Speaker 1: Dogger cat owners?
Speaker 2: Who's worse to deal with cat owners?
Speaker 1: Is it by a mile?
Speaker 2: A mile? Like more than a mile?
Speaker 1: Tosh Show, Tosh Show to show? Hey there, who knows
Speaker 1: what time it is?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 3: We used to release these every week six am West
Speaker 3: Coast time sharp. Now we're experimenting maybe we should release
Speaker 3: them later in the day when traffic is a little
Speaker 3: more lively.
Speaker 1: So I don't know what time it is.
Speaker 3: But what I do know here at Toss Show, it's
Speaker 3: a special day, Eddie.
Speaker 1: Do you know what today is?
Speaker 2: Not sure what today is?
Speaker 1: It's our birthday?
Speaker 2: What? No? No, no, no, no no?
Speaker 1: A happy birthday? Toss Show, A right happy? Is one
Speaker 1: year old? Can you believe it? I can't.
Speaker 3: In one year we have turned this little tiny podcast
Speaker 3: into this.
Speaker 2: Man, what a ride? What a ride?
Speaker 3: So we're one year old? Sound sound the trumpets? Oh
Speaker 3: my goodness, No, I want our artificial ones. I know
Speaker 3: it's we're in birthday mode, but I have something else.
Speaker 3: This is crazy. I was surfing the other day with Pierre,
Speaker 3: you know, Pierre, the guy that eats hot dogs and
Speaker 3: fucking random food. Anyway, my French buddy. We're surfing up
Speaker 3: up north a bit on the PCH and my truck
Speaker 3: is just parked on.
Speaker 1: The side of the road. We're going into the water.
Speaker 3: And he goes, oh, hey, I need to lock this up,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, yeah, you don't need to lock it up.
Speaker 3: Nobody steals anything anymore. It's twenty twenty four. People stop stealing.
Speaker 3: Just throw it in the back of the truck. He goes, no,
Speaker 3: So I go and unlock my truck for him, and
Speaker 3: he throws whatever he wanted not to get stolen anyway.
Speaker 1: His story is stupid.
Speaker 3: We come out of the water from surfing and my belt,
Speaker 3: my jeans, and my used boxer shorts were stolen from the.
Speaker 1: Back of my truck. And this isn't like.
Speaker 3: This isn't a place where there's parking, there's no buildings around.
Speaker 3: This is like the PCH like words empty. So so
Speaker 3: somebody came by, went in the back of my truck,
Speaker 3: took my jeans, belt and underwear, left my cashmere sweater,
Speaker 3: left my shoes, left his clothes, All of his clothes
Speaker 3: were in there. Didn't touch them, but just some unhoused
Speaker 3: man got a pair of raging bone jeans, ted baker belt.
Speaker 3: James Pursos, I mean all in all, I guarantee that's
Speaker 3: over a thousand bucks.
Speaker 2: Jerk, pretty good haul.
Speaker 3: Hell of a hall anyway, Happy birthday.
Speaker 2: Birthday to you. Get you some boxes.
Speaker 3: Holy cow, I can't believe we've done this for one year.
Speaker 3: What's been your favorite episode, Eddie? I like the Astronauts,
Speaker 3: Steve Astronaut.
Speaker 1: That was a good one.
Speaker 3: That guy gave me a little pea bag from space yeh,
Speaker 3: from the Apollo Mission.
Speaker 1: I still have that. I use it every day.
Speaker 3: Who's your favorite guest? My favorite guest? Whatever one's not
Speaker 3: viewed the most? That was my favorite. Come on, guys,
Speaker 3: watch that one. I like all of them. They're like
Speaker 3: children to me, you know, except for the one that
Speaker 3: was my child. That one's actually my kids. It's been
Speaker 3: a good year, and I was happy to do the show.
Speaker 3: We are this is our last episode. No, I'm kidding.
Speaker 3: We'll probably do the show for another twenty years. You
Speaker 3: think we'll be here.
Speaker 1: For NuRD twenty Oh absolutely, Eddie. If you're here, I'm here.
Speaker 2: Let me ask you this. What's what have you learned
Speaker 2: by doing this show. You've never really hosted a show
Speaker 2: where you're just interviewing people constantly.
Speaker 3: I learned that when you're interviewing somebody you got, you
Speaker 3: gotta stay awake.
Speaker 2: It's pretty okay if you.
Speaker 3: Not off during an interview. That lets them know that
Speaker 3: you're not very interested in what they.
Speaker 1: Have to say.
Speaker 2: It's a good sign.
Speaker 3: So the whole time, I'm just when they're talking, I'm
Speaker 3: just like, don't fall asleep. By the way, this birthday,
Speaker 3: you know, I know we didn't get any cake or anything,
Speaker 3: but we we did get some hardware.
Speaker 2: You see this.
Speaker 1: YouTube, Oh man, send us this. I don't know what
Speaker 1: it is.
Speaker 3: It's a it's an award for passing one hundred thousand
Speaker 3: subscribers eleven months ago.
Speaker 1: M h, well, I don't want this.
Speaker 3: I don't like awards, So I will give this award,
Speaker 3: says presented to Toss Show. I'll give that to whoever
Speaker 3: makes the most comments on this video, and not just
Speaker 3: you know, they have to be funny comments, but not
Speaker 3: just one. I want like one hundred and fifty thousand.
Speaker 3: I want one hundred and fifty thousand. Wow, just the
Speaker 3: most comments that are enjoyable for me to read. I
Speaker 3: don't know what I'm asking for exactly.
Speaker 2: We'll figure it out.
Speaker 3: Eddie, yep, Eddie, do you remember our first guest I
Speaker 3: do it was Finky, a gay doctor. Now a year later,
Speaker 3: this show has evolved. Today's guest is a gay doctor.
Speaker 3: Enjoy Pasha. My guest today is a goddamn hero. He
Speaker 3: is a gay man who has saved countless pussies and bitches.
Speaker 3: His patients have names like Cinnamon, star Dust and Bigsby,
Speaker 3: and they usually come to them when their owners have
Speaker 3: allowed them to limp around for a couple of weeks
Speaker 3: and hopes it would magically go away. Please welcome veterinarian
Speaker 3: doctor Adam.
Speaker 2: Oh, how are you. I'm great? How are you?
Speaker 3: I'm doing really good? Thank you good first, well, thank
Speaker 3: you for being here. Do you believe in ghosts?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: Absolutely, I mean absolutely, I believe in ghosts about pet ghosts,
Speaker 3: of course.
Speaker 1: Oh, so everything has a spirit.
Speaker 4: Everything has a spirit if the spirit has a reason
Speaker 4: to stay around.
Speaker 1: Oh there's condition.
Speaker 2: Sure.
Speaker 3: If you don't have unfinished business, then you're just gone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you go off, do whatever else you do.
Speaker 4: But if you have unfinished business or there's another lesson
Speaker 4: to learn, you stay around.
Speaker 3: Until you learn it. Sure, horseshit, I gotta learn stuff
Speaker 3: after I die. There's no chance I die and I've
Speaker 3: finished everything that I needed.
Speaker 2: To do or that's why you get more chances.
Speaker 1: Well, it's really convenient.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you were born and raised in La brent Woods
Speaker 3: typically give our audience a better understanding of geography. How
Speaker 3: close was your childhood home to Oj Simpson?
