WEBVTT - My Dog's Surgeon 0:00:00.360 --> 0:00:01.480 Dogger cat owners? 0:00:01.600 --> 0:00:04.720 Who's worse to deal with cat owners? 0:00:05.920 --> 0:00:06.800 Is it by a mile? 0:00:07.080 --> 0:00:09.280 A mile? Like more than a mile? 0:00:13.119 --> 0:00:23.239 Tosh Show, Tosh Show to show? Hey there, who knows 0:00:23.280 --> 0:00:24.040 what time it is? 0:00:25.160 --> 0:00:25.319 You know? 0:00:25.360 --> 0:00:30.640 We used to release these every week six am West 0:00:30.680 --> 0:00:36.519 Coast time sharp. Now we're experimenting maybe we should release 0:00:36.560 --> 0:00:40.600 them later in the day when traffic is a little 0:00:40.600 --> 0:00:42.199 more lively. 0:00:42.720 --> 0:00:43.919 So I don't know what time it is. 0:00:44.440 --> 0:00:47.640 But what I do know here at Toss Show, it's 0:00:47.680 --> 0:00:49.240 a special day, Eddie. 0:00:49.280 --> 0:00:50.040 Do you know what today is? 0:00:50.360 --> 0:00:51.280 Not sure what today is? 0:00:51.400 --> 0:00:53.600 It's our birthday? 0:00:54.040 --> 0:00:55.280 What? No? No, no, no, no no? 0:00:55.480 --> 0:00:59.960 A happy birthday? Toss Show, A right happy? Is one 0:01:00.560 --> 0:01:03.800 year old? Can you believe it? I can't. 0:01:04.200 --> 0:01:09.880 In one year we have turned this little tiny podcast 0:01:10.160 --> 0:01:12.000 into this. 0:01:14.640 --> 0:01:17.600 Man, what a ride? What a ride? 0:01:18.000 --> 0:01:25.000 So we're one year old? Sound sound the trumpets? Oh 0:01:25.120 --> 0:01:29.000 my goodness, No, I want our artificial ones. I know 0:01:29.080 --> 0:01:31.480 it's we're in birthday mode, but I have something else. 0:01:31.560 --> 0:01:35.440 This is crazy. I was surfing the other day with Pierre, 0:01:35.560 --> 0:01:37.679 you know, Pierre, the guy that eats hot dogs and 0:01:37.720 --> 0:01:42.280 fucking random food. Anyway, my French buddy. We're surfing up 0:01:43.000 --> 0:01:47.520 up north a bit on the PCH and my truck 0:01:47.600 --> 0:01:48.240 is just parked on. 0:01:48.240 --> 0:01:50.320 The side of the road. We're going into the water. 0:01:50.400 --> 0:01:52.120 And he goes, oh, hey, I need to lock this up, 0:01:52.160 --> 0:01:53.640 and I'm like, yeah, you don't need to lock it up. 0:01:53.680 --> 0:01:58.200 Nobody steals anything anymore. It's twenty twenty four. People stop stealing. 0:01:58.480 --> 0:02:00.680 Just throw it in the back of the truck. He goes, no, 0:02:01.440 --> 0:02:04.280 So I go and unlock my truck for him, and 0:02:04.320 --> 0:02:08.480 he throws whatever he wanted not to get stolen anyway. 0:02:09.120 --> 0:02:10.200 His story is stupid. 0:02:10.560 --> 0:02:15.639 We come out of the water from surfing and my belt, 0:02:15.880 --> 0:02:21.280 my jeans, and my used boxer shorts were stolen from the. 0:02:21.240 --> 0:02:24.840 Back of my truck. And this isn't like. 0:02:24.919 --> 0:02:29.000 This isn't a place where there's parking, there's no buildings around. 0:02:29.040 --> 0:02:32.080 This is like the PCH like words empty. So so 0:02:32.680 --> 0:02:35.840 somebody came by, went in the back of my truck, 0:02:36.400 --> 0:02:41.240 took my jeans, belt and underwear, left my cashmere sweater, 0:02:42.440 --> 0:02:47.519 left my shoes, left his clothes, All of his clothes 0:02:47.560 --> 0:02:52.480 were in there. Didn't touch them, but just some unhoused 0:02:52.639 --> 0:02:58.200 man got a pair of raging bone jeans, ted baker belt. 0:02:59.120 --> 0:03:03.200 James Pursos, I mean all in all, I guarantee that's 0:03:03.200 --> 0:03:04.639 over a thousand bucks. 