WEBVTT - Have such a dope soul that people crave your vibes

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, audio rolling, audio rolling, You.

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<v Speaker 2>Motherfuckers who mess up their job. Be like guys the

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<v Speaker 2>cameras on this time.

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<v Speaker 3>Guy's gonna start kicking the camera halfway through, gonna.

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<v Speaker 2>Start fucking shaking the goddamn ground we sit on.

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<v Speaker 1>I did. I kicked the camera last episode.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh girl, we know she was shuffling and jigging around.

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<v Speaker 1>I was also shoved into the corner.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's just like, oh, you're wearing the shirt. That's awesome.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm wearing a shirt and you got me.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, not only got with I drew.

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<v Speaker 3>Reaction to it. I was like, why the fuck did

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<v Speaker 3>he didn't he react properly Because she drew that before

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<v Speaker 3>the party and did that.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought it was like a Hollywood Gifts thing, and okay,

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<v Speaker 1>now this means that's why.

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<v Speaker 2>That's why I was like, oh, I'm getting into graphic design,

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<v Speaker 2>like you bitches better like be sheltering yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry and I really love it. And I'm also

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<v Speaker 1>sorry about last episode with my huge dick hitting that.

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<v Speaker 2>Now welcome to this episode of.

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<v Speaker 3>His tiny penis was inside of him and his balls

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<v Speaker 3>went up into his chest and it hurts.

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<v Speaker 2>That's why he was moving.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, my huge cock.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, you can't say that, like in the first like

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<v Speaker 2>three minutes, okay, like me acting like we like we've

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<v Speaker 2>had a video like in the Green for monetization for

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<v Speaker 2>the past eight months, Like I don't even know.

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<v Speaker 3>When they have come after us in a very real

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<v Speaker 3>way on YouTube. They do not funk with us. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>welcome back to emer Senior Com. We're back to the basics,

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<v Speaker 3>just India and I and Kai.

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<v Speaker 2>Today. I want to talk about.

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<v Speaker 3>I got a bunch of notes, Okay, I just wanted

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<v Speaker 3>to say that before I forgot Well, then you start, Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>have such a dope soul that people crave your vibe?

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<v Speaker 2>Where were we? Where? Where were we that someone said that?

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<v Speaker 2>And you literally go, I need to.

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<v Speaker 3>Write we were at Barbies And then said it and

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, oh, I'm saying that on the podcast

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<v Speaker 3>because that was one of the most important things ever

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<v Speaker 3>said online in like in general, like it really shifted

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<v Speaker 3>the way I think about everything forever.

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<v Speaker 2>That is true. I do agree with that that's such.

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<v Speaker 3>A dope soul, Like Okay, it's like it's giving, like

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<v Speaker 3>there's layers to it. It's like, have such a dope soul,

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<v Speaker 3>like dope heroin, like have such a dope soul craving heroine,

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<v Speaker 3>Like there's levels to this ship.

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<v Speaker 2>Minus be such an over stimulus.

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<v Speaker 3>Evil, diabolical, mean, little, sick and twisted person.

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<v Speaker 2>That's literally everybody who They're like, yes, yes, that's what

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<v Speaker 2>I was saying.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, you guys, India is a sweetheart. It's

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<v Speaker 3>all a character, but sometimes it's real, but like it's

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<v Speaker 3>mostly a character.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I am such an over stimulating soul that people

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<v Speaker 2>fear my VI.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, so, I was what did you say yesterday?

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<v Speaker 3>You said something like people are like a oh, it

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<v Speaker 3>was you talking about how you have negative rizz. You

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<v Speaker 3>were like, I have negative fucking riz that like people, Well,

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<v Speaker 3>Indya does have negative ris we'll maybe maybe we'll get

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<v Speaker 3>into it. But you were saying something about people being

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<v Speaker 3>like afraid of your energy. But I don't remember what it.

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<v Speaker 2>Was, so I'm trying to remember. I think it was

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<v Speaker 2>because I went to that party and I was like

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<v Speaker 2>interacting with people, and when I was interacting, I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I think I might scare people a little bit, but

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<v Speaker 2>not because I'm like, again, I don't think I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>no one meets me and is like this fucking aggressive,

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<v Speaker 2>crazy person. I just will like start talking and going

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<v Speaker 2>in and I don't, like I have a hard time

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<v Speaker 2>filtering my humor, like my sense of humor.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's the same across the board for everybody.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I give like the same to everybody. So for

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<v Speaker 2>people who are maybe more introverted, I.

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<v Speaker 3>Think shaking in like the craziest way.

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<v Speaker 2>Well it's because my overstimulated shaking.

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<v Speaker 3>It's also because like most people see like pretty girl

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<v Speaker 3>and think, oh, like she's going to be quiet, which

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<v Speaker 3>is the way it should be, Like girl shouldn't. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I will, And then they hear you speak and they're like, oh, whoa.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that was it. And also like I just

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<v Speaker 2>think I overtalk in every situation. I overtalk. I snitch

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<v Speaker 2>on myself. I am just too truthful and.

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<v Speaker 3>Just to me, and like when people see me, they

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<v Speaker 3>just love me. They have like a natural charisma that

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<v Speaker 3>people are just like attracted to and they just want

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<v Speaker 3>to be close to me and be a part of

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<v Speaker 3>my world and my universe. And I just don't let

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<v Speaker 3>everybody in and that's okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Like yeah, when people see you, they're like, thank god,

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<v Speaker 2>I never got a nosehair trimmer because my body is

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<v Speaker 2>doing what it's supposed to do with these nose hairs

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<v Speaker 2>and it's blocking up the bacteria. Stench.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh okay, yeah, yeah, that's kind of the No, that's

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<v Speaker 3>not the vibe. I don't stink, So so you gotcha.

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<v Speaker 2>Said you literally go, we'll take me in about I'm

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<v Speaker 2>just gonna have to like deal with my stench.

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<v Speaker 3>Or when we were going to their crew, I went

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<v Speaker 3>to their house and I like, for some fucking reason,

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<v Speaker 3>I was like odor a stinky boy, and I like showered.

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<v Speaker 3>I couldn't. It was just it was just my body

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<v Speaker 3>over producing like sweat or something. I don't know what

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<v Speaker 3>the hell is going on, and I reaked and I

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<v Speaker 3>went to their house and I was just like fuck it.

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<v Speaker 3>Like their homies like they can smell me. I don't

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<v Speaker 3>give a fuck.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't smell you all night though. So we also

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<v Speaker 2>were eating big mac tacos, so I don't know if

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<v Speaker 2>it was like deep to smell people.

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<v Speaker 3>But back to people seeing me in public, Uh, they're

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<v Speaker 3>afraid for different reasons because I give like the killer

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<v Speaker 3>energy when you do. It's really I'm like a.

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<v Speaker 2>Reason because you are silent when we're out, so like

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<v Speaker 2>you're the silent killer.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but no, like, get a drink of me, and

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like the life of the party.

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<v Speaker 2>You have not had a drink for like two years, Like.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's true. No, guys, I don't think you'll really understand.

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<v Speaker 3>I have been taking drinking not drinking very seriously since

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<v Speaker 3>this video came out.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, we could drive him to the hospital.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I'm not going to the hospital.

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<v Speaker 1>We could just drive to the hospital. It wouldn't cost

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<v Speaker 1>four thousand dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>The thing is, Mason last night was literally throwing up

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<v Speaker 2>like four times in a row. We did take him

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<v Speaker 2>to the hospital. So I'm like, why do we have

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<v Speaker 2>to take Drew to the hospital? Look at him.

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<v Speaker 1>He's way worse than what Mason. This is like project X.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah I know what if it's like at this Oh

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<v Speaker 2>yeah yeah, yeah it's really That was really traumatic for

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<v Speaker 2>me and like I turned green, Like you can't continue

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<v Speaker 2>after that? Yeah, I think there is a certain point.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, like I feel like also with age, everyone

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<v Speaker 2>in our group is just like dude, I had two

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<v Speaker 2>drinks and then I felt like shit, but yeah, do

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<v Speaker 2>you want to get into our beige flags because we

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<v Speaker 2>kind of went. We almost went over our red flags

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<v Speaker 2>last episode, but like we didn't really have any prepared, so,

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<v Speaker 2>like I couldn't take off the top of my head

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<v Speaker 2>when you asked me for beige flags the things I

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<v Speaker 2>was thinking of. I was like, oh no, this is

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<v Speaker 2>fully a red flag. It's like not.

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<v Speaker 3>A I know. I just run them down anyways, because

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, what the fuck does even beige flag mean?

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<v Speaker 3>It's like, I know, it's like a mix between red

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<v Speaker 3>and green, which you get beige when you mix those

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<v Speaker 3>two colors together. I bet you didn't know that color theory. Hello.

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<v Speaker 3>I studied it in college. I went to RISD and Brown.

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<v Speaker 3>It was a really tough schedule when I was in Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>alrs idea. It's like this really like it's like this

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<v Speaker 3>art program at Brown University. It's really hard. Actually, it's

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<v Speaker 3>really difficult actually because like.

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<v Speaker 2>You get to the damn point like fuck, I.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't even know what the fuck. I was just a hello,

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<v Speaker 3>like I'm alive and I'm.

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<v Speaker 2>Not kidding, Like I looked at my phone to look

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<v Speaker 2>at my list, and then I heard you were still

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<v Speaker 2>talking about like color theory, and I couldn't believe it.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, So my beiges flags are. This is so stupid.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't want to do this. I decided after I

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<v Speaker 3>told you write yours down because I want to do them.

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<v Speaker 3>Because it's all things everybody already knows about me, except

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<v Speaker 3>for this one. I sleep with my phone at full

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<v Speaker 3>volume because in the middle of the night, if I

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<v Speaker 3>get a call, it means someone is dying and I

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<v Speaker 3>need to answer it. Oh so all night long, my

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<v Speaker 3>notifications are going off. Because I'm very popular.

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<v Speaker 2>I will say, you do get you use that damn phone,

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<v Speaker 2>like you do use that phone? People communicate with No,

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<v Speaker 2>you communicate with people, Drew is like an eighteen group chats,

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<v Speaker 2>like talking to people, like keeping up with people. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not kidding like it would be popular. It is a

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<v Speaker 2>shocker when I have a notification when I wake up,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm not even saying that because I'm like, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>so alone whatever. It's genuinely just like, I actually don't

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<v Speaker 2>like texting people and talking to people over the phone,

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<v Speaker 2>and it bothers me and I put every buddy on

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<v Speaker 2>like mute who texts me? What the fuck is that

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<v Speaker 2>I don't like using my pone.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a really big point between INDI and I because

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<v Speaker 3>like I'll like text her when she's away and then

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<v Speaker 3>it will literally be like thirty six texts before she

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<v Speaker 3>gets back to me, and it's really sad. Actually, sometimes

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, damn, Like it's just.

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<v Speaker 2>Like I like, if I'm opening my phone, there's like

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<v Speaker 2>so many other things to stimulate myself with. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>want to talk like this is my enrichment time. This

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<v Speaker 2>is like my no like no real people on this thing.

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<v Speaker 3>It was so late. We came back from something and

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, oh, like thank god, I get to

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<v Speaker 3>come home and be on my fucking phone and be

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<v Speaker 3>on my like tell me tell him.

