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Speaker 1: We made it twenty twenty six.

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Speaker 2: It is so wild to say, yeah, thanks for being

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Speaker 2: here for the full show. We do have some new

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Speaker 2: stuff for you. We got some classics as well. Okay,

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Speaker 2: it's gonna be a little mix, and then starting this Thursday,

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Speaker 2: we'll give you all new episodes all hour long. So yeah,

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Speaker 2: so enjoy some of the fun right now. But first

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Speaker 2: we're gonna start with a comment.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: This one was actually on our text board and they said,

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Speaker 3: what's up friends, texting from the east coast of Maryland.

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Speaker 3: I found you guys on TikTok and started listening and

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Speaker 3: realized my teenager already knew who y'all were. Jose, I've

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Speaker 3: been sitting here listening to reruns and I just can't

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Speaker 3: believe you don't have like thirty million baby moms and

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Speaker 3: brook since the relationship you have with your coworkers is

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Speaker 3: just amazing. I'm so thankful you are not a soft

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Speaker 3: bee cry but people decide.

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Speaker 1: To gang up on.

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Speaker 3: You because they all gang gang on you every days.

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Speaker 1: That's why I'm a hard bee. Always happened.

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Speaker 2: Well, Hey, I love these guys, So I'm glad you're

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Speaker 2: enjoying the show, and I'm glad you found us, and

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Speaker 2: you know I'm glad your teenager found us first.

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Speaker 1: That means we're actually cool. I don't know. All right,

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Speaker 1: enjoy the next hour. It starts right now.

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Speaker 4: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, soon to be

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Speaker 4: the Debo show sometimes with Brook.

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Speaker 5: I'm all for the name change.

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Speaker 4: That's something we're all looking forward to in the new year.

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Speaker 4: We are jazz. But what about our personal goals? Because yeah, business.

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Speaker 1: To rewrite that joke.

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Speaker 4: Well, because if you remember, two years ago, Brooke proudly

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Speaker 4: announced it was going to be her year of hot.

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Speaker 6: Oh it was.

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Speaker 1: It was a smoke show, that's right.

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Speaker 4: And then last year she really dialed it back to

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Speaker 4: the year of better posture.

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Speaker 1: And I worked really hard at that. I'm still working

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Speaker 1: along with all.

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Speaker 4: The other seventy year olds in your community working on

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Speaker 4: their postures stupid, the entire three sixty five. But you

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Speaker 4: know that was all last year. This is now, and

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Speaker 4: what's it going to be this time? Around the sun? Brook?

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Speaker 4: Do you want a drum roll for the unveiling? Because

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Speaker 4: I didn't even put one in the system, so don't

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Speaker 4: ask for it. And before you say it, Brooke, I

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Speaker 4: do want to reveal the results of our new poll

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Speaker 4: update on on x at Brook and Jeffy. Remember it's

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Speaker 4: not Jeffrey.

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Speaker 7: Toxic one.

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Speaker 4: But we asked our listeners what should this new year

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Speaker 4: be for Brooke Fox and the options were year of

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Speaker 4: better hygiene, year of not verbally tearing down our listeners,

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Speaker 4: I just do that to you, comme and say differently,

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Speaker 4: and the last one year of hot bedroom action with

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Speaker 4: her husband Mike. We had to put a joke one

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Speaker 4: in there. Obviously the results are in. Let me do

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Speaker 4: a drummll this actually.

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Speaker 1: But any of these these aren't my goal.

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Speaker 4: No, this is what the listeners think your goal should be.

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Speaker 4: The poll says no one voted.

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Speaker 2: Because everyone cares about themselves when it comes to New

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Speaker 2: Year's resolutions.

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Speaker 1: Tell other people what to do. Jess, you wanting to

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Speaker 1: do that.

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Speaker 4: That's true, but we are keeping the poll up if

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Speaker 4: you want to go vote, and we're almost out of time,

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Speaker 4: so real quick, but this is your year.

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Speaker 2: Of what of corded phones? I have not liked how

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Speaker 2: much I'm attached to my phone. So my new plan

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Speaker 2: is every day when I get home from work, I

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Speaker 1: It doesn't leave it is that the area.

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Speaker 4: I'm going to ask you again tomorrow. You still have

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Speaker 4: time to change. It's okay, that's the good.

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Speaker 2: Make it a little shelf with like the charger right

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Speaker 4: Okay, we should just move on from this permanently and

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Speaker 4: get into the shock collar question of the day and

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Speaker 4: send it over to Jake, who I'm sure it's not

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Speaker 4: going to be anything about New Year's I'm already over

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Speaker 7: We just celebrated at the start of the New Year,

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Speaker 7: which in America means staying up way too late, drinking

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Speaker 7: way too much, and making resolutions that are way too ambitious,

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Speaker 7: ambitious something completely different. But while we're busy doing all

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Speaker 7: those and looking up January first, hangover cures. People in

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Speaker 7: other parts of the world celebrate with different traditions. Some

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Speaker 7: the question is, can you tell the difference between real

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Speaker 7: New Year's celebrations from around the globe and the ones

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Speaker 7: special ball droping Champagne poppin edition of twenty of twenty.

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Speaker 7: All Right, it's been a year, so let me tell

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Speaker 7: you how this works. I'll give you the name of

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Speaker 7: a country along with the unique New Year's tradition that

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Speaker 7: they do there. You just have to tell me. Is

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Speaker 7: made up? Okay, let's begin with the woman whose New

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Speaker 7: Year's tradition is renewing her Triple A membership by midnight

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Speaker 7: and then using all three courtesy roadside assists by six am. Alex, Yes,

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Speaker 7: alexis your Columbia New Year's tradition happens at midnight where

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Speaker 7: citizens run around the block with an empty suitcase as

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Speaker 7: a ritual to bring travel and adventures into their life.

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Speaker 7: Is that real or did we make it up?

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Speaker 1: Huh? Empty suitcase?

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Speaker 3: My thing is if you're at a party, not You

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Speaker 3: don't have that many suitcases for everybody to round with

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Speaker 2: Maybe you plan it and you have a bunch of

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna say fake.

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Speaker 7: J Lex says it's fake. I gotchaxes over one. In

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Speaker 7: twenty twenty six, that is real. They also do it

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Speaker 7: in other parts of Latin America, not just Colombia.

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Speaker 2: I was in Columbia on New Year's even I didn't

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Speaker 2: see one person with a suitcase, Jake.

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Speaker 7: Probably too busy charging your phone. All right, we're over

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Speaker 7: to you. Ten is off the board.

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Speaker 1: Give me thirteen, Brook, Your New Year's.

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Speaker 7: Tradition takes place in Brazil where people wear white outfits

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Speaker 7: for good luck and jump seven waves at the beach

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Speaker 7: while making wishes. Is that a real tradition or did

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Speaker 7: we just make it up?

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Speaker 1: The white sounds legit.

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Speaker 2: The beach jumping is hard for me because why would

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Speaker 2: to waves?

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Speaker 4: Because only hot people deserve to have good things happen

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Speaker 4: to them.

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Speaker 1: Only hot people are on the beach.

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Speaker 4: I think it's the rule of Brazil.

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Speaker 7: I think fake, Brook says fake. It's another real Brook.

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Speaker 7: The ladies are over two and twenty twenty six.

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Speaker 4: It is reel.

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Speaker 7: It's an ocean based goal setting, and I wish we

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Speaker 7: were all doing it right now. Yeah, people, we're white

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Speaker 7: tomorrow instead. Jose, we're over to you. You'll be the

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Speaker 7: first one to get one right this year if you

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Speaker 7: get this correct. I need a number. Let's go twelve,

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Speaker 7: all right, right in the middle. Your New Year's tradition

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Speaker 7: comes from Estonia, and it quite possibly could be your

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Speaker 5: Oh gosh.

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Speaker 7: In Estonia, family sit in silence for the first five

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Speaker 7: minutes of the new year. Jesus quote listen for good luck.

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Speaker 7: If someone talks or makes a small sound, they're blamed.

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Speaker 7: If someone in your family dies that year. Oh no,

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Speaker 7: is that a real tradition or is it made up?

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Speaker 4: Moving to Estonia? For sure, this is real.

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Speaker 10: I think this is wild and crazy, so it's gotta

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Speaker 10: be true.

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Speaker 7: Jose says it's real. I'm going.

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Speaker 11: We're out for three.

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Speaker 4: Jake is so upset.

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Speaker 7: Jeffrey, We're over to you. If you get this wrong,

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Speaker 7: then I'm gonna win to start the.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, give me lucky number seven, Jeffery.

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Speaker 7: Your New Year's tradition happens in Spain when everyone races

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Speaker 7: to eat twelve grapes and twelve seconds at midnight. I'm sorry,

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Speaker 7: no groan from the ladies.

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Speaker 1: It's so easy, easy my gosh.

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Speaker 7: Twelve grapes and twelve don't Alex just don't even look

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Speaker 7: over here, turn.

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Speaker 4: Off everybody else's microphone.

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Speaker 7: Twelve in twelve seconds at midnight, one great per month,

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Speaker 7: hoping the year will be lucky as long as you

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Speaker 7: don't choke on them. Is this reeler made up?

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Speaker 4: Well? I will say I do like the idea of

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Speaker 4: the dark web. Okay, twelve chokes for twelve strokes. I'm

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Speaker 4: gonna say, twelve chokes for twelve strokes is real.

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Speaker 7: Please don't google that, because it is real. Agree has

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Speaker 7: one Today's in this show twenty twenty six.

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Speaker 10: Turn off into boat show.

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Speaker 2: I say, I did this last year in Mexico and

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Speaker 2: key don't use big grapes.

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Speaker 1: It was impossible.

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Speaker 3: I was like, oh my god, I didn't have the

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Speaker 4: Okay for hating on this proud grape tradition. Both of

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Speaker 4: the girls will be getting shot together while singing Final

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Speaker 4: Countdown by Europe.

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Speaker 1: It's a final countdown.

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Speaker 4: Well done. Shock collar question of the day. New Year's

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Speaker 4: off to a great start. Let's do a phone tap

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Speaker 4: coming up right.

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Speaker 12: After this, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: There's a new study out of England that's making the

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Speaker 4: news this morning because it looked at which animals seem

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Speaker 4: to like it when we visit them at the zoo

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Speaker 4: and which one I know.

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Speaker 1: I always leave the zoo kind of oppressed.

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Speaker 7: There's an undertone of captivity.

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Speaker 4: Don't ever be a spokesperson for visiting the zoo.

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Speaker 1: I didn't love it.

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Speaker 9: I think they do great things and it's impor but

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Speaker 4: The zoo's a fun time for kids and everybody. You

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Speaker 4: don't have to put a sour note on it. Looked

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Speaker 4: at more than two hundred and fifty different species and

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Speaker 4: the ones that like us the most when we're around

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Speaker 4: are the elephants, which is interesting because they're banned now

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Speaker 1: Because that's the problem.

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Speaker 4: Other animals that seem to enjoy our company are the penguins. Penguins,

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Speaker 4: I love the cheetahs, prairie dogs and cockatoos, also bears,

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Speaker 9: Polar Okay, so the bears of the chetas just want

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Speaker 4: Are happy that we're there. They keeping the But which

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Speaker 4: animals secretly hate us? Number one might be ostriches. Really,

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Speaker 4: they do not like it when people are around.

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Speaker 8: Hey is your name, Sonic? Wake up?

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Speaker 4: If hedgehogs could give the finger, they would no fingers raised.

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Speaker 4: Now we're just gonna do laser stores. Right after this,

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Speaker 4: We'll do a live demonstration with Laser Stories, the Tragment

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Speaker 4: out of Crowley, Louisiana, twenty six year old Chloe Barnswell

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Speaker 2: Get it's a tornado of Tacos.

