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Speaker 2: You and I had very similar mornings, very similar mornings.

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Speaker 2: this morning she did not have a fever. I don't

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Speaker 2: She has left work for as long as I've known her.

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Speaker 2: I uh go, I go make Scarlet's her bath. Bath

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Speaker 1: What do you need?

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Speaker 2: I need thailand all, I need ice, I need.

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Speaker 2: That's where I was at, damn near black face. I

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Speaker 2: And I washed all the bottles and I prepped everything,

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Speaker 1: You, shout out daycare. Do an extra day.

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Speaker 2: Oh do you have one hundred ten dollars you got

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Speaker 2: That's turning shit and the elimonade son, yes, And I

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Speaker 2: say all of that to say, no one's coming to

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Speaker 2: save you. And that's just a that's a day at

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Speaker 1: It's a day at the Office's parents out there hearing

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Speaker 1: I actually have a comment right here from Eli McCarthy

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Speaker 1: good one right here. This one's on YouTube. So get YouTube, Spotify, Instagram, Twitter,

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Speaker 1: It's pure freaking chaos. Good. The nephew is being an

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Speaker 1: All the chaos and meltdowns are worth the special memories

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Speaker 1: and smiles on wifey and baby Girl's face. Keep up

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Speaker 1: the good work, bet six. This show truly was a

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Speaker 2: Good morning for Northwest Arkansas. You sickos nanny called in

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Speaker 2: sick today. Good, I'm I'm home with a moody two

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Speaker 2: and a half year old girl and a teething seven

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Speaker 2: month old.

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Speaker 4: Good.

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Speaker 1: I gotta work at night shift tonight. Good love you boys.

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Speaker 1: PT sicko, he's grinding, he's grinding. Would you tell him earlier?

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Speaker 1: Nobody is coming to save you.

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Speaker 2: And Layman knows that more than anyone.

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Speaker 1: A sicko, a true sicko. It's just a simple one

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Speaker 1: right here. Michael A b yes, sir, e h a

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Speaker 1: b y. I've been seeing underscore on YouTube, been seeing

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Speaker 1: him everywhere everywhere. Need more night episodes, l m ao.

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Speaker 2: My mom asked me if I was drunk last week

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Speaker 2: called me and asked me if I was drunk.

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Speaker 1: I said no, I was delirious. Mother, we were hanging on.

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Speaker 1: We're hanging on, hanging on.

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Speaker 2: She said, it wasn't a bad performance, you just seemed

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Speaker 2: a little extra. Goofy lines. Fan seventy three on YouTube said,

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Speaker 2: will I will raise you one with the poop story.

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Speaker 2: Daughter didn't make it to the toilet in time and

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Speaker 2: dropped a deuce on the bathroom floor. I go upstairs

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Speaker 2: for two minutes, come back down and the turt is gone.

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Speaker 1: All good.

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Speaker 2: I asked the kid where it went, and she literally

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Speaker 2: points at our dog. I turn around.

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Speaker 1: The dog is licking its lips and immediately runs to

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Speaker 1: its cage.

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Speaker 2: Pody is fucking crazy. Body trading and dogs aren't for

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Speaker 2: the week.

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Speaker 1: He had one where she was doing bath time over

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Speaker 1: the weekend when we were in uh we were doing

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Speaker 1: the Old Cast in Atlanta, and Rue had to go

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Speaker 1: potty while she was in bath time. She's like, mom my,

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Speaker 1: I gotta go poop. But she she picks Ru up

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Speaker 1: and as she picks RU up to transfer to the

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Speaker 1: toilet or three year old, she drops it two right

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Speaker 1: there on the floor. Come on, all the way over.

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Speaker 1: It was just coming out. Come on, she couldn't hold

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Speaker 1: it in, just drops a I think a durable a

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Speaker 1: durable piece right there on the carpet, just like good daddy,

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Speaker 1: I heard that. That's my girl. That's my girl. Good

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Speaker 1: route simple one here from Rico getting dough nine sixteen.

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Speaker 1: This has got to be a good break right here.

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Speaker 1: Rico getting dough st sixer. Checking in great podcast, always

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Speaker 1: looking forward to a new episode. Shout out the boys

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Speaker 1: St six ers that you're seeing team six led by Chef. Right,

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Speaker 1: there's chef there you go. Rico getting dough, Rico getting dough.

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Speaker 1: I have one from Tim Reams. My name is Tim Rems. Hey,

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Speaker 1: how are you.

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Speaker 2: I've been in professional Oh shout out Rizzo apparently has

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Speaker 2: been throwing our stuff everywhere in the MLB. Because we

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Speaker 2: got it, we got another MLB guy, Tim Reams. He said, hey,

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Speaker 2: how are you? My name is Tim Reens. I've been

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Speaker 2: in professional baseball since twenty twelve. For the last seven years,

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Speaker 2: I've been at the major league level as a big

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Speaker 2: league bullpen catcher. My wife and I just had our

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Speaker 2: first child, a baby boy. He's four months old, and

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Speaker 2: he is our first Any advice. We love listening to

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Speaker 2: the podcast as well. I look forward to hearing from

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Speaker 2: you guys soon. Tim Rems, Yo.

