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Speaker 1: double your money, double your pleasure. But yeah, I mean,

425
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Speaker 1: if somebody offered me an amazing television job and like

426
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Speaker 1: a five year contract for dunculous money where I wouldn't

427
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Speaker 1: really have to work for years after that. Why would

428
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Speaker 1: I not do it? Yeah? I love radio though, I

429
00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:19,400
Speaker 1: feel like a better at radio than anything. But but

430
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Speaker 1: you know, so what, Yeah, but radio prepares you too

431
00:24:21,640 --> 00:24:25,320
Speaker 1: for television because in radio you're always doing shipped by yourself,

432
00:24:25,560 --> 00:24:28,720
Speaker 1: or in television you'd have like five six seven producers.

433
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Speaker 1: You'd have a makeup artist, you'd have someone do in

434
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Speaker 1: your hair, you have someone dressed you like, you'd have

435
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Speaker 1: all that stuff, like your fingertips. So yeah, but it

436
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Speaker 1: was an adjustment, like because I am used to doing

437
00:24:37,840 --> 00:24:40,199
Speaker 1: a lot of things really by myself. The content on

438
00:24:40,240 --> 00:24:42,280
Speaker 1: the show is all put together by by me U

439
00:24:42,720 --> 00:24:45,480
Speaker 1: unless it's not. Uh, and then then the problem when

440
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Speaker 1: you go to television. You got all these production meetings

441
00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:50,600
Speaker 1: and you've got every block is planned out, the block,

442
00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:53,000
Speaker 1: the B block, the C block, the D block. You're like,

443
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:55,120
Speaker 1: oh my god, there's too many blocks. You know. Sometimes

444
00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:58,640
Speaker 1: we'll plan out like we have certain bits that we do,

445
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Speaker 1: but there's open segments where just fill it with random,

446
00:25:01,920 --> 00:25:04,520
Speaker 1: random stuff whatever comes into her head. Matt in Rochester,

447
00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:06,480
Speaker 1: New York, right since says, if you guys were to

448
00:25:06,520 --> 00:25:09,520
Speaker 1: skip a day of healthy eating. What would your go

449
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Speaker 1: to be for an unhealthy breakfast, lunch, and dinner? All right,

450
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Speaker 1: So breakfast, I would have like a nice French toast,

451
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Speaker 1: a stack a mile high of pancakes. I'd have those

452
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Speaker 1: breakfast biscuits with the gravy. I'd have some of those.

453
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Speaker 1: I'm going all carb all the time there, Uh maybe

454
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Speaker 1: a little turkey bacon or something like that. I'd have that. Uh. Lunch,

455
00:25:31,640 --> 00:25:37,040
Speaker 1: Philly cheese steak, Philadelphia Philly cheese steak with the pro bolone.

456
00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:41,040
Speaker 1: I do that nice big fat pretzel also from Philadelphia,

457
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Speaker 1: just the kind that Fats sent in the in the

458
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Speaker 1: mail a few months back. And then for dinner I

459
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Speaker 1: would have I would I mean, I think a big

460
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Speaker 1: plate of of chicken, fingers and fries piled to the heavens,

461
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Speaker 1: piled to heavens. And then aside, i'd have a grilled

462
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Speaker 1: not a grilled I'd have a barbecued burger, triple stack

463
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Speaker 1: cheeseburger with the onions, the cheese on top, there, the garlic,

464
00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:06,679
Speaker 1: all that, and then I also finish it off a

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Speaker 1: three course meal. I'd have the mallard pizza oversized pizza

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Speaker 1: pie thick crust, garlic, onion, bell pepper. Uh and uh

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Speaker 1: and I do that? What about Uh? If we're going,

468
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Speaker 1: no worry about the diet. I'm going breakfast. It has

469
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Speaker 1: to be a giant breakfast burrito, bacon, sausage, hash browns,

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Speaker 1: no sausa. I'd be chasing that either with a mimosa

471
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Speaker 1: or with a bloody Marry Um breakfast. From that, I

472
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Speaker 1: go to lunch. Lunch I'm definitely doing. I'm definitely doing

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Speaker 1: a pizza. I'm doing like deep dish meat lovers or

474
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Speaker 1: thin crusts, one of those nature's but definitely doing pizza

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Speaker 1: at twelve o'clock, one o'clock. And then for dinner, I'm

476
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Speaker 1: gonna go out the reservation here. I'm gonna go like

477
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Speaker 1: a nicety Tomahawks stick medium done. Men, you gotta burn

478
00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:10,879
Speaker 1: that mashed potatoes side of noki. Uh. Probably some some

479
00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:14,600
Speaker 1: sweet potato fries. I chase that bit with a scotch.

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Speaker 1: And then I would definitely have like I don't know,

481
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Speaker 1: like cranbrule or like some kind of like chocolate ice

482
00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:27,200
Speaker 1: cream cake, like some kind of awesome dessert. But yeah,

483
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Speaker 1: that's how I'm done. You're done. I don't know. I'm

484
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Speaker 1: kind of hungry. Yeah. Uh, let's see. Jason in our

485
00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:37,320
Speaker 1: Rocky Mountain, Virginia says, I was wondering your opinions on

486
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Speaker 1: if the NFL should try to do a bubble situation

487
00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:43,119
Speaker 1: like the NBA and the NHL, or do you think

488
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Speaker 1: the NFL players can be disciplined enough to do it

489
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Speaker 1: like um baseball? Well, Jason, do I think the NFL

490
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Speaker 1: players are going to be able to handle it? No?

