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Speaker 2: Yeah, we were so close last year.

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Speaker 1: I'm honestly glad we're not doing that again this week

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Speaker 1: I think since I started taking SSRRIS and abusing marijuana. Like,

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Speaker 3: And you have you picked a rehab yet?

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Speaker 2: No, No, don't passages in Malibu.

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Speaker 3: Those episodes are going to go crazy in the rehab.

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Speaker 1: I'll let us do episodes in rehab.

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Speaker 3: They take your phones away.

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Speaker 2: We'll fly in a drone. Yeah, and we'll have like

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Speaker 1: You don't have to go with me if I'm go

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Speaker 2: It was so real for me, I like fully.

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Speaker 2: I didn't fully grasp like what it meant for an

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll be the murder because every like cosmetic thing

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Speaker 2: Literally the way people like react when they don't have

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Speaker 2: Well no, that's that is like a common.

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Speaker 2: Also like, well, I'm high on life, so like I'm

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Speaker 1: I'm high period.

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Speaker 2: Actually whatever, the opposite of higa is on life. That's

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Speaker 1: I'm degrading from.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, this, this life is beaten my ass. Yeah, but

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Speaker 1: No, Yeah, me or her, I have to choose one,

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Speaker 2: I'm addicted to eating, munching on box.

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Speaker 3: I'm eating so much. My doctor is a word I'm

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Speaker 1: Oh. I never finished why I have these stupid fucking

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Because I can't drive.

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Speaker 2: I literally have to drive her around everywhere. I'm her

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Speaker 2: No, like that coffee, Like I'm not kidding, Like I

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Speaker 2: Like I don't. I want this out of my body.

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Speaker 2: I want to piss this out. Also the way your

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Speaker 2: The way your mouth tastes, just like a tune of milth. No,

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Speaker 2: Don't even play in my fucking face right now, I

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Speaker 1: No, but you do knock out all dude.

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Speaker 2: You're like I brush my teeth every single time. No

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Speaker 1: I literally get the simple task like brushing. It's like, Oh,

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Speaker 1: And yesterday, for the first time in a long time,

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Speaker 3: I've never noticed any wrinkles on your face.

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Speaker 1: To be honest, thank you.

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Speaker 3: You're welcome.

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Speaker 2: That was nice.

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Speaker 3: That was nice.

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Speaker 2: I did kind of. I didn't mean it to come

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Speaker 1: Dude, I just naturally, that's how. But also because I

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Speaker 1: But I'm never gonna get botox, like that can't that

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna get it. I know.

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Speaker 2: I kind of want to get it too.

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Speaker 3: Let's go get it, Let's get I want to go.

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Speaker 2: I also want to drive to Mexico City, not Mexico City.

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Speaker 2: give people big bear hugs with testosterone gel and like

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Speaker 2: when you're sleeping in you, I'm gonna lather you and testosterone, Joe,

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Speaker 2: gonna dose you full of test It's gonna be awesome.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna force transition you. What's the first thing you

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Speaker 1: Kill myself? I would. I'm not kidding all fucking day.

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Speaker 2: Well, that's not an option.

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Speaker 1: like ay.

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Speaker 3: Straight this guy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, I don't know. I'm gonna do fucking uber

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Speaker 2: You don't want to be seen. I don't want that

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Speaker 1: That's even the idea of being seen. You know what

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Speaker 1: want to see my friend and yearn for their love,

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Speaker 1: but I would never want to interrupt their livelihoods with

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Speaker 2: If I woke up a woman, I would I would

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Speaker 1: I want a gun, I do, I do, But I

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Speaker 2: Yeah, y'all won't let me buy a gun because you're

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Also, like it's that and.

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Speaker 2: It'll just be used against me. Someone will like break in.

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Speaker 1: And if I'm being so honest, and I'm not saying

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Speaker 1: I don't think you'd actually do something to yourself because

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Speaker 1: you do what you gotta do, Like that's a different conversation,

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Speaker 1: but I don't think you would do that. I would

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Speaker 1: you use it, because you've talked so many times about

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Speaker 1: how you like grabbed a knife and you'd' even hold

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Speaker 1: what would happen with the gun.

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Speaker 2: No, I would blast someone away.

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Speaker 1: No, I think I would kill myself with it, But

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Speaker 1: like not even and I don't mean that in like

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Speaker 1: naturally like myself bringing like that. That is just like

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Speaker 1: that's the base of it. Like I talked to my

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Speaker 1: therapist about it. Don't fucking pity me. I'm almost thirty.

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Speaker 1: I'm fine, but like that's just where I live. And like,

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Speaker 1: I don't know, I think I would really get into

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Speaker 1: like even if someone just like made me annoyed and

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Speaker 1: I like I was, like, you pissed me off so bad,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna shoot myself. Like I could see myself just

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Speaker 1: grabbing it out of boredom honestly and playing with it.

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Speaker 2: Next the next conversation. Next, I think we need to

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Speaker 2: hit up nardwar about the Epstein list.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he's gonna he's gonna get to the bottom.

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Speaker 2: I could figure that. Yeah. I think just the way

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Speaker 2: I think he could find the Epstein list.

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Speaker 1: What does he have war like.

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Speaker 2: At autism?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, but do you think like I I sometimes

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Speaker 1: I can't tell if he's like playing up a character,

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Speaker 1: if that's him, like what.

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Speaker 3: I don't think he's I don't think it's a character.

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Speaker 2: I think he's just that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I think he's probably leaning into his quirks.

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Speaker 1: That seriously makes me so happy.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's cute.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Nard war, Well, he's not going to expose the

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Speaker 1: Epstein list, because then who does he have left to interview?

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Speaker 2: Clock. No, I've been in some freaky ass rooms, y'all.

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Speaker 1: I'm hitting people. I don't give a ship like. I

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Speaker 1: am such a weird.

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Speaker 2: The way Kai was just looking at Enya was insane.

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Speaker 3: No, we're not going to do this.

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Speaker 2: It was like he was falling in love.

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Speaker 3: I wasn't.

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Speaker 1: Falling in love falls so much deeper.

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Speaker 2: That was crazy. I've never seen someone look at someone

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Speaker 2: like that before.

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Speaker 3: I wasn't. I was just listening. She was saying something funny,

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Speaker 3: and I was laughing and smiling at it. It was funny.

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Speaker 1: How long have you had that shirt?

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Speaker 3: This is I've had my whole shirt for three years.

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Speaker 2: I like that shirt on you.

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Speaker 3: Thank you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah it's a good shirt.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. I like the silhouette that it creates on my body.

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Speaker 3: Gives me an hour glass silhouette.

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Speaker 2: Falls on your body like a six foot two, one

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Speaker 2: five pound skater boy with a size twenty six waist.

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Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, the perfect body. Oh. Also, me Andrew went

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Speaker 3: to high mat and we worked out together.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god. Yeah it was freaky. And we also

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Speaker 2: like posed in the mirror like we were.

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Speaker 1: Like, you guys are like really the dance you guys

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Speaker 1: do with each other in this lifetime is genuinely amazing

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Speaker 1: to witness, Like.

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Speaker 2: One day it'll happen, and like it's hint five ten years.

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Speaker 3: It's gonna happen in six years. I genuinely feel that.

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Speaker 2: I think, I think it's gonna be cool. We'll be

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Speaker 2: we'll both be caught at a low moment.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it'll be very low moment, but it'll be beautiful

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Speaker 3: and horrifying, like when two eagles come together and they

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Speaker 3: plummet towards.

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Speaker 2: Oh they like locked hass they make spin down.

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Speaker 3: And if they don't bust, they die.

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Speaker 2: They hit the ground, and true will rise from the

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Speaker 2: ashes like a phoenix.

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Speaker 3: Yes, we will bust. We will be busting.

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Speaker 2: We will be busting.

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Speaker 3: Me and Drew are going to try for it.

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Speaker 2: Will be the first.

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Speaker 3: We're gonna keep trying.

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Speaker 2: And you are the girl.

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Speaker 3: Yeah that's been established.

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Speaker 1: I think the girl. And who's the boy.

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Speaker 3: I'm the girl, I.

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Speaker 1: Said, between me and Drew, you're so caught up in.

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Speaker 3: Your fantasy, very self centered. I forgot, Uh, you're the boys.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not kidding. That's like kind of my like

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Speaker 1: thing is when I.

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Speaker 2: Like like the like feeling that gave you being called

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Speaker 2: the boy. It made you feel so good. I think

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Speaker 2: we need to look into that.

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Speaker 1: No, actually it's like awful. I can't believe I've done

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Speaker 1: this to myself, Like.

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Speaker 2: We need to explore that.

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Speaker 1: Oh, that's so annoying in every right, I've gotten my

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Speaker 1: wish to be Like I.

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Speaker 2: Just got gender euphoria from being called a girl. Loki,

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Speaker 2: I'm not even.

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Speaker 1: You do you do yearn for like you yearn for

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Speaker 1: the practices and gets to partake in.

444
00:21:01,359 --> 00:21:03,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, I want to be one of the girls so bad.

445
00:21:03,920 --> 00:21:07,199
Speaker 2: Like I watched It's complicated and like all of the

446
00:21:07,240 --> 00:21:10,439
Speaker 2: girls sitting around the living room like eating really yummy

447
00:21:10,480 --> 00:21:13,560
Speaker 2: food and just shit talking their partners. Like I will

448
00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:15,199
Speaker 2: never be able to do that because I will be

449
00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:17,360
Speaker 2: the partner being shit talked because I'm a straight man,

450
00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:23,080
Speaker 2: and my wife will be with her girls. But the

451
00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:30,320
Speaker 2: but no, no, no, I un ironically, un ironically, I

452
00:21:30,359 --> 00:21:33,560
Speaker 2: want to like be like a middle aged woman so bad.

453
00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:35,000
Speaker 2: I think that would be so fun.

454
00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:39,960
Speaker 1: That's funny. Middle Aged women I think are like the

455
00:21:40,040 --> 00:21:43,359
Speaker 1: most saw after by serial killers and murderers.

456
00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:46,160
Speaker 2: Exactly, bitch. At least I don't have to do it myself.

457
00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:49,840
Speaker 1: What's cool about being a woman is every single year

458
00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:52,120
Speaker 1: of my life I'm a part of an awesome statistic.

459
00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:55,960
Speaker 1: It's just like literally, like do I want to be stabbed, raped,

460
00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:59,760
Speaker 1: or like pushed off a cliff more? It's like, depending

461
00:21:59,760 --> 00:22:01,879
Speaker 1: on my age, pushed.

462
00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:03,000
Speaker 2: Off a cliff low key, it would be kind of

463
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:03,680
Speaker 2: fun going down.

464
00:22:04,040 --> 00:22:06,480
Speaker 1: What were we watching yesterday that someone got oh, we're

465
00:22:06,480 --> 00:22:09,800
Speaker 1: watching that show high Potential. Some one's tap dancing on

466
00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:11,840
Speaker 1: the roof and got pushed off, Like I'm not kidding.