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<v Speaker 2>Literally, we went to like this spot where you can't

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<v Speaker 2>use your phone and we were there for four hours

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<v Speaker 2>and then when we got home it was literally so fun.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we went to this restaurant where they locked your

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<v Speaker 3>phone up like because we like literally can't talk about

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<v Speaker 3>it. It was really crazy. We saw a bunch of famous

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<v Speaker 3>people twerking. It was really demonic and turning off. Okay

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<v Speaker 3>to your base flag I did when you do one.

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<v Speaker 2>Mine is this is so annoying, but I un ironically

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<v Speaker 2>need my coffee. And that's a big flag because for

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<v Speaker 2>like some people who cares. But then when you get

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<v Speaker 2>to traveling with me and saying with me for long

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<v Speaker 2>periods of time, now I'm better at it. Like now

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<v Speaker 2>I've moved my life around where like I travel with

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<v Speaker 2>like a little coffee maker thing if I not just

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<v Speaker 2>someone psychotic and not normal. But I took care of it,

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<v Speaker 2>so it's not a flag anymore.

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<v Speaker 3>But it used to be like like if we were

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<v Speaker 3>traveling and you would have to take us to a

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<v Speaker 3>coffee shop before we started our day at all, and

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<v Speaker 3>we would spend an hour and a half finding coffee

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<v Speaker 3>for ya And wait, that's a documentary finding coffee. Wait? No,

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<v Speaker 3>what is it? Finding something? I don't know?

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<v Speaker 2>But finding Alaska?

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe that's what I'm thinking of.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the John Green coffee. Yeah, like finding coffee would

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<v Speaker 2>not be good. Okay, well, oh it's looking for Alaska.

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<v Speaker 3>And I'm gonna kill myself.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I'll be waiting. Wow he ate with this cover?

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<v Speaker 3>No, he literally did.

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<v Speaker 1>But someone gets a blowjob in that in that book?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that real?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't remember that.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm pretty sure it's real because I remember reading it

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<v Speaker 1>in like seventh grade and I was like, because I

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<v Speaker 1>was assigned it and all of a sudden, somebody's like

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<v Speaker 1>getting their dick sucked, and I was.

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<v Speaker 3>Like, I came here a commie, I opened Red Bulls

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<v Speaker 3>and used him as air fresheners. That was another one.

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<v Speaker 3>It's just all ship that I already said before. I say,

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<v Speaker 3>that's a beige flag because I like to have my

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<v Speaker 3>space smelling good. But that's weird behavior.

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<v Speaker 2>What was repeat again?

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<v Speaker 3>Red bull air freshener.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that is really fucking weird, and.

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<v Speaker 3>That's probably just a red flag.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's fully a red flag. You're like trying to

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<v Speaker 2>fucking start mold growth in your partner's car or something like.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a red flag.

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<v Speaker 3>That's not what I'm trying to do.

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<v Speaker 2>Cool. Well, my my other one is that I'm a germophobe,

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<v Speaker 2>which also like does it seem like it would be

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<v Speaker 2>a problem, But I do find it a problem in

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<v Speaker 2>my relationships because it always gets to the point where

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<v Speaker 2>I don't like mourning breath and I don't want to

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<v Speaker 2>kiss somebody before they brush their teeth, Like I just

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<v Speaker 2>find it really disgusting and I'm like, why would I

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<v Speaker 2>do that? And that's always a big thing. It's like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh my god, like I don't say anything about your

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<v Speaker 2>morning breath, and I'm like, okay, bitch, like you can

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<v Speaker 2>if you want, Like it's fucking gross, Like I don't

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<v Speaker 2>want to fucking kiss you if you don't brush your teeth.

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<v Speaker 2>It's nasty, Like you slep with your mouth open all night.

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<v Speaker 2>I have a cat you had feces air in your

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<v Speaker 2>fucking mouth. Like, don't know, I'm not doing that.

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<v Speaker 3>But you have feces air in your mouth.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but I'm not going over to kiss whoever. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>like fucking on, like I don't do that. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna brush my teeth and then and then I'll

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<v Speaker 2>do that. But yeah, it's it's things like that. It

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<v Speaker 2>does annoy any partner I ever have, like my little

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<v Speaker 2>my little things that I'm like, I'm like pretty, I'm like, no,

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<v Speaker 2>you're dirty to me, Like I find you very dirty.

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<v Speaker 2>You need to shower, which is really annoying. I'm sure

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<v Speaker 2>it's so annoying to her hear from a partner, like

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<v Speaker 2>being told as like a grown ass adult, like are

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<v Speaker 2>you gonna shower?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Like that is really annoying.

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<v Speaker 3>It is pretty probably.

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<v Speaker 2>Which like that's why it's a big flag that turned

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<v Speaker 2>into a red flag because you just don't think anything

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<v Speaker 2>of it at first because you're like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 2>this girl is so awesome, and then you're like, oh

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<v Speaker 2>my god, this girl is actually fucking insane, and it's

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<v Speaker 2>keeping track of when I clean myself.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, right, a right.

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<v Speaker 2>Why is scarlet fever still a thing?

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<v Speaker 3>What is that?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that scarlet fever the like rash like the.

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<v Speaker 3>Girl wore on her chest. No, she was a scarlag,

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<v Speaker 3>total fucking slag.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, swag. No, Okay, I don't know what

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<v Speaker 2>scarlet fever is by definition, but it literally sounds like

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<v Speaker 2>something that only is supposed to happen in Sofia Copola.

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<v Speaker 3>Movie, just like toxic blood syndrome, like septic blood.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a really small power of people, get it. Scarlet

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<v Speaker 2>fever is the most common in children five to fifteen

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<v Speaker 2>years old of bacteria ildness that develops in some people

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<v Speaker 2>who have struck throat, red rash on face, neck, trunk.

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<v Speaker 2>The fuck is a trunk, arms and legs, So you

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<v Speaker 2>just like get covered in a rash and it's usually

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<v Speaker 2>from having a sore throat. You end up getting scarlet fever.

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<v Speaker 2>But they need to change the name of that because

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<v Speaker 2>literally why do we still have something that's scarlet fever.

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<v Speaker 3>Scarlet fever is so coquette.

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<v Speaker 2>Like cockette. That's not how you pronounce.

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<v Speaker 3>It's cockuette, like the fashion Catholicism cockuette cock c O

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<v Speaker 3>c k E T T E No. No, yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 3>then spell it.

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<v Speaker 2>You're just protecting the kind of things you enjoy onto,

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<v Speaker 2>like a word.

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<v Speaker 3>That I enjoy cock hello, look at me?

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<v Speaker 2>Hello.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Also, we need to put Shane Dawson in court.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah. He ruined an entire generation with those goddamn

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<v Speaker 3>conspiracy videos. He was the genesis of people thinking, uh,

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<v Speaker 3>believing in conspiracy theories were okay, it's baul.

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<v Speaker 2>Shane Dawson really freaks me out. I got so high

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<v Speaker 2>and we were watching his video, like his conspiracy video,

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<v Speaker 2>and I don't know, like something about him, like he

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't he is my conspiracy. My conspiracy theory is that

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<v Speaker 2>he is not real. That's my conspiracy, that he's not

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<v Speaker 2>a real person. And like, also, why is he in

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<v Speaker 2>that same ass shirt? Like I need to know about

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<v Speaker 2>the shirt. My conspiracy theory is like.

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<v Speaker 3>That he the shirt like and then ripped it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I know, Like, no, that's my thing. Is like,

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<v Speaker 2>did he repurchase that shirt or did he save that

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<v Speaker 2>shirt from those videos?

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<v Speaker 3>He's like, me saved it, and he was like, this

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<v Speaker 3>is memorabilia, Like I was creating the best come.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, he probably felt like a god when

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<v Speaker 2>he took it out of the vault. He was like

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<v Speaker 2>taking it out of like a like a stinky, moth

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<v Speaker 2>smelling bin of clothing and is like, I wish he

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<v Speaker 2>filmed that because you know he would have edited it crazy.

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<v Speaker 3>Probably the craziest thing about Shane Dawson is like when

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<v Speaker 3>he was releasing those like long form video series in

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<v Speaker 3>the beginning, like it was a it was an a

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<v Speaker 3>bent like it was like, oh my god, we're about

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<v Speaker 3>to sit down and watch this for an hour and

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<v Speaker 3>they we're gonna get another one and the next day

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<v Speaker 3>and like blah blah blah blah blah. It was huge,

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<v Speaker 3>like you would sit down with your homies and watch it.

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<v Speaker 3>And now looking back on all those videos, we were

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<v Speaker 3>so excited to watch, like they're like, it's really really interesting,

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<v Speaker 3>just like.

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<v Speaker 2>I think we were watching it and still kind of

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<v Speaker 2>poking fun at it, like him going into that damn

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<v Speaker 2>chuck e cheese for that fucking pizza will never not

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<v Speaker 2>be the funniest thing on the planet. But it was

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<v Speaker 2>like a moment, and it was so crazy, Like how

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<v Speaker 2>big of a moment it was, because when you look

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<v Speaker 2>at the views on those videos there, they were like

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<v Speaker 2>mister B's sides, Yeah, they're massive. But now it's just

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<v Speaker 2>like okay, like I guess. Also, after everything happened, it

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<v Speaker 2>was just.

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<v Speaker 3>Like, oh right, right, and now.

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<v Speaker 2>We have mister Beast, which is mister Beast in his

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<v Speaker 2>flop era, like kind of.

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<v Speaker 3>He's a little bit he's only getting like a hundred

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<v Speaker 3>million views instead of three hundred million.

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<v Speaker 2>Which is literally so opathetic.

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<v Speaker 3>YouTube in general is in their flop era right now.

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<v Speaker 3>It's really crazy and we're the only thing keeping YouTube alive.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, mister Beast did ages one to one hundred fight

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<v Speaker 2>for five hundred thousand dollars, so we literally have to

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<v Speaker 2>watch this nine days ago five million, so yeah, yeah, abuse,

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my fucking god, I cannot believe that.

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<v Speaker 3>It's really crazy. That's like the most watched thing ever period, Like.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like what wait, what is Let's see what is

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<v Speaker 2>most popular video is? Also I hate that.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh oh my god.

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<v Speaker 2>The squid game video has half a billion phase.

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<v Speaker 3>That's good game. I was just about to say that, help.

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<v Speaker 2>Where are you help? I'm in the squid game. I

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<v Speaker 2>think I'm in the squid game.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm trapped in the squid game.

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<v Speaker 2>Dude. That is literally so fucking just I had mentioned

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<v Speaker 2>squid game to be the ore. He was like, what

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<v Speaker 2>if I came home? Like, do you know how crazy

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<v Speaker 2>it would be if I came home went like to

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<v Speaker 2>y'all's house one day, him saying home if I came

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<v Speaker 2>home and like, I look at your nightstand and I

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<v Speaker 2>just saw the card.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, And I was.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, Okay, I like to leave for like three weeks

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<v Speaker 2>at a.

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<v Speaker 3>Time to go performing squid Game.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I would win.

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<v Speaker 3>You're you're really bad with money. You have to like

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<v Speaker 3>get your debt back.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay. Wow, now you're just like being like calling me out.

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<v Speaker 2>Well I think I would win squid Game.

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<v Speaker 3>No, you wouldn't, Yes.

