Speaker 1: Okay, audio rolling, audio rolling, You.
Speaker 2: Motherfuckers who mess up their job. Be like guys the
Speaker 2: cameras on this time.
Speaker 3: Guy's gonna start kicking the camera halfway through, gonna.
Speaker 2: Start fucking shaking the goddamn ground we sit on.
Speaker 1: I did. I kicked the camera last episode.
Speaker 2: Oh girl, we know she was shuffling and jigging around.
Speaker 1: I was also shoved into the corner.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just like, oh, you're wearing the shirt. That's awesome.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm wearing a shirt and you got me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, not only got with I drew.
Speaker 3: Reaction to it. I was like, why the fuck did
Speaker 3: he didn't he react properly Because she drew that before
Speaker 3: the party and did that.
Speaker 1: I thought it was like a Hollywood Gifts thing, and okay,
Speaker 1: now this means that's why.
Speaker 2: That's why I was like, oh, I'm getting into graphic design,
Speaker 2: like you bitches better like be sheltering yourself.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry and I really love it. And I'm also
Speaker 1: sorry about last episode with my huge dick hitting that.
Speaker 2: Now welcome to this episode of.
Speaker 3: His tiny penis was inside of him and his balls
Speaker 3: went up into his chest and it hurts.
Speaker 2: That's why he was moving.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my huge cock.
Speaker 2: Okay, you can't say that, like in the first like
Speaker 2: three minutes, okay, like me acting like we like we've
Speaker 2: had a video like in the Green for monetization for
Speaker 2: the past eight months, Like I don't even know.
Speaker 3: When they have come after us in a very real
Speaker 3: way on YouTube. They do not funk with us. But yeah,
Speaker 3: welcome back to emer Senior Com. We're back to the basics,
Speaker 3: just India and I and Kai.
Speaker 2: Today. I want to talk about.
Speaker 3: I got a bunch of notes, Okay, I just wanted
Speaker 3: to say that before I forgot Well, then you start, Okay,
Speaker 3: have such a dope soul that people crave your vibe?
Speaker 2: Where were we? Where? Where were we that someone said that?
Speaker 2: And you literally go, I need to.
Speaker 3: Write we were at Barbies And then said it and
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, I'm saying that on the podcast
Speaker 3: because that was one of the most important things ever
Speaker 3: said online in like in general, like it really shifted
Speaker 3: the way I think about everything forever.
Speaker 2: That is true. I do agree with that that's such.
Speaker 3: A dope soul, Like Okay, it's like it's giving, like
Speaker 3: there's layers to it. It's like, have such a dope soul,
Speaker 3: like dope heroin, like have such a dope soul craving heroine,
Speaker 3: Like there's levels to this ship.
Speaker 2: Minus be such an over stimulus.
Speaker 3: Evil, diabolical, mean, little, sick and twisted person.
Speaker 2: That's literally everybody who They're like, yes, yes, that's what
Speaker 2: I was saying.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, you guys, India is a sweetheart. It's
Speaker 3: all a character, but sometimes it's real, but like it's
Speaker 3: mostly a character.
Speaker 2: No, I am such an over stimulating soul that people
Speaker 2: fear my VI.
Speaker 3: I'm like, so, I was what did you say yesterday?
Speaker 3: You said something like people are like a oh, it
Speaker 3: was you talking about how you have negative rizz. You
Speaker 3: were like, I have negative fucking riz that like people, Well,
Speaker 3: Indya does have negative ris we'll maybe maybe we'll get
Speaker 3: into it. But you were saying something about people being
Speaker 3: like afraid of your energy. But I don't remember what it.
Speaker 2: Was, so I'm trying to remember. I think it was
Speaker 2: because I went to that party and I was like
Speaker 2: interacting with people, and when I was interacting, I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: I think I might scare people a little bit, but
Speaker 2: not because I'm like, again, I don't think I'm like,
Speaker 2: no one meets me and is like this fucking aggressive,
Speaker 2: crazy person. I just will like start talking and going
Speaker 2: in and I don't, like I have a hard time
Speaker 2: filtering my humor, like my sense of humor.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's the same across the board for everybody.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I give like the same to everybody. So for
Speaker 2: people who are maybe more introverted, I.
Speaker 3: Think shaking in like the craziest way.
Speaker 2: Well it's because my overstimulated shaking.
Speaker 3: It's also because like most people see like pretty girl
Speaker 3: and think, oh, like she's going to be quiet, which
Speaker 3: is the way it should be, Like girl shouldn't. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I will, And then they hear you speak and they're like, oh, whoa.
Speaker 2: I think that was it. And also like I just
Speaker 2: think I overtalk in every situation. I overtalk. I snitch
Speaker 2: on myself. I am just too truthful and.
Speaker 3: Just to me, and like when people see me, they
Speaker 3: just love me. They have like a natural charisma that
Speaker 3: people are just like attracted to and they just want
Speaker 3: to be close to me and be a part of
Speaker 3: my world and my universe. And I just don't let
Speaker 3: everybody in and that's okay.
Speaker 2: Like yeah, when people see you, they're like, thank god,
Speaker 2: I never got a nosehair trimmer because my body is
Speaker 2: doing what it's supposed to do with these nose hairs
Speaker 2: and it's blocking up the bacteria. Stench.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, yeah, yeah, that's kind of the No, that's
Speaker 3: not the vibe. I don't stink, So so you gotcha.
Speaker 2: Said you literally go, we'll take me in about I'm
Speaker 2: just gonna have to like deal with my stench.
Speaker 3: Or when we were going to their crew, I went
Speaker 3: to their house and I like, for some fucking reason,
Speaker 3: I was like odor a stinky boy, and I like showered.
Speaker 3: I couldn't. It was just it was just my body
Speaker 3: over producing like sweat or something. I don't know what
Speaker 3: the hell is going on, and I reaked and I
Speaker 3: went to their house and I was just like fuck it.
Speaker 3: Like their homies like they can smell me. I don't
Speaker 3: give a fuck.
Speaker 2: I didn't smell you all night though. So we also
Speaker 2: were eating big mac tacos, so I don't know if
Speaker 2: it was like deep to smell people.
Speaker 3: But back to people seeing me in public, Uh, they're
Speaker 3: afraid for different reasons because I give like the killer
Speaker 3: energy when you do. It's really I'm like a.
Speaker 2: Reason because you are silent when we're out, so like
Speaker 2: you're the silent killer.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but no, like, get a drink of me, and
Speaker 3: I'm like the life of the party.
Speaker 2: You have not had a drink for like two years, Like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true. No, guys, I don't think you'll really understand.
Speaker 3: I have been taking drinking not drinking very seriously since
Speaker 3: this video came out.
Speaker 1: I mean, we could drive him to the hospital.
Speaker 2: No, I'm not going to the hospital.
Speaker 1: We could just drive to the hospital. It wouldn't cost
Speaker 1: four thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: The thing is, Mason last night was literally throwing up
Speaker 2: like four times in a row. We did take him
Speaker 2: to the hospital. So I'm like, why do we have
Speaker 2: to take Drew to the hospital? Look at him.
Speaker 1: He's way worse than what Mason. This is like project X.
Speaker 2: Yeah I know what if it's like at this Oh
Speaker 2: yeah yeah, yeah it's really That was really traumatic for
Speaker 2: me and like I turned green, Like you can't continue
Speaker 2: after that? Yeah, I think there is a certain point.
