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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to season twenty seven, episode

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Speaker 1: five book Darren Daly's night cast. Yeah for April twenty, two,

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Speaker 1: thousand eighteen. It's Hitler's birthday. Oh and also for my

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Speaker 1: name is Jack O'Brien AK and Mark Wahlberg. It's the

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Speaker 1: only not high person in the studio and I am

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Speaker 1: thrilled to be joined as always by my co host

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Speaker 1: Mr Miles Gray. Last danswer MYSA one time to kill

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Speaker 1: the Pa. Hell yeah, Daddy's by Tom Petty A k me,

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Speaker 1: Mr Miles Petty. Yeah, thank you so much to add

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Speaker 1: I think genius certified genius on Twitter for that AK

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Speaker 1: on this lovely holiday. Uh and Jack, and I just

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Speaker 1: asked you straight up, do you hate me? Oh? No,

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Speaker 1: I just want to make sure the direction anyway. Yes, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: hey guys show it's a very special thing. Also the

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Speaker 1: anniversary of the swamp rabbit incident when Jimmy Carter was

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Speaker 1: fishing and a enraged rabbit came after him and tried

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Speaker 1: to attack his boat thirty nine years ago that we

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Speaker 1: all removed to our attention by Alana Mailer or Maller. Uh. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't know what's a swamp rabbit? Yeah, a rabbit.

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Speaker 1: He was fishing in a lake in Georgia and a

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Speaker 1: rabbit just came at him and started attacking his boat

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Speaker 1: and he had to like beat it off with an

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Speaker 1: oar uh, which really seems like the sort of thing

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Speaker 1: that would happen while you're high. I think, yeah, more store,

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Speaker 1: you'd make up right like a man. This swamp rabbit

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Speaker 1: came at me. There is an actual photograph of the event,

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Speaker 1: so look that up. We are thrilled to be joined

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Speaker 1: in our third seat by the hilarious comedian, the skateboarding

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Speaker 1: Rabbi himself, Mr Josh Androwsky. Bobba stayoba hooba stank. What's

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Speaker 1: that's freeze? Yeah? Who staying right now? Oh man, I

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Speaker 1: got high already alicipation of the show. And then I

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Speaker 1: hit you with that magic stick. Yeah that was real

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Speaker 1: fun um And I am just moving up and down

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Speaker 1: in my chair a lot. Right now. I was in

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Speaker 1: the bathroom. Took way too long in the bathroom. There's

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Speaker 1: a laundry going on in your bathroom, so it's like

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Speaker 1: uncomfortable to like sit on the toilet there because you

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Speaker 1: feel like you're in the middle of someone's living room. Well, hey,

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Speaker 1: it's it's fine. It was. Yeah, I'm too high and

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Speaker 1: I'm ready to fucking get weird. Yeah, let's talk. Hell yeah, dude, Josh,

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Speaker 1: you are just I made reference to skateboarding rabbi. You

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Speaker 1: once were on the prices right on mushrooms. Correct, Yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: your honor, and that's that's that's to you on the

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Speaker 1: evening of No. And people couldn't look that up on you. Yes, amazing. Well,

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Speaker 1: what happens like when you get to one comedians to

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Speaker 1: all do mushrooms, is that one of them is guaranteed

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Speaker 1: to be on This American Life. Twenty comedians all do

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Speaker 1: mushrooms together. There you go. Yeah. I told Drew carry

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Speaker 1: I was a skateboarding rabbi on television, and then they

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Speaker 1: cut out a bunch of parts. Uh, and then I

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Speaker 1: said the highest thing that's ever been said before on

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Speaker 1: was kind of blacked out, and uh. I just looked

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Speaker 1: at Drew Carrey and he like put the microphone in

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Speaker 1: front of my face while right after I had spun

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Speaker 1: the wheel, and he's like, is there anyone you want

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Speaker 1: to say hello too? And I said, I just want

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Speaker 1: to say how to everybody who loves music. Uh, and

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Speaker 1: that is on television. That's the highest thing I think

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Speaker 1: that's ever been said on premium network network television. Most definitely, Josh,

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Speaker 1: what's something from your search history that is revealing about

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Speaker 1: who you are at this moment? I would say, you

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Speaker 1: can always know what what my mental state is, how

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Speaker 1: depressed I am by how much British Antiques road Show

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Speaker 1: I'm watching to try to turn my brain off to politics,

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Speaker 1: because it's just the calmest, nicest show, Like they have

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Speaker 1: ship like no joke. In one episode it was like,

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Speaker 1: here's the very soul that cornwallis surrendered to the Americans

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Speaker 1: to end the occupation of America and start the independence

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Speaker 1: of the United States of America. It is worth the

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Speaker 1: number you cannot put on it. And and the person

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Speaker 1: who's sort it is was like, you know when the

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Speaker 1: person like appraised it as worth like you knows fifty

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Speaker 1: zillion dollars or whatever, the response was, well, isn't that

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Speaker 1: a tickle? If you want the smallest mood? If you

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Speaker 1: just want to have a tiny mood, why you can't, Uh,

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Speaker 1: what is something you think is underrated? Getting too high

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Speaker 1: and having a panic attack? People really fucking sleep on that,

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Speaker 1: because it's the thing that people complain about, like, oh,

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Speaker 1: forced by your own brain to confront every problem you're

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Speaker 1: currently running away from, you know what I mean? Interesting? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I think some people, Yeah, I can get anxiety. I

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Speaker 1: think for sure. That's some of the times when people say, oh, man,

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Speaker 1: mushrooms are so great. Sometimes when you really have a

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Speaker 1: You're like, wow, okay, that was a terrible eight hours.

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Speaker 1: But you know what, Mom, I will take out the

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Speaker 1: do it. So yeah, I do feel like I've been

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Speaker 1: running away from the fact that I don't know what

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Speaker 1: to do with my hands my whole life, and getting

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Speaker 1: too high has always helped me confront that fear. What

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Speaker 1: is something that you think is overrated? I think the

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Speaker 1: current legalization process of weed is overrated because men men

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Speaker 1: and talked about this. Yeah, basically just that John Bayner

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Speaker 1: a bunch of people of color are currently in prison.

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Speaker 1: For you know that that's okay, is overrated. I would say,

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Speaker 1: like people are just sort of being like, yeah, legalize it,

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Speaker 1: and then not looking at the systems of power that

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Speaker 1: in uh, like Silicon Valley, like tech millionaires and billionaires

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Speaker 1: and fucking tobacco companies right well, I think yeah too.

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Speaker 1: It's what's good are some of the bills that people

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Speaker 1: they're expunging people's records and letting people out prison. I

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Speaker 1: the legalization thing would really be a really dope thing

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Speaker 1: for the country and you know the people. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: but John Banner needs a break. I think we can

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Speaker 1: need to happen. He's been getting high. You could tell.

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Speaker 1: He just looks like it. I mean the way he

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Speaker 1: is a lot of cigarettes. Jesus to burn through. Hey, baby,

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Speaker 1: how you look young? You get this vaunted Bayner looks.