0:03:05.919 --> 0:03:07.600 Jerk, pretty good haul. 0:03:08.160 --> 0:03:13.360 Hell of a hall anyway, Happy birthday. 0:03:12.080 --> 0:03:13.960 Birthday to you. Get you some boxes. 0:03:14.080 --> 0:03:17.200 Holy cow, I can't believe we've done this for one year. 0:03:17.639 --> 0:03:21.359 What's been your favorite episode, Eddie? I like the Astronauts, 0:03:21.360 --> 0:03:22.760 Steve Astronaut. 0:03:23.360 --> 0:03:24.560 That was a good one. 0:03:25.800 --> 0:03:29.560 That guy gave me a little pea bag from space yeh, 0:03:29.880 --> 0:03:31.160 from the Apollo Mission. 0:03:31.440 --> 0:03:33.359 I still have that. I use it every day. 0:03:33.760 --> 0:03:37.480 Who's your favorite guest? My favorite guest? Whatever one's not 0:03:37.640 --> 0:03:39.800 viewed the most? That was my favorite. Come on, guys, 0:03:39.840 --> 0:03:42.480 watch that one. I like all of them. They're like 0:03:42.600 --> 0:03:45.680 children to me, you know, except for the one that 0:03:45.840 --> 0:03:51.080 was my child. That one's actually my kids. It's been 0:03:51.120 --> 0:03:53.360 a good year, and I was happy to do the show. 0:03:53.440 --> 0:03:58.160 We are this is our last episode. No, I'm kidding. 0:03:58.400 --> 0:04:00.800 We'll probably do the show for another twenty years. You 0:04:00.840 --> 0:04:01.600 think we'll be here. 0:04:01.440 --> 0:04:05.160 For NuRD twenty Oh absolutely, Eddie. If you're here, I'm here. 0:04:06.040 --> 0:04:08.400 Let me ask you this. What's what have you learned 0:04:08.800 --> 0:04:10.760 by doing this show. You've never really hosted a show 0:04:10.760 --> 0:04:12.360 where you're just interviewing people constantly. 0:04:13.440 --> 0:04:17.200 I learned that when you're interviewing somebody you got, you 0:04:17.320 --> 0:04:18.159 gotta stay awake. 0:04:19.160 --> 0:04:21.520 It's pretty okay if you. 0:04:21.680 --> 0:04:24.640 Not off during an interview. That lets them know that 0:04:24.680 --> 0:04:26.279 you're not very interested in what they. 0:04:26.120 --> 0:04:26.679 Have to say. 0:04:27.200 --> 0:04:28.000 It's a good sign. 0:04:28.320 --> 0:04:32.160 So the whole time, I'm just when they're talking, I'm 0:04:32.160 --> 0:04:37.120 just like, don't fall asleep. By the way, this birthday, 0:04:37.520 --> 0:04:39.400 you know, I know we didn't get any cake or anything, 0:04:39.440 --> 0:04:42.240 but we we did get some hardware. 0:04:42.640 --> 0:04:43.240 You see this. 0:04:44.720 --> 0:04:48.520 YouTube, Oh man, send us this. I don't know what 0:04:48.560 --> 0:04:48.800 it is. 0:04:48.839 --> 0:04:53.800 It's a it's an award for passing one hundred thousand 0:04:53.880 --> 0:04:56.400 subscribers eleven months ago. 0:04:57.000 --> 0:04:58.840 M h, well, I don't want this. 0:05:01.120 --> 0:05:04.360 I don't like awards, So I will give this award, 0:05:04.600 --> 0:05:07.560 says presented to Toss Show. I'll give that to whoever 0:05:07.960 --> 0:05:11.960 makes the most comments on this video, and not just 0:05:12.680 --> 0:05:15.599 you know, they have to be funny comments, but not 0:05:15.760 --> 0:05:19.839 just one. I want like one hundred and fifty thousand. 0:05:20.560 --> 0:05:23.680 I want one hundred and fifty thousand. Wow, just the 0:05:23.720 --> 0:05:27.480 most comments that are enjoyable for me to read. I 0:05:27.520 --> 0:05:29.320 don't know what I'm asking for exactly. 