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Speaker 2: Motherfuckers who mess up their job. Be like guys the

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Speaker 3: Guy's gonna start kicking the camera halfway through, gonna.

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Speaker 2: Start fucking shaking the goddamn ground we sit on.

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Speaker 1: I did. I kicked the camera last episode.

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Speaker 2: Oh girl, we know she was shuffling and jigging around.

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Speaker 1: I was also shoved into the corner.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just like, oh, you're wearing the shirt. That's awesome.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm wearing a shirt and you got me.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, not only got with I drew.

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Speaker 3: Reaction to it. I was like, why the fuck did

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Speaker 1: I thought it was like a Hollywood Gifts thing, and okay,

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Speaker 2: That's why I was like, oh, I'm getting into graphic design,

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Speaker 2: like you bitches better like be sheltering yourself.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry and I really love it. And I'm also

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Speaker 1: sorry about last episode with my huge dick hitting that.

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Speaker 2: Now welcome to this episode of.

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Speaker 3: His tiny penis was inside of him and his balls

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Speaker 3: went up into his chest and it hurts.

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Speaker 2: That's why he was moving.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, my huge cock.

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Speaker 2: Okay, you can't say that, like in the first like

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Speaker 2: three minutes, okay, like me acting like we like we've

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Speaker 2: had a video like in the Green for monetization for

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Speaker 3: When they have come after us in a very real

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Speaker 3: way on YouTube. They do not funk with us. But yeah,

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Speaker 3: welcome back to emer Senior Com. We're back to the basics,

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Speaker 3: just India and I and Kai.

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Speaker 2: Today. I want to talk about.

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Speaker 3: I got a bunch of notes, Okay, I just wanted

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Speaker 3: to say that before I forgot Well, then you start, Okay,

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Speaker 3: have such a dope soul that people crave your vibe?

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Speaker 2: Where were we? Where? Where were we that someone said that?

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Speaker 2: And you literally go, I need to.

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Speaker 3: Write we were at Barbies And then said it and

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Speaker 3: I was like, oh, I'm saying that on the podcast

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Speaker 2: That is true. I do agree with that that's such.

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Speaker 3: A dope soul, Like Okay, it's like it's giving, like

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Speaker 3: there's layers to it. It's like, have such a dope soul,

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Speaker 3: Like there's levels to this ship.

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Speaker 2: Minus be such an over stimulus.

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Speaker 3: Evil, diabolical, mean, little, sick and twisted person.

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Speaker 2: That's literally everybody who They're like, yes, yes, that's what

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Speaker 2: I was saying.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, you guys, India is a sweetheart. It's

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Speaker 2: No, I am such an over stimulating soul that people

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Speaker 3: I'm like, so, I was what did you say yesterday?

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Speaker 3: You said something like people are like a oh, it

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Speaker 3: was you talking about how you have negative rizz. You

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Speaker 3: Indya does have negative ris we'll maybe maybe we'll get

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Speaker 3: into it. But you were saying something about people being

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's the same across the board for everybody.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I give like the same to everybody. So for

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Speaker 2: Well it's because my overstimulated shaking.

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Speaker 3: It's also because like most people see like pretty girl

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Speaker 2: I think that was it. And also like I just

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Speaker 2: think I overtalk in every situation. I overtalk. I snitch

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Speaker 3: Just to me, and like when people see me, they

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Speaker 2: Like yeah, when people see you, they're like, thank god,

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Speaker 2: I never got a nosehair trimmer because my body is

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Speaker 3: Or when we were going to their crew, I went

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Speaker 3: But back to people seeing me in public, Uh, they're

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but no, like, get a drink of me, and

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Speaker 2: You have not had a drink for like two years, Like.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true. No, guys, I don't think you'll really understand.

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Speaker 2: No, I'm not going to the hospital.

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Speaker 1: We could just drive to the hospital. It wouldn't cost

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Speaker 2: The thing is, Mason last night was literally throwing up

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Speaker 1: He's way worse than what Mason. This is like project X.

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Speaker 2: you want to get into our beige flags because we

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Speaker 2: when you asked me for beige flags the things I

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Speaker 3: A I know. I just run them down anyways, because

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Speaker 3: I was like, what the fuck does even beige flag mean?

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Speaker 3: I studied it in college. I went to RISD and Brown.

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Speaker 3: Don't even know what the fuck. I was just a hello,

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Speaker 2: Not kidding, Like I looked at my phone to look

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Speaker 3: Okay, So my beiges flags are. This is so stupid.

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Speaker 3: I don't want to do this. I decided after I

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Speaker 3: Because it's all things everybody already knows about me, except

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Speaker 2: like you do use that phone? People communicate with No,

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Speaker 2: Literally, we went to like this spot where you can't

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Speaker 2: and then when we got home it was literally so fun.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we went to this restaurant where they locked your

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Speaker 3: people twerking. It was really demonic and turning off. Okay

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Speaker 3: to your base flag I did when you do one.

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Speaker 2: Mine is this is so annoying, but I un ironically

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Speaker 2: like some people who cares. But then when you get

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Speaker 3: But it used to be like like if we were

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Speaker 3: Like, I came here a commie, I opened Red Bulls

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Speaker 3: That's probably just a red flag.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's fully a red flag. You're like trying to

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Speaker 2: Like that is really annoying.

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Speaker 2: Which like that's why it's a big flag that turned

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Speaker 3: Yeah, right, a right.

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Speaker 3: What is that?

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Speaker 2: Is that scarlet fever the like rash like the.

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Speaker 3: Girl wore on her chest. No, she was a scarlag,

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, swag. No, Okay, I don't know what

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Speaker 2: scarlet fever is by definition, but it literally sounds like

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Speaker 3: Movie, just like toxic blood syndrome, like septic blood.

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Speaker 2: It's a really small power of people, get it. Scarlet

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Speaker 2: who have struck throat, red rash on face, neck, trunk.

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Speaker 2: The fuck is a trunk, arms and legs, So you

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Speaker 2: But they need to change the name of that because

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Speaker 2: literally why do we still have something that's scarlet fever.

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Speaker 3: Scarlet fever is so coquette.

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Speaker 2: Like cockette. That's not how you pronounce.

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Speaker 3: It's cockuette, like the fashion Catholicism cockuette cock c O

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Speaker 3: c k E T T E No. No, yeah, okay,

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Speaker 3: then spell it.

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Speaker 2: You're just protecting the kind of things you enjoy onto,

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Speaker 3: That I enjoy cock hello, look at me?

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Speaker 2: Hello.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Also, we need to put Shane Dawson in court.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah. He ruined an entire generation with those goddamn

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Speaker 2: Shane Dawson really freaks me out. I got so high

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Speaker 2: doesn't he is my conspiracy. My conspiracy theory is that

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Speaker 2: he is not real. That's my conspiracy, that he's not

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Speaker 2: a real person. And like, also, why is he in

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Speaker 2: the shirt. My conspiracy theory is like.

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Speaker 3: That he the shirt like and then ripped it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, Like, no, that's my thing. Is like,

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Speaker 2: did he repurchase that shirt or did he save that

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Speaker 3: He's like, me saved it, and he was like, this

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, he probably felt like a god when

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Speaker 3: Probably the craziest thing about Shane Dawson is like when

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Speaker 3: the beginning, like it was a it was an a

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Speaker 2: I think we were watching it and still kind of

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Speaker 2: poking fun at it, like him going into that damn

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Speaker 2: chuck e cheese for that fucking pizza will never not

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Speaker 2: mister B's sides, Yeah, they're massive. But now it's just

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Speaker 2: We have mister Beast, which is mister Beast in his

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Speaker 2: Which is literally so opathetic.

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Speaker 3: YouTube in general is in their flop era right now.

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Speaker 3: It's really crazy and we're the only thing keeping YouTube alive.

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Speaker 2: Wait, mister Beast did ages one to one hundred fight

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Speaker 2: for five hundred thousand dollars, so we literally have to

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Speaker 2: Oh my fucking god, I cannot believe that.

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Speaker 3: It's really crazy. That's like the most watched thing ever period, Like.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like what wait, what is Let's see what is

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Speaker 3: Oh oh my god.

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Speaker 2: The squid game video has half a billion phase.

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Speaker 3: That's good game. I was just about to say that, help.

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Speaker 2: Where are you help? I'm in the squid game. I

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Speaker 3: I'm trapped in the squid game.

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Speaker 2: Dude. That is literally so fucking just I had mentioned

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Speaker 3: Wow, And I was.

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Speaker 2: Like, Okay, I like to leave for like three weeks

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Speaker 2: at a.

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Speaker 3: Time to go performing squid Game.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I would win.

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Speaker 3: You're you're really bad with money. You have to like

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Speaker 3: get your debt back.

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Speaker 2: Okay. Wow, now you're just like being like calling me out.

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Speaker 2: Well I think I would win squid Game.

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Speaker 3: No, you wouldn't, Yes.

