Speaker 1: Two Teas in a Pod with Teddy Mellencamp and Camra Judge.
Speaker 2: Welcome to another episode of Two Teas and a Pod
Speaker 2: with myself, Teddy Mellencamp and Tam Ridgage. Hi, Tam, You're
Speaker 2: in your big Bear house. I am.
Speaker 3: We're getting it already. It's about ninety five percent done.
Speaker 3: I was hoping to walk in and everything can be done.
Speaker 3: But we got a few things like missing one, missing cabinet,
Speaker 3: some paining that needs to be done. Just do it. Shit,
Speaker 3: So we have a lot of we have furniture being delivered.
Speaker 2: But I have to say, like it was almost orgasmic
Speaker 2: saying how good your kitchen remodel was already? Like that
Speaker 2: was so fulfilling to watch.
Speaker 3: Oh, I'm going to do a whole like story about
Speaker 3: the whole house because this house was so dated. Like
Speaker 3: I've knocked walls out, I've I'm a pro at stripping
Speaker 3: wallpaper and today you know what I've done so far today? Well,
Speaker 3: hadn't they left? You know, they left everything. We've been
Speaker 3: slowly getting rid of all their furniture. New furniture is
Speaker 3: coming in this week. The pool table they left was oak.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, are you staining it.
Speaker 3: Nope, I just painted it Matt black. Oh yep, So
Speaker 3: I did that today myself, and then I have to
Speaker 3: put a second coat on it. And then I have
Speaker 3: some doors that I'm painting black in the pull table room,
Speaker 3: and just it's just so much to do.
Speaker 2: You're so handy though, like that. That's got to feel
Speaker 2: good too.
Speaker 3: I love I love doing that stuff. I literally can
Speaker 3: start a project and like in the morning and ten
Speaker 3: o'clock at night, I'll be like, oh shit, I haven't
Speaker 3: eaten today.
Speaker 2: Well, I know when you're in Big Bear because you're
Speaker 2: not on the text as much like.
Speaker 3: Because I'm working my ass off.
Speaker 2: We always know when either I'm at a horse show
Speaker 2: or you're in Big Bear because our techs are much less.
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, she must be in Big Bear because she.
Speaker 3: Has I can't wait till it's done so I can
Speaker 3: just come here and enjoy. So Ryan and Ava come
Speaker 3: out on Thursday. My mom, I'm not sure she's supposed to,
Speaker 3: and Sofia, Sophia's at home right now. I'm gonna go
Speaker 3: go home tomorrow, come back on Thursday, bring her and
Speaker 3: the cat. Can't wait for that drive.
Speaker 2: Oh god, I'm like, can't we just give this cat Zana.
Speaker 3: She's like, I will not give my cat any kind
Speaker 3: of drug like that, And I go cats hate cars
Speaker 3: in it.
Speaker 2: No, I was gonna say, it's getting me out. What
Speaker 2: if it does that have to be in a little
Speaker 2: like carrier? Can it be?
Speaker 3: Yes, we put it in a carrier. Sometimes she has
Speaker 3: to take it out put on her lap to calm
Speaker 3: it down. I've tried those things that go like callers
Speaker 3: it with pheromones in it. So Terry Dero tell me, like,
Speaker 3: call your vet. They can give the cat something to
Speaker 3: just calm it down. I'm like it, just give it
Speaker 3: Bannadraw like I used to do you Sofia when I
Speaker 3: put you on the plane. It's like, I will not
Speaker 3: be drugging my cat. That is so horrible.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. The cat life. Well, I have a
Speaker 2: friend that every time our running joke is she has
Speaker 2: this cat. And one time she took it to the
Speaker 2: vet during COVID she didn't have it and like the
Speaker 2: carrier thing when she walked into the vet and then
Speaker 2: they were like, we can't see the cat and she
Speaker 2: had rage. So now anytime something bad happens for any
Speaker 2: of us, and we go a little bit crazy. We're like,
Speaker 2: I was cat carrier mad.
Speaker 3: I was cat cat carrier mad. Yeah, it's that's funny. Yeah,
Speaker 3: we got the cat carrier. We're gonna drive it up here.
Speaker 3: Eddie has to take the dog. Actually, he's staying up
Speaker 3: this week because like the shower doors are being installed
Speaker 3: and furniture's being delivered. And then the fun thing is
Speaker 3: is we have to come home Christmas Day because I
Speaker 3: hope not. Spencer's got to work so he can't come
Speaker 3: up here with everybody. So we're gonna go home Christmas
Speaker 3: Day and then I'm gonna cook a meal and we
Speaker 3: can open up presents there.
Speaker 2: That's perfect, that'll be fine.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but no snow. It's been kind of warm. Yesterday
Speaker 3: we got here, it was like fifty six degrees. Well
Speaker 3: two weeks ago it was thirty nine. I know, well,
Speaker 3: but it's dropping. It's dropping the class I think.
Speaker 2: I was like, I think it's gonna get colder because
Speaker 2: it's supposed to rain in La all week, which is always.
Speaker 2: Here's the thing, this is what I don't understand about kids.
Speaker 2: And I hear a lot of you guys you're probably listening,
Speaker 2: you probably have young kids too. They pretend that they
Speaker 2: want to be chill. Like they're like, Mom, don't sign
Speaker 2: us up for any camps or do anything during this
Speaker 2: holiday break. We want to just chill. And I'm like, okay,
Speaker 2: because these are the days I have to work. They're like,
Speaker 2: we're fine. Cruz comes in this morning at six thirty
Speaker 2: am and he's like, Mom, I am so bored. What
Speaker 2: are we doing, Shay, I'm like, six thirty in the
Speaker 2: freaking morning, bring him over here.
Speaker 3: You know what I was doing at six thirty in
Speaker 3: the morning. I was painting the.
Speaker 2: Door, you know. I just I was like, you can
Speaker 2: come help me. You're a lot. I'm like, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: say that's actually gonna be my new threat. Instead of
Speaker 2: like do you need to take a nap, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: be like, do you want me to send you to
Speaker 2: Tameras to work? Yeah?
Speaker 3: But we did. Eddie just put together the pac Man machine.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well that's pretty good. It's been a pretty
Speaker 2: eventful morning over here. I don't want to bring down anything,
Speaker 2: but I know a lot of people have had some
Speaker 2: questions about my updates since my immune therapy stuff that
Speaker 2: I was on for six weeks. I know Tam already
Speaker 2: knows this because we've been texting it and you've been
Speaker 2: such a great support to me.
Speaker 3: So well, somebody that's gone through it not as bad
Speaker 3: as you. It's it's scary and it's not fun having
Speaker 3: those surgeries.
Speaker 2: Well, I feel really lucky that I can text my
Speaker 2: doctor because it's just like one of those things like
Speaker 2: when you can tell. But this morning I text because
Speaker 2: I was like, all right, I had my last wide
Speaker 2: exist in surgery on last Monday. Why haven't I heard anything,
Speaker 2: you know? And so I texted him this morning. I'm like,
Speaker 2: I was on the treadmill, like in a great mood running.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I am, wait, do you have stitches? Do
Speaker 3: you have stitches right now?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: And you're running and sweating with them.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't really sweat. I don't like even in
Speaker 2: a hot yoga I can barely sweat. I like, okay,
Speaker 2: I'm like that too. I don't know why careful Yeah,
Speaker 2: but he said I can't expect it. But he I said,
Speaker 2: do we have the results back yet? And he said
Speaker 2: can I call you? And I was like, that is
Speaker 2: like as bad as when people text you and they're like,
Speaker 2: do you have a minute, Like I hate hate kind
Speaker 2: of texts. So I was like, I called him. I'm like, Hi,
Speaker 2: what's up. And he's like, well, and I don't want
Speaker 2: to bring this down. You guys, we will get right
Speaker 2: into real house New York Legacy. But I really am
Speaker 2: just sharing because you know, I get it all out
Speaker 2: there and then I don't have to continue talking about it.
Speaker 2: I'm one of those people. Once it's once I say it,
Speaker 2: I just want to kind of move on from it.
Speaker 2: But my immunotherapy that I did for six weeks or
Speaker 2: however freaking long it was, it was pretty terrible. It
Speaker 2: did not work. So there, you know, I have two
Speaker 2: different options to go from here. I really thought the
Speaker 2: medication was working because it did such a number on me.
Speaker 2: I was like, this shit better have worked because I
Speaker 2: feel shitty. I you know, like lost weight, I lost
Speaker 2: my appetite, I felt yucky. I didn't have any energy.
