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Speaker 1: another Jewies. I'm five. Hello. Hey is Jess there? Yep,

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Speaker 1: this is Jess. Hey, what's up Jess? My name is

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Speaker 1: Casey Ryback your wedding planners. Sarah told me to give

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Speaker 1: you a call. I'm your wedding aficiont. How's it going?

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Speaker 1: Oh awesome, awesome, it's it's going. Well. Thanks, it's good

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Speaker 1: to hear from you, I said, aficiant. Yeah I heard that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's funny because the words actually efficient. Right, you know,

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Speaker 1: the guy who does your wedding, But I like to

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Speaker 1: say it like that, right Yeah, all right, well hey,

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Speaker 1: let me just say I am pumped to do your wedding. One.

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Speaker 1: The one thing Sarah said is that you were looking

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Speaker 1: for someone to perform the ceremony that wasn't uptight and

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Speaker 1: could have a little fun with it. Yeah. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: mean we're just kind of, you know, fun people. We

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Speaker 1: didn't want to have anything to be super stuffy, and

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Speaker 1: I like it. You sound like you're my speed. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: check this out. How did Darth Vader know what Luke

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Speaker 1: got him for Christmas? I don't know. He feels his presence. Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's just the start. That is just the start. Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: so what do you think? Um, that's not what you're

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Speaker 1: planning on doing. Right Why did Cinderella? Why did Cinderella

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Speaker 1: get kicked off the soccer team? And I don't know

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Speaker 1: because she kept running from the ball. What I'll tell you? Okay,

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Speaker 1: Like for me, this never stops, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 1: I'm one of those guys. I'm one of those guys.

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Speaker 1: Look for an off switch on me, You're not gonna

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Speaker 1: find it. So, I mean that's funny. Yeah. Hey, look

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Speaker 1: it's like when I came out, the doctors wound me

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Speaker 1: up and I've never slowed down. I can see that.

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Speaker 1: So I mean, like this is you know, you're not

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Speaker 1: going to stand up there and just tell jokes during

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Speaker 1: the ceremony right now. I mean, that's not what I

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Speaker 1: would imagine the ceremony to be. Oh you're funny, you

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Speaker 1: got your funny too. What do you need me for?

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Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not kidding. You're not going to stand

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Speaker 1: up there and tell bad jokes right. Uh No, I

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Speaker 1: am not going to stand up there and tell bad jokes. Okay, great,

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Speaker 1: I'm going to stand up there and tell good jokes.

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Speaker 1: What do you call a computer that sings? I don't

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Speaker 1: know what, Adele? Oh? Yeah, that one was from the

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Speaker 1: three point line downtown, Baby, leave the hand in the

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Speaker 1: Eric counted. Okay, this, this really isn't gonna work for me.

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Speaker 1: What isn't going to work for you? I'm confused this,

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Speaker 1: I don't I don't really think you're going to be

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Speaker 1: right for us for the ceremony. Uh? And why is

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Speaker 1: that this? This isn't something that I want. I don't

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Speaker 1: know what saying is. I don't really get it. But

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Speaker 1: your wedding, your wedding planner, Sarah said that you wanted

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Speaker 1: something that wasn't uptight, and she thought i'd be the

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Speaker 1: guy to go to because I am anything but uptight.

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Speaker 1: I am loose. Okay, I got it, Yeah, I got it.

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Speaker 1: She must have just been mistaken. I don't know, I

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Speaker 1: don't know, but this is definitely is not going to

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Speaker 1: work for me. Okay, I don't really know what the

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Speaker 1: hell you're doing, but this isn't funny to me. It's

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Speaker 1: not a joke. Well, I've already cashed the deposit that

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Speaker 1: you gave me, so I guess I'm gonna still be

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Speaker 1: doing your wedding. Just try to keep me out of there.

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Speaker 1: It's just like when I see a stage, try to

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Speaker 1: keep me off it, you know what I mean. If

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Speaker 1: I see a group of people that I know I

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Speaker 1: can make laugh, try to keep me away from him. Okay,

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Speaker 1: now that isn't funny. I don't know what the hell

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Speaker 1: is going on. I don't know really who the hell

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Speaker 1: you are, what you're doing, But like this is this

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Speaker 1: is not funny anymore. Okay, I can't wait. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: call Sarah. I'm gonna call Sarah. Now, this is not

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Speaker 1: this is not happening. Okay, Oh yeah, you're gonna call Sarah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah I am, Yeah, I'm not doing this before where

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Speaker 1: you call Sarah? I got one question for you. What

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Speaker 1: how do you make a tissue dance? I don't care

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Speaker 1: you put a little boogie in it? Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: come on, you're telling me you don't want that at

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Speaker 1: your wedding. Listen, hey, listen. All right, fine, I think

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Speaker 1: I had made myself really clear. Okay, I don't want

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Speaker 1: any of your jokes. This is final. Wow. Okay, well,

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Speaker 1: I guess this is the point where I tell you

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Speaker 1: I missed my umbilical cord because I grew attached to it. Yes,

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Speaker 1: get it, I grew attached to it, a milical cord.

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Speaker 1: I swear funny, and this is funny. This is it.

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Speaker 1: This is my wedding. You're not funny. Hey, this isn't

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Speaker 1: even I didn't even write this stuff. It's off the

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Speaker 1: top of my head. Yeah, I can tell okay, these

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Speaker 1: are not funny. I ain't hanging up on you. You'll

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Speaker 1: hear from Sarah. What if I just tell you it's

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Speaker 1: a prank? Can I tell you it's a prank phone call?

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Speaker 1: Before you hang up? What did you just say to me?

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Speaker 1: I said it's a prank phone call. This is actually

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Speaker 1: Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning doing a

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Speaker 1: phone tap on you. What your wedding planner and your

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Speaker 1: fiance Alex both set you up? No way kidding me.

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Speaker 1: It's sort of an early wedding present. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna kill you. They said you were They said

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Speaker 1: you were stressed out and wanted to help you get

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Speaker 1: a laugh. Check this out. A man walks into a

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Speaker 1: bar holding a piece of asphalt, right right, and the

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Speaker 1: man says a beer please, and one for the road. Yes,

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Speaker 1: all right. Much funnier when I'm not thinking about it

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Speaker 1: being at my wedding week up every morning within five