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Speaker 2: I would. I would. Aslana has said, my way up

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Speaker 2: Do you remember that She's trying to like fuck on

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Speaker 3: if y'all know anything about them, but they are fucking monsters.

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Speaker 3: They're evil, disgusting, like nasty, fucking vile creature.

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Speaker 2: Like you're like, they're gally like a bear.

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Speaker 3: Like they're really cute when you look at them, but

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Speaker 3: they're scary as fuck. Just like, look up a picture

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's it. That's the one that I saw and

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but.

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Speaker 2: Uh, the ill the mouth open is crazy. That's what

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Speaker 3: Yeah for real. But when I but in a good way,

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Speaker 3: and that's red flag number one, red flag number two.

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Speaker 2: Wait, red flags That they have smooth brains, yes, because

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Speaker 3: No, No, you're good. But they're so fucking stupid and

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00:20:55,720 --> 00:20:58,639
Speaker 3: smooth brain that if you put them in a room

439
00:20:59,480 --> 00:21:02,280
Speaker 3: full of the only which is another thing I'll touch

440
00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:05,280
Speaker 3: on the only thing they can eat, which is fucking eucalyptus,

441
00:21:05,320 --> 00:21:08,240
Speaker 3: which is so fucking stupid and toxic and dumb, Like

442
00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:10,240
Speaker 3: why the fuck they But if you put them in

443
00:21:10,240 --> 00:21:12,320
Speaker 3: a room, I'm like actually getting angry. They're so stupid.

444
00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:14,439
Speaker 3: But if you put them in a room full of

445
00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:18,359
Speaker 3: eucalyptus picked off the branch, just like viable food for them,

446
00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:21,000
Speaker 3: they will not eat it because they're smooth, dumb fucking

447
00:21:21,040 --> 00:21:24,439
Speaker 3: brains will not recognize that that's edible to them, and

448
00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:27,879
Speaker 3: they will starve to death in a room full of food. Two,

449
00:21:28,560 --> 00:21:29,840
Speaker 3: the only thing they can.

450
00:21:29,760 --> 00:21:31,920
Speaker 2: Eat in a room full of meat loaf.

451
00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:33,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, really, you die.

452
00:21:33,520 --> 00:21:36,359
Speaker 2: I would just let myself die out and meat loaf.

453
00:21:37,240 --> 00:21:42,639
Speaker 3: But the next thing is their teeth, Like you know,

454
00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:46,760
Speaker 3: like rodent, like eucalyptus is like very toxic, Like they're

455
00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:48,399
Speaker 3: not supposed to be eating it, so they have like

456
00:21:48,520 --> 00:21:52,240
Speaker 3: ironclad stomachs that like barely fucking digest it. And when

457
00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:54,640
Speaker 3: they're fucking babies, this is the craziest thing you'll ever hear.

458
00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:55,639
Speaker 3: When they're babies.

459
00:21:56,840 --> 00:21:58,919
Speaker 2: The babies, you know all this shit, Why do you

460
00:21:59,040 --> 00:22:02,080
Speaker 2: know all this ship learn things you use your iPhone for.

461
00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:04,040
Speaker 2: It's like insane, I learned.

462
00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:08,000
Speaker 3: But babies they get milk, but the milk is only

463
00:22:08,040 --> 00:22:12,160
Speaker 3: from eucalyptus juice basically, like so it's really not very

464
00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:14,679
Speaker 3: nutritious at all. But when they're weaning off of milk

465
00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:17,800
Speaker 3: to eucalyptus, because it's the only fucking thing they can

466
00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:22,800
Speaker 3: eat the moms or since the babies can't digest it

467
00:22:22,840 --> 00:22:26,119
Speaker 3: because it's really fibrous and toxic, the only way they

468
00:22:26,119 --> 00:22:30,600
Speaker 3: can get nutrition is from literally sucking diarrhea juice out

469
00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:33,800
Speaker 3: of their mother's ass, and it's enough nutrition for them

470
00:22:34,040 --> 00:22:37,200
Speaker 3: just to get by. Not joking, it's the craziest fucking

471
00:22:37,240 --> 00:22:39,719
Speaker 3: thing ever. And yeah, I could go, I could go

472
00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:41,439
Speaker 3: way longer, but I've already talked about it for like

473
00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:43,960
Speaker 3: four minutes and I'm done. But like, they're awful, awful

474
00:22:43,960 --> 00:22:45,639
Speaker 3: creatures and they all have syphilis.

475
00:22:45,680 --> 00:22:47,240
Speaker 2: No, Like, how did you, like, was there like a

476
00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:50,200
Speaker 2: TikTok series of someone talking about them or did you okay?

477
00:22:50,359 --> 00:22:52,840
Speaker 2: Because I was like, did you like seek this information

478
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:58,199
Speaker 2: out after the fact? Yeah, so instead of learning the

479
00:22:58,200 --> 00:22:59,520
Speaker 2: one fact, you're like, I need.

480
00:22:59,320 --> 00:23:00,919
Speaker 3: More, I need to know everything.

481
00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:03,080
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I think they're like kind of gross. But

482
00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:07,280
Speaker 2: also every singer on the planet who's gone to Australia

483
00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:08,800
Speaker 2: takes a picture with a koala, so.

484
00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:10,280
Speaker 3: Like, yeah, and they all get syphilis.

485
00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:12,520
Speaker 2: I need to start my singing career so that like,

486
00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:14,199
Speaker 2: for some reason, they're just a picture of me with

487
00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:16,320
Speaker 2: a koala, Like, is there actually a picture of every

488
00:23:16,359 --> 00:23:18,000
Speaker 2: famous person with Koala because that's like what.

489
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:19,800
Speaker 3: I think i'd imagine.

490
00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:21,560
Speaker 2: So if you got to imagine when you get off

491
00:23:21,560 --> 00:23:23,360
Speaker 2: like the airplane, they're just there and they're like, all right,

492
00:23:23,359 --> 00:23:25,680
Speaker 2: time for your fucking picture, bitch, Like every ready.

493
00:23:25,680 --> 00:23:28,640
Speaker 3: You get syphilis immediately from them.

494
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:31,399
Speaker 2: Well, I've decided that the most annoying part about living

495
00:23:31,560 --> 00:23:36,040
Speaker 2: isn't dying. Like dying isn't the annoying part. It's that

496
00:23:36,119 --> 00:23:39,000
Speaker 2: when I die, I don't get to keep up with

497
00:23:39,119 --> 00:23:41,760
Speaker 2: like gossip, like things will keep going, jokes will keep

498
00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:44,840
Speaker 2: going without me, and like yeah and evolving. And also

499
00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:47,480
Speaker 2: it's it genuinely is annoying me because I was just

500
00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:50,080
Speaker 2: thinking about my funeral the other night and I was like, damn,

501
00:23:50,119 --> 00:23:52,720
Speaker 2: it is actually annoying. I won't be there, like it

502
00:23:52,840 --> 00:23:56,160
Speaker 2: is the one party about me. I won't be at Yeah,

503
00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:58,879
Speaker 2: because let's get real, Like, funerals are fucking parties.

504
00:23:58,920 --> 00:24:01,399
Speaker 3: That's what I their celebrations of life.

505
00:24:01,520 --> 00:24:02,679
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're literally partying.

506
00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:06,119
Speaker 3: We went or sorry, what the fuck we need to

507
00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:09,600
Speaker 3: when I die? World tour in my body across stuff

508
00:24:09,640 --> 00:24:12,679
Speaker 3: me full of fucking sand and wood chips and travel

509
00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:14,720
Speaker 3: me around the world. I always said that that's like

510
00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:17,399
Speaker 3: my one dying wish is I need a world tour of.

511
00:24:17,560 --> 00:24:20,000
Speaker 2: The thing is like, you know, like I'm just gonna

512
00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:21,920
Speaker 2: be honest with you, that's not gonna happen because that's

513
00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:23,600
Speaker 2: it's going to take a lot of money and work, and.

514
00:24:23,560 --> 00:24:27,400
Speaker 3: I don't want to use my bank account. True, yeah,

515
00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:30,119
Speaker 3: that's what. I don't want my money going to anybody

516
00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:32,199
Speaker 3: but my world tour funeral fund.

517
00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:33,639
Speaker 2: Well, what if you have kids?

518
00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:36,680
Speaker 3: I want to be like Princess whatever or not Princess

519
00:24:36,680 --> 00:24:38,800
Speaker 3: what's her fucking name, the Queen of England, like.

520
00:24:39,040 --> 00:24:41,840
Speaker 2: And everybody, well, no one's going to be on the streets.

521
00:24:42,640 --> 00:24:44,800
Speaker 3: Will be losing their mind, don't.

522
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:48,000
Speaker 2: I don't know that necessarily in trophes of people, will

523
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:50,480
Speaker 2: people be like running out into the street, like falling

524
00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:53,359
Speaker 2: to their knees, being like true fellas.

