WEBVTT - #219 All You Can Eat Meat 0:00:00.800 --> 0:00:08.400 Start Data, Start Up, Brooklyn Buys, Start Up, Brooklyn Boys, 0:00:09.080 --> 0:00:17.520 Start Data. They're making noise Data up Episode to nineteen 0:00:18.520 --> 0:00:24.680 the Brooklyn Boys podcast, Come On at You Scary and 0:00:24.680 --> 0:00:28.400 I are wearing shorts, Yes we are. Actually I'm wearing 0:00:28.440 --> 0:00:33.680 boxer shorts. I just took my shorts off. I got 0:00:33.680 --> 0:00:36.520 my boxer shorts underneath. Not that it's t m I, 0:00:36.600 --> 0:00:39.080 but I want to really make myself comfortable and at 0:00:39.120 --> 0:00:42.839 home right now because we you know we this podcast 0:00:42.880 --> 0:00:44.720 now is wow? Are you supposed to do this two 0:00:44.720 --> 0:00:47.360 hours ago? And here we are it's now eight thirty 0:00:47.360 --> 0:00:50.120 on a Wednesday night when we're recording, And yeah, so 0:00:50.200 --> 0:00:51.720 I am a I have a small bone to pick 0:00:51.760 --> 0:00:54.080 with you because I don't think you remember how to 0:00:54.080 --> 0:00:57.720 speak English. Hey, hey, be nice, be nice. It's when 0:00:57.720 --> 0:01:00.680 you wake up your your your brain is cloudy. And 0:01:00.720 --> 0:01:03.800 so a couple I would say, maybe three out of 0:01:03.800 --> 0:01:07.720 the last five podcast we were supposed to do, you 0:01:07.720 --> 0:01:09.760 you either slept through them or you slept and we 0:01:09.760 --> 0:01:12.560 had to do them later. So today I texted you, Hey, 0:01:12.560 --> 0:01:16.000 I gave you some sound files to load. Yeah, I 0:01:16.280 --> 0:01:17.600 text you a couple of times, and then if I 0:01:17.600 --> 0:01:20.000 didn't hear from you. I finally texted, can you please 0:01:20.040 --> 0:01:23.160 reply so I know you're awake. You didn't reply, so 0:01:23.200 --> 0:01:25.280 I called and I said, scared, what's going on? Man? 0:01:25.280 --> 0:01:27.320 Did you just what you were? You sleeping? No? Man, 0:01:27.360 --> 0:01:29.240 I woke up a while ago, So you were sleeping, 0:01:29.360 --> 0:01:31.280 you said, No, I woke up a while ago, but yeah, 0:01:31.280 --> 0:01:33.360 I said scared. You can't wake up unless you were sleeping. 0:01:33.880 --> 0:01:36.040 Just say you were sleeping. No, man, I wasn't sleeping. 0:01:36.080 --> 0:01:38.920 I woke up a while ago, so I don't know why. 0:01:38.920 --> 0:01:41.520 I guess I'm sleeping. It's not about lying. I just 0:01:41.760 --> 0:01:44.160 I was. You see, if you understand something, when I 0:01:44.200 --> 0:01:46.920 go to bed or take a nap, my phone takes 0:01:46.920 --> 0:01:48.920 a nap too, and I put it on charge on 0:01:49.000 --> 0:01:51.800 the charger base and I leave it. So I during 0:01:51.840 --> 0:01:54.440 the course of that time, I woke up and I 0:01:54.480 --> 0:01:57.040 started doing some things around my apartment, and then I 0:01:57.040 --> 0:01:58.960 spoke to my mom and I'm like, all right, I 0:01:59.000 --> 0:02:00.680 got it. I got some big sick things I need 0:02:00.720 --> 0:02:02.920 to take care of here. So I wasn't even looking 0:02:02.960 --> 0:02:05.480 at messages or ship coming in. So you're just talking 0:02:05.520 --> 0:02:08.400 to nobody. You're just like texting over and over again. 0:02:08.600 --> 0:02:12.360 You're yeah, you're you're the clingy ex girlfriend. No, no, no, no, 0:02:12.720 --> 0:02:15.600 it wasn't there. No, I didn't even there. I didn't 0:02:15.600 --> 0:02:18.360 say that but like three times, and I didn't hear 0:02:18.400 --> 0:02:20.640 from you, so I sometimes you don't respond, So I 0:02:20.639 --> 0:02:23.480 figured everything's cool. But just to make sure, because we 0:02:23.480 --> 0:02:26.160 were gonna we're gonna podcast at a certain time, I 0:02:26.200 --> 0:02:29.640 texted you ten minutes before that time. You know that 0:02:29.639 --> 0:02:33.160 that that rings all throughout my apartment. I didn't want 0:02:33.160 --> 0:02:35.320 to wake you up, so I texted you if you're awake, 0:02:35.440 --> 0:02:37.040 right me back? I mean you didn't, I sit up, 0:02:37.040 --> 0:02:40.320 he's sleeping. But my favorite was I said, were you sleeping? No, 0:02:40.600 --> 0:02:44.200 just woke up? Maybe in the past tense. Yeah, well 0:02:44.320 --> 0:02:49.480 well anyway, now, since then, a major storm has rolled through. 