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Speaker 1: And finally, Josh, what is a myth? What's something people

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Speaker 1: think it's true that you know to be false, that

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Speaker 1: your material life will be affected in any way by

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Speaker 1: the James Comey Mueller investigation, Russia, FBI blah blah blah. Right,

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Speaker 1: you just think in sync. I feel like Jack and

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Speaker 1: drab of information because fundamentally, your material conditions, your bank

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Speaker 1: the things that dominate your everyday life will not change

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Speaker 1: at all based on this, So don't fucking stress about

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Speaker 1: it so much too. Yeah, it's not like it's not

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Speaker 1: like Mueller's investigating income inequality, right, would getting sat about that? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Robert Mueller's like, actually, you know what, Ship's like really

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Speaker 1: the case, right, he's like about the prison industrial comflict.

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Speaker 1: Do we think about that? What am I even trying

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Speaker 1: I think Michael Collan it's going to be a better

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Speaker 1: I love Stoned Fueler. That's great. Yeah, I agree with that.

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Speaker 1: I've definitely find myself overly concerned with the investigation and

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Speaker 1: all going to start an armed insurrection and right, and

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Speaker 1: that's probably not a rational way to think about things.

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Speaker 1: At the same time, you know, we don't want to

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Speaker 1: are ways to you know, reject complacency. Well at the

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Speaker 1: same time, not putting all our eggs in the basket

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Speaker 1: of where we're going to find a picture of Trump

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Speaker 1: and putin sixty nine in each other, right exactly, because

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Speaker 1: like Bill Maher's Twitter feature, because he would photoshop that

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Speaker 1: of the day. Uh, this is actually a story that

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Speaker 1: just got British on everybody. But so that Southwest flight

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Speaker 1: in which part of the engine exploded, that flew back

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Speaker 1: We've got injured passengers. Okay, and are you as your

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Speaker 1: just Jesus Christ. I feel like a dick at that.

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Speaker 1: But but the guy's just like, wait, did you just

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Speaker 1: say that somebody went out of your fucking plane, like

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Speaker 1: The guy was like when he was like, wait, there's

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Speaker 1: What a funny thing to say? Doesn't matter too, because

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Speaker 1: of the most beautiful hookers in the world, which is

421
00:26:08,920 --> 00:26:14,119
Speaker 1: weird because there's like weird things redacted around that story.

422
00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:18,280
Speaker 1: And I wonder if that's because he wasn't supposed to

423
00:26:18,359 --> 00:26:22,080
Speaker 1: have had conversations with Putin at the point that he's

424
00:26:22,119 --> 00:26:25,080
Speaker 1: telling this story, like he had said during the election,

425
00:26:25,119 --> 00:26:26,840
Speaker 1: like I've never met the guy, Like I don't, I

426
00:26:26,840 --> 00:26:30,320
Speaker 1: don't know him at all. Uh. And according to his

427
00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:33,160
Speaker 1: official timeline, now he met Putin for the first time

428
00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:35,920
Speaker 1: at the G twenty in July of two thousand seventeen.

429
00:26:36,280 --> 00:26:40,240
Speaker 1: He fired Comy May of two thousand seventeen. So he

430
00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:42,920
Speaker 1: is talking about having talked to Putin and some stuff

431
00:26:42,920 --> 00:26:45,840
Speaker 1: Putin told him about hookers before he's supposed to have

432
00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:50,119
Speaker 1: ever met him. Um, clearly they met right well. But

433
00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:54,280
Speaker 1: also it's just having like some fucker like Trump would

434
00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:57,120
Speaker 1: lie about just to be like, you know, the president

435
00:26:57,160 --> 00:26:59,520
Speaker 1: of ex country told me how good the hookers are,

436
00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:01,240
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like as if that gives

437
00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:03,119
Speaker 1: him some kind of cachet or some ship to go,

438
00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:04,360
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like, let me tell you,

439
00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:08,359
Speaker 1: I know everything about Like I know everything about the

440
00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:13,200
Speaker 1: popular opinion of hookers of sex workers. I love woke

441
00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:17,080
Speaker 1: Trump sex workers. This is another interesting thing too, that

442
00:27:17,119 --> 00:27:19,639
Speaker 1: the news always is saying prostitute, prostitute, and I feel like,

443
00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:22,879
Speaker 1: shouldn't they be saying sex workers? Yeah, but they but

444
00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:24,879
Speaker 1: they want to sort of grease it up, so they

445
00:27:24,920 --> 00:27:27,040
Speaker 1: want to say prostute. Anyway. From this point, I would

446
00:27:27,040 --> 00:27:30,720
Speaker 1: say sex works, Russian sex workers on Trump. Russian sect

447
00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:33,000
Speaker 1: would be peat on him anyway. So yeah, woke Trump, Yeah,

448
00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:35,119
Speaker 1: woke Trump is so funny to just be like, listen,

449
00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:41,080
Speaker 1: gender is a many splendored thing, like to see like

450
00:27:41,520 --> 00:27:44,960
Speaker 1: anything woke coming out of that, just like awful fucking

451
00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:48,239
Speaker 1: He kind of recently to me, reminds me of like

452
00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:53,160
Speaker 1: a frog from Wind in the Willows. He definitely right, Yeah, absolutely, yeah, Yeah.

453
00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:57,480
Speaker 1: I feel like there's an underrated like frog comparison to

454
00:27:57,520 --> 00:28:01,680
Speaker 1: Trump that just isn't being exploited by our nation's political cartoonists.

455
00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:06,080
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm trying to call them out. You're

456
00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:09,320
Speaker 1: fucking slacking political cartoonists. Yeah, make him look like a

457
00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:11,520
Speaker 1: weird frog, making him look like a weird frog guy.

458
00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:14,000
Speaker 1: And also because none of it has been relevant or

459
00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:17,679
Speaker 1: made any sense for about fifty years now. Yeah, I

460
00:28:17,720 --> 00:28:22,720
Speaker 1: feel like political cartoonists are just drawing pictures of David Hogg,

461
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:26,119
Speaker 1: right right, That's what they're doing now. I feel like

462
00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:27,680
Speaker 1: that's what they do now, And I think that says

463
00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:32,400
Speaker 1: a lot about how we as a country value illustration.

464
00:28:33,280 --> 00:28:35,680
Speaker 1: Uh And just last little detail I wanted to pull

465
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Speaker 1: from the memo is that at one point he asks

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Speaker 1: if he Comy thinks Trump did a good job on

467
00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:45,480
Speaker 1: the Bill O'Reilly Show, which is just like, wow, so pathetic,

468
00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:47,800
Speaker 1: Hey did I do good? What do you think? Do

469
00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:50,600
Speaker 1: you think I did good? But yeah, now now Comy

470
00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:53,080
Speaker 1: has moved on, he's hanging out with the Wu Tang clan. Yeah,

471
00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:59,240
Speaker 1: jus took a picture backstage with method Man and yeah, exactly,

472
00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:04,000
Speaker 1: fucking like the biggest boy scout ship cop ever. Like

473
00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:06,200
Speaker 1: that's so I'm also kind of sick of like this

474
00:29:06,320 --> 00:29:11,680
Speaker 1: new I'm out here, James, comey dude whatever. Like it's

475
00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:13,880
Speaker 1: so funny because in the I think on the Daily

476
00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:16,880
Speaker 1: Today he was talking about how he was like, you know,

477
00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:19,520
Speaker 1: I don't want my like self righteousness or my ego

478
00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:21,080
Speaker 1: to get the best of me of blah blah blah.