Speaker 2: And then now that I'm off the medication, I feel
Speaker 2: so much better. I was like, you know what, and
Speaker 2: this worked, like I can feel it. I now I
Speaker 2: don't trust my instincts because I was like, I can
Speaker 2: feel that I'm going to be better.
Speaker 3: There's nothing wrong with having positive thoughts going through something
Speaker 3: like this.
Speaker 2: But I was wrong. It's still there, and I have
Speaker 2: two options. I can either have the skin graph surgery,
Speaker 2: which is where they go in and they take a
Speaker 2: big portion of my abdomen and put it onto my
Speaker 2: arm and it's essentially like six weeks of having to
Speaker 2: do pretty much nothing because you don't like a skin
Speaker 2: graft can get super infected.
Speaker 3: And he was like Teddy, just knowing it's kind of
Speaker 3: the last result to do a scinraf. I mean, it's
Speaker 3: such a big surgery that tried to do whatever you
Speaker 3: can until you go that way, it sounds like.
Speaker 2: So I said, okay, well, what's the other option, and
Speaker 2: he was like, listen, I know it's daunting for you
Speaker 2: and you don't like going under anesthesia and you don't
Speaker 2: want to do it like repeatedly because the last couple
Speaker 2: of little excisions I've done in his office, but this
Speaker 2: one is so big that he's like, Okay, now you're
Speaker 2: going to have to go into the hospital and we will.
Speaker 2: I'll come in this time with a plastic surgeon. I'm like,
Speaker 2: why do I need a plastic surgeon. I don't care
Speaker 2: about the scars, And he's like, no, I have another
Speaker 2: you know, answer doctor and the plastic surgeon, because we
Speaker 2: just want to try and dig as much out as
Speaker 2: we possibly can do another surgery. I'm doing it the
Speaker 2: day after Christmas.
Speaker 3: Really, I'm surprised he's working.
Speaker 2: Well, the fact that he wanted to book it so quickly.
Speaker 2: He was asking me what my availability was this week,
Speaker 2: and I.
Speaker 3: Was like, hey, can we get in today? That's always scary.
Speaker 2: I was like, I actually would prefer to do right after,
Speaker 2: Like I want to not feel yucky during Christmas.
Speaker 3: For Christmas, and your dad's going to be in town, right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my dad's going to be in town, which actually
Speaker 2: works all right. I just talked to him and he's like,
Speaker 2: he's like, I'll take the kids with me because he
Speaker 2: stays at this fun hotel. He's like, I'll take the
Speaker 2: kids with me on the twenty six. You can go
Speaker 2: in and we can go with you. Like, don't worry
Speaker 2: about it. So that's it. That's the update. Yes, it's annoying,
Speaker 2: but you know, there are worse things, and I'm just
Speaker 2: grateful that I have really good doctors and really good friends.
Speaker 2: And you, Tam, did you.
Speaker 3: Have big plans for New Year's Eve?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: No, I never do. No, I haven't in years.
Speaker 2: I had enough big plans at the eighties prom party
Speaker 2: that I need for the rest of my life.
Speaker 3: Like that night I thought you were supposed to wear
Speaker 3: a prom dress.
Speaker 2: I did wear a prom dress that was a hooker.
Speaker 3: Prom dresses had big, puffy sleeves, and.
Speaker 2: No mine went up like this. Here's the thing. Everybody
Speaker 2: did their own take on it. Like one person came
Speaker 2: and she was like like super formal eighties prom with
Speaker 2: like the big pearl Like there was so many different looks,
Speaker 2: but it was karaoke. It was raging. Then we even
Speaker 2: went to a club afterwards. Do you know how long
Speaker 2: it's been since I've gone to a club Like.
Speaker 3: That sounds like a gigantic hangover.
Speaker 2: Well, luckily yesterday the hangover hadn't even hit me yet
Speaker 2: because it was like probably I was still drunk if
Speaker 2: I'm being honest, But today I'm feeling a lot speakd.
Speaker 3: You know what I've been doing at holiday parties not drinking,
Speaker 3: I know, not drinking.
Speaker 2: But I have to say it was kind of me
Speaker 2: and like had fun, Like we did all the things
Speaker 2: once in a while. That's fun once in a while.
Speaker 2: But now I feel like that that counts as New
Speaker 2: Year's Eve, and now I can just have fun with
Speaker 2: the kids do like we're going to light shows doing
Speaker 2: all that kind of stuff. We'll have snow here and that.
Speaker 2: That's pretty much it. I saw Mean Girls last night.
Speaker 2: You guys got to go see it when it comes out. Yes,
Speaker 2: my name is Marchinhod. It's the best hysic.
Speaker 3: I want to see Willy Wonka too.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, is that out yet or on Christmas.
Speaker 3: Sophia went with her girlfriends two nights ago. She said
Speaker 3: it was really good. Okay, wow, I want to go
Speaker 3: see that.
Speaker 2: Before that, we needed to watch Real Housewives of New
Speaker 2: York Legacy and just kind.
Speaker 3: Of like watching Willy Wonka.
Speaker 2: It really was I mean and mean Girls at well.
Speaker 2: I have my mean Girl sweatshirt on right now, my
Speaker 2: mean Girl swag. I was like, what can I wear?
Speaker 2: I don't have to put a bra on, and you
Speaker 2: have your Bravo Con Sravo Con.
Speaker 3: I have limited wardrobe here in Big Bear. It's a
Speaker 3: lot of sweats hoodies, flannels, and beanies. Yeah, so that's
Speaker 3: my look.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm out of my house where I have tons
Speaker 2: of options, but didn't want to wear any of them.
Speaker 2: Just wanted to be cozy and not wear a bra.
Speaker 3: Now we are going we are staying, well, we're going
Speaker 3: to come back for New Year's Eve and we have
Speaker 3: some friends that are coming to stay with us. What
Speaker 3: do you think I should wear for New Year's Eve?
Speaker 3: I don't even know where we're going?
Speaker 2: Is it out or in? Are you guys going to
Speaker 2: like doing like an inn house neo ze eve? Are
Speaker 2: you going to go out in Big Bear?
Speaker 3: Probably like a we might go out, but maybe like
Speaker 3: to a nice dinner or something like that. There's a
Speaker 3: there's a restaurant, a nice restaurant on the lake well
Speaker 3: that we went to.
Speaker 2: I can tell you this time. My nanny, her name's Ryan.
Speaker 2: She was like, hey, I have a question. Do you
Speaker 2: have I'm going to a party. This was before the weekend.
Speaker 2: She's like, I'm going to party and I'm just wear
Speaker 2: a ski fit. And I'm like, what, excuse excuse me?
Speaker 2: I don't know what this means. And she's like, it's
Speaker 2: on a rooftop, it's a ski fit. And I'm like,
Speaker 2: I'm forty two years old. I don't know what this
Speaker 2: lingo means? Can we And she like, show.
Speaker 3: What's a ski fit?
Speaker 2: Ski fit means like like it's like puffy, like puffy jacket,
Speaker 2: but like hot dress underneath, and like cute boots, like
Speaker 2: fuzzy boot. So she's like, do you have any clothes
Speaker 2: that me and my roommate.
Speaker 3: Oh, so I need a ski fit?
Speaker 2: You need a ski fit. Well, it's not happening, Listen.
Speaker 2: My our generation is definitely showing because we didn't know
Speaker 2: what ski fat ski fit meant. But here's the thing,
Speaker 2: this is what I'm here to tell you. Tam, I
Speaker 2: had the appropriate clothing for her to have a ski fit.
Speaker 2: You did? What was it?
Speaker 3: Tell me what it is?
Speaker 2: It was really cute. It was like a bright blue
Speaker 2: puffer and then I had like this like kind of
Speaker 2: leather ones type thing, and then these furry boots that
Speaker 2: kind of match the puffer. And she sent me pictures
Speaker 2: and I was like.
Speaker 3: You have blue furry boots.
Speaker 2: I do only because the last time I went skiing
Speaker 2: with Kyle, I'm such a bad skier that I was
Speaker 2: in as no look good no. But I had to
Speaker 2: quit skiing before everybody else because they started going downhills
Speaker 2: that were too big and my boots were locked into
Speaker 2: a locker, and so I was waiting down at the
Speaker 2: bottom like a prey ski where like everyone has a
Speaker 2: beverage or hangs out or does whatever. So I was
Speaker 2: down at the ski lodge and I had I turned
Speaker 2: in my skis, and I had no shoes because I
Speaker 2: had a shared locker with everybody else and nobody was
Speaker 2: checking their phones. So the only shoes that I could
Speaker 2: purchase in this particular area were these bright.
Speaker 3: Blue furry Are they furry?
