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Speaker 1: He's a regular every bikini baristas standing it. That's a

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Speaker 1: body of a sixty year old man and the laugh

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Speaker 1: of a six.

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Speaker 2: Year old girl.

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Speaker 3: What do he pokes you on Facebook?

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Speaker 4: He pokes you below the waist?

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Speaker 3: Jose, who are you smashing goodies with?

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Speaker 2: While?

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Speaker 4: Since we played on the show, we deleted that, it's

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Speaker 4: still around and finally we are gonna get another Jose

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Speaker 4: love life update because he went out on a real

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Speaker 4: date with an actual, real life human who didn't need inflating,

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Speaker 4: which was shocking.

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Speaker 3: You're supposed to be excited.

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Speaker 2: That's kind of insultin. Yeah, it's true, answer my calls.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but he finally got one the other day. Jose,

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Speaker 3: who is this woman? Tell us about it?

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Speaker 5: So this is actually an old friend of mine. We

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Speaker 5: used to run in the same circles together.

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Speaker 2: You used to run so I know her. But we

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Speaker 2: weren't ever besties. Had you ever hooked up? No, no, no,

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Speaker 2: we've never had that.

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Speaker 5: We didn't match though a year ago on Bumble year ago,

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Speaker 5: which is why it.

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Speaker 2: Kind of crossed the line for us. It was like, oh,

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Speaker 2: there is an attraction here to tell us it's been

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Speaker 2: a year and you're married already.

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Speaker 3: I finally text yes, nothing ever came of that first bubble.

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Speaker 2: Trying the time, he hasn't.

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Speaker 3: Been what changed it?

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Speaker 5: Then she saw me on the big screen out of

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Speaker 5: soccer match and they put me on the big screen.

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Speaker 5: She saw me until she texted me happy birthday, and

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Speaker 5: that opened the door for her flirting.

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Speaker 2: Thankfully she didn't.

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Speaker 3: She almost initiated the interaction.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and that was great to me.

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Speaker 5: So I asked her out to a fancy surfing turf

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Speaker 5: restaurant on the water.

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Speaker 3: You know that Jose doesn't ever do any date simple.

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Speaker 3: He always something big, plan true. What did you have

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Speaker 3: planned for this one?

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Speaker 2: So I'm excited and I'm super romantic, as you guys know.

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Speaker 5: Yes, I arranged with the restaurant ahead of time to

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Speaker 5: have one single rose on the table.

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Speaker 3: Beauty in the Beast style.

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Speaker 2: Oh god. But she didn't even notice it, not until

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Speaker 2: the waiter came by.

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Speaker 5: So the waiter comes by and immediately is like, hey,

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Speaker 5: good job on the rose, and I go, thank.

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Speaker 2: You, sir, and she goes, rose, Oh my gosh, nobody

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Speaker 2: else has a rose on the table.

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Speaker 5: And I said, I know because I set that up

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Speaker 5: for you.

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Speaker 2: And she was like, oh my god, thank you. That's like,

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Speaker 2: she's so nice. I'm sorry I.

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Speaker 3: Didn't know, and he's so cute. The cutest reaction.

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Speaker 2: I'm glad the server said something.

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Speaker 5: So anyway, speaking of looking good, five minutes later, I

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Speaker 5: see a man walking towards me across the restaurant in

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Speaker 5: a suit and a bow tie, definitely the manager. And

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Speaker 5: he's like, you may not remember me, but I managed

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Speaker 5: several of our locations, and one night you came into

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Speaker 5: our restaurant and I told you my daughter was a fan,

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Speaker 5: and you did a video for my daughter.

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Speaker 2: Shut up right now, He goes.

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Speaker 5: She watches that video almost every night still, and I

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Speaker 5: just want.

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Speaker 2: To say this man, no, I couldn't have paid anybody

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Speaker 2: to be like this. And this is even the best part.

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Speaker 5: He goes, if you need absolutely anything your entire meal,

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Speaker 5: I will personally take care of it.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Brook said that this is all paid. She never

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Speaker 2: asked after.

