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Speaker 3: and eat fighting for.

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Speaker 1: You, similar to what Ferguson is doing with the skeleton

441
00:24:19,560 --> 00:24:25,439
Speaker 1: though the Skelington. You know, because it is it is

442
00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:29,160
Speaker 1: taking something that traditionally has been pretty scary, but honestly

443
00:24:29,920 --> 00:24:31,920
Speaker 1: it doesn't have to be because we all do have

444
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:36,359
Speaker 1: these bones. Even funny guys, nice guys, and even nerds

445
00:24:36,440 --> 00:24:37,760
Speaker 1: like us have these bones.

446
00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:42,080
Speaker 3: We've all got a skelington. Yes, it's true when you

447
00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:46,080
Speaker 3: take all the mess away, you know, the messy skin.

448
00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:50,359
Speaker 1: Yes, if you dip someone in acid, you know, and

449
00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:52,840
Speaker 1: then there'd be a skelington in there, or.

450
00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:55,120
Speaker 3: The dip, the dip from Roger Rabbit. Would they ever

451
00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:57,480
Speaker 3: have a skelington, a skeleton.

452
00:24:57,280 --> 00:25:01,840
Speaker 1: That seems to disintegrate them everyw to make everything go away?

453
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,600
Speaker 2: Yes, you would see a little baby shoe skeleton and

454
00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:08,600
Speaker 2: it would just be sad for you. It was really hard, Yeah,

455
00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:11,439
Speaker 2: because you were I mean you you know, you have

456
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Speaker 2: your stage name now, but you were once Jessica Rabbit.

457
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Speaker 2: Do you want to tell us about Well.

458
00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:19,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, well that's kind of what I was named after.

459
00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:23,880
Speaker 3: When that film was in its peak time and when

460
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Speaker 3: it was released, my parents made me.

461
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I saw a lot of Jessica Rabbits back.

462
00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:31,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, there was a big boom in the Jessica in.

463
00:25:31,359 --> 00:25:34,479
Speaker 1: The very common name about nine months after that film

464
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Speaker 1: took number one at the box office. There you were

465
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Speaker 1: meeting a lot of little baby Jessica Rabbits.

466
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Speaker 3: And I was I was definitely just sort of u

467
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Speaker 3: raised to be a strong Jessica Rabbit esque figure.

468
00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:53,040
Speaker 1: Yes, necessarily bad, but you had been drawn that way, yeah, yeah, yes,

469
00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:59,520
Speaker 1: so yes, and then you just recently changed your last name.

470
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Speaker 3: I did it.

471
00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:03,120
Speaker 1: I did in honor of Robin Williams.

472
00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:06,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, because it you know, it was he was one

473
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Speaker 3: of my heroes. And so I called my parents, I asked,

474
00:26:10,760 --> 00:26:12,720
Speaker 3: So it was okay, they said, we don't care. You're

475
00:26:13,359 --> 00:26:15,560
Speaker 3: you know, you don't live here anymore. But remember your heritage,

476
00:26:15,840 --> 00:26:19,200
Speaker 3: Remember where you come from. Remember the rabbit.

477
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Speaker 1: Yes, the rabbit, m hm. Yes.

478
00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:27,080
Speaker 2: And how Judge Doom is bad. He's still a bad guy. Yes, Yes,

479
00:26:28,080 --> 00:26:29,920
Speaker 2: I think he was secretly a cartoon number there.

480
00:26:30,680 --> 00:26:34,520
Speaker 1: Okay, I don't okay, I don't want to get into

481
00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:35,919
Speaker 1: these conspiracy theaters.

482
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Speaker 2: That's my take. He seems like a normal guy, but

483
00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:40,000
Speaker 2: I think underneath he actually might have secretly been a cartoon.

484
00:26:40,119 --> 00:26:44,359
Speaker 3: That's interesting because sometimes what you want to destroy the most, yes,

485
00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:46,680
Speaker 3: is is kind of what you want.

486
00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:49,800
Speaker 1: It's a part of you. Yeah, that's true. But I

487
00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:51,840
Speaker 1: don't want to get too political.

488
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:54,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not really. No, it's not the place of

489
00:26:54,760 --> 00:26:55,000
Speaker 2: the show.

490
00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:57,240
Speaker 1: I agree. It's for my own time, not necessarily the

491
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Speaker 1: place of the show.

492
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Speaker 2: Let me play a special song, okay, Jessica, this is here,

493
00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:08,480
Speaker 2: it is it's a song for the Popcorn Gallery. It's

494
00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:10,240
Speaker 2: a it's a segment that we like to do on

495
00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:12,440
Speaker 2: the show. Are you listening, Yeah.

496
00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:14,159
Speaker 3: I can hear. It's ask the questions.

497
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:18,560
Speaker 2: Not it's a song for it's a segment and it's

498
00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:21,200
Speaker 2: where we asked the questions for the for the show

499
00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:24,960
Speaker 2: and people have the pop submitted questions you and this

500
00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:28,560
Speaker 2: is the song. We put the song and the question.

501
00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:32,760
Speaker 2: Now now it's done, and now it's time to asked

502
00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:40,760
Speaker 2: the questions for Jessica. Oh yeah, okay, do you get that?

