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Speaker 1: don't know. Y'all all looking back to back down, giving

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Speaker 1: You're listening to the voice, come on dig me now,

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Speaker 1: want it on? It's Steve Harvey. Man oh Man, got

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Speaker 1: a radio show, yo. Trying to make it work too.

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Speaker 1: done to the best of my abilities. Now. Something funny

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Speaker 1: my father taught me. He said, son, when you've done

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Speaker 1: That's the son, when you've done your absolute best and

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Speaker 1: Take yourself a deep breath and do some more. And

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Speaker 1: you know what, I found that has worked every single time,

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Speaker 1: every single time, because what my father knew was that

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Speaker 1: just something about it. Man, if you just gather yourself,

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Speaker 1: have us say so in your life you. First of all,

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Speaker 1: what amazes me, man about people sit up in here, man,

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Speaker 1: You have the right to go be whatever you want

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Speaker 1: that's some crazy mass. That's what happened in our schools.

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Speaker 1: We took prayer out of schools. Now look at our schools.

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Speaker 1: But I was just throwing it out because you know, hey, man,

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Speaker 1: Because He made you. Why would you not talk to

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Speaker 1: shall I do this? Good morning, everybody, Steve Harvey Morning

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Speaker 1: Show us in full effect. Appreciate y'all, all the affiliates

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Speaker 1: out there for loving us, supporting us, making us who

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Speaker 1: we are. Without you, we will do nothing. Uh. This

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Speaker 1: is the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Ladies and gentlemen. Shirley Strawberry, Hey,

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Speaker 1: good morning, and calling for him, Good morning, what's happening?

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Speaker 1: And kire Spates with the nickname Junior Morning Up and

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Speaker 1: Thomas Wesley Mile's nickname nephew. Yes, sir, we are here, baby,

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Speaker 1: let's rock Yeah, good man? Yeah, her certificate t way

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Speaker 1: cute Junior? Uh, kire Spates, what's your what's your middle name?

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Speaker 1: Delvi kid devil? Yeah, yeah, devil devil my dad Now

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Speaker 1: quit kill space, late won boy, you sound like a magician?

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Speaker 1: Late one? Who get that name from one? Who's that?

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Speaker 1: My mama took my uh dad in first part of

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Speaker 1: then they put then they put my my other cover

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Speaker 1: Hell late one, k l don't you don't do their tall?

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Speaker 1: Let uh red the d M v U vlo next up,

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Speaker 1: kill lay one space. We're on the airplane. We need

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Speaker 1: as if he doesn't care? Lay one lay one on me?

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Speaker 1: Carelesn't lay one on me space, But let me see

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Speaker 1: how you would miss pronounce it though. Ladies and gentlemen,

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Speaker 1: please welcome killer one Killing one space perfect coming down

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Speaker 1: here for a long time. You're listening Morning show the

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Speaker 1: got for is today? Now? My ain't is bike. Let's

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Speaker 1: let's get a cat. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Bond.

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Speaker 1: Hey man, this this this K dub Man. Listen, dud dude,

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Speaker 1: do you know somebody to live on? Yeah? My mama,

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Speaker 1: My mama stayed on. Who is this? Hey? This this

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Speaker 1: K dub Man. My auntie, Miss Tensley, she live on.

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Speaker 1: Now my auntie say you came over here and stole

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Speaker 1: hold u? First of all, who is you? Man? I

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Speaker 1: is Kay? I don't know know Kay? Does this is

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Speaker 1: Kay dub Man? My auntie, Miss Tinsley, little down the

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Speaker 1: street from your mama and my ain't she just telling

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Speaker 1: First of all, I don't even know no damn miss Tinsley.

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Speaker 1: And second of all, I don't steal your your auntie,

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Speaker 1: Miss Tinsley, say I stole somebody. Put a point on

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Speaker 1: ain't stole nothing from nowhere. I ain't gotta she can't talk.

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Speaker 1: My any can't talk to you. Why she ain't talk?

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Speaker 1: She said, I stold so no, my ain't my auntie death.

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Speaker 1: She signed language me and told me that you don't

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Speaker 1: told you she signed language you and said I stole

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Speaker 1: a bike. Why do you get my numble? Hold on?

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Speaker 1: She signed language of me not hold on? Okay, she said,

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Speaker 1: quit all that damn lying. You know, damn well, you're

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Speaker 1: the one that stole the bike. A man holding so

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Speaker 1: your auntie. It's cussing me. I to you the silage.

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Speaker 1: You're telling me that I have stole the damn bike.

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Speaker 1: Say man, first of all, I hell you even get

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Speaker 1: my number? Man? I got some number? The street asked him.

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Speaker 1: For miss ain't your mama? Miss yeah, miss my mama. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: it is that time, Junior. You're ready? Absolutely? Is everybody ready? Yes,

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Speaker 1: of course, Shirley Strawberry, Thank you, Carla, thank you, you

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Speaker 1: I love you, guys, and thank you for everything. Here

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Speaker 1: all right, here we go, Here we go, Steve. I'm

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Speaker 1: This is my reaction listening to Shirley Murdock's As We Laid.

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Speaker 1: This is the reason I'm ticked off, because this happened

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Speaker 1: me over your sun last shins across your oh here. Yes, yeah,

418
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Speaker 1: we always go to sleep with we but you taste

419
00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:50,360
Speaker 1: supposed to be no das this still posts last night.

420
00:30:51,400 --> 00:30:54,200
Speaker 1: We're supposed to be the gone, our separate way. I'm

421
00:30:54,240 --> 00:31:00,840
Speaker 1: a start hard we have He's just supposed to have

422
00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:06,440
Speaker 1: a lovely view out for the whole night. You got

423
00:31:06,520 --> 00:31:16,240
Speaker 1: some love to I forgot what shoe knew. I was

424
00:31:16,440 --> 00:31:23,240
Speaker 1: late snowing. You can't sleep when I'm snowing like leg

425
00:31:23,440 --> 00:31:41,600
Speaker 1: hanging on to mine the price we had to pay.

426
00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:46,120
Speaker 1: No up in this daylight. I can't find my drawls,

427
00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:53,440
Speaker 1: stay down my shoe in the kitchen. I don't know

428
00:31:53,560 --> 00:32:02,360
Speaker 1: where my ties jacket turned inside out. I'm trying to

429
00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:10,040
Speaker 1: get to this car. What is you saying about my wife? Folk?

430
00:32:13,280 --> 00:32:18,040
Speaker 1: I handled when you met me. You don't want to

431
00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:25,239
Speaker 1: hurt her? What you tain't different to do? She us

432
00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:28,160
Speaker 1: donna understand you damn right sheet for understand? You know crazy?

433
00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:36,840
Speaker 1: I Shirley, who you want? I can't stand that bill

434
00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:39,840
Speaker 1: right there as we slept ding What is the veils

435
00:32:39,880 --> 00:32:42,840
Speaker 1: look going off? Whatever was the veil? At one thirty?

436
00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:54,600
Speaker 1: You forgot about cars? Your funking? You know counts a

437
00:32:55,200 --> 00:32:56,880
Speaker 1: You ain't got to deal with the cars. I know

438
00:32:57,040 --> 00:32:59,760
Speaker 1: one got drivers here and explained it that there's nothing

439
00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:12,760
Speaker 1: like Tommy Saytan eight hundred miss owned calls, seventy nine texts,

440
00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:17,480
Speaker 1: all of them from he you better be dead. I'm

441
00:33:17,640 --> 00:33:23,760
Speaker 1: driving home trying to think of what I'm busting my

442
00:33:23,880 --> 00:33:33,400
Speaker 1: mom on Classic? What was the bell at one thirty? Dude,

443
00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:37,320
Speaker 1: you don't suldn't have been looking at me talking about

444
00:33:37,360 --> 00:33:40,000
Speaker 1: as the sunlight cross your face. You ain't post be

445
00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:43,840
Speaker 1: no light on me. That was the wild night, though, jacket.

446
00:33:45,360 --> 00:33:48,480
Speaker 1: I need to find my hang off shoot like the

447
00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:52,680
Speaker 1: stairs in the kitchen. I went home. I ain't got

448
00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:56,800
Speaker 1: no shirt. I just got a town I couldn't even find.

449
00:33:58,160 --> 00:34:03,480
Speaker 1: I know you gotta go home and face I never

450
00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:05,640
Speaker 1: counted up to call. You know you ain't got going

451
00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:08,879
Speaker 1: here to do? I know how because oh you want

452
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:11,439
Speaker 1: to have no draws. It's definitely old women. You can't

453
00:34:11,480 --> 00:34:16,000
Speaker 1: even lame that university. Why is your drolls? See what?

454
00:34:18,280 --> 00:34:20,040
Speaker 1: I'm not taking the pants off? If I ain't got

455
00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:23,239
Speaker 1: no draws on the pants stay on a night? Where

456
00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:26,600
Speaker 1: are they? Though? I didn't I didn't wear no How

457
00:34:26,680 --> 00:34:30,359
Speaker 1: did you misplace them over there? I was toilet at

458
00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:36,520
Speaker 1: the airport and I didn't make it. I had a

459
00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:38,440
Speaker 1: little accident on them. So I just love them in

460
00:34:42,200 --> 00:34:44,759
Speaker 1: Stop you're lying. It's time to get out of here.

461
00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:52,879
Speaker 1: We lie, we lie. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.

462
00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:56,280
Speaker 1: It is time to ask the CLO the chief Love Officer,

463
00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:59,919
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey. This one's from Millicent in New Orleans. She said,

464
00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:02,440
Speaker 1: I'm thirty years old and my dad came in my

465
00:35:02,560 --> 00:35:05,719
Speaker 1: life six years ago. My dad was already married when

466
00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:08,200
Speaker 1: my mom got pregnant with me, so I grew up

467
00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:11,080
Speaker 1: without him in my life. I met his wife a

468
00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:15,040
Speaker 1: few months after I reconnected with him. His wife explained

469
00:35:15,120 --> 00:35:17,560
Speaker 1: how my dad kept me as a secret for years

470
00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:20,839
Speaker 1: because my mom was a one night stand. After he'd

471
00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:25,200
Speaker 1: been drinking one night. I was furious because my dad

472
00:35:25,320 --> 00:35:28,520
Speaker 1: was with my mom for four years and they went

473
00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:31,479
Speaker 1: on trips together, and he was in the delivery room

474
00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:34,800
Speaker 1: when I was born. Should I show his wife the receipts?

475
00:35:35,080 --> 00:35:45,719
Speaker 1: Or should I let it go? Not the well walk.