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Speaker 1: That is awesome. Just casually writing in writing a comment,

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Speaker 1: he casually also, I played professional baseball. I'm in the MLB.

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Speaker 2: Correct me if I'm wrong, Darren. He casually bought a

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Speaker 2: bunch of merch too, did he not? Was he the

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Speaker 2: MLB player that also storied like merch on his story?

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Speaker 2: I believe he got some busts and.

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Speaker 1: Eighty's to double check that.

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Speaker 5: We had a first form athlete who was a hockey

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Speaker 5: player buy some stuff too.

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Speaker 1: But I can I can I'll make a list of

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Speaker 1: all our people.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, form energy.

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Speaker 1: What was the advice he said that he has. How

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Speaker 1: old is theirs?

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Speaker 2: Four months old?

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Speaker 1: Four months old? This is up your rally, like you know,

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Speaker 1: for me, if I'm remembering again, the time flies. So

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Speaker 1: the fact that Scotty's won Roust three, I like think

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Speaker 1: back to those dog days of a four month old

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Speaker 1: four month old, like he's right around. Are we getting

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Speaker 1: him down for twelve hours at a night. Are you

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Speaker 1: still doing the night feeds? That's like a war that's

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Speaker 1: going on. Yes, because four months is around where they

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Speaker 1: can sleep through the night. If you've been, if you've

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Speaker 1: been doing any of the sleep training philosophies that are

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Speaker 1: out there.

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Speaker 2: I would say this to Tim because this is my

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Speaker 2: lesson of the week as well.

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Speaker 1: And we'll get into this.

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Speaker 2: But if anybody knows this more, it's going to be

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Speaker 2: Tim Raims, who is a bullpen catcher. There are sometimes

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Speaker 2: when you are down and out and you got to

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Speaker 2: call in the lefty and you got to get them

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Speaker 2: warmed up. You gotta be ready to go in there

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Speaker 2: and not only pitch a hell of the game, but

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Speaker 2: you could even win the game. Be ready for when

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Speaker 2: they call the lefty and get you in there, because

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Speaker 2: my my wife is an absolute sicko. And this morning

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Speaker 2: and last night reminded me of that, of just like,

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Speaker 2: holy shit, there is so much that I have to

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Speaker 2: do to cover for my wife. She is kicking, asked

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Speaker 2: daily how does.

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Speaker 1: She do it?

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Speaker 2: And you're on the mound now, and I'm on the

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Speaker 2: mound now, And now it's like, Okay, not only am

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Speaker 2: I not only am I out here trying to win

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Speaker 2: the game, but it's for guts and glory too. Because

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Speaker 2: I'm looking at our uh, our formula thing, and it's

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Speaker 2: a different type of formula than what we've been using.

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Speaker 2: I'm second guessing myself. I'm like, yo, where's the usual, fam.

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Speaker 1: When you're looking around like a deer in headlights looking

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Speaker 1: at coach on the sideline or in the dugout, the

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Speaker 1: look back is this is what we prepare for week

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Speaker 1: in and week out. I don't know why you're staring

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Speaker 1: at me this, Nay, why are you looking at me?

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Speaker 1: There's formula right there. What are you gonna do? The

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Speaker 1: starter's hurt, The starter's is bad right now, Tarter's hurt.

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Speaker 1: This is the next man up mentality? Yeah, there should

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Speaker 1: be no drop off if you want to be a

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Speaker 1: big leaguer, there's no drop off when your number gets.

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Speaker 2: Called yes, And what kind of shit are you going

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Speaker 2: to be throwing on the mound? What kind of nasty

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Speaker 2: shit are you pitching?

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Speaker 1: And if you're one of those guys that's deer in

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Speaker 1: headlights looking around thinking you're prepared, thinking you're talking a

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Speaker 1: big game about that life and everything else, when the

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Speaker 1: starter goes out, how are you going to perform? And

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Speaker 1: if again, if you're looking around for somebody to save you,

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Speaker 1: you haven't been doing enough.

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Speaker 2: And there is going to be a four month old,

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Speaker 2: mean son of a bitch staring you down at home

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Speaker 2: plate saying what do you got?

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Speaker 1: Dad? As, what the fuck do you got?

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Speaker 2: Because I'm either going to and send it out of

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Speaker 2: the park or you're gonna strike this shit out?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, what you got? Yeah? Stan your nats in the

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Speaker 1: A gap staring at you in the A gap And

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Speaker 1: what I'll say too? It's like with the one in three.

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Speaker 1: Now I think back to those early months where it's

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Speaker 1: chaos at all time. There's the hard point, hard moments

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Speaker 1: throughout all of childhood, all of childhood. Now as a dad,

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Speaker 1: that h has. Youngest is now one who can walk.

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Speaker 1: Who looks at a cabinet, it's like, oh, hey, this

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Speaker 1: cabinet's unlocked. This cabinet's open, and there's everything's in the cabinet.

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Speaker 1: Why would everything be in the cabinet. Let me throw

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Speaker 1: it all over the goddamn living room.

