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Speaker 1: Hello, Hi is Paul there? Oh yeah, this is Paul. Paul.

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Speaker 1: This is Casey right back. I'm calling on behalf of

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Speaker 1: your girlfriend, Rebecca. She wants to let you know that

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Speaker 1: she's done with you and consider yourself officially dumped by

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Speaker 1: Break a Date. I don't understand. We're an online service

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Speaker 1: where people used to break up with their significant others

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Speaker 1: so they don't have to do the difficult task in person.

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Speaker 1: So congratulations, you're being broken up with by break at eight.

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Speaker 1: Wait is this a real thing? I mean, do people actually?

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Speaker 1: Do people actually pay for this? Yes, they do. A

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Speaker 1: lot of people can't have the breakup conversation and they

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Speaker 1: don't know how to get out of a relationship, and

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Speaker 1: that's when they call us. It's nineteen ninety five if

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Speaker 1: you're ever interested in breaking up with someone. But um,

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Speaker 1: I do have the unfortunate task of delivering the bad

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Speaker 1: news to you today that your girlfriend is leaving you.

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Speaker 1: Holy yeah, I'll just read you some of her email.

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Speaker 1: It said, dear break a Date, I need to help

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Speaker 1: drop my loser boyfriend Paul because he's and this is

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Speaker 1: her words, not mine, a lazy piece of and hasn't

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Speaker 1: worked out in over six months. Apparently that's been a

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Speaker 1: big problem in your relationship. That is complete. I've been

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Speaker 1: at the office for fifteen hours a day trying to

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Speaker 1: get a promotion so that I can I can make

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Speaker 1: this work a little bit better. But no, no, no no,

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Speaker 1: no no, that's a that's apparently not a Sometimes I

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Speaker 1: don't even leave it. Not am I supposed to work out?

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Speaker 1: She also said she's sick and tired of dating a

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Speaker 1: guy that looks like a male version of Kirsty Alley.

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Speaker 1: Her words, not mine. I'm the one who needs to

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Speaker 1: work out. She's the one who has it worked out

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Speaker 1: six months. I mean, she's the one. She looks like

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Speaker 1: a damn monster truck tire with that cottage cheese as

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Speaker 1: in them in the uffin top. Sir, I can for

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Speaker 1: nineteen ninety five. I can pass that message along to

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Speaker 1: her if you'd like us to send that to her

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Speaker 1: through Break a Date, Break a Date, won't you hear

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Speaker 1: me say, sir, sir, I'd appreciate it if you would

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Speaker 1: not really slam my company like that. We're just doing

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Speaker 1: a service. It's supposed to help people out. Do you

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Speaker 1: know what you I don't know who you are, but

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Speaker 1: you're a piece of you sit behind a phone all

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Speaker 1: day and try to act like you're doing somebody a service.

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Speaker 1: Where are you, sir? This is not about me or you.

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Speaker 1: It's about your ex girlfriend and your inability to lose weight. No,

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Speaker 1: you know what do you? Come on? Come on, be

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Speaker 1: a big man. You have a big business. Come on,

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Speaker 1: come meet me. Let's talk about it. Come on, I

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Speaker 1: could come meet you. Yeah, let's yeah, let's meet because

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Speaker 1: I would really actually be interested in talking to you

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Speaker 1: about some great new diet pills. Then just hit the market.

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Speaker 1: I'm done with this, okay, So you can either get

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Speaker 1: me off of this song right now or I'm done.

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Speaker 1: Do you get it? I will let you go, sir.

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Speaker 1: I just have to tell you one more thing from

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Speaker 1: your ex girlfriend. She just called me a fat Kirsty Alley.

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Speaker 1: What else could she possibly want to say? I was

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Speaker 1: going to tell you that this is actually a fake

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Speaker 1: phone call. What. Yeah, it's a joke. Are you kidding me? No?

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Speaker 1: This is actually Jewel from Brooklyn Jewil in the morning.

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Speaker 1: I'm moving ninety two point five doing a phone tap

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Speaker 1: on you. Your girlfriend, Rebecca set you up? Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: she wanted us to pretend to break up with you

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Speaker 1: since it's National dump Day? What his Nextional dump Day?

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Speaker 1: It's the day where people try to break up with

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Speaker 1: people before it gets too deep into the holidays. So

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Speaker 1: she's not really breaking up with you, no, but she

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Speaker 1: might be after she hears what she said about her. Oh,

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Speaker 1: wake up every morning with Jubil phone taps. We