Speaker 2: I mean, like I feel like also with age, everyone
Speaker 2: in our group is just like dude, I had two
Speaker 2: drinks and then I felt like shit, but yeah, do
Speaker 2: you want to get into our beige flags because we
Speaker 2: kind of went. We almost went over our red flags
Speaker 2: last episode, but like we didn't really have any prepared, so,
Speaker 2: like I couldn't take off the top of my head
Speaker 2: when you asked me for beige flags the things I
Speaker 2: was thinking of. I was like, oh no, this is
Speaker 2: fully a red flag. It's like not.
Speaker 3: A I know. I just run them down anyways, because
Speaker 3: I was like, what the fuck does even beige flag mean?
Speaker 3: It's like, I know, it's like a mix between red
Speaker 3: and green, which you get beige when you mix those
Speaker 3: two colors together. I bet you didn't know that color theory. Hello.
Speaker 3: I studied it in college. I went to RISD and Brown.
Speaker 3: It was a really tough schedule when I was in Yeah,
Speaker 3: alrs idea. It's like this really like it's like this
Speaker 3: art program at Brown University. It's really hard. Actually, it's
Speaker 3: really difficult actually because like.
Speaker 2: You get to the damn point like fuck, I.
Speaker 3: Don't even know what the fuck. I was just a hello,
Speaker 3: like I'm alive and I'm.
Speaker 2: Not kidding, Like I looked at my phone to look
Speaker 2: at my list, and then I heard you were still
Speaker 2: talking about like color theory, and I couldn't believe it.
Speaker 3: Okay, So my beiges flags are. This is so stupid.
Speaker 3: I don't want to do this. I decided after I
Speaker 3: told you write yours down because I want to do them.
Speaker 3: Because it's all things everybody already knows about me, except
Speaker 3: for this one. I sleep with my phone at full
Speaker 3: volume because in the middle of the night, if I
Speaker 3: get a call, it means someone is dying and I
Speaker 3: need to answer it. Oh so all night long, my
Speaker 3: notifications are going off. Because I'm very popular.
Speaker 2: I will say, you do get you use that damn phone,
Speaker 2: like you do use that phone? People communicate with No,
Speaker 2: you communicate with people, Drew is like an eighteen group chats,
Speaker 2: like talking to people, like keeping up with people. I'm
Speaker 2: not kidding like it would be popular. It is a
Speaker 2: shocker when I have a notification when I wake up,
Speaker 2: and I'm not even saying that because I'm like, I'm
Speaker 2: so alone whatever. It's genuinely just like, I actually don't
Speaker 2: like texting people and talking to people over the phone,
Speaker 2: and it bothers me and I put every buddy on
Speaker 2: like mute who texts me? What the fuck is that
Speaker 2: I don't like using my pone.
Speaker 3: It's a really big point between INDI and I because
Speaker 3: like I'll like text her when she's away and then
Speaker 3: it will literally be like thirty six texts before she
Speaker 3: gets back to me, and it's really sad. Actually, sometimes
Speaker 3: I'm like, damn, Like it's just.
Speaker 2: Like I like, if I'm opening my phone, there's like
Speaker 2: so many other things to stimulate myself with. I don't
Speaker 2: want to talk like this is my enrichment time. This
Speaker 2: is like my no like no real people on this thing.
Speaker 3: It was so late. We came back from something and
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, like thank god, I get to
Speaker 3: come home and be on my fucking phone and be
Speaker 3: on my like tell me tell him.
Speaker 2: Literally, we went to like this spot where you can't
Speaker 2: use your phone and we were there for four hours
Speaker 2: and then when we got home it was literally so fun.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we went to this restaurant where they locked your
Speaker 3: phone up like because we like literally can't talk about
Speaker 3: it. It was really crazy. We saw a bunch of famous
Speaker 3: people twerking. It was really demonic and turning off. Okay
Speaker 3: to your base flag I did when you do one.
Speaker 2: Mine is this is so annoying, but I un ironically
Speaker 2: need my coffee. And that's a big flag because for
Speaker 2: like some people who cares. But then when you get
Speaker 2: to traveling with me and saying with me for long
Speaker 2: periods of time, now I'm better at it. Like now
Speaker 2: I've moved my life around where like I travel with
Speaker 2: like a little coffee maker thing if I not just
Speaker 2: someone psychotic and not normal. But I took care of it,
Speaker 2: so it's not a flag anymore.
Speaker 3: But it used to be like like if we were
Speaker 3: traveling and you would have to take us to a
Speaker 3: coffee shop before we started our day at all, and
Speaker 3: we would spend an hour and a half finding coffee
Speaker 3: for ya And wait, that's a documentary finding coffee. Wait? No,
Speaker 3: what is it? Finding something? I don't know?
Speaker 2: But finding Alaska?
Speaker 3: Maybe that's what I'm thinking of.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the John Green coffee. Yeah, like finding coffee would
Speaker 2: not be good. Okay, well, oh it's looking for Alaska.
Speaker 3: And I'm gonna kill myself.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'll be waiting. Wow he ate with this cover?
Speaker 3: No, he literally did.
Speaker 1: But someone gets a blowjob in that in that book?
Speaker 2: Is that real?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I don't remember that.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure it's real because I remember reading it
Speaker 1: in like seventh grade and I was like, because I
Speaker 1: was assigned it and all of a sudden, somebody's like
Speaker 1: getting their dick sucked, and I was.
Speaker 3: Like, I came here a commie, I opened Red Bulls
Speaker 3: and used him as air fresheners. That was another one.
Speaker 3: It's just all ship that I already said before. I say,
Speaker 3: that's a beige flag because I like to have my
Speaker 3: space smelling good. But that's weird behavior.
Speaker 2: What was repeat again?
Speaker 3: Red bull air freshener.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that is really fucking weird, and.
Speaker 3: That's probably just a red flag.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's fully a red flag. You're like trying to
Speaker 2: fucking start mold growth in your partner's car or something like.
Speaker 2: That's a red flag.
Speaker 3: That's not what I'm trying to do.
Speaker 2: Cool. Well, my my other one is that I'm a germophobe,
Speaker 2: which also like does it seem like it would be
Speaker 2: a problem, But I do find it a problem in
Speaker 2: my relationships because it always gets to the point where
Speaker 2: I don't like mourning breath and I don't want to
Speaker 2: kiss somebody before they brush their teeth, Like I just
Speaker 2: find it really disgusting and I'm like, why would I
Speaker 2: do that? And that's always a big thing. It's like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, like I don't say anything about your
Speaker 2: morning breath, and I'm like, okay, bitch, like you can
Speaker 2: if you want, Like it's fucking gross, Like I don't
Speaker 2: want to fucking kiss you if you don't brush your teeth.
Speaker 2: It's nasty, Like you slep with your mouth open all night.
Speaker 2: I have a cat you had feces air in your
Speaker 2: fucking mouth. Like, don't know, I'm not doing that.
Speaker 3: But you have feces air in your mouth.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I'm not going over to kiss whoever. I'm
Speaker 2: like fucking on, like I don't do that. I'm like,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna brush my teeth and then and then I'll
Speaker 2: do that. But yeah, it's it's things like that. It
Speaker 2: does annoy any partner I ever have, like my little
Speaker 2: my little things that I'm like, I'm like pretty, I'm like, no,
Speaker 2: you're dirty to me, Like I find you very dirty.
Speaker 2: You need to shower, which is really annoying. I'm sure
Speaker 2: it's so annoying to her hear from a partner, like
Speaker 2: being told as like a grown ass adult, like are
Speaker 2: you gonna shower?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Like that is really annoying.