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Speaker 2: Oh and hey, that's not a cabinet. I think that

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Speaker 2: might be a ladder.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh, all the cans and bottles of water and

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Speaker 1: everything is eye level here in the Patriot. What's it

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Speaker 1: doing on the shelf. It should be all over the floor.

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Speaker 1: Oh is that glass?

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Speaker 2: Let's see if I can break it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh, Dad had just filled up a fresh bowl

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Speaker 1: of water for waffle. She's not thirsty. She likes drinking

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Speaker 1: it off the floor. As that Dad. Seeing that now,

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Speaker 1: I just think to myself, cherish the times where they're

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Speaker 1: they're they're not mobile and you could just bounce them

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Speaker 1: in a little chair. Yeah, and watch the show whatever,

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Speaker 1: put the subtitles on it, whatever it is. They're immobile. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: enjoy those moments because it just gets more chaotic.

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Speaker 2: Oh, your dog shit and piss everywhere on the carpet.

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Speaker 2: But it's close enough to the changing table, that you

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Speaker 2: can put scarlet on the changing table and keep your

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Speaker 2: hand on scarlet while you clean good because what if

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Speaker 2: she's what if she's where would I put her?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and scott Zilla, anytime we're prepping the oven, doing

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Speaker 1: something on the stove, putting food in the oven, whatever

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Speaker 1: it is. Anytime she hears dinum, because we're getting everything

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Speaker 1: heated up, she can now get She's able to reach

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Speaker 1: all those knobs, so all she does. I set it

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Speaker 1: for three seventy five. She tries to wheel it to

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Speaker 1: five hundred. She's pressing buttons. Now I'm getting orange lights

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Speaker 1: blinking because the oven is shutting down or speaking a

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Speaker 1: language I don't understand, and I just gotta turn everything

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Speaker 1: off and wait for like five minutes until I'm like,

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Speaker 1: all right, let me see if I can heat up

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Speaker 1: this food again, or if I can get the oven preheated.

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Speaker 1: Because once she hears dinum, she's over there. She's mentioned

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Speaker 1: with the knobs and I looked down. I'm like, Scottie,

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Speaker 1: stop and she's just like looking up at me. I'm like, no, no,

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Speaker 1: you don't get it. Grab her by the arms, take

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Speaker 1: her over to the take her over to the living room,

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Speaker 1: sprint over to the oven, get the oven where I

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Speaker 1: want to, and then I just sit there like a

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Speaker 1: linebacker in the eight gap while she tries to walk over.

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Speaker 1: She tries to move, tries to like slide in between

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Speaker 1: my legs. She starts getting upset, and I'm like, this

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Speaker 1: is welcome to the show. You're not getting by the oven.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to the show.

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Speaker 1: It's one of those others too. It's like the knobs

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Speaker 1: are on like if I'm if this is the oven,

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Speaker 1: this is the top part you open the door to

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Speaker 1: go in. The knobs are like sitting right there on

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Speaker 1: the side, so she can kind of grab the handle

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Speaker 1: and mess with the knobs and push the buttons.

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Speaker 2: Oh perfect, God, Oh you're your house goes into auxiliary

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Speaker 2: heat because it's so cold outside and now your nursery's

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Speaker 2: eighty four degrees. If you think that your baby's gonna

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Speaker 2: die and you don't realize that till ten o'clock at night,

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Speaker 2: you don't do a good job of checking the nana

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Speaker 2: app because usually your wife does, but now she's dead.

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Speaker 2: If I went in there, I closed the heat vent

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Speaker 2: and I put a fan in there, and we got

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Speaker 2: down to seventy four real quick. Yeah, so, Tim, welcome

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Speaker 2: to the show. You've been in the show. You know

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Speaker 2: exactly what needs to be done. Be ready for when

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Speaker 2: they call them the lefty. Yeah, Tim, there's your advice.

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Speaker 2: Don't be the motherfucker deer in headlights staring at your

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Speaker 2: wife asking what do I do in this situation? Ask

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Speaker 2: your questions now as you're watching at home right now,

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Speaker 2: and you might be one of these dads.

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Speaker 1: Let the wife the milk team sixers. This is the

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Speaker 1: opportunity to or hey, this is what this is the

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Speaker 1: page I want you to be on and from that moment,

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Speaker 1: from that conversation, dad, sit there and listen this again.

647
00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:45,280
Speaker 1: They're the starters. We think we handle all this shit.

648
00:30:45,360 --> 00:30:48,360
Speaker 1: They know what it is for real. Yeah, you have

649
00:30:48,440 --> 00:30:50,680
Speaker 1: to figure out a way and get on their level.

650
00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:53,680
Speaker 1: I'd like to come home to a clean kitchen. I'd

651
00:30:53,680 --> 00:30:55,080
Speaker 1: like to come home when I'm out for an hour

652
00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:57,160
Speaker 1: and you're watching kids. You know, I love the toys

653
00:30:57,160 --> 00:30:59,400
Speaker 1: being picked up. I'd love for you to pick up

654
00:30:59,440 --> 00:31:03,479
Speaker 1: the toys. Yeah, how hard is that? I'm sitting there

655
00:31:03,520 --> 00:31:05,560
Speaker 1: last night watching Monday night football my watch, Like, could

656
00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:07,600
Speaker 1: you just not like you got a couple of toys, right?