Speaker 4: So I went to school at Brentwood High. I was
Speaker 4: actually raised in Chevy at Hills, but the school was
Speaker 4: about a mile and a half from OJ's house.
Speaker 1: Do you remember that night as a kid?
Speaker 4: I wasn't a kid, I was. I was home from college. Okay,
Speaker 4: I was home. I was actually eating at the Islands
Speaker 4: that used to be on Pico and Veteran.
Speaker 1: You what kind of burger you go with?
Speaker 4: Big Way with cheese, no question, And we were watching
Speaker 4: the low Speed car race on the television, so they
Speaker 4: all had TVs.
Speaker 2: So I remember that day very well.
Speaker 1: You still like a burger?
Speaker 2: I do.
Speaker 4: Actually, we just took my mom to Islands for her
Speaker 4: birthday as like a nostalgic celebration because she used to
Speaker 4: take us and I got the same thing.
Speaker 1: That's very sweet. Yeah, have you always loved animals?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: How many pets did you have growing up?
Speaker 4: The first pet was a goldfish, but then a bird,
Speaker 4: and then we got a dog when I was nine.
Speaker 1: Maybe what kind of bird?
Speaker 2: Did you have a little cockatil?
Speaker 1: I'm not a bird fan. I love him in the wild.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm not really a bird fan either. The birds
Speaker 4: we deal with as Venerians are sick and mean.
Speaker 2: Not really.
Speaker 3: I wanted a pelican for a long time, but Pete
Speaker 3: told me, they said, knock it.
Speaker 2: Off, Daniel, pelican. Pelican would be rough.
Speaker 1: Oh but it's such a neat animal, you know. I
Speaker 1: just like that.
Speaker 3: They hang out on peers, talk to old fishermen all
Speaker 3: day long. Then they fly, they swim.
Speaker 4: So you want like a wild pelican friend, Yeah, not
Speaker 4: a pelican in the house.
Speaker 3: I basically want a childhood story. Okay, I like that
Speaker 3: come to life. Yes, when did you come out?
Speaker 4: When I was eighteen? Christmas break? Freshman year of college?
Speaker 1: How'd your parents handle it?
Speaker 2: Great?
Speaker 1: Did they know?
Speaker 2: My mom knew?
Speaker 1: Did she really?
Speaker 3: Or she just say she because Mom's always say I knew,
Speaker 3: and there's like, you didn't fucking know?
Speaker 2: Shit, Lady.
Speaker 4: Two of her very close friends were a gay couple,
Speaker 4: and she had mentioned to them that she thought I
Speaker 4: was gay, And that year I think we had Thanksgiving
Speaker 4: and they came to Think Giving dinner and they didn't
Speaker 4: confirm or deny to her, so she assumed since they
Speaker 4: didn't say anything, they didn't want to tell her.
Speaker 1: So she did they know?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Did you?
Speaker 1: Did you let them know?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: I don't, Well I don't.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's all like they have special powers to know
Speaker 3: they do.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 3: I had a best friend come out like when he
Speaker 3: was like thirty seven to me. I was like like, no,
Speaker 3: my whole life never just had buried it, buried it,
Speaker 3: And I was so mad at myself. I'm like, how
Speaker 3: in the world you pull this off? You went to
Speaker 3: school at Stanford again Stanford. We've had five people now
Speaker 3: on this show they went to Stanford. It's basically an
Speaker 3: intellectual podcast that dabbles in comedy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's amazing.
Speaker 3: Pete's wife does a bit always makes me laugh. Wherever
Speaker 3: I say a college, I go, hey, sing their fight song,
Speaker 3: and then she just starts singing it and it makes
Speaker 3: me laugh. And she doesn't know anything about sports. Let's
Speaker 3: see if she'll do it on the fly. Let's see
Speaker 3: if I can get Sam to do this. Hello, Hey,
Speaker 3: sing the Stanford fight song?
Speaker 2: Go Stanford, Yes, win the game Stanford. It's gonna be
Speaker 2: a great day. That's nice, all right, Yeah, all right,
Speaker 2: I got I got the vice song. You actually know
Speaker 2: the fights are.
Speaker 4: It's all right now, baby, it's that song Free.
Speaker 3: They just stole a song totally. You can't do that
Speaker 3: for your fight song. A lot of my viewers think
Speaker 3: I'm out of touch talk about being on the polo
Speaker 3: team at Stanford, so.
Speaker 2: It sounds it sounds a lot more glorious than it was. Yeah.
Speaker 4: So I grew up riding horses and then I wanted
Speaker 4: to ride some horses at Stanford. Went out to meet
Speaker 4: the equestrian team people and they felt very elitist to me,
Speaker 4: so I didn't really mesh with them. I was playing
Speaker 4: volleyball with like pick up volleyball at night, and my
Speaker 4: buddy said, oh, you should come out for the polo team. Sure,
Speaker 4: so I went out and it was all very chill,
Speaker 4: relaxed people. We had tons of horses, eighteen or twenty
Speaker 4: horses to kind of be in charge of. It's not
Speaker 4: a varsity sport, so it was not as glorious and
Speaker 4: elitist as you think. But we did get to play
Speaker 4: polo and rubelbows with some pretty fancy people.
Speaker 1: Didn't you start by specializing on horses yet.
Speaker 4: I entered vet school thinking I wanted to be an
Speaker 4: equine veterary, a horse vet.
Speaker 3: But then you realize horse people are awful and horses
Speaker 3: are boring.
Speaker 4: I don't want to say horse people are awful, Okay,
Speaker 4: some horse people can be difficult to work with, and
Speaker 4: horses can kill you pretty quick if they want. And
Speaker 4: there's a lot of on call in the middle of
Speaker 4: the night, often in mud, and it's not always a
Speaker 4: very glorious profession. And I realized quickly I would rather
Speaker 4: work indoors on dogs and cats and make enough money
Speaker 4: to own a horse if I wanted one.
Speaker 1: Do you own a horse?
Speaker 4: Not?
Speaker 2: Anymore?
Speaker 1: Do you force people to call you doctor?
Speaker 4: I introduce myself as doctor two clients, Okay, if I
Speaker 4: am not treating your pet, please don't call me doctor,
Speaker 4: because my name is Adam Eddie.
Speaker 3: Back there on his sky miles card, just put doctor
Speaker 3: in front of it. And so whenever they like his
Speaker 3: flight's about, they always are like doctor Goslin and he
Speaker 3: just thinks he's coolest shit for that, And I'm like,
Speaker 3: that is horse anyway, It's a stolen valor.
Speaker 1: Is my issue with it.
Speaker 3: That's how come vets hire such alt kids to work
Speaker 3: in their practice.
Speaker 2: I think alt kids migrate toward ret and med.
Speaker 1: The amount of peer scenes I.
Speaker 4: See, piercings, tattoos, queer identity.
Speaker 2: They're just good. It's great.
Speaker 3: I always felt like I was like, oh, this is
Speaker 3: this is the hotbed. How many dogs do you think
Speaker 3: you've saved?
Speaker 4: That's a great question that without you doing what you did,
Speaker 4: would have died, not just been sore.
Speaker 2: That's probably a better question. So maybe half five thousand.
Speaker 1: Oh Jesus, your specialty is what is it?
Speaker 2: The surgery? But which, sir, I'll do all surgeries?