Speaker 3: It is pretty probably.
Speaker 2: Which like that's why it's a big flag that turned
Speaker 2: into a red flag because you just don't think anything
Speaker 2: of it at first because you're like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: this girl is so awesome, and then you're like, oh
Speaker 2: my god, this girl is actually fucking insane, and it's
Speaker 2: keeping track of when I clean myself.
Speaker 3: Yeah, right, a right.
Speaker 2: Why is scarlet fever still a thing?
Speaker 3: What is that?
Speaker 2: Is that scarlet fever the like rash like the.
Speaker 3: Girl wore on her chest. No, she was a scarlag,
Speaker 3: total fucking slag.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, swag. No, Okay, I don't know what
Speaker 2: scarlet fever is by definition, but it literally sounds like
Speaker 2: something that only is supposed to happen in Sofia Copola.
Speaker 3: Movie, just like toxic blood syndrome, like septic blood.
Speaker 2: It's a really small power of people, get it. Scarlet
Speaker 2: fever is the most common in children five to fifteen
Speaker 2: years old of bacteria ildness that develops in some people
Speaker 2: who have struck throat, red rash on face, neck, trunk.
Speaker 2: The fuck is a trunk, arms and legs, So you
Speaker 2: just like get covered in a rash and it's usually
Speaker 2: from having a sore throat. You end up getting scarlet fever.
Speaker 2: But they need to change the name of that because
Speaker 2: literally why do we still have something that's scarlet fever.
Speaker 3: Scarlet fever is so coquette.
Speaker 2: Like cockette. That's not how you pronounce.
Speaker 3: It's cockuette, like the fashion Catholicism cockuette cock c O
Speaker 3: c k E T T E No. No, yeah, okay,
Speaker 3: then spell it.
Speaker 2: You're just protecting the kind of things you enjoy onto,
Speaker 2: like a word.
Speaker 3: That I enjoy cock hello, look at me?
Speaker 2: Hello.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Also, we need to put Shane Dawson in court.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah. He ruined an entire generation with those goddamn
Speaker 3: conspiracy videos. He was the genesis of people thinking, uh,
Speaker 3: believing in conspiracy theories were okay, it's baul.
Speaker 2: Shane Dawson really freaks me out. I got so high
Speaker 2: and we were watching his video, like his conspiracy video,
Speaker 2: and I don't know, like something about him, like he
Speaker 2: doesn't he is my conspiracy. My conspiracy theory is that
Speaker 2: he is not real. That's my conspiracy, that he's not
Speaker 2: a real person. And like, also, why is he in
Speaker 2: that same ass shirt? Like I need to know about
Speaker 2: the shirt. My conspiracy theory is like.
Speaker 3: That he the shirt like and then ripped it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, Like, no, that's my thing. Is like,
Speaker 2: did he repurchase that shirt or did he save that
Speaker 2: shirt from those videos?
Speaker 3: He's like, me saved it, and he was like, this
Speaker 3: is memorabilia, Like I was creating the best come.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, he probably felt like a god when
Speaker 2: he took it out of the vault. He was like
Speaker 2: taking it out of like a like a stinky, moth
Speaker 2: smelling bin of clothing and is like, I wish he
Speaker 2: filmed that because you know he would have edited it crazy.
Speaker 3: Probably the craziest thing about Shane Dawson is like when
Speaker 3: he was releasing those like long form video series in
Speaker 3: the beginning, like it was a it was an a
Speaker 3: bent like it was like, oh my god, we're about
Speaker 3: to sit down and watch this for an hour and
Speaker 3: they we're gonna get another one and the next day
Speaker 3: and like blah blah blah blah blah. It was huge,
Speaker 3: like you would sit down with your homies and watch it.
Speaker 3: And now looking back on all those videos, we were
Speaker 3: so excited to watch, like they're like, it's really really interesting,
Speaker 3: just like.
Speaker 2: I think we were watching it and still kind of
Speaker 2: poking fun at it, like him going into that damn
Speaker 2: chuck e cheese for that fucking pizza will never not
Speaker 2: be the funniest thing on the planet. But it was
Speaker 2: like a moment, and it was so crazy, Like how
Speaker 2: big of a moment it was, because when you look
Speaker 2: at the views on those videos there, they were like
Speaker 2: mister B's sides, Yeah, they're massive. But now it's just
Speaker 2: like okay, like I guess. Also, after everything happened, it
Speaker 2: was just.
Speaker 3: Like, oh right, right, and now.
Speaker 2: We have mister Beast, which is mister Beast in his
Speaker 2: flop era, like kind of.
Speaker 3: He's a little bit he's only getting like a hundred
Speaker 3: million views instead of three hundred million.
Speaker 2: Which is literally so opathetic.
Speaker 3: YouTube in general is in their flop era right now.
Speaker 3: It's really crazy and we're the only thing keeping YouTube alive.
Speaker 2: Wait, mister Beast did ages one to one hundred fight
Speaker 2: for five hundred thousand dollars, so we literally have to
Speaker 2: watch this nine days ago five million, so yeah, yeah, abuse,
Speaker 2: Oh my fucking god, I cannot believe that.
Speaker 3: It's really crazy. That's like the most watched thing ever period, Like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like what wait, what is Let's see what is
Speaker 2: most popular video is? Also I hate that.
Speaker 3: Oh oh my god.
Speaker 2: The squid game video has half a billion phase.
Speaker 3: That's good game. I was just about to say that, help.
Speaker 2: Where are you help? I'm in the squid game. I
Speaker 2: think I'm in the squid game.
Speaker 3: I'm trapped in the squid game.
Speaker 2: Dude. That is literally so fucking just I had mentioned
Speaker 2: squid game to be the ore. He was like, what
Speaker 2: if I came home? Like, do you know how crazy
Speaker 2: it would be if I came home went like to
Speaker 2: y'all's house one day, him saying home if I came
Speaker 2: home and like, I look at your nightstand and I
Speaker 2: just saw the card.
Speaker 3: Wow, And I was.
Speaker 2: Like, Okay, I like to leave for like three weeks
Speaker 2: at a.
Speaker 3: Time to go performing squid Game.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would win.
Speaker 3: You're you're really bad with money. You have to like
Speaker 3: get your debt back.
Speaker 2: Okay. Wow, now you're just like being like calling me out.
Speaker 2: Well I think I would win squid Game.
Speaker 3: No, you wouldn't, Yes.
Speaker 2: I would. I would. Aslana has said, my way up
Speaker 2: to the top. Wait, I guess wait, there was a
Speaker 2: character who tried to do that and I literally didn't
Speaker 2: work out. Everybody was like, you know, you're a slut.
Speaker 2: Do you remember that She's trying to like fuck on
Speaker 2: like the spoiler. I know the show just came out.
Speaker 3: That's in general, man, you know what I mean, Like
Speaker 3: it's freaking crazy. Well, I have a note about Koala's
Speaker 3: and I'm about to go on like a very very
Speaker 3: long and real tangent about koalas, Like I don't know
Speaker 3: if y'all know anything about them, but they are fucking monsters.
Speaker 3: They're evil, disgusting, like nasty, fucking vile creature.
Speaker 2: Like you're like, they're gally like a bear.
Speaker 3: Like they're really cute when you look at them, but
Speaker 3: the second they open their mouths, like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: they're scary as fuck. Just like, look up a picture
Speaker 3: of a kuala like a look scary.
Speaker 2: Ever seen a koala with its mouth open?
