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Speaker 3: Either way, we want to be there, doesn't matter how

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Speaker 4: We want to send you off InStyle. You wanna welcome

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Speaker 3: Tell us all about every scared or was it fine?

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Speaker 4: Malborn?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 3: Do you need to ride.

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Speaker 1: With Karen and Chris welcome to Do you need a ride?

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Speaker 2: This is Chris Fairbanks and this is Karen Coilgareff.

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Speaker 1: It was loud again, you really.

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Speaker 5: Punched it, But I think that's good at the topic

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Speaker 5: gets people's attention. Hey, stop doing your data entry and

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Speaker 6: Right right, like wake them up, make them adjust their knobs.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, do you want to get some knobs going better?

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Speaker 6: I punch it, then you punch it, because that would

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Speaker 6: mean we'd hit this volt in the bumper.

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Speaker 5: If you hit a Chevy Vault in the back, it

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Speaker 1: A lot of people don't do all that.

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Speaker 2: I'd feel like I don't know it because it's one

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Speaker 1: In front of your eyes.

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Speaker 2: It happens, just a quick battery rust.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it happens immediately like you just I'd a vampire

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Speaker 2: Speaking of which, have you ever been a vampire for Halloween?

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Speaker 7: Yes?

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Speaker 6: Really, very yes. While on stage, I had I no,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah exactly. I'm learning from my past mistakes. Anyway,

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Speaker 2: Oh damn it, Oh shoots, it was.

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Speaker 1: Halloween and I'm about to do stand up on Halloween

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Speaker 2: Go see Chris Austin, Texas.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, everything I say today is going to be a

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Speaker 6: from Austin, the last stop of my tour.

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Speaker 1: Next story, New Orleans, it's going to be hard.

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Speaker 2: I've never been there. You don't have plans to go.

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Speaker 6: I dressing have vampire and did my show as a vampire,

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Speaker 6: and I learned do not dress as I don't know

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Speaker 6: improv after that, you just shouldn't I like to dress

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Speaker 6: up for Halloween. Yeah, and I decided to be a

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Speaker 6: and I think it took away from my actual act.

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Speaker 5: Yes, Now, when you say you did your act as

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Speaker 1: I bought about it until I started talking and my

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Speaker 1: Every once in a while, my brain takes control of

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Speaker 2: Yes, for sure.

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Speaker 1: Luckily there's that other voice reality.

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Speaker 2: What's your face? Halloween costs?

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Speaker 2: Wait, don't don't you know it?

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Speaker 2: The toilet legs.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, toilet legs is the best.

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Speaker 6: But I've done little fake legs sitting on a witch's back,

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Speaker 6: I just did rodeo movements and entire it was. I

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Speaker 1: It's important to dress up for Halloween and Texas, I think,

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Speaker 1: Of course some drunken The sixth Street is so intimidating

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Speaker 1: Oh, he would have beat the dickens out of me, and.

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Speaker 5: It should have been about her honor. Right that witches, you.

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Speaker 1: Don't do that, do this to this model of my grandmother.

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Speaker 5: Even witches deserve to have consent and agency.

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Speaker 1: This is in honor of how many times I sat

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Speaker 2: You all sit on.

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Speaker 5: The shoulders of witches, you fools.

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Speaker 2: You wouldn't be anywhere with that? Which is that thing?

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Speaker 1: Happy mothers did?

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Speaker 8: Yeah? He did?

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Speaker 1: It really made me mad?

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Speaker 2: Was he like blind drunk?

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Speaker 1: I mean that street and I'll be there soon is horrifying.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, well, get on there be one of the horrifying

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Speaker 1: You're right, I should.

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Speaker 5: That's what Halloween's all about, just getting out in front

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Speaker 2: Yeah, anger witches.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, do what the moon is making you do.

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Speaker 2: Do it and don't make excuses.

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Speaker 1: When I moved to Austin, I was such an innocent

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Speaker 1: then I know Anny, what comes out shopping block? None

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Speaker 5: I just thought we were going to hit that for

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Speaker 1: Block coaster govin love.

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Speaker 2: Child from Montana. What's the most symbolic shopping block?

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Speaker 6: And I it just you go to Austin and you

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Speaker 6: and afterwards there are tattooed cops in short shorts on horseback, yes,

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, this is like erotic fan fix. I

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Speaker 5: Only cool cops that understand I would a problem we

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Speaker 1: It is one of those same times, like this is

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Speaker 8: Wrong with it?

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Speaker 2: Drunks? They deserve it and I deserve it.

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Speaker 1: We get off on this next day. It takes one

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Speaker 5: Do you know that I'm we plugged this episode on

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Speaker 5: our episode of My Favorite Murder, which will have will

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Speaker 5: I really podcast a lot and with Stephen and uh.

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Speaker 5: And in it, Georgia refers to Billy Wayne Davis as

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Speaker 2: Did you really?

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Speaker 1: I said, we have been mentioning you the last three

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Speaker 2: Right about a lot of things.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's so funny. Yeah, yeah, Georgia. Maybe you know

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Speaker 1: what I've been thinking about starting podcast with Georgia. Go ahead.

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Speaker 2: That was like the movie phone voice doing a weird joke.

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Speaker 1: The clown from the movie did it? Seven pm. We're

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Speaker 2: Left number one.

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Speaker 1: How about you? Are you gonna dress up here Halloween?

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Speaker 2: I don't think so.

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Speaker 5: I we got free dresses from a cool.

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Speaker 5: One of the dresses was it's just a plain black dress,

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Speaker 1: I have always wanted to. Now it's a common costume.

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Speaker 6: But when the villains in Karate Kid all were dressed

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Speaker 1: For me.

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Speaker 2: They look the coolest.

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Speaker 1: It just looked cool.

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Speaker 2: It's way cooler than being a shower curtain.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, and being lonely and only hanging out with some

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Speaker 6: His name is, the son from The Equalizer? Yes, oh, no,

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Speaker 6: one's gonna know Blondie. Yeah, blondie guy, mister Blondie.

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Speaker 1: He was Edward Woodward's son, Was he really? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I remember one episode of The Equalizer that was so creepy.

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Speaker 5: I loved that show, but there was one episode about

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Speaker 2: And the Equalizer came in and killed an abusive.

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Speaker 5: Father I believe, oh wow, or got him arrested or

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Speaker 5: I don't know, he got rid of him so that

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Speaker 6: So You're like, Okay, those guys probably swim to safety.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I know they were drug dealers.

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Speaker 2: Drug dealers can swim.

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Speaker 1: Oh, they're great at it, especially when you're all coked up. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: He's like, I'm going to do a goddamn breastroke.

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Speaker 1: I've never even done this before. I'm on top of

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Speaker 8: You remember more raw pal.

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Speaker 2: Is like rowby powder.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I love that.

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Speaker 6: That actually is a That's a phrase coined by Brendan Walsh.

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Speaker 1: I say it a lot.

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Speaker 2: Is that true? Yes, rowdy powder or raw pow?

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Speaker 1: Rowdy powder? I show raw pow is mine?

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Speaker 2: Well okay, so be proud because you're good too.

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Speaker 6: Sure, but you kind of have to know. Brandon's first

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Speaker 6: out I'm a joke thief.

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Speaker 2: Hey, aren't we all?

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Speaker 7: I guess.

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Speaker 5: So it's hard not to, especially these days being addicted

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Speaker 5: Like I came up with this thing that made me

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Speaker 5: laugh so hard last night on stage about talking about

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Speaker 5: And I was like, I'm one a crucifix outside of

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Speaker 2: And there's just no way that I thought of that.

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Speaker 2: It must be a tweet.

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Speaker 1: Anytime a joke comes easy to me, and it is

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Speaker 6: Yes, the stars a line, I'm dead someone else and

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Speaker 6: sometimes I'm right.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's not cool, you know what. It's so dark

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Speaker 2: Can you help?

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Speaker 8: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, can you help? I feel like a caddy.

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Speaker 2: Get my things. They're in the beige colored. Yeah, that's

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Speaker 2: make it.

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Speaker 1: That's a naked Okay. I just wanted to grab it

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Speaker 1: and feel it. It's MC type print on it.

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Speaker 2: It's like a hard glasses case.

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Speaker 1: Okay, let's look in here.

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Speaker 8: There's there.

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Speaker 2: I don't think there's anything embarrassing there.

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Speaker 1: And gun drug, some mint gum, birth control, control way

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Speaker 5: I'm a mon or lady, a couple, ben edrill or

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Speaker 5: suit of fed I'm not seeing a glass's case.

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Speaker 1: What is wrong with me?

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Speaker 2: What about regular glasses in the side pocket?

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Speaker 1: Raw the old eight ball corner? Ship balls.

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Speaker 2: Not happening?

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Speaker 1: Oh, I shouldn't have looked. There a legal pad for

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Speaker 1: your lawyery. There's no. Oh god, it's because it's the

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Speaker 1: same color as the liner. Yeah, it was a beige and.

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Speaker 2: It's a deep purse.

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Speaker 1: It's deep.

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Speaker 2: Thank you, You're welcome, Thank you.

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Speaker 6: I've been listening to a band called Bleached and I

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Speaker 6: think it's how your new band should sound.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'll send you some tracks.

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Speaker 2: Okay, cool.

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Speaker 1: And I still don't know what I'll do in the band,

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Speaker 1: but uh, skateboard maybe roady and do some stage skating.

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Speaker 5: Okay, cool, you can open with some stage skating away.

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Speaker 1: I saw them live and it was so fun. And

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Speaker 1: her voice sounds like Belinda Carlyle and it's like that

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Speaker 1: kind of beachy garage surf punk that's melodic, a lot

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Speaker 1: of harmonizing. It was two sisters, which it's fun. I

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Speaker 6: When they get along and they are harmonizing, their backs

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Speaker 6: are together like Motley Crew used to do. They're like

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Speaker 1: Both of them have their skills set and they rock.

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Speaker 1: It was a great rock show. That's awesome. That's my

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Speaker 1: book report on the book. That is a band called.

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Speaker 5: I feel like I have heard the name of the band,

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Speaker 5: and I feel like people have told me I should

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Speaker 1: You should and all and then they love like a

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Speaker 1: dancy song that's kind of discoe with whistling, but it's

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Speaker 1: still kind of punk rocky. They're just great.

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Speaker 8: They do it all.

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Speaker 1: It's kind of like Always or Best Coast or one

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Speaker 1: of those kind of real sucker for this fast paced

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Speaker 5: It's the best YEP. That's the way to go. What

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Speaker 2: People?

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Speaker 6: It's funny though it was an all ages show, and

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Speaker 6: that used to be a thing that I would shy against,

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, okay, yeah, that's cool.

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Speaker 6: If I ever end up in some parent situations, some

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Speaker 2: I don't know that's a good idea.

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Speaker 1: Not like at a party, like, hey, who wants to

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Speaker 1: hear some guitar? But you know, just bring them?

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Speaker 2: Can you play the guitar?

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Speaker 1: No? No? So I really wouldn't it really would backfire? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Jesus h.

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Speaker 5: I feel like I need to make this set this

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Speaker 5: it seems like it would just be so much easier

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Speaker 6: Oh well, we can figure out that next time that

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Speaker 6: we can do a whole episode.

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Speaker 1: Based on it.

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Speaker 5: Oh, special content this is that'll go behind a paywall.

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Speaker 2: It's so good. Yeah yeah, us program a GPS.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, if you pay our Patreon fee you get

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Speaker 5: Then we'll do it in the We'll have signed up

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Speaker 5: with a cookie Monster voice. That's funny. Yeah, my sister

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Speaker 1: Are you a person that's watching Succession?

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Speaker 7: Yes?

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Speaker 1: I am, And have you watched the final Yes I did.

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Speaker 1: When they're on the boat and they're like, just use

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Speaker 2: They were they were making fun of Roman, I believe.

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Speaker 2: Oh he's so good.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a great show. But then bums me out

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Speaker 5: Depressing and very hilarious, like, yeah, it's rough, but that

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Speaker 1: Everybody alert, alert, alert.

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Speaker 5: But that thing where he got kidnapped, and then he

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Speaker 5: Like it's so realistic at how people are these especially

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Speaker 5: I think people in that situation. They can't have feelings,

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Speaker 5: they can't have like reactions, they can't show weakness.

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Speaker 1: If they were going to pull out my guts out

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Speaker 1: something like, oh my god, that's gonna be in a

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Speaker 1: scary movie. We are almost to be w D's house.

