1 00:00:01,120 --> 00:00:04,000 Speaker 1: Over half of Americans will tell you that life was 2 00:00:04,120 --> 00:00:09,080 Speaker 1: better back in the good old days. But when you 3 00:00:09,119 --> 00:00:12,480 Speaker 1: say good old days, we all think of different times 4 00:00:12,920 --> 00:00:15,360 Speaker 1: in like history Great Depression. 5 00:00:15,520 --> 00:00:16,560 Speaker 2: Some people think it. 6 00:00:16,600 --> 00:00:20,079 Speaker 1: Was the nineteen fifties, got their poodle skirts and fancy 7 00:00:20,200 --> 00:00:20,959 Speaker 1: jello molds. 8 00:00:21,120 --> 00:00:23,040 Speaker 2: Yeah. 9 00:00:23,320 --> 00:00:25,880 Speaker 1: Others would argue it was the nineteen twenties with their 10 00:00:25,880 --> 00:00:27,960 Speaker 1: flapper girls and Gatsby parties. 11 00:00:28,440 --> 00:00:31,760 Speaker 3: Was the Great Depression, but not looking good if you 12 00:00:31,840 --> 00:00:32,280 Speaker 3: ask me. 13 00:00:32,680 --> 00:00:34,919 Speaker 2: The real Golden Age was. 14 00:00:34,920 --> 00:00:41,919 Speaker 1: The nineties, specifically the fifteen nineties, an incredible time in 15 00:00:42,040 --> 00:00:47,519 Speaker 1: human history when kings eight giant turkey legs, gallant knights, 16 00:00:47,600 --> 00:00:50,960 Speaker 1: went on noble quests, and all you needed for an 17 00:00:50,960 --> 00:00:52,960 Speaker 1: afternoon entertainment was a. 18 00:00:52,840 --> 00:00:59,160 Speaker 2: Good public beheading. Yeah, miss those times you need to 19 00:00:59,200 --> 00:01:01,400 Speaker 2: go to a trial, It's right. 20 00:01:01,480 --> 00:01:05,720 Speaker 1: Luckily, there is one place where the magic and splendor 21 00:01:05,800 --> 00:01:09,240 Speaker 1: of the sixteenth century is still alive and well, and 22 00:01:09,360 --> 00:01:11,440 Speaker 1: that's at the local Renaissance fair. 23 00:01:12,800 --> 00:01:13,800 Speaker 2: That's why we sent our. 24 00:01:13,720 --> 00:01:17,160 Speaker 1: Own Jose Bolanos and Alexis Fuller down to the fairgrounds 25 00:01:17,200 --> 00:01:20,320 Speaker 1: to ask people a simple question, what you doing at 26 00:01:20,319 --> 00:01:21,280 Speaker 1: the Renaissance fair? 27 00:01:21,600 --> 00:01:23,000 Speaker 4: What you're doing at the Renaissance Fair? 28 00:01:23,200 --> 00:01:23,920 Speaker 2: I live here. 29 00:01:24,400 --> 00:01:28,800 Speaker 4: Oh we are of the wildwood fay. Oh, okay, you're 30 00:01:28,800 --> 00:01:29,319 Speaker 4: a fairy. 31 00:01:29,600 --> 00:01:30,240 Speaker 2: Ah. 32 00:01:30,400 --> 00:01:33,440 Speaker 4: I have been missing people and fanning them. 33 00:01:33,480 --> 00:01:38,920 Speaker 5: It's a no mission mention called fairy conditioning evaporative. 34 00:01:38,080 --> 00:01:41,680 Speaker 4: Cooling because it's very warm. Oh so it's a special 35 00:01:41,720 --> 00:01:42,440 Speaker 4: fairy way. 36 00:01:42,280 --> 00:01:46,360 Speaker 5: To cool down. Y. Do you have other magic like 37 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:47,640 Speaker 5: powers or anything you do? 38 00:01:48,480 --> 00:01:51,240 Speaker 4: I turn green leaves into food, which fill my belly. 39 00:01:52,320 --> 00:01:53,200 Speaker 4: What kind of food? 40 00:01:53,440 --> 00:01:56,800 Speaker 2: M corn on the cub in? 41 00:01:57,200 --> 00:01:59,960 Speaker 4: Okay? Do you have any like love potions you can 42 00:02:00,040 --> 00:02:01,880 Speaker 4: help with? Are you good in the I'm struggling in 43 00:02:01,920 --> 00:02:02,760 Speaker 4: the dating department. 