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Speaker 1: Jubils Dirty Little Secret on the new Hits of one

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Speaker 1: six one. It's time for dirty Little Secret. Remember text

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Speaker 1: in four one oh six one. If you have a

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret or a big dirty even a medium

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Speaker 1: sized dirty or an ultra tiny dirty secret some of

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Speaker 1: us do. It doesn't matter. If you got anything you

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Speaker 1: want to get off your chest, just text it in

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Speaker 1: four one o six one. We'll let you tell whatever

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Speaker 1: it is on the show. And we always keep everyone anonymous.

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Speaker 1: We don't even ask what your name is. Excuse me,

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Speaker 1: we don't even ask what your name is. That's why

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Speaker 1: everybody gets an anonymous nickname when they call in and

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Speaker 1: on the phone. Right now, Ace Ventura, pet detective. WHOA

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Speaker 1: what's up? Ace? Hi? Guys? How are you actually could

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Speaker 1: be ace Ventura, you know, just depending on how he wants.

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Speaker 1: But what's what's up? Ace Ventura? So you have a

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret? I do, um, But let me just propress, Like,

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Speaker 1: I don't want you guys to think that I'm crazy,

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Speaker 1: because everything I'm about to tell you is true. All right?

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Speaker 1: That makes you sound like you might be a little crazy,

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Speaker 1: it does, Yeah, I know, I know, but like, just

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Speaker 1: bear with me. It's it's the truth. Uh so I Uh,

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Speaker 1: I used to work for the government. Um, I was

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Speaker 1: stationed at the Pentagon, and um I just was, I was,

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Speaker 1: I was just imagine DMV no no, no, no, muse no.

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Speaker 1: I I had top secret clearance at the at the Pentagon.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's dope and have their secrets. Uh.

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Speaker 1: You know, I mean like I can only talk about

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Speaker 1: it at like to a certain extent obviously, you know,

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Speaker 1: I can't go into too much detail or reveal like

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Speaker 1: really in eat anything. But what I can say is that, um,

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Speaker 1: there are aliens that are among us and what wait,

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Speaker 1: hold hold on, hold on, hold on what Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: told you, I just bear with. So yeah, there's um

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Speaker 1: aliens do exist among us. Um so not even out

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Speaker 1: in space like they're on Earth. Um. Yeah, no, there's

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Speaker 1: there's aliens on Earth. Uh. It's it's more like organisms

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Speaker 1: and and bacteria, um, that that have come from from

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Speaker 1: space that will smith and like that movie Men in Black.

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Speaker 1: Is that kind of how you mean? No, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: it's it's more they're they're smaller things and obviously it's

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Speaker 1: not a comedy. This is real life, right right, but

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Speaker 1: they exist and um, you'll I honestly you guys should

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Speaker 1: be expecting to hear about this in the in the news,

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Speaker 1: um very soon. Um. But which is why I can

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Speaker 1: even talk about it a little bit now. UM. By

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Speaker 1: saying that it is like, you know, I read a

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Speaker 1: lot of well I read a lot of like stories

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Speaker 1: about space all that kind of stuff. And I've been

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Speaker 1: saying for the past like two years that the government

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Speaker 1: is prepping us to let us know that they've found life,

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Speaker 1: like because there's they think that they've found signs of

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Speaker 1: life on Vena. Yeah, because of the water and stuff,

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Speaker 1: isn't it. Well, yeah, there's water, but they feel like

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Speaker 1: that life might be in the atmosphe because of a

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Speaker 1: gas that they found there. You know what I'm talking about.

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Speaker 1: I'm of course you know what I'm talking about. She's

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Speaker 1: top secret. Yeah yeah, yeah, like I know what you're

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Speaker 1: talking about. And yes, they that is exactly what's going on,

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Speaker 1: like declassified a bunch of stuff. And then it just

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Speaker 1: feels like they're like just kind of you know, prepping us.

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Speaker 1: They're starting to slowly prep Yeah, they're starting to slowly

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Speaker 1: prep giving us the tip. Yeah, and you you're not

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Speaker 1: doing this just to get on the show, right, This

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Speaker 1: is legit. No, this is legit. I do too, it's true,

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Speaker 1: if this is all true. And again, like I'm not crazy.

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Speaker 1: I know it sounds crazy, but like you guys are

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Speaker 1: going to hear about it very soon. Excited. I think

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Speaker 1: it's just a matter of time until we're stumbled upon

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Speaker 1: by aliens. I think I am an alien really, I

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Speaker 1: mean to someone, we all yeah, exactly, we're all kind

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Speaker 1: of aliens. Yeah, anyway, now I'm now I'm just dripping

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Speaker 1: out way too much. Now I gotta take the rest

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Speaker 1: of the show off and just think about stuff. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: all right, Well, ace Ventura, whatever your name is, be

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Speaker 1: safe out there. Thank you for the information. And I

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Speaker 1: hope that you don't get thrown in jail for I

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Speaker 1: feel like you might get wicked. Yeah, oh you guys,

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Speaker 1: you guys be safe too, and just you know, prepare

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Speaker 1: yourself for when you find out the truth. Um, and

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Speaker 1: you you heard it from me first, but you know

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Speaker 1: you don't even know me, so welcome. All right, thank

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Speaker 1: you very much, You're very welcome. Well, there you go.

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Speaker 1: Aliens are real. You heard it from ace Ventura. Pet detective.

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Speaker 1: What's your dirty little secret