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Speaker 2: Welcome back.

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Speaker 1: It's a brand new episode of Laugh with Me, a

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Speaker 1: podcast with Jeremy Otom I am your host. It's the holidays,

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Speaker 1: and I am certainly in the holidays spirit lately, just

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Speaker 1: We are just, I don't know, a week or two

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Speaker 2: So Santa, he was right, he's ninety involved.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm in a meeting. Go ask Santa. I know,

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Speaker 3: I know what. Just go ask him. I'll be done.

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Speaker 3: Well, I need I need a beverage. I'm working almost

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Speaker 3: We have a whole management system. Wow, there's like a

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Speaker 3: Oh my, that's why I'm here, Yes, why he needs

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Speaker 1: Well, it appears during the Christmas season you're busier than ever,

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Speaker 2: Do you go?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Of course. Okay, the elves get a week off.

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Speaker 3: Well, I mean this is a week where they don't

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Speaker 2: Okay, oh they're off the grid.

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Speaker 1: I asked Sanna about watching people when they sleep. This

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Speaker 1: So when they say big Brothers watching, it's just big Sannah. Heck, yes,

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Speaker 2: Go back and.

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Speaker 1: Check out the episode. It don't It was pretty eye opening.

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Speaker 2: Oh Santa Santa.

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Speaker 1: So a lot of the songs are Santa focused. Where's

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Speaker 1: Well.

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Speaker 3: But we won't. We won't talk about Elon.

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Speaker 2: Why would I know that you're you're the boss of

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Speaker 3: Nobody's asking me. Nobody's saying, oh, missus Claws, bring me

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Speaker 3: To feel like he is still in control of everything,

442
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Speaker 3: and if he knows what the kids want, he's in control.

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Speaker 1: Sounds like a man, right there, Santa Claus. Wow, Well,

444
00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:34,960
Speaker 1: we have missus Clause here on lap with me. This

445
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Speaker 1: is part of the show where I work out new jokes. Okay, okay,

446
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Speaker 1: so these are new jokes. I don't know if you're

447
00:24:41,359 --> 00:24:43,560
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm your missus Clause. You're familiar with what

448
00:24:43,600 --> 00:24:45,880
Speaker 1: I do, but I've got a couple of new joke

449
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Speaker 1: ideas I'm working out. I'm going to tell my joke

450
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Speaker 1: idea again. These are jokes i'm working out.

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Speaker 2: Excuse me, Yeah.

452
00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:58,040
Speaker 1: You're okay, you're eating. I'm going to then work out

453
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Speaker 1: these jokes and.

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Speaker 3: Then I hear better with a snack in my stomach.

455
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Speaker 1: You tell me if I've got anything, if it's funny,

456
00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:08,840
Speaker 1: I could use this on stage, or maybe we've got

457
00:25:08,880 --> 00:25:09,359
Speaker 1: some work to do.

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay.

459
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Speaker 1: You know, there's like some actors who they have, like

460
00:25:14,119 --> 00:25:16,399
Speaker 1: early on in their careers, like their defining role. You

461
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Speaker 1: see this a lot like in the pre social media days,

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Speaker 1: where you've got somebody who had a big role and

463
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Speaker 1: it like defined their career and then you didn't really

464
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Speaker 1: ever see them too much after that defining performance. Like

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Speaker 1: James Gandelfini on The Sopranos, he played Tony soprano, right,

466
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Speaker 1: whatever happened to him? You never see him anymore. Yeah,

467
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Speaker 1: we all die.

468
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Speaker 3: But he literally died. That's why you don't see him anymore.

469
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Speaker 2: I don't think that's an excuse.

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Speaker 3: Are you saying? Are you trying to say, why didn't

471
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Speaker 3: we see him in other roles after the Sopranos or

472
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Speaker 3: you just say because we don't see.

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Speaker 1: Him now, yeah, we only talk about the Sopranos and

474
00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:04,440
Speaker 1: you don't really see him anymore.

475
00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:06,600
Speaker 2: And it's like, what happened to that guy?

476
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Speaker 3: I don't like your joke?