Speaker 3: Yeah? For good reason because the photographers are like, oh,
Speaker 3: we can't post this is ruining the illusion. Yeah, really
Speaker 3: bizarre and horrifying.
Speaker 1: Scary.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's it. That's the one that I saw and
Speaker 3: I was like, oh wow, like, oh but he he
Speaker 3: might be like melted by fires though that first one. No,
Speaker 3: he's just wet, Okay, just making sure.
Speaker 2: Making sure we're not about to sure a picture of
Speaker 2: like a burnt animal.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but.
Speaker 2: Uh, the ill the mouth open is crazy. That's what
Speaker 2: people say about me though.
Speaker 3: Yeah for real. But when I but in a good way,
Speaker 3: I'm like, damn, when she opens her mouth, it's crazy
Speaker 3: discuss nasty a f Okay. So first, they are smooth brained,
Speaker 3: which like brains are like intelligent creatures and mammals and
Speaker 3: animals in general. Like, their brains are creased and wavy
Speaker 3: to create like more surface area for like I think
Speaker 3: it's neurons to form or some shit like that, just
Speaker 3: like more surface area to make your brain like better. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and that's red flag number one, red flag number two.
Speaker 2: Wait, red flags That they have smooth brains, yes, because
Speaker 2: I have a brain that's like overtime smoothing out.
Speaker 3: No, No, you're good. But they're so fucking stupid and
Speaker 3: smooth brain that if you put them in a room
Speaker 3: full of the only which is another thing I'll touch
Speaker 3: on the only thing they can eat, which is fucking eucalyptus,
Speaker 3: which is so fucking stupid and toxic and dumb, Like
Speaker 3: why the fuck they But if you put them in
Speaker 3: a room, I'm like actually getting angry. They're so stupid.
Speaker 3: But if you put them in a room full of
Speaker 3: eucalyptus picked off the branch, just like viable food for them,
Speaker 3: they will not eat it because they're smooth, dumb fucking
Speaker 3: brains will not recognize that that's edible to them, and
Speaker 3: they will starve to death in a room full of food. Two,
Speaker 3: the only thing they can.
Speaker 2: Eat in a room full of meat loaf.
Speaker 3: Yeah, really, you die.
Speaker 2: I would just let myself die out and meat loaf.
Speaker 3: But the next thing is their teeth, Like you know,
Speaker 3: like rodent, like eucalyptus is like very toxic, Like they're
Speaker 3: not supposed to be eating it, so they have like
Speaker 3: ironclad stomachs that like barely fucking digest it. And when
Speaker 3: they're fucking babies, this is the craziest thing you'll ever hear.
Speaker 3: When they're babies.
Speaker 2: The babies, you know all this shit, Why do you
Speaker 2: know all this ship learn things you use your iPhone for.
Speaker 2: It's like insane, I learned.
Speaker 3: But babies they get milk, but the milk is only
Speaker 3: from eucalyptus juice basically, like so it's really not very
Speaker 3: nutritious at all. But when they're weaning off of milk
Speaker 3: to eucalyptus, because it's the only fucking thing they can
Speaker 3: eat the moms or since the babies can't digest it
Speaker 3: because it's really fibrous and toxic, the only way they
Speaker 3: can get nutrition is from literally sucking diarrhea juice out
Speaker 3: of their mother's ass, and it's enough nutrition for them
Speaker 3: just to get by. Not joking, it's the craziest fucking
Speaker 3: thing ever. And yeah, I could go, I could go
Speaker 3: way longer, but I've already talked about it for like
Speaker 3: four minutes and I'm done. But like, they're awful, awful
Speaker 3: creatures and they all have syphilis.
Speaker 2: No, Like, how did you, like, was there like a
Speaker 2: TikTok series of someone talking about them or did you okay?
Speaker 2: Because I was like, did you like seek this information
Speaker 2: out after the fact? Yeah, so instead of learning the
Speaker 2: one fact, you're like, I need.
Speaker 3: More, I need to know everything.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I think they're like kind of gross. But
Speaker 2: also every singer on the planet who's gone to Australia
Speaker 2: takes a picture with a koala, so.
Speaker 3: Like, yeah, and they all get syphilis.
Speaker 2: I need to start my singing career so that like,
Speaker 2: for some reason, they're just a picture of me with
Speaker 2: a koala, Like, is there actually a picture of every
Speaker 2: famous person with Koala because that's like what.
Speaker 3: I think i'd imagine.
Speaker 2: So if you got to imagine when you get off
Speaker 2: like the airplane, they're just there and they're like, all right,
Speaker 2: time for your fucking picture, bitch, Like every ready.
Speaker 3: You get syphilis immediately from them.
Speaker 2: Well, I've decided that the most annoying part about living
Speaker 2: isn't dying. Like dying isn't the annoying part. It's that
Speaker 2: when I die, I don't get to keep up with
Speaker 2: like gossip, like things will keep going, jokes will keep
Speaker 2: going without me, and like yeah and evolving. And also
Speaker 2: it's it genuinely is annoying me because I was just
Speaker 2: thinking about my funeral the other night and I was like, damn,
Speaker 2: it is actually annoying. I won't be there, like it
Speaker 2: is the one party about me. I won't be at Yeah,
Speaker 2: because let's get real, Like, funerals are fucking parties.
Speaker 3: That's what I their celebrations of life.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're literally partying.
Speaker 3: We went or sorry, what the fuck we need to
Speaker 3: when I die? World tour in my body across stuff
Speaker 3: me full of fucking sand and wood chips and travel
Speaker 3: me around the world. I always said that that's like
Speaker 3: my one dying wish is I need a world tour of.
Speaker 2: The thing is like, you know, like I'm just gonna
Speaker 2: be honest with you, that's not gonna happen because that's
Speaker 2: it's going to take a lot of money and work, and.
Speaker 3: I don't want to use my bank account. True, yeah,
Speaker 3: that's what. I don't want my money going to anybody
Speaker 3: but my world tour funeral fund.
Speaker 2: Well, what if you have kids?
Speaker 3: I want to be like Princess whatever or not Princess
Speaker 3: what's her fucking name, the Queen of England, like.
Speaker 2: And everybody, well, no one's going to be on the streets.
Speaker 3: Will be losing their mind, don't.
Speaker 2: I don't know that necessarily in trophes of people, will
Speaker 2: people be like running out into the street, like falling
Speaker 2: to their knees, being like true fellas.
Speaker 3: Clip this, clip this, then I die. Watch the masses
Speaker 3: will do Drew Deism girly as well, because the truth
Speaker 3: has spread in like a very real and diabolical way,
Speaker 3: Like it's it's really like actually kind of getting dangerous
Speaker 3: and out of hand at this point.
Speaker 2: You know what else is annoying? I know when I die,
Speaker 2: some fucking cunt bitch is gonna be like good, I
Speaker 2: fucking hate Oh that's so annoying. And you know what's
Speaker 2: annoying is like I would do I would probably make
Speaker 2: the same fucking joke, so like I can't even be mad,
Speaker 2: Like I literally can't be mad.
Speaker 3: But it's not a joke for them, it's a real thing.
Speaker 3: They're like there's real hatred there because they're fucking losers,
Speaker 3: no literally losers, no life, no bitches, no money, no swag.
Speaker 3: The swag that they got is all on their bed
Speaker 3: in a pile of dirty fucking clothes because they're depressed.
Speaker 2: Oh no, but it is like coming from a real
Speaker 2: place because like our iPhones have just turned people into imagery.