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Speaker 1: God damn, this episode is gonna be trying to get.

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Speaker 2: There and then giving up, showing up time.

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Speaker 1: Driving past him and yelling goodbye, He's gonna.

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Speaker 2: Be like, well, my baby woke up. I can't do it.

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Speaker 1: Oh he's got a baby.

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Speaker 5: Yes, that's the baby has been the crucial element where

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Speaker 5: So basically nobody could be flexible because I was late,

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Speaker 1: Like he got a babysitter just for this mate.

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Speaker 5: No, it sounds like they they might have a babysitter. Okay, uh,

451
00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:05,399
Speaker 5: you know a person who comes and helps them. I'm

452
00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:08,199
Speaker 5: not sure we should ask him. Let's save all this gold.

453
00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:15,080
Speaker 6: I can't wait to talk baby talk. Here's a baby

454
00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:16,679
Speaker 6: voice when I ask about his baby.

455
00:22:16,760 --> 00:22:17,960
Speaker 7: That won't be annoying.

456
00:22:18,040 --> 00:22:20,480
Speaker 2: I think parents love stuff like this, the one wing stream.

457
00:22:20,680 --> 00:22:22,879
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, okay, that's one thing they like to do,

458
00:22:23,040 --> 00:22:24,800
Speaker 1: is all the baby talk. They want to do it

459
00:22:24,840 --> 00:22:28,080
Speaker 1: outside the house when their baby isn't there with adults. Yes, yeah,

460
00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:29,080
Speaker 1: so fun.

461
00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:31,720
Speaker 2: The sky is amazing looking tonight.

462
00:22:32,240 --> 00:22:35,400
Speaker 1: It is amazing looking, but we're also at that twilight

463
00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:38,840
Speaker 1: hour where I can't see for some reason.

464
00:22:39,520 --> 00:22:40,680
Speaker 2: Yes, I kind of can't either.

465
00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:45,159
Speaker 1: Okay, and now well cue the guest waiting music.

466
00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:47,760
Speaker 2: Doo boo doo boo doo. Were you gonna do that?

467
00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:48,159
Speaker 5: Student?

468
00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:50,640
Speaker 1: I think it was the same exact melody.

469
00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:54,400
Speaker 5: Doo be doo boo doo do doo boo boo boo

470
00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:55,400
Speaker 5: boo boo.

471
00:22:55,080 --> 00:23:00,920
Speaker 1: Boooooooo, too many booboos boo boo boo boo boo boo

472
00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:03,239
Speaker 1: boo boo booo. Look at it.

473
00:23:03,320 --> 00:23:04,480
Speaker 2: Oh, does you have shoes on?

474
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:09,960
Speaker 1: Nah, flip flops and just like you? Oh man, I mean,

475
00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:12,680
Speaker 1: I mean those are thin ones.

476
00:23:15,720 --> 00:23:19,520
Speaker 7: Yes, yes, Finally, I don't believe this.

477
00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:23,120
Speaker 6: Yeah, I can't believe we've actually done.

478
00:23:22,880 --> 00:23:24,240
Speaker 2: Ask is this even real?

479
00:23:25,520 --> 00:23:28,600
Speaker 8: Like I was in the hammock on the front porst

480
00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:30,240
Speaker 8: and like, I don't.

481
00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:34,560
Speaker 5: Think we tried our best to be on time, but

482
00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:36,080
Speaker 5: we couldn't do it.

483
00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:39,119
Speaker 1: It just would We had some navigation issues. To be honest,

484
00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:41,520
Speaker 1: when we're driving and talking, it's like hard.

485
00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:45,840
Speaker 8: Oh, it's a terrible idea. What if I really needed

486
00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:48,680
Speaker 8: a ride, I'd be like, we're just not in no way.

487
00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:54,280
Speaker 8: I did have that happen recently where well, it's the

488
00:23:54,280 --> 00:23:55,720
Speaker 8: first time I was going on a trip where I

489
00:23:55,760 --> 00:23:59,040
Speaker 8: wasn't making money, but I was like doing a thing.

490
00:23:59,119 --> 00:24:01,879
Speaker 8: But I had a that's part of a team and

491
00:24:01,920 --> 00:24:04,600
Speaker 8: they were already there, and I was like, there's no

492
00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:06,240
Speaker 8: real reason for me to go.

493
00:24:07,720 --> 00:24:10,040
Speaker 7: But I had that like a deep back.

494
00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:14,280
Speaker 8: Of my head. And then I got in a lift

495
00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:18,040
Speaker 8: and the guy had one eye. I was like, this

496
00:24:18,119 --> 00:24:19,560
Speaker 8: is gonna be the best driver of the work.

497
00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:22,800
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, like heighten ability.

498
00:24:23,280 --> 00:24:26,240
Speaker 7: Yeah, where he's going to like just know stuff because.

499
00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:29,679
Speaker 8: He can smell it, or he's had to prove because

500
00:24:29,720 --> 00:24:31,760
Speaker 8: of assholes like me, Like let's see what you got

501
00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:32,280
Speaker 8: one eye?

502
00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:35,040
Speaker 9: Yeah yeah yeah, And he's like I'm good and watch this.

503
00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:43,359
Speaker 9: So hey, there's my wife and child and dog and

504
00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:43,840
Speaker 9: my dog.

505
00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:44,320
Speaker 8: Yeah.

506
00:24:44,359 --> 00:24:46,320
Speaker 1: Wow that man with them.

507
00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:47,360
Speaker 7: I don't know, he's beautiful.

508
00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:51,360
Speaker 1: Yes.

509
00:24:52,080 --> 00:24:52,119
Speaker 4: No.

510
00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:54,720
Speaker 8: When I yeah, I came out of the bedroom, he

511
00:24:54,800 --> 00:24:57,359
Speaker 8: was in the living room, I was like, oh, hello,

512
00:24:58,040 --> 00:25:00,600
Speaker 8: have any questions. Then I can't even be I would

513
00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:01,720
Speaker 8: leave everyone for that.

514
00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:05,399
Speaker 2: Who are you, sir?

515
00:25:05,640 --> 00:25:06,800
Speaker 7: You want to be on the Bachelor?

516
00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:11,280
Speaker 1: Either way, here's some roses.

517
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:13,120
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter what you pick.

518
00:25:13,640 --> 00:25:15,560
Speaker 1: And so did when I get you one.

519
00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:17,160
Speaker 7: Oh no, you always are.

520
00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:18,000
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.

521
00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:19,800
Speaker 7: Yeah uh.

522
00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:23,560
Speaker 8: And so he made one turn where I was like

523
00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:26,200
Speaker 8: the first turn he made, I was like, huh, maybe

524
00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:30,600
Speaker 8: he knows something that I don't. Maybe knows like a

525
00:25:30,640 --> 00:25:33,240
Speaker 8: back road where you know, because there's always those parts

526
00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:35,199
Speaker 8: of LA where you're just like, I didn't even know

527
00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:38,000
Speaker 8: this was a community, right right, Yeah, I lived here

528
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:41,480
Speaker 8: for seven years and so and I was watching on

529
00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:43,040
Speaker 8: my phone because I was a little worried.

530
00:25:43,560 --> 00:25:44,880
Speaker 7: But I traveled so much.

531
00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:46,280
Speaker 8: You guys know, one time about where you're just like,

532
00:25:46,359 --> 00:25:52,000
Speaker 8: I'm going to get there seven minutes before everything's okay.

533
00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:53,560
Speaker 7: Yeah, and you can normally do that.

534
00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:58,840
Speaker 8: And I looked in the turn added fifteen minutes, like instantly, oh,

535
00:25:58,880 --> 00:25:59,119
Speaker 8: I was.

536
00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:02,600
Speaker 1: I was like, huh, he made a mistake.

537
00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:05,120
Speaker 8: I was like, okay, maybe he's like, you know, there's

538
00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:06,640
Speaker 8: a tunnel and.

539
00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:08,200
Speaker 1: You still didn't want to say anything.

540
00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:12,239
Speaker 8: Yeah No, I was just like okay. And then he

541
00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:14,680
Speaker 8: didn't seem to care. And then he made another turn

542
00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:17,040
Speaker 8: that I was like this, I feel like this is

543
00:26:17,359 --> 00:26:20,119
Speaker 8: very wrong. And he went down the road and it

544
00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:23,119
Speaker 8: was just jam packed and I looked down and it

545
00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:27,840
Speaker 8: added fifteen So that's thirty minute. Oh no, So I

546
00:26:27,840 --> 00:26:30,439
Speaker 8: would get there when the plane, you know, when the

547
00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:33,800
Speaker 8: door was shutting, and I was like, oh, at this point,

548
00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:36,159
Speaker 8: if anything happens between now and then, I'm just not

549
00:26:36,280 --> 00:26:40,560
Speaker 8: going to make it. So and I would have never

550
00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:43,679
Speaker 8: done this before, but I was like, oh, okay, and

551
00:26:43,720 --> 00:26:47,440
Speaker 8: I was like this is good, and he like pulled

552
00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:50,080
Speaker 8: over and I got out and I was just like,

553
00:26:50,160 --> 00:26:52,560
Speaker 8: canceled as the Southwest. So I just canceled it and

554
00:26:52,640 --> 00:26:53,479
Speaker 8: kept the money.

555
00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:55,719
Speaker 1: Oh wow, wow.

556
00:26:55,880 --> 00:26:57,639
Speaker 8: Oh. I was so pleased with it. And then I

557
00:26:57,720 --> 00:27:00,480
Speaker 8: walked back. I was so happy with myself.

558
00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:02,440
Speaker 2: Wead how far away from yours.

559
00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:03,240
Speaker 7: And a half?

560
00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:07,480
Speaker 2: Oh nice? Yeah, a little jogged again for yourself.

561
00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:09,880
Speaker 8: Yeah, I knew everyone's just sitting in traffic and I'm

562
00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:11,960
Speaker 8: just like, hey, I don't have to go do the

563
00:27:12,040 --> 00:27:12,520
Speaker 8: thing now.

564
00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:18,080
Speaker 6: I admire you, and just for the decision making ability,

565
00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:20,520
Speaker 6: which I have trouble with, and then also being able

566
00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:22,399
Speaker 6: to handle a flight over the phone that quickly.

567
00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:24,040
Speaker 1: I guess what, Southwest, It's easy.

568
00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:25,200
Speaker 8: No, you can do it on your phone?

569
00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:27,520
Speaker 2: Really, did you know?

570
00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:31,960
Speaker 5: On the app twenty nineteen in the app this is

571
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:33,320
Speaker 5: what apps are all about.

572
00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:35,920
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's the whole reason. That's why I'm addicted to him.

573
00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:37,080
Speaker 1: Do you think the guy knew?

574
00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:40,800
Speaker 7: First of all, I do not think he gave a shit.

575
00:27:40,880 --> 00:27:42,320
Speaker 7: What was He was just like, all right, I have

576
00:27:42,359 --> 00:27:42,880
Speaker 7: a good day.

577
00:27:43,119 --> 00:27:45,640
Speaker 1: I was like, all right, Oh he didn't even question it.

578
00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:49,040
Speaker 7: No, no, because.

579
00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:51,119
Speaker 1: I usually when I'm in one of those cards and

580
00:27:51,160 --> 00:27:52,840
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, you can just let me off here.

581
00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:55,240
Speaker 1: Instead they're like are you are you sure?

582
00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:57,879
Speaker 6: We only have half a block left to go, Like

583
00:27:57,880 --> 00:27:59,920
Speaker 6: like I don't know where I live.

584
00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:07,800
Speaker 5: On the way to take a plane to Bridgetown, like

585
00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:12,080
Speaker 5: two years ago or whenever, the one before the last one,

586
00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:13,960
Speaker 5: I had to work, so I had to take like

587
00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:17,000
Speaker 5: the flight at like six o'clock or something like that,

588
00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:20,880
Speaker 5: and I got an uber driver or a Lyft driver

589
00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:24,359
Speaker 5: that something was wrong with him, Like I think he

590
00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:29,200
Speaker 5: had brain damage because he did the thing where.

591
00:28:29,080 --> 00:28:34,359
Speaker 8: Of course I did it for like two weeks because

592
00:28:34,359 --> 00:28:36,720
Speaker 8: I'm fascinated with like you just turn on your phone

593
00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:38,200
Speaker 8: to make money.

594
00:28:38,240 --> 00:28:41,040
Speaker 2: You can't, no, you can't kind of get it.