503
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:43,480
Speaker 1: And so it's so it's a segment that we do

504
00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:47,879
Speaker 1: where we have the questions and the viewers asked the questions,

505
00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:52,000
Speaker 1: and it's the popcorn gallery and it's not the peanut gallery.

506
00:27:52,119 --> 00:27:54,600
Speaker 2: It's not the peanut familiar with the expression of the

507
00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:55,480
Speaker 2: peanut gallery.

508
00:27:56,680 --> 00:27:58,240
Speaker 1: And so this is what about.

509
00:27:58,040 --> 00:27:59,920
Speaker 3: Like popcorn reading? Does that have anything to do with it?

510
00:28:00,119 --> 00:28:00,359
Speaker 2: Either?

511
00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:06,600
Speaker 1: Good popcorn reading, I know what it is, but tell

512
00:28:06,640 --> 00:28:07,320
Speaker 1: Hay is what it.

513
00:28:07,320 --> 00:28:11,080
Speaker 3: Is, so we both know what it is. But popcorn

514
00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:14,040
Speaker 3: reading is when you're in a class and your teacher

515
00:28:14,080 --> 00:28:17,239
Speaker 3: wants you to read a paragraph or a page, but

516
00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:19,200
Speaker 3: she wants to spread out. She doesn't want people to

517
00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:21,560
Speaker 3: fall asleep, so she'll have you read one or two sentences,

518
00:28:22,040 --> 00:28:25,040
Speaker 3: and then you can popcorn read and you can say

519
00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:27,440
Speaker 3: popcorn and you would be like Sean, and then it

520
00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:29,800
Speaker 3: would be time for Sean better be paying attention because

521
00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:31,320
Speaker 3: he's got to pick up where the next sentences.

522
00:28:31,520 --> 00:28:33,440
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, well we know what that is because we're

523
00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:36,720
Speaker 2: all in the same class and we're all we're all

524
00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:37,640
Speaker 2: in school.

525
00:28:37,359 --> 00:28:41,720
Speaker 1: And school you never stop learning, and but school sucks

526
00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:44,000
Speaker 1: and it's good, and it's a good it's good to

527
00:28:44,040 --> 00:28:47,360
Speaker 1: be paying attention. But also the popcorn reading method is

528
00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:51,360
Speaker 1: propaganda of fear. It is just you know, uh, it

529
00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:54,560
Speaker 1: should be a positive reward, not trying to punish.

530
00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:59,960
Speaker 2: Yes, so, uh, we're all very young and and we're

531
00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:02,200
Speaker 2: in school, some of us younger. Yes, and what do you.

532
00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:02,920
Speaker 1: Think of the teacher?

533
00:29:04,520 --> 00:29:06,960
Speaker 3: Probably okay, she's.

534
00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:09,520
Speaker 1: Boring, she's boring, and maybe she's cute.

535
00:29:10,160 --> 00:29:13,880
Speaker 2: Okay, So let's reach into the popcorn bag and pull

536
00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:16,080
Speaker 2: out a question for Jessica Williams Cody. Will you play this.

537
00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:18,240
Speaker 1: Same say the sound drop that Mark recorded for.

538
00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:25,239
Speaker 4: Us some kind of piece of paper. Is it a

539
00:29:25,280 --> 00:29:28,400
Speaker 4: treasure Mappler, No, it's not.

540
00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:33,240
Speaker 2: A lot of Mark sounddrops lately have been the beginning

541
00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:36,200
Speaker 2: of like an adventure, like him going on some kind

542
00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:40,960
Speaker 2: of adventure. Well, I'm excited to see how that plays out.

543
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:42,280
Speaker 2: It sounds like just the beginning.

544
00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:42,720
Speaker 1: Mm.

545
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:43,240
Speaker 3: Yeah.

546
00:29:43,880 --> 00:29:48,000
Speaker 2: Here's a question from felonious junk Jessica Williams. Why is

547
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:50,400
Speaker 2: it called news when all the stories has already happened?

548
00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:53,240
Speaker 2: I mean, knew was right there in the word, but

549
00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:54,920
Speaker 2: it's actually as old.

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00:29:55,360 --> 00:30:00,200
Speaker 3: M that's a really good question, felonious. You know what

551
00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:04,120
Speaker 3: it is. Sometimes news can mean a couple of different things.

552
00:30:04,120 --> 00:30:05,320
Speaker 1: It could be a.

553
00:30:05,320 --> 00:30:08,600
Speaker 3: Lot of it can just be the concept of information.

554
00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:13,600
Speaker 3: Oh and so I like to think that information news

555
00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:16,160
Speaker 3: or you know, they have a symbiotic relationship.

556
00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:16,680
Speaker 1: M hmmm.

557
00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:23,000
Speaker 3: So we do basically like a satirical political information show

558
00:30:23,800 --> 00:30:25,280
Speaker 3: is how we like to think of it. Does that

559
00:30:25,320 --> 00:30:25,760
Speaker 3: make sense?