657
00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:10,680
Speaker 1: Here on the floor, do you just you enjoy just

658
00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:13,000
Speaker 1: is it comfortable just sitting in the chaos or sitting

659
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:13,600
Speaker 1: around the clutter?

660
00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:15,800
Speaker 2: Hey, will do you just like looking at the toys

661
00:31:15,840 --> 00:31:16,360
Speaker 2: on the ground.

662
00:31:16,440 --> 00:31:19,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's on her hands and knees putting them in there.

663
00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:21,120
Speaker 1: And then that kind of guilty conscience work. I'm going

664
00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:23,160
Speaker 1: to continue to watch football because I've already kind of

665
00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:25,240
Speaker 1: made this bed, and just tell her I was born

666
00:31:25,280 --> 00:31:28,960
Speaker 1: in the chaos. This is easy for me. But usually

667
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:31,920
Speaker 1: it's like when she's up there, say say, I'm doing

668
00:31:31,960 --> 00:31:33,360
Speaker 1: Scotty and she's doing a rue and she has a

669
00:31:33,360 --> 00:31:34,920
Speaker 1: longer time with the ruin and I get done with Scotty,

670
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:37,720
Speaker 1: I come downstairs. I see toys on the flour. The game.

671
00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:41,440
Speaker 1: The mission men is get all the toys cleaned up,

672
00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:43,880
Speaker 1: put them under the table, put them back in cat whatever,

673
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:47,760
Speaker 1: the shelves, baskets, whatever, you guys have, Yeah, have that done.

674
00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:50,760
Speaker 1: So when they come down, it's a clean living room

675
00:31:50,840 --> 00:31:53,920
Speaker 1: and you got a fresh glass of ice water sitting

676
00:31:53,920 --> 00:31:57,200
Speaker 1: there for you, ready to roll. Let's go. That's what

677
00:31:57,280 --> 00:31:58,760
Speaker 1: it is, boys, That's what it is.

678
00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:02,600
Speaker 2: And when and when you're four month old takes a

679
00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:06,000
Speaker 2: deep seven hundred foot bomb. It's a homer off. You

680
00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:09,640
Speaker 2: don't don't go like this, don't go hold little shit.

681
00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:11,400
Speaker 2: Oh fuck yeah.

682
00:32:11,440 --> 00:32:13,920
Speaker 1: And when your numbers called for bath time, because it

683
00:32:13,960 --> 00:32:16,600
Speaker 1: will be it will, you gotta be ready to go.

684
00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:19,000
Speaker 1: I'm still the dad that if I can get away

685
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:21,240
Speaker 1: of another day at bath time without mom bringing it up,

686
00:32:21,920 --> 00:32:24,000
Speaker 1: I might try to sneak in another day at bathtime.

687
00:32:24,480 --> 00:32:28,600
Speaker 1: I was not taking a bath a hundred But when

688
00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:30,920
Speaker 1: Mom's like, oh it's let's just say, hey, it's Sunday,

689
00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:33,160
Speaker 1: they need a bathtey, or they went swimming lesson today,

690
00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:36,880
Speaker 1: they need a bath. Once that said, you're ready to

691
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:39,080
Speaker 1: pick up and do your thing, Hey, I will. I

692
00:32:39,120 --> 00:32:41,400
Speaker 1: will execute bath time because again even for a four

693
00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:43,040
Speaker 1: or five month old, like even for the young ones,

694
00:32:43,080 --> 00:32:44,560
Speaker 1: they just sit in a little thing. You get them wet.

695
00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:47,479
Speaker 1: It's a very fast bath routine. If you toys get

696
00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:49,959
Speaker 1: involved in there, they love to swim, they love the splash.

697
00:32:50,040 --> 00:32:52,000
Speaker 1: Now you're negotiating how long you're gonna stay. Do you

698
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:53,760
Speaker 1: want dad and to pull the drain? And you want

699
00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:58,920
Speaker 1: to pull the drain. But what women are really saying

700
00:33:00,320 --> 00:33:02,960
Speaker 1: is they would like you to just be the guy

701
00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:05,360
Speaker 1: who says, you know what I think, tonight's bath. Now

702
00:33:05,360 --> 00:33:07,600
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go give him a bath. I haven't got

703
00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:09,960
Speaker 1: to that point yet, and hand up, I can just

704
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,280
Speaker 1: say it. As Charles's listening. She knows that I'm not

705
00:33:12,360 --> 00:33:14,560
Speaker 1: that guy. I had the buster chops the other night

706
00:33:14,920 --> 00:33:19,160
Speaker 1: when I was getting ready for bed, and she reached

707
00:33:19,160 --> 00:33:20,800
Speaker 1: out to the monitor and was looking at the monitor,

708
00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:23,040
Speaker 1: looking at Rue Ruse. She now has her own little

709
00:33:23,080 --> 00:33:25,800
Speaker 1: twin bed, right, so no sides or none of that stuff.