479
00:29:21,080 --> 00:29:23,240
Speaker 1: And it almost sounds like you kind of sort of

480
00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:25,760
Speaker 1: are with this like press tour. He's been doing fun

481
00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:29,160
Speaker 1: really being so like I don't know, he's just had

482
00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:31,720
Speaker 1: this little bit of swagger about him that it seems

483
00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:34,200
Speaker 1: different than how he was before all of this point.

484
00:29:34,200 --> 00:29:37,480
Speaker 1: But yeah, because dude, if you have like super important

485
00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:41,520
Speaker 1: information about the country, uh that would lead to the

486
00:29:41,560 --> 00:29:45,200
Speaker 1: country moving in a certain direction, you don't sell a

487
00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:48,280
Speaker 1: book about it, you know what I mean, Like if

488
00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:50,200
Speaker 1: you were like the head of the FBI. So like,

489
00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:55,239
Speaker 1: even so, the FBI sucks, like historically has just been

490
00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:59,720
Speaker 1: used to just trample over various people of the left forever.

491
00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:04,200
Speaker 1: And if you take the insane thing to me, which

492
00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:07,000
Speaker 1: is believing the FBI is like a good organization and

493
00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:12,400
Speaker 1: like has emeritus place in America, then not using the

494
00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:17,120
Speaker 1: information within the system to effect change and instead going

495
00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:21,400
Speaker 1: on col bear with your information and hanging out with

496
00:30:21,440 --> 00:30:24,680
Speaker 1: the Woo tank plan like posting pictures on Instagram of

497
00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:27,160
Speaker 1: all that ship like says like, oh, you're just trying

498
00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:31,600
Speaker 1: to be a celeb. But you know, there's something that No,

499
00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:36,320
Speaker 1: he's definitely not a good you know, figurehead for the

500
00:30:36,440 --> 00:30:39,800
Speaker 1: left to like get behind. He spent his career in

501
00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:44,080
Speaker 1: trapping mentally disabled Muslims into saying they're going to commit

502
00:30:44,520 --> 00:30:51,640
Speaker 1: fucking terrorists attacks and like, you know. So there are

503
00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:55,200
Speaker 1: two legal actions that are in the news. The U. S.

504
00:30:55,200 --> 00:30:58,200
Speaker 1: Attorney's Office has been meeting with Andrew McCabe's legal team

505
00:30:58,240 --> 00:31:01,760
Speaker 1: in recent weeks. Uh based lee that's funded by a

506
00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:07,360
Speaker 1: go fund me Jesus Christ, and they're trying to determine

507
00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:11,680
Speaker 1: whether McCabe is going to be prosecuted for his leaks

508
00:31:11,840 --> 00:31:14,720
Speaker 1: of information to the media. I guess um, and for

509
00:31:14,920 --> 00:31:18,360
Speaker 1: not being like fully transparent. The Inspector General report was

510
00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:24,080
Speaker 1: apparently scathing about Andrew McCabe. So that's that. Does the

511
00:31:24,120 --> 00:31:27,400
Speaker 1: inspect your general have to wear a special hat? Yes? Uh,

512
00:31:27,560 --> 00:31:29,760
Speaker 1: it has to be a fox catcher, I believe, with

513
00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:42,600
Speaker 1: a monocle tight uh. And then Inspector General Uh. And

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00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:50,560
Speaker 1: then the Democratic Party filed a lawsuit doing Russia campaign. Great,

515
00:31:50,720 --> 00:31:54,560
Speaker 1: great job, that'll do a bunch, right, I guess we're

516
00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:58,080
Speaker 1: gonna Russia. The Democratic the d n C filed a

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00:31:58,120 --> 00:32:03,720
Speaker 1: suit against Nixon backed and Watergate, but yeah, I don't know. Partially,

518
00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:06,280
Speaker 1: you might think, well, like it can't hurt. Every little

519
00:32:06,280 --> 00:32:08,880
Speaker 1: bit helps. But at the same time, anything that suggests

520
00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:13,960
Speaker 1: that the Democratic Party is not taking ownership of the

521
00:32:14,040 --> 00:32:17,440
Speaker 1: huge l they took in two thousands is probably not

522
00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:22,760
Speaker 1: a good thing. Yeah, we're gonna sue you lost. It

523
00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:24,880
Speaker 1: wasn't because, yeah, we don't even know where the funk

524
00:32:24,920 --> 00:32:27,360
Speaker 1: we are at the party. It's like that, it's mixed up,

525
00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:30,600
Speaker 1: it's lost. That's the most Gwyneth Paltrow asked, fucking thing

526
00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:34,920
Speaker 1: like it's like we've tried like Google, like like the

527
00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:39,560
Speaker 1: fucking like, what's the Flanders parents the moment where Flanders

528
00:32:39,640 --> 00:32:42,240
Speaker 1: parents are like, we tried nothing and we're all out

529
00:32:42,240 --> 00:32:47,200
Speaker 1: of ideas. That's exactly this moment for the Democrats where

530
00:32:47,240 --> 00:32:50,960
Speaker 1: it's like, why don't we fucking sue them? Hell, yeah,

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00:32:51,240 --> 00:32:53,920
Speaker 1: sue Russia. And a bunch of dudes in this like

532
00:32:54,160 --> 00:32:58,479
Speaker 1: really tacky kitchen like drinking huge glasses of wine are like,

533
00:32:58,680 --> 00:33:04,440
Speaker 1: oh that's bad. Yeah, let's be bad around at the

534
00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:07,400
Speaker 1: I think, I mean, on one side it could be

535
00:33:07,560 --> 00:33:10,720
Speaker 1: coordinated because they think somehow they can conjure up some

536
00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:13,960
Speaker 1: documents or testimony or whatever. Yeah, like there's another way

537
00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:16,680
Speaker 1: to put more pressure on the administration. But yeah, at

538
00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:18,880
Speaker 1: the same time, I think if this is in any

539
00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:21,880
Speaker 1: way trying to be as like an excuse or a

540
00:33:21,920 --> 00:33:24,840
Speaker 1: justification for like the outcome of the election, I think

541
00:33:24,880 --> 00:33:27,520
Speaker 1: that's like pretty misguided. But also I don't think that's

542
00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:30,360
Speaker 1: exactly why, but clearly I feel like that's also part

543
00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:32,880
Speaker 1: of it too. It's like the lawsuit is about the

544
00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:35,720
Speaker 1: fact that well, because of this, the election was swayed

545
00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:39,080
Speaker 1: to the Republicans. Here's a quick question that I have, um,

546
00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:42,440
Speaker 1: just to step back, I think the Democratic Party right

547
00:33:42,560 --> 00:33:45,000
Speaker 1: has like a pretty singular line on Putin, which is

548
00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:47,440
Speaker 1: that he's a totally insane lunatic who doesn't know what

549
00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:52,200
Speaker 1: he's doing. He's capable of creating uh and sewing chaos

550
00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:56,000
Speaker 1: in America and fixing our elections, right, which is like

551
00:33:56,040 --> 00:33:59,160
Speaker 1: a totally coherent like thing that he both is like

552
00:33:59,200 --> 00:34:01,280
Speaker 1: the stupidest man in the world, doesn't know what he's doing,

553
00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:06,000
Speaker 1: but also can take over right now regardless. The thing

554
00:34:06,080 --> 00:34:09,720
Speaker 1: is that he's dangerous, So why are they constantly trying

555
00:34:09,760 --> 00:34:13,600
Speaker 1: to provoke him? Like on one level, like it's like

556
00:34:13,680 --> 00:34:16,200
Speaker 1: it's just seems like a run up to an unnecessary

557
00:34:16,239 --> 00:34:20,720
Speaker 1: war with a very unstable leader who also has a

558
00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:25,160
Speaker 1: bunch of nukes. That's what the right is always pointing out.