595
00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:44,280
Speaker 5: But he talked and let every time he spoke, which

596
00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:46,200
Speaker 5: was a ton, he would take his foot off the

597
00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:48,520
Speaker 5: gas so he would it would.

598
00:28:48,280 --> 00:28:49,920
Speaker 2: Be like he needed to make the point before he

599
00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:50,680
Speaker 2: would keep going.

600
00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:52,240
Speaker 1: He didn't know how to multitask.

601
00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:54,840
Speaker 5: He did not know how to multitask and with the

602
00:28:54,880 --> 00:28:58,920
Speaker 5: mail thing, and he started telling me about how his

603
00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:02,200
Speaker 5: mother doesn't believe in him, and we were in.

604
00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:06,640
Speaker 7: Did you start ye siding with her pretty quickly.

605
00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:11,160
Speaker 2: Almost immediately I wanted to get her on the phone. Yeah.

606
00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:13,920
Speaker 5: And then basically he made it so that I missed

607
00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:17,800
Speaker 5: my flight RWN and I missed the first night of

608
00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:20,080
Speaker 5: shows I was supposed to be on. I was supposed

609
00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:23,720
Speaker 5: to do the goddamn comedy jam and I can't remember

610
00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:26,800
Speaker 5: something else. And I was just like, as I was

611
00:29:26,840 --> 00:29:29,360
Speaker 5: pulling up, I was just texting Charlene, and I was

612
00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:32,320
Speaker 5: just like, I wish, I wish I was.

613
00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:33,720
Speaker 2: Telling you a story right now.

614
00:29:33,880 --> 00:29:37,200
Speaker 5: But there's something wrong with this uber driver, to the

615
00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:40,520
Speaker 5: point where I think I should call and tell the company.

616
00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:43,720
Speaker 2: This shouldn't be a person that picks anybody up, because well.

617
00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:44,440
Speaker 1: Good luck with that.

618
00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:50,600
Speaker 8: Well you're just like his mom.

619
00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:51,440
Speaker 5: Just one more woman who doesn't believe.

620
00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:54,360
Speaker 7: Well, it's not that I didn't believe in you. You

621
00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:56,400
Speaker 7: just proved me correct.

622
00:29:56,640 --> 00:30:00,880
Speaker 2: You just drove us up onto the sidewalk.

623
00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:02,760
Speaker 1: When I got in the car, I was riddled with.

624
00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:06,280
Speaker 2: Belief and you cleared it out of my sister.

625
00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:07,680
Speaker 7: Yeah, you did a good job.

626
00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:10,120
Speaker 1: So when you because usually you're looking at the back

627
00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:12,960
Speaker 1: of someone said like right now, for instance, I could

628
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:16,160
Speaker 1: have just lost my eye and you wouldn't know. So

629
00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:18,360
Speaker 1: did this guy turn around and let you know?

630
00:30:19,480 --> 00:30:22,440
Speaker 8: Uh yeah, oh yeah, they always do that. Also, have

631
00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:25,360
Speaker 8: like a picture of me as like a first grader,

632
00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:28,520
Speaker 8: and I don't look that different. I have the shirt,

633
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:30,880
Speaker 8: it's not it's a different one. It's when I have

634
00:30:30,960 --> 00:30:32,080
Speaker 8: the Miami Vice.

635
00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:34,840
Speaker 2: Things going on, not the one where you have the

636
00:30:35,560 --> 00:30:35,880
Speaker 2: call it.

637
00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:38,880
Speaker 8: No, I have like a different air due I had

638
00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:40,680
Speaker 8: two sisters. They had a good time of man.

639
00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:42,200
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's true.

640
00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:44,880
Speaker 8: But they wanted and they were younger. But you know,

641
00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:51,680
Speaker 8: they're smarter. So it's taken me a long time to

642
00:30:51,760 --> 00:30:55,480
Speaker 8: admit that too. They're smarter. For a long time like no,

643
00:30:56,160 --> 00:30:57,840
Speaker 8: but it was just me being like I can still

644
00:30:57,840 --> 00:31:01,800
Speaker 8: punch them. Yeah yeah, yeah. If I did that, that

645
00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:04,360
Speaker 8: would be the scariest thing I could ever do, because

646
00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:05,400
Speaker 8: my dad would be like, well, not.

647
00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:06,520
Speaker 7: Have to rip your head off.

648
00:31:06,880 --> 00:31:07,840
Speaker 2: If you punch your sister.

649
00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:10,600
Speaker 7: Oh god, yeah, where.

650
00:31:10,480 --> 00:31:10,960
Speaker 8: Are you from?

651
00:31:11,360 --> 00:31:14,960
Speaker 7: Tennessee, Tennessee. Yeah, but I mean I think that's just any.

652
00:31:16,440 --> 00:31:20,560
Speaker 2: Were you ever living.

653
00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:23,240
Speaker 7: Yeah, I think it's a raising children thing.

654
00:31:23,760 --> 00:31:26,720
Speaker 6: But did you you did live in Seattle for a while, right, Yes,

655
00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:27,560
Speaker 6: that's where I met you.

656
00:31:27,680 --> 00:31:28,720
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, was.

657
00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:31,040
Speaker 5: That your first like where you start to stand up? No,

658
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:33,000
Speaker 5: did you start in Tennessee?

659
00:31:33,080 --> 00:31:33,320
Speaker 8: Yeah?

660
00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:34,120
Speaker 2: Oh awesome.

661
00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:38,880
Speaker 1: And like we were talking before, parallel thought or hearing

662
00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:43,560
Speaker 1: a thing I had, like a joke about football jerseys

663
00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:48,760
Speaker 1: and rooting for laundry. I think, what's the phrase, And

664
00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:51,480
Speaker 1: Billy I just met him, He's like, hey, man, that's

665
00:31:51,960 --> 00:31:55,040
Speaker 1: pretty much a Seinfeldt joke. And I was like, no, no,

666
00:31:55,160 --> 00:31:57,760
Speaker 1: it's just something my dad used to say, my dad,

667
00:31:57,800 --> 00:32:01,680
Speaker 1: who's a big fan of seinfeld Yeah.

668
00:32:01,760 --> 00:32:01,960
Speaker 5: Yeah.

669
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:04,240
Speaker 1: And then I looked because there's a lot of things

670
00:32:04,320 --> 00:32:07,320
Speaker 1: my dad, he's written a lot of my jokes just

671
00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:13,400
Speaker 1: by me. Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah, both, yeah, I have

672
00:32:13,520 --> 00:32:17,400
Speaker 1: jokes that from both parents, and and then I looked

673
00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:20,120
Speaker 1: it up on YouTube and it was almost verbatim.

674
00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:22,120
Speaker 7: He's just well, that's the thing.

675
00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:25,120
Speaker 8: If you're not a professional comedian, that's your materials, just

676
00:32:25,160 --> 00:32:26,880
Speaker 8: fucking funny stuff you hear.

677
00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:30,560
Speaker 5: Yes, all of my everything, I said and a lot

678
00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:33,440
Speaker 5: of the tags for the first like three years.

679
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:37,280
Speaker 2: Of comedy we're from like Fletch.

680
00:32:37,680 --> 00:32:41,000
Speaker 5: There were just lines from Fletch and lines from you know,

681
00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:42,360
Speaker 5: like all those like.

682
00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:43,600
Speaker 2: Movies from around that time.

683
00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:46,080
Speaker 5: And then I would see the movies and then hear,

684
00:32:46,560 --> 00:32:49,240
Speaker 5: you know, whatever the person say sit down before you

685
00:32:49,240 --> 00:32:50,000
Speaker 5: fall down or something.

686
00:32:50,040 --> 00:32:51,920
Speaker 2: I'd be like, oh my god, I stole that. I

687
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:54,720
Speaker 2: stole that too, because that's all we did.

688
00:32:55,360 --> 00:32:57,800
Speaker 8: Well, yeah, you're just repeating stuff. That's how you figure

689
00:32:57,800 --> 00:33:01,280
Speaker 8: out rhythm. Yep. I do remember you telling it, like

690
00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:04,080
Speaker 8: me telling you that, and I mean we're both drinking

691
00:33:04,160 --> 00:33:08,280
Speaker 8: too out of comedy club. Yeah, so I probably didn't

692
00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:10,120
Speaker 8: say it as cool as I thought I did.

693
00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:12,680
Speaker 7: But I thought I was helping you, you know.

694
00:33:12,680 --> 00:33:14,520
Speaker 1: What I mean very much, we're helping.

695
00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:17,000
Speaker 7: But I was like, hey, that's a very famous joke.

696
00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:20,520
Speaker 1: And I was horrified, and I'm like, I've never stolen,

697
00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:23,160
Speaker 1: you know, And I didn't mean it like like hey,

698
00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:25,760
Speaker 1: oh I know, and that's not even Yeah, the rest

699
00:33:25,760 --> 00:33:28,520
Speaker 1: of your act wasn't like, Okay, this guy's just stolen

700
00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:30,840
Speaker 1: fo Yeah, the rest of my act was like, Okay,

701
00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:38,040
Speaker 1: these aren't even really jokes on purpose. He's just up,

702
00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:41,280
Speaker 1: so he just keeps talking without stopping.

703
00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:43,560
Speaker 2: He's powering through this nicely.

704
00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:48,600
Speaker 8: I respect it. Well, thank you that early comedy is like,

705
00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:50,120
Speaker 8: I just respect he didn't quit.

706
00:33:52,680 --> 00:33:55,600
Speaker 5: Just don't cry on stage and you'll make friends comedy.

707
00:33:55,880 --> 00:33:58,640
Speaker 7: Just yes, we can't cry in this building.

708
00:33:58,760 --> 00:34:00,440
Speaker 8: You can't. Just don't do it. Rule.

709
00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:02,480
Speaker 7: That's why everyone's on a lot of drugs for.

710
00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:06,320
Speaker 5: Your best, Now, Philly, did you know that you are

711
00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:11,399
Speaker 5: often talked about when people ask us, uh, sorry Chris,

712
00:34:11,480 --> 00:34:14,920
Speaker 5: but when people ask Georgie and I about how we

713
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:16,320
Speaker 5: started my favorite murder?

714
00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:20,080
Speaker 2: You are in the origin story of that. Did you

715
00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:20,320
Speaker 2: know that?

716
00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:21,360
Speaker 1: I didn't know that?

717
00:34:21,400 --> 00:34:22,359
Speaker 7: I did not know that.

718
00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:25,400
Speaker 2: So do you remember that it was Matt McCarthy's Halloween party,

719
00:34:26,080 --> 00:34:28,560
Speaker 2: you know twel oh, yeah, I was on twenty fifteen.

720
00:34:28,840 --> 00:34:31,440
Speaker 7: Yeah, you really helped me out that night.

721
00:34:31,640 --> 00:34:32,520
Speaker 8: Did I? Yeah?

722
00:34:32,600 --> 00:34:33,759
Speaker 2: I thought I bummed you out.

723
00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:37,359
Speaker 8: I don't think so well because I was on the

724
00:34:37,400 --> 00:34:41,759
Speaker 8: most edibles I've ever been. Now that I looked back,

725
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:44,040
Speaker 8: like like it was a while ago, and it was

726
00:34:44,120 --> 00:34:48,680
Speaker 8: like also that apartment is not wasn't like an LA

727
00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:53,120
Speaker 8: style apartment. No, So I wasn't mentally prepared to go

728
00:34:53,200 --> 00:34:55,320
Speaker 8: in that space and I was like, this is the worst,

729
00:34:56,200 --> 00:34:58,720
Speaker 8: and there's like there's like vaguely famous people.

730
00:34:59,000 --> 00:34:59,960
Speaker 7: Yeah, I remember that.

731
00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:00,760
Speaker 2: It was intense.

732
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:05,080
Speaker 5: But also I started telling a story about because I

733
00:35:05,080 --> 00:35:08,359
Speaker 5: think everyone smoked a joint. I started telling a story

734
00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:13,200
Speaker 5: about a car accident, a terrible like a multi yep, yeah,

735
00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:15,320
Speaker 5: I witnessed a huge car accident.

736
00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:18,080
Speaker 2: And I was telling a story as if isn't this interesting?

737
00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:20,920
Speaker 5: And I turned to look at you and I watched

738
00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:24,239
Speaker 5: the blood leave your face and you stepped back and

739
00:35:24,320 --> 00:35:28,160
Speaker 5: went I have to get out of here, like left

740
00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:28,480
Speaker 5: the room.