0:02:50.080 --> 0:02:53.079 It is an intense lightning storm here. I mean the 0:02:53.240 --> 0:02:57.160 sky is lightening up every thirty seconds. So yeah, so 0:02:57.280 --> 0:03:00.000 I have direct TV, so when it's storm storm storm, 0:03:00.440 --> 0:03:03.519 I lose satellite error seven seven zero? Is that the 0:03:03.560 --> 0:03:06.880 one seven seven one? See? Oh my god, that is 0:03:06.919 --> 0:03:08.760 the kiss of death. That is the equivalent of the 0:03:08.840 --> 0:03:13.760 colorful pin wheel on your Mac. When it starts freezing likeiculation. Yeah, 0:03:14.200 --> 0:03:16.160 and then it gives you the option you can watch 0:03:16.160 --> 0:03:18.840 in standard definition, and I'm like, no, I would rather 0:03:18.840 --> 0:03:21.400 watch a wall than standard definition? What am I some 0:03:21.480 --> 0:03:25.200 kind of peasant? Are you that? Bougie? First world problems? Brodie? 0:03:25.280 --> 0:03:28.520 What you would not watch? No? So I switched over 0:03:28.600 --> 0:03:31.679 to to watch Obi Wan Kenobe on Disney because that 0:03:32.040 --> 0:03:34.320 comes out every Wednesday when we're recording this. So I 0:03:34.360 --> 0:03:37.000 watched the first fifteen minutes and that we're podcasting. So 0:03:37.040 --> 0:03:39.000 I'm dying because I went out to dinner tonight with 0:03:39.400 --> 0:03:42.280 my friend Jeff, and he watched it with his son 0:03:42.320 --> 0:03:44.440 earlier today. He's like, did you watch it? I'm like, nope, 0:03:44.480 --> 0:03:47.480 don't say anything, he said. I'm not gonna say to him, 0:03:47.480 --> 0:03:50.000 just gonna say at the halfway point, don't say it. 0:03:50.320 --> 0:03:52.040 I'm just gonna say, at the halfway point, you jaw 0:03:52.120 --> 0:03:54.480 is gonna drop, don't say it. He said, say it, 0:03:54.560 --> 0:03:56.520 and then he said it, So no, he didn't say it. 0:03:56.520 --> 0:03:57.920 But I don't want to know. I don't want to 0:03:57.920 --> 0:03:59.800 know where my jaw is gonna drop. I don't know 0:03:59.840 --> 0:04:01.400 what I'm gonna cry. I don't wanna know anything. You 0:04:01.440 --> 0:04:04.120 know what else we're missing? Now? What? You know what 0:04:04.160 --> 0:04:08.360 else we're missing? Right? Now the Eastern Conference Finals, Game one, 0:04:08.440 --> 0:04:11.000 New York Rangers taken on the Tampa Bay Lightning at 0:04:11.040 --> 0:04:14.840 the Garden. Yeah, buddy, I am a I am a 0:04:14.920 --> 0:04:19.520 Game five, six and seven hockey fan. Yeah, but how 0:04:19.520 --> 0:04:21.600 do you not follow this soap opera that's been on 0:04:21.680 --> 0:04:23.960 Fall five. I've watched, I've watched the last couple of 0:04:23.960 --> 0:04:26.080 games in the series. Is I gotta say, I'm not 0:04:26.120 --> 0:04:28.520 a bandwagon, I'm not a front runner. I'm not I'm 0:04:28.560 --> 0:04:30.159 not even a big hockey fan. But I'll put it. 0:04:30.600 --> 0:04:32.839 But I'll put it to you this way. When the 0:04:33.000 --> 0:04:35.440 Rangers were down three games to one two series ago, 0:04:35.839 --> 0:04:37.680 and their backs were against the wall, and then they 0:04:37.760 --> 0:04:41.360 kept winning, it lured me in. And then this last 0:04:41.400 --> 0:04:43.680 series where they were down two games to none and 0:04:43.720 --> 0:04:46.800 they came back to win game seven. Again, Yeah, I 0:04:46.800 --> 0:04:48.680 mean it was a fight to the finish. I love 0:04:48.720 --> 0:04:51.120 a good fight to the finish. I love it a 0:04:51.160 --> 0:04:55.320 good even