476
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:50,200
Speaker 1: She wants to have a story to tell that makes

477
00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:54,200
Speaker 1: her feel adequate for some reason. Cause to come and

478
00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:57,520
Speaker 1: meet a young woman who hasn't had a relationship with

479
00:35:57,640 --> 00:36:00,840
Speaker 1: her father in twenty four years, and that's the story

480
00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:03,880
Speaker 1: you want to tell. You would kept the secret because

481
00:36:03,960 --> 00:36:06,640
Speaker 1: you are one night stand. I mean, come on, lady,

482
00:36:06,719 --> 00:36:10,120
Speaker 1: what's what's your purpose for trying to mess this young

483
00:36:10,239 --> 00:36:14,879
Speaker 1: lady's up relationship up like that? That's foul within itself. Now,

484
00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:20,759
Speaker 1: with that being said, do you return the foulness that

485
00:36:21,040 --> 00:36:26,239
Speaker 1: she put out? Too wrong? I don't think so. I

486
00:36:26,400 --> 00:36:29,080
Speaker 1: think you should take the high road. I think the

487
00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:32,200
Speaker 1: important thing for here is for you to have for

488
00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:35,440
Speaker 1: whatever relationship you can have with your dad. Me and

489
00:36:35,520 --> 00:36:37,480
Speaker 1: make a lot of mistakes. I make mistakes as a

490
00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:41,120
Speaker 1: young man myself. Me and make mistakes and have the

491
00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:44,080
Speaker 1: right to get it right and recover. What she didn't

492
00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:46,359
Speaker 1: have the right to do was coming here and bust

493
00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:49,320
Speaker 1: your bubble with all that information that she should have

494
00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:53,880
Speaker 1: played the bigger woman. But because she not a big woman,

495
00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:56,439
Speaker 1: don't mean you shouldn't be either. I think that God

496
00:36:56,480 --> 00:36:58,480
Speaker 1: would keep you in a better place if you take

497
00:36:58,560 --> 00:37:02,320
Speaker 1: the high road myself. That's what I would suggest. But

498
00:37:02,840 --> 00:37:05,520
Speaker 1: you know, if you're one of them days and you're

499
00:37:05,560 --> 00:37:11,680
Speaker 1: just feeling funky, go ahead, go ahead. You know good advice,

500
00:37:11,760 --> 00:37:14,960
Speaker 1: Steve that thank you? Now I have for you. What's

501
00:37:15,040 --> 00:37:19,239
Speaker 1: the one night staying right right? All right? Moving on?

502
00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:21,799
Speaker 1: This one's from Verna in White Plains in New York.

503
00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:24,800
Speaker 1: She says, I've been married for fourteen years and I

504
00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:30,000
Speaker 1: love my husband dearly. But he stinks. He's in shape,

505
00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:34,480
Speaker 1: he has a healthy diet, but he smells like hot garbage.

506
00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:38,400
Speaker 1: He needs to take one of those allergy exams, those

507
00:37:38,880 --> 00:37:42,200
Speaker 1: that tells you what your body is allergic to. It's

508
00:37:42,239 --> 00:37:44,640
Speaker 1: a test that you can take and you find out

509
00:37:44,680 --> 00:37:47,560
Speaker 1: if you your body doesn't respond well. The gluten is

510
00:37:47,680 --> 00:37:50,000
Speaker 1: something and it could be something that's subscreting out of

511
00:37:50,040 --> 00:37:52,320
Speaker 1: his body that just don't agree with him, but he

512
00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:54,480
Speaker 1: doing it anyway, and the way it comes out is

513
00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:57,440
Speaker 1: through his pose. He stake coming out more of the

514
00:37:57,520 --> 00:38:01,520
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're listening Steve

515
00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:06,960
Speaker 1: Harpy Morning Show. All right, Steve, your man, your boy

516
00:38:08,640 --> 00:38:14,879
Speaker 1: in nineteen eighty six. As you told us earlier, Jay

517
00:38:15,040 --> 00:38:20,160
Speaker 1: Brow and Heavily, you're not staying here though, Junior and Tommy,

518
00:38:20,239 --> 00:38:23,239
Speaker 1: all you guys are here for what you say. What

519
00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:25,320
Speaker 1: you say you're gonna do. You tell them Jay, what

520
00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:28,480
Speaker 1: you say. You know everybody dropped running about this time.

521
00:38:28,520 --> 00:38:30,520
Speaker 1: People make plans or I'm gonna do this. It's gonna

522
00:38:30,560 --> 00:38:33,160
Speaker 1: be a new year. I'm gonna start off friend. Yeah,

523
00:38:33,160 --> 00:38:34,920
Speaker 1: but I got it right here. What you say you're

524
00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:38,040
Speaker 1: gonna do and what you're really gonna do. Now, you

525
00:38:38,280 --> 00:38:41,480
Speaker 1: say you're gonna go to the gym and work out, Well,

526
00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:44,520
Speaker 1: what you're gonna do is joining membership, go one day

527
00:38:44,600 --> 00:38:46,800
Speaker 1: with your big ass and then you're gonna complain that

528
00:38:47,160 --> 00:38:50,120
Speaker 1: jeans is nasty and you ain't going back. That's what

529
00:38:50,239 --> 00:38:52,000
Speaker 1: you don't do. That's what you're really gonna do. What

530
00:38:52,120 --> 00:38:55,239
Speaker 1: you really don't do. You say you're gonna say some

531
00:38:55,440 --> 00:38:58,360
Speaker 1: money this, Yeah, that's what you say you donna do.

532
00:38:58,600 --> 00:39:01,520
Speaker 1: I'm saying the money saving you didn't save about five

533
00:39:01,719 --> 00:39:05,040
Speaker 1: hundred as soon as that sale come around. It's all.

534
00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:09,640
Speaker 1: That's what you say you're gonna do. But what you're

535
00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:12,160
Speaker 1: really gonna do. You say you're gonna be nicer to

536
00:39:12,360 --> 00:39:15,040
Speaker 1: your mother in law. You're gonna call on the phone

537
00:39:15,560 --> 00:39:18,480
Speaker 1: trying to be nice. You're gonna fig about three minutes

538
00:39:18,520 --> 00:39:22,000
Speaker 1: into this damn conversation it ain't worth tupping her ass

539
00:39:22,080 --> 00:39:27,600
Speaker 1: at all. That's what you say you're gonna do. And

540
00:39:27,719 --> 00:39:31,080
Speaker 1: what you're gonna do, ladies, you said everything. I'm getting

541
00:39:31,200 --> 00:39:34,480
Speaker 1: rid of him. He's useless, he ain't no good, he

542
00:39:34,520 --> 00:39:37,200
Speaker 1: ain't doing number taking me down, and I'm gonna be

543
00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:40,080
Speaker 1: about me this year. But what you're gonna do is

544
00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:42,239
Speaker 1: let him hit it one more time and then you're

545
00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:53,400
Speaker 1: gonna break it up. That's what I wasn't expecting that time.

546
00:39:55,719 --> 00:39:59,040
Speaker 1: Gonna do that? What you're really gonna do? You say,

547
00:39:59,080 --> 00:40:02,440
Speaker 1: I'm gonna stop smoking that stuff. I ain't smoking no

548
00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:06,160
Speaker 1: mote because it ain't good for you. But you're gonna

549
00:40:06,160 --> 00:40:08,239
Speaker 1: look at that big stash you got of this when

550
00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:10,279
Speaker 1: I got to clean that up. I got to get

551
00:40:10,400 --> 00:40:14,640
Speaker 1: rid of all of that. Yeah, she's letting that go away. Jay,

552
00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:17,239
Speaker 1: I got one, You got one, let me you do

553
00:40:18,200 --> 00:40:21,879
Speaker 1: and what you do you make your New Year's resolution

554
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:25,840
Speaker 1: that you ain't gonna cuss no more. You was heading

555
00:40:26,239 --> 00:40:29,239
Speaker 1: to your best friend. Hey, man, I ain't gonna custom more.

556
00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:31,800
Speaker 1: He said, Well, your fat ass should have said you

557
00:40:31,960 --> 00:40:42,839
Speaker 1: was gonna lose some weight instead. Man, you just right

558
00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:52,160
Speaker 1: the man kiss that's what you really gonna donny. Yeah,

559
00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:57,879
Speaker 1: that's a resolution as you he said about your weight

560
00:40:59,440 --> 00:41:01,880
Speaker 1: does some way what you can do is kiss my

561
00:41:02,320 --> 00:41:06,320
Speaker 1: you know what? Right off? Black ass? Yeah? Now that go.

562
00:41:08,160 --> 00:41:10,640
Speaker 1: Oh you say you're gonna spend more time with your

563
00:41:10,680 --> 00:41:13,200
Speaker 1: grandkids because you love them. You don't get to see

564
00:41:13,280 --> 00:41:15,680
Speaker 1: him much. They're gonna come over that one day. You're

565
00:41:15,719 --> 00:41:18,040
Speaker 1: gonna figure out it's just better to sit in there,

566
00:41:18,080 --> 00:41:21,520
Speaker 1: ask five dollars in a card and call it a damn. GA.

567
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:28,280
Speaker 1: I don't need him over here at all, and ass,

568
00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:34,040
Speaker 1: but not least. I'm gonna read the Bible more sort

569
00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:39,000
Speaker 1: of God because I need him in my life. You

570
00:41:39,080 --> 00:41:41,960
Speaker 1: gonna figure out, Joel Osten, come on in the morning,

571
00:41:42,239 --> 00:41:47,320
Speaker 1: and I got this. I got to read a damn

572
00:41:49,520 --> 00:41:52,120
Speaker 1: that's what my da gonna do and what you're gonna do?

573
00:41:54,360 --> 00:42:03,759
Speaker 1: I love that Jay? How about this Jay, you got one,

574
00:42:03,840 --> 00:42:06,920
Speaker 1: you got one. I ain't eating pork, no mo, I

575
00:42:07,120 --> 00:42:09,279
Speaker 1: gave it up park every year. I'm giving it up

576
00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:14,920
Speaker 1: right after first. I ain't gonnead January first sausage Bason

577
00:42:15,719 --> 00:42:19,680
Speaker 1: hand all on the same plate with as gris. You

578
00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:22,200
Speaker 1: weren't gonna give up. No put that's what you're really

579
00:42:22,280 --> 00:42:29,560
Speaker 1: gonna do. You decided that you gonna pay your ties

580
00:42:29,760 --> 00:42:34,120
Speaker 1: this year. I'm paying all my tish this year. Next

581
00:42:34,160 --> 00:42:36,560
Speaker 1: Sunday passed to pull up in the new ride. I'm

582
00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:40,640
Speaker 1: not helping him make payments on now. That's what I'm

583
00:42:40,760 --> 00:42:49,239
Speaker 1: not going Oh hell no, I'm not getting all right, guys,

584
00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:52,239
Speaker 1: thank you so much. Coming up next, the nephew in

585
00:42:52,360 --> 00:42:54,920
Speaker 1: the building with the frank phone call for it today.

586
00:42:55,200 --> 00:43:01,759
Speaker 1: Right after this you're listening morning show. Coming up at

587
00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:04,160
Speaker 1: the top of the hour, right about four minutes after,

588
00:43:04,320 --> 00:43:08,239
Speaker 1: it's today's Strawberry Letters subject I want a real man,

589
00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:13,200
Speaker 1: not this man. But I'm next it is the nephew

590
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:17,480
Speaker 1: with today's prank phone call. What you gotta right here?

591
00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:20,400
Speaker 1: That's the other one, Tommy, what's that? That's that other one?

592
00:43:20,840 --> 00:43:23,360
Speaker 1: What's up? You woke up with the phone next to you.

593
00:43:24,719 --> 00:43:30,759
Speaker 1: You had pranked somebody and they had they had that

594
00:43:30,960 --> 00:43:39,960
Speaker 1: iPhone LOCATD. He woke up and realize, yeah, that's my

595
00:43:40,120 --> 00:43:46,680
Speaker 1: wife though, Oh hell god, what I got knocked out?

596
00:43:46,760 --> 00:43:50,759
Speaker 1: That's what he's saying. Yeah, that's part of you got

597
00:43:50,880 --> 00:43:54,440
Speaker 1: knocked This is when he is Workman's cop. Workman's cop

598
00:43:54,760 --> 00:44:00,319
Speaker 1: right here. Yeah, Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach your vincent. Please.

