WEBVTT - “Game 5” with PFT Commenter | 2018 Stanley Cup Final: Capitals vs. Golden Knights 0:00:01.880 --> 0:00:06.880 June seven, twenty eighteen, t Mobile Arena, Las Vegas, Nevada. 0:00:07.400 --> 0:00:11.920 Lord Stanley's Cup is in the building. With seven thirty 0:00:11.920 --> 0:00:13.880 seven left to go. In the third period, the first 0:00:13.960 --> 0:00:17.200 year Vegas Golden Knights are tied with the Washington Capitals. 0:00:17.360 --> 0:00:21.400 Brett Conley rips the shot from the slot. Marc Andre 0:00:21.680 --> 0:00:26.520 Flurry makes the save, but the puck trickles in. Though 0:00:27.440 --> 0:00:32.400 this is game five of the twenty eighteen Stanley Cup Finals, 0:00:34.760 --> 0:00:38.680 you're here joining games with names presented by win Bet. 0:00:38.760 --> 0:00:43.680 I'm Julian Edelman, I'm Samurel, and this is the search 0:00:43.720 --> 0:00:45.839 for the greatest games of all time. But we have 0:00:45.920 --> 0:00:51.960 a special, special special guest PFT from Barstool the Man. 0:00:52.280 --> 0:00:54.200 I feel like this is a pro am. I'm a 0:00:54.240 --> 0:00:56.959 little scared. I'm a little intimidated because you know, he's 0:00:57.000 --> 0:00:59.680 always I like one of those father son events. Just 0:00:59.680 --> 0:01:03.280 come on, Yeah, you can putt for me, all right? Thanks? Dad? 0:01:03.880 --> 0:01:06.960 Is this the Part three Masters? Yeah? Those tournaments are awesome. 0:01:07.000 --> 0:01:08.320 I love the Part three. But whenever they hit the 0:01:08.360 --> 0:01:10.679 shots that like skip across the lake and they do 0:01:10.680 --> 0:01:13.960 all the trick stuff, Yeah, well we'll do that. I'll 0:01:14.000 --> 0:01:16.080 be uh your caddy today. I like it all right? 0:01:16.120 --> 0:01:18.040 What should I hit off the tee here? Straight up? 0:01:18.040 --> 0:01:20.600 Should I just be like, this was the greatest night 0:01:20.600 --> 0:01:22.200 of my life? Because for me, when you ask me 0:01:22.240 --> 0:01:25.119 what game I want to do, I thought to myself, Well, 0:01:25.160 --> 0:01:27.880 there's some games I could talk about. I'm not I'm 0:01:27.920 --> 0:01:30.200 not a professional athlete. I played my sports for the 0:01:30.200 --> 0:01:33.480 love of the game, unlike you. So all the games 0:01:33.520 --> 0:01:35.360 that I would talk about there aren't. You know, it's 0:01:35.400 --> 0:01:38.520 not presented by Gellett Razors. It's not glitzy and glamour. 0:01:38.760 --> 0:01:41.360 You know, it's not on primetime TV. I'm talking stuff 0:01:41.640 --> 0:01:43.560 deep in the heart of Texas, off the grid. You'll 0:01:43.560 --> 0:01:45.319 never see it on camera. That's where I like to 0:01:45.319 --> 0:01:48.160 do my work, kind of under the radar. But this 0:01:48.360 --> 0:01:51.480 was not the greatest game that I've participated in. This 0:01:51.680 --> 0:01:54.280 was probably Yeah, I'm gonna say this was the greatest 0:01:54.360 --> 0:01:56.920 night of my life start to finish. It's more like 0:01:57.480 --> 0:02:01.280 the greatest night ever, the great night. This is better 0:02:01.320 --> 0:02:05.760 than the r words winning Super Bowls in the eighties. 0:02:05.800 --> 0:02:08.200 Well I was I was two years old when they 0:02:08.200 --> 0:02:10.080 won their first one. I don't really remember that much. 0:02:10.280 --> 0:02:12.600 There's so many uses for our wards now It took 0:02:12.639 --> 0:02:15.160 me a second. Were they called that, I was like another, Well, 0:02:15.160 --> 0:02:16.799 now I call them the Sea Words. Now that the 0:02:16.840 --> 0:02:19.520 Seawards Washington Sea Words, which is a lot nicer. But 0:02:19.639 --> 0:02:21.680 I know, I don't remember. I was blackout when I 0:02:21.720 --> 0:02:23.760 was two years old, so I don't recall that. And 0:02:23.800 --> 0:02:26.160 then I was six, and I remember some of that 0:02:26.240 --> 0:02:29.160 game in nineteen ninety one. Don't be deceived. It's the 0:02:29.200 --> 0:02:31.320 