559
00:34:25,200 --> 00:34:27,600
Speaker 1: He's like, what, like, it's not a terrible thing to

560
00:34:27,760 --> 00:34:31,440
Speaker 1: not want to start ship with Russia. Like, for what

561
00:34:31,480 --> 00:34:34,520
Speaker 1: are we trying to prove? There's so many Like so

562
00:34:34,680 --> 00:34:38,440
Speaker 1: I'm willing to completely compromise and say that Russia had

563
00:34:38,520 --> 00:34:42,479
Speaker 1: some sort of something to do with the election. Right,

564
00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:45,239
Speaker 1: Let's just say that they did something that they were

565
00:34:45,280 --> 00:34:48,200
Speaker 1: the push, the final push. He still needed all the

566
00:34:48,239 --> 00:34:51,680
Speaker 1: other ship to go wrong that the Democrats did, right,

567
00:34:51,760 --> 00:34:54,880
Speaker 1: And so is the answer war because it sure seems

568
00:34:54,920 --> 00:34:57,160
Speaker 1: like we're ramping up to that ship. I don't know.

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00:34:57,200 --> 00:35:00,360
Speaker 1: I mean, on one hand, it seems like from the

570
00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:02,880
Speaker 1: White House standpoint, they don't really want to do anything,

571
00:35:03,239 --> 00:35:05,279
Speaker 1: so in that sense, I don't see it from the

572
00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:11,360
Speaker 1: administration that sure, but also told Russia well in advance,

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00:35:11,520 --> 00:35:13,720
Speaker 1: these are the places we're hitting, and they were places

574
00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:15,480
Speaker 1: that the Russians weren't operating. I mean, like, you know,

575
00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:17,400
Speaker 1: it was done in a way that was the least

576
00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:21,360
Speaker 1: provocative version to Russia any bombing, right, and the most

577
00:35:21,440 --> 00:35:23,400
Speaker 1: kind of sort of like raw raw type ship. It

578
00:35:23,480 --> 00:35:27,560
Speaker 1: was more of like a flirtatious bombing. It was like yeah,

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00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:31,040
Speaker 1: a little yeah, sure, um on like a city without

580
00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:34,120
Speaker 1: declaring war on it. Yeah. Well, that brings up all

581
00:35:34,160 --> 00:35:37,160
Speaker 1: the other questions about the executive power that he has

582
00:35:37,239 --> 00:35:40,200
Speaker 1: and what that means for other conflicts that may arrive.

583
00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:43,120
Speaker 1: And super quick, huge thanks to Obama for not getting

584
00:35:43,160 --> 00:35:45,920
Speaker 1: rid of those so that a bunch of Yosemite Sam's

585
00:35:46,080 --> 00:35:49,400
Speaker 1: could fucking convince the dude who was in multiple WrestleManias

586
00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:52,200
Speaker 1: to almost start World War three. Like super tight of

587
00:35:52,239 --> 00:35:55,799
Speaker 1: Obama to keep those there, to keep the powers there. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

588
00:35:56,200 --> 00:35:59,239
Speaker 1: although he did try and get Congress's approval, but that

589
00:35:59,320 --> 00:36:01,440
Speaker 1: was more about him just not wanting to put us

590
00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:03,480
Speaker 1: in more. I mean, all of this goes back to

591
00:36:03,719 --> 00:36:07,359
Speaker 1: going to a war in Iraq, right, and it's like, oh,

592
00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:10,080
Speaker 1: you could have undid the things. Obama really could have

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00:36:10,120 --> 00:36:14,760
Speaker 1: undid the things. Uh and you know, used his constitutional

594
00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:17,680
Speaker 1: law knowledge that he was a scholar on and could

595
00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:20,359
Speaker 1: have really done a lot of cool chit boy. Oh boy,

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00:36:20,480 --> 00:36:27,040
Speaker 1: well whoops, all right, we're gonna take a quick break

597
00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:37,760
Speaker 1: and we'll be right back after that. And we're back

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Speaker 1: and uh, so so we have some weed news. Uh

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00:36:43,719 --> 00:36:48,759
Speaker 1: I said that like a cool person, right. Uh. So

600
00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:54,359
Speaker 1: Schumer recently introduced a bill decriminalizing weed. Yeah, decriminalizing sh

601
00:36:54,360 --> 00:37:00,439
Speaker 1: magma feel free to smoke on your smag. So yeah

602
00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:03,319
Speaker 1: he announced. I mean it was an amazing marketing move,

603
00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:07,040
Speaker 1: like with Vice News during Weed Week that Chuck Schumer

604
00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:10,600
Speaker 1: sits down with them and sign a bong for them

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Speaker 1: that he's going to introduce ability. He signed a form.

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00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:17,520
Speaker 1: It was like, good wit, he really did this as

607
00:37:17,600 --> 00:37:20,239
Speaker 1: part of a Vice Yeah. Like this it's like Weed

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Speaker 1: Week once. It is incredible. So like, yeah, I'm pretty

609
00:37:23,600 --> 00:37:25,960
Speaker 1: sure he used Vice to tease it, because that's how

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Speaker 1: fucking tight he is, so Jack Lemon and Glengarry Glen

611
00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:32,360
Speaker 1: Rosstet and I fucking love it, and I love any

612
00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:35,319
Speaker 1: moment where he had to be so embarrassed because he's

613
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Speaker 1: a long time rich piece of ship, you know, like

614
00:37:37,719 --> 00:37:42,880
Speaker 1: Wall Street tied fucking just the worst minority leader in

615
00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:46,160
Speaker 1: like our lifetime, one of the worst, uh and worst

616
00:37:46,200 --> 00:37:49,760
Speaker 1: meaning like not in his ideas but in his effectiveness

617
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Speaker 1: as at his job. But like he had to be

618
00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:59,360
Speaker 1: so fucking like uh indignant during that bong signing. He

619
00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:01,319
Speaker 1: had just had to have like an inner moment where

620
00:38:01,360 --> 00:38:04,160
Speaker 1: he had to just like sigh, like this is where

621
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Speaker 1: we're like a like Iannucci moment, you know. And I

622
00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:11,280
Speaker 1: love that he had to feel that because fuck that fraud.