467
00:22:11,880 --> 00:22:13,200
Speaker 1: Just now, I was like, was that real?

468
00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:15,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, Josiah's gonna die.

469
00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:20,000
Speaker 2: He's gonna be tap dancing, which one of us is

470
00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:21,000
Speaker 2: pushing him.

471
00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:24,720
Speaker 3: It's just gonna be Hi, It's gonna be me.

472
00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:31,040
Speaker 1: No, because it's me. It's me Josiah. Were the ones

473
00:22:31,080 --> 00:22:33,800
Speaker 1: tap dancing you're trying to solve with the murder you

474
00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:36,720
Speaker 1: killed Josie, I think the whole thing. I'm sorry to

475
00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:39,760
Speaker 1: spoil it if you're watching episode two, season one of

476
00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:43,600
Speaker 1: High Potential. But I think the whole spoiler is somebody's

477
00:22:43,640 --> 00:22:46,760
Speaker 1: Scott in his trunk and like followed them up and

478
00:22:46,840 --> 00:22:48,760
Speaker 1: meant to kill the other person. I was up for

479
00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:51,280
Speaker 1: a long time last night kind of damn.

480
00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:54,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, Me and Bed, like Me and Bed went to India.

481
00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:57,160
Speaker 2: Me and Bed went to in yat like fucking ten

482
00:22:57,240 --> 00:22:58,640
Speaker 2: thirty last night. It was crazy.

483
00:22:58,880 --> 00:23:00,680
Speaker 1: Me and Django went into bed Jenga.

484
00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:07,959
Speaker 2: I miss you, Brian, Brian Colberger. Yeah, can we go

485
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:13,040
Speaker 2: back this? Hi? Ti Matt No, Oh my god, I

486
00:23:13,119 --> 00:23:16,159
Speaker 2: think kaya is so fucking upset. I want to That

487
00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:18,560
Speaker 2: is my fault, though, That is my fault because I

488
00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:22,760
Speaker 2: made very big plans for all of us to hit.

489
00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:23,320
Speaker 3: Oh.

490
00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:27,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, keeps doing By the way, Drew keeps telling people

491
00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:29,159
Speaker 1: that I'll be going out with them, and then he

492
00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:31,600
Speaker 1: comes also comes up to me like last minute, it's.

493
00:23:31,520 --> 00:23:33,160
Speaker 2: Like you said yes, you said yes.

494
00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:35,439
Speaker 1: I always say yes. I say yes to everything. I

495
00:23:35,440 --> 00:23:39,040
Speaker 1: can't say no. I don't have that kind of like yeah, sure.

496
00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:41,880
Speaker 3: No, don't do that. Please don't do that.

497
00:23:42,480 --> 00:23:44,440
Speaker 1: Oh he'd be jealous because you would not look back

498
00:23:44,480 --> 00:23:47,359
Speaker 1: after getting some head from me. I would be literally useless.

499
00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:50,679
Speaker 1: Kai would be like anybody who got stuck with that

500
00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:52,040
Speaker 1: fucking Spotify.

501
00:23:54,840 --> 00:24:05,800
Speaker 2: God bless the brigs. That's so funny you mentioned that

502
00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:11,600
Speaker 2: because I just saw like like a carved detailing video

503
00:24:11,720 --> 00:24:14,360
Speaker 2: with one of those inside the car, and it had

504
00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:17,879
Speaker 2: like a sunburn on it, like the sun had like

505
00:24:18,119 --> 00:24:21,280
Speaker 2: burned a hole into the screen and like he was

506
00:24:21,320 --> 00:24:23,720
Speaker 2: cleaning it with like a steam wand and I was like,

507
00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:26,800
Speaker 2: did he do that with the string? I already, Yeah,

508
00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:29,280
Speaker 2: it's brigged, but it was free. It was free, so

509
00:24:29,359 --> 00:24:30,440
Speaker 2: like I'll give it to Spotify.

510
00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:34,639
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, it was free, and like that thing didn't

511
00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:37,040
Speaker 3: wasn't that the name for that product? The thing?

512
00:24:37,359 --> 00:24:38,400
Speaker 2: I think you might be right.

513
00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:41,000
Speaker 3: They needed something weird where they kind of knew that

514
00:24:41,040 --> 00:24:43,160
Speaker 3: it was trash or something. I saw gonna.

515
00:24:43,359 --> 00:24:45,760
Speaker 2: Did anybody actually touch one of those? Because was it

516
00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:46,600
Speaker 2: made of garbage?

517
00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:49,600
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm not kidding. I really wanted one, though.

518
00:24:49,920 --> 00:24:53,440
Speaker 2: I did. I mean, and also my car like already

519
00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:53,960
Speaker 2: has that.

520
00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:56,400
Speaker 1: My car didn't have that at the time, or mine

521
00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:57,200
Speaker 1: had car Play.

522
00:24:57,000 --> 00:25:02,760
Speaker 2: But it was Spotify car play thingy yeah, Spotify car thing. Yeah,

523
00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:06,200
Speaker 2: Spotify bricked the car thing so I hacked mind. Yeah,

524
00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:10,159
Speaker 2: jail break the car thing? Can you play Dune Doom

525
00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:15,440
Speaker 2: on the car thing? Doom done? Oh the movie no

526
00:25:15,760 --> 00:25:17,399
Speaker 2: Doom Doom Doom Doom.

527
00:25:17,920 --> 00:25:18,840
Speaker 1: Tickets for something?

528
00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:20,480
Speaker 3: What?

529
00:25:22,359 --> 00:25:23,920
Speaker 2: Oh that's what monster trust?

530
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,840
Speaker 1: Oh yesterday, remember when you Milisien Derby bitch? Can you

531
00:25:26,880 --> 00:25:27,879
Speaker 1: fucking let me speak?

532
00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:28,920
Speaker 3: Let her speak?

533
00:25:30,119 --> 00:25:35,200
Speaker 1: Oh my god, we have to talk about the movies.

534
00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:38,320
Speaker 1: You have to talk about the movies. Kai your movies

535
00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:41,000
Speaker 1: experience experience like you, me and Josh, how we all

536
00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:43,439
Speaker 1: got bullied by the AMC Century fifteen malt.

537
00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:44,879
Speaker 3: Oh my god.

538
00:25:45,160 --> 00:25:49,639
Speaker 2: Also, I booked a movie ticket to Century City, AMC bitch.

539
00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:53,719
Speaker 2: Three minutes before my movie started, the water pipes burst

540
00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:55,760
Speaker 2: and flooded the whole fucking theater. And they gave me

541
00:25:55,800 --> 00:25:59,919
Speaker 2: a refund from my A list membership zero dollars.

542
00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:01,040
Speaker 3: Wow.

543
00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:04,000
Speaker 2: They were like, here's your refund and it was zero dollars. Like,

544
00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:06,480
Speaker 2: don't even fucking tell me that ship. But what happened?

545
00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:09,040
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, we went to the movies and then and

546
00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:11,440
Speaker 3: you tried to bring she went to what was that?

547
00:26:12,359 --> 00:26:15,200
Speaker 3: She got like a three course meal at dent Tiphung

548
00:26:15,560 --> 00:26:19,399
Speaker 3: with like the most garlicy ass green and then she

549
00:26:19,560 --> 00:26:21,919
Speaker 3: tried to like bring it into the theater and the

550
00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:23,119
Speaker 3: guy was obviously.

551
00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:24,480
Speaker 1: Like, I care about what I put in my body.

552
00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:29,960
Speaker 3: And then I brought skinny pop because I because I

553
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,320
Speaker 3: don't want to eat the unhealthy popcorn at the theater.

554
00:26:32,440 --> 00:26:33,480
Speaker 3: And then since I was you.

555
00:26:33,520 --> 00:26:39,720
Speaker 2: Were so gay. It's crazy. It is so sho, you're gay.

556
00:26:39,840 --> 00:26:42,320
Speaker 1: We have to back up, by the way, because I

557
00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:44,680
Speaker 1: showed up with Josh, Me and Josh rode together. I

558
00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:47,000
Speaker 1: showed it with Josh. I had my bag of did typhong.

559
00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:50,240
Speaker 1: It was passed, and in my head, I'm just like,

560
00:26:50,320 --> 00:26:54,359
Speaker 1: well the dent'tiphung is in this mall, bitch, it's my leftovers.

561
00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:55,960
Speaker 1: It's like eight pm. I was just gonna be like,

562
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:57,560
Speaker 1: it's my leftovers. I won't eat in there.

563
00:26:57,840 --> 00:26:59,080
Speaker 3: It was five bocks.

564
00:26:59,119 --> 00:27:01,600
Speaker 2: I know, because when Ya goes to DENTI Funk, she

565
00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:04,640
Speaker 2: orders the whole goddamn menu and never finishes it.

566
00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:07,400
Speaker 1: Okay, well yeah, she.

567
00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:12,000
Speaker 3: Was stuffing bow buns into her pocket.

568
00:27:14,160 --> 00:27:16,200
Speaker 1: I go to go in and the guys like, you

569
00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:19,040
Speaker 1: can't bring food in here, and I said it's leftovers,

570
00:27:19,080 --> 00:27:20,720
Speaker 1: and he said no, you have to put it in

571
00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:24,360
Speaker 1: your car. And then I was like no what. So

572
00:27:24,760 --> 00:27:27,240
Speaker 1: I just turned around and I went outside, and I

573
00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:29,800
Speaker 1: opened up and I started like shoving these string beans

574
00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:32,000
Speaker 1: in my mouth because I'm just like, okay that I

575
00:27:32,040 --> 00:27:34,959
Speaker 1: can't sneak in there. But I'm smart enough that I

576
00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:38,199
Speaker 1: thought about this. I had a game plan in a way,

577
00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:41,440
Speaker 1: because I got buns instead of I usually at dumplings.

578
00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:44,840
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, buns I could put in my pocket.

579
00:27:44,160 --> 00:27:47,040
Speaker 2: Sow lung bow into your pockets and then bursting like

580
00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:48,840
Speaker 2: fucking discharge pustu.

581
00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:53,040
Speaker 1: Literally like a weapon, like.

582
00:27:52,520 --> 00:27:56,160
Speaker 2: Throwing it at the screen. Wait. No, people are ultimately

583
00:27:56,160 --> 00:27:59,240
Speaker 2: good because you can just throw like soda, like sodaes

584
00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:00,640
Speaker 2: that the screen in the movies if.

585
00:28:00,520 --> 00:28:03,240
Speaker 3: You do not see the Minecraft movie trend or people

586
00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:07,040
Speaker 3: are like bringing bombs into the chicken jockey scene. But yeah,

587
00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:09,440
Speaker 3: and you put a box of like the dessert bow

588
00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:12,600
Speaker 3: buns into her like the back of her waist, like

589
00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:15,160
Speaker 3: the waistband like a gun of my dan.

590
00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:17,439
Speaker 1: You know, I had a zip up on, so I

591
00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:18,320
Speaker 1: put my zip up on.

592
00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:22,280
Speaker 5: Wait, so you sat on them, No, bitch, I put

593
00:28:22,320 --> 00:28:25,320
Speaker 5: them here, and then I put two buns in my pocket.

