Speaker 1: How you doing? How you doing good? How are you doing?
Speaker 1: I asked you. I thought we were doing like a
Speaker 1: Wendy Williamson. No, I was asking how you're doing. I'm okay, um,
Speaker 1: I I'm gonna bring a guy home to my parents.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, fresh off you coming out? No? I know? Yeah, guys,
Speaker 1: they didn't have turkey wraps? Did you ask for a
Speaker 1: turkey up? I wanted a couple, but I you didn't
Speaker 1: have to announce it in front of the whole this
Speaker 1: was it going to be a surprise. I got falafel instead. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: I have a chickpen allergy, I can't eaven and I
Speaker 1: don't like falafel, all right, so just put him in
Speaker 1: the break room. Just no, just throw it out, throw it,
Speaker 1: throw it out the window, throw it out in the corner,
Speaker 1: in the garbage can throw that food out in the
Speaker 1: garbage now. But that just seems wasteful. Why don't I
Speaker 1: just leave it on the break room? You know what
Speaker 1: waste is your behavior? My time? Okay, I'll throw it out.
Speaker 1: Have a red Bull cool down down. I can't drink that.
Speaker 1: I can't sleep at night after working. What are you
Speaker 1: talking about? That's not what red Bull does. Why don't
Speaker 1: you drink Athletic Greens anymore? Because when I doubled up
Speaker 1: that one time day, we were naked. We were naked
Speaker 1: and I were the floating. Yeah. Um, it just really
Speaker 1: did a number on my digestive system. Okay, hey, can
Speaker 1: I say something t M. I thank you, Jesus. I'm
Speaker 1: sorry about this one. You know what, I see this
Speaker 1: one from on high. I'm in a real mood today.
Speaker 1: You really are, because I thought I was getting a
Speaker 1: surprised turkey wrap and now now there's nothing to be No.
Speaker 1: Did you tell him we were doing turkey wraps? I
Speaker 1: might have said get ready for turkey, so I thought
Speaker 1: we were on the same page. Well, I think you
Speaker 1: really bift that you better be pitching a someone like
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ for all I care, But Jesus, let Jesus Christ,
Speaker 1: but a young talent. Jesus was just a man, damn right. Okay,
Speaker 1: sorry Jesus, Sorry Jesus for this one. I was thinking
Speaker 1: about older talent, yeah, and then I went nope, Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're gonna stick with young, hot, new talent. There's a
Speaker 1: reason why we mandate young, rising new talent. And for
Speaker 1: you to even entertain something outside of that. I didn't
Speaker 1: even I mean, there was only one name older that
Speaker 1: I was thinking we possibly we don't there, Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: and I hope you didn't talk to him. So talented
Speaker 1: though no one's it's some people would say, god, so talented.
Speaker 1: Hold on, there were but there were three turkey raps
Speaker 1: on the on the break room counter there and now
Speaker 1: they're not for you, guys, someone's been in here. Did
Speaker 1: you have Kevin Spacey over for a turkey rap? Twelve
Speaker 1: minutes while we were talking? He's in the building still,
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Speaker 1: go on this ride with me. I'm here with my
Speaker 1: co host, Girald. What's up, Gerald? You got anything to say?
Speaker 1: Glad to be employed again? Joannalysts, Oh, you mispronounced my name.
Speaker 1: I'm about to fire you again. I'm about to fire
Speaker 1: you again. You know how to say my name. Don't
Speaker 1: do me like that. Girald? What's going on with you?
Speaker 1: How you've been doing? I'm good. I didn't know that
Speaker 1: we would be back. I hope we don't mess it
Speaker 1: up this time. That's all I'm thinking. You know, my
Speaker 1: lawyer is saying the same thing every day, so I'm
Speaker 1: really really happy. We're not gonna mess it up. Listen,
Speaker 1: we don't need that energy for this first episode. Okay,
Speaker 1: it to our inaugural episode. You know you know what
Speaker 1: to do. I've been in this business? How long, Girald?