741
00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:31,360
Speaker 2: And I was like, oh my god, what's wrong with me?

742
00:35:31,600 --> 00:35:34,279
Speaker 5: Like and right is that started happening where I was like,

743
00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:37,919
Speaker 5: I'm such a ghoul. Georgia came running at me, going,

744
00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:39,759
Speaker 5: oh my god, I want to hear every word of this.

745
00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:41,000
Speaker 1: Oh wow.

746
00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:45,480
Speaker 5: So it basically was you had a first hand kind

747
00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:49,760
Speaker 5: of hand in the inception of us thinking of that podcast.

748
00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:51,240
Speaker 2: So anyway, thanks so much.

749
00:35:51,080 --> 00:35:51,760
Speaker 8: You're welcome.

750
00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:54,520
Speaker 2: Really helped us a lot, and.

751
00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:57,520
Speaker 8: I can guess what was happening. I don't remember it,

752
00:35:57,600 --> 00:36:01,279
Speaker 8: but it's that thing of like when you're on that

753
00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:04,000
Speaker 8: many and it's kind of a hallucinogen when you're doing

754
00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:06,239
Speaker 8: edibles if you do a lot of them, because it

755
00:36:06,239 --> 00:36:09,759
Speaker 8: doesn't het either way smoking it does that. It was

756
00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:11,920
Speaker 8: just like the what you brought up was so intense.

757
00:36:11,960 --> 00:36:14,040
Speaker 8: It was like, well, this is the opposite of how

758
00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:16,759
Speaker 8: I need to feel right now. Yeah, I'm not mad

759
00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:19,200
Speaker 8: at you, but I have to not be in this

760
00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:21,279
Speaker 8: space right now.

761
00:36:21,560 --> 00:36:24,080
Speaker 1: Yes, I nothing against you, but I have to get

762
00:36:24,120 --> 00:36:25,120
Speaker 1: away from you.

763
00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:29,000
Speaker 5: So I think at the average party with like, you know,

764
00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:31,040
Speaker 5: people who are just kind of like hey. It was

765
00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:33,560
Speaker 5: also kind of near the beginning of the party. It

766
00:36:33,680 --> 00:36:36,480
Speaker 5: wasn't like the end the dregs or whatever. People were

767
00:36:36,520 --> 00:36:39,320
Speaker 5: just kind of like first starting to mix and mingle,

768
00:36:39,680 --> 00:36:44,200
Speaker 5: and I immediately tell a horrifying story, true story of

769
00:36:44,239 --> 00:36:47,839
Speaker 5: a terrible accident where it's like everyone who was even

770
00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:51,120
Speaker 5: lightly high was just like whoa, whoa, like backing up

771
00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:52,360
Speaker 5: and walking, We're.

772
00:36:52,239 --> 00:36:55,520
Speaker 8: Ramping up a different way, were like, hey, this there's

773
00:36:55,600 --> 00:36:57,560
Speaker 8: that ramp you talk.

774
00:36:57,440 --> 00:36:59,719
Speaker 6: About it though, it was an actual horrifying thing where

775
00:36:59,719 --> 00:37:01,839
Speaker 6: people around you and the line died right.

776
00:37:02,680 --> 00:37:07,279
Speaker 5: Absolutely, Yes, it was really bad, and why not at

777
00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:10,040
Speaker 5: a party, especially at average I'm telling Matt you called

778
00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:10,920
Speaker 5: it party average.

779
00:37:11,080 --> 00:37:14,200
Speaker 1: Someone that's average party.

780
00:37:14,280 --> 00:37:16,400
Speaker 8: I just meant it was like an average It was

781
00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:23,120
Speaker 8: fun It was that that's a good party. I gotta

782
00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:24,000
Speaker 8: go for a minute.

783
00:37:24,080 --> 00:37:24,680
Speaker 2: It's funny.

784
00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:28,239
Speaker 5: You're right because there were a couple like famousy intense

785
00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:31,600
Speaker 5: comedy people there where you're like, oh, I'm afraid David

786
00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:34,319
Speaker 5: Wayne isn't gonna like I'm going to say the wrong thing,

787
00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:35,600
Speaker 5: you know what I mean? There were those people there

788
00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:37,560
Speaker 5: where you're like you felt like you needed to be

789
00:37:37,600 --> 00:37:38,960
Speaker 5: on your best or something.

790
00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:42,160
Speaker 8: They yeah, where you're just like perceived power too yes,

791
00:37:42,440 --> 00:37:44,600
Speaker 8: or they would be like, oh, I can't help anyone.

792
00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:49,160
Speaker 10: He doesn't want to help me, and you're like, no,

793
00:37:49,239 --> 00:37:53,840
Speaker 10: he can't. He does not get to a point like

794
00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:55,640
Speaker 10: there's like three people that can't help you.

795
00:37:55,719 --> 00:37:59,880
Speaker 8: Yeah, I don't know if they know that.

796
00:38:02,520 --> 00:38:06,399
Speaker 1: And I want to thank you for curbing my football joke.

797
00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:08,239
Speaker 1: I mean I do it sometimes on the road.

798
00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:08,800
Speaker 8: You should.

799
00:38:09,040 --> 00:38:11,439
Speaker 1: You should if there's you know, if there's a big game,

800
00:38:11,520 --> 00:38:14,080
Speaker 1: and I don't. One time I added shows and uh,

801
00:38:14,239 --> 00:38:17,080
Speaker 1: big kid, I don't. But there was a Super Bowl

802
00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:20,000
Speaker 1: weekend and I was in Madison, and so every most

803
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:22,400
Speaker 1: people there were it was like the Steelers and the

804
00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:27,080
Speaker 1: and the Packers, and I called my dad and I

805
00:38:27,120 --> 00:38:30,040
Speaker 1: was like, Dad, I don't know or care about football,

806
00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:34,399
Speaker 1: will you write me some jokes about you know, Ben

807
00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:38,640
Speaker 1: Roethlisberger or whatever guys. And he wrote great dark jokes

808
00:38:39,160 --> 00:38:41,120
Speaker 1: and I couldn't follow them. I had to close with

809
00:38:41,160 --> 00:38:43,279
Speaker 1: my dad's jokes when I was.

810
00:38:43,200 --> 00:38:45,920
Speaker 6: Saying, like, my dad wrote these, and so they like

811
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:48,400
Speaker 6: adjusted for like dad jokes, and then they were.

812
00:38:48,239 --> 00:38:50,440
Speaker 7: Better they always are. You can't do that.

813
00:38:50,719 --> 00:38:53,839
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, it's get an old man's in the competition

814
00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:56,640
Speaker 8: and he's just doing street jokes. The audience is is

815
00:38:56,640 --> 00:38:57,800
Speaker 8: the funniest thing I've ever seen.

816
00:38:58,000 --> 00:38:59,080
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, he's gonna win.

817
00:38:59,160 --> 00:39:01,920
Speaker 8: Yeah, you're right. It is a polished old man doing

818
00:39:02,360 --> 00:39:03,320
Speaker 8: filthy jokes.

819
00:39:03,719 --> 00:39:06,319
Speaker 5: I had I have to do that once at the

820
00:39:07,160 --> 00:39:10,319
Speaker 5: oh so you'll know that. It was at the Seattle Underground.

821
00:39:10,880 --> 00:39:13,839
Speaker 5: Remember if you headline, if you middled there, you had

822
00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:17,040
Speaker 5: to headline at a one nighter in Boise, Idaho that

823
00:39:17,200 --> 00:39:18,960
Speaker 5: was in a like a motel.

824
00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:21,240
Speaker 1: Bar, incredibly far away from Seattle.

825
00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:25,480
Speaker 7: Yes, are you are you sure? It wasn't Bellingham?

826
00:39:25,920 --> 00:39:28,759
Speaker 5: No, it was like across It was in what might

827
00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:32,399
Speaker 5: be might have been Moscow, Idaho. But it was it

828
00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:35,160
Speaker 5: was like you have to drive over a mountain pass.

829
00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:38,960
Speaker 8: It was Smokane. It was in Spokane. I did this,

830
00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:42,320
Speaker 8: and you have to drive over the snow Qualmie paths.

831
00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:43,760
Speaker 2: It was there was definitely snow.

832
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:47,920
Speaker 8: Yes, snow because the first time when you're not from there,

833
00:39:48,120 --> 00:39:51,840
Speaker 8: because to them it's nothing. Yes, but if you're never

834
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:53,719
Speaker 8: if you've never done it. I remember when I first

835
00:39:53,760 --> 00:39:56,000
Speaker 8: moved up there, like yeah, you just go do this

836
00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:58,040
Speaker 8: and you go do that. And I crossed over the

837
00:39:58,440 --> 00:40:00,560
Speaker 8: I pulled over when it was snow and looked at

838
00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:03,960
Speaker 8: me like I was inside, and I was like, this

839
00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:06,840
Speaker 8: is nuts, you guys. Yeah, And they're like no, this

840
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:09,000
Speaker 8: is like fine. And then you know you lived there

841
00:40:09,040 --> 00:40:10,799
Speaker 8: for like a year and you're like, oh, this is

842
00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:12,000
Speaker 8: just how the world.

843
00:40:11,920 --> 00:40:14,880
Speaker 2: Is out here. Did you see that huge raccoon?

844
00:40:15,160 --> 00:40:17,319
Speaker 7: Two of them, they're just on the stairs out there.

845
00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:21,839
Speaker 1: Can you say, look at that amazing looking cat, that

846
00:40:21,840 --> 00:40:24,479
Speaker 1: cat with a really high back. Are we following that cat?

847
00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:25,359
Speaker 8: Them?

848
00:40:25,560 --> 00:40:28,680
Speaker 7: There? They're going up the alley.

849
00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:31,160
Speaker 5: But so I had to do that, and I was

850
00:40:31,160 --> 00:40:33,400
Speaker 5: so to be the headliner, which I did not believe

851
00:40:33,440 --> 00:40:33,960
Speaker 5: that I could do.

852
00:40:34,280 --> 00:40:41,000
Speaker 7: What it is, well, it is their warning.

853
00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:43,600
Speaker 1: The s posture.

854
00:40:43,960 --> 00:40:45,680
Speaker 7: Well we do too. In the morning, we're just.

855
00:40:45,600 --> 00:40:47,800
Speaker 1: Like yeah, yeah, okay, yeah they're not.

856
00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:51,160
Speaker 2: It's so much garbage last night.

857
00:40:53,440 --> 00:40:56,080
Speaker 5: So this guy that was came to be the opener

858
00:40:56,920 --> 00:41:00,080
Speaker 5: was an old guy who only told street jokes, and

859
00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:04,040
Speaker 5: his closer was that story about the shepherd who it

860
00:41:04,239 --> 00:41:04,759
Speaker 5: ends with.

861
00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:06,840
Speaker 2: Hey, you get off of the cloud.

862
00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:08,400
Speaker 8: You know.

863
00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:12,000
Speaker 5: It was like a terrible pun joke lyric thing where

864
00:41:12,239 --> 00:41:15,000
Speaker 5: and then I had to go up and and just

865
00:41:15,040 --> 00:41:18,480
Speaker 5: talk about my observations on life, and it was so funny.

866
00:41:19,680 --> 00:41:22,919
Speaker 7: What do you do?

867
00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:27,840
Speaker 2: You know? I just wanted to compare one thing to another. No, okay, thought.

868
00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:31,560
Speaker 1: I thought, Yeah, where are your joke lyric parodies?

869
00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:35,000
Speaker 2: He ruined everything for me.

870
00:41:35,640 --> 00:41:38,839
Speaker 8: There was a I had a very like the first

871
00:41:39,640 --> 00:41:42,520
Speaker 8: when I first moved up there with my now ex wife.

872
00:41:43,560 --> 00:41:46,600
Speaker 1: You married? Was she like a she was a radio person?

873
00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:50,399
Speaker 8: Yeah yeah that's yeah.

874
00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:52,520
Speaker 7: Yeah, everything's fine.

875
00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:56,879
Speaker 1: Everything is fine. People break up, people get married, and.

876
00:41:56,800 --> 00:41:58,880
Speaker 2: Then you find love after that.

877
00:41:59,040 --> 00:42:01,919
Speaker 8: You know, when dead and things are fine, we don't

878
00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:02,760
Speaker 8: have to talk about anything.

879
00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:05,440
Speaker 1: They are walking with a handsome guy.

880
00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:12,080
Speaker 8: I really want. I would leave me too. I'm not

881
00:42:12,120 --> 00:42:15,920
Speaker 8: even mad. Just make a decision. Look at I just

882
00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:17,479
Speaker 8: need to know what I need to do.