594
00:28:25,760 --> 00:28:29,120
Speaker 2: You should have put them in your boobs. Ow, how

595
00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:30,040
Speaker 2: was that any different.

596
00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:34,639
Speaker 1: I don't know what if he was like can I

597
00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:35,200
Speaker 1: check you?

598
00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:36,800
Speaker 2: And can I grab yours?

599
00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:41,240
Speaker 1: But when I was walking back in, we were with

600
00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:44,720
Speaker 1: Kai and he had his fucking skinny pop and I

601
00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:48,240
Speaker 1: was finishing one of my buns, and the look look

602
00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:52,320
Speaker 1: this man gave me was like I was literally bringing

603
00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:55,000
Speaker 1: a fucking machete into the movie theaters, Like I might

604
00:28:55,040 --> 00:28:58,160
Speaker 1: as well have literally been shropped down because he thought

605
00:28:58,680 --> 00:28:59,040
Speaker 1: I was.

606
00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:01,320
Speaker 2: The drop down, Like fit, what do you mean?

607
00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:09,800
Speaker 1: Okay, sorry, keep going, But yeah, then Kai, I had

608
00:29:09,880 --> 00:29:11,880
Speaker 1: not here for the rest of it because then Kai

609
00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:12,760
Speaker 1: gets stopped.

610
00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:16,400
Speaker 2: God he does like my worst Fuck.

611
00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:19,240
Speaker 1: That's the thing I will give you credit for because

612
00:29:19,640 --> 00:29:21,160
Speaker 1: I should have done the same thing, which is he

613
00:29:21,200 --> 00:29:23,520
Speaker 1: stood up for himself because like plenty of people walking

614
00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:27,000
Speaker 1: in here with food, which we'll get to later, but

615
00:29:27,120 --> 00:29:30,080
Speaker 1: like I just go in because I'm hot, like I

616
00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:31,520
Speaker 1: literally got back ship hold me.

617
00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:35,560
Speaker 2: I gotta get.

618
00:29:35,760 --> 00:29:40,080
Speaker 3: Smuggled like three thousand calories of Chinese like literal heat.

619
00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:43,920
Speaker 1: Like the chicken buns are so good, but they when

620
00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:48,400
Speaker 1: they pop open, like I need to go because like

621
00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:49,800
Speaker 1: I'm like, there's a sight.

622
00:29:49,680 --> 00:29:51,560
Speaker 2: Wait what happened with Kai?

623
00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:54,840
Speaker 3: I was I was really confident because I've gone before

624
00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:57,320
Speaker 3: and whenever if they do say something, I'm like, I

625
00:29:57,320 --> 00:30:01,600
Speaker 3: have severe allergies, which is technically true, and they're like, okay, fine,

626
00:30:01,920 --> 00:30:04,720
Speaker 3: but I think because I was with you, he was like,

627
00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:07,800
Speaker 3: these people are really sketchy, so I'm not.

628
00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:10,600
Speaker 2: They're sneaking in guns inside a bout buns like.

629
00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:13,480
Speaker 1: You need to be there. I was like, okay, keep.

630
00:30:13,360 --> 00:30:16,960
Speaker 3: Going, and then he called the manager over. No way,

631
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:18,600
Speaker 3: because I was like, it's not going to get to

632
00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:21,160
Speaker 3: that point, like it's two bags small bags of popcorn,

633
00:30:21,640 --> 00:30:23,880
Speaker 3: and the manager comes over. He's like, absolutely not, You're

634
00:30:23,880 --> 00:30:26,240
Speaker 3: not fucking bringing that in here, because he definitely he.

635
00:30:26,320 --> 00:30:27,240
Speaker 2: Was agro immediately.

636
00:30:27,440 --> 00:30:30,560
Speaker 3: Was notified of our group of friends for sure because

637
00:30:30,560 --> 00:30:33,680
Speaker 3: of Enya, like she was. She was like a you

638
00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:36,200
Speaker 3: know someone that they number.

639
00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:40,040
Speaker 2: The cameras are like following her through the So then

640
00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:43,040
Speaker 2: I left the theater with no ass and no boobs

641
00:30:43,080 --> 00:30:46,240
Speaker 2: and walked in with giant knockers in an ass. They

642
00:30:46,320 --> 00:30:48,400
Speaker 2: know those bow buns are in there, babe, you did

643
00:30:48,440 --> 00:30:49,600
Speaker 2: not get a bbl in the back.

644
00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:52,480
Speaker 1: Also with the kind of zip up that the pockets

645
00:30:52,480 --> 00:30:55,360
Speaker 1: are kind of tight, and you could see that there we.

646
00:30:55,280 --> 00:31:00,640
Speaker 2: Could wait wait wait wait, oh my god, bbl albun.

647
00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:03,920
Speaker 1: What's the l lesbians?

648
00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:08,280
Speaker 3: Yes, So then I gave Josh. I gave Josh to

649
00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:10,600
Speaker 3: the bags of popcorn when he got to the other

650
00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:12,640
Speaker 3: side of the line, and then he went up and

651
00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:13,840
Speaker 3: then he got stopped.

652
00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:16,280
Speaker 1: Also, I did see this.

653
00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:19,240
Speaker 2: Part, so all three of them got stopped. Yeah, oh

654
00:31:19,280 --> 00:31:22,200
Speaker 2: my god, that's my worst fucking namemare, dude, were there

655
00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:22,840
Speaker 2: people behind you?

656
00:31:23,040 --> 00:31:24,040
Speaker 3: There are so many people.

657
00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:25,760
Speaker 2: Oh my god, dude, there.

658
00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:28,720
Speaker 3: Were people with like rotisserie chickens hidden in their fucking bags.

659
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:30,520
Speaker 3: Because when we were in the movie.

660
00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:35,000
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, because we Also I did see his popcorn,

661
00:31:35,120 --> 00:31:37,360
Speaker 1: like your popcorn, like I because I went I went

662
00:31:37,440 --> 00:31:38,640
Speaker 1: up and I was like, fuck it, I'm gonna get

663
00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:40,880
Speaker 1: a soda because I like, I'm not stupid. I knew

664
00:31:40,880 --> 00:31:43,360
Speaker 1: I couldn't bring a soda from Didn't Die Funk into

665
00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:46,040
Speaker 1: the theater. So I go to get a soda and

666
00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:48,239
Speaker 1: like I'm waiting at the top of the stairs, I

667
00:31:48,320 --> 00:31:51,640
Speaker 1: just see Josh like picking something up, and like I

668
00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:53,960
Speaker 1: see the manager come over to Josh and he's like

669
00:31:54,040 --> 00:31:57,680
Speaker 1: goes like this to him, and then Josh start he hey,

670
00:31:57,720 --> 00:31:59,880
Speaker 1: got me, like dude, and we're all.

671
00:31:59,840 --> 00:32:02,400
Speaker 2: Just wait, why did he drop the fucking bag of pop?

672
00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:03,400
Speaker 2: Oh my god?

673
00:32:03,560 --> 00:32:05,720
Speaker 3: And then so I got it and I and then

674
00:32:05,760 --> 00:32:07,440
Speaker 3: I looked and the manager was just looking at me

675
00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:09,120
Speaker 3: directly in the eyes, and he was like pointed out

676
00:32:09,120 --> 00:32:12,160
Speaker 3: the trash, and I was like okay, and I like

677
00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:13,520
Speaker 3: walked over to the trash and then kind of like

678
00:32:13,560 --> 00:32:15,480
Speaker 3: walked past it, and he was like, no, third in

679
00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:16,200
Speaker 3: the fucking.

680
00:32:15,920 --> 00:32:17,120
Speaker 2: Trash, Oh my god.

681
00:32:17,160 --> 00:32:20,440
Speaker 3: And I was like, I've never experienced a movie theater experience.

682
00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:22,360
Speaker 1: It was really high school. It was kind of fun.

683
00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:25,920
Speaker 6: But then, oh, bitch, your lucky naked gun changed my

684
00:32:26,040 --> 00:32:29,000
Speaker 6: mood because when we were sitting down, not one, not two,

685
00:32:29,120 --> 00:32:34,320
Speaker 6: but three fucking motherfuckers came into the movie theater with didn't.

686
00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:38,960
Speaker 1: I I funk bags literally just like they did not

687
00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:40,000
Speaker 1: fuck with our vibe.

688
00:32:40,760 --> 00:32:44,480
Speaker 2: Honestly fair, I don't believe why I'd be there.

689
00:32:44,840 --> 00:32:46,400
Speaker 3: You don't like us.

690
00:32:46,960 --> 00:32:49,280
Speaker 2: When have I ever liked y'all?

691
00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:54,680
Speaker 3: When I was clapping your ship, that is nothing you're saying.

692
00:32:54,680 --> 00:32:56,960
Speaker 3: When I was rearranging your guts, you didn't enjoy it.

693
00:32:57,040 --> 00:32:59,440
Speaker 2: When you were pressing on my stack so you could

694
00:32:59,480 --> 00:32:59,920
Speaker 2: feel it.

695
00:32:59,880 --> 00:33:02,560
Speaker 3: And getting the triangular pillow and putting it under your

696
00:33:02,600 --> 00:33:09,840
Speaker 3: lower When I pulled out the pebble m it's a vibrator. Yeah,

697
00:33:09,880 --> 00:33:10,080
Speaker 3: I know.

698
00:33:10,280 --> 00:33:15,320
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, this is something very special that happened that

699
00:33:15,840 --> 00:33:18,760
Speaker 2: I don't think y'all will understand, but I know there

700
00:33:18,760 --> 00:33:21,520
Speaker 2: are people out there that will get this. But there's

701
00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:27,480
Speaker 2: this gay couple on Oh what the fuck? No, there's

702
00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:31,920
Speaker 2: this gay couple on Instagram called probably this and they

703
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:36,400
Speaker 2: like buy homes and remodel them and they're they're an

704
00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:40,040
Speaker 2: interior design couple and like they've been together for twelve years.

705
00:33:40,480 --> 00:33:44,080
Speaker 2: They wrote books, they built this empire of a business together.

706
00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:49,040
Speaker 2: They are like gold standard for like gay relationship. At

707
00:33:49,120 --> 00:33:50,440
Speaker 2: least they like appear.

708
00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:52,440
Speaker 1: You're talking about. Are they on TikTok too?

709
00:33:52,680 --> 00:33:56,400
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah. One of them's bald, one of them's not. Well,

710
00:33:57,640 --> 00:34:00,760
Speaker 2: they just post the most. I'm not. It is the

711
00:34:00,840 --> 00:34:04,120
Speaker 2: scariest video I've ever seen. Like it is the scariest

712
00:34:04,120 --> 00:34:05,840
Speaker 2: fucking video I've ever seen in my life.

713
00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:08,920
Speaker 1: It was babies after seeing the cappuccina.

714
00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:14,080
Speaker 2: Baby's ever seeing Bart the dragon bitch. But this video

715
00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:17,239
Speaker 2: they might have deleted it because like when I saw it.