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Speaker 1: Do you treat that as like a literal sign that

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Speaker 4: Back real That's when the local newspaper reporting on the

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Speaker 4: This next Lazer story is out of Salt Lake City, Utah.

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Speaker 4: Wouldn't it be great if you could part traffic like

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Speaker 2: Dude, I'm always so jealous of the motorcycles that can

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Speaker 1: I'm like, God, I'm too scared to ride on one

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Speaker 4: That was happening to a thirty nine year old woman

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Speaker 2: People Like sometimes I think a car is a cop

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Speaker 4: That was kind of the idea. At first glance, maybe

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Speaker 4: that night she was watching the local news and right

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Speaker 4: The video showed her making a left turn at a

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Speaker 1: Someone took a video over her and she's on the news.

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Speaker 4: And then the bad news. The Salt Lake City Police said,

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Speaker 1: But there's no markings.

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Speaker 2: He said, I know that they'd drive chargers sometimes, but

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Speaker 4: It absolutely was not true. But she still went outside

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Speaker 4: her had her lights modified from clear to red and blue.

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Speaker 4: A charger when to make matters worse, they'd start flashing

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Speaker 4: when you drove, So it absolutely looked like an unmarked

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Speaker 1: What do you do?

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Speaker 2: Do you call and turn yourself interview, You go and

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Speaker 2: wasn't you ever?

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Speaker 4: Well, Susan could have faced charges for impersonating an officer,

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Speaker 4: but she immediately turned herself in thing and cops determined

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Speaker 4: it really was just an innocent mistake.

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Speaker 5: So no way, dude.

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Speaker 2: I would have just changed the lights back to clear

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Speaker 4: She already did get her lights removed. Okay, go this

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Speaker 4: next Lazer stories out of Slothville. Did you spend last

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Speaker 14: Yes?

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Speaker 4: Yes, and yes. If so, you might be the perfect

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Speaker 4: candidate for this next competition in the village of Bresna,

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Speaker 4: which is in southeastern Europe, and the town holds a

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Speaker 5: I can win it.

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Speaker 7: You guys are my friends.

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Speaker 4: I know you have faith.

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Speaker 1: There's a town that takes pride in this. Jose move

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Speaker 1: a media. Yeah, found your people.

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Speaker 4: Well, they've been doing this for the last twelve years.

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Speaker 4: It started as a way to mock a myth that

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Speaker 4: the village is just full of lazy people.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's funny, So you're going to mock it by

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Speaker 4: This year, there's seven remaining contestants who've been lying down

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Speaker 4: counting twenty days, they've already smashed last year's record that

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Speaker 4: was set of one hundred and seventeen straight hours. Rainaw Man.

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Speaker 2: You call the police department in that town. They're like, sorry,

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Speaker 4: The thing is, you can play on your phone or

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Speaker 4: doing this. Basically, you get everything you need to do

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Speaker 1: Can you stand up ever, in stretch or do any exercise.

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Speaker 4: No, you have to be lying down, but you could

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Speaker 10: I feel like I do this before a lazy weekend.

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Speaker 10: I go to the store, I make sure I have food,

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Speaker 10: I get toilet paper.

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Speaker 1: Our bedpants sells through the room in that town.

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Speaker 4: The thing is, they get ten minute bathroom breaks, but

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Speaker 7: So you got to hold it, yo, There's no way

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Speaker 7: I could do that.

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Speaker 4: Last we heard they made it through twenty three days

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Speaker 4: so far with no end in sight.

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Speaker 5: Oh my god.

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Speaker 4: And the winner gets about one thousand dollars plus bragging

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Speaker 1: What they're going. I don't know if it's cute anymore. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I think you've gone too far. Guys with the mocking jokes.

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Speaker 5: They're famous. They walk around like, Oh my god, that's

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 12: Him.

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Speaker 4: This next Lazer story is out of love town.

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Speaker 5: I've been here a while.

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Speaker 4: Most of us have gone through this before. After a breakup,

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Speaker 4: is it better to start dating again right away? Or

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Speaker 1: I mean, isn't dating and being alone kind of the

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Speaker 4: You know, it might depend on how long you were

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Speaker 4: but in general. A recent publication pulled thirty thousand people,

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Speaker 4: and most said do not start dating right away if

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Speaker 4: you're serious, like is fine?

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Speaker 2: Right?

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Speaker 4: Exactly?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's different.

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Speaker 4: I mean invite over the polo team for like the party?

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Speaker 5: Sure?

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Speaker 1: Serious?

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Speaker 4: Yeah exactly?

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Speaker 1: Thank you Jeffrey for understanding.

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Speaker 4: Seventy two percent said you should wait a while, while

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Speaker 4: percent said of course they aren't sure what.

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Speaker 1: They all those eight pc to sign up for the

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Speaker 4: Yeah, men are twice as likely as women to say

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Speaker 4: just get back out there. Also, ten percent of us

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Speaker 4: think new relationships that start right away tend to be

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Speaker 7: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I mean, hopefully you're taking a step.

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Speaker 4: Up, but they can also help you forget about the

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Speaker 1: Quicker read that absolutely, but again that's holding up right.

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Speaker 13: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, speaking of moving on, I gotta say I'm a

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Speaker 4: this guy on the phone last night. Turns out that

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Speaker 4: Jimmy Chu broke his heart and stole his debit card. Oh,

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Speaker 4: he's not sure if he'll ever get over it personally

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Speaker 4: or financially.

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Speaker 6: Wow.

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Speaker 4: Boy, So if you know a rebok he can rebound with,

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Speaker 4: hook him up. That soundings Laser Stories has come to

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Speaker 4: an end for the day. We'll do it again, same

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Speaker 4: time on Wednesday.

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Speaker 12: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: Guys, I'm so embarrassed.

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Speaker 1: Why this time?

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Speaker 4: I just met someone the other night and was it fun? Duh?

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Speaker 4: But I left something back at their place and now

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Speaker 4: I got to ask for it back.

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Speaker 1: That's scandalous.

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Speaker 4: It's weird. I just work, Like what if they put

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Speaker 4: the batteries back in it and turned it onto jiggle mode?

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Speaker 4: Like what if their pets swallowed it while it was

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Speaker 4: on jiggle mode? Ah? But now I bet it smells

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Speaker 4: pretty bad too.

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Speaker 5: Why would it smell bad?

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Speaker 1: I don't want to know what it is.

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Speaker 4: You know what, Maybe I'm just gonna leave it, just

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Speaker 4: let them deal with it.

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Speaker 7: Now I'm even more worried.

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Speaker 4: But at least I'm in a better spot than the

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Speaker 4: guy who left a message on the Loser Line over

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Speaker 4: the weekend. You are, because he forgot something really embarrassing

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Speaker 4: over at a woman's house after they met at Comic Con.

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Speaker 4: You can just guess what that would have been. We're

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Speaker 4: gonna play the message, and I'm sure it has jiggle

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Speaker 4: mode on that too. We'll play it right after this.

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Speaker 6: What's up with you.

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Speaker 2: Is the right number?

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Speaker 8: It's the Loser Line.

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Speaker 4: Come on, just call me back if you haven't heard

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Speaker 4: the Loser line before it works like this. Let's say

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Speaker 8: Oh hey, cutie, we don't know each other, but you

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Speaker 8: remind me of a campfire.

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Speaker 4: So because you're really hot and I want to smell

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Speaker 4: like you for the next two to three years. Yeah

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Speaker 4: that was sexy. Yes, whatever you do, don't take out

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Speaker 4: his own bear spray to use against him. Instead, tell

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Speaker 4: him he should call you sometime, and hopefully he leaves

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Speaker 4: an awkward voicemail for us. The week of play on

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Speaker 4: the air, voicemails like this one.

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Speaker 15: Hey, Amy, it's.

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Speaker 11: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 15: I haven't called you in like what, I don't know,

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Speaker 15: a month since we last saw each other, so IM

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Speaker 15: super awkward. But when I was at your place, I

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Speaker 15: think I left USh dorm breaker at your apartment if

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Speaker 15: you remember, you know that was Thor's hammer that he

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Speaker 15: was using in the last movies, not the first one.

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Speaker 15: And you know we were dressed up and I was

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Speaker 15: dressed up like him. And you know, look, the last

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Speaker 15: time I had it was when I was over.

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Speaker 11: At your place.

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Speaker 15: I could just get it back. I'd really really appreciate that.

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Speaker 11: Next message, Oh my.

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Speaker 2: God, why do I feel like this guy spent literally

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Speaker 2: the entire last month calling every person he possibly.

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Speaker 1: Has ever met.

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Speaker 16: Next message, Hey, Nick, it's lazy.

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Speaker 14: I was gonna just put this in a text, but

479
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Speaker 14: you were so great and so wonderful. But like, I

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Speaker 14: really want a guy who is six five at the

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Speaker 14: shortest or taller, and like you're six foot even and

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Speaker 14: like that's I guess kind of tall.

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Speaker 11: But I want really tall babies.

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Speaker 14: I want some kids who are going to get some

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Speaker 14: sports scholarships, who are able to see at concerts.

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Speaker 11: I don't I don't know.

487
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Speaker 14: If your parents like neglected you when it came to

488
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Speaker 14: giving you milk or food or stuff like that, and

489
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Speaker 14: like gave it to your other siblings because maybe they

490
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Speaker 14: have like more potential and they saw that when they

491
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Speaker 14: were younger. But you know, I have like a lot

492
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Speaker 14: of girlfriends who really are into medium sized guys, so

493
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Speaker 14: like you're a perfect for one of them. Let me know.

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Speaker 2: Next message, Oh wow, he's actually looking for the hormone

495
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Speaker 2: lace milk in the grocery store yourself and your kids.

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Speaker 4: It is like what that's like.

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Speaker 10: Though, girls will be like five to four and be

498
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Speaker 10: like I don't want to man unless he's over six foot.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this is worse though. This is humbling to even

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Speaker 1: the six footers.

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Speaker 17: Next message, A and uh, it's a security guard, you know,

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Speaker 17: the one that kept following around the other day. I

503
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Speaker 17: just wanted to reiterate that I was not going to

504
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Speaker 17: be creepy or anything like that, but girls as hot

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Speaker 17: as you sometimes have problems around the mall, guys following

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Speaker 17: them and whatnot, so in order to make sure that

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Speaker 17: you've got to where you needed to go safely. But

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Speaker 17: it was no problem on my part. I mean, you know,

509
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Speaker 17: I ended up, you know, following you for about two

510
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Speaker 17: hours that one day. But you seem to change and everything.

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Speaker 18: And I just want you to know that.

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Speaker 17: If you haven't need any security, I'd be happy to

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Speaker 17: help you out. What dinner would be nice to.

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Speaker 1: Un self aware?

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Speaker 10: How much are you paying him to be your bodyguard?

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Speaker 1: If you followed and asked for her number, it's not

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Speaker 1: he was the problem. Jose Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I

518
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Speaker 1: thought that you saw that.

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Speaker 4: But speaking of a weirdo following you around all the time,

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Speaker 4: why don't you get strange and follow us on TikTok?

521
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Speaker 4: Broken Jeffrey, you don't even need our permission to do it.

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Speaker 4: Just go ahead. We have the top loser line of

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Speaker 4: the week every week on there.

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Speaker 10: Guarantee laughs, because a guarantee is a lot.

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Speaker 4: I promise you you will see it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I love that. TikTok.

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Speaker 11: Next, get this.

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Speaker 14: And here we want to let's get it.

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Speaker 13: So ahead, Hey Ben, I'm just calling you back because

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Speaker 13: I haven't hurt from you, and we had so much

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Speaker 13: fun at the karaoke and you were really cool.

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Speaker 18: Because you liked my idea, which is so awesome. Right

533
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Speaker 18: to get like the younger people that actually relate to

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Speaker 18: opera and come and see the opera.

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Speaker 14: So hit me with your boot shot.

