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Speaker 1: the Brooklyn Boys podcast, Come On at You Scary and
Speaker 1: I are wearing shorts, Yes we are. Actually I'm wearing
Speaker 1: boxer shorts. I just took my shorts off. I got
Speaker 1: my boxer shorts underneath. Not that it's t m I,
Speaker 1: but I want to really make myself comfortable and at
Speaker 1: home right now because we you know we this podcast
Speaker 1: now is wow? Are you supposed to do this two
Speaker 1: hours ago? And here we are it's now eight thirty
Speaker 1: on a Wednesday night when we're recording, And yeah, so
Speaker 1: I am a I have a small bone to pick
Speaker 1: with you because I don't think you remember how to
Speaker 1: speak English. Hey, hey, be nice, be nice. It's when
Speaker 1: you wake up your your your brain is cloudy. And
Speaker 1: so a couple I would say, maybe three out of
Speaker 1: the last five podcast we were supposed to do, you
Speaker 1: you either slept through them or you slept and we
Speaker 1: had to do them later. So today I texted you, Hey,
Speaker 1: I gave you some sound files to load. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: text you a couple of times, and then if I
Speaker 1: didn't hear from you. I finally texted, can you please
Speaker 1: reply so I know you're awake. You didn't reply, so
Speaker 1: I called and I said, scared, what's going on? Man?
Speaker 1: Did you just what you were? You sleeping? No? Man,
Speaker 1: I woke up a while ago, So you were sleeping,
Speaker 1: you said, No, I woke up a while ago, but yeah,
Speaker 1: I said scared. You can't wake up unless you were sleeping.
Speaker 1: Just say you were sleeping. No, man, I wasn't sleeping.
Speaker 1: I woke up a while ago, so I don't know why.
Speaker 1: I guess I'm sleeping. It's not about lying. I just
Speaker 1: I was. You see, if you understand something, when I
Speaker 1: go to bed or take a nap, my phone takes
Speaker 1: a nap too, and I put it on charge on
Speaker 1: the charger base and I leave it. So I during
Speaker 1: the course of that time, I woke up and I
Speaker 1: started doing some things around my apartment, and then I
Speaker 1: spoke to my mom and I'm like, all right, I
Speaker 1: got it. I got some big sick things I need
Speaker 1: to take care of here. So I wasn't even looking
Speaker 1: at messages or ship coming in. So you're just talking
Speaker 1: to nobody. You're just like texting over and over again.
Speaker 1: You're yeah, you're you're the clingy ex girlfriend. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: it wasn't there. No, I didn't even there. I didn't
Speaker 1: say that but like three times, and I didn't hear
Speaker 1: from you, so I sometimes you don't respond, So I
Speaker 1: figured everything's cool. But just to make sure, because we
Speaker 1: were gonna we're gonna podcast at a certain time, I
Speaker 1: texted you ten minutes before that time. You know that
Speaker 1: that that rings all throughout my apartment. I didn't want
Speaker 1: to wake you up, so I texted you if you're awake,
Speaker 1: right me back? I mean you didn't, I sit up,
Speaker 1: he's sleeping. But my favorite was I said, were you sleeping? No,
Speaker 1: just woke up? Maybe in the past tense. Yeah, well
Speaker 1: well anyway, now, since then, a major storm has rolled through.
Speaker 1: It is an intense lightning storm here. I mean the
Speaker 1: sky is lightening up every thirty seconds. So yeah, so
Speaker 1: I have direct TV, so when it's storm storm storm,
Speaker 1: I lose satellite error seven seven zero? Is that the
Speaker 1: one seven seven one? See? Oh my god, that is
Speaker 1: the kiss of death. That is the equivalent of the
Speaker 1: colorful pin wheel on your Mac. When it starts freezing likeiculation. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then it gives you the option you can watch
Speaker 1: in standard definition, and I'm like, no, I would rather
Speaker 1: watch a wall than standard definition? What am I some
Speaker 1: kind of peasant? Are you that? Bougie? First world problems? Brodie?
Speaker 1: What you would not watch? No? So I switched over
Speaker 1: to to watch Obi Wan Kenobe on Disney because that
Speaker 1: comes out every Wednesday when we're recording this. So I
Speaker 1: watched the first fifteen minutes and that we're podcasting. So
Speaker 1: I'm dying because I went out to dinner tonight with
Speaker 1: my friend Jeff, and he watched it with his son
Speaker 1: earlier today. He's like, did you watch it? I'm like, nope,
Speaker 1: don't say anything, he said. I'm not gonna say to him,
Speaker 1: just gonna say at the halfway point, don't say it.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna say, at the halfway point, you jaw
Speaker 1: is gonna drop, don't say it. He said, say it,
Speaker 1: and then he said it, So no, he didn't say it.
Speaker 1: But I don't want to know. I don't want to
Speaker 1: know where my jaw is gonna drop. I don't know
Speaker 1: what I'm gonna cry. I don't wanna know anything. You
Speaker 1: know what else we're missing? Now? What? You know what
Speaker 1: else we're missing? Right? Now the Eastern Conference Finals, Game one,
Speaker 1: New York Rangers taken on the Tampa Bay Lightning at
Speaker 1: the Garden. Yeah, buddy, I am a I am a
Speaker 1: Game five, six and seven hockey fan. Yeah, but how
Speaker 1: do you not follow this soap opera that's been on
Speaker 1: Fall five. I've watched, I've watched the last couple of
Speaker 1: games in the series. Is I gotta say, I'm not
Speaker 1: a bandwagon, I'm not a front runner. I'm not I'm
Speaker 1: not even a big hockey fan. But I'll put it.
Speaker 1: But I'll put it to you this way. When the
Speaker 1: Rangers were down three games to one two series ago,
Speaker 1: and their backs were against the wall, and then they
Speaker 1: kept winning, it lured me in. And then this last
Speaker 1: series where they were down two games to none and
Speaker 1: they came back to win game seven. Again, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean it was a fight to the finish. I love
Speaker 1: a good fight to the finish. I love it a
Speaker 1: good even matchup. Right, But tonight's game one, tonight's game
Speaker 1: one of the new But yeah, but they've advanced. But
Speaker 1: now they got me, So now I kind of want
Speaker 1: to have the TV on the background, But then I
Speaker 1: don't want to get distracted, So I'm not gonna put
Speaker 1: the TV on, and by the time we're doing with
Speaker 1: the podcast, they'll probably be in the third period and
Speaker 1: it'll catch the end like a true band wagoner. Well,
Speaker 1: the Mets game today, our first place Mets was at
Speaker 1: one o'clock today against the Washington National. Well, I hold on.
Speaker 1: I didn't watch it because it was my naptime, and
Speaker 1: so I came home. I recorded it and then I
Speaker 1: went out to dinner, but I forgot I went out
Speaker 1: to to our one of our favorite places, Tommy's Tavern
Speaker 1: and Tap Tommy's Tapping Tavern. No, it's definitely tavern and tap.
Speaker 1: It's definitely it's okay, okay, okay, it should be definitely
Speaker 1: sounds better the other way, but it's right. I would
Speaker 1: do tap and tavern, but I guess tavern is the
Speaker 1: more important. Tommy's Tavern and Tap tavern and tap. It's
Speaker 1: it's definitely the wrong way. There's there's about five of them,
Speaker 1: by the way, Well I think there's more, but there's
Speaker 1: four or five in the Jersey area, and it just
Speaker 1: want to see right one in Clifton, And where did
Speaker 1: you go? I went to one of them? Okay, anyway,
Speaker 1: the point is there's TVs all over the wall, and
Speaker 1: as much as I was, I was not as much
Speaker 1: as I was trying to avoid the TVs, the Mets
Speaker 1: score came up on all of them to go to the
Speaker 1: the one and stand out. Yeah, I drove over six.
Speaker 1: I drove over a break. So you couldn't help but
Speaker 1: watch the Mets replay. I know I saw the score.
Speaker 1: So now since I have no TV at least I
Speaker 1: didn't at the time, I'm I have the TV on
Speaker 1: in the background of this podcast watching the replay of
Speaker 1: the Mets game I already know the score of. But
Speaker 1: now I can watch the home runs and the runs
Speaker 1: being scored. You know, like, I don't have to hear it.
Speaker 1: I gotta be honest. If a Mets game played and
Speaker 1: I missed it, I just just give me the score.
Speaker 1: I don't need to watch it. You don't have to
Speaker 1: leave me into spense. Don't do spoilers or alerts and bullshit.
Speaker 1: I just don't know. It's in the past. It was
Speaker 1: a live event. I should have watched and live. I
Speaker 1: didn't lie. I didn't watch it live. The score. No,
Speaker 1: if I didn't know the score, I would I would
Speaker 1: zip through to the one the Mets were batting, so
Speaker 1: I could see they won five nothing. Yeah, yeah, but
Speaker 1: now I'm gonna watch them score in the background. While
Speaker 1: it's fine, all right, it's fine, But my point is
Speaker 1: I have something to watch because I didn't. I didn't
Speaker 1: have any TV previously. How was your weekend? Well, oh,
Speaker 1: I mean so I had a couple of things happened
Speaker 1: this week ahead. Well you had more. You had different
Speaker 1: We have do different lifestyles. So you think you're about
Speaker 1: to find out in the next hour how different our
Speaker 1: lifestyles are. I'm trying to remember what I did this
Speaker 1: weekend one of the days. Uh huh, I don't remember
Speaker 1: what I did this weekend. Oh yes I do. We
Speaker 1: went to a Brazilian steakhouse on Friday night, me and
Speaker 1: the fam. I think you. We went to a Brazilian
Speaker 1: surgeon who gave us a Brazilian but yeah, well yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: called Fogo to chow Brazilian wax, which I believe is
Speaker 1: Brazilian for more expensive than any other Brazilian steakhouse. So
Speaker 1: it's like that, and that's the way it is. It
Speaker 1: was very expensive and it was very um, very pretty
Speaker 1: place in Midtown Manhattan. That's a change. I don't know
Speaker 1: if it's a change. It's not like. It's not a
Speaker 1: theme restaurant chain. This is a They may have other
Speaker 1: locations scary, but I wouldn't call this place a change.
Speaker 1: It's like Tommy Tavern and Tap. No, it's not like that.
Speaker 1: That's a theme restaurant. Fog to Chow Scary is a
Speaker 1: is a renowned, top New York restaurant with top New
Speaker 1: York prices. Sound for you, yes, but it was my
Speaker 1: daughter's birthday, so I didn't mind. You know, a little
Speaker 1: extra money. It is what it is anyway, they they
Speaker 1: it's like something. It's a certain amount of money per person.
Speaker 1: And if you've never been to a Brazilian steakhouse, they
Speaker 1: give you a red like a coaster, red on one side,
Speaker 1: green on the other, and you put a green side
Speaker 1: up when you want them to keep bringing you meat
Speaker 1: on skewers. So they just continuously bring you steak and
Speaker 1: chicken and pork and lamb and very familiar with the process.
Speaker 1: Great path to indigestion by the end of the night,
Speaker 1: not indigestion, the heart attack. But as part of your dinner,
Speaker 1: they give you access to the really really nice salad
Speaker 1: buffet where they have, you know, And so it was
Speaker 1: all kinds of salads and but what I haven't I
Speaker 1: have a thought, Yeah, meats and cheese is right, and
Speaker 1: but I I so I went up and got myself
Speaker 1: a little bit of caesar salad. And they had four dressings.
Speaker 1: They had uh a hint of like a basil lime
Speaker 1: something and it was white with a with a speckle
Speaker 1: of green, a speckle like you barely see the green
Speaker 1: creamy Italian what a ranch and a caesar. But under
Speaker 1: the lights in this place, which were dim, you really
Speaker 1: couldn't tell which was which. And they were a little
Speaker 1: like a little black signs stabbed into the ice around
Speaker 1: the dressings. But somebody either refilled the dressings and put
Speaker 1: them in wrong will put the signs wrong. Because none
Speaker 1: of the signs were in the right place. I had
Speaker 1: a call a guy over, I'm excuse me, which is
Speaker 1: the caesar, And he says, I think this is the season,
Speaker 1: and I think this is the Italian. I'm not sure,
Speaker 1: And so he had to call a second person to
Speaker 1: come over and verify the So the guy like put
Speaker 1: him on plate and tasted all of them to figure
Speaker 1: out which of the white creamy dressings was the Caesar
Speaker 1: because they were all mislabeled. But my, my, my ultimate
Speaker 1: point is this, when you're eating high end meats unlimited,
Speaker 1: they want you to eat the sound. That's right, brody.
