54.239 --> 0:44:55.600 what Here's what I'll do. And this is the last 0:44:55.600 --> 0:44:58.320 thing I'll say. Here's what we'll do is you'll fucking 0:44:58.600 --> 0:45:01.640 uh go go train on the mechanical bowl and then 0:45:01.640 --> 0:45:04.000 I'll give you a little piggyback ride and I'll try 0:45:04.040 --> 0:45:06.800 to buck you off. And if you can last on 0:45:06.920 --> 0:45:11.480 my back for a full sixty seconds, you know, I'll 0:45:11.480 --> 0:45:15.040 give you a T shirt or something. Yes, you got it, 0:45:15.160 --> 0:45:17.239 you got it, all right, take care of me. So 0:45:17.400 --> 0:45:19.600 thanks for calling them, all right, thank you, mister? 0:45:20.640 --> 0:45:21.279 How to go work? 0:45:29.120 --> 0:45:29.239 Hi? 0:45:30.400 --> 0:45:31.359 Hi? What is your name? 0:45:31.920 --> 0:45:32.960 My name is McKenzie. 0:45:35.120 --> 0:45:41.600 How am I I'm doing okay, I am feeling good. 0:45:41.600 --> 0:45:46.120 I'm feeling caffeinated and dressed. I've noticed. That's really the 0:45:46.200 --> 0:45:51.200 thing is, you know a lot of the times like 0:45:51.280 --> 0:45:53.640 I'll be if you're ever like just laying in bed, 0:45:53.760 --> 0:45:57.800 and your underwear and you're depressed, Just get dressed and 0:45:57.920 --> 0:46:01.839 go outside and you will feel so much better. All 0:46:01.880 --> 0:46:03.239 you have to do is get dressed. It's like, it's 0:46:03.280 --> 0:46:06.279 really the little things. I mean, I mean, granted, I'm 0:46:06.320 --> 0:46:08.960 dressed in a I'm not really dressed. I'm in a 0:46:09.400 --> 0:46:13.800 gecko costume, which is a version of dressed. But I 0:46:13.920 --> 0:46:19.080 am wearing enough clothes to go outside and not get arrested. 0:46:19.200 --> 0:46:24.880 And that is, I think, the barometer by which we 0:46:24.960 --> 0:46:27.040 should all live. But how are you, Mackenzie? 0:46:27.080 --> 0:46:27.360 What was it? 0:46:27.400 --> 0:46:28.800 What is it you want to talk about today? 0:46:29.280 --> 0:46:35.359 Yeah? So, my sister is a very huge fan, huge fan, 0:46:35.880 --> 0:46:38.439 and so am I. So we listen and she thought 0:46:38.480 --> 0:46:40.880 it would be funny if I told my story. She 0:46:41.000 --> 0:46:42.960 calls it my second butthole. 0:46:45.560 --> 0:46:46.680 You have a second butthole? 0:46:46.840 --> 0:46:55.920 Yeah, technically not really, it's so long story. Sure, I 0:46:56.440 --> 0:47:01.440 had to go to the emergency room. I had large 0:47:01.680 --> 0:47:05.000 lump on the top of my butt crack. This is 0:47:05.160 --> 0:47:08.960 kind of nasty, but it turns out ultimately it was cellulitis, 0:47:09.800 --> 0:47:13.120 and my sister kind of it's you know, inside joke 0:47:13.280 --> 0:47:21.360 now because she initially was like squeezing it. It's a 0:47:21.440 --> 0:47:22.520 really nasty. 0:47:23.400 --> 0:47:26.600 Well, hold on, real is this we actually we did 0:47:26.680 --> 0:47:28.719 a whole episode about this. If you go is this 0:47:29.160 --> 0:47:30.640 is this a pollen idyl cyst? 0:47:32.920 --> 0:47:33.600 I think so. 0:47:37.320 --> 0:47:38.279 I think that's what it was. 0:47:38.680 --> 0:47:40.439 There was a there's a if you go back into 0:47:40.480 --> 0:47:42.880 the archives of Therapy, getto there's a whole episode about 0:47:43.160 --> 0:47:45.640 it's called the pollen idyl cyst. Yeah, I had a 0:47:45.680 --> 0:47:50.120 pollen idyl cyst. Uh fucking five years ago. Maybe it's 0:47:50.160 --> 0:47:56.160 a big lump on the top of the Yeah, it's painful. Yeah, painful, 0:47:56.480 --> 0:48:00.560 that's not really