nineteen ninety one Super Bowl, even though on the back 0:02:31.360 --> 0:02:34.040 of our jackets now on our official team Crest it 0:02:34.120 --> 0:02:37.079 listed as nineteen ninety two. They made a mistake when 0:02:37.120 --> 0:02:39.000 they made the team Crest. That's something that only the 0:02:39.000 --> 0:02:41.320 Sea Words could pull off, you know. It's It's kind 0:02:41.320 --> 0:02:43.560 of true though, because the Super Bowl is played in 0:02:43.600 --> 0:02:47.320 the actual next year, so it technically happened in ninety two, 0:02:47.320 --> 0:02:49.519 but it is definitely wrong. It's like the ninety one 0:02:49.760 --> 0:02:53.280 you're the ninety one NFL champions. Yeah, but the Super 0:02:53.280 --> 0:02:57.799 Bowl was played January whatever, like twenty ninth, nineteen ninety two, 0:02:57.840 --> 0:02:59.520 so I remember a little bit of that game. I 0:02:59.560 --> 0:03:02.200 just remember after the game, my dad got me a 0:03:02.240 --> 0:03:05.560 can of coke that had the Washington Arwards logo on it, 0:03:05.840 --> 0:03:08.720 and we just kept that up on my mantle, and 0:03:08.720 --> 0:03:12.399 that was like our shrine to our local sports team. 0:03:12.560 --> 0:03:15.080 It's the sadist shrine. Ever, it started a fade after 0:03:15.120 --> 0:03:16.920 like three years, and it just stayed up there for 0:03:16.960 --> 0:03:19.480 like ten years. And I do the same thing with 0:03:19.560 --> 0:03:22.240 Santa Pax. As a Jew, I like the Coca Cola 0:03:22.280 --> 0:03:24.639 Santa Pax. For some reason, it was like a forbidden 0:03:24.680 --> 0:03:28.080 fruit to me. I don't know. Yeah, it was not 0:03:28.200 --> 0:03:29.960 the greatest trophy that we had, but it ad meant 0:03:30.000 --> 0:03:31.600 a lot to me as a kid growing up. It's like, Okay, 0:03:31.639 --> 0:03:34.720 I remember when my teams weren't all total losers back then. 0:03:34.800 --> 0:03:37.600 So I grew up a Washington Arwoods fan, and then 0:03:38.480 --> 0:03:41.080 the Capitals were always like that second tier team for me, 0:03:41.400 --> 0:03:43.120 but I would go to more Capitals games. It was 0:03:43.120 --> 0:03:45.640 closer to my house, tickets were more affordable, so I 0:03:45.640 --> 0:03:47.800 would go to those games more frequently. I grew up 0:03:47.880 --> 0:03:50.280 loving the Capitals. We made the Stanley Cup in like 0:03:50.520 --> 0:03:55.240 mid nineties, got swept lost in four straight games, and 0:03:55.840 --> 0:03:59.160 after that it was just like a NonStop parade of 0:03:59.440 --> 0:04:01.839 playoff heartbreak for me. As a Capitals fan. I would 0:04:01.880 --> 0:04:03.520 go almost every year. I think I went to like 0:04:03.920 --> 0:04:06.880 four games in a row in the playoffs where we 0:04:06.920 --> 0:04:09.000 got eliminated, and I didn't go to any games in 0:04:09.000 --> 0:04:12.240 between that. So, like I've I grew to hate the 0:04:12.280 --> 0:04:15.440 Pittsburgh Penguins, I grew to hate Marc Andre Fleury, who 0:04:15.480 --> 0:04:17.040 will get to in a little bit because he was 0:04:17.160 --> 0:04:20.039 a big part of this game too. But the Capitals, 0:04:20.160 --> 0:04:23.359 they were the closest that I got to tasting success 0:04:23.440 --> 0:04:25.800 in any team that I rooted for, like as as 0:04:25.960 --> 0:04:30.279 relatively speaking an adults. So this was a like I said, 0:04:30.360 --> 0:04:32.719 it was the greatest night of my life because some 0:04:32.760 --> 0:04:34.720 of the stuff that happened after the game was over 0:04:35.720 --> 0:04:38.360 was even crazier than what happened on the ice that night. 