Speaker 1: You couldn't just let you just spot on. They load
Speaker 1: you up with the filler and the cheap stuff first,
Speaker 1: hoping that you're gonna be fus. You have some pasta,
Speaker 1: here's here's a buffet by the way. That is a
Speaker 1: fucking bait and switch. If I slices be cognizant of this,
Speaker 1: they're gonna put the plates in front of you. They're
Speaker 1: gonna give you that open buffet, and you're gonna load
Speaker 1: up on stuff that costs them twelve cents to put
Speaker 1: it out there because they know they don't want you. Man,
Speaker 1: they have fucking filet and yon, which is gonna be
Speaker 1: by the way. And then and then the last thing
Speaker 1: that they give you is the expensive The meats go
Speaker 1: from cheap too expensive. So after you filled yourself up
Speaker 1: on pasta and salad and unlimited ship and your eyes
Speaker 1: are bigger than your stomach, you're sitting there and then
Speaker 1: the meats come. They go from cheap. They start with
Speaker 1: the pork. Then they bring over the chicken and the turkey.
Speaker 1: We got the chicken. We had the chicken legs first,
Speaker 1: then we got the top sirloin, and then by the by,
Speaker 1: like after like seven meats, the baby lamp shops came
Speaker 1: out and the whatever you call the filamon is the
Speaker 1: last is the very last meat. They never lead with
Speaker 1: the fileton. No, no, because all three of those. What happened, Brodie,
Speaker 1: when you got to the when they got to the
Speaker 1: last meet the fileman. You know what happened. When my
Speaker 1: card was already read, I was like, I'm done. But
Speaker 1: then when they came around with the filet and the
Speaker 1: lea baby lamp chops, like I am shocked. A person
Speaker 1: of your statue, David felt for this bullshit? Oh no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I didn't fall for it. I left room, but I
Speaker 1: had to put the red card up to slow down
Speaker 1: on the mid meats. You don't want too many of
Speaker 1: the mid meats. So I slowed down waiting for the
Speaker 1: baby lamb chops. And if they didn't get me, I
Speaker 1: was just getting full. So I stopped. And mid meat
Speaker 1: is like mid meats, okay, slice advice for the slice
Speaker 1: all your slices. Listen, if you're going to a restaurant
Speaker 1: that does this kind of tarrascaria there, they're different types
Speaker 1: of thing, whatever their name is, whatever they want to
Speaker 1: call it. With the green of the red cards. Do
Speaker 1: not go up to the buffet to get salad first.
Speaker 1: If you're gonna get something, get a little bit home
Speaker 1: or get a little get a little bit of something.
Speaker 1: Don't fill up your plate, but then pass on the
Speaker 1: first three fucking meats because guess what, they'll keep coming
Speaker 1: back around. Eventually you'll see those chicken legs again. Eventually
Speaker 1: you'll see the pork. You say, no, nope, nope, and
Speaker 1: wait till mid meets to start eating so you can
Speaker 1: enjoy filet and you owt. And then when they get
Speaker 1: there with the filet and you owt. Then you're like
Speaker 1: because they give you like a little bit like no, no,
Speaker 1: I would like double on that. And then by the way,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna want more that. Could you come back in
Speaker 1: five minutes? You eat the fucking expensive meat this ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah it was good, but we had like my daughter
Speaker 1: was like, where's the bacon wrap steak? I want the
Speaker 1: baby that's on the menu. Let's go. So I said
Speaker 1: to the way to say, can you if you see
Speaker 1: the bacon rep steak? Guy, can you swimming that around here?
Speaker 1: Because you knew like other people were up to the
Speaker 1: bacon rep steak but we weren't. I'm like, we need
Speaker 1: to cut the line. We need to jump ahead to
Speaker 1: the bacon wrap steak. Yeah we can. We got the
Speaker 1: bacon rep Yeah, so good, so good? Yeah, say boys
Speaker 1: podcast Brodie, Well you were getting filled to the brand
Speaker 1: with all the meat you can eat. I went to
Speaker 1: a gay dance club over the weekend. Oh did you
Speaker 1: get all the meat you can eat? You're awful? I
Speaker 1: set you off for that, and you know I did.
Speaker 1: It was coming still perfect delivery. I didn't know it
Speaker 1: was coming. Okay, all right, that's what that's what you said.
Speaker 1: By the way, Hio, So what were you doing at
Speaker 1: a gaylub? Oh my god? It's how we got there
Speaker 1: is the problem. And he got there? Is that his
Speaker 1: dragon name? How he got Sunday night we were at
Speaker 1: the Jersey Shore Asbury Park and what did you say?
Speaker 1: Asbury Asbury Park? Okay, Bruce Springsteen place as an album
Speaker 1: right right, yes he does. Yeah, absolutely, Home of the
Speaker 1: Stone Pony where legends are bit made. And by the way,
Speaker 1: we're on June, the Black Crows are performing Brody. Maybe
Speaker 1: we should go to that show. We're off anyway, I'll
Speaker 1: go back to two. A lot of people have gotten
Speaker 1: their start actually at the Stone Pony in legendary place.
Speaker 1: It's the same way when people talk about that place
Speaker 1: cb GBS, where the birthplace of punk music was in
Speaker 1: the seventies in New York City. It's that kind of
Speaker 1: venue that has all this like history to it, you know,
Speaker 1: the whiskey a go go in a yeah. So anyway,
Speaker 1: we were across the street from the Stone Pony. Uh.
Speaker 1: We had some dinner and then we were like, oh,
Speaker 1: the girls want to dance. We were with six girls
Speaker 1: and three guys, So what are we gonna do. Let's
Speaker 1: take him to dance. So we go to the place
Speaker 1: water Mark, which for some reason on Memorial Day Sunday,
Speaker 1: decided not to have a DJ there. Now, I don't
Speaker 1: this place normally has a DJ. It's a rooftop bar.
Speaker 1: It's it's overlooks the sand in Asbury and it is
Speaker 1: gorgeous and it is great. It's no and it's also
Speaker 1: just it's it's approachable, it's not a boogie spot. But DJ,
Speaker 1: would you go there? It's just an awesome spot, and
Speaker 1: it's a cool lou, a great hang whatever you want
Speaker 1: to call it. I don't know. But anyway, So, how's
Speaker 1: a cool lue? A lou? A cool lou? You never
Speaker 1: heard of the bathroom in certain Yeah? I know that,
Speaker 1: but not like cool lou is the DJ at the
Speaker 1: gay bar? Isn't he cool loue? L o U? No? No,
Speaker 1: cool lou? You never heard of a cool lou. It's
Speaker 1: it's a hang, a cool hang. Please ask me one
Speaker 1: more time. Come on, God asked me? Come on you
Speaker 1: you're an asshole. You've asked me seven tie. I don't
Speaker 1: know a cool loue is a cool spot. It's just
Speaker 1: a chill spot whatever. It also means it's a bathroom.
Speaker 1: It's not a bathroom. It is a bathroom. But things.
Speaker 1: Isn't that the Willow Smith song take Me to Our Lou? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that you skip to my lou? Is that what they mean?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm so possible. It's like walking through
Speaker 1: quicksand with you. So we're actually at this. We get
Speaker 1: there now. For some reason, on a Sunday night, on
Speaker 1: a holiday weekend, I guess the bars feel they've had
Speaker 1: enough or they don't want to turn up the way
Speaker 1: they do on a Friday and Saturda day night. Because
Speaker 1: even on a three day weekend you get a Friday
Speaker 1: night party, Saturday night party, Sunday night maybe not so
Speaker 1: much of a party. We found that they didn't have
Speaker 1: a DJ at the spot that we went to that
Speaker 1: we normally go do. So all of a sudden, we
Speaker 1: hear music going to and I'm like, where's that coming from?
Speaker 1: And we look over the balcony over the edge of
Speaker 1: the freaking bar. I'm like, oh ship, that's paradise. Paradise
Speaker 1: at the Empress Hotel across the street and we here
Speaker 1: and all the girls like, oh my god, they have
Speaker 1: a DJ. This place doesn't. And I'm like, it should
Speaker 1: have had a DJ. They had a DJ last night.
Speaker 1: What's going on. Let's go. They were like, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: we'll wait a second. That's a you know, that's a
Speaker 1: gay dance club. And my my, you know, Dave who
Speaker 1: was with me sex on the way. Dave, I was like,
Speaker 1: looks at me and my buddy Danny, my boy Danny
Speaker 1: Strata was with us. We all three of us look
Speaker 1: at each other, like, if the girls want to dance,
Speaker 1: we don't have a problem with this place. Let's go.
Speaker 1: I mean whatever, love all serve all. I love you know,
Speaker 1: just grenay guys that you serve. I love great music.
Speaker 1: All right, keep going with the jokes, go for it.
Speaker 1: I'm asking you said, love all serv all, love all
Speaker 1: serv all. So so we leave, We leave the rooftop
Speaker 1: and we go across the street to the Gay Dance Club,
Speaker 1: which is a legendary place. This place has been there forever.
Speaker 1: So tell me again who you're with the girl Sex
Speaker 1: on the way, Dave, sex on the way, Dave. Okay,
Speaker 1: my boy, Danny Strata. What do we call him, Danny
Speaker 1: Danny connect connection? Right. I love the way you give
Speaker 1: my friends these fucking names. Danny connections and says on
Speaker 1: the ny connection. I have to ask the question, did
Speaker 1: Dave have sex on the way to the game across
Speaker 1: the street? Did Danny know everybody at the club and
Speaker 1: the girls wanted Ny connection? So we walking. First of all,
Speaker 1: they charge you. They beat you over the head with
Speaker 1: a fifteen dollar cover. I'm like, you gotta be kidding me, man,
Speaker 1: I haven't paid a cover in like years since I
Speaker 1: was like, they know who you are? No, No, they didn't.
Speaker 1: Well that's the thing. They didn't, so and I didn't.
Speaker 1: I wasn't about to say orfer it up either. So
Speaker 1: I'm walking in. I'm like, I we'll all pay the cover.
Speaker 1: We walk in, no problem, walk in. Within thirty seconds,
Speaker 1: some dude comes over to me and goes, hey, you're
Speaker 1: scary Jones. No, no, kid, you can't make this ship up.
Speaker 1: I like, so, I'm like, Hi, how are you? You know?
Speaker 1: And I'm you know? Now? Is that because you're famous
Speaker 1: or because you've been there many times? It's like no,
Speaker 1: but it's it's kind of like I just wanted to
Speaker 1: be inconspicuous, incognito hanging out of a gay dance club
Speaker 1: with my my girlfriend and her friends or whatever, having
Speaker 1: a good time. You're gonna be inconspicuous at a gay
Speaker 1: club where you're walking in with three girls. You don't
Speaker 1: think it's gonna stand out just a little bit. Well,
Speaker 1: a lot of straight women. This another some slice advice.
Speaker 1: We'reving a lot of advice tonight. Um. Sometimes a great
Speaker 1: place to go if you want to meet straight women
Speaker 1: is the gay club because a lot of them go
Speaker 1: there because they don't want to be bothered, so they
Speaker 1: just go to do whether you want to, you want great,
Speaker 1: telling straight guys to go there, and bother of them
Speaker 1: going straight guys to kind of go, you know, acting
Speaker 1: act like a wolf in sheep's clothing, baby, and you know,
Speaker 1: and these girls like to go and they go there
Speaker 1: to dance and be with themselves. Next thing, you know,
Speaker 1: you can actually you know, kind of slide on up
Speaker 1: to one of them and you know, and then act
Speaker 1: the part for a while and then all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: act who whoa whoa? Act what part? Act like you're
Speaker 1: part of the club. Lend into the scenery of the
Speaker 1: gay club, just like pretend you're gay. Not pretend you're gay,
Speaker 1: but just just just not don't be so forward. The
Speaker 1: reason why a lot of straight women go to go
Speaker 1: would go to a gay club is too because they
Speaker 1: feel like they don't want to be, you know, approached,
Speaker 1: so they're telling guys how to go about approaching them anyway. No,
Speaker 1: because the women the straighting them and that are there
Speaker 1: at the dance club, they're actually dancing with these gay guys.