883
00:42:18,560 --> 00:42:19,560
Speaker 2: What's my move here?

884
00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:22,040
Speaker 8: That is a fun part in your adult life when

885
00:42:22,080 --> 00:42:25,920
Speaker 8: you're just like, listen, okay, if that's how you're going

886
00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:28,680
Speaker 8: to do it, just let me know.

887
00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:31,040
Speaker 7: Just don't drag it on. I need to do stuff.

888
00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:32,160
Speaker 2: Yes, for real.

889
00:42:32,560 --> 00:42:33,839
Speaker 7: It's a nice being old.

890
00:42:33,840 --> 00:42:36,160
Speaker 2: It's nice it is you don't care as much.

891
00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:41,600
Speaker 7: I've been waiting my whole the whole time. Yeah, I

892
00:42:41,640 --> 00:42:42,200
Speaker 7: really have.

893
00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:44,640
Speaker 8: Like when I was honest about it, like I remember

894
00:42:44,680 --> 00:42:47,040
Speaker 8: being older, being like when I was young, like in

895
00:42:47,280 --> 00:42:49,719
Speaker 8: high school, being around some of my friends just being like,

896
00:42:49,840 --> 00:42:52,640
Speaker 8: I don't want to do any of this.

897
00:42:55,480 --> 00:42:58,040
Speaker 1: I just want to land a hammock and wait for

898
00:42:58,080 --> 00:42:59,000
Speaker 1: a car to pick me up.

899
00:42:59,040 --> 00:43:01,600
Speaker 8: Yeah, and then we can talk about funny stuff, right,

900
00:43:02,680 --> 00:43:05,520
Speaker 8: I mean, we can race if you want racing.

901
00:43:05,560 --> 00:43:08,120
Speaker 2: So there's eyebrows off, but yeah, I don't care.

902
00:43:09,160 --> 00:43:11,200
Speaker 1: So you did that whole time. You were just kind

903
00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:12,600
Speaker 1: of pretending to be a kid.

904
00:43:13,239 --> 00:43:15,760
Speaker 8: Some of it, and then some of us just drinking

905
00:43:15,880 --> 00:43:17,520
Speaker 8: enough that I was like, yeah, it's fun.

906
00:43:17,760 --> 00:43:18,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

907
00:43:18,920 --> 00:43:21,600
Speaker 7: I think then you realize that that's what everyone else

908
00:43:21,719 --> 00:43:22,000
Speaker 7: was doing.

909
00:43:22,080 --> 00:43:25,920
Speaker 1: You're like, oh yeah, in your town in Tennessee, but

910
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:26,759
Speaker 1: how big was it.

911
00:43:26,840 --> 00:43:29,839
Speaker 8: I don't know, it's ever growing, just because certain things there.

912
00:43:29,880 --> 00:43:32,360
Speaker 8: But that was like there's one high school, yeah, the

913
00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:33,480
Speaker 8: whole county, so.

914
00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:35,799
Speaker 1: There's not much to do. It's when there's nothing to do,

915
00:43:35,920 --> 00:43:37,920
Speaker 1: you just drink in a field somewhere.

916
00:43:37,960 --> 00:43:38,440
Speaker 8: Yeah.

917
00:43:38,520 --> 00:43:40,400
Speaker 7: Yeah, no, that's the first time I got drunk was

918
00:43:40,440 --> 00:43:40,960
Speaker 7: in the field.

919
00:43:41,360 --> 00:43:41,560
Speaker 8: Yeah.

920
00:43:42,440 --> 00:43:44,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, it used to be a field.

921
00:43:44,120 --> 00:43:46,279
Speaker 7: I just did Brooks Wheeland's camping show.

922
00:43:47,080 --> 00:43:47,560
Speaker 2: What's that?

923
00:43:48,040 --> 00:43:49,280
Speaker 7: It's what I just said.

924
00:43:52,200 --> 00:43:54,439
Speaker 8: It's really fine. We just went out to the Kern

925
00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:57,440
Speaker 8: River and there's this crew and we went floating, me

926
00:43:57,520 --> 00:44:01,200
Speaker 8: and him and Cornelle and uh and then there's a

927
00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:03,880
Speaker 8: show they found us doing that. I don't know what

928
00:44:03,880 --> 00:44:06,600
Speaker 8: they're They filmed us for a long time. It was fun.

929
00:44:07,760 --> 00:44:10,800
Speaker 1: I saw some footage of like the you know, off

930
00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:13,080
Speaker 1: off camera hijiks while it was on camera.

931
00:44:13,960 --> 00:44:16,520
Speaker 8: Yeah, there's it should be. He was like, you could

932
00:44:16,520 --> 00:44:18,759
Speaker 8: come help us edit, and I was like good because, like,

933
00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:21,959
Speaker 8: you know, it's three comics hanging out, so you're there

934
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:23,640
Speaker 8: for a while used to talking ship.

935
00:44:23,840 --> 00:44:25,719
Speaker 7: Yeah, so you're like, yeah, we need to know what

936
00:44:25,760 --> 00:44:26,280
Speaker 7: we said.

937
00:44:27,719 --> 00:44:30,759
Speaker 1: We don't worry about that on this, Like, no, I do.

938
00:44:35,080 --> 00:44:35,520
Speaker 8: How was it.

939
00:44:35,560 --> 00:44:39,120
Speaker 1: What was this, guys, I haven't I've been invited on

940
00:44:39,239 --> 00:44:41,120
Speaker 1: camp trips and then it didn't work out.

941
00:44:41,560 --> 00:44:44,000
Speaker 8: It was fine, IM about a ten afterwards. That's how

942
00:44:44,040 --> 00:44:46,120
Speaker 8: fun it once. Yeah, I need it.

943
00:44:46,239 --> 00:44:48,040
Speaker 1: I just have a ten for my bed. But I've

944
00:44:48,080 --> 00:44:50,239
Speaker 1: been used to do you have one?

945
00:44:50,880 --> 00:44:51,120
Speaker 8: Yeah?

946
00:44:51,280 --> 00:44:54,880
Speaker 1: I've talked about this and showed pictures to people that listen.

947
00:44:54,920 --> 00:44:57,840
Speaker 1: But I just had this wallpaper that looks like a

948
00:44:57,920 --> 00:45:02,080
Speaker 1: snowy mountain, and then from that decided my whole bedroom

949
00:45:02,120 --> 00:45:05,640
Speaker 1: had to look like a cabin. And so it went

950
00:45:05,680 --> 00:45:06,680
Speaker 1: from there.

951
00:45:06,520 --> 00:45:09,200
Speaker 6: All the way that snowshoes on the wall, which I swear, Karen,

952
00:45:09,239 --> 00:45:11,239
Speaker 6: when you see him, you'll be like, Okay, I get it.

953
00:45:11,320 --> 00:45:14,320
Speaker 1: I don't know. People have looked at the pictures are like, okay,

954
00:45:14,360 --> 00:45:17,400
Speaker 1: I get it. That looks terrific, modern yet rustic.

955
00:45:17,640 --> 00:45:18,439
Speaker 2: Was that your baby again?

956
00:45:18,600 --> 00:45:23,880
Speaker 8: No, that's what the look I did too fast.

957
00:45:23,920 --> 00:45:25,680
Speaker 1: When he's alone, Oh my god, it's a load.

958
00:45:26,120 --> 00:45:28,040
Speaker 8: She he or she he?

959
00:45:28,320 --> 00:45:30,040
Speaker 1: I have a baby, Hey a baby?

960
00:45:30,080 --> 00:45:32,120
Speaker 7: Hey baby?

961
00:45:32,680 --> 00:45:34,760
Speaker 1: Is it a baby or is it a walking person?

962
00:45:35,160 --> 00:45:35,399
Speaker 4: Yeah?

963
00:45:35,680 --> 00:45:36,239
Speaker 1: Toddlers.

964
00:45:36,520 --> 00:45:38,040
Speaker 7: He likes to stand up a lot.

965
00:45:38,280 --> 00:45:40,840
Speaker 8: Yeah, he's you know, there's been a couple of falls

966
00:45:41,360 --> 00:45:45,040
Speaker 8: where you know, and this is my second one, so

967
00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:47,480
Speaker 8: and this is mom's first one.

968
00:45:48,200 --> 00:45:50,520
Speaker 7: So she came in, you know, and she's like he fail.

969
00:45:50,840 --> 00:45:51,040
Speaker 8: God.

970
00:45:51,680 --> 00:45:53,239
Speaker 7: I'm like, yeah, man, they fucking do.

971
00:45:55,239 --> 00:45:58,280
Speaker 8: All. Yeah. I was like, it's that's why they're head

972
00:45:58,320 --> 00:46:00,359
Speaker 8: and stuff's all malleable right now. I was like, it's

973
00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:03,239
Speaker 8: all made like like whoever designed it, they thought it through.

974
00:46:05,200 --> 00:46:07,279
Speaker 8: And she's like okay, and then like literally, you know,

975
00:46:07,440 --> 00:46:09,960
Speaker 8: there's like the nott goes away so fast or whatever.

976
00:46:10,600 --> 00:46:13,000
Speaker 2: Oh that's good. So you have the calm of like

977
00:46:13,120 --> 00:46:14,280
Speaker 2: an experienced parent.

978
00:46:14,800 --> 00:46:18,880
Speaker 8: Yes, that's nice. Yes, it's nice. It is nice for

979
00:46:19,160 --> 00:46:25,080
Speaker 8: it's it's probably annoying for her sometimes. Like the first

980
00:46:25,120 --> 00:46:28,239
Speaker 8: thing I talked about this the first time, like the

981
00:46:28,320 --> 00:46:32,560
Speaker 8: first night we brought him back, there's just this stuff

982
00:46:32,560 --> 00:46:35,640
Speaker 8: that kicks in that you think you've forgotten, but it's

983
00:46:35,719 --> 00:46:37,840
Speaker 8: just this you're like, oh, yeah, this is how this works.

984
00:46:37,840 --> 00:46:41,520
Speaker 8: It's it was nice. I wasn't even it was just

985
00:46:41,600 --> 00:46:44,640
Speaker 8: everything was kind of smooth. But she was like he's

986
00:46:44,680 --> 00:46:48,440
Speaker 8: like crying and he kept getting louder and she's.

987
00:46:48,360 --> 00:46:50,080
Speaker 7: Just holding him and I'm laying in bed and I'm like,

988
00:46:50,320 --> 00:46:51,200
Speaker 7: we'll do this stuff.

989
00:46:51,440 --> 00:46:54,640
Speaker 8: Check the things but I wasn't saying it out loud,

990
00:46:54,840 --> 00:46:57,120
Speaker 8: just in my head. I was like, fucking do this stuff.

991
00:46:58,200 --> 00:46:59,480
Speaker 8: And then it hit me. I was like, oh, this

992
00:46:59,560 --> 00:47:00,880
Speaker 8: is she does and know. I was like, oh, you

993
00:47:00,960 --> 00:47:02,759
Speaker 8: have to check it with this, is this, this or this?

994
00:47:02,800 --> 00:47:04,360
Speaker 8: And she was like, oh, I just sit and know.

995
00:47:04,480 --> 00:47:06,400
Speaker 8: I was like, no, there's no fucking why you shouldn't know.

996
00:47:06,680 --> 00:47:07,439
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right.

997
00:47:07,600 --> 00:47:09,600
Speaker 8: That's how I did it too. I will just stood

998
00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:13,920
Speaker 8: there like an idiot. You're tired and you know it's

999
00:47:13,920 --> 00:47:16,120
Speaker 8: your wife, so you're just like, dude, this, what is

1000
00:47:16,200 --> 00:47:17,160
Speaker 8: wrong with you?

1001
00:47:17,160 --> 00:47:20,880
Speaker 7: You're smart from the gauntlet.

1002
00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:21,759
Speaker 2: Check the thing.

1003
00:47:22,080 --> 00:47:24,640
Speaker 7: Yeah, she just delivered the baby the day before.

1004
00:47:24,880 --> 00:47:25,400
Speaker 1: It's funny.

1005
00:47:25,400 --> 00:47:26,480
Speaker 7: I'm like, I'm tired.

1006
00:47:26,800 --> 00:47:29,279
Speaker 1: I'm imagining you being in a hammick this whole time.