0:04:38.480 --> 0:04:42.000 I've heard that you've actually you drank from the Cup. 0:04:42.520 --> 0:04:45.640 I drank from the Cup? From the Cup too? Oh really? Yeah? 0:04:45.640 --> 0:04:50.560 What year was it? Twenty eleven Bruins. Bruins, Yeah, Shawnnie Thorty, Thorty, 0:04:50.760 --> 0:04:52.880 Sean Thornton. Were they were they pumped to have you 0:04:52.960 --> 0:04:54.840 around or was there anybody on the team that was like, 0:04:55.160 --> 0:04:57.960 who's this guy wise here drinking on the Cup? It 0:04:58.000 --> 0:05:00.560 was early in my career, so like they really didn't 0:05:00.560 --> 0:05:02.719 know who I was, but Sean Thornton was. He's just 0:05:02.720 --> 0:05:05.640 a beauty. Yeah, as they say in hockey, what is it? 0:05:05.720 --> 0:05:08.880 He's such a butte this guy, and he he let 0:05:08.960 --> 0:05:11.480 me come over and take a little little sip of 0:05:11.520 --> 0:05:13.920 Grandpa's old cough medicine out of the cup. I love it. 0:05:14.000 --> 0:05:16.719 There are definitely some guys that were around me that 0:05:17.240 --> 0:05:19.880 were giving me the side. I like, who the fuck 0:05:19.960 --> 0:05:22.320 is this guy drinking out of my Stanley Cup? They 0:05:22.520 --> 0:05:25.560 just wanted like three hours before, some of the guys 0:05:25.600 --> 0:05:26.960 on the team knew who I was, and I think 0:05:26.960 --> 0:05:29.480 they were instrumental in helping me get to the place 0:05:29.480 --> 0:05:31.280 where I was like close enough to the cup to 0:05:31.320 --> 0:05:32.720 drink out of it. But there were a couple of 0:05:32.720 --> 0:05:35.160 guys that were just like I think Dimitri Orlov was one. 0:05:35.160 --> 0:05:36.520 There's a picture. I don't know if you guys have 0:05:36.600 --> 0:05:38.600 the picture, but I'm drinking out of the cup. I 0:05:38.640 --> 0:05:41.159 can get to that whole story. I can do it later, 0:05:41.240 --> 0:05:43.240 which well we might as well. You're you're feeling hot, 0:05:43.240 --> 0:05:45.000 you might as well go, let's hear it. So so 0:05:45.120 --> 0:05:48.760 after the game's over, we're in Hakkisan, which is the 0:05:48.760 --> 0:05:52.159 club at the MGM, I believe, and a couple of times, 0:05:52.320 --> 0:05:56.960 so I was namely establishment. Yeah, it's a nice place. Family, yeah, definitely, 0:05:57.080 --> 0:06:00.839 definitely some families made in there. After the game was over, 0:06:00.920 --> 0:06:02.560 I was wearing my shorts that I had worn into 0:06:02.600 --> 0:06:04.279 the arena. It was hot out that day. It was 0:06:04.360 --> 0:06:06.960 you know, classic Vegas weather, probably like ninety two degrees 0:06:07.040 --> 0:06:09.920 something like that, and I wore shorts of the game. 0:06:09.960 --> 0:06:12.119 And then after the game was over, when my friends 0:06:12.120 --> 0:06:14.840 that was in town, was like, Hey, I'm actually hanging 0:06:14.839 --> 0:06:17.400 out with Larzella and his family. My family has like 0:06:17.440 --> 0:06:19.400 a relationship with him, so we're invited to their suite. 0:06:19.440 --> 0:06:21.800 After the game, went up to the suite, hung out, 0:06:21.880 --> 0:06:23.440 partied there for a little bit. Then we went to 0:06:23.480 --> 0:06:25.960 Hakasan and there were a few Capitals that I was 0:06:26.000 --> 0:06:27.120 with at the time, and they were like, yeah, just 0:06:27.120 --> 0:06:29.080 come on by. You don't need to like go home 0:06:29.200 --> 0:06:31.680 or anything, don't need to change into nicer clothes, just 0:06:31.680 --> 0:06:33.520 come to the club. So I show up to the club. 0:06:33.560 --> 0:06:36.279 I'm wearing shorts. Everybody else is wearing like club outfits. 0:06:36.520 --> 0:06:40.200 But I came like drenched in beer, just looking like 0:06:40.240 --> 0:06:42.680 a mess. And the guy at the door it was 0:06:42.680 --> 0:06:44.839 like me and I don't know, four or five Washington 0:06:44.880 --> 0:06:47.320 capitals and their girlfriends or whatever. And the guy at 0:06:47.360 --> 0:06:49.359 the door was like, you can't come in. I was like, 0:06:49.400 --> 0:06:51.720 I was. I was halfway expecting that anyways, because I'm 0:06:51.760 --> 0:06:54.240 not on the team. But they were like, no, dude, dude, 0:06:54.240 --> 0:06:55.919 you're good. Just go buy a pair of pants and 0:06:55.960 --> 0:06:57.960 come back and