716
00:34:17,160 --> 00:34:19,880
Speaker 1: We're people not happy, like were people in the comment

717
00:34:19,920 --> 00:34:21,719
Speaker 1: saying like it's scared them too because.

718
00:34:22,200 --> 00:34:23,719
Speaker 2: It Oh my god, they deleted it.

719
00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:26,160
Speaker 1: Holy shit, wait let me see because I need to

720
00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:26,480
Speaker 1: see this.

721
00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:34,560
Speaker 2: They deleted it. That's crazy. But yeah, I'll show you them.

722
00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:38,080
Speaker 2: I'll show you them after. But basically they posted this

723
00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:39,839
Speaker 2: video of them, Like.

724
00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:42,920
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, I literally feel like our audience

725
00:34:42,960 --> 00:34:45,280
Speaker 1: for the first time, and I understand their gripes about

726
00:34:45,320 --> 00:34:47,279
Speaker 1: not seeing it because the fact that your iPhone is

727
00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:48,640
Speaker 1: in your hand and you won't let me look at

728
00:34:48,680 --> 00:34:48,919
Speaker 1: the face.

729
00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:52,520
Speaker 2: It's just like throwing me off that they deleted it.

730
00:34:52,719 --> 00:34:56,560
Speaker 1: Yes, like this is real time reporting right now.

731
00:34:57,239 --> 00:34:59,960
Speaker 2: I'm like literally shakingre's.

732
00:34:59,040 --> 00:35:03,680
Speaker 1: The news in the media. Choose the news of the

733
00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:05,000
Speaker 1: media for this random.

734
00:35:04,719 --> 00:35:12,360
Speaker 2: Couple probably this video. Okay, so again, this is the

735
00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:15,280
Speaker 2: scariest video I think I've ever seen in my entire life.

736
00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:18,919
Speaker 2: Like if if you keep up with them, like you understand,

737
00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:21,880
Speaker 2: like how earth shattering this is. Like I've been watching

738
00:35:21,880 --> 00:35:24,040
Speaker 2: them for the past like four or five years, and

739
00:35:24,120 --> 00:35:28,280
Speaker 2: like they're they're cute, Like they're a cute couple. They randomly,

740
00:35:28,320 --> 00:35:30,200
Speaker 2: out of the fucking blue uploaded this.

741
00:35:31,239 --> 00:35:35,359
Speaker 3: Sure we broke up.

742
00:35:37,120 --> 00:35:41,880
Speaker 7: It's been a privilege doing twelve years together as like partners,

743
00:35:41,920 --> 00:35:46,440
Speaker 7: and for ten years sharing that online with everyone.

744
00:35:46,760 --> 00:35:52,280
Speaker 2: And look at the pain behind his eyes. This dude

745
00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:55,719
Speaker 2: already has a boyfriend. This dude got cheated on. The

746
00:35:55,800 --> 00:35:58,719
Speaker 2: bald Guy got cheated on and decided.

747
00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:01,200
Speaker 7: It feels both that it's like silly to have to

748
00:36:01,239 --> 00:36:03,719
Speaker 7: do this and also like kind of necessary.

749
00:36:03,920 --> 00:36:06,720
Speaker 2: Yes, like the dumbest video.

750
00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:10,360
Speaker 7: I think I could imagine this belongs in my journal,

751
00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:12,520
Speaker 7: not like out there.

752
00:36:12,719 --> 00:36:16,360
Speaker 2: Yes, I want you to.

753
00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:17,319
Speaker 3: Know on single.

754
00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:21,440
Speaker 7: We're really lucky to be on great terms and to

755
00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:23,239
Speaker 7: respect each other so much and to still have so

756
00:36:23,320 --> 00:36:24,160
Speaker 7: much love for each other.

757
00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:29,600
Speaker 2: He's like to cry, did the worst parts coming?

758
00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:31,400
Speaker 7: If I need you to build something for me, I'm

759
00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:37,760
Speaker 7: probably still gonna call you. You're gonna pay me, Okay,

760
00:36:38,239 --> 00:36:40,560
Speaker 7: Oh my god. If you're watching this on TikTok, Matt

761
00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:42,839
Speaker 7: will be leading that account. If you're on Instagram, you're

762
00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:43,480
Speaker 7: stuck with me.

763
00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:46,600
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Oh my god, I just put this together. Matt.

764
00:36:46,719 --> 00:36:50,799
Speaker 2: The Bald guy owns the TikTok account, and then the

765
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:53,960
Speaker 2: black shirt guy owns the Instagram account. He deleted it

766
00:36:53,960 --> 00:36:57,200
Speaker 2: off the Instagram, but Matt kept it up on fucking TikTok.

767
00:36:57,480 --> 00:36:59,680
Speaker 2: Oh my god, wait, I really I need to find

768
00:36:59,680 --> 00:37:04,760
Speaker 2: someone that knows these two. You want to follow, Matt,

769
00:37:04,840 --> 00:37:07,360
Speaker 2: it's at matter motto. I'm gonna take a second to

770
00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:10,360
Speaker 2: like lick my wounds and be like, what the just happened.

771
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:16,880
Speaker 2: I'm really like grateful too. I've had you in my life.

772
00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:20,360
Speaker 7: I'm proud of what we've done, and I'm proud of

773
00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:21,279
Speaker 7: what we're doing right now.

774
00:37:24,880 --> 00:37:27,359
Speaker 2: The fucking fist bump, the fist bump at the end

775
00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:30,680
Speaker 2: of the video is so fucking scary. A twelve year

776
00:37:30,719 --> 00:37:33,960
Speaker 2: relationship ending with the fucking fist bump and like having

777
00:37:34,040 --> 00:37:37,759
Speaker 2: to reluctantly like fist bump your partner that probably just

778
00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:43,120
Speaker 2: like ruined and completely destabilized your life, like something sinister happened.

779
00:37:43,440 --> 00:37:47,800
Speaker 2: And like when I saw that video, it was so so,

780
00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:50,000
Speaker 2: so so so scary for me, Like I was like,

781
00:37:50,120 --> 00:37:52,759
Speaker 2: oh my god, like it really can just like come

782
00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:56,000
Speaker 2: to that like whoa dude, I I can't.

783
00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:59,239
Speaker 1: I can't really destabilizing. Oh I really feel bad for

784
00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:01,920
Speaker 1: Bold guy. Yeah, I mean I feel bad for like

785
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:05,360
Speaker 1: anybody who has a public relationship because like, although you

786
00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:07,680
Speaker 1: put yourself in that position, it is so gnarly to

787
00:38:07,719 --> 00:38:10,880
Speaker 1: have to navigate that, especially in the circumstance like that.

788
00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:15,759
Speaker 2: Also, like black shirt Guy is what I'm gonna call him,

789
00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:17,040
Speaker 2: because I don't know his name. I think it might

790
00:38:17,080 --> 00:38:25,000
Speaker 2: be Bo, question Mark David. But he is absolutely fucking destroyed.

791
00:38:25,719 --> 00:38:28,000
Speaker 1: He should he should have came with a different vibe,

792
00:38:28,080 --> 00:38:30,960
Speaker 1: like exactly from one. And I am saying this, I

793
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:33,800
Speaker 1: need everyone to know, like I'll admit my rights and

794
00:38:33,840 --> 00:38:37,880
Speaker 1: I'll admit my wrongs like I got a black shirt onto.

795
00:38:37,960 --> 00:38:42,000
Speaker 1: I've been there too. Literally read the fucking room like

796
00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:46,000
Speaker 1: you are you're gonna call to get something built.

797
00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:50,520
Speaker 2: Don't say that like chill, We're gonna be best friends forever.

798
00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:52,960
Speaker 1: Back up back.

799
00:38:52,920 --> 00:38:55,319
Speaker 2: Oh ho, back the fuck up?

800
00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:59,960
Speaker 1: Oh fuck? That video is so hard to walk.

801
00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:03,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's so scary, and like I've been like, oh.

802
00:39:03,880 --> 00:39:06,400
Speaker 1: What are we doing to ourselves? Poor guys?

803
00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:10,279
Speaker 2: Like no, I feel bad for both of them, but.

804
00:39:10,719 --> 00:39:13,480
Speaker 5: Well I feel bad for both of them because that's

805
00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:16,760
Speaker 5: also the bald guy for the past like two months

806
00:39:16,760 --> 00:39:21,759
Speaker 5: has been posting like ripped like hot shirts photos.

807
00:39:22,040 --> 00:39:26,640
Speaker 2: I think they live in South Carolina? What gay people

808
00:39:26,640 --> 00:39:27,600
Speaker 2: live in South Carolina?

809
00:39:27,680 --> 00:39:30,640
Speaker 1: A lot of gay people. I'm not kidding it weirdly,

810
00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:33,399
Speaker 1: is like a lot of the gay people in my family.

811
00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:35,680
Speaker 2: South Carolina super close to DC. Is it like a

812
00:39:35,719 --> 00:39:38,920
Speaker 2: train right away because the DC gays are scary.

813
00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:42,200
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just know that North Carolina and

814
00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:44,360
Speaker 1: South Carolina in my head, there's a lot of gays

815
00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:47,560
Speaker 1: there because a lot of the women who are gay

816
00:39:48,600 --> 00:39:51,000
Speaker 1: in my family, Slash who I grew up with, like

817
00:39:51,120 --> 00:39:51,680
Speaker 1: ended up there.

818
00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:56,800
Speaker 2: Question Mark Western and Kaylin are both very gay people

819
00:39:56,800 --> 00:39:59,880
Speaker 2: and they're from South Carolina.

820
00:40:01,880 --> 00:40:02,399
Speaker 1: They're gay.

821
00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:08,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh, welcome in. Yeah exactly. Well.

822
00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:12,239
Speaker 1: I also I'm here as like a like a chaperone. Yeah,

823
00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:15,120
Speaker 1: that's why I'm in here. You're moderating, Yes, I'm the

824
00:40:15,160 --> 00:40:16,959
Speaker 1: mode of the Thank God.

825
00:40:17,239 --> 00:40:19,520
Speaker 2: I went to Joshua Tree to see the Percy meteor

826
00:40:19,600 --> 00:40:22,840
Speaker 2: shower and it was meteor show. Yeah. Yeah, the Percy

827
00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:24,920
Speaker 2: Jackson and the Lightning Thief meteor shower.

828
00:40:25,560 --> 00:40:25,680
Speaker 4: Uh.

829
00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:29,520
Speaker 2: That shit was fucking crazy. I told you to come

830
00:40:29,600 --> 00:40:31,799
Speaker 2: like six times, I know, but I had, but my

831
00:40:31,880 --> 00:40:35,040
Speaker 2: Airbnb host was kind of being like, do not bring

832
00:40:35,120 --> 00:40:39,160
Speaker 2: any uninvited, unknown guests into the house, and like he

833
00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:41,480
Speaker 2: was being like very crazy about it. Yeah, Joshua Tree

834
00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:45,680
Speaker 2: was beautiful. I saw thirty meteors in an hour, which

835
00:40:45,719 --> 00:40:47,560
Speaker 2: is fucking crazy, and a couple of them had like

836
00:40:47,640 --> 00:40:51,759
Speaker 2: three second trails that left like shimmer behind. It was

837
00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:57,239
Speaker 2: so fucking crazy, so gorgeous. I made thirty which I.