Speaker 1: How long have I been in this business? A long time?
Speaker 1: Many many years, many many years. I know what I'm
Speaker 1: doing it, I know what I'm doing. So we're not
Speaker 1: gonna mess this up? Are you kidding me? We got this.
Speaker 1: Let's start with you know, our segment tea Time with
Speaker 1: joannellis the hot topics. I'm letting y'all know the hottest
Speaker 1: news stories today in Urban America and regular America and
Speaker 1: Wife of America, all of it. We got our hottest
Speaker 1: news stories. So for our story, TikTok user baby Face
Speaker 1: posted a four cheese meccan cheese recipe that is cooked
Speaker 1: with a curling iron. That's crazy. This generation is lost.
Speaker 1: I don't know what to do about that. Okay, get
Speaker 1: this now. Soldier Boys second cousin is trending in the
Speaker 1: news right now. Somehow this kid has more followers than me.
Speaker 1: But whatever, some of them have to be fake, that's
Speaker 1: all I'm saying. You know, those followers definitely fake. You know,
Speaker 1: you know, people be buying followers. You're all. You can't
Speaker 1: believe anything in this world anymore. You can't anything, you
Speaker 1: can't clean to. Everything's fake. The butt's fake, the titties
Speaker 1: fake my but of course it's fake. My titty's absolutely fake.
Speaker 1: But that's neither here nor there anyway. Soldier Boys second
Speaker 1: cousins dead and Soldier Boys donating the proceeds of his
Speaker 1: game emulator for the funeral of this guy who somehow
Speaker 1: has more followers than me. Fixing Jesus, I'm sorry. Did
Speaker 1: he did he die? Yeah? No, he's dead. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: that that's the news story, is that soldier boys second
Speaker 1: cousin did get murdered. But you know, we're real sad
Speaker 1: about that. That's so sad. What happens to the followers?
Speaker 1: You know, I don't know? That is something that I
Speaker 1: would love to I would love to sit Mike Zuckerberger
Speaker 1: and sit him down and ask him what happens to
Speaker 1: the followers after you die? You have to add, I
Speaker 1: gotta ask you in my one on one the girl
Speaker 1: who looks just like you that we don't talk about.
Speaker 1: That we don't talk about anymore. Okay, because again again, Gerald,
Speaker 1: I have two rules. Get my name pronounced right, and
Speaker 1: not to bring up that girl that looks exactly like me.
Speaker 1: And you're broke them immediately. You know, I'm so sick.
Speaker 1: I'm talking to the New York State Department of Labor.
Speaker 1: That's the only reason about why you deserve unemployment. That's
Speaker 1: the only reason I haven't fired you yet. But dog,
Speaker 1: you're on thin ice. And also, yes, everyone knows that
Speaker 1: Mark Zuckerberger has a crush on that bitch who looks
Speaker 1: exactly like me. I'm not sure if I can cuss
Speaker 1: on syndicated radio like my heart. But here we go.
Speaker 1: That's neither here nor there. Also, yes, so your boys
Speaker 1: second cousin's dead by that game emulator. Five of the
Speaker 1: proceeds are going to it R I P. And also,
Speaker 1: you know, my mom told me, I'm gonna say you listen,
Speaker 1: you gotta enjoy your followers. Why you can, because I
Speaker 1: can't take that with you after you die. I think
Speaker 1: she was talking about money. You had something to say.
Speaker 1: I haven't set up through my estate that my my
Speaker 1: followers will be survived and passed on to my children.