we'll wait here at the door for 0:06:58.040 --> 0:06:59.560 you and we'll get you in. I was like, okay, 0:06:59.560 --> 0:07:00.880 they're trying to get rid of me, so I'll go 0:07:00.920 --> 0:07:02.600 buy the pants and then i'll come back. They'll probably 0:07:02.600 --> 0:07:05.200 be gone whatever. So then I go on a mission 0:07:05.240 --> 0:07:07.160 to find pants in Las Vegas, which is harder than 0:07:07.200 --> 0:07:09.360 you think it might be, is it. Well, if you're 0:07:09.400 --> 0:07:12.760 inside a casino. Here's not a hotel. Yeah, but it's 0:07:12.800 --> 0:07:15.000 like a malinus in the casino. They want you to 0:07:15.000 --> 0:07:17.520 spend all the money. Yeah, they're not open all night. 0:07:17.600 --> 0:07:19.640 So this was probably like, I don't know, eleven thirty 0:07:19.880 --> 0:07:22.880 at night, something like that. So I walked around. I 0:07:22.920 --> 0:07:25.320 found the gift shop. The gift shop in the MGM 0:07:25.760 --> 0:07:28.160 had pants and I was like, perfect, I don't care 0:07:28.160 --> 0:07:30.520 what they are, I'm buying them. And I asked the lady. 0:07:30.560 --> 0:07:32.120 I was like, do you have pants here. She was like, 0:07:32.160 --> 0:07:34.360 we have one more pair of pants left. I was like, 0:07:34.400 --> 0:07:35.680 I'll buy it. She goes, do you want to try 0:07:35.720 --> 0:07:37.560 it on? Nope, I don't care. If they're pants, that's 0:07:37.600 --> 0:07:39.480 all I need. So she sells me the last pair 0:07:39.480 --> 0:07:43.560 of pants in the building. There are these giant khakis. 0:07:44.040 --> 0:07:46.640 They're massive. The waste is probably like a forty two 0:07:46.680 --> 0:07:49.080 on them, and it looks like Mitt Romney at a 0:07:49.160 --> 0:07:52.800 jazz game. Yeah, yeah, exactly, like just giant flat front. 0:07:53.760 --> 0:07:56.560 I put them on and they're just falling off left 0:07:56.560 --> 0:07:59.400 and right. I'm holding them up with one of the 0:07:59.400 --> 0:08:02.640 belt loops. The belt loop snaps because I'm pulling up 0:08:02.680 --> 0:08:05.560 so hard on to keep these goddamn pants on. And 0:08:06.200 --> 0:08:09.480 I eventually figure out a way. Okay, I'm gonna I'm 0:08:09.480 --> 0:08:11.440 gonna hold it like this. I'm gonna walk down the hallway. 0:08:11.440 --> 0:08:13.360 I'm gonna get at the club, no problem. I'm walking 0:08:13.400 --> 0:08:16.360 down the hallway and who comes around the corner in 0:08:16.440 --> 0:08:21.120 the casino but Alexavechkin, and he's got the fucking Stanley 0:08:21.160 --> 0:08:24.000 Cup in his hands, and we almost run into each other. 0:08:24.280 --> 0:08:27.239 And he's walking He's like doing this like big strut 0:08:27.320 --> 0:08:30.440 down the hallway. He's got a probably like fifty people 0:08:30.440 --> 0:08:33.600 following him, like taking pictures, and he's just singing, I 0:08:33.679 --> 0:08:38.360 am the champion, my friend, and he like almost walks 0:08:38.360 --> 0:08:40.560 over me. I'm like, fuck yeah, let's go over. So 0:08:40.640 --> 0:08:42.600 I'm like, where he's going, that's where I'm going. We're 0:08:42.600 --> 0:08:45.400 going to the same place probably, and so I follow him. 0:08:45.600 --> 0:08:47.680 They let him, and they don't they don't care what 0:08:47.760 --> 0:08:49.680 he's wearing, just because he's got the Stanley Cup. They 0:08:49.760 --> 0:08:52.040 let him right in and then the guy stops me 0:08:52.080 --> 0:08:53.880 again at the door. I was like, I got pants, bitch, 0:08:54.559 --> 0:08:57.720 and they're like, okay, we'll get you back to the 0:08:57.760 --> 0:09:00.680 back area where where the team is hanging out. There 0:09:00.800 --> 0:09:03.240 there's some people in management at the team that I 0:09:03.240 --> 0:09:05.720 had become friendly with over the years, and a couple 0:09:05.760 --> 0:09:08.520 of the hockey players there recognized me. They're like, okay, yeah, 0:09:08.520 --> 0:09:10.079 you're coming back party with us for a little bit. 0:09:10.559 --> 0:09:13.400 And then a couple of minutes later, the pants are 0:09:13.480 --> 0:09:16.360 falling off. They're just like falling. I can't keep them up. 0:09:16.679 --> 0:09:20.280 I look ridiculous, and a security guard comes over to me. 0:09:20.320 --> 0:09:22.720 He flashes me with a flashlight in my eye. He's like, 0:09:22.760 --> 0:09:24.319 excuse me, sir, come with me. I was like, I 0:09:24.400 --> 0:09:26.280 knew this time would come. I've been kicked out a 0:09:26.320 --> 0:09:28.559 lot of places. This feels like one of those situations. 