44 00:02:02,800 --> 00:02:07,920 Speaker 2: My name is Kissel, like Kissel tall, missile? Wait what? 45 00:02:08,040 --> 00:02:09,280 Speaker 4: I just got to stand by you and a guy 46 00:02:09,280 --> 00:02:10,360 Speaker 4: will come up and kiss me. 47 00:02:10,520 --> 00:02:15,120 Speaker 5: Or I hold flowers overhead and go Kissel tall yum. 48 00:02:16,200 --> 00:02:21,119 Speaker 2: Okay, that's a that's a way to set the mood. 49 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:22,760 Speaker 2: How many guys did you make out with? 50 00:02:22,840 --> 00:02:22,880 Speaker 6: You? 51 00:02:23,160 --> 00:02:26,760 Speaker 2: That alexis beyond everywhere left and right? 52 00:02:27,800 --> 00:02:29,080 Speaker 4: A lot of leafy food together. 53 00:02:29,480 --> 00:02:35,040 Speaker 2: Why do I feel like she actually does live? She's 54 00:02:35,160 --> 00:02:37,760 Speaker 2: just in the wooded parking lot behind you. Guys were 55 00:02:37,800 --> 00:02:38,399 Speaker 2: shutting down. 56 00:02:38,480 --> 00:02:46,360 Speaker 7: She's like, not me, what you doing at the Renaissance fair, 57 00:02:47,160 --> 00:02:48,560 Speaker 7: just hanging out and having some beers. 58 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:51,760 Speaker 2: Okay, you are dressed like a giant bull. 59 00:02:51,960 --> 00:02:54,919 Speaker 3: I am literally like pushing my microphone under your huge 60 00:02:54,960 --> 00:02:57,720 Speaker 3: horn with the ring you have a ring through your nostrils. 61 00:02:58,680 --> 00:03:00,600 Speaker 4: I am just a giant pool coat. 62 00:03:01,120 --> 00:03:03,000 Speaker 2: And so why are you a giant bull? You're like 63 00:03:03,040 --> 00:03:03,960 Speaker 2: a pirate bull too. 64 00:03:03,960 --> 00:03:04,080 Speaker 3: Though. 65 00:03:04,120 --> 00:03:06,000 Speaker 2: When you got a crowd, people are loving you. 66 00:03:06,080 --> 00:03:08,519 Speaker 7: Man, I don't have a giant bull because my mother 67 00:03:08,560 --> 00:03:11,440 Speaker 7: is a bull and my father is a bull cow. 68 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:14,080 Speaker 2: So your mom was a cow, your dad was a bull. 69 00:03:14,480 --> 00:03:16,799 Speaker 2: That makes you a bull. 70 00:03:17,760 --> 00:03:19,440 Speaker 3: Oh? I thought you're gonna have like a joke ready 71 00:03:19,440 --> 00:03:22,959 Speaker 3: for me, like a bull a cowbull? I don't I'm 72 00:03:22,960 --> 00:03:26,160 Speaker 3: not good at this. You can tell all right. Well 73 00:03:26,200 --> 00:03:28,200 Speaker 3: look I'm gonna let you go. Was there any message 74 00:03:28,200 --> 00:03:30,480 Speaker 3: you want to give to the people listening? Anything you 75 00:03:30,480 --> 00:03:31,920 Speaker 3: want to say? Go ahead, Mike is yours? 76 00:03:33,560 --> 00:03:37,440 Speaker 2: Oh okay, I'm not a cow. 77 00:03:37,560 --> 00:03:39,080 Speaker 4: That is the least intimidating bull. 78 00:03:40,600 --> 00:03:41,080 Speaker 2: I know. 79 00:03:41,440 --> 00:03:43,840 Speaker 1: I am always impressed the jose with how deep you 80 00:03:43,880 --> 00:03:46,600 Speaker 1: can get that microphone up into people's costumes. 81 00:03:46,800 --> 00:03:51,040 Speaker 2: Like you was a giant. Like I still understand what 82 00:03:51,080 --> 00:03:53,280 Speaker 2: the bull has to do with pirates. 