1
00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:02,880
Speaker 1: One eight hundred d UI Away now offering free remote

2
00:00:02,880 --> 00:00:06,280
Speaker 1: consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.

3
00:00:06,360 --> 00:00:09,000
Speaker 1: Trust Brooke, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote

4
00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:12,159
Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred d

5
00:00:12,200 --> 00:00:16,520
Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred away. All right,

6
00:00:16,560 --> 00:00:18,960
Speaker 1: it's time for your phone tap. And now that we've

7
00:00:18,960 --> 00:00:21,720
Speaker 1: been doing these for a while, listeners are starting to

8
00:00:21,800 --> 00:00:25,079
Speaker 1: request specific people for their prank calls when they send

9
00:00:25,079 --> 00:00:28,479
Speaker 1: them in. Yeah, it's great. I know a lot of

10
00:00:28,520 --> 00:00:32,720
Speaker 1: people have been requesting Jose. Yeah, it's cool characters that

11
00:00:32,760 --> 00:00:34,720
Speaker 1: I do. Yeah, they love your characters. They want you

12
00:00:34,760 --> 00:00:37,120
Speaker 1: to do the voices and impressions for them. And usually

13
00:00:37,159 --> 00:00:39,360
Speaker 1: if they want, like an HR rep or a customer

14
00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:41,920
Speaker 1: service person to deliver some bad news, they'll last for

15
00:00:41,960 --> 00:00:46,880
Speaker 1: Brooke because making people feel bad just comes so naturally much. True,

16
00:00:47,560 --> 00:00:51,199
Speaker 1: that feel that hurt. That hurt, Jeffrey, It hurt a

17
00:00:51,200 --> 00:00:53,440
Speaker 1: little bit. But do you know how to lash back?

18
00:00:53,440 --> 00:00:58,240
Speaker 1: Don't you? I do your fire? Yeah, today, a maid

19
00:00:58,320 --> 00:01:00,800
Speaker 1: of honor wanted to set up the less than a

20
00:01:00,840 --> 00:01:03,280
Speaker 1: week before her big day. Oh and so you're the

21
00:01:03,320 --> 00:01:05,960
Speaker 1: one that's going to crush this bride street. She wanted

22
00:01:06,160 --> 00:01:09,640
Speaker 1: me to subn as the last second wedding coordinator. That

23
00:01:09,840 --> 00:01:13,560
Speaker 1: is a suicide mission. No, I would not do it.

24
00:01:13,720 --> 00:01:16,200
Speaker 1: Why did she ask for me? I don't know. Yeah,

25
00:01:16,240 --> 00:01:18,040
Speaker 1: maybe because you're actually the mean one in this whole

26
00:01:18,080 --> 00:01:20,919
Speaker 1: Do I sound like I could be a great wedding coordinator?

27
00:01:21,040 --> 00:01:23,399
Speaker 1: Do I seem like the type that would know what

28
00:01:23,480 --> 00:01:28,640
Speaker 1: a good recommendation on floral arrangements were actually do? Apparently

29
00:01:28,720 --> 00:01:31,800
Speaker 1: this listener agrees with you. So now it's my job

30
00:01:31,840 --> 00:01:37,800
Speaker 1: to become the world's worst wedding coordinator. No, no, can

31
00:01:37,920 --> 00:01:41,000
Speaker 1: I do it? Yes? We'll find out in your brand

32
00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:46,520
Speaker 1: new phone tap right now the twenties tell me I'm

33
00:01:46,560 --> 00:01:52,600
Speaker 1: moving nine point five. Hello, Hi, this is Marcus calling

34
00:01:52,640 --> 00:01:55,560
Speaker 1: from Wedding and Events. I'm looking to speak with Sophie

35
00:01:55,280 --> 00:01:59,680
Speaker 1: and this is she. Hey, Sophia, how are you today?

36
00:02:00,240 --> 00:02:03,120
Speaker 1: I'm good? How are you doing? Oh? I'm doing wonderful?

37
00:02:03,320 --> 00:02:06,240
Speaker 1: Thank you? The big days right around the corner. Are

38
00:02:06,280 --> 00:02:09,440
Speaker 1: you ready or what? I don't think so, I hope. So.