0:05:30.360 --> 0:05:31.080 We'll figure it out. 0:05:31.400 --> 0:05:35.040 Eddie, yep, Eddie, do you remember our first guest I 0:05:35.080 --> 0:05:41.000 do it was Finky, a gay doctor. Now a year later, 0:05:41.040 --> 0:05:44.320 this show has evolved. Today's guest is a gay doctor. 0:05:45.560 --> 0:05:54.240 Enjoy Pasha. My guest today is a goddamn hero. He 0:05:54.360 --> 0:05:57.400 is a gay man who has saved countless pussies and bitches. 0:05:57.839 --> 0:06:00.960 His patients have names like Cinnamon, star Dust and Bigsby, 0:06:01.279 --> 0:06:03.640 and they usually come to them when their owners have 0:06:03.680 --> 0:06:05.920 allowed them to limp around for a couple of weeks 0:06:06.040 --> 0:06:10.080 and hopes it would magically go away. Please welcome veterinarian 0:06:10.520 --> 0:06:11.279 doctor Adam. 0:06:11.560 --> 0:06:13.680 Oh, how are you. I'm great? How are you? 0:06:13.760 --> 0:06:16.080 I'm doing really good? Thank you good first, well, thank 0:06:16.080 --> 0:06:19.160 you for being here. Do you believe in ghosts? 0:06:19.960 --> 0:06:20.200 Yes? 0:06:22.040 --> 0:06:25.960 Absolutely, I mean absolutely, I believe in ghosts about pet ghosts, 0:06:26.120 --> 0:06:26.599 of course. 0:06:27.120 --> 0:06:29.640 Oh, so everything has a spirit. 0:06:30.360 --> 0:06:32.559 Everything has a spirit if the spirit has a reason 0:06:32.600 --> 0:06:33.480 to stay around. 0:06:33.600 --> 0:06:34.839 Oh there's condition. 0:06:35.040 --> 0:06:35.320 Sure. 0:06:35.400 --> 0:06:38.520 If you don't have unfinished business, then you're just gone. 0:06:38.880 --> 0:06:41.400 Yeah, you go off, do whatever else you do. 0:06:41.600 --> 0:06:43.960 But if you have unfinished business or there's another lesson 0:06:43.960 --> 0:06:45.160 to learn, you stay around. 0:06:45.160 --> 0:06:48.840 Until you learn it. Sure, horseshit, I gotta learn stuff 0:06:48.839 --> 0:06:52.000 after I die. There's no chance I die and I've 0:06:52.080 --> 0:06:53.720 finished everything that I needed. 0:06:53.480 --> 0:06:55.440 To do or that's why you get more chances. 0:06:55.560 --> 0:06:56.600 Well, it's really convenient. 0:06:56.760 --> 0:06:59.839 Yeah, you were born and raised in La brent Woods 0:07:00.000 --> 0:07:03.520 typically give our audience a better understanding of geography. How 0:07:03.680 --> 0:07:06.600 close was your childhood home to Oj Simpson? 0:07:06.720 --> 0:07:09.320 So I went to school at Brentwood High. I was 0:07:09.360 --> 0:07:12.560 actually raised in Chevy at Hills, but the school was 0:07:12.640 --> 0:07:15.400 about a mile and a half from OJ's house. 0:07:15.440 --> 0:07:16.920 Do you remember that night as a kid? 0:07:17.040 --> 0:07:22.239 I wasn't a kid, I was. I was home from college. Okay, 0:07:23.080 --> 0:07:25.800 I was home. I was actually eating at the Islands 0:07:26.120 --> 0:07:27.760 that used to be on Pico and Veteran. 0:07:28.080 --> 0:07:29.120 You what kind of burger you go with? 0:07:29.160 --> 0:07:33.280 Big Way with cheese, no question, And we were watching 0:07:33.320 --> 0:07:36.000 the low Speed car race on the television, so they 0:07:36.000 --> 0:07:36.720 all had TVs. 0:07:36.880 --> 0:07:38.560 So I remember that day very well. 0:07:38.640 --> 0:07:39.560 You still like a burger? 