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<v Speaker 2>I would. I would. Aslana has said, my way up

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<v Speaker 2>to the top. Wait, I guess wait, there was a

0:18:39.200 --> 0:18:40.960
<v Speaker 2>character who tried to do that and I literally didn't

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<v Speaker 2>work out. Everybody was like, you know, you're a slut.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you remember that She's trying to like fuck on

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<v Speaker 2>like the spoiler. I know the show just came out.

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<v Speaker 3>That's in general, man, you know what I mean, Like

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<v Speaker 3>it's freaking crazy. Well, I have a note about Koala's

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<v Speaker 3>and I'm about to go on like a very very

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<v Speaker 3>long and real tangent about koalas, Like I don't know

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<v Speaker 3>if y'all know anything about them, but they are fucking monsters.

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<v Speaker 3>They're evil, disgusting, like nasty, fucking vile creature.

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<v Speaker 2>Like you're like, they're gally like a bear.

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<v Speaker 3>Like they're really cute when you look at them, but

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<v Speaker 3>the second they open their mouths, like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 3>they're scary as fuck. Just like, look up a picture

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<v Speaker 3>of a kuala like a look scary.

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<v Speaker 2>Ever seen a koala with its mouth open?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? For good reason because the photographers are like, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>we can't post this is ruining the illusion. Yeah, really

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<v Speaker 3>bizarre and horrifying.

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<v Speaker 1>Scary.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's it. That's the one that I saw and

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, oh wow, like, oh but he he

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<v Speaker 3>might be like melted by fires though that first one. No,

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<v Speaker 3>he's just wet, Okay, just making sure.

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<v Speaker 2>Making sure we're not about to sure a picture of

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<v Speaker 2>like a burnt animal.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh, the ill the mouth open is crazy. That's what

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<v Speaker 2>people say about me though.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah for real. But when I but in a good way,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, damn, when she opens her mouth, it's crazy

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<v Speaker 3>discuss nasty a f Okay. So first, they are smooth brained,

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<v Speaker 3>which like brains are like intelligent creatures and mammals and

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<v Speaker 3>animals in general. Like, their brains are creased and wavy

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<v Speaker 3>to create like more surface area for like I think

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<v Speaker 3>it's neurons to form or some shit like that, just

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<v Speaker 3>like more surface area to make your brain like better. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>and that's red flag number one, red flag number two.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, red flags That they have smooth brains, yes, because

0:20:47.000 --> 0:20:50.080
<v Speaker 2>I have a brain that's like overtime smoothing out.

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<v Speaker 3>No, No, you're good. But they're so fucking stupid and

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<v Speaker 3>smooth brain that if you put them in a room

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<v Speaker 3>full of the only which is another thing I'll touch

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<v Speaker 3>on the only thing they can eat, which is fucking eucalyptus,

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<v Speaker 3>which is so fucking stupid and toxic and dumb, Like

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<v Speaker 3>why the fuck they But if you put them in

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<v Speaker 3>a room, I'm like actually getting angry. They're so stupid.

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<v Speaker 3>But if you put them in a room full of

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<v Speaker 3>eucalyptus picked off the branch, just like viable food for them,

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<v Speaker 3>they will not eat it because they're smooth, dumb fucking

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<v Speaker 3>brains will not recognize that that's edible to them, and

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<v Speaker 3>they will starve to death in a room full of food. Two,

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<v Speaker 3>the only thing they can.

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<v Speaker 2>Eat in a room full of meat loaf.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, really, you die.

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<v Speaker 2>I would just let myself die out and meat loaf.

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<v Speaker 3>But the next thing is their teeth, Like you know,

0:21:42.760 --> 0:21:46.760
<v Speaker 3>like rodent, like eucalyptus is like very toxic, Like they're

0:21:46.800 --> 0:21:48.399
<v Speaker 3>not supposed to be eating it, so they have like

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<v Speaker 3>ironclad stomachs that like barely fucking digest it. And when

0:21:52.240 --> 0:21:54.640
<v Speaker 3>they're fucking babies, this is the craziest thing you'll ever hear.

0:21:54.680 --> 0:21:55.639
<v Speaker 3>When they're babies.

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<v Speaker 2>The babies, you know all this shit, Why do you

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<v Speaker 2>know all this ship learn things you use your iPhone for.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like insane, I learned.

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<v Speaker 3>But babies they get milk, but the milk is only

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<v Speaker 3>from eucalyptus juice basically, like so it's really not very

0:22:12.240 --> 0:22:14.679
<v Speaker 3>nutritious at all. But when they're weaning off of milk

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<v Speaker 3>to eucalyptus, because it's the only fucking thing they can

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<v Speaker 3>eat the moms or since the babies can't digest it

0:22:22.840 --> 0:22:26.119
<v Speaker 3>because it's really fibrous and toxic, the only way they

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<v Speaker 3>can get nutrition is from literally sucking diarrhea juice out

0:22:30.600 --> 0:22:33.800
<v Speaker 3>of their mother's ass, and it's enough nutrition for them

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<v Speaker 3>just to get by. Not joking, it's the craziest fucking

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<v Speaker 3>thing ever. And yeah, I could go, I could go

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<v Speaker 3>way longer, but I've already talked about it for like

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<v Speaker 3>four minutes and I'm done. But like, they're awful, awful

0:22:43.960 --> 0:22:45.639
<v Speaker 3>creatures and they all have syphilis.

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<v Speaker 2>No, Like, how did you, like, was there like a

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<v Speaker 2>TikTok series of someone talking about them or did you okay?

0:22:50.359 --> 0:22:52.840
<v Speaker 2>Because I was like, did you like seek this information

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<v Speaker 2>out after the fact? Yeah, so instead of learning the

0:22:58.200 --> 0:22:59.520
<v Speaker 2>one fact, you're like, I need.

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<v Speaker 3>More, I need to know everything.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, yeah, I think they're like kind of gross. But

0:23:03.160 --> 0:23:07.280
<v Speaker 2>also every singer on the planet who's gone to Australia

0:23:07.320 --> 0:23:08.800
<v Speaker 2>takes a picture with a koala, so.

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<v Speaker 3>Like, yeah, and they all get syphilis.

0:23:10.320 --> 0:23:12.520
<v Speaker 2>I need to start my singing career so that like,

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<v Speaker 2>for some reason, they're just a picture of me with

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<v Speaker 2>a koala, Like, is there actually a picture of every

0:23:16.359 --> 0:23:18.000
<v Speaker 2>famous person with Koala because that's like what.

0:23:18.000 --> 0:23:19.800
<v Speaker 3>I think i'd imagine.

0:23:19.800 --> 0:23:21.560
<v Speaker 2>So if you got to imagine when you get off

0:23:21.560 --> 0:23:23.360
<v Speaker 2>like the airplane, they're just there and they're like, all right,

0:23:23.359 --> 0:23:25.680
<v Speaker 2>time for your fucking picture, bitch, Like every ready.

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<v Speaker 3>You get syphilis immediately from them.

0:23:29.000 --> 0:23:31.399
<v Speaker 2>Well, I've decided that the most annoying part about living

0:23:31.560 --> 0:23:36.040
<v Speaker 2>isn't dying. Like dying isn't the annoying part. It's that

0:23:36.119 --> 0:23:39.000
<v Speaker 2>when I die, I don't get to keep up with

0:23:39.119 --> 0:23:41.760
<v Speaker 2>like gossip, like things will keep going, jokes will keep

0:23:41.760 --> 0:23:44.840
<v Speaker 2>going without me, and like yeah and evolving. And also

0:23:44.960 --> 0:23:47.480
<v Speaker 2>it's it genuinely is annoying me because I was just

0:23:47.520 --> 0:23:50.080
<v Speaker 2>thinking about my funeral the other night and I was like, damn,

0:23:50.119 --> 0:23:52.720
<v Speaker 2>it is actually annoying. I won't be there, like it

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<v Speaker 2>is the one party about me. I won't be at Yeah,

0:23:56.200 --> 0:23:58.879
<v Speaker 2>because let's get real, Like, funerals are fucking parties.

0:23:58.920 --> 0:24:01.399
<v Speaker 3>That's what I their celebrations of life.

0:24:01.520 --> 0:24:02.679
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they're literally partying.

0:24:02.720 --> 0:24:06.119
<v Speaker 3>We went or sorry, what the fuck we need to

0:24:06.600 --> 0:24:09.600
<v Speaker 3>when I die? World tour in my body across stuff

0:24:09.640 --> 0:24:12.679
<v Speaker 3>me full of fucking sand and wood chips and travel

0:24:12.720 --> 0:24:14.720
<v Speaker 3>me around the world. I always said that that's like

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<v Speaker 3>my one dying wish is I need a world tour of.

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<v Speaker 2>The thing is like, you know, like I'm just gonna

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<v Speaker 2>be honest with you, that's not gonna happen because that's

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<v Speaker 2>it's going to take a lot of money and work, and.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't want to use my bank account. True, yeah,

0:24:27.400 --> 0:24:30.119
<v Speaker 3>that's what. I don't want my money going to anybody

0:24:30.200 --> 0:24:32.199
<v Speaker 3>but my world tour funeral fund.

0:24:32.480 --> 0:24:33.639
<v Speaker 2>Well, what if you have kids?

0:24:33.840 --> 0:24:36.680
<v Speaker 3>I want to be like Princess whatever or not Princess

0:24:36.680 --> 0:24:38.800
<v Speaker 3>what's her fucking name, the Queen of England, like.

0:24:39.040 --> 0:24:41.840
<v Speaker 2>And everybody, well, no one's going to be on the streets.

0:24:42.640 --> 0:24:44.800
<v Speaker 3>Will be losing their mind, don't.

0:24:45.000 --> 0:24:48.000
<v Speaker 2>I don't know that necessarily in trophes of people, will

0:24:48.000 --> 0:24:50.480
<v Speaker 2>people be like running out into the street, like falling

0:24:50.520 --> 0:24:53.359
<v Speaker 2>to their knees, being like true fellas.

0:24:53.200 --> 0:24:56.600
<v Speaker 3>Clip this, clip this, then I die. Watch the masses

0:24:56.640 --> 0:25:02.120
<v Speaker 3>will do Drew Deism girly as well, because the truth

0:25:02.119 --> 0:25:04.560
<v Speaker 3>has spread in like a very real and diabolical way,

0:25:04.680 --> 0:25:07.200
<v Speaker 3>Like it's it's really like actually kind of getting dangerous

0:25:07.200 --> 0:25:08.200
<v Speaker 3>and out of hand at this point.

0:25:08.280 --> 0:25:10.080
<v Speaker 2>You know what else is annoying? I know when I die,

0:25:10.160 --> 0:25:13.399
<v Speaker 2>some fucking cunt bitch is gonna be like good, I

0:25:13.440 --> 0:25:16.600
<v Speaker 2>fucking hate Oh that's so annoying. And you know what's

0:25:16.600 --> 0:25:18.959
<v Speaker 2>annoying is like I would do I would probably make

0:25:19.000 --> 0:25:21.040
<v Speaker 2>the same fucking joke, so like I can't even be mad,

0:25:21.119 --> 0:25:22.280
<v Speaker 2>Like I literally can't be mad.

0:25:22.440 --> 0:25:25.920
<v Speaker 3>But it's not a joke for them, it's a real thing.

0:25:26.119 --> 0:25:29.600
<v Speaker 3>They're like there's real hatred there because they're fucking losers,

0:25:29.680 --> 0:25:35.120
<v Speaker 3>no literally losers, no life, no bitches, no money, no swag.