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Speaker 1: Of course not, because you're talking about se players. Plus

492
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Speaker 1: in the NFL baseball they don't have as many players

493
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Speaker 1: as the NFL does. And the only difference with the

494
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Speaker 1: NFL is the road trips are not like baseball where

495
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Speaker 1: you're on the road for a week and you're you've

496
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Speaker 1: got a lot of downtime to leave the hotel. Now

497
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Speaker 1: they bann you from leaving the hotel and you get

498
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Speaker 1: called out for that and could be suspended. Different in football,

499
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Speaker 1: especially with the teams that are all bunched up on

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Speaker 1: the East Coast. They're talking about having teams fly out

501
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Speaker 1: on a Sunday morning and play that afternoon. Uh, And

502
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Speaker 1: so that limits the amount of time you would have

503
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Speaker 1: obviously to go out and have debauchery and excess and

504
00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:38,080
Speaker 1: and all that, But I don't think the bubble is necessary.

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00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:42,040
Speaker 1: NASCAR has been able to pull it off, and it

506
00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:44,440
Speaker 1: seems like a little too much overkill. But for some

507
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Speaker 1: people that are freaking out about this, like if you

508
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Speaker 1: want to have the hotel bubble like the Saints or

509
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Speaker 1: the Buccaneers, fine, but it is required. No, I think

510
00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:56,720
Speaker 1: it's a lot more challenging. But don't forget if these

511
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Speaker 1: guys break the bubble, then they're losing their salary, so

512
00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:01,920
Speaker 1: too if it comes into play here. But I do

513
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Speaker 1: think if you want to make this cost effective and

514
00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:08,160
Speaker 1: to limit any kind of exposure, I think a bubble

515
00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:10,240
Speaker 1: would be great. If you just use Los Angeles for

516
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Speaker 1: an example, l A can get away with it. The

517
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Speaker 1: reason why we had the Colosseum, we had the Rose Bowl,

518
00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:18,200
Speaker 1: we have so Far Stadium now uh and we have

519
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Speaker 1: Stubbub Center. And even if you want to go down south,

520
00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:24,880
Speaker 1: we got Petco Park and uh Quacom Stadium, so you've

521
00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:26,920
Speaker 1: got those two ballparks there too. So if you want

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Speaker 1: to move the entire NFL the California, no, but if

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Speaker 1: you did one division, like you can do the a

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Speaker 1: f C West here in Los Angeles or the NFC

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00:29:34,280 --> 00:29:37,720
Speaker 1: West in Los Angeles. Yeah, I mean you could conceive

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Speaker 1: what we do something like that, but you'd have to

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Speaker 1: put astro turf or whatever they call it field turf. Yeah,

528
00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:44,960
Speaker 1: but don't they have destroy I thought they had the

529
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:49,120
Speaker 1: retractable turf though, right for so Fi and for uh yeah,

530
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Speaker 1: for so far Stam. Don't they have the retractable turf?

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Speaker 1: Now do they? I don't know, so, I don't know.

532
00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:57,520
Speaker 1: I'd be kind of down for that, but I have

533
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Speaker 1: to go out. I have an immedia privileges Gascon. I'm

534
00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:01,880
Speaker 1: you have to go out and see the Rams Cowboys

535
00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:04,040
Speaker 1: that first game of the year because it's closed to

536
00:30:04,040 --> 00:30:06,040
Speaker 1: the public. But I'm gonna media elite, so I might

537
00:30:06,080 --> 00:30:07,640
Speaker 1: have to go out there. Call me up and I'll

538
00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:10,480
Speaker 1: drive you over there. You want to go to the game? You, yeah,

539
00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:13,000
Speaker 1: i'd go. I didn't put it in for credentials, but yeah,

540
00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:14,600
Speaker 1: I'm done. Well, I haven't done it yet. We have

541
00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:18,200
Speaker 1: time to do that, but maybe there must be plenty

542
00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:21,560
Speaker 1: of media seating. There's no you know, I mean, it's

543
00:30:21,600 --> 00:30:25,800
Speaker 1: like there's no there's no fans at all. Yeah, you know,

544
00:30:25,840 --> 00:30:28,520
Speaker 1: maybe we'll do that. How about that? And I'm also

545
00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:30,280
Speaker 1: I have not been to a sporting event, and even

546
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Speaker 1: though media can go to these things, but I will.

547
00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:37,400
Speaker 1: I'm gonna break my silence. Dodgers Astros, Dodger Stadium going

548
00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:39,360
Speaker 1: one of those games. I'm gonna be at one of

549
00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:42,560
Speaker 1: those games. Am I gonna get in trouble? The players

550
00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:44,719
Speaker 1: will hear me If I boo the Astros like I'll

551
00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:47,680
Speaker 1: tube comes up and I yell out bo bay, They'll

552
00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:49,240
Speaker 1: be able to hear it because there's no one else

553
00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:52,040
Speaker 1: in the ballpark. I'll get kicked out, but I don't care.

554
00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:56,400
Speaker 1: I'm a rebel. Come on, who cares? Alright? Phil from

555
00:30:56,640 --> 00:30:59,600
Speaker 1: us Awego, New York says, what is the ultimate pizza topping?

556
00:30:59,720 --> 00:31:02,480
Speaker 1: My answer is pepperoni and sausage. But I get to

557
00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:05,120
Speaker 1: pick two options because I have become a big tub

558
00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:08,120
Speaker 1: of goo since the apocalypse. Well good for you, Phil,

559
00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:11,280
Speaker 1: letting yourself go during the apocalypse could probably enjoy the

560
00:31:11,320 --> 00:31:14,959
Speaker 1: hell out of that. I love multiple toppings on my pizza.

561
00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:18,360
Speaker 1: The traditional mallard pie I just gave it is the garlic, onion,

562
00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:21,080
Speaker 1: the bell pepper. That's the mallard pie. But if I

563
00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:26,800
Speaker 1: had to pick one topping, it's a toss. I gotta go. Garlic.

564
00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:30,560
Speaker 1: Roasted garlic on top of pizza is really just wonderful.

565
00:31:30,560 --> 00:31:34,360
Speaker 1: What about you, guys? Got um? I think Canadian bacon

566
00:31:34,440 --> 00:31:38,880
Speaker 1: is good. Canadian bacon, yeah, nobody picks Canadian baker, but

567
00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:41,880
Speaker 1: everything else. Would you pick Canadian bacon because everyone else

568
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,760
Speaker 1: is gonna pick pepperoni or sausage. Those are the big

569
00:31:44,800 --> 00:31:46,720
Speaker 1: those are the big thing. My dad's a free he

570
00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:49,600
Speaker 1: likes the mushroom pizza. But everyone, come on listen. I'm

571
00:31:49,600 --> 00:31:51,760
Speaker 1: not gonna pick pineapple. That's one thing I will not pick.

572
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:54,960
Speaker 1: So a pineapple pie. Yeah, I can't do that, man,

573
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:57,080
Speaker 1: You can't do the pineapple. Can't do it to a pizza.

574
00:31:57,680 --> 00:32:00,240
Speaker 1: Kevin from Minnesota says, should I kick the dog off

575
00:32:00,280 --> 00:32:02,720
Speaker 1: the bed when I'm done listening to the last hour

576
00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:08,280
Speaker 1: of your show? Well that's a personal decision, Kevin. I

577
00:32:08,280 --> 00:32:10,360
Speaker 1: don't know if i'd actually physically kicked the dog off

578
00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:12,200
Speaker 1: the bed. I might throw the dog off the bed.

579
00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:14,560
Speaker 1: But you know, I know what the Mallard Mansion, Bella,

580
00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:17,720
Speaker 1: she's in that bed all day. She's there, right there,

581
00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:20,880
Speaker 1: no matter what we're there, she's there. That's how she operates.

582
00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:23,720
Speaker 1: She's a diva dog valls fan Jimmy writes and says

583
00:32:23,760 --> 00:32:27,040
Speaker 1: Fate from Fayetville, Tennessee. He says, Ben, if you won

584
00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:30,239
Speaker 1: the lottery, would you continue to work? What would you

585
00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:32,920
Speaker 1: do for your crew? Including Mr West of the four

586
00:32:32,960 --> 00:32:36,520
Speaker 1: oh five? Well, listen, I would continue to work. I

587
00:32:36,560 --> 00:32:38,960
Speaker 1: don't know that i'd work as much. I would cut

588
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:40,760
Speaker 1: some things out so I have a little more me time.

589
00:32:41,280 --> 00:32:42,840
Speaker 1: I do that, And what I would do for the

590
00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:45,800
Speaker 1: crew is continue to engage them in witty branter on

591
00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:48,320
Speaker 1: the on the audio channels that were on there, and

592
00:32:49,160 --> 00:32:51,680
Speaker 1: give them some advice and tell them what it's like

593
00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:53,360
Speaker 1: when you win the lottery. I do some of that.

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00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:58,200
Speaker 1: I'd probably make sure that you got fired. How would

595
00:32:58,200 --> 00:32:59,920
Speaker 1: I get fired? I don't know. I'd do something to

596
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:01,960
Speaker 1: make sure that you got fired. Well, I think you're

597
00:33:01,960 --> 00:33:03,840
Speaker 1: trying to do that on a weekly basis on this part.

598
00:33:03,960 --> 00:33:05,640
Speaker 1: But this is a little bit different. This would be

599
00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:09,440
Speaker 1: for you, not because of you. Uh, you know, Like,

600
00:33:09,760 --> 00:33:12,400
Speaker 1: then you can get some peaceful sleep, then you can

601
00:33:12,560 --> 00:33:14,640
Speaker 1: have less stress, and then you can travel a little

602
00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:16,800
Speaker 1: bit and not worry about the bullshit air that It's true.

603
00:33:16,800 --> 00:33:18,200
Speaker 1: I don't need to worry about the crap that goes

604
00:33:18,240 --> 00:33:21,720
Speaker 1: on behind the scenes that we don't third round, my man,

605
00:33:21,840 --> 00:33:24,960
Speaker 1: don't go on the third rail. Rachel in the Alamo

606
00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:28,240
Speaker 1: rights in. She says, hey, y'all, that proves she's from Texas.

607
00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:31,959
Speaker 1: She said, y'all take a shower with me every morning,

608
00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:34,240
Speaker 1: Like it or not, I love it, And she says

609
00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:37,240
Speaker 1: thoughts on the San Antonio Spurs, Well, Rachel, I have

610
00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:39,400
Speaker 1: not spent too much time talking about or thinking about

611
00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:42,960
Speaker 1: the San Antonio Spurs since Tim Duncan exited stage right,

612
00:33:43,840 --> 00:33:46,360
Speaker 1: But I know Joe and san Antonio, some of our

613
00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:50,120
Speaker 1: listeners there, Chris and san Antonio all about that Spurs action.

614
00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:55,560
Speaker 1: They're like this weird transitional phase where they're not terrible,

615
00:33:55,680 --> 00:33:58,720
Speaker 1: but they're not great. They're just kind of mediocre. Where

616
00:33:58,720 --> 00:34:01,760
Speaker 1: the Spurs are right now and the next couple of

617
00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:05,560
Speaker 1: years because Popovich he's near the end of the road

618
00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:08,920
Speaker 1: there and it's it's gonna be similar to what happened

619
00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:12,920
Speaker 1: with the Patriots with Belichick, Like when Belichick leaves and

620
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:15,000
Speaker 1: he's his time is coming up in the next couple

621
00:34:15,040 --> 00:34:17,400
Speaker 1: of years ago, Oh, let's what happened they fall apart.

622
00:34:18,120 --> 00:34:20,719
Speaker 1: Are the Spurs gonna completely Vanish and there's so many

623
00:34:20,719 --> 00:34:24,799
Speaker 1: disciples of Popovitch that are coaching around the NBA, and

624
00:34:25,080 --> 00:34:26,960
Speaker 1: that'll be interesting. But that I don't have any real

625
00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:29,120
Speaker 1: thoughts on this, Sirs Carlos in Houston, right, and says,

626
00:34:29,160 --> 00:34:32,680
Speaker 1: what's the origin story on Dick in Dayton. He also

627
00:34:32,719 --> 00:34:35,440
Speaker 1: says the worst caller of the year has to be

628
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Speaker 1: Chris in San Antono. Okay, uh, well, you had another

629
00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:42,080
Speaker 1: guy from Houston who called in the other night that

630
00:34:42,160 --> 00:34:45,200
Speaker 1: was pretty bad with his girlfriend all hammered and all that.

631
00:34:45,239 --> 00:34:49,400
Speaker 1: But Carlos Dick and Dayton is a professional radio caller.

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Speaker 1: He's been calling Fox Sports Radio since I began. He's

633
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Speaker 1: one of the original callers with Cowboy John Brad Doc

634
00:34:56,320 --> 00:34:59,359
Speaker 1: Mike in Chicago. These guys have been with us for many,

635
00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:03,680
Speaker 1: many years, decades calling the radio show. Um, and I

636
00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:06,239
Speaker 1: don't know too much about Dick and Dayton other than

637
00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:08,000
Speaker 1: the fact he calls a lot of radio shows and

638
00:35:08,040 --> 00:35:10,120
Speaker 1: I've learned a little bit from just talking to him.

639
00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:12,759
Speaker 1: But I have traveled around the country and I'm a

640
00:35:12,880 --> 00:35:15,520
Speaker 1: radio nerd. So when I drive around late at night,

641
00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:19,680
Speaker 1: you know, driving through Pennsylvania or upstate New York or whatever,

642
00:35:20,040 --> 00:35:22,640
Speaker 1: I'll have the radio, scan the dial and I'll hear

643
00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:26,920
Speaker 1: Dick and Dayton. He just randomly calls his shows. And

644
00:35:27,480 --> 00:35:30,200
Speaker 1: it's great because he doesn't actually watch sports and he

645
00:35:30,280 --> 00:35:32,719
Speaker 1: doesn't seem to know a lot about anything, but he

646
00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:35,799
Speaker 1: always he loves being on the radio. He works at

647
00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:39,440
Speaker 1: Low's in Beaver Creek, Ohio. We've had super fans of

648
00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:41,320
Speaker 1: the show that have gone to meet Dick and Dayton.

649
00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:44,840
Speaker 1: He is actually in the Cattering Banjo Society. It's a

650
00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:47,239
Speaker 1: real thing. It's not made up. I've seen photos. They've

651
00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:50,320
Speaker 1: written stories about him, and the newspaper, the Dayton Daily

652
00:35:50,360 --> 00:35:51,840
Speaker 1: News and some of the other papers they were in

653
00:35:51,840 --> 00:35:55,000
Speaker 1: Ohio written stories about him. And he's just a nice,

654
00:35:55,080 --> 00:35:58,840
Speaker 1: harmless guy that loves sports radio. And the great thing

655
00:35:58,880 --> 00:36:01,839
Speaker 1: about Dick and Dayton, whatever I say, he'll agree with, Yeah,

656
00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:04,319
Speaker 1: that's right, Ben. And I'd said the most ridiculous thing,

657
00:36:04,360 --> 00:36:06,600
Speaker 1: and he'll I bet. The funniest thing we did a

658
00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:09,600
Speaker 1: couple of weeks ago was Uh, that picture for the Indians?

659
00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:13,040
Speaker 1: Is that Shane Bieber? Uh? And then we were talking

660
00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:14,680
Speaker 1: about the Indians and I said, boy, the Indians. I

661
00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:17,960
Speaker 1: really liked this justin Bieber and Uh and in the

662
00:36:18,040 --> 00:36:20,160
Speaker 1: rotation and dicks up. Yeah, that's right. Really like that,

663
00:36:20,200 --> 00:36:25,520
Speaker 1: Justin Bieber. Be sure to catch live editions of The

664
00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:29,280
Speaker 1: Ben Maller Show weekdays at two am eastern pm Pacific.

665
00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:31,600
Speaker 1: Pretty funny, Greg and Iowa writes and it says, have

666
00:36:31,719 --> 00:36:34,239
Speaker 1: you ever been in a situation where you're watching the

667
00:36:34,320 --> 00:36:37,160
Speaker 1: game with a group of other people, the game is

668
00:36:37,239 --> 00:36:41,640
Speaker 1: between two rival teams and you're stuck in verbal arguments

669
00:36:41,680 --> 00:36:48,080
Speaker 1: between fans of both teams and trying to stay neutral. Um? Well,

670
00:36:48,560 --> 00:36:51,279
Speaker 1: I don't usually try to stay neutral. Greg. One of

671
00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:52,960
Speaker 1: one of the things with the job is most people

672
00:36:53,040 --> 00:36:54,919
Speaker 1: know my opinion on a lot of this stuff, so

673
00:36:56,200 --> 00:36:58,719
Speaker 1: I don't recall being in that situation. I've been in

674
00:36:58,760 --> 00:37:01,760
Speaker 1: that situation more or like. We talked about it earlier

675
00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:05,400
Speaker 1: with politics, where uh, this weekend we talked you know

676
00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:08,560
Speaker 1: your name, You're at a social event and you gotta

677
00:37:08,600 --> 00:37:10,560
Speaker 1: be able to read the room and know who's you

678
00:37:10,560 --> 00:37:12,880
Speaker 1: know who's on which team and all that that becomes

679
00:37:12,880 --> 00:37:18,040
Speaker 1: a problem. But I don't remember any specific situation where

680
00:37:18,040 --> 00:37:20,359
Speaker 1: you had to rival fans and you had no skin

681
00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:25,160
Speaker 1: in the game. But anyway, Ah, here's the one from

682
00:37:25,239 --> 00:37:30,280
Speaker 1: Mason the Millennial from the Bay Area. Love the content,

683
00:37:30,320 --> 00:37:32,640
Speaker 1: he says, he Mason the millenial, a big fan. This

684
00:37:32,760 --> 00:37:36,520
Speaker 1: is my question, is what is your most feared injury?

685
00:37:36,680 --> 00:37:40,480
Speaker 1: For example, mine is breaking my collar bone, which I

686
00:37:40,520 --> 00:37:44,279
Speaker 1: think David did also sounds like a complete nightmare. What

687
00:37:44,360 --> 00:37:49,319
Speaker 1: would it be for you guys. I'm not gonna answer

688
00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:51,120
Speaker 1: this because last time I answered the question like this

689
00:37:51,160 --> 00:37:54,279
Speaker 1: had happened to me, So I'm gonna refrain. You got

690
00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:57,400
Speaker 1: Guesscan you wanna? Yeah? I turned my road tury cup twice.

691
00:37:57,480 --> 00:37:59,320
Speaker 1: But I think the one that I fear the most,

692
00:38:00,040 --> 00:38:01,600
Speaker 1: just because we saw a couple of days ago with

693
00:38:01,640 --> 00:38:06,000
Speaker 1: Atlanta Um, I think the Achilles rupture is probably the

694
00:38:06,040 --> 00:38:09,640
Speaker 1: one thing I fear the most in there. Yeah, and

695
00:38:09,640 --> 00:38:12,640
Speaker 1: it's just like you got shot and it's the smallest

696
00:38:12,719 --> 00:38:16,080
Speaker 1: part of your body for the most part, and you

697
00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:18,640
Speaker 1: just dropped like a bag of rocks. I mean, I

698
00:38:18,680 --> 00:38:21,080
Speaker 1: tore my a couple of days ago. I was running.

699
00:38:21,120 --> 00:38:23,560
Speaker 1: I tore a portion of my hamstring, like running on

700
00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:26,839
Speaker 1: the down near the beach, and I popped the ship

701
00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:28,480
Speaker 1: out of it. But I popped it and torn in

702
00:38:28,520 --> 00:38:31,719
Speaker 1: two spots. And the guy that was working on me

703
00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:33,759
Speaker 1: do an ultra sound. He was like, yeah, I just

704
00:38:33,840 --> 00:38:36,279
Speaker 1: did that with my calf and it was above like

705
00:38:36,440 --> 00:38:41,000
Speaker 1: barely above his achilles tendons and as achilles tendon and

706
00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:42,680
Speaker 1: I said, hey, did you fall? He's like yeah, as

707
00:38:42,680 --> 00:38:44,719
Speaker 1: soon as that happened, I just dropped. And what were

708
00:38:44,760 --> 00:38:48,799
Speaker 1: you doing? He said, I was climbing upstairs. It's like,

709
00:38:49,840 --> 00:38:52,359
Speaker 1: that's horrible. And he's like thirty years old, so he's young.

710
00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:55,160
Speaker 1: And you know, I mean that's a sign, gas Gun,

711
00:38:55,239 --> 00:38:58,160
Speaker 1: that you were one step closer to a convalescent home,

712
00:38:58,760 --> 00:39:02,600
Speaker 1: that you were your head towards residential care. That it's

713
00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:05,440
Speaker 1: it's autumn. You're in the final years here. You have

714
00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:09,239
Speaker 1: the tail in you in the twilight. Listen as old

715
00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:12,320
Speaker 1: as the hills. Man, my money falling apart. My medical

716
00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:15,000
Speaker 1: chart looks like it's spread and prayed with all kinds

717
00:39:15,040 --> 00:39:19,440
Speaker 1: of bandages. So turn the road, tearra cuff twice, bust

718
00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:23,920
Speaker 1: the sept um busted, wrists, broken toes. So you are

719
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:28,640
Speaker 1: really the radio version of Cavity, Sam, Maybe yeah, but

720
00:39:28,680 --> 00:39:30,760
Speaker 1: I have a lot of arelier with Cavity saying I am.

721
00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:35,759
Speaker 1: But still that's just don't game operation, don't don't don't

722
00:39:36,080 --> 00:39:40,200
Speaker 1: don't try to bless me with early dirt nap. If

723
00:39:40,239 --> 00:39:42,000
Speaker 1: you will know, I'm not saying you're gonna die. You're

724
00:39:42,040 --> 00:39:44,080
Speaker 1: just gonna be living in a convalescen, which is the

725
00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:48,560
Speaker 1: safe thing. You got a hitch in your guinea up

726
00:39:48,840 --> 00:39:52,400
Speaker 1: you got you got atle hitch in your getty up there. Yeah,

727
00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:55,400
Speaker 1: I'm not saying you're a salesman for toilet paper, but

728
00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:59,040
Speaker 1: you have you have considered Charman ultrasoft. You have them

729
00:39:59,040 --> 00:40:01,879
Speaker 1: sitting in at some point along the way. All right,

730
00:40:02,160 --> 00:40:06,359
Speaker 1: what is next? Year? Matt and Grand Rapids. Michigan says,

731
00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:12,520
Speaker 1: the episode where you recounted You're excremental misfortune is still

732
00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:16,200
Speaker 1: one of my all time favorites. Maxins says, I find

733
00:40:16,239 --> 00:40:19,440
Speaker 1: myself going back for a listen whenever I'm having a

734
00:40:19,480 --> 00:40:21,960
Speaker 1: bad day or just need a good laugh. I'm glad you.

735
00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:24,600
Speaker 1: That's called shot in Freud and Matt. You're taking joy

736
00:40:24,680 --> 00:40:27,000
Speaker 1: out of my ship. It's a bad job by you.

737
00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:30,319
Speaker 1: If you missed it. I didn't. I I had my

738
00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:33,040
Speaker 1: gallbladder taken out last year, and one of the side

739
00:40:33,080 --> 00:40:36,680
Speaker 1: effects is that if you fast and then you eat

740
00:40:36,719 --> 00:40:39,200
Speaker 1: a meal, or if you eat fried foods or really

741
00:40:39,200 --> 00:40:42,720
Speaker 1: heavy foods, it runs right through you. You you literally

742
00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:46,000
Speaker 1: get the runs, you get the Tennessee Trots. And I

743
00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:48,120
Speaker 1: had eaten the meal, and I was driving into the

744
00:40:48,160 --> 00:40:51,920
Speaker 1: studio and I had not given it enough time to unload,

745
00:40:53,280 --> 00:40:57,200
Speaker 1: and I parked, and I was trying to make it

746
00:40:57,239 --> 00:41:01,640
Speaker 1: to the bathroom, and I got into the elevator, I

747
00:41:01,680 --> 00:41:04,799
Speaker 1: got upstairs, and as I was running down the hall

748
00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:08,640
Speaker 1: to the bathroom, I could see the finish line and

749
00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:12,200
Speaker 1: the ship just came raining out of my ass and uh,

750
00:41:12,360 --> 00:41:14,319
Speaker 1: and it was. It was a nightmare. And I did.

751
00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:17,360
Speaker 1: I did do the show, and like, I like less

752
00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:20,920
Speaker 1: than ten minutes, less than ten minutes to a clean

753
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:25,840
Speaker 1: up operation, recovery mission, and then go do the show.

754
00:41:27,160 --> 00:41:29,040
Speaker 1: If you want to go back to that episode, it's

755
00:41:29,120 --> 00:41:34,560
Speaker 1: on February one, then titled Eloquently Poop Festival. If only

756
00:41:34,600 --> 00:41:37,399
Speaker 1: the apocalypse had happened earlier than that, then I would

757
00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:39,200
Speaker 1: not have happened because I would have been home. I

758
00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:40,839
Speaker 1: would have been right here in the bathroom right there,

759
00:41:40,920 --> 00:41:43,319
Speaker 1: no problem. Yeah, but this just shows like you still

760
00:41:43,360 --> 00:41:44,879
Speaker 1: have it when you need to get when you need

761
00:41:44,880 --> 00:41:47,920
Speaker 1: to bear down, you're like Game seven, you only have

762
00:41:47,960 --> 00:41:50,640
Speaker 1: your fastball left. You found a way to get to

763
00:41:50,680 --> 00:41:55,439
Speaker 1: the bathroom. There you go. Uh. Matt also said. He says,

764
00:41:55,480 --> 00:41:59,320
Speaker 1: I I came upon the review section of sugar Free

765
00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:03,080
Speaker 1: Ummy Bears on Amazon, and once I stopped laughing, I

766
00:42:03,120 --> 00:42:06,160
Speaker 1: wondered if there was a connection for your incident. Maybe

767
00:42:06,239 --> 00:42:09,560
Speaker 1: you've been blaming your gallbladder all this time, and sugar

768
00:42:09,640 --> 00:42:12,200
Speaker 1: Free Gummy Bears are the real culprits. He sent me

769
00:42:12,239 --> 00:42:14,479
Speaker 1: a link here. Ah, yeah, I know. Listen, I would

770
00:42:14,480 --> 00:42:16,759
Speaker 1: like to blame gummy bears. I don't think I've eaten

771
00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:20,919
Speaker 1: gummy bears in a long time, so that wasn't gonna

772
00:42:20,920 --> 00:42:24,080
Speaker 1: be I wish it was Pierre in Springfield Rights, and

773
00:42:24,080 --> 00:42:27,240
Speaker 1: there's many Springfields. I don't know which one. I'm assuming Springfield, Missouri,

774
00:42:27,360 --> 00:42:31,360
Speaker 1: but maybe Springfield, Illinois. Pierre says, what is your opinion

775
00:42:31,520 --> 00:42:34,320
Speaker 1: on burner accounts? I miss Ernie, the great old Piner,

776
00:42:35,480 --> 00:42:39,480
Speaker 1: but do very much enjoy the muppet militia who seemingly

777
00:42:39,480 --> 00:42:43,080
Speaker 1: have taken out Ernie. And he says, can you follow

778
00:42:43,080 --> 00:42:48,200
Speaker 1: me on Twitter? I'm not following on Twitter. There you go. Uh, well, Pierre, listen,

779
00:42:49,080 --> 00:42:51,920
Speaker 1: here's the deal, all right, we miss Ernie. Ernie was

780
00:42:51,920 --> 00:42:54,720
Speaker 1: great for the show. He had a meltdown. He couldn't

781
00:42:54,760 --> 00:42:59,480
Speaker 1: handle the muppet militia and he quit the show, and uh,

782
00:42:59,560 --> 00:43:02,560
Speaker 1: you know, the twitter mob got Ernie. People were jealous

783
00:43:02,600 --> 00:43:05,360
Speaker 1: of Ernie being the person that Robin Vegas is in

784
00:43:05,400 --> 00:43:09,719
Speaker 1: many ways replaced Ernie as the guy that immediately gives

785
00:43:09,760 --> 00:43:11,800
Speaker 1: me feedback on the monologues. But there's other people that

786
00:43:11,880 --> 00:43:15,759
Speaker 1: do it as well. Moving Man Matt from Boston writes

787
00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:19,120
Speaker 1: and says, why haven't you done a deep dive interview

788
00:43:19,239 --> 00:43:22,800
Speaker 1: with the Moving Man on the podcast? It's two fold.

789
00:43:22,840 --> 00:43:26,320
Speaker 1: It's a victory for you. At number one, you get

790
00:43:26,360 --> 00:43:31,319
Speaker 1: blow by blow details on the Mallard food marathon that

791
00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:34,399
Speaker 1: is true, he's done it twice, and guests gon will

792
00:43:34,400 --> 00:43:38,439
Speaker 1: be annoyed. Matt, this is a great idea. Why don't

793
00:43:38,440 --> 00:43:41,880
Speaker 1: we book Moving Man Matt for next weekend's podcast about that?

794
00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:43,560
Speaker 1: We'll put him on there. We'll do a little deep

795
00:43:43,600 --> 00:43:46,279
Speaker 1: dive on that would be great. I don't I don't

796
00:43:46,280 --> 00:43:49,319
Speaker 1: get annoyed. What do you do get annoyed? I did

797
00:43:49,400 --> 00:43:54,160
Speaker 1: not by acting like you're not annoyed, you're annoyed. No, definitely,

798
00:43:55,040 --> 00:43:56,680
Speaker 1: everyone can tell you. You You know your West of the

799
00:43:56,719 --> 00:43:59,560
Speaker 1: four or five. You're pretentious, that's how you operate. No, no,

800
00:43:59,680 --> 00:44:02,880
Speaker 1: I just to handle with pretentious people. You are you are,

801
00:44:02,880 --> 00:44:05,920
Speaker 1: you are the company that you keep. You're a prima donna.

802
00:44:06,280 --> 00:44:11,279
Speaker 1: You're self absorbed, you are all of that. You and

803
00:44:11,360 --> 00:44:13,480
Speaker 1: you and Tom Luney are rubbing off on me. Apparently,

804
00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:17,239
Speaker 1: then you put up this facade. It's not even a facade,

805
00:44:17,320 --> 00:44:20,960
Speaker 1: it's real, alright. This is Veneer West of the four

806
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:24,120
Speaker 1: oh five. Well, listen, I'm just trying to give you

807
00:44:24,160 --> 00:44:26,479
Speaker 1: the greener side of the grass because I know most

808
00:44:26,480 --> 00:44:28,359
Speaker 1: of the stuff that you're walking on is usually dead.

809
00:44:29,040 --> 00:44:32,800
Speaker 1: So I've brotten you from the terrestrial days of radio

810
00:44:32,880 --> 00:44:36,200
Speaker 1: to the digital realm of a new world again. I

811
00:44:36,280 --> 00:44:38,759
Speaker 1: hang out with a working class. You don't even go

812
00:44:38,840 --> 00:44:41,359
Speaker 1: to work. What are you talking about? You do not

813
00:44:41,440 --> 00:44:43,960
Speaker 1: go to work, morning, noon and night. I work more

814
00:44:44,040 --> 00:44:47,360
Speaker 1: now than I've ever worked. To work studio, a professional

815
00:44:47,480 --> 00:44:50,279
Speaker 1: grade broadcast studio in the Mallard mansion. I bring my

816
00:44:50,360 --> 00:44:53,640
Speaker 1: lunch pail here, I get my hands dirty. How many

817
00:44:53,680 --> 00:44:56,280
Speaker 1: have to turn on the microphone and the equipment, plug

818
00:44:56,320 --> 00:44:59,719
Speaker 1: the headphones in. I'm tough, minded, gritty, scrappy. How many

819
00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:03,759
Speaker 1: so operate? How many employees have technical equipment sent to

820
00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:07,040
Speaker 1: their house. I don't know. I built this myself the

821
00:45:07,239 --> 00:45:10,120
Speaker 1: w e I, So this was a homemade studio when

822
00:45:10,120 --> 00:45:12,319
Speaker 1: I was doing shows for Boston and w E I.

823
00:45:12,320 --> 00:45:14,840
Speaker 1: I built all this equipment here and I was actually

824
00:45:15,120 --> 00:45:17,160
Speaker 1: my wife's maybe we should get rid of it because

825
00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:19,920
Speaker 1: they did not do the Fox show from here. And

826
00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:22,399
Speaker 1: then we started the podcast, but that wasn't I'm gonna

827
00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:24,480
Speaker 1: getting paid anything really for that. So that what am

828
00:45:24,480 --> 00:45:29,640
Speaker 1: I doing? And uh, and it worked out. Lien, you're

829
00:45:29,800 --> 00:45:32,279
Speaker 1: you're over. You're the white caller guy, right, You're the

830
00:45:32,840 --> 00:45:37,480
Speaker 1: non manual labor. You're the quarter office elitist. That's who you.

831
00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:45,840
Speaker 1: People curls in front of the mirror, arrogant, shameless, unembarrassed,

832
00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:53,200
Speaker 1: all of that, brazen, pampered. I wouldn't say pampered nobody paper.

833
00:45:53,800 --> 00:45:56,480
Speaker 1: Definitely pampered, not taking care of that. It's definitely not

834
00:45:56,560 --> 00:46:01,480
Speaker 1: true at all. Fussy baby, no, definitely not complained. Bit. Yeah,

835
00:46:01,840 --> 00:46:03,560
Speaker 1: you think a bit, and I don't think you know.

836
00:46:03,560 --> 00:46:06,120
Speaker 1: What you do is you grumble. You're a grumbler. Maybe

837
00:46:06,360 --> 00:46:08,960
Speaker 1: you grumble, but I'm not full bitch. But you grumble.