Speaker 1: Oh not to me? Interesting? Oh yeah, interesting? I can
Speaker 1: I can edit the next story. Jenna Pinkett, Smith's brother's
Speaker 1: assistant with spotted canoodling with Succession actor Nicholas Braun. Y'all,
Speaker 1: what are these fucking stories? I don't even know who
Speaker 1: this is or what show he's on. You don't You
Speaker 1: don't watch Succession? No, I don't watch Succession? The funk
Speaker 1: are you talking about? That's a show. It's a it's
Speaker 1: a very it's a popular show. Yeah, very popular. Oh
Speaker 1: you know what, I'm I'm sorry, I'm lying. Um. I
Speaker 1: was watching the news in January six. I didn't even
Speaker 1: you know, obviously this man must be one of those
Speaker 1: writers rioters is that took over the capital. You know,
Speaker 1: that's what you gotta You gotta be careful with so
Speaker 1: white people because you don't know where they were in
Speaker 1: January sex. But the first thing when I meet a
Speaker 1: white person, I'm like, yo, where were you on January six?
Speaker 1: Because you gotta be careful. So that's good to know
Speaker 1: that Jada pikeets to his brother's assistant is sucking with
Speaker 1: an secessionists and in secessionists and and in secessionists. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's ah, that's what you know. That's I didn't even
Speaker 1: know that word until January six. So you're so creative.
Speaker 1: That's one of the things I like about you. Okay,
Speaker 1: and that's why you got rehired again. Beyonce's high schools
Speaker 1: chemistry partner says, you know what, Beyonce, we're sneakers to
Speaker 1: school twice. Not so glam after all, Beyonce. Honestly embarrassing.
Speaker 1: It's embarrassing, but honestly, I just okay, I'm gonna be
Speaker 1: real with you. I don't know who the funk came
Speaker 1: up with these stories. I'm more missed that every single
Speaker 1: person that we mentioned Gerald, I'm gonna need to talk
Speaker 1: to you after Did you come up with these stories?
Speaker 1: Was that your intern? Was it one of your children? Look,
Speaker 1: I thought this would be a good rundown. I thought
Speaker 1: you had a lot of things to say. I thought
Speaker 1: you did a great job with it. I need to
Speaker 1: get better on my end, and I will absolutely who's
Speaker 1: getting better me? I'm perfect. It's you. Don't change nothing
Speaker 1: change nothing change nothing change nothing. See everything keep it real.
Speaker 1: Everything's keep everything real except for the ascent titties and
Speaker 1: the waist and lives. Our final story, Auntie Time is Uh,
Speaker 1: the former CEO of Rock Room Shoes is ex wife's
Speaker 1: card was declined at the California Pizza Kitchen in the
Speaker 1: South Coast Plazza Mall in Orange County, California. It seemed
Speaker 1: to be uh declined because she mistyped her zip code
Speaker 1: and then they ran it again and it worked. Really, Gerald,
Speaker 1: we really got to do something about these things. The
Speaker 1: slow newsday, it's if there's nothing happening right now. What
Speaker 1: the Smith family hasn't said anything embarrassing about their kids
Speaker 1: or anything like that. They haven't said anything about their
Speaker 1: sex labs, whether they opened it closed, it left it halfway.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I find that hard to believe, Girald,
Speaker 1: I don't I find that hard to believe. Okay, because
Speaker 1: have you when was the last time you went to
Speaker 1: a rectam shoes? Do you want me to answer that? Honestly,
Speaker 1: I I wouldn't expect anything else. I was there, I
Speaker 1: was there yesterday. Okay, well you know there yesterday. Glad
Speaker 1: that I'm also glad that you're employed again because now
Speaker 1: you can afford to go to a real sue store. Anyway,
Speaker 1: For our final segment of Tea Time with janellis what
Speaker 1: do you have every time you have some tea? A crumpet?
Speaker 1: And that's why we're gonna end the segment every week
Speaker 1: with the crumpet of the week. And you know, we
Speaker 1: bring something, you know, real, real, crumbling, real real can
Speaker 1: be avery at times that mostly not and uh, you know,
Speaker 1: some something real whack like who cares about a crumpet?
Speaker 1: But you get it with t you know. And obviously
Speaker 1: the crumpet of the week is h Harris, my ex husband.