525
00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:56,600
Speaker 3: Clip this, clip this, then I die. Watch the masses

526
00:24:56,640 --> 00:25:02,120
Speaker 3: will do Drew Deism girly as well, because the truth

527
00:25:02,119 --> 00:25:04,560
Speaker 3: has spread in like a very real and diabolical way,

528
00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:07,200
Speaker 3: Like it's it's really like actually kind of getting dangerous

529
00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:08,200
Speaker 3: and out of hand at this point.

530
00:25:08,280 --> 00:25:10,080
Speaker 2: You know what else is annoying? I know when I die,

531
00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:13,399
Speaker 2: some fucking cunt bitch is gonna be like good, I

532
00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:16,600
Speaker 2: fucking hate Oh that's so annoying. And you know what's

533
00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:18,959
Speaker 2: annoying is like I would do I would probably make

534
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:21,040
Speaker 2: the same fucking joke, so like I can't even be mad,

535
00:25:21,119 --> 00:25:22,280
Speaker 2: Like I literally can't be mad.

536
00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:25,920
Speaker 3: But it's not a joke for them, it's a real thing.

537
00:25:26,119 --> 00:25:29,600
Speaker 3: They're like there's real hatred there because they're fucking losers,

538
00:25:29,680 --> 00:25:35,120
Speaker 3: no literally losers, no life, no bitches, no money, no swag.

539
00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:39,040
Speaker 3: The swag that they got is all on their bed

540
00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:41,960
Speaker 3: in a pile of dirty fucking clothes because they're depressed.

541
00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:46,320
Speaker 2: Oh no, but it is like coming from a real

542
00:25:46,320 --> 00:25:50,119
Speaker 2: place because like our iPhones have just turned people into imagery.

543
00:25:50,240 --> 00:25:52,040
Speaker 2: So then it's like easy for them to be like

544
00:25:52,040 --> 00:25:54,439
Speaker 2: this girl like good, she's dead. But yeah, I just

545
00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:56,760
Speaker 2: know that when I die, like it's not gonna be

546
00:25:56,880 --> 00:25:59,160
Speaker 2: like there will not be a parade inside my city,

547
00:25:59,240 --> 00:26:00,960
Speaker 2: Like it's not gonna be vibe Like when I die,

548
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:02,639
Speaker 2: it's not going to be like as dramatic as I

549
00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:04,200
Speaker 2: want it to be, and the ripples aren't going to

550
00:26:04,280 --> 00:26:06,440
Speaker 2: go that far. It's just gonna be like, damn.

551
00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:11,560
Speaker 3: Life truly is suffering. Oh my god, wait, did you

552
00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:14,920
Speaker 3: just life is suffering? Wow?

553
00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:17,600
Speaker 2: Well, I mean like that's like a really harsh take

554
00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:19,439
Speaker 2: on it though, So I like, because I know I

555
00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:21,080
Speaker 2: haven't heard anyone say that, so I'm just.

556
00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:27,120
Speaker 1: Like yeah, hell yeah right heah, the Buddha said that,

557
00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:29,880
Speaker 1: right right.

558
00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:30,080
Speaker 4: Oh.

559
00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:33,520
Speaker 2: Also, if anybody wants to donate me some of their discharge,

560
00:26:33,520 --> 00:26:36,679
Speaker 2: because I just got a really nice dab brick, So

561
00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:40,840
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna start doing like discharge dabs. But mine

562
00:26:40,840 --> 00:26:43,160
Speaker 2: aren't like viscus enough right now. I think I gotta

563
00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:44,960
Speaker 2: funk with my pH a little bit and then my

564
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:46,720
Speaker 2: discharge up there.

565
00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:48,240
Speaker 3: Don't eat, just let it like.

566
00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:50,440
Speaker 2: Kind of do you think a hot cheetah over time

567
00:26:50,440 --> 00:26:52,920
Speaker 2: would just disintegrate in a hole that like.

568
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:55,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a citic in there. It's not it's not

569
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:57,639
Speaker 3: alcohol at all, you like.

570
00:26:57,720 --> 00:26:59,439
Speaker 2: Imagine pulling it out. It's just kind of like a

571
00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:01,560
Speaker 2: string like left. I don't wanted to.

572
00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:04,240
Speaker 3: Kai walked into the house today and was like, Oh,

573
00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:07,240
Speaker 3: it fucking stinks like weed in here. Like we just

574
00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:10,719
Speaker 3: about to say it's because of all the discharge stabs

575
00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:11,640
Speaker 3: and this has been doing.

576
00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:14,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, I like can't stop. But then sometimes when.

577
00:27:14,560 --> 00:27:18,000
Speaker 3: It's like not weed it's literally just just discharge.

578
00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:20,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like weird. It's weird that it gives off

579
00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:22,520
Speaker 2: the same scent as weed, which like I would have

580
00:27:22,560 --> 00:27:25,440
Speaker 2: ever expected. But I'm no chemist, so I can't really

581
00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:26,639
Speaker 2: explain it. It just to smell.

582
00:27:26,760 --> 00:27:31,440
Speaker 3: Like we never ever talked about the girl who got

583
00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:34,680
Speaker 3: into a car crash listening to emergency in her car. Yeah,

584
00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:37,399
Speaker 3: this girl was listening to Emergency Intercome and we probably

585
00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:39,879
Speaker 3: streamed in the fucking mic or some shit, and she

586
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:42,520
Speaker 3: swerved and got into a big ass car crash. She's

587
00:27:42,520 --> 00:27:45,840
Speaker 3: alive and fine, she's a couple bruises, but cars.

588
00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:47,320
Speaker 2: Oh wait, no, oh wait, wait wait, I thought you

589
00:27:47,359 --> 00:27:50,480
Speaker 2: were talking about the girl who adere ran into her car,

590
00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:53,199
Speaker 2: because this isn't the first time somebody got into a

591
00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:53,880
Speaker 2: car accident.

592
00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:57,560
Speaker 3: There really is like a forming like every six months

593
00:27:57,560 --> 00:28:00,159
Speaker 3: someone gets in a car crash listening to us, So

594
00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:00,600
Speaker 3: they just.

595
00:28:00,520 --> 00:28:02,600
Speaker 2: Don't listen to us in the car, I think, honestly,

596
00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:05,600
Speaker 2: Also when people like, here's my new thing, So I

597
00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:07,639
Speaker 2: know a lot of people over time they just like

598
00:28:07,680 --> 00:28:10,280
Speaker 2: start to get bored of podcasts and they maybe just

599
00:28:10,280 --> 00:28:11,879
Speaker 2: start to get bored of us. And I understand it,

600
00:28:11,880 --> 00:28:14,000
Speaker 2: and I don't take an offense, but think about me

601
00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:16,440
Speaker 2: and stop being fucking selfish. You're being a fucking prick.

602
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:18,240
Speaker 3: Just put it on in the background.

603
00:28:18,359 --> 00:28:20,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, put me on double speed and go to sing

604
00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:22,840
Speaker 2: with your iPhone charging next to your head and let

605
00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:24,960
Speaker 2: it like do the thing that pregnant ladies do with

606
00:28:25,040 --> 00:28:27,920
Speaker 2: their babies where they just like play Mozart around the baby.

607
00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:29,560
Speaker 2: Do that with emergency Intercom.

608
00:28:29,560 --> 00:28:32,560
Speaker 3: But to yourself, Yeah, don't even listen.

609
00:28:32,760 --> 00:28:35,840
Speaker 2: You don't have to think about me and like what

610
00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:37,240
Speaker 2: I have going on in my life.

611
00:28:37,320 --> 00:28:41,320
Speaker 3: Everything I fucking given to you. It's crazy and you're

612
00:28:41,480 --> 00:28:45,040
Speaker 3: trying to do to me now. And then on top

613
00:28:45,080 --> 00:28:47,320
Speaker 3: of that, a girl made Emergency in or Come themed

614
00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:50,760
Speaker 3: nails nails so fucking swag.

615
00:28:51,560 --> 00:28:53,720
Speaker 2: I need to get my nails done so bad. They're discussing.

616
00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:56,680
Speaker 3: I have like screenshots of them somewhere of the nails

617
00:28:56,760 --> 00:28:58,800
Speaker 3: or the car of the car and the nails. So

618
00:28:58,840 --> 00:29:00,680
Speaker 3: I have like her profile that we can look up.

619
00:29:00,760 --> 00:29:02,560
Speaker 3: I bet if you look up emergency or can't.

620
00:29:03,080 --> 00:29:05,640
Speaker 2: Okay, it's songs now bound from my car and why

621
00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:09,520
Speaker 2: and it was emergency Intercolm and she said rear ended

622
00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:14,360
Speaker 2: someone while putting volume on blast. Oh, it was a

623
00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:17,560
Speaker 2: cute car too. She got a gorgeous little bruise on

624
00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:17,920
Speaker 2: her eye.

625
00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:19,720
Speaker 3: Found like, I'm assuming she hit.

626
00:29:19,640 --> 00:29:22,960
Speaker 2: The steering wheel, which really sucks. But it's like gorgeous hues.