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Speaker 11: Why don't worry.

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Speaker 18: Anyway, call me back. I'm dying to know what you think.

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Speaker 18: I so love meeting you. You're You're just the coolest,

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Speaker 18: what wonderful person? By good By's good?

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Speaker 4: Did she say she wants to get younger people into

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Speaker 4: opera and then saying hit me with your best shot?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, she's sang. I mean the earliest song she sang,

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Speaker 2: I think is twenty years old.

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Speaker 1: The party started, that's what she started.

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Speaker 10: Wokey, how cool would it be to be dating someone

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Speaker 10: in an opera? And then every year when it's your

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Speaker 10: birthday performance.

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Speaker 12: Of your life.

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Speaker 3: I don't have closed the word.

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Speaker 6: Hey, Sarah, this is uh. You gave me your number

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Speaker 6: at the at the car wash. I was wiping down

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Speaker 6: your car after you were getting it washed and and detailed,

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Speaker 6: and I just wanted to say that I'm really honored

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Speaker 6: that uh, that you that you trusted me with with

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Speaker 6: your number. Uh. But uh, you know, I got to say,

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Speaker 6: I'm a little bit worried about, uh, about your soul.

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Speaker 17: Uh. I.

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Speaker 4: I noticed you had your radio.

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Speaker 6: Station tuned to like one of them, you know, heavy

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Speaker 6: metal stations. And between that and and and uh and

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Speaker 6: the Metallica key ring that that was in your ignition. Uh,

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Speaker 6: I just think that your soul might be in in peril.

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Speaker 18: And and I'm.

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Speaker 6: Hoping we could get together because uh, I belong to

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Speaker 6: this really cool church with a really cool pastor pastor

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Speaker 6: and uh and I think he can help set you

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Speaker 6: on a more righteous path and and let's get together

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Speaker 6: and and I could even give you some tips about

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Speaker 6: keeping your uh your car clean too.

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Speaker 17: So so call me back.

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Speaker 1: Are you saying no Metallica in heaven? I don't want

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Speaker 1: to go.

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Speaker 4: She missed out he had three car cleaning.

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Speaker 2: Tips that I always love the really cool pastor line too.

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00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:33,640
Speaker 4: Like, remember you lose a line regularly at this time

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Speaker 4: every week, and make sure you subscribe to the Brook

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Speaker 4: and Jeffery YouTube channel. Listen every loser line, second date

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Speaker 4: and phone tap right on there. We're gonna do a

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Speaker 4: phone tap right.

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Speaker 12: After this Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: Today, we call a woman who manages a high end

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Speaker 4: senior living facility and she's been stressed because the events

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Speaker 4: coordinator has been out, and that means she's been the

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Speaker 4: one hiring people every other day to come in to

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Speaker 4: entertain the old folks oh out. Most of the time

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Speaker 4: she meets them face to face before, but this week

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Speaker 4: she took a recommendation from a coworker and that recommendation

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Speaker 4: was for none other than the guy who danced with

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Speaker 4: Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers himself. Oh, the Alan winter

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Speaker 4: Oh see how it goes in your phone tap right now,

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Speaker 4: it's another mornings on the Twenties.

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Speaker 11: Estate senior living facility.

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Speaker 16: This is Emily Hello.

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Speaker 8: Hello, Yes, my name is Alan winter Bottom. I'm supposed

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Speaker 8: to be there on Friday for the Bingo game. I'm

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Speaker 8: the special guest reader for the numbers.

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Speaker 16: Yeah, Randall said you would be calling us. Nice to

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Speaker 16: talk to you.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, it's nice to talk to you. You're You've got

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Speaker 8: a nice pretty voice there.

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Speaker 11: Thank you.

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Speaker 8: You sound like the Wettiners we hired in the seventies

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Speaker 8: for our daughter. She was she was a real looker,

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Speaker 8: knew how to boil my cabbage.

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Speaker 11: Thank you.

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Speaker 16: I yeah, normally I meet with someone in person before

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Speaker 16: we hire them.

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Speaker 8: But I'm sorry to interrupt you. I was wondering, have

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Speaker 8: you checked out my rider yet?

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Speaker 11: I'm sorry you're what my rider?

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Speaker 8: I have a requirement that I need to get up

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Speaker 8: and entertain the crowd before the Bengal game starts.

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Speaker 16: Okay, I've never had anybody send that over, So what

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Speaker 16: is it?

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Speaker 8: I guess I could tell you, But how about I

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Speaker 8: just show you?

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Speaker 11: How are you gonna show me?

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Speaker 8: Let me just get out the old walkman over here? Okay,

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Speaker 8: here we go. This is an Ellie Winter Bottle one

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Speaker 8: time exclusive. Oh yeah, you feel that, mama, take your

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Speaker 8: dentures out for this one. Ladies, Allan's going hardcore. Let

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Speaker 8: me see. Oh now is it worth it? Let me

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Speaker 8: work you to put my thing down, flip it and

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Speaker 8: reverse you Shriver get him. You excuse me? You interrupted me? Yeah,

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Speaker 8: but like I was really starting to flow, I.

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Speaker 16: Don't think that we can play that song at our

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Speaker 16: senior living facility.

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Speaker 4: You can't, but I can't.

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Speaker 8: I got my walkman, just plug it in.

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Speaker 11: I know, but I can't. I can't allow.

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Speaker 8: If you got a big let me search you to

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Speaker 8: find out how hard I gotta work. Shriver, Chip, come up.

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Speaker 11: Sorry, I'm gonna I'm gonna have to cut you off.

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Speaker 11: You're sure you do in the what do you understand?

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Speaker 16: This is a senior living facility.

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Speaker 11: Like most people here are eighty and ninety years old,

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Speaker 11: they don't need to hear it.

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Speaker 8: But we're not dead. We still know how to get

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Speaker 8: funky with it, you know. I I'm sure you can't

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Speaker 8: wait for us to all kick the bucket and get

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Speaker 8: us off your hands.

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Speaker 11: That is such an inappropriate comment.

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Speaker 8: Actually, it's funny. That was the title of my first album,

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Speaker 8: Kick the Bucket with Alan Yeah, Me and Snoop Deal

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Speaker 8: double G.

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Speaker 11: I doubt you know Snoop Dogg.

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00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:30,200
Speaker 8: No, it's it's not the Snoop dog that you know.

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Speaker 8: It's the guy who used to write the Snoopy comic.

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Speaker 8: Him and I year old.

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Speaker 11: Old buddy's back. No, I don't care like I am

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Speaker 11: trying to get somebody to comment. Entertain Our people have

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Speaker 11: an entertainment.

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Speaker 8: You haven't even heard the third verse yet. You don't

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Speaker 8: go down there, you will, won't you? You go downtown

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Speaker 8: eating like a vulture.

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Speaker 16: You know what that means, because I'm unfortunately Joe know

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Speaker 16: what that means.

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Speaker 4: Can you explain it to me?

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Speaker 8: Because I feel weird when I sing that part.

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Speaker 11: I don't think we need to talk about that.

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Speaker 16: I'm gonna have to speak to Randall about this.

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Speaker 11: He recommended you.

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Speaker 8: No, he recommends me. He didn't recommend me. He recommended

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Speaker 8: you for a prank phone call on the radio.

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Speaker 17: Wait, what.

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Speaker 8: Is a prank phone on you? Do you get it?

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Speaker 8: I worked it and it was worth it. I put

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Speaker 8: your thing down and pranked it and then reversed it

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Speaker 8: on the radio.

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Speaker 11: So this is a prank.

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Speaker 4: My real name is jeff from brook and Jeffrey. In

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Speaker 4: the morning, we're doing a phone tap on you, Emily.

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Speaker 11: Oh my god. I was genuinely scared.

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry to do it to you. Then Randall set

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Speaker 4: you up because he said you've been really stressed since

676
00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:46,400
Speaker 4: you guys don't have an event courting and you're over there.

677
00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:48,440
Speaker 4: Everything's been on your plate instead.

678
00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:52,520
Speaker 11: Okay, so I am back to doing bingo. I'm just

679
00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:54,840
Speaker 11: really glad this person's not showing up.

680
00:32:55,160 --> 00:32:58,120
Speaker 8: Because you'd want him to go downtown like a vulture.

681
00:32:58,240 --> 00:33:06,120
Speaker 11: Huh. That was yeah, very interesting.

682
00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:10,760
Speaker 12: Weake up every morning was Foo Taps weekday mornings on

683
00:33:10,840 --> 00:33:13,479
Speaker 12: the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

684
00:33:14,840 --> 00:33:16,920
Speaker 4: There's one thing a guy can put in his dating

685
00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:20,880
Speaker 4: profile pick that instantly will up his chances of getting

686
00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:22,880
Speaker 4: a match by ninety percent.

687
00:33:23,160 --> 00:33:23,440
Speaker 15: Wow.

688
00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:25,000
Speaker 4: Solid.

689
00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:27,840
Speaker 1: It's not that it must be a picture of his mom.

690
00:33:28,320 --> 00:33:30,840
Speaker 8: Oh no, you're getting catfish.

691
00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:34,360
Speaker 4: Sorry, it's not a PlayStation controller.

692
00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:36,080
Speaker 5: I am shock.

693
00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:39,800
Speaker 4: Not even the new PS five one, which is obviously suits.

694
00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:42,640
Speaker 2: Cool because we totally know the different I almost took

695
00:33:42,640 --> 00:33:43,200
Speaker 2: my shirt off.

696
00:33:43,200 --> 00:33:43,880
Speaker 1: You just say.

697
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:47,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm sorry. But I will say it definitely worked

698
00:33:47,520 --> 00:33:49,840
Speaker 4: on one of our listeners because she told us as

699
00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:53,080
Speaker 4: soon as she saw this, she knew this was a

700
00:33:53,120 --> 00:33:56,200
Speaker 4: guy worth getting to know. You're going to find out

701
00:33:56,400 --> 00:33:58,840
Speaker 4: what it was in your second date updates. It was

702
00:33:58,880 --> 00:34:02,440
Speaker 4: a PS five No, you all heard that after this

703
00:34:03,840 --> 00:34:08,480
Speaker 4: second date update? Is it ever a good idea to

704
00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:12,359
Speaker 4: talk about your other dates while you're on a date.

705
00:34:12,840 --> 00:34:15,560
Speaker 2: No, I mean, I don't know if you like commiserating

706
00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:17,800
Speaker 2: and suring yen stories back and forth.

707
00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:21,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, I would say the short answer is no.

708
00:34:21,680 --> 00:34:27,319
Speaker 4: The longer answer absolutely not. You plan to be on

709
00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:30,239
Speaker 4: with us because we love to hear the dirt And

710
00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:33,440
Speaker 4: I'm just thankful that Jennifer, our listener is on the

711
00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:36,560
Speaker 4: phone with us today because apparently she talked about her

712
00:34:36,719 --> 00:34:42,719
Speaker 4: other dates on her date. Jennifer, I disagree. I admire

713
00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:44,279
Speaker 4: your class. Welcome to the show.

714
00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:46,040
Speaker 19: Thank you you are.

715
00:34:46,560 --> 00:34:49,160
Speaker 2: It's not like she's talking about like her ex boyfriend

716
00:34:49,160 --> 00:34:51,040
Speaker 2: that she's still in love with, right, Jennifer.

717
00:34:51,160 --> 00:34:51,680
Speaker 4: We don't know.

718
00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:53,640
Speaker 1: That's why I'm asking, right, Jennifer.

719
00:34:54,280 --> 00:34:58,360
Speaker 19: Right, we were just sharing like funny stories, right.

720
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:02,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's okay, Okay, Well who are you sharing these

721
00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:04,560
Speaker 4: stories with? What's this guy's name?

