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Speaker 1: packed show for you tonight. The World Health Organization is
Speaker 1: planning to send us back to our apartments. I hope
Speaker 1: you enjoyed your shower this morning because it could be
Speaker 1: your last. And we wrap up season one of the
Speaker 1: January six Committee, plus Oscar won A. Daniel Coloa is
Speaker 1: joining us on the show. So let's do this people,
Speaker 1: Let's come straight. I think you don't have okay. Before
Speaker 1: we get into the big stories, let's catch up on
Speaker 1: a few other things that are going on. First of all,
Speaker 1: Vladimir Putin has announced that he will unblock Ukraine's ports,
Speaker 1: and it's good news. But I trust Putin's deals as
Speaker 1: much as I would trust eat On muscar on my
Speaker 1: wife so we'll see how that goes. Also, w W
Speaker 1: founder Vince McMahon has been forced to retire after it
Speaker 1: came out that he may have paid up to fifteen
Speaker 1: million dollars to hush up sexual misconduct allegations over the
Speaker 1: last twenty years. Yeah, and you know something's over the
Speaker 1: line when pro wrestling catches, because those reffs never see anything,
Speaker 1: you know. In celebrity news, Drake is under fire for
Speaker 1: posting a picture of a random woman that he saw
Speaker 1: at a restaurant to his degram, saying that he tried
Speaker 1: to ed drop the picture to her so she could
Speaker 1: see how hot she looked. Yeah. Yeah, and while it's
Speaker 1: not like the worst thing in the world, I think
Speaker 1: we can all agree it's a little creepy, you know.
Speaker 1: In fact, this punishment, Drake should have to ride the
Speaker 1: subway and then let all the creeps ed drop their
Speaker 1: dick picks to him, you know, and we'll be like, ah, ship,
Speaker 1: why don't you look like a colored flower? And of course,
Speaker 1: the most exciting thing that happened over the weekend, we
Speaker 1: got the first trailer for Black Panther Too, the pinder
Speaker 1: for ever and I don't know if you saw it,
Speaker 1: but that trailer was amazing and it was so black
Speaker 1: what black people? Black people were celebrating that trailer the
Speaker 1: same way white people celebrate when Trader Joe's drops a
Speaker 1: brand new frozen meal. They're like pumpkin rabbioli. What all right?
Speaker 1: But let's get into the big news of the day,
Speaker 1: starting with the major announcement from the World Health Organization.
Speaker 1: And yes, you already know the news is going to
Speaker 1: be bad because the World Health Organization they never call
Speaker 1: us to say, hey, guys, we just want to let
Speaker 1: you know the world is healthy, everything's fine. No, they
Speaker 1: only pop up to say ship like this. With cases
Speaker 1: rapidly on the rise, this morning, the World Health Organization
Speaker 1: is sounding the alarm on monkey pops, declaring the virus
Speaker 1: a global health emergency across the country. The numbers are
Speaker 1: steadily rising. Less than two weeks ago, the CDC listed
Speaker 1: just over fourteen hundred confirmed cases nationwide. Now that number
Speaker 1: has nearly doubled, with cases in all but five states.
Speaker 1: The nation's epicenter New York, where nearly nine hundred people
Speaker 1: have been infected. The last time the World Health Organization
Speaker 1: made this designation was January, in response to COVID nineteen
Speaker 1: another global health emergency. No, we just got done with
Speaker 1: ignoring this pandemic. I don't ref I can handle a
Speaker 1: nogal one. Pop can't take this. And also, why is
Speaker 1: New York the epicenter again? Huh? Haven't we been through enough?
Speaker 1: Hurricane Sandy, coronavirus, the Knicks. Now, I'm joking, I'm joking.
Speaker 1: Sandy wasn't a complete disaster, seriously, people, And what is
Speaker 1: it about New York? Why? Why do diseases love it?
Speaker 1: You know, what is it about this place outside of
Speaker 1: like the rats and the cockroaches, and the subways full
Speaker 1: of fee season piles of garbage on the sidewalk, outside
Speaker 1: of all of that, why do diseases love New York? Not?
Speaker 1: The good news? And the big difference between monkey Parks
Speaker 1: and COVID is so far monkey Parks doesn't seem as
Speaker 1: dangerous so far, still gonna take it seriously. But for
Speaker 1: most people it gives you some painful boils for like
Speaker 1: a few days, and then it's gone, Yeah and off
Speaker 1: the COVID. I'm not gonna lie. That doesn't phaze me. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: because it's like, is this gonna kill a million people?