Speaker 1: You know, I know that there's allegations right now of
Speaker 1: of his cheating. There's allegations right now with our alleged
Speaker 1: arson you know, it's not my fault. They didn't have
Speaker 1: my shoes side. But crumpet of the week is Harris. Yo,
Speaker 1: Harris farted so bad that I heard it from his
Speaker 1: mistress house. You know that just embarrassing. So Harris, if
Speaker 1: you're listening, everyone knows that you farted and it's just gross.
Speaker 1: And you know he's listening. We know he's listening. That
Speaker 1: that man got none better to do than to listen
Speaker 1: to me. Seven he's sitting in his car, he's writing
Speaker 1: us letters. He thinks. We don't know if that is Harris.
Speaker 1: We know it's you, Harris. We know it's harrorist and
Speaker 1: you know what, whatever, okay, because we all know who's
Speaker 1: paying your bills. It's me. He's in the past. That's
Speaker 1: why the rear view is bigger. That's why the rear
Speaker 1: view is bigger. That's why the rear view bigger than what.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, the rear view is bigger than forward view.
Speaker 1: I don't think that's true. Yo, what's up? This is
Speaker 1: grawl and you're listening to the Janelle's Ja Show. All right, everyone,
Speaker 1: welcome back to the Janelle's Jay Show. I'm very excited
Speaker 1: for our next guest. I've been dying to talk to
Speaker 1: him and see what's on this man's mind. He's Hollywood
Speaker 1: actor turn director. He's easy on the eyes. But let
Speaker 1: me tell you his latest movie something Everyone give it
Speaker 1: up for. Otis Carter, the second director of Homemade Cooking. Wow.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much to know it's it's an honor
Speaker 1: to be here and I'm so excited to talk about
Speaker 1: this film. I think it is making waves. Sure, waves
Speaker 1: is uh, you know, it is waves in the way
Speaker 1: that you know, um, black mediocrity is a wave of itself,
Speaker 1: you know it does It is important for for black
Speaker 1: people to to not do movies that are greater groundbreaking,
Speaker 1: and I feel like you may have accomplished that with this.
Speaker 1: M uh. Oh, I see you're like in the sense
Speaker 1: that you know it it uh. It isn't necessarily treading
Speaker 1: new ground, but it is familiar and um under and
Speaker 1: relatable to to the masses, and therefore can really inject
Speaker 1: the story that you know, I wanted to tell I
Speaker 1: kind it right? Is that kind of mean? Uh? No,
Speaker 1: I just mean that it's not a good film at all. Uh. Really,
Speaker 1: I think the point is to be nice. I think
Speaker 1: the message of this thing is to be nice to
Speaker 1: white people no matter what they do to you. And
Speaker 1: I mean there's really no radical politics at all. I
Speaker 1: have no understanding of what you're trying to accomplish. I
Speaker 1: would even say that, you know, it's not a story
Speaker 1: that has been told. It maybe a story that somebody,
Speaker 1: are you such black people black? If you uh, you know,
Speaker 1: you know, that's just you know, that's my opinion. And
Speaker 1: again we come on the show to hear my opinion,
Speaker 1: but also my opinion has been informed because I I
Speaker 1: did used to date both Quentin Tarantino and Werner Herzog
Speaker 1: in the nineties. But you know, yeah, I'm sorry, are
Speaker 1: you taking That's neither here nor there. Let's talk about
Speaker 1: this film and what were you So why do you
Speaker 1: make this film? And let's talk a little bit about
Speaker 1: what the plot that you were trying to go for was. Uh. Wow,
Speaker 1: I don't I feel like I'm being pun Uh there's
Speaker 1: a like a roast battle or or something. Uh no, Uh,
Speaker 1: of course this film it has a I think a
Speaker 1: very intriguing plot. Um so Uh Trevor played by mihrsha
Speaker 1: Ali of course comes comes down. I know, great one
Speaker 1: of the greatest actors of our generation. I think he
Speaker 1: would agree done such fantastic films, uh like Green Book.
