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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's been trying to change the

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Speaker 1: name of Ping Pong to something a little bit more

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Speaker 1: masculine sounding, and so far he's got thunder paddles, rage rackets,

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Speaker 1: and two dudes one ball appropriate. Unclear if it's going

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Speaker 1: to be full contact, but sounds macho and dangerous to me.

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Speaker 1: Sign me up with Laser Stories, the segment where we

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Speaker 1: read weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone

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Speaker 1: else does, except we've got a laser and those other

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Speaker 1: Top Spin tarzans just don't.

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Speaker 2: I'll watch that.

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Speaker 1: This first laser story is out of Oklahoma. When someone

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Speaker 1: is hammered on an airport runway, the pilot might turn

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Speaker 1: around and go back to the gate, but in this case,

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Speaker 1: the woman wasn't on the plane.

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Speaker 2: She was driving a silver Nissan on the runway. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: and all started.

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Speaker 1: When witnesses saw a woman dry onto the jetway possible

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Speaker 1: and begin doing donuts at the Tulsa Riverside Airport. As

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Speaker 1: you can imagine, it was a semi serious situation. Air

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Speaker 1: Traffic control had called the cops and said the Nissan

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Speaker 1: was blocking a runway where a plane was trying to land.

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Speaker 2: Oh my good.

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Speaker 1: Man. A pilot, who was taxiing his aircraft, saw the Nissan,

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Speaker 1: so he got out and confronted the female drive.

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Speaker 2: He did, can you imagine road range on a tarmac?

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Speaker 2: Just get out of the plane, climb out through the

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Speaker 2: side windows? Really can't?

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Speaker 3: I guess they're a small plane.

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Speaker 1: He noticed the car was full of beer cans, so

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Speaker 1: he reached inside the vehicle and took her keys.

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Speaker 2: Okay, that is a quick fix.

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Speaker 1: The driver, Bonnie Campbell, yelled at him, saying her boyfriend

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Speaker 1: was flying in from out of town and she could

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Speaker 1: wait to give him the biggest HUGO.

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Speaker 2: I stand this relationship.

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 3: Off the plane that pilot ruined.

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Speaker 1: Switching officers found eighteen empty beer cans inside the vehicle,

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Speaker 1: along with a cardboard box of corps Light, an empty

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Speaker 1: six pack container of Night Train, and a garbage bag

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Speaker 1: full of several other random alcoholic beverages.

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Speaker 2: I'm so proud of myself.

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Speaker 3: I don't know what night Train is.

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Speaker 1: After drinking all of it. I don't think she knows either.

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Speaker 1: She blew a point three four on the breathalyzer, which

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Speaker 1: like dead, more than four times the legal limit, then

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Speaker 1: was arrested for felony aggravated dui and was taken to

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Speaker 1: the hospital for treatment.

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Speaker 2: Who picked up her boyfriend?

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Speaker 1: No word on what happened to her boyfriend, if you

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Speaker 1: made it in to see her or not.

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Speaker 2: He didn't post bail for her.

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Speaker 3: You know, she didn't even have a boyfriend landing at

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Speaker 3: that point.

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Speaker 2: This next Lazer stories out of the Honey Hideaway.

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Speaker 1: Fat Bear Week is a celebration of brown bears where

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Speaker 1: viewers all over the world can watch live stream videos

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Speaker 1: of the creatures at the Catmai National Park in Alaska.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they're so cute And I only know about this

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Speaker 3: because you mentioned this to us, like last year.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we talked about all the time where they're fattening

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Speaker 1: themselves up right before hibernation.

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Speaker 3: What do I what is my excuse for doing the

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Speaker 3: same thing?

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Speaker 1: But this year Fat Bear Week did not go as

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Speaker 1: plan after two bears decided instead of being adorable, chunky

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Speaker 1: grizzly sharing a fish, they would instead fight each other to.

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Speaker 2: The death, eating so much the.

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Speaker 1: Park's naturalist couldn't do anything as the webcam showed two

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Speaker 1: bears engage in a lengthy and violent fight.

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Speaker 2: In deep water at the river's mouth.

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Speaker 3: Dude, you know there's at least one science class full

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Speaker 3: of young students that were watching there.