Speaker 1: And shut down the planet. No, well, then I'm taking
Speaker 1: these boils to the club. Baby. Now you may have
Speaker 1: noticed that online or somewhere else people are saying that
Speaker 1: monkey pops is a gay disease. Please understand that that
Speaker 1: is not true. All right. Yes, gay men who are
Speaker 1: very sexually active are at higher risk of getting the
Speaker 1: disease because it's transmitted through touch. But it is not
Speaker 1: a gay disease. Okay, anyone can get it. So what
Speaker 1: we should make sure the gay communities get the support
Speaker 1: that they need. We also shouldn't stigmatize them and make
Speaker 1: it seem like monkeypos is their disease, the same way COVID,
Speaker 1: the same way COVID wasn't a Chinese person's disease, the
Speaker 1: same way AIDS wasn't an African person's disease. All right,
Speaker 1: I want to wear. A disease starts. If you don't
Speaker 1: start it out, it could spread out to the larger population.
Speaker 1: It's how diseases work. You know. Some disease might start
Speaker 1: in a frat house, but if you don't stop it,
Speaker 1: one day, your granny could be on the phone with you. Like,
Speaker 1: I don't have much longer, sweetie. The doctors say I've
Speaker 1: got why fever. It's it's really bad. So let's not
Speaker 1: blame any one group of people here for monkey parks.
Speaker 1: The ones we should be blaming are the monkeys. Yeah,
Speaker 1: don't forget. All these diseases come from monkeys, and it's
Speaker 1: not a mistake. They're trying to kill us. Yeah, because
Speaker 1: you see, remember we used to roll with the monkeys.
Speaker 1: And then what do we do. We secretly went away,
Speaker 1: we got closing computers, and we left our monkey brothers behind. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then they're like, all right, screw you guys. You
Speaker 1: said you were going to the shop to buy cigarettes,
Speaker 1: and now you build cities and ship and you left
Speaker 1: us naked and the bushes eating bananas. We're gonna show you.
Speaker 1: But even though even though it's an emergency, let's not
Speaker 1: get too stressed out right about something that may or
Speaker 1: may not become a worldwide disaster, because we've already got
Speaker 1: a worldwide disaster to focus on. It's called climate change. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's the reason everyone was sweating so much this weekend.
Speaker 1: They managed to make weight for the big fights, But
Speaker 1: I'm an accountant. You made weight get in their champion.
Speaker 1: Last week we saw how the heat was affecting Europe, right,
Speaker 1: temperatures were hitting record highs wildfires when multiple countries and
Speaker 1: now the US is experiencing the same thing. Many cities
Speaker 1: are seeing record breaking temperatures meters hitting triple digits in
Speaker 1: areas throughout the Northeast, and that could be the case
Speaker 1: the rest of the week as well. That's riot. At
Speaker 1: least four cities set new marks, including Boston Newark in California,
Speaker 1: the Oak Fire has burned at least ten structures. These
Speaker 1: newlyweds coming back to their home to find it reduced
Speaker 1: to ash, many wondering if they'll even have a home
Speaker 1: to come back to. Wildfire sending residents fleeing in the West,
Speaker 1: emergency cruise in Yosemite National Park working day and night
Speaker 1: from the ground and in the air trying to contain
Speaker 1: the more than fifteen thousand acre Oak Fire. This is
Speaker 1: the not so mighty Rio Grand near Albuquerque, New Mexico.
Speaker 1: High tempts and extreme drout i've caused water levels to
Speaker 1: drop to their lowest point in about forty years. These
Speaker 1: new satellite images showing just how much water Lake Meat
Speaker 1: has lost to a massive drought. It's water levels are
Speaker 1: at their lowest points in ninety seven. That is just
Speaker 1: after the lake was created by the Hoover dam. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it looks like the world is on fire and soon
Speaker 1: all of our drinking water will be gone. So jokes
Speaker 1: on you monkey powks. Yeah, you can't kill us if
Speaker 1: we're killing ourselves first, bitch, Hugh Men's, Hugh, Men's que,
Speaker 1: Men's hue, Men's Men's man to man to man man, Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're gonna die. But once again we're being reminded. If
Speaker 1: humanity doesn't get our act together soon, Mother Nature is
Speaker 1: gonna handle this problem herself. The thunderstorms are going to
Speaker 1: become more thunder rye droughts are going to be more droughty.