0:07:39.640 --> 0:07:39.880 I do. 0:07:40.040 --> 0:07:42.960 Actually, we just took my mom to Islands for her 0:07:43.000 --> 0:07:47.400 birthday as like a nostalgic celebration because she used to 0:07:47.440 --> 0:07:49.280 take us and I got the same thing. 0:07:49.440 --> 0:07:52.080 That's very sweet. Yeah, have you always loved animals? 0:07:52.160 --> 0:07:52.440 Yes? 0:07:52.600 --> 0:07:54.480 How many pets did you have growing up? 0:07:54.560 --> 0:07:58.080 The first pet was a goldfish, but then a bird, 0:07:58.600 --> 0:08:01.800 and then we got a dog when I was nine. 0:08:01.840 --> 0:08:02.840 Maybe what kind of bird? 0:08:02.880 --> 0:08:04.160 Did you have a little cockatil? 0:08:04.280 --> 0:08:07.080 I'm not a bird fan. I love him in the wild. 0:08:07.200 --> 0:08:09.480 Yeah, I'm not really a bird fan either. The birds 0:08:09.520 --> 0:08:13.000 we deal with as Venerians are sick and mean. 0:08:13.320 --> 0:08:13.880 Not really. 0:08:13.960 --> 0:08:16.119 I wanted a pelican for a long time, but Pete 0:08:16.240 --> 0:08:17.720 told me, they said, knock it. 0:08:17.680 --> 0:08:19.840 Off, Daniel, pelican. Pelican would be rough. 0:08:19.880 --> 0:08:21.520 Oh but it's such a neat animal, you know. I 0:08:21.600 --> 0:08:21.960 just like that. 0:08:22.000 --> 0:08:24.240 They hang out on peers, talk to old fishermen all 0:08:24.320 --> 0:08:26.400 day long. Then they fly, they swim. 0:08:26.480 --> 0:08:29.600 So you want like a wild pelican friend, Yeah, not 0:08:29.640 --> 0:08:30.560 a pelican in the house. 0:08:30.640 --> 0:08:33.400 I basically want a childhood story. Okay, I like that 0:08:33.520 --> 0:08:35.520 come to life. Yes, when did you come out? 0:08:36.120 --> 0:08:40.120 When I was eighteen? Christmas break? Freshman year of college? 0:08:40.280 --> 0:08:41.320 How'd your parents handle it? 0:08:41.360 --> 0:08:41.640 Great? 0:08:42.080 --> 0:08:42.520 Did they know? 0:08:42.960 --> 0:08:44.440 My mom knew? 0:08:44.520 --> 0:08:45.080 Did she really? 0:08:45.160 --> 0:08:47.160 Or she just say she because Mom's always say I knew, 0:08:47.160 --> 0:08:48.280 and there's like, you didn't fucking know? 0:08:48.360 --> 0:08:49.160 Shit, Lady. 0:08:50.800 --> 0:08:53.080 Two of her very close friends were a gay couple, 0:08:53.600 --> 0:08:55.720 and she had mentioned to them that she thought I 0:08:55.800 --> 0:09:00.640 was gay, And that year I think we had Thanksgiving 0:09:00.679 --> 0:09:04.160 and they came to Think Giving dinner and they didn't 0:09:04.840 --> 0:09:07.000 confirm or deny to her, so she assumed since they 0:09:07.000 --> 0:09:09.480 didn't say anything, they didn't want to tell her. 0:09:09.520 --> 0:09:10.640 So she did they know? 0:09:10.880 --> 0:09:11.360 Yeah? 0:09:11.640 --> 0:09:11.839 Did you? 0:09:12.120 --> 0:09:12.920 Did you let them know? 0:09:13.120 --> 0:09:13.280 No? 0:09:14.040 --> 0:09:14.800 I don't, Well I don't. 0:09:15.120 --> 0:09:17.400 Yeah, it's all like they have special powers to know 0:09:17.640 --> 0:09:18.040 they do. 0:09:18.200 --> 0:09:18.360 No. 0:09:19.480 --> 0:09:21.200 I had a best friend come out like when he 0:09:21.280 --> 0:09:25.199 was like thirty seven to me. I was like like, no, 0:09:25.280 --> 0:09:28.600 my whole life never just had buried it, buried it, 0:09:28.640 --> 0:09:30.800 And I was so mad at myself. I'm like, how 0:09:30.840 --> 0:09:33.880 in the world you pull this off? You went to 0:09:33.920 --> 0:09:38.480 school at Stanford again Stanford. We've had five people now 0:09:38.760 --> 0:09:41.720 on this show they went to Stanford. It's basically an 0:09:41.720 --> 0:09:43.720 intellectual podcast that dabbles in comedy. 