matchup. Right, But tonight's game one, tonight's game 0:04:55.440 --> 0:04:57.599 one of the new But yeah, but they've advanced. But 0:04:57.640 --> 0:04:59.240 now they got me, So now I kind of want 0:04:59.240 --> 0:05:00.920 to have the TV on the background, But then I 0:05:00.920 --> 0:05:02.600 don't want to get distracted, So I'm not gonna put 0:05:02.600 --> 0:05:04.120 the TV on, and by the time we're doing with 0:05:04.160 --> 0:05:05.960 the podcast, they'll probably be in the third period and 0:05:06.000 --> 0:05:08.720 it'll catch the end like a true band wagoner. Well, 0:05:08.839 --> 0:05:12.080 the Mets game today, our first place Mets was at 0:05:12.080 --> 0:05:16.360 one o'clock today against the Washington National. Well, I hold on. 0:05:16.440 --> 0:05:19.359 I didn't watch it because it was my naptime, and 0:05:19.400 --> 0:05:21.520 so I came home. I recorded it and then I 0:05:21.560 --> 0:05:23.960 went out to dinner, but I forgot I went out 0:05:24.000 --> 0:05:26.480 to to our one of our favorite places, Tommy's Tavern 0:05:26.520 --> 0:05:30.440 and Tap Tommy's Tapping Tavern. No, it's definitely tavern and tap. 0:05:30.600 --> 0:05:33.680 It's definitely it's okay, okay, okay, it should be definitely 0:05:33.720 --> 0:05:35.960 sounds better the other way, but it's right. I would 0:05:35.960 --> 0:05:37.880 do tap and tavern, but I guess tavern is the 0:05:37.920 --> 0:05:42.000 more important. Tommy's Tavern and Tap tavern and tap. It's 0:05:42.040 --> 0:05:44.120 it's definitely the wrong way. There's there's about five of them, 0:05:44.120 --> 0:05:47.080 by the way, Well I think there's more, but there's 0:05:47.080 --> 0:05:48.680 four or five in the Jersey area, and it just 0:05:48.680 --> 0:05:50.360 want to see right one in Clifton, And where did 0:05:50.360 --> 0:05:53.520 you go? I went to one of them? Okay, anyway, 0:05:53.560 --> 0:05:56.320 the point is there's TVs all over the wall, and 0:05:56.400 --> 0:05:58.800 as much as I was, I was not as much 0:05:58.800 --> 0:06:01.919 as I was trying to avoid the TVs, the Mets 0:06:01.960 --> 0:06:03.440 score came up on all of them to go to the 0:06:03.400 --> 0:06:07.320 the one and stand out. Yeah, I drove over six. 0:06:07.440 --> 0:06:09.120 I drove over a break. So you couldn't help but 0:06:09.160 --> 0:06:12.120 watch the Mets replay. I know I saw the score. 0:06:12.520 --> 0:06:15.040 So now since I have no TV at least I 0:06:15.080 --> 0:06:17.520 didn't at the time, I'm I have the TV on 0:06:17.640 --> 0:06:20.560 in the background of this podcast watching the replay of 0:06:20.560 --> 0:06:22.320 the Mets game I already know the score of. But 0:06:22.320 --> 0:06:24.120 now I can watch the home runs and the runs 0:06:24.160 --> 0:06:26.240 being scored. You know, like, I don't have to hear it. 0:06:26.279 --> 0:06:28.839 I gotta be honest. If a Mets game played and 0:06:28.920 --> 0:06:30.640 I missed it, I just just give me the score. 0:06:30.640 --> 0:06:32.240 I don't need to watch it. You don't have to 0:06:32.320 --> 0:06:35.000 leave me into spense. Don't do spoilers or alerts and bullshit. 0:06:35.320 --> 0:06:36.960 I just don't know. It's in the past. It was 0:06:37.000 --> 0:06:38.720 a live event. I should have watched and live. I 0:06:38.760 --> 0:06:42.320 didn't lie. I didn't watch it live. The score. No, 0:06:42.440 --> 0:06:44.440 if I didn't know the score, I would I would 0:06:44.560 --> 0:06:46.839 zip through to the one the Mets were batting, so 0:06:46.880 --> 0:06:53.320 I could see they won five nothing. Yeah, yeah, but 0:06:53.320 --> 0:06:55.400 now I'm gonna watch them score in the background. While 0:06:55.880 --> 0:06:57.840 it's fine, all right, it's fine, But my point is 0:06:57.880 --> 0:06:59.920 I have something to watch because I didn't. I didn't 0:06:59.920 --> 0:07:04.280 have any TV previously. How was your weekend? Well, oh, 0:07:04.400 --> 0:07:06.440 