560
00:30:26,080 --> 00:30:29,800
Speaker 2: Yes, it's short for information news, Yeah, totally, which is

561
00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:32,240
Speaker 2: too long. You can't say you can do a movie

562
00:30:32,320 --> 00:30:36,280
Speaker 2: called information Z'SE it's newsy's it sounds. How much better

563
00:30:36,320 --> 00:30:36,920
Speaker 2: does that sound?

564
00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:42,959
Speaker 1: Broadway? Try to rhyme something with information broadcast information news.

565
00:30:43,080 --> 00:30:46,520
Speaker 2: You know that's not a classic. You know we love Broadway.

566
00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:49,120
Speaker 2: You're just talking about that before. I just know that

567
00:30:49,160 --> 00:30:50,640
Speaker 2: we really like it, like.

568
00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:54,000
Speaker 3: The Street, or like the concept.

569
00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:57,040
Speaker 1: The different shows, the idea of the shows.

570
00:30:57,160 --> 00:30:59,160
Speaker 3: Yes, in a specific show.

571
00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:01,360
Speaker 1: In general, well, the different ones. I mean we like

572
00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:03,600
Speaker 1: how many there are and that you can, on any

573
00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:06,360
Speaker 1: given night of the year go to see a new show.

574
00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:08,360
Speaker 3: Do you guys go see shows?

575
00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:11,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're we're seeing the one that they are doing.

576
00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:12,800
Speaker 2: For that movie accepted.

577
00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:16,160
Speaker 3: Oh oh my god, they hit. They hit movie accepted.

578
00:31:16,240 --> 00:31:17,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, that Justin Long movie.

579
00:31:17,520 --> 00:31:19,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, definitely, it's accepted.

580
00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:20,800
Speaker 2: With an exclamation mark.

581
00:31:20,600 --> 00:31:20,880
Speaker 3: Okay.

582
00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:23,240
Speaker 1: For the show, it's more of a jazzy.

583
00:31:23,320 --> 00:31:25,760
Speaker 3: They signed Justin on that or Blake. I think Blake

584
00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:27,560
Speaker 3: Lively is also in the film as well.

585
00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:31,440
Speaker 2: Uh, they got they got someone named Blake Lively, but

586
00:31:31,480 --> 00:31:32,360
Speaker 2: it's like a guy.

587
00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:36,680
Speaker 1: Okay, yes, I think he's Unglee or something. And then

588
00:31:36,760 --> 00:31:40,200
Speaker 1: they they've got Justin.

589
00:31:40,520 --> 00:31:43,920
Speaker 2: They got instead Justin Long, they got somebody named Long Justin.

590
00:31:44,440 --> 00:31:48,120
Speaker 1: Now Lewis Black another Lewis Black is going to be

591
00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:53,080
Speaker 1: doing it. Oh okay, so he's still the crusty old Dean. Yeah,

592
00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:53,920
Speaker 1: and uh.

593
00:31:54,840 --> 00:31:56,360
Speaker 2: I thought he was playing I thought he was one

594
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Speaker 2: of the kids in this.

595
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Speaker 1: Oh did they change the role. I think he's doing

596
00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:04,600
Speaker 1: the Jonah Hill he's doing Jonah. Yeah, and then I

597
00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:08,120
Speaker 1: remember Scott adsit played a parent dropping his kid off,

598
00:32:08,840 --> 00:32:10,880
Speaker 1: and I think they were able to get him also

599
00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:17,120
Speaker 1: to play Jonah. So there's two Jonahs. What block Justin

600
00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:23,440
Speaker 1: lewis in the house, a male Blake Lively, a male

601
00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:26,280
Speaker 1: Blake Lively who maybe was on some way. Is it

602
00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:29,200
Speaker 1: a gleee or it's one of these musical shows? And

603
00:32:29,440 --> 00:32:35,200
Speaker 1: is it funny music enough for a TV show? Speak

604
00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:36,320
Speaker 1: on that, just speak on that.

605
00:32:36,880 --> 00:32:40,200
Speaker 3: It's funny music enough for two absolutely, yes, yes, oh

606
00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:42,760
Speaker 3: absolutely that stuff can carry me all the wame.

607
00:32:43,240 --> 00:32:46,160
Speaker 1: I'm almost scared I won't need to go to Broadway

608
00:32:46,160 --> 00:32:48,680
Speaker 1: because there's so many funny music shows coming out now

609
00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:50,880
Speaker 1: that I'm just like, I'll get all my music from

610
00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:53,840
Speaker 1: my half hour TV shows. Yeah, yeah, yeah, And won't

611
00:32:53,880 --> 00:32:55,480
Speaker 1: that be something that's a treat.

612
00:32:56,320 --> 00:32:57,720
Speaker 2: I have to reach back in the bag for a

613
00:32:57,760 --> 00:32:58,320
Speaker 2: new question.

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00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:07,760
Speaker 4: Cody Well papers some kind of official document, some kind

615
00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:16,640
Speaker 4: of government document. I'll just start reading it. It's Obama's

616
00:33:16,640 --> 00:33:17,520
Speaker 4: part certificate.

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00:33:20,320 --> 00:33:23,440
Speaker 2: Okay, well that Mark?

618
00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:26,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, what's Mark?

619
00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:28,680
Speaker 2: We got to listen to him first, Mark.