627
00:29:23,120 --> 00:29:27,280
Speaker 3: Gorgeous hues, gorgeous, gorgeous, pretty fucking color. Okay, I have

628
00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:30,520
Speaker 3: this game that I want to play. It's reading Grinder messages,

629
00:29:30,680 --> 00:29:33,800
Speaker 3: and I'm the blue line and you're the yellow line.

630
00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:40,120
Speaker 2: One to top is your profile image your mugshop?

631
00:29:40,360 --> 00:29:46,960
Speaker 3: Yes it is. I was acquitted aquitted of resist, delay, obstruct.

632
00:29:47,280 --> 00:29:50,600
Speaker 2: It's a matter of public record out of court to

633
00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:53,480
Speaker 2: see why use that as your profile image?

634
00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:54,840
Speaker 3: Good lighting and clear skin.

635
00:29:58,080 --> 00:30:00,880
Speaker 2: That's the fucking killer because all of those answers were

636
00:30:00,920 --> 00:30:07,920
Speaker 2: like chat gbt ye, alright, next one, Hey, good Friday morning.

637
00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:09,600
Speaker 2: I'm the killer in this line.

638
00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:15,320
Speaker 3: Jesus, that's a lot. Question Tops don't use exclamation points.

639
00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:17,800
Speaker 3: Probably not even you're probably not even the top. Don't

640
00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:21,680
Speaker 3: use exclamation point again. Bottoms only want brooding guys, not

641
00:30:21,800 --> 00:30:24,000
Speaker 3: happy or excited. Learn how this works.

642
00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:31,760
Speaker 2: Uh, did you smoke med in my bathroom? Question mark?

643
00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:36,160
Speaker 3: No, I don't smoke meth. I smoked crack in your bathroom.

644
00:30:36,440 --> 00:30:37,240
Speaker 2: That's not better.

645
00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:44,680
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and then I saved a picture. You know,

646
00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:47,200
Speaker 3: the whole trend right now where it's like you leaked

647
00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:50,760
Speaker 3: blah blah blah, like and it's like the math tests

648
00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:53,560
Speaker 3: or something, and then I leaked. It's like a slide show.

649
00:30:53,640 --> 00:30:56,960
Speaker 3: First slides you leaked, second slide is the math test,

650
00:30:57,480 --> 00:31:00,760
Speaker 3: Third slide is I leaked? Four slide is like how

651
00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:04,000
Speaker 3: to make cocaine? Or like how they stole a bunch.

652
00:31:03,800 --> 00:31:06,240
Speaker 2: Of your timeline is fucking insane, Like, I don't know

653
00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:07,200
Speaker 2: what you're talking about.

654
00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:11,240
Speaker 3: Well, I have an ingredients and recipe for how to

655
00:31:11,520 --> 00:31:12,480
Speaker 3: make cocaine?

656
00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:16,200
Speaker 2: Can you make that? I guess like someone's got to

657
00:31:16,240 --> 00:31:16,719
Speaker 2: be making it.

658
00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:21,400
Speaker 3: It doesn't just exactly. I mean, I mean, honestly, like

659
00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:22,400
Speaker 3: gasoline and cocoa.

660
00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:29,400
Speaker 1: That's weird that you have to use gas gasoline concentrated through.

661
00:31:29,240 --> 00:31:33,800
Speaker 3: Gas or some calcium oxide, baking soda, hydrochloric acid. And

662
00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:35,040
Speaker 3: I'm not going to say anything else.

663
00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:38,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm like, don't give off, Like this video is

664
00:31:38,080 --> 00:32:01,360
Speaker 2: fucking disgusting. Also, the Marina song playing.

665
00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:08,160
Speaker 3: Day that's actually brilliant where it's actually so sweet.

666
00:32:08,520 --> 00:32:10,920
Speaker 2: On the screen, but the Marina song playing in the

667
00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:13,000
Speaker 2: background is literally so fucking funny.

668
00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:16,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's iconic af as fuck. I think we should

669
00:32:16,280 --> 00:32:17,920
Speaker 3: talk about you having negative RIZ.

670
00:32:20,080 --> 00:32:22,680
Speaker 2: Well, okay, I don't actually have negative RIZ. And also

671
00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:24,560
Speaker 2: like we.

672
00:32:24,520 --> 00:32:26,960
Speaker 3: Don't have to get into specifics. We really don't have

673
00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:31,400
Speaker 3: to get into specifics. But actually there's not much to say.

674
00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:33,920
Speaker 3: It's just negative RIZ and I have a lot of RIZ.

675
00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:37,440
Speaker 2: Okay, Our RIZ is probably the exact fucking same, except

676
00:32:37,480 --> 00:32:38,480
Speaker 2: I talk and you don't.

677
00:32:38,760 --> 00:32:41,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just don't need to use my RIZ.

678
00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:43,520
Speaker 2: I talk too much and you like barely talk.

679
00:32:43,600 --> 00:32:46,000
Speaker 3: I remember when people, like when the Young Gins were

680
00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:47,720
Speaker 3: talking about RIZ for the first time, I was like,

681
00:32:47,840 --> 00:32:50,200
Speaker 3: what the fuck is Riz? Like it took me so

682
00:32:50,360 --> 00:32:53,120
Speaker 3: long to fully understand what RIZ was, and I was like,

683
00:32:53,320 --> 00:32:55,560
Speaker 3: this is not something that's gonna fucking catch on. I

684
00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:58,080
Speaker 3: was like, Riz jizz, it's too like too close. It's not,

685
00:32:58,280 --> 00:33:00,600
Speaker 3: but it's like fully a thing. And it reminds me

686
00:33:00,960 --> 00:33:03,400
Speaker 3: of when I was first learning what a hashtag was

687
00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:06,320
Speaker 3: when I was like seven, and like my sister and

688
00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:09,280
Speaker 3: Madeline were explaining to me what a hashtag was for

689
00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:12,840
Speaker 3: like literally hours, and I really like genuinely could not

690
00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:16,520
Speaker 3: comprehend this, uh like could not comprehend what it was

691
00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:18,959
Speaker 3: at all. And the only reason I learned what it

692
00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:21,640
Speaker 3: was was like years later when my brain was like

693
00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:24,040
Speaker 3: a little more developed, like I figured like finally put

694
00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:26,640
Speaker 3: the pieces together. But like same thing when I was

695
00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:28,880
Speaker 3: first learning about RIZ, I was like, what the fuck

696
00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:32,720
Speaker 3: is this? And I don't understand like negative RIZ bro

697
00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:35,120
Speaker 3: has no RIZ like that gives no context because you

698
00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:37,280
Speaker 3: just kind of have to like figure it out over time.

699
00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:40,320
Speaker 2: I just understood those kind of things immediately because I'm

700
00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:44,200
Speaker 2: really good at understanding and listening, and like, get.

701
00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:45,440
Speaker 3: In the kitchen to make me a sandwich.

702
00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:50,400
Speaker 2: We are in the fucking kitchenen. Oh, that actually brings

703
00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:54,040
Speaker 2: me to my next topic. So, as women, we need

704
00:33:54,120 --> 00:33:56,760
Speaker 2: to stop learning because all the blood is rushing to

705
00:33:57,000 --> 00:34:00,520
Speaker 2: our brains and leaving our ovaries, and we have to

706
00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:02,360
Speaker 2: remember that at the end of it, you need to

707
00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:06,360
Speaker 2: have a baby. So stop learning, stop ingesting knowledge because

708
00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:08,520
Speaker 2: you're using all that blood for your brain, but you

709
00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:10,880
Speaker 2: might pass away and die because none of the blood

710
00:34:10,920 --> 00:34:12,200
Speaker 2: is pumping to your ovaries.

711
00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:15,080
Speaker 3: Same for men kind of because you get boners all

712
00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:18,680
Speaker 3: the blood people with yeah, people with too big of wieners,

713
00:34:18,719 --> 00:34:21,640
Speaker 3: like too long of boners. Sometimes pass out because the

714
00:34:21,680 --> 00:34:24,799
Speaker 3: blood that need is to give you an erection is

715
00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:27,400
Speaker 3: so much that they literally think and they can't get erections.

716
00:34:27,520 --> 00:34:31,000
Speaker 2: I un ironically think that like big Wiener culture is

717
00:34:31,080 --> 00:34:35,400
Speaker 2: so fucking disgusting, and I genuinely find like big Wieners disgusting,

718
00:34:35,520 --> 00:34:38,560
Speaker 2: Like you are a fucking grotesque animal. You need to

719
00:34:38,640 --> 00:34:41,600
Speaker 2: be put down. You are a danger to society. No,

720
00:34:41,719 --> 00:34:46,160
Speaker 2: that's uncomfortable and unnecessary. I genuinely feel bad for your

721
00:34:46,200 --> 00:34:50,319
Speaker 2: sex partners, Like no unnecessary, cut it, cut it, which

722
00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:52,440
Speaker 2: is actually fucked up. As I'm saying that, I'm realizing

723
00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:54,759
Speaker 2: that those people do exist and they are probably watching this,

724
00:34:55,239 --> 00:34:57,920
Speaker 2: but like that's just how I feel. Like it's nasty.