Speaker 1: And then the guys are like, whoa the party in
Speaker 1: and are everyone's having a great time, and it's almost
Speaker 1: like you get a little jealous of a straight guy
Speaker 1: standing there, like, but what the funk? So I want
Speaker 1: to make sure I have the straight So you're saying,
Speaker 1: you want to make sure you have a straight guys
Speaker 1: should go there because the women are comfortable and don't
Speaker 1: feel threatened by straight guys. She's telling straight guys to
Speaker 1: go there because women don't expect to see straight guys
Speaker 1: and that cool, Like you might not be straight, that
Speaker 1: might be cool, and the last you could go, Hey,
Speaker 1: now you're like, you know what I'm saying, get saying
Speaker 1: to get aggressive on them. I'm just saying, it's like
Speaker 1: just just blended with the scenery, just like, you know,
Speaker 1: just hang out like party, chill with them, and then
Speaker 1: you know, if if there won't you know, their guard
Speaker 1: is down and just hanging you may straight, you may
Speaker 1: strike a person. No, you may strike up a conversation
Speaker 1: and you you know, you may get to know them,
Speaker 1: and then and then and then and then probably think
Speaker 1: when I walked in here, but now I'm straight, because
Speaker 1: just so beautiful. What he's gonna go with? No, but
Speaker 1: from a woman's perspective, she's probably starting to think, man
Speaker 1: I wish he was straight, because this guy is really cool.
Speaker 1: I'm having a great conversation with him. Now you're kind
Speaker 1: of like, you know, cozying up, and then and and
Speaker 1: and then all of a sudden you could be like surprised,
Speaker 1: I really am straight. We could probably go on a
Speaker 1: date now boom. See that's how you meet someone. No
Speaker 1: old woman is gonna want to date you after you
Speaker 1: pretended to not possibly but sort of kind and maybe
Speaker 1: not be straight in a gay bar where she's going.
Speaker 1: There are no rules. There are no rules. There's no
Speaker 1: sign on the door that says you can't be straight.
Speaker 1: So so any straight person comes. What I'm saying, you
Speaker 1: can be straight, but you're gonna pretend like you're not straight,
Speaker 1: or you're gonna like leave her alone, but you already know,
Speaker 1: you already know that she doesn't want to be bothered.
Speaker 1: What I'm saying is it's a great way of meeting people.
Speaker 1: It's it's it's a where normally and for some reason,
Speaker 1: in a in a straight bar or club, there's the
Speaker 1: get the funk away from me. They have everyone. There's
Speaker 1: no chance for people to really interact and get to
Speaker 1: know each other. But if you're in a safe place
Speaker 1: like this, where you know where you're not expecting it.
Speaker 1: You actually you know they have a lot of people
Speaker 1: have a lot of fun at these places. This is
Speaker 1: these are known facts. So if I'm going in as
Speaker 1: a straight guy to go and hang out as well,
Speaker 1: and I by chance strike up a converse station because
Speaker 1: a woman thinks I'm gay, well, first of all, shame
Speaker 1: on her for assuming that I'm gay when I'm straight. Um.
Speaker 1: Then the next thing, you know, you could be in
Speaker 1: in a conversation with somebody and then they which you
Speaker 1: normally wouldn't have had you been in that straight bar
Speaker 1: because she's ignoring your ass. Okay, So, so what you're
Speaker 1: saying is, simmon, who go to gay bars to not
Speaker 1: to not meet guys, well, suddenly want to meet a
Speaker 1: guy because you are sensitive and a good listen, let me.
Speaker 1: Even though they had no interest in meeting a straight guy,
Speaker 1: they just wanted to be left alone. You're saying they
Speaker 1: want to meet Not only do they want to meet
Speaker 1: a straight guy, they just don't realize it, but they
Speaker 1: want to meet the kind of straight guy that would
Speaker 1: go looking for women who don't want to be bothered
Speaker 1: by straight guys and consider themselves so good at conversation
Speaker 1: that even though the woman doesn't want to meet you,
Speaker 1: theyn't want to meet you because you're so awesome. That's
Speaker 1: the kind of guy she's gonna break the rooms for.
Speaker 1: He was so cocky. Oh my god, Oh my god.
Speaker 1: There's a lot there's a lot of guys out there
Speaker 1: list thing that know what I'm talking about. That they
Speaker 1: don't get that. They don't get a shot, They don't
Speaker 1: get like the chance the girl want to be with
Speaker 1: a guy who doesn't respect the facts. She doesn't want
Speaker 1: to be bothered. You're going. But we don't know that,
Speaker 1: we don't We don't know that they they tend to
Speaker 1: go there for the great music because I gotta say they, Okay,
Speaker 1: you have the same music on your on your phone.
Speaker 1: Come on now, I'll tell you what. Gay dance clubs
Speaker 1: have the fucking best DJs. Dude. They they know how
Speaker 1: to they know how to keep the dance floor packed.
Speaker 1: They the music. It was one straight dancing after the next.
Speaker 1: I'm like, this guy knows, this guy is on point.
Speaker 1: I've I've heard some bad fucking DJs before. They know
Speaker 1: how to clear a room and as so goddamn selfish
Speaker 1: that they just playing their own ship, And I'm like,
Speaker 1: what the funk song is this? Why would anyone want
Speaker 1: to be a part of this? And right I'm talking
Speaker 1: about I'm talking about like straight places at a gay
Speaker 1: dance club. They know what to play. They got the Brittany,
Speaker 1: they got the Whitney. They're playing like some Rihanna, they
Speaker 1: got Kesher going, they got like all kinds of anthems.
Speaker 1: They aunt's anthems. So let me tell you. Let me
Speaker 1: tell you. Okay, I'm a I'm a I'm a hold on,
Speaker 1: I'm a heavy metal fan. I'm a hard rocky even.
Speaker 1: I know what songs to play. So you're telling me
Speaker 1: that a DJ, let's call him a gay club DJ,
Speaker 1: that it's got to be great. They have the best music.
Speaker 1: Blah blah blah they do saying that straight clubs. Oh no,
Speaker 1: oh my god, you're cutting out. You're so oh my god,
Speaker 1: oh my god, cutting out. Blah blah blah blah blah
Speaker 1: blah blah blah. Repeat your sentence because you're cut out.
Speaker 1: The whole sentence was butchered. Ahead. Okay, dude, don't just
Speaker 1: say just say it once. I got it. You're saying
Speaker 1: to me that a gay gay club DJ who knows
Speaker 1: all the best songs to play would never be hired
Speaker 1: to work in a straight club. You don't think a
Speaker 1: straight club would like, Hey, I'm gonna over pay it.
Speaker 1: If you're not saying that you straight, you're putting words guys.
Speaker 1: So you're saying, you're saying DJ's in straight clubs don't
Speaker 1: know to play Brittany and Rihanna, and they don't know
Speaker 1: some of them. Some I'm not saying you know some DJ.
Speaker 1: You're once again you're going to extremes for no reason. No,
Speaker 1: you said, I just said the best music they do.
Speaker 1: And and in fact, Okay, so our boy DJ Dramas
Speaker 1: you know him, right, great DJ. He works with us
Speaker 1: at the radio station YEP, Straight as an arrow, Amazing
Speaker 1: at what he does. Okay, he spends in a lot
Speaker 1: of straight places. His talents were discovered by the gay
Speaker 1: club here in Jersey City. He spins there as well,
Speaker 1: because they know great music and a good spinner when
Speaker 1: they hear it. So they only hire the best. Okay.
Speaker 1: Oh and straight clubs don't hire the best. I never
Speaker 1: said that, but there are. But there are a lot
Speaker 1: of DJ's out there that can't get out of their
Speaker 1: own way. They can't get away from their own ego
Speaker 1: that they feel like they know what to play and
Speaker 1: they're not good at what they do. Most of the
Speaker 1: lions share, the big majority of them are awesome DJs. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm not crapping on djo spin, I'm not. I'm just
Speaker 1: saying that. And again, you gotta you gotta in a
Speaker 1: gay club, they only get the best. They only hire
Speaker 1: awesome DJs. The music. Some people don't, some people don't.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, you get you get a clunker now
Speaker 1: and then. But anyway, that's not the point. All right,
Speaker 1: I'm fascinated. I know you're fascinating. It's a whole of
Speaker 1: the topic. But you have to take my word for
Speaker 1: it because I've I've been places. I'll say this, okay,
Speaker 1: and then people you may or may not agree. But
Speaker 1: back to your point about women, here's why. Ultimately they
Speaker 1: do kind of want to meet new people in situations
Speaker 1: even like this where they say they may not. All right,
Speaker 1: here's what happened. We had We were with six girls.
Speaker 1: Two of the girls were single. They were having a
Speaker 1: great time. Next thing, you know, they we see all
Speaker 1: of us in front of us on the dance floor
Speaker 1: two six ft three twenty two year old ken doll
Speaker 1: guys that basically where they have their shirts off and
Speaker 1: their sweating and they're both in insane sick shape, and
Speaker 1: they are dancing with each other and they're making out
Speaker 1: with each other on the dance floor as they're jumping
Speaker 1: up and down, and they have no shirts on and
Speaker 1: they're sweaty and all that, and and the girls look
Speaker 1: at each other and they're like, oh my god, what
Speaker 1: a waste, meaning like I want to meet these guys.
Speaker 1: I want to meaning like when they say what a waste,
Speaker 1: they're like, they're like, they're pretty much like, Oh, these
Speaker 1: are guys that we can actually meet and and and
Speaker 1: these are the guys that I want to meet and
Speaker 1: hook up with, which goes to show that even though
Speaker 1: they don't go there for it, they sometimes will get
Speaker 1: in the moment and be a part of that. I'm
Speaker 1: not I think you're can, I think you're confusing. We
Speaker 1: come to the gay bar to meet nice straight guys versus, Wow,
Speaker 1: look at those ripped guys. I wish I could meet
Speaker 1: a guy with a body like that. No, they want
Speaker 1: to know those two women wanted those two guys that
Speaker 1: they want two guys who are making out with each other. No,
Speaker 1: they wanted them, and then they're like, oh they're making out,
Speaker 1: Like fuck, I have no I stand no chance. I
Speaker 1: stand the ridiculously attractive right. So they don't really want
Speaker 1: to meet guys, but if there's a ridiculously attractive guy,
Speaker 1: they go for it. Correct. Yeah, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: So let me change. Let me change what I said
Speaker 1: before slices. If you are a ridiculously attractive, ripped, six
Speaker 1: ft three muscular Kendall looking perfection, then you can go
Speaker 1: to a gay bar and pick up Street. That's not
Speaker 1: what I said. You're twisting my words again. I'm repeating
Speaker 1: what you're saying. I'm saying you're I'm saying counterpoint to
Speaker 1: your point. You're saying that, Well, if they want to,
Speaker 1: they don't want to be bothered. They're going there to dance. Yes,
Speaker 1: but but if adonnas, if if Don sapped them, if
Speaker 1: if Captain America is on the dance floor, they want,
Speaker 1: but they don't want to meet you means and and
Speaker 1: sex on the way, Dave, what about Danny connections? Oh? Dad,
Speaker 1: I like to you know, listen, Danny Connections and David
Speaker 1: good looking guys, but they're not like they're not like
Speaker 1: Captain America. They're not four, They're not Chris Emsworth. If
Speaker 1: I if I go to a gate club and the
Speaker 1: female equivalent of Chris Evans and Chris Emsworth are dancing
Speaker 1: on the dance floor and I'm not going there to
Speaker 1: meet girls, I'd be like, oh man, I'd love to
Speaker 1: meet those two. But I but I that's not why
Speaker 1: I went. But most women don't look like that. Most
Speaker 1: men do not look like Chris Evans and Chris Emsworth.