620
00:33:28,520 --> 00:33:30,680
Speaker 1: Getting into Yeah, I don't know, I.

621
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Speaker 2: Mean, I guess we don't know. I guess when we

622
00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:34,719
Speaker 2: get to the third one, we'll know what.

623
00:33:34,840 --> 00:33:36,600
Speaker 1: Well, if there's a third question, we might find out

624
00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:38,000
Speaker 1: more what his take on it is.

625
00:33:38,040 --> 00:33:39,920
Speaker 2: I don't I don't love. I will say I don't

626
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:42,560
Speaker 2: love the direction that's it's going.

627
00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:44,560
Speaker 3: It's interesting. It's making me feel weird.

628
00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:47,360
Speaker 1: Definitely, you might blow the lid off this whole thing.

629
00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:52,840
Speaker 2: H Jessica. Here's a question from Aztec Jasica. Your Twitter

630
00:33:52,880 --> 00:33:55,440
Speaker 2: profile states that you are part Native American? So you

631
00:33:55,480 --> 00:33:57,480
Speaker 2: do you do you find it offensive when people refer

632
00:33:57,560 --> 00:33:58,800
Speaker 2: to you as a trailblazer?

633
00:33:59,640 --> 00:34:03,680
Speaker 3: I do? Who actually really hurts? I'm kind of having

634
00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:06,760
Speaker 3: a couple of issues with that, just like, yeah, somebody

635
00:34:06,760 --> 00:34:12,920
Speaker 3: calling me a trailblazer or a somebody saying, hey, uh

636
00:34:13,200 --> 00:34:15,120
Speaker 3: do you want to watch pocamonas sure.

637
00:34:16,239 --> 00:34:17,480
Speaker 1: Squaw right?

638
00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:19,120
Speaker 2: Anything not nice?

639
00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:23,000
Speaker 3: It rips me and it hurts like me and my people,

640
00:34:24,280 --> 00:34:29,520
Speaker 3: And I'm always just trying to sort of respect that

641
00:34:30,160 --> 00:34:32,480
Speaker 3: one eighteenth part of Native American.

642
00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:35,600
Speaker 1: Yes, respect, yes, and respect for the earth as well.

643
00:34:35,920 --> 00:34:37,839
Speaker 2: You know, you guys actually have a lot to share

644
00:34:37,880 --> 00:34:41,239
Speaker 2: in this regard is also one.

645
00:34:40,520 --> 00:34:45,080
Speaker 1: In Native American, and uh, I almost never bring it up,

646
00:34:45,239 --> 00:34:47,000
Speaker 1: but it is a big part.

647
00:34:48,640 --> 00:34:49,120
Speaker 2: I guess.

648
00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:54,239
Speaker 1: I don't want to make people feel uncomfortable, and that's

649
00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:56,120
Speaker 1: my part of one of my problems is I'm a

650
00:34:56,160 --> 00:35:00,600
Speaker 1: real people pleaser. Do you know about that trade that

651
00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:01,800
Speaker 1: people have, Yeah.

652
00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:04,720
Speaker 3: It's the general trade. Yeah, yeah, wanting to be liked.

653
00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:07,520
Speaker 1: And I think it makes people uncomfortable when they realize, Oh,

654
00:35:07,560 --> 00:35:09,960
Speaker 1: I don't really understand the earth and this guy does. Yeah,

655
00:35:10,239 --> 00:35:11,520
Speaker 1: and he's very in touch with it.

656
00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:14,040
Speaker 2: And you guys could maybe even like share experience of

657
00:35:14,080 --> 00:35:15,960
Speaker 2: what it's like seeing animals ghosts.

658
00:35:17,520 --> 00:35:18,000
Speaker 3: Yeah.

659
00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:21,440
Speaker 1: And even when we were talking about owls before, I

660
00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:24,440
Speaker 1: was thinking about some of the owl ghosts that I've.

661
00:35:24,480 --> 00:35:27,240
Speaker 2: Been friends with. Are there any in here?

662
00:35:27,719 --> 00:35:28,479
Speaker 3: And there are two?

663
00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:32,360
Speaker 1: Yeah too. There's a bear, one huge, yes, I was

664
00:35:32,360 --> 00:35:35,480
Speaker 1: going to say, one huge one and one small one.

665
00:35:35,560 --> 00:35:37,200
Speaker 1: And he's and he's a nice bear.

666
00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:39,240
Speaker 3: And that's his son one the one is.

667
00:35:39,120 --> 00:35:41,360
Speaker 1: The one, the small one. Yes, what happened?

668
00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:45,680
Speaker 2: It was, mom, It was cruelty. It was cruelty.

669
00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:48,799
Speaker 3: It was cruelty that happened to it. Somebody murdered the bear.

670
00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:51,680
Speaker 3: I mean, California grizzlies are pretty much extinct.

671
00:35:52,160 --> 00:35:54,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, we put him on the flag, but we forgot

672
00:35:54,280 --> 00:35:57,279
Speaker 1: to put him in not you know, not put him

673
00:35:57,280 --> 00:35:58,200
Speaker 1: in the casket.