Speaker 2: I mean it's it's not real fur, as Kristin Takman
Speaker 2: said you because.
Speaker 3: That would be expensive and you wouldn't.
Speaker 2: But it was cute and who getting onto the show now?
Speaker 2: The first thing I want to say is Kristen's first
Speaker 2: quote that she said to all the ladies, the show
Speaker 2: doesn't exist anymore. Get a new job, ladies. I know, Okay,
Speaker 2: I never watched Kristen on Real Housewives of New York,
Speaker 2: so I have nothing to base this on except what
Speaker 2: I'm currently watching. And I kind of appreciate it because
Speaker 2: I'm getting I'm like able to just like watch them
Speaker 2: all as is. I did watch Scary Island like Deorinda did,
Speaker 2: so I at least know a little Baster and Kelly
Speaker 2: bin Simone before my interview I did with her, which
Speaker 2: you guys should go back and listen to, because now
Speaker 2: I wish I could have asked her more questions because
Speaker 2: because you know, more she said and to teas in
Speaker 2: a pod, don't you one hundred percent add up? Now?
Speaker 3: Like what do you remember?
Speaker 2: No, she just kind of put all the like anything
Speaker 2: that she said was like kind of on everybody else.
Speaker 2: And it seems, as I'm watching back like she was
Speaker 2: stirring at a pretty good amount herself.
Speaker 3: Yeah, for sure, But Derenda's still Drenda, still holding on
Speaker 3: to the fact that she was on pause.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Derenda. Kelly, Kristin, Luyne, Ramona, and Sonia are heading
Speaker 2: to Saint Barts. Sonia wants to make sure that Kelly
Speaker 2: feels comfortable so she doesn't go off the deep end.
Speaker 2: Kelly's in a different place than she was when she
Speaker 2: started on Real Housewives of New York and Kristin is
Speaker 2: now living in LA If you were Kristin and Kelly,
Speaker 2: what would be your plan for entering this trip with
Speaker 2: four of the other women going in Balls the wall,
Speaker 2: which you know me, Yeah, balls to the wall and
Speaker 2: I Sis to the wall.
Speaker 3: I mean, I know Kristin. I've spent some time with her.
Speaker 3: She's just so sweet. She's just the sweetest, kindest, just lovely. Kelly.
Speaker 3: I don't know that while I met her at Bravocan
Speaker 3: and that was just super brief. But Kelly, she's a shitster.
Speaker 2: I think that Kelly also has and I mean she
Speaker 2: says a little bit of this to Derinda, but she's
Speaker 2: has this air about her and things that she says,
Speaker 2: which I've got to say this first. I end up
Speaker 2: loving Legacy once we got to the second and the
Speaker 2: third episode. But the first episode, the egos were coming
Speaker 2: in hot and I wasn't loving it.
Speaker 3: Like I was like, why New York is known for
Speaker 3: that the New York girls have big egos, but like
Speaker 3: they really do.
Speaker 2: They all wanted to like put each other in this
Speaker 2: like pecking order and their place. And I agreed with
Speaker 2: kristin the fact that, like we all got this phone call,
Speaker 2: but I also need to know what gold and juice
Speaker 2: Luanna's drinking to still look this good. I mean, she
Speaker 2: looks incredible. I know, I don't get.
Speaker 3: I know, and it's not like she's it's not like
Speaker 3: she's pumped up with filler and all that stuff. She
Speaker 3: just looks good. She looks better almost.
Speaker 2: I know, she looks natural. She looks stunning. I as
Speaker 2: I'm watching her, it just looks like effortless. She's just
Speaker 2: I don't know, I'm loving.
Speaker 3: Can we talk about the room situation? Yes, I can't
Speaker 3: remember how did they pick who got what room?
Speaker 2: They picked numbers or they picked numbers. But but you know,
Speaker 2: first Kristen asked the woman how it feels to all
Speaker 2: be back to roll.
Speaker 3: They rolled dice, They rolled dice, dice, and then the number.
Speaker 2: But then it didn't work out anyway because then once
Speaker 2: they realized that to share rooms.
Speaker 3: Things, one person had to share a room, one person
Speaker 3: had to share a room. Derenda, Oh no, I don't
Speaker 3: share room.
Speaker 2: I don't share rooms. But then Dernda went into like
Speaker 2: the Madhouse of Like, I have to say, I couldn't
Speaker 2: have handled that either, all the white doors, trying to pay,
Speaker 2: all the where to go. It is. It does look
Speaker 2: like when you go to those like experiences with your
Speaker 2: kids that are like these play places, and you go
Speaker 2: in and it's just like a fun house.
Speaker 3: Now do you yeah? Exactly? Now, Kelly, do you think
Speaker 3: she's the same person she on legacy as she was
Speaker 3: when you watch Scary Island. Yeah, I yeah, I think
Speaker 3: she's evolved at all. Although she is saying she's selling
Speaker 3: hundred million dollar houses.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm not gonna listen. I'm never going to pooh
Speaker 2: poo on somebody else's success. But it's an easy search
Speaker 2: on the world Wide Web to see what the last
Speaker 2: house she sold was and the amount. Just like when
Speaker 2: I or I went did the extra thing. I googled
Speaker 2: all the selling Sunset gals to see like how active
Speaker 2: they are in the market because I wanted to actually
Speaker 2: because I don't watch that show, and I was curious
Speaker 2: because I know on Million Dollar Listing those that show
Speaker 2: it was like really legit in the way that it
Speaker 2: does sell. Yeah, they all sell homes. But I was like, hmm,
Speaker 2: but you guys do your own research and then let
Speaker 2: me know what you think.
Speaker 3: I don't have access to New York MLS, or I
Speaker 3: would look, Oh.
Speaker 2: You don't have access.
Speaker 3: You have to be a member of that board.
Speaker 2: Okay, well you guys someone on that board, go ahead
Speaker 2: and give it a little looksie. But Kristin asked, let
Speaker 2: us know, let us know. Kristin asked the woman how
Speaker 2: it feels to all be back together. Ramona says that
Speaker 2: they have been together except for Sonya. She says, when
Speaker 2: you stop filming with us, you dump us. Ramona says,
Speaker 2: Sonia never answers calls or texts. Do you have a
Speaker 2: similar person from your cast that stops communicating once filming.
Speaker 3: Ins Well, I think that there is definitely people on
Speaker 3: the cast that you're not as close with and you
Speaker 3: don't really communicate with them. Right now, I'm pretty strong
Speaker 3: with most of the people on the cast, but like,
Speaker 3: for instance, like Gina and I, you know, she's a
Speaker 3: mom of six now, six very small kids, so she's
Speaker 3: very busy, so you very rarely see her out with
Speaker 3: any cast members or you know, she's just busy and.
Speaker 2: Being at different stages of your life. Also, effect, yeah,
Speaker 2: is a big thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, But yeah, I throughout the how many many years
Speaker 3: I've been on the show, there's definitely been people that
Speaker 3: when we stop filming, you just don't really talk to
Speaker 3: them that much. Yeah, it's not uncommon.
Speaker 2: And also you can kind of tell that Sonya is
Speaker 2: a little bit like Sonya. It's like mid conversation, she's like,
Speaker 2: I've got a cameo to film, which By the way,
Speaker 2: all of this Cameo talk on this show has made
Speaker 2: Cameo has been reaching out to me a million times
Speaker 2: throughout the years, Like listen, twenty thousand dollars a month
Speaker 2: is nothing to sneeze at, Like.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm not making twenty thousand dollars a month.
Speaker 2: Well how much are you making? I don't know it all.
Speaker 2: It's how much do you charge? Because this was also
Speaker 2: a top two hundred dollars. Oh well they said it
Speaker 2: you charge ninety nine, not Cammeo.
Speaker 3: Then you're busy all day long doing cameos.
Speaker 2: Right, But here's the thing, Well, did you also know
Speaker 2: they added a filter to Cameo because I didn't until
Speaker 2: I saw that on this shit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not really a filter. It's not like subtle. No,
Speaker 3: it's not like subtle. It's just kind of blurry. It's
Speaker 3: one of those blurry filters. It's like, no different than
Speaker 3: zoom filter.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, Like it's just I don't even know
Speaker 2: how to do that. I have.
Speaker 3: I mean it's better and I you know, each of
Speaker 3: us have like a rep from Cameo that we can
Speaker 3: talk to and communicate with. And I had told her
Speaker 3: last year. I said, you know what the problem is
Speaker 3: is like, you know, if we're not filming, most of
Speaker 3: us look like dog shit, you know, and like the
Speaker 3: way we show up to the pod, yes, and to
Speaker 3: put do a cameo for somebody and the cameras is
Speaker 3: close to your face. It's like, oh god, I gotta
Speaker 3: put makeup on. I god do this, and then they'd
Speaker 3: post it. People post it, and it's like if you
Speaker 3: just have like a subtle filter would be nice. And
Speaker 3: there she told me. She was, yeah, we're working on it,
Speaker 3: so they got one. It's not great, but it's not
Speaker 3: whatever it is, what.
