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Speaker 1: My pregnant stepdaughter tried to kiss me, and I don't

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Speaker 1: know how to feel.

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Speaker 2: Okayop, this is OKAYOP. I'm Samuel Donner and I'm John

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Speaker 2: Frank and we tell the funniest stories on the Internet.

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Speaker 2: And John, what's your favorite song? Oh my gosh, that's

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Speaker 2: like an insane song. That's an insane question. I will

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Speaker 2: say Power by Kanye West. It's a great song. I

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Speaker 2: don't know if it's my favorite. Can you tell me

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Speaker 2: how it goes?

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Speaker 3: Now? My brain is let me think of another song.

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Speaker 2: It's your favorite song?

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Speaker 3: I said. I didn't say it was my favorite song.

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Speaker 2: I said, I asked you what your favorite song is?

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Speaker 2: You said, Power by Kanye I said.

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Speaker 1: It's a great song. To clarify that, it's not my

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Speaker 1: favorite song. It's the first song that came to my mind.

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Speaker 1: See now I'm on the spot and I'm feeling nervous.

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Speaker 2: I could I can tell you how how power goes?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Move it better, make it stronger.

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Speaker 1: That's that's a different song. What's that song that's a harder?

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Speaker 1: I believe it's harder, better, faster, stronger.

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Speaker 2: Alex out play Power by Kanye West.

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Speaker 4: Power by Kanye West from Apple music, Alex out pause,

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Speaker 4: what's your favorite song?

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Speaker 3: See? Uh you see you can only do.

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Speaker 2: Now right now? It is uh, come fly with me,

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Speaker 2: Frank Sinatra.

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Speaker 1: Great, you can only do a song that you love?

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Speaker 1: Favorite song is impossible. So first I froze on fringing

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Speaker 1: my favorite song, and then you asked me the lyrics,

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Speaker 1: and I super froze and forgot. Clearly I know a

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Speaker 1: lot of the lyrics. But also singing without the song

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Speaker 1: is hard.

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Speaker 2: Is so challenged.

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Speaker 1: This song is you think you think you know a

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Speaker 1: song so well, and then you're like, oh, I don't.

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Speaker 2: But you know what's always powerful is John's storytelling about Oh.

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Speaker 3: Man, I tell some powerful stories. Guys.

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Speaker 1: No one man should have all that power. I'll tell

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Speaker 1: you that much good gravy. All right, let's get into it.

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Speaker 1: My pregnant stepdaughter tried to kiss me and.

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Speaker 3: I don't know how to feel.

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Speaker 2: You should feel very weird about it.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I mean hopefully hopefully that is what he feels.

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Speaker 1: But uh, we'll find out, now, won't we. So let

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Speaker 1: me start with the backstory. I met my lovely wife

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Speaker 1: fourteen years ago while she was going through a very

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Speaker 1: messy divorce. Six months after that, divorce was final. I

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Speaker 1: met her son, now twenty seven and her daughter, now

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Speaker 1: twenty four. Okay, I had no kids of my own

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Speaker 1: and never thought I liked kids in general, but her

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Speaker 1: kids became the exception. I do not think I could

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Speaker 1: care about them more if they were my own kids. Wow,

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Speaker 1: so big Saman loves the kids. They both have fathers,

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Speaker 1: and both of them were physically and emotionally abusive to

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Speaker 1: the children and my wife. None of us have had

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Speaker 1: any contact with either of the fathers for ten years.

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Speaker 1: My stepson is about to get married to a great

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Speaker 1: girl with two kids of their own, and I'm incredibly

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Speaker 3: We talk very often.

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Speaker 2: Awesome. It sounds like, you know, bad situation, but everything

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Speaker 1: Now turned out well like It sounds like op was

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Speaker 1: able to become a good father figure her life, which

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Speaker 1: was awesome. And my stepdaughter, I'm very proud of her

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Speaker 1: as well, but she has had a few more problems arives.

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Speaker 3: She's still my favorite girl, and I would move heaven

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Speaker 3: and hell for her.

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Speaker 2: Your favorite girl, huh oh oh wow. How how about

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Speaker 2: the wife?

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Speaker 3: Favorite of me?

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Speaker 1: Fucking but she tends to choose men more like her father,

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Speaker 1: cowardly weak men child, damn calling father. I was always

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Speaker 1: there for her and we could talk about anything and

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Speaker 1: other than her choice in men.

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Speaker 3: Our personalities were very similar.

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Speaker 2: Hmm. Okay, so she just needs better choice than men.

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Speaker 3: This is a better choice than men.

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Speaker 2: Right.

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Speaker 1: So four months ago, after breaking up with the latest

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Speaker 1: butt wipe, she moved back in with us. A month

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Speaker 1: after that, we found out she's pregnant with the butt

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Speaker 1: wipes baby.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, that's not good. And now she is five

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Speaker 3: months pregnant.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, Okay, so it's been along, it's come along.

