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Speaker 1: The nikast Here, Nicky here, I am Hello, whoa hit

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Speaker 1: the mic? Wow off to a great start. Hi guys,

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Speaker 1: how are you? It's Nicky Glayser podcast. I'm going on

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Speaker 1: what day did I get my hair blown out for

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Speaker 1: the Saturday? It's Tuesday morning. Still haven't washed my hair? Noah?

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Speaker 1: Is that about? Still is? How long has it been

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Speaker 1: for yours? Yours is like shiny and I just washed

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Speaker 1: it after I think maybe eight days of not washing

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Speaker 1: it eight days a week. Wait, I can't believe. Wait,

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Speaker 1: eight days I've been so mine's three days. I have

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Speaker 1: put no product in it. I did go running yesterday

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Speaker 1: and maybe it got a little tangle during that. It's

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Speaker 1: just when I sleep it gets so tangled. And I

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Speaker 1: do put it up in like a bun, and I

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Speaker 1: do one one fold of the buns so that it

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Speaker 1: just doesn't get too many creases in it with a

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Speaker 1: very like gentle silk scrunchy. Still gets tangled and dready. Um.

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Speaker 1: How do you preserve your hair for days? Well, I

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Speaker 1: think on like day number four, I just wrap it

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Speaker 1: up in a bun for as as long as I

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Speaker 1: can until I'm just like sick, until my hair gets itchy.

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Speaker 1: And then I wash it, and then why do you wait? Wait?

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Speaker 1: So why do you wait eight days? Just because it's like,

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Speaker 1: let's just go as long as we can. However long

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Speaker 1: this bun look well, we'll look cute. Yeah. I think

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Speaker 1: like at the point where it was just so much work,

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Speaker 1: my top just starts to like separate, and it's just

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Speaker 1: so much work to wash my hair and I have

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Speaker 1: to dry it and stuff. It's just like a two

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Speaker 1: hour process. Oh my god, I can I you know

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Speaker 1: it's it's because I just don't want to pull out

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Speaker 1: all the strands that come out when I wash it.

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Speaker 1: I'm just putting that off. But every day you put

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Speaker 1: it off, there's more that are accumulating to fall out.

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Speaker 1: So it's kind of you're fucked either way. Um. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I I've been loading up on dry shampoo. Men don't

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Speaker 1: know anything about any of this. I mean some men do.

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Speaker 1: But when you're talking about dry shampoo over the weekend,

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Speaker 1: and how many men like have thinning hair, and it's

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Speaker 1: like dry shampoo will like thicken up your hair, they

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Speaker 1: should try it, and your hair gets greasy. Men and

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Speaker 1: dry shampoo, it's not like cleaning your it's it's not

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Speaker 1: really cleaning your hair. It's just like powder that absorbs

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Speaker 1: the grease and grime. So look into it. Man, you

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Speaker 1: just sprayed in your hair. It's not gonna make it

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Speaker 1: a color. It's not gonna make it smell like anything. Um.

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Speaker 1: I think it would be a good tool for men.

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Speaker 1: Do you use dray shampoo? I do use dry shampoo. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's a new ish, newer ish thing. I think the

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Speaker 1: first time I got dry shampoo was two other than twelve.

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Speaker 1: But it's like it wasn't none the thing that's been

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Speaker 1: around forever. I know they used to use like powder

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Speaker 1: for wigs and stuff. It's all for the grease, right

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Speaker 1: to soak up the grease something like that. Yeah, I'm

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Speaker 1: I'm just like, I gotta walk my hair. I was

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Speaker 1: don't I don't want to blow dry it. I was

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Speaker 1: gonna let it air dry, but it was gonna When

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Speaker 1: it air dries, it just looks shitty, you know, And

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Speaker 1: And so it's just like you're locked into whatever it

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Speaker 1: dries as and I didn't have the samina to dry.

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Speaker 1: I got a new hair dryer, though that's supposed to

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Speaker 1: be like us, you know. I read all these reviews

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Speaker 1: and straight. I don't know what kind of I got.

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Speaker 1: I should tell you guys these things before I bring

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Speaker 1: them up, but um, yeah, I've just been buying too

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Speaker 1: many things I've gotten off my Poshmark obsession. I haven't

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Speaker 1: gotten any new clothes recently. I got a Taylor Swift sweatshirt,

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Speaker 1: um that was on that seat. That's the one made

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Speaker 1: and that's arriving at some point. But other than that,

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Speaker 1: I've kind of had to like I wanted like a

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Speaker 1: these necklaces that I found through this Instagram account that

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Speaker 1: shows you what Taylor Swift is wearing, like every time

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Speaker 1: is the bane of my existence because they just get

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Speaker 1: my necklaces that I was trying to get back on

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Speaker 1: even though it's my new tailor Swift necklace and I

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Speaker 1: And then I went to go find it UM a

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Speaker 1: getting so sad because I'm like, God, this is why

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Speaker 1: mental anguish. I went through thinking I lost this thing,

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Speaker 1: exactly the pocket I thought i'd put it in. It

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Speaker 1: and it was like, what the fuck happened? It was,

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Speaker 1: best friends, Robin got me in the Cayman Islands. That

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Speaker 1: Like it looks so bad, and it's the kid, it's

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Speaker 1: Grand Cayman. Anyway, it was probably very expensive. My friend

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Speaker 1: Robin got it for me. She has great taste, and

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Speaker 1: I loved it so much and I took it off

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Speaker 1: at Whitney's house the other day to get a spray

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Speaker 1: with that one because I've had it since March. That's

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Speaker 1: Whitney couldn't find it, her assistance couldn't find it. Was

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Speaker 1: But luckily I found it, and that massage I got,

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Speaker 1: goddamn it, So I used to go. I found this

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Speaker 1: it would just hurt so bad in these certain areas,

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Speaker 1: going into him, And it was also a time when

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Speaker 1: He was fantastic, but it was a two hour massage.

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Speaker 1: It was so good, but it's just there's something about this,

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Speaker 1: leaves me feeling ikey afterwards, not because of him or

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Speaker 1: anyone that gives a massage. I can't get. I have

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Speaker 1: a hangover from massages because it's like, I it's so

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Speaker 1: oils and this like music playing that His music honestly

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Speaker 1: do you have a preference, And it was like there

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Speaker 1: were times when it was literally bound chick a wow wow,

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Speaker 1: Like it was I heard whatever music, musical instrument goes

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Speaker 1: a you know, it wasn't that vibe at all. But

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Speaker 1: it was just for two hours to have that kind

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Speaker 1: that sounds like the sex from the no Orgasm book.

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Speaker 1: Oh really is that remember about I haven't gotten that

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Speaker 1: far yet, Careza Careza. Yeah, yeah, where you lay on

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Speaker 1: seems like it's still in office because it's like it's

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00:22:14,720 --> 00:22:17,920
Speaker 1: so barren. Like they don't put in floors. It's all concrete.

425
00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:20,160
Speaker 1: They're like, we don't do doors here because we don't

426
00:22:20,160 --> 00:22:24,159
Speaker 1: want to pay for them. They sound like it's like

427
00:22:24,200 --> 00:22:28,040
Speaker 1: a taste thing, but it's really cost Yeah, they're like

428
00:22:28,160 --> 00:22:30,280
Speaker 1: they leave the wire, Oh we could lead the wires

429
00:22:30,280 --> 00:22:34,960
Speaker 1: open to an industrial Look that, um there's concrete everywhere.

430
00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:39,440
Speaker 1: That's you know, uh yeah, these walls have not been finished,

431
00:22:39,480 --> 00:22:42,160
Speaker 1: but that's like a new it's like really shabby sheep

432
00:22:43,920 --> 00:22:46,360
Speaker 1: it so is. And then they're like, oh, these wires

433
00:22:46,359 --> 00:22:49,040
Speaker 1: you can get electrocuted every day and that's why you

434
00:22:49,080 --> 00:22:52,640
Speaker 1: pay an extra three grandom months and uh so anyways,

435
00:22:52,640 --> 00:22:54,960
Speaker 1: but the place is cool actually, like all that being

436
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:58,240
Speaker 1: said like it had like these old buildings that are converted,

437
00:22:58,680 --> 00:23:01,560
Speaker 1: like have this beautiful brick can Like, oh, they're just nice.

438
00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:04,639
Speaker 1: They're like big, and you get a pretty good a

439
00:23:04,720 --> 00:23:07,840
Speaker 1: lot for your buck if you get outside like this area,

440
00:23:08,760 --> 00:23:14,240
Speaker 1: if you put up your own wall up. Yeah. Uh so, anyways,

441
00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:17,119
Speaker 1: we're looking at four other places today. It's it's stressful.

442
00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:20,480
Speaker 1: It's like because like I don't know, the area is

443
00:23:20,520 --> 00:23:24,520
Speaker 1: more important to me than size. Oh yeah, you mean yeah,

444
00:23:24,840 --> 00:23:29,560
Speaker 1: the part of town. Yeah. Uh but anyways, it's a

445
00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:33,080
Speaker 1: fun process. Huh. Is it like in New York where

446
00:23:33,119 --> 00:23:35,879
Speaker 1: if you don't make a quick decision right away, it's gone.

447
00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:39,439
Speaker 1: Do you feel that pressure? It's not like that in St. Louis, Like,

448
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:42,720
Speaker 1: it's not, but it's kind of dude, it's weird. It's

449
00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:45,280
Speaker 1: like competitive. They don't there's not a lot of availability.

450
00:23:45,480 --> 00:23:47,280
Speaker 1: I don't think a lot of I don't know. I

451
00:23:47,320 --> 00:23:49,320
Speaker 1: think a lot of people have moved back maybe from

452
00:23:49,359 --> 00:23:52,639
Speaker 1: New York or City. Is similar to New York because

453
00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:54,919
Speaker 1: there's not like there's like, oh we have to if

454
00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:56,919
Speaker 1: you rent today, we get five hundred off. But if

455
00:23:56,960 --> 00:23:58,680
Speaker 1: you don't rent today, it's going to be an extra

456
00:23:58,720 --> 00:24:02,520
Speaker 1: eight grand and more and less walls, and you know,

457
00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:05,760
Speaker 1: but are you doing six months or a year? Um?

458
00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:09,640
Speaker 1: I think a year, and then if I have to

459
00:24:09,680 --> 00:24:12,600
Speaker 1: get out as to get out, I think because then

460
00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:14,800
Speaker 1: you I don't know, it ends up being almost similar

461
00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:16,760
Speaker 1: money if you end early or if you do it

462
00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:21,760
Speaker 1: six months they add anyways. But yeah, it's um, it's cool.

463
00:24:21,840 --> 00:24:24,200
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's like a fun little process. It's

464
00:24:24,359 --> 00:24:27,040
Speaker 1: it's just seeing four today. That's a lot of places.

465
00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:29,879
Speaker 1: You know. I like real estate. Yeah, I like seeing.

466
00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:32,000
Speaker 1: It's fun like to and and to look for a place,

467
00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:36,000
Speaker 1: not alone with someone else. That's more fun. Yeah, especially

468
00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:38,600
Speaker 1: when like you walk into a place and you know

469
00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:41,440
Speaker 1: it's not right. Yeah, you look at it. It's very funny.

470
00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:44,560
Speaker 1: You look at each other. Oh yeah, just be honest,

471
00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:46,840
Speaker 1: don't waste your time. Oh no, we're in and out.

472
00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:50,080
Speaker 1: We don't. We don't work around. I mean the person

473
00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:52,480
Speaker 1: you always think, like the building managers who's showing you

474
00:24:52,520 --> 00:24:55,600
Speaker 1: these places, like almost built the room or designed it,

475
00:24:55,680 --> 00:24:58,399
Speaker 1: like they don't care. I mean, yeah, so they want

476
00:24:58,440 --> 00:25:00,879
Speaker 1: to sell it to you. But it's like I always

477
00:25:01,280 --> 00:25:03,680
Speaker 1: was like trying to be nice to these real estate

478
00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:05,840
Speaker 1: agents that were showing me these shitty apartments. It's like,

479
00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:09,920
Speaker 1: why they didn't. They're lying to me about all the

480
00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:13,400
Speaker 1: features and how right this building is. They don't live here.

481
00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:16,040
Speaker 1: I mean some of these yeah, some of these departments.

482
00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:21,240
Speaker 1: The floors are like they're just they're there. You can't

483
00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:23,600
Speaker 1: walk on them without feeling like you're gonna fall every

484
00:25:23,640 --> 00:25:27,160
Speaker 1: three seconds. They're just so imbalanced because their old buildings.

485
00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:32,119
Speaker 1: You know, I don't know, but I like this area.

486
00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:34,720
Speaker 1: It's a little pricey. We're gonna look at a place

487
00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:39,760
Speaker 1: down the street, yes, but they only have one availability. Right. Um,

488
00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:42,119
Speaker 1: there's places by your sister and Matt. I just end

489
00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:44,520
Speaker 1: up becoming best friends with your sister and Matt, and

490
00:25:44,560 --> 00:25:46,439
Speaker 1: I mean that would be so fun. I mean I

491
00:25:46,480 --> 00:25:49,360
Speaker 1: loved them. I was over there last night. Was freaking blast.

492
00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:51,919
Speaker 1: I mean it was it was insane. What was insane

493
00:25:51,920 --> 00:25:56,200
Speaker 1: about it? Just screaming kids. Yeah, just kids running around

494
00:25:56,240 --> 00:25:58,200
Speaker 1: and then the new baby. So it's like the screaming

495
00:25:58,240 --> 00:26:00,399
Speaker 1: has to like not be happening because they're a baby.

496
00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:03,000
Speaker 1: But the baby is used to being in my sister's

497
00:26:03,040 --> 00:26:07,719
Speaker 1: belly and surrounded by chaos, like because it grew up

498
00:26:07,760 --> 00:26:11,159
Speaker 1: and was incubated with only a layer of skin and

499
00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:14,320
Speaker 1: muscle protecting it from the sounds. It's used to the

500
00:26:14,359 --> 00:26:18,439
Speaker 1: screaming kids. So it's the forest just like it's just

501
00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:22,560
Speaker 1: chill and doesn't really like make any movement when there's

502
00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:26,360
Speaker 1: like shrieking happening right next to its little head. It's

503
00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:29,879
Speaker 1: so wild. It was just inside her stomach. It was

504
00:26:30,119 --> 00:26:35,280
Speaker 1: floating in a belly, like inside just the other night,

505
00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:38,680
Speaker 1: like when we were eating Thanksgiving dinner. And now it's

506
00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:41,560
Speaker 1: like out and like in cribs and like can hear

507
00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:45,240
Speaker 1: it can like look at a TV and like, is

508
00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:48,359
Speaker 1: you know, is responsible for Like it would be better

509
00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:51,479
Speaker 1: off putting in in a big bowl of jello inside

510
00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:54,520
Speaker 1: the fridge and he'd be like finally I can relax again.