Speaker 2: It is either way, I'm considering it.
Speaker 3: I was winey nine dollars forever.
Speaker 2: Then you got hired back and you up to two
Speaker 2: hundred just to no, I just.
Speaker 3: Recently update it because you go and look at other
Speaker 3: you know, other housewives.
Speaker 2: Are what are the fire and housewives normally go for
Speaker 2: like what should I put my price for fifty bucks
Speaker 2: off camera?
Speaker 3: I'm not doing it for fifty bucks, okay, thirty.
Speaker 2: Oh my god? Okay?
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I love Sonya's her honesty. She's like, I'm
Speaker 3: ass the twenty three episodes in the paycheck.
Speaker 2: Yeah, No, I do like that there's a lot of
Speaker 2: breaking the fourth wall, but Ramona's attempts to try to
Speaker 2: be kind of nice to the women and the staff
Speaker 2: was painful and I'm grateful that it only lasted one
Speaker 2: point five seconds because it felt like complete bullshit.
Speaker 3: Wait, who brought all the gifts? Was it Kelly? Kelly
Speaker 3: brought all the gifts and them all over? Did we
Speaker 3: ever figure out if they were sponsored gifts or just gifts?
Speaker 3: Like I think just nice?
Speaker 2: I think they were just what I'm gathering is it
Speaker 2: was like a group of her favorite things. I don't know,
Speaker 2: I don't know who called.
Speaker 3: Well, that was really nice. I brought gifts, but I
Speaker 3: didn't do it on Do I do it on camera?
Speaker 3: I can't remember. I gave little bags of my CBD
Speaker 3: products all that, and I gave a little then I
Speaker 3: gave a little like Hangover rescue kits.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's different. That's your product. If here's the
Speaker 2: thing or here, I'm okay with either of these two options.
Speaker 2: One Kelly's just trying to be nice and wants to
Speaker 2: give everybody a care package. Some people do that. I'm
Speaker 2: not that type. Like I have a friend that every
Speaker 2: time I go stay at her house, I go into
Speaker 2: the bathroom and there's like a full care kit, like
Speaker 2: self care things. None of it she's getting paid to
Speaker 2: do for me.
Speaker 3: Like that's just she's just nice, just like.
Speaker 2: A nice host. But also is Kelly hosting this trip.
Speaker 2: I'm here to tell you I want to bring shit.
Speaker 3: Well I did, just to be nice, and it cracked
Speaker 3: me up. I love you, Drenda, but you complained about
Speaker 3: about shipping Kelly's big gift of products when she did
Speaker 3: the same thing. When we got to our room, we
Speaker 3: had a big giant basket and it was filled with
Speaker 3: her book and her bourbon, and cupcakes and pajamas like
Speaker 3: a big giant basket, skincare, just all kinds of stuff.
Speaker 3: We had to get boxes and put it in a
Speaker 3: big box and ship at home. So she's complained about
Speaker 3: the very same thing we did an Ultimate Girl's trip
Speaker 3: too well.
Speaker 2: I also just need to say one thing in regards
Speaker 2: to all of this pause conversation. I love Dorinda, but
Speaker 2: somebody needs to tell her that VCR no longer exists.
Speaker 2: It's eating the tape the buttons. Why did she say
Speaker 2: because there isn't pause anymore? Oh pause on the VCR.
Speaker 2: I guess there is no pot Like, what do you
Speaker 2: mean pause? If you're watching something on peacock you stop,
Speaker 2: there's no paw.
Speaker 3: And pause, there's no pause. I think what it was
Speaker 3: is like Andy told her that, and I think it's
Speaker 3: one of those things where you know when someone's trying
Speaker 3: to calm you down and try to make the blow
Speaker 3: less than what it is, and like, you know what,
Speaker 3: you know maybe in the future, Teddy, you know you're
Speaker 3: gonna come back. You know, I just know you're gonna
Speaker 3: come back. And then when she was put when he
Speaker 3: said the word pause, she kind of just really held
Speaker 3: on to that.
Speaker 2: But then I felt like she tried to make everybody
Speaker 2: else feel a little bit like dog crap because of
Speaker 2: their circumstance within the show. You were fired, you were
Speaker 2: fired and blah blah blah, and you have nothing and yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't know. But then Kelly tells Dereinda that people
Speaker 2: told her to be careful with Derenda because she will
Speaker 2: be mean to you. Derenda questions who the people are
Speaker 2: and says, it's almost flattering to have that much power.
Speaker 2: Why why do we even think Kelly mentioned this portion
Speaker 2: to Dereinda and who's.
Speaker 3: Well because Deirenda has a way of going off, like
Speaker 3: she like the you know, they did a little flashback
Speaker 3: of me on the show, that lovely scene where she
Speaker 3: started yelling at me about eating something in my room
Speaker 3: when she had full blown cupcakes in our and and
Speaker 3: just kind of went for it. Now, I don't know
Speaker 3: if that was for TV purposes or what, because it
Speaker 3: just to me, I'm like, this does not make any sense.
Speaker 3: You put cupcakes in our room, We're not allowed to eat.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it just maybe a way of you know,
Speaker 2: getting that power, but that Dorenda says Kelly's divorce has
Speaker 2: made a huge difference on the show. Kelly says the
Speaker 2: last time she was on TV, she was in a
Speaker 2: really bad place. Kelly tells Dereinda about her insecurities and
Speaker 2: then Derenda's like, I really appreciate your vulnerability and I
Speaker 2: already feel closer to you. I'm sorry this entire scene
Speaker 2: felt inauthentic to me. Next question, who do you think
Speaker 2: bone the pirate? Do you think both of them boned
Speaker 2: the pirate or just Sonya? Because Luyanne tells the women
Speaker 2: about the pirate. She said she invited him back to
Speaker 2: the house and everyone found out, but I don't know.
Speaker 2: I would beg go, that's a pirate, wondered more than
Speaker 2: one housewife.
Speaker 3: Well, if we go back to Crappy Lake, Sonya is
Speaker 3: the one that got boned.
Speaker 2: And when they did do the flashback about the sharing
Speaker 2: seaman comment, Luanne didn't actually say that. She just kind
Speaker 2: of was like, ah, it's like when you and I
Speaker 2: talk about sex.
Speaker 3: I mean, of course, she said, with the pirate, who
Speaker 3: is she fooling? It's like just own it. I think
Speaker 3: they both did, but who cares.
Speaker 2: Listen, the pirate was kind of hot. The pirate was
Speaker 2: hotter than the dudes that were brought in this time
Speaker 2: that honestly were children. It looked like.
Speaker 3: How many guys have Sonya and Luanne slept with same guy?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I mean they're seeing a women. They can do whatever
Speaker 3: they want to.
Speaker 2: Do whatever they want. But who do we think if
Speaker 2: you had to pick between Sonya and lu Anne, who
Speaker 2: would do you think you'd have more fun.
Speaker 3: With Sonya or Louyne. I'm gonna say Sonya because she's
Speaker 3: kind of wild and Luanne's a little bit more reserved.
Speaker 3: But I think I would have fun with both of them.
Speaker 3: But Sonya would take it to the next level, Sonya.
Speaker 2: I feel like Sonya would get me into a lot
Speaker 2: of trouble. But her flirting kills me. It kills me.
Speaker 2: It is so over the top.
Speaker 3: But she's just so blunting in their face. And then
Speaker 3: Luanne's like, hi, darling.
Speaker 2: Luyanne is like.
Speaker 3: Would you like me to make you some eggs? Puffs?
Speaker 2: Atone also, but they're.
Speaker 3: Like they're scrambled eggs.
Speaker 2: Get over it, Oh my gosh. And then Kristin is
Speaker 2: still confused why Dernda is so mad about the somatics
Speaker 2: of Pause Slash Fired, And Kelly says Kristin has been
Speaker 2: watching all the past episodes and knows everything about their
Speaker 2: seasons like a fan.
Speaker 3: Okay, I didn't really like that. Just because she's knowledgeable
Speaker 3: about watching the show. She hasn't been on them for years,
Speaker 3: so maybe she is a fan. That's great. She loves Bravo,
Speaker 3: she loves she loved their show, so she should be
Speaker 3: happy about it instead of And it's not like Kelly.