Speaker 1: Wow that if that's the film? Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: best Best Picture winner. And he he his father is
Speaker 1: dying and he has to go home, uh and take
Speaker 1: care of him. And his father has owned a restaurant
Speaker 1: that he decided he wasn't going to keep on the
Speaker 1: family business. But in the in in the process of
Speaker 1: his father dying, um, he realizes how much uh this
Speaker 1: restaurant means to the town. Uh, and he decides to
Speaker 1: take it over. And this restaurant actually is a pivotal
Speaker 1: place for a horrible racial incident happens and there needs
Speaker 1: to be healing, you know, because this town is very segregated.
Speaker 1: And what we use is cooking, because food is the
Speaker 1: great equalizer. We all need to eat it, we all
Speaker 1: have to poop it, and uh we all love to
Speaker 1: talk about it. And and then that's what that's what
Speaker 1: the movie is about. It's called homemade cooking. And I
Speaker 1: really hope everyone in their families catches it over the
Speaker 1: Christmas break. I'm sorry, I I can't bully. I mean, okay,
Speaker 1: so that's right, that that that's what you were trying
Speaker 1: to accomplish. But yeah, again, you know you have someone
Speaker 1: as strong as Marchela. But really it's kind of it's
Speaker 1: kind of difficult to you know, the cinematography that you're using.
Speaker 1: It's just not you're not lighting him correctly. You know,
Speaker 1: his his skin is looking a little off color. Like
Speaker 1: it was concerning because for such an important piece. I'm like,
Speaker 1: did you get a lighting crew though? Like Black Splint,
Speaker 1: I got the one of the best cinematographers in the game.
Speaker 1: Um Alan uh McAllister, Uh he is, Yeah, he's done.
Speaker 1: That guy is so hacked. What did he do? What
Speaker 1: are the clerks? Oh? Yeah, I mean yes, that that's
Speaker 1: where he got his start. But he's done great films,
Speaker 1: uh like. Uh he did the film with the Benedict Cumberbatch,
Speaker 1: the World War Two Uh film? Oh god, okay, yeah exactly, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: so terrible. I guess you couldn't see anything in that
Speaker 1: film either. That film you the lighting was not good.
Speaker 1: I found the shot that you did really just just try.
Speaker 1: But you know, again, I want to know a little
Speaker 1: bit about why you had Brian Cranson played the police officer.
Speaker 1: Oh well, Brian of course, Uh, wonderful actor. Uh like,
Speaker 1: has a great turn as a paraplegic. Uh. And the
Speaker 1: the upside is that what was called I'm pretty good
Speaker 1: at remembering movies. Uh. We had Brian played because we
Speaker 1: needed someone who audiences could understand how someone who they
Speaker 1: thought was so bad I could have a heart of gold,
Speaker 1: you know. And of course Brian has a has an
Speaker 1: incredible scene where he spits in mahrchela space. Um yeah,
Speaker 1: that scene was incredible. Ye okay, yeah, and and says
Speaker 1: you take that, uh, you dirty monkey, and Mahrchela, instead
Speaker 1: of punching back, wipes the spit off his space and
Speaker 1: licks it. And in that moment, Brian Cranston sheds a
Speaker 1: tear because he realizes, wow, we all need sustenance. And
Speaker 1: they sit down and have a slice of sweet potato pie,
Speaker 1: which for my white friends, that's our equivalent to pumpkin pie. Uh,
Speaker 1: it's it's a little black you know, highlight there. I
Speaker 1: like to I like to add in black culture to
Speaker 1: to my films. Yeah, you know that so much of
Speaker 1: what you said is so incredibly disturbing. I would ask
Speaker 1: how this got greenlit in the first place, but we
Speaker 1: all know, uh that why I got greenlight? Uh wow,
Speaker 1: I just Yeah, the spit scene really was disturbing to me. Again,
Speaker 1: you know, I think you bring up a good point
Speaker 1: is that this entire film was under the lens of
Speaker 1: white audiences. And I think the message with again no
Speaker 1: radical politics at all, uh, is just really about how
Speaker 1: the onus of racism and ending racism is on black people.