725
00:34:58,040 --> 00:35:00,920
Speaker 2: Like we watch that cut the they were like talking

726
00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:03,560
Speaker 2: about how big like everyone's Wiener was. It was like,

727
00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:06,040
Speaker 2: guess the size of like everybody's like Wiener, and that

728
00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:10,320
Speaker 2: dude had like a humongous fucking dong and it was disgusting.

729
00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:13,080
Speaker 3: Like did you say they should be like put to death?

730
00:35:13,520 --> 00:35:24,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm watching you like take my joke and like

731
00:35:24,480 --> 00:35:25,160
Speaker 4: destroy it.

732
00:35:35,360 --> 00:35:37,920
Speaker 2: You know what annoying guy is? This is my joke.

733
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:40,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I guess I should be put to death.

734
00:35:40,640 --> 00:35:42,959
Speaker 3: I just fucking did they put to death?

735
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:43,880
Speaker 2: I said cut.

736
00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:46,760
Speaker 3: It like you did say put to death before I did. Yeah,

737
00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:48,279
Speaker 3: and then you said cut it because I was waiting

738
00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:49,520
Speaker 3: for you to say it again because I was like, Oh,

739
00:35:49,560 --> 00:35:51,239
Speaker 3: it's gonna be even better if I don't have to

740
00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:56,480
Speaker 3: ask it. But yeah, yeah, that's the vibe. I have

741
00:35:56,520 --> 00:35:57,640
Speaker 3: a giant fucking wing.

742
00:35:57,920 --> 00:35:59,439
Speaker 2: I think I have to go to Abbey Road soon.

743
00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:02,760
Speaker 2: Oh really, Yeah, I got I got.

744
00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:04,680
Speaker 3: A yellow I know.

745
00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:07,919
Speaker 2: Or yeah, I'm going to the Abbey Road to get

746
00:36:07,920 --> 00:36:09,080
Speaker 2: on the yellow submarine.

747
00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:13,600
Speaker 3: Oh wow. Enya was listening to the beat or Enya

748
00:36:13,719 --> 00:36:19,280
Speaker 3: was listening to Paul George yesterday and fucking what.

749
00:36:18,600 --> 00:36:24,680
Speaker 2: Not that motherfucker's name George Harrison. He just said two

750
00:36:24,840 --> 00:36:25,720
Speaker 2: first names.

751
00:36:25,719 --> 00:36:28,720
Speaker 3: That's a basketball player, Paul George. And he was listening

752
00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:31,600
Speaker 3: to the name of their kid, Paul George as person.

753
00:36:31,719 --> 00:36:32,720
Speaker 3: Because you were a kid.

754
00:36:32,719 --> 00:36:34,920
Speaker 2: Paul after the year nineteen ninety.

755
00:36:34,640 --> 00:36:38,520
Speaker 3: Five, for all, if your name is Paul listening, it's

756
00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:41,520
Speaker 3: not like I guarantee if you were born with the

757
00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:44,239
Speaker 3: name Paul, you do not go by Paul until you're

758
00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:47,279
Speaker 3: forty eight years old. What what is what is Paul

759
00:36:47,360 --> 00:36:47,719
Speaker 3: short for?

760
00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:49,200
Speaker 4: Like?

761
00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:52,040
Speaker 3: What do you, I mean, what do you say philanthropy.

762
00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:56,560
Speaker 1: Planthropy, philanthropy, Paul, I don't know what the fuck was

763
00:36:56,600 --> 00:36:57,040
Speaker 1: I saying?

764
00:36:57,280 --> 00:37:02,160
Speaker 3: Oh, and you was listening to George Harris and why

765
00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:04,280
Speaker 3: am I saying this? And half the time I speak,

766
00:37:04,280 --> 00:37:06,200
Speaker 3: I'm literally just like what the fuck am I saying?

767
00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:08,520
Speaker 3: Like I'm literally trying to fill the void, like there's

768
00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:10,840
Speaker 3: nothing for me to say anything.

769
00:37:10,960 --> 00:37:13,439
Speaker 2: Yeah, I always just say too much, and then when

770
00:37:13,520 --> 00:37:17,680
Speaker 2: the answers don't come directly back, I'm like shocked, and

771
00:37:17,719 --> 00:37:21,120
Speaker 2: then I'm remembering that I said eighteen things to one

772
00:37:21,160 --> 00:37:24,320
Speaker 2: person and their brain probably works the way a normal

773
00:37:24,360 --> 00:37:27,640
Speaker 2: brain works, where you can't start three separate conversations with

774
00:37:27,719 --> 00:37:30,320
Speaker 2: a single person and have them answer everyone. Do you

775
00:37:30,320 --> 00:37:32,160
Speaker 2: know what I'm talking about. That's also why I don't

776
00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:34,720
Speaker 2: like texting, is because like I talk too much for texting.

777
00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:38,360
Speaker 2: So I'm one of those people who sends like eighteen texts,

778
00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:43,040
Speaker 2: all being different thoughts, and then I'm embarrassed and offended

779
00:37:43,120 --> 00:37:45,279
Speaker 2: when the person doesn't reply to every single thought and

780
00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:47,839
Speaker 2: I'm like, wow, I guess the things I say nothing

781
00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:48,279
Speaker 2: about you.

782
00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:50,760
Speaker 3: I do that where I text like a wall of text,

783
00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:53,560
Speaker 3: which is such a bad habit because everything I say

784
00:37:53,719 --> 00:37:56,879
Speaker 3: in those eighteen texts could just be condensed down into

785
00:37:56,920 --> 00:37:58,880
Speaker 3: one text. But I like, I am so excited to

786
00:37:58,880 --> 00:38:01,799
Speaker 3: get these thoughts across that like send them separately, and

787
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:05,239
Speaker 3: I'm guaranteed that's a relatable experience for someone out there.

788
00:38:06,360 --> 00:38:09,240
Speaker 3: But it's a really bad habit. I've been sending audio

789
00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:13,880
Speaker 3: messages on Instagram and via text. It's so easy to

790
00:38:13,920 --> 00:38:15,200
Speaker 3: send audio message.

791
00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:16,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, but then like, do you ever feel like you

792
00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:19,239
Speaker 2: just send too long of one? Because I end an

793
00:38:19,239 --> 00:38:21,640
Speaker 2: audio message and I'm looking down and it's forty five

794
00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:24,600
Speaker 2: seconds and I said what I needed to say in

795
00:38:24,640 --> 00:38:27,000
Speaker 2: the first five seconds, but then just kept holding my

796
00:38:27,040 --> 00:38:29,479
Speaker 2: finger down because I like hearing my own voice. Yep,

797
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:32,279
Speaker 2: so and then I just talked. And what's fucked up

798
00:38:32,320 --> 00:38:34,160
Speaker 2: is I won't even listen back to an audio message

799
00:38:34,239 --> 00:38:36,160
Speaker 2: before I send it because I'm like, oh, that's too

800
00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:38,279
Speaker 2: much to listen to, and that's me sending it, so

801
00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:41,200
Speaker 2: I know when people receive it, they're like, bitch, fuck you,

802
00:38:41,239 --> 00:38:43,239
Speaker 2: I don't want to hear your audio message. Also, someone

803
00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:44,920
Speaker 2: was fighting on the street outside of our window last

804
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:47,320
Speaker 2: night or outside of my window, and I literally freaked out.

805
00:38:48,680 --> 00:38:52,280
Speaker 3: Because we Finally, I tell this story all the fucking

806
00:38:52,320 --> 00:38:55,759
Speaker 3: time about the home invasion, and like, I don't know

807
00:38:55,760 --> 00:38:59,279
Speaker 3: if we ever really told this story about like the

808
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:02,760
Speaker 3: kids screw on the street and then those SUS people,

809
00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:05,600
Speaker 3: but like we retold all those stories recently, and of

810
00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:07,560
Speaker 3: course that happened the night that we.

811
00:39:07,520 --> 00:39:08,800
Speaker 2: Said it, we're talking about it.

812
00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:09,799
Speaker 3: I don't I don't know.

813
00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:12,640
Speaker 2: If I hear no evil speak, no evils, you will

814
00:39:12,640 --> 00:39:13,360
Speaker 2: see no evil.

815
00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:17,440
Speaker 3: Yeah. I don't think people really understand how fucking traumatized

816
00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:21,040
Speaker 3: I was from all of those events. Like I literally

817
00:39:21,080 --> 00:39:24,880
Speaker 3: could not sleep alone in the house or in my

818
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:27,719
Speaker 3: bedroom period, Like if Enya was home, I would have

819
00:39:27,880 --> 00:39:29,600
Speaker 3: to go sleep in her bed, and it was like

820
00:39:29,680 --> 00:39:33,480
Speaker 3: that for literally months, Like it was so scary and

821
00:39:33,560 --> 00:39:34,040
Speaker 3: any sound.