Speaker 1: They don't. I know that. But my point is, so okay,
Speaker 1: your point is if you, guys, if you're a good
Speaker 1: conversationalist and you have a lot of other things, you know,
Speaker 1: people don't conversationalist. Do you think those girls looked at
Speaker 1: those two guys and went wow, those guys shots on
Speaker 1: those guys look like you're missing the larger point, Proty,
Speaker 1: once again, you're missing. The larger point is that there
Speaker 1: are guys that don't look like Adonis, but they have
Speaker 1: a lot of other things to offer, but they're not getting.
Speaker 1: But they're not getting and they're not getting that chance
Speaker 1: at a straight club, but they will get that opportunity
Speaker 1: to gate club because a woman's guard is down and
Speaker 1: they're hanging out and they're dancing, and maybe they get
Speaker 1: into a great conversation and maybe they leave with a
Speaker 1: phone number. I don't know. I'm just you're you're real,
Speaker 1: You're you're twisting. Does does the flip side still work?
Speaker 1: You make it sound like it's it's it's it's trickery,
Speaker 1: or it's it's not a guy. If I okay, if
Speaker 1: I go to a lesbian sports bar and I want
Speaker 1: to go just because they have good wings and they
Speaker 1: have good TVs, should women go? Should Should straight women
Speaker 1: go to a lesbian bar in hopes of meeting straight guys?
Speaker 1: Straight women going into a lesbian bar? Yeah, straight, Yeah,
Speaker 1: But straight guys don't go into lesbian bars a lot.
Speaker 1: Often times they're not allowed. So I know, but but
Speaker 1: but it's literally like, you can't come in here, you perv.
Speaker 1: You're trying to stare at lesbians. Doesn't work. It actually
Speaker 1: doesn't work. You're right, it doesn't. But the wings are good.
Speaker 1: I want to go there, but I don't want to
Speaker 1: get hit on. I don't want single women hitting on me.
Speaker 1: Because they're like, oh, the guys there must be straight.
Speaker 1: But what guy goes in there go to a lesbian
Speaker 1: bar looking for wings? I would if the wings are good.
Speaker 1: I'm married. I have no interest to looking at lesbian's
Speaker 1: or a women of any kind. But if I'm there,
Speaker 1: I mean in the wings. I don't want girls hitting
Speaker 1: on me. My head hurts, My head hurts. Past and Brodie,
Speaker 1: I got a food story I want to talk to
Speaker 1: you about, and an only fans story, which would you
Speaker 1: like to hear first? Only fans. Let's stay on the
Speaker 1: tawdry tip. So you know, TikTok is a is A
Speaker 1: is a. It's it's the road to hell. Sometimes, right
Speaker 1: you get sucked into like swiping, and all of a
Speaker 1: sudden you're on TikTok for two hours. So sometimes on
Speaker 1: the four you section you might get like, I'm I
Speaker 1: I on a TikTok mostly for political accounts like a
Speaker 1: for comedy accounts and and political and current events and
Speaker 1: different things. I don't go on to watch. Typically, you know,
Speaker 1: dances you speak for yourself, all right, but if they're
Speaker 1: pop culture like uh um jiggle jiggle, you know, like
Speaker 1: I'll my right my money jig folds, right. So sometimes
Speaker 1: for you dance or a song will come on, and
Speaker 1: then if you click the song icon, you can see
Speaker 1: other people doing dances or stick that song. So a
Speaker 1: lot of times I'll hear a funny song or a
Speaker 1: funny video and I'll click on it, and then there'll
Speaker 1: be a lot of other people doing that dance. So
Speaker 1: sometimes you want to see good dancing, you'll click on uh,
Speaker 1: women doing a bit to that song. Right. So this
Speaker 1: one particular, I don't know about eight and nine months ago,
Speaker 1: I clicked on this girl. I don't know how old
Speaker 1: she is. She looks younger than me, but so does
Speaker 1: everyone on TikTok, and she's she does like really good
Speaker 1: dances and she's funny whatever. Okay, So she came up
Speaker 1: in my for you page again, I don't know about
Speaker 1: a month ago. I'm like, oh, there's that girl from
Speaker 1: the dance with the thing. So I look to see
Speaker 1: her other videos, like, I wonder what funny videos or
Speaker 1: what hot songs what I've missed recently from this girl.
Speaker 1: So it's she's like, oh, check out my my only
Speaker 1: fans page on my Instagram page. So I'm like, well,
Speaker 1: she seems young. I doubt she's doing anything bad on
Speaker 1: her Instagram page. So I clicked on it and I
Speaker 1: see she's only fans page. Now I'm not paying for
Speaker 1: only fans. I'm not looking at only fans. But I
Speaker 1: see she's an only fans page. And apparently her only
Speaker 1: fans page is adult material. No, I'm not paying for it.
Speaker 1: I don't want to see adult material. So I'm like, Okay,
Speaker 1: she's got only fans page. That seems odd. She seems
Speaker 1: young to have an only fans page, but what do
Speaker 1: I know. That's it. Left it at that, And from
Speaker 1: time to time she comes up in my for you page.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, there's that girl with the she's a
Speaker 1: good dancer, and she's a for your page, only fans page,
Speaker 1: but she's relatively young, and she lives in New Jersey.
Speaker 1: Because I in her TikTok's you sometimes, okay, sometimes you
Speaker 1: innocently stumble on these things. Nothing wrong with that, Nothing
Speaker 1: wrong with that. So after our event on the ers,
Speaker 1: he's sure, I went into a I went to a
Speaker 1: place I'm gonna talk to you about in a minute,
Speaker 1: a Delhi that's famous on TikTok and YouTube. And and
Speaker 1: after I walked out in the parking lot, I see
Speaker 1: this girl getting out of her car, and I go,
Speaker 1: why does that girl look so familiar? Famous? Or why
Speaker 1: do I did I interview her for an intern position
Speaker 1: at the radio st I couldn't figure out how I
Speaker 1: recognized her. So I get my car and I'm driving
Speaker 1: away and it fucking dawns on me. That's the girl
Speaker 1: with the only fans page. Oh my god. So you know,
Speaker 1: sometimes like you see somebody we've talked about this where
Speaker 1: you think somebody's famous, Like like that guy from from
Speaker 1: Home Depot. I saw a kid's birthday party and I
Speaker 1: thought he was famous. I'm like, how does that guy's famous?
Speaker 1: And the guy at the Mets game who was my
Speaker 1: my physical therapist, oh in the physical therapy place. Girl,
Speaker 1: this girl is famous from YouTube, not YouTube TikTok and
Speaker 1: only fans And I saw her, uh with a couple
Speaker 1: of ends in the parking lot of this Delhi and
Speaker 1: I'm like, I was gonna like, oh, how do I
Speaker 1: know you didn't? Thank God, you didn't make it, except
Speaker 1: she's got clothes on. Although I will say she probably
Speaker 1: gets it more than you realize. That's why that's why
Speaker 1: she's got only fans page. I, Oh, you know, she
Speaker 1: she definitely gets that because you know, we consume and
Speaker 1: I was reading this somewhere. We consume so much social
Speaker 1: media and everything is so visual now, and everything's on
Speaker 1: video and pictures that people in general are more recognizable,
Speaker 1: like I know you from somewhere, Chances are you saw
Speaker 1: them on Instagram or only fans. And if she's putting
Speaker 1: herself out there on only fans and she's turning a
Speaker 1: profit off of putting, you know, half naked pictures up
Speaker 1: there in video, she's certainly not embarrassed that you're gonna
Speaker 1: recognize her. She's not gonna she's not gonna be like,
Speaker 1: I don't know if her friends she has an only
Speaker 1: fans page, believe well, I wasn't gonna go up to
Speaker 1: you know why, because she's bragging about how much money
Speaker 1: she's made, and guess what they're probably thinking about making
Speaker 1: one she had a nice car. But like if I
Speaker 1: had gone up to her and she's like, oh, I
Speaker 1: don't know, and then it occurred to me afterwards, I
Speaker 1: would have felt like a creeper. I would have uh, Now,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't if I recognize somebody from only Fans I'd
Speaker 1: be like, I just because it's the thing, because let's
Speaker 1: let's say I said I recognized her right like, oh,
Speaker 1: you look familiar, and then she realizes I must know
Speaker 1: her from her only fan or TikTok whatever. What if
Speaker 1: her friends like, you know who that is? It's David
Speaker 1: Brody from the boarding show, then it's like, oh that
Speaker 1: guy's no no, no, no no no. So I'm glad
Speaker 1: I didn't say hi, And I'm glad I didn't recognize
Speaker 1: her right away because I do not have any involvement
Speaker 1: with only fans and I have no interest in following
Speaker 1: her page. But she would have thought I did. But
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Either, the thing is if
Speaker 1: it's if it's out there and you're putting it out
Speaker 1: there on your own and it's public, and you know
Speaker 1: there's you don't get to make those decisions about how
Speaker 1: people recognize you. You don't. So I'm not saying she
Speaker 1: would have been bothered, And I'm saying you've got to
Speaker 1: be known for something. They recognize me. They'd be like,
Speaker 1: why is that dude who has a family on only Fans,
Speaker 1: which I was on, I'm on TikTok and I wasn't
Speaker 1: on her page. She popped up on mine, so I
Speaker 1: have to. You know, there's a there's a popular restaurant
Speaker 1: that I go to with some friends and there's a
Speaker 1: hostess there that we follow. We all follow because sometimes
Speaker 1: you want to get reservations there. Well you follow on
Speaker 1: what on Instagram? On instag No, no, no, on Instagram.
Speaker 1: Just she's got a public page. Well, you know, she
Speaker 1: puts up stories all the time of of her in
Speaker 1: the thong of moms and thongs. She does these create
Speaker 1: you know, whatever she does her her everyday life with
Speaker 1: her family, and then all of a sudden a story
Speaker 1: will go by and it's like whoa what was that?
Speaker 1: And she'll put like pictures of like like racy underwear
Speaker 1: shot and this is public, by the way, and and
Speaker 1: it's and she's got like like fifty followers on Instagram.
Speaker 1: But the reason why I follow her so I can
Speaker 1: get a reservation when I need one. So she has
Speaker 1: to assume that every day at her job where she's working,
Speaker 1: she has to assume that every read guy in there
Speaker 1: who follows her on Instagram has seen her in her
Speaker 1: underwear because she she put it out there. She she
Speaker 1: in public. It's a public so so so by the
Speaker 1: same token. This, this girl, who you may or may
Speaker 1: not have recognized from either TikTok or only fans, has
Speaker 1: to assume that you saw the the only fans. My
Speaker 1: question is you didn't see anything because you you're not
Speaker 1: You didn't pay or subscribe to the impression I get
Speaker 1: is she does the sex. Oh really, but she has
Speaker 1: a sex page on only fans, which is more reason
Speaker 1: why I want no part of it. A lot of
Speaker 1: times I'll be, you know, clicking around and they'll say, hey,
Speaker 1: click here for more on a regular on a person's story,
Speaker 1: because that's how they lure you in, and they don't
Speaker 1: even tell you you're going to an only fans page.
Speaker 1: And next thing you know you click it. It's like, oh,
Speaker 1: here's my only fans. But that's you're only getting. You're
Speaker 1: only getting that front that front page. You're not unless
Speaker 1: you actually put up your credit card and then you know, subscribe,
Speaker 1: then you're not getting not doing that. But but I've
Speaker 1: been I've been led there, you know, you know, lad
Speaker 1: there before like, oh, here we are, we're at somebody's
Speaker 1: homepage for they're only fans, But no, I don't know.
Speaker 1: It doesn't go beyond that. You know, listen, a lot
Speaker 1: of people have made a lot of money during the pandemic.
Speaker 1: You you know, only fits a lot of people listening
Speaker 1: to this podcast right now. And I'm not I'm not
Speaker 1: poo pooing it at all. I'm like, hey, God bless
Speaker 1: you make money anywhere you can. I mean, everybody needs needs,
Speaker 1: you know, your side hustle, and if somebody wanted to
Speaker 1: see my feet, I could use the cash. I still
Speaker 1: don't know what I can offer. I've been wanting to
Speaker 1: start an only fans just you. You've got unusually large
Speaker 1: calf muscles. If there was someone who was into calf muscles,
Speaker 1: you'd make a fortune. But calf fetish, Yeah, you think
Speaker 1: they're a calf fetish. People that the people with fetishes
Speaker 1: on everything get the front door. There's shoulder fetishes, there's
Speaker 1: there's people in animal costume fetishes. You'll name it. You
Speaker 1: think I can open it only fans off of my calves.