722
00:35:05,040 --> 00:35:09,160
Speaker 19: His name was Joshua Okay. I met him on the

723
00:35:09,239 --> 00:35:10,560
Speaker 19: Coffee and Bagel app.

724
00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:13,600
Speaker 1: Oh is that still around a while?

725
00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:16,080
Speaker 4: Aile? I know about the Bengal and the candle app,

726
00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:20,800
Speaker 4: but the coffee Bengal Yeah, I like that one. Okay.

727
00:35:21,239 --> 00:35:24,920
Speaker 19: He just looked cute. He had like a a dog

728
00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:26,200
Speaker 19: with him in his photo.

729
00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:27,759
Speaker 8: And okay, you.

730
00:35:27,680 --> 00:35:29,920
Speaker 4: Know, actually I've heard that guys who have dogs in

731
00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:32,600
Speaker 4: their photos get ninety percent more matches.

732
00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:34,520
Speaker 1: Oh way, that makes sense.

733
00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:35,960
Speaker 5: Even I borrow your dog, bro.

734
00:35:37,080 --> 00:35:39,320
Speaker 2: The whole point is that you can actually keep something

735
00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:42,040
Speaker 2: alive and care for something outside of yourself.

736
00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:44,040
Speaker 1: The attractive point of it.

737
00:35:44,160 --> 00:35:45,560
Speaker 4: Men, women are not gonna be able to tell if

738
00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:47,279
Speaker 4: it's your dog and how well it's taken care of,

739
00:35:47,320 --> 00:35:49,600
Speaker 4: as long as it's in the photo. Just photoshop one in.

740
00:35:49,719 --> 00:35:53,000
Speaker 2: You're gonna know after date one ye, or put a

741
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:53,960
Speaker 2: little net brace.

742
00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:56,080
Speaker 4: On it like it is we're trying to do, is accomplished?

743
00:35:56,280 --> 00:36:00,920
Speaker 1: Sick dog? Dog sick?

744
00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:05,240
Speaker 4: Could you determine his dog's health from the photo, Jennifer.

745
00:36:05,239 --> 00:36:09,160
Speaker 19: It definitely looked like a healthy cute.

746
00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:12,600
Speaker 4: This is what you're talking about right here. I see

747
00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:16,120
Speaker 4: what you're saying. Okay, take us to the date with Joshua.

748
00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:19,160
Speaker 19: So I wanted to make the reservation, I said I

749
00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:19,959
Speaker 19: would make it.

750
00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:21,759
Speaker 1: Is there a reason for that?

751
00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:25,800
Speaker 19: I just in particular, like I love food, I love.

752
00:36:27,680 --> 00:36:29,920
Speaker 2: That, And you're like, I have my favorites, let me

753
00:36:30,040 --> 00:36:32,600
Speaker 2: pick they like certain tables.

754
00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:33,720
Speaker 1: You like all the things.

755
00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:37,640
Speaker 19: Yeah, so I called and made a reservation, but when

756
00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:43,840
Speaker 19: we got there, they had lost our reservation. Oh no, no, yeah,

757
00:36:43,880 --> 00:36:45,759
Speaker 19: so I guess I should have made it online.

758
00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:47,960
Speaker 1: Did that like throw the night off? Did it make

759
00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:48,520
Speaker 1: you upset?

760
00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:50,360
Speaker 11: I wasn't upset.

761
00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:53,080
Speaker 19: Like they apologized, but they were just like over books.

762
00:36:53,200 --> 00:36:54,840
Speaker 1: Oh no, that it.

763
00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:56,440
Speaker 5: Sounds like it's a popular restaurant.

764
00:36:56,560 --> 00:36:58,040
Speaker 1: I know there's only two of you. It's like, can

765
00:36:58,080 --> 00:37:01,319
Speaker 1: you squeezes in somewhere? We see the end somebody else's table.

766
00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:03,040
Speaker 5: They'll big deal, literally make a table.

767
00:37:03,120 --> 00:37:05,800
Speaker 4: Yes, we eat in the alley back behind the restaurant.

768
00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:08,720
Speaker 1: If I get the good food. Jeff, absolutely, totally.

769
00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:11,640
Speaker 19: It totally turned out to be a good thing because

770
00:37:11,719 --> 00:37:15,239
Speaker 19: we ended up just wandering around the city and like

771
00:37:15,760 --> 00:37:19,440
Speaker 19: we ended up getting burgers at a takeout place and

772
00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:22,440
Speaker 19: just talking about our bad date experiences.

773
00:37:24,640 --> 00:37:29,239
Speaker 4: Wait, you lumped this experience as to one of the

774
00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:31,560
Speaker 4: many bad date experiences that you've gone on.

775
00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:35,120
Speaker 19: No, this was just like a little bump in the

776
00:37:35,200 --> 00:37:39,200
Speaker 19: road compared to like one time this guy venmoed me

777
00:37:39,480 --> 00:37:42,080
Speaker 19: like two dollars and forty seven cents for half of

778
00:37:42,120 --> 00:37:43,280
Speaker 19: his appetizer.

779
00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:46,200
Speaker 3: Oh my goshno requested you?

780
00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:46,600
Speaker 15: Wow?

781
00:37:47,120 --> 00:37:55,680
Speaker 10: Yeah, I was.

782
00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:58,600
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, So you shared stories like that with him?

783
00:37:58,640 --> 00:38:01,200
Speaker 1: Did he share stories back with you? Joshua did so.

784
00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:03,680
Speaker 19: He said he had like a date who brought her

785
00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:08,120
Speaker 19: mom and the mom was like critiquing his posture on

786
00:38:08,239 --> 00:38:08,560
Speaker 19: the door.

787
00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:16,239
Speaker 4: Straight, honey, I actually think that's some nice feedback on

788
00:38:16,280 --> 00:38:16,480
Speaker 4: the date.

789
00:38:17,239 --> 00:38:18,440
Speaker 5: Me, you're slouching a little.

790
00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:22,040
Speaker 4: So okay, now this is a way to be like,

791
00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:24,560
Speaker 4: you're actually way better than a lot of the dates

792
00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:26,320
Speaker 4: that I go on. It's supposed to make him feel good.

793
00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:29,680
Speaker 19: Yes, like we were having a great time, just like

794
00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:32,160
Speaker 19: laughing a lot, and it was just like fun.

795
00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:34,759
Speaker 2: And anytime you have like a shared experience, whether it's

796
00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:36,840
Speaker 2: like a bad date or anything, it can bring you

797
00:38:36,840 --> 00:38:37,800
Speaker 2: closer to somebody.

798
00:38:38,480 --> 00:38:39,040
Speaker 4: But this wasn't.

799
00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:40,680
Speaker 1: Yeah no, I know, but.

800
00:38:40,680 --> 00:38:44,080
Speaker 2: They're both commiserating over the same thing.

801
00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:49,480
Speaker 4: Okay, gotcha? So how long did this go on?

802
00:38:49,560 --> 00:38:52,799
Speaker 19: For like a couple hours? And neither of us had

803
00:38:52,840 --> 00:38:55,680
Speaker 19: like planned anything after so he just like walked me

804
00:38:55,719 --> 00:38:59,680
Speaker 19: back to my car And I'm not used to like

805
00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:02,200
Speaker 19: a short date like that.

806
00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:04,440
Speaker 4: Or it was just like you expected the date to.

807
00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:06,760
Speaker 2: Go on longer, Like did you want him to invite

808
00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:09,719
Speaker 2: you back to his place, Like, what are your expectations there?

809
00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:12,280
Speaker 19: I don't know about that. It's just like the vibe

810
00:39:12,320 --> 00:39:15,839
Speaker 19: was so good. He just didn't even attempt to do

811
00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:16,520
Speaker 19: anything else.

812
00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:18,520
Speaker 1: Okays, a bar or something.

813
00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:20,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe it's just plain it cool, you know, like

814
00:39:20,719 --> 00:39:22,839
Speaker 2: sometimes if you go out on top, you end it on.

815
00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:26,040
Speaker 1: A high note. Yeah, it obviously leaves you want anymore.

816
00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:27,399
Speaker 1: So he did something right.

817
00:39:27,560 --> 00:39:29,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's playing it so cool that he's not even

818
00:39:29,719 --> 00:39:30,800
Speaker 4: calling her back anymore.

819
00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:33,759
Speaker 1: So I guess that is planet cold is really Yeah,

820
00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:34,759
Speaker 1: we're crazy.

821
00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:37,160
Speaker 4: We're beyond the cool apartment. We just want to help

822
00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:40,120
Speaker 4: you figure out what happened. Okay, Jennifer, maybe the burger

823
00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:43,520
Speaker 4: was bad that he ate it wasn't all it was

824
00:39:43,560 --> 00:39:45,000
Speaker 4: a street burger.

825
00:39:44,760 --> 00:39:44,920
Speaker 16: So.

826
00:39:47,040 --> 00:39:49,319
Speaker 4: Yeah, but it is risky. So let's just call him

827
00:39:49,440 --> 00:39:51,719
Speaker 4: and we'll get your second date update right after this

828
00:39:53,360 --> 00:39:59,440
Speaker 4: second date update, our listener, Jennifer is the perfect example

829
00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:05,759
Speaker 4: of when life gives you lemons, turn them into lemon drops.

830
00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:11,359
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I don't think they I mean, well, yeah, yeah,

831
00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:15,000
Speaker 2: whatever it is because her dinner reservation fell through the

832
00:40:15,040 --> 00:40:18,480
Speaker 2: restaurant over books, so she took that and turned it

833
00:40:18,520 --> 00:40:21,759
Speaker 2: into a fun night of wandering the city, searching for

834
00:40:21,880 --> 00:40:25,839
Speaker 2: street burgers and talking about previous bad dates that went

835
00:40:25,920 --> 00:40:27,239
Speaker 2: even worse than this one did.

836
00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:30,400
Speaker 4: And her date Joshua shared his worst dates too, so

837
00:40:30,560 --> 00:40:33,600
Speaker 4: it really actually bonded them together. But Jennifer, how long

838
00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:35,200
Speaker 4: has it been since that night?

839
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:38,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's been like a week, okay, and you haven't

840
00:40:38,120 --> 00:40:38,920
Speaker 1: heard anything.

841
00:40:39,719 --> 00:40:43,440
Speaker 19: No, And I've sent like some text messages and nothing

842
00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:44,360
Speaker 19: radio silence.

843
00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:47,360
Speaker 1: Okay, So you're definitely being ignored.

844
00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:52,840
Speaker 4: Have you tried sending him a photo? Because if he

845
00:40:52,880 --> 00:40:54,840
Speaker 4: doesn't respond to that, then you know you're in trouble.

846
00:40:55,760 --> 00:41:01,120
Speaker 2: Jack of anything you do that, don't listen.

847
00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:01,520
Speaker 1: To their advice.

848
00:41:01,560 --> 00:41:05,480
Speaker 4: You could send him a photo of me. No, if

849
00:41:05,480 --> 00:41:07,480
Speaker 4: he's a fan of our show, he would definitely respond

850
00:41:07,520 --> 00:41:07,640
Speaker 4: to that.

851
00:41:08,160 --> 00:41:09,080
Speaker 8: Wait, think he's.

852
00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:10,359
Speaker 5: Mad that she was talking about other dates.

853
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:12,839
Speaker 10: Now you want her sending pictures of other guys to him?

854
00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:13,160
Speaker 17: Jeff.

855
00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:15,680
Speaker 4: I'm just saying, if she does and he doesn't respond,

856
00:41:15,760 --> 00:41:17,040
Speaker 4: then you really know something.

857
00:41:17,080 --> 00:41:20,080
Speaker 1: So I think she knows before the picture, Jeff.

858
00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:22,920
Speaker 4: Okay, she's not an idiot, Brooks saying we're not at

859
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:26,080
Speaker 4: rock bottom yet. Let's wait till this call happens and

860
00:41:26,120 --> 00:41:30,840
Speaker 4: see where we end up today. Jennifer, any last words

861
00:41:30,880 --> 00:41:32,520
Speaker 4: before I dial these numbers or any.