623
00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:14,040
Speaker 1: So I mean, like the all the bill does is

624
00:38:14,040 --> 00:38:17,560
Speaker 1: just sort of decriminalizes it, and I think, uh takes

625
00:38:17,560 --> 00:38:19,440
Speaker 1: it off the list the list of lists of controlled

626
00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:22,200
Speaker 1: substances and then give states authority how to regulate it.

627
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Speaker 1: But you know, it's one of those bills that doesn't

628
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Speaker 1: really do ship because if you're not talking about people

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Speaker 1: who are locked up for it, funk that kind of

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Speaker 1: a bill, Like I think, you know, Corey Booker had

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Speaker 1: a Marijuana Justice Act that was like, you know, gonna

632
00:38:33,560 --> 00:38:37,040
Speaker 1: eliminate its status is Schedule one drug and require federal

633
00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:40,120
Speaker 1: courts to like expunge people's records and uh to like

634
00:38:40,160 --> 00:38:42,040
Speaker 1: related to use of possession. You know, Like that's the

635
00:38:42,080 --> 00:38:43,799
Speaker 1: kind of ship that needs to happen because if we're

636
00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:45,640
Speaker 1: really going to go there, like let's address like the

637
00:38:45,719 --> 00:38:49,319
Speaker 1: damage that this prohibition is done, but it needs to

638
00:38:49,360 --> 00:38:51,319
Speaker 1: go beyond that, and there needs to be like a

639
00:38:51,440 --> 00:38:54,799
Speaker 1: form of reparations with this money. Yeah, there's other ones, Yeah,

640
00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:57,600
Speaker 1: suggesting like of giving people a piece of the new

641
00:38:57,680 --> 00:39:01,239
Speaker 1: legal market or whatever, because that's a new revenue stream.

642
00:39:01,360 --> 00:39:04,680
Speaker 1: Because this is this is economic imperialism. What we're seeing

643
00:39:04,719 --> 00:39:09,279
Speaker 1: now is like we have allowed um wealth inequality to

644
00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:13,960
Speaker 1: grow so much that the formal economy now needs to

645
00:39:14,239 --> 00:39:19,160
Speaker 1: incorporate the illicit economy into itself in order to keep

646
00:39:19,200 --> 00:39:21,600
Speaker 1: sustaining itself. You see it, And like, you know, think

647
00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:24,640
Speaker 1: the only real places that have like surpluses now are

648
00:39:24,760 --> 00:39:28,840
Speaker 1: like weed states, And it's just incorporating something that already

649
00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:34,800
Speaker 1: existed in our societal economy into the like okay, a

650
00:39:34,920 --> 00:39:38,920
Speaker 1: taxable economy, and so now like if it doesn't involve

651
00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:44,560
Speaker 1: like real redistribution, like white people are completely owning it

652
00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:47,560
Speaker 1: because they locked up all the other people who ever

653
00:39:47,640 --> 00:39:50,040
Speaker 1: did it right and the like, Which brings us to

654
00:39:50,080 --> 00:39:52,799
Speaker 1: Mitch McConnell, who's also putting a bill out about, you know,

655
00:39:52,960 --> 00:39:56,040
Speaker 1: relaxing the laws on growing hemp, like for industrial hemp

656
00:39:56,440 --> 00:39:58,640
Speaker 1: because in Kentucky makes sense for him because a lot

657
00:39:58,680 --> 00:40:01,719
Speaker 1: of the tobacco farmers are like a tobacco is not

658
00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:04,320
Speaker 1: really the thing anymore, uh, and they really want to

659
00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:06,399
Speaker 1: grow hemp. So now he's on that train I can't

660
00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:09,960
Speaker 1: imagine who he's invested with in that, just like John Bayner.

661
00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:13,000
Speaker 1: But yeah, so those are some things happening. It seems

662
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:15,160
Speaker 1: weird that it's all happening during this week. Maybe just

663
00:40:15,320 --> 00:40:19,040
Speaker 1: stellar marketing from both party. Uh yeah, it's kind of

664
00:40:19,040 --> 00:40:22,279
Speaker 1: a bumber that the people who created all the injustice,

665
00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:25,120
Speaker 1: like the politicians and that class of people are the

666
00:40:25,120 --> 00:40:27,560
Speaker 1: ones who are now like and now we're gonna profit

667
00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:33,319
Speaker 1: off of the because John Bayner is like, hey, man,

668
00:40:33,360 --> 00:40:34,680
Speaker 1: like I can go in there, I could probably turn

669
00:40:34,719 --> 00:40:38,480
Speaker 1: some heads. So give me fifty seven of your company.

670
00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:42,920
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm the smoking guy. Come on, man, um

671
00:40:43,080 --> 00:40:46,520
Speaker 1: that means seriously, like that is just like the fact

672
00:40:46,520 --> 00:40:50,239
Speaker 1: that there are people in jail, Yeah, exactly for like

673
00:40:50,480 --> 00:40:53,799
Speaker 1: life sentences under like three strikes laws or whatever. Like

674
00:40:53,880 --> 00:40:59,600
Speaker 1: I'm sure there are still people the violent offenders the

675
00:40:59,640 --> 00:41:02,719
Speaker 1: funk out of prison. Like it's like, what fucking Chuck

676
00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:05,680
Speaker 1: Schumer has the fucking nerve to go and sign a

677
00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:09,200
Speaker 1: bong while literally anyone's in prison for minor possession. Well

678
00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:11,160
Speaker 1: it's crazy to when they asked him like what helped

679
00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:14,880
Speaker 1: you come around and he said it was the polling. Yeah, no, ship,

680
00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:19,520
Speaker 1: she said the loud part part loud, you know what

681
00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:22,080
Speaker 1: I mean, And that's why that's why this bill is

682
00:41:22,120 --> 00:41:25,120
Speaker 1: like like it doesn't go far enough. I hope this

683
00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:27,319
Speaker 1: brings this kind of a debate to the floor when

684
00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:30,120
Speaker 1: if this is really something that's going to happen. But yeah,

685
00:41:30,440 --> 00:41:32,719
Speaker 1: I can't believe you literally admitted like, well, what what

686
00:41:32,840 --> 00:41:35,840
Speaker 1: made you change your mind? Oh? Popular opinion changed, And

687
00:41:35,880 --> 00:41:40,520
Speaker 1: so I have no personal stance or values of any start.

688
00:41:40,560 --> 00:41:43,480
Speaker 1: I am a modern neoliberal democrat. I just do whatever

689
00:41:44,680 --> 00:41:46,760
Speaker 1: the people want to do, right And well, at first

690
00:41:46,760 --> 00:41:48,319
Speaker 1: he did say the thing where you know, too many

691
00:41:48,360 --> 00:41:51,920
Speaker 1: lives have been ruined, etcetera. And they has to say

692
00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:54,200
Speaker 1: that and then goes, oh yeah, well then the polling

693
00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:57,120
Speaker 1: I love that. That Kennedy they trotted out earlier this

694
00:41:57,200 --> 00:42:01,239
Speaker 1: year is still like railing anti marijuana. Yeah the red

695
00:42:01,560 --> 00:42:05,080
Speaker 1: big time. Oh he's antiwed. Oh yeah, huge, big time.