599
00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:06,279
Speaker 1: Who's calling? My name? Is u Ed from the Human Resources?

600
00:44:06,719 --> 00:44:10,239
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely, what's up? What's up? Well? Ben?

601
00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:12,279
Speaker 1: One of the first of all check on you. We

602
00:44:12,360 --> 00:44:14,799
Speaker 1: know you're got injured here at the job. How are

603
00:44:14,840 --> 00:44:18,600
Speaker 1: you doing so far? Yeah? Man, I'm I'm making it. Man.

604
00:44:18,719 --> 00:44:22,520
Speaker 1: You know, everything's cool and uh, you know, I don't

605
00:44:22,560 --> 00:44:25,560
Speaker 1: know how long. The therapy is going pretty good though,

606
00:44:25,640 --> 00:44:29,919
Speaker 1: but I'm not right. I'm okay. Therapy is going pretty well. Yeah,

607
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:33,120
Speaker 1: it's they say, I'm doing all right. The pain level

608
00:44:33,200 --> 00:44:35,719
Speaker 1: is about maybe a fix still, but it's getting done

609
00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:39,319
Speaker 1: it though. Okay. Listen, have you been getting your your

610
00:44:39,400 --> 00:44:41,960
Speaker 1: check on time? Yeah, I've been getting the man and

611
00:44:42,040 --> 00:44:44,360
Speaker 1: I appreciate it. But it really helps, man, because you know,

612
00:44:45,280 --> 00:44:47,520
Speaker 1: I ain't able to work right now. They said it's

613
00:44:47,520 --> 00:44:51,359
Speaker 1: gonna be a little while. So I appreciate that y'all

614
00:44:51,360 --> 00:44:53,800
Speaker 1: the one defending the check, yes, sir, yes, sir. We

615
00:44:53,880 --> 00:44:55,440
Speaker 1: all wanted to getting the checks out and want to

616
00:44:55,480 --> 00:44:58,200
Speaker 1: make sure that that's definitely getting there. So you're yeah, yeah,

617
00:44:58,560 --> 00:45:01,080
Speaker 1: it's good. It's all good, man. I appreciate it. I

618
00:45:01,160 --> 00:45:05,279
Speaker 1: appreciate it. Okay, let me we've got a bit of

619
00:45:05,320 --> 00:45:07,440
Speaker 1: a problem that we wanted to check out. Now. You

620
00:45:07,560 --> 00:45:12,320
Speaker 1: haven't been doing any any strenuous. Uh No, no, no, no,

621
00:45:12,640 --> 00:45:15,000
Speaker 1: I ain't been. I ain't I ain't been working at all, man,

622
00:45:15,080 --> 00:45:17,359
Speaker 1: I just you know, I've just been taking it either.

623
00:45:17,400 --> 00:45:19,919
Speaker 1: I can't do nothing really right now. And they told

624
00:45:19,960 --> 00:45:21,600
Speaker 1: me I could do nothing, all right, And then you

625
00:45:21,680 --> 00:45:23,400
Speaker 1: do know the rules or that you're not supposed to

626
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Speaker 1: do anything to jeopardize your back, correct. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

627
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Speaker 1: I'm straight. I'm straight. I ain't been doing nothing, man. Okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: let me let me say this to you. We do

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Speaker 1: have some uh surveillance cameras that are showing us that

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Speaker 1: you've you've been doing some strenuous I ain't even been

631
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Speaker 1: going nowhere. Come about surveillance cameras. I don't aint how

632
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Speaker 1: they go nowhere. Well, no, the strenuous work that you're

633
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Speaker 1: doing is actually at home? We at home, I'll be inside.

634
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Speaker 1: I don't I don't do nothing outside. I don't way,

635
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Speaker 1: I don't even Bob c man, what you what you're

636
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Speaker 1: talking about? Strings work? Okay? Have you uh, vincent? Have

637
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Speaker 1: you you've been having have you been having sex at home?

638
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Speaker 1: What's the kind of question? Who it is? Is this

639
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Speaker 1: a supervisor or something? We're kind of let me talk

640
00:46:09,160 --> 00:46:12,320
Speaker 1: to the supervitor. I ain't know your damn. I'm with

641
00:46:12,560 --> 00:46:16,080
Speaker 1: human resources. I don't know. All right, man, excuse me, dog,

642
00:46:16,120 --> 00:46:18,000
Speaker 1: but I don't mean disrespect. He is that because you're

643
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:20,239
Speaker 1: paying me, you know, looking out for me. I mean

644
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Speaker 1: you can call me and and just say any comment

645
00:46:22,880 --> 00:46:25,239
Speaker 1: like that. Man about have you been having kind of

646
00:46:25,280 --> 00:46:30,399
Speaker 1: call you you having sex at home? Say that? Ain't

647
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Speaker 1: under your business dollar? Have have I been having sex

648
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Speaker 1: or not? Wait? We kind of man, let me talk

649
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Speaker 1: to who your supervisor? Man, sir, I'm the supervisor here

650
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Speaker 1: human webing frog with my attention and we actually have

651
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Speaker 1: you on surveillance. You've been you've been having sex? Now

652
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Speaker 1: you can don't know. I know been you know camers

653
00:46:50,880 --> 00:46:52,719
Speaker 1: in my house? I know that much. And they ain't

654
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Speaker 1: who authors like that anyhow? Surveyance for me? You're not

655
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Speaker 1: supposed to be having sex if your fact is hurting,

656
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:03,440
Speaker 1: ain't you? You have a man you've been you've been

657
00:47:03,480 --> 00:47:06,520
Speaker 1: out having no damn camera and my what you're thinking about? Uh,

658
00:47:07,280 --> 00:47:09,440
Speaker 1: you've been surbata for me and having say that's a

659
00:47:09,560 --> 00:47:14,960
Speaker 1: damn lie, sir. What's your name? What? What? What's your name? Man? Sir?

660
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Speaker 1: And who added? Because I'm look, I'm trying to be nice,

661
00:47:20,080 --> 00:47:24,719
Speaker 1: but you're pissing me off. Ad you and her? Sir, sir,

662
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:27,440
Speaker 1: here it is and you find out, I'm gonna I'm

663
00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:30,399
Speaker 1: giving you a warning. No I don't need them. I'm

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00:47:30,400 --> 00:47:32,200
Speaker 1: giving me your warning. You let me find a damn

665
00:47:32,239 --> 00:47:34,560
Speaker 1: camera my house telling me I can't hand no sex

666
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Speaker 1: and all that I have sext If you're that is

667
00:47:36,800 --> 00:47:39,440
Speaker 1: strenuous work and you're putting it on your back and

668
00:47:39,560 --> 00:47:42,359
Speaker 1: we're paying you, we're paying you damn about what you're

669
00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:44,359
Speaker 1: paying me and what you ain't paying me. You're gonna

670
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Speaker 1: call my damn phone, tell me come about you got

671
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Speaker 1: some namean cameras and my house? That's okay? Well, sir, sir,

672
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Speaker 1: been sit Let me say this to you don't want,

673
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Speaker 1: you don't need, You don't need to say nothing to me.

674
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Speaker 1: But but your last name and then your shop by

675
00:48:00,280 --> 00:48:03,200
Speaker 1: the name that was my name is okay, and you

676
00:48:03,239 --> 00:48:05,359
Speaker 1: don't need to worry who the supervisor is. You need

677
00:48:05,400 --> 00:48:07,200
Speaker 1: to make sure that there's no more sex going on

678
00:48:07,480 --> 00:48:10,480
Speaker 1: until your back is healed. Look, you don't have to

679
00:48:10,520 --> 00:48:13,920
Speaker 1: cuss you out and hang up on your man. I

680
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:16,399
Speaker 1: don't have time for this, man, y'all because y'all y'all

681
00:48:16,440 --> 00:48:19,080
Speaker 1: do because y'all doing for people. Y'all think y'all can

682
00:48:19,239 --> 00:48:21,680
Speaker 1: ill do illegal to talk to people? Crazy, man, when

683
00:48:21,760 --> 00:48:24,560
Speaker 1: y'all was coming them. I don't appreciate that at all. Man,

684
00:48:24,800 --> 00:48:27,560
Speaker 1: This is I don't know who y'all think. Y'all hears

685
00:48:27,560 --> 00:48:29,600
Speaker 1: down there. Y'all just do something for them. I think

686
00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:33,560
Speaker 1: y'all can just call them and say anything. Man. I

687
00:48:33,600 --> 00:48:35,960
Speaker 1: don't like that, and I ain't trying to be disrespectful,

688
00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:38,640
Speaker 1: but you got me heated right now, man, But it's

689
00:48:38,640 --> 00:48:41,759
Speaker 1: better not be no cameras in my house. Did you

690
00:48:41,920 --> 00:48:44,760
Speaker 1: understand that I'm gonna tell you once and one time only,

691
00:48:45,040 --> 00:48:49,759
Speaker 1: no more sex? What put you talking about? I'm sorry, man,

692
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:51,960
Speaker 1: because I'll tell you one day thing. You think you're

693
00:48:51,960 --> 00:48:54,560
Speaker 1: giving up some money. Now I'm gonna see y'all. I

694
00:48:54,880 --> 00:48:58,320
Speaker 1: catch the camera up my house. You ain't gonna have

695
00:48:58,400 --> 00:49:02,040
Speaker 1: to never pay uh pay me no more. You're gonna

696
00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:04,719
Speaker 1: pay me one big check that I'm shooting out of y'all. Then,

697
00:49:04,880 --> 00:49:07,759
Speaker 1: now you understand that I understand I need I need

698
00:49:07,800 --> 00:49:10,480
Speaker 1: you to understand one more thing. Are you listening to me? Man?

699
00:49:10,800 --> 00:49:13,040
Speaker 1: You go ahead, Man, I'm y'all got me easy, man.

700
00:49:14,040 --> 00:49:16,160
Speaker 1: And then after this, don't even call me no more

701
00:49:16,400 --> 00:49:20,239
Speaker 1: telling him? Get this ridiculous? Okay? Are you familiar with Letard? Man?

702
00:49:20,520 --> 00:49:24,120
Speaker 1: Familiar with what letter? Do you know? Literac? You're coworker Letard? Yeah?

703
00:49:24,200 --> 00:49:28,840
Speaker 1: What about him? Literally got me the prank phone? Call you.

704
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:31,480
Speaker 1: This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harping Mare that

705
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Speaker 1: show Philson. But you been man out of here? Man,

706
00:49:36,800 --> 00:49:39,719
Speaker 1: y'all about to have me the lord talk about my

707
00:49:39,880 --> 00:49:46,040
Speaker 1: check and man? No, man, what's up? Man? This is y'all?