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know, maybe I'm wrong, but how
Speaker 2: many seasons was Kelly on? It would be like, not
Speaker 2: that many. It's not like she's on thirteen years and
Speaker 2: she's in a place to be like, oh I am.
Speaker 3: But my question would have been to her, well, what's
Speaker 3: wrong with watching Bravo?
Speaker 2: Yeah? And also Chris, and also, if you've.
Speaker 3: Been on the show for eight years, wouldn't you want
Speaker 3: to do your own research?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Well do you? I mean don't. I don't fault
Speaker 2: Kristen for watching. Kelly was on three seasons and I
Speaker 2: think Kristin was on two, right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, but they haven't been on in like eight
Speaker 3: years or something like that. So if you've been on
Speaker 3: in eight years, like, wouldn't you want to do some
Speaker 3: research as well prior to got up on the show?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Ye know what you're wanting.
Speaker 3: That's so it's called being smartest, and it's being smart.
Speaker 2: I did not do any research prior to going into
Speaker 2: Beverly Hills, and I probably should have.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I kind of feel that Kelly's just trying
Speaker 3: to pick a fight to be relevant at this point.
Speaker 2: But I do have to give a shout out to
Speaker 2: my soul sister, Kristin Kuric, because she put on, she
Speaker 2: put in the work for this. She she dug up
Speaker 2: all the delicious crumbs and I'm loving her for it.
Speaker 3: She did, and I think that Kelly's just pissed off
Speaker 3: because she didn't have any information.
Speaker 2: I think that Kelly so pissed off because even if
Speaker 2: she had all the information, she couldn't convey it properly.
Speaker 2: But either way, we are onto episode two already we are.
Speaker 2: But episode one was a lot of them yelling over
Speaker 2: each other, trying to insert dominance on who's who's like
Speaker 2: has the biggest penis. Dorenda says that Sonia called her
Speaker 2: up looking for a place to stay and offered her
Speaker 2: the spare bedroom in her apartment. Derenda came back and
Speaker 2: Sonia's staff said she couldn't come in because she was
Speaker 2: sleeping in her room, so trying to stay on the couch.
Speaker 2: Then Sonia says Bethany is her good friend, and Luanne
Speaker 2: questions it. Sonia responds saying she talks to Bethany more
Speaker 2: than lu Ayne. This completely triggers Luyne.
Speaker 3: Well that shocked me.
Speaker 2: Well, the women say, how hurtful it is that they're
Speaker 2: a conversation about Sonia communicating with them as friends and
Speaker 2: the fact that now she's saying she talks to Bethany
Speaker 2: the most.
Speaker 3: I don't see Bethany texting Sonya unless Bethany wants tea
Speaker 3: or dirt or needs something. I think she kind of
Speaker 3: knows that Sonya has a big mouth.
Speaker 2: I know that we're backtracking, but we do need to
Speaker 2: discuss this quote because I don't one hundred percent understand it.
Speaker 2: The quote is the eagles don't fly with pigeons. Okay,
Speaker 2: so get your breadcrumbs and talk to you tomorrow. What
Speaker 2: does that mean?
Speaker 3: Well, I think you lost me with the bread crumbs, Derenda.
Speaker 2: Well, no, the problems I get, like they know I
Speaker 2: don't get that part. Oh, she's saying that pigeons are
Speaker 2: less important than eagles.
Speaker 3: Clearly they are. Our pigeons are like the shit of birds.
Speaker 2: Right, But Kristen's the pigeon and she's the eagle in
Speaker 2: this scenario.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think that's what she's trying to say.
Speaker 2: But could she just say it like, I My shit
Speaker 2: don't stink in yours? Does Kristin? Like, let's make it
Speaker 2: easier comparisons. But then Sonia gets emotional as this conversation happens,
Speaker 2: and she says she chose, she chooses her private time
Speaker 2: with her true friends, and Luyanne says she set her off.
Speaker 2: And this made her feel like shit. And then Luyanne
Speaker 2: does a quote about wanting them to open all the gifts.
Speaker 2: Oh no, my eggs are la are getting cold and truly,
Speaker 2: somebody says something funny about like but you realize she's.
Speaker 3: Been talking about these eggs for ten years.
Speaker 2: When Sonia goes, my, yeah, my mom makes these eggs
Speaker 2: every year and she's never been to France, I was like,
Speaker 2: oh my god. But what I do know is that
Speaker 2: Bethany's ego grew three sizes by this episode by being mentioned.
Speaker 2: She's like, she's like the Grinch.
Speaker 3: It's like, I just I find it hard to believe
Speaker 3: that they communicate, but whatever.
Speaker 2: I bet they do text. Then Sonia, I'm never gonna
Speaker 2: be able to get this right, so everybody listening just
Speaker 2: let me say it wrong. Sonia also didn't know how
Speaker 2: to say Juliette's name, which is not Juliette, which she
Speaker 2: thought it was Juliete vegetables, but it's actually.
Speaker 3: Well, we clearly they clearly all know that Ramona doesn't
Speaker 3: get anybody's name right. And I think we can take
Speaker 3: that back to you. When we had Ramona on the podcast, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Had zero idea what my name was, couldn't learn it throughout.
Speaker 2: But Sonia then says she asked Kelly what triggered her
Speaker 2: at Scary the Island between her and Bethany. Kelly says
Speaker 2: Bethany went after her so she could be a victim
Speaker 2: and call her crazy. She said Bethany wanted to take
Speaker 2: her down as a socialite. I didn't watch that entire season,
Speaker 2: but I never got this like big perception of like
Speaker 2: Kelly being this huge, so I didn't.
Speaker 3: I did watch it, and I don't remember that as well.
Speaker 2: I mean, I really do you think the ladies are
Speaker 2: trying to get Kelly to admit something that she hasn't
Speaker 2: about Scary Island that we don't know? I don't know.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to remember. I remember her freak out and
Speaker 3: Scary Island, and I remember Bethany yelling at her, but
Speaker 3: quite honestly, it was so long ago I don't remember.
Speaker 3: I wish they would have shown a little a little
Speaker 3: more of a flashback.
Speaker 2: Well, I recently watched it, and I still don't know
Speaker 2: you did. But I do know that we've all seen
Speaker 2: Bethany's TJ Max tiktoks, and that's some real scary shit. Too.
Speaker 3: So yeah, but if I'm not mistaken, I do remember
Speaker 3: Bethany Kelly going after Bethany first It's Scary Island.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well she said something along the lines like you're
Speaker 2: not a real chef or something something along they were
Speaker 2: both and.
Speaker 3: Then oh, do you remember the feud with them? I'm
Speaker 3: up here, you're down here. Okay, So I'll tell you
Speaker 3: so Kelly sat down with Bethany in New York, you know,
Speaker 3: when they were filming the show, and Kelly's like, I'm
Speaker 3: up here, you're down there, like she was so much
Speaker 3: better than her, which I mean, Kelly's really never taken
Speaker 3: ownership of her partner Scary Island. Ever, I don't think
Speaker 3: she's always playing the girls playing production. Yeah, made her
Speaker 3: go on the trip to me.
Speaker 2: It's there's a hard time connecting. But then Luyanne asked
Speaker 2: about Ramona's dating life. Ramona says she has whatever she wants,
Speaker 2: and she uses she may have a boyfriend. She says
Speaker 2: she wants to protect it from being distorted in the
Speaker 2: public eye, and then leu Aanne, regarding Luyanne, says another
Speaker 2: good quote when she talks about Ramona's story about the
Speaker 2: man who asked for her wallet to put gas in
Speaker 2: the car, and Luanne Goes, I would have asked him
Speaker 2: to buy me a pack of cigarettes and taken off.
Speaker 3: Just away with words. I'm actually happy that Ramona found
Speaker 3: a man who wants nothing to do with show business.
Speaker 2: Well that's good for him because he will have nothing
Speaker 2: to do with show business because, according to Arthur Roses,
Speaker 2: she invited herself to that premiere.
Speaker 3: Okay, so there's been Yes, yes, I heard that I first,
Speaker 3: I read it, but I'm not gonna lie. I heard
Speaker 3: it first, but I didn't want to repeat it.
Speaker 2: Well, now it's already out there. It's out there now, and.
Speaker 3: I think she did give them a warning that she
Speaker 3: was going to show up, even though she wasn't invited.
Speaker 2: But the part that I was actually curious about was
Speaker 2: all of the women were willing to take a photo
Speaker 2: with her, So if you.
Speaker 3: Will, yeah, I mean it's they've known her for years.
Speaker 3: Just screwed up bad.