710
00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:29,480
Speaker 1: And so Charles was like, looks like Ru's about to

711
00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:31,240
Speaker 1: fall off the bed and kind of like makes a chuckle,

712
00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:32,800
Speaker 1: and I just look at her. I was like, does

713
00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:35,000
Speaker 1: this mean you want me to go up there and

714
00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:37,440
Speaker 1: adjusts Rue or are you just making that comment. We're

715
00:33:37,440 --> 00:33:38,960
Speaker 1: gonna kind of laugh out out and I'm gonna crawl

716
00:33:38,960 --> 00:33:40,440
Speaker 1: in bed. We're gonna snuggle together and way to go

717
00:33:40,440 --> 00:33:43,960
Speaker 1: to sleep. Yeah, yeah, because I don't. She's like yeah yeah.

718
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:45,320
Speaker 1: She's like, I mean you can't if you want. And

719
00:33:45,360 --> 00:33:47,760
Speaker 1: I'm like, you gotta tell you have to tell me. Women, Hey,

720
00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:50,560
Speaker 1: we can't read your minds, Like, you have to tell me.

721
00:33:50,760 --> 00:33:52,840
Speaker 1: I know of a couple things, Charle, does it. I

722
00:33:53,520 --> 00:33:57,080
Speaker 1: I just know when my number is being called. Yeah,

723
00:33:57,200 --> 00:34:00,200
Speaker 1: like Charo, get home, We'll get home. We went hook

724
00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:02,680
Speaker 1: pictures with sand It the other day. We get home.

725
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:05,280
Speaker 1: Charles wanted to change into her comfy clothes, like get

726
00:34:05,360 --> 00:34:07,960
Speaker 1: you know, dressed down everything else, and she just says

727
00:34:07,960 --> 00:34:11,160
Speaker 1: to Rue out loud, Rue, I gotta go change right now.

728
00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:14,400
Speaker 1: And I also still have to clean out the backpack.

729
00:34:15,640 --> 00:34:17,279
Speaker 1: I also still have to clean up the backpack. So

730
00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:19,480
Speaker 1: whenever I change and clean out the backpack, then we

731
00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:22,240
Speaker 1: can play together me. That's cue. I'm on the couch

732
00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:24,479
Speaker 1: right now, phones in my hand, or maybe I'm getting

733
00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:28,879
Speaker 1: the game on because it's it's Sunday. Yeah, I think

734
00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:31,760
Speaker 1: in my head, Oh, this right here is cue. Gentlemen,

735
00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:36,680
Speaker 1: go clean out the backpack. That's Charles's doing something. Charl

736
00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:40,600
Speaker 1: might be putting away the leftovers in the fridge. And

737
00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:43,600
Speaker 1: I'm sitting there on the couch and I hear, uh,

738
00:34:43,719 --> 00:34:46,560
Speaker 1: my wife talk to Waffle. Think Waffle can talk to

739
00:34:46,600 --> 00:34:49,480
Speaker 1: her back or English bulldog that's sitting by the door. Oh, Waffle,

740
00:34:49,520 --> 00:34:51,080
Speaker 1: do you need to go outside? Do you need to

741
00:34:51,120 --> 00:34:54,040
Speaker 1: go potty? I will get you to go out. I'll

742
00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:56,400
Speaker 1: let you outside. Whenever I'm done putting away the leftovers.

743
00:34:56,480 --> 00:35:01,239
Speaker 1: Me sitting on the couch. Oh some, I'm sm That

744
00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:03,120
Speaker 1: doesn't mean Charles's gonna put away the leftos and go

745
00:35:03,160 --> 00:35:05,520
Speaker 1: and take her outside. That means, hey, Dad, you hear

746
00:35:05,560 --> 00:35:07,600
Speaker 1: me saying what your dog needs to go outside? Why

747
00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:09,920
Speaker 1: don't you get your lazy ass up and go let

748
00:35:09,920 --> 00:35:12,520
Speaker 1: the dog outside. Yeah, that's called an out loud sub

749
00:35:12,600 --> 00:35:13,880
Speaker 1: tweet from your wife.

750
00:35:14,080 --> 00:35:20,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, which Jill often will subtweet me to do the

751
00:35:20,360 --> 00:35:23,600
Speaker 2: exact same thing, exact same thing. She's making chicken and

752
00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:27,600
Speaker 2: dumplings two nights ago. Oh my head hurts. Oh, I

753
00:35:27,640 --> 00:35:32,720
Speaker 2: feel like shit. I don't feel good. I think dinner's

754
00:35:32,760 --> 00:35:36,160
Speaker 2: about to be ready. I hope you know, I'll go

755
00:35:36,239 --> 00:35:39,719
Speaker 2: take it off the stove or whatever. When the alexa

756
00:35:39,840 --> 00:35:44,000
Speaker 2: goes off, I have to get Scarlet to battime. Oh

757
00:35:44,080 --> 00:35:47,000
Speaker 2: my head, I feel like shit. I finally I go

758
00:35:47,120 --> 00:35:49,839
Speaker 2: oh ding ding ding Dad, Help Dad?

