WEBVTT - Ep 282: Manifesting a Daddy 0:00:02.480 --> 0:00:09.120 Guess what decision we're about to make. Horrible decisions. Hey, guys, 0:00:09.280 --> 0:00:15.200 welcome to yet another motherfucking episode of Horrid Blake. This 0:00:15.320 --> 0:00:18.279 is the or horrible decisions. If you don't have an accent, 0:00:18.400 --> 0:00:21.079 if you don't speak, if you don't speak did I 0:00:21.079 --> 0:00:23.280 don't know what I'm gonna speak after this year? It's 0:00:23.280 --> 0:00:25.680 gonna be a blend. Wait where else where are you going? 0:00:26.520 --> 0:00:28.200 Be honest with you, I don't know. Going to Italy? 0:00:28.280 --> 0:00:30.120 Maybe I'll go to meeting us for a weekend. Okay, 0:00:30.160 --> 0:00:35.240 real quick? How would you say horrible decisions in Italian Italiano? Wait? 0:00:35.320 --> 0:00:36.920 Hold on, let me think about how you asked about that. 0:00:37.000 --> 0:00:45.040 It's so horrible. Oh that was good. That was good. No, 0:00:45.200 --> 0:00:49.479 you do it the same. I can't do it that way. No, okay, wait, 0:00:49.520 --> 0:00:52.199 what's the what's the other countries? Are you going to? Hell? 0:00:52.240 --> 0:00:55.840 Bro after? I keep going? No, where, don't want to hear? 0:00:55.920 --> 0:00:57.720 We gotta do that. I'm gonna go to France you 0:00:57.720 --> 0:01:00.920 already have that? Yes, um, and go to the UK 0:01:01.040 --> 0:01:04.000 for a bait. Now do a little London thing. Horrible 0:01:04.440 --> 0:01:09.600 decisions decisions? How would you do London? I suck at 0:01:09.640 --> 0:01:12.800 a brit accent? Like fun and you go there a lot. 0:01:13.000 --> 0:01:15.240 I've been there quite a few times, but I don't 0:01:15.280 --> 0:01:19.840 be knowing, Hello, are you attracted to it? Like track 0:01:19.959 --> 0:01:25.440 it Toway a British accent, So there's different British accents, right, 0:01:25.480 --> 0:01:28.360 you know. I don't like I don't like the in it. 0:01:28.640 --> 0:01:31.520 I don't like nobody to say any what. I don't 0:01:31.560 --> 0:01:35.440 like that in it ship. This is why I don't 0:01:35.440 --> 0:01:38.920 watch shop Boy. I don't like I'm super good on 0:01:38.959 --> 0:01:41.160 all of that. I don't feel likeze how much. I 0:01:41.200 --> 0:01:42.880 don't like access, and this is why I haven't been 0:01:42.959 --> 0:01:46.880 able to the fuck a fucking soccer player, of fucking 0:01:46.880 --> 0:01:52.040 baseball player, anybody with real money like cool NBA guaranteed 0:01:52.120 --> 0:01:54.800 checks because why I don't NFL players, But the real 0:01:54.920 --> 0:01:58.640 athletes with the big long checks are overseas and I 0:01:58.680 --> 0:02:03.480 can't do the accent. So I like accents because I 0:02:03.520 --> 0:02:05.320 don't know, maybe because I grew up with hearing one 0:02:05.320 --> 0:02:07.600 in the house. I think it's like really attractive, makes 0:02:07.600 --> 0:02:09.680 me feel like they're worldly. And I also don't have 0:02:09.760 --> 0:02:15.160 worldly I don't have very fond opinions of America. Oh, 0:02:15.360 --> 0:02:17.960 I feel like when someone else is from somewhere like 0:02:18.000 --> 0:02:20.360 you can save me. Maybe we can get abortions where 0:02:20.360 --> 0:02:24.640 you're from. I do. I would like to know. I 0:02:24.680 --> 0:02:27.760 gotta ask my homegirl, like what those abortion rights look 0:02:27.840 --> 0:02:31.040 like in London. I mean, I know Ireland, like it 0:02:31.160 --> 0:02:34.680 just became okay something like that. Look, I don't know, 0:02:34.720 --> 0:02:36.000 but I know we gotta get the funk up out 0:02:36.040 --> 0:02:38.919 of here because this sucking Handmaid's Tale. And so that's 0:02:38.960 --> 0:02:41.359 where we're at. Ye, it's for sure, you know, bro, 0:02:41.400 --> 0:02:43.800 if they have enough Blackxicans. You know, I love going 0:02:43.840 --> 0:02:47.920 to Mexico. I can move there easy, a little Mexico 0:02:48.040 --> 0:02:51.160 city lived between there, and maybe like