708
00:49:46,080 --> 00:49:49,120
Speaker 1: Have me going out? Man, y'all have me heated? Man,

709
00:49:49,120 --> 00:49:51,320
Speaker 1: I'm gonna well, I'm gonna kick killing. It's not gonna

710
00:49:51,320 --> 00:49:54,719
Speaker 1: be calling that. He on the phone. Man, He ain't

711
00:49:54,760 --> 00:49:58,000
Speaker 1: on the phone. Man, I'm sweating like a so I'm

712
00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:00,200
Speaker 1: still so. I'm still getting my damn check there. That's

713
00:50:00,200 --> 00:50:02,120
Speaker 1: what that being. Y'all had be heated. Boy, I thought

714
00:50:02,400 --> 00:50:06,520
Speaker 1: y'all gonna take what's up? Man? Nice and here from y'all. Man,

715
00:50:07,719 --> 00:50:10,239
Speaker 1: y'all got me though, Man, y'all got it. I got

716
00:50:10,320 --> 00:50:12,840
Speaker 1: one more question, man, what is the baddest and I

717
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Speaker 1: mean the baddest radio show in the land? Of course,

718
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Speaker 1: no doubt, man, if the Steve Harvey Morning Show always

719
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Speaker 1: will be especially y'all don't got me like this here crazy,

720
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Speaker 1: I did that? Yeah, you did that? What wow? Taking

721
00:50:37,040 --> 00:50:41,360
Speaker 1: a man's money away. It's pranking. It's it's gangster pranking,

722
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Speaker 1: is what it is. I want to be there when

723
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Speaker 1: it happened. I want to see it. I want to

724
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Speaker 1: see it. If I'm somewhere getting my butt whooping. You

725
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Speaker 1: ain't happy, you are many, you are no longer on

726
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Speaker 1: the championship team. I promin't gonna be on the side.

727
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Speaker 1: Give it instruct a step back, step back us your

728
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Speaker 1: working working, play off the ropes to play by play Jack,

729
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Speaker 1: catch your nephew. New Year's Comedy laugh Fest. That's the

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Speaker 1: New Year's Comedy laugh Fest. Washington DC, Atlanta, GA. You

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Speaker 1: don't want to miss it. Jumps off Washington, d C.

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Speaker 1: On the first, Atlanta, Georgia State Farm Arena on the second.

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Speaker 1: That's earthquake. Eddie Griffett Suguty entertain the dl Hughley hosted

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Speaker 1: by Yours truly Nephew, Timmy. Tickets on sale, red nah, Okay,

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Speaker 1: laying in the cut. You know it's laying in the cut. Jackson,

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Speaker 1: Mississippi MLK Weekend Jackson the Nephew finally coming to Jackson, Baby,

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Speaker 1: get your tickets and have me some fish Friday. When

738
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Speaker 1: I get down there, I just just throw it. I

739
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Speaker 1: throw that out there, like little o catfish or something.

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Speaker 1: Be nice for the nephew. Okay, catfish, Cole Slow, throw

741
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Speaker 1: some fries in there, throw some seasoning on that. That's all.

742
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Speaker 1: That's all. Tommy Jackson the Nephew coming Emmy Okay. Weekend

743
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Speaker 1: Chuckle's Comedy Club, pick us own seal read nah, all right, well,

744
00:52:09,040 --> 00:52:11,280
Speaker 1: thank you, nephew. Coming up at the top of the hour,

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Speaker 1: The Strawberry Letter. Get ready, Steve subjects, I want a

746
00:52:15,200 --> 00:52:18,960
Speaker 1: real man, not this man. Right after this we'll get

747
00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:24,479
Speaker 1: into it. You're listening to the show it is time

748
00:52:24,560 --> 00:52:27,720
Speaker 1: now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need advice,

749
00:52:27,800 --> 00:52:30,799
Speaker 1: I'm talking about you, talking to you. If you need

750
00:52:30,840 --> 00:52:34,360
Speaker 1: advice and relationships, on dating, on work, on sex, on parenting,

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Speaker 1: and more. Please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: f M and click submit Strawberry Letter. That's all you

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Speaker 1: have to do. We'll get the letter and we could

754
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Speaker 1: be reading your letter live on the air, just like

755
00:52:47,680 --> 00:52:50,359
Speaker 1: we're gonna be reading this one right here, right now.

756
00:52:50,440 --> 00:52:54,000
Speaker 1: Why you would want that, I have no idea. Let

757
00:52:54,080 --> 00:52:56,239
Speaker 1: us buckle up, hold on tight, we got it. Call

758
00:52:56,239 --> 00:52:59,840
Speaker 1: you here. It is the Strawberry Letter. That's right. Let

759
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Speaker 1: us know your problem subject. I want a man, a

760
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Speaker 1: real man, not this man. Dear Stephen Shirley. I have

761
00:53:08,280 --> 00:53:11,400
Speaker 1: been married to my husband for thirteen years, but we

762
00:53:11,520 --> 00:53:13,919
Speaker 1: have been together for a total of twenty three years.

763
00:53:14,239 --> 00:53:16,880
Speaker 1: We have one son, and my husband is a great

764
00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:22,440
Speaker 1: provider for our family. I am, however, concerned about the

765
00:53:22,560 --> 00:53:25,799
Speaker 1: example of manhood that he is displaying for our son.

766
00:53:26,440 --> 00:53:31,040
Speaker 1: My husband is non confrontational, so we haven't argued in years.

767
00:53:31,480 --> 00:53:34,520
Speaker 1: If we have a disagreement, he will disagree with me

768
00:53:34,800 --> 00:53:38,719
Speaker 1: to avoid conflict. He's always eager to help others, and

769
00:53:38,840 --> 00:53:41,399
Speaker 1: he does favors for his family members all the time,

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Speaker 1: even if he is not feeling up to it. He

771
00:53:44,640 --> 00:53:47,880
Speaker 1: rarely gets frustrated or raises his voice. He is also

772
00:53:48,200 --> 00:53:50,920
Speaker 1: very pleasant at work, and he has been overlooked for

773
00:53:51,080 --> 00:53:54,279
Speaker 1: promotions because he won't be more certive and speak up

774
00:53:54,360 --> 00:53:58,200
Speaker 1: for himself. He is always concerned about what other people

775
00:53:58,320 --> 00:54:01,080
Speaker 1: think of him, and he never ever wants to upset

776
00:54:01,160 --> 00:54:05,280
Speaker 1: his coworkers or the few friends we have. His behavior

777
00:54:05,680 --> 00:54:08,799
Speaker 1: is a huge turn off, and quite frankly, I've had

778
00:54:08,840 --> 00:54:12,440
Speaker 1: it with mister nice guy. I want my husband to

779
00:54:12,520 --> 00:54:16,440
Speaker 1: be my rock and my protector, but instead I wear

780
00:54:16,520 --> 00:54:19,680
Speaker 1: the pants in our household. The situation is getting worse

781
00:54:19,880 --> 00:54:23,120
Speaker 1: as he gets older and more complacent. I would love

782
00:54:23,200 --> 00:54:26,600
Speaker 1: to hear him say I got this baby and take charge,

783
00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:30,319
Speaker 1: but that hasn't happened in years. I also want him

784
00:54:30,360 --> 00:54:32,760
Speaker 1: to take charge in the bedroom so I don't always

785
00:54:32,800 --> 00:54:36,880
Speaker 1: have to initiate intimacy. When we spend time as a family,

786
00:54:37,280 --> 00:54:39,520
Speaker 1: I make the decisions on what we will do, and

787
00:54:39,719 --> 00:54:43,920
Speaker 1: I always drive us around. So far, my attempts to

788
00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:47,799
Speaker 1: talk to him have not worked at all. So how

789
00:54:47,880 --> 00:54:50,239
Speaker 1: can I get him to understand that he needs to

790
00:54:50,440 --> 00:54:57,040
Speaker 1: man up without insulting him. Please advise. All right, give

791
00:54:57,120 --> 00:54:59,520
Speaker 1: me a moment here, but I'm trying to figure out

792
00:54:59,600 --> 00:55:03,360
Speaker 1: what's really going on here and what you're really upset about.

793
00:55:03,680 --> 00:55:06,320
Speaker 1: I mean, thirteen years of marriage. You say he's a

794
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Speaker 1: great provider, he's always eager to help others, he's non confrontational.

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00:55:10,920 --> 00:55:14,280
Speaker 1: You guys haven't argued in years. He doesn't raise his voice,

796
00:55:14,320 --> 00:55:17,000
Speaker 1: and in your words, he's a mister nice guy. I mean,

797
00:55:17,080 --> 00:55:20,800
Speaker 1: you guys have been together for twenty three years. Surely

798
00:55:21,080 --> 00:55:23,760
Speaker 1: you knew he was kind of like a people pleasing

799
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Speaker 1: kind of a guy. You know, cared about what people

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Speaker 1: thought of him, helpful guy, this non assertive person that

801
00:55:30,840 --> 00:55:33,239
Speaker 1: you talk about in the letter, especially back in the

802
00:55:33,320 --> 00:55:35,879
Speaker 1: day when you married him. That was thirteen years ago.

803
00:55:36,360 --> 00:55:40,120
Speaker 1: Bottom line, you have a problem with this now. I

804
00:55:40,200 --> 00:55:42,960
Speaker 1: guess you're growing and perhaps he's still the same or

805
00:55:43,040 --> 00:55:45,120
Speaker 1: something you want him to change, and your attempt to

806
00:55:45,200 --> 00:55:49,640
Speaker 1: talk to him it's fallen on deaf ears. He's getting worse,

807
00:55:49,760 --> 00:55:52,719
Speaker 1: you say in your opinions since you get older. I mean,

808
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Speaker 1: I can only suggest at this point, since you guys

809
00:55:55,960 --> 00:55:59,040
Speaker 1: are kind of had an impasse. You want things one

810
00:55:59,120 --> 00:56:02,320
Speaker 1: way and he's doing it the way he's been doing it,

811
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Speaker 1: and you want to change. You know, I gotta suggest

812
00:56:04,880 --> 00:56:08,840
Speaker 1: some counseling for you guys to get over this situation.

813
00:56:10,280 --> 00:56:12,680
Speaker 1: And when you do talk to him, how are you

814
00:56:13,080 --> 00:56:15,080
Speaker 1: talking to him? I mean, is it a way that

815
00:56:15,680 --> 00:56:18,920
Speaker 1: you're turning him off? You're turning him off? Are you

816
00:56:19,080 --> 00:56:21,759
Speaker 1: nagging him? What are you? What are you doing? You

817
00:56:21,880 --> 00:56:24,400
Speaker 1: know in this situation. I'm not blaming you, I'm just

818
00:56:24,520 --> 00:56:28,720
Speaker 1: asking a question. I would definitely contract contact a marriage

819
00:56:28,760 --> 00:56:31,719
Speaker 1: counselor though though to try and help you guys get

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00:56:31,760 --> 00:56:36,520
Speaker 1: through the situation together together. All right, that's my answer, Steve.

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Speaker 1: Nice answer, Shirley, really good, well thought out. You've given

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Speaker 1: out good advice. I would recommend therapy too, but I

823
00:56:44,360 --> 00:56:48,719
Speaker 1: never do know and I'm not finished out today. We

824
00:56:48,880 --> 00:56:51,680
Speaker 1: can work this out, as pope. People who don't have

825
00:56:51,960 --> 00:56:55,759
Speaker 1: money fuck therapy. So now what you need is a

826
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Speaker 1: therapeutic conversation, ahen to get to you right now. I've

827
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Speaker 1: been married to my husband thirteen years. We've been together

828
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Speaker 1: twenty three, we got one son. Now here's a compliment.

829
00:57:08,160 --> 00:57:12,840
Speaker 1: Your husband's a great provider. I'm however, concerned about the

830
00:57:12,920 --> 00:57:17,400
Speaker 1: example of manhood that he's displaying to my son. I

831
00:57:17,760 --> 00:57:21,400
Speaker 1: pumped the brakes. My question to you is this, you're

832
00:57:21,480 --> 00:57:25,600
Speaker 1: concerned about the level of manhood he's displaying to your son.