838
00:46:09,239 --> 00:46:13,360
Speaker 1: I'll be a better grumbler when I'm fifty already crossed

839
00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:18,279
Speaker 1: that rubicon. Moving on here, Matt, I'll think about next

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Speaker 1: weekend if you're available when we record the podcast for

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Speaker 1: the weekend. Sue in Round Rock, Texas. Right sin. It

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Speaker 1: says if the team's stopped playing the national anthem, would

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Speaker 1: doesn't play it and the ratings are through the roof,

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't miss it if it went away. Uh yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean there are some people that if you don't

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Speaker 1: play in the Nashal anthem, you're bowing down your genuine

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Speaker 1: flecting to the to the protesters. They were considering twenty

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Speaker 1: years ago getting rid of the national anthem in the

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Speaker 1: early two thousands, like two thousand year, two thousand into

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Speaker 1: two thousand one, and then this thing called nine eleven

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Speaker 1: happened and everyone started saying, wait a minute, we need

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Speaker 1: the national and them more than ever, and so they

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Speaker 1: But there were guys back then that they did not

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Speaker 1: stand for the national anthem. Mak Mud abdul Rauf of

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Speaker 1: the Denver Nuggets was one Brian Williams who had changed

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Speaker 1: his name to bison Dale, the late Bison Daily at

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Speaker 1: the Clippers In fact, the buddy of mine noticed that

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Speaker 1: Brian Williams or bison Dale was not standing for the

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Speaker 1: Nashal anthem and and he told he talked about it

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Speaker 1: so upset. Oh my god, really upset that he talked

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Speaker 1: about it. This is deplorable. How could you talk about it?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. But no, I mean so, yeah, they

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Speaker 1: they're gonna get rid of it. That is a solution. Uh,

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Speaker 1: you know when I when I not watched because they

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Speaker 1: got rid of it. No, but there would be some

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Speaker 1: people that will be like, I'm not gonna watch. But

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Speaker 1: you gotta look at the majority. You can't make make

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Speaker 1: based decisions on the smaller group that is voting. You

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Speaker 1: to make decisions on the larger group. Marco from Oakdale

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Speaker 1: writes in Oakdale, California Whole Team question, favorite adult beverage,

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Speaker 1: favorite weed strain? All right, I'll do the adult beverage.

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Speaker 1: I like that root beer beer. You do the weed.

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Speaker 1: Go ahead, guest. Don't smoke weed. You don't smoke weed.

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Speaker 1: That on the air, you don't smoke in air quotes

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Speaker 1: smoke weed, period. Scott writes and says, why doesn't Bella

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Speaker 1: serve you breakfast in bed Belgian waffles and fresh fruit smoothie.

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Speaker 1: Because that dog is like half the size of his foot.

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Speaker 1: That's C. Scott is giving me a tribute. That's from

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Speaker 1: a great commercial that we did. We had a radio

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Speaker 1: commercial and I tossed out Belgian waffles and fresh fruit smoothie.

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Speaker 1: Oh boy was my touch on the commer That was

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Speaker 1: I ad libbed that dude. That was an ad lible. Alright,

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Speaker 1: last one Mark in Sun diego right sit He says, Ben,

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Speaker 1: if you got called up from the Miners to pitch

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Speaker 1: against the Stros, would you buzz the Astros hitters heads?

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Speaker 1: Even though you might get suspended or lose your spot

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Speaker 1: on the team. You'd be a hero to the fan

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Speaker 1: for sure. But it's your career. Mark Absolutely, mark list.

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Speaker 1: It's hypothetical and a hypothetical situation. Absolutely like because the

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Speaker 1: chance that this is a chance to be remember Joe

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Speaker 1: Kelly is gonna be remembered by Dodger fans for generations

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Speaker 1: because of this, and the Squeaky Wheel gets the grease right,

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Speaker 1: You're going just something your legendary. You're memorable. That's an act.

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Speaker 1: Imagine first game called up for the mile leagues and

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Speaker 1: you drill Bragman just between the numbers on his back,

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Speaker 1: or are you hit out Toba on the arm and

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Speaker 1: you you know, shatter his wrist or something like, oh

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Speaker 1: man man, would that be something? Of course, the other

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Speaker 1: part of that is the quacking duck gets shot, right,

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Speaker 1: isn't that the other part of that? Yeah, yeah, it

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Speaker 1: does work, doesn't work both ways? Or anything else to

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Speaker 1: promo out here, Gascon, any other funny business anything at all. No,

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Speaker 1: but just a further reminder to continue to rate and

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Speaker 1: review five stars. Of course, Um, that's important podcast. It'll

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Speaker 1: be interesting to see the ratings on how the Looney

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Speaker 1: podcast does, because if it doesn't do well, I will

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Speaker 1: make sure to let Looney know that he was not

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Speaker 1: successful and not as good as hacks are Jerry Callaghan

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Speaker 1: or Mike North to these other great radio professionals, legends

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Speaker 1: of radio that we've had on the podcast. Yes, we

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Speaker 1: go from legends to a hack. Uh. Next weekend, the

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Speaker 1: Moving Man Met podcast could be on the area. It

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Speaker 1: might happen by Yeah, we'll put anyone on this podcast. Well, jealous, jell,

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Speaker 1: We're still We're supposed to put christ in Houston, but

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Speaker 1: Chris is so far up the Astros took us, I

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Speaker 1: don't think we can put him on becaues he call anymore?

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Speaker 1: At least uh Yeah, he conveniently did not call after

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Speaker 1: the Dodgers swept the Astros. Somehow. I guess he was

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Speaker 1: on vacation. The phone stopped working even though he was

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Speaker 1: tweeting the show. Yeah, convenient never fails. Alright, have a

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Speaker 1: great rest of your wee can We're back on the

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Speaker 1: radio Sunday night into Monday on the East Coast too

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Speaker 1: am Monday, two am to six Monday through Friday. On

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Speaker 1: the West Coast, we start at eleven pm Sunday night

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Speaker 1: in Los Angeles, Seattle, San Francisco, San Diego, Portland, Oregon,

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Speaker 1: Las Vegas, and all the cities in the Pacific time zone.

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Speaker 1: Figure it out, find your local Fox affiliate, listen on

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Speaker 1: I Heart Radio. We'll be back at it having great

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Speaker 1: rest of your day, as I said, and we'll catch

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Speaker 1: you next time.