822
00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:35,680
Speaker 2: It was so nice though, because I got to know

823
00:39:35,719 --> 00:39:38,160
Speaker 2: your body in a way that I maybe wouldn't have ever. Yeah,

824
00:39:38,200 --> 00:39:40,279
Speaker 2: So in a way, I'm thankful for the intruder for

825
00:39:40,440 --> 00:39:41,239
Speaker 2: letting me touch you.

826
00:39:41,760 --> 00:39:44,480
Speaker 3: The body exploring part was a pro us.

827
00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:46,719
Speaker 1: What that's gross me when.

828
00:39:46,600 --> 00:39:48,839
Speaker 2: I'm talking because y'all have never spent the whole night

829
00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:51,120
Speaker 2: together because you get used and abused and tossed out

830
00:39:51,120 --> 00:39:52,719
Speaker 2: the front door. But I get the whole night. I

831
00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:55,880
Speaker 2: get twelve hours. He lets me chill like for like

832
00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:58,839
Speaker 2: thirty minutes to clean. He's like, hey, pick up all

833
00:39:58,880 --> 00:40:01,720
Speaker 2: your shit, and like you don't even let him shower,

834
00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:05,920
Speaker 2: do you. Yeah, He's like, go home and shower, and Max.

835
00:40:05,960 --> 00:40:09,480
Speaker 1: Has like three minutes. Whoever long a scissors song is

836
00:40:09,880 --> 00:40:12,160
Speaker 1: how long I get after and then he kicks me out.

837
00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:15,279
Speaker 3: As a time man.

838
00:40:15,400 --> 00:40:17,160
Speaker 2: He plays the weekend and then you have to get

839
00:40:17,160 --> 00:40:19,240
Speaker 2: out before it's over or the attack.

840
00:40:19,440 --> 00:40:23,920
Speaker 3: The weekend is a scary, scary vibe, a really really

841
00:40:24,040 --> 00:40:25,000
Speaker 3: scary man.

842
00:40:25,239 --> 00:40:26,759
Speaker 2: I thought you met the song. I was like, I

843
00:40:26,760 --> 00:40:29,719
Speaker 2: guess it is scary being like a side.

844
00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:34,040
Speaker 3: Oh. I literally just put those two pieces together. The weekend. Wait,

845
00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:35,680
Speaker 3: why is he talking about the weekend in that.

846
00:40:36,120 --> 00:40:38,480
Speaker 2: No, she doesn't mean the artist. She means like the literal,

847
00:40:38,560 --> 00:40:41,680
Speaker 2: like the end of the week, like the weekend, Like

848
00:40:41,719 --> 00:40:43,600
Speaker 2: you get nine to five, I get like the weekend

849
00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:44,560
Speaker 2: like two days.

850
00:40:44,960 --> 00:40:49,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, the weekend is a really awful vibe and I

851
00:40:49,160 --> 00:40:51,920
Speaker 3: don't really want to go into it any more than

852
00:40:51,960 --> 00:40:55,440
Speaker 3: I have to. But really, just like I saw some

853
00:40:55,560 --> 00:40:58,640
Speaker 3: shit today that actually scarred me for life and made

854
00:40:58,680 --> 00:40:59,960
Speaker 3: me very uncomfortable.

855
00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:01,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think a.

856
00:41:01,320 --> 00:41:04,600
Speaker 3: Lot of America can say that, yes, it's been it

857
00:41:04,640 --> 00:41:06,719
Speaker 3: was a very rancid.

858
00:41:06,520 --> 00:41:08,600
Speaker 2: Wait, but why do you get nine to five and

859
00:41:08,719 --> 00:41:09,680
Speaker 2: I get the weekend?

860
00:41:10,120 --> 00:41:12,920
Speaker 3: You get nine to five on the weekend.

861
00:41:13,040 --> 00:41:14,320
Speaker 2: No, it's on the weekend.

862
00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:19,960
Speaker 3: M Like, hello, we the try Guy drama.

863
00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:25,759
Speaker 2: Oh, OK, I know this thing happened. So this thing

864
00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:28,000
Speaker 2: happened recent. No, it happened like two days ago, didn't it.

865
00:41:30,320 --> 00:41:34,239
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, it happened two days ago.

866
00:41:35,640 --> 00:41:38,720
Speaker 2: No, enough time has passed that we can like, yeah,

867
00:41:38,760 --> 00:41:42,160
Speaker 2: we don't like talking about pop culture things because I

868
00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:44,719
Speaker 2: just don't like doing that. It's like, I don't know

869
00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:47,400
Speaker 2: that I care to like given my public opinion, but

870
00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:50,280
Speaker 2: enough time has passed that this is literally hilarious.

871
00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:54,279
Speaker 3: To me, Like yeah, like have you The world's reaction

872
00:41:54,640 --> 00:41:59,560
Speaker 3: to a man cheating was the craziest overreaction I've ever

873
00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:01,560
Speaker 3: seen one. Like, and I don't give a fuck if

874
00:42:01,560 --> 00:42:04,319
Speaker 3: this is an unpopular opinion because I literally don't care,

875
00:42:06,120 --> 00:42:09,360
Speaker 3: because aren't they still together? Like we should have listened

876
00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:11,320
Speaker 3: to the person that was cheated on if she's okay,

877
00:42:11,520 --> 00:42:13,319
Speaker 3: Like I don't.

878
00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:14,640
Speaker 2: I actually don't know.

879
00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:18,879
Speaker 3: I don't know how it ended. But them firing him

880
00:42:19,080 --> 00:42:22,759
Speaker 3: because of that was actually no, wait, I'm thinking about

881
00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:23,279
Speaker 3: it a little bit.

882
00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:26,120
Speaker 2: Oh my god, he's literally well because it's because he like.

883
00:42:26,719 --> 00:42:31,920
Speaker 3: Employee that that makes sense. I don't know. I just

884
00:42:31,960 --> 00:42:35,120
Speaker 3: thought like the whole thing was hilarious.

885
00:42:35,160 --> 00:42:38,480
Speaker 2: Oh my god. He literally hasn't posted since then. Imagine

886
00:42:38,560 --> 00:42:42,320
Speaker 2: your last post being admitting that you cheated. Bitch.

887
00:42:43,560 --> 00:42:44,759
Speaker 3: Never have to.

888
00:42:44,880 --> 00:42:48,000
Speaker 2: Literally like hold me upside down above fucking piranhas to

889
00:42:48,040 --> 00:42:49,440
Speaker 2: get me to say that ship, and I'd still be like,

890
00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:51,799
Speaker 2: dunk me, I don't go fuck like, don't eat my hair,

891
00:42:52,080 --> 00:42:52,960
Speaker 2: dunk challenge.

892
00:42:53,600 --> 00:42:57,879
Speaker 3: It's good games challenge, but yeah, that ship, dude.

893
00:42:57,920 --> 00:43:00,720
Speaker 2: The Internet is literally just so funny, Like it's just funny,

894
00:43:00,920 --> 00:43:05,000
Speaker 2: like the hysteria, like the hysteria over a man cheating

895
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:08,279
Speaker 2: on his wife, which is literally something that happens all

896
00:43:08,480 --> 00:43:13,560
Speaker 2: the time. Especially like the biggest thing. I've said this before, like, yeah,

897
00:43:13,600 --> 00:43:16,600
Speaker 2: your parents probably have cheated on each other. But I've

898
00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:20,080
Speaker 2: said this before. The biggest thing is when somebody is

899
00:43:20,680 --> 00:43:25,480
Speaker 2: too keen on being like, I, oh, I love my partner,

900
00:43:25,560 --> 00:43:27,479
Speaker 2: like I love my fucking wife. I love my wife.

901
00:43:27,480 --> 00:43:29,759
Speaker 2: I love my wife. You're cheating. You're literally cheating, because

902
00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:31,000
Speaker 2: what the fuck are you saying that all the time,

903
00:43:31,040 --> 00:43:32,399
Speaker 2: Like you don't have to prove it to me, like

904
00:43:32,640 --> 00:43:34,320
Speaker 2: go like get her flowers or something and shut the

905
00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:34,719
Speaker 2: fuck up.

906
00:43:34,760 --> 00:43:39,400
Speaker 3: Like because if he wanted to, he would, If he

907
00:43:39,520 --> 00:43:42,680
Speaker 3: wanted to, he would genuinely.

908
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:45,480
Speaker 2: Do not settle, if he wanted to, he would.

909
00:43:45,760 --> 00:43:49,120
Speaker 3: No, but like genuinely, if he wanted to, he would,

910
00:43:49,480 --> 00:43:51,800
Speaker 3: And that, like shit resonates with me heavily.

911
00:43:53,480 --> 00:43:56,240
Speaker 2: If he wanted to you yeah, okay.

912
00:43:56,320 --> 00:43:57,720
Speaker 3: If she wanted to, he would.

913
00:44:00,760 --> 00:44:03,200
Speaker 2: You're still not You're still not like getting there all

914
00:44:03,239 --> 00:44:03,480
Speaker 2: the way.