0:25:35.280 --> 0:25:39.040
<v Speaker 3>The swag that they got is all on their bed

0:25:39.200 --> 0:25:41.960
<v Speaker 3>in a pile of dirty fucking clothes because they're depressed.

0:25:42.960 --> 0:25:46.320
<v Speaker 2>Oh no, but it is like coming from a real

0:25:46.320 --> 0:25:50.119
<v Speaker 2>place because like our iPhones have just turned people into imagery.

0:25:50.240 --> 0:25:52.040
<v Speaker 2>So then it's like easy for them to be like

0:25:52.040 --> 0:25:54.439
<v Speaker 2>this girl like good, she's dead. But yeah, I just

0:25:54.480 --> 0:25:56.760
<v Speaker 2>know that when I die, like it's not gonna be

0:25:56.880 --> 0:25:59.160
<v Speaker 2>like there will not be a parade inside my city,

0:25:59.240 --> 0:26:00.960
<v Speaker 2>Like it's not gonna be vibe Like when I die,

0:26:01.000 --> 0:26:02.639
<v Speaker 2>it's not going to be like as dramatic as I

0:26:02.680 --> 0:26:04.200
<v Speaker 2>want it to be, and the ripples aren't going to

0:26:04.280 --> 0:26:06.440
<v Speaker 2>go that far. It's just gonna be like, damn.

0:26:06.840 --> 0:26:11.560
<v Speaker 3>Life truly is suffering. Oh my god, wait, did you

0:26:11.640 --> 0:26:14.920
<v Speaker 3>just life is suffering? Wow?

0:26:15.440 --> 0:26:17.600
<v Speaker 2>Well, I mean like that's like a really harsh take

0:26:17.640 --> 0:26:19.439
<v Speaker 2>on it though, So I like, because I know I

0:26:19.480 --> 0:26:21.080
<v Speaker 2>haven't heard anyone say that, so I'm just.

0:26:21.040 --> 0:26:27.120
<v Speaker 1>Like yeah, hell yeah right heah, the Buddha said that,

0:26:29.400 --> 0:26:29.880
<v Speaker 1>right right.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh.

0:26:30.240 --> 0:26:33.520
<v Speaker 2>Also, if anybody wants to donate me some of their discharge,

0:26:33.520 --> 0:26:36.679
<v Speaker 2>because I just got a really nice dab brick, So

0:26:36.680 --> 0:26:40.840
<v Speaker 2>I'm just gonna start doing like discharge dabs. But mine

0:26:40.840 --> 0:26:43.160
<v Speaker 2>aren't like viscus enough right now. I think I gotta

0:26:43.200 --> 0:26:44.960
<v Speaker 2>funk with my pH a little bit and then my

0:26:45.000 --> 0:26:46.720
<v Speaker 2>discharge up there.

0:26:46.800 --> 0:26:48.240
<v Speaker 3>Don't eat, just let it like.

0:26:48.240 --> 0:26:50.440
<v Speaker 2>Kind of do you think a hot cheetah over time

0:26:50.440 --> 0:26:52.920
<v Speaker 2>would just disintegrate in a hole that like.

0:26:53.000 --> 0:26:55.760
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's a citic in there. It's not it's not

0:26:56.000 --> 0:26:57.639
<v Speaker 3>alcohol at all, you like.

0:26:57.720 --> 0:26:59.439
<v Speaker 2>Imagine pulling it out. It's just kind of like a

0:26:59.480 --> 0:27:01.560
<v Speaker 2>string like left. I don't wanted to.

0:27:01.880 --> 0:27:04.240
<v Speaker 3>Kai walked into the house today and was like, Oh,

0:27:04.240 --> 0:27:07.240
<v Speaker 3>it fucking stinks like weed in here. Like we just

0:27:08.200 --> 0:27:10.719
<v Speaker 3>about to say it's because of all the discharge stabs

0:27:10.720 --> 0:27:11.640
<v Speaker 3>and this has been doing.

0:27:11.880 --> 0:27:14.560
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I like can't stop. But then sometimes when.

0:27:14.560 --> 0:27:18.000
<v Speaker 3>It's like not weed it's literally just just discharge.

0:27:18.080 --> 0:27:20.240
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's like weird. It's weird that it gives off

0:27:20.280 --> 0:27:22.520
<v Speaker 2>the same scent as weed, which like I would have

0:27:22.560 --> 0:27:25.440
<v Speaker 2>ever expected. But I'm no chemist, so I can't really

0:27:25.440 --> 0:27:26.639
<v Speaker 2>explain it. It just to smell.

0:27:26.760 --> 0:27:31.440
<v Speaker 3>Like we never ever talked about the girl who got

0:27:31.480 --> 0:27:34.680
<v Speaker 3>into a car crash listening to emergency in her car. Yeah,

0:27:34.880 --> 0:27:37.399
<v Speaker 3>this girl was listening to Emergency Intercome and we probably

0:27:37.480 --> 0:27:39.879
<v Speaker 3>streamed in the fucking mic or some shit, and she

0:27:40.000 --> 0:27:42.520
<v Speaker 3>swerved and got into a big ass car crash. She's

0:27:42.520 --> 0:27:45.840
<v Speaker 3>alive and fine, she's a couple bruises, but cars.

0:27:45.520 --> 0:27:47.320
<v Speaker 2>Oh wait, no, oh wait, wait wait, I thought you

0:27:47.359 --> 0:27:50.480
<v Speaker 2>were talking about the girl who adere ran into her car,

0:27:50.640 --> 0:27:53.199
<v Speaker 2>because this isn't the first time somebody got into a

0:27:53.200 --> 0:27:53.880
<v Speaker 2>car accident.

0:27:54.040 --> 0:27:57.560
<v Speaker 3>There really is like a forming like every six months

0:27:57.560 --> 0:28:00.159
<v Speaker 3>someone gets in a car crash listening to us, So

0:28:00.200 --> 0:28:00.600
<v Speaker 3>they just.

0:28:00.520 --> 0:28:02.600
<v Speaker 2>Don't listen to us in the car, I think, honestly,

0:28:02.640 --> 0:28:05.600
<v Speaker 2>Also when people like, here's my new thing, So I

0:28:05.640 --> 0:28:07.639
<v Speaker 2>know a lot of people over time they just like

0:28:07.680 --> 0:28:10.280
<v Speaker 2>start to get bored of podcasts and they maybe just

0:28:10.280 --> 0:28:11.879
<v Speaker 2>start to get bored of us. And I understand it,

0:28:11.880 --> 0:28:14.000
<v Speaker 2>and I don't take an offense, but think about me

0:28:14.040 --> 0:28:16.440
<v Speaker 2>and stop being fucking selfish. You're being a fucking prick.

0:28:17.000 --> 0:28:18.240
<v Speaker 3>Just put it on in the background.

0:28:18.359 --> 0:28:20.120
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, put me on double speed and go to sing

0:28:20.200 --> 0:28:22.840
<v Speaker 2>with your iPhone charging next to your head and let

0:28:22.840 --> 0:28:24.960
<v Speaker 2>it like do the thing that pregnant ladies do with

0:28:25.040 --> 0:28:27.920
<v Speaker 2>their babies where they just like play Mozart around the baby.

0:28:28.160 --> 0:28:29.560
<v Speaker 2>Do that with emergency Intercom.

0:28:29.560 --> 0:28:32.560
<v Speaker 3>But to yourself, Yeah, don't even listen.

0:28:32.760 --> 0:28:35.840
<v Speaker 2>You don't have to think about me and like what

0:28:35.960 --> 0:28:37.240
<v Speaker 2>I have going on in my life.

0:28:37.320 --> 0:28:41.320
<v Speaker 3>Everything I fucking given to you. It's crazy and you're

0:28:41.480 --> 0:28:45.040
<v Speaker 3>trying to do to me now. And then on top

0:28:45.080 --> 0:28:47.320
<v Speaker 3>of that, a girl made Emergency in or Come themed

0:28:47.480 --> 0:28:50.760
<v Speaker 3>nails nails so fucking swag.

0:28:51.560 --> 0:28:53.720
<v Speaker 2>I need to get my nails done so bad. They're discussing.

0:28:53.800 --> 0:28:56.680
<v Speaker 3>I have like screenshots of them somewhere of the nails

0:28:56.760 --> 0:28:58.800
<v Speaker 3>or the car of the car and the nails. So

0:28:58.840 --> 0:29:00.680
<v Speaker 3>I have like her profile that we can look up.

0:29:00.760 --> 0:29:02.560
<v Speaker 3>I bet if you look up emergency or can't.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, it's songs now bound from my car and why

0:29:05.840 --> 0:29:09.520
<v Speaker 2>and it was emergency Intercolm and she said rear ended

0:29:09.600 --> 0:29:14.360
<v Speaker 2>someone while putting volume on blast. Oh, it was a

0:29:14.400 --> 0:29:17.560
<v Speaker 2>cute car too. She got a gorgeous little bruise on

0:29:17.600 --> 0:29:17.920
<v Speaker 2>her eye.

0:29:17.960 --> 0:29:19.720
<v Speaker 3>Found like, I'm assuming she hit.

0:29:19.640 --> 0:29:22.960
<v Speaker 2>The steering wheel, which really sucks. But it's like gorgeous hues.

0:29:23.120 --> 0:29:27.280
<v Speaker 3>Gorgeous hues, gorgeous, gorgeous, pretty fucking color. Okay, I have

0:29:27.360 --> 0:29:30.520
<v Speaker 3>this game that I want to play. It's reading Grinder messages,

0:29:30.680 --> 0:29:33.800
<v Speaker 3>and I'm the blue line and you're the yellow line.

0:29:36.720 --> 0:29:40.120
<v Speaker 2>One to top is your profile image your mugshop?

0:29:40.360 --> 0:29:46.960
<v Speaker 3>Yes it is. I was acquitted aquitted of resist, delay, obstruct.

0:29:47.280 --> 0:29:50.600
<v Speaker 2>It's a matter of public record out of court to

0:29:50.680 --> 0:29:53.480
<v Speaker 2>see why use that as your profile image?

0:29:53.600 --> 0:29:54.840
<v Speaker 3>Good lighting and clear skin.

0:29:58.080 --> 0:30:00.880
<v Speaker 2>That's the fucking killer because all of those answers were

0:30:00.920 --> 0:30:07.920
<v Speaker 2>like chat gbt ye, alright, next one, Hey, good Friday morning.

0:30:08.440 --> 0:30:09.600
<v Speaker 2>I'm the killer in this line.

0:30:09.920 --> 0:30:15.320
<v Speaker 3>Jesus, that's a lot. Question Tops don't use exclamation points.

0:30:15.680 --> 0:30:17.800
<v Speaker 3>Probably not even you're probably not even the top. Don't

0:30:17.880 --> 0:30:21.680
<v Speaker 3>use exclamation point again. Bottoms only want brooding guys, not

0:30:21.800 --> 0:30:24.000
<v Speaker 3>happy or excited. Learn how this works.

0:30:27.920 --> 0:30:31.760
<v Speaker 2>Uh, did you smoke med in my bathroom? Question mark?

0:30:33.240 --> 0:30:36.160
<v Speaker 3>No, I don't smoke meth. I smoked crack in your bathroom.

0:30:36.440 --> 0:30:37.240
<v Speaker 2>That's not better.