862
00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:35,440
Speaker 2: Last pictures, so Jeff that you want to send either way.

863
00:41:35,560 --> 00:41:38,239
Speaker 19: I just can't believe I have to do this.

864
00:41:38,600 --> 00:41:41,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, I have to do this.

865
00:41:41,440 --> 00:41:43,640
Speaker 7: We call us the last resort for people.

866
00:41:44,120 --> 00:41:45,919
Speaker 10: That being said, with Jeff being in a weird mood,

867
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:47,200
Speaker 10: you want to call back tomorrow.

868
00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:49,040
Speaker 7: This may not be a good call.

869
00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:51,120
Speaker 19: Well, we'll see, we'll find out.

870
00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:55,040
Speaker 4: We're here. Let's just go through with it. How bad

871
00:41:55,040 --> 00:41:56,399
Speaker 4: could it get? All right, let's do it.

872
00:41:56,680 --> 00:41:57,239
Speaker 7: You tell us.

873
00:41:57,560 --> 00:41:58,960
Speaker 4: I'll tell you about some of the worst second date

874
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:01,120
Speaker 4: updates we've ever done to make you feel better about it.

875
00:42:01,160 --> 00:42:03,040
Speaker 4: Hold on, just okay, here we go.

876
00:42:11,719 --> 00:42:12,000
Speaker 17: Hello.

877
00:42:12,760 --> 00:42:13,720
Speaker 4: Hey, is this Joshua?

878
00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:16,160
Speaker 11: Yeah?

879
00:42:16,239 --> 00:42:18,399
Speaker 4: Hey man, this is a whole radio show is calling

880
00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:20,120
Speaker 4: you right now. We're called Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

881
00:42:20,680 --> 00:42:25,640
Speaker 5: Good morning.

882
00:42:23,120 --> 00:42:27,719
Speaker 1: Uh, it came in real hot there, josh How are

883
00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:28,120
Speaker 1: you doing?

884
00:42:29,600 --> 00:42:30,360
Speaker 11: It's Joshua.

885
00:42:31,360 --> 00:42:31,720
Speaker 5: Sorry.

886
00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:34,120
Speaker 1: Sorry, I'm married to a Michael who hates Mike. I

887
00:42:34,120 --> 00:42:35,279
Speaker 1: get it. I apologize.

888
00:42:35,320 --> 00:42:37,040
Speaker 4: I'm sorry that my host is trying to make this

889
00:42:37,040 --> 00:42:38,640
Speaker 4: segment all about her and her marriage.

890
00:42:38,640 --> 00:42:41,239
Speaker 1: But I understand.

891
00:42:41,640 --> 00:42:42,359
Speaker 8: Okay, we get it.

892
00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:45,440
Speaker 4: The real thing that we're interested in though, Joshua, is

893
00:42:45,719 --> 00:42:47,839
Speaker 4: you and the date that you went on the other

894
00:42:47,920 --> 00:42:49,800
Speaker 4: night with one of our listeners named Jennifer?

895
00:42:52,239 --> 00:42:55,879
Speaker 5: Okay, do you remember her?

896
00:42:56,600 --> 00:42:57,520
Speaker 4: You know what I'm talking about?

897
00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:00,960
Speaker 20: Yeah, I remember her.

898
00:43:01,239 --> 00:43:03,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, it sounds like you guys had a really fun

899
00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:03,800
Speaker 1: night together.

900
00:43:04,840 --> 00:43:06,600
Speaker 16: Why do you know that?

901
00:43:06,760 --> 00:43:07,319
Speaker 1: Great question?

902
00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:09,839
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, because that's how this segment works. It's called

903
00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:12,680
Speaker 4: second Date Update. And we spoke to her about your

904
00:43:12,760 --> 00:43:15,839
Speaker 4: date and she's a little bit confused about why she's

905
00:43:15,840 --> 00:43:17,960
Speaker 4: not getting a callback for a second meet up.

906
00:43:18,280 --> 00:43:19,560
Speaker 12: Really, yeah she said that.

907
00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:23,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, she said that she had a great time

908
00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:23,440
Speaker 2: with you.

909
00:43:23,520 --> 00:43:25,279
Speaker 1: It sounds like you guys laugh together a lot.

910
00:43:27,719 --> 00:43:28,719
Speaker 4: Yeah.

911
00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:29,840
Speaker 1: Is that not accurate?

912
00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:32,960
Speaker 11: No, it's accurate. She's like a really nice person, She's

913
00:43:33,080 --> 00:43:33,960
Speaker 11: cute and everything.

914
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:37,040
Speaker 4: But you, yeah, your words are saying nice things, but

915
00:43:37,080 --> 00:43:40,600
Speaker 4: your tone is saying something else. Yeah, it's like, really, huh,

916
00:43:40,880 --> 00:43:41,480
Speaker 4: wasn't very good?

917
00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:43,320
Speaker 20: I don't I don't think I know how to say this,

918
00:43:43,520 --> 00:43:45,720
Speaker 20: but I just don't think I'm the right person for her.

919
00:43:45,560 --> 00:43:45,759
Speaker 17: You know.

920
00:43:46,400 --> 00:43:49,239
Speaker 1: Uh uh, we don't know, because she why. I mean,

921
00:43:49,280 --> 00:43:51,279
Speaker 1: you don't get to decide that, right, that's what she

922
00:43:51,320 --> 00:43:51,719
Speaker 1: gets to.

923
00:43:51,680 --> 00:43:55,160
Speaker 4: Decide, gets to choose who you don't get a choice.

924
00:43:56,320 --> 00:43:59,160
Speaker 2: That's her choice, right, and she obviously thinks that there's

925
00:43:59,239 --> 00:44:03,319
Speaker 2: definitely something in between you two if she's calling us, Yeah,

926
00:44:03,440 --> 00:44:04,320
Speaker 2: definitely her choice.

927
00:44:04,880 --> 00:44:06,759
Speaker 5: Okay, song is.

928
00:44:06,760 --> 00:44:09,680
Speaker 4: Going on, like can we get your take on the date?

929
00:44:09,760 --> 00:44:11,520
Speaker 4: But did you feel a connection with her?

930
00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:15,920
Speaker 20: I don't know, man, Like we're wanting different things. I

931
00:44:15,920 --> 00:44:18,600
Speaker 20: don't know if you know what she's she's like into

932
00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:20,280
Speaker 20: what's called stacking.

933
00:44:20,520 --> 00:44:24,200
Speaker 2: Stacking the cups thing where you do it in competition.

934
00:44:27,920 --> 00:44:34,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, the Anna Kendrick song. Yeah, no, okay, so we

935
00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:36,120
Speaker 4: don't know what that is. Yeah, what is stacking?

936
00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:39,279
Speaker 20: She said she used to stack, which means like have

937
00:44:39,360 --> 00:44:41,480
Speaker 20: three to four days tonight.

938
00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:44,719
Speaker 1: That sounds yeah.

939
00:44:45,719 --> 00:44:47,480
Speaker 4: Is it back to back to back to back or

940
00:44:47,520 --> 00:44:48,439
Speaker 4: all at the same time.

941
00:44:48,960 --> 00:44:51,160
Speaker 20: I don't think it was like at the same we

942
00:44:51,160 --> 00:44:54,160
Speaker 20: didn't really get into it, but like, I don't know.

943
00:44:54,280 --> 00:44:56,279
Speaker 20: To me, I just think it's kind of rude to say, like,

944
00:44:56,360 --> 00:44:57,320
Speaker 20: I'm miss stacking.

945
00:44:57,560 --> 00:44:59,640
Speaker 4: Oh she said she misses it.

946
00:44:59,719 --> 00:45:01,960
Speaker 20: Yeah, she literally said she misses it.

947
00:45:02,680 --> 00:45:02,879
Speaker 16: Oh.

948
00:45:04,200 --> 00:45:07,439
Speaker 2: I mean I could see like I would interpret that as, oh,

949
00:45:07,560 --> 00:45:09,160
Speaker 2: you you wish that you were out with.

950
00:45:09,120 --> 00:45:12,920
Speaker 1: Someone else right after me? That would good to hear

951
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:14,920
Speaker 1: I could understand that, and that's why I.

952
00:45:14,960 --> 00:45:17,120
Speaker 20: Took her to her car when we finished her burgers.

953
00:45:17,239 --> 00:45:19,680
Speaker 1: Is there any way you could have like misunderstood her.

954
00:45:20,440 --> 00:45:22,720
Speaker 20: No, I don't think I did. He was like looking

955
00:45:22,760 --> 00:45:25,960
Speaker 20: back at it fondly, and it was very real to her,

956
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:27,520
Speaker 20: and she was she very you could tell.

957
00:45:28,440 --> 00:45:32,080
Speaker 2: Okay, I can totally understand that she's doing anything wrong,

958
00:45:32,120 --> 00:45:34,680
Speaker 2: but it does doesn't seem like she likes you a lot.

959
00:45:35,880 --> 00:45:38,040
Speaker 4: We kind of all see where you're coming from. I

960
00:45:38,120 --> 00:45:40,560
Speaker 4: wonder if Jennifer sees it the same way, because she

961
00:45:40,719 --> 00:45:42,479
Speaker 4: is on the other line listening to this.

962
00:45:42,480 --> 00:45:46,759
Speaker 10: Jennifer line with a show to right now, I'm going

963
00:45:46,800 --> 00:45:47,200
Speaker 10: to be mad.

964
00:45:47,320 --> 00:45:50,720
Speaker 1: That's just right after us. She's good at timing.

965
00:45:52,719 --> 00:45:58,239
Speaker 19: Hey, Gosha, I don't think you would be so offended

966
00:45:58,360 --> 00:45:59,440
Speaker 19: by what I said.

967
00:46:00,960 --> 00:46:02,920
Speaker 20: So you like you said this holding up like you're

968
00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:06,279
Speaker 20: on the phone here and you called them yeah.

969
00:46:06,200 --> 00:46:09,319
Speaker 19: Because I was so confused, I was like, I thought

970
00:46:09,320 --> 00:46:12,799
Speaker 19: we had such a good time. But I guess it's

971
00:46:12,880 --> 00:46:16,759
Speaker 19: because I said I missed tacking, which I was just

972
00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:19,760
Speaker 19: I mean, that was just a fun time in my life,

973
00:46:19,960 --> 00:46:23,000
Speaker 19: Like it's not something I do anymore.

974
00:46:23,760 --> 00:46:25,440
Speaker 11: I want the same thing you want.

975
00:46:25,360 --> 00:46:26,520
Speaker 19: Which is a relationship.

976
00:46:28,760 --> 00:46:29,800
Speaker 11: Yes, it was fun.

977
00:46:30,160 --> 00:46:31,240
Speaker 19: It was a fun time.

978
00:46:31,800 --> 00:46:33,960
Speaker 2: It just feels like maybe that's a conversation you have

979
00:46:34,080 --> 00:46:35,120
Speaker 2: with your like best friends.

980
00:46:35,200 --> 00:46:41,120
Speaker 19: Yeah, yeah, that sounds like someone who's never stacked before.

981
00:46:41,280 --> 00:46:47,040
Speaker 2: Thing, Because how could you ever like be invested enough

982
00:46:47,080 --> 00:46:49,600
Speaker 2: to find out if you were interested in someone, if

983
00:46:49,600 --> 00:46:52,239
Speaker 2: you were just constantly thinking of the next person you

984
00:46:52,239 --> 00:46:53,040
Speaker 2: were going to see.

985
00:46:53,520 --> 00:46:55,640
Speaker 19: I hear you guys talk about this all the time

986
00:46:55,800 --> 00:46:58,640
Speaker 19: and book you said it's okay to date multiple people

987
00:46:58,719 --> 00:46:59,759
Speaker 19: to find out who you like.