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Speaker 5: She's like, what's the story there, And I said, he

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Speaker 5: asked me in this, and then I remember that he

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Speaker 5: let me go into the freezer after and picked my

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Speaker 5: own stake.

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Speaker 2: Remember telling me that.

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Speaker 3: You're the Leonardo DiCaprio. This Serpenturf restaurant everybody remembers.

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Speaker 2: The universe is blessing me. So the rest of the

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Speaker 2: day we can't stop talking. We were laughing. It's also amazing.

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Speaker 2: Next thing, you know, a few hours have gone by,

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Speaker 2: it's time to leave.

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Speaker 5: So we both go to the valet and her car

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Speaker 5: pulls up first, and it's a Tesla, and I'm like.

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Speaker 2: Wow, you have a tesla, Like those are so cool?

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Speaker 2: I love those. Can I see inside?

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Speaker 5: And there's here's why I do this. In my head,

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Speaker 5: we are going to kiss. We've had the most perfect gait.

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Speaker 2: Okay, it doesn't can I see it.

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Speaker 3: Nor windows?

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Speaker 2: No, but my head, I'm.

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Speaker 5: Nervous because if I don't kiss her, then I may still.

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Speaker 2: Forever be in the friend zone.

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Speaker 5: So you're gonna go in for I know I'm going

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Speaker 5: in for it. So we both kind of crowded by

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Speaker 5: her door and look inside.

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Speaker 2: No, No, the idea was to sit in. I kind

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Speaker 2: of didn't, and we were just like cool. Actually, I'm

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Speaker 2: glad you mentioned that. Didn't think of that until after this.

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Speaker 5: So I'm leaning in and she's leaning in and we're like, yeah, well,

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Speaker 5: have a good night, and we hugged. You felt defeated,

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Speaker 5: and then my car pulls up. Do you want to

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Speaker 5: see She goes, oh, my god, is that Alexis. I

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Speaker 5: used to have Alexis with red interior, And I go,

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Speaker 5: you're not gonna believe this.

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Speaker 2: My Lexus has red interior. So we're like, let's go

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Speaker 2: see my car. So we shuffle five feet over to

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Speaker 2: my car.

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Speaker 5: I opened my driver door and we're.

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Speaker 2: Back in the same position and.

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Speaker 4: The people are standing in the line waiting for their cars.

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Speaker 3: This is only the passenger door for her.

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Speaker 2: To But then I go, no, seriously, this is it.

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Speaker 2: There's a reason she's rekindling our car. She knows the trick.

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Speaker 2: You're trying to pull it, you're not pulling it. So

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Speaker 2: here we go.

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Speaker 1: We lean in and then we start hugging again, and

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Speaker 1: then so then we're embraced, and then I kiss.

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Speaker 2: Her on the neck. Neck that's in the middle of

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Speaker 2: a huge valet is watching. I just kissed the shoulder.

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Speaker 3: I think, oh my god.

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Speaker 5: And then it's like, okay, car coming.

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Speaker 2: Please me. There's a Laborshini pulling up. At this point,

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Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm never gonna hear from her again. That

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Speaker 2: was so dumb. And she texts me.

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Speaker 5: Immediately what she's saying, and she's like, I just want

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Speaker 5: you to know that was the most incredible date.

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Speaker 2: I can't stop smiling.

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Speaker 5: And then she sent me a bunch of links to

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Speaker 5: other date ideas we had been talking about. She immediately

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Speaker 5: went to her car and was like, oh my god,

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Speaker 5: I want to send him and saw whoa, whoa, whoa.

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Speaker 2: I can't even get a kiss. Let's call. Let's hope

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Speaker 2: I can hug her correctly next time. That's what I'm

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Speaker 2: praying on. But I didn't ruin it, and we do

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Speaker 2: have another date plan, so yeah, I didn't read friends

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Speaker 2: on myself.

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Speaker 3: You're just gonna have to keep buying new cars so

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Speaker 3: you can. Yeah, well, there you go, Jose. That's your

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Speaker 3: Jose love life updates.

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Speaker 2: Cringe what it worked in? Runned It?

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Speaker 3: Seventy five nine. You give them some words of encouragement.

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Speaker 3: Where do your phone tap? Right after this?

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Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,