759
00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:53,279
Speaker 1: Just sitting there? Have you seen inside out? Yes? Yeah,

760
00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:55,920
Speaker 1: bro rowing the dad's brain throw sitting there like they're like,

761
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:57,719
Speaker 1: what the hell is she talking about it?

762
00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:03,320
Speaker 2: I finally know, Hey, you know what, it's six point twenty.

763
00:36:03,480 --> 00:36:07,960
Speaker 2: I'll get her bath going. I'll I'll do bathtime with Scarlet.

764
00:36:08,280 --> 00:36:08,680
Speaker 1: I'm sure.

765
00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:12,320
Speaker 2: Jill and her it's like, what a novel idea, What

766
00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:14,719
Speaker 2: a great idea, Sherman, Do you hear me?

767
00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:17,000
Speaker 1: I feel like, hell, we got to bathe our daughter

768
00:36:17,080 --> 00:36:19,600
Speaker 1: and I'm doing dinner. Alexis telling us it's time to

769
00:36:19,640 --> 00:36:22,640
Speaker 1: take the food off the stove. Oh, a Lexus going off.

770
00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:24,880
Speaker 1: I feel like shit. Would like to not have to

771
00:36:24,920 --> 00:36:26,000
Speaker 1: get up. Yeah.

772
00:36:26,120 --> 00:36:28,080
Speaker 2: Oh, I have to wake up at five tomorrow morning

773
00:36:28,080 --> 00:36:30,200
Speaker 2: because I work all day at the hospital and I'm

774
00:36:30,239 --> 00:36:33,560
Speaker 2: gonna be feeling like shit. I'm just over there on

775
00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:33,919
Speaker 2: the couch.

776
00:36:34,080 --> 00:36:39,560
Speaker 1: Just yeah. And men, this is the way our wives

777
00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:42,880
Speaker 1: talk to us. And a few things happen here in

778
00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:49,760
Speaker 1: a man's brain. You feel the indirect, subliminal messages because

779
00:36:49,760 --> 00:36:52,520
Speaker 1: they're not directly speaking to you, and you're just thinking,

780
00:36:52,560 --> 00:36:55,320
Speaker 1: if you just tell me, I would know, And they're thinking,

781
00:36:55,640 --> 00:36:57,880
Speaker 1: if you just know, I don't have to tell you,

782
00:36:57,920 --> 00:37:01,000
Speaker 1: because these are some of the simplest things, and when

783
00:37:01,040 --> 00:37:03,040
Speaker 1: we don't do those things in their brain, that's the

784
00:37:03,040 --> 00:37:04,919
Speaker 1: only way they can kind of get around to talk

785
00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:07,759
Speaker 1: to us or get our attention. And so a couple

786
00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:10,239
Speaker 1: of things happen. You're either going to sit there, we

787
00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:13,560
Speaker 1: identify and know they're calling me out right now, and

788
00:37:13,560 --> 00:37:16,759
Speaker 1: they can't say it to my face, but they're calling

789
00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:19,000
Speaker 1: me out right now. You can either boil and get

790
00:37:19,040 --> 00:37:21,280
Speaker 1: a little angry and start to get a little passive

791
00:37:21,320 --> 00:37:25,160
Speaker 1: aggressive back. Oh that sounds fun. Yeah, you can do that.

792
00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:29,360
Speaker 1: Olve it. I'm telling you. Just a slippery slope. Boys,

793
00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:32,440
Speaker 1: it's a slippery slope, and sometimes you might win. But

794
00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:34,239
Speaker 1: we all know at the end of the night or

795
00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:35,520
Speaker 1: at the end of the day or the next day

796
00:37:35,560 --> 00:37:38,160
Speaker 1: when you're driving, you don't feel good about yourself that

797
00:37:38,239 --> 00:37:40,480
Speaker 1: it got to that point. Yeah, but there's another thing

798
00:37:40,520 --> 00:37:43,480
Speaker 1: that can happen. You can just sit there with our

799
00:37:43,560 --> 00:37:46,520
Speaker 1: dumb brains when we finally figure it out, and you

800
00:37:46,520 --> 00:37:50,000
Speaker 1: can just smile and you can say, good, it's my time.

801
00:37:50,160 --> 00:37:51,920
Speaker 1: It's like my numbers getting called and I got to

802
00:37:51,920 --> 00:37:53,759
Speaker 1: show up. Not only do I got to show up

803
00:37:53,760 --> 00:37:56,960
Speaker 1: and hear the room and hear our wives talking to us,

804
00:37:57,640 --> 00:38:00,319
Speaker 1: but also let's try to figure it out and get

805
00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:02,640
Speaker 1: better so this doesn't have to continue to happen. Is

806
00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:04,120
Speaker 1: it going to continue to happen? Yes?

807
00:38:04,560 --> 00:38:08,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, every day, every single day, it will continue to happen.

808
00:38:08,840 --> 00:38:12,640
Speaker 1: Like we're watching the game. The little emotions in our brain.