988
00:47:00,360 --> 00:47:00,400
Speaker 13: It.

989
00:47:00,600 --> 00:47:01,200
Speaker 11: It's true.

990
00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:04,920
Speaker 4: It's contradictory to what your advice always is what she means,

991
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:07,359
Speaker 4: Like you said, get it in as many times as

992
00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:08,880
Speaker 4: possible before it's gone forever.

993
00:47:09,040 --> 00:47:12,520
Speaker 1: It's what I've said. But I think that dating lots

994
00:47:12,520 --> 00:47:13,319
Speaker 1: of people is great.

995
00:47:13,360 --> 00:47:15,960
Speaker 2: It's just like, if you're gonna ask someone to give

996
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:19,200
Speaker 2: you their evening, you also have to invest not just

997
00:47:19,280 --> 00:47:21,759
Speaker 2: being there, but like your presence, Like how can you

998
00:47:21,880 --> 00:47:22,440
Speaker 2: be present?

999
00:47:22,560 --> 00:47:25,840
Speaker 4: Well said, you should have brought her presence, Dude.

1000
00:47:26,440 --> 00:47:28,800
Speaker 19: I gave every guy I was with an hour and

1001
00:47:28,840 --> 00:47:32,279
Speaker 19: a half. I was fully present in the moment and

1002
00:47:32,360 --> 00:47:34,520
Speaker 19: I was not thinking about the next guy. I gave

1003
00:47:34,600 --> 00:47:37,040
Speaker 19: him that time fully, I almost.

1004
00:47:36,800 --> 00:47:38,440
Speaker 3: Missed my next I mean it worked for she had

1005
00:47:38,440 --> 00:47:39,680
Speaker 3: a boyfriend after that for yours.

1006
00:47:39,800 --> 00:47:42,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean that's how you see a Jennifer. But

1007
00:47:42,640 --> 00:47:48,160
Speaker 4: clearly Joshua sees it a different way, right, josh I

1008
00:47:48,160 --> 00:47:49,080
Speaker 4: don't want to mess that up.

1009
00:47:50,600 --> 00:47:53,240
Speaker 11: I see it like at your default setting.

1010
00:47:53,800 --> 00:47:56,960
Speaker 20: I think the anomaly is you having a long term relationship,

1011
00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:57,960
Speaker 20: and that's what I'm looking.

1012
00:47:57,760 --> 00:48:02,520
Speaker 19: For, where we're looking for the same things. That's what

1013
00:48:02,719 --> 00:48:05,560
Speaker 19: I want. That's just something that's in the past.

1014
00:48:06,200 --> 00:48:07,680
Speaker 11: And by no means did.

1015
00:48:07,560 --> 00:48:10,520
Speaker 19: I stack that night when you took me to my car.

1016
00:48:10,560 --> 00:48:14,960
Speaker 19: I was not seeing another person after you, she.

1017
00:48:14,960 --> 00:48:22,440
Speaker 2: Said, makes me think she did, Yes, exactly, not that night,

1018
00:48:22,520 --> 00:48:23,920
Speaker 2: but the next five nights.

1019
00:48:24,320 --> 00:48:25,000
Speaker 11: That's different.

1020
00:48:25,840 --> 00:48:27,760
Speaker 19: You're supposed to be on my side.

1021
00:48:28,360 --> 00:48:31,640
Speaker 1: You said dumb things on the date. I don't know.

1022
00:48:32,120 --> 00:48:35,279
Speaker 2: I mean the thing is, the thing is, Joshua, she's

1023
00:48:35,320 --> 00:48:37,000
Speaker 2: on the phone with us, She's put in.

1024
00:48:36,920 --> 00:48:38,720
Speaker 1: A lot of effort to see you again.

1025
00:48:38,880 --> 00:48:41,279
Speaker 2: So I mean, maybe that's proof enough that she's over

1026
00:48:41,360 --> 00:48:42,040
Speaker 2: her old ways.

1027
00:48:42,440 --> 00:48:44,800
Speaker 4: And that's why I would like to ask you, Joshua,

1028
00:48:45,120 --> 00:48:47,279
Speaker 4: if you'd be willing to meet up with Jennifer one

1029
00:48:47,320 --> 00:48:50,160
Speaker 4: more time and we would pay for it, and the

1030
00:48:50,200 --> 00:48:53,200
Speaker 4: next date, and the next date, and all the stack

1031
00:48:53,280 --> 00:48:55,799
Speaker 4: dates after that. We forgot just you.

1032
00:48:55,880 --> 00:48:59,840
Speaker 20: Though, No I got the I'm sorry.

1033
00:49:00,560 --> 00:49:01,600
Speaker 1: I can't fix that.

1034
00:49:01,960 --> 00:49:05,040
Speaker 19: Oh no, okay, Joshua, do you realize no one says.

1035
00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:08,320
Speaker 4: No to me's Oh god.

1036
00:49:08,320 --> 00:49:09,320
Speaker 1: That's not true anymore.

1037
00:49:10,600 --> 00:49:14,000
Speaker 11: Yeah, fine, it's his choice.

1038
00:49:14,040 --> 00:49:14,400
Speaker 15: Whatever.

1039
00:49:14,880 --> 00:49:16,080
Speaker 19: I'll just keep stacking.

1040
00:49:16,760 --> 00:49:19,600
Speaker 4: WA's the weekend. He said, you didn't want to do

1041
00:49:19,640 --> 00:49:20,240
Speaker 4: that anymore?

1042
00:49:20,320 --> 00:49:23,640
Speaker 19: All right, Well, it makes me happy, it's fun. I'm

1043
00:49:23,640 --> 00:49:26,279
Speaker 19: feeling sad now he's going to get me out of

1044
00:49:26,280 --> 00:49:28,000
Speaker 19: that funk.

1045
00:49:28,440 --> 00:49:29,800
Speaker 5: Back to back to back to fey.

1046
00:49:30,040 --> 00:49:35,520
Speaker 4: Yes, that's where true happiness comes from, looking Jeffrey in

1047
00:49:35,560 --> 00:49:40,520
Speaker 4: the morning. All right, So no second date there. Jennifer

1048
00:49:40,600 --> 00:49:42,840
Speaker 4: has hung up. She's not on the line with us anymore.

1049
00:49:42,880 --> 00:49:45,919
Speaker 4: But Jennifer, if you're listening out there, I just want

1050
00:49:45,960 --> 00:49:49,320
Speaker 4: to say, I know you're probably disappointed with one person

1051
00:49:49,360 --> 00:49:52,200
Speaker 4: on this show who didn't support you, but the rest

1052
00:49:52,239 --> 00:49:54,000
Speaker 4: of us here have your back.

1053
00:49:54,880 --> 00:49:58,520
Speaker 2: I know you're looking at me, jeff I'm your fault.

1054
00:49:58,600 --> 00:50:01,480
Speaker 1: She's like, I just really miss dating lots of men

1055
00:50:01,480 --> 00:50:04,560
Speaker 1: at the same night. I mean, no one would feel

1056
00:50:04,600 --> 00:50:06,239
Speaker 1: special say that to.

1057
00:50:06,200 --> 00:50:09,759
Speaker 4: That, But you understand where she's coming from, right, Brook, You, miss, I.

1058
00:50:09,640 --> 00:50:12,799
Speaker 1: Have never had multiple dates in one night. Wow, I

1059
00:50:12,880 --> 00:50:13,960
Speaker 1: could not pull that off.

1060
00:50:14,160 --> 00:50:15,920
Speaker 5: Remember a liar, she.

1061
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:23,040
Speaker 4: Was Brooke Unstackable is the definition one at a time?

1062
00:50:23,120 --> 00:50:29,000
Speaker 4: Fox Goods. We've got dozens of guys on the textboard

1063
00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:32,600
Speaker 4: who are DT yes and down to stack whenever. So Jennifer,

1064
00:50:32,680 --> 00:50:36,040
Speaker 4: you stay positive. Yeah, yeah, we don't know. That means

1065
00:50:36,040 --> 00:50:38,200
Speaker 4: that's weird. They don't happen for you. Jan And if

1066
00:50:38,239 --> 00:50:40,839
Speaker 4: you're into stacking videos, you can always watch a bunch

1067
00:50:40,880 --> 00:50:43,480
Speaker 4: of ours on YouTube. Got all of our second date

1068
00:50:43,560 --> 00:50:46,480
Speaker 4: updates on there. You can like, share and subscribe all

1069
00:50:46,520 --> 00:50:47,200
Speaker 4: of it. At Brook and.

1070
00:50:47,200 --> 00:50:50,560
Speaker 12: Jeffrey Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, I have.

1071
00:50:50,520 --> 00:50:56,160
Speaker 4: Some very exciting news. I Jeffrey Thattius Wu Tang to

1072
00:50:56,280 --> 00:50:58,960
Speaker 4: bow family name.

1073
00:50:59,320 --> 00:51:01,719
Speaker 5: I like your pair is Wu Tang is a Jewish y.

1074
00:51:01,880 --> 00:51:09,640
Speaker 4: Yes, I am about to become a well respected published author.

1075
00:51:10,320 --> 00:51:12,600
Speaker 4: I did. I just signed a book deal with a

1076
00:51:12,800 --> 00:51:16,040
Speaker 4: major publisher company and they told me I could write

1077
00:51:16,080 --> 00:51:17,439
Speaker 4: a memoir about my own life.

1078
00:51:17,520 --> 00:51:20,720
Speaker 2: From my perspective, you haven't even really done anything.

1079
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:23,080
Speaker 4: I've done enough, Brook, You don't need to do much

1080
00:51:23,160 --> 00:51:25,360
Speaker 4: these days to come out with a memoir that I

1081
00:51:25,360 --> 00:51:30,239
Speaker 4: actually agree with. Unfortunately, the publishers had some issues with

1082
00:51:30,360 --> 00:51:34,040
Speaker 4: my original draft. I don't understand.

1083
00:51:33,560 --> 00:51:36,239
Speaker 1: Why God always those editors, publishers.

1084
00:51:36,400 --> 00:51:38,120
Speaker 4: I'll just read you the titles and you can tell

1085
00:51:38,160 --> 00:51:41,280
Speaker 4: me what you think that they said no to little

1086
00:51:41,320 --> 00:51:45,160
Speaker 4: things that I love to sit on. I didn't like

1087
00:51:45,200 --> 00:51:48,760
Speaker 4: that little things that I like to sit on are these.

1088
00:51:48,640 --> 00:51:50,040
Speaker 1: Picture books or just stories?

1089
00:51:51,160 --> 00:51:52,200
Speaker 5: Maybe a little bit of both.

1090
00:51:52,800 --> 00:51:56,360
Speaker 4: Little things that make most people choke, but not me.

1091
00:51:58,840 --> 00:52:02,359
Speaker 1: So it's gonna be one big book that's a lot

1092
00:52:02,360 --> 00:52:02,840
Speaker 1: of pages.

1093
00:52:03,360 --> 00:52:04,760
Speaker 5: You're like toys for kids.

1094
00:52:06,200 --> 00:52:07,399
Speaker 1: I don't think that's what he means.

1095
00:52:07,840 --> 00:52:09,839
Speaker 4: I really don't know what the problem is why they're

1096
00:52:10,600 --> 00:52:13,120
Speaker 4: they're turning all these down. They all seem pretty fascinating

1097
00:52:13,160 --> 00:52:13,920
Speaker 4: to me.

1098
00:52:13,719 --> 00:52:17,200
Speaker 2: I can't wait for the chapter spherical objects.

1099
00:52:18,360 --> 00:52:21,200
Speaker 4: I don't even include those. Those are not even a challenge.

1100
00:52:21,280 --> 00:52:21,720
Speaker 5: I see.