you know, get 0:02:51.200 --> 0:02:56.720 a little second home in to loom because sell them. 0:02:56.800 --> 0:03:00.160 I made it that. Yeah, I don't know. I um, 0:03:00.200 --> 0:03:06.240 I am looking so in therapy, the conversation was the 0:03:06.280 --> 0:03:09.160 same way I schedule everything for work, I should schedule 0:03:09.680 --> 0:03:12.040 my trips. So I know you've you've been planning this 0:03:12.600 --> 0:03:16.720 UM in Europe and I'm just like, okay. So I'm thinking, 0:03:16.760 --> 0:03:20.600 I know Medina's going to South Africa for UM New 0:03:20.680 --> 0:03:24.880 Year's and I love, but I kind of want to 0:03:24.880 --> 0:03:26.440 go to Ghana and normally they have what is it 0:03:26.520 --> 0:03:29.839 affronation or and so I kind of want to go there, 0:03:29.840 --> 0:03:33.280 and I know it'll be expensive, but the idea of 0:03:33.360 --> 0:03:38.960 having relaxation, Like even right now, I'm actually so glad. 0:03:39.000 --> 0:03:40.920 I was. I was about to call to Snick over 0:03:40.960 --> 0:03:43.680 to fuck me, and my period came on like eight 0:03:43.760 --> 0:03:48.080 days early, and so I was really really happy that 0:03:48.200 --> 0:03:49.600 I didn't call him to come over because then I 0:03:49.640 --> 0:03:51.640 want to have had to cancel. But then this other 0:03:51.720 --> 0:03:54.960 nig is coming into town. And he's coming into town, 0:03:55.000 --> 0:03:57.920 and what's the time you can do between dicks? Why 0:03:57.920 --> 0:04:00.240 I can hold you, but I'm still going out? What time? No? 0:04:00.840 --> 0:04:05.120 This this cou she is you need a little bit more, 0:04:06.320 --> 0:04:08.440 I'll just be busy. I mean a little I mean 0:04:08.440 --> 0:04:10.280 a little bit mobile if you want to. You had 0:04:10.280 --> 0:04:12.520 the chance to fun two niggas, You've only got two days. 0:04:12.560 --> 0:04:16.360 I've done that before, like like like there was a 0:04:16.440 --> 0:04:19.279 problem and he doesn't know this, but whatever, I don't 0:04:19.560 --> 0:04:22.279 care about that nigga. I sucked a celebrity name. I 0:04:22.279 --> 0:04:24.640 think I told you I fu a celebrity nigga rapper 0:04:24.720 --> 0:04:28.320 that I never felt before a celebrity nigga rapper. Should 0:04:28.320 --> 0:04:30.520 I should say that? Right? Well, I don't have to 0:04:30.520 --> 0:04:34.360 say that. No, it wasn't Eminem, wasn't Jack Cartlaw, Okay, 0:04:34.520 --> 0:04:36.880 but I this nig could have been a surprise nigga, 0:04:36.920 --> 0:04:42.599 Like Logic it was. That's my assistant jokes says that 0:04:42.600 --> 0:04:46.040 that man, that man right there, and I know we're 0:04:46.080 --> 0:04:48.680 by racials. I just don't. I don't know if I 0:04:48.720 --> 0:04:51.760 believe it. I saw the documentary, but I don't know 0:04:52.000 --> 0:04:54.880 the documentary. He got a whole little like series on 0:04:54.920 --> 0:04:58.719 YouTube about his life, so everything it's not the mama, 0:05:00.080 --> 0:05:03.640 I don't know. Well, damn, I don't only know I'm 0:05:03.680 --> 0:05:05.880 really black because you know we're looking at him. I 0:05:05.960 --> 0:05:07.960 know y'all are looking at me as well. And so 0:05:08.040 --> 0:05:10.599 if y'all make question my blackness because of my wide 0:05:10.640 --> 0:05:13.520 ass mom that's been on this pod. No, my daddy 0:05:13.560 --> 0:05:18.320 didn't want to pay more child, he done so Buch, 0:05:18.400 --> 0:05:21.159 I know my daddy what I'm saying. And Logic also 0:05:21.279 --> 0:05:24.479 doesn't say nigga and the way he doesn't know, and 0:05:24.480 --> 0:05:26.080 I think it's because one he doesn't give a name. 0:05:26.080 --> 0:05:28.680 I don't think he knows. I don't think you know 0:05:28.800 --> 0:05:31.880 what's daddy is. That might be what it is, because 0:05:31.920 --> 0:05:35.640 like nigga is that to me? Like when they're like 0:05:35.680 --> 0:05:38.279 they could be giving Blake Griffin something like that. You 0:05:38.279 --> 0:05:40.040 know what I'm saying, but he don't even give that. 0:05:40.200 --> 0:05:42.360 I ain't gonna hold you. I don't trust Gingers is 0:05:42.560 --> 0:05:48.760 by racials. Gingers Ginger, Oh, I don't know. I've seen 0:05:48.760 --> 0:05:51.240 black people with hair like that, you know, especially with 0:05:51.279 --> 0:05:56.159 the freckles and ship. Maybe haven't no Blake Griffins and nigga. 