0:09:29.559 --> 0:09:31.920 So I start following the guy out and then he 0:09:32.040 --> 0:09:35.280 sends me over to another security guard who's flashing a light. 0:09:35.400 --> 0:09:38.040 He's like, this is the guy, and then that security 0:09:38.040 --> 0:09:41.320 guard flashes his light to another security guard and then 0:09:41.480 --> 0:09:44.960 escorts me directly behind the stage where Diplo is playing. 0:09:45.280 --> 0:09:47.599 He's on stage. Yeah, I think it was Diplo. He 0:09:48.400 --> 0:09:51.079 was doing the DJ stuff at Hakasant for the capitals. 0:09:51.640 --> 0:09:54.679 OVI is like on the mic with him, asking him, hey, 0:09:54.880 --> 0:09:57.720 play Jesse's Girl. Play Jesse's Girl. So Diplo like stops 0:09:58.080 --> 0:10:00.800 his set. Maybe it's Chesto. I forget. It was one 0:10:00.840 --> 0:10:04.120 of those one name guys. And so Ovi's like singing 0:10:04.200 --> 0:10:07.040 Jesse's Girl as loud as he can. I'm being walked 0:10:07.040 --> 0:10:09.880 directly behind Ovi as he's like celebrating the time of 0:10:09.920 --> 0:10:11.960 his life. And then they turned me around the corner 0:10:11.960 --> 0:10:14.320 and there's the cup right in front of me, and 0:10:15.559 --> 0:10:16.959 they go, do you want to drink out of it? 0:10:17.120 --> 0:10:18.600 And I was like sure. It was filled to the 0:10:18.600 --> 0:10:20.800 brim with beer. So it was a heavy ass cup. 0:10:20.840 --> 0:10:23.040 So I picked it up and then somebody helped me, 0:10:23.080 --> 0:10:25.480 like from the bottom, lift it up, and I take 0:10:25.880 --> 0:10:28.560 that sip right there that we're looking at, and you 0:10:28.600 --> 0:10:31.000 can't see from this angle, but the guy in the 0:10:31.000 --> 0:10:33.000 white shirt if you scroll up a little bit, the 0:10:33.040 --> 0:10:34.760 guy in the white shirt right there, his face is 0:10:34.760 --> 0:10:38.520 cut off. That's Dmitriolov from the Washington Capitals. And the 0:10:38.559 --> 0:10:41.880 look on his face is like, get this guy off 0:10:41.920 --> 0:10:44.320 my fucking Stanley cup. Like he had no idea what 0:10:44.360 --> 0:10:45.720 I was doing. I still don't know what I was 0:10:45.760 --> 0:10:47.920 doing there. I think it's out. Yeah, there he is. Wow, 0:10:47.960 --> 0:10:51.480 there's Demitriolov right there, and he's just fucking furious that 0:10:51.520 --> 0:10:53.880 I'm drinking out of his cup. And so then I 0:10:53.920 --> 0:10:56.000 put it down. And then then I do get kicked 0:10:56.000 --> 0:10:58.760 out for a second because one of the players are 0:10:58.800 --> 0:11:01.400 one of the guys back there, thought that somebody, some 0:11:01.520 --> 0:11:03.520 random guy just ran up and drank out of their 0:11:03.520 --> 0:11:06.559 Stanley cup. So they kicked me out momentarily. Then I 0:11:06.600 --> 0:11:08.880 got brought back in for the rest of the party. 