Speaker 2: So then it's like easy for them to be like
Speaker 2: this girl like good, she's dead. But yeah, I just
Speaker 2: know that when I die, like it's not gonna be
Speaker 2: like there will not be a parade inside my city,
Speaker 2: Like it's not gonna be vibe Like when I die,
Speaker 2: it's not going to be like as dramatic as I
Speaker 2: want it to be, and the ripples aren't going to
Speaker 2: go that far. It's just gonna be like, damn.
Speaker 3: Life truly is suffering. Oh my god, wait, did you
Speaker 3: just life is suffering? Wow?
Speaker 2: Well, I mean like that's like a really harsh take
Speaker 2: on it though, So I like, because I know I
Speaker 2: haven't heard anyone say that, so I'm just.
Speaker 1: Like yeah, hell yeah right heah, the Buddha said that,
Speaker 1: right right.
Speaker 4: Oh.
Speaker 2: Also, if anybody wants to donate me some of their discharge,
Speaker 2: because I just got a really nice dab brick, So
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna start doing like discharge dabs. But mine
Speaker 2: aren't like viscus enough right now. I think I gotta
Speaker 2: funk with my pH a little bit and then my
Speaker 2: discharge up there.
Speaker 3: Don't eat, just let it like.
Speaker 2: Kind of do you think a hot cheetah over time
Speaker 2: would just disintegrate in a hole that like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a citic in there. It's not it's not
Speaker 3: alcohol at all, you like.
Speaker 2: Imagine pulling it out. It's just kind of like a
Speaker 2: string like left. I don't wanted to.
Speaker 3: Kai walked into the house today and was like, Oh,
Speaker 3: it fucking stinks like weed in here. Like we just
Speaker 3: about to say it's because of all the discharge stabs
Speaker 3: and this has been doing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I like can't stop. But then sometimes when.
Speaker 3: It's like not weed it's literally just just discharge.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like weird. It's weird that it gives off
Speaker 2: the same scent as weed, which like I would have
Speaker 2: ever expected. But I'm no chemist, so I can't really
Speaker 2: explain it. It just to smell.
Speaker 3: Like we never ever talked about the girl who got
Speaker 3: into a car crash listening to emergency in her car. Yeah,
Speaker 3: this girl was listening to Emergency Intercome and we probably
Speaker 3: streamed in the fucking mic or some shit, and she
Speaker 3: swerved and got into a big ass car crash. She's
Speaker 3: alive and fine, she's a couple bruises, but cars.
Speaker 2: Oh wait, no, oh wait, wait wait, I thought you
Speaker 2: were talking about the girl who adere ran into her car,
Speaker 2: because this isn't the first time somebody got into a
Speaker 2: car accident.
Speaker 3: There really is like a forming like every six months
Speaker 3: someone gets in a car crash listening to us, So
Speaker 3: they just.
Speaker 2: Don't listen to us in the car, I think, honestly,
Speaker 2: Also when people like, here's my new thing, So I
Speaker 2: know a lot of people over time they just like
Speaker 2: start to get bored of podcasts and they maybe just
Speaker 2: start to get bored of us. And I understand it,
Speaker 2: and I don't take an offense, but think about me
Speaker 2: and stop being fucking selfish. You're being a fucking prick.
Speaker 3: Just put it on in the background.
Speaker 2: Yeah, put me on double speed and go to sing
Speaker 2: with your iPhone charging next to your head and let
Speaker 2: it like do the thing that pregnant ladies do with
Speaker 2: their babies where they just like play Mozart around the baby.
Speaker 2: Do that with emergency Intercom.
Speaker 3: But to yourself, Yeah, don't even listen.
Speaker 2: You don't have to think about me and like what
Speaker 2: I have going on in my life.
Speaker 3: Everything I fucking given to you. It's crazy and you're
Speaker 3: trying to do to me now. And then on top
Speaker 3: of that, a girl made Emergency in or Come themed
Speaker 3: nails nails so fucking swag.
Speaker 2: I need to get my nails done so bad. They're discussing.
Speaker 3: I have like screenshots of them somewhere of the nails
Speaker 3: or the car of the car and the nails. So
Speaker 3: I have like her profile that we can look up.
Speaker 3: I bet if you look up emergency or can't.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's songs now bound from my car and why
Speaker 2: and it was emergency Intercolm and she said rear ended
Speaker 2: someone while putting volume on blast. Oh, it was a
Speaker 2: cute car too. She got a gorgeous little bruise on
Speaker 2: her eye.
Speaker 3: Found like, I'm assuming she hit.
Speaker 2: The steering wheel, which really sucks. But it's like gorgeous hues.
Speaker 3: Gorgeous hues, gorgeous, gorgeous, pretty fucking color. Okay, I have
Speaker 3: this game that I want to play. It's reading Grinder messages,
Speaker 3: and I'm the blue line and you're the yellow line.
Speaker 2: One to top is your profile image your mugshop?
Speaker 3: Yes it is. I was acquitted aquitted of resist, delay, obstruct.
Speaker 2: It's a matter of public record out of court to
Speaker 2: see why use that as your profile image?
Speaker 3: Good lighting and clear skin.
Speaker 2: That's the fucking killer because all of those answers were
Speaker 2: like chat gbt ye, alright, next one, Hey, good Friday morning.
Speaker 2: I'm the killer in this line.
Speaker 3: Jesus, that's a lot. Question Tops don't use exclamation points.
Speaker 3: Probably not even you're probably not even the top. Don't
Speaker 3: use exclamation point again. Bottoms only want brooding guys, not
Speaker 3: happy or excited. Learn how this works.
Speaker 2: Uh, did you smoke med in my bathroom? Question mark?
Speaker 3: No, I don't smoke meth. I smoked crack in your bathroom.
Speaker 2: That's not better.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and then I saved a picture. You know,
Speaker 3: the whole trend right now where it's like you leaked
Speaker 3: blah blah blah, like and it's like the math tests
Speaker 3: or something, and then I leaked. It's like a slide show.
Speaker 3: First slides you leaked, second slide is the math test,
Speaker 3: Third slide is I leaked? Four slide is like how
Speaker 3: to make cocaine? Or like how they stole a bunch.
Speaker 2: Of your timeline is fucking insane, Like, I don't know
Speaker 2: what you're talking about.
Speaker 3: Well, I have an ingredients and recipe for how to
Speaker 3: make cocaine?
Speaker 2: Can you make that? I guess like someone's got to
Speaker 2: be making it.
Speaker 3: It doesn't just exactly. I mean, I mean, honestly, like
Speaker 3: gasoline and cocoa.
Speaker 1: That's weird that you have to use gas gasoline concentrated through.
Speaker 3: Gas or some calcium oxide, baking soda, hydrochloric acid. And
Speaker 3: I'm not going to say anything else.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm like, don't give off, Like this video is
Speaker 2: fucking disgusting. Also, the Marina song playing.
Speaker 3: Day that's actually brilliant where it's actually so sweet.
Speaker 2: On the screen, but the Marina song playing in the
Speaker 2: background is literally so fucking funny.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's iconic af as fuck. I think we should
Speaker 3: talk about you having negative RIZ.
Speaker 2: Well, okay, I don't actually have negative RIZ. And also
Speaker 2: like we.
Speaker 3: Don't have to get into specifics. We really don't have
Speaker 3: to get into specifics. But actually there's not much to say.
Speaker 3: It's just negative RIZ and I have a lot of RIZ.