1007
00:47:30,480 --> 00:47:37,319
Speaker 8: It's not far off. I do get comfortable quick, but

1008
00:47:37,400 --> 00:47:39,239
Speaker 8: I do like being it like gets the thing too.

1009
00:47:39,280 --> 00:47:43,320
Speaker 8: It's like, oh, I you know, because the first one's scary,

1010
00:47:43,440 --> 00:47:47,279
Speaker 8: so you don't know. And then me and his mother

1011
00:47:47,400 --> 00:47:49,160
Speaker 8: didn't get along, so there's that too.

1012
00:47:50,560 --> 00:47:51,760
Speaker 2: Yeah that doesn't help anything.

1013
00:47:51,920 --> 00:47:54,920
Speaker 8: Yeah, well, and then but you're like, oh I do

1014
00:47:56,080 --> 00:47:58,600
Speaker 8: love being a dad. That part is like I do

1015
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:01,759
Speaker 8: you see other people and they're like, oh, I don't

1016
00:48:01,760 --> 00:48:02,600
Speaker 8: do this, I don't.

1017
00:48:02,520 --> 00:48:03,160
Speaker 7: Like this, this and this.

1018
00:48:03,480 --> 00:48:04,560
Speaker 8: Oh shit, I love all this.

1019
00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:07,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I think I would love all that stuff too.

1020
00:48:07,520 --> 00:48:10,319
Speaker 1: I think it's easy to just say I'm like a

1021
00:48:10,360 --> 00:48:11,720
Speaker 1: real armchair general.

1022
00:48:12,400 --> 00:48:14,839
Speaker 8: Well, it's the same as being a comic. Like when

1023
00:48:14,920 --> 00:48:18,000
Speaker 8: you start doing it, you see that you can tell

1024
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:21,360
Speaker 8: the people who have like the thing where you're like

1025
00:48:21,360 --> 00:48:25,320
Speaker 8: like my good friend who we started together and we

1026
00:48:25,360 --> 00:48:28,879
Speaker 8: started traveling together doing their shitty gigs. I loved every part.

1027
00:48:28,920 --> 00:48:30,319
Speaker 8: I was like, I love big on the road, I

1028
00:48:30,320 --> 00:48:32,560
Speaker 8: love staying in a shitty hotel. And he's like, oh,

1029
00:48:32,600 --> 00:48:35,759
Speaker 8: I hate every part of this. And like within like

1030
00:48:35,800 --> 00:48:37,560
Speaker 8: a year, he was like I am done. This is

1031
00:48:37,800 --> 00:48:39,399
Speaker 8: and I was like, this is the funnest thing I've

1032
00:48:39,440 --> 00:48:44,360
Speaker 8: ever done. And he was like, you're an idiot. I'm like, probably,

1033
00:48:44,560 --> 00:48:45,319
Speaker 8: let's do it more.

1034
00:48:45,480 --> 00:48:47,520
Speaker 7: Let's yeah, they paid me money.

1035
00:48:47,600 --> 00:48:48,960
Speaker 8: These were so dumb.

1036
00:48:49,280 --> 00:48:51,279
Speaker 1: How do you feel about it now? Because you're on

1037
00:48:51,320 --> 00:48:52,640
Speaker 1: the road a lot these days.

1038
00:48:52,880 --> 00:48:55,360
Speaker 8: I changed the way I do it, which is nice,

1039
00:48:56,160 --> 00:49:02,120
Speaker 8: and I've accepted, you know, I've accepted that that is

1040
00:49:02,160 --> 00:49:03,759
Speaker 8: always going to be a little bit in there, and

1041
00:49:03,800 --> 00:49:05,319
Speaker 8: I have to fight it all the time.

1042
00:49:06,680 --> 00:49:11,560
Speaker 7: But I think that for so long.

1043
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:15,520
Speaker 8: The way, if you're raised in the South or certain

1044
00:49:15,560 --> 00:49:18,080
Speaker 8: parts of the mountain part of the South, you're not

1045
00:49:18,120 --> 00:49:19,000
Speaker 8: supposed to brag.

1046
00:49:20,200 --> 00:49:23,400
Speaker 7: So that's that doesn't suit comedy.

1047
00:49:23,520 --> 00:49:26,680
Speaker 8: Yeah right, no, because like a lot of promotion is

1048
00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:30,399
Speaker 8: just like you know, hey me, Yeah, of course. Yeah.

1049
00:49:30,440 --> 00:49:31,440
Speaker 7: And so for a long.

1050
00:49:31,280 --> 00:49:34,040
Speaker 8: Time, like I didn't feel like I was that good

1051
00:49:34,600 --> 00:49:37,560
Speaker 8: yet to be like hey look at me. So I

1052
00:49:37,680 --> 00:49:40,719
Speaker 8: just got just kept getting So the last year or

1053
00:49:40,760 --> 00:49:43,880
Speaker 8: two I've been like, oh, I'm you should come watch me.

1054
00:49:45,280 --> 00:49:47,560
Speaker 8: And that's been like, oh, I'm starting to make more money.

1055
00:49:47,600 --> 00:49:49,400
Speaker 8: We're like, oh yeah, I should have kept telling me.

1056
00:49:49,560 --> 00:49:51,640
Speaker 8: I should have told people earlier to come see me.

1057
00:49:52,040 --> 00:49:55,240
Speaker 1: This This confidence thing really helps.

1058
00:49:55,280 --> 00:49:56,200
Speaker 2: It does pay off.

1059
00:49:56,360 --> 00:50:00,440
Speaker 5: Also, I was bragging about your when we were plugging

1060
00:50:00,520 --> 00:50:02,240
Speaker 5: that you were finally going to be on the show

1061
00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:05,760
Speaker 5: on My Favorite Murder, and I was explaining how good

1062
00:50:05,800 --> 00:50:11,200
Speaker 5: you are making a road poster like that one that

1063
00:50:11,239 --> 00:50:14,240
Speaker 5: you have where the wolf is on the bathroom counter.

1064
00:50:14,480 --> 00:50:16,719
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, that's from that. Those are Cody and the

1065
00:50:16,840 --> 00:50:19,799
Speaker 8: Nashville conventions, And it was.

1066
00:50:19,800 --> 00:50:22,279
Speaker 5: So like you do those things where suddenly I'm like

1067
00:50:22,520 --> 00:50:24,040
Speaker 5: I know who you are, and I know that you're

1068
00:50:24,080 --> 00:50:24,400
Speaker 5: just on the.

1069
00:50:24,440 --> 00:50:26,120
Speaker 2: Road and I'm like, oh, I want to go to

1070
00:50:26,160 --> 00:50:26,560
Speaker 2: that show.

1071
00:50:26,680 --> 00:50:29,440
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, it doesn't work like I thought it would though,

1072
00:50:29,480 --> 00:50:32,360
Speaker 8: Like not a lot of people show up because of

1073
00:50:32,400 --> 00:50:32,799
Speaker 8: the art.

1074
00:50:34,600 --> 00:50:36,800
Speaker 2: Well they're fucking idiot, but yeah.

1075
00:50:36,640 --> 00:50:38,719
Speaker 8: But Aaron's the same way my wife is. She's like,

1076
00:50:38,800 --> 00:50:41,319
Speaker 8: this is you should charge for this, and I was like,

1077
00:50:41,360 --> 00:50:43,759
Speaker 8: but it's for me, right, So.

1078
00:50:43,880 --> 00:50:44,760
Speaker 1: Say I'm the opposite.

1079
00:50:44,800 --> 00:50:47,440
Speaker 6: I only do it for other people, like draw posters

1080
00:50:47,520 --> 00:50:48,760
Speaker 6: or illustrations for people.

1081
00:50:48,800 --> 00:50:50,840
Speaker 1: I never do it for myself. I don't know why

1082
00:50:51,160 --> 00:50:51,560
Speaker 1: you should.

1083
00:50:51,640 --> 00:50:54,280
Speaker 8: You very do that. That's part of it's just saying

1084
00:50:54,320 --> 00:50:57,120
Speaker 8: you're raising next to a mountain too, just like like

1085
00:50:57,160 --> 00:50:58,760
Speaker 8: we can't talk about our skills.

1086
00:50:59,239 --> 00:51:02,759
Speaker 1: I'und my mountains. So it's even worse. There's no way out.

1087
00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:06,320
Speaker 1: That was a glacial lake at one point. It was

1088
00:51:06,440 --> 00:51:07,160
Speaker 1: in a valley.

1089
00:51:07,320 --> 00:51:10,080
Speaker 8: Don't tell people we can do anything. Yeah, And they're

1090
00:51:10,120 --> 00:51:12,600
Speaker 8: like what, I don't understand. We're just we're gonna live

1091
00:51:12,640 --> 00:51:13,080
Speaker 8: here forever.

1092
00:51:13,280 --> 00:51:16,080
Speaker 1: Stay away from the valley. That's where confidence blows in

1093
00:51:16,160 --> 00:51:16,720
Speaker 1: in the wind.

1094
00:51:17,200 --> 00:51:19,879
Speaker 8: Well, it was like there's like parts of near where

1095
00:51:19,880 --> 00:51:21,799
Speaker 8: I grew up that I would always go back to

1096
00:51:21,920 --> 00:51:24,400
Speaker 8: and try to do comedy and it would go fine.

1097
00:51:25,520 --> 00:51:28,359
Speaker 8: And then I realized like, oh, well, the whole area's

1098
00:51:28,640 --> 00:51:32,360
Speaker 8: theme song is Rocky Top, which is about people that

1099
00:51:32,520 --> 00:51:38,760
Speaker 8: can't grow because you can't grow crops because it's just rocky.

1100
00:51:39,200 --> 00:51:41,160
Speaker 8: But the people are like, no, we're going to do it,

1101
00:51:41,960 --> 00:51:44,440
Speaker 8: and then they did it. Yeah, so that's who I

1102
00:51:44,520 --> 00:51:49,279
Speaker 8: was trying to be, like, hey, think different and they're like,

1103
00:51:49,320 --> 00:51:52,400
Speaker 8: I don't like this guy. You guys and as you

1104
00:51:52,400 --> 00:51:58,520
Speaker 8: get older, like they were right, I needed to cool it.

1105
00:51:59,360 --> 00:52:01,759
Speaker 8: I had their figure, but it was like going back

1106
00:52:01,800 --> 00:52:03,000
Speaker 8: at them and they don't like that.

1107
00:52:03,239 --> 00:52:08,080
Speaker 6: No, no, this has never happened on the podcast.

1108
00:52:08,120 --> 00:52:09,560
Speaker 1: It's happened when I've been a.

1109
00:52:09,360 --> 00:52:12,000
Speaker 6: Guest on one before and I do use a bottle,

1110
00:52:12,040 --> 00:52:14,919
Speaker 6: but I really have to go to the bathroom. Yeah,

1111
00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:17,759
Speaker 6: it's really kind of think the best. I was going

1112
00:52:17,800 --> 00:52:20,560
Speaker 6: to not say anything, but it's it's starting to become

1113
00:52:20,560 --> 00:52:21,040
Speaker 6: an issue.

1114
00:52:21,160 --> 00:52:22,800
Speaker 1: And if it's up Raccoon Road.

1115
00:52:23,680 --> 00:52:26,880
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, I like that. That's dangerous.

1116
00:52:27,200 --> 00:52:29,960
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm willing to do it, it's it's where.

1117
00:52:29,760 --> 00:52:31,640
Speaker 7: It's a gain dangerous.

1118
00:52:31,680 --> 00:52:34,360
Speaker 1: Oh really is it dangerous?

1119
00:52:35,160 --> 00:52:35,480
Speaker 8: Sorry?

1120
00:52:37,320 --> 00:52:38,760
Speaker 7: Now I invite the violence.

1121
00:52:41,480 --> 00:52:42,919
Speaker 2: You deserve everything you got.

1122
00:52:43,239 --> 00:52:46,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe I could find a restroom in in in

1123
00:52:46,320 --> 00:52:49,720
Speaker 1: a gas station or something. Okay, I could go between cars.

1124
00:52:49,760 --> 00:52:51,480
Speaker 1: I'm very elusive, you.

1125
00:52:51,480 --> 00:52:54,640
Speaker 8: Know the best. Okay, we're going to turn left anyway. Okay,

1126
00:52:54,840 --> 00:52:59,600
Speaker 8: but then, like a public bathroom, I'm just thinking, there's

1127
00:52:59,640 --> 00:53:02,359
Speaker 8: a Oh, there's a library right over there.