39
00:02:10,160 --> 00:02:12,160
Speaker 1: I just want to let you know some not so

40
00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:17,880
Speaker 1: good news. But it isn't anything we can't handle. Okay, Oh, okay, well,

41
00:02:17,880 --> 00:02:21,640
Speaker 1: what are you talking about? So your point person, Jennifer

42
00:02:21,800 --> 00:02:24,080
Speaker 1: had to head out of town for a family emergency,

43
00:02:24,440 --> 00:02:27,799
Speaker 1: and unfortunately she will not be able to coordinate for you.

44
00:02:28,720 --> 00:02:32,240
Speaker 1: Are you joking right now? Tell me you're joking. I'm

45
00:02:32,280 --> 00:02:36,280
Speaker 1: actually not. She is so so sorry. Well, I understand

46
00:02:36,320 --> 00:02:38,760
Speaker 1: people have emergencies, but I mean I went over everything

47
00:02:38,800 --> 00:02:41,320
Speaker 1: with hers, like she has all the details of everything that,

48
00:02:41,480 --> 00:02:44,320
Speaker 1: like I wanted for the wedding. I know, I get that,

49
00:02:44,560 --> 00:02:46,680
Speaker 1: but I just got off the phone with her just

50
00:02:46,760 --> 00:02:49,280
Speaker 1: a couple minutes ago and she gave me all the details.

51
00:02:49,320 --> 00:02:51,359
Speaker 1: So I'm really confident that I can pull this off

52
00:02:51,360 --> 00:02:54,399
Speaker 1: for you. What like, you're going to do this? I don't.

53
00:02:54,720 --> 00:02:56,760
Speaker 1: I haven't met you. I don't know you. I mean, like,

54
00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:59,320
Speaker 1: trust me, trust me on this, Okay, Sophia, I'm gonna

55
00:02:59,320 --> 00:03:01,079
Speaker 1: sub ind for her. And it looks like the B

56
00:03:01,280 --> 00:03:03,839
Speaker 1: team is out to launch and the A team Jill

57
00:03:03,919 --> 00:03:06,760
Speaker 1: swooped in. M I guess so, But I mean, is

58
00:03:06,800 --> 00:03:10,240
Speaker 1: there any chance that she's coming back? I really don't

59
00:03:10,240 --> 00:03:12,640
Speaker 1: think so. But listen, girl, between you, me and the DJ,

60
00:03:13,240 --> 00:03:15,600
Speaker 1: I've done so many of these I can't even count anymore.

61
00:03:15,600 --> 00:03:18,080
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, because if you're counting my

62
00:03:18,120 --> 00:03:22,160
Speaker 1: stepmom's wedding last summer, I've done this twice. Yeah, that's

63
00:03:22,240 --> 00:03:25,560
Speaker 1: not gonna work. I mean, no, excuse me, I've nailed

64
00:03:25,560 --> 00:03:28,400
Speaker 1: this twice. I don't care if you felt like you

65
00:03:28,560 --> 00:03:30,800
Speaker 1: nailed it. That has nothing to do with me or

66
00:03:30,880 --> 00:03:33,760
Speaker 1: my wedding. And I love somebody more experience. And I

67
00:03:33,760 --> 00:03:36,000
Speaker 1: don't know. Listen, I think you're going to be impressed

68
00:03:36,040 --> 00:03:38,760
Speaker 1: that I coordinate. Don't be sweetie, Okay, I do like

69
00:03:38,800 --> 00:03:40,280
Speaker 1: I don't like the way that you speak to me.

70
00:03:40,520 --> 00:03:42,440
Speaker 1: I know, Sophia. What I need you to do is

71
00:03:42,440 --> 00:03:44,680
Speaker 1: put the bride zilla to the side for the second. Okay,

72
00:03:44,720 --> 00:03:47,400
Speaker 1: it's just you and me. No, that is not appropriate

73
00:03:47,560 --> 00:03:49,800
Speaker 1: calling me that you don't know me at all. And

74
00:03:49,840 --> 00:03:51,600
Speaker 1: I think that you can understand that if something like

75
00:03:51,640 --> 00:03:54,960
Speaker 1: at the Fairy Last, when it changes like before your wedding. Yeah,

76
00:03:54,960 --> 00:03:56,440
Speaker 1: I feel like I just need to ask you a

77
00:03:56,520 --> 00:03:59,680
Speaker 1: quick question. Have you eaten yet today? Because you are

78
00:03:59,680 --> 00:04:04,600
Speaker 1: sound and grumpy? What is kin up in here? You

79
00:04:04,720 --> 00:04:09,520
Speaker 1: deserve the ruteness. You're being impossible, and Laia, I would argue,