0:05:56.200 --> 0:05:59.520 He's a light skinned nigga like myself. But nonetheless, well 0:05:59.560 --> 0:06:01.920 if I were, you've seen him around white women though, yeah, yes, 0:06:03.720 --> 0:06:07.320 one black girl he sucked though none. I do know 0:06:07.360 --> 0:06:11.120 one and she's brown skin. But other than that, I've 0:06:11.279 --> 0:06:13.720 seen him with white women. You know what, Maybe you 0:06:13.800 --> 0:06:16.440 go for what you know. That's actually when I know 0:06:17.440 --> 0:06:21.760 a nigga fuck white bitches. Bro. If you an athlete 0:06:22.360 --> 0:06:26.280 and I know no bitches there fucked you, it's because 0:06:26.320 --> 0:06:31.080 you don't fuck. Who's the guy I like with the earring? Uh? Butler, 0:06:31.360 --> 0:06:34.320 he definitely white girl. But that's what I'm saying, Like, wait, 0:06:34.320 --> 0:06:36.080 did you even see the pictures? Well he turned off 0:06:36.080 --> 0:06:41.720 his comments. Uh, jailis j Ellis. Can I be honest? Uh? 0:06:42.800 --> 0:06:45.240 Can I tell him? On the flight back from Mexico, 0:06:45.200 --> 0:06:49.520 how can we be honest about interracial Okay, okay, so 0:06:49.600 --> 0:06:51.760 go ahead, let's talk about it. So did I tell 0:06:51.760 --> 0:06:54.000 you how I saw him? We never talked about you 0:06:54.080 --> 0:06:57.119 seeing j Ellis on a flight, no ever. Okay, probably 0:06:57.120 --> 0:06:59.680 because I was talking about the moment, but also I 0:07:00.040 --> 0:07:02.479 didn't have and I think I also didn't talk to 0:07:02.480 --> 0:07:04.760 it about it because of the proximity of us being 0:07:04.800 --> 0:07:08.720 friends with Sharonis and like whatever. Yes, I talked to 0:07:08.720 --> 0:07:13.000 you about black men dating white women. So something happened 0:07:13.680 --> 0:07:15.560 on this flight. And this was the birthday trip I had. 0:07:15.600 --> 0:07:18.720 I was coming back. I recognized him. I don't know 0:07:18.760 --> 0:07:20.640 if he knows who I am, but we locked eyes, 0:07:20.720 --> 0:07:22.440 and I know he wasn't checking for me. He was 0:07:22.480 --> 0:07:24.679 with his his girl and his kid. But I wonder 0:07:24.720 --> 0:07:27.320 if he was like girl, Oh, yes he does, because 0:07:27.960 --> 0:07:31.200 remember when he reposted the video about his and it 0:07:31.360 --> 0:07:34.440 was a fun merrier kill. Wait did he repost that? Yes? 0:07:35.080 --> 0:07:37.760 And so everyone was tagging me in the Sharoni's one. 0:07:37.760 --> 0:07:39.800 So there's because we do look alike when they morphed 0:07:39.840 --> 0:07:42.520 our face. But anyway, when they made Sharona look like 0:07:42.560 --> 0:07:45.400 a bit, he looked like me. So long story short, 0:07:45.480 --> 0:07:49.400 something was going on where they were kind of like 0:07:49.520 --> 0:07:51.520 being really rude to his girl and he was like 0:07:51.720 --> 0:07:53.600 blacking on him. I think he was with his mother too. 0:07:53.640 --> 0:07:56.560 He was going off and not to tell his business rightfully, 0:07:56.600 --> 0:07:59.120 so he was defending her and he was like, she's 0:07:59.160 --> 0:08:01.520 with my child, that dada, and like kind of went off. 0:08:02.320 --> 0:08:06.120 And then we got on the plane. Uh, everybody was 0:08:06.120 --> 0:08:11.640 sitting in first so anyway, no, but I remember he 0:08:11.760 --> 0:08:13.360 made his wife and his daughter go on the plane 0:08:13.360 --> 0:08:14.560 while he took care of what he had to take 0:08:14.600 --> 0:08:17.600 care of. And when he got on the plane, you know, 0:08:18.000 --> 0:08:20.480 I