1128
00:53:02,680 --> 00:53:05,560
Speaker 1: Do they typically do they let you? I can browse

1129
00:53:05,640 --> 00:53:09,440
Speaker 1: through a book and then you know, just just checking

1130
00:53:09,440 --> 00:53:10,359
Speaker 1: out the reference section.

1131
00:53:10,440 --> 00:53:11,640
Speaker 8: You don't have a library card.

1132
00:53:12,040 --> 00:53:15,399
Speaker 1: I don't. It's that embarrassing a little bit. Yeah, well,

1133
00:53:15,440 --> 00:53:16,759
Speaker 1: I check my email at home.

1134
00:53:16,960 --> 00:53:19,160
Speaker 6: I'm assuming that's just most of the people when I

1135
00:53:19,200 --> 00:53:20,959
Speaker 6: go to the library, they're just checking their.

1136
00:53:20,880 --> 00:53:23,480
Speaker 8: Email because loo's that good for kids and books and

1137
00:53:23,480 --> 00:53:24,240
Speaker 8: stuff like that.

1138
00:53:25,520 --> 00:53:25,759
Speaker 7: Yeah.

1139
00:53:25,840 --> 00:53:27,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, once I have a kid, there's I'm going to

1140
00:53:27,800 --> 00:53:29,400
Speaker 1: change everything and I'll start reading.

1141
00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:33,279
Speaker 7: When are you going to have a kid.

1142
00:53:31,600 --> 00:53:35,840
Speaker 1: I don't know any day now the way I've been living.

1143
00:53:36,080 --> 00:53:40,120
Speaker 6: Just kidding, I don't know. I like being around kids.

1144
00:53:40,239 --> 00:53:43,480
Speaker 6: I like being an uncle. I'm and then when you're

1145
00:53:43,520 --> 00:53:45,960
Speaker 6: around kids and then they think you're fun, You're like, oh.

1146
00:53:45,920 --> 00:53:47,799
Speaker 1: Okay, I guess I could do this. But it's not

1147
00:53:47,880 --> 00:53:48,919
Speaker 1: all about being fun.

1148
00:53:49,120 --> 00:53:52,359
Speaker 8: No, they get mad at you because you have to

1149
00:53:52,400 --> 00:53:55,399
Speaker 8: not be their friend. That's right, that's a tough one.

1150
00:53:55,960 --> 00:53:58,920
Speaker 8: My son and I have to go over again and again.

1151
00:53:59,520 --> 00:54:02,680
Speaker 1: This is Raccoon Road. I'm willing to go up there, okay?

1152
00:54:02,800 --> 00:54:05,000
Speaker 1: Or do you I mean this isn't you know?

1153
00:54:05,280 --> 00:54:07,600
Speaker 7: No, you don't need to go this is people live.

1154
00:54:08,160 --> 00:54:09,960
Speaker 2: What if you live nearby?

1155
00:54:10,080 --> 00:54:10,879
Speaker 8: Right? Yeah?

1156
00:54:11,120 --> 00:54:13,000
Speaker 2: Do you mind if Chris just uses your bone?

1157
00:54:13,160 --> 00:54:14,240
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's that works.

1158
00:54:15,800 --> 00:54:18,640
Speaker 2: I just don't know where it is. Yeah, it's just

1159
00:54:18,680 --> 00:54:19,360
Speaker 2: tell me where to go.

1160
00:54:19,480 --> 00:54:20,680
Speaker 8: I just turn around.

1161
00:54:20,840 --> 00:54:22,600
Speaker 7: You have the opposite way the way we're going.

1162
00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:25,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'll be okay for Yeah.

1163
00:54:25,040 --> 00:54:27,200
Speaker 8: So funny. I don't know why they didn't.

1164
00:54:28,120 --> 00:54:29,480
Speaker 2: I had to force your hands.

1165
00:54:29,840 --> 00:54:33,319
Speaker 7: Hey, you live here. I don't know what the illusion

1166
00:54:33,400 --> 00:54:34,160
Speaker 7: we're doing is.

1167
00:54:34,880 --> 00:54:38,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, my dad would be really funny and use different voices.

1168
00:54:38,400 --> 00:54:42,320
Speaker 6: And I remember specifically saying talk like your own self.

1169
00:54:42,640 --> 00:54:47,520
Speaker 6: Like it made me furious that and now I yeah,

1170
00:54:47,600 --> 00:54:48,680
Speaker 6: I just became him.

1171
00:54:48,719 --> 00:54:50,360
Speaker 7: Basically, what's fun?

1172
00:54:51,080 --> 00:54:55,440
Speaker 8: Have fun? My son? You can tell like his instinct

1173
00:54:55,640 --> 00:54:59,239
Speaker 8: there is. Our instinct is to be like your stupid yeah,

1174
00:54:59,680 --> 00:55:02,040
Speaker 8: your day and then like but I'll catch him every

1175
00:55:02,080 --> 00:55:06,000
Speaker 8: now and then being like he's pretty fucking cool. You

1176
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:08,600
Speaker 8: can just see it, like he's say, it just breaks

1177
00:55:08,600 --> 00:55:10,799
Speaker 8: through and they're like, yeah, man, I'm cool. And you

1178
00:55:10,840 --> 00:55:14,239
Speaker 8: even know dude, when you get older, you're like holy shit,

1179
00:55:14,520 --> 00:55:16,680
Speaker 8: like yeah, and you're being a dick most of the time.

1180
00:55:17,680 --> 00:55:21,799
Speaker 7: I could have introduced you to some cool people, but

1181
00:55:21,920 --> 00:55:22,320
Speaker 7: I didn't.

1182
00:55:22,680 --> 00:55:25,319
Speaker 8: You were a dick. I didn't know how you would act.

1183
00:55:27,320 --> 00:55:29,400
Speaker 5: And then you just lay out pictures of people that

1184
00:55:29,520 --> 00:55:30,960
Speaker 5: your child could have met, just like.

1185
00:55:30,920 --> 00:55:32,319
Speaker 8: Look at look at who I was hanging out with.

1186
00:55:33,680 --> 00:55:35,360
Speaker 7: We were in your room.

1187
00:55:35,800 --> 00:55:37,040
Speaker 2: I told him I didn't have a son.

1188
00:55:37,160 --> 00:55:38,520
Speaker 7: Yeah, I said, this is a weird room.

1189
00:55:38,920 --> 00:55:41,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, and know what you did when they were there?

1190
00:55:41,480 --> 00:55:44,839
Speaker 1: You just filled your diapers. You think they thought that

1191
00:55:44,960 --> 00:55:45,360
Speaker 1: was cool?

1192
00:55:45,719 --> 00:55:46,239
Speaker 8: Was it cool?

1193
00:55:46,320 --> 00:55:49,680
Speaker 7: He was like, dad, I was six months old. No, no,

1194
00:55:49,719 --> 00:55:51,280
Speaker 7: the next one that was a good guess.

1195
00:55:51,320 --> 00:55:53,040
Speaker 2: So it was so close it looks familiar.

1196
00:55:54,640 --> 00:55:55,080
Speaker 1: Thank you.

1197
00:55:55,840 --> 00:56:01,640
Speaker 8: There's an alley, Yeah, there's a wait, this is cool.

1198
00:56:05,719 --> 00:56:08,160
Speaker 8: There's just there's an alley gun here. Yeah. And one

1199
00:56:08,239 --> 00:56:11,239
Speaker 8: night I came out because I heard the the helicopter

1200
00:56:11,400 --> 00:56:15,800
Speaker 8: was lower than usual, and I was like, hey, what's

1201
00:56:15,840 --> 00:56:16,319
Speaker 8: going on?

1202
00:56:16,719 --> 00:56:19,759
Speaker 11: And then you'll see right through here I saw like

1203
00:56:21,040 --> 00:56:23,279
Speaker 11: he was like spotlight not through this, and I was like,

1204
00:56:23,280 --> 00:56:26,760
Speaker 11: that's an alley and it's like Kia Soul, like the

1205
00:56:26,760 --> 00:56:29,480
Speaker 11: the Hamster car.

1206
00:56:29,840 --> 00:56:32,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love those commercials.

1207
00:56:32,040 --> 00:56:35,760
Speaker 8: Flying through that alley. And then like six cop cars

1208
00:56:35,760 --> 00:56:37,360
Speaker 8: like chasing it. I was like, that was the coolest

1209
00:56:37,400 --> 00:56:41,360
Speaker 8: thing I've ever seen. And then like the police helicopter

1210
00:56:41,480 --> 00:56:44,080
Speaker 8: was chasing it, and I ran in like chunking the

1211
00:56:44,120 --> 00:56:46,840
Speaker 8: goonies and I was like, honey, honey, there's a cop

1212
00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:49,040
Speaker 8: and they were chasing and he was in the alley,

1213
00:56:50,120 --> 00:56:53,280
Speaker 8: and then the car came rolling back on this street

1214
00:56:53,960 --> 00:56:55,000
Speaker 8: like five minutes later.

1215
00:56:55,040 --> 00:56:57,080
Speaker 7: I was like, this is just he's just having fun.

1216
00:56:57,760 --> 00:57:01,480
Speaker 8: Yeah. But then here's this thing that sucks. Is you

1217
00:57:01,600 --> 00:57:02,640
Speaker 8: never know the inding.

1218
00:57:03,520 --> 00:57:04,680
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1219
00:57:04,800 --> 00:57:07,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, even when it's on the news, it's like, I'm

1220
00:57:07,280 --> 00:57:09,320
Speaker 1: not going to watch this has been going on an hour.

1221
00:57:09,719 --> 00:57:11,640
Speaker 1: It's probably not an exciting ending.

1222
00:57:11,719 --> 00:57:13,560
Speaker 5: Did you guys see the one recently where the guy

1223
00:57:13,680 --> 00:57:16,760
Speaker 5: stole the police cruiser during in the middle of the

1224
00:57:17,120 --> 00:57:17,960
Speaker 5: high speed chase.

1225
00:57:18,200 --> 00:57:18,959
Speaker 2: It's pretty bad.

1226
00:57:19,560 --> 00:57:21,680
Speaker 7: I mean, if you're going to do it, do it big.

1227
00:57:21,840 --> 00:57:24,280
Speaker 7: You gotta go out and see the time I did that.

1228
00:57:24,360 --> 00:57:26,280
Speaker 1: I just drove it across the street and parked it

1229
00:57:26,320 --> 00:57:26,720
Speaker 1: and ran.

1230
00:57:28,400 --> 00:57:30,480
Speaker 2: But those fifteen seconds must have been amazing.

1231
00:57:32,520 --> 00:57:34,880
Speaker 1: I was drunk and I was young.

1232
00:57:34,760 --> 00:57:36,680
Speaker 8: But I mean, how high were you when you were

1233
00:57:36,680 --> 00:57:38,720
Speaker 8: in that cop car? Uh?

1234
00:57:38,800 --> 00:57:42,680
Speaker 1: It was exhilarating. But immediately the minute I got out,

1235
00:57:42,720 --> 00:57:45,200
Speaker 1: I was riddled with fear that I'd be arrested because

1236
00:57:45,240 --> 00:57:47,040
Speaker 1: I knew people saw me and one of them was

1237
00:57:47,080 --> 00:57:49,360
Speaker 1: a police cadet in training to be a cop.

1238
00:57:49,480 --> 00:57:51,680
Speaker 8: Oh that's the worst cattle.

1239
00:57:52,040 --> 00:57:55,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, he never told, He never told. I didn't No.

1240
00:57:55,240 --> 00:57:58,800
Speaker 1: I added him on Facebook years later. I said how

1241
00:57:58,840 --> 00:58:00,320
Speaker 1: have you been? And he's like, oh, I'm a cop

1242
00:58:00,360 --> 00:58:04,640
Speaker 1: in Seattle now or Portland maybe, And then at the

1243
00:58:04,760 --> 00:58:07,160
Speaker 1: end he said, have you stolen any cop cars lately?

1244
00:58:07,680 --> 00:58:10,680
Speaker 1: It was just an unmarked I'd simply was put in

1245
00:58:10,720 --> 00:58:12,160
Speaker 1: this car and the keys were left in it.

1246
00:58:12,240 --> 00:58:14,240
Speaker 6: These guys made a mistake. They both went back in

1247
00:58:14,280 --> 00:58:16,800
Speaker 6: the bar, and I just drove it across the street.

1248
00:58:16,840 --> 00:58:18,919
Speaker 6: It's the most illegal thing I've ever done.

1249
00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:19,800
Speaker 7: It's pretty illegal.