674
00:35:58,280 --> 00:36:00,399
Speaker 3: That's actually true though, the bear that and I did

675
00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:03,840
Speaker 3: some research on the California bear rather recently, just because

676
00:36:03,840 --> 00:36:06,040
Speaker 3: this ghost has been following me, these two ghosts.

677
00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:08,640
Speaker 1: When you say actually true, it makes me feel like

678
00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:11,040
Speaker 1: you think some things aren't true that we've been talking

679
00:36:11,040 --> 00:36:13,080
Speaker 1: about on this show. And now have you been trying

680
00:36:13,120 --> 00:36:16,960
Speaker 1: to fib us and pull our legs? And okay, well

681
00:36:17,080 --> 00:36:17,879
Speaker 1: that's good to know.

682
00:36:18,239 --> 00:36:20,120
Speaker 2: So the ghosts are following you around, you've been trying

683
00:36:20,160 --> 00:36:21,920
Speaker 2: to get it why, I guess you.

684
00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:24,919
Speaker 3: Well, whenever a ghosts, it's kind of ghosts one on one,

685
00:36:25,080 --> 00:36:28,719
Speaker 3: especially in our community. Whenever a ghost is following you around,

686
00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:29,840
Speaker 3: you need to figure out what.

687
00:36:30,040 --> 00:36:32,239
Speaker 1: And she pointed at me and then it herself when

688
00:36:32,280 --> 00:36:34,480
Speaker 1: she said, oh, so it is Jessica, and.

689
00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:38,319
Speaker 3: You need to know what do they want? That's the

690
00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:38,799
Speaker 3: number one.

691
00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:39,520
Speaker 1: Why are they so?

692
00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:41,759
Speaker 3: Yeah? Why are you here?

693
00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:43,839
Speaker 1: How do you help them rest? Yeah?

694
00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:49,800
Speaker 3: I need these bears to sleep. Yes, we have treated

695
00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:56,080
Speaker 3: just as a state, California bears horrifically, you know, since

696
00:36:56,120 --> 00:37:00,000
Speaker 3: we became a state. So there's a lot of angry

697
00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:00,800
Speaker 3: bears around.

698
00:37:00,920 --> 00:37:04,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, with flattening them out. And I'm a.

699
00:37:04,040 --> 00:37:06,080
Speaker 1: Couple months older than you, and I can maybe give

700
00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:08,640
Speaker 1: you a tip in terms of the bears. When you

701
00:37:08,719 --> 00:37:10,560
Speaker 1: do have a bear ghost that a lot of times

702
00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:12,800
Speaker 1: all you need to do is go stand in the

703
00:37:12,880 --> 00:37:15,799
Speaker 1: river and just swat at a big salmon, you know,

704
00:37:15,880 --> 00:37:18,200
Speaker 1: and if you just get a good whack on one

705
00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:22,520
Speaker 1: and catch it, then that will make the bear be

706
00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:25,640
Speaker 1: able to rest. They're not so complex.

707
00:37:26,239 --> 00:37:28,560
Speaker 2: You can feed it a salmon ghost if you feed

708
00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:29,320
Speaker 2: the ghost.

709
00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:29,480
Speaker 1: Of the sad.

710
00:37:29,560 --> 00:37:32,400
Speaker 3: Don't know, I feel like you're kind of generalizing bears

711
00:37:32,480 --> 00:37:34,920
Speaker 3: because some of the bears are a bit more like

712
00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:36,920
Speaker 3: you can't just swat at us.

713
00:37:37,719 --> 00:37:40,279
Speaker 1: The ones that want honey. Yeah, they talking about the

714
00:37:40,280 --> 00:37:43,520
Speaker 1: honey ones. Well, so yes, there are two avenues you

715
00:37:43,560 --> 00:37:45,799
Speaker 1: could go. And the other thing you can do is

716
00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:49,280
Speaker 1: just scratch your back up against a big old tree

717
00:37:49,440 --> 00:37:53,160
Speaker 1: and you know, give it a good itchy and that'll

718
00:37:53,239 --> 00:37:55,080
Speaker 1: take care of the bear and there go to sleep.

719
00:37:55,160 --> 00:37:57,279
Speaker 3: There is one that I've done. You can also just wear,

720
00:37:57,480 --> 00:38:00,360
Speaker 3: like take your clothes off, put on a red T

721
00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:04,560
Speaker 3: shirt that just sits just above your belly button and

722
00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:08,640
Speaker 3: you just find a little tiny just pig and you

723
00:38:08,680 --> 00:38:13,200
Speaker 3: speak to it mmm, and that don't like a barco sometimes.

724
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:16,040
Speaker 3: But again that's a bit more complicated, like every bear

725
00:38:16,120 --> 00:38:18,320
Speaker 3: is different. You can't generalize ghost bears.

726
00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:20,880
Speaker 1: I think that's one bear. I think the one you

727
00:38:20,920 --> 00:38:25,160
Speaker 1: just described is one bear. I think it's a very

728
00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:30,600
Speaker 1: specific bear. So well, I don't want to go down

729
00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:32,480
Speaker 1: that road. No, you can't get in the middle. You

730
00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:34,480
Speaker 1: don't understand. I mean, you don't get it.