Speaker 1: I think if you did, like, uh, yes, yes, yes, absolutely,
Speaker 1: I got Popeye calves. You have Pope cass. I think
Speaker 1: there's men and women in the world who have a
Speaker 1: fetish for calves. Well, you know, let's uh let's say this.
Speaker 1: Then if you could think, if you could think of it,
Speaker 1: he could. We're next to your ears. You'd probably make
Speaker 1: more money if you could dream of it, and you
Speaker 1: think of it, it probably exists, So they're probably You're right,
Speaker 1: there probably is a calf. I have to google this,
Speaker 1: you know what, while we're talking, I'm gonna google calf fetish. No. No,
Speaker 1: because I do have great calves. It's one of my
Speaker 1: strongest features. And you know why because I've been standing
Speaker 1: up for twenty seven years while we do the morning
Speaker 1: show for four hours a day. I don't sit down
Speaker 1: when I do the show. Hey, fun fact I'm standing
Speaker 1: the whole the whole time, is not and I'm sitting
Speaker 1: in his chair. I searched calf fetish videos. That is
Speaker 1: a category on porn Hub. That's the first thing that
Speaker 1: comes up, watch as fetish porn video. Oh my god, Brodie,
Speaker 1: I could be rich right now. X videos has calf fetishes.
Speaker 1: Uh x I X and xss X and x S
Speaker 1: and x x dot com. We gotta tell this, thick
Speaker 1: calfs finally found my calling. Finally, remember we did this.
Speaker 1: You know, I felt so bad because about a month
Speaker 1: or two ago, we were talking on the air about
Speaker 1: what would your only fans page B, And you know,
Speaker 1: everyone went around the room with some you know, fun
Speaker 1: alternate things other than nudity and sex videos about and
Speaker 1: when they got to me, I'm like, huh, I don't
Speaker 1: I don't think I have anything to offer. So, you know,
Speaker 1: on Google, when you click, you know, you just search,
Speaker 1: but then you can click videos or images or news
Speaker 1: or shopping. So I clicked videos. The first one is
Speaker 1: a is a woman's legs and high heels. The second
Speaker 1: one is a woman. It's a thumbnail of a woman
Speaker 1: whose legs are in the air. The third one, I'm
Speaker 1: not promoting this guy, but it's a picture of a
Speaker 1: guy's calf muscles. Only right, it's a video. And his
Speaker 1: name is I'm not gonna tell his first name. I'm
Speaker 1: not going to promote him. His last name is iron Rod.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, his first first name is whatever, iron Rod
Speaker 1: leg and calf muscle fetish videos. What if you could
Speaker 1: oil up my calf muscles and then I could flex
Speaker 1: for you. I could flex my calf muscles. You know
Speaker 1: what you'd make. Don't show your face because you know
Speaker 1: that would ruin it. But fuck you. Well, what would
Speaker 1: your only fans be, Brodie? Oh, if you could show
Speaker 1: photographed my sense of humor. The ladies love that. No,
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't have a thing I don't have
Speaker 1: like you may have that hidden thing that you haven't
Speaker 1: discovered yet. You just discovered my calf muscle fetish site
Speaker 1: that I could I could open my only fans for
Speaker 1: so we'll see. I love it. I think my legs
Speaker 1: are of decent shape. I don't know. Oh, you know what. Actually,
Speaker 1: I also have nice calf muscles. If I I flex,
Speaker 1: I don't have you have popeye legs. But I my
Speaker 1: calf muscles, specifically more of my right one than my one,
Speaker 1: very defined when I flex it. Really, yeah, you and
Speaker 1: I might be able to do a Brooklyn Boys calf
Speaker 1: page together. We could the calves of the board of
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys. We could do a calf calendar. We could
Speaker 1: go half and half calf and calf, calf and calf.
Speaker 1: I love that, and we could do we could do
Speaker 1: we could do like a page where like sometimes we're
Speaker 1: complete naked legs were called decalf. It's the Brooklyn Boys.
Speaker 1: So I wanted to tell you about the Delhi I
Speaker 1: went to, which is why I was in that parking lot.
Speaker 1: So there's a a deli in red Bank, New Jersey,
Speaker 1: and uh. They they're very they do very funny TikTok
Speaker 1: and Instagram videos and they're in Red Bank, which is
Speaker 1: directly between where we were on the Jersey Shore and
Speaker 1: my house. But I have never been there because it's
Speaker 1: like an hour from hour and a half from my house.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, oh, wait a minute, it's twenty minutes
Speaker 1: from the Jersey Shore where we were located. So I'm like,
Speaker 1: you know what, I want to put it in my
Speaker 1: NAV and I'm gonna go there. The name of the
Speaker 1: place is to Larios. If you've never followed them, I
Speaker 1: don't care where in the carunt you live, but t
Speaker 1: A L E R C I O S T Larcios. Uh.
Speaker 1: It does great videos and I sent you one Today's scary.
Speaker 1: What do you think of that sandwich? Oh? My god?
Speaker 1: First of all, you've seen or heard of the three
Speaker 1: to six ft hero where they take the long hero
Speaker 1: bread right for for Super Bowl parties. It's not a
Speaker 1: sponsor sponsor. It makes sense. I'm thinking, like, all right,
Speaker 1: so they're gonna lay out a six six ft loaf
Speaker 1: of bread. We've seen that before at Super Bowl parties
Speaker 1: and things like that. And then they're gonna throw some
Speaker 1: cold cuts on it, you know, we call them cold cuts.
Speaker 1: Um No, they start with two layers of chicken chicken cutlets,
Speaker 1: like they literally lined chicken cutlets across the thing, and
Speaker 1: then they go back, double back the other way. The
Speaker 1: fried ravioli is on top of that. After after several
Speaker 1: layers of ship, not ship, but like amazing food that
Speaker 1: it's like a piled a mile high. They decorated with
Speaker 1: with with vodka sauce. They take like like you know
Speaker 1: that heavy vodka sauce and the Pizzai pizza. All of
Speaker 1: a sudden they go plup across the whole fucking thing
Speaker 1: and then they cover it and then they cut it.
Speaker 1: And the thing is probably the height of your face.
Speaker 1: So I don't know how people get their lips around it.
Speaker 1: I don't know. But here, So here's the thing. They
Speaker 1: make unique sandwiches. They do theme sandwiches the Rangers are playing.
Speaker 1: They do. They do like a Ranger themes sandwich. You know,
Speaker 1: who knows why you put stuff on a sandwich. But so,
Speaker 1: in addition to the videos being funny and creative our
Speaker 1: boy meals by cous went there of course did a
Speaker 1: bit because it's right. So this place is becoming like
Speaker 1: a place to go. So I was like, you know what,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go there because it's a place to go
Speaker 1: and it's all my way home, and the food looks
Speaker 1: unbelievable and who doesn't love Italian delis? But but not everybody.
Speaker 1: In fact, nobody is buying a six ft Hero And
Speaker 1: what's the cost of that. That's gotta be like three
Speaker 1: bucks on the amount of foot three and then they
Speaker 1: put it in half. What you still it still feeds
Speaker 1: twenty people because they're showing it for the video. You
Speaker 1: get there, you go, so you get a regular Hero.
Speaker 1: I see, so they lure you in with the crazy video.
Speaker 1: I used the Slice app figuring, you know, it's me
Speaker 1: oral day weekend, it's a Sunday, They're gonna probably be busy.
Speaker 1: I'll order ahead on the app and so I ordered,
Speaker 1: uh order. I ordered uh sausage rice balls. How was
Speaker 1: it okay? Very good? I ordered a chicken palm egg rolls.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, hello yeah? And I ordered uh some
Speaker 1: kind of uh oh. I ordered like a like a
Speaker 1: French Oh. I world um uh pastrami and corn beef
Speaker 1: pannini with Russian dressing and tomatoes. Okay, I wanted a
Speaker 1: little bit of it, a little bit of like right,
Speaker 1: I could ordered chicken palm here, but a chicken palm
Speaker 1: egrol like that sounds really good. And I wanted to
Speaker 1: get toasted ravioli, but I thought, I don't want to
Speaker 1: be a gulf own here and order everything. So I
Speaker 1: ordered the three things I wanted through the app and
Speaker 1: they said, oh, I'll be ready in twenty minutes. Like great,
Speaker 1: I'll be there in twenty minutes, perfect timing. So I
Speaker 1: get there. They're in a strip mall and there's a
Speaker 1: decent amount of causing the parking law for a Sunday.
Speaker 1: I walk in the pretty crowd for a Saturday, thanks
Speaker 1: Billy Joel and the line. There's a huge line to
Speaker 1: order at the counter, and I see the two guys
Speaker 1: from the videos Eric and Mike right. And I walk
Speaker 1: around to the register and there's a girl working the
Speaker 1: register and I said, hey, I'm here to pick up
Speaker 1: my my order. I ordered on Slice, but I noticed
Speaker 1: when I opened up the app and said, you're order'll
Speaker 1: be ready in like an hour and twenty minutes, So
Speaker 1: I said, listen, I got a problem when I ordered
Speaker 1: the food instead to be ready around now. But I
Speaker 1: see it very busy, so it's not a problem. I
Speaker 1: get your busy. I'm not. It's not I'm upset. But
Speaker 1: if there's something in my order that's gonna take a while,
Speaker 1: like the pastrami and corn beef, I figured the chicken
Speaker 1: paw meg rols probably already made. They gotta bread it
Speaker 1: and fry it. I figured this, What can I eat now?
Speaker 1: Is that your question? Yeah? So I'm like, listen, what
Speaker 1: can I What if you have to cancel something on
Speaker 1: my order that's gonna take a while, it's not a problem,
Speaker 1: not upset. You guys are busy. It's my first time here.
Speaker 1: Just let me know what's gonna take an hour, an
Speaker 1: hour from now, or forty minutes, whatever it was, because
Speaker 1: you're busy, and I'll just take it off the order. Well,
Speaker 1: this the shorter guy in the videos, Mike, because Eric's
Speaker 1: kind of tall. He says, I'm sorry to interrupt. What
Speaker 1: are you? What's your order? So I tell him. He goes,
Speaker 1: I'll make it for you right now, Make it for
Speaker 1: me right now. He goes, Yeah, I got. I'm not
Speaker 1: I'm not busy, So I tell him what you He
Speaker 1: looks at the order, he goes, no problem, David, and
Speaker 1: he goes over to the slicer and he starts slicing
Speaker 1: postrawm and slice and call me for like a maniac
Speaker 1: to get my order out. I'm like, that's class right there,
Speaker 1: to like take care of me because I ordered on
Speaker 1: the end, gentleman. So then so I say, hey, it's
Speaker 1: my first time here. That's that's really good customer service.
Speaker 1: I appreciate that. He said, what brings in? I said,
Speaker 1: you and Eric in your videos, they're tremendous. Of course
Speaker 1: they knew the answer to that, of course, because you're
Speaker 1: some random guy from North Jersey and they're like, what
Speaker 1: is he doing? They don't know him, they don't know
Speaker 1: him from I'm from Brooklyn, by the way, but but
Speaker 1: I live in North More, northern Jersey than this place
Speaker 1: is located, so like really, yeah. So then Eric, the
Speaker 1: tall guy from the videos, he hears me say that.