I mean so I had a couple of things happened 0:07:06.480 --> 0:07:09.159 this week ahead. Well you had more. You had different 0:07:09.160 --> 0:07:12.600 We have do different lifestyles. So you think you're about 0:07:12.600 --> 0:07:14.440 to find out in the next hour how different our 0:07:14.480 --> 0:07:17.120 lifestyles are. I'm trying to remember what I did this 0:07:17.120 --> 0:07:20.520 weekend one of the days. Uh huh, I don't remember 0:07:20.520 --> 0:07:22.520 what I did this weekend. Oh yes I do. We 0:07:22.560 --> 0:07:25.840 went to a Brazilian steakhouse on Friday night, me and 0:07:25.920 --> 0:07:30.080 the fam. I think you. We went to a Brazilian 0:07:30.080 --> 0:07:33.680 surgeon who gave us a Brazilian but yeah, well yeah, yeah, 0:07:33.680 --> 0:07:37.760 called Fogo to chow Brazilian wax, which I believe is 0:07:37.840 --> 0:07:41.960 Brazilian for more expensive than any other Brazilian steakhouse. So 0:07:42.560 --> 0:07:44.240 it's like that, and that's the way it is. It 0:07:44.280 --> 0:07:49.120 was very expensive and it was very um, very pretty 0:07:49.120 --> 0:07:53.800 place in Midtown Manhattan. That's a change. I don't know 0:07:53.840 --> 0:07:55.720 if it's a change. It's not like. It's not a 0:07:55.760 --> 0:07:57.720 theme restaurant chain. This is a They may have other 0:07:57.760 --> 0:07:59.960 locations scary, but I wouldn't call this place a change. 0:08:00.400 --> 0:08:03.920 It's like Tommy Tavern and Tap. No, it's not like that. 0:08:03.920 --> 0:08:06.560 That's a theme restaurant. Fog to Chow Scary is a 0:08:06.800 --> 0:08:10.600 is a renowned, top New York restaurant with top New 0:08:10.680 --> 0:08:14.640 York prices. Sound for you, yes, but it was my 0:08:14.680 --> 0:08:16.480 daughter's birthday, so I didn't mind. You know, a little 0:08:16.520 --> 0:08:20.720 extra money. It is what it is anyway, they they 0:08:20.760 --> 0:08:23.200 it's like something. It's a certain amount of money per person. 0:08:23.200 --> 0:08:25.280 And if you've never been to a Brazilian steakhouse, they 0:08:25.360 --> 0:08:27.560 give you a red like a coaster, red on one side, 0:08:27.560 --> 0:08:29.400 green on the other, and you put a green side 0:08:29.440 --> 0:08:30.800 up when you want them to keep bringing you meat 0:08:30.840 --> 0:08:34.040 on skewers. So they just continuously bring you steak and 0:08:34.120 --> 0:08:36.840 chicken and pork and lamb and very familiar with the process. 0:08:37.720 --> 0:08:41.200 Great path to indigestion by the end of the night, 0:08:41.280 --> 0:08:44.760 not indigestion, the heart attack. But as part of your dinner, 0:08:45.120 --> 0:08:49.000 they give you access to the really really nice salad 0:08:49.040 --> 0:08:53.040 buffet where they have, you know, And so it was 0:08:53.080 --> 0:08:56.559 all kinds of salads and but what I haven't I 0:08:56.600 --> 0:09:00.679 have a thought, Yeah, meats and cheese is right, and 0:09:00.880 --> 0:09:02.680 but I I so I went up and got myself 0:09:02.679 --> 0:09:05.480 a little bit of caesar salad. And they had four dressings. 0:09:06.280 --> 0:09:10.920 They had uh a hint of like a basil lime 0:09:11.200 --> 0:09:14.120 something and it was white with a with a speckle 0:09:14.160 --> 0:09:16.080 of green, a speckle like you barely see the green 0:09:17.000 --> 0:09:23.640 creamy Italian what a ranch and a caesar. But under 0:09:23.679 --> 0:09:26.079 the lights in this place, which were dim, you really 0:09:26.120 --> 0:09:28.520 couldn't tell which was which. And they were a little 0:09:28.559 --> 0:09:31.080 like a little black signs stabbed into the ice around 0:09:31.080 --> 0:09:35.079 the dressings. But somebody either refilled the dressings and put 0:09:35.120 --> 0:09:37.480 them in wrong will put the signs wrong. Because none 0:09:37.480 --> 0:09:38.720 of the signs were in the right place. I had 0:09:38.720 --> 0:09:40.640 a call a guy