Speaker 2: She screwed up bad. But but Bravo. Also, she was
Speaker 2: included in the video brom being there, So even if
Speaker 2: she did invite herself, she was still shown at that
Speaker 2: premiere party. But then they play a game at dinner,
Speaker 2: which we all know how freaking games go. And Derenda's
Speaker 2: question is who has changed the most. Derenda says Kristen, yeah,
Speaker 2: and then Sonya and R Jackson says Kristen husband was
Speaker 2: on Dolly Madison and it's a hookup site for married men,
Speaker 2: which is actually called Ashley Madison.
Speaker 3: Ashley Madison.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I know that Kristin was super worried about this being
Speaker 3: resurfaced going on to this show, and I would too,
Speaker 3: because it's like they're gonna go after my marriage. That
Speaker 3: was a big thing that happened. She denies it. She
Speaker 3: said that he did not hook up with anybody.
Speaker 2: But listen, and I'm not saying that Kristen's husband cheated
Speaker 2: on her. I don't want to imply that I do
Speaker 2: not know, but there are plenty of places you can
Speaker 2: be social with other human beings on social media platforms
Speaker 2: I don't know, Twitter, Instagram, that aren't sites designated to
Speaker 2: cheating on your wife or husband.
Speaker 3: You know, well, this website is for married men looking
Speaker 3: for affairs.
Speaker 2: But this is the other crazy thing. I started researching
Speaker 2: on Ashley Madison and apparently all of these men that
Speaker 2: thought they were talking to women were actually talking to robots.
Speaker 2: I don't know if this is true, but that might
Speaker 2: an allegend rumor well.
Speaker 3: The good thing is is that eight years later they
Speaker 3: are still married. I mean, Kristin as far as changing,
Speaker 3: I think she changed for better. She is definitely more
Speaker 3: outspoken than she was on the show way back when.
Speaker 2: I just wish. I mean, she ends up we end
Speaker 2: up getting into this the third episode when she actually
Speaker 2: opens up about all the therapy and the things that
Speaker 2: she's done to help fix the fracture in her marriage.
Speaker 2: But she in this first conversation, I don't know if
Speaker 2: it just wasn't shown, it looks like she just tries
Speaker 2: to dodge the entire thing, which is why I think
Speaker 2: the women were like, we can keep going with this.
Speaker 2: I think if she would have really said, like, yeah,
Speaker 2: we went through really hard stuff. I don't want to
Speaker 2: talk about it. It broke my heart, but we've been
Speaker 2: in therapy and we decided to move through it. I
Speaker 2: think at that point there's nothing you can't push back
Speaker 2: against that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's nothing else to say. Was it this episode
Speaker 3: or last episode or the episode to come where somebody
Speaker 3: said you're not Andy Cohen?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: And she goes then in her interview, she goes Kristen
Speaker 3: from Calabasas would like to.
Speaker 2: Know, Oh that was good, or when she's like, and
Speaker 2: oh Andy's coming, He's gonna be here. Oh it was Kelly.
Speaker 3: That might be an episode three. Yeah, I cracked up
Speaker 3: at that.
Speaker 2: But then at the end of episode two, Ramona, this
Speaker 2: is so hilarious to me that Ramona's male friends arrive
Speaker 2: and Luanne says, as cute as they are, it feels
Speaker 2: like they are in a room with my son's friends
Speaker 2: and they were all young. Well, the next episode they
Speaker 2: work at the restaurant. I like their Ramona doesn't know them.
Speaker 2: It's not like in the First Girls Trip when the
Speaker 2: guy that Ramona had a crush on and his friends
Speaker 2: came over. Like these were just like dudes that lived
Speaker 2: in the Bahamas that were like, all right, I'll be
Speaker 2: on television for a couple of minutes. I feel like
Speaker 2: production must have gone to every restaurant in a fifteen
Speaker 2: mile radius and been like, here's a fifty dollars Amazon
Speaker 2: gift card if you show up at party with these ladies.
Speaker 2: Let's take a quick break and we'll come back to
Speaker 2: talk about episode three. Okay, we are back to episode three,
Speaker 2: where we are back to talking about what happened with
Speaker 2: Kristen's husband and the alleged cheating on Ashley Madison. He
Speaker 2: admitted to being a member of the website and shared
Speaker 2: thirty three private pictures and had discreet experiences with women.
Speaker 2: Kristin says, it's.
Speaker 3: Not still cheating, still cheating. Sorry, Yeah, why are you
Speaker 3: even looking at that website? Why are you a member
Speaker 3: at that website? It's a website about cheating?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, you don't go to that website. It
Speaker 2: would be like if you guys found my picture on
Speaker 2: Tender or Riah and I was like, Oh, I was
Speaker 2: just trying to make friends. Oh, I just because I
Speaker 2: wanted to make friends with some Richmond. No. If I'm
Speaker 2: on Riah, it's because I am looking for something additional.
Speaker 2: But this even adds another dynamic because Ashley Madison is
Speaker 2: made for married people. Kristen says that it's not worth
Speaker 2: it to playing to anyone because she knows her truth.
Speaker 2: She doesn't want clearly, she has young children, she doesn't
Speaker 2: want to talk about it, but just she does. I
Speaker 2: feel like one of them describes the situation better than
Speaker 2: she does. Maybe it was even Ramona Ramona was like, guys,
Speaker 2: clearly she's happy now. They went through a rough patch
Speaker 2: they did, and I'm like, this is the first time
Speaker 2: I've actually understood what the hell Ramona's talking about. And
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, yeah, nice Ramona.
Speaker 3: But do you know what the website's slogan is what
Speaker 3: life is short? Have an affair? Life is short? Have
Speaker 3: an affair? Like really?
Speaker 2: But then Sonya goes because I do have an international
Speaker 2: fashion lifestyle brand, and Ramona goes, if you say so,
Speaker 2: I can't. They were laughing. They were making me laugh.
Speaker 2: But I do appreciate the digging about the Ashley Madison stuff.
Speaker 2: But I also need these women to ask Kristen about
Speaker 2: her season six tagline, which was I may not be
Speaker 2: the sharpest tool in the shed, but I'm pretty.
Speaker 3: Could you that was her tagline?
Speaker 2: That was her tagline?
Speaker 3: I do not even remember that. That's I mean, that's
Speaker 3: a pretty memorable one. That's kind of like, I'm the
Speaker 3: hottest housewife Orange County?
Speaker 2: Is that yours? Yes? So twice twice yes, Please read
Speaker 2: them out to me the way you said it.
Speaker 3: I'm the head of so well, I'm the Hottest housewife
Speaker 3: Orange County. And the second one was I'm still the
Speaker 3: hottest housewife ote no oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: Camera, I'm going to use a new word that the
Speaker 2: young iconic. Oh, it's very cringe.
Speaker 3: No shit, I know it's cringe. The first time was
Speaker 3: a total joke.
Speaker 2: It was joking.
Speaker 3: We didn't have We didn't go in and record taglines
Speaker 3: in a studio like we do now. We were just
Speaker 3: in it. I was just at home and I said
Speaker 3: it and they used it.
Speaker 2: Listen, I'm here to tell you this. If you don't
Speaker 2: bring something about being the hottest housewife into this upcoming
Speaker 2: season's tagline, I'm gonna be upset.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say I'm the hottest grandma and Orange County.
Speaker 3: How about that.
Speaker 2: You ain't gonna find a hotter grandma, not gonna find
Speaker 2: a hat to grandma around here in Orange County. We
Speaker 2: only have the hottest of grandma's and I'm one of them.
Speaker 3: And yeah, there you go. That was good.
Speaker 2: You can write it down, you can use it. I
Speaker 2: won't take the credit. Then Duranda asked the woman who
Speaker 2: they would want to join them and who they think
Speaker 2: does not belong Luenne says Tinsley. She wished Tinsley would
Speaker 2: have been there, and then they flashed when like Luanne
Speaker 2: and Tinsley have their fight and Tinsley's like all drunk
Speaker 2: and she's like, what I say, Lanne?
Speaker 3: So the actual options are Bethany, Jill, Alex, Carroll, Heather, Tinsley,
Speaker 3: and Leah.
Speaker 2: Well.
Speaker 3: Of course, who do you think should have been there?
Speaker 2: Of course Tinsley? Who else? I guess, Yeah, I would,
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know that Carol is.
Speaker 3: I don't think Carol would do it.
Speaker 2: No, I don't think I'm done with.
Speaker 3: I mean, also, there was wait, did I say Alex?
Speaker 2: So?