731
00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:36,719
Speaker 3: You don't have it because you don't have it.

732
00:38:36,840 --> 00:38:38,080
Speaker 2: Let's reach back into the bag.

733
00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:47,920
Speaker 4: It's peeling off. It's not even feel. It's like a

734
00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:53,320
Speaker 4: it's like a it's a burserdifficate for Osama bin Laden.

735
00:38:56,040 --> 00:39:02,239
Speaker 2: Okay, that was even That was actually even worse then

736
00:39:02,280 --> 00:39:05,080
Speaker 2: I thought it was gonna be. Is that sound drop

737
00:39:05,120 --> 00:39:09,040
Speaker 2: that Obama's birth certificate has some kind of false label

738
00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:12,080
Speaker 2: on it that peels off and it's really Osama bin Laden's.

739
00:39:13,160 --> 00:39:15,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, you would think you would just if anything, if

740
00:39:15,360 --> 00:39:17,040
Speaker 1: you were gonna fake it, just put it on a

741
00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:20,360
Speaker 1: blank piece of paper or put it over some someone.

742
00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:24,160
Speaker 1: That's not nefarious. I guess the letters are close, right,

743
00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:30,560
Speaker 1: so that's helpful. It also seems pretty bold. And you

744
00:39:30,640 --> 00:39:33,480
Speaker 1: just use this sticker and I wonder what Mark knows

745
00:39:33,480 --> 00:39:34,560
Speaker 1: that we don't.

746
00:39:35,320 --> 00:39:39,360
Speaker 2: Here's a question from Bird Rules, Jessica, summer is ending

747
00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:41,960
Speaker 2: in the hot sunny times, that is summer. Do you

748
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:44,440
Speaker 2: prefer to have your guns out or your buns out?

749
00:39:44,960 --> 00:39:49,359
Speaker 3: Definitely my guns out. Again, like apart from being one

750
00:39:49,440 --> 00:39:52,920
Speaker 3: eighteenth native American and make great your grandma's side, I'm

751
00:39:52,920 --> 00:39:57,800
Speaker 3: also you know, black large the others? Is it seventeen

752
00:39:57,840 --> 00:39:59,800
Speaker 3: eighteenth of it is black?

753
00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:00,360
Speaker 2: Wow?

754
00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:01,880
Speaker 1: Thank you for telling us that.

755
00:40:01,960 --> 00:40:04,279
Speaker 2: Because we don't see race or gender, we talk about

756
00:40:04,280 --> 00:40:04,680
Speaker 2: this a lot.

757
00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:10,360
Speaker 1: Oh really yeah, especially with comedians. Funny is just funny

758
00:40:10,360 --> 00:40:10,560
Speaker 1: to me.

759
00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:16,239
Speaker 2: So yes, I appreciate when people approach me that they

760
00:40:16,280 --> 00:40:18,359
Speaker 2: tell me what their race and gender is. So I

761
00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:19,360
Speaker 2: know sort of how.

762
00:40:19,160 --> 00:40:23,440
Speaker 3: To react, right. Well, yeah, when you don't want to

763
00:40:23,440 --> 00:40:25,560
Speaker 3: be put in a box, you know, I prefer to

764
00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:28,839
Speaker 3: be transld dark. People ask me what are you? I'll

765
00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:31,360
Speaker 3: sometimes do the black card. I'll sometimes do like anative

766
00:40:31,360 --> 00:40:33,319
Speaker 3: American card, But some days I'll just wake up and

767
00:40:33,360 --> 00:40:34,200
Speaker 3: be like I'm.

768
00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:37,680
Speaker 1: Clear, yes, be hollow man, and I'll tell you that.

769
00:40:37,840 --> 00:40:39,520
Speaker 1: I'll tell you the card that you play most of

770
00:40:39,560 --> 00:40:43,120
Speaker 1: all is the joker. And there's you know, and that's

771
00:40:43,239 --> 00:40:47,600
Speaker 1: because you really are, yes, cracking us up on the TV.

772
00:40:47,719 --> 00:40:49,560
Speaker 3: Thank you so much. You know what's crazy is my

773
00:40:49,640 --> 00:40:51,840
Speaker 3: heart stopp because I thought you meant the other Joker

774
00:40:51,960 --> 00:40:54,640
Speaker 3: of the hit Dark Knight franchises.

775
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:57,520
Speaker 2: My heart almost stopped as well, because how scary and

776
00:40:57,560 --> 00:41:00,879
Speaker 2: menacing a character can you? Can you be other than

777
00:41:00,880 --> 00:41:02,000
Speaker 2: the Joker you're talking about.

778
00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:06,680
Speaker 3: Spreaky, and that hurt, like honestly like hurt my feelings.

779
00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:08,920
Speaker 3: And then you recovered.

780
00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:11,040
Speaker 1: I know I didn't mean that in any way, and

781
00:41:12,440 --> 00:41:16,040
Speaker 1: I have been hypnotized to forget the performance of the

782
00:41:16,120 --> 00:41:18,000
Speaker 1: Joker in those movies. I had to go to a

783
00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:24,240
Speaker 1: series of sessions so because because I because I didn't

784
00:41:24,239 --> 00:41:26,400
Speaker 1: sleep for about a month and a half after I

785
00:41:26,440 --> 00:41:30,080
Speaker 1: saw that film. And so to me, it never occurred

786
00:41:30,080 --> 00:41:32,040
Speaker 1: to me there would be any kind of crossover there.