809
00:38:12,880 --> 00:38:15,239
Speaker 1: They're all sitting in our brain watching the game. We

810
00:38:15,320 --> 00:38:18,719
Speaker 1: have no clue what's actually going on. Yeah, but if

811
00:38:18,719 --> 00:38:21,759
Speaker 1: you can just have some awareness, yeah, and hear what's

812
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:24,840
Speaker 1: being said, they'll tell you. They just hate telling you

813
00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:27,360
Speaker 1: a hundred different times and in a hundred different ways.

814
00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:29,879
Speaker 1: That's true. Hey, the signs are there.

815
00:38:30,400 --> 00:38:33,359
Speaker 2: And often I will tell my wife, well, maybe if

816
00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:37,080
Speaker 2: you had just asked me nicely, you know, a while

817
00:38:37,120 --> 00:38:40,560
Speaker 2: ago until instead of there we are now, maybe if

818
00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:43,080
Speaker 2: you just asked me nicely. Oh so I didn't ask

819
00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:45,680
Speaker 2: you one, two, three, four, five different times and then

820
00:38:45,719 --> 00:38:48,040
Speaker 2: I rewind and I go, oh shit, you know what

821
00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:48,560
Speaker 2: she did.

822
00:38:48,719 --> 00:38:49,680
Speaker 1: The signs were there.

823
00:38:50,040 --> 00:38:56,520
Speaker 2: The signs were there, but I digress. Yeah, that's your advice, Tim, Yeah, Tim,

824
00:38:56,640 --> 00:38:59,400
Speaker 2: thank you for Hey, Tim, thanks for listening to the show.

825
00:38:59,680 --> 00:39:01,920
Speaker 1: And new dads out there. Matter of fact, I do

826
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:04,279
Speaker 1: have some new dad some new dad live shot outs.

827
00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:07,360
Speaker 1: I got col Jacobs on Instagram. Say hello to Gianna.

828
00:39:07,440 --> 00:39:10,560
Speaker 1: Marie Jacobs had to spend two nights in the nick

829
00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:13,600
Speaker 1: you to regulate her breathing, but she's tough like her mom.

830
00:39:13,880 --> 00:39:15,919
Speaker 1: They even went to hook up an IV and say

831
00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:18,560
Speaker 1: if they were having trouble because she has thick skin.

832
00:39:18,880 --> 00:39:21,839
Speaker 1: Come on, let's go good good, she will be ready

833
00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:24,480
Speaker 1: to hit the A gap no time. And now our

834
00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:29,120
Speaker 1: watch begins, yes et six forever. Sorry, the merch hasn't

835
00:39:29,120 --> 00:39:31,040
Speaker 1: come in yet. I love that.

836
00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:36,360
Speaker 2: Uh, Steven gatavone four seven one five repeat a Fender Budy.

837
00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:40,320
Speaker 2: Daughter turned two yesterday. I'm gassed up, boys, no breaks

838
00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:45,160
Speaker 2: at this stop sign Mary Freakin' Christmas happy, whatever the

839
00:39:45,160 --> 00:39:48,560
Speaker 2: hell you celebrate, and let's represent for the dads. Get

840
00:39:48,640 --> 00:39:52,319
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841
00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:55,720
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842
00:39:55,840 --> 00:40:01,760
Speaker 1: Wow. Love that. Stephen Carafone Sicko sick Steve, repeat Fender

843
00:40:01,880 --> 00:40:06,200
Speaker 1: Sicko Steve. We got coy Anderson on X. This fucking

844
00:40:06,280 --> 00:40:11,000
Speaker 1: place gave me a plastic recliner. Good. Today's the day

845
00:40:11,320 --> 00:40:14,200
Speaker 1: taking a pre labor nap here. Why it pass until

846
00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:16,799
Speaker 1: four pm Eastern tomorrow to get Scott zill out. Oh

847
00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:19,920
Speaker 1: there we go. Let yo, let's go. She's going to

848
00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:23,200
Speaker 1: learn college football Saturday as a priority in this family.

849
00:40:23,239 --> 00:40:27,239
Speaker 1: Hashtag go Hoosiers, hashtag PT six. We even got the

850
00:40:27,239 --> 00:40:31,040
Speaker 1: photo where mom's taking a selfie doing a funny little

851
00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:32,920
Speaker 1: pose while my man coy is over in the corner

852
00:40:33,040 --> 00:40:34,720
Speaker 1: just sleeping. That plastic recline.

853
00:40:34,840 --> 00:40:38,239
Speaker 2: Absolute sick And is that the couple that they were like,

854
00:40:38,280 --> 00:40:41,560
Speaker 2: hey were either going to name our kid Scottie or

855
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:43,280
Speaker 2: Scarlett possible.

856
00:40:43,320 --> 00:40:47,080
Speaker 1: I saw I saw a comment of that. Was that

857
00:40:47,120 --> 00:40:51,920
Speaker 1: off YouTube pistons off x off. Just for the boys

858
00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:53,719
Speaker 1: out there too, Like moms, it must be nice to

859
00:40:53,719 --> 00:40:59,160
Speaker 1: have this nice bed. Look at us uncomfortably like, let's

860
00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:01,880
Speaker 1: laugh at that they gave her.