83 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:54,320 Speaker 4: And or medieval time. 84 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:56,080 Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm just bummed that bulls aren't as 85 00:03:56,120 --> 00:03:58,400 Speaker 2: funny as I assumed. You know, I thought they'd have 86 00:03:58,400 --> 00:04:01,560 Speaker 2: at least one joke, a sweet as Ferdinand. This is 87 00:04:01,600 --> 00:04:02,280 Speaker 2: like the borrel. 88 00:04:02,520 --> 00:04:06,560 Speaker 3: Yet brother then never gets a movie or any cartoon show. 89 00:04:07,440 --> 00:04:09,680 Speaker 2: Yes, so so far, we're a little bit disappointed. 90 00:04:09,720 --> 00:04:12,840 Speaker 1: At the local renaissance fair, where Jose and social media 91 00:04:12,880 --> 00:04:16,279 Speaker 1: coordinator Alexis were there asking a simple question. 92 00:04:16,600 --> 00:04:18,040 Speaker 4: What you're doing at the renaissance fair. 93 00:04:18,880 --> 00:04:22,040 Speaker 6: I the Captain's just let an import just you know, 94 00:04:22,640 --> 00:04:23,719 Speaker 6: have a little bit of R and R. 95 00:04:24,279 --> 00:04:26,240 Speaker 4: Okay, Oh, so you're a pirate and you're just you're 96 00:04:26,279 --> 00:04:26,520 Speaker 4: on a. 97 00:04:26,440 --> 00:04:28,279 Speaker 2: Little break, Yeah, just a little break. 98 00:04:28,360 --> 00:04:30,600 Speaker 4: Yes, yes, wait your pirate accident. I think you lost 99 00:04:30,640 --> 00:04:31,359 Speaker 4: it a little there. 100 00:04:31,800 --> 00:04:35,320 Speaker 6: Yeah, it comes goes and out originally from the parate 101 00:04:35,320 --> 00:04:36,520 Speaker 6: area I just immigrated in. 102 00:04:36,880 --> 00:04:39,720 Speaker 4: I have to ask me. So you're holding a chest. Yes, 103 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:41,360 Speaker 4: what's in the chest? 104 00:04:41,680 --> 00:04:44,040 Speaker 5: The ballooms and a pin that is a wait, your 105 00:04:44,080 --> 00:04:45,880 Speaker 5: box is your box is kind of empty? 106 00:04:46,080 --> 00:04:49,320 Speaker 4: You got one to bloom and a pin that says courage. 107 00:04:49,200 --> 00:04:50,640 Speaker 2: One man's dunk, because I'm the man's treasure. 108 00:04:50,880 --> 00:04:52,000 Speaker 4: You're an honest pirate. 109 00:04:52,520 --> 00:04:55,400 Speaker 6: Yes, yes, yes, Unfortunately I was raised by a person 110 00:04:55,440 --> 00:04:57,159 Speaker 6: who raised me honestly. 111 00:04:57,320 --> 00:04:59,840 Speaker 2: And then fortunately unfortunately. 112 00:05:00,040 --> 00:05:02,240 Speaker 6: So sometimes when pirate has to do piracy, I'm like 113 00:05:02,440 --> 00:05:04,720 Speaker 6: apologizing and I shouldn't be apologizing because you know, I 114 00:05:05,720 --> 00:05:07,040 Speaker 6: have your your jewels in my hand. 115 00:05:07,160 --> 00:05:09,520 Speaker 5: Maybe this is why you're a solo pirate right now. 116 00:05:09,520 --> 00:05:11,640 Speaker 5: You know you gotta be a little meaner out on 117 00:05:11,680 --> 00:05:12,080 Speaker 5: the seas. 118 00:05:13,640 --> 00:05:15,760 Speaker 2: You've been a good point. The captain will work on this. 119 00:05:15,960 --> 00:05:18,440 Speaker 2: I didn't you know what, Yeah, you're right. 120 00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:22,839 Speaker 4: Wow, the career choice for him was poor. 121 00:05:22,960 --> 00:05:26,320 Speaker 1: Well yeah, every pirate needs a piracy life coach to 122 00:05:26,400 --> 00:05:29,960 Speaker 1: help build him up. True, alexis you have a future. 123 00:05:30,200 --> 00:05:31,960 Speaker 2: It's a pirate coach. 124 00:05:32,160 --> 00:05:34,920 Speaker 3: Yeah, not just what you do, and it's why are 125 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:37,960 Speaker 3: you you? 126 00:05:38,040 --> 00:05:39,880 Speaker 2: I think that pirate's going to remain poor for all 127 00:05:39,960 --> 00:05:44,200 Speaker 2: the time. How piracy works? What you're doing at the 128 00:05:44,240 --> 00:05:45,039 Speaker 2: Renaissance fair. 129 00:05:45,160 --> 00:05:48,200 Speaker 5: We are here with our family, eating everything and shopping 130 00:05:48,279 --> 00:05:49,120 Speaker 5: and having a great time. 131 00:05:49,440 --> 00:05:51,760 Speaker 2: Awesome, you are dressed as. 132 00:05:51,880 --> 00:05:54,440 Speaker 4: I'm a Renaissance fair mereda mareda? 133 00:05:54,440 --> 00:05:56,160 Speaker 2: What is Amerida? What's the difference you a mereda and 134 00:05:56,200 --> 00:05:58,760 Speaker 2: a maiden and a wench? What are the differences. 135 00:05:58,600 --> 00:06:02,200 Speaker 5: Mereda from the movie Brand, which is a Disney picture. 136 00:06:02,680 --> 00:06:06,960 Speaker 2: He married and you do you have red hair? Naturally? 137 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:08,480 Speaker 2: Oh my god, I totally see it. 138 00:06:08,480 --> 00:06:08,680 Speaker 7: Now. 139 00:06:09,279 --> 00:06:11,040 Speaker 2: Is Meredith supposed to have booze on her? 140 00:06:11,480 --> 00:06:12,120 Speaker 4: Probably not. 141 00:06:12,520 --> 00:06:14,839 Speaker 3: It's a Disney character, right, yes? Or are you a 142 00:06:14,920 --> 00:06:16,800 Speaker 3: drunken Disney character today? 143 00:06:16,920 --> 00:06:17,160 Speaker 1: Yeah? 144 00:06:17,520 --> 00:06:20,000 Speaker 2: And now how is drunk Meredith different than the regular Meredith? 145 00:06:20,800 --> 00:06:23,200 Speaker 5: Drunk matter is walking around with children, she's hot, she's 146 00:06:23,240 --> 00:06:24,400 Speaker 5: buying too much stuff. 147 00:06:24,480 --> 00:06:26,839 Speaker 2: You know. I want to see that Disney movie. 148 00:06:26,800 --> 00:06:28,480 Speaker 4: Brave, too Drunken, disorderly. 149 00:06:31,240 --> 00:06:33,040 Speaker 2: Actually, that might do better than some of the Marvel 150 00:06:33,080 --> 00:06:35,440 Speaker 2: films that have come out. I go watch. 151 00:06:35,640 --> 00:06:37,640 Speaker 4: I mean, honestly, it's not wrong. 152 00:06:37,800 --> 00:06:39,840 Speaker 3: I love it. I don't understand why we don't follow 153 00:06:39,880 --> 00:06:42,040 Speaker 3: any of the Disney princesses into midlife. 154 00:06:42,400 --> 00:06:45,880 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's where the drama really happened. 155 00:06:46,160 --> 00:06:48,039 Speaker 1: Someone to see Cinderella's second divorce. 156 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:51,440 Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, you know it didn't work out with Prince. 157 00:06:53,120 --> 00:06:54,480 Speaker 2: T would be in that court here. 158 00:06:56,240 --> 00:06:59,080 Speaker 1: That was what you're doing at the Renaissance Fair. We 159 00:06:59,160 --> 00:07:00,840 Speaker 1: got your phone to have coming up in just a 160 00:07:00,880 --> 00:07:01,320 Speaker 1: few minutes.