787
00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:34,799
Speaker 1: You know, when I say Joker, I don't mean that

788
00:41:34,880 --> 00:41:39,080
Speaker 1: Joker because he literally doesn't exist in my mind. And

789
00:41:39,160 --> 00:41:43,160
Speaker 1: even seeing a trailer or a poster is you know,

790
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:46,319
Speaker 1: is pretty dangerous for me.

791
00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:49,919
Speaker 2: And you were talking about, well, yeah, preferring your guns

792
00:41:49,920 --> 00:41:50,600
Speaker 2: to your bond.

793
00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:52,239
Speaker 3: Because I just I feel like I was born into

794
00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:54,239
Speaker 3: my arms, like I don't really have to work out

795
00:41:54,480 --> 00:41:58,280
Speaker 3: for my guns, like I just have naturally, just from

796
00:41:58,320 --> 00:42:01,640
Speaker 3: like my mom and my mom's we've all always had

797
00:42:01,680 --> 00:42:03,040
Speaker 3: fairy ripped guns.

798
00:42:03,239 --> 00:42:05,919
Speaker 1: Lucky we live in the gym, do you guys really?

799
00:42:06,120 --> 00:42:09,879
Speaker 2: Yes, we were born with tiny baby arms and ever

800
00:42:09,920 --> 00:42:11,640
Speaker 2: since then we've had since we were babies, we've had

801
00:42:11,640 --> 00:42:13,200
Speaker 2: to keep working out to make the arms big.

802
00:42:13,920 --> 00:42:15,759
Speaker 3: So you guys look pretty swow right now.

803
00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:16,040
Speaker 2: Thank you.

804
00:42:16,120 --> 00:42:20,560
Speaker 1: We've earned some monster ones and yeah, it's you know,

805
00:42:21,160 --> 00:42:23,279
Speaker 1: pretty intense what we did, and it feels good to

806
00:42:23,320 --> 00:42:24,000
Speaker 1: earn them.

807
00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:27,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, well I feel like I earned it

808
00:42:27,280 --> 00:42:30,560
Speaker 3: as well, you know, just sort of again like being

809
00:42:30,600 --> 00:42:33,760
Speaker 3: born into it. Just things a legacy can be earned.

810
00:42:34,080 --> 00:42:36,080
Speaker 2: Is it tough on your mom giving birth to a

811
00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:38,719
Speaker 2: baby with enormous adult sized arm?

812
00:42:38,840 --> 00:42:42,640
Speaker 3: I really ripped through her when I was born.

813
00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:45,040
Speaker 2: But I guess you can kind of help your way

814
00:42:45,080 --> 00:42:45,719
Speaker 2: out a little bit.

815
00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:49,000
Speaker 3: And I just you know, grabbed my weight, I grabbed

816
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:52,080
Speaker 3: the doctor's hand. I turned my own self around, you know,

817
00:42:52,840 --> 00:42:57,000
Speaker 3: and I grabbed the doctor's hand and just spilled out.

818
00:42:57,280 --> 00:42:59,960
Speaker 3: And the doctor said it was unlike anything they'd ever seen.

819
00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:00,759
Speaker 2: Mmmmmm.

820
00:43:01,360 --> 00:43:05,640
Speaker 3: And I also crazy sprained the doctor's wrist. That morning

821
00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:06,239
Speaker 3: that I was born.

822
00:43:06,800 --> 00:43:08,240
Speaker 2: Oh was in the morning.

823
00:43:08,880 --> 00:43:11,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was the morning. It was the morning the

824
00:43:11,440 --> 00:43:17,080
Speaker 3: Roger Rabbit almost really was re released. Certain hs mm hmmm.

825
00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:19,719
Speaker 2: Well Cody left.

826
00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:22,080
Speaker 3: He's barfing, he's vomiting.

827
00:43:24,239 --> 00:43:24,960
Speaker 2: Oh, he told you.

828
00:43:25,520 --> 00:43:30,600
Speaker 3: I I thought it was my mother's story. But you know,

829
00:43:31,680 --> 00:43:32,759
Speaker 3: it thinks that we can all take it.

830
00:43:33,239 --> 00:43:35,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's not supposed to be barfing. Okay.

831
00:43:35,920 --> 00:43:39,279
Speaker 1: I far be it from me to criticize people for

832
00:43:39,440 --> 00:43:41,960
Speaker 1: being sick, but it's a little much with Cody. He's

833
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:45,040
Speaker 1: been very sick for a very long time. He's always

834
00:43:45,080 --> 00:43:48,759
Speaker 1: complaining about it, and he's always getting sick. I don't

835
00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:50,840
Speaker 1: know what it is. I mean, I can barely understand

836
00:43:50,880 --> 00:43:52,399
Speaker 1: the guy. He's got something going to mush mouth.