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Speaker 3: We're coming along here.

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 1: I work from home and my wife does not, so

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Speaker 1: that means my stepdaughter spends a lot of time with me,

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Speaker 1: and I also drive her to doctor appointments and for

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Speaker 1: maternity clothes shopping, which is what we were doing today.

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Speaker 1: I drove her to Bye Bye Baby, which honestly sounds

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Speaker 1: like an abortion clinic. I was gonna say, like, that's

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Speaker 1: a hilariously genius name for a place, but now I'm

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Speaker 1: not so sure how genius.

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Speaker 3: Are Oh man, good girl, raby?

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Speaker 1: Oh no, We've did some baby and new mother shopping.

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Speaker 1: On the way home, she talked to me about the

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Speaker 1: awful text that the butt wipe had sent her over

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Speaker 1: the weekend, the butt wipe whose baby she's pregnant with,

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Speaker 1: saying how she would be a horrible mother and how

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Speaker 1: the baby was better off being raised by her only

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Speaker 1: and him not being in.

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Speaker 3: The picture, et cetera, et cetera.

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Speaker 2: So don't make any sense. So she's going to be

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Speaker 2: a horrible mother, but he shouldn't have any responsibility, and

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Speaker 2: she's better off and the baby's better off with the

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Speaker 2: horrible mother.

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Speaker 1: I know, it's obviously this guy is awful, And yes,

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Speaker 1: I've decided he and I need to have a conversation,

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Speaker 1: much like the one I had with my stepdaughter's father

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Speaker 1: ten years ago. So op's ready to lay down there,

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Speaker 1: laid down the freaking law baby. When we got home,

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Speaker 1: for lots of positive affirmations, and told her how useless

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Speaker 1: butt wipe was. Next thing I know, she tells me

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Speaker 1: she wishes the baby is mine and hers?

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Speaker 2: Yes? What?

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Speaker 1: And then she ups the antie by kissing me right

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Speaker 2: How do you even react with that? Also? What kind

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Speaker 2: of pickup line is that? Like? I wish this baby

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Speaker 2: was ours?

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Speaker 3: Wow?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this is just a crazsy scenario. I immediately thought, wtf, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: what else is there to think? I pulled away and

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Speaker 1: was just mumbling something about not ruining a good thing,

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Speaker 1: how I love her mom. I then made a bad

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Speaker 1: joke about how being with a pretty woman in her

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Speaker 1: twenties would probably kill me. He's just trying to get

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Speaker 1: out of this awkward dar. For the next two hours,

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Speaker 1: I was basically on autopilot, put stuff away, made dinner

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Speaker 3: I've been in my.

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Speaker 1: Den for at least four hours, claiming I was working,

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Speaker 1: But I have no freaking clue what to do?

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Speaker 3: Oh geez?

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Speaker 1: What should I tell my wife? What should I say

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Speaker 1: to my stepdaughter? Should I say anything to either of them?

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Speaker 1: Should I just finish this bottle of Captain Morgan and

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Speaker 1: pass out? Look, this isn't something that I can go

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Speaker 1: to a friend or relative about, so I'm coming here.

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Speaker 3: What are your thoughts?

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Speaker 2: I mean, ideally, if you have a good relationship with

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Speaker 2: And like I think like marriage, you know, or at

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I could see him like being terrified of it.

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Speaker 3: But yeah I am.

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Speaker 1: I am curious why he's like not think thinking of

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Speaker 2: You know, yeah, I feel like that that is well

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Speaker 2: sus actually yah, yeah, maybe maybe he maybe he wants

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Speaker 2: to you know, having a Oh my goodness, that would

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Speaker 2: be terrible. Also also not a good idea to drink,

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Speaker 2: Captain Morgan in this situation. Yeah, it's just below or

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Speaker 2: right beside this, this woman and the step daughter that's

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Speaker 2: trying to jump on your saddle.

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Speaker 4: You know.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe that's our maybe our first piece of advice.

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Speaker 2: Maybe put down the put down the Captain Morgan, talk

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Speaker 2: to your wife, oh man, but that yeah, yeah, that's.

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Speaker 3: What would you do? What do you think I would?

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Speaker 2: You know, I'm thinking of like my girlfriend Arianna in

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Speaker 2: this situation, and if she had a daughter from another

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Speaker 2: marriage and I was with her, I would be like, bro,

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Speaker 2: your daughter tried to hook up with me? Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: what should I do?

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Speaker 3: That's kind of what you got to do.

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Speaker 2: I would honestly defer processing power to the wife. I

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Speaker 2: would have no freaking idea what to do. But by

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Speaker 2: first that would be tell the wife.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, here's what happened, What do I do you?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, this is your daughter? What parents?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, apparent to that.

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Speaker 2: But uh I feel like, you know, that's a really

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Speaker 2: hard answer to come to. But uh I think there's

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Speaker 2: you do right now? It would be to slap that

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