1250
00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:21,480
Speaker 1: It is pretty It's a big one.

1251
00:58:21,800 --> 00:58:24,960
Speaker 7: But I mean what you did was more cute than yes,

1252
00:58:25,080 --> 00:58:25,600
Speaker 7: it was more.

1253
00:58:25,480 --> 00:58:27,120
Speaker 6: Of it, And I could have taken the keys and

1254
00:58:27,160 --> 00:58:29,080
Speaker 6: thrown them on a roof. I used to tell people

1255
00:58:29,080 --> 00:58:30,880
Speaker 6: I did, but I just left them on the seat.

1256
00:58:31,120 --> 00:58:34,280
Speaker 5: If you had been arrested for driving a cop unmarked

1257
00:58:34,280 --> 00:58:36,560
Speaker 5: cop car fifteenth feet, it would have been gone from

1258
00:58:36,680 --> 00:58:39,720
Speaker 5: cute getting away with it too deeply pathetic.

1259
00:58:39,880 --> 00:58:42,800
Speaker 2: Yes, actually spending time in jail for that, Yes.

1260
00:58:42,920 --> 00:58:44,800
Speaker 1: Twenty years old, riddled with alcohol.

1261
00:58:45,040 --> 00:58:45,280
Speaker 8: Yeah.

1262
00:58:45,480 --> 00:58:48,120
Speaker 7: Nos, you to get a DUI for that too.

1263
00:58:48,640 --> 00:58:51,000
Speaker 1: Maybe i'd still be sitting here, but we know i'd

1264
00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:53,200
Speaker 1: have at least one tattoo on my face.

1265
00:58:53,880 --> 00:58:56,320
Speaker 6: Immediately, probably, but I don't know if I get the

1266
00:58:56,360 --> 00:58:58,040
Speaker 6: rain drop. I kind of like when people have a

1267
00:58:58,040 --> 00:58:59,480
Speaker 6: little bat on their cheek.

1268
00:58:59,600 --> 00:59:00,680
Speaker 7: Oh do you like it?

1269
00:59:00,920 --> 00:59:01,160
Speaker 8: Yeah?

1270
00:59:01,320 --> 00:59:03,320
Speaker 7: You respected? I respect it.

1271
00:59:03,400 --> 00:59:06,320
Speaker 1: I make eye contact and nice shake hands more firmly.

1272
00:59:06,760 --> 00:59:08,200
Speaker 2: No, it'sn't that just for Halloween.

1273
00:59:09,200 --> 00:59:11,520
Speaker 1: Don't know these guys. Tattoos are year round.

1274
00:59:11,560 --> 00:59:12,160
Speaker 2: They are.

1275
00:59:12,280 --> 00:59:16,440
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, they're serious, serious business code.

1276
00:59:16,800 --> 00:59:19,720
Speaker 5: I mean, Billy, do you have anything you want to plug?

1277
00:59:19,800 --> 00:59:24,040
Speaker 5: We're coming near the end of this, just like useless

1278
00:59:24,160 --> 00:59:24,840
Speaker 5: driver on your.

1279
00:59:24,800 --> 00:59:27,440
Speaker 1: Neighborhood, if you were going to plug your bathroom being nice,

1280
00:59:27,640 --> 00:59:28,560
Speaker 1: I'll vouch for that.

1281
00:59:29,600 --> 00:59:29,840
Speaker 8: Cool.

1282
00:59:29,880 --> 00:59:32,880
Speaker 7: I'll tell my wife. Yeah, beautiful, Because we've learned that.

1283
00:59:33,480 --> 00:59:36,160
Speaker 8: Uh, my idea of clean and her idea of clean

1284
00:59:36,200 --> 00:59:37,360
Speaker 8: a totally different things.

1285
00:59:37,480 --> 00:59:40,240
Speaker 1: It was a very clean bathroom and what appears to

1286
00:59:40,280 --> 00:59:43,880
Speaker 1: be brand new squatty potty. Ohay, feet up.

1287
00:59:44,040 --> 00:59:46,680
Speaker 8: Well yeah, it's just in the it's in the boys room,

1288
00:59:46,760 --> 00:59:50,400
Speaker 8: so that I'll use it like if you go an

1289
00:59:50,480 --> 00:59:51,920
Speaker 8: r ram it that things used.

1290
00:59:53,640 --> 00:59:54,520
Speaker 1: It's just covered.

1291
00:59:54,560 --> 00:59:55,680
Speaker 7: But I didn't tell you that much.

1292
00:59:55,800 --> 00:59:57,080
Speaker 2: Children don't need it as badly.

1293
00:59:57,320 --> 01:00:01,520
Speaker 8: Yeah. I don't think the bathroom gets as much work

1294
01:00:02,240 --> 01:00:05,720
Speaker 8: sure as the kids. They don't spend as much time or.

1295
01:00:05,760 --> 01:00:07,760
Speaker 1: Need to little kids little work.

1296
01:00:08,280 --> 01:00:10,440
Speaker 7: Yeah, I know their bodies are smaller, there's not as

1297
01:00:10,520 --> 01:00:11,280
Speaker 7: much maintenance.

1298
01:00:12,600 --> 01:00:14,480
Speaker 1: Are you do you have a tour coming up there?

1299
01:00:14,560 --> 01:00:18,480
Speaker 8: I do? What When does this come out? Tomorrow? Monday? Monday?

1300
01:00:19,200 --> 01:00:23,360
Speaker 8: Oh cool? Yeah, now that helps. Yeah. I'll be in

1301
01:00:23,440 --> 01:00:27,320
Speaker 8: Sea Attult November first and second on Capitol Hill at

1302
01:00:27,360 --> 01:00:28,240
Speaker 8: Club Comedy.

1303
01:00:28,880 --> 01:00:29,840
Speaker 1: I've never heard of that.

1304
01:00:29,960 --> 01:00:32,880
Speaker 8: It's great. It's a little boutique comedy club. They take

1305
01:00:32,920 --> 01:00:37,040
Speaker 8: care of everybody. See it's like eighty. It's in next

1306
01:00:37,040 --> 01:00:39,880
Speaker 8: to this joke Thai restaurant and it's on Capitol Hills,

1307
01:00:39,880 --> 01:00:45,200
Speaker 8: so it's like cool, it's as cool up. They're nice. Nice,

1308
01:00:47,040 --> 01:00:48,880
Speaker 8: So you have to do like four shows, so come

1309
01:00:48,920 --> 01:00:51,400
Speaker 8: out to that. You can get all my dates at

1310
01:00:51,520 --> 01:00:56,160
Speaker 8: buwu d tour dot com or just say google Billy

1311
01:00:56,200 --> 01:00:58,200
Speaker 8: Wayne Davis and all my stuff comes up.

1312
01:00:58,720 --> 01:00:59,720
Speaker 2: Nice.

1313
01:01:00,800 --> 01:01:02,600
Speaker 1: You can do the same for me. I'm going on tour.

1314
01:01:02,720 --> 01:01:04,560
Speaker 1: We'll be on tour at the same time. Maybe we'll

1315
01:01:04,600 --> 01:01:09,240
Speaker 1: pass each other, I hope. So the South Louisiana and

1316
01:01:09,280 --> 01:01:12,400
Speaker 1: Texas and Oklahoma.

1317
01:01:12,920 --> 01:01:13,560
Speaker 8: Those are fun.

1318
01:01:14,240 --> 01:01:16,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's fun, right.

1319
01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:18,480
Speaker 8: Those are fun. They're fun. The people are they have

1320
01:01:18,520 --> 01:01:19,960
Speaker 8: a good time in all those places.

1321
01:01:20,880 --> 01:01:23,400
Speaker 1: I can't wait to go to the real Bourbon Street

1322
01:01:23,480 --> 01:01:26,600
Speaker 1: and see real cops on horseback beat up real drunk people.

1323
01:01:26,600 --> 01:01:28,400
Speaker 8: Have you never been to Bourbon Street?

1324
01:01:28,480 --> 01:01:30,880
Speaker 1: No, I just compare it always to Sixth Street, even

1325
01:01:30,920 --> 01:01:31,919
Speaker 1: though I've never been there.

1326
01:01:33,200 --> 01:01:38,520
Speaker 7: A bourban It's nothing like Sixth Street. It's worse, sure,

1327
01:01:38,680 --> 01:01:39,760
Speaker 7: of course, but.

1328
01:01:39,800 --> 01:01:44,640
Speaker 8: The rest, I mean, there's just nothing like that city.

1329
01:01:44,920 --> 01:01:48,280
Speaker 8: City's fucking awesome. Like we went to Mobile first, Aaron

1330
01:01:48,320 --> 01:01:51,320
Speaker 8: and I and it's really cool. But we've never been

1331
01:01:51,360 --> 01:01:53,760
Speaker 8: to New Orleans, so we're like man Mobiles, like one

1332
01:01:53,760 --> 01:01:57,040
Speaker 8: of the coolest places. Why are why aren't there people there?

1333
01:01:57,520 --> 01:01:59,080
Speaker 8: And then the next time we went through there, we

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Speaker 8: went to New Orleans, which is like an hour and

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Speaker 8: a half from They were like.

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Speaker 7: Oh, because they did it all good over here, right right,

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Speaker 7: So it's like, oh, they just want to go over there. Yeah,

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Speaker 7: why would you? And people mobile or we get it.

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Speaker 1: But I heard I've only heard nightmares about.

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Speaker 7: Marty Grott, Like I wouldn't go there.

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Speaker 8: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: A friend of mine, she worked in a bar, and

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Speaker 1: she said that one night she's working, there's just so

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Speaker 1: many people. They were squished against each other, everyone swaying

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Speaker 1: back and forth.

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Speaker 6: She said, off in the corner, two people were just

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Speaker 6: openly having sex, and when everyone finally left, there was

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Speaker 6: a stabbed person.

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Speaker 2: Really yeah, inside the same bar.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, it's just a fun place.

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Speaker 1: Yeah passion.

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Speaker 7: Yeah that sounds like yeah parts of the Bible. There

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Speaker 7: was small.

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Speaker 8: Started stabbing. He's like, I just want to do all

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Speaker 8: this stuff.

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Speaker 1: And then the floor was covered with low.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, coveed.

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Speaker 7: This guy's all good, a big high.

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Speaker 8: He'll shoe with murder.

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Speaker 1: That's the story of Marty girl.

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Speaker 2: It is kind of I like those neighbors, they're chilling,

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Speaker 2: they're older.

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Speaker 8: There's the old man that sits there, and I've learned

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Speaker 8: a lot of Spanish phrases from him. Really, from time to.

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Speaker 7: Day he went on, passing you, guys, thanks for the

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Speaker 7: really good thank.

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Speaker 5: You so much for just letting us come back time

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Speaker 5: and again to cancel and then reschedule with you over.

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Speaker 8: Let's do it for another year or two.

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Speaker 2: Yes, it would be great.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, I'll be the Matt day.

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Speaker 1: It's fine. I said that to you, but Georgia said

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Speaker 1: that to Karen.

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Speaker 2: You are the mad You are the Matt Damon of

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01:03:44,240 --> 01:03:44,840
Speaker 2: this podcast.

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Speaker 1: Our apologies up until now.

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Speaker 7: You're the third chalkboard, math.

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01:03:50,760 --> 01:03:56,120
Speaker 1: And mopping terrible. You're one man that can multit. You've

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Speaker 1: been listening due. Do you need a ride? Do you why? In?

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Speaker 6: They are?

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Speaker 2: Are you leaving?

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01:04:04,120 --> 01:04:06,800
Speaker 1: I you wanna way back home?

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Speaker 3: Either way we want to be there, doesn't matter how

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01:04:12,360 --> 01:04:15,800
Speaker 3: much baggage you claim. I give us time and they

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Speaker 3: termino and gay a.

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Speaker 4: We want to send you off InStyle. We wanna welcome

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01:04:24,560 --> 01:04:29,760
Speaker 4: you back home. Tell us all about every scared he.

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Speaker 2: Was it fine, Malcorn.

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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01:04:53,240 --> 01:04:54,479
Speaker 8: Do you need to ride?

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01:04:55,200 --> 01:04:56,440
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

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01:04:57,160 --> 01:04:58,480
Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?

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01:04:59,120 --> 01:05:01,000
Speaker 5: Do you need need to ride?

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01:05:01,200 --> 01:05:03,920
Speaker 4: Do you ride do you mean.

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Speaker 1: With Karen and Cress

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Speaker 8: M