0:09:43.760 --> 0:09:44.480 Yeah, that's amazing. 0:09:44.800 --> 0:09:48.280 Pete's wife does a bit always makes me laugh. Wherever 0:09:48.320 --> 0:09:51.400 I say a college, I go, hey, sing their fight song, 0:09:51.600 --> 0:09:53.839 and then she just starts singing it and it makes 0:09:53.880 --> 0:09:55.839 me laugh. And she doesn't know anything about sports. Let's 0:09:55.840 --> 0:09:57.439 see if she'll do it on the fly. Let's see 0:09:57.440 --> 0:10:02.280 if I can get Sam to do this. Hello, Hey, 0:10:02.640 --> 0:10:04.320 sing the Stanford fight song? 0:10:04.960 --> 0:10:10.640 Go Stanford, Yes, win the game Stanford. It's gonna be 0:10:10.720 --> 0:10:15.360 a great day. That's nice, all right, Yeah, all right, 0:10:15.760 --> 0:10:17.480 I got I got the vice song. You actually know 0:10:17.480 --> 0:10:18.000 the fights are. 0:10:18.960 --> 0:10:24.600 It's all right now, baby, it's that song Free. 0:10:24.640 --> 0:10:27.960 They just stole a song totally. You can't do that 0:10:28.000 --> 0:10:30.520 for your fight song. A lot of my viewers think 0:10:30.559 --> 0:10:33.040 I'm out of touch talk about being on the polo 0:10:33.080 --> 0:10:35.640 team at Stanford, so. 0:10:36.520 --> 0:10:41.880 It sounds it sounds a lot more glorious than it was. Yeah. 0:10:42.120 --> 0:10:45.319 So I grew up riding horses and then I wanted 0:10:45.360 --> 0:10:48.080 to ride some horses at Stanford. Went out to meet 0:10:48.080 --> 0:10:51.360 the equestrian team people and they felt very elitist to me, 0:10:52.240 --> 0:10:55.600 so I didn't really mesh with them. I was playing 0:10:55.920 --> 0:10:59.360 volleyball with like pick up volleyball at night, and my 0:10:59.440 --> 0:11:02.240 buddy said, oh, you should come out for the polo team. Sure, 0:11:02.320 --> 0:11:04.959 so I went out and it was all very chill, 0:11:05.080 --> 0:11:08.800 relaxed people. We had tons of horses, eighteen or twenty 0:11:08.800 --> 0:11:10.840 horses to kind of be in charge of. It's not 0:11:10.920 --> 0:11:13.840 a varsity sport, so it was not as glorious and 0:11:13.880 --> 0:11:15.840 elitist as you think. But we did get to play 0:11:15.880 --> 0:11:19.000 polo and rubelbows with some pretty fancy people. 0:11:19.080 --> 0:11:21.240 Didn't you start by specializing on horses yet. 0:11:21.520 --> 0:11:24.240 I entered vet school thinking I wanted to be an 0:11:24.240 --> 0:11:25.640 equine veterary, a horse vet. 0:11:25.679 --> 0:11:28.240 But then you realize horse people are awful and horses 0:11:28.240 --> 0:11:28.679 are boring. 0:11:28.720 --> 0:11:31.520 I don't want to say horse people are awful, Okay, 0:11:31.679 --> 0:11:34.839 some horse people can be difficult to work with, and 0:11:35.000 --> 0:11:38.240 horses can kill you pretty quick if they want. And 0:11:38.320 --> 0:11:40.800 there's a lot of on call in the middle of 0:11:40.840 --> 0:11:44.040 the night, often in mud, and it's not always a 0:11:44.120 --> 0:11:47.680 very glorious profession. And I realized quickly I would rather 0:11:47.800 --> 0:11:51.679 work indoors on dogs and cats and make enough money 0:11:51.679 --> 0:11:53.200 to own a horse if I wanted one. 0:11:53.320 --> 0:11:54.040 Do you own a horse? 