0:30:39.400 --> 0:30:44.680
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, and then I saved a picture. You know,

0:30:44.720 --> 0:30:47.200
<v Speaker 3>the whole trend right now where it's like you leaked

0:30:47.760 --> 0:30:50.760
<v Speaker 3>blah blah blah, like and it's like the math tests

0:30:50.880 --> 0:30:53.560
<v Speaker 3>or something, and then I leaked. It's like a slide show.

0:30:53.640 --> 0:30:56.960
<v Speaker 3>First slides you leaked, second slide is the math test,

0:30:57.480 --> 0:31:00.760
<v Speaker 3>Third slide is I leaked? Four slide is like how

0:31:00.800 --> 0:31:04.000
<v Speaker 3>to make cocaine? Or like how they stole a bunch.

0:31:03.800 --> 0:31:06.240
<v Speaker 2>Of your timeline is fucking insane, Like, I don't know

0:31:06.240 --> 0:31:07.200
<v Speaker 2>what you're talking about.

0:31:07.520 --> 0:31:11.240
<v Speaker 3>Well, I have an ingredients and recipe for how to

0:31:11.520 --> 0:31:12.480
<v Speaker 3>make cocaine?

0:31:13.680 --> 0:31:16.200
<v Speaker 2>Can you make that? I guess like someone's got to

0:31:16.240 --> 0:31:16.719
<v Speaker 2>be making it.

0:31:16.720 --> 0:31:21.400
<v Speaker 3>It doesn't just exactly. I mean, I mean, honestly, like

0:31:21.440 --> 0:31:22.400
<v Speaker 3>gasoline and cocoa.

0:31:24.800 --> 0:31:29.400
<v Speaker 1>That's weird that you have to use gas gasoline concentrated through.

0:31:29.240 --> 0:31:33.800
<v Speaker 3>Gas or some calcium oxide, baking soda, hydrochloric acid. And

0:31:33.840 --> 0:31:35.040
<v Speaker 3>I'm not going to say anything else.

0:31:35.560 --> 0:31:38.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm like, don't give off, Like this video is

0:31:38.080 --> 0:32:01.360
<v Speaker 2>fucking disgusting. Also, the Marina song playing.

0:32:02.640 --> 0:32:08.160
<v Speaker 3>Day that's actually brilliant where it's actually so sweet.

0:32:08.520 --> 0:32:10.920
<v Speaker 2>On the screen, but the Marina song playing in the

0:32:10.960 --> 0:32:13.000
<v Speaker 2>background is literally so fucking funny.

0:32:13.200 --> 0:32:16.280
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's iconic af as fuck. I think we should

0:32:16.280 --> 0:32:17.920
<v Speaker 3>talk about you having negative RIZ.

0:32:20.080 --> 0:32:22.680
<v Speaker 2>Well, okay, I don't actually have negative RIZ. And also

0:32:22.920 --> 0:32:24.560
<v Speaker 2>like we.

0:32:24.520 --> 0:32:26.960
<v Speaker 3>Don't have to get into specifics. We really don't have

0:32:27.040 --> 0:32:31.400
<v Speaker 3>to get into specifics. But actually there's not much to say.

0:32:31.440 --> 0:32:33.920
<v Speaker 3>It's just negative RIZ and I have a lot of RIZ.

0:32:34.120 --> 0:32:37.440
<v Speaker 2>Okay, Our RIZ is probably the exact fucking same, except

0:32:37.480 --> 0:32:38.480
<v Speaker 2>I talk and you don't.

0:32:38.760 --> 0:32:41.160
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I just don't need to use my RIZ.

0:32:41.360 --> 0:32:43.520
<v Speaker 2>I talk too much and you like barely talk.

0:32:43.600 --> 0:32:46.000
<v Speaker 3>I remember when people, like when the Young Gins were

0:32:46.040 --> 0:32:47.720
<v Speaker 3>talking about RIZ for the first time, I was like,

0:32:47.840 --> 0:32:50.200
<v Speaker 3>what the fuck is Riz? Like it took me so

0:32:50.360 --> 0:32:53.120
<v Speaker 3>long to fully understand what RIZ was, and I was like,

0:32:53.320 --> 0:32:55.560
<v Speaker 3>this is not something that's gonna fucking catch on. I

0:32:55.640 --> 0:32:58.080
<v Speaker 3>was like, Riz jizz, it's too like too close. It's not,

0:32:58.280 --> 0:33:00.600
<v Speaker 3>but it's like fully a thing. And it reminds me

0:33:00.960 --> 0:33:03.400
<v Speaker 3>of when I was first learning what a hashtag was

0:33:03.440 --> 0:33:06.320
<v Speaker 3>when I was like seven, and like my sister and

0:33:06.360 --> 0:33:09.280
<v Speaker 3>Madeline were explaining to me what a hashtag was for

0:33:09.320 --> 0:33:12.840
<v Speaker 3>like literally hours, and I really like genuinely could not

0:33:12.960 --> 0:33:16.520
<v Speaker 3>comprehend this, uh like could not comprehend what it was

0:33:16.680 --> 0:33:18.959
<v Speaker 3>at all. And the only reason I learned what it

0:33:19.080 --> 0:33:21.640
<v Speaker 3>was was like years later when my brain was like

0:33:21.640 --> 0:33:24.040
<v Speaker 3>a little more developed, like I figured like finally put

0:33:24.080 --> 0:33:26.640
<v Speaker 3>the pieces together. But like same thing when I was

0:33:26.680 --> 0:33:28.880
<v Speaker 3>first learning about RIZ, I was like, what the fuck

0:33:29.080 --> 0:33:32.720
<v Speaker 3>is this? And I don't understand like negative RIZ bro

0:33:32.840 --> 0:33:35.120
<v Speaker 3>has no RIZ like that gives no context because you

0:33:35.160 --> 0:33:37.280
<v Speaker 3>just kind of have to like figure it out over time.

0:33:37.640 --> 0:33:40.320
<v Speaker 2>I just understood those kind of things immediately because I'm

0:33:40.360 --> 0:33:44.200
<v Speaker 2>really good at understanding and listening, and like, get.

0:33:43.960 --> 0:33:45.440
<v Speaker 3>In the kitchen to make me a sandwich.

0:33:46.360 --> 0:33:50.400
<v Speaker 2>We are in the fucking kitchenen. Oh, that actually brings

0:33:50.400 --> 0:33:54.040
<v Speaker 2>me to my next topic. So, as women, we need

0:33:54.120 --> 0:33:56.760
<v Speaker 2>to stop learning because all the blood is rushing to

0:33:57.000 --> 0:34:00.520
<v Speaker 2>our brains and leaving our ovaries, and we have to

0:34:00.560 --> 0:34:02.360
<v Speaker 2>remember that at the end of it, you need to

0:34:02.400 --> 0:34:06.360
<v Speaker 2>have a baby. So stop learning, stop ingesting knowledge because

0:34:06.480 --> 0:34:08.520
<v Speaker 2>you're using all that blood for your brain, but you

0:34:08.600 --> 0:34:10.880
<v Speaker 2>might pass away and die because none of the blood

0:34:10.920 --> 0:34:12.200
<v Speaker 2>is pumping to your ovaries.

0:34:12.440 --> 0:34:15.080
<v Speaker 3>Same for men kind of because you get boners all

0:34:15.120 --> 0:34:18.680
<v Speaker 3>the blood people with yeah, people with too big of wieners,

0:34:18.719 --> 0:34:21.640
<v Speaker 3>like too long of boners. Sometimes pass out because the

0:34:21.680 --> 0:34:24.799
<v Speaker 3>blood that need is to give you an erection is

0:34:24.840 --> 0:34:27.400
<v Speaker 3>so much that they literally think and they can't get erections.

0:34:27.520 --> 0:34:31.000
<v Speaker 2>I un ironically think that like big Wiener culture is

0:34:31.080 --> 0:34:35.400
<v Speaker 2>so fucking disgusting, and I genuinely find like big Wieners disgusting,

0:34:35.520 --> 0:34:38.560
<v Speaker 2>Like you are a fucking grotesque animal. You need to

0:34:38.640 --> 0:34:41.600
<v Speaker 2>be put down. You are a danger to society. No,

0:34:41.719 --> 0:34:46.160
<v Speaker 2>that's uncomfortable and unnecessary. I genuinely feel bad for your

0:34:46.200 --> 0:34:50.319
<v Speaker 2>sex partners, Like no unnecessary, cut it, cut it, which

0:34:50.360 --> 0:34:52.440
<v Speaker 2>is actually fucked up. As I'm saying that, I'm realizing

0:34:52.440 --> 0:34:54.759
<v Speaker 2>that those people do exist and they are probably watching this,

0:34:55.239 --> 0:34:57.920
<v Speaker 2>but like that's just how I feel. Like it's nasty.

0:34:58.040 --> 0:35:00.920
<v Speaker 2>Like we watch that cut the they were like talking

0:35:00.920 --> 0:35:03.560
<v Speaker 2>about how big like everyone's Wiener was. It was like,

0:35:03.600 --> 0:35:06.040
<v Speaker 2>guess the size of like everybody's like Wiener, and that

0:35:06.160 --> 0:35:10.320
<v Speaker 2>dude had like a humongous fucking dong and it was disgusting.

0:35:10.600 --> 0:35:13.080
<v Speaker 3>Like did you say they should be like put to death?

0:35:13.520 --> 0:35:24.160
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I'm watching you like take my joke and like

0:35:24.480 --> 0:35:25.160
<v Speaker 4>destroy it.

0:35:35.360 --> 0:35:37.920
<v Speaker 2>You know what annoying guy is? This is my joke.

0:35:39.000 --> 0:35:40.520
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so I guess I should be put to death.

0:35:40.640 --> 0:35:42.959
<v Speaker 3>I just fucking did they put to death?

0:35:43.000 --> 0:35:43.880
<v Speaker 2>I said cut.

0:35:43.680 --> 0:35:46.760
<v Speaker 3>It like you did say put to death before I did. Yeah,

0:35:46.800 --> 0:35:48.279
<v Speaker 3>and then you said cut it because I was waiting

0:35:48.320 --> 0:35:49.520
<v Speaker 3>for you to say it again because I was like, Oh,

0:35:49.560 --> 0:35:51.239
<v Speaker 3>it's gonna be even better if I don't have to

0:35:51.280 --> 0:35:56.480
<v Speaker 3>ask it. But yeah, yeah, that's the vibe. I have

0:35:56.520 --> 0:35:57.640
<v Speaker 3>a giant fucking wing.

0:35:57.920 --> 0:35:59.439
<v Speaker 2>I think I have to go to Abbey Road soon.

0:36:00.200 --> 0:36:02.760
<v Speaker 2>Oh really, Yeah, I got I got.

0:36:02.560 --> 0:36:04.680
<v Speaker 3>A yellow I know.

0:36:05.080 --> 0:36:07.919
<v Speaker 2>Or yeah, I'm going to the Abbey Road to get

0:36:07.920 --> 0:36:09.080
<v Speaker 2>on the yellow submarine.

0:36:09.360 --> 0:36:13.600
<v Speaker 3>Oh wow. Enya was listening to the beat or Enya

0:36:13.719 --> 0:36:19.280
<v Speaker 3>was listening to Paul George yesterday and fucking what.

0:36:18.600 --> 0:36:24.680
<v Speaker 2>Not that motherfucker's name George Harrison. He just said two

0:36:24.840 --> 0:36:25.720
<v Speaker 2>first names.