1101
00:52:21,880 --> 00:52:24,840
Speaker 4: Well, maybe I'll get some inspiration for my next memoir

1102
00:52:25,239 --> 00:52:27,640
Speaker 4: in another edition of What You're Doing at the Courthouse

1103
00:52:28,880 --> 00:52:34,680
Speaker 4: that's coming up next. It's time for what You're Doing

1104
00:52:34,880 --> 00:52:37,560
Speaker 4: at the Courthouse, where we go down to the courthouse

1105
00:52:37,640 --> 00:52:40,120
Speaker 4: and ask people there a simple question, what.

1106
00:52:40,160 --> 00:52:41,239
Speaker 5: You're doing at the courthouse.

1107
00:52:41,880 --> 00:52:44,280
Speaker 21: Man, they got me in this program called drug court.

1108
00:52:44,680 --> 00:52:48,920
Speaker 21: I gotta go through you know court because uh I

1109
00:52:48,960 --> 00:52:49,799
Speaker 21: was on drugs?

1110
00:52:50,040 --> 00:52:51,680
Speaker 5: What got you caught up in drug court?

1111
00:52:52,160 --> 00:52:52,319
Speaker 6: Man?

1112
00:52:52,360 --> 00:52:53,960
Speaker 21: I'm just chilling, you know what I'm saying. It's a

1113
00:52:54,040 --> 00:52:57,080
Speaker 21: it's a it's a normal day. And uh next you know,

1114
00:52:57,080 --> 00:53:01,080
Speaker 21: I see the boys roll up stop me. So the yeah,

1115
00:53:01,560 --> 00:53:04,200
Speaker 21: and I ain't trying to get shot, so you know

1116
00:53:04,200 --> 00:53:07,480
Speaker 21: what I mean? Yeah, so you talk to him. I

1117
00:53:07,520 --> 00:53:10,200
Speaker 21: can't talk to the cops. Man, I'm out here selling dope.

1118
00:53:10,560 --> 00:53:12,719
Speaker 2: Oh yeah.

1119
00:53:13,120 --> 00:53:14,520
Speaker 1: I don't know where they keep up with the name

1120
00:53:14,600 --> 00:53:16,960
Speaker 1: drug court. I mean that was really creative name that

1121
00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:18,840
Speaker 1: they had their Yeah.

1122
00:53:18,880 --> 00:53:22,400
Speaker 2: Now, yeah, you're at drug court and it's at court

1123
00:53:22,480 --> 00:53:23,480
Speaker 2: for doing drugs.

1124
00:53:23,680 --> 00:53:25,920
Speaker 4: Don't you just hate it when the cops won't let

1125
00:53:25,960 --> 00:53:30,560
Speaker 4: you sell your drugs? Come on, cops, take it easy

1126
00:53:30,600 --> 00:53:30,960
Speaker 4: on them.

1127
00:53:31,239 --> 00:53:32,360
Speaker 5: What you're doing at the courthouse.

1128
00:53:32,920 --> 00:53:33,120
Speaker 17: Man.

1129
00:53:33,160 --> 00:53:35,120
Speaker 22: I came to the court man today, Man, he's my

1130
00:53:35,760 --> 00:53:37,680
Speaker 22: uh court they want to for.

1131
00:53:38,600 --> 00:53:40,239
Speaker 5: Just tell me what is if you have a case

1132
00:53:40,320 --> 00:53:41,200
Speaker 5: or you're here for your friend.

1133
00:53:41,760 --> 00:53:43,680
Speaker 22: Nah, man, I don't got no case, man, I'm here

1134
00:53:43,719 --> 00:53:48,800
Speaker 22: for myself. Driving dropped down to reckless driving. You know

1135
00:53:48,840 --> 00:53:51,319
Speaker 22: what I'm saying, they want to try to take me up.

1136
00:53:51,400 --> 00:53:53,759
Speaker 22: They only offer as for two days, but now I

1137
00:53:53,800 --> 00:53:55,880
Speaker 22: gotta come back. You know what I'm saying for my

1138
00:53:56,040 --> 00:53:58,200
Speaker 22: attorney not being here. They trying to hold a plan down.

1139
00:53:58,239 --> 00:54:00,560
Speaker 22: You know what I'm saying, This is what you know

1140
00:54:00,560 --> 00:54:02,400
Speaker 22: what I'm saying with town Business.

1141
00:54:02,400 --> 00:54:03,959
Speaker 7: You know what I'm saying with court Live.

1142
00:54:04,160 --> 00:54:04,840
Speaker 5: You know what I'm saying.

1143
00:54:05,200 --> 00:54:07,239
Speaker 7: Yeah, Hey, thank you very much.

1144
00:54:07,280 --> 00:54:09,239
Speaker 5: That was funny. I liked your your tongue ring.

1145
00:54:09,480 --> 00:54:11,840
Speaker 9: I like todless driving.

1146
00:54:11,920 --> 00:54:13,920
Speaker 2: I feel like she should get like reckless use of

1147
00:54:13,920 --> 00:54:14,760
Speaker 2: the English language.

1148
00:54:14,840 --> 00:54:17,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, I have absolutely no idea what she was saying. Honestly,

1149
00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:20,279
Speaker 4: very nice.

1150
00:54:20,360 --> 00:54:23,920
Speaker 2: I see she's at the courthouse for herself, but not

1151
00:54:24,680 --> 00:54:26,640
Speaker 2: for a Yeah, exactly.

1152
00:54:26,280 --> 00:54:27,640
Speaker 4: What she's just being a sweetheart.

1153
00:54:28,160 --> 00:54:29,360
Speaker 5: What you're doing at the courthouse?

1154
00:54:30,640 --> 00:54:34,040
Speaker 8: Yeah, no, f I got caught with somebody's girl and

1155
00:54:34,080 --> 00:54:36,120
Speaker 8: he got a little upset and you.

1156
00:54:36,080 --> 00:54:38,680
Speaker 5: Went to her house. Yeah, they lived together.

1157
00:54:39,440 --> 00:54:42,959
Speaker 10: Yeah, so did he come home catch you in the act?

1158
00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:45,759
Speaker 8: What happened was like right after we were done, so

1159
00:54:45,840 --> 00:54:46,600
Speaker 8: I was good, like.

1160
00:54:46,800 --> 00:54:49,799
Speaker 10: So he barges in and you know those what are

1161
00:54:49,800 --> 00:54:50,160
Speaker 10: you doing?

1162
00:54:50,520 --> 00:54:53,960
Speaker 5: Was her clothes off on the floor, she's still naked.

1163
00:54:54,280 --> 00:54:57,359
Speaker 21: Yeah, she starts swinging on me and then and then

1164
00:54:57,800 --> 00:54:58,440
Speaker 21: you beat him up.

1165
00:54:58,680 --> 00:54:59,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, I end up here.

1166
00:54:59,560 --> 00:55:00,600
Speaker 5: How did you know this chick?

1167
00:55:02,360 --> 00:55:05,200
Speaker 9: I've been to school banging high school the other Why

1168
00:55:05,239 --> 00:55:05,879
Speaker 9: did you do it?

1169
00:55:06,200 --> 00:55:06,759
Speaker 5: She was hot?

1170
00:55:06,960 --> 00:55:10,480
Speaker 1: You know, sounds like sounds like a real passionate lover.

1171
00:55:12,880 --> 00:55:17,680
Speaker 2: I can't imagine that guy.

1172
00:55:18,040 --> 00:55:20,840
Speaker 4: Come here, let my fist hit you in the face.

1173
00:55:20,880 --> 00:55:23,040
Speaker 4: Here we go, stop it. What is he gonna do?

1174
00:55:23,160 --> 00:55:24,439
Speaker 4: Not beat him up? Though she's hot?

1175
00:55:24,719 --> 00:55:27,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, come on, you know men will do anything for a.

1176
00:55:27,239 --> 00:55:29,759
Speaker 5: Hot check what you doing at the courthouse.

1177
00:55:30,080 --> 00:55:34,279
Speaker 23: I got a five for your dishcount at Clairesh So yeah,

1178
00:55:34,360 --> 00:55:37,080
Speaker 23: I went in and jack them and got this nice hat.

1179
00:55:37,880 --> 00:55:39,680
Speaker 5: It looks like there's like a little fox on your head.

1180
00:55:39,680 --> 00:55:40,200
Speaker 5: I like it.

1181
00:55:40,640 --> 00:55:41,000
Speaker 23: I don't know.

1182
00:55:41,040 --> 00:55:42,200
Speaker 18: I don't think it's real, though.

1183
00:55:42,320 --> 00:55:43,960
Speaker 5: You know how to get free goods? I want a hat.

1184
00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:45,080
Speaker 5: You're gonna steal me something?

1185
00:55:45,560 --> 00:55:47,719
Speaker 23: Well, now, I got people out here who steal for me.

1186
00:55:47,760 --> 00:55:48,279
Speaker 4: I don't steal.

1187
00:55:48,280 --> 00:55:51,319
Speaker 23: I'm scared personally, I'm scared to steal. But yeah, what's

1188
00:55:51,320 --> 00:55:51,680
Speaker 23: your name?

1189
00:55:51,719 --> 00:55:53,160
Speaker 5: If you don't want me, I'm Jose.

1190
00:55:53,360 --> 00:55:56,000
Speaker 23: Yeah, my name is Trai Keisha. Nice to meet you, Jose.

1191
00:55:57,560 --> 00:55:59,239
Speaker 5: You seem like a fun person to kick it with.

1192
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:03,600
Speaker 23: Oh yeah, man, I'm really fun. I smoke weed, drink alcohol. Man,

1193
00:56:03,960 --> 00:56:05,799
Speaker 23: if you want to come chop it up and chop

1194
00:56:05,800 --> 00:56:09,239
Speaker 23: it up with me, ask for pooda.

1195
00:56:09,800 --> 00:56:10,800
Speaker 1: I think I got yourself.

1196
00:56:11,680 --> 00:56:13,919
Speaker 4: Yeah, come chop it up with me. We got foot

1197
00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:17,600
Speaker 4: massages we stole from Brookstone. We got some mango body

1198
00:56:17,600 --> 00:56:18,880
Speaker 4: butter that we stole from.

1199
00:56:18,680 --> 00:56:22,120
Speaker 8: Bed Bath and body words. We got lava, lancemus Spencer's gifts.

1200
00:56:22,120 --> 00:56:23,120
Speaker 4: It's gonna be a bass.

1201
00:56:23,239 --> 00:56:25,840
Speaker 2: Come on, who said that the mall was dead? You

1202
00:56:25,880 --> 00:56:27,799
Speaker 2: know it is alive and well there are a lot

1203
00:56:27,800 --> 00:56:28,520
Speaker 2: of people.

1204
00:56:28,239 --> 00:56:28,799
Speaker 5: Still going there.

1205
00:56:28,880 --> 00:56:29,520
Speaker 4: That's right, Thank you.

1206
00:56:29,560 --> 00:56:34,560
Speaker 12: Poota freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

1207
00:56:36,400 --> 00:56:37,720
Speaker 15: Flush us.

1208
00:56:41,520 --> 00:56:45,960
Speaker 4: Brand new year, same old game. Yeah, just looking back

1209
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:48,680
Speaker 4: on what happened over twenty twenty five, brook hit a

1210
00:56:48,760 --> 00:56:49,600
Speaker 4: new record.

1211
00:56:49,800 --> 00:56:50,359
Speaker 1: What is it?

1212
00:56:50,560 --> 00:56:54,160
Speaker 4: And it's not for wins? She lost over twenty five

1213
00:56:54,320 --> 00:56:55,359
Speaker 4: times last year.

1214
00:56:56,280 --> 00:56:57,360
Speaker 7: Decline is real?

1215
00:56:57,560 --> 00:57:00,319
Speaker 1: Waited like over two hundred times, Like that's not.