Speaker 1: He goes, oh, you like the videos, Well, it's very
Speaker 1: kind of you, thank you very much. And there's a
Speaker 1: giant platter of toasted ravioli's on the top of the counter,
Speaker 1: huge and not like the little square ones you get
Speaker 1: like in the supermarket. These are the round ones that
Speaker 1: are freshly baked and fried or whatever. They look tremendous
Speaker 1: and I'm looking. I'm going I should have gotten a
Speaker 1: son of a bitch. Raby always look awesome. He says,
Speaker 1: I appreciate you waiting. He takes a container and he
Speaker 1: puts like a half a dozen and contain. He goes here,
Speaker 1: thanks a waiting, thanks for coming. There you go. This
Speaker 1: guy is a class act. So I say to the girl,
Speaker 1: you know what I'll take. I'll take another another, some
Speaker 1: more toast ravvy. Always think this guy's giving me him
Speaker 1: for free. You wom in my heart here while I'm waiting,
Speaker 1: give me another dozen of those things. So she grabs
Speaker 1: handfuls and handfuls and didn't count them. I'm not ratting
Speaker 1: her out. I'm getting and then I'm sure I got
Speaker 1: like sixteen at it. That's a brody bargain, right, This
Speaker 1: is my kind of place. Scary. The glass cabinet had
Speaker 1: the most unbelievable foods and salads. I want to go,
Speaker 1: I want to go there. I wanna go. Okay, so
Speaker 1: I get the food I'm checking out and the guy,
Speaker 1: the guy Eric comes over to me says, I really
Speaker 1: appreciate you waiting, and Mike's like, thanks to waiting, like
Speaker 1: you guys, you treat me like like I'm a celebrity.
Speaker 1: You guys are celebrities. They don't know who I am.
Speaker 1: So they said, no, we appreciate the business. We're busy,
Speaker 1: and thanks for following us on Instagram. Whatever I said. Listen,
Speaker 1: I just want to let you know I do a
Speaker 1: podcast called The Brooklyn Boys. I don't know if you've
Speaker 1: heard of it, because no, I haven't heard of it.
Speaker 1: I write it down and go look at listen episode
Speaker 1: to nineteen. I want you to know what to mention
Speaker 1: you guys, because not only does the food look fantast stick,
Speaker 1: but the customers certain. Now you know, you go to
Speaker 1: like these delis, there's one guy, two guys behind the counter.
Speaker 1: They had like six people on a like of course
Speaker 1: their their TikTok famous. Now they need to have that.
Speaker 1: They can't hand people. Of course, people working the multiple
Speaker 1: people fill in the salads, multiple people slicing. It was
Speaker 1: like a like a factory and they were banging it out,
Speaker 1: but still found time to give me a couple of
Speaker 1: extra free Ravioli's nice. There's Brooklyn class this speaking of
Speaker 1: free ship for us? Do you have that not to
Speaker 1: say hi to Eric and Michael because I said I
Speaker 1: was going to mention them. I hope they're listening a
Speaker 1: red Bank I think or both. They some videos say
Speaker 1: the Middle Middletown, some of them say Red Bank. I
Speaker 1: think during red Bank, but it could be like both.
Speaker 1: So check them out online, follow their account. Not a sponsor,
Speaker 1: but if you guys want to sponsor a podcast, UH
Speaker 1: would be happy to So. Let me just tell you
Speaker 1: the food. The food lived up to lived up to
Speaker 1: the experience I had. That's all. I had a great time.
Speaker 1: I'm this is the opposite of a rant. By the way,
Speaker 1: Let's let's let the record show that on this date
Speaker 1: Brody was so fucking beyond blown away happy. On the
Speaker 1: one hand, I want to go back. On the other hand,
Speaker 1: I'm glad they're an hour away because I would be
Speaker 1: such I would be there all the time. They're on
Speaker 1: my way down the shore, so I'll be there soon enough. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there you go as far and Michael, all the guys
Speaker 1: are in the video. Now get those diet coke coasters.
Speaker 1: Where are they? Oh, oh they're upstairs, son of a bitch,
Speaker 1: going to do the copy of the note, going to
Speaker 1: do I don't have it. Let me go get Oh
Speaker 1: my god, Jesus Christ. Well, while Brodie's going to get that,
Speaker 1: let me just remind you to go to the merch store.
Speaker 1: You go to uh Brooklyn Boys dot Big cartel dot com.
Speaker 1: That's Brooklyn Boys dot Big Cartel dot com. My boy
Speaker 1: Matt at m K. He is closely guarding at the
Speaker 1: stock and he's very quick in the turnarounds with your order.
Speaker 1: I think you'd be very pleased with our customer service
Speaker 1: for you, Brooklyn Boys dot Big cartel dot com. Right now,
Speaker 1: if you buy any two items in the store, you
Speaker 1: get a free sheet of Brooke and Boys stickers. They're
Speaker 1: various stickers. We got grant police ones, We've got the
Speaker 1: original logo. We also have stickers that say Scary and
Speaker 1: Brodie and others that say Brody and Scary, which I'm
Speaker 1: sure a lot of you love. See what I did there, Brodie,
Speaker 1: I don't even have to pause it. I vamped. I
Speaker 1: talked about the merch store. I heard you on through
Speaker 1: the headphone. So go there for and let's let's keep
Speaker 1: that merch rome. We got tank tops in season right
Speaker 1: now because it's hot as ball sack in most of
Speaker 1: the country. Hold on, and that's Brooklyn Boys dot Big
Speaker 1: Hotel dot com. Did I miss that? You missed it?
Speaker 1: But that's okay, though. Are you ready ready? I got
Speaker 1: it for us Tempo Brody tempo Yeah, okay, So for
Speaker 1: us we look for shi. We got this note on
Speaker 1: a St. Jude by the way, at St. Jude, not
Speaker 1: St Jude's on St. Jude Children's Research Hospital notepad, which
Speaker 1: I love because I'm a big fan of of curing
Speaker 1: kids with cancer. Hey, Brooklyn Boys, Brody and Scary dot
Speaker 1: dot dot wanted to say thanks for that. It's tough
Speaker 1: to read some of these, uh hours maybe and days
Speaker 1: of entertainment in my car driving everywhere here in Georgia
Speaker 1: while I thrift and sell on eBay and Amazon. Found
Speaker 1: these in the wilds Okay, thought of you guys. Slice
Speaker 1: for life. Uh Brandon a k a. The Burger Dad
Speaker 1: on social on Instagram The Burger Dad. So let me
Speaker 1: tell you, Scary and I both got boxes of Grammar
Speaker 1: Police cards, the Grammar guessing game. Play with your friends,
Speaker 1: the wrong your which is brilliant and family. They're wrong.
Speaker 1: They're gonna love it changed to going to love it.
Speaker 1: So I already I loved the box. I guess he
Speaker 1: got these at the thrift store. So first of all,
Speaker 1: free ship for us, love at I will look at
Speaker 1: these cards and maybe we'll play next week. But I
Speaker 1: wanted to get to the next thing he got. Um
Speaker 1: it's a package, a set of six Coca Cola brand
Speaker 1: coasters and it looks like so they're diet coke coasters.
Speaker 1: So again this is somebody Brandon who loves the podcast
Speaker 1: but gets it. He gets it. They are from Kmart.
Speaker 1: The sticker on there says the big K from it
Speaker 1: has to this has to have been purchased in like
Speaker 1: the nineteen early they were originally I'll tell you on here.
Speaker 1: This has a year on them. Uh. They were originally
Speaker 1: made in Florida, in Ocala, Florida. There's no date on here,
Speaker 1: but it looks like the eighties or nineties. The white
Speaker 1: diet co coasters inside the packaging unopened, unopened, our beige.
Speaker 1: I'm sure they weren't beiged when they were first made,
Speaker 1: so I'm not complaining. I'm saying they are a classic
Speaker 1: not classic coke, classic diet coke coasters that I absolutely
Speaker 1: love and may not ever because they are awesome. So
Speaker 1: thank you very much Brandon for being that kind of member.
Speaker 1: That's wh While we're on the topic, just a note
Speaker 1: about our broadcast. We were alive from Jenkinson's last Friday.
Speaker 1: We did the Elvis d Ran show there um and
Speaker 1: we had one republic Joe Jonas Shaggy Sting came out
Speaker 1: Lea Kate. It was. It was fantastic, it was. It
Speaker 1: was a beautiful show and in great broadcast. I want
Speaker 1: to personally apologize, um to to some of the slices
Speaker 1: that showed up in Brooklyn boys gear. We it's a
Speaker 1: situation where they clicked in five thousand seven d people
Speaker 1: during the course of the morning. You can imagine what
Speaker 1: that looks like. And we're on this elevated stage in
Speaker 1: the kind of like against a wall, and we're trapped
Speaker 1: because we have all our broadcast gear up there, and
Speaker 1: it's kind of like it's hard to we have to
Speaker 1: walk down the stairs and and go over to people.
Speaker 1: We can't do it during the broadcast because we're always
Speaker 1: in our headphones and we're being we're listening to Q
Speaker 1: from the Ain studio, so I was chained to that
Speaker 1: and Brodie was for most of the morning as well,
Speaker 1: So during the six to ten am time we couldn't
Speaker 1: really break away. And then and then afterwards is a
Speaker 1: time where I usually get to hang out for a
Speaker 1: while and you know, hanging talk to people, pictures, schmooz.
Speaker 1: I don't run out of there. Danielle were awesome. She
Speaker 1: was hanging out with the listeners. I took pictures with
Speaker 1: a lot of listeners as well. I took a few
Speaker 1: before I was abruptly whisked away. I had a contract.
Speaker 1: I was contracted time to be at a at a
Speaker 1: client's appearance in the sand, and I had to They
Speaker 1: whisked me away. That said scary. They looked the watch
Speaker 1: that you have to go back there. They literally pulled
Speaker 1: me away like kind of like pre and that you
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, Like I felt like it's like
Speaker 1: I don't how to describe it. You aren't done being morning,
Speaker 1: so scary, and maybe I could have spend another half
Speaker 1: hour there talking to people, hearing stories and you know,
Speaker 1: you know, reminiscing with being waxing, nostalgic, ha taking pictures
Speaker 1: with people. I was so upset that they pulled me away,
Speaker 1: but I was contracted to be all the way out
Speaker 1: in the sand, so they moved me from one end
Speaker 1: of the night of the club all the way outside
Speaker 1: into the sand, where where I did meet a lot
Speaker 1: of awesome people there as well. But I feel like
Speaker 1: everyone looked around and like, where did Scary go? He's gone?
Speaker 1: So I apologize, but I really wanted to stay and
Speaker 1: play and and talk to everybody. But um, yeah, I
Speaker 1: was being bossed around. If you can imagine that. Well,
Speaker 1: I got bossed around by by a couple of people. Uh.
Speaker 1: One one guy wanted to meet you, and he kept saying, hey,
Speaker 1: get scary for me, And I said, he's he's on
Speaker 1: the headset, he's running the morning show right now. He
Speaker 1: can't come on, get scary. I really can't. I really can't.
Speaker 1: And so I think maybe he had a couple of drinks.
Speaker 1: And then the woman so, uh, Shaggy and sting or
Speaker 1: should I say stinging shaggy if you prefer that, brilliant
Speaker 1: scary scary and Brinie. Uh, we're on the show. And
Speaker 1: they were sitting across from me, so my back was
Speaker 1: to the crowd one section of the crowd and Stinging
Speaker 1: Shaggy were facing the crowd behind me, but they were
Speaker 1: on the other side of the table and they were
Speaker 1: talking to Danielle and so I stood up for a
Speaker 1: second to stretch my legs and I, this is what
Speaker 1: I hear. Hey, excuse me, excuse me? So I I
Speaker 1: thought maybe someone wanted to say hi to Brody from
Speaker 1: the Morning Show, trying to go Hi, I can help you.
Speaker 1: Could your move please? So I said, I'm sorry, it's
Speaker 1: your show. I thought I didn't hear her properly. So
Speaker 1: I'm so excuse me. You're blocking my view of Shaggy.
Speaker 1: Could your move please? So I said, I didn't know
Speaker 1: what to say. Now the stage is like it's like
Speaker 1: walking on a plank above crocodiles. There's no way to
Speaker 1: walk a foot to pass behind Gandhi's chair above me
Speaker 1: was it was the giant speaker system. If I stood
Speaker 1: up too fast, I hit my head on the speaking
Speaker 1: up thirty and we praying we don't have to take
Speaker 1: a piss because you're not moving until ten A yet.
