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Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure to introduce

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Speaker 1: this man and jen you've never heard this, so paid attention,

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Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the mic a man

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Speaker 1: who are affectionately referred to as j Rap.

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Speaker 2: What is that Sam?

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Speaker 1: What's that father? Junior's raggedy ass poems?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Well, here it is did Father's Day? Father's You know

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Speaker 3: you're pretty much not gonna get nothing for Father's Day.

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Speaker 3: We already established that at the beginning of the show. Also,

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Speaker 3: there's some other things you ain't gonna be getting either,

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Speaker 3: So listenough, fellas, here go. It's called Father's Day poem

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Speaker 3: Jitious Daddy, you ain't getting nothing. Let's get this out

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Speaker 3: the way.

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Speaker 1: You know, damn well, you ain't getting nothing.

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Speaker 3: Each year, Oh Father's Day, Well, you might think you're

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Speaker 3: gonna get some mm hmmm. You'll even take a bath

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Speaker 3: stand laying in your drawers while she looks at you

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Speaker 3: and laughs. Daddy, you ain't getting nothing. We do this

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Speaker 3: every year. You start getting all giddy when Father Day

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Speaker 3: getting there. Daddy, you ain't getting nothing. Let's just get

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Speaker 3: this out so you're not surprised and looking sad while

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Speaker 3: your lip is all poked out. Daddy, you not getting nothing. Okay,

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Speaker 3: So Daddy, I hope you made it clear with the

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Speaker 3: words I had to say, you ain't getting nothing. Zero

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Speaker 3: Goose said, not a Nathan, don't hold abball, empty box

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Speaker 3: on Sunday, this Father's Day, the end. You're wrong, not

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Speaker 3: zero Nathan, Father's Day, heavy Father's Day. She ain't getting

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Speaker 3: you none of that either, nothing zero not Jane rap

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Speaker 3: strikes again.

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Speaker 1: I'm hurt you when you're right. See Oh no, that

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Speaker 1: was the home run right there.

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Speaker 3: I'm telling Jack Joy.

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Speaker 2: Kill. J has nothing to say to this little protege.

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Speaker 3: I don't tell they left you.

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Speaker 2: Know nothing nothing now. So Steve Jay and I gotta

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Speaker 2: ask you, guys, what was the most embarrassing thing your

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Speaker 2: father ever did to you? And what's the best advice

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Speaker 2: your dad ever gave you? Call myself going to fight

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Speaker 2: my father, you know. I mean one day I was

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Speaker 2: gonna stand up and uh, he hit me in the

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Speaker 2: stomach so hard. I never I mean fish went all

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Speaker 2: the way to my back. It was like, wow, he

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Speaker 2: knocked me, not me, he just one punch.

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Speaker 1: You know.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, let's do this. That's exactly what I said.

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Speaker 2: I said, damn it, Let's do this. And he hit

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Speaker 2: me in my stomach so damn hard that I passed out.

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Speaker 1: Let's do this, said, let's do this. He said, all right, let.

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Speaker 2: He's alright damn and hit my dad.

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Speaker 3: WHOA Okay, Oh, my daddy going to school with me

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Speaker 3: as a student. Because I was talking in class man

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Speaker 3: and my grades were slipping. He said, okay, I know

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Speaker 3: you don't want to learne I tell I'll be there tomorrow.

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Speaker 3: And he was there the whole damn day class to class.

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Speaker 3: I ain't never focused on trying to do some homework

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Speaker 3: in class. I was the best still in that day

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Speaker 3: because my daddy sitting right behind me, his big ass

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Speaker 3: in the desk, sitting right behind me. Kneeds all out?

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Speaker 3: Don't you know the answer to states? I know space?

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Speaker 3: Come on, I mean that whole day, even going to NOE.

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Speaker 3: Of my friends talked to me that entire day, just

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Speaker 3: me and he got he got pen and paper, tablet

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Speaker 3: and everything.

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Speaker 1: He like.

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Speaker 2: My lucker with me girls here to day embarrassing. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I don't really know. I had a great father.

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Speaker 1: My daddy did not do a lot of talking, and

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Speaker 1: his other thing was to make you figure it out.

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Speaker 1: So every summer I had to work construction with him

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Speaker 1: night when I got older, and so his thing was

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Speaker 1: he would be working on the job site and to

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Speaker 1: make sure I was looking, he would look at me

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Speaker 1: and go, I'm fin to do this right. He'll go

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Speaker 1: up there and get that thing for me. Now, I'm

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Speaker 1: fin to do this right here. Go up there and

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Speaker 1: get that thing. Now, I gotta walk all the way

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Speaker 1: up this hill. And it's it's just at the top

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Speaker 1: of the hill, is just for the thing. And so

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Speaker 1: the first time he's sitting down there, my youngest brother,

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Speaker 1: who's eleven years old of me, he was working with

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Speaker 1: him too. I came back down the hill and I

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Speaker 1: didn't have the right thing, and he said what's that for?

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Speaker 1: I said, I bought it down here. He said that,

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Speaker 1: what the hell would you bring that down here when

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Speaker 1: I'm doing this here? And I told you to bring

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Speaker 1: me that thing down here so I could do this here.

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Speaker 1: I want it so bad to go, Daddy, do this here?

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Speaker 1: What and get what thing? Man?

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Speaker 3: Damn?

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Speaker 1: Come on for My brother looking at me like, come on, man,

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Speaker 1: just do the one smart thing you got to do.

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Speaker 1: So I walked back up that hill. I came back

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Speaker 1: down with two things in my head, and I'll be

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Speaker 1: damn wouldn't neither one of them. He said, Boy, I

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Speaker 1: raised you to be a thinking man. Now I'm fit

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Speaker 1: to do this here. Walk there and bring that thing

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Speaker 1: down here. When I came back down that hill the

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Speaker 1: third time, had that whole wheelbarrow. I know, everything that

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Speaker 1: was on top of that hill. I got down there,

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Speaker 1: said okay, and my brother was just laughing. He said, man,

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Speaker 1: you brought all these damn tues down there. He gonna

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Speaker 1: get mad. I better gonna go back up there with

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Speaker 1: not there. I wasn't bringing the wrong thing down here,

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Speaker 1: he said, all right, now get that to me. You know,

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Speaker 1: I handed him everything out there wheel barrow until I

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Speaker 1: got to the last thing, and that's what the hell

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Speaker 1: he wanted. That's how my daddy taught us. I said, man,

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Speaker 1: this dude right here.

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Speaker 2: All right.

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Speaker 1: See, thank you.

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