Speaker 1: And I cannot agree with you less. And uh, you know,
Speaker 1: I think that I don't know if I would say that,
Speaker 1: I would say it's on all of us as human beings. Okay, okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's just the race at the end of the day
Speaker 1: is a construct, just like yeah. Uh. And and if
Speaker 1: we come to realize that in each of us is
Speaker 1: a human being just trying to eat and survive, then
Speaker 1: I think we can grow past the superficial differences. Um
Speaker 1: that that set us hard like uh like sweet potato
Speaker 1: bye and pumpkin by. Uh. Well, let's take a hard
Speaker 1: left on that, because listen, this conversation is not going anywhere.
Speaker 1: You might be one of the dumbest people I've ever
Speaker 1: talked to. And I just interviewed Tyree's two weeks ago,
Speaker 1: so that's saying a lot. But let's uh, you know,
Speaker 1: let's let's take a hard pivot and uh, you know,
Speaker 1: talk about some of the fun things of this film,
Speaker 1: because obviously we're not going to agree on anything race
Speaker 1: or anything kind of critically thinking at all, or film
Speaker 1: or or or coloring. So let's talk about some fun
Speaker 1: anecdotes from this film. Homemade cooking. Okay, um, sure, I
Speaker 1: mean well there is ah, well, there is a little hot,
Speaker 1: spicy sex scene. Uh, within the middle of the film. Uh. Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's talk about that sex scene. So mah Herschela has
Speaker 1: just opened up his shop restaurant, of course, and a
Speaker 1: down trodden white woman uh comes in and says, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I must have the wrong address. Uh, this
Speaker 1: is not the restaurant I was looking for. But he says, well,
Speaker 1: how about a cup of coffee before you get on
Speaker 1: your way? And she says great, I like mine black,
Speaker 1: and uh they share a little look and we kind
Speaker 1: of cut to a nice romantic scene uh of them
Speaker 1: making love. Yeah, you see, this is where I have
Speaker 1: an issue. You wanted to talk about this, Actually, let's
Speaker 1: go there. Obviously the sex scene was directed and written
Speaker 1: by someone in the male days. Uh, this is not
Speaker 1: real at all, Like it's it's mind bogged into me
Speaker 1: that you find this even remotely romantic. There was no
Speaker 1: for playing uh, no kind of trust. There was nothing.
Speaker 1: There was not even like a consensual conversation. The camera
Speaker 1: angles were not great right just of her, but kind
Speaker 1: of kind of like leering up. You didn't like that one. No,
Speaker 1: I did not like the camera angle of the white
Speaker 1: woman's But anyway, again, the scene itself was so quick
Speaker 1: that there was no way that you can just tell
Speaker 1: that the director. I'm just watching this and like, has
Speaker 1: the director ever made a woman come? And obviously the
Speaker 1: answer is no. But you know, I mean in my experience, uh,
Speaker 1: you know, making love, it's short and sweet, you know,
Speaker 1: it's uh you know less. You know, I think what
Speaker 1: an average about forty five seconds in um it's passionate.
Speaker 1: But it's not about the duration. It's about, you know,
Speaker 1: the quality of the spice. That sounds terrible. I can't
Speaker 1: believe we had this conversation. All right, Any last things
Speaker 1: for anyone who's still not completely unconvinced to watch this
Speaker 1: uh film, some may say, I know, Vernon, I think
Speaker 1: this might this might tickle your fancy. Uh. There is
Speaker 1: a moment in here where a white professor stands up
Speaker 1: for me Herschela and winds up saving the restaurant. And
Speaker 1: I really love of that moment of this white man
Speaker 1: saying in the restaurant because it shows that we have
Speaker 1: allies and the ally ship that we have with white
Speaker 1: communities can make us stronger. That's so bad, that's so wrong,
Speaker 1: that's so that's I can't believe that's the point in Again,
Speaker 1: not surprised that you got this greenlit, not surprised if
Speaker 1: this wins any awards, but just know on the Jannell's
Speaker 1: j Show, this is an absolute flop. Uh, and you
Speaker 1: know you need you ask the rest and for making
Speaker 1: this film. Um, well thanks for talking about this film.