837
00:43:52,840 --> 00:43:56,000
Speaker 2: He says, his insides are burning up because of all

838
00:43:56,080 --> 00:44:00,520
Speaker 2: the baba he has to drink. M oh, says his

839
00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:04,080
Speaker 2: organs are mushed. Yeah whatever that means.

840
00:44:05,160 --> 00:44:07,600
Speaker 1: Yes, Well, if this, if this part of the episode

841
00:44:07,640 --> 00:44:09,480
Speaker 1: doesn't sound as good as other parts, it's because our

842
00:44:09,520 --> 00:44:11,840
Speaker 1: freaking engineer took a freaking you.

843
00:44:11,880 --> 00:44:16,320
Speaker 2: Know, barf break, warf break. Jessica, thanks so much for

844
00:44:16,440 --> 00:44:17,200
Speaker 2: coming on, you for.

845
00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:19,200
Speaker 3: Having me as well. It meant a lot for me

846
00:44:19,280 --> 00:44:20,120
Speaker 3: to be here, I feel blessed.

847
00:44:20,360 --> 00:44:22,960
Speaker 2: And for our listeners, will you please rate us on

848
00:44:23,040 --> 00:44:25,800
Speaker 2: iTunes and talk to us on the forums.

849
00:44:25,520 --> 00:44:28,520
Speaker 1: And subscribe on iTunes since we just learned about that.

850
00:44:28,760 --> 00:44:30,400
Speaker 2: Chart us on the forums, and we'll give you advice

851
00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:34,040
Speaker 2: about girls and how to get a girlfriend. And people

852
00:44:34,080 --> 00:44:37,799
Speaker 2: say like, oh, you being sexist, No we're not. That's

853
00:44:37,880 --> 00:44:42,920
Speaker 2: for guys and lesbians to get girlfriends. And we'll give

854
00:44:43,080 --> 00:44:45,200
Speaker 2: anyone advice who wants to get a girl.

855
00:44:45,360 --> 00:44:47,040
Speaker 1: If you want to have a girlfriend, and Hayes and

856
00:44:47,120 --> 00:44:49,840
Speaker 1: I have had a few, and some pretty darn good ones,

857
00:44:50,560 --> 00:44:53,360
Speaker 1: then a good place to get one is by starting

858
00:44:53,480 --> 00:44:59,200
Speaker 1: on an internet fan forum for a podcast. That's right,

859
00:44:59,760 --> 00:45:02,960
Speaker 1: and and then that's where you get that information. Like

860
00:45:03,040 --> 00:45:06,520
Speaker 1: us on Facebook and go to the movies. Please, yes, you.

861
00:45:06,600 --> 00:45:10,200
Speaker 2: Gotta go to the movies. It's summertime. And rod and

862
00:45:10,480 --> 00:45:14,080
Speaker 2: by the pro version of the podcast, rod Ogg bought

863
00:45:14,160 --> 00:45:17,040
Speaker 2: it this week and Sean, what's his prize?

864
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:20,759
Speaker 1: Oh, rod Ogg is going to get a piece of

865
00:45:20,920 --> 00:45:25,360
Speaker 1: news that maybe you didn't read in all the headlines

866
00:45:25,440 --> 00:45:28,279
Speaker 1: that because we have a real true newshound who's all

867
00:45:28,320 --> 00:45:31,040
Speaker 1: the way inside. And Jessica's going to lay on a

868
00:45:31,160 --> 00:45:33,360
Speaker 1: fact that a lot of people might have missed, and

869
00:45:33,480 --> 00:45:36,080
Speaker 1: so give him a juicy one from this past week.

870
00:45:37,480 --> 00:45:38,359
Speaker 3: A juicy one.

871
00:45:40,600 --> 00:45:41,320
Speaker 2: I think.

872
00:45:42,600 --> 00:45:45,239
Speaker 3: Kendall Jenner had a dust up with a waitress at

873
00:45:45,239 --> 00:45:45,800
Speaker 3: a restaurant.

874
00:45:46,040 --> 00:45:49,360
Speaker 1: Oh okay, and that's under the radar.

875
00:45:49,719 --> 00:45:55,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, so that's a big deal. Allegedly, my sources are

876
00:45:55,640 --> 00:45:58,560
Speaker 3: saying that Kendall tried to buy a drink even though

877
00:45:58,640 --> 00:46:03,640
Speaker 3: Kendall's underage and the waitress refuse. But for some reason,

878
00:46:03,680 --> 00:46:06,120
Speaker 3: the waitress is still in trouble for the situation.

879
00:46:06,880 --> 00:46:09,359
Speaker 2: So, and can you find a way to insert rod

880
00:46:09,440 --> 00:46:12,839
Speaker 2: Ogg into that story because he he bought the pro

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Speaker 2: version and they like hearing their names.

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Speaker 3: People say that the restaurant was rod Ogg's diner.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, okay, probably his girlfriend.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: They're also saying that she's his new smoke and hot

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Speaker 3: girlfriend and she loves his arms. Oh okay, handsomeness.

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Speaker 1: Oh cool, well, rod that's nice for you, Han and

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Speaker 1: hopefully it's age appropriate that relationship.

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Speaker 3: Bye.

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Speaker 5: This has been an Earwolf Media production executive producers Jeff

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