Speaker 1: Planet's gonna be so hot, drink is gonna ed drop
Speaker 1: at a picture of itself. I mean, did you guys
Speaker 1: feel how hot it was this weekend? Did you feel it?
Speaker 1: It was no joke. My sweat was sweating. For a second.
Speaker 1: I thought my uber made a mistake and dropped me
Speaker 1: off in hell. I said, four streets it was so hot.
Speaker 1: I was just walking into random doors, just like to
Speaker 1: steal the air conditioning. I'm not gonna lie. And when
Speaker 1: I say every store, I mean every store, even stores
Speaker 1: like zero business being inside. And the worst thing is,
Speaker 1: you know, when you do that, you have to act
Speaker 1: like you actually want to buy something even when you don't. So, um,
Speaker 1: you guys, you don't do custom eyeholes. Yeah yeah, so
Speaker 1: just off the rack okay? Yeah yeah, And you said
Speaker 1: the crosses are not self burning, but you you can
Speaker 1: get an easy light version online. Okay, hey yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: well you know what, I'm gonna come back. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: come back. I'm just gonna go to Saphara because I
Speaker 1: need to get some of whatever they sell. And uh, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll be back. I'll be back. What was your name again?
Speaker 1: Was was Art? Was? Art? All right? Thank you, thank you,
Speaker 1: I'll be back. I'll do that. Yeah, I'll do that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll definitely come back. I did not go back. But again,
Speaker 1: let's not get too stressed about this disaster that could
Speaker 1: end human life on Earth, because we can still change it.
Speaker 1: And besides, we need to save some of our stress
Speaker 1: for another existential threat, the robot apocalypse and Russia a
Speaker 1: a primely bad move at the Moscow Chess Open, a
Speaker 1: chess plane robot apparently malfunctioned and broke its young opponent's finger.
Speaker 1: We see the robot taking one of the boys pieces,
Speaker 1: but when he makes him move quickly, the robot grabbed
Speaker 1: his finger hard enough to break it. Officials say the
Speaker 1: seven year old didn't wait long enough before that next move,
Speaker 1: but he was back playing the next day, so so
Speaker 1: that robot tried to kill that child and everyone just
Speaker 1: went back the next day like nothing happened. Also, who
Speaker 1: is programming a chess robot with enough strength to break
Speaker 1: a human hand? This is chess? What UFC? It was
Speaker 1: this rook to chokehold which actually wouldn't watch more chess chokes.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie, but this is how it starts. People,
Speaker 1: Serri stops listening to you. A chess robot breaks a
Speaker 1: seven year olds finger. Next thing you know your room
Speaker 1: by sneaking up behind you with a knife. Prepared to die?
Speaker 1: Here my prepared to or die? Where are you here?
Speaker 1: Men's prepared or die? All right, that's it for the headlines.
Speaker 1: But before we go to a quick break, let's check
Speaker 1: it on the stock market without finance expert Michael Cost
Speaker 1: to everybody, what's fry on my creak? More importantly, what's
Speaker 1: happening in the stock market? Yeah, you know, I'm actually
Speaker 1: not crushing it. So yeah, Psych, I'm crushing it. I'm
Speaker 1: crushing I'm also trying to bring back psych but it's
Speaker 1: not really work. Psych. It's working and I've crushing it. Dude,
Speaker 1: I crushed it, and I got a hot tip. You
Speaker 1: want to make some money in the market, I got
Speaker 1: a hot tip some play attention? Great, all right, so
Speaker 1: let's get it. This is the actually before we do this,
Speaker 1: that Black Panther trailer, who right, that was amazing. I
Speaker 1: got two things to say about Black Panther, Okay, first one, well,
Speaker 1: Conda forever, all right, and the second one is people
Speaker 1: been telling me to stop doing that, all right, So
Speaker 1: so that's my last one, Psyche, what kind of forever
Speaker 1: I'm that? So this is the don't actually actually actually
Speaker 1: the robot that broke the robot breaks a child's finger
Speaker 1: and nothing happens to it. That's unfair, you know. But
Speaker 1: my two year old niece puts her finger in my
Speaker 1: mouth and I bite down and now I'm a monster. Okay,
Speaker 1: you ate the last cupcake, Denise. You gotta learn some boundaries,
Speaker 1: all right. The big news Trevor in the w W
Speaker 1: E right here is and look I wrestled in middle school,