Speaker 2: Okay, Our RIZ is probably the exact fucking same, except
Speaker 2: I talk and you don't.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just don't need to use my RIZ.
Speaker 2: I talk too much and you like barely talk.
Speaker 3: I remember when people, like when the Young Gins were
Speaker 3: talking about RIZ for the first time, I was like,
Speaker 3: what the fuck is Riz? Like it took me so
Speaker 3: long to fully understand what RIZ was, and I was like,
Speaker 3: this is not something that's gonna fucking catch on. I
Speaker 3: was like, Riz jizz, it's too like too close. It's not,
Speaker 3: but it's like fully a thing. And it reminds me
Speaker 3: of when I was first learning what a hashtag was
Speaker 3: when I was like seven, and like my sister and
Speaker 3: Madeline were explaining to me what a hashtag was for
Speaker 3: like literally hours, and I really like genuinely could not
Speaker 3: comprehend this, uh like could not comprehend what it was
Speaker 3: at all. And the only reason I learned what it
Speaker 3: was was like years later when my brain was like
Speaker 3: a little more developed, like I figured like finally put
Speaker 3: the pieces together. But like same thing when I was
Speaker 3: first learning about RIZ, I was like, what the fuck
Speaker 3: is this? And I don't understand like negative RIZ bro
Speaker 3: has no RIZ like that gives no context because you
Speaker 3: just kind of have to like figure it out over time.
Speaker 2: I just understood those kind of things immediately because I'm
Speaker 2: really good at understanding and listening, and like, get.
Speaker 3: In the kitchen to make me a sandwich.
Speaker 2: We are in the fucking kitchenen. Oh, that actually brings
Speaker 2: me to my next topic. So, as women, we need
Speaker 2: to stop learning because all the blood is rushing to
Speaker 2: our brains and leaving our ovaries, and we have to
Speaker 2: remember that at the end of it, you need to
Speaker 2: have a baby. So stop learning, stop ingesting knowledge because
Speaker 2: you're using all that blood for your brain, but you
Speaker 2: might pass away and die because none of the blood
Speaker 2: is pumping to your ovaries.
Speaker 3: Same for men kind of because you get boners all
Speaker 3: the blood people with yeah, people with too big of wieners,
Speaker 3: like too long of boners. Sometimes pass out because the
Speaker 3: blood that need is to give you an erection is
Speaker 3: so much that they literally think and they can't get erections.
Speaker 2: I un ironically think that like big Wiener culture is
Speaker 2: so fucking disgusting, and I genuinely find like big Wieners disgusting,
Speaker 2: Like you are a fucking grotesque animal. You need to
Speaker 2: be put down. You are a danger to society. No,
Speaker 2: that's uncomfortable and unnecessary. I genuinely feel bad for your
Speaker 2: sex partners, Like no unnecessary, cut it, cut it, which
Speaker 2: is actually fucked up. As I'm saying that, I'm realizing
Speaker 2: that those people do exist and they are probably watching this,
Speaker 2: but like that's just how I feel. Like it's nasty.
Speaker 2: Like we watch that cut the they were like talking
Speaker 2: about how big like everyone's Wiener was. It was like,
Speaker 2: guess the size of like everybody's like Wiener, and that
Speaker 2: dude had like a humongous fucking dong and it was disgusting.
Speaker 3: Like did you say they should be like put to death?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm watching you like take my joke and like
Speaker 4: destroy it.
Speaker 2: You know what annoying guy is? This is my joke.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I guess I should be put to death.
Speaker 3: I just fucking did they put to death?
Speaker 2: I said cut.
Speaker 3: It like you did say put to death before I did. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and then you said cut it because I was waiting
Speaker 3: for you to say it again because I was like, Oh,
Speaker 3: it's gonna be even better if I don't have to
Speaker 3: ask it. But yeah, yeah, that's the vibe. I have
Speaker 3: a giant fucking wing.
Speaker 2: I think I have to go to Abbey Road soon.
Speaker 2: Oh really, Yeah, I got I got.
Speaker 3: A yellow I know.
Speaker 2: Or yeah, I'm going to the Abbey Road to get
Speaker 2: on the yellow submarine.
Speaker 3: Oh wow. Enya was listening to the beat or Enya
Speaker 3: was listening to Paul George yesterday and fucking what.
Speaker 2: Not that motherfucker's name George Harrison. He just said two
Speaker 2: first names.
Speaker 3: That's a basketball player, Paul George. And he was listening
Speaker 3: to the name of their kid, Paul George as person.
Speaker 3: Because you were a kid.
Speaker 2: Paul after the year nineteen ninety.
Speaker 3: Five, for all, if your name is Paul listening, it's
Speaker 3: not like I guarantee if you were born with the
Speaker 3: name Paul, you do not go by Paul until you're
Speaker 3: forty eight years old. What what is what is Paul
Speaker 3: short for?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 3: What do you, I mean, what do you say philanthropy.
Speaker 1: Planthropy, philanthropy, Paul, I don't know what the fuck was
Speaker 1: I saying?
Speaker 3: Oh, and you was listening to George Harris and why
Speaker 3: am I saying this? And half the time I speak,
Speaker 3: I'm literally just like what the fuck am I saying?
Speaker 3: Like I'm literally trying to fill the void, like there's
Speaker 3: nothing for me to say anything.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I always just say too much, and then when
Speaker 2: the answers don't come directly back, I'm like shocked, and
Speaker 2: then I'm remembering that I said eighteen things to one
Speaker 2: person and their brain probably works the way a normal
Speaker 2: brain works, where you can't start three separate conversations with
Speaker 2: a single person and have them answer everyone. Do you
Speaker 2: know what I'm talking about. That's also why I don't
Speaker 2: like texting, is because like I talk too much for texting.
Speaker 2: So I'm one of those people who sends like eighteen texts,
Speaker 2: all being different thoughts, and then I'm embarrassed and offended
Speaker 2: when the person doesn't reply to every single thought and
Speaker 2: I'm like, wow, I guess the things I say nothing
Speaker 2: about you.
Speaker 3: I do that where I text like a wall of text,
Speaker 3: which is such a bad habit because everything I say
Speaker 3: in those eighteen texts could just be condensed down into
Speaker 3: one text. But I like, I am so excited to
Speaker 3: get these thoughts across that like send them separately, and
Speaker 3: I'm guaranteed that's a relatable experience for someone out there.
Speaker 3: But it's a really bad habit. I've been sending audio
Speaker 3: messages on Instagram and via text. It's so easy to
Speaker 3: send audio message.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but then like, do you ever feel like you
Speaker 2: just send too long of one? Because I end an
Speaker 2: audio message and I'm looking down and it's forty five
Speaker 2: seconds and I said what I needed to say in
Speaker 2: the first five seconds, but then just kept holding my
Speaker 2: finger down because I like hearing my own voice. Yep,
Speaker 2: so and then I just talked. And what's fucked up
Speaker 2: is I won't even listen back to an audio message
Speaker 2: before I send it because I'm like, oh, that's too
Speaker 2: much to listen to, and that's me sending it, so
Speaker 2: I know when people receive it, they're like, bitch, fuck you,
Speaker 2: I don't want to hear your audio message. Also, someone
Speaker 2: was fighting on the street outside of our window last
Speaker 2: night or outside of my window, and I literally freaked out.
Speaker 3: Because we Finally, I tell this story all the fucking
Speaker 3: time about the home invasion, and like, I don't know
Speaker 3: if we ever really told this story about like the
Speaker 3: kids screw on the street and then those SUS people,
Speaker 3: but like we retold all those stories recently, and of
Speaker 3: course that happened the night that we.