Speaker 1: So like I'm trying to get Shaggy's attention. Could you move? Like, Wow,
Speaker 1: that's not really. I mean okay, I mean I love
Speaker 1: Shaggy too, don't get me wrong. So I got up
Speaker 1: and I was able to scooch behind sting and I
Speaker 1: went over to Shaggy. I was like, hey, Shaggy. He
Speaker 1: was hey, Broody. I said, you, could you do me
Speaker 1: a favor. I'm so sorry that woman is yelling at me.
Speaker 1: She wants to see you. Could you just waved door?
Speaker 1: So you know, he was, oh, yeah, he waved door.
Speaker 1: He's like, She's like Shaggy and he's like hi, you know.
Speaker 1: Nice exchange. So then I get another guy now, So
Speaker 1: let me paint the picture from what we were all
Speaker 1: on the stage. Elvis was on a giant TV screen
Speaker 1: because Elvis had COVID last week and couldn't come to
Speaker 1: the event right, So he was on the screen from
Speaker 1: his house and for a couple of minutes he was
Speaker 1: holding his dog, Ali was a Schnauzer, black him Ali,
Speaker 1: and he's like, oh. We were like, oh, look at Ali. Okay.
Speaker 1: So after the show, this very nice gentleman comes up
Speaker 1: to me and he says, hey, how you doing. I
Speaker 1: said good. He's he's a good show. I'm a big fan.
Speaker 1: Love you guys. Thank you very much, very nice. Now,
Speaker 1: but I want to just say, this guy could not
Speaker 1: have been nicer. He says. Uh. He points to Scary
Speaker 1: and he says, because Scary was talking to a different listener,
Speaker 1: he goes, where's his dog? I said, what the dog?
Speaker 1: Where's his dog? Why isn't his dog with him? So
Speaker 1: I said, well, Scary has never had a dog. He
Speaker 1: should not have a dog. He never will have a dog,
Speaker 1: and that all the dogs in the world are lucky
Speaker 1: that Scary will never have a dog. He's the where's
Speaker 1: the dog? From the stage, I said, I'm so sorry,
Speaker 1: I don't there's no dog. Come on, I mean I
Speaker 1: saw the dog. Where's the dog? So to the girl
Speaker 1: he was with me and his wife out, he says,
Speaker 1: see mean Elvis his dog? Yeah, yeah, yeah it was.
Speaker 1: That was his dog. I want to see the dog.
Speaker 1: Where's the dog? First of all, he so problem number one,
Speaker 1: he thought I was Elvis. Yeah, well you got confused
Speaker 1: for another person. You could tell that story that was
Speaker 1: exactly what. And then we gotta take a break because
Speaker 1: we got Yeah. So I said, I said, there was
Speaker 1: no dog here. You're talking about Elvis's dog? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: was his dog. Wears IVI was his dog? Want to
Speaker 1: the dog? I love dogs, so I so, I said,
Speaker 1: So I could tell the guy had a couple of drinks.
Speaker 1: Is fine, no problem with every He's having a good time.
Speaker 1: I said, Elvis is home. Oh yeah, where's the dog?
Speaker 1: I said, the dog is with Elvis. They went home already. No,
Speaker 1: Elvis was never here. He was on a zoom call.
Speaker 1: That was the TV screen. What his dog? Come on?
Speaker 1: Wears the dog? Don't be like that? Show me the
Speaker 1: dog a lot of time. That's how it went for
Speaker 1: the problem. The problem with that is, you know, I
Speaker 1: can I almost see how he can get it confused
Speaker 1: because it's such a large places, such a huge venue
Speaker 1: that from the back you didn't even see us on stage.
Speaker 1: The only thing you saw was Elvis on the screen.
Speaker 1: So for all you could have known, if you were
Speaker 1: drunk and halfway towards the back, you might have thought
Speaker 1: that camera was on Elvis, and Elvis was in the building,
Speaker 1: so it was like, oh, they're just amplifying his picture. Also,
Speaker 1: you could see a video of Elvis. I could see
Speaker 1: how that could get confused. But here's one thing that
Speaker 1: you can't you can't mistake. It's the twenty one year
Speaker 1: old kid who comes up to me to get a
Speaker 1: picture in an autograph because I was and and Bertie
Speaker 1: has witnessed to this. The kid is like the kid tells.
Speaker 1: He turns to his mother and he's like, is this sting?
Speaker 1: This is sting? I keep and I'm like what he goes.
Speaker 1: Everyone keeps talking about sting everyone all morning. I'm hearing sting.
Speaker 1: Are you sting? And I'm like no, And then she's like, no,
Speaker 1: he's scary. He's from the radio station. And he's like,
Speaker 1: what's that? Like? He was clueless, he didn't know what
Speaker 1: radio was, he didn't know our show, he didn't even
Speaker 1: know what. He didn't know. But he's at a he's
Speaker 1: at a but he's at a fucking event that was
Speaker 1: promoted clearly by this radio station that we're so it's like,
Speaker 1: you know, you expect too much of people sometimes, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know what I got it. You know, if I
Speaker 1: was doing a podcast with sting, I think it might
Speaker 1: be stinging Brody, I think I would allowed past and scary.
Speaker 1: Where do we begin? Well, I just want to be
Speaker 1: game with one thing before we begin with the sound.
Speaker 1: Because I asked a favor. It's like you want to
Speaker 1: do sound or do you want to do we have
Speaker 1: a choice here, or we could go through the talkbacks
Speaker 1: two weeks to time. I want to get to talk backs,
Speaker 1: but I just want to throw this in real quick,
Speaker 1: because sometimes you ask for things and you're very specific
Speaker 1: on what you asked for and you don't get it.
Speaker 1: So a couple of weeks ago, I asked slices, I
Speaker 1: asked you guys to love you all, to please email
Speaker 1: us what's our email address? Scary Brooklyn UM the Brooklyn
Speaker 1: Boys podcast at gmail dot com. Yeah, And we gave
Speaker 1: out the email address, and I said, hey, do me
Speaker 1: a favor. Can you please email me and let me
Speaker 1: know if you are getting notifications when we come out
Speaker 1: with a new Brooklyn Boys. We got a ship ton good?
Speaker 1: But how many? And we're by the way, we're done.
Speaker 1: We're done with that experiment. Please don't send any more emails. No,
Speaker 1: we're good. UM, But a bunch of people, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: say about five or six sent me d ms that
Speaker 1: started off with and I'm just gonna tell you one
Speaker 1: of them was Undressed Soto. Now, Undress is a great listener,
Speaker 1: communicates with us a lot. He started off his d
Speaker 1: M to me with I know you told me the email,
Speaker 1: but you know many of those I got like six
Speaker 1: or seven. I think, no, no no, no, no, no no
Speaker 1: no no no no no. We wanted, we wanted, we
Speaker 1: wanted in one place so we could do it tally alright,
Speaker 1: literally that, but I want to be able to forward
Speaker 1: them to the big head hunt shows at I Heart
Speaker 1: to let the notice a problem. Now I gotta copy
Speaker 1: and paste and even let me say from our findings,
Speaker 1: if you're on an Android, you're getting fucked. You're not
Speaker 1: getting notifications if you start. If you are, it's because
Speaker 1: you're listening through Spotify and you're getting them there. But
Speaker 1: it's the I Heart, specifically the I Heart app and Android,
Speaker 1: um it's I heeart. I'll tell you why. There's a
Speaker 1: problem with I Heart. I'll tell you why and and
Speaker 1: and we're working on it. But here's the here's the
Speaker 1: result of I don't want to like drown in this.
Speaker 1: This is we're not gonna drown in it. We're not
Speaker 1: gonna drown in it. But if you subscribe to ten
Speaker 1: podcasts whatever is, as an example, a real quick scary,
Speaker 1: you're only gonna get notifications of a new episode on
Speaker 1: iHeart Radio for the first three or four you signed
Speaker 1: up for. So if the Brooklyn Boys was the seventh
Speaker 1: podcast you signed up for, you're not gonna get notifications.
Speaker 1: So here's what I did when slices I delete. I
Speaker 1: unfollowed all of the podcasts that I followed before the
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys, okay, and then re followed them. Now those
Speaker 1: are my newest, so Brooklyn Boys is the oldest. We
Speaker 1: have to go doing this though. They they're working on
Speaker 1: a fix in the background, so you don't have to
Speaker 1: deal with this. But hopefully by the time you hear
Speaker 1: this is gonna be a mood point. I know it's
Speaker 1: not gonna be not long. It's gonna take So in
Speaker 1: the meantime, unfollow everybody else. Oh my god, you people
Speaker 1: to unfollow their crime podcasts and everything. All you gotta
Speaker 1: do is hit unfollowed, follow, unfollow followed. That's it two seconds,
Speaker 1: and then you will get notifications for the Brooklyn Boys.
Speaker 1: All right, let's play some let's play somebody had Seriously,
Speaker 1: this is I We're working on this ship in the background.
Speaker 1: Just know that we're working for you, guys. All right,
Speaker 1: So let's go to the the I'll fuck you A
Speaker 1: seventy seven hotline. F you A seventy seven. That's you
Speaker 1: can call us at fu ABE seventy seven and leave
Speaker 1: us a voicemail. Uh what we got? We got this
Speaker 1: person right here from Eric code two oh three. I
Speaker 1: hope you left their name. I see, well sometimes they don't. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you can't hear it, okay, because it shows why is
Speaker 1: it not? Oh my god, it's not your expensive system,
Speaker 1: is it? No? It's okay, alright, alright, here we go. Hey,
Speaker 1: Scary Brodie, love you guys, leap up on from Connecticut.
Speaker 1: And all as I want to say, is I agree
Speaker 1: lead that lemon still and asked that birth to yourself
Speaker 1: keep it off my food. I love you guys, love
Speaker 1: the show. Thank you. All right here Brooklyn boys, what's up?
Speaker 1: So quick story for you. My nephew just graduated high
Speaker 1: school this past week, and and um I'm walking around
Speaker 1: and and actually, just to pull this back, this isn't
Speaker 1: reference to Greg T. Greg T going off on Scary
Speaker 1: about his psycho bunny putty, so so I didn't. I
Speaker 1: didn't think I tell any type of way about the
Speaker 1: psychle bunny I had as a matter of practice. Why
Speaker 1: Greg tea bothering, scary so much. Fast forward to me
Speaker 1: and my my nephews graduation. There's this dude standing next
Speaker 1: to me with a Psychle Bunny shirt and I just
Speaker 1: immediately did not like the guy for no apparent reason
Speaker 1: except why the hell are you wearing a ship? So
Speaker 1: I started laughing to myself thinking of the Brooklyn boys,
Speaker 1: and I forget I'd call you all, you know, peace out,
Speaker 1: everybody love you. That's area code three or five. Hey,
Speaker 1: thank you so much. Do you trying to say that
Speaker 1: that you're an asshole if you wear brooken Psycho Bunny.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to understand that. Well, he's just automatically now
Speaker 1: realizes great team is right about your Psycho Bunny hoodie. No, no, no, sorry,
Speaker 1: that's not the way that works. Psycho Bunny is an
Speaker 1: amazing brand. Um, now to the talkbacks. That was all
Speaker 1: we had for the seven hot Line. If you do
Speaker 1: listen through the I Heart Radio app, you have the
Speaker 1: option of talking back to us with a little microphone,
Speaker 1: right Brodie, Yeah, push the little microphone icon and talk
Speaker 1: back to us. And if you listen on Spotify or
Speaker 1: anywhere else, you can talk to us. We just want
Speaker 1: to hear you. Is that how that works? Yeah? All right, cool, alright,
Speaker 1: so let's go um alright, first, I'll worry about this.
Speaker 1: I just gotta recap this. We're not gonna play really
Speaker 1: any any tipping uh talk backs. We got about twenty
Speaker 1: five talkbacks on tipping alone. I think we Brodie and
Speaker 1: I are gonna you disagree on this. Listen to them.
Speaker 1: We didn't know. I listened to every single one of
Speaker 1: them by But the thing that I deduce is this,
Speaker 1: you know is standard, but if you get if you
Speaker 1: get bad service, it goes down from there is averaging good,
Speaker 1: it's acceptable. I don't think anyone's gonna look a gift
Speaker 1: towards in the mouth if you give. And that was
Speaker 1: my point. I won you go on debatable if you want.