Speaker 1: I don't recommend it to anyone, but that's just you know,
Speaker 1: we do live in America. So you know, I don't
Speaker 1: understand why you asked me on the show. Well you
Speaker 1: know I heard radio said I had to in you
Speaker 1: on whatever, So I don't know either. But I'm glad
Speaker 1: that you were a good sport about this. And uh,
Speaker 1: you know you will probably get money to make films again,
Speaker 1: but I won't be watching any But you know, let's
Speaker 1: talk about gossip. Let's talk about let's have some fun here.
Speaker 1: We've been I know I've been really nailing you and
Speaker 1: uh what we love on this show. People like to
Speaker 1: keep it real again. Like I said, everything real on me.
Speaker 1: Everything's real about me except for my ass and titties
Speaker 1: of waste and face. I wanted to bring up our
Speaker 1: next segment. We brought receipts and that's where we actually
Speaker 1: have your big transactions. Yeah, we have your bank transactions
Speaker 1: and want to force you to answer to them. And
Speaker 1: you know it will be real fun. So let's get
Speaker 1: into it. Um, last Monday, you spent two hundred and
Speaker 1: forty three dollars Trader Joe's. What's up with that? What
Speaker 1: do you mean? What's up with it? So it's groceries.
Speaker 1: I'm buying groceries for the week. I don't understand what.
Speaker 1: That's a lot of everything, bagels season and you know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Okay, I like hosting. I have people over.
Speaker 1: You know why I work in Hollywood, Hie, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: get it all right. Invasion of privacy? Okay, Uh, well
Speaker 1: the next or your the next thing? Man, we see
Speaker 1: that you went to Walmart two wednesdays ago and you
Speaker 1: spent what you get if you must know I bought
Speaker 1: up a day Wow, the Walmart brand BI Day. Don't
Speaker 1: tell our sponsors, Tishy, you know what I'm saying. Wow? Okay,
Speaker 1: Now I see here you spend nineties seven dollars and
Speaker 1: fifty two cents. I'm bevil razors. Yeah. Well, see the
Speaker 1: thing is, I have a hairy back, and I don't
Speaker 1: like I don't like mechanics razors, electric razors. They they
Speaker 1: scare me, the noise, the feel of them. So you
Speaker 1: know that's what the Gene's Jay Show is all about.
Speaker 1: Dropping bub You heard it first, otis otis car. The
Speaker 1: second has a hairy back, and you only heard it
Speaker 1: here first because of the we brought receipt segments. Let's
Speaker 1: keep it going, Harry as back. Uh. You know you
Speaker 1: wanted to promote your day to a black audience. Here
Speaker 1: you go. Now you must subject yourself to being embarrassed.
Speaker 1: The next few things we got here are transactions on Venmo.
Speaker 1: I hear you say you spend sixty on Venmo to Sarah,
Speaker 1: eighty dollars on Venmo to Jake, and then ten dollars
Speaker 1: on cash up. So let's talk about the drugs you're
Speaker 1: buying on Venmo. Honey, no, no, yeah, that's a nice
Speaker 1: try not buying drugs, all right. Uh. Sarah is my
Speaker 1: massuse okay, okay uh? And Jake is my house cleaner,
Speaker 1: and which I think is pretty progressive. I have a
Speaker 1: white man named Jake who cleans my house. So take
Speaker 1: that to the to the Black Bank, if you will. Again,
Speaker 1: you know you're so far removed from anything that the
Speaker 1: black community is doing that. I'm sure you do think
Speaker 1: that it is progressive and transformative to have a white
Speaker 1: person cleaning your house. But the next transaction shows that
Speaker 1: you're just as corny as all the other people in
Speaker 1: Black Hollywood. I see you got a five do I'm deposit,
Speaker 1: I'm corny. I hang out with Will Smith. I'd have
Speaker 1: you now, So who's corny? Now? One of the coolest
Speaker 1: people on the planet I've seen here. You've got five
Speaker 1: thousand dollar deposit from Tyler Perry Studios. Let's talk about that.