696
00:42:05,640 --> 00:42:10,239
Speaker 1: You what is wrong with him? Oh I've eat generations

697
00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:15,560
Speaker 1: of inbreeding, I mean off the top ophelia. Probably it's

698
00:42:15,600 --> 00:42:18,400
Speaker 1: like that. I didn't. I didn't realize that about everyone.

699
00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:20,239
Speaker 1: I was so everyone was so taken aback by his

700
00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:23,640
Speaker 1: just sort of like stance on everything else that yeah. Interesting.

701
00:42:24,280 --> 00:42:28,000
Speaker 1: Uh well, assuming he doesn't rise to too much power.

702
00:42:28,280 --> 00:42:31,960
Speaker 1: They are speculating that legal weed will out sell soda

703
00:42:32,200 --> 00:42:37,080
Speaker 1: within fifteen years. Good yeah, Fox Soda man, except for Lacroix,

704
00:42:37,320 --> 00:42:41,399
Speaker 1: Sweet Sweet, Lacroix still looking for that sponsorship. They might

705
00:42:41,440 --> 00:42:45,520
Speaker 1: not be listening, literally, haven't asked. I think obviously, because

706
00:42:45,520 --> 00:42:48,920
Speaker 1: people are getting a little more aware of the terrible,

707
00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:52,520
Speaker 1: terrible effects of soda opening their minds. They're opening their minds. Bro,

708
00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:55,160
Speaker 1: you know, don't want that sugar water? All right, I'm

709
00:42:55,200 --> 00:42:59,239
Speaker 1: not Edgar from Men in Black. Uh so that's thank

710
00:42:59,239 --> 00:43:05,360
Speaker 1: you sugar in water? Is that sanon Felt? Uh yeah,

711
00:43:05,440 --> 00:43:09,120
Speaker 1: thank you Son and Felt Joint and you're back. So

712
00:43:09,160 --> 00:43:11,640
Speaker 1: they were saying that legal cannabis industry will probably reach

713
00:43:11,680 --> 00:43:17,200
Speaker 1: the seventy five billion mark in sales by stand so

714
00:43:17,680 --> 00:43:21,759
Speaker 1: the attacks that the being houbis things stands for a billion. Yeah,

715
00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:24,800
Speaker 1: and then the soda. I think that, yeah, the soda

716
00:43:24,840 --> 00:43:26,600
Speaker 1: is gonna be much less than that because I think

717
00:43:26,600 --> 00:43:29,080
Speaker 1: that's where it's at right now. Good buck soda man.

718
00:43:29,880 --> 00:43:32,959
Speaker 1: I I'm sure soda is going down right and legal

719
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:34,960
Speaker 1: weed obviously, well yeah, I think that's why a lot

720
00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:37,000
Speaker 1: of these soda companies are starting to invest in these

721
00:43:37,040 --> 00:43:39,839
Speaker 1: health food brands to like Pepsi, like they have such

722
00:43:39,920 --> 00:43:42,839
Speaker 1: huge steaks and like all the like natural food business too,

723
00:43:42,880 --> 00:43:45,359
Speaker 1: because they know writing is on the wall. You gotta

724
00:43:45,360 --> 00:43:47,080
Speaker 1: get your foot on that life ralf. Yeah, people are

725
00:43:47,120 --> 00:43:50,279
Speaker 1: going to realize that this ship is poison and killing us, right,

726
00:43:51,120 --> 00:43:55,239
Speaker 1: but I love a Current's nectar though. Oh boy, they're

727
00:43:55,239 --> 00:43:58,440
Speaker 1: looking for that curr's nector re sponsorship. Man, you know

728
00:43:58,560 --> 00:44:02,920
Speaker 1: how to target the top nurse. The fortune Current is

729
00:44:03,040 --> 00:44:07,680
Speaker 1: like a fucking pixie stick, like like I think it's sugar.

730
00:44:08,160 --> 00:44:11,760
Speaker 1: I feel like it's like nine eleven for your body.

731
00:44:13,640 --> 00:44:16,799
Speaker 1: Uh twenty is seven eleven nine eleven. By the way,

732
00:44:17,560 --> 00:44:21,800
Speaker 1: that's a lot of numbers. I'm checking your math. Actually

733
00:44:21,840 --> 00:44:31,719
Speaker 1: that works out even Twitter. All right, let's get into

734
00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:35,640
Speaker 1: Bloyd Watch. So the royal wedding is less than a

735
00:44:35,680 --> 00:44:40,120
Speaker 1: month away. What is this segment? This is blood Washed?

736
00:44:40,360 --> 00:44:44,040
Speaker 1: You have been here on a Friday. Oh yeah. So

737
00:44:44,360 --> 00:44:47,960
Speaker 1: we look at the tabloids because people are reading them

738
00:44:48,120 --> 00:44:52,439
Speaker 1: as they check out at grocery stores, uh every day,

739
00:44:52,680 --> 00:44:56,000
Speaker 1: And so we we actually look at the articles behind

740
00:44:56,040 --> 00:44:58,880
Speaker 1: the headlines because they love to like put some crazy

741
00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:01,560
Speaker 1: shit on the cover and then on the inside it's

742
00:45:01,640 --> 00:45:08,839
Speaker 1: just nothing. Billionaire turns two. Look at his forty two

743
00:45:08,920 --> 00:45:14,640
Speaker 1: year old departner. Um, So one of the big stories

744
00:45:14,760 --> 00:45:18,280
Speaker 1: on the cover of US Weekly. Uh, it's all royal,

745
00:45:18,760 --> 00:45:21,160
Speaker 1: all the top secret I do details and it's the

746
00:45:21,520 --> 00:45:25,200
Speaker 1: Royal couple. Uh. And at the bottom says plus why

747
00:45:25,280 --> 00:45:30,360
Speaker 1: the Obama's really aren't going, which suggests that there's like

748
00:45:30,480 --> 00:45:36,000
Speaker 1: some conspiracy or something. And the explanation is just the

749
00:45:36,160 --> 00:45:39,279
Speaker 1: fact that they didn't want to invite the Trumps, and

750
00:45:39,840 --> 00:45:42,560
Speaker 1: so they didn't feel like they could invite the Obamas

751
00:45:42,800 --> 00:45:46,680
Speaker 1: or any other political family because it would have been

752
00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:50,560
Speaker 1: improper if like they didn't feel like they could invite

753
00:45:50,560 --> 00:45:52,400
Speaker 1: the Trumps because they didn't want the Obamas to come,

754
00:45:52,640 --> 00:45:55,760
Speaker 1: Like that would be the number one story on Trudge

755
00:45:55,840 --> 00:45:59,520
Speaker 1: on US Weekly, like because the Royals hate the Obamas.

