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Speaker 1: This week at the Parlor Live Comedy Club from MTV's

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Speaker 1: Guy Court Donnelle Rawlings January third through the twenty fifth.

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Speaker 1: He gets available at Parlor Live dot com or four

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Speaker 1: two five to eighty nine seven thousand. Hello. Hi, I

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Speaker 1: was looking for Danielle. Yeah, did you see Hey Danielle?

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Speaker 1: How are you? You don't know me? Your husband Ray

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Speaker 1: told me to give you a call. Oh um, okay.

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Speaker 1: I'm with the University of Clinic for Obsessive Compulsive Disorders,

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Speaker 1: and your husband told us that you may have a

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Speaker 1: problem that we can help with. No, are you kidding me? No?

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Speaker 1: Are you a therapist? We do therapy, we do addiction treatment,

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Speaker 1: we do all sorts of things here. He well, he

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Speaker 1: informed us that you have an unhealthy obsession with the

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Speaker 1: game Candy Crush. Is this true? Come on, I do not.

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Speaker 1: I just play it, Danielle. I'm gonna I'm gonna tell

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Speaker 1: you one thing before we get started, and that's the

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Speaker 1: first step in solving a problem is admitting that you

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Speaker 1: have one. This is a safe place you can be

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Speaker 1: I'm a problem. I play a game. It's like relieve stress.

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Speaker 1: How often are you playing Candy Crush? Not a lot?

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Speaker 1: Like you know what. I don't know if it's testified,

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Speaker 1: knew when I'm playing a game? Can you work for

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Speaker 1: my husband something? This is something I'm like. You said,

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Speaker 1: not a lot? How many times would not a lot

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Speaker 1: be every hour? Which is I don't know. I don't

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Speaker 1: tell exactly how long. I do realize that all the

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Speaker 1: answers you've given me are the classic answers that an

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Speaker 1: addict would give an addict candy crush game. Addiction comes

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Speaker 1: in all kinds of forms, ma'am, drug, alcohol, candy crush.

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Speaker 1: It's a slippery slope, and once it starts affecting your family,

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Speaker 1: that's when they get people like us, my family. What

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Speaker 1: are you talking about? My husband's just being a bit

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Speaker 1: about it. I don't know if you know this, but

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Speaker 1: it's not a cheap program that you're going to sign

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Speaker 1: you up for. I'm sorry. What your husband has already

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Speaker 1: put down a sizeable deposit. Have you studied what you

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Speaker 1: got money down? Because that's why I'm asking you to

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Speaker 1: take this. No, no, no, you need to tell me

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Speaker 1: how much money. That's why I'm asking you to take

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Speaker 1: this seriously. Man, because the program that your husband has

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Speaker 1: enrolled you in, he's already put a down payment of

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Speaker 1: over fifteen hundred dollars. What are you out of your

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Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? You have got to be kidding me.

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Speaker 1: I'm not mad, not put down fifteen hundred dollars for

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Speaker 1: something There is no win in hell I am gonna do, ma'am?

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Speaker 1: Are you getting to let me ask you this? When's

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Speaker 1: the last time you had your fix? Are you insane?

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Speaker 1: I can't believe a university is funding a program like that.

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Speaker 1: You're an idiot. You sound very sound, saga right? Are

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Speaker 1: you out of your mind? Are you mad? Because this

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Speaker 1: phone call is taking away from your candy Crush time

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Speaker 1: in the room right now telling me this garbage? I

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Speaker 1: swear I can physically harm you. You realize understand what

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Speaker 1: I'm saying. You realize you're threatening to harm me because

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Speaker 1: I'm not allowing you to play candy Crush and I'm

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Speaker 1: talking to you about It's not like I am threatening

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Speaker 1: to harm you because my husband has pissed me off

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Speaker 1: so much like falling you, ma'am, I'm starting to think

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Speaker 1: you might be too far gone for us to even

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Speaker 1: help you. I didn't realize how serious your obsession with

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Speaker 1: candy Crush? Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's gone. I'm slung out.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna sell my kids for my candy. And that's

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Speaker 1: what I was worried about. Oh please, what you just said,

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Speaker 1: that you were going to sell your kids so you

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Speaker 1: can play candy Crush? I would be fantastic. You think

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Speaker 1: that sarcasm, man, But trust me, a guy came in

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Speaker 1: here last week and he can't even drive anymore to

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Speaker 1: candy crush. Really, yes, he believes that all cars are

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Speaker 1: candy now. Police even caught him sniffing the bumper of

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Speaker 1: a Pontiac Firebird. That's how bad it's got, are allarn

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Speaker 1: I don't even believe you. You shouldn't because this is

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Speaker 1: actually jewel from Brook and Jewel. In the morning, I'm

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Speaker 1: moving ninety two point five doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 1: Your husband Ray set you up. Oh my god. He

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Speaker 1: said he needed to help you with your addiction to

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Speaker 1: candy Crush. Oh. I can't believe that you would sell

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Speaker 1: your kids to play candy Crush. That wake up every

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Speaker 1: morning with Jewel phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties

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Speaker 1: point five