Speaker 1: so I understand this. Okay, I wasn't on the wrestling team,
Speaker 1: but I was thrown down and beating up a lot. Okay,
Speaker 1: look at this eight percent increase in one day. I
Speaker 1: know what you're thinking, this is wrestling. That's fake. No no,
Speaker 1: no, no no no. This is real, almost as real as
Speaker 1: those injuries I sustained throughout middle school. But look here's
Speaker 1: what happened. The CEO of w W, Vince McMahon, stepped
Speaker 1: down and this thing climbed higher than a unitard up
Speaker 1: a sweaty wrestler's butt hole. Okay, now this is humiliating
Speaker 1: for Vince McMahon. Okay, this is like if you go
Speaker 1: to a party and then as soon as you leave,
Speaker 1: everyone's like, that's when it got good. That's what Vince
Speaker 1: McMahon is dealing with right here. There's been a big
Speaker 1: shake up at w W. They hired a new creative director,
Speaker 1: Triple H, a former wrestler, or as I refer to
Speaker 1: him as. But here's what I'm hoping for, Trevor, all right,
Speaker 1: with this infusion of cash, I'm hoping the WW buy
Speaker 1: some better furniture. You know, Stop with these folding chairs
Speaker 1: and these tables that break all the time. How about
Speaker 1: how about some solid, oh some something heavy like a hickory,
Speaker 1: and then you hit the referee with that. Okay, I
Speaker 1: promised you a hot tip. All right, Okay, here's the
Speaker 1: hot tip. Think about this. Think about this all right.
Speaker 1: If you're the CEO of a struggling company, Okay, just
Speaker 1: say you're leaving. Wait for the stock to go up,
Speaker 1: right then you say side, I'm back in. We're kind
Speaker 1: of forever Michael Costa. Everybody, don't go away, because when
Speaker 1: we come back, we'll look at the season Canaly of
Speaker 1: January six. You don't miss it. Welcome back to The
Speaker 1: Daily Show. After six weeks of televised drama, we finally
Speaker 1: come to the end of season one of the January
Speaker 1: six hearings, the investigation into the day Donald Trump lost
Speaker 1: his security deposits, and the latest news is actually about
Speaker 1: Steve Bannon, the former Trump advisor, and you're daily reminded
Speaker 1: to wear sunscreen. Bannon refused to comply with a subpoena
Speaker 1: from the January six committee, and now he could spend
Speaker 1: two years in prison after being found guilty of contempt
Speaker 1: of Congress. And before you try and make some how
Speaker 1: this joke about, Oh, I hope he doesn't drop the
Speaker 1: soap in prison, don't Chris Steve Benn doesn't use soap? Okay,
Speaker 1: it's not an issue. But anyway, let's catch up on
Speaker 1: all the other juicy details coming out of those hearings
Speaker 1: in our ongoing coverage of January six. So, the January
Speaker 1: six hearings finally came to a close with the Committee
Speaker 1: putting on a two hour primetime show which they hoped
Speaker 1: would finally convince the nation that President Trump was hashtag problematic,
Speaker 1: and because this was the last episode, they did not
Speaker 1: hold back. The prime time finale for the January six
Speaker 1: committee lived up to its billing, the committee presenting what
Speaker 1: maybe it's most damning evidence to date, highlighting the one
Speaker 1: hundred seven minutes between President Trump telling his supporters to
Speaker 1: march to the Capitol and when he finally told them
Speaker 1: to go home. Trump spent much of that time at
Speaker 1: the White House watching the violent assault unfold on TV
Speaker 1: and refusing to publicly condemn it or call off the mob.
Speaker 1: For hours. Trump ignored please by his aids, members of Congress,
Speaker 1: and even his own daughter to call off the violence
Speaker 1: as it unfolded before his eyes. The prime time event
Speaker 1: painted the clearest picture yet of how former President Trump
Speaker 1: waited until it was clear that his supporters would not
Speaker 1: be able to stop the certification of the vote before
Speaker 1: he made any attempt to call off the angry mall.
Speaker 1: As he was gathering his things in the dining room
Speaker 1: to leave, President Trump reflected on the day's events with
Speaker 1: the White House employee. President Trump said nothing to the
Speaker 1: employee about the attack. He said only quote, Mike Pence
Speaker 1: let me down. Wow. Trump watched everything that happened on
Speaker 1: January six, and his biggest problem is that Mike Pence
Speaker 1: let him down by I guess, not being hanged. He
Speaker 1: said he was my writer or died, but when I
Speaker 1: asked him to die, he wouldn't do it. What a loser.