Speaker 3: Was your big one that I'm tpl o TP.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it fixes the equivalent of the A c L
Speaker 4: and people.
Speaker 2: Okay c CL and dogs.
Speaker 4: But same structure, most common injury in dogs and dognies,
Speaker 4: so very common surgery and they limp. No one likes
Speaker 4: to see their dog limping, and the surgery does a
Speaker 4: great job of making them not limp.
Speaker 3: Gun to your head, Yeah, we take you right now.
Speaker 3: We put you on an NBA team as the as
Speaker 3: the doctor. Could you could you repair some acls.
Speaker 4: The way people are done? Though you couldn't do it,
Speaker 4: couldn't It would be messy. So in dogs, we don't
Speaker 4: replace the A C. L. And in people that's the main,
Speaker 4: the mainstay. So I don't do ACL replacement. It's a
Speaker 4: completely different surgery, changing the biomechanics. But gun to my head,
Speaker 4: broken leg, no.
Speaker 2: Problem, Okay, Yeah, so we can use you. Yeah, I'd
Speaker 2: be great in a zombie apocalypse.
Speaker 1: Exactly. Are you scared of any animals?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean bears.
Speaker 1: You ever worked on a bear?
Speaker 4: Yes, but it was a sleep uh huh by the
Speaker 4: time I met it, you know, But in the wild.
Speaker 4: I have got a place in Mammoth, so I'm up
Speaker 4: there a lot, skiing and stuff, and so you know,
Speaker 4: you don't want to run into a bear.
Speaker 3: I had a bear come in my garage almost this summer,
Speaker 3: really in Tahoe. I couldn't have been less worried about him.
Speaker 3: I was just like, okay, first of his ear was tagged.
Speaker 3: I'm like, the city knows what this bear does.
Speaker 4: I'm not scared of bears in general. I'm scared of
Speaker 4: running into a bear unexpectedly. And then bats for some reason, I.
Speaker 1: Don't like a bat.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't trust their navigations, starre, unpredictable, too much,
Speaker 3: erratic darting around.
Speaker 2: Agreed.
Speaker 1: I had a bat living in my umbrella recently at
Speaker 1: my house.
Speaker 2: One of the table umbrella.
Speaker 1: It was like by a pool, you know, next to
Speaker 1: a few chairs.
Speaker 3: But every time I pulled it up, he would fly out,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, oh, no.
Speaker 2: I have to get rid of this. Yeah, and I
Speaker 2: did good.
Speaker 1: I didn't. I'm not proud of what I did.
Speaker 2: Oh you didn't just relocate him?
Speaker 3: I felt like he kept coming back. Yeah, I didn't give.
Speaker 2: It a shot. Okay, I got rid of him. Fair,
Speaker 2: It's not.
Speaker 1: I'm not my proudest moments.
Speaker 2: Okay, they are.
Speaker 4: They are one of the animals that can be a
Speaker 4: source of rabies in California, so it's better to get.
Speaker 3: I think he had rabies for sure. You ever perform
Speaker 3: surgery on big cats?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: Is a lion the same as a house cat internally?
Speaker 2: Yes? So they're just the stuff is just bigger, uh huh.
Speaker 4: At one of the hospitals I worked at, and we
Speaker 4: worked with a big cat rescue out in Santa Clarita
Speaker 4: or wherever it is I know, And so anytime they
Speaker 4: have issues with their animals, they'd bring them to us.
Speaker 2: They're great. They're huge. I mean, you know, their paws
Speaker 2: are like this big.
Speaker 3: And I'm still allergic to big cats. I think that's fine. Really,
Speaker 3: it's same as a house cat. I sneezed just as much.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but yes, I have plenty of surgeries on big cats.
Speaker 1: Do you ever do any funny photos with them while
Speaker 1: they're under Oh?
Speaker 4: Yeah, everyone's got photos with them.
Speaker 1: It's so crazy how big they are.
Speaker 2: I newed a lion once the balls were huge. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Did you at any point say who's the King of
Speaker 1: the Jungle?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 2: I did not.
Speaker 1: Did you like the movie ace Ventura when it came out?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm a Jim Carrey fan.
Speaker 3: He was an animal doctor, right, Yeah, but the most
Speaker 3: transphobic movie be in the history of movies.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it doesn't hold up.
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness.
Speaker 2: A lot of those don't hold up.
Speaker 3: No, but that one is like off the charts. Imagine
Speaker 3: that being pitched in a room today. And that's why
Speaker 3: I always laugh when people are like, oh, things used
Speaker 3: to be so much better. I'm like, for who you monster,
Speaker 3: it's correct in your opinion? As a game, is that
Speaker 3: community more or less likely to be faithful?
Speaker 4: So monogamous and faithful I think are different.
Speaker 1: Yes they are. Let's go with monogamous.
Speaker 2: Less likely.
Speaker 1: You believe that I do. How about the vet community?
Speaker 3: Is it Gray's anatomy in the animal hospital where everybody's
Speaker 3: banging each other?
Speaker 4: There's no question the TV shows about vet hospitals would.
Speaker 2: Be way better.
Speaker 3: Okay, this is a serious question. Yeah, should we circumcise
Speaker 3: our dogs?
Speaker 2: No, they don't have foreskin. They don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't think I knew that they didn't
Speaker 1: have foreskin. Did you guys know that you didn't know that?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 3: No, it would be fun money in theory to be
Speaker 3: like No, I wanted my dog's penis to look like
Speaker 3: my penis.
Speaker 1: The real question is this newter?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: Six months or one year?
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a huge topic of debate. The research coming out,
Speaker 4: especially in bigger dogs, is let them grow a little
Speaker 4: bit longer.
Speaker 2: Okay for bone health.
Speaker 1: I waited a year and a half. No, I waited
Speaker 1: a year and two months.
Speaker 4: I mean, you know, if you're a responsible dog owner
Speaker 4: and not letting them get out and impregnate dogs inappropriately,
Speaker 4: and they are not developing behaviors that you don't like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it wasn't all over the house.
Speaker 2: Right then It's fine. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 3: What about uh spain a dog? Do you recommend before
Speaker 3: after the first period?
Speaker 4: So when I went to at school, it was always
Speaker 4: recommended before the first heat to decrease, decrease the chance
Speaker 4: of memory cancer. Later that may or may not be
Speaker 4: getting disproven, but I still I still recommend before the
Speaker 4: first before that.
Speaker 3: That's sixty six months.
Speaker 1: How long is that? That heat is like a month long?
Speaker 2: No, five to seven days.
Speaker 3: I feel like I feel like I've seen a diaper
Speaker 3: on a dog way longer than that.
Speaker 1: Eh, maybe she just had a heavy flow.
Speaker 3: Your favorite surgery to perform as a vet is a
Speaker 3: volvo plasty and female dogs, Now, do you think you've
Speaker 3: earned these bitches trust more because you're.
Speaker 2: A gay man?
Speaker 3: And can you explain vulvulplasty procedure since I still have
Speaker 3: no idea how women work.
Speaker 4: Right, So we call it a pisioplasty, same same prefix,
Speaker 4: like a pisiotomy. Some female dogs have extra tissue that
Speaker 4: sort of covers their volva opening, and so they can
Speaker 4: get retention of urine and moisture and bacteria, and so
Speaker 4: they get recurrent Your attraction infections, which can be very
Speaker 4: uncomfortable and lots of return trips to the vet and.