0:36:25.719 --> 0:36:28.720
<v Speaker 3>That's a basketball player, Paul George. And he was listening

0:36:28.760 --> 0:36:31.600
<v Speaker 3>to the name of their kid, Paul George as person.

0:36:31.719 --> 0:36:32.720
<v Speaker 3>Because you were a kid.

0:36:32.719 --> 0:36:34.920
<v Speaker 2>Paul after the year nineteen ninety.

0:36:34.640 --> 0:36:38.520
<v Speaker 3>Five, for all, if your name is Paul listening, it's

0:36:38.560 --> 0:36:41.520
<v Speaker 3>not like I guarantee if you were born with the

0:36:41.600 --> 0:36:44.239
<v Speaker 3>name Paul, you do not go by Paul until you're

0:36:44.280 --> 0:36:47.279
<v Speaker 3>forty eight years old. What what is what is Paul

0:36:47.360 --> 0:36:47.719
<v Speaker 3>short for?

0:36:49.120 --> 0:36:49.200
<v Speaker 4>Like?

0:36:49.200 --> 0:36:52.040
<v Speaker 3>What do you, I mean, what do you say philanthropy.

0:36:51.960 --> 0:36:56.560
<v Speaker 1>Planthropy, philanthropy, Paul, I don't know what the fuck was

0:36:56.600 --> 0:36:57.040
<v Speaker 1>I saying?

0:36:57.280 --> 0:37:02.160
<v Speaker 3>Oh, and you was listening to George Harris and why

0:37:02.160 --> 0:37:04.280
<v Speaker 3>am I saying this? And half the time I speak,

0:37:04.280 --> 0:37:06.200
<v Speaker 3>I'm literally just like what the fuck am I saying?

0:37:06.280 --> 0:37:08.520
<v Speaker 3>Like I'm literally trying to fill the void, like there's

0:37:08.560 --> 0:37:10.840
<v Speaker 3>nothing for me to say anything.

0:37:10.960 --> 0:37:13.439
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I always just say too much, and then when

0:37:13.520 --> 0:37:17.680
<v Speaker 2>the answers don't come directly back, I'm like shocked, and

0:37:17.719 --> 0:37:21.120
<v Speaker 2>then I'm remembering that I said eighteen things to one

0:37:21.160 --> 0:37:24.320
<v Speaker 2>person and their brain probably works the way a normal

0:37:24.360 --> 0:37:27.640
<v Speaker 2>brain works, where you can't start three separate conversations with

0:37:27.719 --> 0:37:30.320
<v Speaker 2>a single person and have them answer everyone. Do you

0:37:30.320 --> 0:37:32.160
<v Speaker 2>know what I'm talking about. That's also why I don't

0:37:32.200 --> 0:37:34.720
<v Speaker 2>like texting, is because like I talk too much for texting.

0:37:35.080 --> 0:37:38.360
<v Speaker 2>So I'm one of those people who sends like eighteen texts,

0:37:38.840 --> 0:37:43.040
<v Speaker 2>all being different thoughts, and then I'm embarrassed and offended

0:37:43.120 --> 0:37:45.279
<v Speaker 2>when the person doesn't reply to every single thought and

0:37:45.320 --> 0:37:47.839
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, wow, I guess the things I say nothing

0:37:47.880 --> 0:37:48.279
<v Speaker 2>about you.

0:37:48.560 --> 0:37:50.760
<v Speaker 3>I do that where I text like a wall of text,

0:37:50.880 --> 0:37:53.560
<v Speaker 3>which is such a bad habit because everything I say

0:37:53.719 --> 0:37:56.879
<v Speaker 3>in those eighteen texts could just be condensed down into

0:37:56.920 --> 0:37:58.880
<v Speaker 3>one text. But I like, I am so excited to

0:37:58.880 --> 0:38:01.799
<v Speaker 3>get these thoughts across that like send them separately, and

0:38:02.000 --> 0:38:05.239
<v Speaker 3>I'm guaranteed that's a relatable experience for someone out there.

0:38:06.360 --> 0:38:09.240
<v Speaker 3>But it's a really bad habit. I've been sending audio

0:38:09.320 --> 0:38:13.880
<v Speaker 3>messages on Instagram and via text. It's so easy to

0:38:13.920 --> 0:38:15.200
<v Speaker 3>send audio message.

0:38:14.920 --> 0:38:16.400
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but then like, do you ever feel like you

0:38:16.440 --> 0:38:19.239
<v Speaker 2>just send too long of one? Because I end an

0:38:19.239 --> 0:38:21.640
<v Speaker 2>audio message and I'm looking down and it's forty five

0:38:21.680 --> 0:38:24.600
<v Speaker 2>seconds and I said what I needed to say in

0:38:24.640 --> 0:38:27.000
<v Speaker 2>the first five seconds, but then just kept holding my

0:38:27.040 --> 0:38:29.479
<v Speaker 2>finger down because I like hearing my own voice. Yep,

0:38:30.000 --> 0:38:32.279
<v Speaker 2>so and then I just talked. And what's fucked up

0:38:32.320 --> 0:38:34.160
<v Speaker 2>is I won't even listen back to an audio message

0:38:34.239 --> 0:38:36.160
<v Speaker 2>before I send it because I'm like, oh, that's too

0:38:36.200 --> 0:38:38.279
<v Speaker 2>much to listen to, and that's me sending it, so

0:38:38.320 --> 0:38:41.200
<v Speaker 2>I know when people receive it, they're like, bitch, fuck you,

0:38:41.239 --> 0:38:43.239
<v Speaker 2>I don't want to hear your audio message. Also, someone

0:38:43.280 --> 0:38:44.920
<v Speaker 2>was fighting on the street outside of our window last

0:38:45.000 --> 0:38:47.320
<v Speaker 2>night or outside of my window, and I literally freaked out.

0:38:48.680 --> 0:38:52.280
<v Speaker 3>Because we Finally, I tell this story all the fucking

0:38:52.320 --> 0:38:55.759
<v Speaker 3>time about the home invasion, and like, I don't know

0:38:55.760 --> 0:38:59.279
<v Speaker 3>if we ever really told this story about like the

0:38:59.400 --> 0:39:02.760
<v Speaker 3>kids screw on the street and then those SUS people,

0:39:02.840 --> 0:39:05.600
<v Speaker 3>but like we retold all those stories recently, and of

0:39:05.600 --> 0:39:07.560
<v Speaker 3>course that happened the night that we.

0:39:07.520 --> 0:39:08.800
<v Speaker 2>Said it, we're talking about it.

0:39:08.960 --> 0:39:09.799
<v Speaker 3>I don't I don't know.

0:39:09.800 --> 0:39:12.640
<v Speaker 2>If I hear no evil speak, no evils, you will

0:39:12.640 --> 0:39:13.360
<v Speaker 2>see no evil.

0:39:13.440 --> 0:39:17.440
<v Speaker 3>Yeah. I don't think people really understand how fucking traumatized

0:39:17.800 --> 0:39:21.040
<v Speaker 3>I was from all of those events. Like I literally

0:39:21.080 --> 0:39:24.880
<v Speaker 3>could not sleep alone in the house or in my

0:39:25.000 --> 0:39:27.719
<v Speaker 3>bedroom period, Like if Enya was home, I would have

0:39:27.880 --> 0:39:29.600
<v Speaker 3>to go sleep in her bed, and it was like

0:39:29.680 --> 0:39:33.480
<v Speaker 3>that for literally months, Like it was so scary and

0:39:33.560 --> 0:39:34.040
<v Speaker 3>any sound.

0:39:34.120 --> 0:39:35.680
<v Speaker 2>It was so nice though, because I got to know

0:39:35.719 --> 0:39:38.160
<v Speaker 2>your body in a way that I maybe wouldn't have ever. Yeah,

0:39:38.200 --> 0:39:40.279
<v Speaker 2>So in a way, I'm thankful for the intruder for

0:39:40.440 --> 0:39:41.239
<v Speaker 2>letting me touch you.

0:39:41.760 --> 0:39:44.480
<v Speaker 3>The body exploring part was a pro us.

0:39:45.040 --> 0:39:46.719
<v Speaker 1>What that's gross me when.

0:39:46.600 --> 0:39:48.839
<v Speaker 2>I'm talking because y'all have never spent the whole night

0:39:48.880 --> 0:39:51.120
<v Speaker 2>together because you get used and abused and tossed out

0:39:51.120 --> 0:39:52.719
<v Speaker 2>the front door. But I get the whole night. I

0:39:52.760 --> 0:39:55.880
<v Speaker 2>get twelve hours. He lets me chill like for like

0:39:55.920 --> 0:39:58.839
<v Speaker 2>thirty minutes to clean. He's like, hey, pick up all

0:39:58.880 --> 0:40:01.720
<v Speaker 2>your shit, and like you don't even let him shower,

0:40:01.800 --> 0:40:05.920
<v Speaker 2>do you. Yeah, He's like, go home and shower, and Max.

0:40:05.960 --> 0:40:09.480
<v Speaker 1>Has like three minutes. Whoever long a scissors song is

0:40:09.880 --> 0:40:12.160
<v Speaker 1>how long I get after and then he kicks me out.

0:40:14.480 --> 0:40:15.279
<v Speaker 3>As a time man.

0:40:15.400 --> 0:40:17.160
<v Speaker 2>He plays the weekend and then you have to get

0:40:17.160 --> 0:40:19.240
<v Speaker 2>out before it's over or the attack.

0:40:19.440 --> 0:40:23.920
<v Speaker 3>The weekend is a scary, scary vibe, a really really

0:40:24.040 --> 0:40:25.000
<v Speaker 3>scary man.

0:40:25.239 --> 0:40:26.759
<v Speaker 2>I thought you met the song. I was like, I

0:40:26.760 --> 0:40:29.719
<v Speaker 2>guess it is scary being like a side.

0:40:30.120 --> 0:40:34.040
<v Speaker 3>Oh. I literally just put those two pieces together. The weekend. Wait,

0:40:34.080 --> 0:40:35.680
<v Speaker 3>why is he talking about the weekend in that.

0:40:36.120 --> 0:40:38.480
<v Speaker 2>No, she doesn't mean the artist. She means like the literal,

0:40:38.560 --> 0:40:41.680
<v Speaker 2>like the end of the week, like the weekend, Like

0:40:41.719 --> 0:40:43.600
<v Speaker 2>you get nine to five, I get like the weekend

0:40:43.680 --> 0:40:44.560
<v Speaker 2>like two days.

0:40:44.960 --> 0:40:49.120
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, the weekend is a really awful vibe and I

0:40:49.160 --> 0:40:51.920
<v Speaker 3>don't really want to go into it any more than

0:40:51.960 --> 0:40:55.440
<v Speaker 3>I have to. But really, just like I saw some

0:40:55.560 --> 0:40:58.640
<v Speaker 3>shit today that actually scarred me for life and made

0:40:58.680 --> 0:40:59.960
<v Speaker 3>me very uncomfortable.

0:41:00.320 --> 0:41:01.319
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think a.

0:41:01.320 --> 0:41:04.600
<v Speaker 3>Lot of America can say that, yes, it's been it

0:41:04.640 --> 0:41:06.719
<v Speaker 3>was a very rancid.