Speaker 1: But yeah, the main takeaway from this hearing is not
Speaker 1: only did Trump do nothing through three hours of the
Speaker 1: best TV he watched all year, but he only finally
Speaker 1: spoke out once it was clear that the coup had failed.
Speaker 1: And everyone knows that move right when you act too late,
Speaker 1: as if you wanted to do it, but you don't.
Speaker 1: It's like that thing you do when when you go
Speaker 1: out with your friends you know'd be like, oh, let
Speaker 1: me grab the check, because like we left the restaurant
Speaker 1: twenty minutes ago. Oh but too bad. Next time I
Speaker 1: got to I got to now. I mean, if you,
Speaker 1: if you want to be really generous, you could say
Speaker 1: the reason Trump didn't do anything on January six is
Speaker 1: because maybe he was in shock. All right. I mean,
Speaker 1: we've all tweeted crazy things. But if I tweeted I'd
Speaker 1: kill for a mac rib and then my followers burned
Speaker 1: down McDonald's, I wouldn't know what to do as well.
Speaker 1: But it turns out that even on January seven, and
Speaker 1: Trump still had to be forced, kicking and screaming into
Speaker 1: condemning the mega mob and conceding the election. And the
Speaker 1: only reason we know this is because the Committee released
Speaker 1: the outtakes of his speech, and they are hilarious. I
Speaker 1: would like to begin by addressing the heinous attack yesterday,
Speaker 1: and to those who broke the law, you will pay.
Speaker 1: You do not represent our movement, you do not represent
Speaker 1: our country. And if you broke the law, I can't
Speaker 1: say that I'm not gonna. I already said you will pay.
Speaker 1: The demonstrators who infiltrated the capital have defied the seat
Speaker 1: of destiny just defiled, right, so I can't see it
Speaker 1: very well. Okay, I'll do this. I'm gonna do this.
Speaker 1: Let's go. But this election is now over. Congress has
Speaker 1: certified the results. I don't want to say the election
Speaker 1: is over. I just want to say Congress has certified
Speaker 1: the results without siding the election zone. Okay, but convers fright, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I didn't say over. So let's let me see. Don't
Speaker 1: go to the paragraph before, h Okay. I would like
Speaker 1: to begin by addressing the heinous attack yesterday. Yesterday is
Speaker 1: a hard word for me. I could take the word
Speaker 1: yesterday because it doesn't work with heyn his attack on
Speaker 1: our country, say on our country. I want to say
Speaker 1: that my only goal was to insure the integrity of
Speaker 1: the vote. My only goal was to ensure the integrity
Speaker 1: of the boat. Ye. I'm not gonna lie. I'm torn
Speaker 1: on this. I'm torn because yes, yes, him refusing to
Speaker 1: say the election is over, that's damning as hell, right.
Speaker 1: But the rest of the stuff, I mean, it just
Speaker 1: seems like someone who's struggling to read. You know, No,
Speaker 1: I get it, I get it can happen to you.
Speaker 1: You know what can happen. Sometimes you're trying to work
Speaker 1: with the camera and you don't. I understand that, I understand.
Speaker 1: But what I will say is really funny is how
Speaker 1: he says he can't say yesterday, but says yesterday. He's
Speaker 1: like yesterday, I can't say yesterday, yester. Yesterday's realier. Nobody
Speaker 1: can say yesterday. What what is that word? See, I'll
Speaker 1: trash hit out yes media. You see, you can't say yesterday.
Speaker 1: You can't say you can't say it was that thing.
Speaker 1: By the way, that was funny. I've never seen him
Speaker 1: do that. It's like a sassy Trump. But really the
Speaker 1: parts of the clip where Trump refuses to say the
Speaker 1: election is over, that is bad, right, and very optimistic,
Speaker 1: because say what you want about the man, he does
Speaker 1: not give up. He was a football coach, he'd be
Speaker 1: in the locker room like, okay, team we lost by
Speaker 1: thirty points and the other team has already gone home,
Speaker 1: which means the end zone is completely unguarded. Tried to
Speaker 1: run the board. Fellas get in there like yesterday, Hi
Speaker 1: say I said it. I said the word. Now. The
Speaker 1: committee didn't just expose the president for throwing a trump
Speaker 1: Trump tump Trump Trump Trump Trump. Now, that's hard. Can
Speaker 1: we change the guys? That's hard, that's hard, Trump trim.