838
00:40:57,280 --> 00:40:59,759
Speaker 1: Was watching ninety Day Fiance while you were watching that.

839
00:41:00,600 --> 00:41:03,040
Speaker 2: None of my wishes came true, Not a single one

840
00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:03,880
Speaker 2: of them came true.

841
00:41:04,320 --> 00:41:06,319
Speaker 1: You literally what was that like three days ago?

842
00:41:06,600 --> 00:41:08,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you're only bitch.

843
00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:11,040
Speaker 1: You saw three thirty meteors and wanted thirty wishes.

844
00:41:11,239 --> 00:41:17,600
Speaker 2: Yes, thirty lbs. It was probably more like twenty five meteors. Actually,

845
00:41:18,400 --> 00:41:20,479
Speaker 2: I took like a seventeen minute video so I could

846
00:41:20,520 --> 00:41:23,279
Speaker 2: like hear the because it like it really like it

847
00:41:23,320 --> 00:41:25,600
Speaker 2: triggers something so fucking primal in your body, where like

848
00:41:25,640 --> 00:41:28,440
Speaker 2: you just make sounds like you don't speak, You just

849
00:41:28,480 --> 00:41:31,600
Speaker 2: like make like oohs and alls like a fucking cave man,

850
00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:33,479
Speaker 2: Like I don't know, it was cool.

851
00:41:34,360 --> 00:41:35,760
Speaker 1: Oh I wish I saw that.

852
00:41:36,239 --> 00:41:38,279
Speaker 2: No and literally know and gives a fuck about me

853
00:41:38,360 --> 00:41:40,800
Speaker 2: and telling my meteor trees meteor shower story.

854
00:41:40,880 --> 00:41:42,880
Speaker 1: No, I do love it. The closest I got to

855
00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:45,359
Speaker 1: that is when I went to like a lake and

856
00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:47,320
Speaker 1: there was a random metior shower, and I saw a

857
00:41:47,360 --> 00:41:50,279
Speaker 1: few shooting stars, but like or maybe when I was

858
00:41:50,320 --> 00:41:52,359
Speaker 1: with you and your mom, No way we saw one.

859
00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:55,840
Speaker 2: We saw one. Yeah, we went we saw a meteor

860
00:41:55,880 --> 00:41:57,680
Speaker 2: shower in my front yard when you came to Texas

861
00:41:57,680 --> 00:41:59,120
Speaker 2: when we were like fifteen.

862
00:41:58,880 --> 00:42:00,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, and we see one in Osha tree.

863
00:42:01,080 --> 00:42:05,120
Speaker 3: I think they were shooting stars because there's like always

864
00:42:04,760 --> 00:42:10,960
Speaker 3: We saw a couple from the front yard right right, y'all.

865
00:42:11,040 --> 00:42:15,680
Speaker 2: Remember the Faith over Fear tattoo cover up? No, oh

866
00:42:15,719 --> 00:42:19,520
Speaker 2: my god, faith over fear. This woman had faith over

867
00:42:19,560 --> 00:42:22,319
Speaker 2: fear tattooed on her neck right here, and you just

868
00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:25,680
Speaker 2: faith over fear. And she went to a tattoo artist

869
00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:28,560
Speaker 2: and was like, honestly, like I want this covered up.

870
00:42:28,760 --> 00:42:32,720
Speaker 2: I'll let you choose anything anything you want, like whatever

871
00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:35,040
Speaker 2: you are the best at, Like, I'll let you cover

872
00:42:35,160 --> 00:42:40,600
Speaker 2: up this fucking tattoo. Bitch. This is the faith overfear tattoo.

873
00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:48,200
Speaker 2: Like not bad, like just not the vibe anymore. Why

874
00:42:48,239 --> 00:42:51,520
Speaker 2: did she cover it up with a fucking rainbow cupcake?

875
00:42:51,600 --> 00:42:54,640
Speaker 2: That looks like shit, It looks like a juggalo painted it,

876
00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:57,080
Speaker 2: Like girl, what the fuck?

877
00:42:58,760 --> 00:43:02,240
Speaker 1: That looks like a like the girl like in middle

878
00:43:02,239 --> 00:43:04,239
Speaker 1: school when it was like back in my day, when

879
00:43:04,239 --> 00:43:06,600
Speaker 1: it was rare to see in middle school or smoking anything.

880
00:43:06,880 --> 00:43:09,200
Speaker 1: But the only middle schooler in seventh grade you knew

881
00:43:09,239 --> 00:43:11,959
Speaker 1: who was allowed to smoke weed would draw something like that.

882
00:43:11,960 --> 00:43:14,520
Speaker 2: That is the meanest thing I think anyone's ever done

883
00:43:14,520 --> 00:43:17,480
Speaker 2: to a human being, that is, And it's big as fuck,

884
00:43:18,080 --> 00:43:20,439
Speaker 2: Like it's huge, and you can still see faith over

885
00:43:20,520 --> 00:43:22,680
Speaker 2: fucking fear in the fucking cupcake.

886
00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:27,880
Speaker 1: Oh you cared, like girl, dude, what the fuck? Okay?

887
00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:30,879
Speaker 1: But also like to this lady, she had to put

888
00:43:30,920 --> 00:43:33,200
Speaker 1: a stencil down or did you let her free hands?

889
00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:35,480
Speaker 2: I think I think she was, like I don't. I

890
00:43:35,480 --> 00:43:37,200
Speaker 2: want it to be a surprise, because they did. There's

891
00:43:37,239 --> 00:43:39,680
Speaker 2: a video of their review. I can't find it anywhere.

892
00:43:40,239 --> 00:43:43,640
Speaker 2: But like, no, I've drawn that cupcake in seventh grade before,

893
00:43:43,920 --> 00:43:46,399
Speaker 2: like that exact cupcake, But like, what is going on

894
00:43:46,520 --> 00:43:47,000
Speaker 2: with Like.

895
00:43:47,160 --> 00:43:49,680
Speaker 1: Wait, you boy in middle school drawing cupcakes?

896
00:43:59,120 --> 00:44:03,240
Speaker 2: I love my little pony, Guys, I love my little pony.

897
00:44:03,480 --> 00:44:04,600
Speaker 1: I loved care bears.

898
00:44:05,040 --> 00:44:06,520
Speaker 2: They knights.

899
00:44:07,200 --> 00:44:09,919
Speaker 3: Oh broni broni bronie.

900
00:44:09,680 --> 00:44:14,239
Speaker 2: Jibbroni fucking JIBBRONI. I don't know, maybe we should look

901
00:44:14,280 --> 00:44:16,040
Speaker 2: that up. That might be like bad for me.

902
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:18,480
Speaker 3: This broni. Yeah, I think that was just the thing

903
00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:20,280
Speaker 3: that people in the nineties would like, say.

904
00:44:20,120 --> 00:44:22,680
Speaker 2: You fucking gibbroni? Is it like you done?

905
00:44:22,920 --> 00:44:27,719
Speaker 3: Let me look up? Is jibebroni problematic? The word jabbroni

906
00:44:27,760 --> 00:44:30,720
Speaker 3: can be considered problematic depending on the context and intent

907
00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:33,960
Speaker 3: of its use. It's an insult. The primary definition of

908
00:44:34,040 --> 00:44:37,920
Speaker 3: jabbroni is foolish, contemptible person, or a loser.

909
00:44:38,200 --> 00:44:41,320
Speaker 2: Okay, so both Ya and Kai are jibbroni.

910
00:44:41,480 --> 00:44:45,319
Speaker 3: Okay, Well it's problematic according to Google. So you need

911
00:44:45,360 --> 00:44:46,400
Speaker 3: to apologize now.

912
00:44:47,040 --> 00:44:51,960
Speaker 2: Guys, y'all know Tan mom, you know I've been mentioning

913
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:56,040
Speaker 2: her a lot. Well, I found out that she has

914
00:44:56,080 --> 00:45:01,840
Speaker 2: a book, and I bought the book and the title

915
00:45:01,880 --> 00:45:03,680
Speaker 2: of the book is called The Color Tan.

916
00:45:06,160 --> 00:45:06,920
Speaker 3: That's insane.

917
00:45:07,120 --> 00:45:11,279
Speaker 2: It's really, really, really fucking crazy. It's really good, and

918
00:45:11,320 --> 00:45:15,160
Speaker 2: it's like fucking it's it's quite literally the worst book

919
00:45:15,440 --> 00:45:18,239
Speaker 2: I have ever cracked up in my life. No, it's

920
00:45:18,280 --> 00:45:18,839
Speaker 2: what do you mean.

921
00:45:18,760 --> 00:45:19,680
Speaker 3: You cracked it open?

922
00:45:19,840 --> 00:45:23,839
Speaker 2: I fucked it, y'all. Don't fuck your books. I fuck

923
00:45:24,400 --> 00:45:28,080
Speaker 2: for knowledge. I'm a sapio sexual. I massage your mind,

924
00:45:28,560 --> 00:45:34,760
Speaker 2: not your bajinie guys. Instead of a wet t shirt contest,

925
00:45:34,880 --> 00:45:36,200
Speaker 2: we need a wet mind.

926
00:45:35,960 --> 00:45:37,840
Speaker 1: Contest, you wet book contest.

927
00:45:38,080 --> 00:45:40,160
Speaker 2: Wait, did y'all know that there are fleas that if

928
00:45:40,160 --> 00:45:45,640
Speaker 2: they bite you, they make you allergic to me? Yeah?

929
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:50,320
Speaker 1: Okay, I can't lie though. My stomach is literally tossing

930
00:45:50,360 --> 00:45:52,000
Speaker 1: and turning. So I'm gonna go shit, and y'all are

931
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:53,280
Speaker 1: gonna have to sit for like ten minutes.

932
00:45:53,719 --> 00:45:55,759
Speaker 2: And you had to take a ship and you went

933
00:45:55,800 --> 00:45:56,839
Speaker 2: and took a dump.

934
00:45:57,320 --> 00:46:00,720
Speaker 1: And it was successful. It was awesome, it was healthy,

935
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:03,439
Speaker 1: it was amazing. I got to use my phone, which

936
00:46:03,480 --> 00:46:05,200
Speaker 1: did give me a passing thought, and I wiped my

937
00:46:05,239 --> 00:46:07,720
Speaker 1: phone down with an alcohol wipe after because I'm neurotic

938
00:46:07,880 --> 00:46:11,799
Speaker 1: like that. But I did find myself really grossed out

939
00:46:11,840 --> 00:46:14,960
Speaker 1: at the idea of all of us carrying our phones

940
00:46:14,960 --> 00:46:17,439
Speaker 1: into bathrooms and shit all the time. And I don't

941
00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:19,680
Speaker 1: think anybody cleans their phone at.