0:11:09.000 --> 0:11:12.000 Was a wild snapped the picture, just some random guy 0:11:12.080 --> 0:11:14.240 that was there, and so he was a listener of 0:11:14.280 --> 0:11:16.560 part of my take. He was like, oh fuck, it's pft. 0:11:16.960 --> 0:11:18.280 I was like, dude, I'm about to drink out of 0:11:18.280 --> 0:11:20.120 the cup, can you please take a picture for me? 0:11:20.600 --> 0:11:23.319 And so he took that picture. I got his number, 0:11:23.360 --> 0:11:26.240 I got the text from like two hours later. I 0:11:26.280 --> 0:11:28.240 think I was gonna end up with any evidence of 0:11:28.280 --> 0:11:31.960 it whatsoever. But yeah, one of the craziest moments of 0:11:32.000 --> 0:11:34.680 my life right there, for sure. Can we talk about 0:11:34.760 --> 0:11:38.440 leading up to this because you hate the Penguins with 0:11:38.480 --> 0:11:41.479 a passion? Yeah, I mean it's like Crosby and Ovechkin 0:11:41.679 --> 0:11:45.080 drafted together two of the best of all time. I mean, 0:11:45.200 --> 0:11:47.440 can you go through just your hatred. Yeah, I mean 0:11:47.480 --> 0:11:49.280 it was like every year it seems like they would 0:11:49.320 --> 0:11:52.079 bounce us out and we were always the two best 0:11:52.080 --> 0:11:54.880 teams out of the East. But the way that the 0:11:55.000 --> 0:11:57.520 NHL Playoffs are set up, they don't really protect they 0:11:57.559 --> 0:12:01.000 It's more about like the separating the divisions from each 0:12:01.000 --> 0:12:02.760 other and how how the brackets are set up. So 0:12:02.880 --> 0:12:05.040 it was like every year we would play the Penguins 0:12:05.040 --> 0:12:07.120 in the second round, it felt like, and we just 0:12:07.160 --> 0:12:09.400 had a lot of really heartbreaking losses of them. I 0:12:09.400 --> 0:12:12.880 remember two thousand, shit was like two thousand and nine 0:12:12.880 --> 0:12:16.240 twenty ten where the series went back to DC for 0:12:16.280 --> 0:12:18.360 Game seven. I was really pumped for that and they 0:12:18.720 --> 0:12:21.839 scored like six goals on us in the first period. Uh. 0:12:21.880 --> 0:12:24.320 There's just been like a lot of times where it 0:12:24.360 --> 0:12:26.120 was like, the Capitals are the best team in the 0:12:26.240 --> 0:12:29.560 entire NHL during the regular season, and then we're going 0:12:29.600 --> 0:12:31.040 to get to the playoffs and we're going to run 0:12:31.040 --> 0:12:33.280 into the hottest goally. Ever, it was always like that. 0:12:33.280 --> 0:12:35.960 One time that happened with Hendrik Lunguist, we were better 0:12:35.960 --> 0:12:38.080 than the Rangers and we and we lost them. He's 0:12:38.120 --> 0:12:40.600 just too handsome. He's too handsome. I agree, he's really 0:12:40.640 --> 0:12:43.559 good looking. Everybody named Hank. I feel like it's just 0:12:43.600 --> 0:12:48.640 an absolute lady co team Hank Hank Hill not really, 0:12:48.760 --> 0:12:52.800 No Hank Hill could Hank. Aaron was good looking. He 0:12:52.960 --> 0:12:57.200 was big hands, big hands. Know what that means. Yeah, 0:12:57.360 --> 0:13:00.760 big gloves, big big gloves. Yeah, big gloves. So yeah, 0:13:00.800 --> 0:13:03.800 it was it was just year after year of running 0:13:03.800 --> 0:13:06.600 into disaster in the playoffs, and it really it beat 0:13:06.640 --> 0:13:09.679 me down as a fan for a while, and I've 0:13:10.280 --> 0:13:11.920 I reached a point where I never thought that it 0:13:12.000 --> 0:13:15.360 was going to happen until this year. And we got 0:13:15.360 --> 0:13:16.760 to the playoffs and I was like, you know what 0:13:16.800 --> 0:13:20.800 this team feels. It was after the first the first 0:13:21.080 --> 0:13:24.120 series against Columbus, I think we were down to nothing, 0:13:24.120 --> 0:13:27.000 and then game three and overtime we won, and I 0:13:27.040 --> 0:13:28.840 was like, okay, I'm officially back. I feel like this 0:13:28.880 --> 0:13:30.760 team might be different. And we had a we had 0:13:30.760 --> 0:13:32.360 a fun team to root for me And it felt 0:13:32.440 --> 0:13:34.600 like everybody was rooting for the Caps that year too, 0:13:35.000 --> 0:13:37.559 trying to see Ov get his first his first Stanley Cup. 0:13:38.559 --> 0:13:41.480 Like it's like Dirk or Elway or guys who everyone 0:13:41.600 --> 0:13:43.800 wanted to get one, and it took him a while. 