833
00:57:26,600 --> 00:57:30,560
Speaker 1: What level of manhood did he display to you to

834
00:57:30,760 --> 00:57:35,640
Speaker 1: make you staye for twenty three years. Let's back up now, lady,

835
00:57:36,400 --> 00:57:40,640
Speaker 1: you talking to somebody who thinks these studdings out. I am, however,

836
00:57:40,760 --> 00:57:45,240
Speaker 1: concerned about the example. My husband is non confrontational, so

837
00:57:45,400 --> 00:57:48,280
Speaker 1: we haven't argued in years. Wait a minute, you're writing

838
00:57:48,320 --> 00:57:51,680
Speaker 1: a letter of complaint because you and your husband has

839
00:57:51,720 --> 00:57:58,080
Speaker 1: an argued in years. Okay, let's mark that down. If

840
00:57:58,160 --> 00:58:00,600
Speaker 1: we have a disagreement, he would just agree with me

841
00:58:00,800 --> 00:58:04,640
Speaker 1: to avoid conflict. So you mean to tell me you're

842
00:58:04,680 --> 00:58:08,920
Speaker 1: writing a letter because you keep getting your way. Okay,

843
00:58:09,160 --> 00:58:14,760
Speaker 1: let's mark that down now. He's always eager to help others,

844
00:58:14,880 --> 00:58:18,560
Speaker 1: and he does favors for his family members all the time.

845
00:58:19,360 --> 00:58:22,640
Speaker 1: Excuse me, you're writing a letter because you're married to

846
00:58:22,800 --> 00:58:26,880
Speaker 1: a good, a nice man. Okay, let's write that down.

847
00:58:27,480 --> 00:58:30,400
Speaker 1: Even if he's not filling up to it. He rallied.

848
00:58:30,640 --> 00:58:33,200
Speaker 1: He wait, he'll help people if he don't feel like it.

849
00:58:34,480 --> 00:58:36,640
Speaker 1: This is what we're complaining about. I just want y'all

850
00:58:36,640 --> 00:58:40,800
Speaker 1: to hit it. He rarely gets frustrated or raises his voice.

851
00:58:41,480 --> 00:58:47,160
Speaker 1: You mean he's an actual calming force at his house

852
00:58:47,800 --> 00:58:50,640
Speaker 1: and on his job. I'm just I want y'all to

853
00:58:50,720 --> 00:58:54,520
Speaker 1: hill with this woman to say. He is also very

854
00:58:54,640 --> 00:59:00,720
Speaker 1: pleasant at work. I'll be damned if you don't get

855
00:59:00,840 --> 00:59:03,880
Speaker 1: down there and start acting like a butthole on that job,

856
00:59:05,880 --> 00:59:09,439
Speaker 1: having everybody like you. All right, coming up Part two

857
00:59:09,520 --> 00:59:13,160
Speaker 1: of Steve's response to this letter, I want a real man,

858
00:59:13,360 --> 00:59:15,560
Speaker 1: not this man. We'll be back at twenty three after

859
00:59:15,840 --> 00:59:22,760
Speaker 1: the hour you're listening. Let's recap today's Strawberry Letters, Steve,

860
00:59:23,200 --> 00:59:25,320
Speaker 1: and get back to your response subject, I want a

861
00:59:25,400 --> 00:59:29,320
Speaker 1: real man, not this man. This woman just being complaining

862
00:59:30,400 --> 00:59:34,800
Speaker 1: about her husband because he's non confrontation. They ain't arguing

863
00:59:34,880 --> 00:59:37,920
Speaker 1: in years. They're having agreed a disagreement. He had just

864
00:59:38,080 --> 00:59:41,800
Speaker 1: agree with her to avoid the conflict. He's eager to

865
00:59:41,880 --> 00:59:44,360
Speaker 1: help other people do family for his new favors for

866
00:59:44,440 --> 00:59:47,080
Speaker 1: his families and friends, even if he don't want to.

867
00:59:47,160 --> 00:59:50,600
Speaker 1: He rarely gets frustrated or raises his voice. He's also

868
00:59:50,760 --> 00:59:52,880
Speaker 1: very pleasant at work and he's been overlooked for promotion

869
00:59:52,960 --> 00:59:55,200
Speaker 1: because he won't be more assertive and speak up for himself.

870
00:59:55,880 --> 00:59:58,840
Speaker 1: Maybe that ain't the reason. He's also concerned about what

871
00:59:58,880 --> 01:00:00,760
Speaker 1: other people think of him. Want some set this co

872
01:00:00,880 --> 01:00:03,080
Speaker 1: workers on a few friends. We do have him and

873
01:00:03,240 --> 01:00:05,680
Speaker 1: y'all got friends, probably because he's such a nice guy.

874
01:00:05,960 --> 01:00:10,400
Speaker 1: Right here's where the letter turned ugly. His behavior is

875
01:00:10,440 --> 01:00:14,000
Speaker 1: a huge turn off. So now she's not attracted to

876
01:00:14,120 --> 01:00:17,439
Speaker 1: him anymore. And quite frankly, I've had it with mister

877
01:00:17,600 --> 01:00:20,800
Speaker 1: nice guy. See what she wanted somebody coming in there

878
01:00:21,040 --> 01:00:24,000
Speaker 1: in ass whipping mode. I want somebody coming in here

879
01:00:24,120 --> 01:00:27,240
Speaker 1: taking over furniture. Well what do you want? You want

880
01:00:27,280 --> 01:00:29,080
Speaker 1: somebody come in the house and ask for more? Where

881
01:00:30,480 --> 01:00:34,200
Speaker 1: so he just walking in the house as ready made conflict,

882
01:00:34,480 --> 01:00:37,920
Speaker 1: wants to start arguments. Don't want to agree with nothing

883
01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:39,800
Speaker 1: you say. You want a man to quit giving you

884
01:00:39,920 --> 01:00:44,840
Speaker 1: your way? You won't opposition, See you crazy? Now what

885
01:00:44,960 --> 01:00:47,680
Speaker 1: you're saying is I've had it with mister knice guy

886
01:00:48,480 --> 01:00:50,680
Speaker 1: that I've never heard. I've had it with mister knights.

887
01:00:50,880 --> 01:00:53,160
Speaker 1: See you ain't tracked to it. Y'all probably ain't having

888
01:00:53,240 --> 01:00:55,800
Speaker 1: sex no more. None of this the situation that gets

889
01:00:55,840 --> 01:00:58,680
Speaker 1: worse as he getting older and more complacent. I would

890
01:00:58,720 --> 01:01:01,400
Speaker 1: love to him say I got this baby and take charge.

891
01:01:01,760 --> 01:01:04,040
Speaker 1: This ain't happening years. I also want him take charge

892
01:01:04,040 --> 01:01:06,120
Speaker 1: in the bedroom so I don't have to do all

893
01:01:06,160 --> 01:01:10,040
Speaker 1: that initiate intimates man week time as a family, I

894
01:01:10,120 --> 01:01:11,920
Speaker 1: make decision what we do or where we go who.

895
01:01:12,440 --> 01:01:14,720
Speaker 1: I always drive us around. So far my attempts to

896
01:01:14,760 --> 01:01:16,720
Speaker 1: talk to him and not worked out at all. How

897
01:01:16,760 --> 01:01:18,520
Speaker 1: could I get him to understand he needs a man

898
01:01:18,680 --> 01:01:20,720
Speaker 1: up without him selling him? Please say about he don't

899
01:01:20,720 --> 01:01:25,920
Speaker 1: want to wait a minute in the letter to me,

900
01:01:26,080 --> 01:01:30,240
Speaker 1: I always drive us around, Always drive because you're jumping

901
01:01:30,280 --> 01:01:33,600
Speaker 1: in you jumping behind the wheel, Joe boss as I

902
01:01:33,720 --> 01:01:35,840
Speaker 1: tell you what's wrong? Yeah, let me tell you. Whatever

903
01:01:36,040 --> 01:01:37,920
Speaker 1: you wear, the pass and the family take him off.

904
01:01:38,560 --> 01:01:41,640
Speaker 1: I think the man tie to you. I really do

905
01:01:42,200 --> 01:01:45,240
Speaker 1: you sound exhausting to me? He ain't arguing with you

906
01:01:45,400 --> 01:01:47,720
Speaker 1: no more. He ain't getting in no conflict, so you

907
01:01:47,800 --> 01:01:50,040
Speaker 1: no more. I think you run your mouth at the

908
01:01:50,160 --> 01:01:52,840
Speaker 1: house all the time. I think you complain a lot

909
01:01:53,080 --> 01:01:54,919
Speaker 1: because you don't got sick of him, so you don't

910
01:01:54,920 --> 01:01:56,840
Speaker 1: wrote a letter. Any woman gets sick of a man,

911
01:01:57,120 --> 01:01:59,240
Speaker 1: she gonna voice it in the marriage. You ain't just

912
01:01:59,320 --> 01:02:04,080
Speaker 1: sitting that widely seething. You keep telling me about itself? Right?

913
01:02:04,520 --> 01:02:06,880
Speaker 1: And and how when did he get like this? The

914
01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:09,080
Speaker 1: older he get the worst he getting. He sounded like

915
01:02:09,160 --> 01:02:14,240
Speaker 1: a cool guy to me. Damn what you want? But

916
01:02:14,440 --> 01:02:18,880
Speaker 1: see here's what didn't happen. Has he changed? Maybe? But

917
01:02:19,560 --> 01:02:23,440
Speaker 1: let me ask counseling. Did she change too? And I

918
01:02:23,520 --> 01:02:25,560
Speaker 1: think what didn't happened is is the people that you

919
01:02:25,720 --> 01:02:28,520
Speaker 1: all have become. Y'all don't like each other no more.

920
01:02:29,000 --> 01:02:31,680
Speaker 1: It's called growing a part. See what used to be

921
01:02:31,800 --> 01:02:34,640
Speaker 1: okay with you is now on your nerves. You married

922
01:02:34,680 --> 01:02:37,960
Speaker 1: the man probably because he was kind, he was non conflict.

923
01:02:38,480 --> 01:02:40,760
Speaker 1: He gave you your weight, he took care of you.

924
01:02:40,840 --> 01:02:43,120
Speaker 1: It was great provider. I bet that's why you married him.

925
01:02:43,320 --> 01:02:45,400
Speaker 1: Now all of a sudden you tied to that. And

926
01:02:45,920 --> 01:02:48,520
Speaker 1: I didn't understand the woman that don't want a good guy?

927
01:02:49,200 --> 01:02:52,640
Speaker 1: Damn what you what you want to happen? Here? So

928
01:02:52,840 --> 01:02:57,400
Speaker 1: let's have a re enactment. Jane, were you the woman,

929
01:02:58,720 --> 01:03:01,760
Speaker 1: I'm the guy. Let's go here. We go first of

930
01:03:01,880 --> 01:03:05,080
Speaker 1: where you been? Oh, I just can't you mean when

931
01:03:05,560 --> 01:03:07,479
Speaker 1: we've been I've been sitting here. I don't have waiting

932
01:03:07,480 --> 01:03:09,640
Speaker 1: on you enough. Where you've been, just been trying to

933
01:03:09,720 --> 01:03:12,000
Speaker 1: get to you, trying to get to me. Who I'm here?