just kept looking and staring and I was like wow, 0:08:20.520 --> 0:08:24.040 like really came to the defense of his woman. And 0:08:24.080 --> 0:08:27.640 I was like kind of thinking to myself, like, you know, 0:08:28.200 --> 0:08:31.280 I wonder what it's like when you go off like that, 0:08:31.320 --> 0:08:33.160 because black people always want to be careful when they 0:08:33.160 --> 0:08:35.320 go off. You're already famous, you're a tall black man, 0:08:35.559 --> 0:08:38.120 you're you're in first class, and the wife is white, 0:08:38.160 --> 0:08:40.680 and you still get treated bad. It was Mexico, But 0:08:41.280 --> 0:08:43.880 I wonder, like, does that make you feel more This 0:08:43.920 --> 0:08:45.160 was in my head the whole time we were flying 0:08:45.200 --> 0:08:47.199 back to l A. Bro. Does this make you feel 0:08:47.240 --> 0:08:50.800 more comfortable? Because you're like, well, there's the white person here, 0:08:51.080 --> 0:08:53.400 because I don't know when black couples go off. Like 0:08:53.679 --> 0:08:55.520 you know what I'm saying, You're already both so conscious 0:08:55.600 --> 0:08:59.400 of it. And I remember thinking about that and also 0:08:59.480 --> 0:09:01.560 also thinking he was very attractive that he came to 0:09:01.600 --> 0:09:04.680 her defense. And I wasn't judging him for being with 0:09:04.679 --> 0:09:06.280 a white woman because we all have known about it 0:09:06.280 --> 0:09:09.000 for whatever amount of time. But when I saw that 0:09:09.040 --> 0:09:12.120 he turned off the comments, I actually felt bad because 0:09:12.120 --> 0:09:14.680 it's like, damn, this is the mother of my kid. 0:09:15.320 --> 0:09:18.400 We've been together for however long, and I actually have 0:09:18.480 --> 0:09:21.520 to turn them off because it'll ruin my fucking day, 0:09:22.080 --> 0:09:24.160 like the love that I have with this person, and 0:09:24.200 --> 0:09:26.640 it's like I can't enjoy ship because y'all are just 0:09:26.640 --> 0:09:28.800 gonna go off on me. And it's like almost kind 0:09:28.800 --> 0:09:30.840 of gross, Like he turned the comments off, and then 0:09:30.840 --> 0:09:33.800 people found other ways to go off on him, like 0:09:34.120 --> 0:09:37.520 through his other photos, and I thought that was bad. 0:09:37.760 --> 0:09:39.319 I mean, I thought it was his tight sh it 0:09:39.400 --> 0:09:41.080 on Twitter like a normal person. To me, it was, 0:09:41.240 --> 0:09:43.320 I mean, they were talking ship. I'm glad he liked 0:09:43.400 --> 0:09:47.560 put his comments off, but I guess then I'll ask 0:09:47.600 --> 0:09:51.520 you this in terms of you realizing him seeing himself 0:09:51.600 --> 0:09:54.719 as a black man in that situation and that he 0:09:54.800 --> 0:09:57.480 still got treated how he got treated x y Z 0:09:58.640 --> 0:10:00.720 how the conversation that wanted to bring up with us 0:10:00.760 --> 0:10:04.440 being even by racial So I'm not sure if you're 0:10:04.520 --> 0:10:10.599 you're you're aware, But alc Uh is now engaged to 0:10:10.679 --> 0:10:13.840 a white man. So is the new Supreme Court justice, 0:10:14.800 --> 0:10:20.800 So is Kamala Harris. So a lot of the black 0:10:20.840 --> 0:10:25.840 women in very prominent positions. Um, we even see Eve now, 0:10:25.960 --> 0:10:28.280 who is one of our rap queens. I don't think 0:10:28.360 --> 0:10:31.280 you've counts. Eve was one of the first rappers that like, 0:10:31.320 --> 0:10:34.920 even before training, the accounts is like these are these 0:10:34.960 --> 0:10:42.480 are prominent dominent women, but we believe speak for us 0:10:42.520 --> 0:10:46.600 that are black voices for us, but date white men. 0:10:47.000 --> 0:10:49.760 So I would like to know then if you feel 0:10:49.760 --> 0:10:52.000 like they feel the same way as black women. I 0:10:52.040 --> 0:10:55.600 would say two things. One, the Obama's are an amazing 0:10:55.640 --> 0:10:58.800 example of what black loves look looks like because you 0:10:58.880 --> 0:11:02.160 have a mixed president who was with a black woman 0:11:02.280 --> 0:11:06.400 black babies like they were a great example. However, I 0:11:06.440 --> 0:11:08.800 always say this, a lot of people meet from work. 0:11:09.280 --> 0:11:13.439 I would be curious to know if AOC and all 0:11:13.480 --> 0:11:14.880 of these other women you names, I don't remember. You 0:11:14.920 --> 0:11:19.920 just said, but if they met politics, did Kamala meet 0:11:20.000 --> 0:11:24.480 her man in at work in politics? Because man happens. 