Speaker 1: What's going on? Sure? Actually, i'd be glad to talk
Speaker 1: about a Tyler Perry of Black Vision Area has his
Speaker 1: own studios in Atlanta, Georgia. I mean making so many
Speaker 1: jobs for the black community, underpaid jobs. Well, is five
Speaker 1: thousand dollars under paid for a page screenplay. Um, yes,
Speaker 1: wait what it's severely underpay. That's what. Wait you sold
Speaker 1: something and he paid you five thousand dollars. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: wrote a I wrote a I wrote a tier of
Speaker 1: Perry film. He said, and you know, I mean we
Speaker 1: decided to do without agents, so I didn't have to
Speaker 1: pay the ten percent and he bumped up my pay
Speaker 1: from five thousand. Uh no, that's that is that is
Speaker 1: I mean, how much do you make from this radio show?
Speaker 1: It's not it's not doubt. It's five thousand dollars. I
Speaker 1: think it is actually five thousand dollars an episode that
Speaker 1: I make from this radio show. And oh I do
Speaker 1: it one every day. You make five thousand dollars a day. Yeah,
Speaker 1: times a week. It took me two years to write
Speaker 1: the screenplay. Well, honey, everyone loves a good slice of pie.
Speaker 1: That's what you said in your movie Home Cookie. Uh well,
Speaker 1: I guess you gotta get a new age. And thank
Speaker 1: you so much for coming on our show. Otis Carter
Speaker 1: is a second. I hope you re evaluate everything that
Speaker 1: you're talking about, but if not, tell your agent. Thank
Speaker 1: you for giving us your bay statement. And this has
Speaker 1: been we brought receipts the Jannellis J Show. I'm Your Girl,
Speaker 1: Jannellis J. All right, everyone, now we have our final
Speaker 1: segment of today's show, the segment that y'all all love
Speaker 1: and no called Hope Fuel. This is really just a
Speaker 1: message to all my haters, and you know it is something.
Speaker 1: I know everyone's going into your week and you're trying
Speaker 1: to think of things that will help you get through it.
Speaker 1: And I know that, like people love me because I'm
Speaker 1: super relatable and this is relatable to everyone sharing this,
Speaker 1: and I know that hearing this might change the course
Speaker 1: of your week. So I'm here to do the people's
Speaker 1: business and the whole fuel this week. I just want
Speaker 1: to let you know, Harris know again fuck you. I
Speaker 1: know you sucked my cousin. I truly cannot stand you.
Speaker 1: And uh, you know, when I see you again, we
Speaker 1: have a really great lawyer team, and I know, let's say,
Speaker 1: quote unquote, when I see you allegedly again unquote, um,
Speaker 1: you know, I'll have something for you. And you know
Speaker 1: everyone's like me. I'm just the average human being who
Speaker 1: has a leeching husband that's made that's completely stoled their
Speaker 1: entire estate and it's paying and purchased a house for
Speaker 1: my their mistress with their money. You know, I know
Speaker 1: that that's everyday people problems. Some I know y'all feel me, audience,
Speaker 1: I know y'all get it. I know y'all know what's
Speaker 1: going on. And yeah, that is uh the whole fuel
Speaker 1: of the week. And uh, you know, just again, fuck
Speaker 1: Harris and I'm never taking you back, So thank you
Speaker 1: so much. This was another episode of the genealousy issue.