0:11:54.160 --> 0:11:54.199 Not? 0:11:54.240 --> 0:11:54.640 Anymore? 0:11:55.000 --> 0:11:56.680 Do you force people to call you doctor? 0:11:57.040 --> 0:12:03.000 I introduce myself as doctor two clients, Okay, if I 0:12:03.040 --> 0:12:05.839 am not treating your pet, please don't call me doctor, 0:12:06.080 --> 0:12:07.880 because my name is Adam Eddie. 0:12:07.880 --> 0:12:13.320 Back there on his sky miles card, just put doctor 0:12:13.480 --> 0:12:15.400 in front of it. And so whenever they like his 0:12:15.520 --> 0:12:17.880 flight's about, they always are like doctor Goslin and he 0:12:17.960 --> 0:12:19.800 just thinks he's coolest shit for that, And I'm like, 0:12:19.840 --> 0:12:22.720 that is horse anyway, It's a stolen valor. 0:12:23.200 --> 0:12:24.200 Is my issue with it. 0:12:24.360 --> 0:12:29.840 That's how come vets hire such alt kids to work 0:12:29.880 --> 0:12:30.880 in their practice. 0:12:31.160 --> 0:12:34.320 I think alt kids migrate toward ret and med. 0:12:34.440 --> 0:12:35.959 The amount of peer scenes I. 0:12:36.040 --> 0:12:39.360 See, piercings, tattoos, queer identity. 0:12:39.720 --> 0:12:41.040 They're just good. It's great. 0:12:42.320 --> 0:12:43.679 I always felt like I was like, oh, this is 0:12:43.800 --> 0:12:46.560 this is the hotbed. How many dogs do you think 0:12:46.600 --> 0:12:47.240 you've saved? 0:12:47.559 --> 0:12:49.960 That's a great question that without you doing what you did, 0:12:50.040 --> 0:12:51.839 would have died, not just been sore. 0:12:52.120 --> 0:12:56.200 That's probably a better question. So maybe half five thousand. 0:12:56.520 --> 0:12:58.679 Oh Jesus, your specialty is what is it? 0:12:58.800 --> 0:13:02.160 The surgery? But which, sir, I'll do all surgeries? 0:13:02.440 --> 0:13:04.839 Was your big one that I'm tpl o TP. 0:13:05.120 --> 0:13:07.360 Yeah, it fixes the equivalent of the A c L 0:13:07.400 --> 0:13:07.800 and people. 0:13:08.080 --> 0:13:09.920 Okay c CL and dogs. 0:13:09.600 --> 0:13:13.319 But same structure, most common injury in dogs and dognies, 0:13:13.400 --> 0:13:16.880 so very common surgery and they limp. No one likes 0:13:16.880 --> 0:13:19.520 to see their dog limping, and the surgery does a 0:13:19.559 --> 0:13:21.320 great job of making them not limp. 0:13:21.600 --> 0:13:24.200 Gun to your head, Yeah, we take you right now. 0:13:24.240 --> 0:13:26.520 We put you on an NBA team as the as 0:13:26.600 --> 0:13:30.360 the doctor. Could you could you repair some acls. 0:13:29.960 --> 0:13:31.880 The way people are done? Though you couldn't do it, 0:13:32.320 --> 0:13:35.640 couldn't It would be messy. So in dogs, we don't 0:13:35.679 --> 0:13:38.200 replace the A C. L. And in people that's the main, 0:13:38.400 --> 0:13:41.560 the mainstay. So I don't do ACL replacement. It's a 0:13:41.559 --> 0:13:45.000 completely different surgery, changing the biomechanics. But gun to my head, 0:13:45.080 --> 0:13:46.320 broken leg, no. 0:13:46.200 --> 0:13:49.880 Problem, Okay, Yeah, so we can use you. Yeah, I'd 0:13:49.880 --> 0:13:51.280 be great in a zombie apocalypse. 0:13:52.080 --> 0:13:54.800 Exactly. Are you scared of any animals? 0:13:55.080 --> 0:13:57.040 Yeah, I mean bears. 