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Speaker 1: This week at the Parlor Live Comedy Club from SNL

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Speaker 1: and Weeds Kevin Neelan January thirty first in February first

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Speaker 1: Tickets available at parler Live dot com or four to

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Speaker 1: five to eighty nine, seven thousand, another twenties. This is Jenny.

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Speaker 1: Hi Jenny, this is Casey Ryback. I don't think we've

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Speaker 1: met before, but I'm calling from corporate HR. How are you?

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Speaker 1: I'm good? How are you? Honestly I don't like making

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Speaker 1: these phone calls, but I need to talk to you

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Speaker 1: for a second about some problems we're having problems. Yes, okay, sure,

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Speaker 1: Well you're co worker Natalie Okay, has made some complaints

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Speaker 1: about you, complaints about me. I need to give you

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Speaker 1: a chance to respond to our complaints before we take action.

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Speaker 1: Are you sure you have the right Jenny, I'm speaking

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Speaker 1: with Jennifer right. Yeah, you would be the correct, Jenny. Okay.

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Speaker 1: Do you know that you've had problems with Natalie in

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Speaker 1: the past? You know, not one. According to Natalie, you've

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Speaker 1: been very menacing to her in the hallway. Is that true? Menacing? Menacing? Yeah? No,

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Speaker 1: that's nope, that is not accurate. You have not been

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Speaker 1: menacing to her at all, what does she mean by menacing?

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Speaker 1: You know, like I would say, do you you shure

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Speaker 1: he a pocket knife, say I'm going to cut you?

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Speaker 1: Or I work in corporate America. I don't have a

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Speaker 1: I don't have a pocket knife. Did you perhaps do

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Speaker 1: the knife slit motion across your neck? You know that

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Speaker 1: could be very menacing if you did that, if you're

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Speaker 1: walking down the hallway and you look at her just

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Speaker 1: kind of like, I'm so sorry, sir. This is absolutely ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: This is ridiculous. This is completely untrue. She also said

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Speaker 1: that you've been spreading rumors about her that she has

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Speaker 1: hepatitis c Are you kidding me? Man? Do I need

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Speaker 1: to remind you that we are in a professional environment.

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Speaker 1: I don't need you to be speaking like that. You

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Speaker 1: know what? Do I need to remind you that none

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Speaker 1: of the stuff is true? This is absolutely ridiculous. The

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Speaker 1: fact that you're getting so worked up as making you

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Speaker 1: sound really really guilty of this. I gotta let you know,

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Speaker 1: you know what, It's not guilt, it's just pure rage.

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Speaker 1: This is ridiculous. Can I be us? Can I be

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Speaker 1: honest with you right now? I would like you to

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Speaker 1: be honest with me. Yeah, I'm worried that you're getting

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Speaker 1: angry with me, and now I'm worried that you're going

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Speaker 1: to be telling people that I have HEPSI. Oh, that's

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Speaker 1: absolutely ridiculous. I can't believe we're having this conversation. I

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Speaker 1: just want to point out to you that I don't

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Speaker 1: have HEPSI and I have all the immatizations to prove it. Okay,

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Speaker 1: this is the most ridiculous summer things. I'm yelling and

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Speaker 1: I'm at work right now. This is absolutely ridiculous. We're adult.

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Speaker 1: I would never I would never even speak those words.

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Speaker 1: I haven't even said the word hepsi until two seconds

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Speaker 1: ago when you've brought it up. Okay, Well, I'm just

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Speaker 1: letting you know if you want to spread that HEPSI

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Speaker 1: rumor about me, you can't because I don't have it.

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Speaker 1: I don't care if you do or if you don't.

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Speaker 1: I'm not going to say anything about it, you know.

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Speaker 1: Can I just talk to Natalie about this? I want

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Speaker 1: to know why she's making up all these lives? Unfortunately, No,

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Speaker 1: if you talk to Nailie's probably gonna end up in

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Speaker 1: termination and what you're gonna fire me overly? Well, you

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Speaker 1: haven't given me anything to convince me that you haven't

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Speaker 1: been saying these things. None of it's true. I've got

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Speaker 1: to believe Natalie when she tells me that you've been

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Speaker 1: doing this. If we could just get Natalie involved in

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Speaker 1: this conversation, I think everything would get smoothed over. I

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Speaker 1: feel like I should be speaking with a lawyer before

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Speaker 1: I even speak to you. I don't know if I

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Speaker 1: want to continue this conversation. You know who I feel

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Speaker 1: like we should talk to about this. No, Natalie, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I think are we finally on the same page. No,

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Speaker 1: I think we should talk to your boyfriend Keith. Why

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Speaker 1: would we do that? Well? Would we do that because

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Speaker 1: he's the one that asked me to call you. Why

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Speaker 1: because this is actually jewel from Brook and Jewel in

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Speaker 1: the morning, I'm moving ninety two point five doing a

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Speaker 1: phone tap on you. Oh god, are you kidding me? No,

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Speaker 1: it's a joke. Your boyfriend said you started a new

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Speaker 1: job and wanted to screw with you a little bit.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. If I'm if, I'm gonna be honest

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Speaker 1: with you though, that Natalie Chicks sounds crazy. Oh my gosh,

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Speaker 1: she's lovely for a chick with HEPSI wake up every

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Speaker 1: morning with jubil Foone taps weekday mornings on the twenties

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