Speaker 1: They also took a moment to reveal that a lot
Speaker 1: of the bravado that we've seen from far right Republican
Speaker 1: lawmakers wasn't actually how they felt while the patriots were
Speaker 1: ransacking the capital, and one person who really got dragged
Speaker 1: was Missouri senator and pro storming the capitol Republican Josh Harley.
Speaker 1: The committee highlighting Missouri Senator Josh Holly's actions on January six.
Speaker 1: As he entered the Capitol. As you can see in
Speaker 1: this photo, he raised his fist and solidarity with the protesters.
Speaker 1: Later that day, Senator Holly fled after those protesters he
Speaker 1: helped to rile up storm the Capitol. See for yourself
Speaker 1: the committee room erupting in laughter watching Holly run. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but the January six Committee should be ashamed
Speaker 1: of itself. They had no reason to show this. They
Speaker 1: just wanted to embarrass the Senator of the United States.
Speaker 1: Soot to embarrass the man. Huh, why just because he
Speaker 1: ran away like a little bit. I mean, what did
Speaker 1: he do? Yeah, he raised his fists and he egged
Speaker 1: the crowd on. But is that a reason to show
Speaker 1: him pissing his pants on national television? Huh? Isn't a
Speaker 1: crime to be crying and running away from the mob
Speaker 1: that you riled up? Oh, he's such a bitch as
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. That bitch ass thought the
Speaker 1: mob was gonna kill him. Is that funny to you,
Speaker 1: this grown man running on these little gazelle legs? I
Speaker 1: do and die? I know, and you think that's funny?
Speaker 1: Grow up? So sadly that's it for season one of
Speaker 1: the January six hearings. But good news, good news, it's
Speaker 1: already been renewed for season two that drops in September. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'd like any good series. They're leaving us with some
Speaker 1: major cliffhangers. Will they find the Secret Service deleted text messages?
Speaker 1: Will Liz Cheney and Adam Kinsing are finally realized the
Speaker 1: love they've been looking for has been right in front
Speaker 1: of them this whole time? Will we find out that
Speaker 1: Steve Bannon was the source of monkey poks? Either way,
Speaker 1: we'll be waiting with Bates and breath. All right, we
Speaker 1: gotta take a quick break, but stay tuned, because when
Speaker 1: we come back, Daniel, come Louisa will be joining us
Speaker 1: in the flow. You don't want to miss it. Welcome
Speaker 1: back to the Daily Show. My guest to like is
Speaker 1: Oscar winning actor Daniel Caluja. He's here to talk about
Speaker 1: starring in the new film. Nope, HEA's welcome Daniel Caluya.
Speaker 1: Daniel Calluja, Welcome back to the Daily Show. What should
Speaker 1: I say? Oscar winner? Come on, Daniel coming, Welcome back
Speaker 1: to the Daily Show. Thank you, thanks for having me,
Speaker 1: Thanks for your thanks for having me, come on, this
Speaker 1: is this is like you dand thanks. If you're not Jerry,
Speaker 1: you'd be like I'm supposed to be here, I'll be
Speaker 1: like you're welcome. Yeah, I'm not. I would love to
Speaker 1: know how do you stay motivated after an Oscar I'm struggling.
Speaker 1: I say, movie, I think it's not about that. It's
Speaker 1: not it's not I'm not like I'm appreciate that it's
Speaker 1: a blessing. But I feel like it's just like I
Speaker 1: see it like a master's if you get a masters,
Speaker 1: you know I've got masters, Well you can do with it,
Speaker 1: saying that's how I see is that when I'm gonna
Speaker 1: do with this? So like all right, So it's a
Speaker 1: key al right when king what kind of key is that?