0:13:57.679 --> 0:13:58.680 You ever worked on a bear? 0:13:59.200 --> 0:14:01.600 Yes, but it was a sleep uh huh by the 0:14:01.600 --> 0:14:03.480 time I met it, you know, But in the wild. 0:14:03.559 --> 0:14:05.800 I have got a place in Mammoth, so I'm up 0:14:05.800 --> 0:14:07.960 there a lot, skiing and stuff, and so you know, 0:14:08.200 --> 0:14:09.400 you don't want to run into a bear. 0:14:09.640 --> 0:14:11.960 I had a bear come in my garage almost this summer, 0:14:12.040 --> 0:14:15.880 really in Tahoe. I couldn't have been less worried about him. 0:14:15.920 --> 0:14:18.560 I was just like, okay, first of his ear was tagged. 0:14:18.559 --> 0:14:20.320 I'm like, the city knows what this bear does. 0:14:20.400 --> 0:14:22.720 I'm not scared of bears in general. I'm scared of 0:14:22.800 --> 0:14:27.320 running into a bear unexpectedly. And then bats for some reason, I. 0:14:27.240 --> 0:14:28.040 Don't like a bat. 0:14:28.160 --> 0:14:31.840 Yeah, I don't trust their navigations, starre, unpredictable, too much, 0:14:31.960 --> 0:14:33.400 erratic darting around. 0:14:33.600 --> 0:14:33.960 Agreed. 0:14:34.160 --> 0:14:36.920 I had a bat living in my umbrella recently at 0:14:36.960 --> 0:14:37.280 my house. 0:14:37.880 --> 0:14:39.080 One of the table umbrella. 0:14:39.320 --> 0:14:41.440 It was like by a pool, you know, next to 0:14:41.480 --> 0:14:42.160 a few chairs. 0:14:42.280 --> 0:14:44.360 But every time I pulled it up, he would fly out, 0:14:44.360 --> 0:14:45.200 and I'm like, oh, no. 0:14:45.120 --> 0:14:46.760 I have to get rid of this. Yeah, and I 0:14:46.840 --> 0:14:47.400 did good. 0:14:47.680 --> 0:14:49.440 I didn't. I'm not proud of what I did. 0:14:49.520 --> 0:14:51.080 Oh you didn't just relocate him? 0:14:51.160 --> 0:14:53.760 I felt like he kept coming back. Yeah, I didn't give. 0:14:53.640 --> 0:14:55.440 It a shot. Okay, I got rid of him. Fair, 0:14:56.120 --> 0:14:56.360 It's not. 0:14:56.680 --> 0:14:57.760 I'm not my proudest moments. 0:14:57.760 --> 0:14:58.200 Okay, they are. 0:14:58.280 --> 0:15:01.000 They are one of the animals that can be a 0:15:01.080 --> 0:15:03.400 source of rabies in California, so it's better to get. 0:15:03.400 --> 0:15:06.480 I think he had rabies for sure. You ever perform 0:15:06.600 --> 0:15:07.680 surgery on big cats? 0:15:07.960 --> 0:15:08.280 Yes? 0:15:08.520 --> 0:15:10.720 Is a lion the same as a house cat internally? 0:15:10.800 --> 0:15:13.440 Yes? So they're just the stuff is just bigger, uh huh. 0:15:13.560 --> 0:15:15.280 At one of the hospitals I worked at, and we 0:15:15.320 --> 0:15:18.360 worked with a big cat rescue out in Santa Clarita 0:15:18.400 --> 0:15:21.240 or wherever it is I know, And so anytime they 0:15:21.280 --> 0:15:24.360 have issues with their animals, they'd bring them to us. 0:15:24.400 --> 0:15:26.720 They're great. They're huge. I mean, you know, their paws 0:15:26.760 --> 0:15:27.720 are like this big. 0:15:27.760 --> 0:15:30.560 And I'm still allergic to big cats. I think that's fine. Really, 0:15:30.760 --> 0:15:33.160 it's same as a house cat. I sneezed just as much. 0:15:33.320 --> 0:15:36.280 Yeah, but yes, I have plenty of surgeries on big cats. 0:15:36.400 --> 0:15:38.560 Do you ever do any funny photos with them while 0:15:38.600 --> 0:15:39.240 they're under Oh? 0:15:39.320 --> 0:15:42.200 Yeah, everyone's got photos with them. 0:15:42.320 --> 0:15:44.000 It's so crazy how big they are. 0:15:44.040 --> 0:15:46.840 I newed a lion once the balls were huge. Yeah. 0:15:46.880 --> 0:15:49.040 Did you at any point say who's the King of 0:15:49.040 --> 0:15:49.480 the Jungle? 