477
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Speaker 2: Okay, all right, here's one for you.

478
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Speaker 3: Hold up, yep, James Gandolfini was a national treasure.

479
00:26:17,520 --> 00:26:20,080
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, no, I love the Sopranos. You know, I'm

480
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Speaker 2: a huge thing.

481
00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:23,880
Speaker 3: You using him as the butt of your joke.

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Speaker 1: All right, rip, missus Claus, big Sopranos fan. So here's

483
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Speaker 1: here's another one. You know, I'm somewhat of a daydreamer.

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Speaker 1: I like to think big picture, think of what could be,

485
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Speaker 1: think of like, you know, where my career could go,

486
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Speaker 1: or big projects.

487
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Speaker 2: I could do at home, and just kind of you

488
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Speaker 2: know what if right?

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Speaker 1: I like to sometimes when I'm daydreaming, it could I

490
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Speaker 1: don't know, it can last anywhere from a few seconds.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes I'm standing there for a good fifteen twenty minutes

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Speaker 1: thinking about all that'd be cool and just kind of

493
00:26:55,359 --> 00:26:58,119
Speaker 1: like lose focus on where I'm at. But it seems

494
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Speaker 1: like whenever I do that, my boss is like, can

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Speaker 1: you back to work?

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Speaker 3: All right? I can see I can see where you

497
00:27:05,160 --> 00:27:07,240
Speaker 3: could go somewhere with that.

498
00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:08,080
Speaker 1: I could go with that.

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00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:09,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, have a lot in common.

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Speaker 2: It's good.

501
00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:14,760
Speaker 3: Maybe you two should work that joke out together, give

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Speaker 3: him something to do in the new year.

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Speaker 1: I get Santa back on the show and work out

504
00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:20,560
Speaker 1: some jokes. But all right, well that one's got potential.

505
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Speaker 1: We're gonna leave James Gandalfiedi to rest rest in peace.

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Speaker 3: Don't touch that national treasure.

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Speaker 2: Missus claws, you were on laugh with me? Thank you?

508
00:27:32,119 --> 00:27:33,719
Speaker 1: Do you have anything you want to promote? You got

509
00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:36,359
Speaker 1: anything coming up? Like I know, Christmas is coming up.

510
00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:38,880
Speaker 3: My busiest night of the year is coming up.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what I was thinking. I asked Sanna

512
00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:44,520
Speaker 1: and he said he had nothing going on, So I.

513
00:27:44,520 --> 00:27:47,600
Speaker 3: Don't that man has nothing ever going on.

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00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:49,359
Speaker 1: Me.

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Speaker 3: However, you know, I'm really looking forward to Christmas Day.

516
00:27:58,080 --> 00:28:00,919
Speaker 3: Santa talked about how he's in the high tub with

517
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Speaker 3: the champagne. But let's be real, I'm the one making

518
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Speaker 3: sure that the hot tub is running and that the

519
00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:12,880
Speaker 3: champagne is stocked. I too enjoy sitting in the hot tub,

520
00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:16,360
Speaker 3: not together, because I need a break from him.

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Speaker 2: What kind of champagne do you serve him on Christmas Day?

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Speaker 3: Oh? You know, it's whatever we can get available outer

523
00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:31,880
Speaker 3: space not outer space.

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00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:37,520
Speaker 2: Confirmed, North Pole is out of this world.

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Speaker 3: That might be your best joke of the night.

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Speaker 4: Yes, yes, we did it, We did it.

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Speaker 2: What on the board for Jeremy? Wow?

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00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:55,160
Speaker 1: It truly is a Christmas miracle.

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Speaker 3: Maybe that's what gets you on the Nice list this year.

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Speaker 2: You know what. I hope. So, I hope. So that

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Speaker 2: Cole is really piling up.

532
00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:11,840
Speaker 3: So we had one specifically with your name on. Maybe

533
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Speaker 3: we'll scratch that out.

534
00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:16,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, give it to Johnny. How about that?

535
00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:20,280
Speaker 1: He go Fox to show up every week, So that

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Speaker 1: would be that's the way to do it, I think,