but a whole is con cave and 0:48:00.719 --> 0:48:05.600 the assist is convex. I would say, well, that's. 0:48:05.480 --> 0:48:08.839 The thing it was because it was like it got 0:48:09.000 --> 0:48:11.719 so bad because I thought it was just like an 0:48:12.040 --> 0:48:14.480 ingrown hair, and so I was trying to I was 0:48:14.520 --> 0:48:18.080 trying to avoid going to the er, and I was 0:48:18.160 --> 0:48:19.879 just trying to like treat it at home. So that's 0:48:19.920 --> 0:48:24.400 why she was squeezing it initially. But it got super painful, 0:48:24.480 --> 0:48:26.800 like to the point where I couldn't even sit down anymore. 0:48:27.160 --> 0:48:29.440 And so when they squeezed it, it was like literally 0:48:29.560 --> 0:48:32.239 just a hole from the where the infection was. 0:48:32.880 --> 0:48:34.480 You have a kind of it's kind of I mean, 0:48:34.560 --> 0:48:37.600 I guess kind is the word. Uh, it's kind of 0:48:37.640 --> 0:48:41.160 your sister to squeeze your pollen idol sister for you. 0:48:42.840 --> 0:48:47.280 Yeah, we're super close, super super close, and that always 0:48:47.280 --> 0:48:47.880 thoughts closer. 0:48:50.080 --> 0:48:51.600 Let me ask you this, what are you going to 0:48:51.680 --> 0:48:52.680 do for her in return? 0:48:56.040 --> 0:49:01.280 That is a good question. It's still definitely an open favor. 0:49:01.920 --> 0:49:04.160 But I mean anything that she would ask of me, 0:49:04.239 --> 0:49:06.760 I would do it anyway. So we're just that close. 0:49:07.480 --> 0:49:15.480 Okay, Okay, So, uh so it made a hole that 0:49:15.560 --> 0:49:16.680 you call your second butthole. 0:49:18.560 --> 0:49:20.960 Yeah, well she calls in my second but hole. I'm 0:49:21.320 --> 0:49:23.319 still kind of embarrassed about it. It happened a couple 0:49:23.400 --> 0:49:27.000 months ago, but yeah, because it's funny because that's I 0:49:27.160 --> 0:49:30.239 started talking to this guy and then it happened like 0:49:30.440 --> 0:49:33.759 right after we started talking, and I couldn't tell him 0:49:33.840 --> 0:49:36.120 about it because we had only been talking for like 0:49:36.200 --> 0:49:37.680 a week. And that's embarrassing. 0:49:38.920 --> 0:49:42.439 That's sixth base right there is if someone, uh, let's 0:49:42.680 --> 0:49:44.520 fist their pollen idyl cystole. 0:49:45.600 --> 0:49:47.680 Oh yeah, I don't know about that one, and I 0:49:47.719 --> 0:49:48.560 don't think I would let. 0:49:48.520 --> 0:49:48.840 Him do that. 0:49:49.160 --> 0:49:51.960 But yeah, no, that's definitely you should definitely save that 0:49:52.080 --> 0:49:53.480 for marriage. I agree. 0:49:56.120 --> 0:49:59.320 Yeah, saving saving the second butt hole for marriage is 0:49:59.400 --> 0:50:01.719 I think the best way to go. 0:50:02.400 --> 0:50:04.279 Yeah, that's kind of like, well, you know how there's 0:50:04.320 --> 0:50:07.200 that loophole where it's like if you if it's just 0:50:07.400 --> 0:50:11.000 anal it's not. They call it the poophole loophole where 0:50:11.120 --> 0:50:13.719 like God like for Christian people like if you if 0:50:13.800 --> 0:50:16.560 God doesn't care if you have premarital sex. The song 0:50:16.600 --> 0:50:19.320 it's in the butthole, I think that applies to the 0:50:19.360 --> 0:50:22.399 second butthole too, So you could get a person could 0:50:22.440 --> 0:50:26.920 get d peed in their first and second butthole and 0:50:27.200 --> 0:50:29.759 God would you know, be like, yeah, go wild, I 0:50:29.760 --> 0:50:32.120 don't care. That's it's not it doesn't count. 0:50:33.719 --> 0:50:37.239 Well, have you ever heard that song? It's uh, it's 0:50:37.440 --> 0:50:40.239 fucked me in the ass if you love Jesus, it's 0:50:40.320 --> 0:50:40.920 like a parody. 0:50:41.120 --> 0:50:45.400 Yeah, yeah, yes, but it's uh garfolk oats. 0:50:45.760 --> 0:50:46.000 Yeah. 0:50:46.280 --> 0:50:49.319 Yeah, but there's no I assume there's no like stimulation 0:50:49.600 --> 0:50:52.200 in the second in the pollen idol cyst hole. 0:50:54.160 --> 0:50:54.759 Probably not. 0:50:55.040 --> 0:51:00.279 I haven't tried, and I personally don't think I would try. Yeah, 0:51:01.120 --> 0:51:04.160 I think it's definitely closed by now. I mean I 0:51:04.280 --> 0:51:05.040 can't really see. 0:51:05.239 --> 0:51:09.640 So is that a thing? Do you think there are 0:51:09.800 --> 0:51:14.120 people out there in like I don't know, BDSM communities 0:51:14.440 --> 0:51:21.040 or whatever who like they're so they they desire to 0:51:21.200 --> 0:51:24.400 have sex on such a crazy kinky level that they 0:51:24.480 --> 0:51:33.399 actually get new holes physically, like surgically created within them. Yes, 0:51:33.719 --> 0:51:36.000 so that they because like they're tired of getting fucked 0:51:36.040 --> 0:51:39.160 in like the mouth or the ass or the vagina, 0:51:39.880 --> 0:51:43.399 they make a new hole, like intentionally. 0:51:43.680 --> 0:51:43.800 Is that? 0:51:43.920 --> 0:51:44.960 Do you think anyone's ever done that? 0:51:46.719 --> 0:51:52.239 I definitely think so. I mean, I mean, anybody can 0:51:52.400 --> 0:51:56.920 really do anything they want, anything they want, It's definitely possible. 0:51:57.440 --> 0:51:57.680 Yeah. 0:51:58.520 --> 0:52:00.640 Yeah, I mean I don't know if you've ever noticed this, 0:52:00.840 --> 0:52:04.319 but there's a lot of weird stuff that people could 0:52:04.360 --> 0:52:06.400 do that's technically not illegal. 0:52:06.840 --> 0:52:13.120 There is there is, I guess it's suicide I think 0:52:13.239 --> 0:52:19.080 is illegal, but like self mutilation isn't illegal. I don't think. 0:52:20.880 --> 0:52:23.960 Yeah, well, I mean technically no, but I mean there's 0:52:24.000 --> 0:52:27.560 also like body modifications, like for me, I have quite 0:52:27.600 --> 0:52:30.279 a few nose piercings and like tattoos. But I know 0:52:30.400 --> 0:52:34.040 people like you see those people who have like gauges 0:52:34.320 --> 0:52:37.160 and they're feel like something like that that's physically creating 0:52:37.200 --> 0:52:37.680 a new hole. 0:52:38.000 --> 0:52:40.560 Do you think anyone's ever been fucked in the gauge hole? 0:52:42.280 --> 0:52:46.360 Oh for sure, Oh for sure, I would think so 0:52:47.480 --> 0:52:49.840 it might not feel good, but I think so. 0:52:50.200 --> 0:52:51.879 I don't think it feel good for anyone. It would 0:52:51.880 --> 0:52:55.239 be like it would be like if somebody made like 0:52:55.280 --> 0:52:57.799 an okay symbol with their hand and you fucked that. 0:52:59.719 --> 0:53:02.719 I mean yeah, but I mean also the thing. And 0:53:02.800 --> 0:53:04.840 I don't know if this applies to all men, but 0:53:05.160 --> 0:53:09.960 some men I mean don't fuck anything, so no offense, 0:53:10.040 --> 0:53:11.000 just that offense you, But. 0:53:12.560 --> 0:53:15.000 I fuck, I'd fuck a gauge hole. Why not? Yeah, 0:53:15.800 --> 0:53:17.879 just for like just I would fuck a gauge hole, 0:53:17.960 --> 0:53:19.960 just because it would be like, No, I don't I 0:53:20.000 --> 0:53:21.840 would fuck a gauge hole. Not because it would be 0:53:21.920 --> 0:53:24.319 like sex. I don't think it'd be like. I don't 0:53:24.320 --> 0:53:25.800 think there would be eno friction for it to be 0:53:25.920 --> 0:53:29.439 sexually satisfying, but it would be satisfying in the way 0:53:29.560 --> 0:53:32.879 of like did you ever see those like oddly satisfying 0:53:33.040 --> 0:53:36.839 videos on TikTok where like like two things just fit 0:53:37.640 --> 0:53:41.640 in a nice way. If I found a gauge hole 0:53:42.440 --> 0:53:45.920 that was the exact circumference of my penis and I 0:53:45.960 --> 0:53:48.440 could put it in, it fit perfectly. That would that 0:53:48.640 --> 0:53:53.920 might give me an orgasm just from like like from 0:53:53.960 --> 0:53:57.560 the esthetic of not any kind of like actual sexual stimulation. 0:53:57.800 --> 0:54:01.040 Right, that could be cool, exactly exactly. 0:54:01.480 --> 0:54:04.560 It doesn't always have to be like the stimulation too, 0:54:04.800 --> 0:54:07.000 so I mean I I could agree. 0:54:08.800 --> 0:54:13.200 Well, good luck. Is the cist still there? Is it gone? 0:54:14.160 --> 0:54:17.560 No, it's been gone. They gave me antibiotics and it 0:54:17.640 --> 0:54:19.560 hasn't come back. But I'm scared it will. 0:54:19.760 --> 0:54:22.479 So I guess we'll see you well. 0:54:23.760 --> 0:54:28.000 Listens as one former pollen idal cyst have her to another. Uh, 0:54:28.120 --> 0:54:30.359 stay strong, my brother, we will. We will get through 0:54:30.400 --> 0:54:31.239 this together. 0:54:31.680 --> 0:54:37.880 Thank you, we will, we will. I appreciate that it's Mackenzie, Mackenzie. 0:54:37.880 --> 0:54:38.920 Is there anything else you want to say to the 0:54:38.960 --> 0:54:40.120 people of the computer before we go? 0:54:40.800 --> 0:54:45.560 Stay strong and don't stick your dick in anything dangerous. 0:54:48.920 --> 0:54:55.000 That's smart. Well, see you later, dude. 0:54:55.280 --> 0:54:56.360 I hope it's good advice. 0:54:57.000 --> 0:54:58.839 See you later bye. 0:55:00.400 --> 0:55:01.919 I was thinking the other day about what it would 0:55:01.920 --> 0:55:07.239 be like to have sex with Bowser, because there's a 0:55:07.280 --> 0:55:11.040 lot of like different uh he Bowser's kind of like 0:55:11.160 --> 0:55:15.920 a little BDSM freak. He's got all those like uh 0:55:16.360 --> 0:55:23.719 spiky arm bracelets and leg bracelets and stuff. You know, 0:55:24.000 --> 0:55:27.440 he definitely like if you were at a fuck Bowser 0:55:27.560 --> 0:55:30.279 in the ass and you like late, you would like 0:55:31.160 --> 0:55:33.719 lay down on top of him so that you're kind 0:55:33.760 --> 0:55:38.080 of getting like acupuncture spiked into the stomach and then 0:55:38.920 --> 0:55:42.439 his like spiky tail would be ripping up your ass. 0:55:42.840 --> 0:55:45.920 Well no, because I think his no, because the tail 0:55:46.160 --> 0:55:49.520 is above the ass. So I'm trying to think how 0:55:49.560 --> 0:55:52.799 that would work. I mean, in his matters, he's not real. 0:55:52.920 --> 0:55:56.760 He's a fictional character. But I don't know. I'm sorry, 0:55:56.840 --> 0:55:59.759 I drank a Celsius before this, And this is not 0:56:00.360 --> 0:56:03.280 to say that Celsius makes you want to fuck Bowser, 0:56:03.640 --> 0:56:07.719 but like you know, I'm just, I'm just I'm on 0:56:07.920 --> 0:56:11.480 one is I guess what I'm saying, all right? The 0:56:11.600 --> 0:56:14.920 Rep Cat goes on the line taking your phone calls 0:56:15.000 --> 0:56:18.480 every night. The repink Can goes doing his night's teaching 0:56:18.560 --> 0:56:21.000 you aloud in the of your life. But he's not 0:56:21.239 --> 0:56:22.600 really an expert.