80
00:04:09,520 --> 00:04:12,600
Speaker 1: I'm not being impossible, I'm being your mister impossible. Right now,

81
00:04:12,760 --> 00:04:15,840
Speaker 1: I am doing the impossible. You're a joke. There is

82
00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:18,039
Speaker 1: no way Jennifer did this to me. I let me

83
00:04:18,040 --> 00:04:20,160
Speaker 1: just tell you this. Okay, your wedding was going to

84
00:04:20,240 --> 00:04:22,720
Speaker 1: be a joke until I stepped in and saved the

85
00:04:22,800 --> 00:04:25,520
Speaker 1: day because I have made some changes for you, changes

86
00:04:25,560 --> 00:04:28,600
Speaker 1: that I know. Dare I say you're gonna love? No? No, no,

87
00:04:28,920 --> 00:04:31,120
Speaker 1: What changes do you think that you're making that are

88
00:04:31,160 --> 00:04:33,880
Speaker 1: improving my wedding? I've already gone ahead and done them.

89
00:04:34,160 --> 00:04:36,080
Speaker 1: I went to the bakery this morning and I told

90
00:04:36,120 --> 00:04:38,560
Speaker 1: them I'm the main wedding coordinator now, so I wanted

91
00:04:38,600 --> 00:04:40,479
Speaker 1: to try the first bite of the cake. You did

92
00:04:40,560 --> 00:04:42,800
Speaker 1: not touch my cake? Oh yes I did. You did.

93
00:04:43,120 --> 00:04:45,200
Speaker 1: Know You're going to be happy that I did that

94
00:04:45,320 --> 00:04:48,039
Speaker 1: because it was not up to my standards. So they're

95
00:04:48,040 --> 00:04:49,760
Speaker 1: going to make you a brand new one. And this

96
00:04:49,839 --> 00:04:53,240
Speaker 1: time it's not lemon ick. It is peanut butter. Oh

97
00:04:53,320 --> 00:04:55,960
Speaker 1: my god, that's disgusting. That is discussed how you read

98
00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:59,160
Speaker 1: the latest Bridal magazines. Peanut butter is the new vanilla.

99
00:04:59,360 --> 00:05:02,160
Speaker 1: I don't care what you think is whatever, it's going

100
00:05:02,200 --> 00:05:03,960
Speaker 1: to be a lemon take it. So you're basically telling

101
00:05:03,960 --> 00:05:06,280
Speaker 1: me I have to go behind you and who worked

102
00:05:06,320 --> 00:05:09,400
Speaker 1: at Jennifer and I already did. How you know, I've

103
00:05:09,400 --> 00:05:11,560
Speaker 1: already told the baker not to take your calls anymore

104
00:05:11,560 --> 00:05:14,400
Speaker 1: because you're too stressed out. Okay, so so it is

105
00:05:14,440 --> 00:05:17,760
Speaker 1: going to be peanut butter and I like this conversation

106
00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:20,560
Speaker 1: isn't going super well right now? Oh you think so?

107
00:05:20,680 --> 00:05:22,960
Speaker 1: Maybe be better if we put your fiance on the phone.

108
00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:24,280
Speaker 1: I feel like he might be a little bit more

109
00:05:24,360 --> 00:05:26,880
Speaker 1: level headed. No, you're not going to talk to my fiance.

110
00:05:27,120 --> 00:05:29,680
Speaker 1: That's I don't want to hear it. Like, is there

111
00:05:29,720 --> 00:05:31,919
Speaker 1: anything else? I don't be lettened by me. I'm not

112
00:05:31,960 --> 00:05:33,919
Speaker 1: trying to move in on your man. Oh honey, I

113
00:05:33,960 --> 00:05:36,320
Speaker 1: am not threatened by you. Oh my god. The reason

114
00:05:36,360 --> 00:05:38,000
Speaker 1: that I bring that up is because that's what happened

115
00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:41,520
Speaker 1: at my stepmom's wedding. I don't care what it was. Disaster.

116
00:05:42,440 --> 00:05:44,120
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I swear it's not going to happen

117
00:05:44,120 --> 00:05:47,919
Speaker 1: with you me. How can you actually now you believe

118
00:05:47,920 --> 00:05:50,599
Speaker 1: this is happening like a few days before At this point,

119
00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:52,279
Speaker 1: I'm really glad that I canceled the booze at the

120
00:05:52,279 --> 00:05:54,280
Speaker 1: wedding because of this type of attitude's coming out while

121
00:05:54,279 --> 00:05:57,560
Speaker 1: you're sober. I got rid of the booze at the wedding?