0:11:24.880 --> 0:11:29.480 Ain't a lot of niggas there, Okay, okay, badly they're 0:11:29.559 --> 0:11:33.000 slim pickings if there's only five black men when you 0:11:33.120 --> 0:11:37.080 fucking go to You know what I'm saying that whatever 0:11:37.120 --> 0:11:40.120 Senate hearings or should they got going on, I don't 0:11:40.160 --> 0:11:43.040 know what. I remember she was an attorney, right, yeah, 0:11:43.320 --> 0:11:46.760 maybe you're I don't know. Yeah, I just know that 0:11:46.880 --> 0:11:49.920 like in terms of us talking about this, I know 0:11:49.960 --> 0:11:52.559 we don't like to see or and I wouldn't say 0:11:52.559 --> 0:11:57.520 we I'm talking social media has an issue with athletes 0:11:57.559 --> 0:12:03.280 and all these people. These problem it black successful celebrities 0:12:03.360 --> 0:12:06.880 dating white women. The lot a lot of the black 0:12:06.920 --> 0:12:08.640 women though, date white men. And we don't see the 0:12:08.679 --> 0:12:10.560 same thing, even Serena Williams and I know you said, 0:12:11.440 --> 0:12:13.880 we don't say the same thing is because we know 0:12:14.040 --> 0:12:16.840 that black men are normally the ones that are going 0:12:16.880 --> 0:12:19.080 against the grain four black women and making us feel 0:12:19.160 --> 0:12:21.680 like we don't have a choice. So it's like, you 0:12:21.720 --> 0:12:24.000 know what I'm saying, Like I think That's probably why 0:12:24.160 --> 0:12:25.839 when everybody's like, well, why what are you gonna say 0:12:25.840 --> 0:12:28.640 to Serena, and especially her she's with that goofy looking 0:12:28.640 --> 0:12:31.000 white niggers. Oh no, I just looked at all these men. 0:12:31.200 --> 0:12:34.520 They're not great looking. One is a ginger. Now, Christina Miliat, 0:12:34.760 --> 0:12:37.520 she gotta fine white man, you know, Cassie's white man 0:12:37.600 --> 0:12:40.520 actually is a good looking good that's a good looking 0:12:40.520 --> 0:12:42.840 white man. And then I did think that Jason Momo 0:12:43.040 --> 0:12:44.880 was white. So I hated how much I listed frame 0:12:44.920 --> 0:12:49.200 over here. By the way. I just saw another movie recently. 0:12:49.240 --> 0:12:51.280 I was on the plane and I watched this movie 0:12:51.280 --> 0:12:54.640 called Ambulance. I know we talked about Ambulance and all 0:12:54.679 --> 0:13:00.120 that ship. But Jake Jilla Hall, he's a cutie. I 0:13:00.160 --> 0:13:02.319 ain't gonna hold you, even though he got something that 0:13:02.440 --> 0:13:05.840 he flirted me years. No, you did not tell me 0:13:05.920 --> 0:13:08.480 Jake Jila Hall farted with she. He just looked at me, 0:13:08.559 --> 0:13:10.560 I think, But that's not is that flirting now? But 0:13:10.640 --> 0:13:14.480 like it was a look, I ain't gonna hold your jail. 0:13:14.559 --> 0:13:17.880 And I know we talked about it because I said 0:13:17.880 --> 0:13:21.400 his name correct. That was something else. No, it wasn't 0:13:21.400 --> 0:13:23.760 the flurry store too I know you like Block Goods 0:13:23.800 --> 0:13:25.760 with Jake Jilling haabitch. He was walking his dog in 0:13:25.800 --> 0:13:28.560 the Lauri east Side. I like that one. I'll be 0:13:28.600 --> 0:13:32.360 seeing him and I see um David Swimmer Ross from Friends. 