756
00:46:00,160 --> 00:46:02,880
Speaker 1: But no, they just gloss over it. They're like, you know,

757
00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:06,200
Speaker 1: they don't want to invite the trump So having the

758
00:46:06,239 --> 00:46:09,880
Speaker 1: Trumps there could jeopardize attendance. Now source says it was

759
00:46:09,960 --> 00:46:12,799
Speaker 1: mutually decided it would be wise. It's so weird when

760
00:46:12,920 --> 00:46:19,080
Speaker 1: like an outmoded form of governance that's just basically gasping

761
00:46:19,120 --> 00:46:23,279
Speaker 1: its last breath. It's like, nah, not you. Yeah, We're

762
00:46:23,360 --> 00:46:27,279
Speaker 1: like yeah, generations ago before any of you were born,

763
00:46:27,560 --> 00:46:31,560
Speaker 1: people decided that we didn't matter. But we don't like you.

764
00:46:33,080 --> 00:46:37,279
Speaker 1: Bye bitch um. A couple other stories that are everywhere. Uh,

765
00:46:37,560 --> 00:46:42,080
Speaker 1: there's the Chloe Kardashian story. Uh, you know, right as

766
00:46:42,200 --> 00:46:44,560
Speaker 1: she was going into labor, there were multiple videos of

767
00:46:44,680 --> 00:46:51,040
Speaker 1: Tristan Thompson cheating on her. Uh, And so I heard

768
00:46:51,280 --> 00:46:55,800
Speaker 1: a conspiracy theory from inside sources. I think it was

769
00:46:56,160 --> 00:47:00,680
Speaker 1: a ring or podcast that Chris Jenner set the whole

770
00:47:00,719 --> 00:47:04,319
Speaker 1: thing up to create chaos and basically break them up

771
00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:08,000
Speaker 1: because she didn't like Tristan. Holy shit palace entry, I know,

772
00:47:08,360 --> 00:47:12,239
Speaker 1: and like these are our royals obviously, but like the

773
00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:15,480
Speaker 1: videos are weirdly, Like everybody the second they came out,

774
00:47:15,520 --> 00:47:17,680
Speaker 1: we're like, I mean, obviously this wouldn't be set up,

775
00:47:17,719 --> 00:47:19,880
Speaker 1: because why would it be. But it looks set up

776
00:47:19,960 --> 00:47:22,480
Speaker 1: like the girls like looking back at the camera and

777
00:47:22,760 --> 00:47:25,480
Speaker 1: like it just all looks very like it's like the

778
00:47:25,880 --> 00:47:29,239
Speaker 1: most salacious parts, like she grabs his crot she like

779
00:47:29,360 --> 00:47:31,600
Speaker 1: buries his head in the chest, they kiss, it's like

780
00:47:31,719 --> 00:47:34,640
Speaker 1: all this like damning. There's not even like any gray

781
00:47:34,719 --> 00:47:37,880
Speaker 1: area with you, right, Oh, this is pure yeah, And

782
00:47:38,080 --> 00:47:40,120
Speaker 1: why is there a camera there? And whose feeling? I

783
00:47:40,120 --> 00:47:42,839
Speaker 1: guess because it's a nightclub, you know, like I'd imagine, yeah,

784
00:47:42,920 --> 00:47:45,560
Speaker 1: you have tapes there, but who knows if they knew

785
00:47:45,640 --> 00:47:48,200
Speaker 1: that and could get that. But everything like it's like this,

786
00:47:48,440 --> 00:47:50,799
Speaker 1: this is the same ship as Comy. It's like, yeah,

787
00:47:50,840 --> 00:47:53,239
Speaker 1: you're gonna sell it. Chris Jenner is gonna like ruin

788
00:47:53,360 --> 00:47:58,239
Speaker 1: her fucking daughter's life. This is her first child, I assume, yes,

789
00:47:58,360 --> 00:48:02,560
Speaker 1: close first. Yeah, so during like life changing, super important

790
00:48:02,600 --> 00:48:06,320
Speaker 1: moment in your life, to have your mom be like,

791
00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:08,520
Speaker 1: oh my god, did you see what your boyfriend did?

792
00:48:08,920 --> 00:48:11,960
Speaker 1: Even even if it's not real, the fact that it

793
00:48:12,200 --> 00:48:15,560
Speaker 1: could happen, that your mom could do this, and that

794
00:48:15,719 --> 00:48:19,480
Speaker 1: everyone in America knows that your mom could release videos

795
00:48:19,719 --> 00:48:24,960
Speaker 1: of your partners cheating as a human is coming out

796
00:48:25,040 --> 00:48:29,920
Speaker 1: of your is so nut. But this is like a

797
00:48:30,080 --> 00:48:33,040
Speaker 1: horror movie. I know, it totally lines up with I mean,

798
00:48:35,320 --> 00:48:37,560
Speaker 1: this is the way she's built her media empire is

799
00:48:37,719 --> 00:48:41,879
Speaker 1: by exploiting tragedy and you know, drama in the lives

800
00:48:41,920 --> 00:48:44,759
Speaker 1: of her children and creating it. I mean, you know,

801
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:47,920
Speaker 1: she's the showrunner of the Lives of her family. So

802
00:48:48,239 --> 00:48:50,279
Speaker 1: and then the only other story on my end I

803
00:48:50,960 --> 00:48:53,480
Speaker 1: had star in Touch and US Weekly, the only other

804
00:48:53,600 --> 00:48:57,719
Speaker 1: story that was widely covered as Carrie Underwood came out.

805
00:48:57,840 --> 00:49:00,719
Speaker 1: So there's this weird thing on New Year's Her face

806
00:49:00,960 --> 00:49:03,880
Speaker 1: was badly injured. She had to get forty stitches in

807
00:49:03,960 --> 00:49:06,600
Speaker 1: her face. She wouldn't show her face to anybody, but

808
00:49:06,760 --> 00:49:09,000
Speaker 1: was just like really building up, like you guys are

809
00:49:09,040 --> 00:49:11,120
Speaker 1: gonna like freak out when you see me. I look

810
00:49:11,160 --> 00:49:14,600
Speaker 1: totally different. Just be ready, just be ready. And she

811
00:49:14,840 --> 00:49:17,759
Speaker 1: finally showed her face this week, and you guys, it

812
00:49:18,920 --> 00:49:22,080
Speaker 1: is weird because she doesn't look at all different and

813
00:49:22,120 --> 00:49:24,640
Speaker 1: there's no way she got forty stitches. So people are like, wait,

814
00:49:24,680 --> 00:49:26,520
Speaker 1: what the funk were you doing? Like, what are you

815
00:49:26,600 --> 00:49:30,359
Speaker 1: talking about? What is it that different? I'm really looking

816
00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:34,000
Speaker 1: at No, it's it's not different at all. It looks legitimately.

817
00:49:34,200 --> 00:49:37,160
Speaker 1: I just that there's just a like a line B.