Speaker 1: But anyway, yeah, here's some here's some talkbacks. Let's go
Speaker 1: right here. Hi, guys, Christie here slice wannabe. I'm working
Speaker 1: on it. I'm a relatively new listener. I listened to
Speaker 1: The Zoo, Elvis the Morning Show forever Calling at the Zoo.
Speaker 1: But um just started with the Broken Boys. Loving it.
Speaker 1: You guys are great. I'm on cream jeans. I'm working
Speaker 1: my way down to the first episode. I know I'm
Speaker 1: doing that wrong. I'm sorry, but I have decided Brodie
Speaker 1: on this tipping on text is ridiculous, not done. I
Speaker 1: don't anybody who does it. So that's a that's an
Speaker 1: added added one. Tipping on tax. Do you tip tax? No?
Speaker 1: You tip whatever the total is before tax. We agree
Speaker 1: on that one. I think. Actually sometimes actually sometimes I'm
Speaker 1: feeling generous and I'll just I don't want to do
Speaker 1: the math the tax. No, you give a big a
Speaker 1: tip then, but you don't. You don't tip on the tax.
Speaker 1: They didn't earn that. That's the government either way, So
Speaker 1: then you get out of me. Whatever. Okay, but I
Speaker 1: like people to agree with me. But I hope she's
Speaker 1: not listening in verse order. Hey, scary Brodie, Brodie, Scary.
Speaker 1: I know you probably won't hear this because it was
Speaker 1: from an episode how many years ago. Anyway, I'm from Philly.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you steak only comes from Philadelphia.
Speaker 1: There's the role that you put the sandwich on, and
Speaker 1: it's gotta be a Sarcon's role or an Amarossa role.
Speaker 1: You don't have those bakeries anywhere else other than Philly,
Speaker 1: so you can only get a good cheese steak in Philly.
Speaker 1: You can't pause this ship, Brody, stop, don't talk over please. Well,
Speaker 1: here's what I'm gonna say. You can't say you're not
Speaker 1: gonna hear this because I'm talking about an old episode. Well,
Speaker 1: we won't know that until we hear it. No, But also,
Speaker 1: the microphone button is on all the episodes, so if
Speaker 1: you comment on episode sixteen, we'll still going to get
Speaker 1: your talk talk back. But yeah, the problem is he's
Speaker 1: not going to hear this until and by the way,
Speaker 1: South Jersey has really good cheesteaks that's not technically Philly.
Speaker 1: Thank you scared me who d NC was? I completely
Speaker 1: had no idea who the hell they were, so yeah,
Speaker 1: thank you? All right? That was Brody. That was in
Speaker 1: response to Brody saying when I was promoting the event, hey,
Speaker 1: d n C with Joe Jonas, d n C, d
Speaker 1: n C E with Joe Jonas. Brodi's like, you don't
Speaker 1: have to say that. You don't have to tell him
Speaker 1: that Joe Jonas. They know it's Joe Jonas. No, they don't, Brody.
Speaker 1: I've done my research. Most people don't know that Joe
Speaker 1: Jonas is in d n C. So I had to
Speaker 1: say if you listen to the Elpstrade Morning Show. But
Speaker 1: a lot of some people don't. Some people don't live,
Speaker 1: some people don't listen to the music. They listen to
Speaker 1: our talk. That's fair, that's fair, Okay, all right, okay, slices.
Speaker 1: We need to get ourselves as scary, of course counter going.
Speaker 1: I think between two seventeen to eighteen, there's got to
Speaker 1: be at least a Baker's doesn't in there somewhere. I
Speaker 1: think when Brody, when you start telling some of your stories,
Speaker 1: you get yourself a cockatoo set up in the room
Speaker 1: and teach it to go. Of course, of course, of course,
Speaker 1: of course, of course from Iowa and the reason and
Speaker 1: the reason got a cockatoo at the ball this weekend.
Speaker 1: And the reason why I say, of course is because
Speaker 1: Brodie doesn't when he's doing these long rants and stuff.
Speaker 1: That's all I could say is, of course, yes, I
Speaker 1: don't get him a chance to much. I mean, we'll
Speaker 1: be quite honest, I'm right. It also shows it also
Speaker 1: shows that, uh, that I'm there and I'm not, because
Speaker 1: sometimes they'll talk are you still with me? Yeah, I'm here,
Speaker 1: and it's at the wrong time. Listen for that too,
Speaker 1: because sometimes zones out. Yeah, I don't know who the
Speaker 1: hell d n C is. I do know who Joe
Speaker 1: Jonas is. So thanks, Scary, you're welcome, all right, but
Speaker 1: I take by the ocean. I don't I don't mean anything.
Speaker 1: People unfounded, all right, don't know it? Alright, mass appeal.
Speaker 1: Come on, now, what's up? Brody? Is Scary and there's
Speaker 1: a big slice for life. We listen to this episode zero. Hey, Brody,
Speaker 1: you're right, Yes, that's the minimum if you don't get
Speaker 1: this service. Funck No, they don't get they're lucky. They're
Speaker 1: getting fifty percent. Let listen to Scary and all those
Speaker 1: other people. I mean you to give them even get service. Alright,
Speaker 1: So maybe it's a few of those slipt in there. Sorry,
Speaker 1: we're not Just know that we're not funny. We're not
Speaker 1: focusing on the tip thing. Okay, Scary. The last let
Speaker 1: nature happened. A mocking bird built a nest in a
Speaker 1: bush in my front yard, and after laying eggs, my
Speaker 1: dog and I can getting attacked every time we went outside.
Speaker 1: They're very aggressive. Yep, yep. Sometimes you can't let that
Speaker 1: nest stay there. Okay sometimes sometimes all right, keep it going.
Speaker 1: We have a wow, A couple more, about four or
Speaker 1: five more, okay, if you could tolerate it. I like
Speaker 1: the sound quality on these. A lot of guys have great,
Speaker 1: great sound. Hey, scary and broody. It looks like Luma
Speaker 1: Sermon and Samuel L. Jackson are filming a movie called
Speaker 1: The Kill Room. Just thought i'd let you know, have
Speaker 1: a great day day. That's the movie. We both saw
Speaker 1: them filming in Hobok in New Jersey. Yeah, we had
Speaker 1: no clue. That's great. Well, did you see that filming
Speaker 1: a movie by our by our radio studio. Yes, they're filming.
Speaker 1: They're they're filming an episode of gossip Girl, gossip Girl, yeah,
Speaker 1: TV show. Oh, the reboot, the reboot of gossip Girl. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what that's all about. That hubble. So there's like
Speaker 1: four blocks around every corner there's another movie truck or
Speaker 1: TV truck, right, But there's an apartment building on the
Speaker 1: same block as the firehouse, the Ghostbusters Firehouse that's always
Speaker 1: got TV crews inside and like to have the door
Speaker 1: propped open to the lobby. They're always filming there, and
Speaker 1: I have no idea what they're filming, but it's got
Speaker 1: to be a show that takes place in an apartment
Speaker 1: because they're always filming there. And then I gotta tell
Speaker 1: you a Ghostbusters. Oh man, Brody, stop being a freak
Speaker 1: and let your friend go on the pool. Scary. What
Speaker 1: kind of friend is he? Come on, Brody? I agree?
Speaker 1: What did I say to you today? Scary? We're in
Speaker 1: the studio and I said, Scary, I gotta tell you something.
Speaker 1: I just feel terrible, he says, what I go. You
Speaker 1: know what? I got my pool yesterday. I thought it
Speaker 1: was eighty five degrees but it was eighty four and scary.
Speaker 1: This is Sam from St. Louis one in the way
Speaker 1: in on the tipping. They always go in expecting to tip. However,
Speaker 1: if the service is marginal, or there's a lot of issues,
Speaker 1: or each a few issues. I do range between fifteen
Speaker 1: and eighteen percent, but I do expect to tip twenty
Speaker 1: Going into the service, I thought I weeded all these out.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, No, No, that was that was good. I'll
Speaker 1: go on. Okay, So I left you guys um a
Speaker 1: voice no yesterday and I listened to episode to seventeen again,
Speaker 1: and I'm still here and Scary trying to justify bad service.
Speaker 1: That's a populist man. Stop entertaining it. I am not
Speaker 1: pulling up. It is not a pull up. It is
Speaker 1: a drive through. You're right, motherfucker. Okay, scary. Here's what
Speaker 1: I want you to do that that when you just
Speaker 1: played Yeah, I want you to save that one and
Speaker 1: I want to I want you to play that whenever
Speaker 1: we need it. I want you to put it in
Speaker 1: the audio bank. Yeah, that's a great one. That is
Speaker 1: a great one. Like he played again, wait too soon, Brody?
Speaker 1: What well? That was cryptic? Too soon. I don't know
Speaker 1: what that meant. He didn't know, he didn't reference anything.
Speaker 1: You know what. I sometimes I say things that are
Speaker 1: too soon. I just don't remember what it was. But
Speaker 1: he must say broken boys, this is your boy chicken
Speaker 1: in and the chipping controversy. Enough. I do not support behavior.
Speaker 1: Shitty job. You don't get paid enough enough. It's a
Speaker 1: hot topic. It is a hot topic. I think we're done.
Speaker 1: We've done. I know, I know, I know. Some of
Speaker 1: the slices are like enough of these talk about no, no, no, okay,
Speaker 1: tell you my ghostbust the story. So the ghost Busters firehouse,
Speaker 1: the one that was in the movies. It's not far
Speaker 1: from where we work, and most days I drive past it.
Speaker 1: We all do. Right, it's in the neighborhood, so it's
Speaker 1: on the corner and there's a red light there at
Speaker 1: the corner. So if you stop at the red light,
Speaker 1: your car is directly next to to get the firehouse. Right,
Speaker 1: if I look to my left, there's the firehouse. Does
Speaker 1: that make sense? That paint the picture? Okay? Well, almost
Speaker 1: every day there are tourists standing on the right side
Speaker 1: of the street taking pictures to the left side of
Speaker 1: the street so that you get the full shot of
Speaker 1: the building because you have to go. You have to
Speaker 1: be far away right because they have a Ghostbusters logo
Speaker 1: above the you want to get the whole scene. So
Speaker 1: every day, because it's not a very busy street, I'm
Speaker 1: usually the only car stopping at the red light, especially
Speaker 1: the time of day that we leave work, So I
Speaker 1: always stopped one or two car lengths before the red
Speaker 1: light so the tourists can get pictures of the building,
Speaker 1: and then they'll like take turns running across the street,
Speaker 1: Like the husband will go get a picture in front,
Speaker 1: then the wife would get a picture in front. So
Speaker 1: they run across the front of my car all the time,
Speaker 1: but they never acknowledge or like make any point of
Speaker 1: noticing that I stopped in the middle of the block,
Speaker 1: so they can do that. Today. I stopped and there
Speaker 1: was two couples and the two guys both had Ghostbuster
Speaker 1: shirts on, like they were hardcore fans, and they had
Speaker 1: that look like they were from the Midwest, you know,
Speaker 1: like they were happy to be in the city. So
Speaker 1: I stopped and they took pictures, and they looked to
Speaker 1: their left and noticed I was stopped, and they they
Speaker 1: would kind of looked at each other like that's weird.
Speaker 1: Why would he stopped there, And they kept taking pictures,
Speaker 1: and finally it dawned on them and they stopped and
Speaker 1: they went, did you stop for us? And I said, yes,
Speaker 1: thank you. Wow. New Yorkers are really nice. So after
Speaker 1: years of stopping there, somebody finally noticed and said, thank you.
Speaker 1: Ars hope in this world. Yes, but New Yorkers are
Speaker 1: very nice, and we like we are nice, appreciate our
Speaker 1: our landmarks and our historical Uh listen, we're impatient as fuck,
Speaker 1: but we are nice. Right, Look, if the light was green,
Speaker 1: I'm going, I'm gonna, I'm gonna. I want to photo
Speaker 1: bomb me photo that sounds sounds like something they do
Speaker 1: in the old neighborhood party. Yeah, they take a backs
Speaker 1: he head for bothering me. Bo boys boys