Speaker 1: Can turn into a kidney infection at some.
Speaker 2: Point, can if it's left untreated.
Speaker 4: So the surgery is to remove that extra flap and
Speaker 4: sort of expose the volva better, more naturally. And the
Speaker 4: reason I like the surgery is it's pretty easy to
Speaker 4: do and it really changes the dog's life.
Speaker 2: They are not painful anymore.
Speaker 4: They're not going to the vet all the time, they're
Speaker 4: not having these UTIs and having to urinate all the time.
Speaker 4: And you do the surgery and after you know, the
Speaker 4: two week recheck, the owner says, my dog is so
Speaker 4: much happier. And that's what makes me feel so good
Speaker 4: about it, is it really changes the quality of life
Speaker 4: for the dog.
Speaker 1: You can diagnosis pretty quickly.
Speaker 3: I can just look and see what's what do I
Speaker 3: got to look for?
Speaker 4: Just looks like there's an extra tissue over the back.
Speaker 4: Carl was a girl, we could show you, but he's
Speaker 4: not well. But if you want to look for his foreskin.
Speaker 2: We can.
Speaker 3: Can the owners keep the testicles no, okay.
Speaker 4: But a lot of our like employees, sometimes want to
Speaker 4: keep the testicles.
Speaker 2: Why do they want to? I have no idea.
Speaker 3: Oh, man, I see that's the problem. The alt kids
Speaker 3: hang out with the witch kids. The witch kids need
Speaker 3: balls for their brew.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's true.
Speaker 4: Sometimes they they say they're going to drive their make
Speaker 4: ear rings out of them.
Speaker 2: Oh jesus.
Speaker 3: Do you ever do that cosmetic surgery where you put fake,
Speaker 3: fake testicles in.
Speaker 4: I've never put them in there, called neuticles. Some people
Speaker 4: like the look of balls.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, some people.
Speaker 3: I like those guys that have those truck nuts on
Speaker 3: the back of the that's always nice, right. Is it
Speaker 3: possible to switch? You get your testicle to jump to
Speaker 3: the other sack.
Speaker 2: Like the other side. No, they're divided.
Speaker 1: Because as a child I used to just spend so much.
Speaker 2: Time trying to get it over there.
Speaker 1: Sure, why not, see if you get swap.
Speaker 2: Them, just twist the whole thing around.
Speaker 1: Well yeah, I need to do that right.
Speaker 3: And then everybody always had Did you guys have a
Speaker 3: friend in high school or college that you always like?
Speaker 2: You heard that he only had one testicle?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: No, I lived next to someone who live sext and
Speaker 3: I lived next to someone who had three. You lived
Speaker 3: next to somebody that had three testicles? TRIPI you call
Speaker 3: them tripod? Yeah, wow, that seems weird.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was weird.
Speaker 3: You don't sit on your balls, I mean you try
Speaker 3: not to. All right, this has gone off the rails.
Speaker 3: People that own lizards or snakes or mice, yep, are
Speaker 3: they wasting the clinics time?
Speaker 2: No, not at all.
Speaker 4: Small pets, hamsters, gerbils, reptiles, that's what we call exotics,
Speaker 4: and they usually go to vets who focus on exotics.
Speaker 4: By the time those things are sick, they're almost always
Speaker 4: going to die.
Speaker 1: Traditionally, do vets get paid well.
Speaker 4: General practitioners don't get paid as well as the public thinks.
Speaker 4: They are probably coming out of school making seventy five
Speaker 4: to eighty thousand dollars a year, which in Los Angeles
Speaker 4: to own a house is pretty tough. Specialists are doing better,
Speaker 4: you know, we do a lot more schooling and a
Speaker 4: lot more training and have specialized equipment and skills. So
Speaker 4: I would say most specialists make it pretty decent living.
Speaker 3: And then the number one cola I'm just guessing here,
Speaker 3: the number one complaint from your customers is it's this
Speaker 3: guy's too.
Speaker 2: Expensive one hundred percent.
Speaker 3: And the real thing is that the same stuff that
Speaker 3: you use or equipment is the same stuff ye that
Speaker 3: hospitals pay for humans, so it cost a fortune.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so we're using all the same equipment, same drugs,
Speaker 4: same supplies, same facilities. We obviously don't have health insurance
Speaker 4: in the same way. PET insurance is all almost all
Speaker 4: reimbursement insurance, but the big insurance companies negotiate with hospitals
Speaker 4: will pay eighteen percent or whatever, so the prices are
Speaker 4: increased dramatically so that the doctors and hospitals still make
Speaker 4: money from the insurance companies, whereas we just kind of
Speaker 4: pay charge where our costs are. So an MRI, for example,
Speaker 4: will be around two thousand or twenty two hundred dollars
Speaker 4: for US human MRI twelve thousand, fifteen thousand, so you know,
Speaker 4: but you don't see any of that because insurance pays
Speaker 4: for it.
Speaker 3: Should people get pet in insurance, Yes, they should.
Speaker 2: I do. I used to never say yes.
Speaker 1: And now you say definitively yes.
Speaker 4: Six years ago, if you could put aside thirty five
Speaker 4: hundred to five thousand dollars, you could cover an emergency.
Speaker 4: Now it's probably ten to fifteen thousand dollars, and that's
Speaker 4: a lot for most people, and so pet insurance takes
Speaker 4: that pressure off. And there are some pet insurances that
Speaker 4: are very good and we'll pay now.
Speaker 3: In twenty seventeen, you and three other friends open to
Speaker 3: practice focused on ten different specialties. By twenty twenty, who
Speaker 3: was doing around thirty million a year?
Speaker 1: You sold it in twenty twenty.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And I don't want to get into specifics, but
Speaker 3: answer this. Do you ever have to work another day
Speaker 3: in your life?
Speaker 2: Do I have to?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 4: Probably not at a boy. I would have to change
Speaker 4: my lifestyle.
Speaker 2: Do you read the reviews when people go on?
Speaker 4: I've never read reviews. Okay, I don't like Yelp. I
Speaker 4: think it's a small business killer. I think it's terrible service.
Speaker 1: Okay, fuck Yelp. Yelp.
Speaker 3: Are you a sponsor to this show? Because I will
Speaker 3: flip on him in a second. Here's a problem I
Speaker 3: see with your world.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: As a vet, you have to be a version of
Speaker 3: on and it gets grueling and I just feel bad.
Speaker 2: I don't tell people I'm a vet.
Speaker 4: I've met many veterinarians who say they do other jobs
Speaker 4: until you know them. One woman I met said she
Speaker 4: sold insurance and then fifteen minutes into our conversation when
Speaker 4: she found out I was a vet, she said, Oh,
Speaker 4: I'm actually a vet too, But I don't never tell
Speaker 4: people because I don't want to hear the questions.
Speaker 3: But when friends know that you're a vet, that's when
Speaker 3: I think it's a lot because.
Speaker 4: My friends know they can ask me whatever they want.
Speaker 4: And I get family from, you know, coming out of the woodwork,
Speaker 4: this question that.
Speaker 2: Com of shity.
Speaker 1: Those are the people that you can't do it is.
Speaker 4: But as a surgeon, sometimes it's very easy because I
Speaker 4: can say I don't know that I'm lying, but I
Speaker 4: can say.