511
00:26:54,920 --> 00:26:58,680
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm so jealous of babies. That's all I

512
00:26:58,720 --> 00:27:01,040
Speaker 1: can think of when I see baby. It's like they

513
00:27:01,119 --> 00:27:04,760
Speaker 1: don't know anything, they're not expected to know anything, they

514
00:27:04,760 --> 00:27:08,520
Speaker 1: have no responsibilities. They just have to suck on a tip,

515
00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:10,920
Speaker 1: like they don't do anything, and they're just like precious

516
00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:13,280
Speaker 1: and everyone loves them. It's like, God, I want to

517
00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:14,679
Speaker 1: be a baby. I mean that used to be my

518
00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:17,560
Speaker 1: joke of like holding a baby and being like, oh

519
00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:19,760
Speaker 1: my god, I think, I I think, I know, like

520
00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:22,080
Speaker 1: I want to be a baby, Like I don't want

521
00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:24,120
Speaker 1: to be a way, I don't want to be a mom.

522
00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:27,439
Speaker 1: I want to be a baby. I can't wait to

523
00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:29,639
Speaker 1: be a baby again or be well, you do end

524
00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:31,280
Speaker 1: up being a baby, you go to a nursing home

525
00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:33,280
Speaker 1: and you're then no one gives a funk about you,

526
00:27:34,040 --> 00:27:37,080
Speaker 1: old people, it's so much worse than babies. But you

527
00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:41,119
Speaker 1: become a baby again, like that's our um forest looked

528
00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:44,359
Speaker 1: like my dad, like just like a you know, wrinkly head.

529
00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:47,000
Speaker 1: Like you turn into an old you're an old man

530
00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:49,479
Speaker 1: when you're born. And that's why babies are not sexual

531
00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:53,920
Speaker 1: neither or old people like, because you're dependent on sexual

532
00:27:54,320 --> 00:27:57,600
Speaker 1: human beings to take care of you and wipe you

533
00:27:57,800 --> 00:28:01,920
Speaker 1: and like be around you in babe you. That's why

534
00:28:02,320 --> 00:28:04,840
Speaker 1: when you get older, you become no, there's nothing about

535
00:28:04,880 --> 00:28:07,560
Speaker 1: you that's sexual anymore. And when your baby, there's because

536
00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:12,639
Speaker 1: you are vulnerable to people who do have sexual desires,

537
00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:14,520
Speaker 1: and so you don't want to. You don't want to.

538
00:28:14,640 --> 00:28:16,600
Speaker 1: That's why I always say, like, I don't want to

539
00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:18,720
Speaker 1: be funk about when I'm ninety, because I need people

540
00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:21,679
Speaker 1: that have get boners still to wipe me, and I

541
00:28:21,680 --> 00:28:24,639
Speaker 1: don't want them getting a boner. And you don't want

542
00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:27,080
Speaker 1: to be sexualized while your ass is getting white. Yeah,

543
00:28:27,119 --> 00:28:30,600
Speaker 1: you don't. You you you you must you if you

544
00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:32,520
Speaker 1: plan on getting you have to wipe my ass though

545
00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:36,600
Speaker 1: with my asshole, just kill me. Even if I'm someone

546
00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:39,880
Speaker 1: will else someday someone will have to wipe my ass. Yeah,

547
00:28:40,440 --> 00:28:42,640
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know if I wish you

548
00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:45,520
Speaker 1: could convorky in it. You know, there's sometimes where it's like,

549
00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:48,160
Speaker 1: you know, someone has dementia and they have to get

550
00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:51,040
Speaker 1: their ass wiped, and if they were cognitive enough to

551
00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:53,040
Speaker 1: know what other people have to do for them, they

552
00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:58,400
Speaker 1: just like, you're not huh, that's why you're not cognitive

553
00:28:58,560 --> 00:29:01,640
Speaker 1: enough or whatever. That's two. It saves you. It's weird.

554
00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:03,680
Speaker 1: Your brain is like, no, you can't handle what your

555
00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:07,520
Speaker 1: body is. It's fucking wild. It's so sad. But yeah,

556
00:29:07,600 --> 00:29:09,680
Speaker 1: when people are like I want to stay hot forever,

557
00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:12,400
Speaker 1: no you don't, because then you're going to be sexually

558
00:29:12,440 --> 00:29:15,240
Speaker 1: assaulted by people who are turned on by one of

559
00:29:15,240 --> 00:29:17,480
Speaker 1: the groundskeepers. Yeah, and that's I mean, that's there are

560
00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:20,080
Speaker 1: people that are very you know, my grandma got like

561
00:29:20,080 --> 00:29:22,920
Speaker 1: a hundred fifty grand stolen't like people steal from old

562
00:29:22,920 --> 00:29:26,080
Speaker 1: people even become vulnerable, bro, like they stole like two

563
00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:29,160
Speaker 1: hundred thousand dollars. One guy was driving my mom's car,

564
00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:32,560
Speaker 1: remember that, around in Florida. And then I think he

565
00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:35,760
Speaker 1: tried the old Fairs Bueller technique of coming back and reverse.

566
00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:39,320
Speaker 1: It doesn't work. My mom was like, I don't she

567
00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:43,080
Speaker 1: doesn't drive, so she goes from five miles to three miles.

568
00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:45,360
Speaker 1: She kind of has an idea like, what is that me?

569
00:29:45,680 --> 00:29:48,680
Speaker 1: I don't think I went to fucking Connecticut? Who looks

570
00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:51,560
Speaker 1: the miles? Thought? I mean, I just think when you

571
00:29:51,560 --> 00:29:53,440
Speaker 1: don't drive at all, you can kind of see that

572
00:29:53,480 --> 00:29:55,600
Speaker 1: someone else is driving your car. Yeah, you can just

573
00:29:55,760 --> 00:29:57,920
Speaker 1: sense it. And this guy was just rolling around in

574
00:29:57,960 --> 00:30:00,320
Speaker 1: a in a cool Corolla. I think she had I

575
00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:03,600
Speaker 1: don't know, was in the trunk like I usually keep

576
00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:06,600
Speaker 1: it in the front. Sea. Does she drive anymore? No,

577
00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:11,880
Speaker 1: she don't even have a car anymore. Um but yeah,

578
00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:13,800
Speaker 1: speaking of kids, though, I would forgot to tell you this.

579
00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:17,000
Speaker 1: I went I was getting on a plane two days

580
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:19,560
Speaker 1: ago when we're flying back from Denver. There was I'm

581
00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:23,480
Speaker 1: not kidding you, two hundred kids on my flight, all

582
00:30:23,560 --> 00:30:29,880
Speaker 1: in red matching T shirts. I was freaking out and

583
00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:33,840
Speaker 1: I don't know, just there sounds they're twelve years old.

584
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:36,480
Speaker 1: Get that white noise? What are you guys doing? It

585
00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:38,480
Speaker 1: was it was the teen tour that I was listening to,

586
00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:41,480
Speaker 1: so they were going. There were kids. When you listen

587
00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:45,880
Speaker 1: to their conversations, there's nothing said. They're just like I

588
00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:48,240
Speaker 1: went to, oh my god, I got this backpack yesterday.

589
00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:49,640
Speaker 1: I do. It was pretty cool, Like it was like

590
00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:51,280
Speaker 1: it was like, I don't know, it's like it's a

591
00:30:51,280 --> 00:30:53,280
Speaker 1: little loose on me. Oh you got that loose backpack.

592
00:30:53,360 --> 00:30:55,520
Speaker 1: Oh man, I like that loose backpack. Yeah. I was

593
00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:57,360
Speaker 1: gonna get that backpack with my mom said I couldn't

594
00:30:57,360 --> 00:30:59,680
Speaker 1: get that backpack anyway. So like, yeah, it's cool that

595
00:30:59,760 --> 00:31:02,040
Speaker 1: I got these new jeans. Jeans are cool. I like jeans.

596
00:31:02,080 --> 00:31:03,920
Speaker 1: And it's like that. It's just it's just going on

597
00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:06,280
Speaker 1: all around me, and I'm like and I'm freaking out.

598
00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:08,920
Speaker 1: I'm standing in line. I'm texting Brenda pictures of it

599
00:31:08,920 --> 00:31:11,560
Speaker 1: because I'm just like, dude, I can't get on this

600
00:31:11,560 --> 00:31:14,320
Speaker 1: this flight. I'm gonna lose my mind. And I'm standing.

601
00:31:16,120 --> 00:31:18,840
Speaker 1: I don't know put on some music or I tried,

602
00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:21,000
Speaker 1: but they were just all around me. And then I

603
00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:24,560
Speaker 1: realized I was standing for the wrong flight. I was, yeah,

604
00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:28,320
Speaker 1: oh my god. Where were they going to Tampa Orlando

605
00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:32,160
Speaker 1: or something like that, somewhere in California and St. Louis's

606
00:31:32,240 --> 00:31:33,760
Speaker 1: right next to it. And the people on the St.

607
00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:37,480
Speaker 1: Louis flight were just like these sad like like people

608
00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:41,200
Speaker 1: in blue jeans, blues sweatshirts. There. Every one time I

609
00:31:41,240 --> 00:31:42,720
Speaker 1: got on the flight to go to St. Louis, people

610
00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:45,400
Speaker 1: are decked out in like St. Louis gear to like

611
00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:48,480
Speaker 1: make sure you know they're from St. Louis. It's the

612
00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:51,000
Speaker 1: only time that you're on a flight and people will

613
00:31:51,080 --> 00:31:53,440
Speaker 1: dress for the city they're going to is St. Louis.

614
00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:57,200
Speaker 1: It's so bizarre. People have like people and like like

615
00:31:57,280 --> 00:31:59,920
Speaker 1: Cleveland or something because they have like pash, there's path

616
00:32:00,360 --> 00:32:03,040
Speaker 1: to being the underdog and like being a smaller city.

617
00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:06,600
Speaker 1: I guess I don't know. People love. I guess you

618
00:32:06,640 --> 00:32:09,720
Speaker 1: grow up here. A lot of people don't leave. And yeah,

619
00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:12,840
Speaker 1: are we going to blues game tonight? I still haven't

620
00:32:12,840 --> 00:32:16,560
Speaker 1: decided nothing about going to The guy I'm dating got

621
00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:19,640
Speaker 1: us has four tickets ago the Blues game, and I'm

622
00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:22,600
Speaker 1: just like, I don't want to. I just I don't know,

623
00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:23,959
Speaker 1: I don't know if I can do it. I was

624
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:26,160
Speaker 1: really looking forward to just like sitting on the couch

625
00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:30,960
Speaker 1: and watching TV and watching the New Beatles documentary. I

626
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:34,080
Speaker 1: watched one and a half of it. My dad said,

627
00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:37,000
Speaker 1: was great. It is great. I think if you're a musician,

628
00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:40,280
Speaker 1: you'll fucking love it. I thought I heard it's like

629
00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:43,560
Speaker 1: kind of gives you an eye or a you know,

630
00:32:43,600 --> 00:32:48,200
Speaker 1: a glance into the songwriting process. They speak, you know,

631
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:51,280
Speaker 1: how you speak gibberish with your friends. Yeah, they speak.

632
00:32:51,640 --> 00:33:00,160
Speaker 1: You'll see they speak. They're gey John, get back, get go,

633
00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:04,440
Speaker 1: and they but they like in terms of like saying

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Speaker 1: like oh, do the beat like this, and do the

635
00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:10,200
Speaker 1: it's what you'll see, it's another lane. They just look

636
00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:12,360
Speaker 1: at each other. What does the caption say? Because we

637
00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:15,040
Speaker 1: have Hulu captions on, I don't know if captains knows what,

638
00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:17,320
Speaker 1: But you watched it, what did it say? It set? No,

639
00:33:17,440 --> 00:33:20,360
Speaker 1: it will say like, uh, I'm trying to think of

640
00:33:20,360 --> 00:33:22,120
Speaker 1: it like an example, but even when you read it,

641
00:33:22,120 --> 00:33:26,239
Speaker 1: it seems gibberish. It's just so shorthanded where they know

642
00:33:26,360 --> 00:33:31,320
Speaker 1: exactly what each other. Paul and George get in, get

643
00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:34,880
Speaker 1: into it. Yeah, but George left left the band during this.

644
00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:37,680
Speaker 1: He just walked out. He didn't. He just goes going

645
00:33:37,760 --> 00:33:40,480
Speaker 1: to you know, check on me, Telly or whatever, and

646
00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:43,160
Speaker 1: he leaves. Girls just never came back. I think he

647
00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:50,480
Speaker 1: was like girl girl, Oh, girl girl, girls. Oh yeah,

648
00:33:50,480 --> 00:33:56,240
Speaker 1: that's a good girls don't don't don't don't do you

649
00:33:56,240 --> 00:33:58,160
Speaker 1: know that song? No, but it's probably about them trying

650
00:33:58,200 --> 00:33:59,840
Speaker 1: to bang a seventeen year old, But yeah, it probably,

651
00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:02,320
Speaker 1: but they I love that song because they go like,

652
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:09,720
Speaker 1: there's like this breathing in it. They're like, girls, Yoko

653
00:34:09,920 --> 00:34:13,479
Speaker 1: is just there. Oh yeah, dude, it's why it's cool.

654
00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:17,160
Speaker 1: But but I heard that you do not get confirmation

655
00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:20,600
Speaker 1: that Yoko is the one that's bringing everything down. You

656
00:34:20,680 --> 00:34:25,400
Speaker 1: could feel a vibe of her, just like, dude, if

657
00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:33,520
Speaker 1: you're trying to be creative and you're my story, wait,

658
00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:38,000
Speaker 1: I just want to get to the girl part. Guys,

659
00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:51,600
Speaker 1: you hold on. That was like my massage the other

660
00:34:51,719 --> 00:35:04,279
Speaker 1: night was this guy going he was breathing. Oh, that's

661
00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:06,920
Speaker 1: what you're supposed to do when you're um, have you

662
00:35:06,960 --> 00:35:10,520
Speaker 1: ever done the technique to get to sleep? The four

663
00:35:10,719 --> 00:35:15,759
Speaker 1: it's four seven eight. You breathe in for four through

664
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Speaker 1: your mouth with your tongue on the truth of your mouth.