915
00:44:03,560 --> 00:44:05,200
Speaker 3: It's like if you wanted to, you she would.

916
00:44:05,480 --> 00:44:07,480
Speaker 2: I mean, if you wanted to, you would. Because also

917
00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:14,000
Speaker 2: like you're supposed to do stuff for are supposed to reship. Yeah,

918
00:44:15,120 --> 00:44:17,520
Speaker 2: I should just be tweeted like a queen with.

919
00:44:17,560 --> 00:44:21,600
Speaker 3: That, trying tweeted like a little queen. I'm literally a queen.

920
00:44:22,480 --> 00:44:24,520
Speaker 2: Came out by accent. But I knew you would make

921
00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:26,000
Speaker 2: fun of me, so I like trying.

922
00:44:25,760 --> 00:44:33,160
Speaker 3: To keep it. You said, tweeted, Oh my god, tweeted

923
00:44:33,200 --> 00:44:35,560
Speaker 3: like a queen. I thought you were joking. You should

924
00:44:35,560 --> 00:44:37,040
Speaker 3: have just let me rock with it, because I would have.

925
00:44:37,960 --> 00:44:39,920
Speaker 2: I just like I'm not a liar, like you, so

926
00:44:39,960 --> 00:44:40,880
Speaker 2: I don't just like Fike.

927
00:44:42,520 --> 00:44:44,160
Speaker 3: Lying is literally a blessed.

928
00:44:44,160 --> 00:44:46,400
Speaker 2: The state sales aren't real. Also, a state sales are

929
00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:49,200
Speaker 2: actually really fucked up. Like okay, two things. One, they're

930
00:44:49,239 --> 00:44:51,080
Speaker 2: not real because I only see them on TikTok. I

931
00:44:51,080 --> 00:44:53,560
Speaker 2: think a state sales are a figment of imagination that

932
00:44:53,600 --> 00:44:57,000
Speaker 2: was created for TikTok, And exactly, you're weird. Why the

933
00:44:57,040 --> 00:45:00,839
Speaker 2: fuck are you stalking dead people's houses. Two, imagine an

934
00:45:00,960 --> 00:45:04,720
Speaker 2: estate so happening at your fucking house and some random

935
00:45:04,880 --> 00:45:07,320
Speaker 2: twenty year old going into your house and buying something

936
00:45:07,600 --> 00:45:10,480
Speaker 2: for a quarter of your perceived value of it and

937
00:45:10,520 --> 00:45:12,040
Speaker 2: being like, oh my god, I just got a steal

938
00:45:12,080 --> 00:45:15,960
Speaker 2: and it's because this bitch is dead. Like, that's fucked up.

939
00:45:16,040 --> 00:45:18,239
Speaker 2: Don't let anybody have my shit when I die. Put

940
00:45:18,239 --> 00:45:19,759
Speaker 2: that shit in a storage unit and like pay it

941
00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:21,680
Speaker 2: off until I have no more fucking money. And then

942
00:45:21,680 --> 00:45:24,759
Speaker 2: in like eight million years, when the fucking defenders of

943
00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:28,200
Speaker 2: like the fucking Apple pro goggles like go and find

944
00:45:28,239 --> 00:45:29,799
Speaker 2: that shit because they have to just start burning everything

945
00:45:29,840 --> 00:45:33,680
Speaker 2: in real life VR world, then you can have my shit.

946
00:45:34,120 --> 00:45:35,320
Speaker 3: Oh VR world.

947
00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:37,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, when everybody is like the defenders of like the world,

948
00:45:37,960 --> 00:45:39,480
Speaker 2: that's still here, and they're like, no, we need to

949
00:45:39,480 --> 00:45:41,839
Speaker 2: preserve this, but they're trying to burn everything. Let them

950
00:45:41,880 --> 00:45:42,520
Speaker 2: burn my shit.

951
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:45,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it is a kind of a parasitic vibe.

952
00:45:45,640 --> 00:45:48,440
Speaker 3: But like also like sometimes people just don't want to

953
00:45:48,440 --> 00:45:52,320
Speaker 3: look at their dead partners or families like artifacts.

954
00:45:52,320 --> 00:45:53,840
Speaker 2: I mean, I also I say all that, but I

955
00:45:53,880 --> 00:45:55,200
Speaker 2: will be finding in a state sound.

956
00:45:55,360 --> 00:45:57,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know all of those videos. That one thing,

957
00:45:57,760 --> 00:46:00,680
Speaker 3: the one only thing they taught me about was that

958
00:46:00,760 --> 00:46:04,000
Speaker 3: I need to go like I want to go. Also,

959
00:46:04,040 --> 00:46:07,640
Speaker 3: I need a Frank Lloyd write home like so fucking bad.

960
00:46:08,880 --> 00:46:12,760
Speaker 3: I just gave them. I gave them the sauce grey Cloud.

961
00:46:13,280 --> 00:46:20,839
Speaker 2: Right, that's a song.

962
00:46:22,040 --> 00:46:24,200
Speaker 3: Now his only five minutes pass since I looked at

963
00:46:24,200 --> 00:46:26,640
Speaker 3: that thing, it feels like it's been like ten years.

964
00:46:26,680 --> 00:46:28,240
Speaker 3: This is crazy, fucking Boots.

965
00:46:28,280 --> 00:46:31,480
Speaker 2: But well, we're doing a forty five minute episode. We're

966
00:46:31,680 --> 00:46:33,719
Speaker 2: back to it, especially because y'all got a two hour

967
00:46:33,760 --> 00:46:35,239
Speaker 2: episode last week.

968
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:39,799
Speaker 3: And didn't give a fuck about it. I didn't even

969
00:46:39,800 --> 00:46:40,960
Speaker 3: see one fucking comments.

970
00:46:41,320 --> 00:46:43,239
Speaker 2: I think next episode, I'll be high as fuck.

971
00:46:43,360 --> 00:46:46,879
Speaker 3: So yeah, we want to do a high episode. I'm

972
00:46:46,960 --> 00:46:53,240
Speaker 3: considering this getting high with you guys. But I really

973
00:46:53,320 --> 00:46:56,280
Speaker 3: think it would be scary for y'all, Like it would

974
00:46:56,920 --> 00:46:58,840
Speaker 3: y'all would see a side of me that I don't

975
00:46:58,880 --> 00:47:03,320
Speaker 3: know y'all are prepared to see because like of what

976
00:47:03,640 --> 00:47:07,879
Speaker 3: weed does to me, it's not chill, really, not chill.

977
00:47:08,080 --> 00:47:12,680
Speaker 2: Really you're saying, Oh, that's not chill. You falling out?

978
00:47:12,719 --> 00:47:16,440
Speaker 3: That would have been chill. I don't know why that

979
00:47:16,600 --> 00:47:17,200
Speaker 3: is so funny.

980
00:47:17,600 --> 00:47:19,479
Speaker 2: I know, I like, I feel bad bringing up because

981
00:47:19,520 --> 00:47:21,320
Speaker 2: I do think you hate it, but it's.

982
00:47:21,200 --> 00:47:24,640
Speaker 3: Literally I don't hate it. I hate what you think.

983
00:47:24,760 --> 00:47:26,920
Speaker 3: The reason why it's because like.

984
00:47:26,880 --> 00:47:29,319
Speaker 2: That's just the way me and Josiah perceive it. That's

985
00:47:29,360 --> 00:47:31,920
Speaker 2: what makes it so funny because like we know you

986
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:34,439
Speaker 2: well enough that we were never seen you react like that.

987
00:47:34,600 --> 00:47:36,560
Speaker 2: It's like the s clip from Field Trip. If you

988
00:47:36,600 --> 00:47:39,359
Speaker 2: know Field Trip, you're let oh if you know you know, yeah,

989
00:47:39,440 --> 00:47:41,600
Speaker 2: you know you know. But from Field Trip it's like

990
00:47:41,600 --> 00:47:45,560
Speaker 2: a series me Drew and Josie did. And in the

991
00:47:46,160 --> 00:47:49,839
Speaker 2: farm episode, Drew was like doing pickup footage for like

992
00:47:50,080 --> 00:47:50,759
Speaker 2: just like the.

993
00:47:51,200 --> 00:47:54,240
Speaker 3: Self to cash, so they are stealing that ad sence.

994
00:47:54,400 --> 00:47:58,600
Speaker 2: Sorry, oh yeah, I mean well it's like probably twenty

995
00:47:58,640 --> 00:47:59,799
Speaker 2: dollars a month.

996
00:48:00,080 --> 00:48:03,480
Speaker 3: Girl, those videos have views shut.

997
00:48:03,239 --> 00:48:06,279
Speaker 2: The fuck up. But no, I think we own that

998
00:48:06,280 --> 00:48:09,719
Speaker 2: account anyway. Actually no, we should like run after them

999
00:48:09,719 --> 00:48:12,760
Speaker 2: for that money. Oh what was I saying? Anyway, Drew

1000
00:48:13,320 --> 00:48:14,600
Speaker 2: goes to film.