Speaker 3: That the other day, my wife leaves this farm the
Speaker 3: farmer's market. When you go to the farmer's market, you're
Speaker 3: supposed to come home with flowers, vegetables and maybe this
Speaker 3: is some some bread that would be.
Speaker 1: Nice, Yeah, fresh piet. Okay, yeah, here's.
Speaker 3: What my wife comes home with from the farmer's market.
Speaker 3: Get here, I mean, okay, aw, my wife, it's amazing,
Speaker 3: comes home with a pig. That's great, and she's like, huh,
Speaker 3: her and her cousin like, we're gonna we're gonna co
Speaker 3: own the pig. She lives right around the corner I'm like,
Speaker 3: I know what this means. This means that now I
Speaker 3: own a pig for fifteen years ish, right, that I've
Speaker 3: got to build on my property a pig and everything.
Speaker 3: I'm just like, what everything? There's so much smart and
Speaker 3: we're not one of these people. My wife's not an idiot,
Speaker 3: although she behaves like one. You know, I know, like,
Speaker 3: it's seven and a half pounds now, she said that
Speaker 3: most likely it'll be under fifty. Both of the parents
Speaker 3: are like forty forty five, And I go, did she
Speaker 3: the person that was trying to get rid of the pig?
Speaker 2: It might be bigger, but it's really cute right now.
Speaker 3: And I'm okay if it's to be two hundred pounds,
Speaker 3: but if it does, I'm forcing her to sleep with it. Okay,
Speaker 3: Hey baby, what do I need to know?
Speaker 2: First of all?
Speaker 1: So okay, so now I have a pig for the
Speaker 1: rest of my life.
Speaker 2: Right, you read up on pigs. I don't know anything
Speaker 2: about pigs.
Speaker 1: You don't know anything about pigs.
Speaker 2: No, I'm a dog cat vet.
Speaker 1: Do you want to know what his name is?
Speaker 2: What is his name? Potato? That's a great name. It
Speaker 2: looks better than bacon.
Speaker 3: It looks like he has underwear on little little pants. Hi, buddy,
Speaker 3: it's okay. He's a little skittish and I don't want
Speaker 3: to I don't want to make him scared and then
Speaker 3: people yell at me for like.
Speaker 1: What your to his tail does?
Speaker 4: Here?
Speaker 2: Pirl?
Speaker 1: You want to snort for him?
Speaker 2: He's very cute.
Speaker 3: Can you, as a vet prove to my listeners that
Speaker 3: Karl is not a person in a dog suit because
Speaker 3: everyone thinks that he's like just not a real dog.
Speaker 2: No, he's definitely a dog professional opinion.
Speaker 1: Carl's a dog, thank you? Yea wait, I like to
Speaker 1: always have my dog.
Speaker 2: Right now.
Speaker 4: He feels great, right I don't have big dogs. No,
Speaker 4: you can feel you can feel his ribs easily. But
Speaker 4: there's some fat right over him. He'll live, he'll live
Speaker 4: longer if he stays lean.
Speaker 3: You want the dogs to be lean. Ye, I mean
Speaker 3: he looks he looks big because he's.
Speaker 2: Got his for Yeah, he feels great.
Speaker 3: If you had to guess how many animals have you
Speaker 3: put down in your.
Speaker 2: Career, I don't want to guess that. Three hundred mm hm.
Speaker 1: You remember Randall?
Speaker 2: Of course? How could I forget Randall?
Speaker 1: R I p buddy, that Dylan's dog.
Speaker 2: I did. I did surgery on Randall.
Speaker 3: And then you put him down the next day. No,
Speaker 3: by the way, I don't. It's it's a weird thing
Speaker 3: for a vet to see you at You're such a
Speaker 3: vulnerable spot, and it's like they're just like, hey, buddy,
Speaker 3: I just got to do my gig here. It's just
Speaker 3: I feel so bad. And then they bring somebody with
Speaker 3: them too. By the way, he took a towel with
Speaker 3: me and never gave it back, and it was a
Speaker 3: good towel. I mean, I felt like an asshole, be
Speaker 3: like I kind of keep the towel, but he was like, oh,
Speaker 3: there's my bit. My boy is gone, and I'm just
Speaker 3: sobbing like a crazy person.
Speaker 1: It's just it is.
Speaker 2: It is the worst day.
Speaker 1: It's the worst day.
Speaker 2: By a mile.
Speaker 1: Here's this is the rule I go by. I always
Speaker 1: have pets and dogs.
Speaker 3: If they're not going to the bathroom on their own
Speaker 3: outside anymore, and stop eating and drinking. I'll give you
Speaker 3: one to two days before you snap out of that. Yeah,
Speaker 3: before we have to have the talk.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it really depends on is there an acute disease
Speaker 4: that you can fix or is this just I'm old
Speaker 4: and this is what my life is now. I usually
Speaker 4: tell people when they're thinking about it, pick the ten
Speaker 4: things your pet loves the most, and when they stop
Speaker 4: doing five of them, start thinking about it. Because you
Speaker 4: don't want to wait till the worst day. Yeah right,
Speaker 4: you don't want to make it to the point where
Speaker 4: I should have done this a week ago.
Speaker 3: And that's what you need. You need a vet that
Speaker 3: will just say, because these in la you've got people
Speaker 3: that will do everything to preserve life.
Speaker 2: You have no idea.
Speaker 1: I'm right, I don't, but you do. I can wrap
Speaker 1: my head around it.
Speaker 3: And I've always had you know my bad like get
Speaker 3: a second opinion, but don't do anything. You know, it's kind.
Speaker 3: That's it's almost what you need to hear. Like it's
Speaker 3: it's the kids riddled in cancer, like just knock it off.
Speaker 2: Yeah I have.
Speaker 4: I mean, this is a talk that you learned to
Speaker 4: have as a veterinarian. There's a lot of things to
Speaker 4: look at. You can give people the option of this
Speaker 4: is what we can do, this is how much longer
Speaker 4: it may buy you and how much it will cost,
Speaker 4: and you can guide people appropriately. I've had people who
Speaker 4: will mortgage their house for the hopes of one more
Speaker 4: week with their dog, and I tell them this is
Speaker 4: a terrible idea and time to let your dog go.
Speaker 4: And I've had people who have infinite money, which you
Speaker 4: get a lot around LA who's like, yeah, nah, he's
Speaker 4: had a good life. It's fine, And I'm like, all right,
Speaker 4: I have gone a little further. But I never I
Speaker 4: never questioned people once they've made the decision. I feel
Speaker 4: like it's a very personal decision and I don't want
Speaker 4: to interfere with.
Speaker 3: It, okay, But to get extremely heavy, are we on
Speaker 3: the same page with right to die for humans?
Speaker 2: Absolutely? Like what are we doing in this country? Idea?
Speaker 4: Knock it off, right, I mean it's I see it
Speaker 4: routinely in my job. H And it's such a selfless
Speaker 4: gift and blessing and such a way to go respectfully.
Speaker 3: And when you see what these people are doing now,
Speaker 3: like when they like travel to Oregon or Maine or
Speaker 3: any of these states that allowed I don't know if
Speaker 3: main one of them don't have hold me on that
Speaker 3: like live there for sixty days before it's like just
Speaker 3: let people go.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, if you're if you have a disease,
Speaker 4: that is going to make you just get worse from
Speaker 4: where you are, and you still have the wherewithal to
Speaker 4: say I don't want to. I can't see anything wrong
Speaker 4: with that.