942
00:46:19,520 --> 00:46:24,200
Speaker 2: The hotel in San Diego the past few days, I literally,

943
00:46:24,360 --> 00:46:30,520
Speaker 2: like for some reason was like so like germ freaked out,

944
00:46:30,760 --> 00:46:32,279
Speaker 2: Like I don't know if it was just like the

945
00:46:32,320 --> 00:46:34,120
Speaker 2: amount of like I was just thinking about the amount

946
00:46:34,200 --> 00:46:37,160
Speaker 2: of sex that was like happening in that room, and

947
00:46:37,200 --> 00:46:41,160
Speaker 2: it was like grossing me out crazy, Like laying on

948
00:46:41,200 --> 00:46:44,960
Speaker 2: that zebra print couch was a lot for me.

949
00:46:45,680 --> 00:46:49,360
Speaker 1: That's you projecting. You're projecting about like having sex on

950
00:46:49,400 --> 00:46:50,760
Speaker 1: a bunch of random things.

951
00:46:51,200 --> 00:46:53,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, I have sex all over the place.

952
00:46:53,200 --> 00:46:55,480
Speaker 1: Yeah that's like, do you care if I say that

953
00:46:55,520 --> 00:46:57,880
Speaker 1: you like Drew mention that one time he's had like

954
00:46:58,880 --> 00:47:01,200
Speaker 1: a thing with someone where like the whole running gag

955
00:47:01,320 --> 00:47:04,360
Speaker 1: was like we fucking every room that you're fully just

956
00:47:04,440 --> 00:47:05,000
Speaker 1: projecting that.

957
00:47:05,200 --> 00:47:08,239
Speaker 2: I think it's funny. I think it's hilarious.

958
00:47:08,560 --> 00:47:10,400
Speaker 1: I mean, I agree with you, it is hilarious, but

959
00:47:10,440 --> 00:47:13,200
Speaker 1: it is crazy we just share rooms like that as humans,

960
00:47:13,200 --> 00:47:16,680
Speaker 1: Like it's fine it. Have you seen that fucking plane

961
00:47:16,680 --> 00:47:17,960
Speaker 1: that they'll take you up in the sky and let

962
00:47:17,960 --> 00:47:20,319
Speaker 1: you fuck in the back of it. Oh yeah, Like

963
00:47:20,600 --> 00:47:24,359
Speaker 1: get a grip again. If your hobby is sex.

964
00:47:24,640 --> 00:47:27,120
Speaker 2: Whoa something is seriously all that's not good. You know,

965
00:47:27,280 --> 00:47:30,280
Speaker 2: while you were while you were taking taking your big fat,

966
00:47:30,280 --> 00:47:33,160
Speaker 2: stinky dump, Kai was taking one at the same time,

967
00:47:33,160 --> 00:47:35,440
Speaker 2: which I thought was really special and cute. But yeah,

968
00:47:36,160 --> 00:47:39,960
Speaker 2: I was scrolling. I was scrolling on Instagram, just chilling

969
00:47:40,160 --> 00:47:43,799
Speaker 2: and I found this swingers couple and I was like,

970
00:47:43,880 --> 00:47:45,920
Speaker 2: I watched like six of their videos while y'all were

971
00:47:45,960 --> 00:47:50,600
Speaker 2: like doing y'all's thing, and that is so interesting. It

972
00:47:50,680 --> 00:47:51,799
Speaker 2: is so fascinating to me.

973
00:47:52,080 --> 00:47:54,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I'm pro swingers. I just like get

974
00:47:54,160 --> 00:47:55,719
Speaker 1: that out of my face and they'll talk to me.

975
00:47:56,680 --> 00:47:58,719
Speaker 2: No. Yeah, they were like talking about like going to

976
00:47:58,800 --> 00:48:02,440
Speaker 2: the bar to hit on married cup, which happened to Kayette.

977
00:48:02,680 --> 00:48:05,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, well kay is in a married couple. He's a

978
00:48:05,120 --> 00:48:06,360
Speaker 1: random guy.

979
00:48:06,719 --> 00:48:09,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, I got hit on. I forget what happens.

980
00:48:09,680 --> 00:48:11,279
Speaker 2: Just they like came up to you and they thought

981
00:48:11,280 --> 00:48:12,239
Speaker 2: you were hot.

982
00:48:12,520 --> 00:48:15,120
Speaker 3: Oh yeah. But then oh, the one guy said that

983
00:48:15,160 --> 00:48:15,839
Speaker 3: we weren't gay.

984
00:48:16,160 --> 00:48:18,319
Speaker 2: Oh yeah. We were like, oh, we're gay together, and

985
00:48:18,360 --> 00:48:20,439
Speaker 2: then he was like, y'all are not gay. I can tell.

986
00:48:20,520 --> 00:48:22,759
Speaker 3: I was trying to get out of it, so I

987
00:48:22,760 --> 00:48:24,160
Speaker 3: started hooking up with my god.

988
00:48:24,320 --> 00:48:26,040
Speaker 2: He started making out on the dance floor.

989
00:48:26,120 --> 00:48:28,000
Speaker 3: I immediately started bouncing off all.

990
00:48:27,920 --> 00:48:31,759
Speaker 2: Kissed me and Drew No, I don't let him.

991
00:48:31,920 --> 00:48:33,720
Speaker 3: He's spit in my mouth. That's about it as close

992
00:48:33,719 --> 00:48:34,280
Speaker 3: as it gets.

993
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:37,360
Speaker 7: Girl.

994
00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:40,279
Speaker 2: Me and and you had a very special moment in

995
00:48:40,320 --> 00:48:42,000
Speaker 2: the car ride down to San Diego.

996
00:48:42,760 --> 00:48:43,680
Speaker 1: Oh, Yeah, it was sweet.

997
00:48:43,800 --> 00:48:44,400
Speaker 3: It was sweet.

998
00:48:44,600 --> 00:48:45,680
Speaker 2: It was just for us.

999
00:48:46,120 --> 00:48:46,520
Speaker 3: Sorry.

1000
00:48:46,680 --> 00:48:49,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, we were talking about like how we've changed, oh,

1001
00:48:49,120 --> 00:48:50,640
Speaker 1: because we were talking about how I used to be

1002
00:48:50,840 --> 00:48:55,759
Speaker 1: way more angry, but being friends with Drew kind of

1003
00:48:55,760 --> 00:49:01,440
Speaker 1: taught me how to place my anger in a way

1004
00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:02,759
Speaker 1: that doesn't like endanger me.

1005
00:49:03,640 --> 00:49:06,839
Speaker 2: And I like how to say no, And I learned

1006
00:49:06,880 --> 00:49:10,719
Speaker 2: how to say no through you. No No, how about this?

1007
00:49:10,960 --> 00:49:13,440
Speaker 3: No No, that's very poetic. You guys kind of completed

1008
00:49:13,480 --> 00:49:14,799
Speaker 3: each other a little bit.

1009
00:49:15,120 --> 00:49:17,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what we're talking.

1010
00:49:18,520 --> 00:49:20,000
Speaker 2: People. Really fuck.

1011
00:49:22,280 --> 00:49:25,200
Speaker 1: Well. Honestly, I think that was a sign. That was

1012
00:49:25,239 --> 00:49:27,399
Speaker 1: a sign for the universe. The universe was saying, yeah,

1013
00:49:27,560 --> 00:49:29,640
Speaker 1: keep that to you guys, like that's for us.

1014
00:49:29,840 --> 00:49:32,200
Speaker 2: Mm. The camera died right when we were saying that,

1015
00:49:32,360 --> 00:49:35,480
Speaker 2: so like we're keeping that to ourselves. That's the universe

1016
00:49:35,520 --> 00:49:37,279
Speaker 2: speaking to us to keep it to us. But yeah,

1017
00:49:37,280 --> 00:49:40,280
Speaker 2: we are soulmates. I don't think people realize, like truly

1018
00:49:40,280 --> 00:49:45,240
Speaker 2: truly realize that we complete each other. And it takes work,

1019
00:49:45,520 --> 00:49:50,040
Speaker 2: even even in moments of frustration and anger, because.

1020
00:49:49,760 --> 00:49:52,720
Speaker 1: We still disagree all the time. On a daily basis,

1021
00:49:52,800 --> 00:49:54,760
Speaker 1: I feel like we disagree.

1022
00:49:55,920 --> 00:49:58,000
Speaker 2: I think what it is is we figured out how

1023
00:49:58,160 --> 00:50:03,320
Speaker 2: each other communicates, and we figured out what's worth talking

1024
00:50:03,320 --> 00:50:06,719
Speaker 2: about and what's not worth talking about. And I think

1025
00:50:06,760 --> 00:50:09,960
Speaker 2: that's literally the key to any relationship.

1026
00:50:10,320 --> 00:50:13,200
Speaker 1: Also, it is the thing of I we don't argue

1027
00:50:13,239 --> 00:50:15,680
Speaker 1: so much because it's like you're saying, I can recognize

1028
00:50:15,680 --> 00:50:18,239
Speaker 1: when something is just pushing it there, and it's very

1029
00:50:18,320 --> 00:50:20,239
Speaker 1: rare that line is crossed, and then when it is,

1030
00:50:20,320 --> 00:50:22,920
Speaker 1: it's resolved so quickly. But for the most part, it

1031
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:23,720
Speaker 1: is just like.

1032
00:50:23,600 --> 00:50:27,680
Speaker 2: We've never had something that We've never had something that

1033
00:50:27,719 --> 00:50:30,600
Speaker 2: hasn't been resolved within an hour, like yeah, and it's

1034
00:50:31,200 --> 00:50:34,200
Speaker 2: it's literally just like fucking.

1035
00:50:34,280 --> 00:50:37,920
Speaker 1: Just eat it. No, you just fucking eat it. And

1036
00:50:37,960 --> 00:50:40,360
Speaker 1: then someone would ease like I don't know. It's like

1037
00:50:41,120 --> 00:50:43,399
Speaker 1: you have to figure out what to eat. It's hard

1038
00:50:43,440 --> 00:50:45,160
Speaker 1: to figure out your diet, but you've got to figure

1039
00:50:45,160 --> 00:50:45,799
Speaker 1: out what's eating.

1040
00:50:45,800 --> 00:50:49,799
Speaker 2: And we all have a hunger period. So let's just

1041
00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:50,680
Speaker 2: feast together.

1042
00:50:51,760 --> 00:50:55,319
Speaker 3: Wait, yeah, let's feast first, feast.

1043
00:50:55,360 --> 00:50:57,440
Speaker 2: First, we feast hot ones.

1044
00:50:57,600 --> 00:51:00,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's important to learn the language that you're partner

1045
00:51:01,239 --> 00:51:04,120
Speaker 3: is speaking, Like, for instance, I learned with Drew. He

1046
00:51:04,280 --> 00:51:09,160
Speaker 3: speaks Morse code of the clapping noises of me bouncing on.

1047
00:51:09,080 --> 00:51:13,319
Speaker 2: It are there, you're gonna say something like genuine Can

1048
00:51:13,360 --> 00:51:16,000
Speaker 2: you say something genuine about me? Kai, I'll say something

1049
00:51:16,040 --> 00:51:19,400
Speaker 2: genuine about you. I think you're like really really really intelligent.