Speaker 3: Yeah said I said, yeah, I did. But it's been
Speaker 3: so long since Alex has filmed. I would have liked
Speaker 3: to see her on Girls Trip, but it doesn't sound
Speaker 3: like it's gonna air.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. Well, I think the girls were all
Speaker 2: so scared that if they said Jill's name three times,
Speaker 2: she would just show up here.
Speaker 3: Like a genie in a bottle. It was reported that
Speaker 3: Tinsley turned down the Legacy show.
Speaker 2: I'm sure she probably does.
Speaker 3: She also dropped out of the Thailand Girls Trip, Yeah, because.
Speaker 2: She wanted to do it. She's and she's got and I.
Speaker 3: Think she's just step mommy and all that. I think
Speaker 3: she's got everything she wanted and TV just wasn't for her.
Speaker 2: Well, I think she's done with it. Well, then we
Speaker 2: get back to fighting about the freaking Rangers tickets again.
Speaker 2: Kristen says they need a translator for Kelly, and Kristen
Speaker 2: stands up and says it's not about the Rangers, and
Speaker 2: then Kelly tells her she's a host. Quit being the host.
Speaker 2: I do feel like they're purposely trying to make Kelly
Speaker 2: look crazy, like she clearly means leu Ane uses her
Speaker 2: for connections.
Speaker 3: Didn't Kelly say Kristin was trying to be the host?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Kelly said Kristin was trying to be the host.
Speaker 2: But they're all kind of going to Kelly, like, you know.
Speaker 2: But I actually don't love it when somebody offers up
Speaker 2: things they can't deliver on, because I'm one of those
Speaker 2: people that if I say I'm half the time, I'm
Speaker 2: not going to say I'm going to do something, But
Speaker 2: if I say I'm going to do it, it's probably
Speaker 2: done within three minutes of the conversation. Like, I just
Speaker 2: don't understand that mentality of giving false promises. I think
Speaker 2: it's shitty. So it like I'd rather not be I
Speaker 2: don't need to be invited to things. But if you're
Speaker 2: going to invite me to something, or if you're going
Speaker 2: to promise you're going to do this, or if I say, oh,
Speaker 2: I can get you tickets to this, or I can
Speaker 2: you know, I want to set you up, or I
Speaker 2: want to do whatever, it's because I have somebody in
Speaker 2: mind or there's a plan. It's not just me making
Speaker 2: small talk. But I think that's what Kelly does in
Speaker 2: order to build try to build friendships, is by offering
Speaker 2: things she can't deliver on. And even her daughter said
Speaker 2: that on the phone call.
Speaker 3: Well well, anyways, well what's not shitty is Derenda doing
Speaker 3: a homework and watching Scary Island.
Speaker 2: I'm made from a room. Derinda watching Real Housewives of
Speaker 2: New York while being filmed on Legacy is beyond breaking
Speaker 2: the fourth wall. Like I was like, I know, this
Speaker 2: is our it's like the fifth wall. Yeah, this is
Speaker 2: this is the fifth dimension. It's it's our inception like
Speaker 2: it was so good, and then referencing it later, I know.
Speaker 3: It was good. It was great. It was smart. She
Speaker 3: was She's Derenda is a smart woman.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's smart. Then we get we're still back into
Speaker 2: this is Andy's job, where it's Andy.
Speaker 3: Do you think it was really her first time ever
Speaker 3: watching Scary Island though, Jorinda.
Speaker 2: Yeah, probably you do. I don't know.
Speaker 3: I feel like she probably would have watched it before.
Speaker 2: I feel like Jorinda probably is one of the types
Speaker 2: that watches herself over and over again. But I don't
Speaker 2: know that.
Speaker 3: I can't stand to watch myself. No, I know why
Speaker 3: everybody bitches.
Speaker 2: I mean when she says that Kristen is acting like
Speaker 2: a producer.
Speaker 3: No, No, Kristin is doing her job by saying her
Speaker 3: opinion and asking questions.
Speaker 2: I think Kristin is playing the voice of the audience
Speaker 2: to keep Yeah, but why do you think Kelly is
Speaker 2: so bugged by Kristin? Because I think that.
Speaker 3: She came in knowledgeable.
Speaker 2: I think she came in knowledgeable, and what she's saying,
Speaker 2: you know, kind of resonates. She knows that she came
Speaker 2: in with doing her homework, and I feel like maybe
Speaker 2: there's like a little bit of like, not jealousy is
Speaker 2: a hard word, but I think there's a little bit
Speaker 2: of like. But it's so weird.
Speaker 3: It's like they don't run in the same circles. You know,
Speaker 3: Kristin lives in calabass she's in New York. Like, I
Speaker 3: don't know. Maybe they had some bad history. Did they
Speaker 3: ever work together?
Speaker 2: I don't know. But Kristin, I mean, I think Kristin
Speaker 2: is like she she is giving us what we want
Speaker 2: because she's asking.
Speaker 3: Kristin is harmless. She's so sweet and kind.
Speaker 2: She is sweet and kind, but she is stirring it.
Speaker 2: You have to admit that she is stirring it in
Speaker 2: a good way, like I want her to stir it.
Speaker 2: Someone needs to be stirring it. And the only way
Speaker 2: that other women are stirring it is by, you know,
Speaker 2: flexing their muscles and showing how amazing they are. So
Speaker 2: I appreciate Kristin on the show. I wish I'm going
Speaker 2: to go back and watch her on New York. But
Speaker 2: then they go down, they sit down for dinner and
Speaker 2: go around the table asking questions. Ramona asks what they
Speaker 2: think the biggest misconception about them is.
Speaker 3: What do you think your biggest misconception is from being
Speaker 3: on TV?
Speaker 2: From being on TV. I think the biggest misconception is
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I think I do take I know mine are what
Speaker 3: are yours? That my kids don't speak to me? People
Speaker 3: think because my kids did not err on the you know,
Speaker 3: we didn't film with them, but they don't speak to me,
Speaker 3: then I'm a bad friend, which I'm not. Done the
Speaker 3: total opposite. And I'm a big drinker, which I'm not.
Speaker 3: So those are usually my misconceptions.
Speaker 2: I think mine probably are that I that I'm not fine.
Speaker 2: I know, I know you are fine. I think people
Speaker 2: listening to this are the ones that don't like me
Speaker 2: are like, well, you I am fine, You're boring here
Speaker 2: this whatever, But like I'm not trying to toot my
Speaker 2: own horn here, but people like hanging out my friends.
Speaker 2: We have the best time. Yes, and if we're at
Speaker 2: a party or if we're if I actually show up
Speaker 2: and I want to do something, I'm going to have
Speaker 2: fun doing it. Like have we ever hung out and
Speaker 2: been even like, oh shit is taking the mud?
Speaker 3: She would She's born No, like not at all.
Speaker 2: So I think No, I think that that's probably mine. Yeah,
Speaker 2: on my day to day life, sitting in my like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't. I'm happy to live a very simple life
Speaker 2: in certain ways. But if I'm going to go do something.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have fun doing it, and I'm gonna cau shit.
Speaker 3: That's right.
Speaker 2: But Ramona's is my favorite. She says people don't realize
Speaker 2: how nurturing and how much of a caregiver she actually is.
Speaker 3: She she actually is, she is kind of she is
Speaker 3: a caring person. I will tell you that I think
Speaker 3: that she there's no misconception on her mouth.
Speaker 2: Though well as somebody who has been unnurtured by Ramona,
Speaker 2: I may have to disagree with you on this one.
Speaker 2: She's never been super nurturing.
Speaker 3: She doesn't seem nurturing to her friends. You're not her friend, right, So.
Speaker 2: That's my point. If you're only kind to people that
Speaker 2: you that are on your level, yeah, probably not super kind.
Speaker 3: I didn't Yeah, I didn't understand Kelly's though. Kelly's people
Speaker 3: think she has a lot of money, but in reality
Speaker 3: she is self made. What does that make a difference.
Speaker 2: She had to go to college and she had to
Speaker 2: do that. I mean, I really didn't understand this conversation.
Speaker 3: I didn't understand it. I never thought Kelly had a
Speaker 3: lot of money. I don't know where that came from.
Speaker 3: And their husband gave her nothing. My husband gave my
Speaker 3: accept and gave me nothing, and she raised two girls
Speaker 3: on her own. I didn't know that. That's something I
Speaker 3: didn't remember from her being on the show, that she
Speaker 3: had two girls.
Speaker 2: Oh, I knew that one of them rides horses, and
Speaker 2: she told me a pravo con But I I never
Speaker 2: thought like, oh wow, Kelly is I mean from what
Speaker 2: I watched, I was never like blown away by her
Speaker 2: overwhelming wealth.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I did you catch When Kelly was getting
Speaker 3: ready to say what people think about her, Sonya interrupts
Speaker 3: and says crazy.