over, I'm excuse me, which is 0:09:40.640 --> 0:09:43.640 the caesar, And he says, I think this is the season, 0:09:43.679 --> 0:09:45.160 and I think this is the Italian. I'm not sure, 0:09:45.960 --> 0:09:47.440 And so he had to call a second person to 0:09:47.480 --> 0:09:50.560 come over and verify the So the guy like put 0:09:50.600 --> 0:09:52.920 him on plate and tasted all of them to figure 0:09:52.920 --> 0:09:56.040 out which of the white creamy dressings was the Caesar 0:09:56.120 --> 0:09:59.079 because they were all mislabeled. But my, my, my ultimate 0:09:59.080 --> 0:10:02.920 point is this, when you're eating high end meats unlimited, 0:10:03.400 --> 0:10:06.840 they want you to eat the sound. That's right, brody. 0:10:07.000 --> 0:10:10.040 You couldn't just let you just spot on. They load 0:10:10.120 --> 0:10:12.480 you up with the filler and the cheap stuff first, 0:10:12.520 --> 0:10:15.600 hoping that you're gonna be fus. You have some pasta, 0:10:15.720 --> 0:10:17.719 here's here's a buffet by the way. That is a 0:10:17.840 --> 0:10:22.160 fucking bait and switch. If I slices be cognizant of this, 0:10:22.480 --> 0:10:24.360 they're gonna put the plates in front of you. They're 0:10:24.360 --> 0:10:26.679 gonna give you that open buffet, and you're gonna load 0:10:26.760 --> 0:10:29.400 up on stuff that costs them twelve cents to put 0:10:29.400 --> 0:10:32.800 it out there because they know they don't want you. Man, 0:10:32.880 --> 0:10:35.040 they have fucking filet and yon, which is gonna be 0:10:35.360 --> 0:10:38.160 by the way. And then and then the last thing 0:10:38.200 --> 0:10:40.200 that they give you is the expensive The meats go 0:10:40.280 --> 0:10:43.080 from cheap too expensive. So after you filled yourself up 0:10:43.080 --> 0:10:46.040 on pasta and salad and unlimited ship and your eyes 0:10:46.080 --> 0:10:48.360 are bigger than your stomach, you're sitting there and then 0:10:48.400 --> 0:10:51.160 the meats come. They go from cheap. They start with 0:10:51.200 --> 0:10:53.760 the pork. Then they bring over the chicken and the turkey. 0:10:54.040 --> 0:10:55.800 We got the chicken. We had the chicken legs first, 0:10:56.920 --> 0:11:00.559 then we got the top sirloin, and then by the by, 0:11:00.600 --> 0:11:03.200 like after like seven meats, the baby lamp shops came 0:11:03.200 --> 0:11:08.680 out and the whatever you call the filamon is the 0:11:08.760 --> 0:11:12.480 last is the very last meat. They never lead with 0:11:12.520 --> 0:11:16.480 the fileton. No, no, because all three of those. What happened, Brodie, 0:11:16.480 --> 0:11:18.120 when you got to the when they got to the 0:11:18.200 --> 0:11:20.200 last meet the fileman. You know what happened. When my 0:11:20.320 --> 0:11:23.200 card was already read, I was like, I'm done. But 0:11:23.200 --> 0:11:24.599 then when they came around with the filet and the 0:11:24.640 --> 0:11:28.120 lea baby lamp chops, like I am shocked. A person 0:11:28.160 --> 0:11:32.200 of your statue, David felt for this bullshit? Oh no, no, no, 0:11:32.240 --> 0:11:34.319 I didn't fall for it. I left room, but I 0:11:34.360 --> 0:11:36.719 had to put the red card up to slow down 0:11:36.800 --> 0:11:38.880 on the mid meats. You don't want too many of 0:11:38.880 --> 0:11:41.480 the mid meats. So I slowed down waiting for the 0:11:41.480 --> 0:11:44.320 baby lamb chops. And if they didn't get me, I 0:11:44.360 --> 0:11:46.880 was just getting full. So I stopped. And mid meat 0:11:47.000 --> 0:11:50.240 is like mid meats, okay, slice advice for the slice 0:11:50.280 --> 0:11:53.040 all your slices. Listen, if you're going to a restaurant 0:11:53.040 --> 0:11:56.000 that does this kind of tarrascaria there, they're different types 0:11:56.040 --> 0:11:57.960 of thing, whatever their name is, whatever they want to 0:11:57.960 --> 0:12:00.640 call it. With the green of the red cards. Do 0:12:00.760 --> 0:12:03.480 not go up to the buffet to get salad first. 