1216
00:57:00,360 --> 00:57:03,680
Speaker 4: Actually that bad, but it's not that great, elkay?

1217
00:57:04,960 --> 00:57:06,719
Speaker 2: What do you want one hundred percent out of me?

1218
00:57:06,800 --> 00:57:08,440
Speaker 2: Is that what you want? In twenty twenty six and

1219
00:57:08,480 --> 00:57:09,319
Speaker 2: the company.

1220
00:57:08,960 --> 00:57:10,960
Speaker 7: You would like that they give away a lot of money, Brooks.

1221
00:57:10,960 --> 00:57:13,960
Speaker 4: Does that mean Brook's gonna lose twenty six times in

1222
00:57:14,080 --> 00:57:15,239
Speaker 4: twenty twenty six?

1223
00:57:15,760 --> 00:57:16,000
Speaker 5: Wow?

1224
00:57:16,280 --> 00:57:19,000
Speaker 4: You will see how she starts out with a brand

1225
00:57:19,040 --> 00:57:23,120
Speaker 4: new player named Christina. Today, Christina, welcome to the show.

1226
00:57:23,720 --> 00:57:25,720
Speaker 11: Hey guys, how's going are you?

1227
00:57:26,200 --> 00:57:29,280
Speaker 2: Are your coworkers constantly rooting against you as well?

1228
00:57:29,400 --> 00:57:29,880
Speaker 1: Christina?

1229
00:57:30,800 --> 00:57:32,160
Speaker 16: Now they probably root for me.

1230
00:57:32,600 --> 00:57:40,080
Speaker 9: Wow, I wonder what that feels like. All right, I

1231
00:57:40,200 --> 00:57:42,360
Speaker 9: was leading and open for anybody in the room to

1232
00:57:42,400 --> 00:57:42,800
Speaker 9: fill in.

1233
00:57:43,600 --> 00:57:45,520
Speaker 1: Say, good job, Brooks. You got this.

1234
00:57:45,800 --> 00:57:47,280
Speaker 7: Sounds like one of twenty six is on its way.

1235
00:57:47,400 --> 00:57:50,120
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, it's waiting for brook to walk out of

1236
00:57:50,120 --> 00:57:52,920
Speaker 4: the studio. Take the hand. All right, there she goes.

1237
00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:55,680
Speaker 4: She finally got it. She's out of here. Now we

1238
00:57:55,680 --> 00:58:04,520
Speaker 4: can have some fun and Christina, all right, yeah, you know,

1239
00:58:04,880 --> 00:58:07,040
Speaker 4: slow start to the year, but we got thirty seconds

1240
00:58:07,040 --> 00:58:09,080
Speaker 4: on the clock. You know how it works. You got

1241
00:58:09,080 --> 00:58:10,880
Speaker 4: to answer as many as possible. If you don't know when,

1242
00:58:10,880 --> 00:58:12,360
Speaker 4: you could say past, But you have to beat broke

1243
00:58:12,400 --> 00:58:14,320
Speaker 4: out right if you want to win? Are you ready?

1244
00:58:14,920 --> 00:58:15,920
Speaker 12: I am ready?

1245
00:58:16,040 --> 00:58:18,840
Speaker 4: You got this, Christina? Good luck? Your time starts now.

1246
00:58:19,160 --> 00:58:22,480
Speaker 4: Today is National Bird Day. How tall is big Bird

1247
00:58:22,480 --> 00:58:25,400
Speaker 4: from Sesame Street more or less than seven feet tall?

1248
00:58:26,920 --> 00:58:29,800
Speaker 4: Or which American author wrote the book The Adventures of

1249
00:58:29,840 --> 00:58:34,560
Speaker 4: Tom Sawyer. There's an animal that always gives birth to

1250
00:58:34,640 --> 00:58:39,960
Speaker 4: same sex twins. Is it possums or armadillos? Which sport

1251
00:58:39,960 --> 00:58:45,760
Speaker 4: would you perform a triple axle? Which infamous gangster was

1252
00:58:45,840 --> 00:58:52,120
Speaker 4: nicknamed Scarface and made millions during Prohibition? There you go,

1253
00:58:52,120 --> 00:58:55,000
Speaker 4: good work there, Christina Brook's gonna come back into the

1254
00:58:55,040 --> 00:58:57,640
Speaker 4: studio now, And it says on my screen or that

1255
00:58:57,720 --> 00:59:01,240
Speaker 4: your new year's goal is for better health and for

1256
00:59:01,360 --> 00:59:04,480
Speaker 4: everything to turn around for everyone.

1257
00:59:05,320 --> 00:59:07,640
Speaker 1: Nice person. You do want me to win?

1258
00:59:07,800 --> 00:59:10,880
Speaker 2: Christina, Hey, Brooke, you're kind of tough to beat.

1259
00:59:12,800 --> 00:59:13,640
Speaker 1: That's actually also.

1260
00:59:13,960 --> 00:59:16,080
Speaker 4: But if Brooke had a great year, that's what I

1261
00:59:16,120 --> 00:59:18,440
Speaker 4: was gonna ask. Jee you want that to turn around

1262
00:59:18,480 --> 00:59:22,040
Speaker 4: and wish her a terrible twenty twenty five, then yeah, I'd.

1263
00:59:21,960 --> 00:59:24,680
Speaker 16: Still wish her a wonderful of twenty twenty six.

1264
00:59:24,760 --> 00:59:29,320
Speaker 10: Okay, okay, positive flip positive, Okay.

1265
00:59:29,320 --> 00:59:32,080
Speaker 4: It would have been mental warfare before Brook takes her turn,

1266
00:59:32,120 --> 00:59:33,880
Speaker 4: and that would have been pretty smart on your part.

1267
00:59:33,920 --> 00:59:36,000
Speaker 4: But I guess no, you just want to wish.

1268
00:59:35,760 --> 00:59:38,400
Speaker 1: Good things, Yeah, some people like that.

1269
00:59:38,520 --> 00:59:41,360
Speaker 4: Jeff, Wow, I know, Christina, you and I have almost

1270
00:59:41,440 --> 00:59:45,880
Speaker 4: nothing in common, and I like beating people like that.

1271
00:59:45,880 --> 00:59:49,040
Speaker 4: That's opposite the draft. Now, Brook, it's your turn. Are

1272
00:59:49,040 --> 00:59:49,480
Speaker 4: you ready?

1273
00:59:49,520 --> 00:59:49,720
Speaker 8: Yes?

1274
00:59:49,800 --> 00:59:53,040
Speaker 4: Your time starts now. Today is National Bird Day? How

1275
00:59:53,080 --> 00:59:55,520
Speaker 4: tall is big bird from Sesame Street? More or less

1276
00:59:55,520 --> 00:59:56,600
Speaker 4: than seven feet tall?

1277
00:59:56,840 --> 00:59:57,120
Speaker 1: More?

1278
00:59:57,480 --> 01:00:00,800
Speaker 4: Which American author wrote the book The Adventures of Tom Sawyer.

1279
01:00:02,320 --> 01:00:04,440
Speaker 1: Oh my god, hug Finn.

1280
01:00:05,480 --> 01:00:08,760
Speaker 4: There's an animal that always gives birth to same sex twins.

1281
01:00:08,920 --> 01:00:12,560
Speaker 4: Is it possums or Armadillo's possums? In which sport would

1282
01:00:12,600 --> 01:00:13,360
Speaker 4: you perform a.

1283
01:00:13,320 --> 01:00:15,040
Speaker 1: Triple axle ice skating?

1284
01:00:15,800 --> 01:00:20,280
Speaker 4: Which infamous gangster was nicknamed Scarface and made millions during Prohibition?

1285
01:00:20,560 --> 01:00:30,680
Speaker 24: Oh, al Pacino, let's go to the scoreboard.

1286
01:00:31,480 --> 01:00:33,360
Speaker 4: We're gonna find out how you bolted to start the

1287
01:00:33,440 --> 01:00:35,760
Speaker 4: year with Jose were streaking.

1288
01:00:36,320 --> 01:00:38,600
Speaker 5: We're going up through the quad of the gymnasium.

1289
01:00:38,680 --> 01:00:41,640
Speaker 4: Yea, Christina, you did well.

1290
01:00:41,680 --> 01:00:43,000
Speaker 5: You got to correct today.

1291
01:00:43,320 --> 01:00:46,480
Speaker 2: You may have beaten me, Christina starting off strong in

1292
01:00:46,560 --> 01:00:47,680
Speaker 2: twenty twenty six.

1293
01:00:48,080 --> 01:00:56,600
Speaker 4: We'll see a brock also many. I'm sorry, Christina, tie

1294
01:00:56,600 --> 01:00:59,520
Speaker 4: does go to the house on these It was so close.

1295
01:00:59,240 --> 01:01:03,040
Speaker 1: Though, Yeah, yeah, yeah, there you go.

1296
01:01:03,240 --> 01:01:05,320
Speaker 4: You hold on to that. Let's go over the answers

1297
01:01:05,360 --> 01:01:08,320
Speaker 4: for everybody. It's National Bird Day. Big Bird from Sesame Straight.

1298
01:01:08,400 --> 01:01:12,240
Speaker 4: He is taller than seven feet eight foot two exactly.

1299
01:01:12,360 --> 01:01:18,840
Speaker 4: Actually we all know who profile is accurate. The American

1300
01:01:18,880 --> 01:01:22,280
Speaker 4: author who wrote Adventures of Tom Sawyer would be Mark Twain.

1301
01:01:23,040 --> 01:01:23,320
Speaker 22: Yeah.

1302
01:01:23,520 --> 01:01:27,840
Speaker 4: Animal that always gives birth to same sex twins is armadillos.

1303
01:01:28,640 --> 01:01:31,320
Speaker 4: They actually give birth to two sets of twins, so

1304
01:01:31,480 --> 01:01:33,000
Speaker 4: actually it's quadruplets.

1305
01:01:33,200 --> 01:01:37,600
Speaker 2: Whoa and they're identical? Then yeah, all those are Armadillos.

1306
01:01:37,600 --> 01:01:41,920
Speaker 2: Are like, hey, are you Sarah, Samantha? Telly's apart?

1307
01:01:42,040 --> 01:01:45,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, those armadillo gender reveal parties, they get crazy. The

1308
01:01:45,880 --> 01:01:48,760
Speaker 4: sport where you'd find a triple axle you perform those

1309
01:01:48,880 --> 01:01:53,320
Speaker 4: in figure skating or ice skating. Infamous gangster nicknamed Scarface

1310
01:01:53,360 --> 01:01:56,840
Speaker 4: and made millions during prohibition would be al capone.

1311
01:01:57,320 --> 01:02:00,560
Speaker 1: Different yet close.

1312
01:02:00,800 --> 01:02:03,800
Speaker 4: But I'm sorry, Christina wasn't enough to win today. But

1313
01:02:03,960 --> 01:02:07,160
Speaker 4: just we're playing. We are gonna give you an incredible prize,

1314
01:02:07,360 --> 01:02:10,520
Speaker 4: a pair of tickets to see Ed Sheeran perform August

1315
01:02:10,600 --> 01:02:12,400
Speaker 4: first at lumen Field.

1316
01:02:13,240 --> 01:02:17,680
Speaker 8: Oh my gosh, you guys, isn't that right?

1317
01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:19,680
Speaker 1: We have ed Shery tickets all week.

1318
01:02:19,800 --> 01:02:21,320
Speaker 7: It's nuts.

1319
01:02:21,360 --> 01:02:24,600
Speaker 11: Wow. Happy New Year you guys.

1320
01:02:24,960 --> 01:02:27,520
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, you're the best.

1321
01:02:27,560 --> 01:02:29,640
Speaker 4: We're gonna do Win Brooks Bucks same time tomorrow

1322
01:02:30,240 --> 01:02:31,800
Speaker 12: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning