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Speaker 2: Oh yes, I am ready to laugh and laugh and laugh.

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Speaker 1: This is maybe one of my favorite stories ever. Okay,

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Speaker 1: here it is the man who learned he could suck

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Speaker 2: It really is the back half of that sentence that

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Speaker 2: brings it all together. All Right, well, let's uh, let's

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Speaker 2: learn about career choices on this episode of Bananas.

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Speaker 3: And Joe gathering news. I'm following around the bar.

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Speaker 1: But folks, welcome to Bananas. That's Scottie Landis.

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Speaker 2: That's Kurt brown Oler. We're doing this one live and

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Speaker 2: in person for the first time and since our second episode.

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Speaker 1: The first first time since that is crazy. Also, that

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Speaker 1: cover of the Bananas theme song was done by the

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Speaker 1: Pom Poms Jesse Payo. She absolutely She's a fantastic and

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Speaker 2: I thought, probably a future guest on Banana's podcast.

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Speaker 1: I would say that's a great idea, Probably a future guest.

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Speaker 1: Before we bring on our very very special guests, we

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Speaker 5: Maddie, We've wanted to do this the entire time.

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Speaker 1: Bananas is going on tour. Yes we are, Yes we are.

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Speaker 5: We're doing a mini tour.

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Speaker 2: We're doing a.

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Speaker 1: Little mini tour. Starting off, we're gonna go to Connecticut.

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Speaker 1: Then October, No, that's in November.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's gonna be the best.

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Speaker 1: It's all locked down. Go to the Instagram for tickets

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Speaker 1: that it's all in our link or just go to

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Speaker 2: We're coming for you, America, So get ready.

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Speaker 1: Get ready, all right, you want to bring our guests

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Speaker 1: the new season of What We Do in the Shadows

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Speaker 1: Welcome to the.

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Speaker 2: Show, Kristen Shaw.

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Speaker 6: Thank you so much for having me left out Bob's Burgers.

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Speaker 1: The Mysterious Benedict Society is so good. You're watching, Yes,

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Speaker 5: What a grand finale?

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry that I'm reading so much about We have to.

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Speaker 6: Stop, already want to crawl up inside that anus and

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Speaker 6: I'm sure because he's giving himself a calm or everything.

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Speaker 6: I have not read this article.

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Speaker 2: She wrote it.

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Speaker 5: When I think spider Man.

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Speaker 6: It can size do the intestine.

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Speaker 1: I mean some of those words period exactly exactly. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, give the keys, you say, lock up when

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Speaker 6: This is your show?

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Speaker 1: No kidding, it's the Poulon Rouge. Now you may picture.

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Speaker 6: Pars to see your face.

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Speaker 1: You may picture Paris as a pretty sophisticated place. But

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Speaker 6: No, come on, what's going wrong?

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Speaker 1: He threw it all away by doing something that mulin

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Speaker 6: What, Yes, did he spray diarrhea as far as he

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Speaker 5: I would not tolerate that myself.

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Speaker 1: I would not tolerate that. No, it's much more, much

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Speaker 6: Did he do a squirrel in his buttle and shoot

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Speaker 1: Something so much more boring and pedestrial.

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Speaker 2: Oh he punched somebody with his butt?

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Speaker 6: Did he call someone a bad word?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 5: Would you like me to do his home sexual.

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Speaker 6: I know it's not sexual harassment because they did.

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Speaker 1: Everyone put up with France in.

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Speaker 1: It's even more just boring and oh.

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Speaker 6: I love this. He stole some money.

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Speaker 5: He ate a c with his mouth.

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Speaker 1: Help.

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Speaker 6: No, he is more litigious. Did he just not show

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Speaker 1: No, but close to that boring, Oh.

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Speaker 6: He only did half of his routine.

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Speaker 5: Nope, he faked it.

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Speaker 6: Nope, he blocked someone from getting hired that could fart

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Speaker 6: out of their nipples.

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Speaker 2: No, he stole money.

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Speaker 5: No, okay, I get yeah, that's great.

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Speaker 1: Passing gas on his own time, Joseph attempted to drum

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Speaker 6: Stand okay, okay, farting tunes to draw, which the club

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Speaker 1: Essentially, they argued that he was only allowed to pass

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Speaker 1: gas within the confines of the club. You assholes. He

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Speaker 6: That is ridiculous because someone at the Ginger but that

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Speaker 1: See exactly exactly right? People don't understand free advertising when

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Speaker 1: of his performances at the Mulan Rouge, and he set

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Speaker 6: Why why why not? Because because people came for more

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Speaker 1: He was replaced by the Mulan Rouge with another fart

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Speaker 1: shut oh le fem Pentom, who was later revealed to

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Speaker 1: have merely been pretending to fart using a set of

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Speaker 2: Oh, come on, who's this? I'm looking at you two

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Speaker 2: right now? Accents?

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Speaker 6: Oh my god, god, I designed movies a week good

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Speaker 2: We can do French.

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Speaker 1: You want me to do French?

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Speaker 6: French in the back of your throat?

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Speaker 5: This I'll write this movie for you too.

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Speaker 6: Absolutely even write this movie in like what four days,

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Speaker 6: and that's how he wrote. I would love to do

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Speaker 6: this and this can be a love story. Yeah, oh,

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Speaker 6: this would be so good. When we could make this

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Speaker 6: movie with what like maybe ten ten thousand dollars, we

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Speaker 2: Yeah ye wait wait well and she used to go

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Speaker 6: Sure, because shoot it in Montreal. We can get that

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Speaker 6: tax the Canadian tax.

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Speaker 2: Break, better? Right? Better?

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Speaker 1: Why I go to Paris when you can go to Montreal.

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Speaker 6: I would reser to Paris, but they just sorry, I

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Speaker 6: don't okay, sorry, go on.

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Speaker 5: I mean, let's be real.

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Speaker 6: For there, Bananas, I love? Will you write that for

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Speaker 6: you heard it here on bananas First, Scottiellanus is riding

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Speaker 1: I can't believe that. It's so here's you should we

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Speaker 6: Well, only he kills himself.

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Speaker 1: It is very It's interesting. Pujol made a living for

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Speaker 6: Comedy es quecials. It's a mirror of society, that's.

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Speaker 5: Right, that's right.

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Speaker 2: What's popular today is just not going to be quite

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Speaker 2: the same the next day. But that act would kill

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Speaker 2: right now, somebody in La was doing that act, like

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Speaker 6: We've built on the someone like tequila in my face

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Speaker 6: and I would like like lap it up.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, if you're the third person, you know it's disinfected.

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Speaker 2: You just put you push the real wild card first,

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Speaker 2: and then you know, you bring your own bottle.

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Speaker 6: I wonder do you think that the French fart movie, like,

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Speaker 1: Well, I mean, like, think about I mean, think about

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Speaker 1: watching the Doors. You know you only watch the Doors too,

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean the movie the Doors, you

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Speaker 1: only watch them do like two or three songs throughout

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Speaker 1: three minutes of farting acts. That's fine, That's.

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Speaker 2: It's called back doors. Yeah, we're doing the back Doors.

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Speaker 1: I want to go back and watch the Doors movie

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Speaker 1: because I just watched that Val Kilmer documentary.

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Speaker 6: I recommend Bananas.

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Speaker 1: Documentary is really interesting.

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Speaker 5: I think that's great.

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Speaker 2: I think that you could make this movie pretty well

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Speaker 2: for like a three million dollar budget. I think it's men. Yeah, men, Okay,

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Speaker 2: all right, let's put it together.

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Speaker 6: Want to write it rich?

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Speaker 2: Sure?

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Speaker 5: Oh my god, could think of nothing more.

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Speaker 1: I mean, it's like, it's truly a good idea.

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Speaker 6: I'm sort of scared if you put this out, someone

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Speaker 6: on the listeners is gonna take I.

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Speaker 1: Think we can all we can ask all the bananimals

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Speaker 1: to please protect our intellectual problem to this historical.

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Speaker 6: What about trap? What about trap?

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Speaker 1: She's the one who found Colleen Trapp Is I think

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Speaker 1: gonna be happy if we write.

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Speaker 2: We'll give We'll give her a non speaking role right

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Speaker 2: in the front road. She will faint at the first show,

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Speaker 2: or they will faint at the first show. Is when

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Speaker 2: the first squeak comes out, and they'll wheel them out,

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Speaker 2: and then somebody outside that works for like the Parisian

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Speaker 2: will be like, what's going on in there? And then

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Speaker 2: suddenly you're gonna be printing money?

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Speaker 1: But what is okay? Question? Question?

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Speaker 6: What is the tone of the movie? I think it

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Speaker 6: shouldn't be broad? Am I right?

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Speaker 1: It shouldn't be broad.

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Speaker 2: I don't.

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Speaker 6: Like it's funnier if it isn't broad.

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Speaker 1: Yes, no, it should be kind of should be kind

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Speaker 6: I think it's great serious because it's based on a

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Speaker 6: true story. Do we have to get rights from the estate?

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Speaker 1: Not that I don't think so. Eighteen fifty seven. Also,

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Speaker 1: they refuse to allow Topsy on him because they didn't

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Speaker 1: want his secrets.

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Speaker 6: And that's what it might be like Roaldall's family. There's

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Speaker 6: a reason there has been a part movie, babe.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we're looking into it. We'll get there. If not,

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Speaker 2: we'll do composite characters and put it in someone in Madrid.

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Speaker 2: You guys could pass this.

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Speaker 6: Too, babe.

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Speaker 2: No.

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Speaker 1: I think it should be very serious and like quirky

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Speaker 1: and strange. Yes, yeah, but also it's going to be

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Speaker 1: eventually funny.

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Speaker 6: It could be like Frank.

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Speaker 1: Oh, like Frank. That's interesting. Yeah, cross between Frank and

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Speaker 1: American pickle.

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Speaker 6: Maybe I haven't seen American.

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Speaker 1: It's pretty funny.

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Speaker 6: But yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, anyway, Scotty, can.

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Speaker 6: You just tease such an exciting.

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Speaker 5: Day, we're having a great time.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, can you tease us out to a break?

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Speaker 2: Yes? How about this one? And this is like, this

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Speaker 2: is old school banana stuff. I heard about this story

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Speaker 2: in two thousand and seven.

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Speaker 5: But we'll talk about it because I think we're all

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Speaker 5: gonna have a little something to do with it.

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Speaker 2: A decade after a secret apartment was found inside a

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Speaker 2: Providence mall, the artist Michael Townsend is still banned.

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Speaker 1: All right, I'm excited about this. Yeah, we'll be right

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Speaker 1: back with more.

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Speaker 6: What a great article.

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Speaker 1: Get that to your mic.

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Speaker 6: Keep it up for I thought we were on break.

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Speaker 1: We were live.

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Speaker 5: We're Live to Tape great podcast by Johnny.

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Speaker 6: Peppertonst that that would be so fun, that could be

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Speaker 6: really funny.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, oh I agree. So French, We're back, folks.

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Speaker 1: before I got this. I got one, just one.

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Speaker 5: I was at Club TG the other night.

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Speaker 2: You know that.

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Speaker 5: It's the oldest barn at war Village.

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Speaker 1: We should think about it for hot time it's.

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Speaker 6: Done.

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Speaker 1: I don't know here.

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Speaker 2: It's for sale.

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Speaker 1: Let's buy twenty four million.

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Speaker 2: By the time this fart movie comes out, we'll be

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Speaker 2: just buying real estate left and right.

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Speaker 6: Favored the Virgil.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we're glad about it. But anyways, I went through

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Speaker 2: the night to meet with a friend and my first

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Speaker 2: bananimal that said are you Scottie, and I go yes.

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Speaker 2: I heard my voice Jen Brown, who is a fan

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Speaker 2: and follows us on Instagram and stuff, and I spoke

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Speaker 2: to her and had a great time at her friend

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Speaker 2: who did not.

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Speaker 5: Want to be mentioned on the podcast.

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Speaker 2: Okay, but Jen Club TG is the new rust Kristen

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Speaker 2: Club TG is the new Roost.

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Speaker 6: That's awesome. Oh can I give a shout out?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, of course.

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Speaker 6: I just wanted to shout out to my friend Liz Banks.

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Speaker 5: Love Liz Banks.

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Speaker 6: She's a big bananimal person. Listens to every episode to

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Speaker 6: an episode with Liz Banks. She's she's the best in

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Speaker 6: the biz.

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Speaker 2: She is the best in the biz. Is you know

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Speaker 2: what Liz Banks?

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Speaker 4: Week?

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Speaker 6: I hear it, might hear it? Which is great the

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Speaker 6: week the time.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, this is my shot. Are you ready?

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Speaker 2: Yes, sir?

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Speaker 1: So uh dm Instagram handle Rixy Business has been sending

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Speaker 1: us fake names for months, I mean not fake names,

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Speaker 1: like crazy names, and I just will just see them

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Speaker 1: every once in a while and I'll be like, this

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Speaker 1: guy just loves to make up weird names and.

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Speaker 2: Said them to us.

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Speaker 6: Then Carl Bennett.

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Speaker 1: But then I realized at some point that he is

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Speaker 1: a mail carrier and they are all real names. And now,

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Speaker 1: of course I'm trying to get it and I can't

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Speaker 1: get this up here, he said, And I was at

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Speaker 1: some point I was like, wait a second, because he

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Speaker 1: sent me a piece of man like he had like

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Speaker 1: marked out everything other than the person's name. The person's

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Speaker 1: name was insane anonymous.

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Speaker 5: We're not docs and anybody not in docks.

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Speaker 1: But these are all real names of people that he

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Speaker 1: has delivered mail to. So these are all real names.

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Speaker 1: Uh uh Bilge build, you'll build, you'll stealpi Uh, Chad Sprankle,

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Speaker 1: But these are all real sal Palafox, you me, Billings,

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Speaker 1: mallin Hoff, Cold Champion, And then he sent sent us

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Speaker 1: Cold Champion, like it's actually a real name. And then

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Speaker 1: that when he sent Cold Champion, I was like, ship,

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Speaker 1: I missed the part where these are all real names.

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Speaker 1: Can we say some of these on the punds. He's like,

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Speaker 1: that's what I've been hoping for.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, uh, it's so great.

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Speaker 1: And then he said, here's the here's the rules. Just

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Speaker 1: a couple of things. One, all names are spelled correctly.

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Speaker 1: Two no names have been made up. Three Freakin' Top

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Speaker 1: and Bill Jessel Tip occupy the same house. So I

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Speaker 1: will look up more. And on an next on another

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Speaker 1: episode of Bananas, we'll get even more. Oh, Edwin Denby,

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Speaker 1: Ink Winchers and Connter Disco. He's been sending them to

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Speaker 1: us four months. I love that and I just had

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Speaker 1: no idea that they were actually real. But anyway, thanks

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Speaker 1: Rixy Business.

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Speaker 2: Yes, thank you so much. And you did. He understood

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Speaker 2: that we get bombarded on DMS. We get I don't know,

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Speaker 2: ten every five minutes or so, and so he switched

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Speaker 2: us over to the Bananas Podcast at gmail dot com.

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Speaker 5: And we appreciate you.

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Speaker 2: Appreciating our time. Okay, let me talk about this story.

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Speaker 2: We're here with the great and powerful and mighty Kristin Shaw,

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Speaker 2: an old friend, the an old friend, the oldest of friends.

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Speaker 2: This is the trio really is. We were all losers together,

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Speaker 2: now we're medium losers together. Now we can at least

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Speaker 2: go to the grocery store without checking our ATM receipt.

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Speaker 5: So that's basically all we can claim.

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Speaker 1: Yeap.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So this is two stories. There's one more recent,

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Speaker 2: but I'm going to talk about the original one just

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Speaker 2: in case you've never heard of this. So this was

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Speaker 2: originally sourced Associated Press from two thousand and two. But

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Speaker 2: this was sent in by miss underscore Umbra, who I

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Speaker 2: think is sentenced uff before.

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Speaker 5: Thank you, miss Umbra.

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Speaker 2: And so the leader of an artists Cooperative has been

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Speaker 2: sentenced to probation for setting up a secret apartment inside

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Speaker 2: a shopping malls parking garage as part of a project

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Speaker 2: on mall life. So this is from two thousand and seven.

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Speaker 2: Michael Townsend, who's then thirty six, said he and seven

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Speaker 2: other artists built a seven hundred and fifty square foot

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Speaker 2: apartment in two thousand and three and lived there for

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Speaker 2: three weeks at a.

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Speaker 5: Time for four years.

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Speaker 2: What. Yeah, they were living in the mall. It's crazy. Well,

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Speaker 2: part how where was it built? It's a great question,

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Speaker 2: and there's photos. Yeah, and there's a whole another podcast,

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Speaker 2: did the uh did? Like a whole story about this,

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Speaker 2: and I'll give that. I'll give them a shout out

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Speaker 2: when I get to the end of this. But so basically,

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Speaker 2: there was a center block wall with a nondescript utility

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Speaker 2: door that kept this loft hidden from the outside world.

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Speaker 2: So there's basically a cross space behind an ibeam in

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Speaker 2: a parking garage that was connected inside the mall. So

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Speaker 2: it was his dead space. Wow, so they discover it.

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Speaker 2: But inside the apartment was a fully furnished down to

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Speaker 2: a hutch filled with china, a Sony PlayStation two there

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Speaker 2: was no running water, but they used them all bathrooms

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Speaker 2: so they always have them all. And then on the website,

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Speaker 2: he said he was inspired by a Christmas Time ad

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Speaker 2: for the mall that said, quote, oh, in an enthusiastic

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Speaker 2: female voice talking about the mall, how great it would

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Speaker 2: be to limit the mall.

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Speaker 5: It's that fun.

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Speaker 2: So he built his dwelling out of compassion to understand

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Speaker 2: the mall more and life is a shopper. Towson said

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Speaker 2: he had plans to make the apartment super sweet with

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Speaker 2: lemonade wood flooring and other perks, but it fell apart

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Speaker 2: when they were busted.

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Speaker 5: So they eventually got caught.

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Speaker 1: Softer four years of living there, yes, wow, and hanging

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Speaker 1: out there.

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Speaker 2: There's photos. I mean, it's really well documented. But it

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Speaker 2: was basically like an art project to live inside this

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Speaker 2: building where nobody found them.

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Speaker 1: I love it.

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Speaker 2: And so the updated version is by Kate mulvany. This

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Speaker 2: was what was sent in by missus Umbra and this

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Speaker 2: was in the Providence Journal.

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Speaker 1: So it's in Providence, Rode Island. It's that it's that

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Speaker 1: fucking mall in Providence, Rhode Island.

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Speaker 5: I think. So it's called Providence Place.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: The one that's downtown.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's carpeted. I believe it's weird for them, all

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Speaker 2: weird for them all right, but yeah they still they're

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Speaker 2: not doing All the artists that live there haven't had

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Speaker 2: a grand reunion.

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Speaker 5: But everybody's doing well. That's the updated thing.

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Speaker 2: But they made headlines because the seven hundred and fifty

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Speaker 2: square foot apartment in the belly of the mall, beneath

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Speaker 2: an ibeam that nobody really remembered it was even there,

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Speaker 2: like there was just not even on like the schematics

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Speaker 2: or whatever. But had a sectional sofa, a love seat,

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Speaker 2: a coffee table, a breakfast table, four chairs, lamps, a

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Speaker 2: throw rug, a hutch with China paintings on the walls,

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Speaker 2: and they had bold plans to add plumbing and install

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Speaker 2: those wood floors. It's the only thing they lacked was

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Speaker 2: running water in a toilet. But they held meetings, lived there,

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Speaker 2: slept there, drank there, watched TV, played games. It was

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Speaker 2: basically they just lived for free for four years inside

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Speaker 2: of them all. I love it.

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Speaker 5: It's fantastic.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the best.

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Speaker 1: It's the best. It's a dream, it's the dream. It's

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Speaker 1: every child's dream. So like climb underneath one of those

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Speaker 1: racks of clothing and then find an apartment and stay there.

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Speaker 2: For It's crazy because mall culture doesn't exist anymore, or

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Speaker 2: the big online shopping is completely but like that era

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Speaker 2: in like two thousand and seven really is kind of

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Speaker 2: that edge where like Amazon really started taking over the

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Speaker 2: world and stuff. But like the eighties and nineties, and

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Speaker 2: it's obviously in every mall on TV show, the mall

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Speaker 2: was like a true destination that felt like you were

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Speaker 2: on another planet.

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Speaker 5: It was like special and these guys just capitalized.

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Speaker 1: There was there. Just recently with Olive, we went we're

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Speaker 1: trying to get her a COVID test because she's about

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Speaker 1: to start preschool, and so I was like searching for

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Speaker 1: the place where I made the appointment. Turns out it

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Speaker 1: was like in a van in the parking lot of

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00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:04,520
Speaker 1: this but it was a daughter, but it was in

675
00:33:04,560 --> 00:33:06,840
Speaker 1: this I was walking around this mall where like half

676
00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:09,640
Speaker 1: the shops are shut down, and Olive, who is four

677
00:33:09,720 --> 00:33:13,440
Speaker 1: years old, walking hand on my hands and goes, you know, Papa,

678
00:33:14,080 --> 00:33:19,800
Speaker 1: this is a real weird place. But I was just like, well, honey,

679
00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:21,640
Speaker 1: when I was a kid, this was a it was

680
00:33:21,840 --> 00:33:24,200
Speaker 1: very you know, normal to come to the mall. Now

681
00:33:24,360 --> 00:33:27,640
Speaker 1: not so much so weird play, weird things exist here now.

682
00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:28,760
Speaker 5: It was amazing.

683
00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:31,480
Speaker 2: When I was in high school, I used to go

684
00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:34,000
Speaker 2: to Owings Mills Mall and it was like the mall

685
00:33:34,040 --> 00:33:35,920
Speaker 2: to go to. Your parents would drop you off and

686
00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:38,200
Speaker 2: pick you up three hours later. You'd pull your money

687
00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:41,400
Speaker 2: and like split Montrell sticks at Ruby Tuesdays. It was

688
00:33:41,440 --> 00:33:44,160
Speaker 2: like we're having fun. And you know how in your

689
00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:47,840
Speaker 2: small town news anchors feel like celebrities. Like when you

690
00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:50,680
Speaker 2: were a kid, it was like you'd watch morning music exactly.

691
00:33:50,840 --> 00:33:53,640
Speaker 5: Do you remember yours, Kurt, No, there were two on.

692
00:33:53,840 --> 00:33:56,320
Speaker 1: Because mine were New York. Oh right, yeah, so they

693
00:33:56,320 --> 00:33:59,400
Speaker 1: were just like they were very famous. Yeah, Al Roker, you.

694
00:33:59,320 --> 00:34:00,720
Speaker 5: Know, I got you.

695
00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:06,600
Speaker 2: Well, we had these Don Scott and Marty Bass were

696
00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:09,080
Speaker 2: the morning Drive guys, and they were like cool and

697
00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:11,319
Speaker 2: they were also totally cooked up. You could feel it. Well,

698
00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:14,120
Speaker 2: maybe not Don Scott, so anyways, they you know, he's

699
00:34:14,200 --> 00:34:16,200
Speaker 2: like local celebrities. So I'm in the mall with my

700
00:34:16,239 --> 00:34:20,040
Speaker 2: friends with Dan, Jason and Steve and we're walking around

701
00:34:20,239 --> 00:34:23,640
Speaker 2: goofing off as you do, and we are going down

702
00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:26,040
Speaker 2: a down escalator from the second floor to the first

703
00:34:26,080 --> 00:34:31,240
Speaker 2: floor near Macy's, the good end of the mall, and.

704
00:34:30,120 --> 00:34:32,440
Speaker 5: My buddy goes, hey, there's Marty Bass.

705
00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:35,319
Speaker 2: And Marty Bass looks like he's like ball like Larry

706
00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:38,000
Speaker 2: David hairstyle, but like we'll say, he was probably late

707
00:34:38,040 --> 00:34:38,879
Speaker 2: thirties at this time.

708
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:42,520
Speaker 1: He's a he's a radio DJA morning morning TV guy.

709
00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:44,799
Speaker 2: So he's your morning drive guy where you would watch

710
00:34:44,960 --> 00:34:47,400
Speaker 2: local weather and sports and all that with Marty Bass

711
00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:50,560
Speaker 2: and Don Scott and so Marty Bass is a hilarious

712
00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:53,239
Speaker 2: name your name, your name thing reminded me of this,

713
00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:56,560
Speaker 2: and uh, we're going down and so he's coming up

714
00:34:56,560 --> 00:34:58,880
Speaker 2: the escalator and it's pretty much empty besides us, and

715
00:34:58,920 --> 00:35:00,840
Speaker 2: his backs to us, and like two of my friends like,

716
00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:04,360
Speaker 2: that's not him, that's not Marty Bass. And then finally

717
00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:07,439
Speaker 2: at right when we're passing, my buddy Steve goes hey,

718
00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:10,720
Speaker 2: Marty Bass, and before he gets Bass out, Marty Bass

719
00:35:10,719 --> 00:35:13,040
Speaker 2: pivots on his heel, points at us with both finger guns.

720
00:35:13,080 --> 00:35:15,520
Speaker 5: He goes, I'm the bass Sereno.

721
00:35:16,840 --> 00:35:20,960
Speaker 1: And then goes up on that one that day one,

722
00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:23,960
Speaker 1: if one person recognizes me at the mall today, I'm

723
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:25,200
Speaker 1: going to get this promotion.

724
00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:26,640
Speaker 5: And it was so dramatic.

725
00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:32,040
Speaker 2: We kept going down, he kept going off, so he

726
00:35:32,160 --> 00:35:35,880
Speaker 2: was like winning in life. I'm the bass Sereno and

727
00:35:35,880 --> 00:35:38,799
Speaker 2: they're like cool. And then never saw him again. But

728
00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:40,319
Speaker 2: every time I think of them all, I think of

729
00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:44,239
Speaker 2: Marty the bass Sereno just having a great day.

730
00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:47,200
Speaker 1: That was like, that was a trend at that time

731
00:35:47,320 --> 00:35:49,759
Speaker 1: of putting like eno at the end of things, you know,

732
00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:52,799
Speaker 1: like Matt Reno and stuff like that. That was like

733
00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:55,799
Speaker 1: the thing that was like one comedy person did.

734
00:35:55,840 --> 00:35:58,480
Speaker 6: It was from Saturday Night Live. It was Rob Schneider

735
00:35:58,480 --> 00:36:00,000
Speaker 6: where he at the copy machine.

736
00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:07,120
Speaker 2: Nice. Yeah, yeah, that's right. I think. Yeah. God built

737
00:36:07,160 --> 00:36:08,360
Speaker 2: a whole career off of it.

738
00:36:08,480 --> 00:36:13,680
Speaker 6: Basically, my mom was called twin Peaks.

739
00:36:13,680 --> 00:36:14,200
Speaker 5: Pretty cool.

740
00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:19,640
Speaker 6: It was yeah, orange Julius Walden books, Wow, uh, Claire's

741
00:36:19,840 --> 00:36:20,600
Speaker 6: you know or whatever.

742
00:36:21,360 --> 00:36:21,640
Speaker 1: Milk.

743
00:36:23,719 --> 00:36:25,959
Speaker 5: No, I don't think milk.

744
00:36:26,040 --> 00:36:28,359
Speaker 6: That is weird. They were like oranges plus cream. You

745
00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:33,640
Speaker 6: love it, and I did. But I remember just coming,

746
00:36:33,880 --> 00:36:36,200
Speaker 6: you know, going through puberty, going to that mall, and

747
00:36:36,239 --> 00:36:39,359
Speaker 6: I had like a leotard and one day I put

748
00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:42,520
Speaker 6: the leotard under on and then jeans and then like

749
00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:49,360
Speaker 6: a like a little button up shirt. Yeah. Then two

750
00:36:49,920 --> 00:36:55,120
Speaker 6: boxes of Kleenex tissue where I didn't have booths a

751
00:36:55,160 --> 00:37:00,759
Speaker 6: couple and just I couldn't stop. Well why would you

752
00:37:00,880 --> 00:37:02,520
Speaker 6: crumply boobs?

753
00:37:02,640 --> 00:37:03,360
Speaker 1: Just paper?

754
00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:04,720
Speaker 2: Hi boys?

755
00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:09,960
Speaker 6: Yeah, just to try news? Is this?

756
00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:10,360
Speaker 5: General?

757
00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:12,160
Speaker 2: Says chicken sample for free?

758
00:37:13,520 --> 00:37:14,800
Speaker 5: You are twelve?

759
00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:18,040
Speaker 6: Yeah, I was a late bloomer.

760
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:22,320
Speaker 2: Hey boys, going to keep the toothpick? Please somewhere else?

761
00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:24,640
Speaker 2: Oh it was, it was magic.

762
00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:28,640
Speaker 1: It was magic. I think my first kind of like

763
00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:32,560
Speaker 1: a taste of public performance was at the mall.

764
00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:35,880
Speaker 6: Yes, oh my god, like how Britney Spears got her start.

765
00:37:35,640 --> 00:37:39,480
Speaker 1: And stuff like that. No, no, not actually like like

766
00:37:39,960 --> 00:37:42,239
Speaker 1: making like so this is what we did. So we

767
00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:44,399
Speaker 1: would always go to the mall Jersey and you could

768
00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:44,840
Speaker 1: smoke in the.

769
00:37:44,840 --> 00:37:46,279
Speaker 5: Mall and we also incredible.

770
00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:50,719
Speaker 1: Isn't that crazy? Is it an insane that, like we're

771
00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:53,640
Speaker 1: a bunch of fifteen year olds and we just go

772
00:37:53,760 --> 00:37:58,440
Speaker 1: to the mall and walk around smoking cigarettes? So crazy?

773
00:37:58,520 --> 00:37:59,759
Speaker 2: You want to go on the imaginarium.

774
00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:04,000
Speaker 1: I put my cigarette out in the hallway before I

775
00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:07,920
Speaker 1: go into the store. So crazy. So we had a

776
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:10,839
Speaker 1: I had I had a camera, a video camera and

777
00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:15,279
Speaker 1: this was nineteen ninety three, I believe, fun and we

778
00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:17,920
Speaker 1: put a it was like the first time I kind

779
00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:19,879
Speaker 1: of did something like this where it was a bunch

780
00:38:19,920 --> 00:38:22,359
Speaker 1: of we were all like whatever, seventeen and we put

781
00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:27,160
Speaker 1: a potato on a stick and then we painted a

782
00:38:27,200 --> 00:38:30,600
Speaker 1: face on it, and then gave him a cigarette and

783
00:38:30,640 --> 00:38:32,880
Speaker 1: then lit the cigarette and then went in and then

784
00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:35,800
Speaker 1: the whole shot. The shot was just the potato on

785
00:38:35,840 --> 00:38:39,760
Speaker 1: the stick, so you couldn't see anything, and it was inspired.

786
00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:43,040
Speaker 1: But so he was mister potato on a stick. And

787
00:38:43,040 --> 00:38:44,840
Speaker 1: then he would go in and just like talk to

788
00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:47,319
Speaker 1: people like, hey, what are you doing? You know, I

789
00:38:47,320 --> 00:38:49,520
Speaker 1: can't even remember what his voice was now, probably that

790
00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:52,560
Speaker 1: I think he went into Chess King. Chess King was

791
00:38:52,560 --> 00:38:55,279
Speaker 1: a mall. It was a store. No, it was like

792
00:38:55,320 --> 00:38:59,400
Speaker 1: a cool it was a cool clothing store called Chess.

793
00:38:59,239 --> 00:39:01,040
Speaker 5: King Old Chess.

794
00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:04,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it was just like thumping music outside, and

795
00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:06,480
Speaker 1: he went to like chess. He went to Chess King

796
00:39:06,520 --> 00:39:09,759
Speaker 1: and made fun of the music. You know videos, I

797
00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:11,160
Speaker 1: do still have those videos.

798
00:39:11,160 --> 00:39:13,919
Speaker 2: Did people respond? Were people happy or they're like, get

799
00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:17,320
Speaker 2: out of here and stop smoking your teenagers? No?

800
00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:19,520
Speaker 1: No, you were allowed to smoke. So people didn't care

801
00:39:19,560 --> 00:39:22,399
Speaker 1: that the potato was smoking because we were smoking too.

802
00:39:24,160 --> 00:39:29,839
Speaker 1: So everybody's smoking, and then and then a security guard,

803
00:39:29,880 --> 00:39:31,759
Speaker 1: after like an hour of us shooting in the mall,

804
00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:34,319
Speaker 1: the a security guard kicked us out, and so we

805
00:39:34,360 --> 00:39:37,359
Speaker 1: have that where I'm talking to the security guard as

806
00:39:37,400 --> 00:39:41,280
Speaker 1: the It was like essentially our version of triumph.

807
00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:44,600
Speaker 6: Can you put a clip of it up on the

808
00:39:44,680 --> 00:39:47,240
Speaker 6: Bananas website? I would find it podcast.

809
00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:50,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have to figure out how to digitize those

810
00:39:50,160 --> 00:39:53,600
Speaker 1: tapes because they were literally differents that were the size.

811
00:39:53,840 --> 00:39:55,960
Speaker 1: There were the thickness of a VHS tape, but then

812
00:39:56,200 --> 00:39:58,520
Speaker 1: this big. Yeah, so in order to play it, you'd

813
00:39:58,520 --> 00:40:02,799
Speaker 1: have to like pop it into another VHA. I gotta

814
00:40:02,840 --> 00:40:05,840
Speaker 1: get them all digitized. Yeah, but it would probably just

815
00:40:05,920 --> 00:40:07,880
Speaker 1: be completely obnoxious.

816
00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:10,560
Speaker 2: And you were probably nervous. Were you nervous? Like beforehand

817
00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:12,200
Speaker 2: you're like, well, you think it's an army.

818
00:40:12,719 --> 00:40:15,880
Speaker 1: Think you think what you are doing is burning the

819
00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:18,440
Speaker 1: mall to the rock, and instead what you're doing is

820
00:40:18,440 --> 00:40:20,799
Speaker 1: coming like seven feet in the door and.

821
00:40:20,719 --> 00:40:21,120
Speaker 2: Being like.

822
00:40:23,400 --> 00:40:24,960
Speaker 1: And then like running away.

823
00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:29,160
Speaker 2: There's a thing like that near my mall in like area,

824
00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:31,040
Speaker 2: and it had a it was like a development near

825
00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:33,959
Speaker 2: the mall and it was called like Thoroughbred Run or whatever,

826
00:40:33,960 --> 00:40:35,400
Speaker 2: and they had a sign with a horse on it

827
00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:37,360
Speaker 2: and a fountain underneath, and the big prank whend you

828
00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:40,759
Speaker 2: would just dump a laundry detergent in the fountain, then

829
00:40:40,880 --> 00:40:43,120
Speaker 2: run away, and then the foam would cross the whole

830
00:40:43,160 --> 00:40:46,359
Speaker 2: street and people would hide like as if they were

831
00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:50,480
Speaker 2: snipers and assassins and they like shooting a world leader,

832
00:40:50,520 --> 00:40:52,520
Speaker 2: and you'd lay under pine trees with like a thing

833
00:40:52,560 --> 00:40:55,600
Speaker 2: of all or they could tide and they're like, there's

834
00:40:55,600 --> 00:40:58,080
Speaker 2: no cars need the direction. You'd run over, dump it

835
00:40:58,120 --> 00:41:00,960
Speaker 2: in and then just run away. Forty five minutes later

836
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:02,799
Speaker 2: you drive by and your piece of crab car and

837
00:41:02,840 --> 00:41:06,920
Speaker 2: just watch foam covering the entire street, your car through it.

838
00:41:06,920 --> 00:41:07,920
Speaker 5: It was so fun.

839
00:41:08,040 --> 00:41:11,680
Speaker 1: And then there was just one guy just being like

840
00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:13,480
Speaker 1: getting out his mop and then having to.

841
00:41:14,160 --> 00:41:16,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, just having a hose that to the fire department.

842
00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:18,040
Speaker 2: It's called for the third time that week.

843
00:41:18,680 --> 00:41:23,240
Speaker 6: The most anarchy I got into was it was a

844
00:41:22,680 --> 00:41:28,600
Speaker 6: solo journey, where like the day before high school started,

845
00:41:29,040 --> 00:41:31,360
Speaker 6: I was like, no one talks about this enough, but

846
00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:35,240
Speaker 6: it's really cool. And I drew for the entry doors.

847
00:41:35,239 --> 00:41:38,440
Speaker 6: There was this big pavement sidewalk walk in and I, yeah,

848
00:41:38,840 --> 00:41:41,279
Speaker 6: I drew the kurt just coached me on holding my

849
00:41:41,360 --> 00:41:48,440
Speaker 6: mic to Anyways, it was it was huge, you know.

850
00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:50,319
Speaker 6: It was like the size of a parking lot to

851
00:41:50,360 --> 00:41:53,680
Speaker 6: walk up into the high school. And I drew a

852
00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:58,879
Speaker 6: giant female reproductive system, like just huge over. I don't

853
00:41:58,880 --> 00:42:01,080
Speaker 6: know why, but I was like, every one should see this.

854
00:42:01,360 --> 00:42:02,240
Speaker 1: That's awesome.

855
00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:04,480
Speaker 6: How you and I did it in front of Kmart?

856
00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:10,280
Speaker 6: You're like, I went well at the chalk you guys

857
00:42:10,320 --> 00:42:11,120
Speaker 6: like it wasn't that.

858
00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:13,760
Speaker 5: Everybody needs to see what's going on down.

859
00:42:13,520 --> 00:42:14,680
Speaker 6: There inside of me.

860
00:42:15,080 --> 00:42:16,640
Speaker 2: That's so great. I love that.

861
00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:17,640
Speaker 1: How old are you?

862
00:42:17,680 --> 00:42:21,040
Speaker 6: Probably like, you know, fifteen sixteen? Stupid?

863
00:42:21,040 --> 00:42:23,080
Speaker 5: Sound like a pretty fun kid. You you had some.

864
00:42:23,120 --> 00:42:27,360
Speaker 6: Good but I had to do it a lot.

865
00:42:27,560 --> 00:42:33,200
Speaker 2: Yes they still chocolate Kmart? What they still chalcoate Kmart?

866
00:42:33,239 --> 00:42:34,960
Speaker 2: You could have drawn as big as you wanted to.

867
00:42:35,360 --> 00:42:36,879
Speaker 2: What you got for us, Curtis, Are.

868
00:42:36,760 --> 00:42:38,560
Speaker 1: You ready for it? I would love it to do

869
00:42:38,560 --> 00:42:40,359
Speaker 1: a little fun one. This one's just gonna be fun.

870
00:42:40,440 --> 00:42:41,480
Speaker 6: The other two were fun.

871
00:42:41,680 --> 00:42:45,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, everything's fun with you guys. We always have fun together.

872
00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:49,160
Speaker 1: This was sent in by a lot of people. The

873
00:42:49,239 --> 00:42:51,600
Speaker 1: original The original one was sent in by a lot

874
00:42:51,640 --> 00:42:54,560
Speaker 1: of people, but then this follow up was sent in

875
00:42:54,600 --> 00:42:57,840
Speaker 1: by dB underscore danger on Instagram. This is from the

876
00:42:57,880 --> 00:43:02,880
Speaker 1: BBC it Paul Taylor's rude name place tour suffers hitch

877
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:08,759
Speaker 1: after Twat, so this is not written by anyone. From

878
00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:13,200
Speaker 1: August twenty seventh, man touring places with rude names on

879
00:43:13,239 --> 00:43:16,840
Speaker 1: a fifty cc mopad will complete his journey in a

880
00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:22,400
Speaker 1: higher car after his engine seized on a Rember. Paul Taylor,

881
00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:27,920
Speaker 1: from war from Wantage, Oxfordshire, not a rude name, is

882
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:32,120
Speaker 1: making the charity fundraising trip which started in Shitterton, Dorset,

883
00:43:34,560 --> 00:43:36,880
Speaker 1: in memory of a friend who died of cancer.

884
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:37,440
Speaker 5: There you go.

885
00:43:37,560 --> 00:43:41,000
Speaker 1: He reached Twat in Orkney on Wednesday, but broke down

886
00:43:41,040 --> 00:43:44,920
Speaker 1: the following morning near Kroen O'mount in Aberdeenshire.

887
00:43:46,239 --> 00:43:47,640
Speaker 2: Just a bunch of words together.

888
00:43:48,280 --> 00:43:52,400
Speaker 1: His trip so far raised nearly twenty thousand pounds for

889
00:43:52,520 --> 00:43:56,279
Speaker 1: cancer research. Good yeah, mister Taylor said. He got really

890
00:43:56,360 --> 00:43:58,799
Speaker 1: upset after his engine expired. He said, I know it's

891
00:43:58,840 --> 00:44:00,680
Speaker 1: only a bit of metal, but you get attached to it.

892
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Speaker 1: We've seen some amazing places this week or so. I

893
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Speaker 1: did twelve hundred miles on that thing in a week.

894
00:44:07,239 --> 00:44:10,040
Speaker 1: It did really well. I did half expected. I was

895
00:44:10,080 --> 00:44:11,719
Speaker 1: overworking it, but I got to the point where I

896
00:44:11,719 --> 00:44:15,480
Speaker 1: thought we were actually going to make it. Yeah, so

897
00:44:15,560 --> 00:44:19,640
Speaker 1: then he's he's now he calls it his moronic moped marathon.

898
00:44:19,960 --> 00:44:23,520
Speaker 1: He's going to continue on. He is due to complete

899
00:44:23,600 --> 00:44:29,440
Speaker 1: his challenge in bell End, Worcester. Shirt belland is a

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00:44:29,440 --> 00:44:31,320
Speaker 1: British word meaning dickhead.

901
00:44:31,719 --> 00:44:34,680
Speaker 2: Oh we're an educational podcast.

902
00:44:34,760 --> 00:44:39,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, so here are this is so now I'm going

903
00:44:39,080 --> 00:44:41,200
Speaker 1: to the original one to get some of the more

904
00:44:41,239 --> 00:44:43,239
Speaker 1: funny names places that he is going.

905
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Speaker 5: Oh, that's what we're here for.

906
00:44:44,800 --> 00:44:47,800
Speaker 1: That is what we're here to. He started it Butthole Lane.

907
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:49,640
Speaker 2: We've talked about it.

908
00:44:50,280 --> 00:44:53,840
Speaker 1: He started at Shitterton, he went to Butthole Lane, he

909
00:44:53,920 --> 00:45:01,320
Speaker 1: got through Dull and then was going to Twat Okay, uh,

910
00:45:01,239 --> 00:45:04,920
Speaker 1: we're always a good time and always yes, always fun,

911
00:45:05,080 --> 00:45:08,680
Speaker 1: Happy Bottom Nature Reserve and Sandy Balls New Forest Holiday

912
00:45:08,719 --> 00:45:12,960
Speaker 1: Park's got a great funny street names on his interinary.

913
00:45:13,160 --> 00:45:17,680
Speaker 1: Itinerary included the Knob in king Sutton, Northamptonshire, but Ho

914
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Speaker 1: Lane and Shepshead, Leicester, shirt Jesus Christ and Titty Hoe

915
00:45:23,239 --> 00:45:29,640
Speaker 1: in Ron's North to Wow, you did well, thank you,

916
00:45:29,719 --> 00:45:32,040
Speaker 1: thank you. Really it was tough for Jersey.

917
00:45:32,120 --> 00:45:33,840
Speaker 2: You did well, New Jersey.

918
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Speaker 1: That's the moronic moped marathon.

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00:45:36,160 --> 00:45:39,680
Speaker 2: H He's a beautiful man and anything.

920
00:45:39,760 --> 00:45:41,560
Speaker 5: We'll figure it out when he goes.

921
00:45:41,800 --> 00:45:43,600
Speaker 6: So does he show up and then just sort to

922
00:45:43,640 --> 00:45:46,120
Speaker 6: get a picture next to the sign and then blog

923
00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:47,839
Speaker 6: it and keep going. And that's his deal?

924
00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:50,719
Speaker 1: Yes, exactly, that is his deal. He's doing it for

925
00:45:50,760 --> 00:45:56,520
Speaker 1: his boys, no joke. He it's he's doing it for

926
00:45:56,560 --> 00:46:00,279
Speaker 1: his buddy, his friend, Alec Alexis Laventis died of answer

927
00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:02,360
Speaker 1: last year, age fifty five. You want to do something

928
00:46:02,400 --> 00:46:05,160
Speaker 1: to quote to help beat this awful disease, and believe

929
00:46:05,160 --> 00:46:08,120
Speaker 1: the trip was a quote suitably ridiculous place to start.

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00:46:08,200 --> 00:46:08,600
Speaker 2: Love this.

931
00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:11,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it's right up.

932
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Speaker 6: There's a movie, yeah, another movie.

933
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Speaker 1: That just thinking in movies, folks.

934
00:46:17,960 --> 00:46:20,879
Speaker 6: These stories are just so beautiful that you guys tell

935
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Speaker 6: on your bananas.

936
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Speaker 2: Yeah, that would be good. That is good when you

937
00:46:24,280 --> 00:46:27,040
Speaker 2: do dumb things to raise money for costs. As it is,

938
00:46:27,200 --> 00:46:29,880
Speaker 2: it's the most we love doing it. It is our brand.

939
00:46:29,920 --> 00:46:31,400
Speaker 2: It's maybe the thing we do the most.

940
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Speaker 6: It is said that I don't live in a rude

941
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Speaker 6: named town.

942
00:46:36,239 --> 00:46:38,880
Speaker 1: No, there's a lot in the United States. We always

943
00:46:38,920 --> 00:46:43,719
Speaker 1: get people sending in rude named places. Yeah, so I

944
00:46:43,760 --> 00:46:45,720
Speaker 1: believe there's a fuck like New Mexico.

945
00:46:45,880 --> 00:46:48,480
Speaker 2: There's definitely a dildo. We get that one a lot.

946
00:46:49,080 --> 00:46:51,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a hell. There's a lot. There's pillow that's

947
00:46:51,520 --> 00:46:52,239
Speaker 1: a famous one.

948
00:46:52,280 --> 00:46:55,560
Speaker 2: Pillow. Well, yeah, when we uh, when we get East

949
00:46:55,600 --> 00:46:58,480
Speaker 2: Banana Land up and running, well we'll also maybe we'll

950
00:46:58,480 --> 00:47:00,040
Speaker 2: just get like a sprinter van and just dry I

951
00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:02,319
Speaker 2: have all the dirty name ones too, and then send

952
00:47:02,360 --> 00:47:03,879
Speaker 2: postcards back to Banana Land.

953
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:04,400
Speaker 1: I love it.

954
00:47:04,520 --> 00:47:08,080
Speaker 2: We'll get our postal worker really recognizing us as a micronation.

955
00:47:08,320 --> 00:47:10,440
Speaker 1: I love that.

956
00:47:10,400 --> 00:47:15,960
Speaker 2: That was a great one. Good for you, Kristin. I

957
00:47:16,120 --> 00:47:19,319
Speaker 2: did do this one because of something you can I'm

958
00:47:19,360 --> 00:47:22,719
Speaker 2: paraphrasing and correct me, but I think about twelve years ago,

959
00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:25,600
Speaker 2: maybe longer. You told me when you were in college

960
00:47:25,840 --> 00:47:29,200
Speaker 2: you tried to get into a an acting class with

961
00:47:29,280 --> 00:47:33,759
Speaker 2: the best voice professor, and she heard your voice and

962
00:47:33,880 --> 00:47:35,120
Speaker 2: said absolutely not.

963
00:47:35,800 --> 00:47:37,320
Speaker 5: She thought you had a bad voice.

964
00:47:37,560 --> 00:47:41,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, and how many TV shows and movies animated? Do

965
00:47:41,760 --> 00:47:44,240
Speaker 2: you think you've done Ballpark voice?

966
00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:45,520
Speaker 1: How many episodes total?

967
00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:45,799
Speaker 2: Yeah?

968
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Speaker 1: Oh, episodes, because like Bob's Burgers alone is what twenty

969
00:47:49,400 --> 00:47:53,399
Speaker 1: a year? So that's three hundred of Just Bob's Burgers, right,

970
00:47:53,520 --> 00:47:57,240
Speaker 1: two hundred two hundred of Just Bobs Burgers. How many

971
00:47:57,280 --> 00:48:02,080
Speaker 1: story three we're going to say, let's see excited. I

972
00:48:02,080 --> 00:48:04,960
Speaker 1: think like five hundred hours. I think like five hundred hours.

973
00:48:05,040 --> 00:48:06,520
Speaker 6: I've had a blessed career.

974
00:48:06,800 --> 00:48:08,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, five hundred hours as a voice octres.

975
00:48:08,840 --> 00:48:13,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, after being told by a professor that, yeah, she.

976
00:48:13,640 --> 00:48:16,880
Speaker 6: Just didn't think it was good enough for theater because

977
00:48:16,880 --> 00:48:20,800
Speaker 6: of my lisp and stuff. You know, because that college

978
00:48:20,880 --> 00:48:24,560
Speaker 6: training program was you could do Shakespeare, you could be versatile,

979
00:48:24,600 --> 00:48:27,640
Speaker 6: you know, and it was definitely not.

980
00:48:28,080 --> 00:48:29,040
Speaker 5: It hurts your feelings.

981
00:48:29,160 --> 00:48:32,479
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, when you're when you're you know, nineteen twenty

982
00:48:32,640 --> 00:48:35,399
Speaker 6: years old and you get told that your dream isn't

983
00:48:35,440 --> 00:48:37,759
Speaker 6: gonna you don't have the tools to do it and

984
00:48:37,760 --> 00:48:39,640
Speaker 6: you won't be able to get them with what you

985
00:48:39,680 --> 00:48:43,040
Speaker 6: have to work with. It is devastating. Because she worked

986
00:48:43,040 --> 00:48:45,600
Speaker 6: with Sigourney Weaver, and so that was what we were

987
00:48:45,600 --> 00:48:46,480
Speaker 6: trying to achieve.

988
00:48:48,520 --> 00:48:53,640
Speaker 2: Well, perfect, perfect, having the tools and then look at

989
00:48:53,680 --> 00:48:55,960
Speaker 2: you go, I mean, yeah it is it dunked on

990
00:48:56,040 --> 00:48:57,240
Speaker 2: her a million times.

991
00:48:57,520 --> 00:48:58,120
Speaker 6: It was wrong.

992
00:48:58,200 --> 00:48:59,320
Speaker 2: I think I was wrong.

993
00:48:59,360 --> 00:49:03,680
Speaker 6: I think that training program in general was not to total.

994
00:49:03,800 --> 00:49:06,160
Speaker 6: I mean Billy Eichner was also in my class. Yeah,

995
00:49:06,239 --> 00:49:09,239
Speaker 6: they did a good job, but I think I think

996
00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:12,960
Speaker 6: sometimes you go the best things you can learn in

997
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:16,440
Speaker 6: a theater program in college is your peers, you know,

998
00:49:16,640 --> 00:49:20,520
Speaker 6: in connection and to go go through the rest of

999
00:49:20,520 --> 00:49:23,000
Speaker 6: the journey with, but which you don't really have to

1000
00:49:23,040 --> 00:49:25,520
Speaker 6: pay for. You can skip college probably, Yeah.

1001
00:49:25,840 --> 00:49:27,799
Speaker 2: If you really want to be a performer that I

1002
00:49:27,960 --> 00:49:31,640
Speaker 2: agree completely. Anyway, Well that I remember you telling me

1003
00:49:31,719 --> 00:49:33,879
Speaker 2: that really over ten years ago, and it was just

1004
00:49:33,920 --> 00:49:36,560
Speaker 2: like it always blew my mind that somebody said that

1005
00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:37,760
Speaker 2: to you, and then they.

1006
00:49:37,600 --> 00:49:38,800
Speaker 5: Couldn't have been more wrong.

1007
00:49:39,160 --> 00:49:43,120
Speaker 2: This one was sent in by Jacob Kaye or Cali,

1008
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:45,440
Speaker 2: written by Melissa Locker.

1009
00:49:46,200 --> 00:49:53,120
Speaker 5: She's really good, maybe the best in the biz.

1010
00:49:54,920 --> 00:49:59,960
Speaker 2: Girl Born without Hands wins national handwriting competition because nothing

1011
00:50:00,120 --> 00:50:00,719
Speaker 2: can stop her.

1012
00:50:01,160 --> 00:50:03,919
Speaker 6: Come on, chill, yes, chill.

1013
00:50:04,880 --> 00:50:07,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, So I got this on CNN dot Com. I

1014
00:50:07,440 --> 00:50:11,280
Speaker 2: believe parents and educators have been worrying about the quote

1015
00:50:11,320 --> 00:50:14,400
Speaker 2: dying art end quote of handwriting for years, as smartphones

1016
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Speaker 2: and laptops have led to some classrooms spending less and

1017
00:50:17,160 --> 00:50:19,759
Speaker 2: less time on teaching the fine art of writing and

1018
00:50:19,800 --> 00:50:23,960
Speaker 2: cursive Sarah. I believe it's highness Ley. We're gonna go

1019
00:50:23,960 --> 00:50:28,000
Speaker 2: with Highnesley, a third grader from Frederick, Maryland, though finds

1020
00:50:28,080 --> 00:50:31,319
Speaker 2: cursive quote kind of easy, using her cursive skills to

1021
00:50:31,440 --> 00:50:36,080
Speaker 2: win the National Handwriting Competition. It's an impressive feat for anyone,

1022
00:50:36,960 --> 00:50:39,840
Speaker 2: especially a ten year old who was born without hands. Wow,

1023
00:50:41,040 --> 00:50:43,160
Speaker 2: I really hope it's Highnessy Henesley.

1024
00:50:43,200 --> 00:50:44,960
Speaker 5: Who I mean? I'm going with?

1025
00:50:45,040 --> 00:50:48,200
Speaker 2: Highnesley, who writes by holding the pencil between the ends

1026
00:50:48,200 --> 00:50:50,319
Speaker 2: of her arms, was trained in the fine art of

1027
00:50:50,360 --> 00:50:54,640
Speaker 2: penmanship by a teacher and quickly learned to love writing quote.

1028
00:50:54,719 --> 00:50:57,719
Speaker 2: She can do just about anything, oftentimes better than me

1029
00:50:57,920 --> 00:51:02,480
Speaker 2: or even my husband. Her mother, Catherine s Highnessley, entered

1030
00:51:02,520 --> 00:51:07,279
Speaker 2: the twenty nineteen Zayaner Blosser National Handwriting Competition, and the

1031
00:51:07,400 --> 00:51:10,560
Speaker 2: judges were so impressed with her perfect penmanship she won

1032
00:51:10,600 --> 00:51:13,520
Speaker 2: the Nicholas Maximum Ward. The award comes with a trophy

1033
00:51:13,600 --> 00:51:16,319
Speaker 2: and five hundred dollars in prize money, as well as

1034
00:51:16,320 --> 00:51:20,080
Speaker 2: five hundred dollars in educational materials for her school. So

1035
00:51:20,120 --> 00:51:24,240
Speaker 2: she also did well for school. Yeah, hennes Sleeve reportedly

1036
00:51:24,280 --> 00:51:26,440
Speaker 2: hasn't decided what she wants to spend her five hundred

1037
00:51:26,480 --> 00:51:28,719
Speaker 2: dollars in prize money on but she does hope to

1038
00:51:28,800 --> 00:51:32,600
Speaker 2: inspire other children quote who have challenges end quote reminding

1039
00:51:32,640 --> 00:51:35,960
Speaker 2: them that in their experience quote if you try your hardest,

1040
00:51:36,120 --> 00:51:36,880
Speaker 2: you can do it.

1041
00:51:37,160 --> 00:51:40,480
Speaker 1: And quote Banana of the week.

1042
00:51:40,440 --> 00:51:45,160
Speaker 2: That's banana pretty crazy, right, Yeah, good for her, for Sarah.

1043
00:51:45,200 --> 00:51:49,120
Speaker 6: Yeah, not only just learning cursive, but like you know now,

1044
00:51:49,360 --> 00:51:52,080
Speaker 6: like you can draw, you can there's so many ways

1045
00:51:52,120 --> 00:51:56,040
Speaker 6: to express yourself. And sometimes when you get told no

1046
00:51:56,760 --> 00:51:59,000
Speaker 6: or I think you can't, I think you work even

1047
00:51:59,080 --> 00:51:59,920
Speaker 6: harder to do it.

1048
00:52:00,280 --> 00:52:00,880
Speaker 2: Yeah. I agree.

1049
00:52:00,920 --> 00:52:04,200
Speaker 6: It's really ambition, isn't it. It's not really talent as

1050
00:52:04,239 --> 00:52:06,919
Speaker 6: much as ambition. But it sounds like there has talent too.

1051
00:52:07,080 --> 00:52:08,759
Speaker 5: I think she is both, and so do you.

1052
00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:11,279
Speaker 1: I mean the thing you can need a combination of both.

1053
00:52:11,280 --> 00:52:13,720
Speaker 6: I think you do. But I think you really need

1054
00:52:13,960 --> 00:52:15,680
Speaker 6: more ambition than talent.

1055
00:52:15,760 --> 00:52:20,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, possibly because I do know so many talented people. Yeah,

1056
00:52:20,440 --> 00:52:22,840
Speaker 1: and then it's just you know, so many people with hands.

1057
00:52:23,040 --> 00:52:26,719
Speaker 1: Yeah exactly.

1058
00:52:27,280 --> 00:52:29,759
Speaker 2: I don't know that, but it's true. And as soon

1059
00:52:29,760 --> 00:52:31,480
Speaker 2: as I saw the story, I mean, it's incredible. It's

1060
00:52:31,560 --> 00:52:33,440
Speaker 2: just that's exactly it. You're gonna have to makes me

1061
00:52:33,520 --> 00:52:35,839
Speaker 2: say no, no, no, And then inside you.

1062
00:52:35,800 --> 00:52:36,239
Speaker 5: Have to go.

1063
00:52:36,480 --> 00:52:41,640
Speaker 2: But yes, yes, yes.

1064
00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:42,480
Speaker 6: If you can't make the voice inside be quiet, then

1065
00:52:42,520 --> 00:52:43,560
Speaker 6: you just have to listen.

1066
00:52:43,800 --> 00:52:46,560
Speaker 5: Yes, that's really it, all right.

1067
00:52:48,200 --> 00:52:51,319
Speaker 6: You want to hear the last one almost over?

1068
00:52:51,680 --> 00:52:53,160
Speaker 2: Well, you know it is and it isn't because we

1069
00:52:53,160 --> 00:52:55,640
Speaker 2: have huge gaps in there. We can definitely do another story.

1070
00:52:55,800 --> 00:52:59,200
Speaker 1: This is here, it is This one is right up your.

1071
00:53:00,360 --> 00:53:06,120
Speaker 6: And of course fred lovely events around the world.

1072
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Speaker 1: This one was sent in by Bethany Baldy Instagram than

1073
00:53:11,480 --> 00:53:17,480
Speaker 1: Bethany Uh. This is on visit Athens g a dot com. Uh.

1074
00:53:17,520 --> 00:53:21,440
Speaker 1: And this is the title. Is the Tree that owns Itself?

1075
00:53:21,680 --> 00:53:25,800
Speaker 1: Christ is right, It's giving to itself.

1076
00:53:27,160 --> 00:53:27,719
Speaker 2: Self love.

1077
00:53:28,840 --> 00:53:32,319
Speaker 1: One of athens most beloved residents and roadside wonders is

1078
00:53:32,360 --> 00:53:35,480
Speaker 1: the Tree that owns Itself. This stately white oak resides

1079
00:53:35,520 --> 00:53:37,960
Speaker 1: at the corner of Deering and Finley Streets at the

1080
00:53:38,040 --> 00:53:41,800
Speaker 1: edge of downtown Athens. It is an unusual property owner

1081
00:53:41,920 --> 00:53:44,840
Speaker 1: as it pays no taxes, which sounds like a church.

1082
00:53:46,360 --> 00:53:46,720
Speaker 3: Bottom.

1083
00:53:48,880 --> 00:53:52,120
Speaker 1: It is a weird then and and and uh. Bethany,

1084
00:53:52,120 --> 00:53:54,960
Speaker 1: who sent this in is like remarked on the fact

1085
00:53:54,960 --> 00:53:57,719
Speaker 1: that like, what a weird choice from the writer to

1086
00:53:57,880 --> 00:54:00,680
Speaker 1: just be like this tree doesn't pay tax. Of all

1087
00:54:00,719 --> 00:54:04,640
Speaker 1: the things that is weird about a tree owning property, yeah,

1088
00:54:04,680 --> 00:54:07,720
Speaker 1: that's probably the least weird. Okay, history of the tree.

1089
00:54:07,800 --> 00:54:10,320
Speaker 1: According to a legend first printed in the local newspaper

1090
00:54:10,360 --> 00:54:14,160
Speaker 1: on August twelfth, eighteen ninety, Colonel William H. Jackson's will

1091
00:54:14,360 --> 00:54:17,799
Speaker 1: deeded the tree possession of itself and all the land

1092
00:54:17,800 --> 00:54:20,880
Speaker 1: within eight feet of its trunk. Is this deed legally binding?

1093
00:54:20,920 --> 00:54:23,040
Speaker 1: We're not sure, as no one ever contested the tree's

1094
00:54:23,080 --> 00:54:27,560
Speaker 1: property rights. Today's tree is actually a junior. The original Jino,

1095
00:54:27,920 --> 00:54:30,440
Speaker 1: estimated around four hundred years old, fell over during a

1096
00:54:30,440 --> 00:54:33,360
Speaker 1: windstorm on October ninth, nineteen forty two. Not wanting the

1097
00:54:33,400 --> 00:54:36,359
Speaker 1: tradition to die, members of the Junior Ladies Garden Club

1098
00:54:36,400 --> 00:54:39,680
Speaker 1: of Athens were determined to replace the tree. Garden Club

1099
00:54:39,680 --> 00:54:42,880
Speaker 1: members gathered acorns from the sidon lovingly began growing a

1100
00:54:42,960 --> 00:54:45,799
Speaker 1: second generation white oak to replace Colonel Oh, that's cool

1101
00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:48,759
Speaker 1: the tree. In just four short years, on December fourth,

1102
00:54:48,840 --> 00:54:52,280
Speaker 1: nineteen forty six, Junior Laters Ladies members planted the sapling

1103
00:54:52,320 --> 00:54:56,440
Speaker 1: that stands tall today as a tree that owns itself

1104
00:54:57,520 --> 00:54:58,560
Speaker 1: and they still take.

1105
00:54:58,400 --> 00:54:58,719
Speaker 2: Care of it.

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00:54:58,719 --> 00:55:01,400
Speaker 1: It's a tree. It's literally just in the like looks

1107
00:55:01,400 --> 00:55:04,719
Speaker 1: like a median because it owns that land. Uh, and

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Speaker 1: it's growing.

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Speaker 5: Hey, ban animals.

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00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:08,000
Speaker 2: If you live in Athens, Georgia, go drive and take

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00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:10,080
Speaker 2: a picture from that tree with us. We want to

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00:55:10,120 --> 00:55:12,600
Speaker 2: see the tree that owns itself. You get a hug,

1113
00:55:12,960 --> 00:55:14,719
Speaker 2: give it a hug, give it a low five.

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00:55:15,520 --> 00:55:19,640
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm so baffled by the fact that

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00:55:19,680 --> 00:55:21,239
Speaker 6: the tree owns itself.

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00:55:21,840 --> 00:55:22,120
Speaker 2: Yeah.

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00:55:22,200 --> 00:55:26,600
Speaker 1: I think it's just like not a goof, but it's

1118
00:55:26,640 --> 00:55:29,239
Speaker 1: like symbolic. It's that they just made that. He just

1119
00:55:29,280 --> 00:55:31,120
Speaker 1: loved the tree so much, he never wanted it to

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Speaker 1: be cut down, right, okay icy. Yeah, so it doesn't

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00:55:34,760 --> 00:55:36,440
Speaker 1: know one, I guess own it.

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00:55:36,680 --> 00:55:38,120
Speaker 6: Yeah, but no one can cut it down.

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00:55:38,239 --> 00:55:40,440
Speaker 1: But also, Kristen is an all ownership of crime.

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00:55:41,800 --> 00:55:45,600
Speaker 6: Oh probably, I think. I think in general it leaves

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00:55:45,760 --> 00:55:48,200
Speaker 6: it leads to more sadness than anything else.

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00:55:49,560 --> 00:55:49,759
Speaker 2: Yeah.

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00:55:50,719 --> 00:55:53,759
Speaker 6: You know. Related to that a little bit is when

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00:55:53,760 --> 00:55:56,520
Speaker 6: I was living in Vancouver, it is a total crime

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00:55:56,560 --> 00:55:58,920
Speaker 6: to cut down any tree, no matter where you are. Really,

1130
00:55:59,320 --> 00:56:02,000
Speaker 6: even if it's on your property, you cannot cut down

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00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:02,480
Speaker 6: a tree.

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00:56:02,520 --> 00:56:03,120
Speaker 1: Wow.

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00:56:03,320 --> 00:56:05,200
Speaker 6: And so there was this big to do because a

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00:56:05,320 --> 00:56:10,120
Speaker 6: very wealthy woman from a long time ago, maybe the

1135
00:56:10,160 --> 00:56:14,800
Speaker 6: twentieth century though, but earlier on cut down a tree

1136
00:56:15,120 --> 00:56:18,640
Speaker 6: that was blocking her. You know, ocean view outrageous and

1137
00:56:19,040 --> 00:56:22,240
Speaker 6: every end she got fined. Two people are still talking

1138
00:56:22,239 --> 00:56:22,680
Speaker 6: about it.

1139
00:56:22,800 --> 00:56:23,160
Speaker 1: Really.

1140
00:56:23,239 --> 00:56:25,960
Speaker 6: And we were shooting the Benedict Society in Vancouver and

1141
00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:28,000
Speaker 6: we shot a lot in the mansion which was a

1142
00:56:28,080 --> 00:56:34,200
Speaker 6: college property and there's, you know, gorgeous lawn and gorgeous trees,

1143
00:56:34,640 --> 00:56:38,399
Speaker 6: and behind the trees is the most beautiful, spectacular view

1144
00:56:38,400 --> 00:56:40,040
Speaker 6: of oceans and islands and.

1145
00:56:40,120 --> 00:56:41,880
Speaker 1: Rocking mountains coming over day.

1146
00:56:41,920 --> 00:56:43,759
Speaker 6: But you'll never see it unless you go on to

1147
00:56:43,840 --> 00:56:47,080
Speaker 6: the roof because it's illegal to cut down those trees.

1148
00:56:48,600 --> 00:56:51,200
Speaker 6: I don't know how I feel about it. I would

1149
00:56:51,360 --> 00:56:53,359
Speaker 6: maybe go to jail and cut down a few trees

1150
00:56:53,400 --> 00:56:56,560
Speaker 6: to look at the ocean. The American and me or

1151
00:56:56,640 --> 00:56:59,400
Speaker 6: the landlocked Colorado girl that when she finally saw the

1152
00:56:59,400 --> 00:57:01,000
Speaker 6: ocean was like, this is incredible.

1153
00:57:01,560 --> 00:57:03,960
Speaker 2: One. You can plant more trees, but you can't make

1154
00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:07,960
Speaker 2: more ocean. I mean, come on, guys, everybody knows sure

1155
00:57:08,080 --> 00:57:11,600
Speaker 2: it covers seventy plus percent of the world. And yes,

1156
00:57:11,719 --> 00:57:14,880
Speaker 2: we live a short forty five minute drive at all times.

1157
00:57:14,920 --> 00:57:19,400
Speaker 1: If you're gonna cancel Kristen for anything, here's your chance, folks,

1158
00:57:19,560 --> 00:57:22,200
Speaker 1: She's willing to cut down the trees for a view.

1159
00:57:22,520 --> 00:57:24,440
Speaker 6: I guess that what happened.

1160
00:57:25,560 --> 00:57:27,320
Speaker 2: I do have a goal in life to own a

1161
00:57:27,360 --> 00:57:29,760
Speaker 2: house that has a tree within it. I always like,

1162
00:57:29,800 --> 00:57:33,080
Speaker 2: whenever you see those like photos and architectural whatever.

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00:57:33,000 --> 00:57:36,080
Speaker 6: There's a yeah that is so and there's a.

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00:57:36,040 --> 00:57:38,640
Speaker 2: Tree that grows in your house, I would I'd be

1165
00:57:38,680 --> 00:57:39,360
Speaker 2: so happy.

1166
00:57:39,680 --> 00:57:43,200
Speaker 6: What about like termite though, or like but it's.

1167
00:57:43,040 --> 00:57:44,720
Speaker 2: A possibility, there's still a bit.

1168
00:57:44,760 --> 00:57:49,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'll protect you.

1169
00:57:50,120 --> 00:57:52,200
Speaker 6: They like they just like to eat wood.

1170
00:57:52,440 --> 00:57:54,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, but every house is made of wood.