0:12:03.760 --> 0:12:06.000 If you're gonna get something, get a little bit home 0:12:06.120 --> 0:12:07.720 or get a little get a little bit of something. 0:12:07.720 --> 0:12:10.080 Don't fill up your plate, but then pass on the 0:12:10.120 --> 0:12:12.800 first three fucking meats because guess what, they'll keep coming 0:12:12.840 --> 0:12:16.080 back around. Eventually you'll see those chicken legs again. Eventually 0:12:16.160 --> 0:12:19.320 you'll see the pork. You say, no, nope, nope, and 0:12:19.400 --> 0:12:22.319 wait till mid meets to start eating so you can 0:12:22.440 --> 0:12:24.920 enjoy filet and you owt. And then when they get 0:12:24.920 --> 0:12:26.640 there with the filet and you owt. Then you're like 0:12:27.200 --> 0:12:29.600 because they give you like a little bit like no, no, 0:12:29.800 --> 0:12:31.920 I would like double on that. And then by the way, 0:12:31.960 --> 0:12:33.560 I'm gonna want more that. Could you come back in 0:12:33.600 --> 0:12:38.000 five minutes? You eat the fucking expensive meat this ship. 0:12:38.640 --> 0:12:40.440 Yeah it was good, but we had like my daughter 0:12:40.480 --> 0:12:42.200 was like, where's the bacon wrap steak? I want the 0:12:42.200 --> 0:12:44.559 baby that's on the menu. Let's go. So I said 0:12:44.600 --> 0:12:45.760 to the way to say, can you if you see 0:12:45.800 --> 0:12:47.719 the bacon rep steak? Guy, can you swimming that around here? 0:12:48.040 --> 0:12:49.640 Because you knew like other people were up to the 0:12:49.640 --> 0:12:51.640 bacon rep steak but we weren't. I'm like, we need 0:12:51.679 --> 0:12:53.160 to cut the line. We need to jump ahead to 0:12:53.160 --> 0:12:55.560 the bacon wrap steak. Yeah we can. We got the 0:12:55.559 --> 0:13:00.400 bacon rep Yeah, so good, so good? Yeah, say boys 0:13:00.480 --> 0:13:05.720 podcast Brodie, Well you were getting filled to the brand 0:13:05.720 --> 0:13:07.640 with all the meat you can eat. I went to 0:13:07.679 --> 0:13:10.360 a gay dance club over the weekend. Oh did you 0:13:10.360 --> 0:13:14.000 get all the meat you can eat? You're awful? I 0:13:14.040 --> 0:13:17.040 set you off for that, and you know I did. 0:13:18.240 --> 0:13:20.400 It was coming still perfect delivery. I didn't know it 0:13:20.440 --> 0:13:22.800 was coming. Okay, all right, that's what that's what you said. 0:13:22.840 --> 0:13:25.880 By the way, Hio, So what were you doing at 0:13:25.880 --> 0:13:28.160 a gaylub? Oh my god? It's how we got there 0:13:28.240 --> 0:13:30.679 is the problem. And he got there? Is that his 0:13:30.760 --> 0:13:33.679 dragon name? How he got Sunday night we were at 0:13:33.679 --> 0:13:37.160 the Jersey Shore Asbury Park and what did you say? 0:13:37.200 --> 0:13:43.000 Asbury Asbury Park? Okay, Bruce Springsteen place as an album 0:13:43.080 --> 0:13:46.199 right right, yes he does. Yeah, absolutely, Home of the 0:13:46.280 --> 0:13:49.320 Stone Pony where legends are bit made. And by the way, 0:13:49.360 --> 0:13:53.360 we're on June, the Black Crows are performing Brody. Maybe 0:13:53.400 --> 0:13:55.880 we should go to that show. We're off anyway, I'll 0:13:55.920 --> 0:13:59.040 go back to two. A lot of people have gotten 0:13:59.080 --> 0:14:03.880 their start actually at the Stone Pony in legendary place. 