0:41:06.520 --> 0:41:08.600
<v Speaker 2>Wait, but why do you get nine to five and

0:41:08.719 --> 0:41:09.680
<v Speaker 2>I get the weekend?

0:41:10.120 --> 0:41:12.920
<v Speaker 3>You get nine to five on the weekend.

0:41:13.040 --> 0:41:14.320
<v Speaker 2>No, it's on the weekend.

0:41:15.440 --> 0:41:19.960
<v Speaker 3>M Like, hello, we the try Guy drama.

0:41:20.800 --> 0:41:25.759
<v Speaker 2>Oh, OK, I know this thing happened. So this thing

0:41:25.800 --> 0:41:28.000
<v Speaker 2>happened recent. No, it happened like two days ago, didn't it.

0:41:30.320 --> 0:41:34.239
<v Speaker 3>Yes, yes, it happened two days ago.

0:41:35.640 --> 0:41:38.720
<v Speaker 2>No, enough time has passed that we can like, yeah,

0:41:38.760 --> 0:41:42.160
<v Speaker 2>we don't like talking about pop culture things because I

0:41:42.280 --> 0:41:44.719
<v Speaker 2>just don't like doing that. It's like, I don't know

0:41:44.800 --> 0:41:47.400
<v Speaker 2>that I care to like given my public opinion, but

0:41:47.560 --> 0:41:50.280
<v Speaker 2>enough time has passed that this is literally hilarious.

0:41:49.840 --> 0:41:54.279
<v Speaker 3>To me, Like yeah, like have you The world's reaction

0:41:54.640 --> 0:41:59.560
<v Speaker 3>to a man cheating was the craziest overreaction I've ever

0:41:59.600 --> 0:42:01.560
<v Speaker 3>seen one. Like, and I don't give a fuck if

0:42:01.560 --> 0:42:04.319
<v Speaker 3>this is an unpopular opinion because I literally don't care,

0:42:06.120 --> 0:42:09.360
<v Speaker 3>because aren't they still together? Like we should have listened

0:42:09.360 --> 0:42:11.320
<v Speaker 3>to the person that was cheated on if she's okay,

0:42:11.520 --> 0:42:13.319
<v Speaker 3>Like I don't.

0:42:13.400 --> 0:42:14.640
<v Speaker 2>I actually don't know.

0:42:14.800 --> 0:42:18.879
<v Speaker 3>I don't know how it ended. But them firing him

0:42:19.080 --> 0:42:22.759
<v Speaker 3>because of that was actually no, wait, I'm thinking about

0:42:22.800 --> 0:42:23.279
<v Speaker 3>it a little bit.

0:42:23.400 --> 0:42:26.120
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, he's literally well because it's because he like.

0:42:26.719 --> 0:42:31.920
<v Speaker 3>Employee that that makes sense. I don't know. I just

0:42:31.960 --> 0:42:35.120
<v Speaker 3>thought like the whole thing was hilarious.

0:42:35.160 --> 0:42:38.480
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god. He literally hasn't posted since then. Imagine

0:42:38.560 --> 0:42:42.320
<v Speaker 2>your last post being admitting that you cheated. Bitch.

0:42:43.560 --> 0:42:44.759
<v Speaker 3>Never have to.

0:42:44.880 --> 0:42:48.000
<v Speaker 2>Literally like hold me upside down above fucking piranhas to

0:42:48.040 --> 0:42:49.440
<v Speaker 2>get me to say that ship, and I'd still be like,

0:42:49.520 --> 0:42:51.799
<v Speaker 2>dunk me, I don't go fuck like, don't eat my hair,

0:42:52.080 --> 0:42:52.960
<v Speaker 2>dunk challenge.

0:42:53.600 --> 0:42:57.879
<v Speaker 3>It's good games challenge, but yeah, that ship, dude.

0:42:57.920 --> 0:43:00.720
<v Speaker 2>The Internet is literally just so funny, Like it's just funny,

0:43:00.920 --> 0:43:05.000
<v Speaker 2>like the hysteria, like the hysteria over a man cheating

0:43:05.000 --> 0:43:08.279
<v Speaker 2>on his wife, which is literally something that happens all

0:43:08.480 --> 0:43:13.560
<v Speaker 2>the time. Especially like the biggest thing. I've said this before, like, yeah,

0:43:13.600 --> 0:43:16.600
<v Speaker 2>your parents probably have cheated on each other. But I've

0:43:16.600 --> 0:43:20.080
<v Speaker 2>said this before. The biggest thing is when somebody is

0:43:20.680 --> 0:43:25.480
<v Speaker 2>too keen on being like, I, oh, I love my partner,

0:43:25.560 --> 0:43:27.479
<v Speaker 2>like I love my fucking wife. I love my wife.

0:43:27.480 --> 0:43:29.759
<v Speaker 2>I love my wife. You're cheating. You're literally cheating, because

0:43:29.760 --> 0:43:31.000
<v Speaker 2>what the fuck are you saying that all the time,

0:43:31.040 --> 0:43:32.399
<v Speaker 2>Like you don't have to prove it to me, like

0:43:32.640 --> 0:43:34.320
<v Speaker 2>go like get her flowers or something and shut the

0:43:34.320 --> 0:43:34.719
<v Speaker 2>fuck up.

0:43:34.760 --> 0:43:39.400
<v Speaker 3>Like because if he wanted to, he would, If he

0:43:39.520 --> 0:43:42.680
<v Speaker 3>wanted to, he would genuinely.

0:43:43.000 --> 0:43:45.480
<v Speaker 2>Do not settle, if he wanted to, he would.

0:43:45.760 --> 0:43:49.120
<v Speaker 3>No, but like genuinely, if he wanted to, he would,

0:43:49.480 --> 0:43:51.800
<v Speaker 3>And that, like shit resonates with me heavily.

0:43:53.480 --> 0:43:56.240
<v Speaker 2>If he wanted to you yeah, okay.

0:43:56.320 --> 0:43:57.720
<v Speaker 3>If she wanted to, he would.

0:44:00.760 --> 0:44:03.200
<v Speaker 2>You're still not You're still not like getting there all

0:44:03.239 --> 0:44:03.480
<v Speaker 2>the way.

0:44:03.560 --> 0:44:05.200
<v Speaker 3>It's like if you wanted to, you she would.

0:44:05.480 --> 0:44:07.480
<v Speaker 2>I mean, if you wanted to, you would. Because also

0:44:07.600 --> 0:44:14.000
<v Speaker 2>like you're supposed to do stuff for are supposed to reship. Yeah,

0:44:15.120 --> 0:44:17.520
<v Speaker 2>I should just be tweeted like a queen with.

0:44:17.560 --> 0:44:21.600
<v Speaker 3>That, trying tweeted like a little queen. I'm literally a queen.

0:44:22.480 --> 0:44:24.520
<v Speaker 2>Came out by accent. But I knew you would make

0:44:24.560 --> 0:44:26.000
<v Speaker 2>fun of me, so I like trying.

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<v Speaker 3>To keep it. You said, tweeted, Oh my god, tweeted

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<v Speaker 3>like a queen. I thought you were joking. You should

0:44:35.560 --> 0:44:37.040
<v Speaker 3>have just let me rock with it, because I would have.

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<v Speaker 2>I just like I'm not a liar, like you, so

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<v Speaker 2>I don't just like Fike.

0:44:42.520 --> 0:44:44.160
<v Speaker 3>Lying is literally a blessed.

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<v Speaker 2>The state sales aren't real. Also, a state sales are

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<v Speaker 2>actually really fucked up. Like okay, two things. One, they're

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<v Speaker 2>not real because I only see them on TikTok. I

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<v Speaker 2>think a state sales are a figment of imagination that

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<v Speaker 2>was created for TikTok, And exactly, you're weird. Why the

0:44:57.040 --> 0:45:00.839
<v Speaker 2>fuck are you stalking dead people's houses. Two, imagine an

0:45:00.960 --> 0:45:04.720
<v Speaker 2>estate so happening at your fucking house and some random

0:45:04.880 --> 0:45:07.320
<v Speaker 2>twenty year old going into your house and buying something

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<v Speaker 2>for a quarter of your perceived value of it and

0:45:10.520 --> 0:45:12.040
<v Speaker 2>being like, oh my god, I just got a steal

0:45:12.080 --> 0:45:15.960
<v Speaker 2>and it's because this bitch is dead. Like, that's fucked up.

0:45:16.040 --> 0:45:18.239
<v Speaker 2>Don't let anybody have my shit when I die. Put

0:45:18.239 --> 0:45:19.759
<v Speaker 2>that shit in a storage unit and like pay it

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<v Speaker 2>off until I have no more fucking money. And then

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<v Speaker 2>in like eight million years, when the fucking defenders of

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<v Speaker 2>like the fucking Apple pro goggles like go and find

0:45:28.239 --> 0:45:29.799
<v Speaker 2>that shit because they have to just start burning everything

0:45:29.840 --> 0:45:33.680
<v Speaker 2>in real life VR world, then you can have my shit.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh VR world.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, when everybody is like the defenders of like the world,

0:45:37.960 --> 0:45:39.480
<v Speaker 2>that's still here, and they're like, no, we need to

0:45:39.480 --> 0:45:41.839
<v Speaker 2>preserve this, but they're trying to burn everything. Let them

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<v Speaker 2>burn my shit.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I think it is a kind of a parasitic vibe.

0:45:45.640 --> 0:45:48.440
<v Speaker 3>But like also like sometimes people just don't want to

0:45:48.440 --> 0:45:52.320
<v Speaker 3>look at their dead partners or families like artifacts.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I also I say all that, but I

0:45:53.880 --> 0:45:55.200
<v Speaker 2>will be finding in a state sound.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I know all of those videos. That one thing,

0:45:57.760 --> 0:46:00.680
<v Speaker 3>the one only thing they taught me about was that

0:46:00.760 --> 0:46:04.000
<v Speaker 3>I need to go like I want to go. Also,

0:46:04.040 --> 0:46:07.640
<v Speaker 3>I need a Frank Lloyd write home like so fucking bad.

0:46:08.880 --> 0:46:12.760
<v Speaker 3>I just gave them. I gave them the sauce grey Cloud.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, that's a song.

0:46:22.040 --> 0:46:24.200
<v Speaker 3>Now his only five minutes pass since I looked at

0:46:24.200 --> 0:46:26.640
<v Speaker 3>that thing, it feels like it's been like ten years.

0:46:26.680 --> 0:46:28.240
<v Speaker 3>This is crazy, fucking Boots.

0:46:28.280 --> 0:46:31.480
<v Speaker 2>But well, we're doing a forty five minute episode. We're

0:46:31.680 --> 0:46:33.719
<v Speaker 2>back to it, especially because y'all got a two hour

0:46:33.760 --> 0:46:35.239
<v Speaker 2>episode last week.

0:46:35.000 --> 0:46:39.799
<v Speaker 3>And didn't give a fuck about it. I didn't even

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<v Speaker 3>see one fucking comments.

0:46:41.320 --> 0:46:43.239
<v Speaker 2>I think next episode, I'll be high as fuck.

0:46:43.360 --> 0:46:46.879
<v Speaker 3>So yeah, we want to do a high episode. I'm

0:46:46.960 --> 0:46:53.240
<v Speaker 3>considering this getting high with you guys. But I really

0:46:53.320 --> 0:46:56.280
<v Speaker 3>think it would be scary for y'all, Like it would

0:46:56.920 --> 0:46:58.840
<v Speaker 3>y'all would see a side of me that I don't

0:46:58.880 --> 0:47:03.320
<v Speaker 3>know y'all are prepared to see because like of what

0:47:03.640 --> 0:47:07.879
<v Speaker 3>weed does to me, it's not chill, really, not chill.

