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Speaker 1: Jewels dirty little secret.

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Speaker 2: Hello, hey guys, Hey.

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Speaker 1: What's up.

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Speaker 2: You have a dirty little secret?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: I have a dirty secret?

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Speaker 1: Wow?

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Speaker 2: Kind of embarrassed, but here goes you? Ready?

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Speaker 1: Yes, okay, you know what. Telemarkers are always calling and

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Speaker 1: most people are just super annoyed by people.

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Speaker 2: But I mean, I love you.

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Speaker 3: And now he decided to do a little twist to it.

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Speaker 3: I actually start having phone sex with them.

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Speaker 2: Wait what, I feel like I missed that first part.

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Speaker 2: You're doing that with who? Telemarketers?

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Speaker 1: The telemarketers? I don't know. I'm the only person in

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Speaker 1: the world who's never thought about this, but it is

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Speaker 1: so much fun versus just like, let me get them

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Speaker 1: off the phone.

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Speaker 2: Do they hang up pretty quickly? Do you like you?

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Speaker 1: Well, they're just really like they're awkward with it because

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Speaker 1: they're like, wait, you know, they need to stay on

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Speaker 1: the line because they need to get their money right,

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Speaker 1: but like they don't understand what's going on. And I

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Speaker 1: am full blown like offer.

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Speaker 2: Winning you hear me, I'm all about it. I'm going

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Speaker 2: to try that next time I get a call like that.

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Speaker 2: You should actually a lot of fun. I'm trying to

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Speaker 2: think how that goes though. The telemarketers like, oh, do

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Speaker 2: you want to get a subscription? And you say, what, oh.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we kind of subscription. What we're talking.

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Speaker 2: About here, Well, thank you for telling us your dirty

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Speaker 2: little secret.

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Speaker 3: You're welcome.

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Speaker 2: Hey, what's up? You have a dirty little secret? Okay.

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Speaker 3: My husband passed away in twenty one and he had

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Speaker 3: a teenage daughter, and but he had cancer and I

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Speaker 3: knew it was coming.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 3: We were buried for two years or almost two years,

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Speaker 3: but we were best friends for twenty We both left

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Speaker 3: their marriages because they both sucked, and we came together

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Speaker 3: and decided to have the rest of life happy. So anyway,

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Speaker 3: he had a teenage daughter and she refused to come

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Speaker 3: see him like the last six months of his life.

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Speaker 2: And.

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Speaker 3: That really angered me because it made him like, you know,

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Speaker 3: kind of go before his time, even though it was

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Speaker 3: his time. After he got cremated, six days later, I

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Speaker 3: get a think in the mail from a lawyer saying

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Speaker 3: that I mean sue for his life insurance policy from

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Speaker 3: his ex wife and his daughter pursuing me for a

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Speaker 3: lot of money.

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Speaker 2: What oh, okayo.

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Speaker 3: Right, So this is six days after he passed. He

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Speaker 3: was cremated, so I had little urne made up for

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Speaker 3: him and engraved to pass out. Well, I didn't really

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Speaker 3: put his ashes in.

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Speaker 2: Her urn What did you put in there?

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Speaker 3: It was just ash like from the campfire.

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Speaker 2: Well, I mean it sounds like she was more interested

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Speaker 2: in money than him, so and that really upset me.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and sued me on top of it, which I

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Speaker 3: went to probate court and won. She stooped me again

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Speaker 3: and took me to civil court and my lawyer didn't

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Speaker 3: just decided to show up that day, so I got

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Speaker 3: a default.

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Speaker 2: I'm learning that lawyers are ridiculous. Some of them are good,

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Speaker 2: and they're not that smart.

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Speaker 3: You might actually be smarter than that.

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Speaker 2: Thank you for telling us your dirty little secret, because

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Speaker 2: thank you. I love your show. Yeah, thank you very much.

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Speaker 2: I want to hug you. What's your dirty little secret,