Speaker 2: Said it, we're talking about it.
Speaker 3: I don't I don't know.
Speaker 2: If I hear no evil speak, no evils, you will
Speaker 2: see no evil.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I don't think people really understand how fucking traumatized
Speaker 3: I was from all of those events. Like I literally
Speaker 3: could not sleep alone in the house or in my
Speaker 3: bedroom period, Like if Enya was home, I would have
Speaker 3: to go sleep in her bed, and it was like
Speaker 3: that for literally months, Like it was so scary and
Speaker 3: any sound.
Speaker 2: It was so nice though, because I got to know
Speaker 2: your body in a way that I maybe wouldn't have ever. Yeah,
Speaker 2: So in a way, I'm thankful for the intruder for
Speaker 2: letting me touch you.
Speaker 3: The body exploring part was a pro us.
Speaker 1: What that's gross me when.
Speaker 2: I'm talking because y'all have never spent the whole night
Speaker 2: together because you get used and abused and tossed out
Speaker 2: the front door. But I get the whole night. I
Speaker 2: get twelve hours. He lets me chill like for like
Speaker 2: thirty minutes to clean. He's like, hey, pick up all
Speaker 2: your shit, and like you don't even let him shower,
Speaker 2: do you. Yeah, He's like, go home and shower, and Max.
Speaker 1: Has like three minutes. Whoever long a scissors song is
Speaker 1: how long I get after and then he kicks me out.
Speaker 3: As a time man.
Speaker 2: He plays the weekend and then you have to get
Speaker 2: out before it's over or the attack.
Speaker 3: The weekend is a scary, scary vibe, a really really
Speaker 3: scary man.
Speaker 2: I thought you met the song. I was like, I
Speaker 2: guess it is scary being like a side.
Speaker 3: Oh. I literally just put those two pieces together. The weekend. Wait,
Speaker 3: why is he talking about the weekend in that.
Speaker 2: No, she doesn't mean the artist. She means like the literal,
Speaker 2: like the end of the week, like the weekend, Like
Speaker 2: you get nine to five, I get like the weekend
Speaker 2: like two days.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the weekend is a really awful vibe and I
Speaker 3: don't really want to go into it any more than
Speaker 3: I have to. But really, just like I saw some
Speaker 3: shit today that actually scarred me for life and made
Speaker 3: me very uncomfortable.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think a.
Speaker 3: Lot of America can say that, yes, it's been it
Speaker 3: was a very rancid.
Speaker 2: Wait, but why do you get nine to five and
Speaker 2: I get the weekend?
Speaker 3: You get nine to five on the weekend.
Speaker 2: No, it's on the weekend.
Speaker 3: M Like, hello, we the try Guy drama.
Speaker 2: Oh, OK, I know this thing happened. So this thing
Speaker 2: happened recent. No, it happened like two days ago, didn't it.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, it happened two days ago.
Speaker 2: No, enough time has passed that we can like, yeah,
Speaker 2: we don't like talking about pop culture things because I
Speaker 2: just don't like doing that. It's like, I don't know
Speaker 2: that I care to like given my public opinion, but
Speaker 2: enough time has passed that this is literally hilarious.
Speaker 3: To me, Like yeah, like have you The world's reaction
Speaker 3: to a man cheating was the craziest overreaction I've ever
Speaker 3: seen one. Like, and I don't give a fuck if
Speaker 3: this is an unpopular opinion because I literally don't care,
Speaker 3: because aren't they still together? Like we should have listened
Speaker 3: to the person that was cheated on if she's okay,
Speaker 3: Like I don't.
Speaker 2: I actually don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't know how it ended. But them firing him
Speaker 3: because of that was actually no, wait, I'm thinking about
Speaker 3: it a little bit.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, he's literally well because it's because he like.
Speaker 3: Employee that that makes sense. I don't know. I just
Speaker 3: thought like the whole thing was hilarious.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. He literally hasn't posted since then. Imagine
Speaker 2: your last post being admitting that you cheated. Bitch.
Speaker 3: Never have to.
Speaker 2: Literally like hold me upside down above fucking piranhas to
Speaker 2: get me to say that ship, and I'd still be like,
Speaker 2: dunk me, I don't go fuck like, don't eat my hair,
Speaker 2: dunk challenge.
Speaker 3: It's good games challenge, but yeah, that ship, dude.
Speaker 2: The Internet is literally just so funny, Like it's just funny,
Speaker 2: like the hysteria, like the hysteria over a man cheating
Speaker 2: on his wife, which is literally something that happens all
Speaker 2: the time. Especially like the biggest thing. I've said this before, like, yeah,
Speaker 2: your parents probably have cheated on each other. But I've
Speaker 2: said this before. The biggest thing is when somebody is
Speaker 2: too keen on being like, I, oh, I love my partner,
Speaker 2: like I love my fucking wife. I love my wife.
Speaker 2: I love my wife. You're cheating. You're literally cheating, because
Speaker 2: what the fuck are you saying that all the time,
Speaker 2: Like you don't have to prove it to me, like
Speaker 2: go like get her flowers or something and shut the
Speaker 2: fuck up.
Speaker 3: Like because if he wanted to, he would, If he
Speaker 3: wanted to, he would genuinely.
Speaker 2: Do not settle, if he wanted to, he would.
Speaker 3: No, but like genuinely, if he wanted to, he would,
Speaker 3: And that, like shit resonates with me heavily.
Speaker 2: If he wanted to you yeah, okay.
Speaker 3: If she wanted to, he would.
Speaker 2: You're still not You're still not like getting there all
Speaker 2: the way.
Speaker 3: It's like if you wanted to, you she would.
Speaker 2: I mean, if you wanted to, you would. Because also
Speaker 2: like you're supposed to do stuff for are supposed to reship. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I should just be tweeted like a queen with.
Speaker 3: That, trying tweeted like a little queen. I'm literally a queen.
Speaker 2: Came out by accent. But I knew you would make
Speaker 2: fun of me, so I like trying.
Speaker 3: To keep it. You said, tweeted, Oh my god, tweeted
Speaker 3: like a queen. I thought you were joking. You should
Speaker 3: have just let me rock with it, because I would have.
Speaker 2: I just like I'm not a liar, like you, so
Speaker 2: I don't just like Fike.
Speaker 3: Lying is literally a blessed.
Speaker 2: The state sales aren't real. Also, a state sales are
Speaker 2: actually really fucked up. Like okay, two things. One, they're
Speaker 2: not real because I only see them on TikTok. I
Speaker 2: think a state sales are a figment of imagination that
Speaker 2: was created for TikTok, And exactly, you're weird. Why the
Speaker 2: fuck are you stalking dead people's houses. Two, imagine an
Speaker 2: estate so happening at your fucking house and some random
Speaker 2: twenty year old going into your house and buying something
Speaker 2: for a quarter of your perceived value of it and
Speaker 2: being like, oh my god, I just got a steal
Speaker 2: and it's because this bitch is dead. Like, that's fucked up.
Speaker 2: Don't let anybody have my shit when I die. Put
Speaker 2: that shit in a storage unit and like pay it
Speaker 2: off until I have no more fucking money. And then
Speaker 2: in like eight million years, when the fucking defenders of
Speaker 2: like the fucking Apple pro goggles like go and find
Speaker 2: that shit because they have to just start burning everything
Speaker 2: in real life VR world, then you can have my shit.
Speaker 3: Oh VR world.