1001
00:48:14,400 --> 00:48:19,160
Speaker 5: Himself, opens the door a fall out and then like

1002
00:48:19,360 --> 00:48:22,520
Speaker 5: it's like, whoa, that would not have been chill, and

1003
00:48:22,560 --> 00:48:26,919
Speaker 5: then re enacted it was like whoa trying to Like, dude,

1004
00:48:26,960 --> 00:48:28,880
Speaker 5: it was the weirdest thing I've ever seen you do,

1005
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:30,320
Speaker 5: and it's really so funny.

1006
00:48:30,440 --> 00:48:31,920
Speaker 2: And then when I was really high though, then I

1007
00:48:31,920 --> 00:48:32,479
Speaker 2: thought of it.

1008
00:48:32,600 --> 00:48:35,359
Speaker 3: I think it just doesn't translate on camera that like

1009
00:48:35,560 --> 00:48:38,279
Speaker 3: when I watch it, it just isn't as funny as you

1010
00:48:38,360 --> 00:48:40,239
Speaker 3: and Josiah think it is. But it's because you all

1011
00:48:40,280 --> 00:48:41,680
Speaker 3: got to experience because.

1012
00:48:41,480 --> 00:48:43,960
Speaker 2: We saw it firsthand. It's literally like it felt like

1013
00:48:44,040 --> 00:48:45,440
Speaker 2: because you were corning and were like, oh, how do

1014
00:48:45,520 --> 00:48:46,120
Speaker 2: I make this like.

1015
00:48:46,080 --> 00:48:47,759
Speaker 5: A bit, but like you can't make it a bit,

1016
00:48:48,239 --> 00:48:52,000
Speaker 5: like almost fell the fuck out of that trailer, and

1017
00:48:52,040 --> 00:48:54,440
Speaker 5: then the guy who ran the farm Kate like a

1018
00:48:54,480 --> 00:48:57,640
Speaker 5: second later in the midst of you like recollecting your

1019
00:48:57,719 --> 00:49:01,360
Speaker 5: thoughts and you got so scared of like him knocking

1020
00:49:01,400 --> 00:49:01,959
Speaker 5: at the door.

1021
00:49:02,200 --> 00:49:04,839
Speaker 2: Also, what's so funny is then knowing that I left

1022
00:49:04,840 --> 00:49:06,400
Speaker 2: to go stay in that hotel room and you and

1023
00:49:06,480 --> 00:49:09,120
Speaker 2: Josiah seriously were freaking the fuck out about staying on

1024
00:49:09,160 --> 00:49:09,640
Speaker 2: the property.

1025
00:49:09,719 --> 00:49:11,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was scary as fuck in the middle of nowhere.

1026
00:49:12,080 --> 00:49:14,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, it couldn't be me. I would not have been scared,

1027
00:49:14,520 --> 00:49:15,960
Speaker 2: but you know me.

1028
00:49:16,120 --> 00:49:17,920
Speaker 3: Josiah ended up sleeping there. Did we go to a

1029
00:49:17,920 --> 00:49:20,960
Speaker 3: hotel as well? We came to the hotel, I think so. Yeah,

1030
00:49:20,960 --> 00:49:24,200
Speaker 3: we ended up going to the hotel because you were terrified. Yeah,

1031
00:49:24,680 --> 00:49:27,680
Speaker 3: little shit, bro. It was fucking horseshit. They were so

1032
00:49:27,800 --> 00:49:30,279
Speaker 3: pissed about that. They were like, bro, like, just stay

1033
00:49:30,320 --> 00:49:32,280
Speaker 3: on the farm, tell you us fucking money.

1034
00:49:32,360 --> 00:49:35,160
Speaker 2: Whoa, that would not have been chill.

1035
00:49:35,719 --> 00:49:39,680
Speaker 3: But that's the sea of it all. Save those notes

1036
00:49:39,680 --> 00:49:40,200
Speaker 3: for next year.

1037
00:49:40,280 --> 00:49:42,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know. Let's get into the media.

1038
00:49:44,280 --> 00:49:50,160
Speaker 3: I watched the New Spider Man movie, and dare I say, no,

1039
00:49:50,320 --> 00:49:52,600
Speaker 3: not even dare I say it is a masterpiece. And

1040
00:49:52,640 --> 00:49:55,239
Speaker 3: I know I say that about every single movie I

1041
00:49:55,440 --> 00:49:59,160
Speaker 3: see and I talk about on here that.

1042
00:50:00,360 --> 00:50:03,239
Speaker 2: Sponsor post on your pages, because like, you're being so

1043
00:50:03,440 --> 00:50:05,360
Speaker 2: real when you say that, No, it's and they should

1044
00:50:05,360 --> 00:50:07,040
Speaker 2: just get the bang for their buck. I guess you

1045
00:50:07,080 --> 00:50:08,880
Speaker 2: do it. For free though, so they don't have to

1046
00:50:08,920 --> 00:50:11,000
Speaker 2: pay you. No one has to pay your to say

1047
00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:12,560
Speaker 2: that the movie was the best movie ever, because he

1048
00:50:12,600 --> 00:50:13,880
Speaker 2: simply will just say exactly.

1049
00:50:13,960 --> 00:50:19,120
Speaker 3: It was literally so fucking good. It was so fun

1050
00:50:19,280 --> 00:50:23,520
Speaker 3: and exciting and fresh and new, and it was just

1051
00:50:23,560 --> 00:50:26,440
Speaker 3: a whole It was just a whole vibe that I craved.

1052
00:50:27,800 --> 00:50:28,600
Speaker 2: I craved.

1053
00:50:29,560 --> 00:50:35,279
Speaker 3: But yeah, that fucking movie. Go go watch it like yesterday.

1054
00:50:35,880 --> 00:50:39,800
Speaker 3: Go watch it like yesterday. And then for some music

1055
00:50:42,360 --> 00:50:48,399
Speaker 3: one B six three four three six nine six nine

1056
00:50:48,520 --> 00:50:52,000
Speaker 3: C three one b d f b two one b

1057
00:50:52,120 --> 00:50:55,640
Speaker 3: four nine nine two two two seven, and it goes

1058
00:50:55,719 --> 00:51:00,480
Speaker 3: on a little bit longer. I told, oh, you're being real.

1059
00:51:04,080 --> 00:51:06,000
Speaker 3: That's the only song y'all get and listen to it

1060
00:51:06,160 --> 00:51:11,560
Speaker 3: in a very dark, senseless room and like just kind

1061
00:51:11,560 --> 00:51:14,319
Speaker 3: of vibe out. It's a really good vibe.

1062
00:51:14,480 --> 00:51:21,880
Speaker 2: Well mine is by Arc Cut and Safety Trance Cockiness

1063
00:51:21,920 --> 00:51:24,000
Speaker 2: by Rihanna, still one of the best songs ever made.

1064
00:51:24,080 --> 00:51:28,920
Speaker 3: But my cock cronette, oh uh wait, cockcut, suck my

1065
00:51:29,080 --> 00:51:31,400
Speaker 3: cock cat look my persuasion.

1066
00:51:32,440 --> 00:51:35,240
Speaker 2: I'm making love by Treaty, which I think I said

1067
00:51:35,800 --> 00:51:38,799
Speaker 2: last week. And then still all things must passed by

1068
00:51:38,840 --> 00:51:40,799
Speaker 2: George Harrison I've just been listening to that album every

1069
00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:43,760
Speaker 2: time I get in the car. Guys, I have good news.

1070
00:51:43,960 --> 00:51:45,520
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna smoke Cigaretts anymore.

1071
00:51:45,760 --> 00:51:51,400
Speaker 3: That was a lie on the fourteenth of this month,

1072
00:51:52,200 --> 00:51:55,160
Speaker 3: and stopping vaping for good. It's for my mom's birthday.

1073
00:51:55,400 --> 00:51:58,840
Speaker 3: I love you, mother, and I want to be alive

1074
00:51:59,120 --> 00:52:07,000
Speaker 3: and not have lung cancer, so I'm doing this for you. Also,

1075
00:52:07,040 --> 00:52:08,279
Speaker 3: we have merg coming out soon.

1076
00:52:08,640 --> 00:52:12,000
Speaker 2: Yes, oh my god, that's really soon. It's like in

1077
00:52:12,080 --> 00:52:12,680
Speaker 2: less than a month.

1078
00:52:13,840 --> 00:52:15,400
Speaker 3: We didn't figure that sh out.

1079
00:52:15,840 --> 00:52:18,160
Speaker 2: All right, Well, thank you guys so much for watching.

1080
00:52:18,160 --> 00:52:19,640
Speaker 2: I hope you have a blessed day.

1081
00:52:20,320 --> 00:52:23,879
Speaker 3: Lest it be thy name, thy Kingdom come, they will

1082
00:52:23,920 --> 00:52:52,040
Speaker 3: be done as earth as it is on heaven. Mm

1083
00:52:52,120 --> 00:52:52,279
Speaker 3: hmm