0:13:43.960 --> 0:13:46.679 You know, Yeah, it made it better in retrospect that 0:13:46.760 --> 0:13:50.640 it waited that long where everybody, they all got their 0:13:50.720 --> 0:13:52.960 jokes off. It was like every year after Ov would 0:13:53.000 --> 0:13:55.040 lose in the playoffs, somebody would tweet out that meme 0:13:55.080 --> 0:13:57.760 of like Ov holding the golf clubs like it was 0:13:57.800 --> 0:13:59.679 a Stanley Cup. It's like, oh, first of all, Ov 0:13:59.720 --> 0:14:03.800 doesn't play golf. He's rushing. Okay, that's he's an insane athlete. 0:14:03.800 --> 0:14:05.600 I bet he could play pretty good golf. So his 0:14:05.679 --> 0:14:08.560 mom was an Olympic basketball player. Dad didn't was his 0:14:08.640 --> 0:14:11.040 dad in the Olympics as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's 0:14:11.040 --> 0:14:13.720 got I mean he's got athlete blood. His first round 0:14:13.720 --> 0:14:15.559 of golf that he ever played, he hit a hole 0:14:15.600 --> 0:14:17.600 in one. He's not a golfer, but they took him 0:14:17.600 --> 0:14:19.720 out one day and he hit a fucking hole in 0:14:19.760 --> 0:14:22.560 one the first time ever out. Hockey guys are really 0:14:22.640 --> 0:14:24.920 that's like the same kind of motion. Those guys are 0:14:24.960 --> 0:14:28.280 studs at golfing. I feel like people that are are 0:14:28.320 --> 0:14:31.360 really good at like three point shooting, yes, and foul 0:14:31.400 --> 0:14:35.200 shots are also good at golf. Hunters, yeah, hunters, No punters, oh, punters, 0:14:35.280 --> 0:14:38.080 hunters and kickers. Yeah, because they do the same motion. 0:14:38.200 --> 0:14:42.160 They're they're in their psycho in the head a little bit. Yeah, 0:14:42.200 --> 0:14:44.320 they just get locked into this one thing that they 0:14:44.360 --> 0:14:49.280 do repeatedly. So I I was almost at my wits 0:14:49.320 --> 0:14:50.720 end with the Capitals. I was like, if it doesn't 0:14:50.720 --> 0:14:53.160 happen this year, it's never going to happen. Well, it 0:14:53.280 --> 0:14:57.960 did happen. Those were our first initial thoughts to this game, 0:14:58.040 --> 0:15:01.080 which is obviously the loss of a Vegas Nights in 0:15:01.120 --> 0:15:04.400 their first year ever in existence. Getting to the Stanley 0:15:04.400 --> 0:15:11.280 Cup Final playing against pft's Washington Capitolis. Now on this podcast, 0:15:11.360 --> 0:15:14.920 we break down what was going on in regular life 0:15:14.960 --> 0:15:18.040 pop culture. What were we doing on the day of 0:15:18.080 --> 0:15:20.640 the game or in the era of the game. This 0:15:20.760 --> 0:15:26.520 game June seventh, twenty eighteen. Number one movie Ocean's eight. Hmm. 0:15:26.840 --> 0:15:29.240 Didn't see it? Did you? Never saw it? Oceans e? 0:15:29.400 --> 0:15:32.520 Was that the one? The real cast? Yeah? I think 0:15:32.520 --> 0:15:34.560 I saw that, like the day that I got back 0:15:34.560 --> 0:15:36.920 from Vegas. Actually I came back and I was so 0:15:37.080 --> 0:15:39.280 hungover from my trip. I was like, I just got 0:15:39.280 --> 0:15:41.320 to go sit in a cold room for three hours 0:15:42.000 --> 0:15:44.040 and try to like sweat out or not sweat up, 0:15:44.080 --> 0:15:45.560 but try to like just get whatever it is out 0:15:45.560 --> 0:15:47.960 of my body, like when you reset myself to zero. 0:15:48.280 --> 0:15:50.760 Just just a bunch of alcohol. And yeah, just a 0:15:50.760 --> 0:15:53.440 bunch of alcohol. There's a lot of alcohol. It'll do 0:15:53.520 --> 0:15:55.360 that to you. Not a great not a great? Uh, 0:15:56.120 --> 0:15:58.800 I guess. Review for the movie, well, you know what, 0:15:58.840 --> 0:16:01.240 I sucked. Never saw I gave it. I gave it 0:16:01.320 --> 0:16:03.680 zero stars. But I did fall asleep for almost all 0:16:03.680 --> 0:16:05.440 of it. The real heist was paying the all female 0:16:05.480 --> 0:16:08.040 cash lesson they would have paid men. Julie Roberts was great, 0:16:08.440 --> 0:16:10.040 That's what I thought. I thought she was great. In 0:16:10.040 --> 0:16:12.400 that movie. I was never an ocean's guy. Oh, the 0:16:12.400 --> 0:16:16.480 first one's all right, we get it. Heist movie. You 0:16:16.480 --> 0:16:18.480 don't like a heist movie. I like a heist movie. 