Speaker 2: Yeah, when everybody is like the defenders of like the world,
Speaker 2: that's still here, and they're like, no, we need to
Speaker 2: preserve this, but they're trying to burn everything. Let them
Speaker 2: burn my shit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it is a kind of a parasitic vibe.
Speaker 3: But like also like sometimes people just don't want to
Speaker 3: look at their dead partners or families like artifacts.
Speaker 2: I mean, I also I say all that, but I
Speaker 2: will be finding in a state sound.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know all of those videos. That one thing,
Speaker 3: the one only thing they taught me about was that
Speaker 3: I need to go like I want to go. Also,
Speaker 3: I need a Frank Lloyd write home like so fucking bad.
Speaker 3: I just gave them. I gave them the sauce grey Cloud.
Speaker 2: Right, that's a song.
Speaker 3: Now his only five minutes pass since I looked at
Speaker 3: that thing, it feels like it's been like ten years.
Speaker 3: This is crazy, fucking Boots.
Speaker 2: But well, we're doing a forty five minute episode. We're
Speaker 2: back to it, especially because y'all got a two hour
Speaker 2: episode last week.
Speaker 3: And didn't give a fuck about it. I didn't even
Speaker 3: see one fucking comments.
Speaker 2: I think next episode, I'll be high as fuck.
Speaker 3: So yeah, we want to do a high episode. I'm
Speaker 3: considering this getting high with you guys. But I really
Speaker 3: think it would be scary for y'all, Like it would
Speaker 3: y'all would see a side of me that I don't
Speaker 3: know y'all are prepared to see because like of what
Speaker 3: weed does to me, it's not chill, really, not chill.
Speaker 2: Really you're saying, Oh, that's not chill. You falling out?
Speaker 3: That would have been chill. I don't know why that
Speaker 3: is so funny.
Speaker 2: I know, I like, I feel bad bringing up because
Speaker 2: I do think you hate it, but it's.
Speaker 3: Literally I don't hate it. I hate what you think.
Speaker 3: The reason why it's because like.
Speaker 2: That's just the way me and Josiah perceive it. That's
Speaker 2: what makes it so funny because like we know you
Speaker 2: well enough that we were never seen you react like that.
Speaker 2: It's like the s clip from Field Trip. If you
Speaker 2: know Field Trip, you're let oh if you know you know, yeah,
Speaker 2: you know you know. But from Field Trip it's like
Speaker 2: a series me Drew and Josie did. And in the
Speaker 2: farm episode, Drew was like doing pickup footage for like
Speaker 2: just like the.
Speaker 3: Self to cash, so they are stealing that ad sence.
Speaker 2: Sorry, oh yeah, I mean well it's like probably twenty
Speaker 2: dollars a month.
Speaker 3: Girl, those videos have views shut.
Speaker 2: The fuck up. But no, I think we own that
Speaker 2: account anyway. Actually no, we should like run after them
Speaker 2: for that money. Oh what was I saying? Anyway, Drew
Speaker 2: goes to film.
Speaker 5: Himself, opens the door a fall out and then like
Speaker 5: it's like, whoa, that would not have been chill, and
Speaker 5: then re enacted it was like whoa trying to Like, dude,
Speaker 5: it was the weirdest thing I've ever seen you do,
Speaker 5: and it's really so funny.
Speaker 2: And then when I was really high though, then I
Speaker 2: thought of it.
Speaker 3: I think it just doesn't translate on camera that like
Speaker 3: when I watch it, it just isn't as funny as you
Speaker 3: and Josiah think it is. But it's because you all
Speaker 3: got to experience because.
Speaker 2: We saw it firsthand. It's literally like it felt like
Speaker 2: because you were corning and were like, oh, how do
Speaker 2: I make this like.
Speaker 5: A bit, but like you can't make it a bit,
Speaker 5: like almost fell the fuck out of that trailer, and
Speaker 5: then the guy who ran the farm Kate like a
Speaker 5: second later in the midst of you like recollecting your
Speaker 5: thoughts and you got so scared of like him knocking
Speaker 5: at the door.
Speaker 2: Also, what's so funny is then knowing that I left
Speaker 2: to go stay in that hotel room and you and
Speaker 2: Josiah seriously were freaking the fuck out about staying on
Speaker 2: the property.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was scary as fuck in the middle of nowhere.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it couldn't be me. I would not have been scared,
Speaker 2: but you know me.
Speaker 3: Josiah ended up sleeping there. Did we go to a
Speaker 3: hotel as well? We came to the hotel, I think so. Yeah,
Speaker 3: we ended up going to the hotel because you were terrified. Yeah,
Speaker 3: little shit, bro. It was fucking horseshit. They were so
Speaker 3: pissed about that. They were like, bro, like, just stay
Speaker 3: on the farm, tell you us fucking money.
Speaker 2: Whoa, that would not have been chill.
Speaker 3: But that's the sea of it all. Save those notes
Speaker 3: for next year.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know. Let's get into the media.
Speaker 3: I watched the New Spider Man movie, and dare I say, no,
Speaker 3: not even dare I say it is a masterpiece. And
Speaker 3: I know I say that about every single movie I
Speaker 3: see and I talk about on here that.
Speaker 2: Sponsor post on your pages, because like, you're being so
Speaker 2: real when you say that, No, it's and they should
Speaker 2: just get the bang for their buck. I guess you
Speaker 2: do it. For free though, so they don't have to
Speaker 2: pay you. No one has to pay your to say
Speaker 2: that the movie was the best movie ever, because he
Speaker 2: simply will just say exactly.
Speaker 3: It was literally so fucking good. It was so fun
Speaker 3: and exciting and fresh and new, and it was just
Speaker 3: a whole It was just a whole vibe that I craved.
Speaker 2: I craved.
Speaker 3: But yeah, that fucking movie. Go go watch it like yesterday.
Speaker 3: Go watch it like yesterday. And then for some music
Speaker 3: one B six three four three six nine six nine
Speaker 3: C three one b d f b two one b
Speaker 3: four nine nine two two two seven, and it goes
Speaker 3: on a little bit longer. I told, oh, you're being real.
Speaker 3: That's the only song y'all get and listen to it
Speaker 3: in a very dark, senseless room and like just kind
Speaker 3: of vibe out. It's a really good vibe.
Speaker 2: Well mine is by Arc Cut and Safety Trance Cockiness
Speaker 2: by Rihanna, still one of the best songs ever made.
Speaker 3: But my cock cronette, oh uh wait, cockcut, suck my
Speaker 3: cock cat look my persuasion.
Speaker 2: I'm making love by Treaty, which I think I said
Speaker 2: last week. And then still all things must passed by
Speaker 2: George Harrison I've just been listening to that album every
Speaker 2: time I get in the car. Guys, I have good news.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna smoke Cigaretts anymore.
Speaker 3: That was a lie on the fourteenth of this month,
Speaker 3: and stopping vaping for good. It's for my mom's birthday.
Speaker 3: I love you, mother, and I want to be alive
Speaker 3: and not have lung cancer, so I'm doing this for you. Also,
Speaker 3: we have merg coming out soon.
Speaker 2: Yes, oh my god, that's really soon. It's like in
Speaker 2: less than a month.
Speaker 3: We didn't figure that sh out.
Speaker 2: All right, Well, thank you guys so much for watching.
Speaker 2: I hope you have a blessed day.
Speaker 3: Lest it be thy name, thy Kingdom come, they will
Speaker 3: be done as earth as it is on heaven. Mm
Speaker 3: hmm