Speaker 2: I'm like, Sonya can't even deal with this conversation. She
Speaker 2: has to go get up and flirt with the guy
Speaker 2: from the night before who happens to be their waiter.
Speaker 3: How many times do we have to see Sonya's vagina,
Speaker 3: the blur of her vagina?
Speaker 2: Well, Kristen said she has a pretty kitty. Now, I'm
Speaker 2: curious if.
Speaker 3: I do you think stop blurring a brava.
Speaker 2: Let's see, let's go for it.
Speaker 3: I want to see how pretty that kitty is.
Speaker 2: Do you think if I asked Sonia for a cameo
Speaker 2: showing us her pretty little kitty, she'd oblige.
Speaker 3: I hope not. But who knows with her, Well.
Speaker 2: Is it worth one hundred and ninety nine bucks?
Speaker 3: She's cheaper than that she won twenty five.
Speaker 2: How much is Sonya? And how much is Tam and
Speaker 2: how much is Luan and how much is Ramona. I
Speaker 2: want everybody's prices before I decide what mine's going to be.
Speaker 2: Maybe I'll just start paying people to let me send
Speaker 2: them cameos. Sonya kept at ninety nine. She didn't go
Speaker 2: up in price. She wanted to stay consistent. That ninety
Speaker 2: nine seems a lot better than a hunter.
Speaker 3: That's a full time job.
Speaker 2: That's a lot um. Okay. Then we get back to
Speaker 2: Sonya telling Kristen that she wants to feel comfortable talking
Speaker 2: to them about what happened with her husband. Kristen said
Speaker 2: he never cheated on her. The women question why Kristin
Speaker 2: never looked up the transaction, and Kristen says her own truth.
Speaker 2: I am sure Kristen looked all of this up. There's
Speaker 2: no way she well if she's doing having search to
Speaker 2: come on this show, she first show, I.
Speaker 3: Would be googling and finding out if I can find
Speaker 3: any information on my husband was on that website.
Speaker 2: Not just googling if I found out and I was
Speaker 2: going to reconcile with my husband and we were going
Speaker 2: through therapy. I would have been like, this, hand me
Speaker 2: your hell at all? Yeah, open the app and I
Speaker 2: would have looked through that. That would have been my
Speaker 2: first non negotiable. I would have said, I.
Speaker 3: It was at Teddy, it was so long ago. I
Speaker 3: think it was a website.
Speaker 2: Well, whatever it is. I would have been like, I
Speaker 2: need the log and information and I am going to
Speaker 2: make that decision myself on how much damage you did
Speaker 2: on this site, and then I can properly make the
Speaker 2: decision on if I'm going to stay, are gonna go?
Speaker 2: And I'm not shaming her on if it was those
Speaker 2: thirty three transactions or not. If you cheated, if you
Speaker 2: didn't cheat, you can forgive for whatever it is that
Speaker 2: you want, if you're happy, if the person makes you
Speaker 2: happier than they make you sad, it's all on you,
Speaker 2: like do what's best for you. But I would have
Speaker 2: not been able to let it go. Like you could
Speaker 2: tell me about your sister's friends, cousins, brother who cheated,
Speaker 2: and I would have looked it up too.
Speaker 3: But I do feel bad for her because it seems
Speaker 3: like her marriage is in good place.
Speaker 2: How don't we know everybody's marriage seems like a good
Speaker 2: place in thirty seconds of television, she.
Speaker 3: Addressed it already. Now it's time to move on.
Speaker 2: Oh, I got the other pricing Sonya ninety nine, Luanne
Speaker 2: one thirty five for Mona one five. Then Dorenda says
Speaker 2: Kelly is acting nutty and a scary Island. Part two,
Speaker 2: Kelly tells Dernda to have another Cosmo.
Speaker 3: Ooh, cau have another another drink.
Speaker 2: Do you think that at this point, Kelly's dig back
Speaker 2: at Doorinda was warranted?
Speaker 3: I mean for the show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Well, I mean I think if Doorinda wants to
Speaker 2: use Kelly's old antics to throw in her face.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I like to throw them back. All fair in
Speaker 3: love and war? Right. Do you think that Kelly watches
Speaker 3: herself back and think she looks completely insane?
Speaker 2: I mean, I watch myself, I listened I do on
Speaker 2: this pod and think I'm I'm somewhat insane. So if
Speaker 2: I had one of those, I'm not.
Speaker 3: Sure I want an asshole. I also special about the
Speaker 3: Rager Rain Rain Rangers, and that's called why are they
Speaker 3: fighting about it?
Speaker 2: All?
Speaker 3: Episode?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 3: Why?
Speaker 2: Because they just are trying to say that Kelly is
Speaker 2: full of shit. I think that's all. I think that's
Speaker 2: the main point. Kelly's full of shit. She promises things
Speaker 2: that she doesn't deliver on.
Speaker 3: But well, after these three episodes, are you enjoying the
Speaker 3: Legacy more than the reboot?
Speaker 2: It's so different. These women have like true relationships with
Speaker 2: one another, so they can just dig in a different way.
Speaker 2: I can say episode one of Legacy, I was like,
Speaker 2: my life, I don't want to watch this. It's just
Speaker 2: women yelling over each other. This doesn't even feel fun
Speaker 2: at all. But then once we got to two and three,
Speaker 2: would I serious? There was moments where I was audibly
Speaker 2: laughing by myself. Yeah, and I was like, okay, we've
Speaker 2: We're good.
Speaker 3: I think, you know, there's so much history there, and
Speaker 3: that's why people would like to watch It's I think
Speaker 3: it's really hard to compare the two different shows, because
Speaker 3: even the Legacy, you can't even compare the new reboot
Speaker 3: to the old New York show because they're just so different.
Speaker 2: It's so different. And I think, and I think the
Speaker 2: I think reboot will get better as the women start
Speaker 2: to get to know each other more. I really think
Speaker 2: they all were pretty much strangers coming together and forming
Speaker 2: this relationship, and I just don't think it's enough time
Speaker 2: for that to count. I mean, even look at how
Speaker 2: Salt Lake City has like metamorphosed into what it is now,
Speaker 2: and that's because the relationships have continued to build. And
Speaker 2: I think the same will be with Dubai and all
Speaker 2: of them. I mean, the Miami started out.
Speaker 3: We're waiting forever for Dubai, aren't we.
Speaker 2: You know what is the hold up?
Speaker 3: It's Dubai. They have to have control over even their taglines.
Speaker 2: Oh. Also, before we wrap you, guys, we need to
Speaker 2: remind you our live show is January twenty fifth in
Speaker 2: San Francisco. We've already sold a good amount of tickets,
Speaker 2: so we want to make sure that you get yours.
Speaker 3: It's a very big venue and we want to see
Speaker 3: it completely filled up, so you guys please come see us.
Speaker 3: There's gonna be some surprises.
Speaker 2: We have some surprise guests. You go to ticketmaster dot com.
Speaker 2: Come January twenty fifth to San France. It's an easy
Speaker 2: place to get to.
Speaker 3: Is our vip sold out completely? Those ones usually so.
Speaker 2: Those went out pretty quick, but we still have a
Speaker 2: couple left. You can do an ad in on ticket
Speaker 2: Master for the VIP which includes a meet and greet
Speaker 2: drink with us.
Speaker 3: But it's also a really great Christmas present too.
Speaker 2: Oh that is true. If you have a friend that
Speaker 2: is a big housewife listener, you can get it can
Speaker 2: actually be a gift for the both of you. Like
Speaker 2: you're like, I got us tickets to see the twats
Speaker 2: see see right there you go, and then you get
Speaker 2: to have a little trip. And it's not on a weekend,
Speaker 2: so you can maybe just take Friday off of work.
Speaker 2: You come in on a Thursday and then you'll meet
Speaker 2: me with take care of the kids on the weekend.
Speaker 2: It's you know what, It's a win win for everyone.
Speaker 2: So go to ticketmaster dot com. We hope to see
Speaker 2: you on January twenty fifth.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I want to also give a little love
Speaker 3: to Cynthia Bailey who just lost her father before Christmas.
Speaker 3: So sad.
Speaker 2: We love you Cynthia so much.
Speaker 3: Big hug, Cynthia, We love you Like Cynthia truly is
Speaker 3: one of those like the one of the kindest people.
Speaker 3: Sweetest never was a bad word to say.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sweet, And I mean it's.
Speaker 3: Always hard losing anybody, but especially right before the holidays
Speaker 3: is just extra heart and our hearts go out to
Speaker 3: you your family. I love you, h