0:13:33.520 --> 0:13:36.439 That's the one with the brown here the brunette. Ros 0:13:37.120 --> 0:13:40.080 never heard a man being called a brunett, right, Why 0:13:40.240 --> 0:13:42.839 when you're a white man, you're a blogger brunette? What 0:13:42.880 --> 0:13:47.320 the fund are you talking about? Niggas is giving the 0:13:47.440 --> 0:13:52.240 a like Latina? Wait? Is he Latina? Know? Like how 0:13:52.280 --> 0:13:55.680 yours are feminine? Laying? Latina means woman. I think the 0:13:56.080 --> 0:14:02.679 in brunette. Oh yeah no. Um. Well, in terms of 0:14:03.000 --> 0:14:06.920 this week's episode, guys, we are doing a full home 0:14:07.000 --> 0:14:10.040 mal segment. But I didn't have a vanilla ship. But 0:14:10.080 --> 0:14:13.760 now I just wanted to bring it up, um because 0:14:13.760 --> 0:14:16.560 it was kind of shocking for me. And while we 0:14:16.559 --> 0:14:21.640 were talking about Latina's latinos and everything happening, um, I 0:14:21.680 --> 0:14:24.720 wanted to bring up something that is still ongoing. So 0:14:24.760 --> 0:14:27.960 these are alleged accusations, but I wanted to know if 0:14:28.000 --> 0:14:32.520 you heard what happened with Ricky Martin. I don't know 0:14:32.560 --> 0:14:35.520 the details. So Ricky Marrion was served with a restraining 0:14:35.640 --> 0:14:39.920 order over allegations that his nephew has come forward and 0:14:39.960 --> 0:14:42.880 said that they were Apparently he was living Levita Loca 0:14:42.920 --> 0:14:48.240 and some bussy. The nephew, I believe, is like now 0:14:48.280 --> 0:14:51.120 in his twenties. Um, I'm gonna click on this. Ricky 0:14:51.200 --> 0:14:55.240 right have been arrested, right. I just know there's now 0:14:55.360 --> 0:14:58.600 like ship being I went to this like really elaborate 0:14:58.600 --> 0:15:00.880 dinner and everybody was like, kind of talk about current events, 0:15:01.200 --> 0:15:07.600 and but excuse me, how do you eat thirteen courses? 0:15:07.680 --> 0:15:10.000 You didn't fuck that night at all. There's no one 0:15:10.040 --> 0:15:12.360 to fun. There's no way you also fun after course 0:15:12.520 --> 0:15:16.040 next in Chicago, eleven courses to desserts. But long story short, 0:15:16.040 --> 0:15:19.320 everybody starts talking about current events. I think it starts 0:15:19.520 --> 0:15:22.240 talking about Ricky Marty. It's like y'all heard about Ricky Martin. 0:15:22.400 --> 0:15:25.280 Two people like I'm eating. Do you know what's crazy? 0:15:25.360 --> 0:15:27.520 This might be why I like gay four now. My 0:15:27.560 --> 0:15:30.280 mama used to be obsessed with Ricky Martin growing up, 0:15:30.560 --> 0:15:33.640 and I'm like, moms, of course you love a gay man. 0:15:34.120 --> 0:15:39.360 Like no, no, he was fine. I'm sorry, I don't 0:15:39.360 --> 0:15:42.280 know what none of this day, what I would want 0:15:42.280 --> 0:15:44.360 to do with him but you want you want to 0:15:44.720 --> 0:15:46.960 who didn't want to sun him in that living video. 0:15:47.000 --> 0:15:50.240 I never wanted to funk Ricky Martin. Okay, bitch at 0:15:50.240 --> 0:15:52.360 that time, I wanted to suck a little bout. Wow. Well, 0:15:52.440 --> 0:15:56.800 nearly also has good bussy. But according to this videogame, 0:15:57.120 --> 0:16:01.480 Ricky Martin was top tier and he put Arica Puto, 0:16:02.040 --> 0:16:08.880 Puerto Rican, Puerto Rican d LaVita Loca come out. So 0:16:09.160 --> 0:16:12.120 his bitchy look. By the way, his nephew right now 0:16:12.240 --> 0:16:17.520 is currently twenty one years old. Um, which is that's sick, 0:16:18.000 --> 0:16:23.240 which means and Ricky Martin is currently fifty. So it 0:16:23.440 --> 0:16:29.800 is an alleged domestic violence allegation that has brought about 0:16:29.920 --> 0:16:35.080 from them allegedly having a relationship. I ain't gonna hold 0:16:35.080 --> 0:16:38.120 you never wanted it, maybe because I was. He does 0:16:38.120 --> 0:16:40.040 look kind of gay. Can I get the year this 0:16:40.120 --> 0:16:42.680 came out? When you live in LaVita Loca drop, I 0:16:42.680 --> 0:16:45.160 had to be an elementary. I don't think I was 0:16:45.160 --> 0:16:50.000 thinking about a second day when living first time, I 0:16:50.080 --> 0:16:52.800 was like, I don't know how to speak Spanish Loca. 0:16:53.320 --> 0:16:56.880 Here's the thing about what makes this Ricky Martin, which 0:16:56.920 --> 0:16:58.520 I was eight or nine years old. I wasn't thinking 0:16:58.560 --> 0:17:01.080 of sucking. I still thought he was high. Did you 0:17:01.120 --> 0:17:03.560 want to Did you think of sex with Ricky Martin 0:17:03.560 --> 0:17:04.959 at eight or and n I know no, When at 0:17:05.000 --> 0:17:07.800 that age I remember thinking about making out. You wanted 0:17:07.840 --> 0:17:09.439 to make out with Ricky Martin? I don't know it 0:17:09.520 --> 0:17:12.800 was him, Like I said, the long haired nigger from Hanson, Taylor, 0:17:12.840 --> 0:17:15.240 I think his name was. You liked white men back then. 0:17:15.680 --> 0:17:19.040 I like black boys, dude, as soon as just as 0:17:19.280 --> 0:17:23.520 as Justin Timberlake got with um Britney Spears, I said, 0:17:23.560 --> 0:17:25.840 this is in my realm, and I stopped liking white 0:17:25.880 --> 0:17:30.120 men ever since. Justin Timberlake. I took all his posters 0:17:30.119 --> 0:17:32.840 off my wall, took Brittany off my motherfucking wall too. 0:17:33.359 --> 0:17:35.560 That was when I knew they don't like me and 0:17:35.600 --> 0:17:39.920 I'm good. When he got with fucking blond haired as 0:17:39.960 --> 0:17:42.480 Britney Spears, I said that they had to be together. 0:17:43.480 --> 0:17:48.159 It's like Beyonce and jay Z. There was you lying 0:17:48.600 --> 0:17:54.080 because we all thought Beyonce deserves someone better looking. Okay, 0:17:54.160 --> 0:17:56.560 but they thought she would Now it makes sense that 0:17:56.720 --> 0:17:59.199 Beyonce with jay Z. When Beyonce got with jay Z, 0:17:59.320 --> 0:18:02.679 we were like, how that was really a sad sorry behive, 0:18:02.920 --> 0:18:05.560 don't come she was a lesbian? Who could she have 0:18:05.680 --> 0:18:08.600 ended up with? Oh? If she was a lesbian, you 0:18:08.600 --> 0:18:10.720 know who I think she should have ended up with, 0:18:11.280 --> 0:18:13.640 being the heir that she grew up with. I won't 0:18:13.640 --> 0:18:16.280 say Eliah. They had chemistry. That can't say carry Hilson 0:18:16.320 --> 0:18:18.960 because carry Hilson be getting dragged. They say that carry 0:18:19.040 --> 0:18:23.240 Hilson camp. You know they they had some sort of 0:18:23.240 --> 0:18:26.600 thing I would have loved, especially because I think she 0:18:26.320 --> 0:18:32.159 was she was nissy. I don't know about Missy why not? 0:18:32.640 --> 0:18:37.159 That's like loyal royalty Beyonce and Missy Elliott? Are you do? 0:18:37.160 --> 0:18:39.400 You know who I would have liked to see no 0:18:39.680 --> 0:18:46.640 bitch Brad with motherfucking Beyonce, because I just know hers 0:18:46.680 --> 0:18:50.760 trap game is fine over and she looks good in 0:18:50.880 --> 0:18:53.520 terms of royalty. Yes, let's go ahead and put her 0:18:53.560 --> 0:18:59.840 with a Queen Latifa. But Queen Landiva be pressing her 0:18:59.840 --> 0:19:03.280 hair out that it all. It's with them braces. I 0:19:03.280 --> 0:19:05.160 ain't gonna suck you, I would say, I ain't gonna 0:19:05.200 --> 0:19:07.920 suck you. I know I ain't gonna. I ain't gonna 0:19:07.960 --> 0:19:11.880 hold you. I think I would fund Queen Lasifah yeah, 0:19:11.920 --> 0:19:13.359 you know what would you would you? Would you fuck 0:19:13.440 --> 0:19:18.040 Queen Latifa broke? Yeah, But I was just gonna say 0:19:18.440 --> 0:19:20.399 I did I have this on the podcast we were 0:19:20.400 --> 0:19:24.360 talking about sucking Oprah you over. So we were out 0:19:24.359 --> 0:19:28.080 to eat and where were We were at Holloway House 0:19:28.119 --> 0:19:31.240 in l A, chilling my friends and this old dude 0:19:31.240 --> 0:19:33.280 walks by, but he looked super rich. And I was 0:19:33.320 --> 0:19:35.720 with a bunch of friends and the dude looked at me, 0:19:35.880 --> 0:19:38.160 just directly looked at me. It was all black people 0:19:38.880 --> 0:19:41.280 and older white guy. I wasn't bad looking, but then 0:19:41.400 --> 0:19:43.080 he like kept looking at me, and they were like, 0:19:43.119 --> 0:19:45.679 God damn, go get your next sugar daddy. And I 0:19:45.760 --> 0:19:48.000 was like, yo, y'all tell me you wouldn't suck somebody 0:19:48.119 --> 0:19:50.800 rich rich? And then we started getting in the conversation 0:19:51.000 --> 0:19:54.600 Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk whatever, and I'm like, who would 0:19:54.600 --> 0:19:57.000 be y'all's and they were like Oprah bro down in 0:19:57.000 --> 0:20:00.199 the middle. After table said they would sup for the 0:20:00.240 --> 0:20:02.679 table said they would, the other half said they couldn't 0:20:02.720 --> 0:20:06.200 be a steadman. I think I want a stateman now 0:20:06.440 --> 0:20:11.440 I would. I ain't gonna hold you. Could I eat 0:20:11.440 --> 0:20:15.560 Oprah's pussy? Get the funk out of here. I would like, 0:20:15.600 --> 0:20:19.439 I'm gonna eats in the mall Deeves for money? Or 0:20:19.440 --> 0:20:22.000 would you would you eat her pussy for Would you 0:20:22.040 --> 0:20:24.120 eat her pussy for free? Is what I'm saying. No, 0:20:24.160 --> 0:20:26.920 but queenland teep As I would, okay, but Oprah's would 0:20:26.960 --> 0:20:29.480 you eat her pussy for free? No? But that's the conversation. 0:20:29.520 --> 0:20:31.480 It's like, Okay, if I would sucking Jeff Bezoz or 0:20:31.560 --> 0:20:33.840 Elon Musk, who I wouldn't suck for free? Would I 0:20:33.920 --> 0:20:39.040 sucking Oprah? Yes? Okay, I'm trying to think of another 0:20:39.760 --> 0:20:47.120 Frish woman that's like, whoopee, bitches, you eating whoops pussy? Yeah? 0:20:47.320 --> 0:20:50.399 You thought way too hard. You're not eating Whoopie's pussy 0:20:50.600 --> 0:20:53.639 because you know what it is. Whoopy Just be I 0:20:53.680 --> 0:20:56.480 don't know. I feel like, whoop, whoop, Whoopy is the 0:20:56.480 --> 0:21:01.720 black voice that I appreciate. Bitch, fuck you thought? What 0:21:01.760 --> 0:21:05.639 about Gail Nickas? Hey, Gail, remember how Snoop talk you 0:21:05.760 --> 0:21:08.679 out of pocket for that? All right? Gil? Did you 0:21:08.720 --> 0:21:10.960 see the video of I think it was Gail and 0:21:10.960 --> 0:21:14.040 Opere in their kitchen and they're sitting here cooking and 0:21:14.119 --> 0:21:16.320 trying to make us believe that they cook any of 0:21:16.359 --> 0:21:19.159 their own foods. And bitch, all you heard was the 0:21:19.280 --> 0:21:21.560 tik tik tik tik tik tik tik. Bitch, they didn't 0:21:21.560 --> 0:21:24.800 know that the stove. Like, all you heard was the 0:21:24.840 --> 0:21:28.200 tik tik tik of the gas hitting the stove. I'm like, bitch, 0:21:28.280 --> 0:21:30.000 you wine all of us. We know y'all don't cook 0:21:30.000 --> 0:21:33.479 in this motherfucking kitchen. Motherfucker's I really do believe rich 0:21:33.560 --> 0:21:36.520 black people cook from time to time. I think you 0:21:36.640 --> 0:21:44.520 mission season. Did you watch the j low Um documentary 0:21:44.520 --> 0:21:46.840 on Netflix? I didn't. I need to watch. She cooks 0:21:46.880 --> 0:21:50.359 a little bit. I don't believe that. I don't believe 0:21:50.400 --> 0:21:57.639 she was she cooked the PENNI what did she cook? What? What? 0:21:57.920 --> 0:22:00.560 It's a better me? Why don't you? Bitch? I lived 0:22:00.560 --> 0:22:03.280 in the Bronx, Bitch, I ain't gonna hold you had 0:22:03.320 --> 0:22:09.680 a roommate that was Dominican, went to some restaurants, bad me, bitch. 0:22:09.840 --> 0:22:11.840 I know y'all heard the accents earlier. Bitch. I know 0:22:11.880 --> 0:22:14.000 how to say bad meat because that's what I like. 0:22:14.119 --> 0:22:15.560 And I know I've been dating a Muslin for the 0:22:15.640 --> 0:22:19.640 last motherfucking two years. That mean this year I want 0:22:19.680 --> 0:22:23.480