1171
00:57:54,600 --> 00:57:57,920
Speaker 6: Yes, you're right, there's no risk with the tree in

1172
00:57:57,960 --> 00:58:04,760
Speaker 6: your house. No, Clifford's is it Cliffords Clifton. I don't

1173
00:58:04,760 --> 00:58:07,560
Speaker 6: think they're real trees, but they put like those fake

1174
00:58:07,640 --> 00:58:08,520
Speaker 6: sculpted trees.

1175
00:58:08,600 --> 00:58:12,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, cool happy Clifton's Downtown l A has like a

1176
00:58:12,480 --> 00:58:15,000
Speaker 2: four story bar with a weird tiki bar on the top.

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00:58:15,040 --> 00:58:18,560
Speaker 2: But then the coolest bar is the second one up,

1178
00:58:18,640 --> 00:58:21,480
Speaker 2: and it's giant fake trees and it's basically like being

1179
00:58:21,480 --> 00:58:23,439
Speaker 2: in a giant nature preserve. But then it's a huge

1180
00:58:23,480 --> 00:58:27,160
Speaker 2: cocktail bar with big a big sofas and chairs everywhere.

1181
00:58:27,160 --> 00:58:31,120
Speaker 1: It's awesome and cliffs another cliff based tree place that

1182
00:58:31,280 --> 00:58:34,439
Speaker 1: was outside had a lot of trees in it. Now

1183
00:58:34,480 --> 00:58:35,440
Speaker 1: no longer exists.

1184
00:58:35,560 --> 00:58:38,680
Speaker 2: No what Well now it's Barbarakari. So you you're getting

1185
00:58:38,720 --> 00:58:39,439
Speaker 2: an La tour.

1186
00:58:39,680 --> 00:58:44,280
Speaker 6: Yeah, you know this is the thing. There's been a pandemic. Yeah,

1187
00:58:44,400 --> 00:58:49,360
Speaker 6: I'm bitter about it. I realized today I'm bitter about

1188
00:58:49,360 --> 00:58:53,000
Speaker 6: it because I've been keeping my little child like safe.

1189
00:58:53,200 --> 00:58:56,480
Speaker 6: You have to do that, showing her the world or

1190
00:58:56,600 --> 00:58:59,880
Speaker 6: hanging out with grandparents. Really and it's a year, you know,

1191
00:59:00,120 --> 00:59:01,840
Speaker 6: over a year of her life.

1192
00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:03,120
Speaker 1: Is god, you got it?

1193
00:59:03,240 --> 00:59:07,360
Speaker 6: Almost a yeah she's done.

1194
00:59:07,880 --> 00:59:13,520
Speaker 2: Said earlier. She's got a car.

1195
00:59:14,840 --> 00:59:18,240
Speaker 6: But anyways, I was just thinking of being mad and

1196
00:59:18,280 --> 00:59:20,280
Speaker 6: all these venues like where we do our hot tub

1197
00:59:20,320 --> 00:59:23,320
Speaker 6: show is in you know, up in the air. But

1198
00:59:23,480 --> 00:59:25,560
Speaker 6: that being said, when they say that we're gonna there,

1199
00:59:25,720 --> 00:59:28,160
Speaker 6: we're losing this and that in the other place, doesn't

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00:59:28,200 --> 00:59:31,160
Speaker 6: that just mean another rich person is just buying it

1201
00:59:31,200 --> 00:59:33,200
Speaker 6: and renaming it and it'll keep the same bune.

1202
00:59:33,400 --> 00:59:36,120
Speaker 2: There'll be the grand reopening will happen.

1203
00:59:36,480 --> 00:59:40,320
Speaker 6: But it won't change from bar too. It might bookstore,

1204
00:59:40,360 --> 00:59:40,960
Speaker 6: which we need more.

1205
00:59:40,960 --> 00:59:46,960
Speaker 1: Bookstores are always doing. Everybody's always buying up land and

1206
00:59:46,960 --> 00:59:48,560
Speaker 1: making those bookstores.

1207
00:59:49,560 --> 00:59:56,400
Speaker 2: I know the overhead is too good on this alcohol sales, drinking,

1208
00:59:56,520 --> 00:59:57,280
Speaker 2: more reading.

1209
00:59:57,360 --> 00:59:58,960
Speaker 1: That's what all the billionaires say.

1210
00:59:59,120 --> 01:00:02,440
Speaker 2: What takes up a lot a space makes no profit whatsoever.

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01:00:03,400 --> 01:00:04,800
Speaker 2: Hardback books.

1212
01:00:06,040 --> 01:00:09,120
Speaker 1: Kristen, thank you so much for being on the podcast.

1213
01:00:09,720 --> 01:00:17,360
Speaker 6: Still Yeah, I did your first one ever. No, No,

1214
01:00:17,440 --> 01:00:19,680
Speaker 6: it was a pleasure, And I really love you guys.

1215
01:00:19,760 --> 01:00:20,560
Speaker 2: I love you too.

1216
01:00:22,680 --> 01:00:25,000
Speaker 1: Anything you want to plug. Everyone should watch The Mysterious

1217
01:00:25,000 --> 01:00:25,800
Speaker 1: Benedict Society.

1218
01:00:25,880 --> 01:00:28,640
Speaker 6: Yeah, watch it, binge it up, binge it up.

1219
01:00:29,040 --> 01:00:32,240
Speaker 1: That's on Disney Disney Plus. And you can also watch

1220
01:00:32,400 --> 01:00:33,280
Speaker 1: What we Do in the Shadow.

1221
01:00:33,400 --> 01:00:35,480
Speaker 6: Yeah, What we Do in the Shadow season three is

1222
01:00:35,560 --> 01:00:39,400
Speaker 6: now premiering and dropping as we speak.

1223
01:00:39,680 --> 01:00:42,840
Speaker 1: You can watch that either on FX or FX on

1224
01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:46,680
Speaker 1: Hulu the next day. The most confusing way to run

1225
01:00:46,760 --> 01:00:49,840
Speaker 1: Hulu is to have then multiple channels inside Hulu that

1226
01:00:49,880 --> 01:00:52,000
Speaker 1: you have to a lot.

1227
01:00:51,840 --> 01:00:56,000
Speaker 6: Of backroom deals. Okay, when these shows are getting bo

1228
01:00:56,120 --> 01:01:01,360
Speaker 6: sold Oh and Bob's Burgers, yes, which you can, which

1229
01:01:01,400 --> 01:01:03,680
Speaker 6: is going to premiere in a few weeks. Great, it's

1230
01:01:03,760 --> 01:01:05,720
Speaker 6: exciting and who.

1231
01:01:05,840 --> 01:01:11,920
Speaker 1: Later, folks. Kristin Shaw three television shows going at once.

1232
01:01:12,080 --> 01:01:13,960
Speaker 1: That's a new record. It's usually only two.

1233
01:01:14,240 --> 01:01:17,040
Speaker 6: One thing that embarrasses me is talking about my career.

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01:01:17,160 --> 01:01:19,479
Speaker 1: Yeah, there we go. We can end with that. Thank

1235
01:01:19,520 --> 01:01:20,680
Speaker 1: you so much, Christin, we love you.

1236
01:01:20,760 --> 01:01:21,560
Speaker 6: I love you guys.

1237
01:01:21,640 --> 01:01:22,600
Speaker 2: A bye.

1238
01:01:34,680 --> 01:01:43,160
Speaker 6: Es on there you choose gather crazy.

1239
01:01:44,760 --> 01:01:52,720
Speaker 4: I'm following around the boy too, and maybe check the facts.

1240
01:01:52,760 --> 01:02:00,520
Speaker 4: But you're got to believes yet clue when they can

1241
01:02:00,600 --> 01:02:01,280
Speaker 4: checked the fast.

1242
01:02:01,560 --> 01:02:03,000
Speaker 6: Now the strangers in this.

1243
01:02:07,920 --> 01:02:12,040
Speaker 7: Driving me the man escape the man and man is

1244
01:02:12,200 --> 01:02:16,760
Speaker 7: driving me the man escape the man is lived driving

1245
01:02:17,200 --> 01:02:17,880
Speaker 7: the man.

1246
01:02:17,880 --> 01:02:18,960
Speaker 2: Escape the man.

1247
01:02:19,640 --> 01:02:23,240
Speaker 7: Then and man's driving me the man escape the man.

1248
01:02:27,520 --> 01:02:32,080
Speaker 1: He thatches on the mad joel on it said, with

1249
01:02:32,360 --> 01:02:37,440
Speaker 1: your blame. If I hear throw.

1250
01:02:37,400 --> 01:02:41,920
Speaker 4: Your mind to a billion pieces, would you believe.

1251
01:02:43,800 --> 01:02:44,600
Speaker 1: It gets to cool?

1252
01:02:44,680 --> 01:02:48,040
Speaker 6: The nigga check the facts, but you better believe that anything.

1253
01:02:52,320 --> 01:02:53,120
Speaker 4: Just gets so cool.

1254
01:02:53,200 --> 01:02:54,280
Speaker 6: And they be checked the fact.

1255
01:02:54,640 --> 01:02:55,520
Speaker 1: Now that's stranger.

1256
01:02:55,720 --> 01:02:56,400
Speaker 2: Then that's a.

1257
01:03:01,000 --> 01:03:04,560
Speaker 7: Driving Bacon cares baby drim lare is good. Then and

1258
01:03:04,720 --> 01:03:07,680
Speaker 7: there's drama bag and Flare scaging.

1259
01:03:07,360 --> 01:03:09,360
Speaker 2: From there as the man.

1260
01:03:09,520 --> 01:03:14,320
Speaker 7: Drama then escape m Laus then as theres drove.

1261
01:03:14,120 --> 01:03:17,600
Speaker 2: And Bacon canstrating boom there there.

1262
01:03:17,480 --> 01:03:34,320
Speaker 7: There driving bacon lads grazing brim there stood there, and

1263
01:03:34,440 --> 01:03:39,120
Speaker 7: then drive and bacon flareus gaging rim theres there there there,

1264
01:03:39,240 --> 01:03:42,640
Speaker 7: drive and paper and las escape prim Las good there

1265
01:03:42,760 --> 01:03:45,280
Speaker 7: and then drive and bacon las bag

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01:03:45,560 --> 01:03:47,680
Speaker 2: From there there there there