665
00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:19,440
Speaker 1: If you ever can't get to sleep, you guys, try

666
00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:24,200
Speaker 1: this the four seven eight. You breathe in through your mouth, sorry,

667
00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:33,920
Speaker 1: through your nose for four seconds. Hold for seven, breathe

668
00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:36,000
Speaker 1: out for eight through your notes through your mouth, and

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00:35:36,040 --> 00:35:50,960
Speaker 1: go through your nose four hold for seven out your

670
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:54,600
Speaker 1: mouth for eight. But you gotta go. You have to

671
00:35:54,600 --> 00:35:56,839
Speaker 1: make a I don't understand how you can breathe out

672
00:35:56,840 --> 00:36:00,800
Speaker 1: for eight seconds, though I lose when I right inhale.

673
00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:03,960
Speaker 1: Inhale I can only do for four seconds. It's a

674
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:07,280
Speaker 1: perfect breathing technique for me. Whenever someone's like inhale, whenever

675
00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:10,080
Speaker 1: there's an inhale exhale exercise on a yoga video or

676
00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:13,840
Speaker 1: anything inhale, I cannot do. And this was you know,

677
00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:16,320
Speaker 1: I haven't smoked pot for three and a half months.

678
00:36:16,719 --> 00:36:20,160
Speaker 1: I cannot do anyhale. Let's let's let's see, let's inhale

679
00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:23,480
Speaker 1: right now. But it depends on if you're going or

680
00:36:23,520 --> 00:36:37,880
Speaker 1: you're going steady inhale. Done. That's insane. Wait, let me

681
00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:39,800
Speaker 1: just write again. Know what you do it too? Everyone

682
00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:45,160
Speaker 1: I'll try to inhale as slowly as I can. Ready, wait,

683
00:36:45,200 --> 00:36:59,560
Speaker 1: let's breathe it all out. Okay, inhale starting now, Okay,

684
00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:05,520
Speaker 1: can't name, aren't dude? You've got amazing lung efency. Now,

685
00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:09,239
Speaker 1: let's do out because I think I can do. I

686
00:37:09,239 --> 00:37:12,400
Speaker 1: don't get it. Let's do out. Okay, let's breathe in

687
00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:15,040
Speaker 1: as much as we can. I have so much fat

688
00:37:15,080 --> 00:37:20,320
Speaker 1: in my nose that you're getting more oxygen quick small

689
00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:23,680
Speaker 1: you wait? You do? Do you struggle to breathe when

690
00:37:23,719 --> 00:37:27,560
Speaker 1: you're like? Really, are you serious? My breathing could be better,

691
00:37:27,640 --> 00:37:32,320
Speaker 1: and you actually do feel it at night when I'm sleeping,

692
00:37:32,480 --> 00:37:34,640
Speaker 1: you feel like you're not getting enough oxygen. I've never

693
00:37:34,719 --> 00:37:37,520
Speaker 1: felt that. Even the idea of feeling like I'm getting

694
00:37:37,560 --> 00:37:40,000
Speaker 1: of oxygen makes me so freaking scared. You get scared

695
00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:46,160
Speaker 1: oxygen if you're getting in ocygen. Um, yeah, it's I

696
00:37:46,200 --> 00:37:48,839
Speaker 1: don't really fear it. I mean if I go, I'll

697
00:37:48,880 --> 00:37:52,520
Speaker 1: be oh suffocating. No no, no, no no. Wait. Let's

698
00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:55,160
Speaker 1: do a breathing out okay, okay, and let's go in

699
00:37:55,200 --> 00:38:02,440
Speaker 1: as much as we can through your nose. Okay about

700
00:38:05,080 --> 00:38:07,440
Speaker 1: let me know when you're ready to go out ready

701
00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:32,960
Speaker 1: through the bout, shut the front door. Okay, nothing makes you?

702
00:38:33,440 --> 00:38:40,799
Speaker 1: Can someone please going on four seconds? Andrew? Can you

703
00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:42,680
Speaker 1: you're gonnahal twice as long as me and I can

704
00:38:42,719 --> 00:38:44,480
Speaker 1: exhale twice as long as him. What the fund is

705
00:38:44,480 --> 00:38:48,839
Speaker 1: going on? What's going on now there? Scientists? No? Uh well,

706
00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:50,880
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, it's exactly what you said twice

707
00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:54,040
Speaker 1: as long because you X held on eleven seconds and

708
00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:59,520
Speaker 1: Andrew exhaled on like twenty. Excuse me, vice, person, makes

709
00:38:59,560 --> 00:39:02,440
Speaker 1: no sense. You're getting more. I think you might be

710
00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:05,080
Speaker 1: sucking in harder than me. Initially, I think you might

711
00:39:05,120 --> 00:39:10,320
Speaker 1: be right. Like I have bigger nostrils, I have bigger

712
00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:14,000
Speaker 1: like nose airways. Maybe if I just plugged one. Okay,

713
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:15,600
Speaker 1: we gotta get to the news. I know this has

714
00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:18,040
Speaker 1: been riven thing podcast. By the way, I think this

715
00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:20,480
Speaker 1: should be a clip. This would be the clip we

716
00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:25,040
Speaker 1: submit for the podcast to war for for an Emmy.

717
00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:28,560
Speaker 1: They're not giving Emmy's Away for podcasts yet until they

718
00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:33,040
Speaker 1: saw that clip. You get a peabody. I don't even

719
00:39:33,080 --> 00:39:35,160
Speaker 1: know what a peabody. I love our listeners. That is

720
00:39:35,160 --> 00:39:36,960
Speaker 1: not something I would have done the first month of

721
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:39,279
Speaker 1: the show. While we were still trying to get people

722
00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:41,480
Speaker 1: to like us. But I know that our busties just

723
00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:43,319
Speaker 1: rode with us on that, and they probably did the

724
00:39:43,320 --> 00:39:49,799
Speaker 1: breathing exercise with us. Let's get to the news. Oh man,

725
00:39:49,880 --> 00:39:52,480
Speaker 1: it's Tuesday, folks. You know what that means. It is Tuesday.

726
00:39:52,520 --> 00:39:54,960
Speaker 1: I hope you're having all the swells out there on

727
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:57,760
Speaker 1: this Tuesday. Tuesday doesn't get a lot of love Tuesday.

728
00:39:57,840 --> 00:40:01,080
Speaker 1: Should I love Tuesday? Spar fun go one down on

729
00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:07,280
Speaker 1: a Tuesday. Oh yeah, Ruby Tuesdays. I love their salad bar.

730
00:40:07,480 --> 00:40:10,280
Speaker 1: Oh my god, the ruby Tuesday salad bar. Shout out.

731
00:40:11,400 --> 00:40:14,680
Speaker 1: I'm a chili man. There's no salad bar of chilies.

732
00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:17,600
Speaker 1: But in terms of salad bars, I don't even know

733
00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:20,799
Speaker 1: if they're doing them after Covida. I think they are

734
00:40:20,880 --> 00:40:25,239
Speaker 1: Ruby Tuesday salad bar. Dude, I'm not kidding you. It's

735
00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:29,359
Speaker 1: fucking great. Don't ever, don't don't uh, don't knock until

736
00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:33,120
Speaker 1: you try. I think it's like and then you can

737
00:40:33,160 --> 00:40:35,080
Speaker 1: do if you do it like eight ninety nine, you

738
00:40:35,120 --> 00:40:37,000
Speaker 1: get two sides with it, and then you just get

739
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:40,160
Speaker 1: get ordered two sides and then make it a meal.

740
00:40:39,840 --> 00:40:43,320
Speaker 1: It's it's a great place to bring your mom after

741
00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:45,480
Speaker 1: like Carolines or something. Yeah. Oh yeah, we used to

742
00:40:45,520 --> 00:40:48,520
Speaker 1: go to Ruby Tuesday. Yeah yeah, you mean tom but

743
00:40:48,640 --> 00:40:51,279
Speaker 1: they're one time yeah times square one. Yeah, and that

744
00:40:51,320 --> 00:40:55,719
Speaker 1: was seven dollars in time. Okay, yeah, but you did

745
00:40:55,760 --> 00:40:59,799
Speaker 1: get spinach. Let me guess the first Oh you want

746
00:40:59,800 --> 00:41:01,760
Speaker 1: to I think I may have seen it on the email.

747
00:41:01,840 --> 00:41:03,640
Speaker 1: First of all, I think you think that I would

748
00:41:03,640 --> 00:41:05,200
Speaker 1: have picked it, but I just didn't feel like going

749
00:41:05,239 --> 00:41:08,399
Speaker 1: down this road. Yeah, well, whoever wants to go down

750
00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:10,040
Speaker 1: the road with me, I will just say that the

751
00:41:10,040 --> 00:41:14,360
Speaker 1: whole Peta campaign. I just want to say one thing

752
00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:16,520
Speaker 1: about the Peter campaign because I know that it was

753
00:41:16,560 --> 00:41:18,400
Speaker 1: in the news yesterday. You may have seen it. Peters

754
00:41:18,440 --> 00:41:21,000
Speaker 1: doing this new campaign where they try to like get you,

755
00:41:21,120 --> 00:41:23,279
Speaker 1: get your attention by being like, look at the hypocrisy,

756
00:41:23,360 --> 00:41:26,879
Speaker 1: like is it okay to wear these animals on your

757
00:41:26,880 --> 00:41:30,160
Speaker 1: clothes as leather? And they made like a whole you know,

758
00:41:30,840 --> 00:41:36,160
Speaker 1: fake store that's selling human skin merchandise, and everyone on

759
00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:40,719
Speaker 1: Instagram luke, I would love to wear this jacket. Oh

760
00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:45,360
Speaker 1: ironically enough, cool, Peter, you didn't trick me. I actually

761
00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:48,920
Speaker 1: want the human head purse. And it's just like, no,

762
00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:53,560
Speaker 1: you don't shut up. Shut up, you don't And yes,

763
00:41:53,600 --> 00:41:56,480
Speaker 1: Peter can be so lame sometimes in their marketing. At

764
00:41:56,560 --> 00:41:59,080
Speaker 1: least they're trying. And I know you're like, they actually

765
00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:02,960
Speaker 1: killed more animal. Stand shut up. I don't want to

766
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:05,040
Speaker 1: hear any of it. People always are like, what do

767
00:42:05,080 --> 00:42:07,759
Speaker 1: you like, Peter, they kill animals? You know what, I'm

768
00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:10,640
Speaker 1: actually on board with what Peter does because I think

769
00:42:10,640 --> 00:42:13,080
Speaker 1: it is actually more humane to kill animals than to

770
00:42:13,160 --> 00:42:18,440
Speaker 1: put them into these fucking factory systems. Everyone always goes, why,

771
00:42:18,239 --> 00:42:21,440
Speaker 1: what's your big my biggest problem. I don't everybody a

772
00:42:21,480 --> 00:42:24,920
Speaker 1: shirt that says meat is murder, because murder is the

773
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:27,640
Speaker 1: nicest thing we do to these animals. It's their lives

774
00:42:27,719 --> 00:42:30,359
Speaker 1: that suck. And I'm not saying I don't know all

775
00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:33,080
Speaker 1: the details about Peter, but people always go, Peter, you know,

776
00:42:33,160 --> 00:42:35,480
Speaker 1: wants to kill animals that are in these situations rather

777
00:42:35,520 --> 00:42:38,480
Speaker 1: than just let them live in the situation. And I

778
00:42:38,600 --> 00:42:43,120
Speaker 1: throw that too. Yes, exactly, I don't want these animals.

779
00:42:44,160 --> 00:42:46,799
Speaker 1: I'm not playing Devil's advocate here because I do want

780
00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:49,360
Speaker 1: a human head purse. But well, you know what devil's

781
00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:51,799
Speaker 1: advocate is the devil, So yeah, defend the devil. Okay,

782
00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:55,040
Speaker 1: I'm gonna advocate for the day. Okay for dv um

783
00:42:56,160 --> 00:43:00,359
Speaker 1: uh with any in there. Um, So I don't I've

784
00:43:00,360 --> 00:43:03,360
Speaker 1: lost I spell devil and around about you know what

785
00:43:03,360 --> 00:43:14,920
Speaker 1: you're saying, spell words miss the letters come back to them.

786
00:43:14,960 --> 00:43:19,000
Speaker 1: Just kidding. Um. If if let's say we take all

787
00:43:19,040 --> 00:43:21,360
Speaker 1: the animals out of the factories, right, what are we

788
00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:23,200
Speaker 1: going to do with them all? Oh no, no, I'm

789
00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:26,239
Speaker 1: just saying. See that tone. I didn't even get a

790
00:43:26,320 --> 00:43:31,799
Speaker 1: question out without. That's not a reason to keep. Let

791
00:43:31,800 --> 00:43:35,839
Speaker 1: them all die. Let all those animals that are currently sure,

792
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:38,080
Speaker 1: let them all die, because it would actually be less

793
00:43:38,120 --> 00:43:42,040
Speaker 1: animals dying than if we kept just killing them. But

794
00:43:42,600 --> 00:43:47,920
Speaker 1: let them all die. There we go. Chickens won't go extinct.

795
00:43:48,040 --> 00:43:50,960
Speaker 1: All the chickens that are still being raised and loved

796
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:53,680
Speaker 1: by people that aren't killing them. Let those ones live

797
00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:59,279
Speaker 1: wild chickens, Let them live, wild cows, wild bulls. Let

798
00:43:59,320 --> 00:44:02,640
Speaker 1: them keep some in captivity and make them make sure

799
00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:06,200
Speaker 1: people are raising cows and nice. But all the ones

800
00:44:06,280 --> 00:44:09,000
Speaker 1: that are being kept for food, try to get them homes.

801
00:44:09,040 --> 00:44:11,959
Speaker 1: The ones that don't kill them or let him die.

802
00:44:12,880 --> 00:44:16,239
Speaker 1: But in the end, less harm to the world. Than

803
00:44:16,280 --> 00:44:18,160
Speaker 1: if we kept just doing it the way we've been

804
00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:21,120
Speaker 1: doing it. There's no argument there. I didn't. I'm not

805
00:44:21,239 --> 00:44:25,640
Speaker 1: arguing like you can stop a train. If you can

806
00:44:25,680 --> 00:44:27,319
Speaker 1: push a guy in front of a train track and

807
00:44:27,400 --> 00:44:31,400
Speaker 1: save you know, one person, you kill one person or

808
00:44:31,680 --> 00:44:36,239
Speaker 1: kill five people, it's like you kill one person. I

809
00:44:36,280 --> 00:44:38,719
Speaker 1: don't know. It depends who's on the train. That's a

810
00:44:38,719 --> 00:44:41,760
Speaker 1: good point. You gotta train of kids going to fucking

811
00:44:42,440 --> 00:44:49,200
Speaker 1: you know like that is that in northern California? Because

812
00:44:49,200 --> 00:44:51,480
Speaker 1: that's where they were going? Okay, yeah, maybe it sounds

813
00:44:51,520 --> 00:44:53,680
Speaker 1: like that. Maybe they were going to Carl's Bad. Oh

814
00:44:53,680 --> 00:44:57,040
Speaker 1: my god, Carl's so bad? Okay, what's the real news?

815
00:44:56,600 --> 00:45:00,279
Speaker 1: And I literally picked that story. I skipped over you

816
00:45:00,280 --> 00:45:01,799
Speaker 1: thought you were going to skip it. Now we went

817
00:45:01,880 --> 00:45:05,320
Speaker 1: even deeper. But when I catch a vibe in the

818
00:45:05,400 --> 00:45:09,400
Speaker 1: kitchen of like you like like you're not like I'm depressed,

819
00:45:09,520 --> 00:45:13,480
Speaker 1: but you seem insanely happy right now, which is now, Um,

820
00:45:13,719 --> 00:45:16,319
Speaker 1: I tend to go, what are some happy stories here?

821
00:45:16,480 --> 00:45:18,440
Speaker 1: I always wrote, No, I go, can you send some

822
00:45:18,480 --> 00:45:23,400
Speaker 1: happy stories? Nicky's in a mood, Nikki's tits are kettlebells?

823
00:45:23,440 --> 00:45:25,319
Speaker 1: Today I am about to start my period, and I'm

824
00:45:25,360 --> 00:45:27,120
Speaker 1: not it could even be a happy story. It's like

825
00:45:27,320 --> 00:45:30,800
Speaker 1: kid gets rescued from orphanage and you're like funk or

826
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:34,359
Speaker 1: like like you find the negat like a like a tank. Good.

827
00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:37,319
Speaker 1: That's what the US is. Yeah, true, Okay, Apple and

828
00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:40,520
Speaker 1: What'sapp have built themselves into a multi billion dollar behemous

829
00:45:41,040 --> 00:45:44,600
Speaker 1: while preaching the importance of privacy and secure messaging. But

830
00:45:44,640 --> 00:45:47,880
Speaker 1: the FBI documents says it's easy for the FEDS to

831
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:50,800
Speaker 1: harvest data from Facebook's What's Happened, Apple's eye Message, and

832
00:45:50,880 --> 00:45:54,960
Speaker 1: eye Cloud. Wait tell me what you just said. I

833
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:57,160
Speaker 1: don't even know. Oh no, no, so What's App and

834
00:45:57,200 --> 00:46:00,440
Speaker 1: stuff like FBI if the FBI wants to get your records, yeah,

835
00:46:00,640 --> 00:46:03,000
Speaker 1: whatever your ship is in the cloud. Maybe it's a nude,

836
00:46:03,080 --> 00:46:07,360
Speaker 1: maybe it's a you know, talking about talking about you know,

837
00:46:07,400 --> 00:46:11,880
Speaker 1: maybe another female comedian or a male or non binary. Uh,

838
00:46:12,040 --> 00:46:16,040
Speaker 1: they could get five days. The last Facebook just has

839
00:46:16,080 --> 00:46:19,040
Speaker 1: to hand it. It's an eye message. It's it's two

840
00:46:19,040 --> 00:46:21,600
Speaker 1: separate things. There's WhatsApp and the data that they make

841
00:46:21,600 --> 00:46:27,080
Speaker 1: available in I Message days. Well, that's I guess. I'm okay, sorry,

842
00:46:27,080 --> 00:46:29,560
Speaker 1: go ahead. So I think like the main point of

843
00:46:29,560 --> 00:46:34,720
Speaker 1: this is that Apple and Facebook are you know, totaling

844
00:46:34,760 --> 00:46:39,000
Speaker 1: around there. Uh, you know, we're going to protect your

845
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:41,719
Speaker 1: privacy this and that. Meanwhile, it's very easy for the

846
00:46:41,760 --> 00:46:45,120
Speaker 1: FBI and this new expose on Rolling Stone, for the

847
00:46:45,160 --> 00:46:49,880
Speaker 1: FBI to access your private information, your messages, who who's

848
00:46:49,920 --> 00:46:52,799
Speaker 1: in your contact book, what's in your eye cloud? So

849
00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:57,680
Speaker 1: the stuff that you think is private is not really private. Um,

850
00:46:57,719 --> 00:47:00,879
Speaker 1: if the FBI wants something about me, this is the thing.

851
00:47:00,960 --> 00:47:03,320
Speaker 1: I'm not one of these people that's good about arguing

852
00:47:03,480 --> 00:47:05,560
Speaker 1: against Like I'm like, I've got nothing to hide. If

853
00:47:05,560 --> 00:47:07,279
Speaker 1: the FBI want to see like a picture of my

854
00:47:07,280 --> 00:47:10,560
Speaker 1: ship I sent someone because it was like a big

855
00:47:10,600 --> 00:47:13,279
Speaker 1: one or it looked exactly like a penis. There was

856
00:47:13,320 --> 00:47:17,960
Speaker 1: one the other day that looked exactly like a pid.

857
00:47:18,840 --> 00:47:21,800
Speaker 1: It was it had like the head, the ridge, the whole.

858
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:25,239
Speaker 1: Like it was crazy. It was like it was like

859
00:47:26,160 --> 00:47:30,279
Speaker 1: it was like it was insane. But I always go,

860
00:47:30,760 --> 00:47:34,040
Speaker 1: why why do I care if they But if the

861
00:47:34,120 --> 00:47:37,000
Speaker 1: FBI once into my data, can I explain it in

862
00:47:37,280 --> 00:47:38,960
Speaker 1: a way that because I was the same way, I

863
00:47:38,960 --> 00:47:40,960
Speaker 1: was like, I have nothing to hide, But I think

864
00:47:41,080 --> 00:47:43,680
Speaker 1: it's the can frame you, Well, no, no, it's not

865
00:47:43,719 --> 00:47:46,480
Speaker 1: the right attitude, so like, think of it takes something

866
00:47:46,480 --> 00:47:48,480
Speaker 1: that's important to you and that you know, like is

867
00:47:48,600 --> 00:47:51,239
Speaker 1: a little bit controversial. So let's say they thought it

868
00:47:51,320 --> 00:47:54,280
Speaker 1: was like a public health emergency, like how many people

869
00:47:54,320 --> 00:47:56,920
Speaker 1: watch porn and they're like, let's go into people's messages

870
00:47:57,320 --> 00:47:59,840
Speaker 1: and the people who are talking about porn or sending

871
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:03,200
Speaker 1: in a graphic images, they're risk to public health. So

872
00:48:03,239 --> 00:48:06,239
Speaker 1: what if the f B I use it in that like, yeah,

873
00:48:06,480 --> 00:48:09,640
Speaker 1: I see what you're saying, because it's like or it's like,

874
00:48:09,840 --> 00:48:12,839
Speaker 1: you know, this is how like Nazi regimes start. They're like,

875
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:16,160
Speaker 1: let's see who's lying about being Jewish by looking through

876
00:48:16,200 --> 00:48:19,560
Speaker 1: their messages and like and said that the other night

877
00:48:19,560 --> 00:48:22,879
Speaker 1: on stage. I was like, when I just joked about

878
00:48:22,960 --> 00:48:24,960
Speaker 1: us losing all our rights when Trump is re elected

879
00:48:25,040 --> 00:48:27,759
Speaker 1: inevitably or is not re elected, but that he just

880
00:48:27,840 --> 00:48:31,160
Speaker 1: takes the office, and there's fucking you know, we have

881
00:48:31,200 --> 00:48:35,560
Speaker 1: a dictatorship, which is pretty imminent. I think at this point, um,

882
00:48:35,640 --> 00:48:37,719
Speaker 1: how like I will be I I even said, I go,

883
00:48:37,800 --> 00:48:40,080
Speaker 1: I will be beheaded in the town square for the

884
00:48:40,120 --> 00:48:42,520
Speaker 1: special that I'm for the joke I just made. It

885
00:48:42,520 --> 00:48:47,040
Speaker 1: will be used against me. We're Fox. It's like it's

886
00:48:47,080 --> 00:48:51,960
Speaker 1: like China, North Korea, Like you cannot the things that

887
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:55,400
Speaker 1: we think now are innocent can be used against us.

888
00:48:55,560 --> 00:48:58,120
Speaker 1: I was thinking today about some jokes that I've friends

889
00:48:58,120 --> 00:49:01,680
Speaker 1: of mine have made in specials, and I'm like, I

890
00:49:01,760 --> 00:49:04,160
Speaker 1: cannot believe they haven't been canceled for that joke yet.

891
00:49:04,200 --> 00:49:06,719
Speaker 1: I know where it is, I know where they could

892
00:49:06,760 --> 00:49:10,200
Speaker 1: find it, and it's not like a joke, Like it's

893
00:49:10,239 --> 00:49:14,840
Speaker 1: not like they they could be like things rules change,

894
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:17,520
Speaker 1: And I think that's the part point you're making. Noah's like,

895
00:49:17,840 --> 00:49:20,440
Speaker 1: things that might be okay to joke about or to

896
00:49:21,160 --> 00:49:25,040
Speaker 1: talk about in privacy if they want to suddenly make

897
00:49:25,040 --> 00:49:30,319
Speaker 1: a law against it and convict people for whatever it is,

898
00:49:31,080 --> 00:49:33,879
Speaker 1: you know, like even the abortion laws in Texas, Like

899
00:49:34,160 --> 00:49:36,440
Speaker 1: let's say a girl is chatting about wanting to get

900
00:49:36,440 --> 00:49:40,920
Speaker 1: an abortion or got you then want the FBI in

901
00:49:40,960 --> 00:49:43,480
Speaker 1: your message totally. I mean there's things that I've sent

902
00:49:43,520 --> 00:49:46,480
Speaker 1: in texts that are I don't send things in texts anymore,

903
00:49:46,920 --> 00:49:52,040
Speaker 1: even jokingly ironic things that I'm saying, sarcastic things I'm

904
00:49:52,040 --> 00:49:54,600
Speaker 1: saying because I'm like, it can be used against me.

905
00:49:54,680 --> 00:49:56,800
Speaker 1: If I got hacked, someone could take that out of context.

906
00:49:56,920 --> 00:49:59,239
Speaker 1: I'm even thinking about me saying kill all the animals

907
00:49:59,719 --> 00:50:02,120
Speaker 1: that could be taken out of context, like Nikki wants

908
00:50:02,160 --> 00:50:05,760
Speaker 1: animals to die, not in the context of versus keeping

909
00:50:05,800 --> 00:50:08,400
Speaker 1: factory far been going forever or killing all the animals

910
00:50:08,400 --> 00:50:11,960
Speaker 1: that are currently in it now, Like yeah, I'm saying that,

911
00:50:12,320 --> 00:50:15,200
Speaker 1: but it's like that could be somehow used to you know.

912
00:50:15,280 --> 00:50:18,319
Speaker 1: It's like, no, I know, that's why, you know, but

913
00:50:18,400 --> 00:50:21,839
Speaker 1: I'm not scared. I'm terrified. All right, let's keep going.

914
00:50:24,320 --> 00:50:31,080
Speaker 1: The next one's fun. Dude, Um, Peter has now took

915
00:50:31,200 --> 00:50:35,680
Speaker 1: dick skin. No, my mom the other night, Yes, last night,

916
00:50:35,719 --> 00:50:38,160
Speaker 1: we were at the kid's house. This was such a

917
00:50:38,200 --> 00:50:40,400
Speaker 1: real moment. And by the way, I think my mom

918
00:50:40,440 --> 00:50:43,040
Speaker 1: listens to the podcast because I went on a tirade yesterday.

919
00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:45,000
Speaker 1: Not a tirade, but I just was talking about like

920
00:50:45,960 --> 00:50:47,879
Speaker 1: mourning the loss of the parent you wish you had,

921
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:49,959
Speaker 1: or the sister or any or the friend you wish

922
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:52,160
Speaker 1: you had, or like the group of friends or you know,

923
00:50:52,200 --> 00:50:53,959
Speaker 1: you just get what you get, and it's not because

924
00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:56,320
Speaker 1: you're a bad person. It's just like you didn't get

925
00:50:57,040 --> 00:50:58,839
Speaker 1: Like sometimes we look at parents and we're like, oh,

926
00:50:58,840 --> 00:51:00,239
Speaker 1: my god, I wish my mom was like that, or

927
00:51:00,239 --> 00:51:02,560
Speaker 1: I wish my dad was like that, or like, you know,

928
00:51:02,600 --> 00:51:04,400
Speaker 1: I wish my mom didn't have this quality, but she

929
00:51:04,440 --> 00:51:07,080
Speaker 1: had this one instead. It's like, you don't always get

930
00:51:07,120 --> 00:51:09,279
Speaker 1: everything you want, and you just have to you really

931
00:51:09,280 --> 00:51:11,200
Speaker 1: have to, like, instead of waiting for your mom to

932
00:51:11,280 --> 00:51:14,040
Speaker 1: be that person out of nowhere, you just have to

933
00:51:14,080 --> 00:51:15,719
Speaker 1: accept that you didn't get that mom and you have

934
00:51:15,760 --> 00:51:18,279
Speaker 1: to like literally have like mourn that loss of the

935
00:51:18,360 --> 00:51:20,520
Speaker 1: imaginary mom you wish. And I think my mom heard

936
00:51:20,560 --> 00:51:22,280
Speaker 1: it because this morning I woke up to a text

937
00:51:22,800 --> 00:51:26,400
Speaker 1: that said, because yesterday I told her that Lauren was

938
00:51:26,440 --> 00:51:28,520
Speaker 1: on the podcast, and I'm like, oh god, she probably

939
00:51:28,520 --> 00:51:30,319
Speaker 1: listened to it. She goes, yeah, you gotta give her

940
00:51:30,360 --> 00:51:34,160
Speaker 1: a timestamp next time. I goes, um, you want to

941
00:51:34,200 --> 00:51:36,160
Speaker 1: come over some time this week and hang out or

942
00:51:36,200 --> 00:51:39,080
Speaker 1: go do something. My mom is never It's like, never

943
00:51:39,160 --> 00:51:41,719
Speaker 1: asked me to hang out, so cute, and I was,

944
00:51:41,800 --> 00:51:43,560
Speaker 1: to be honest, I was like, what the fund are

945
00:51:43,560 --> 00:51:45,399
Speaker 1: we going to do? But then I was like, oh,

946
00:51:45,400 --> 00:51:47,160
Speaker 1: we can go shopping. I need to get some stuff

947
00:51:47,160 --> 00:51:48,520
Speaker 1: for the house. And I was like, Okay, let's go

948
00:51:48,600 --> 00:51:51,399
Speaker 1: shopping and our manny petties, and she said, not sure

949
00:51:51,440 --> 00:51:54,319
Speaker 1: about manny petties unless my foot heels up a little bit.

950
00:51:54,440 --> 00:51:57,080
Speaker 1: My baby toe is tender. I took a scalpel to

951
00:51:57,120 --> 00:51:59,520
Speaker 1: my mom's foot yesterday and I went a little hard

952
00:51:59,520 --> 00:52:01,480
Speaker 1: on her baby toe and I nicked it. And I

953
00:52:01,520 --> 00:52:04,920
Speaker 1: feel so bad. It's just like the littlest nick And

954
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:08,040
Speaker 1: she's like, I forget old people like don't heal as well.

955
00:52:08,040 --> 00:52:10,360
Speaker 1: It's so I'm such a fucking bad daughter. But I

956
00:52:10,400 --> 00:52:12,200
Speaker 1: did get her corn out, which is gonna bring her

957
00:52:12,200 --> 00:52:15,560
Speaker 1: an immense relief. But I got a little uh scalpel

958
00:52:15,600 --> 00:52:19,880
Speaker 1: happy um. Anyway, last but you took the toe down

959
00:52:20,360 --> 00:52:21,880
Speaker 1: as well. I just saw this toe and I was like,

960
00:52:21,880 --> 00:52:23,279
Speaker 1: I just want to get this piece and I was

961
00:52:23,520 --> 00:52:27,920
Speaker 1: just was not being very gentle and blood um okay,

962
00:52:27,920 --> 00:52:31,640
Speaker 1: so next story. But my mom, I was like, we're

963
00:52:31,640 --> 00:52:33,560
Speaker 1: going to She goes nikky. Do you have her? Um?

964
00:52:33,800 --> 00:52:36,240
Speaker 1: You never think about freezing your eggs? Like very quietly?

965
00:52:37,080 --> 00:52:39,280
Speaker 1: And you know, this is my dad's in the kitchen

966
00:52:39,280 --> 00:52:41,880
Speaker 1: with Matt. The kids are running around. My sister's upstairs

967
00:52:41,880 --> 00:52:46,160
Speaker 1: with Forest, and I go, mom, just listen for a second.

968
00:52:46,239 --> 00:52:49,720
Speaker 1: Let's just just listen and it's just like, yow boy,

969
00:52:49,840 --> 00:52:53,319
Speaker 1: I want that. It's mud I want that. I want

970
00:52:53,360 --> 00:52:56,399
Speaker 1: all more like just and I go, do you think

971
00:52:56,440 --> 00:52:59,319
Speaker 1: I need that? Do you wish that for me? Like?

972
00:52:59,640 --> 00:53:02,279
Speaker 1: You know what my life is? Why does everyone want

973
00:53:02,400 --> 00:53:05,440
Speaker 1: you to have kids when it's like, my life is

974
00:53:05,480 --> 00:53:08,600
Speaker 1: so good. I'm sitting here, I'm cutting up at your foot.

975
00:53:09,120 --> 00:53:11,160
Speaker 1: I get to visit these kids. I just taped a

976
00:53:11,239 --> 00:53:15,480
Speaker 1: special I have. I'm not sad tonight, Like why, I go,

977
00:53:15,560 --> 00:53:17,080
Speaker 1: why would you want that for me? And she goes,

978
00:53:17,160 --> 00:53:18,920
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. I even said that.

979
00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:22,640
Speaker 1: I'm like, you know, if and if I do want it,

980
00:53:22,680 --> 00:53:26,080
Speaker 1: I'll adopt. But I don't want that. I don't want it.

981
00:53:26,160 --> 00:53:28,960
Speaker 1: I'm so glad. I'm I'm glad certain people want it

982
00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:31,000
Speaker 1: because I love my niece and nephew and I know

983
00:53:31,080 --> 00:53:33,560
Speaker 1: that they give a lot of pleasure to my um.

984
00:53:33,719 --> 00:53:37,399
Speaker 1: My whole family is like we're obsessed with them. But

985
00:53:37,560 --> 00:53:41,440
Speaker 1: I just don't. I don't want that. I don't want to.

986
00:53:41,680 --> 00:53:45,560
Speaker 1: I mean, it's just her about and I love how

987
00:53:45,600 --> 00:53:47,240
Speaker 1: she said, do you ever think about freezing your eggs?

988
00:53:47,360 --> 00:53:49,719
Speaker 1: Almost like, um, don't forget to bring a coat to

989
00:53:49,760 --> 00:53:52,000
Speaker 1: New York this weekend because it's different climate there, like

990
00:53:52,239 --> 00:53:54,080
Speaker 1: she said it, like I hadn't thought of it, Like

991
00:53:54,120 --> 00:53:56,920
Speaker 1: it was just like the first time someone had been like,

992
00:53:57,120 --> 00:54:01,080
Speaker 1: don't forget your passport, Like did you ever think about

993
00:54:01,080 --> 00:54:04,680
Speaker 1: freezing your eggs? Like oh wait, oh my god, I'm

994
00:54:04,719 --> 00:54:08,439
Speaker 1: thirty seven and I haven't thought about freezing my that's thoughts. Never. Yeah,

995
00:54:08,440 --> 00:54:10,680
Speaker 1: of course, it asks what is the process of freezing

996
00:54:10,719 --> 00:54:15,000
Speaker 1: your eggs, giving yourself fucking hormone injections and then paying

997
00:54:15,040 --> 00:54:17,640
Speaker 1: thousands of thousands of dollars? It's rough? How did they

998
00:54:17,640 --> 00:54:21,400
Speaker 1: take them out? They go in and they fucking you

999
00:54:21,520 --> 00:54:24,680
Speaker 1: sit in a coup ball for a month, and a

1000
00:54:24,760 --> 00:54:33,480
Speaker 1: farmer comes in and rustles around underneath your fucking and

1001
00:54:30,560 --> 00:54:38,200
Speaker 1: grab and you'd snap at him. Yeah it's not easy. Yeah,

1002
00:54:38,239 --> 00:54:41,120
Speaker 1: I've never frozen. Also, I can be like it looks

1003
00:54:41,200 --> 00:54:43,960
Speaker 1: like me no, thank you, Okay, you're gonna like this story.

1004
00:54:44,719 --> 00:54:49,680
Speaker 1: A woman goes viral after sharing her elaborate fake wedding,

1005
00:54:49,800 --> 00:54:53,040
Speaker 1: complete with a professional photographer and fake room, in a

1006
00:54:53,160 --> 00:54:56,480
Speaker 1: desperate attempt to get her ex to text her. And

1007
00:54:56,520 --> 00:54:58,120
Speaker 1: not only that she put it up as a story

1008
00:54:58,120 --> 00:55:01,320
Speaker 1: on Instagram, she saw that the act saw this story,

1009
00:55:01,480 --> 00:55:05,240
Speaker 1: which hurt her even more because he said nothing nothing.

1010
00:55:05,520 --> 00:55:07,879
Speaker 1: Oh wait, how do we know about this? She put

1011
00:55:07,880 --> 00:55:10,640
Speaker 1: it on TikTok and she goes at time when I

1012
00:55:10,760 --> 00:55:15,160
Speaker 1: made fake photos, she rented a stable with horses. She

1013
00:55:15,280 --> 00:55:17,480
Speaker 1: did the whole thing. That is so funny because on

1014
00:55:17,520 --> 00:55:20,839
Speaker 1: the redditum today I have something very similar. I love

1015
00:55:20,960 --> 00:55:25,040
Speaker 1: these because we've all done this on a micro level.

1016
00:55:25,480 --> 00:55:29,279
Speaker 1: These women are masterminds of it. Though we've all done

1017
00:55:29,320 --> 00:55:31,239
Speaker 1: this where we make our lives look a little bit

1018
00:55:31,239 --> 00:55:34,440
Speaker 1: more exciting to target one person. You know, what's her

1019
00:55:34,440 --> 00:55:38,879
Speaker 1: exit strategy here? Let's say the guy goes, I'm jealous. Yeah,

1020
00:55:38,960 --> 00:55:43,160
Speaker 1: she's married. Now what's what's your plan here, lady? Or

1021
00:55:43,200 --> 00:55:45,239
Speaker 1: do you just want the attention of him getting sad?

1022
00:55:45,440 --> 00:55:47,839
Speaker 1: Because once you're married, the person goes, I'm out. This

1023
00:55:47,880 --> 00:55:49,719
Speaker 1: is gonna be like the graduate where he's going to

1024
00:55:49,840 --> 00:55:51,960
Speaker 1: come and bang on the fucking glass and try to

1025
00:55:51,960 --> 00:55:54,239
Speaker 1: stop your wedding. Yeah, you would have been better off

1026
00:55:54,280 --> 00:55:56,040
Speaker 1: like putting up like a video of you at the

1027
00:55:56,120 --> 00:55:59,200
Speaker 1: movies having popcorn with a guy. Yes you don't want

1028
00:55:59,239 --> 00:56:01,400
Speaker 1: to go? Will I show you this thing on Reddit

1029
00:56:01,440 --> 00:56:03,800
Speaker 1: of what this girl did? This girl? This, this girl

1030
00:56:04,360 --> 00:56:07,279
Speaker 1: when you know, a step pretty much was the same

1031
00:56:07,360 --> 00:56:09,520
Speaker 1: kind of thought process but didn't go that far, because

1032
00:56:09,520 --> 00:56:13,920
Speaker 1: that is interesting where you're mourning the loss of your

1033
00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:18,000
Speaker 1: now boyfriend who died, you know, are you going to

1034
00:56:18,080 --> 00:56:22,479
Speaker 1: keep that up? Though? These people are lying a better

1035
00:56:22,560 --> 00:56:25,239
Speaker 1: move than a wedding. I mean we've all done. I

1036
00:56:25,280 --> 00:56:27,680
Speaker 1: mean we do it every single day, a version of

1037
00:56:28,120 --> 00:56:32,600
Speaker 1: putting the curated truth out there that isn't really the truth.

1038
00:56:32,640 --> 00:56:34,960
Speaker 1: And even when it's like I've been crying all day

1039
00:56:34,960 --> 00:56:36,360
Speaker 1: and today is a rough day, and you're like in

1040
00:56:36,400 --> 00:56:40,880
Speaker 1: your car, like some days aren't great days, and this

1041
00:56:40,920 --> 00:56:43,640
Speaker 1: goes out to anyone else struggling today, Like it's like

1042
00:56:44,080 --> 00:56:48,680
Speaker 1: that is curated. Your tear looks beautiful. Your your ugly

1043
00:56:48,760 --> 00:56:52,080
Speaker 1: cry face is like one is an enviable one. And

1044
00:56:52,120 --> 00:56:55,600
Speaker 1: you know it is like you're still wearing a perfectly

1045
00:56:55,680 --> 00:56:57,880
Speaker 1: like you probably fix your bra strap in the photo

1046
00:56:58,040 --> 00:57:00,200
Speaker 1: just to look like a little good Like it's rare.

1047
00:57:00,600 --> 00:57:04,359
Speaker 1: Is just totally on photos of you. Who I love

1048
00:57:04,400 --> 00:57:07,640
Speaker 1: one Instagram that Noah got me into, who is just

1049
00:57:07,760 --> 00:57:11,440
Speaker 1: truly honest and like I think isn't trying to be anything.

1050
00:57:12,160 --> 00:57:16,240
Speaker 1: Is Page Gin. Oh my god, I love Page Gin.

1051
00:57:16,640 --> 00:57:18,880
Speaker 1: You got me into her because Noah, by the way,

1052
00:57:19,040 --> 00:57:22,080
Speaker 1: you posted Okay, so she does um it's called the

1053
00:57:22,120 --> 00:57:27,200
Speaker 1: viral podcast. I think with Chelsea lynn Um, Chelsea Linnen,

1054
00:57:27,240 --> 00:57:29,760
Speaker 1: Page Jin do this podcast called viral podcast. I started

1055
00:57:29,760 --> 00:57:33,640
Speaker 1: following just the clips because Noah posted them. No no

1056
00:57:33,720 --> 00:57:35,280
Speaker 1: One posted one in her story and I was like,

1057
00:57:35,400 --> 00:57:39,680
Speaker 1: oh my god, I love Page Gin's voice is like

1058
00:57:39,960 --> 00:57:43,320
Speaker 1: so soothing and she just like she reminds me of Noah.

1059
00:57:43,440 --> 00:57:45,840
Speaker 1: So Noa's obsessed with her. I go, Noah, it's you.

1060
00:57:46,200 --> 00:57:49,240
Speaker 1: It is you. This girl is you. But then I

1061
00:57:49,280 --> 00:57:53,320
Speaker 1: went to page page Gin is like on on the Instagram.

1062
00:57:53,400 --> 00:57:56,240
Speaker 1: She's just like she kind of like sometimes has like

1063
00:57:56,280 --> 00:57:58,360
Speaker 1: glasses on and she just doesn't look like she really

1064
00:57:58,400 --> 00:58:01,080
Speaker 1: like puts that much work into looking hot. She's just

1065
00:58:01,120 --> 00:58:03,600
Speaker 1: like and she'll just like talk about anything, like I

1066
00:58:03,760 --> 00:58:06,320
Speaker 1: farted today and it was like it was like one

1067
00:58:06,360 --> 00:58:08,600
Speaker 1: that like scared me, dude, Like she'll just talk about

1068
00:58:09,280 --> 00:58:11,960
Speaker 1: and she's like yeah, and the way they I just love.

1069
00:58:12,080 --> 00:58:15,400
Speaker 1: We gotta start editing our clip. She's like their videos

1070
00:58:15,440 --> 00:58:18,880
Speaker 1: of her um roller skating in public and like doing

1071
00:58:18,920 --> 00:58:23,680
Speaker 1: fake and she's an amazing athlete. She's so funny and

1072
00:58:23,720 --> 00:58:26,440
Speaker 1: she's but she's so hot, and she does this thing

1073
00:58:26,480 --> 00:58:29,920
Speaker 1: where she'll put like, um, she'll do like birth announcements

1074
00:58:29,920 --> 00:58:32,440
Speaker 1: by putting powder up her butt and then farting and

1075
00:58:32,480 --> 00:58:35,080
Speaker 1: then it will come out the color of like the

1076
00:58:35,560 --> 00:58:38,080
Speaker 1: baby's like I don't even know if it's a birth announcement,

1077
00:58:38,120 --> 00:58:40,560
Speaker 1: but like, she just she always has her ass out.

1078
00:58:40,600 --> 00:58:43,040
Speaker 1: She's farting all the time. She's so hot. She's really

1079
00:58:43,080 --> 00:58:46,240
Speaker 1: good at sports page jin g I and and and

1080
00:58:47,080 --> 00:58:51,320
Speaker 1: reminds me of Noah so much. The way she talks

1081
00:58:51,440 --> 00:58:55,080
Speaker 1: is like very soft and like, oh yeah, I think

1082
00:58:55,120 --> 00:58:57,439
Speaker 1: we should do like her. And then Chelsea is so

1083
00:58:57,560 --> 00:59:00,760
Speaker 1: beautiful and like the way she talks, it's just like

1084
00:59:00,840 --> 00:59:04,600
Speaker 1: she's always like I just yeah, I get obsessed with

1085
00:59:04,640 --> 00:59:07,360
Speaker 1: their clips. I love. I don't listen to their podcast

1086
00:59:07,360 --> 00:59:09,800
Speaker 1: because I don't really listen to comedy podcast, but you know,

1087
00:59:09,880 --> 00:59:13,360
Speaker 1: I love podcast clips and they're a great one to follow. So,

1088
00:59:13,560 --> 00:59:16,880
Speaker 1: and Chelsea just got banned from from sucking Instagram for something.

1089
00:59:17,600 --> 00:59:19,400
Speaker 1: But I just tried to click on her thing and

1090
00:59:19,400 --> 00:59:21,200
Speaker 1: it didn't come on. Yeah, she got banned, so she's

1091
00:59:21,200 --> 00:59:25,760
Speaker 1: getting back in, But I thank you so much, Chelsea.

1092
00:59:26,600 --> 00:59:30,200
Speaker 1: She had an amazing video Chelsea where she's eating at

1093
00:59:30,240 --> 00:59:32,360
Speaker 1: like a restaurant I think like in Vegas or something,

1094
00:59:32,800 --> 00:59:36,080
Speaker 1: and this roach walks along the table. She takes her

1095
00:59:36,240 --> 00:59:38,680
Speaker 1: tip because she has huge tits, and she just bangs

1096
00:59:38,720 --> 00:59:42,480
Speaker 1: the roach with her tit and the continues eating. Oh

1097
00:59:42,520 --> 00:59:46,520
Speaker 1: my god, she's my hero. She's They're so cool. I

1098
00:59:46,560 --> 00:59:48,120
Speaker 1: love those girls. I want to be friends with them.

1099
00:59:48,120 --> 00:59:51,360
Speaker 1: I'm super and pages like this hot boyfriend and all

1100
00:59:51,400 --> 00:59:53,560
Speaker 1: they do is like fart together, and they're so they

1101
00:59:53,640 --> 00:59:55,760
Speaker 1: have so much fun and prank each other. Like I'm

1102
00:59:55,840 --> 00:59:58,320
Speaker 1: very usually not into these couples that prank each other

1103
00:59:58,360 --> 01:00:01,120
Speaker 1: all the time, but for some reason, their love is

1104
01:00:01,160 --> 01:00:04,520
Speaker 1: so pure and so adorable. And then there's I like

1105
01:00:04,560 --> 01:00:07,640
Speaker 1: went on a deep dive of like their relationship and

1106
01:00:07,680 --> 01:00:10,720
Speaker 1: like they just bonded over farts, Like I just love

1107
01:00:10,760 --> 01:00:15,720
Speaker 1: I love them. I'm obsessed. Last night and it was

1108
01:00:16,040 --> 01:00:21,120
Speaker 1: smelly enough way to go get uh the spray and

1109
01:00:21,160 --> 01:00:23,600
Speaker 1: it was like I hate spraying over a fart because

1110
01:00:23,600 --> 01:00:27,320
Speaker 1: then it just almost like like you know, like a

1111
01:00:27,640 --> 01:00:31,680
Speaker 1: Gardenia fart. Gainia's putting a band aid over yeah, and

1112
01:00:31,720 --> 01:00:35,479
Speaker 1: it makes it almost like a sweeter, like you're still

1113
01:00:35,520 --> 01:00:38,720
Speaker 1: getting those little poop particles in your noves. I felt bad.

1114
01:00:38,960 --> 01:00:41,720
Speaker 1: I felt bad because I was laughing over my leg

1115
01:00:42,480 --> 01:00:45,280
Speaker 1: because you can't. I don't care if you fart, you can't.

1116
01:00:45,680 --> 01:00:49,439
Speaker 1: Just giving me chill. This this changes everything, Yeah, because

1117
01:00:49,480 --> 01:00:53,000
Speaker 1: it seems so intentional. Yeah. Yeah. Meanwhile, I was talking

1118
01:00:53,040 --> 01:00:54,920
Speaker 1: to my lover on the phone and I went to

1119
01:00:54,960 --> 01:00:58,560
Speaker 1: go pee while we were I was talking. No, I

1120
01:00:58,680 --> 01:01:01,760
Speaker 1: just he does not like bathroom stuff at all, which

1121
01:01:01,800 --> 01:01:07,280
Speaker 1: is ironic because listen, yeah, he's seen some ship um,

1122
01:01:07,320 --> 01:01:09,760
Speaker 1: but it's always you know, he just he just really

1123
01:01:09,800 --> 01:01:13,080
Speaker 1: likes the boundary of like no, and I'm talking on

1124
01:01:13,120 --> 01:01:14,320
Speaker 1: the phone. All of a sudden, I was like, oh

1125
01:01:14,360 --> 01:01:15,680
Speaker 1: my god, oh my god, I'm so sorry and peeing.

1126
01:01:15,680 --> 01:01:17,520
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. And you know, I've known this guy

1127
01:01:17,560 --> 01:01:20,360
Speaker 1: for quite a while and he was just like it's okay. Like,

1128
01:01:20,520 --> 01:01:22,320
Speaker 1: and I had to do the thing where I pucked toilet,

1129
01:01:22,320 --> 01:01:23,800
Speaker 1: but I didn't want to stop peeing, and my phone

1130
01:01:23,800 --> 01:01:25,520
Speaker 1: was in the other room because I was on air pods,

1131
01:01:25,720 --> 01:01:27,640
Speaker 1: so I didn't know how to like, I couldn't mute

1132
01:01:27,640 --> 01:01:30,440
Speaker 1: it because I was already midstream. I didn't want to

1133
01:01:30,440 --> 01:01:33,080
Speaker 1: give up, So what I did was I took the

1134
01:01:33,120 --> 01:01:36,880
Speaker 1: toilet paper and I rolled it out very very far,

1135
01:01:37,280 --> 01:01:40,200
Speaker 1: and then I made I tucked it into my vagina

1136
01:01:40,560 --> 01:01:43,080
Speaker 1: and then I made a little ramp for the p

1137
01:01:43,280 --> 01:01:47,200
Speaker 1: trickle to go down into the toilet and not go thinking.

1138
01:01:48,400 --> 01:01:51,120
Speaker 1: And it's that's a that's a technique. Girls. You put

1139
01:01:51,120 --> 01:01:54,200
Speaker 1: a silencer on your pussy like gun. Yeah, but it's

1140
01:01:54,200 --> 01:01:56,000
Speaker 1: a ramp. You just make it so it has like

1141
01:01:56,280 --> 01:01:58,000
Speaker 1: a journey down, so it goes down to slide as

1142
01:01:58,040 --> 01:02:00,880
Speaker 1: opposed to go. I made like a like a damn

1143
01:02:01,480 --> 01:02:04,600
Speaker 1: that like a beaver dam. Yeah. And that's what I

1144
01:02:04,640 --> 01:02:07,000
Speaker 1: do for or what to call it? What to call that?

1145
01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:09,880
Speaker 1: That when back the boundaries that other people have, even

1146
01:02:09,880 --> 01:02:14,040
Speaker 1: though I don't necessarily agree with them. True, what's the hurricane?

1147
01:02:14,080 --> 01:02:18,000
Speaker 1: When when the hurricane New Orleans it went over the Yeah,

1148
01:02:18,120 --> 01:02:20,760
Speaker 1: but the levy, your levy. You built a levy, Yes,

1149
01:02:21,640 --> 01:02:24,480
Speaker 1: I did. Got there. I was like, it's almost like

1150
01:02:24,520 --> 01:02:27,840
Speaker 1: the little ramp that UM are in pools for frogs

1151
01:02:27,840 --> 01:02:29,920
Speaker 1: to get out of. I did the same thing last night.

1152
01:02:29,960 --> 01:02:32,320
Speaker 1: I mean, we're very similar. I not that I have

1153
01:02:32,520 --> 01:02:36,160
Speaker 1: so many techniques by the way for UM people to

1154
01:02:37,720 --> 01:02:40,960
Speaker 1: But the problem is you could hear a fart over ship,

1155
01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:43,440
Speaker 1: which is similar to a spray on top of a fart.

1156
01:02:43,840 --> 01:02:47,480
Speaker 1: We're just trying to I actually gave one of our besties, um,

1157
01:02:47,520 --> 01:02:50,360
Speaker 1: some of the best advice I've ever written out in

1158
01:02:50,440 --> 01:02:53,000
Speaker 1: my life, and UM, I think I should share it

1159
01:02:53,000 --> 01:02:55,000
Speaker 1: on Fanthrox tomorrow. I don't think I ever shared it

1160
01:02:55,040 --> 01:02:56,960
Speaker 1: once before, but I was going to do a bit

1161
01:02:57,040 --> 01:02:59,400
Speaker 1: up about it on stage because it's just like great

1162
01:02:59,440 --> 01:03:03,720
Speaker 1: advice about how to poop um with a partner in

1163
01:03:03,760 --> 01:03:06,320
Speaker 1: then in the next room and um, while you write

1164
01:03:06,360 --> 01:03:08,240
Speaker 1: it out and we'll post it on the I did

1165
01:03:08,240 --> 01:03:11,400
Speaker 1: write it out. I'll yeah, maybe I'll do that. Okay,

1166
01:03:11,480 --> 01:03:14,440
Speaker 1: let's get to let's get to break we blue pass,

1167
01:03:14,440 --> 01:03:16,360
Speaker 1: why do we care? And let's go. Let's just start

1168
01:03:16,400 --> 01:03:22,200
Speaker 1: when we come back with Reddit Dump. Let's get to

1169
01:03:22,240 --> 01:03:29,720
Speaker 1: our Reddit dump karaoke mode. This is your I literally

1170
01:03:29,840 --> 01:03:35,000
Speaker 1: sang that today when Luigi was taking a dump. Okay, UM,

1171
01:03:35,120 --> 01:03:37,120
Speaker 1: I don't know why I saved this. I think I

1172
01:03:37,160 --> 01:03:40,520
Speaker 1: saved this more for um, not for the show, but

1173
01:03:40,680 --> 01:03:45,800
Speaker 1: for uh my friends who still are defending still have

1174
01:03:45,840 --> 01:03:50,520
Speaker 1: a problem with you know, the Dave Chappelle, the whole

1175
01:03:50,600 --> 01:03:54,800
Speaker 1: Dave Chappelle thing and his obsession with making fun of

1176
01:03:55,360 --> 01:04:00,000
Speaker 1: trans people. Uh, I know what's I love Dave Chappelle.

1177
01:04:00,640 --> 01:04:03,120
Speaker 1: I fall on the side of like well, I love

1178
01:04:03,240 --> 01:04:05,600
Speaker 1: the clip that I posted the other day on Instagram.

1179
01:04:05,600 --> 01:04:07,120
Speaker 1: I'm gonna play it real quick for you. This will

1180
01:04:07,200 --> 01:04:09,520
Speaker 1: shut everyone up not shutting. And I did find this

1181
01:04:09,560 --> 01:04:13,680
Speaker 1: on Reddit, so this is apropos um but this is

1182
01:04:13,720 --> 01:04:19,080
Speaker 1: my favorite clip. Um. This is from Uh, this is

1183
01:04:19,160 --> 01:04:22,240
Speaker 1: John Appropo. This is from James A Castor, who is

1184
01:04:22,280 --> 01:04:25,120
Speaker 1: one of my favorite comedians and like writers. He's a

1185
01:04:25,160 --> 01:04:29,080
Speaker 1: British comedian and he um. This is his clip I

1186
01:04:29,080 --> 01:04:32,360
Speaker 1: found on Reddit in a section that was, you know,

1187
01:04:32,440 --> 01:04:36,280
Speaker 1: dissecting the Chappelle stuff and trans rights and all the things,

1188
01:04:36,320 --> 01:04:39,560
Speaker 1: the arguments against making fun of them and for making

1189
01:04:39,560 --> 01:04:42,800
Speaker 1: fun of them. I'm on the side of this clip

1190
01:04:42,840 --> 01:04:46,120
Speaker 1: which I'm about to play, which is trans people still

1191
01:04:46,200 --> 01:04:51,160
Speaker 1: have higher suicide rates than literally every other minority. Why

1192
01:04:51,320 --> 01:04:54,040
Speaker 1: do if you can, if you I understand that you

1193
01:04:54,080 --> 01:04:55,800
Speaker 1: should be able to make fun of anyone you want.

1194
01:04:56,400 --> 01:04:59,360
Speaker 1: I I definitely air on the side of like free speech.

1195
01:05:00,120 --> 01:05:02,600
Speaker 1: But if you can, if you're smart enough comedian to

1196
01:05:03,560 --> 01:05:05,840
Speaker 1: choose something to make fun of, what and and are

1197
01:05:05,880 --> 01:05:08,040
Speaker 1: you encountering that many trans people in your life that

1198
01:05:08,120 --> 01:05:10,960
Speaker 1: it's so annoying for you to get their pronoun right

1199
01:05:11,480 --> 01:05:14,880
Speaker 1: or too. Is it that much of a hindrance to

1200
01:05:14,920 --> 01:05:16,880
Speaker 1: your day that you have to make that big of

1201
01:05:16,880 --> 01:05:19,760
Speaker 1: a deal of it. Just let them be unless they're

1202
01:05:19,840 --> 01:05:24,320
Speaker 1: hurting you. Let them be. Um And this is this

1203
01:05:24,400 --> 01:05:27,280
Speaker 1: is the James A. Gust the clip that I love

1204
01:05:27,360 --> 01:05:31,320
Speaker 1: so much. I say whatever they like, Edgie comedians, no

1205
01:05:31,360 --> 01:05:32,880
Speaker 1: one tells them what they can and can't say. They

1206
01:05:32,920 --> 01:05:35,360
Speaker 1: will straight on stage top of their specials. Sometimes do

1207
01:05:35,480 --> 01:05:38,800
Speaker 1: tens tolive minutes just slanging off transgender people because straight

1208
01:05:38,800 --> 01:05:41,200
Speaker 1: out the gate, just making fun of transgender people that

1209
01:05:41,480 --> 01:05:43,800
Speaker 1: people on the internet get upset about it. The comedians

1210
01:05:43,840 --> 01:05:48,000
Speaker 1: always like god luck, that's not I'm a stand up comedian.

1211
01:05:48,160 --> 01:05:50,800
Speaker 1: I'm meant to challenge people. If you are not being challenged,

1212
01:05:50,800 --> 01:05:53,800
Speaker 1: but don't watch my shows? And wat's the matter? Guystude?

1213
01:05:53,960 --> 01:05:57,640
Speaker 1: Shall I do? It's not job. I'm a stand up comedian.

1214
01:05:57,800 --> 01:05:59,960
Speaker 1: I'll mend your challenge people. But if you're not being

1215
01:06:00,080 --> 01:06:03,000
Speaker 1: challenge don't watch my shows. What's the other guys to

1216
01:06:03,680 --> 01:06:08,880
Speaker 1: shoe you? Tom meeting? But I'm man to challenge frequently.

1217
01:06:09,200 --> 01:06:12,000
Speaker 1: Not being challenge don't watch my shows. What's the other

1218
01:06:12,080 --> 01:06:16,560
Speaker 1: guys to shoge? Oh? Yeah, because you know he's been

1219
01:06:16,600 --> 01:06:21,480
Speaker 1: long over to a challenge the trans community. Oh, they've

1220
01:06:21,520 --> 01:06:24,120
Speaker 1: got that dog down for too long. If you asked me,

1221
01:06:26,960 --> 01:06:31,520
Speaker 1: I mean not said anyway. There was this clip. There

1222
01:06:31,600 --> 01:06:34,560
Speaker 1: was I don't know why this was in a subreddit

1223
01:06:34,560 --> 01:06:37,280
Speaker 1: called bread tube. I don't know what that means. I

1224
01:06:37,320 --> 01:06:41,880
Speaker 1: guess it was a suggested subredit um. And this was

1225
01:06:41,960 --> 01:06:46,160
Speaker 1: just someone broke down why. I'm not even gonna get

1226
01:06:46,200 --> 01:06:49,320
Speaker 1: into it, but they broke down perfectly. The arguments for

1227
01:06:49,320 --> 01:06:52,280
Speaker 1: why Dave Chappelle is special was problematic, and like they are,

1228
01:06:52,320 --> 01:06:55,600
Speaker 1: just I love when someone just gives me solid reasoning

1229
01:06:56,040 --> 01:06:57,680
Speaker 1: that I can kind of go toe to toe with

1230
01:06:57,720 --> 01:07:01,240
Speaker 1: someone who's trying to this agree. Did you hear about

1231
01:07:01,320 --> 01:07:04,240
Speaker 1: him going to his high school. Yeah, where they wouldn't

1232
01:07:04,320 --> 01:07:07,280
Speaker 1: let cameras. They should have, because the stories that came

1233
01:07:07,280 --> 01:07:10,720
Speaker 1: out of it just from people trying to remember they

1234
01:07:10,720 --> 01:07:12,960
Speaker 1: wouldn't let anyone record it. Or I thought he was

1235
01:07:13,000 --> 01:07:15,720
Speaker 1: trying to donate money and they wouldn't let him donate money,

1236
01:07:15,800 --> 01:07:18,440
Speaker 1: and that, well, yeah, he's he's trying to get a theater.

1237
01:07:18,520 --> 01:07:20,240
Speaker 1: The theater is named after him, and he's like, they're

1238
01:07:20,240 --> 01:07:22,080
Speaker 1: trying to get the theater not named after him, and

1239
01:07:22,120 --> 01:07:24,120
Speaker 1: he's like, I'm getting canceled from ship. I don't even want,

1240
01:07:24,160 --> 01:07:27,720
Speaker 1: like I don't care, which is funny to say that. Um,

1241
01:07:27,760 --> 01:07:30,840
Speaker 1: but he told he just got into like arguments with

1242
01:07:30,840 --> 01:07:32,760
Speaker 1: a lot of the kids and was just talking over

1243
01:07:32,800 --> 01:07:34,640
Speaker 1: them and what. And you know, these kids are very

1244
01:07:34,760 --> 01:07:37,120
Speaker 1: entitled and don't really they didn't grow up with Chappelle's sow,

1245
01:07:37,120 --> 01:07:38,800
Speaker 1: so they don't respect him the same way that he's

1246
01:07:38,800 --> 01:07:42,640
Speaker 1: probably used to teenagers perspecting him. He's gonna been gone

1247
01:07:42,640 --> 01:07:45,200
Speaker 1: a while and probably hasn't been out around high school kids.

1248
01:07:45,240 --> 01:07:49,240
Speaker 1: And um, yeah, anyway, Um. Someone just wrote though in

1249
01:07:49,280 --> 01:07:53,040
Speaker 1: this comments of David Chappelle's special, they go Uh Netflix

1250
01:07:53,080 --> 01:07:58,720
Speaker 1: paid twenty five million dollars for a vlog. Um okay,

1251
01:07:58,800 --> 01:08:02,200
Speaker 1: so here's uh. This is one from suggests me a book,

1252
01:08:02,200 --> 01:08:05,000
Speaker 1: which is a separate that I love where people just

1253
01:08:05,080 --> 01:08:07,120
Speaker 1: write like what they like in a book or books

1254
01:08:07,120 --> 01:08:09,920
Speaker 1: they liked, and then people who love reading suggest them

1255
01:08:09,920 --> 01:08:11,720
Speaker 1: a book. And I liked this. It said books that

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Speaker 1: give you a massive book hangover, which I love. You know,

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Speaker 1: those times where you read a book and you can't

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Speaker 1: stop thinking about it. A movie you can't stop thinking

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Speaker 1: about afterwards, A massage where you feel violent. Um. I

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Speaker 1: was saying I hadn't hang over after that massage. Um.

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Speaker 1: These are some of the books that were in the

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Speaker 1: top listed once. If anyone's looking for a new book.

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01:08:29,080 --> 01:08:32,519
Speaker 1: Lonesome Dove, the Goldfinch. I've read that didn't care for it,

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Speaker 1: that I didn't love it as much as people. David

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Speaker 1: Copperfield by Charles Dickens were in peace. Um. Uh, Broken

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Speaker 1: Earth trilogy. Um, this is how you lose the Time War,

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Speaker 1: My Brilliant Friend, his Dark Materials, Lord of the Rings,

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Speaker 1: second Hand Time Anna Karnina. Um. You guys, have any

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Speaker 1: books that you would recommend as the ones that you

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Speaker 1: just stayed with you and and almost that you wish

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Speaker 1: you could read again because they were so good. And

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Speaker 1: I know we're not. I'm not a big huge reader.

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Speaker 1: I have been in the past, but yeah, I'm just

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Speaker 1: trying to this much. I know it's true. Is my

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Speaker 1: favorite book by Wally Lamb. And that's when I've read

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Speaker 1: twice and would probably read a third time. Books do

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Speaker 1: not stay with me in terms of I can't remember

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Speaker 1: them after I put them down years later. It's a

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Speaker 1: gift because I get to keep reading things over and

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Speaker 1: still get surprised. But that's one that I love. Like

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Speaker 1: my music, Like you know, I like The Strokes and

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Speaker 1: Tom Petty. I'm very basic bitch and a lot of

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Speaker 1: my things. And like even when I think about books

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Speaker 1: because I haven't read that much, but like on the Road,

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Speaker 1: Oh I haven't read that, it just makes me like

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Speaker 1: it just relates a lot to my life. I feel

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01:09:39,160 --> 01:09:41,720
Speaker 1: like even catching the Rye like just being kind of

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01:09:41,760 --> 01:09:46,320
Speaker 1: like not really kind of finding yourself through doing things.

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Speaker 1: Uh old Man in the Sea, which is just like

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Speaker 1: that's cool too. But these are all very simple books.

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01:09:53,320 --> 01:09:57,200
Speaker 1: Like I love how Hemingway Rights I got through. I

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01:09:57,520 --> 01:09:59,000
Speaker 1: was in a moment where I read like five of

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Speaker 1: his books and like uh yeah I and then I like, um,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you what I've been. What is in

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01:10:07,920 --> 01:10:11,839
Speaker 1: my want to read books? In Cold Blood Truman Cabode,

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Speaker 1: I need to read that Crossroads, It's the new Jonathan

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01:10:14,000 --> 01:10:17,280
Speaker 1: Jonathan Franzen. I loved the one of Jonathan Frans's books.

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Speaker 1: He's a Saint Louis Guy. Um uh, let's see, so

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01:10:21,680 --> 01:10:25,040
Speaker 1: you've been publicly shamed by John Ronson um. And then

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01:10:25,080 --> 01:10:29,640
Speaker 1: there's oh God, the Alchemist, the Silent Patient. These are

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01:10:29,640 --> 01:10:33,839
Speaker 1: all things that have been uh the poison would Bible? Um,

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01:10:33,880 --> 01:10:36,240
Speaker 1: and oh East of Eden is gonna be my next one.

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01:10:36,280 --> 01:10:38,200
Speaker 1: Those are ones East of Nan and Ann and Karnada

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01:10:38,280 --> 01:10:40,200
Speaker 1: are the ones that I'm like, Okay, those are classics

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01:10:40,240 --> 01:10:43,160
Speaker 1: I need to read. And David Cofferfield, Um, no any

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01:10:43,200 --> 01:10:45,479
Speaker 1: books to you that stand out as ones that give

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01:10:45,520 --> 01:10:49,720
Speaker 1: you hangovers? Uh? You know, I I can never remember,

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01:10:49,840 --> 01:10:53,240
Speaker 1: like when I'm reading fiction books. I remember, like one

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01:10:53,280 --> 01:10:56,200
Speaker 1: time I got through Paradise Lost, which by you know,

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01:10:56,240 --> 01:10:59,160
Speaker 1: that's like the hardest book to read, and of course

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01:10:59,200 --> 01:11:01,479
Speaker 1: I have read nothing at the end and I was like, okay,

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01:11:01,560 --> 01:11:03,479
Speaker 1: I don't feel like I achieved anything by getting to

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Speaker 1: the end. Um. Yeah, I would like to take suggestions

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01:11:07,280 --> 01:11:10,000
Speaker 1: if anyone out there feels strongly that I would love

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01:11:10,000 --> 01:11:11,800
Speaker 1: a book like you feel like you know me, I

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01:11:11,840 --> 01:11:15,519
Speaker 1: would definitely take your d M suggestion. Please. I just

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01:11:15,560 --> 01:11:21,720
Speaker 1: had to find this, yeah, because Jonathan, you know Jonathan Tropper. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: on my phone he wrote, have you ever seen a movie?

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Speaker 1: This is where I leave you? But yeah, Jonathan Tropper,

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Speaker 1: Before I got in the stand up. I was like,

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Speaker 1: I don't know, I never laughed at a book out loud,

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01:11:35,439 --> 01:11:41,680
Speaker 1: like like laughing hard. Jonathan Tropper, Jonathan Tropper or Trooper

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Speaker 1: Trooper doesn't matter t R o PPR. So this is

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Speaker 1: where I leave you. He has like made you laugh

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Speaker 1: out loud. This is where I leave you. I'm going

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Speaker 1: to read it. Well, let's get back on Reddit dump um.

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Speaker 1: This is one of the best jokes I've ever read,

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01:11:57,400 --> 01:11:59,400
Speaker 1: and it makes me furious that I haven't thought of

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Speaker 1: it for a roast. It was just an Internet comment

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01:12:04,040 --> 01:12:07,360
Speaker 1: and this was from the subredit rare insults, which are

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01:12:07,360 --> 01:12:10,360
Speaker 1: just really good insults that they find on comments or

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Speaker 1: you know, anywhere on the internet, you know, text screenshots.

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Speaker 1: This one was This was a comment under kid rocks

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01:12:17,080 --> 01:12:19,559
Speaker 1: new music video and said kid Rock is an artist

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01:12:19,600 --> 01:12:23,639
Speaker 1: that stops at nothing and then stays there. I mean,

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01:12:23,840 --> 01:12:27,080
Speaker 1: how good is that that? See, that's a roast joke

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01:12:27,160 --> 01:12:30,240
Speaker 1: that's just been sitting there forever and no one's thought

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01:12:30,240 --> 01:12:33,080
Speaker 1: of it. But like to take something that usually means

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01:12:33,200 --> 01:12:36,640
Speaker 1: you are the fucking best you stop at nothing, and

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01:12:36,680 --> 01:12:40,880
Speaker 1: then to make it about I mean, I couldn't believe it.

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01:12:41,439 --> 01:12:46,519
Speaker 1: I know, right, it wouldn't be surprised. Okay, so this

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Speaker 1: is the one that I wanted to share with you

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01:12:49,280 --> 01:12:53,200
Speaker 1: guys that reminded me of the thing from before. It's

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Speaker 1: going to find all thought. So this is from sad

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Speaker 1: Cringe the subreddit and this is just obviously happy. Yes.

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Speaker 1: So this is a girl who did the same thing

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01:13:02,479 --> 01:13:05,240
Speaker 1: from our new segment that wanted to make a boyfriend jealous,

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01:13:05,800 --> 01:13:08,320
Speaker 1: and she said she goes rating all. This is what

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Speaker 1: it says on our TikTok the the she's on a

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01:13:11,200 --> 01:13:12,479
Speaker 1: video I'm going to play in a second, but it

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01:13:12,479 --> 01:13:14,640
Speaker 1: says rating all the embarrassing things I posted to my

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Speaker 1: Insta story to try and get my ex boyfriend's attention. Okay,

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01:13:21,280 --> 01:13:24,479
Speaker 1: So Tina, I was going through a really bad breakup

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01:13:24,560 --> 01:13:28,880
Speaker 1: and I engaged in this absolutely unhinged behavior where I

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Speaker 1: would hide my Instagram story from every single person that

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Speaker 1: followed me except for my ex boyfriend. Wait, okay, first

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Speaker 1: of all, that is who knows even if it's insane,

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01:13:42,840 --> 01:13:45,240
Speaker 1: and it had to at least have been of So

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Speaker 1: this girl is going through which, by the way, every

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Speaker 1: single I'm not gonna say every single woman, but any

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Speaker 1: unhinged lady out there that's been hurt by a guy

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Speaker 1: has thought of a way to do this where you

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Speaker 1: are trying to put out something that looks like it's

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Speaker 1: for everyone, but you don't want everyone to see how

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Speaker 1: desperate you are or to see catch you in this lie,

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Speaker 1: and you just like one person to see it. This

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01:14:05,280 --> 01:14:10,920
Speaker 1: bitch went ahead and did it people except for him,

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01:14:10,960 --> 01:14:14,000
Speaker 1: so I would post a story literally only for him

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01:14:14,040 --> 01:14:16,880
Speaker 1: to see it. Um. And every time I share this

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Speaker 1: with my friends and family, everyone gets a kick out

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01:14:18,760 --> 01:14:22,160
Speaker 1: of it and it's glarious. So I'm not going to

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Speaker 1: share it with the world. And i also want to

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01:14:23,560 --> 01:14:26,400
Speaker 1: know if anyone else has ever done this. Yes, okay,

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01:14:26,400 --> 01:14:29,680
Speaker 1: so this is actually from This is a girl in

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01:14:29,720 --> 01:14:32,920
Speaker 1: her room taking up selfie in the mirror. I posted

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01:14:32,920 --> 01:14:36,120
Speaker 1: this picture like cute New Year's Eve outfit, saying I

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01:14:36,160 --> 01:14:38,200
Speaker 1: was ready for the year to be over. Um, I

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01:14:38,240 --> 01:14:41,000
Speaker 1: actually did not go out that night. I put on

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01:14:41,040 --> 01:14:44,240
Speaker 1: this outfit, put on jewelry, did my makeup, put on

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01:14:44,360 --> 01:14:47,320
Speaker 1: heels to take this photo, and then I went and

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01:14:47,360 --> 01:14:49,719
Speaker 1: sat downstairs with my mom and my sister and probably

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01:14:49,800 --> 01:14:55,920
Speaker 1: was asleep before midnight. She goes on to share one

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01:14:55,920 --> 01:15:00,479
Speaker 1: where she's in the watch she takes a picture of

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01:15:00,720 --> 01:15:04,840
Speaker 1: um uh, it's like it's a glowy picture. Is selfie? Okay,

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01:15:04,880 --> 01:15:07,240
Speaker 1: and it says j K, because every year is a

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01:15:07,320 --> 01:15:09,920
Speaker 1: chance to grow and learn, and it's like she goes seven.

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01:15:09,920 --> 01:15:12,920
Speaker 1: Oh so she's rating these. This one's funny to hold on. No,

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01:15:13,000 --> 01:15:15,519
Speaker 1: it's okay if I keep sharing this. Yeah, No, I'm

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01:15:15,560 --> 01:15:18,240
Speaker 1: just like, oh I think I did that before. Yeah,

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01:15:18,320 --> 01:15:20,960
Speaker 1: I remember when I did that. I love that this

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01:15:20,960 --> 01:15:24,679
Speaker 1: girl is sharing this, And it's almost funnier because these

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01:15:24,760 --> 01:15:27,479
Speaker 1: these new generations are so self reflective that they can

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01:15:27,520 --> 01:15:30,160
Speaker 1: they can catch these things quicker, like usually this would

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01:15:30,160 --> 01:15:33,360
Speaker 1: be something you share ten years later, not a month later.

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01:15:33,640 --> 01:15:35,760
Speaker 1: Because this girl looks the same as the girl in

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01:15:35,800 --> 01:15:38,439
Speaker 1: these photos. You know. It's interesting to me though, It's

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01:15:38,479 --> 01:15:42,000
Speaker 1: like there's a line between like being self reflective and

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01:15:42,160 --> 01:15:45,680
Speaker 1: wanting to go viral. Yeah, so there's like I appreciate

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01:15:45,720 --> 01:15:50,200
Speaker 1: it that some people do embarrassing things too and then

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01:15:50,320 --> 01:15:52,559
Speaker 1: share it and be like brave, But this I still

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01:15:52,640 --> 01:15:56,639
Speaker 1: think we all benefit from it. Of course, of course. Okay,

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01:15:56,680 --> 01:15:58,960
Speaker 1: this one's gonna follow up because this was also for

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01:15:59,040 --> 01:16:02,320
Speaker 1: New Year's Eve and in the eighteen UM obviously, like

1404
01:16:02,360 --> 01:16:04,160
Speaker 1: I had done my makeup put on jewelry and I

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01:16:04,240 --> 01:16:07,400
Speaker 1: actually went into my closet and I turned all the

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01:16:07,479 --> 01:16:10,320
Speaker 1: lights off and made sure that it was really dark. Um,

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01:16:10,360 --> 01:16:12,480
Speaker 1: and I took a boomerang. This is just a screenshot

1408
01:16:12,479 --> 01:16:15,240
Speaker 1: of that boomerang. But I was attempting to make it

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01:16:15,280 --> 01:16:21,839
Speaker 1: look like I was in a club, which our closet,

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01:16:22,040 --> 01:16:23,640
Speaker 1: which I was an adult closet. I don't know how

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01:16:23,640 --> 01:16:27,640
Speaker 1: I thought that one was good. Okay, so then in

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Speaker 1: a club, but we're gonna go with seven out of ten?

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01:16:31,720 --> 01:16:34,120
Speaker 1: Do think that's cute? But in the effort was there,

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01:16:34,160 --> 01:16:39,080
Speaker 1: But I just think execution was poor. Okay, Okay, this

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01:16:39,120 --> 01:16:42,200
Speaker 1: one's wild. So it's a picture of her in an

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01:16:42,600 --> 01:16:45,599
Speaker 1: like in the backseat of an uber It looks like

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01:16:45,960 --> 01:16:48,439
Speaker 1: she is doing a selfie. And what she had written

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01:16:48,479 --> 01:16:50,679
Speaker 1: on the post when she originally posted it was always

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01:16:50,680 --> 01:16:54,160
Speaker 1: fun when you're seven year old uber driver. Uber driver

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01:16:54,320 --> 01:16:56,639
Speaker 1: home asked what happened to your head? And you've got

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01:16:56,640 --> 01:16:58,880
Speaker 1: to disappoint her and tell her you ran into a

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01:16:58,920 --> 01:17:02,639
Speaker 1: street sign. And then she has a circle over mark

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01:17:02,800 --> 01:17:05,479
Speaker 1: on her head that like where she has like a

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01:17:05,600 --> 01:17:07,800
Speaker 1: kind of scratched on her foreard, a tiny scratch and

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01:17:07,840 --> 01:17:10,760
Speaker 1: there's a circle on it that she has posted. Now,

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01:17:10,760 --> 01:17:15,200
Speaker 1: this is a great story, very specific purpose, and honestly,

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01:17:15,240 --> 01:17:17,599
Speaker 1: who knows if he actually picked up on what that was.

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01:17:17,640 --> 01:17:20,360
Speaker 1: But this was another boomerang, I think. But it was

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01:17:20,800 --> 01:17:23,960
Speaker 1: showing how I had a scrape on my head because

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01:17:24,000 --> 01:17:25,680
Speaker 1: I ran into a street sign when I was out

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01:17:25,680 --> 01:17:27,400
Speaker 1: with some friends and I ended up staying the night

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01:17:27,400 --> 01:17:30,720
Speaker 1: at someone's place. So this was taken in the uber

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01:17:30,840 --> 01:17:34,280
Speaker 1: ride home the next morning, and I said something about

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01:17:34,280 --> 01:17:36,240
Speaker 1: how the uber driver asked, what happened to my head?

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01:17:36,720 --> 01:17:39,240
Speaker 1: I'm sorry? In what world? But an Uber driver noticed

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01:17:39,280 --> 01:17:41,559
Speaker 1: that tiny scrape on someone in the back seat of

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01:17:41,560 --> 01:17:45,800
Speaker 1: their car. Besides the point, um, but the point I

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01:17:45,840 --> 01:17:47,759
Speaker 1: was trying to get across was that I was ubering

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01:17:47,840 --> 01:17:51,000
Speaker 1: home the next morning, like on a weekend morning, early

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01:17:51,080 --> 01:17:52,760
Speaker 1: in the morning. So I wanted him to think that

1441
01:17:52,800 --> 01:17:56,320
Speaker 1: I had hooked up with somebody and was heading out. Um,

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01:17:56,400 --> 01:17:58,720
Speaker 1: the scrape in the sign hitting my head, that part

1443
01:17:58,760 --> 01:18:00,880
Speaker 1: was true, with the Uber driver asked, king was not true.

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01:18:01,040 --> 01:18:03,519
Speaker 1: So a little bit of a seat in there. We're

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01:18:03,520 --> 01:18:07,040
Speaker 1: gonna give it eight out of ten. I mean, I

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01:18:07,120 --> 01:18:10,599
Speaker 1: just I writer, like what happened? Oh, we don't get

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01:18:10,600 --> 01:18:13,800
Speaker 1: that answer. We don't get that answer, not I mean

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01:18:13,920 --> 01:18:16,360
Speaker 1: usually it's it's like girls that think of all these

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01:18:16,400 --> 01:18:19,559
Speaker 1: elaborate schemes and guys don't even think twice. But she's

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01:18:19,560 --> 01:18:22,919
Speaker 1: so smart and leaning into the heart strings of an injury.

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01:18:23,240 --> 01:18:28,760
Speaker 1: I have done things, you know, girls, girls do this

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01:18:28,920 --> 01:18:34,040
Speaker 1: way more than men because girls think girls. I've learned

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01:18:34,160 --> 01:18:37,040
Speaker 1: through reading these books about the differences between the male

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01:18:37,080 --> 01:18:39,799
Speaker 1: and the female brain. I don't want to say we're smarter,

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01:18:40,160 --> 01:18:43,800
Speaker 1: because obviously this is some dumb ship, but we are

1456
01:18:44,120 --> 01:18:47,360
Speaker 1: thinking in a very layered way. Men are a sheet

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01:18:47,439 --> 01:18:51,920
Speaker 1: cake and women are a meal defoy, which is like

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01:18:52,000 --> 01:18:56,320
Speaker 1: a like like a very layered French pastry with thin layers.

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01:18:57,080 --> 01:18:59,599
Speaker 1: Men are just basic and they just are very like.

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01:19:00,520 --> 01:19:03,240
Speaker 1: They don't they don't think this way. It's manipulate, if

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01:19:03,240 --> 01:19:08,000
Speaker 1: it's crazy, it's sociopathic. But the way we we think

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01:19:08,040 --> 01:19:15,040
Speaker 1: about how you're going to we're very perceptive. We're very emotionally. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I think we are so much of the time. I

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Speaker 1: do think that this man, if he did care for her,

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Speaker 1: which she's trying to test, if he cares for her,

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Speaker 1: he would give a shit about those things, if he

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Speaker 1: would infer those things. She's not off of what human

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Speaker 1: reactions would be if he did care for her still,

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Speaker 1: but because he's it's dependent on that. So she's not

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Speaker 1: wrong if she's if she you know, if he still

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Speaker 1: likes her. It is interesting not to see keep escalating

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Speaker 1: to eventually she's just doing nudes because it's just for

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Speaker 1: him because no one else can see it. And he's

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Speaker 1: just like what I on my Instagram on block like

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Speaker 1: hit everyone you know I went through. I hired some

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Speaker 1: much to comute me on to everyone except one person,

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Speaker 1: and then I started doing full blown nudes to just

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Speaker 1: make that person think I had gone completely fucking insane. Dude,

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Speaker 1: that's so funny. Do it? Oh my god. The only

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Speaker 1: problem that I see I have an idea because there's

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Speaker 1: gonna be maybe and then I would be a problem.

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Speaker 1: But one of them is like the time, well, you

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Speaker 1: would do it in a way that is, it wouldn't

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Speaker 1: get you canceled necessarily. Yes. I want to close with

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Speaker 1: one thing that needs no commentary, but its thought. It

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Speaker 1: was beautiful. This is Stanley. This is from made Me

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Speaker 1: Smile the subreddit, and this is Stanley, the creator of

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Speaker 1: where he says peace everyone, get along, No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: this is about uh, Spider Man's costume, And this is

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Speaker 1: Stan Stanley talking about Spiderman's costume is so cute. The

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Speaker 1: greatest things about Spider Man's outfit his costume was he

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Speaker 1: is completely covered, so any kid could imagine he's Spider

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Speaker 1: Man because no color of the skin shows. He could

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Speaker 1: be black under that, he could be and he could

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Speaker 1: be yellow. We could belong to any race. And that

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Speaker 1: wasn't done purposely. It was done accidentally. But I think

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Speaker 1: it was the best thing we did, making him so

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Speaker 1: that he could beat anybody under that costume. I thought

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Speaker 1: that was so beautiful and I like that he was

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Speaker 1: honest about it wasn't on purpose. I don't I like

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Speaker 1: that too. Thank you guys for listening today. What a

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Speaker 1: good pod. I'm in a good moon now started off

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01:21:24,720 --> 01:21:28,400
Speaker 1: a little hazy. Um. Love you guys, some of your

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01:21:28,439 --> 01:21:34,840
Speaker 1: book rocks. Don't be coo out there. And Jick, no,

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Speaker 1: you can't just you can't just add hey, Spider Man

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Speaker 1: could be anything, and so cann think about it. No,

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Speaker 1: I don't want to just