0:47:08.080 --> 0:47:12.680
<v Speaker 2>Really you're saying, Oh, that's not chill. You falling out?

0:47:12.719 --> 0:47:16.440
<v Speaker 3>That would have been chill. I don't know why that

0:47:16.600 --> 0:47:17.200
<v Speaker 3>is so funny.

0:47:17.600 --> 0:47:19.479
<v Speaker 2>I know, I like, I feel bad bringing up because

0:47:19.520 --> 0:47:21.320
<v Speaker 2>I do think you hate it, but it's.

0:47:21.200 --> 0:47:24.640
<v Speaker 3>Literally I don't hate it. I hate what you think.

0:47:24.760 --> 0:47:26.920
<v Speaker 3>The reason why it's because like.

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<v Speaker 2>That's just the way me and Josiah perceive it. That's

0:47:29.360 --> 0:47:31.920
<v Speaker 2>what makes it so funny because like we know you

0:47:32.000 --> 0:47:34.439
<v Speaker 2>well enough that we were never seen you react like that.

0:47:34.600 --> 0:47:36.560
<v Speaker 2>It's like the s clip from Field Trip. If you

0:47:36.600 --> 0:47:39.359
<v Speaker 2>know Field Trip, you're let oh if you know you know, yeah,

0:47:39.440 --> 0:47:41.600
<v Speaker 2>you know you know. But from Field Trip it's like

0:47:41.600 --> 0:47:45.560
<v Speaker 2>a series me Drew and Josie did. And in the

0:47:46.160 --> 0:47:49.839
<v Speaker 2>farm episode, Drew was like doing pickup footage for like

0:47:50.080 --> 0:47:50.759
<v Speaker 2>just like the.

0:47:51.200 --> 0:47:54.240
<v Speaker 3>Self to cash, so they are stealing that ad sence.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, oh yeah, I mean well it's like probably twenty

0:47:58.640 --> 0:47:59.799
<v Speaker 2>dollars a month.

0:48:00.080 --> 0:48:03.480
<v Speaker 3>Girl, those videos have views shut.

0:48:03.239 --> 0:48:06.279
<v Speaker 2>The fuck up. But no, I think we own that

0:48:06.280 --> 0:48:09.719
<v Speaker 2>account anyway. Actually no, we should like run after them

0:48:09.719 --> 0:48:12.760
<v Speaker 2>for that money. Oh what was I saying? Anyway, Drew

0:48:13.320 --> 0:48:14.600
<v Speaker 2>goes to film.

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<v Speaker 5>Himself, opens the door a fall out and then like

0:48:19.360 --> 0:48:22.520
<v Speaker 5>it's like, whoa, that would not have been chill, and

0:48:22.560 --> 0:48:26.919
<v Speaker 5>then re enacted it was like whoa trying to Like, dude,

0:48:26.960 --> 0:48:28.880
<v Speaker 5>it was the weirdest thing I've ever seen you do,

0:48:29.000 --> 0:48:30.320
<v Speaker 5>and it's really so funny.

0:48:30.440 --> 0:48:31.920
<v Speaker 2>And then when I was really high though, then I

0:48:31.920 --> 0:48:32.479
<v Speaker 2>thought of it.

0:48:32.600 --> 0:48:35.359
<v Speaker 3>I think it just doesn't translate on camera that like

0:48:35.560 --> 0:48:38.279
<v Speaker 3>when I watch it, it just isn't as funny as you

0:48:38.360 --> 0:48:40.239
<v Speaker 3>and Josiah think it is. But it's because you all

0:48:40.280 --> 0:48:41.680
<v Speaker 3>got to experience because.

0:48:41.480 --> 0:48:43.960
<v Speaker 2>We saw it firsthand. It's literally like it felt like

0:48:44.040 --> 0:48:45.440
<v Speaker 2>because you were corning and were like, oh, how do

0:48:45.520 --> 0:48:46.120
<v Speaker 2>I make this like.

0:48:46.080 --> 0:48:47.759
<v Speaker 5>A bit, but like you can't make it a bit,

0:48:48.239 --> 0:48:52.000
<v Speaker 5>like almost fell the fuck out of that trailer, and

0:48:52.040 --> 0:48:54.440
<v Speaker 5>then the guy who ran the farm Kate like a

0:48:54.480 --> 0:48:57.640
<v Speaker 5>second later in the midst of you like recollecting your

0:48:57.719 --> 0:49:01.360
<v Speaker 5>thoughts and you got so scared of like him knocking

0:49:01.400 --> 0:49:01.959
<v Speaker 5>at the door.

0:49:02.200 --> 0:49:04.839
<v Speaker 2>Also, what's so funny is then knowing that I left

0:49:04.840 --> 0:49:06.400
<v Speaker 2>to go stay in that hotel room and you and

0:49:06.480 --> 0:49:09.120
<v Speaker 2>Josiah seriously were freaking the fuck out about staying on

0:49:09.160 --> 0:49:09.640
<v Speaker 2>the property.

0:49:09.719 --> 0:49:11.920
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I was scary as fuck in the middle of nowhere.

0:49:12.080 --> 0:49:14.520
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it couldn't be me. I would not have been scared,

0:49:14.520 --> 0:49:15.960
<v Speaker 2>but you know me.

0:49:16.120 --> 0:49:17.920
<v Speaker 3>Josiah ended up sleeping there. Did we go to a

0:49:17.920 --> 0:49:20.960
<v Speaker 3>hotel as well? We came to the hotel, I think so. Yeah,

0:49:20.960 --> 0:49:24.200
<v Speaker 3>we ended up going to the hotel because you were terrified. Yeah,

0:49:24.680 --> 0:49:27.680
<v Speaker 3>little shit, bro. It was fucking horseshit. They were so

0:49:27.800 --> 0:49:30.279
<v Speaker 3>pissed about that. They were like, bro, like, just stay

0:49:30.320 --> 0:49:32.280
<v Speaker 3>on the farm, tell you us fucking money.

0:49:32.360 --> 0:49:35.160
<v Speaker 2>Whoa, that would not have been chill.

0:49:35.719 --> 0:49:39.680
<v Speaker 3>But that's the sea of it all. Save those notes

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<v Speaker 3>for next year.

0:49:40.280 --> 0:49:42.760
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I know. Let's get into the media.

0:49:44.280 --> 0:49:50.160
<v Speaker 3>I watched the New Spider Man movie, and dare I say, no,

0:49:50.320 --> 0:49:52.600
<v Speaker 3>not even dare I say it is a masterpiece. And

0:49:52.640 --> 0:49:55.239
<v Speaker 3>I know I say that about every single movie I

0:49:55.440 --> 0:49:59.160
<v Speaker 3>see and I talk about on here that.

0:50:00.360 --> 0:50:03.239
<v Speaker 2>Sponsor post on your pages, because like, you're being so

0:50:03.440 --> 0:50:05.360
<v Speaker 2>real when you say that, No, it's and they should

0:50:05.360 --> 0:50:07.040
<v Speaker 2>just get the bang for their buck. I guess you

0:50:07.080 --> 0:50:08.880
<v Speaker 2>do it. For free though, so they don't have to

0:50:08.920 --> 0:50:11.000
<v Speaker 2>pay you. No one has to pay your to say

0:50:11.000 --> 0:50:12.560
<v Speaker 2>that the movie was the best movie ever, because he

0:50:12.600 --> 0:50:13.880
<v Speaker 2>simply will just say exactly.

0:50:13.960 --> 0:50:19.120
<v Speaker 3>It was literally so fucking good. It was so fun

0:50:19.280 --> 0:50:23.520
<v Speaker 3>and exciting and fresh and new, and it was just

0:50:23.560 --> 0:50:26.440
<v Speaker 3>a whole It was just a whole vibe that I craved.

0:50:27.800 --> 0:50:28.600
<v Speaker 2>I craved.

0:50:29.560 --> 0:50:35.279
<v Speaker 3>But yeah, that fucking movie. Go go watch it like yesterday.

0:50:35.880 --> 0:50:39.800
<v Speaker 3>Go watch it like yesterday. And then for some music

0:50:42.360 --> 0:50:48.399
<v Speaker 3>one B six three four three six nine six nine

0:50:48.520 --> 0:50:52.000
<v Speaker 3>C three one b d f b two one b

0:50:52.120 --> 0:50:55.640
<v Speaker 3>four nine nine two two two seven, and it goes

0:50:55.719 --> 0:51:00.480
<v Speaker 3>on a little bit longer. I told, oh, you're being real.

0:51:04.080 --> 0:51:06.000
<v Speaker 3>That's the only song y'all get and listen to it

0:51:06.160 --> 0:51:11.560
<v Speaker 3>in a very dark, senseless room and like just kind

0:51:11.560 --> 0:51:14.319
<v Speaker 3>of vibe out. It's a really good vibe.

0:51:14.480 --> 0:51:21.880
<v Speaker 2>Well mine is by Arc Cut and Safety Trance Cockiness

0:51:21.920 --> 0:51:24.000
<v Speaker 2>by Rihanna, still one of the best songs ever made.

0:51:24.080 --> 0:51:28.920
<v Speaker 3>But my cock cronette, oh uh wait, cockcut, suck my

0:51:29.080 --> 0:51:31.400
<v Speaker 3>cock cat look my persuasion.

0:51:32.440 --> 0:51:35.240
<v Speaker 2>I'm making love by Treaty, which I think I said

0:51:35.800 --> 0:51:38.799
<v Speaker 2>last week. And then still all things must passed by

0:51:38.840 --> 0:51:40.799
<v Speaker 2>George Harrison I've just been listening to that album every

0:51:40.800 --> 0:51:43.760
<v Speaker 2>time I get in the car. Guys, I have good news.

0:51:43.960 --> 0:51:45.520
<v Speaker 2>I'm not gonna smoke Cigaretts anymore.

0:51:45.760 --> 0:51:51.400
<v Speaker 3>That was a lie on the fourteenth of this month,

0:51:52.200 --> 0:51:55.160
<v Speaker 3>and stopping vaping for good. It's for my mom's birthday.

0:51:55.400 --> 0:51:58.840
<v Speaker 3>I love you, mother, and I want to be alive

0:51:59.120 --> 0:52:07.000
<v Speaker 3>and not have lung cancer, so I'm doing this for you. Also,

0:52:07.040 --> 0:52:08.279
<v Speaker 3>we have merg coming out soon.

0:52:08.640 --> 0:52:12.000
<v Speaker 2>Yes, oh my god, that's really soon. It's like in

0:52:12.080 --> 0:52:12.680
<v Speaker 2>less than a month.

0:52:13.840 --> 0:52:15.400
<v Speaker 3>We didn't figure that sh out.

0:52:15.840 --> 0:52:18.160
<v Speaker 2>All right, Well, thank you guys so much for watching.

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<v Speaker 2>I hope you have a blessed day.

0:52:20.320 --> 0:52:23.879
<v Speaker 3>Lest it be thy name, thy Kingdom come, they will

0:52:23.920 --> 0:52:52.040
<v Speaker 3>be done as earth as it is on heaven. Mm

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<v Speaker 3>hmm