Speaker 1: I don't know what I'm kind of you know what
Speaker 1: you are using it this this movie and people you
Speaker 1: know obviously played the trailer and it was just a
Speaker 1: little piece of the movie there, but um, nobody knows
Speaker 1: what this movie is about. Like there are times when
Speaker 1: you didn't really know what was happening. I didn't know
Speaker 1: you're looking up in the sky and then they're clearly
Speaker 1: there's no I can't say it, but there's no thing
Speaker 1: in the sky. Is You're like sixty said in the film,
Speaker 1: like there's nothing there. So you're like, and you know,
Speaker 1: what's he gonna like? And then then they'll show you
Speaker 1: some like skelettle kind of like but so you kind
Speaker 1: of have to like imagine it, and then you have
Speaker 1: to trust Jordan's that's a big thing. He you know,
Speaker 1: he I'm sure you have seen. He loves you so much,
Speaker 1: you know, he just he just he feels like you're
Speaker 1: the greatest actor that he's ever worked. He says, in
Speaker 1: many ways you're his DeNiro, which is a huge compliment,
Speaker 1: you know, because because the relationship you have, the special
Speaker 1: I remember when I remember when I realized there was
Speaker 1: a there was a scene to give me the key
Speaker 1: scene to get up um that was improvised, and yeah,
Speaker 1: there was a whole scene that was written and I'm
Speaker 1: like instinct she was like, So I'm like, I don't
Speaker 1: this isn't. He's gotta get out because like, what's he
Speaker 1: talking about. And then and then I was like, it's
Speaker 1: not working. It's not working, and he just removed all
Speaker 1: the lines and he said, just ask her for the keys.
Speaker 1: Just ask for the keys. But I'm like, well, he
Speaker 1: knows that she's he knows that she's not just asking me,
Speaker 1: just ask the keys. And I realized in that moment
Speaker 1: because oh, I trust you. And then so then I
Speaker 1: just did it. So I did it. There was no like,
Speaker 1: there's no back and forth. I just don't give me
Speaker 1: the keys. I just shouted at Alison, give me the
Speaker 1: keys game, the keys game, the kids game, the keys
Speaker 1: and that was what was staying. That was that was
Speaker 1: one of the most powerful scenes in the field. That
Speaker 1: that's what I feel like you have. It's like exactly
Speaker 1: what you're saying. It's instinctual. You know, like even when
Speaker 1: I when I think about your journey in acting and
Speaker 1: who you are, you've always had this um it's it's
Speaker 1: it's an uncanny ability to understand not even who the
Speaker 1: character is on the page, but who the character is
Speaker 1: inside of you, you know, like I've always wanted with
Speaker 1: any amazing actor, are there parts of the character that
Speaker 1: you keep with you or or are you able to
Speaker 1: just like turn it off and then and then you're
Speaker 1: done after the project. No, it stays with you. It
Speaker 1: stays or you have to kind of like you have to.
Speaker 1: You have to, like so that's why I usually go
Speaker 1: away for a week by myself and you have to
Speaker 1: kind of get back to yourself and go, what were
Speaker 1: my habits? And because you're doing his habits and you
Speaker 1: are your habits. So you're doing this person's habits for
Speaker 1: like four months and then you but you then you
Speaker 1: you're not You're away from yourself. You're here, so you
Speaker 1: have to kind of go travel back to yourself and go, oh,
Speaker 1: I want to watch this YouTube video about silly stuff
Speaker 1: and I want to It's Instagram video about and Lebron
Speaker 1: James saying something like you get back to yourself? You mean, so, yeah,
Speaker 1: this is this is one of those movies that has,
Speaker 1: you know, one of the best costs that out there,
Speaker 1: that is out there. I'm not gonna lie. You know,
Speaker 1: I love you. But Kicky Palmer, like, I'm she's just amazing.
Speaker 1: She's just amazing. I feel like you two have become
Speaker 1: best friends everywhere I've seen you together every it feels
Speaker 1: like you like siblings. Now essentially, he's deeply annoying. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's my girl. No, man, that's my girl. But she
Speaker 1: knows how to place my buttons and she's like, it's funny.
Speaker 1: It's like we have like we call it a sibilance.
Speaker 1: That's like that, so that we have a brother and
Speaker 1: sister that dynamic and key. When you're working with somebody
Speaker 1: like that, you know again, trust comes and comes into
Speaker 1: the picture. You know, you're performing together, you you're spending
Speaker 1: so much time together. You does do you think it
Speaker 1: improves your relationship when you're in a tough situation acting
Speaker 1: or does does your relationship improve the situation that you're in? Like?
Speaker 1: Which way does it go? Because I know you don't
Speaker 1: always meet the actors beforehand. Sometimes you meet on set,
Speaker 1: so you see you see a person's character and when
Speaker 1: you're like going up against them, you see how generous
Speaker 1: they are, You see how much they see, how much
Speaker 1: how much they are there for themselves, are they're there
Speaker 1: for the script? What you see who they're serving, because
Speaker 1: sometimes they're just serving themselves, or sometimes they're serving the direct,
Speaker 1: sometimes they're serving script. So you see some see stuff
Speaker 1: as a person. So you would see that in life anyway.