122
00:05:57,680 --> 00:05:59,760
Speaker 1: What is wrong with you? Do you know how many

123
00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:02,679
Speaker 1: do you know how many weddings I've seen get ruined

124
00:06:02,760 --> 00:06:05,280
Speaker 1: by people drinking too much booze? I like, not movie

125
00:06:05,320 --> 00:06:07,760
Speaker 1: by your experience. Okay, well, I guess you're kind of

126
00:06:07,839 --> 00:06:10,360
Speaker 1: right on that because it only happened at my stepmom's wedding.

127
00:06:10,480 --> 00:06:12,599
Speaker 1: But she did drink so much that she ended up

128
00:06:12,640 --> 00:06:15,160
Speaker 1: cussing out my real dad. I don't care, and you

129
00:06:15,440 --> 00:06:17,520
Speaker 1: don't care. You're just like saying things that I don't

130
00:06:17,560 --> 00:06:19,559
Speaker 1: give a shit out. Could you please just like? Okay,

131
00:06:19,560 --> 00:06:22,960
Speaker 1: so the alcohol anything else? You's genius? Anything else I

132
00:06:23,080 --> 00:06:24,600
Speaker 1: have to clean up? Now? Well, now you have to

133
00:06:24,640 --> 00:06:26,960
Speaker 1: clean up our relationship because you really hurt my feelings.

134
00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:28,760
Speaker 1: I don't give a good about this relationship, but I

135
00:06:28,760 --> 00:06:30,440
Speaker 1: do need you to, like snap, do it and tell

136
00:06:30,440 --> 00:06:32,279
Speaker 1: me if there's anything else I need to fix. Do

137
00:06:32,279 --> 00:06:34,240
Speaker 1: you understand? But Sophia, how are we going to work

138
00:06:34,240 --> 00:06:35,920
Speaker 1: together on your big day? I don't want to work

139
00:06:35,960 --> 00:06:38,760
Speaker 1: with you. You're a crazy person, and I need either

140
00:06:38,920 --> 00:06:41,080
Speaker 1: someone else to deal with me right now, or you

141
00:06:41,240 --> 00:06:43,360
Speaker 1: tell me if there's anything else that I need to fix. Okay,

142
00:06:43,400 --> 00:06:47,200
Speaker 1: you know what, fine, I'm out. You've ruined this, Scott.

143
00:06:47,640 --> 00:06:51,839
Speaker 1: Is there anything else to work with you? I don't great, great, yeah, low,

144
00:06:51,880 --> 00:06:54,360
Speaker 1: clap for you, sir. Okay, yeah, please have Maybe you

145
00:06:54,360 --> 00:06:58,200
Speaker 1: can clap for this prank phone call? Huh, gotcha? What

146
00:06:58,240 --> 00:07:01,200
Speaker 1: are you talking about, Sophia? I just pranked you. Who

147
00:07:01,200 --> 00:07:03,600
Speaker 1: are you? Oh? You want to know who I am.

148
00:07:03,600 --> 00:07:06,000
Speaker 1: My name's Jeffrey from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey

149
00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:07,800
Speaker 1: in the Morning. And this is actually a prank call.

150
00:07:08,520 --> 00:07:11,800
Speaker 1: Oh my god, this is a prank. Oh my god. Yes,

151
00:07:11,880 --> 00:07:13,920
Speaker 1: so we put this to me. Your maid of honor,

152
00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:15,880
Speaker 1: Heather set you up because she said she wanted you

153
00:07:15,920 --> 00:07:18,080
Speaker 1: guys have something to laugh about at the wedding. Oh

154
00:07:18,120 --> 00:07:19,960
Speaker 1: my god, I'm gonna kill her. I'm gonna kill her.

155
00:07:19,960 --> 00:07:24,200
Speaker 1: Oh my god, the bride zilla talking? Where's the nice Sophia?

156
00:07:24,400 --> 00:07:26,400
Speaker 1: I hate you, I hate you, I hate you. I

157
00:07:26,400 --> 00:07:28,720
Speaker 1: hate you. Well, girl, I already hate myself, so I

158
00:07:28,760 --> 00:07:32,320
Speaker 1: beat you to it. Your lines are horrible. I don't

159
00:07:32,360 --> 00:07:38,400
Speaker 1: understand where you got the wake up. Every morning was

160
00:07:39,160 --> 00:07:42,880
Speaker 1: weekday mornings on the twenties two point five