Speaker 3: But I also don't understand why they don't, just like
Speaker 3: you know what, live in a place where if they
Speaker 3: don't have the means.
Speaker 1: And they I feel like I could cook up a concoction.
Speaker 2: I mean pretty easily.
Speaker 4: You don't even have to cook it up. The stuff exists. Well, no,
Speaker 4: it's great stuff.
Speaker 3: All right, let's put the recipe up on the bottom
Speaker 3: of the screen right now, by the way. You can
Speaker 3: give benadryl to a dog. Is there animal medicine that
Speaker 3: we can take tons?
Speaker 4: Okay, most of those safety studies are done on dogs,
Speaker 4: so we know what's going to work for dogs. But
Speaker 4: they take a lot of the same medications we do. Obviously,
Speaker 4: there's the abuse concerned ones. They take xanax, they take prozac,
Speaker 4: they take painkillers.
Speaker 3: You know you ever worry about those some of those
Speaker 3: alt kids dipping into your stash.
Speaker 2: Everything's locked up and computer controlled.
Speaker 4: But there are some owners who ask for refills more
Speaker 4: often than we think is necessary.
Speaker 1: That's interesting.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what the fuck does flea medicine and heartworm and
Speaker 3: tick medicine only work for one month.
Speaker 4: The way many flea and tick medications work without hurting
Speaker 4: the animal. Inhibit certain functions that insects have that dogs don't,
Speaker 4: so it only lasts a certain amount of time.
Speaker 2: Some now last six months.
Speaker 4: There's some heartworm that are six months, some flea and
Speaker 4: tick that are three months. They're trying to make it
Speaker 4: easier for the owners to administer for compliance, but they
Speaker 4: don't last forever.
Speaker 3: Okay, I do trifexus. Now tell me, I already know
Speaker 3: that you probably have to answer it the right way.
Speaker 2: But okay, you used to be surprised because I don't
Speaker 2: know a lot about this.
Speaker 3: Well, you get it for a weight range, and let's
Speaker 3: just say that the weight range that my dog falls
Speaker 3: and is in the forty to sixty pound range. Okay,
Speaker 3: but I also have a ten pound dog at home.
Speaker 3: So am I going to buy two different ones?
Speaker 1: No? I never have. I just buy the forty sixty.
Speaker 3: I shave off a little for her and just give
Speaker 3: her that part because he's only forty pounds, he's at
Speaker 3: the bottom end, and I figure I'll just give you
Speaker 3: a tenth of that tablet and.
Speaker 1: Call it a day.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I think that will work, saving tons
Speaker 3: of money.
Speaker 2: I can't.
Speaker 3: I it's the same price no matter what weight you get. Yes,
Speaker 3: what's the easiest dog to work on?
Speaker 2: Pitbull? I think yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're pretty tolerant and usually very nice.
Speaker 3: I mean until they're not, which is always the scary part.
Speaker 3: My brother only has pipples.
Speaker 2: I only have pipples. Yeah.
Speaker 3: He thinks he's better than me because he rescues a piple.
Speaker 3: But I think I'm better than him because I donate
Speaker 3: way more to different shelters and things like that.
Speaker 2: You're both great, I mean yeah, but I.
Speaker 3: Think if you were, if you were to size it up,
Speaker 3: who's going to get into heaven?
Speaker 2: I'm going to go with you?
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: What he's saving one dog, I'm saving thousands, that's right.
Speaker 1: What do you think is zoos?
Speaker 3: I don't bring my children to zoos because I've had
Speaker 3: this hard line on zoos for so long. Yeah, tell
Speaker 3: me I'm wrong and I can be a good dad.
Speaker 4: I think zoos serve a very important purpose, introducing kids
Speaker 4: to animals, letting them see them so that they can
Speaker 4: be advocates for them, and they're not just these imaginary
Speaker 4: things that they've talked about but never seen.
Speaker 2: But good zoos.
Speaker 4: Right, So you want zoos that don't cater to the public,
Speaker 4: that they cater to the animal. That's I've never been
Speaker 4: to San Barbara Zoo. LA Zoo doing great. They changed
Speaker 4: a lot. They've made their enclosures much larger. They have
Speaker 4: the animals on rotation so they be.
Speaker 2: Out all the time. Where's the La Zoo located right
Speaker 2: near Griffith Park? Going Santa Barba Zoo might be great?
Speaker 1: I might be, but I'm not going until like it.
Speaker 1: You're okay, all.
Speaker 2: Right, I'll look into it.
Speaker 1: Thank you. Where are you at on many cows?
Speaker 4: Anytime you breed for certain characteristics, you sacrifice natural characteristics.
Speaker 4: They're probably sweet. Cows are not intelligent animals?
Speaker 3: Is that why they spell things wrong on those Chick
Speaker 3: fil a commercially exactly?
Speaker 4: You think they'd learned by now. I mean, they've had
Speaker 4: so many years of practice.
Speaker 1: Where are you at on Chick fil A? You boycott
Speaker 1: it for life?
Speaker 2: For life?
Speaker 1: Such a good chicken sandwich.
Speaker 2: Is?
Speaker 3: I want to be with you. I want to be
Speaker 3: with you. I'm there with you, and we will not
Speaker 3: order it.
Speaker 4: I will not go there and buy it. But someone
Speaker 4: brought over the Chick fil a as to my house once,
Speaker 4: the creamy one. It's delicious, but I won't buy.
Speaker 3: It fair enough. How gross is expressing anal glands? Because
Speaker 3: it honestly sounds like the.
Speaker 2: Worst thing is it's exceptionally disgusting.
Speaker 1: What do you actually do?
Speaker 4: You stick your finger in the butt and then use
Speaker 4: your thumb to squeeze the gland between your finger or thumb.
Speaker 4: They live sort of in the muscles of the anis
Speaker 4: and squeeze gently so that the material inside it. Again,
Speaker 4: it gets squished out, ideally into a paper towel or
Speaker 4: tissue with a glove on. The problem is sometimes it
Speaker 4: squirts aggressively and can get places that you don't want
Speaker 4: it and smells terrible. And if it it just gets
Speaker 4: on you, the smell is there for the day.
Speaker 2: You can't wash around.
Speaker 1: How often do you need to do this?
Speaker 2: I never do this.
Speaker 1: How often does a dog need to?
Speaker 2: Oh? I have it? That's a great question.
Speaker 4: Most dogs, as they poop, it expresses the anal glands normally,
Speaker 4: so they shouldn't have stuff in there all.
Speaker 2: You know, some people have that done once a week
Speaker 2: for their dogs.
Speaker 1: Once a week, But.
Speaker 4: You know if it happens at my hospital, I asked
Speaker 4: my technicians to do that.
Speaker 2: That is not something I do.
Speaker 3: Can I do it at home? Can I learn how
Speaker 3: to do it?
Speaker 2: I know a lot of people who do it at home.
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, Carl got a new game.
Speaker 3: If he doesn't need it, it's probably not necessary to
Speaker 3: put my fingers in his butt, that's correct, But legally
Speaker 3: I'm allowed to.
Speaker 4: You can do whatever you want your own dog. I
Speaker 4: think you're not doing harm.
Speaker 2: Can't.
Speaker 4: You can't do activity as a veterinarian, so you can't
Speaker 4: sell yourself as a veterinarian if you are not a veterinarian.