1050
00:51:19,920 --> 00:51:23,680
Speaker 2: I've like had some of the most like intellectually stimulating

1051
00:51:23,680 --> 00:51:25,320
Speaker 2: conversations in my entire life.

1052
00:51:25,760 --> 00:51:29,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think that you're a genuinely very magnetic person

1053
00:51:29,120 --> 00:51:32,640
Speaker 3: and people are truly attracted to you in a way.

1054
00:51:32,680 --> 00:51:35,640
Speaker 3: And I don't even mean sexually, I mean like or wise.

1055
00:51:35,680 --> 00:51:36,600
Speaker 3: That is very rare.

1056
00:51:36,960 --> 00:51:40,759
Speaker 2: Yees say one about Enya and Inya. You say one

1057
00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:41,279
Speaker 2: about Kai.

1058
00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:45,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a perfect ten. Okay, do one about me.

1059
00:51:47,040 --> 00:51:50,280
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think, like seriously, let me think on this.

1060
00:51:52,280 --> 00:51:53,760
Speaker 3: Mind. Friend, you're being three words.

1061
00:51:54,560 --> 00:52:00,360
Speaker 2: Inya is ten dime piece on sex pot but no,

1062
00:52:00,480 --> 00:52:01,000
Speaker 2: But to me.

1063
00:52:00,960 --> 00:52:03,320
Speaker 1: A dime piece is way more than a batty because

1064
00:52:03,320 --> 00:52:07,120
Speaker 1: it's true, someone the dime and then someone's a baddy.

1065
00:52:07,040 --> 00:52:12,200
Speaker 3: Likes like, someone will get degraded from status of a

1066
00:52:12,320 --> 00:52:15,200
Speaker 3: dying piece if they have a mean, ugly personality.

1067
00:52:15,320 --> 00:52:18,120
Speaker 2: Did I have a twink death? I think I had

1068
00:52:18,160 --> 00:52:20,360
Speaker 2: a twink death, like way before I was supposed to

1069
00:52:20,400 --> 00:52:20,920
Speaker 2: have a twin.

1070
00:52:20,800 --> 00:52:23,680
Speaker 3: Death, premature twint death.

1071
00:52:24,960 --> 00:52:29,000
Speaker 2: But I was a fucking twink like bitch. I was

1072
00:52:29,080 --> 00:52:33,200
Speaker 2: like drinking pinky drinkity Starbucks drink in my car with

1073
00:52:33,320 --> 00:52:35,480
Speaker 2: like Arctic monkey shirts on.

1074
00:52:35,719 --> 00:52:41,440
Speaker 1: Like there's levels to this ship, though, Like there's really

1075
00:52:41,520 --> 00:52:44,239
Speaker 1: levels to this ship. Because at the time, yeah, you

1076
00:52:44,280 --> 00:52:47,400
Speaker 1: were twinkie, but twink was in demand for the straight girls.

1077
00:52:48,840 --> 00:52:51,160
Speaker 1: It was actually kind of like the straightest thing to do.

1078
00:52:51,760 --> 00:52:55,320
Speaker 2: It was like gab It really was like literally metrosexual

1079
00:52:55,960 --> 00:53:01,440
Speaker 2: corn France. Yeah, yeah, my god. I had the biggest

1080
00:53:01,480 --> 00:53:02,160
Speaker 2: crush on Connor.

1081
00:53:02,280 --> 00:53:04,120
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, out of all those guys, I

1082
00:53:04,280 --> 00:53:07,799
Speaker 1: was like, way, way, way, way, way, way, who's this one.

1083
00:53:08,040 --> 00:53:10,959
Speaker 2: I didn't recognize it was a crush until like five

1084
00:53:11,040 --> 00:53:15,040
Speaker 2: years ago, but like I was observed. No, he's fine

1085
00:53:15,040 --> 00:53:17,719
Speaker 2: shit still and he's like fucking like mine and his

1086
00:53:17,760 --> 00:53:21,160
Speaker 2: own goddamn business, like doing whatever the fuck he does now,

1087
00:53:21,400 --> 00:53:23,560
Speaker 2: and I respect the fuck out of that. Like he

1088
00:53:23,680 --> 00:53:28,040
Speaker 2: made his bag, got his house and does what like walks,

1089
00:53:28,360 --> 00:53:30,440
Speaker 2: like he goes on walks. Like that's so fierce.

1090
00:53:30,960 --> 00:53:35,480
Speaker 1: That's so fierce. But like, yeah, that was the thing.

1091
00:53:35,719 --> 00:53:38,240
Speaker 1: To be gay was to be sought after by women,

1092
00:53:38,440 --> 00:53:42,200
Speaker 1: Like I said, the most gay of my teen life

1093
00:53:42,280 --> 00:53:45,880
Speaker 1: to men I thought were gay. I literally like it.

1094
00:53:45,760 --> 00:53:48,240
Speaker 2: Was just like you didn't they got your assad.

1095
00:53:48,560 --> 00:53:51,000
Speaker 1: He really just didn't know who was gay and who.

1096
00:53:50,880 --> 00:53:54,200
Speaker 2: Was lying, Like Danya would send me unsolicited nudes all

1097
00:53:54,239 --> 00:53:57,040
Speaker 2: the time. I'm I'm joking, I'm joking.

1098
00:53:57,200 --> 00:53:59,040
Speaker 1: I actually wish no I would have done that to

1099
00:53:59,080 --> 00:54:01,440
Speaker 1: you because like I want you. But see, that's why

1100
00:54:01,480 --> 00:54:06,000
Speaker 1: I'm saying you were gay guys. Yeah, but I but

1101
00:54:06,080 --> 00:54:06,680
Speaker 1: I think.

1102
00:54:06,560 --> 00:54:08,239
Speaker 2: I was in love with you in a different way. Yeah,

1103
00:54:08,280 --> 00:54:08,880
Speaker 2: That's what I'm.

1104
00:54:08,719 --> 00:54:10,439
Speaker 1: Saying, is I think I still was because I will

1105
00:54:10,480 --> 00:54:14,480
Speaker 1: never forget Weston asking me. I think Weston was the

1106
00:54:14,480 --> 00:54:16,799
Speaker 1: first person to ask me just straight up, or maybe

1107
00:54:16,800 --> 00:54:22,120
Speaker 1: it was another like little guy. It was Weston, but like,

1108
00:54:22,239 --> 00:54:23,839
Speaker 1: well he's a little guy in the fence, like he's

1109
00:54:23,880 --> 00:54:25,960
Speaker 1: like way younger than Yeah, he was like a jit,

1110
00:54:26,120 --> 00:54:28,080
Speaker 1: like he was a child. So I was like, very

1111
00:54:28,360 --> 00:54:30,520
Speaker 1: I'll never forget it because I was so shocked by

1112
00:54:30,520 --> 00:54:33,440
Speaker 1: like a young person at being so straightforward. But he

1113
00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:36,600
Speaker 1: was like I was tangenting on to him and maybe

1114
00:54:36,719 --> 00:54:40,319
Speaker 1: Kaylin about how much I liked Drew, and then they

1115
00:54:40,320 --> 00:54:42,960
Speaker 1: were like I wasn't saying anything about the way you

1116
00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:46,040
Speaker 1: look or like being attracted to or anything. And then

1117
00:54:46,080 --> 00:54:47,319
Speaker 1: they were like, but would you kiss him? And then

1118
00:54:47,360 --> 00:54:51,239
Speaker 1: I was like like I think yeah, like but like

1119
00:54:51,239 --> 00:54:52,840
Speaker 1: for me, it felt more so like isn't that what

1120
00:54:52,880 --> 00:54:55,480
Speaker 1: you're supposed to do, like next, like that's the next move,

1121
00:54:55,640 --> 00:54:57,560
Speaker 1: but the idea of actually doing it, I was like, no,

1122
00:54:57,760 --> 00:55:01,160
Speaker 1: I know, like it's never Yeah, it's never been the

1123
00:55:01,160 --> 00:55:02,440
Speaker 1: thing other than when I came on to you.

1124
00:55:02,480 --> 00:55:04,680
Speaker 2: But that was because I, oh my gosh, that was

1125
00:55:04,800 --> 00:55:05,359
Speaker 2: so lit.

1126
00:55:05,440 --> 00:55:06,600
Speaker 1: I think we bleeped that out.

1127
00:55:07,040 --> 00:55:08,200
Speaker 2: We might have bleeped it out.

1128
00:55:08,320 --> 00:55:10,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I was like so embarrassed.

1129
00:55:09,880 --> 00:55:12,640
Speaker 2: And Ya, Like I was laying in bed in another

1130
00:55:12,680 --> 00:55:15,920
Speaker 2: person's hotel room and Enya literally got on top of

1131
00:55:15,960 --> 00:55:19,160
Speaker 2: me and straddled me and started like kissing my neck

1132
00:55:19,320 --> 00:55:23,839
Speaker 2: and like literally like trying to like get in, get in.

1133
00:55:23,920 --> 00:55:25,200
Speaker 1: Get in it.

1134
00:55:26,080 --> 00:55:28,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was my thing and it was fucking lit,

1135
00:55:28,200 --> 00:55:30,560
Speaker 2: Like it was so lit, like I love being desired.

1136
00:55:30,640 --> 00:55:33,319
Speaker 1: Were other people in the room, Yes, I decapped, Wow,

1137
00:55:33,360 --> 00:55:37,680
Speaker 1: that's crazy, yeah, weird weird times, Yeah.

1138
00:55:37,160 --> 00:55:39,360
Speaker 2: But I fucking love that shit. That's like my favorite.

1139
00:55:39,400 --> 00:55:41,839
Speaker 1: So when you first Also, the thing was when we

1140
00:55:41,840 --> 00:55:43,680
Speaker 1: we bleeped it out on the episode, because when you

1141
00:55:43,719 --> 00:55:46,160
Speaker 1: told me, I have no recollection of it. Like, I

1142
00:55:46,560 --> 00:55:49,080
Speaker 1: fully trauma blocked that because I think I was like.

1143
00:55:49,040 --> 00:55:50,400
Speaker 5: That and that was bad.

1144
00:55:52,239 --> 00:55:54,120
Speaker 1: And I didn't remember it, so I wanted to block

1145
00:55:54,160 --> 00:55:54,880
Speaker 1: it out because.

1146
00:55:54,680 --> 00:55:56,839
Speaker 2: Like, but I very easily could have been like get

1147
00:55:56,880 --> 00:55:57,440
Speaker 2: the fuck off.

1148
00:55:57,520 --> 00:55:59,239
Speaker 1: No, but no, it's not even that, Like I.

1149
00:55:59,280 --> 00:56:02,960
Speaker 2: Let it happen becase as I was like girl, like yes, yes,

1150
00:56:04,239 --> 00:56:05,160
Speaker 2: get yours queen.