0:14:03.920 --> 0:14:06.040 It's the same way when people talk about that place 0:14:06.240 --> 0:14:09.400 cb GBS, where the birthplace of punk music was in 0:14:09.400 --> 0:14:12.080 the seventies in New York City. It's that kind of 0:14:12.360 --> 0:14:15.680 venue that has all this like history to it, you know, 0:14:15.760 --> 0:14:19.720 the whiskey a go go in a yeah. So anyway, 0:14:19.800 --> 0:14:22.040 we were across the street from the Stone Pony. Uh. 0:14:22.200 --> 0:14:24.400 We had some dinner and then we were like, oh, 0:14:24.480 --> 0:14:27.880 the girls want to dance. We were with six girls 0:14:28.080 --> 0:14:31.120 and three guys, So what are we gonna do. Let's 0:14:31.120 --> 0:14:34.240 take him to dance. So we go to the place 0:14:34.400 --> 0:14:38.880 water Mark, which for some reason on Memorial Day Sunday, 0:14:39.160 --> 0:14:42.160 decided not to have a DJ there. Now, I don't 0:14:42.280 --> 0:14:44.680 this place normally has a DJ. It's a rooftop bar. 0:14:44.800 --> 0:14:47.800 It's it's overlooks the sand in Asbury and it is 0:14:47.840 --> 0:14:50.760 gorgeous and it is great. It's no and it's also 0:14:50.880 --> 0:14:54.600 just it's it's approachable, it's not a boogie spot. But DJ, 0:14:55.120 --> 0:14:58.480 would you go there? It's just an awesome spot, and 0:14:58.560 --> 0:15:01.480 it's a cool lou, a great hang whatever you want 0:15:01.480 --> 0:15:04.400 to call it. I don't know. But anyway, So, how's 0:15:04.400 --> 0:15:07.920 a cool lue? A lou? A cool lou? You never 0:15:08.000 --> 0:15:11.760 heard of the bathroom in certain Yeah? I know that, 0:15:11.800 --> 0:15:14.440 but not like cool lou is the DJ at the 0:15:14.440 --> 0:15:17.200 gay bar? Isn't he cool loue? L o U? No? No, 0:15:17.520 --> 0:15:19.640 cool lou? You never heard of a cool lou. It's 0:15:19.680 --> 0:15:21.880 it's a hang, a cool hang. Please ask me one 0:15:21.880 --> 0:15:23.400 more time. Come on, God asked me? Come on you 0:15:23.400 --> 0:15:26.080 you're an asshole. You've asked me seven tie. I don't 0:15:26.080 --> 0:15:28.520 know a cool loue is a cool spot. It's just 0:15:28.680 --> 0:15:32.440 a chill spot whatever. It also means it's a bathroom. 0:15:32.520 --> 0:15:36.080 It's not a bathroom. It is a bathroom. But things. 0:15:36.560 --> 0:15:39.440 Isn't that the Willow Smith song take Me to Our Lou? Yeah, 0:15:39.520 --> 0:15:41.720 that you skip to my lou? Is that what they mean? 0:15:41.880 --> 0:15:46.400 Oh my god, I'm so possible. It's like walking through 0:15:46.480 --> 0:15:50.560 quicksand with you. So we're actually at this. We get 0:15:50.600 --> 0:15:53.360 there now. For some reason, on a Sunday night, on 0:15:53.400 --> 0:15:57.040 a holiday weekend, I guess the bars feel they've had 0:15:57.160 --> 0:15:58.800 enough or they don't want to turn up the way 0:15:58.800 --> 0:16:00.960 they do on a Friday and Saturda day night. Because 0:16:01.440 --> 0:16:03.240 even on a three day weekend you get a Friday 0:16:03.320 --> 0:16:07.760 night party, Saturday night party, Sunday night maybe not so 0:16:07.840 --> 0:16:09.840 much of a party. We found that they didn't have 0:16:09.840 --> 0:16:11.560 a DJ at the spot that we went to that 0:16:11.640 --> 0:16:13.480 we normally go do. So all of a sudden, we 0:16:13.520 --> 0:16:19.280 hear music going to and I'm like, where's that coming from? 0:16:19.520 --> 0:16:21.480 And we look over the balcony over the edge of 0:16:21.480 --> 0:16:24.960 the freaking bar. I'm like, oh ship, that's paradise. Paradise 0:16:25.000 --> 0:16:27.000 at the Empress Hotel across the street and we here 0:16:29.400 --> 0:16:31.320 and all the girls like, oh my god, they have 0:16:31.360 --> 0:16:33.960 a DJ. This place doesn't. And I'm like, it should 0:16:34.000 --> 0:16:35.840 have had a DJ. They had a DJ last night. 0:16:36.160 --> 0:16:39.520 What's going on. Let's go. They were like, and I'm like, 0:16:39.520 --> 0:16:41.160 we'll wait a second. That's a you know, that's a 0:16:41.200 --> 0:16:44.400 gay dance club. And my my, you know, Dave who 0:16:44.440 --> 0:16:46.440 was with me sex on the way. Dave, I was like, 0:16:46.480 --> 0:16:48.720 looks at me and my buddy Danny, my boy Danny 0:16:48.760 --> 0:16:50.600 Strata was with us. We all three of us look 0:16:50.640 --> 0:16:52.520 at each other, like, if the girls want to dance, 0:16:53.040 --> 0:16:54.800 we don't have a problem with this place. Let's go. 0:16:54.960 --> 0:16:58.040 I mean whatever, love all serve all. I love you know, 0:16:58.240 --> 0:17:00.960 just grenay guys that you serve. I love great music. 