Speaker 4: You probably can't do surgery on your own dog because
Speaker 4: that's doing harm and you can't do it safely.
Speaker 2: But you can groom your own dog. You don't have
Speaker 2: to be groomer. You can express anal glands, brush teeth.
Speaker 3: I don't even do the teeth. I I just pay
Speaker 3: the money.
Speaker 2: I've never rushed my dog's teeth.
Speaker 3: Well, I haven't professionally brushed once. Every three months. My
Speaker 3: old dog just has one tooth left shake. We left
Speaker 3: one tooth in so that her tongue doesn't fall out.
Speaker 2: I think it's kind of cute when their tongue.
Speaker 3: There's nothing cute about her at this age. They keep
Speaker 3: telling me that she's going to keep living, and I'm like,
Speaker 3: wellkn dog is she's a have Anees. She's fourteen. I
Speaker 3: would say the past two years full dementia.
Speaker 2: I love have an Ees. I do too.
Speaker 4: They are one of the breeds I used to recommend
Speaker 4: people get.
Speaker 3: My favorite have anes that I ever had. I used
Speaker 3: to do a show and he was on there all
Speaker 3: the time, and when he died. Where are you at
Speaker 3: on people cloning their dogs?
Speaker 2: I think it's weird.
Speaker 1: Okay, sure, but aside from that.
Speaker 2: I think it's bad.
Speaker 3: You think it's bad, yeah, I mean, you can't create
Speaker 3: the same dog, right because dog it has to have
Speaker 3: the exact same experiences. But if it did have the
Speaker 3: exact same experiences, would it be the same dog?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: The issue that I usually have is we see people
Speaker 4: who are in some sort of trauma state and their
Speaker 4: dog is dying of something terrible, and then they want
Speaker 4: to clone it. I'm like, your dog has cancer, you
Speaker 4: want to make a new dog that has the same genetics,
Speaker 4: so you're going to create cancer again? Like this is
Speaker 4: not a smart idea.
Speaker 1: Who did it?
Speaker 3: Who's the famous woman who did a bunch of times?
Speaker 3: Barbara Streis streisand did it a bunch.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna say anything bad about Barbstraps. I can't
Speaker 2: saything bad about kick that thing.
Speaker 1: That's gonna be okay.
Speaker 2: So here's the thing.
Speaker 3: I didn't have my dog cloned, okay, but I worked
Speaker 3: on a TV show where he was always on camera,
Speaker 3: and so occasionally I would have to have a stand
Speaker 3: in for him when he wasn't around. So I had
Speaker 3: this company in China make me like fake versions of
Speaker 3: my old dog. Now the problem is I still have
Speaker 3: them and I refuse to get rid of them. Okay,
Speaker 3: but it literally is people that see this like, oh
Speaker 3: my goodness, that's that's your old castro. It's just and
Speaker 3: if it's in my house, like I'll just get.
Speaker 2: Oh double take. Yeah, it's actually really good.
Speaker 1: I can't get rid of it yet.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't.
Speaker 3: I'm not getting rid of it yet, but I keep
Speaker 3: it in a box under my table.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: I always give people that are my show gifts, but
Speaker 3: it's just stuff that I don't want at my house.
Speaker 4: Okay, great, So it's now it's going to be stuff
Speaker 4: I don't want in my house. Correct, Great, but it'll
Speaker 4: have emotional value for me.
Speaker 1: This I'm pretty sure I was supposed to return. I
Speaker 1: never did.
Speaker 2: Yeah. That great.
Speaker 3: You give that to your next customer for free instead
Speaker 3: of gouging of eighty bucks. By the way, the soft
Speaker 3: one is so much nicer the velcrow than the hard
Speaker 3: plastic one that jabs them so hard into the neck. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I mean, a soft one like this that won't bend
Speaker 2: is fine. That.
Speaker 4: The problem is when people get the soft ones that
Speaker 4: bend and then the dog can chew it the incision
Speaker 4: that I just spend so much time making pretty and
Speaker 4: tear it apart.
Speaker 3: But if your dog doesn't lick the incision at all,
Speaker 3: you don't need it at all.
Speaker 2: Correct. Wow, that is not a question to ask, assurgeon.
Speaker 3: I mean, because I've had a dog that like, wasn't
Speaker 3: gonna lick it. I'm like, well, why am I putting
Speaker 3: this on you? You're not going for it at all?
Speaker 2: It's great?
Speaker 3: No, Okay, I hear what you're doing. Give that off
Speaker 3: my desk please.
Speaker 2: Okay. Do you play games at your cabin? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Do you play Monopoly?
Speaker 2: Deal? Uh? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Do you know the game Monopoly deal.
Speaker 2: Yeah it's it's.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, you have it.
Speaker 2: I don't have it. Friends always brand.
Speaker 3: Okay, this is my old deck. I have a new
Speaker 3: deck in my house. Thank you so much, the best
Speaker 3: game of Put this in your cabin. Okay, I also
Speaker 3: got you a cabin book.
Speaker 1: This a really a dog. It's a good photo.
Speaker 3: I don't know how many coffee table books you're supposed
Speaker 3: to own, but my wife is coffee table books are
Speaker 3: basically art for people that can't afford real art, is
Speaker 3: what I'm learning, because we just have so many of them,
Speaker 3: right And I'm like, so anyway, I just took one today.
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, here's one of the that's about dog.
Speaker 3: Put this in your cabin and we'll see if my
Speaker 3: wife ever knows that one book out of eight hundred disappeared.
Speaker 2: And you know what else.
Speaker 3: The thing is, I don't look at them because when
Speaker 3: I do look at them, you break the spine. And
Speaker 3: now it's not a pretty coffee table book anymore.
Speaker 2: Right now, it's a book.
Speaker 1: Get that off my desk.
Speaker 2: Get that off the desk.
Speaker 3: I bought this one time, thinking a sound thing would
Speaker 3: be a good thing. A training mechanism for the dog.
Speaker 3: But what I realized was I'm torturing the other pets
Speaker 3: in the house. Everyone gets tortured, right, So I'm like,
Speaker 3: I can't have this fucking thing. I'm just trying to
Speaker 3: tell Carl to shut up for one second.
Speaker 2: No, you need the ones that have like a vibrating caller.
Speaker 1: Right, I got that one. This one has electric and vibrating.
Speaker 3: I've turned this thing up to twenty where I think
Speaker 3: it would fry a chicken, and Carl just thinks it's funny.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just like aah, just keeps sparking at it. So
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, I don't want that anymore. Are you
Speaker 2: giving all these torture devices to me?
Speaker 1: Yeah, well this I don't know. Maybe you hand it
Speaker 1: to somebody.
Speaker 2: Just told me that was a multiple animal torture dice.
Speaker 1: I get it.
Speaker 3: You know how to responsibly regift something. Look, I even
Speaker 3: have the paperwork still fantastic. Can I guarantee it?
Speaker 1: Just get rid of it please. Those are all the
Speaker 1: gifts that I brought.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest.
Speaker 3: For a second, I was like, oh, I'm gonna give
Speaker 3: them one of my stand in fake clone dog stuffed animals.
Speaker 3: That's sweet, and I go, I can't do it. I
Speaker 3: can't get rid of it yet. Hey, they say you
Speaker 3: recently had an injury while skiing. Yeah, so how long
Speaker 3: are you going to milk this thing?