Speaker 1: So it kind it's just a mirror everything. It's like
Speaker 1: coming first a chicken or the egg. But I like,
Speaker 1: especially if you have a close kind of relationship with
Speaker 1: a character, spending time with him beforehand and just going
Speaker 1: out and just being silly and just rolling out, like
Speaker 1: she took me to a house part. It was fun, man,
Speaker 1: it was cool. It was a good house. I want
Speaker 1: to ask you what happened there, but I want I've
Speaker 1: been lucky enough to know you, you know, across the years,
Speaker 1: and you have maintained that sense of self. You have
Speaker 1: maintained that generosity. You have kept Daniel intact, which is
Speaker 1: not easy in the industry that you're in. I noticed
Speaker 1: recently that you joined Instagram, and what fascinated me was
Speaker 1: the fact that you're such a private person. You've always been.
Speaker 1: How do you see you sharing a piece of the
Speaker 1: world as someone who's extremely private I'm still figuring that
Speaker 1: out because I just I just feel like I'm trying
Speaker 1: not to overthink it. Okay, this is what I'm doing today. Like,
Speaker 1: but I kind of like using the platform to show
Speaker 1: joy in it because I feel like, all right, cool,
Speaker 1: like let's show people have fun, like we have fun
Speaker 1: like that, and like it's a platform, so then you
Speaker 1: create more fun in your life and then put there's that,
Speaker 1: then it contributes to your life, and then I'm like, cool,
Speaker 1: I'm going to go to a theme part today and
Speaker 1: then how can we do that. Let's let's show that.
Speaker 1: That's I don't know. That's I'm still figuring out. There's
Speaker 1: no like m O. But I realized I wanted a
Speaker 1: direct relationship with the audience, like I care like I
Speaker 1: care about the audience. I just just busy playing. Other
Speaker 1: people are just in my head. I'm just like I
Speaker 1: was going in another one. I don't know that why
Speaker 1: don't you post? Who am? I? Like? I don't know
Speaker 1: what am I com post about? I shot a police
Speaker 1: officer this morning and I'm on the run, and I
Speaker 1: said like, like I didn't I didn't. So then now
Speaker 1: I'm like a bit more into myself of what I
Speaker 1: do this a little bit of that, but I'm still
Speaker 1: figuring out. Before I let you go, there's one question
Speaker 1: I've been dying to ask you, and this is from
Speaker 1: the Oscars. You know, when you when you're accepting your
Speaker 1: reward in your speech, you said, I want to thank
Speaker 1: my mom and dad for having sex. You're the only person.
Speaker 1: You're the only person that's asked me. I'm the only
Speaker 1: persons asked me that question. You like that was it
Speaker 1: was a really fun moment, and you were joyous and
Speaker 1: you were thanking every you were even thinking like you're
Speaker 1: your favorite rappers from from the UK, and if it
Speaker 1: was like such a joyous moment. But I didn't notice
Speaker 1: your mom was there in the audience and you you
Speaker 1: was in London, which is probably why I did it. No,
Speaker 1: but who's an audience? They cut your mom in the audience, right,
Speaker 1: so she's in the audience, and then you go on
Speaker 1: to thank my mom and dad for having sex and
Speaker 1: they cut to her and your mom is an African mom,
Speaker 1: and everyone was like, your mom was like this did
Speaker 1: this guy just say I have sex? On TV? So
Speaker 1: from one African to another, I would like to know
Speaker 1: how did you avoid the volcano that comes. Does she
Speaker 1: say anything to you? Of course she did, like, but
Speaker 1: it was months later. It's cooking, it's still cooking. Liked
Speaker 1: is that? But but like I was like, I've got
Speaker 1: your personality. But yeah, it was interesting. I FaceTime the
Speaker 1: right after. I was like, my mama, mama joking, it happened.
Speaker 1: But I'm joking. But I'm like people asking like why
Speaker 1: did you say that? I'm like, how did you get here?
Speaker 1: Like how did everyone get here? Like you have a
Speaker 1: mom and dad that's sex like you mean, it's like
Speaker 1: it's African. Parents are like, we know how we got here,
Speaker 1: but we don't talk about it. You don't need to
Speaker 1: talk about it. No, I'm a renegade. Daniel. Thank you
Speaker 1: so much for being on the show. Thank you for
Speaker 1: joining me. Thank you, thank you sertaining to my father. No,
Speaker 1: it's loud playing in theaters and our nactination White Daniel Canoe,
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