0:16:18.560 --> 0:16:21.400 But it was it was all right. I feel like 0:16:21.440 --> 0:16:23.560 I saw it without even seeing it. You remind me 0:16:23.560 --> 0:16:26.000 of the gymnast in the first one a little bit, 0:16:26.800 --> 0:16:29.320 the Asian guy. Yeah, it's just a real nimble It's 0:16:29.360 --> 0:16:33.160 a real nimble cat like a squirrel. You'd probably always 0:16:33.240 --> 0:16:34.720 land on your feet. Right if I threw you out 0:16:34.760 --> 0:16:36.280 of this building right now? What floor are we on? 0:16:36.800 --> 0:16:40.000 FI five? You'd probably land on your feet. I'd land 0:16:40.040 --> 0:16:42.240 on my feet and both of my tib and FIBs 0:16:42.240 --> 0:16:44.600 would just be shattered because I have no cartilage or 0:16:44.640 --> 0:16:47.080 ligaments or anything in my knees right now. So I 0:16:47.400 --> 0:16:49.760 learned a fun fact about squirrels. You probably already know 0:16:49.800 --> 0:16:52.800 this as one yourself. Yeah, but you know that squirrels 0:16:52.880 --> 0:16:55.760 they can't die by falling out of a tree. No, 0:16:56.080 --> 0:16:59.080 Their terminal velocity is too slow where when they hit 0:16:59.120 --> 0:17:00.720 the ground, it's not gonna be enough to kill him. 0:17:00.760 --> 0:17:02.440 So you could throw a squirrel out of an airplane 0:17:02.760 --> 0:17:05.520 and it would be fine. No way, Yeah, you can't 0:17:05.560 --> 0:17:08.560 throw it out of an airplane. You should squirrel. I 0:17:08.600 --> 0:17:10.920 swear to God. You want me prove it? Prove it? Okay, 0:17:10.920 --> 0:17:12.480 I'll prove it. Hang on, just give me one second. 0:17:12.480 --> 0:17:15.280 I've got an expert. I've got a squirrel guy. Who's 0:17:15.320 --> 0:17:19.520 this squirrel guy? Billy football? Buddy? Are you bringing Billy football? 0:17:19.600 --> 0:17:21.240 But does you know who my squirrel guy is? This 0:17:21.359 --> 0:17:26.360 kid knows everything about animals, footballs, that's about it, and 0:17:26.520 --> 0:17:32.800 like performance enhancing drugs. No, that's you, your buddy, Rodney Harrison. 0:17:32.880 --> 0:17:34.840 You can't. You can't walk me into that one. Jewels, 0:17:34.920 --> 0:17:37.720 Come on, hang on, he's I got my squirrel guy 0:17:37.920 --> 0:17:40.960 coming in hot? Does he pick up You got to 0:17:40.960 --> 0:17:42.600 pick up the boss better? I know that he doesn't 0:17:42.600 --> 0:17:46.760 have anything else to do. Hey, Billy, Hey, I'm here 0:17:46.760 --> 0:17:51.640 with jewels. All right, looks good. I said that you're 0:17:51.680 --> 0:17:54.639 my squirrel guy. You're my squirrel expert. Is it true? 0:17:55.040 --> 0:17:57.000 Could you throw a squirrel out of an airplane? And 0:17:57.040 --> 0:18:00.560 would it survived? You could? Technically it won't because of 0:18:00.600 --> 0:18:04.639 the fall, but he could die from like being thrown 0:18:04.680 --> 0:18:06.760 out of an airplane and like getting hit by the 0:18:06.840 --> 0:18:12.400 jet engine or something like squirrels damage it because they're 0:18:12.640 --> 0:18:16.760 like evolved that their terminal velocity is too low to 0:18:16.880 --> 0:18:21.200 kill them on impact. So it's just cool cool facts 0:18:21.200 --> 0:18:23.320 about squirrels. That is cool fact. All right, Billy, thank 0:18:23.359 --> 0:18:26.680 you for being my squirrel guy. Thanks, Billy, get back 0:18:26.720 --> 0:18:29.720 to work. He's fishing. He's fishing. It's like four o'clock 0:18:29.960 --> 0:18:33.760 on a Monday in New York. Billy, where is he 0:18:33.800 --> 0:18:36.919 fishing on the Hudson. I don't know. I've learned not 0:18:36.960 --> 0:18:38.800 to ask too many questions when it comes to Billy. 0:18:38.880 --> 0:18:41.040 Just like, if it's a small thing that I'm upset about, 0:18:41.160 --> 0:18:44.320