Speaker 2: Well, I mean it was a pretty bad injury.
Speaker 1: When was it?
Speaker 2: May fifth? Sin good mile?
Speaker 1: Oh why are you skiing so late into the season.
Speaker 4: I mean it's Mammoth goes on forever and it had
Speaker 4: actually dumped ten inches a night before. It was a great,
Speaker 4: great powder day. I raced in the morning in a
Speaker 4: boarding for breast cancer race. I was the only skier
Speaker 4: in my division, so I won congratulations. Then the top pop,
Speaker 4: so I went up to the top. I had four
Speaker 4: great runs off the top and then fifth run, missed
Speaker 4: a turn on a tough run, tumbel down the mountain,
Speaker 4: broke my right knee and a couple of bones in
Speaker 4: my back before before coming to a rest on the mountain.
Speaker 2: I had knee.
Speaker 3: Surgery that night in Mammoth.
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh no, no, they've got good orthopedic surgeons there
Speaker 4: ends all the time. I was laid up for two
Speaker 4: months like not moving and then slowly rehabbing back.
Speaker 1: So you're buying your pass for this year.
Speaker 2: It already bought opening days of ever fifteenth.
Speaker 1: Are you good?
Speaker 2: I'll ski, there's no question, will you?
Speaker 1: Will you dial it.
Speaker 2: Back whatever my knee lets me do, all right?
Speaker 3: But you don't want to put your I mean knees
Speaker 3: and backs sort of things that you kind of want to,
Speaker 3: you know.
Speaker 2: Take care of on some the back held up real nice.
Speaker 3: I'm going to get into this, yes, because I'm I ride,
Speaker 3: I snowboard, I'll cross country as well. But I had
Speaker 3: to move to Tahoe over Mammoth because this is this
Speaker 3: is going to get me in trouble.
Speaker 1: The people Mammoth eh a bit much.
Speaker 4: In what way? I don't know, too grungey for you, yep, yep.
Speaker 4: So that's why I love Mammoth. But you know, the
Speaker 4: mountain's great, the season is long, it's far enough away
Speaker 4: from LA that it doesn't get super busy maybe on
Speaker 4: the weekends, and it's easy, you know for me, it's
Speaker 4: a five hour drive.
Speaker 3: Oh wait, hold on, we didn't talk about this. You're
Speaker 3: glutting to die. Do you have your pilot's license or
Speaker 3: you're getting.
Speaker 2: It getting my pilot's license?
Speaker 1: Why you love it?
Speaker 4: Flying is very exciting, scary, but the main mission is
Speaker 4: to get to Mammoth faster.
Speaker 1: We were gonna buy like a little Sessna.
Speaker 2: Looking at a Cerus.
Speaker 4: So you need a turbo to get to be able
Speaker 4: to take off and land in the summer Mammoth just
Speaker 4: because of the elevation, and.
Speaker 3: He landing an elevation is tricky from what I know
Speaker 3: in the trucky airport. You know, I know a few
Speaker 3: people that have had some mishaps, and yeah, the.
Speaker 4: Air density is a lot less, so you're the performance
Speaker 4: of your plane is reduced.
Speaker 1: One time I had a pilot tell me.
Speaker 3: He's like, he's like, we'll just just fly into Reno then, man,
Speaker 3: if you're worried about it, And I go, yeah, but
Speaker 3: I don't want to drive an extra hour.
Speaker 4: And he's like, but you don't want to die, right,
Speaker 4: But if I die, it's kind of like, all right, well,
Speaker 4: I see what you're saying.
Speaker 1: No, but if I don't die, then I have to
Speaker 1: drive an hour and I'm mad.
Speaker 2: You'd be happy that you're a life.
Speaker 3: You get my point. I do listen, you're becoming a
Speaker 3: pilot just so your commute is short.
Speaker 2: That's correct.
Speaker 4: There's an airport in Bishop which is about forty minutes away,
Speaker 4: So that's the option if you can't land at Mammoth.
Speaker 2: But what a pain in the ass.
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, well listen, Adam, thank you for being on
Speaker 1: the show.
Speaker 2: I appreciate it, pleasure. I had a great time, and.
Speaker 1: I hope one day you can fly me up to Tahoe.
Speaker 2: We'll go over.
Speaker 1: Man, Hey, look at those folks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well we'll ride together and talkho. That'll be fine. Done,
Speaker 2: all right, thank you, thank you very much for sciate it.
Speaker 3: Yep, Casha, Hey, I want to thank Adam for being
Speaker 3: on the show. Carl, he says you're in tip top shape,
Speaker 3: and I believe him. Now, if he said, hey, we
Speaker 3: could get Carl in tip top shape, but it's gonna
Speaker 3: cost five thousand dollars, I would be like, oh, think
Speaker 3: it's time we have a serious talk. I'm kidding, Carl.
Speaker 3: I couldn't put a price tag on what I would
Speaker 3: spend to keep you healthy.
Speaker 1: I mean I could.
Speaker 2: It's about five thousand.
Speaker 1: Now that pig, I don't know what I'm gonna do.
Speaker 3: I don't know what I'm gonna do if he starts
Speaker 3: tipping the scales upwards of fifty pounds and it keeps
Speaker 3: climbing currently, you know, under eight under eight pounds.
Speaker 1: We'll see what happens. But uh, thanks adding for being
Speaker 1: on the show. That was very nice.
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Speaker 3: his website. Go to our website for my tour dates.
Speaker 3: Got some Vegas new dates coming up, going to head
Speaker 3: to the East coast. Oh, I'm gonna be on the
Speaker 3: East coast. Gonna do the Midwest as well. In twenty
Speaker 3: twenty five. Now it's time for the free plug go ahead.
Speaker 3: I like that you're indifferent. Okay, the free plug music.
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Speaker 3: music Carl. All right, today's free plug. This Friday, November fifteenth.
Speaker 3: If you're anywhere between Madison Milwaukee and you want to
Speaker 3: enjoy the best catch on Lake Koshkanong, come to the
Speaker 3: Wisconsin Friday Fish Fry at Koshkanong Mounds Country Club.
Speaker 2: Man. I love a fish fry.
Speaker 1: What kind of fish is in.
Speaker 3: Kosh Kanong Walley? You think they got a freshwater salmon?
Speaker 3: Probably trout. They definitely got trout. That sounds good. Well, anyway,
Speaker 3: the clubhouse bar opens at eleven A dinner is served
Speaker 3: from four to nine pm. Reservations are recommended, but not mandatory. Hey,
Speaker 3: full menu will be available.
Speaker 2: That's good.
Speaker 3: You know some people don't like fish and they're gonna way. Hey,
Speaker 3: you know I like your t bone. You think they
Speaker 3: have a t bone there on the menu. Yeah, they
Speaker 3: got a t bone. I used to want people to
Speaker 3: call me t bones. You guys, guys started calling me
Speaker 3: t bone bone. Hey, all right, let me get back
Speaker 3: to this out plug. Also, you'll be pleased to know
Speaker 3: that the Lake View upgrade project has already taken down
Speaker 3: the wooden fence behind the wedding lawn, along with many
Speaker 3: dead trees, so the view is even better now Wow,
Speaker 3: that's the Wisconsin Friday Fish Fry on Lake Koshkonong.
Speaker 1: See you next week, guys,