818
00:49:37,640 --> 00:49:42,400
Speaker 1: Why did she get fell down or something? I'm not

819
00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:45,359
Speaker 1: sure it has to be that she was wasted, right,

820
00:49:45,440 --> 00:49:49,160
Speaker 1: I Mean, I don't know too many people who fall

821
00:49:49,400 --> 00:49:52,440
Speaker 1: and don't break their fall with their hands. When I

822
00:49:52,600 --> 00:49:54,520
Speaker 1: was black to the fun all. I know people who

823
00:49:54,520 --> 00:49:57,160
Speaker 1: have bucked fiftied themselves with like broken wine glasses, like

824
00:49:57,239 --> 00:50:03,480
Speaker 1: falling down on a wine glass buck. Yeah. Yeah, you

825
00:50:03,480 --> 00:50:07,640
Speaker 1: don't know anyway, not more you know. Uh So anyway, Yeah,

826
00:50:07,680 --> 00:50:11,280
Speaker 1: so what else we got on? In Okay? Kate Hudson

827
00:50:11,360 --> 00:50:15,440
Speaker 1: is having twin girls just like nothing great. It's an announcement. Basically,

828
00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:18,080
Speaker 1: they paid to announce that, much like how Pink paid

829
00:50:18,120 --> 00:50:21,239
Speaker 1: to announce it. This is how she's raising strong children. Well,

830
00:50:21,320 --> 00:50:23,560
Speaker 1: but they're paying her. I mean they're paying her, I

831
00:50:23,600 --> 00:50:26,439
Speaker 1: mean for access to the photographs her. But she needs

832
00:50:26,520 --> 00:50:28,840
Speaker 1: it because she's whatever. She must be selling an album

833
00:50:28,960 --> 00:50:31,320
Speaker 1: or a book or whatever. You know, that's the machine

834
00:50:31,400 --> 00:50:35,640
Speaker 1: feeds itself. Uh So the inquirer gets interesting. Uh. Oh

835
00:50:35,760 --> 00:50:38,920
Speaker 1: J's son watched dad murder Nicole. Uh and this is

836
00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:43,480
Speaker 1: based on throwback O. J's friend who is dying told

837
00:50:43,520 --> 00:50:47,680
Speaker 1: them that is it the guy from the interview or

838
00:50:47,719 --> 00:50:50,680
Speaker 1: from the documentary? You know that voice is amazing. I

839
00:50:50,840 --> 00:50:56,400
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, oh, Jay's dad, Gay's part of that movie.

840
00:50:57,440 --> 00:51:01,120
Speaker 1: Just threw that out there. That movie was so not

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Speaker 1: like what was sort of implied. That's what I got

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Speaker 1: out of it. That's interesting. Huh. Well, look that's not

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Speaker 1: as good as the then blading Meredith Vieira, who may

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Speaker 1: be responsible for Matt Lowerd's divorce, not the fact that

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Speaker 1: he could be a sex crime. Uh it was this

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Speaker 1: this is the darker corner of Donald Trump's imagination. Uh

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Speaker 1: So National Examiner again, the one tabloid that's just for

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Speaker 1: octogenarians and up. Uh, I mean, I don't understand any

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Speaker 1: Lisa Loring or Lauren Chapping, any of those names ring

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Speaker 1: a bell? Okay, well again that's why this are but

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Speaker 1: you smile, and then you have to like say like

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Speaker 1: You know that, because what is is she in Jag

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Speaker 1: has made some special appearances in Jack. Hell yeah, there's

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Speaker 1: crossover episodes and then last the Globe Humiliated Milania shocking

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Speaker 1: reason she'll never divorce Trump World Exclusive. The only thing

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Speaker 1: that is weird because so this is am I. This

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Speaker 1: is Trump's homie who like runs this and all stories

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Speaker 1: seeing specifically approved by, if not directly inspired by Trump's

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Speaker 1: like pull string talking points. So it's weird that they're

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Speaker 1: like talking about how she can never leave him. But

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Speaker 1: Trump does have a history of like basically leaking to

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Speaker 1: tabloids that he was cheating on someone, right, Yeah, that's

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Speaker 1: like his thing. He doesn't want to like leak that

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Speaker 1: he's a good husbander, like you know, na the like

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Speaker 1: all those rumors aren't true. He leaks that they are

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Speaker 1: true because he wants everybody to know how much sex

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Speaker 1: he's having right his kids. God, I wish his secret

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Speaker 1: was just that he was so impotent, you know what

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Speaker 1: I mean. That's why it's like, yeah, so I'm having

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Speaker 1: an affair or whatever, and like all these women were

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Speaker 1: actually paid to just admit that they had sex quote

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Speaker 1: unquote with Donald Trump or something. It'd be so funny.

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Speaker 1: One of them just said that, right, you could just

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Speaker 1: say that, right, Like I I'm calling on any porn

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Speaker 1: it because it's funny. It's not nothing's going to happen,

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Speaker 1: but just be like, yeah, he paid me to say

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892
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Speaker 1: like oh, he just made me like playing a pile

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Speaker 1: of wet leaves and he just watched and said, oh my,

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Speaker 1: this is nice. Yeah. Yeah, just make some ship up.

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Speaker 1: Just say it. It's just it'll be fun. At the

896
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Speaker 1: same time, the last time we really emasculated a sitting president,

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Speaker 1: we got the first Iraq War. Yeah, so don't call

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Speaker 1: him chicken, Yeah, chien. So she won't dump him? Right?

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Speaker 1: Is that the exclusive is that they had just spoke

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Speaker 1: to a relationship expert who's just wildly speculating. That's the

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Speaker 1: only exclusive thing about this, and the I guess the

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Speaker 1: conclusion that she drew was exclusive, but basically saying, well,

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Speaker 1: she knew what she was getting into. Uh, he's never

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Speaker 1: been faithful, so it's not that she was surprised, but

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Speaker 1: she's so devoted to Baron and keeping the family together

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Speaker 1: for his sake, she will endure the end basically, but

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Speaker 1: with a lot of extra words being like written around

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Speaker 1: it that essentially just say the same thing. You know,

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Speaker 1: he is who he is, He is who he is.

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Speaker 1: He is a penis with a wig on, essentially, Josh,

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Speaker 1: it has been wonderful having you as all. Thank you

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Speaker 1: Stone on this holiday. Uh. Where where can people find you?

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Speaker 1: You can find me on Twitter at shut up androwsky Um.

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Speaker 1: I have a show called Democracy Dies After Dark Thursday

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Speaker 1: Los Angeles, and I have a podcast called Left Coast

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Speaker 1: with Sar June. Yeah. Let we just put out a

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Speaker 1: Nice check that ship out. Miles. Where can people find you?

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Speaker 1: Find me on Twitter and Instagram at Miles of Great.

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Speaker 1: You can follow us on Twitter at Daily Zeygeist. We're

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Speaker 1: information that we talked about in today's episode. That is

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Speaker 1: going to do it for today, Miles? Yes, what are

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Speaker 1: songs I want to share, and you know, today I

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Speaker 1: I always just like to smoke too? And Spodi Odi

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Speaker 1: Dope Polishes by Outcast is by far one of the

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Speaker 1: Now I'm not saying smoking draft. Wait, I'm not advocating

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Speaker 1: I just have to shout this song out. It has

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Speaker 1: us out and you guys have an amazing weekend and

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Speaker 1: That's gonna do it for this week. We will be

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Speaker 1: back on Monday. Talk to you guys then bye. Don't

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