1151
00:56:05,400 --> 00:56:10,400
Speaker 1: That is so amazing, Like yeah, and now I don't,

1152
00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:15,960
Speaker 1: I have no pull. I can't do stuff like that ever. Again. Yeah,

1153
00:56:16,040 --> 00:56:18,920
Speaker 1: what's crazy is like with people who I was like

1154
00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:21,680
Speaker 1: sexually attracted to and ship, I wait, y'all never.

1155
00:56:21,520 --> 00:56:23,040
Speaker 2: Said the nice thing about each other.

1156
00:56:23,200 --> 00:56:25,320
Speaker 3: And yeah, I genuinely think you're one of the funniest

1157
00:56:25,360 --> 00:56:26,439
Speaker 3: people I've ever met.

1158
00:56:26,920 --> 00:56:32,400
Speaker 2: This episode. You have been fucking on you this fucking episode.

1159
00:56:32,400 --> 00:56:34,839
Speaker 2: You've been saying some of the most advanced jokes I've

1160
00:56:34,880 --> 00:56:35,680
Speaker 2: ever heard in my.

1161
00:56:37,239 --> 00:56:40,799
Speaker 3: Serious You have like a it girl beauty, which is

1162
00:56:40,840 --> 00:56:45,399
Speaker 3: like a very rare beauty. I do think and hers

1163
00:56:45,480 --> 00:56:48,200
Speaker 3: the most boring thing about her because she's the boring thing.

1164
00:56:48,320 --> 00:56:49,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, but.

1165
00:56:50,719 --> 00:56:52,839
Speaker 1: I think this is literally a side for us to saw.

1166
00:56:54,560 --> 00:56:59,839
Speaker 2: This is genuine need and you just trying so hard

1167
00:56:59,880 --> 00:57:01,440
Speaker 2: to out of complimenting kai.

1168
00:57:01,680 --> 00:57:03,560
Speaker 3: I was gonna say, but you know what I'm saying,

1169
00:57:03,600 --> 00:57:05,080
Speaker 3: as far as girl beauty.

1170
00:57:04,800 --> 00:57:06,800
Speaker 2: Goes, she's got a special beauty.

1171
00:57:06,960 --> 00:57:09,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, your turn in you. I wasn't done.

1172
00:57:10,440 --> 00:57:12,279
Speaker 2: I said one thing and you you also.

1173
00:57:12,239 --> 00:57:15,120
Speaker 3: You also you have a lot of very good outfits.

1174
00:57:16,160 --> 00:57:16,760
Speaker 1: Thank you.

1175
00:57:18,280 --> 00:57:20,320
Speaker 2: You have to give me to now you gave me one.

1176
00:57:20,440 --> 00:57:23,880
Speaker 3: Dude, Come on, You're I'm constantly complimenting you.

1177
00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:27,600
Speaker 1: I know podcast is talk about wanting to fuck you.

1178
00:57:27,760 --> 00:57:33,120
Speaker 2: That doesn't count. I'm kidding.

1179
00:57:33,000 --> 00:57:34,760
Speaker 1: My compliment kai Is.

1180
00:57:36,960 --> 00:57:37,680
Speaker 2: Just say it.

1181
00:57:37,920 --> 00:57:39,680
Speaker 1: No, I'm trying to think of how to word it,

1182
00:57:39,800 --> 00:57:43,320
Speaker 1: like I'm actually somebody who I think about my words period.

1183
00:57:43,920 --> 00:57:48,200
Speaker 1: I guess Actually no, I don't like literally have, but

1184
00:57:48,240 --> 00:57:50,280
Speaker 1: in this moment, see how I learn, and I changed

1185
00:57:52,760 --> 00:57:57,880
Speaker 1: my compliment to kai Is. I am a very harsh person,

1186
00:57:57,920 --> 00:58:00,400
Speaker 1: and when I met you, I feel like I was

1187
00:58:00,520 --> 00:58:03,800
Speaker 1: very against your existence because I just did not know you.

1188
00:58:04,480 --> 00:58:06,919
Speaker 1: And you are one of the very few and rare

1189
00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:09,520
Speaker 1: cases that not only have you proved me wrong about

1190
00:58:09,520 --> 00:58:12,600
Speaker 1: your character, but like I genuinely feel like, despite your

1191
00:58:12,640 --> 00:58:17,320
Speaker 1: age and everything, you genuinely are constantly like so open

1192
00:58:17,360 --> 00:58:20,240
Speaker 1: to changing and like your biggest thing is wanting to

1193
00:58:20,360 --> 00:58:23,000
Speaker 1: just like be in a room and be of use,

1194
00:58:23,120 --> 00:58:28,960
Speaker 1: whether it's like comedically, emotionally, intellectually, like you just you

1195
00:58:29,080 --> 00:58:32,000
Speaker 1: are a useful human being by nature. And you're very

1196
00:58:32,200 --> 00:58:32,960
Speaker 1: nice and sweet.

1197
00:58:33,320 --> 00:58:34,680
Speaker 3: Thank you. That is very sweet.

1198
00:58:35,520 --> 00:58:39,760
Speaker 2: All right, that's so cute.

1199
00:58:40,880 --> 00:58:45,000
Speaker 1: Ah, And I mean, oh my god.

1200
00:58:46,520 --> 00:58:49,600
Speaker 3: You have really nice hair, which I really you know,

1201
00:58:49,720 --> 00:58:51,360
Speaker 3: I know, I know that's like more of a shallow thing,

1202
00:58:51,400 --> 00:58:52,080
Speaker 3: but you know that.

1203
00:58:51,920 --> 00:58:53,840
Speaker 2: That's like big, No, that's major for me.

1204
00:58:53,880 --> 00:58:57,440
Speaker 3: You have really nice hair, and it's like it has

1205
00:58:57,480 --> 00:58:59,320
Speaker 3: like a nice texture to it.

1206
00:59:00,400 --> 00:59:01,080
Speaker 1: For cod.

1207
00:59:02,520 --> 00:59:05,240
Speaker 2: What else, Well, Kai's just a genuinely good person.

1208
00:59:05,520 --> 00:59:08,400
Speaker 3: Oh you know what, I actually do always think about

1209
00:59:08,440 --> 00:59:12,880
Speaker 3: this with you. You're a very multi dimensional person. And

1210
00:59:12,920 --> 00:59:15,120
Speaker 3: I remember when I first met you, I was like

1211
00:59:15,200 --> 00:59:18,640
Speaker 3: blown away by the like diversity of interests you had

1212
00:59:18,840 --> 00:59:22,520
Speaker 3: that were very real, and I was like, I truly

1213
00:59:22,560 --> 00:59:25,400
Speaker 3: have no idea the depth to this person. Where you know,

1214
00:59:25,440 --> 00:59:26,960
Speaker 3: sometimes like you'll meet people and you'll be like I

1215
00:59:27,040 --> 00:59:30,120
Speaker 3: kind of know like what the limits of like what

1216
00:59:30,160 --> 00:59:32,360
Speaker 3: they're interested in, or like what the areas of what

1217
00:59:32,360 --> 00:59:36,400
Speaker 3: they're interested in. I was like, very I think you're

1218
00:59:36,440 --> 00:59:38,320
Speaker 3: one of the first people I would. I would consciously

1219
00:59:38,360 --> 00:59:40,520
Speaker 3: be like, I'm excited hanging out this person because they

1220
00:59:40,520 --> 00:59:45,240
Speaker 3: have such a wide variety of interests and like on

1221
00:59:45,360 --> 00:59:48,120
Speaker 3: very different ends of different spectrum.

1222
00:59:48,280 --> 00:59:51,880
Speaker 2: That's something I pride myself on. Yeah, I has never

1223
00:59:51,960 --> 00:59:53,040
Speaker 2: done harm in his life.

1224
00:59:53,560 --> 00:59:56,760
Speaker 4: Oh oh, what does that mean?

1225
00:59:58,120 --> 01:00:00,280
Speaker 1: The camera keeps cutting out. I'm just gonna keep talking

1226
01:00:00,280 --> 01:00:03,200
Speaker 1: because like, just put a blank screen, bro.

1227
01:00:04,160 --> 01:00:05,400
Speaker 3: I think I'll give us two minutes.

1228
01:00:05,600 --> 01:00:08,280
Speaker 2: But yeah, Kai has never done any bad thing in

1229
01:00:08,320 --> 01:00:11,160
Speaker 2: his life. He only had He's well meaning and has

1230
01:00:11,200 --> 01:00:13,840
Speaker 2: good intentions with every single move he makes.

1231
01:00:13,960 --> 01:00:15,040
Speaker 3: Thank you, that's very sweet.

1232
01:00:15,520 --> 01:00:19,200
Speaker 2: And that was this episode of Emergency Intercom. Thank you

1233
01:00:19,320 --> 01:00:23,160
Speaker 2: for watching. I watched It's complicated. It was that so

1234
01:00:23,440 --> 01:00:29,560
Speaker 2: fucking good, really really funny. Maybe cry.

1235
01:00:30,240 --> 01:00:31,400
Speaker 1: I don't know if it made me cry.

1236
01:00:31,520 --> 01:00:32,680
Speaker 2: No, it didn't. It didn't make me cry.

1237
01:00:32,720 --> 01:00:33,640
Speaker 1: It might have made me cry.

1238
01:00:33,880 --> 01:00:34,680
Speaker 2: I wanted to cry.

1239
01:00:34,680 --> 01:00:36,720
Speaker 1: I think I cry at every movie I watched.

1240
01:00:36,760 --> 01:00:40,600
Speaker 2: Though, Mmm, like, you're just an emotional person.

1241
01:00:41,280 --> 01:00:48,200
Speaker 1: You just I'm practicing. I practice for my manipulation, manipulation, manipulation.

1242
01:00:48,400 --> 01:00:53,400
Speaker 2: God that my psychic said manipulation And she was in

1243
01:00:53,480 --> 01:00:56,720
Speaker 2: the song is the skin of My Yellow Country Teeth.

1244
01:00:57,760 --> 01:01:00,120
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, so good.

1245
01:01:00,360 --> 01:01:06,000
Speaker 8: My music is Hose Be Mad by Cash Copain, Daisy

1246
01:01:06,080 --> 01:01:12,240
Speaker 8: Jane by America, Jerkin' by A mil and The Sniffers

1247
01:01:12,920 --> 01:01:14,800
Speaker 8: Swaying by j T.

1248
01:01:17,040 --> 01:01:22,400
Speaker 2: That's it, beautiful, guys. I just want to say thank

1249
01:01:22,440 --> 01:01:23,320
Speaker 2: you for tuning in.

1250
01:01:23,800 --> 01:01:26,640
Speaker 3: And mine is the Rick and Morty meal for McDonald's.

1251
01:01:26,880 --> 01:01:29,840
Speaker 1: I are they for real still on about that ship.

1252
01:01:32,040 --> 01:01:35,360
Speaker 3: My media is the session sauce the ses sauce meme

1253
01:01:35,400 --> 01:01:35,880
Speaker 3: on Reddit

1254
01:02:05,080 --> 01:02:05,480
Speaker 1: Three