934
01:03:12,040 --> 01:03:13,360
Speaker 1: You know where I'm at? What you mean you're trying

935
01:03:13,360 --> 01:03:14,880
Speaker 1: to get to me? You know where I'm at? You left,

936
01:03:15,040 --> 01:03:16,440
Speaker 1: I was here and when you come back, I was

937
01:03:16,520 --> 01:03:19,720
Speaker 1: here waiting on you. Where have you been? What'll take you?

938
01:03:20,840 --> 01:03:22,520
Speaker 1: I know how long it take you to get home?

939
01:03:22,640 --> 01:03:26,080
Speaker 1: I know the round you take. I know did you

940
01:03:26,160 --> 01:03:31,280
Speaker 1: go someplace else? Today? You're getting him fast? Drive faster

941
01:03:31,440 --> 01:03:34,479
Speaker 1: Tomorrow you should get You should be hit faster because

942
01:03:34,480 --> 01:03:36,560
Speaker 1: I'm sitting here waiting. You got me here sitting waiting

943
01:03:36,600 --> 01:03:38,760
Speaker 1: on you. Every day, every day I wait. I sit

944
01:03:38,840 --> 01:03:40,560
Speaker 1: out there and I wait on you. Why am I waiting?

945
01:03:40,760 --> 01:03:44,840
Speaker 1: Why I need know why they didn't know where you are?

946
01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:46,840
Speaker 1: And tell me why I'm waiting? Why do you think

947
01:03:46,880 --> 01:03:50,720
Speaker 1: I'm waiting? Why do you think I was driving too slow? No? No, no?

948
01:03:51,240 --> 01:03:53,880
Speaker 1: Where were you and didn't answer? Why am I waiting?

949
01:03:54,040 --> 01:03:56,360
Speaker 1: Go ahead, answer that I was in the car dropping

950
01:03:56,400 --> 01:03:58,960
Speaker 1: my waiting And then the answer. You know I don't

951
01:03:59,000 --> 01:04:01,400
Speaker 1: like to answer me. Why am I waiting? And why

952
01:04:01,440 --> 01:04:03,080
Speaker 1: are you where you've been. I need to know all

953
01:04:03,080 --> 01:04:06,920
Speaker 1: of those three questions right now. Baby, I can't. I

954
01:04:07,040 --> 01:04:09,600
Speaker 1: can't answer quick. You won't let me. Have you been?

955
01:04:10,120 --> 01:04:12,440
Speaker 1: Why am I waiting? And why I just told you?

956
01:04:13,920 --> 01:04:16,439
Speaker 1: Why am I asking you these questions? I need to know, baby,

957
01:04:16,480 --> 01:04:20,000
Speaker 1: don't be mad. I'm like, man, sound like I'm mad?

958
01:04:20,200 --> 01:04:22,080
Speaker 1: Do I sound like I'm mad? No? Do you know

959
01:04:22,200 --> 01:04:24,600
Speaker 1: what I'm mad? My bad? Let me stop being mad?

960
01:04:25,840 --> 01:04:29,240
Speaker 1: O your man? Now I was mad? Now I was mad.

961
01:04:30,360 --> 01:04:33,400
Speaker 1: Now you're mad because you being mad? Because you being mad? Oh,

962
01:04:33,640 --> 01:04:42,600
Speaker 1: I'm man. I want to know why you take so

963
01:04:42,840 --> 01:04:46,320
Speaker 1: long to get home? And why do you want me

964
01:04:46,320 --> 01:04:48,520
Speaker 1: to tell you? Do you want me to tell you?

965
01:04:49,200 --> 01:04:53,600
Speaker 1: Tell me? I can't stay in your fucking as. I'm

966
01:04:53,760 --> 01:04:56,560
Speaker 1: tired of your ass at the time. I can't not

967
01:04:56,800 --> 01:04:59,960
Speaker 1: not do it's right, and I won't a damn devorce.

968
01:05:01,280 --> 01:05:04,240
Speaker 1: That's a nice guy. Yeah, come on, I ain't what

969
01:05:04,440 --> 01:05:07,800
Speaker 1: she won't she won't do? Sheal you rarely get frustrated

970
01:05:07,880 --> 01:05:11,400
Speaker 1: and raise your voice. I knew this was coming. I

971
01:05:11,480 --> 01:05:16,720
Speaker 1: knew it. My mama did. Well. You know all strawberry

972
01:05:16,800 --> 01:05:26,440
Speaker 1: letters don't end happy. Put your own feelings. Surely get

973
01:05:26,480 --> 01:05:31,840
Speaker 1: your part all right, listen, we gotta get out of here.

974
01:05:31,920 --> 01:05:34,680
Speaker 1: Please email us her instagram 's your thoughts on today's

975
01:05:34,680 --> 01:05:40,800
Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter at Steve Harvey f M. You're listening show

976
01:05:41,400 --> 01:05:47,560
Speaker 1: all right. I was discussing our dreams and you were

977
01:05:47,640 --> 01:05:50,480
Speaker 1: just as Jay. Steve what was his dream? And he

978
01:05:50,560 --> 01:05:55,120
Speaker 1: said he always will you tell it? Jay? Oh, I've

979
01:05:55,240 --> 01:05:59,680
Speaker 1: always wanted to have my own stand up comedy special.

980
01:05:59,800 --> 01:06:04,360
Speaker 1: And I got quiet. But can I plain why? Steve? Why?

981
01:06:04,760 --> 01:06:09,160
Speaker 1: Because when Steve taped his comedy special, I was supposed

982
01:06:09,200 --> 01:06:12,000
Speaker 1: to be his opening at which meant they were gonna

983
01:06:12,040 --> 01:06:15,400
Speaker 1: film me and we would have had two comedy specials.

984
01:06:15,600 --> 01:06:19,320
Speaker 1: I I don't know where I was. I couldn't tell

985
01:06:19,320 --> 01:06:23,200
Speaker 1: you where I was. He was at the bill all

986
01:06:23,240 --> 01:06:26,080
Speaker 1: the time, but he couldn't go out because he kept

987
01:06:26,160 --> 01:06:30,320
Speaker 1: going to the bathroom. Well, he gets nervous, I know,

988
01:06:30,680 --> 01:06:33,280
Speaker 1: and I understood, But I got to go out of

989
01:06:33,320 --> 01:06:37,840
Speaker 1: here right right. I ain't got time. You know, my

990
01:06:38,200 --> 01:06:40,080
Speaker 1: my dress room got a bad Foo minute for them

991
01:06:40,160 --> 01:06:44,760
Speaker 1: moments right there. And what really messed us up over

992
01:06:44,840 --> 01:06:47,560
Speaker 1: the break was I reminded Jay of a time that

993
01:06:47,680 --> 01:06:52,560
Speaker 1: I had to call and find him for this special

994
01:06:52,720 --> 01:06:57,360
Speaker 1: he was on and his dream didn't come true, Steve don't.

995
01:06:57,400 --> 01:07:01,600
Speaker 1: But now his dream he's telling the truth. He wished

996
01:07:01,640 --> 01:07:08,000
Speaker 1: he had a comedy. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Well, in

997
01:07:08,440 --> 01:07:11,160
Speaker 1: his dream should have been he should have walked out

998
01:07:11,200 --> 01:07:16,600
Speaker 1: there for the team he had. That would have been streaky.

999
01:07:17,560 --> 01:07:20,320
Speaker 1: If I'd have walked out now for the two I had,

1000
01:07:22,520 --> 01:07:26,960
Speaker 1: that would have been an accurate portrayal. Okay, I still

1001
01:07:27,080 --> 01:07:30,479
Speaker 1: want to find out, Carla, what's one of the things

1002
01:07:30,600 --> 01:07:35,120
Speaker 1: that you've always wished would happen and it doesn't look

1003
01:07:35,200 --> 01:07:42,160
Speaker 1: like it may happen for you? Oh? Um, I have

1004
01:07:42,200 --> 01:07:49,560
Speaker 1: another baby. Oh that's cool. Yeah, we can't say nothing

1005
01:07:49,560 --> 01:07:52,600
Speaker 1: about that because we can't hit. You can't have babies. Mean,

1006
01:07:52,760 --> 01:07:57,600
Speaker 1: that's how that class. But I'm freaking now, yea, yeah,

1007
01:07:58,800 --> 01:08:03,760
Speaker 1: you know you can always stop she looked into it. Yeah,

1008
01:08:04,080 --> 01:08:05,680
Speaker 1: and you don't even have to stop it. Baby, you

1009
01:08:05,840 --> 01:08:09,760
Speaker 1: just get one already grown and skip all at college

1010
01:08:09,800 --> 01:08:12,960
Speaker 1: and everything. I'm not I'm not any trouble. Y'all could

1011
01:08:13,000 --> 01:08:19,600
Speaker 1: adopt me, trust me? All right, Okay, we'll finish in

1012
01:08:19,680 --> 01:08:32,720
Speaker 1: my room to myself. Rich alright, you're listening, all right,

1013
01:08:32,760 --> 01:08:37,280
Speaker 1: fellas time for comedy. Brunette Jacob quickly set up again. Please,

1014
01:08:37,320 --> 01:08:40,720
Speaker 1: you test us every week, you test our comedy ability.

1015
01:08:41,160 --> 01:08:44,160
Speaker 1: Give us five subjects. Put them on the wheel, spending

1016
01:08:44,160 --> 01:08:48,120
Speaker 1: the wheel were stop, we can do it. What you got, Yeah,

1017
01:08:48,320 --> 01:08:52,680
Speaker 1: here's the topics. Number one, people I hate on my job. Man,

1018
01:08:53,000 --> 01:08:56,760
Speaker 1: everybody can do that. Number two, your mama keeps hitting

1019
01:08:56,800 --> 01:09:01,240
Speaker 1: on me. That's I like that. Number three I thought

1020
01:09:01,320 --> 01:09:09,479
Speaker 1: they was dead already. Number four Jehovah's witness. Number five,

1021
01:09:10,600 --> 01:09:16,240
Speaker 1: people with a clean house. Put them on the wheel.

1022
01:09:16,240 --> 01:09:31,120
Speaker 1: Spin the wheel with you got people I hate on

1023
01:09:31,320 --> 01:09:34,400
Speaker 1: my job? Let me have it. Have a bird here.

1024
01:09:35,520 --> 01:09:37,720
Speaker 1: You know the people on your job who bring that

1025
01:09:38,000 --> 01:09:41,600
Speaker 1: food item that don't nobody won't any damn weight, but

1026
01:09:41,720 --> 01:09:44,200
Speaker 1: they all booze you. By the first of all, don't

1027
01:09:44,240 --> 01:09:50,080
Speaker 1: nobody like pumpkin pie? Alright? Nod? Why they't bring it

1028
01:09:50,320 --> 01:09:53,360
Speaker 1: to word and didn't make an announcement? Hey, I gotta

1029
01:09:53,400 --> 01:09:56,200
Speaker 1: slice of pumpkin pie in there. Don't touch it. You

1030
01:09:56,240 --> 01:10:00,599
Speaker 1: ain't got nothing worry about it? Fucking pie? What is got, junior?

1031
01:10:00,640 --> 01:10:02,400
Speaker 1: I tell you what I like. I don't like people

1032
01:10:02,439 --> 01:10:04,680
Speaker 1: that I work with that act like they're healthy than you.

1033
01:10:07,320 --> 01:10:10,080
Speaker 1: That's an issue for me, you know, I'm saying he's sick.

1034
01:10:10,160 --> 01:10:12,320
Speaker 1: He ain't like he mote healthy to me, but he

1035
01:10:12,439 --> 01:10:17,040
Speaker 1: got at told. I want you to know he ain't

1036
01:10:17,080 --> 01:10:27,720
Speaker 1: told an I ain't talking about nobody hate them. I

1037
01:10:27,880 --> 01:10:30,680
Speaker 1: can't stand the dude that that that that RD on you.

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01:10:30,760 --> 01:10:34,560
Speaker 1: When you clock out of our you would hear you

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01:10:34,640 --> 01:10:36,680
Speaker 1: thought you had a cool with him until you get

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01:10:36,760 --> 01:10:43,439
Speaker 1: halfway home. Yeah, they're looking for you. How do you know?

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01:10:43,560 --> 01:10:54,320
Speaker 1: I'm going I don't like people in your video email

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01:10:54,439 --> 01:11:08,800
Speaker 1: you videos of a life. I just got personal. The

1043
01:11:08,960 --> 01:11:11,120
Speaker 1: topic is people I hate on my job. Let's go.

1044
01:11:11,640 --> 01:11:13,639
Speaker 1: You know what the people I hate on my job?

1045
01:11:13,720 --> 01:11:16,639
Speaker 1: And not only are they sicker than you, but they

1046
01:11:16,760 --> 01:11:20,639
Speaker 1: have functions to raise money about how damn sick down.

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01:11:21,200 --> 01:11:24,760
Speaker 1: We don't have nothing for diabetics. We are running, we

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01:11:25,160 --> 01:11:28,519
Speaker 1: making speeches. We ain't out there doing that. We don't

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01:11:28,520 --> 01:11:32,439
Speaker 1: have a month stand for with you having a date

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01:11:32,960 --> 01:11:36,720
Speaker 1: or a month or a marathon. To me, just to me,

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01:11:37,240 --> 01:11:48,040
Speaker 1: you are sicker than me. You know what I like

1052
01:11:48,120 --> 01:11:52,280
Speaker 1: about my job. I know some sick people. I'm not

1053
01:11:52,439 --> 01:11:55,320
Speaker 1: calling no name. I ain't telling no. I ain't that,

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01:11:55,680 --> 01:11:59,400
Speaker 1: but I child like people that got DIABETD They act

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01:11:59,520 --> 01:12:04,040
Speaker 1: like type two is better than the type one. Careful

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01:12:04,080 --> 01:12:10,240
Speaker 1: all that really? All that? I take my medicine. Yeah,

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01:12:10,280 --> 01:12:14,000
Speaker 1: I don't shoot my menage. But they're talking to other

1058
01:12:14,120 --> 01:12:17,720
Speaker 1: sickly body. Yeah, I mean you really still old man?

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01:12:19,479 --> 01:12:26,439
Speaker 1: Ain't fast your way there? You was at one point

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01:12:27,720 --> 01:12:32,240
Speaker 1: you right, That's all I'm saying. I talk about nobody

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01:12:32,280 --> 01:12:37,920
Speaker 1: on my job. I can't staying nobody. I can't stand

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01:12:38,000 --> 01:12:41,040
Speaker 1: nobody on my job. Who a millionaire? And every time

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01:12:41,080 --> 01:12:43,840
Speaker 1: they come to work, they always who I'm going through?

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01:12:44,080 --> 01:12:47,240
Speaker 1: Where you going to? You ain't going through who? The

1065
01:12:47,400 --> 01:12:51,280
Speaker 1: Lord Testament ain't testing you. I ain't nothing wrong with

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01:12:51,600 --> 01:12:54,320
Speaker 1: who I'm going through. I don't know what your board

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01:12:54,479 --> 01:13:00,040
Speaker 1: going through. God had your boy? I tell God, And

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01:13:00,080 --> 01:13:14,880
Speaker 1: I'm gonna make a come back on the champagne. All right,

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01:13:15,400 --> 01:13:21,400
Speaker 1: you're listening Morning Show? All right, Steven, it's time to

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01:13:21,520 --> 01:13:24,240
Speaker 1: check your voicemail. If you want to leave Steve a message,

1071
01:13:24,240 --> 01:13:26,400
Speaker 1: you're just give a holiday greeting to your loved one.

1072
01:13:26,880 --> 01:13:29,400
Speaker 1: Call us right now at eight seven seven twenty nine,

1073
01:13:29,479 --> 01:13:33,519
Speaker 1: Steve and leave a message. Okay, Good morning, Steve Harvey

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01:13:33,640 --> 01:13:37,439
Speaker 1: Morning Show and the Steve Harvey Family. This is Chris A. K. E.

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01:13:37,920 --> 01:13:40,920
Speaker 1: Better known as mister five or four. I'm calling out

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01:13:40,960 --> 01:13:43,360
Speaker 1: a Huntsville, Alabama. I just want to let you know

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01:13:43,760 --> 01:13:46,639
Speaker 1: y'all be safe your holidays and what's love. I listened

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01:13:46,640 --> 01:13:49,360
Speaker 1: to y'all show every morning. Kerry Bee, You're doing a

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01:13:49,479 --> 01:13:55,640
Speaker 1: great job. Good morning, Steve Harvey. This is Derek Callaway

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01:13:55,680 --> 01:13:58,640
Speaker 1: and I'm just calling to say Happy New Year to

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01:13:58,920 --> 01:14:01,680
Speaker 1: each and every one one of you, as well as

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01:14:01,760 --> 01:14:06,679
Speaker 1: to my husband, mister Derek Callaway, and my entire family

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01:14:06,800 --> 01:14:10,800
Speaker 1: and all of my beautiful grandchildren. I love you all.

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01:14:11,439 --> 01:14:16,160
Speaker 1: God bless and always stay safe and take care. Good morning, Steve.

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01:14:16,400 --> 01:14:20,080
Speaker 1: This is a great haste from Memphis, Tennessee. I just

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01:14:20,400 --> 01:14:25,120
Speaker 1: want to say the Steve Harvey Morning Show. It motivates me.

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01:14:25,680 --> 01:14:28,880
Speaker 1: I listened to it every day on my way to work.

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01:14:29,400 --> 01:14:33,519
Speaker 1: I laugh, I cry out through the whole nine yards.

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01:14:33,840 --> 01:14:36,599
Speaker 1: I love you and Jay going back to old school

1090
01:14:36,680 --> 01:14:40,639
Speaker 1: with the music. I love nephew Tommy was his part,

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01:14:41,280 --> 01:14:44,720
Speaker 1: and I just want to say happy holidays to the

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01:14:44,800 --> 01:14:48,280
Speaker 1: whole crew. I love you guys. High Steve. My name

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01:14:48,439 --> 01:14:50,519
Speaker 1: is Alie, and I would like to wish my husband

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01:14:50,600 --> 01:14:52,880
Speaker 1: a happy New Year and to all of you guys

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01:14:52,920 --> 01:14:55,679
Speaker 1: and all of my family and my own Florida be blessed.

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01:14:56,280 --> 01:15:01,240
Speaker 1: You're listening any time, to asked the cello the Chief

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01:15:01,360 --> 01:15:05,320
Speaker 1: Love Officer, Steve Harvey. This one's from Millicent in New Orleans.

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01:15:05,400 --> 01:15:07,960
Speaker 1: She says, I'm thirty years old and my dad came

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01:15:08,040 --> 01:15:10,960
Speaker 1: in my life six years ago. My dad was already

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01:15:11,040 --> 01:15:13,519
Speaker 1: married when my mom got pregnant with me, so I

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01:15:13,640 --> 01:15:16,360
Speaker 1: grew up without him in my life. I met his

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01:15:16,520 --> 01:15:19,880
Speaker 1: wife a few months after I reconnected with him. His

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01:15:20,040 --> 01:15:22,839
Speaker 1: wife explained how my dad kept me as a secret

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01:15:22,880 --> 01:15:25,719
Speaker 1: for years because my mom was a one night stand

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01:15:26,120 --> 01:15:30,599
Speaker 1: after he'd been drinking one night. I was furious because

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01:15:30,680 --> 01:15:33,920
Speaker 1: my dad was with my mom for four years and

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01:15:34,040 --> 01:15:36,479
Speaker 1: they went on trips together, and he was in the

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01:15:36,560 --> 01:15:39,680
Speaker 1: delivery room when I was born. Should I show his

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01:15:39,760 --> 01:15:48,519
Speaker 1: wife the receipts or should I let it go? Not? Well,

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01:15:51,160 --> 01:15:55,040
Speaker 1: she walks brown. She wants to have a story to

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01:15:55,240 --> 01:15:59,240
Speaker 1: tell that makes her feel adequate for some reason, Because

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01:15:59,520 --> 01:16:02,240
Speaker 1: to come and meet a young woman who hasn't had

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01:16:02,280 --> 01:16:05,600
Speaker 1: a relationship with her father in twenty four years, and

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01:16:05,840 --> 01:16:08,840
Speaker 1: that's the story you want to tell. You wore kept

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01:16:08,880 --> 01:16:11,800
Speaker 1: a secret because you are one night stand. I mean,

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01:16:11,920 --> 01:16:14,720
Speaker 1: come on, lady, what's what's your purpose for trying to

1117
01:16:15,360 --> 01:16:18,360
Speaker 1: mess this young lady's up relationship up like that? That's

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01:16:18,520 --> 01:16:23,720
Speaker 1: foul within itself. Now, with that being said, do you

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01:16:23,880 --> 01:16:30,040
Speaker 1: return the foulness that she put out too wrong? I

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01:16:30,160 --> 01:16:32,960
Speaker 1: don't think so. I think you should take the high road.

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01:16:33,479 --> 01:16:35,640
Speaker 1: I think the important thing for here is for you

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01:16:35,760 --> 01:16:39,120
Speaker 1: to have for whatever relationship you can have with your dad.

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01:16:39,840 --> 01:16:41,759
Speaker 1: Me and make a lot of mistakes. I make mistakes

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01:16:41,840 --> 01:16:44,640
Speaker 1: as a young man myself. Me and make mistakes and

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01:16:45,479 --> 01:16:47,800
Speaker 1: have the right to get it right and recover. What

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01:16:48,080 --> 01:16:50,639
Speaker 1: she didn't have the right to do was coming here

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01:16:50,640 --> 01:16:53,479
Speaker 1: and bust your bubble with all that information that she

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01:16:53,600 --> 01:16:57,720
Speaker 1: should have played the bigger woman. But because she not

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01:16:57,840 --> 01:17:00,479
Speaker 1: a big woman, don't mean you shouldn't be. I think

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01:17:00,520 --> 01:17:02,720
Speaker 1: that God will keep you in a better place if

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01:17:02,760 --> 01:17:06,719
Speaker 1: you take the high road myself, That's what I would suggest.

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01:17:06,880 --> 01:17:09,880
Speaker 1: But you know, if you're one of them days and

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01:17:09,960 --> 01:17:14,400
Speaker 1: you're just feeling funky, go ahead, go ahead. You know

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01:17:14,520 --> 01:17:18,040
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Good advice, Steve. I like that. Thank you.

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01:17:18,400 --> 01:17:21,040
Speaker 1: Now I have for you? What's the one night staying right?

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01:17:22,439 --> 01:17:26,000
Speaker 1: All right on? This one's from Verna in White Plains

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01:17:26,040 --> 01:17:28,559
Speaker 1: in New York. She says, I've been married for fourteen

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01:17:28,680 --> 01:17:33,080
Speaker 1: years and I love my husband dearly. But he stinks.

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01:17:33,760 --> 01:17:36,920
Speaker 1: He's in shape, he has a healthy diet, but he

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01:17:37,080 --> 01:17:40,680
Speaker 1: smells like hot garbage. He needs to take one of

1141
01:17:40,760 --> 01:17:44,960
Speaker 1: those allergy exams, those that tells you what your body

1142
01:17:45,080 --> 01:17:48,160
Speaker 1: is allergic to. It's a test that you can take

1143
01:17:48,479 --> 01:17:51,400
Speaker 1: and you find out if you your body doesn't respond

1144
01:17:51,479 --> 01:17:53,720
Speaker 1: well to gluten is something and it could be something

1145
01:17:53,760 --> 01:17:56,040
Speaker 1: that's subscreeting out of his body that just don't agree

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01:17:56,080 --> 01:17:58,360
Speaker 1: with him, but he doing it anyway, and the way

1147
01:17:58,400 --> 01:18:01,680
Speaker 1: it comes out is through his pole. He stake. Coming up.

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01:18:01,720 --> 01:18:05,360
Speaker 1: It's our last break of the day, the last break

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01:18:05,439 --> 01:18:10,839
Speaker 1: of the day. Man, we'll have some fabulous, fabulous closing

1150
01:18:10,960 --> 01:18:13,800
Speaker 1: remarks from the one and only Steve Harvey at forty

1151
01:18:13,880 --> 01:18:18,799
Speaker 1: nine minutes after right after this, you're listening to show,

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01:18:19,479 --> 01:18:21,960
Speaker 1: all right, Steve, Here we are the last break of

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01:18:22,040 --> 01:18:26,760
Speaker 1: the day. It's the last break up the day. Thank you.

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01:18:27,080 --> 01:18:32,880
Speaker 1: There you go. It's been a good day, good day.

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01:18:33,400 --> 01:18:35,920
Speaker 1: We have fun today. I hope you did too. Thanks

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01:18:35,920 --> 01:18:40,280
Speaker 1: for joining us. As always, we appreciate the business and Steve,

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01:18:40,760 --> 01:18:44,519
Speaker 1: you're up next closing remarks. Here we go, hey, you

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01:18:44,600 --> 01:18:49,519
Speaker 1: know what this is today. I was working out last

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01:18:49,640 --> 01:18:55,400
Speaker 1: night and it this prompted this closing remark, Oh, young

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01:18:55,479 --> 01:18:59,960
Speaker 1: guy that works with me, says, and you know I'm

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01:19:00,120 --> 01:19:02,320
Speaker 1: not in the best of shape. That's not what this

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01:19:02,479 --> 01:19:07,280
Speaker 1: is about. This is about me, just my determination and

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01:19:07,439 --> 01:19:12,120
Speaker 1: discipline when I start something. And he said, mister Harvey,

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01:19:12,320 --> 01:19:17,200
Speaker 1: really really discipline. I can't believe you're working out like that.

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01:19:18,400 --> 01:19:20,519
Speaker 1: And I said, well, I'm trying to accomplish a goal.

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01:19:21,600 --> 01:19:23,800
Speaker 1: He said, but we were talking earlier and you said

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01:19:23,880 --> 01:19:27,439
Speaker 1: you were tired. I said yeah, but my trainer showed up,

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01:19:27,520 --> 01:19:30,479
Speaker 1: so once he shows up, I gotta go. He said, well,

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01:19:30,600 --> 01:19:33,720
Speaker 1: mister Harvey, you could have easily just sent him home.

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01:19:33,840 --> 01:19:36,840
Speaker 1: I mean you had a full day. I said no,

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01:19:37,080 --> 01:19:41,840
Speaker 1: he was here. He said, well, but you you're paying him.

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01:19:42,439 --> 01:19:45,000
Speaker 1: He gets paid whether you work out or not. I

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01:19:45,080 --> 01:19:48,080
Speaker 1: said yeah, but I just I can't say I can't.

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01:19:48,720 --> 01:19:52,000
Speaker 1: He said, what do you mean by that. I said, well,

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01:19:52,640 --> 01:19:56,840
Speaker 1: I don't know how to say I can't. He said,

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01:19:56,880 --> 01:19:58,880
Speaker 1: you don't know how to say you can't. I said, no,

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01:19:59,080 --> 01:20:02,160
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know how to quit. I don't.

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01:20:02,200 --> 01:20:06,760
Speaker 1: I don't I don't know how I once somebody challenges me,

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01:20:07,560 --> 01:20:11,040
Speaker 1: I don't know how to say I can He said, really,

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01:20:11,560 --> 01:20:15,240
Speaker 1: I said, yeah, I've practiced that for a number of years.

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01:20:16,880 --> 01:20:20,840
Speaker 1: He said, did you attribute that to your success? And

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01:20:20,960 --> 01:20:24,679
Speaker 1: I said absolutely. And so when I said that, I said,

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01:20:24,720 --> 01:20:26,519
Speaker 1: I was going to share something with you all this

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01:20:26,720 --> 01:20:32,200
Speaker 1: morning about becoming successful. And it's real simple what I

1185
01:20:32,280 --> 01:20:37,400
Speaker 1: got to say. And here it is. You have got

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01:20:37,520 --> 01:20:43,160
Speaker 1: to find a way to never quit. Did you hear me?

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01:20:43,800 --> 01:20:47,360
Speaker 1: It's really what it all is going to come down to. Eventually,

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01:20:48,240 --> 01:20:52,320
Speaker 1: all of us must find a way to never quit.

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01:20:53,760 --> 01:20:58,960
Speaker 1: You must find something that will not allow you to

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01:20:59,200 --> 01:21:05,280
Speaker 1: give up. See, the only way you'll reach any eventual

1191
01:21:05,520 --> 01:21:08,479
Speaker 1: goal that you have, and that's any one of them,

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01:21:09,000 --> 01:21:12,439
Speaker 1: is you have to never quit. You have got to

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01:21:12,720 --> 01:21:16,680
Speaker 1: find a way something in you and for all of

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01:21:16,840 --> 01:21:19,639
Speaker 1: us is something different. But you have got to find

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01:21:19,800 --> 01:21:23,920
Speaker 1: that thing that motivates you to where you will not quit.

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01:21:24,040 --> 01:21:27,479
Speaker 1: I don't what what is your motivation? What is the

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01:21:27,680 --> 01:21:30,960
Speaker 1: thing that you can say to yourself that will keep

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01:21:31,080 --> 01:21:35,439
Speaker 1: you pushing? What is the saying? What is the saying?

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Speaker 1: There are sayings out there. The victory isn't given to

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01:21:38,920 --> 01:21:40,479
Speaker 1: the swift, but to him that didn't do it to

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01:21:40,560 --> 01:21:44,120
Speaker 1: the end. There are saying, you know, winners never quit.

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01:21:44,720 --> 01:21:47,760
Speaker 1: You know, don't stop till you drop. You know, the

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01:21:47,920 --> 01:21:51,800
Speaker 1: hustle is real, the grind, the dream is absolutely free.

1204
01:21:51,880 --> 01:21:55,080
Speaker 1: To hustle is soul. Separately, you got to find something, man,

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01:21:55,520 --> 01:21:58,760
Speaker 1: You got to find the motivation of saying. Maybe you

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01:21:58,880 --> 01:22:02,720
Speaker 1: need a role model. Maybe you need to find somebody

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01:22:02,800 --> 01:22:06,160
Speaker 1: that you look up to that has accomplished something and

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01:22:06,320 --> 01:22:09,559
Speaker 1: you pattering yourself after them. Maybe you got to find

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01:22:09,680 --> 01:22:12,360
Speaker 1: some quote somewhere. I don't care what it is, that

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01:22:12,520 --> 01:22:17,800
Speaker 1: are scriptures that motivate me. You have got to find Psalms,

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01:22:18,200 --> 01:22:22,320
Speaker 1: the twenty third Psalms. You've got to find things in

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01:22:22,520 --> 01:22:25,960
Speaker 1: your past. You've got to find something that has happened.

1213
01:22:26,360 --> 01:22:31,439
Speaker 1: You've got to find inspirational stories. Go online and listen

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01:22:31,520 --> 01:22:35,920
Speaker 1: to motivational speakers who have found ways and ideas and

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01:22:36,120 --> 01:22:41,640
Speaker 1: philosophies and principles that prevented them from quitting. You've got

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01:22:41,720 --> 01:22:44,760
Speaker 1: to adapt these things because the only way you're ever

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01:22:44,880 --> 01:22:47,920
Speaker 1: going to be successful at anything is you have got

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01:22:48,000 --> 01:22:51,160
Speaker 1: to find a way to never quit. I'm sorry, it's

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01:22:51,240 --> 01:22:54,080
Speaker 1: the key to the whole thing. If you quit, you'll

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01:22:54,120 --> 01:22:57,320
Speaker 1: never know you have got to find a way. You've

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01:22:57,360 --> 01:23:01,920
Speaker 1: got to find that relatable person. That's somebody that says

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01:23:02,160 --> 01:23:06,840
Speaker 1: something somewhere online that gave you the idea that hey,

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01:23:07,040 --> 01:23:10,960
Speaker 1: maybe I can do it too. Somebody somewhere and said

1224
01:23:11,120 --> 01:23:15,240
Speaker 1: something and it's on YouTube, it's on Facebook. Somebody has

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01:23:15,320 --> 01:23:18,960
Speaker 1: said something man about they were thinking about stopping and

1226
01:23:19,120 --> 01:23:22,720
Speaker 1: quitting and something caused them to go on. You need

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01:23:22,800 --> 01:23:26,040
Speaker 1: to find those people. Maybe you got to find a hero. Man.

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01:23:26,560 --> 01:23:29,200
Speaker 1: Everybody should have somebody that they look up to in

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01:23:29,280 --> 01:23:31,880
Speaker 1: their life to day admire, whether you knew him personally

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01:23:32,000 --> 01:23:36,360
Speaker 1: or not. Marta Luther King, Muhammad A Lee, Michael Jordan,

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01:23:37,120 --> 01:23:43,080
Speaker 1: you know, Vernon B. Jordan, Rosa Parks, Frederick Douglas. The

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01:23:43,400 --> 01:23:46,760
Speaker 1: list is endless of people that you can come up with.

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01:23:47,240 --> 01:23:54,000
Speaker 1: There's heroes everywhere in sports, in life, in missionary work,

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01:23:54,200 --> 01:23:59,280
Speaker 1: in religion, in Bishop Jake's, Bishop Alma, Bishop Getties. It's

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01:23:59,360 --> 01:24:02,880
Speaker 1: people out there. Man, that's heroes to people. Find you one.

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01:24:03,320 --> 01:24:07,800
Speaker 1: Maybe you need to find a hater. Sometimes you got

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01:24:07,880 --> 01:24:10,880
Speaker 1: to find somebody that's a hater that motivates you. My

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01:24:11,040 --> 01:24:13,519
Speaker 1: teacher told me you was never gonna be nothing. I

1239
01:24:13,640 --> 01:24:16,519
Speaker 1: spend my whole life trying to prove her wrong. Maybe

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01:24:16,560 --> 01:24:18,320
Speaker 1: you had a hater that laughed at you when you

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01:24:18,439 --> 01:24:20,400
Speaker 1: fell on your face and looked like you wasn't gonna

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01:24:20,400 --> 01:24:23,160
Speaker 1: come back. I get him all the time. It's over now,

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01:24:23,320 --> 01:24:26,120
Speaker 1: he lost this, he lost that looked like he gone now.

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