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Speaker 1: There's another twenty five. Hello Ali, my name is Seth McElroy.

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Speaker 1: I'm calling from customer service. I was looking for Clinton.

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Speaker 1: This is he. Hi Clinton, Do you have a few

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Speaker 1: minutes to talk? I don't talk to telemarketers, so I'm

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Speaker 1: not interested. Oh I'm not a telemarketer. I'm calling from

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Speaker 1: customer service about a purchase that you recently made. Okay,

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Speaker 1: what about it? Well, our records indicate that you recently

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Speaker 1: made a return at one of our stores. Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: And the employee that you spoke with initially said that

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Speaker 1: we could credit that amount back to your card, but

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Speaker 1: unfortunately we cannot do that for you. Now. Yeah, I'm

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Speaker 1: not sure I follow you. What's happening? Will you try

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Speaker 1: to return a pair of flannel pajamas? Correct? Yes, I did. Well.

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Speaker 1: According to our records, you told the employee who took

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Speaker 1: the return that the pajamas didn't fit. Yeah. I tried

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Speaker 1: them on and they didn't fit, so I returned them. Right.

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Speaker 1: And we don't accept used and or soiled undergarments, sir?

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Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Are you really going to

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Speaker 1: make me go into all the details? What details? Sir?

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Speaker 1: You soiled your pajamas and you tried to return them.

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Speaker 1: What you soiled? What we both know what happened. You

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Speaker 1: had an accident in your pajamas and you try to

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Speaker 1: return them to the store. Are you kidding me? Are

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Speaker 1: you saying that I took in my pajamas. I put

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Speaker 1: them on for two seconds. I don't know how your

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Speaker 1: body works, but for me, two seconds is enough to

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Speaker 1: relieve myself. I had those on for two seconds, and

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Speaker 1: I can my pants all right. I even folded things

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Speaker 1: before I put them back in the first of all,

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Speaker 1: First of all, if you tried to fold a pair

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Speaker 1: of pants with that in it gross, And secondly, you're

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Speaker 1: trying to defraud our company. I can't even believe I'm

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Speaker 1: having this station with a customer service representative. Well, sir,

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Speaker 1: the customer is always right. The customer is always right,

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Speaker 1: unless they're pooping in a pair of pants and trying

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Speaker 1: to return it. That's I did not poop in my pants.

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Speaker 1: That's not what the lab results said. Lab results, you

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Speaker 1: talk it off. I sent it off to the lab

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Speaker 1: that we work with. They send it back to me

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Speaker 1: ninety nine percent confirmation that that's fecal matter. You're testing

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Speaker 1: a pair of How much did it cost to test

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Speaker 1: a pair of thirty dollars pajamas for ecal matter. It

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Speaker 1: costs us quite a bit, sir, but we take our

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Speaker 1: job very seriously. You take your job very serious. You

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Speaker 1: guys are saying at this point you should be lucky

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Speaker 1: that we're not prosecuting you prosecuting, prosecuting. You know what,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna come down and I'm gonna actually give you

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Speaker 1: a sample of mice and you can pet bat against

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Speaker 1: that's on those pajamas. I would love that because when

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Speaker 1: I get the test results back over a big box

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Speaker 1: of it, When the testers of what I get the

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Speaker 1: test results back and they match, who's going to be

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Speaker 1: the one laughing? Then, sir, you know what. I hope

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Speaker 1: you've test Mike, I send out and cut your grand

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Speaker 1: to test my against a Paris thirty dollars pajama pole.

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Speaker 1: I don't care how much a cost, sir. I'm going

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Speaker 1: to test it and I'm going to prove you wrong.

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Speaker 1: Are we done here? Are we done? Because you literally

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Speaker 1: ruined my day? No, We're not done here until I

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Speaker 1: tell you that this is a prank phone call. What

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Speaker 1: it's a it's a joke. What are you talking about?

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Speaker 1: Because I did. I didn't my pants? You know that right? Yes?

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Speaker 1: I know that this is actually jewel from Brook and

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Speaker 1: Jewel in the morning. I'm moving eighty two point five

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Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you. Oh no, your wife

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Speaker 1: Sasha set you up? You No she did, no? No?

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Speaker 1: Did she would never hear that? Yes she did. She

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Speaker 1: said that you're a pretty mellow guy usually and wanted

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Speaker 1: to see if I could get you upset. Yeah, I'm

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Speaker 1: pretty mellow until somebody tells me my pants. The week

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Speaker 1: up every morning with Jubil Foo taps weekday mornings on

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Speaker 1: the twenties, Holy On Ruined ninety two point five. I

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Speaker 1: know my ram was gonna be laid about a week.

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Speaker 1: I worked my but I still can't lay up. But

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Speaker 1: I got just to get off in this club and

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Speaker 1: me a good time. Be foll my time and up, hey,

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Speaker 1: let's get an all the time. Come baby, give me

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Speaker 1: the time. You just get it, Captain. I have a

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Speaker 1: good tam bowling and after abouts in the lant of

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Speaker 1: some sad I'm gonna get and she's on five and

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Speaker 1: she's so hot. I'm no lie burned up the spot,

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Speaker 1: look like Maria. Look another shot and shoulder dropped the

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Speaker 1: trunk up, dropping leg. It's hot, dirty dirty. I see

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Speaker 1: a freaking girl and I'm a freaky man. I see

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Speaker 1: on the reband I broke a bot a heck, and

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Speaker 1: I'm like Rodman ready on the dick. I told I

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Speaker 1: want to ride out, and she said yes. We didn't

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Speaker 1: go to church, but I got. I'm blessed. What's gonna

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Speaker 1: be laid? I ride. I worked my but I still

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Speaker 1: can't band up. But I got just get out.