0:15:49.560 --> 0:15:49.720 Now? 0:15:50.480 --> 0:15:50.840 I did not. 0:15:51.240 --> 0:15:53.480 Did you like the movie ace Ventura when it came out? 0:15:53.840 --> 0:15:55.240 Yeah, I'm a Jim Carrey fan. 0:15:55.400 --> 0:15:58.960 He was an animal doctor, right, Yeah, but the most 0:15:59.000 --> 0:16:01.280 transphobic movie be in the history of movies. 0:16:01.360 --> 0:16:02.280 Yeah, it doesn't hold up. 0:16:02.560 --> 0:16:03.440 Oh my goodness. 0:16:03.560 --> 0:16:04.680 A lot of those don't hold up. 0:16:04.760 --> 0:16:07.760 No, but that one is like off the charts. Imagine 0:16:07.800 --> 0:16:11.000 that being pitched in a room today. And that's why 0:16:11.000 --> 0:16:13.560 I always laugh when people are like, oh, things used 0:16:13.600 --> 0:16:15.840 to be so much better. I'm like, for who you monster, 0:16:15.960 --> 0:16:18.640 it's correct in your opinion? As a game, is that 0:16:18.800 --> 0:16:21.480 community more or less likely to be faithful? 0:16:24.120 --> 0:16:26.840 So monogamous and faithful I think are different. 0:16:26.920 --> 0:16:28.560 Yes they are. Let's go with monogamous. 0:16:28.960 --> 0:16:29.600 Less likely. 0:16:30.320 --> 0:16:33.680 You believe that I do. How about the vet community? 0:16:34.160 --> 0:16:37.480 Is it Gray's anatomy in the animal hospital where everybody's 0:16:37.520 --> 0:16:38.280 banging each other? 0:16:39.040 --> 0:16:43.720 There's no question the TV shows about vet hospitals would. 0:16:43.480 --> 0:16:44.000 Be way better. 0:16:45.680 --> 0:16:49.320 Okay, this is a serious question. Yeah, should we circumcise 0:16:49.440 --> 0:16:50.040 our dogs? 0:16:50.240 --> 0:16:53.000 No, they don't have foreskin. They don't know. 0:16:53.240 --> 0:16:54.560 I don't. I don't think I knew that they didn't 0:16:54.600 --> 0:16:57.520 have foreskin. Did you guys know that you didn't know that? 0:16:57.640 --> 0:16:57.800 Right? 0:16:58.040 --> 0:17:01.360 No, it would be fun money in theory to be 0:17:01.440 --> 0:17:03.200 like No, I wanted my dog's penis to look like 0:17:03.240 --> 0:17:03.840 my penis. 0:17:04.880 --> 0:17:06.840 The real question is this newter? 0:17:07.240 --> 0:17:07.560 Yes? 0:17:08.000 --> 0:17:09.280 Six months or one year? 0:17:09.600 --> 0:17:13.680 Yeah, that's a huge topic of debate. The research coming out, 0:17:13.960 --> 0:17:16.639 especially in bigger dogs, is let them grow a little 0:17:16.640 --> 0:17:17.159 bit longer. 0:17:17.280 --> 0:17:19.600 Okay for bone health. 0:17:19.400 --> 0:17:21.520 I waited a year and a half. No, I waited 0:17:21.520 --> 0:17:22.280 a year and two months. 0:17:22.320 --> 0:17:24.680 I mean, you know, if you're a responsible dog owner 0:17:24.720 --> 0:17:28.119 and not letting them get out and impregnate dogs inappropriately, 0:17:29.480 --> 0:17:33.080 and they are not developing behaviors that you don't like. 0:17:33.040 --> 0:17:34.880 Yeah, it wasn't all over the house. 0:17:34.720 --> 0:17:36.160 Right then It's fine. It doesn't matter. 0:17:36.200 --> 0:17:41.160 What about uh spain a dog? Do you recommend before 0:17:41.240 --> 0:17:42.360 after the first period? 0:17:42.680 --> 0:17:46.200 So when I went to at school, it was always 0:17:46.240 --> 0:17:49.720 recommended before the first heat to decrease, decrease the chance 0:17:49.800 --> 0:17:54.439