0:17:00.960 --> 0:17:02.560 All right, keep going with the jokes, go for it. 0:17:02.680 --> 0:17:04.720 I'm asking you said, love all serv all, love all 0:17:04.720 --> 0:17:07.800 serv all. So so we leave, We leave the rooftop 0:17:07.840 --> 0:17:09.800 and we go across the street to the Gay Dance Club, 0:17:09.800 --> 0:17:12.879 which is a legendary place. This place has been there forever. 0:17:13.560 --> 0:17:15.880 So tell me again who you're with the girl Sex 0:17:15.880 --> 0:17:17.760 on the way, Dave, sex on the way, Dave. Okay, 0:17:18.280 --> 0:17:20.320 my boy, Danny Strata. What do we call him, Danny 0:17:20.760 --> 0:17:24.920 Danny connect connection? Right. I love the way you give 0:17:25.000 --> 0:17:28.639 my friends these fucking names. Danny connections and says on 0:17:28.760 --> 0:17:35.840 the ny connection. I have to ask the question, did 0:17:35.920 --> 0:17:38.520 Dave have sex on the way to the game across 0:17:38.560 --> 0:17:41.480 the street? Did Danny know everybody at the club and 0:17:41.520 --> 0:17:45.240 the girls wanted Ny connection? So we walking. First of all, 0:17:45.320 --> 0:17:47.080 they charge you. They beat you over the head with 0:17:47.119 --> 0:17:50.520 a fifteen dollar cover. I'm like, you gotta be kidding me, man, 0:17:50.840 --> 0:17:53.399 I haven't paid a cover in like years since I 0:17:53.440 --> 0:17:56.280 was like, they know who you are? No, No, they didn't. 0:17:56.480 --> 0:17:59.040 Well that's the thing. They didn't, so and I didn't. 0:17:59.119 --> 0:18:01.479 I wasn't about to say orfer it up either. So 0:18:01.600 --> 0:18:03.640 I'm walking in. I'm like, I we'll all pay the cover. 0:18:03.680 --> 0:18:08.600 We walk in, no problem, walk in. Within thirty seconds, 0:18:08.640 --> 0:18:11.040 some dude comes over to me and goes, hey, you're 0:18:11.119 --> 0:18:17.000 scary Jones. No, no, kid, you can't make this ship up. 0:18:17.280 --> 0:18:20.320 I like, so, I'm like, Hi, how are you? You know? 0:18:20.400 --> 0:18:22.959 And I'm you know? Now? Is that because you're famous 0:18:23.000 --> 0:18:27.639 or because you've been there many times? It's like no, 0:18:27.720 --> 0:18:29.399 but it's it's kind of like I just wanted to 0:18:29.400 --> 0:18:32.359 be inconspicuous, incognito hanging out of a gay dance club 0:18:32.359 --> 0:18:34.720 with my my girlfriend and her friends or whatever, having 0:18:34.720 --> 0:18:37.480 a good time. You're gonna be inconspicuous at a gay 0:18:37.480 --> 0:18:39.880 club where you're walking in with three girls. You don't 0:18:39.880 --> 0:18:41.840 think it's gonna stand out just a little bit. Well, 0:18:41.840 --> 0:18:44.800 a lot of straight women. This another some slice advice. 0:18:44.800 --> 0:18:48.359 We'reving a lot of advice tonight. Um. Sometimes a great 0:18:48.400 --> 0:18:50.840 place to go if you want to meet straight women 0:18:51.119 --> 0:18:53.560 is the gay club because a lot of them go 0:18:53.640 --> 0:18:55.840 there because they don't want to be bothered, so they 0:18:55.920 --> 0:18:58.120 just go to do whether you want to, you want great, 0:18:58.400 --> 0:19:00.320 telling straight guys to go there, and bother of them 0:19:00.880 --> 0:19:03.600 going straight guys to kind of go, you know, acting 0:19:03.760 --> 0:19:06.199 act like a wolf in sheep's clothing, baby, and you know, 0:19:06.240 --> 0:19:07.720 and these girls like to go and they go there 0:19:07.720 --> 0:19:09.959 to dance and be with themselves. Next thing, you know, 0:19:10.040 --> 0:19:12.119 you can actually you know, kind of slide on up 0:19:12.119 --> 0:19:14.000 to one of them and you know, and then act 0:19:14.040 --> 0:19:15.959 the part for a while and then all of a sudden, 0:19:16.560 --> 0:19:19.040 act who whoa whoa? Act what part? Act like you're 0:19:19.119 --> 0:19:22.159