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Speaker 1: The clash eventually ended with one bear dragging the other's

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Speaker 1: body ashore. Experts aren't sure why Bear four sixty nine

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Speaker 1: attacked Bear four oh two. At this time of the year,

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Speaker 1: the bears are eating anything and everything that they can

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Speaker 1: each other. Yeah, Bear for sixty nine was quoted as saying, oop,

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Speaker 1: it happens. This next lazer story is out of Cryptopia Island.

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Speaker 1: So what do you get when you combined lower interest

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Speaker 1: rates and a viral baby pygmy hippo Something called Moodang crypto.

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Speaker 3: Currency.

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Speaker 2: Huh.

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Speaker 1: Given the sudden popularity of Moodang, the Thai national treasure

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Speaker 1: whose name roughly translates his bouncy pork, it was only

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Speaker 1: a matter time before someone turned her into a digital asset.

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Speaker 2: Even I want to invest. I love everything about.

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Speaker 1: Mood Well, given the nature of such mean coins, which

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Speaker 1: have zero underlying value in trade purely on vibes, it's

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Speaker 1: no surprise mood deng coin has shot up four hundred

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Speaker 1: percent since it was created less than.

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Speaker 2: Three weeks ago. Yeah, this is a short sell.

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Speaker 1: To be clear, this is an asset about as valuable

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Speaker 1: as beanie babies.

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Speaker 2: Were in the nineties. It's so really valuable.

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Speaker 1: Experts say, no matter how cute, mood deng, coin is

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Speaker 1: not a smart financial play.

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Speaker 2: It's worrying that experts had to even say that.

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Speaker 1: Even if one trader appears to have turned an eight

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Speaker 1: hundred dollars by into three point five million, once he

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Speaker 1: presses the button to sell, the entire coin will be completely.

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Speaker 2: Worthless the majority of the coin.

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Speaker 1: Hey, at least you could say you owned it when

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Speaker 1: it was worth something, and that right there is priceless.

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Speaker 2: That's good advice, literally priceless, because it's worth nothing.

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Speaker 1: This next laser story is out of Halloween headquarters. The

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Speaker 1: chocolate company Ferrero released their twenty twenty four Halloween survey

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Speaker 1: and they're trying to claim the hot new trend is

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Speaker 1: adults celebrating Halloween.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that is like decades old. My parents were celebrating Halloween.

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Speaker 2: No, it's not new at all.

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Speaker 1: They're even trying to get a new term trending adulta weeen.

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Speaker 3: Why is why they're not in charge of Halloween. Reese's

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Speaker 3: obviously is step aside. Okay, you're the you're not the superior.

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Speaker 2: Let's all agree that is dumb. And should never be

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Speaker 2: uttered ever again.

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Speaker 1: Here are some other brand new stats to kick off

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Speaker 1: the spookiest month of the year. Sixty nine percent of

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Speaker 1: adults planned to buy Halloween candy even if they don't.

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Speaker 2: Expect trick or treaters. Yeah, thank you.

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Speaker 1: Sixty seven percent of parents will buy extra candy just

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Speaker 1: in case they need it, then secretly stashed them away

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Speaker 1: for themselves.

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Speaker 3: Dude, I have to hide it from my husband. I'm

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Speaker 3: not even joking over the kid's game. No, really, Like

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Speaker 3: one year, got really mad at me because I thought

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Speaker 3: the top of the fridge was a good hiding place.

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Speaker 3: Apparently that's exactly his viewpoint. I've never seen I've never

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Speaker 3: seen the top of a fridge.

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Speaker 2: In my light, you're like fridge.

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Speaker 1: Fifty eight percent will decorate their house in some way,

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Speaker 1: even if it's just a pumpkin out on the porch

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Speaker 1: this weekend, and forty seven percent of adults said they

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Speaker 1: like to dress up in a costume for their own enjoyment.

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Speaker 2: What are we going to be? We haven't talked about it.

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Speaker 1: Then. Finally, thirty six percent of people planning to dress

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Speaker 1: their pets up this year, which is up four percent

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Speaker 1: from last year.

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Speaker 3: The pets hate it.

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Speaker 2: I know what you're thinking.

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Speaker 1: Has this guy picked out his costume? Yet he has,

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Speaker 1: and he's super excited. For the eleventh year in a row,

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Speaker 1: he's going as the humpback Notre Dame. And that sound

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Speaker 1: means the Laser Stories has come to an end for

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Speaker 1: the day.

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Speaker 2: We'll do it again the same time on Monday, Brooke

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Speaker 2: and Jeffrey in the morning.