861
00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:04,880
Speaker 2: I laugh at that they gave her a bed. Oh,

862
00:41:05,120 --> 00:41:06,680
Speaker 2: they gave me a plastic recliner.

863
00:41:06,840 --> 00:41:09,399
Speaker 1: In the hospital, we get a plastic recliner. You think

864
00:41:09,440 --> 00:41:12,120
Speaker 1: your life's hard, you ever slept in a plastic decliner?

865
00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:19,880
Speaker 1: DJK twenty five hundred on YouTube, take a drink every

866
00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:25,560
Speaker 1: time Shirm changes his accent, laughing emoji Bennie not Benny, replied, Buddy,

867
00:41:25,600 --> 00:41:26,240
Speaker 1: I'm wasted.

868
00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:30,400
Speaker 2: Sherman Young replied, laughing emojis.

869
00:41:30,840 --> 00:41:31,560
Speaker 1: That is awesome.

870
00:41:31,600 --> 00:41:35,680
Speaker 2: That legitimately that made me belly laugh. That was very funny.

871
00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:40,279
Speaker 1: I got Cheney, Cheney godet pet Sico on YouTube. We

872
00:41:40,360 --> 00:41:43,440
Speaker 1: got a Ptsico. Use your name out here. Oh what's up, fellas?

873
00:41:43,480 --> 00:41:45,839
Speaker 1: Let me tell you I got sniped. Baby girl brought

874
00:41:45,840 --> 00:41:50,040
Speaker 1: home the stomach bug from daycare. Good quick, dad hack,

875
00:41:50,080 --> 00:41:51,759
Speaker 1: I want to lose ten pounds real quick. Get the

876
00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:55,719
Speaker 1: stomach bug from your kid's daycare. Good best guy had ever.

877
00:41:55,960 --> 00:42:02,719
Speaker 1: Also just started terminal list last night, Willie see you boy? Hey?

878
00:42:02,719 --> 00:42:05,160
Speaker 2: You know what I'm doing tonight. And this isn't for

879
00:42:05,239 --> 00:42:08,080
Speaker 2: the pod. I'm doing this to night terminal this, I'm

880
00:42:08,080 --> 00:42:10,520
Speaker 2: doing it. I'm just gonna do it. I'm gonna nut

881
00:42:10,560 --> 00:42:11,239
Speaker 2: up or shut out.

882
00:42:11,800 --> 00:42:14,879
Speaker 1: Uh Therminal. I'm gonna do Therminal list dark wool because

883
00:42:14,920 --> 00:42:18,480
Speaker 1: it's the portol. There you go, I'm gonna start with it.

884
00:42:18,920 --> 00:42:20,480
Speaker 1: I'm telling you it's gonna change your life.

885
00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:23,759
Speaker 2: Also, one shout out you, I got your Christmas card

886
00:42:23,840 --> 00:42:24,719
Speaker 2: is very beautiful.

887
00:42:25,200 --> 00:42:29,239
Speaker 1: Two shout out Logan Valente. Oh you got mine in

888
00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:31,640
Speaker 1: the mail? Yes, sir, okay, thank god. The way you

889
00:42:31,680 --> 00:42:33,200
Speaker 1: just said that, I'm like, oh sure, and got me

890
00:42:33,239 --> 00:42:35,239
Speaker 1: a Christmas card. I swear to God, I think I

891
00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:37,680
Speaker 1: got his addressed for us to send him a Christmas card.

892
00:42:37,800 --> 00:42:40,080
Speaker 2: No, no, but you're telling I got yours. We have

893
00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:42,719
Speaker 2: yet to send to ours. We still need to make

894
00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:43,640
Speaker 2: our boys.

895
00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:48,640
Speaker 1: I send them through the families. Just whatever could be

896
00:42:48,680 --> 00:42:52,160
Speaker 1: going on in your head, cool man, the WANs they

897
00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:54,919
Speaker 1: young right there. You just brought that up. You brought

898
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:57,120
Speaker 1: up that you got our family Christmas card.

899
00:42:56,960 --> 00:43:00,080
Speaker 2: To segue into this, but continue to continue in.

900
00:43:00,040 --> 00:43:02,680
Speaker 1: Front of Chef who's the captain of Seman Team six,

901
00:43:02,719 --> 00:43:06,400
Speaker 1: to Derek, who's a funkal who's part of this brand.

902
00:43:06,600 --> 00:43:08,799
Speaker 1: They could be in their brain right now thinking I

903
00:43:08,840 --> 00:43:11,000
Speaker 1: wonder if our Christmas card's on its way. Maybe he

904
00:43:11,120 --> 00:43:13,520
Speaker 1: just said, sure him a Christmas card. I'm just saying

905
00:43:13,560 --> 00:43:17,840
Speaker 1: out loud right now. The Young's got a Christmas card,

906
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:20,560
Speaker 1: Clump's got a Christmas card, Lauwan's got a Christmas card.

907
00:43:20,560 --> 00:43:23,600
Speaker 1: The Christmas cards went to the families of the shop.

908
00:43:23,680 --> 00:43:25,680
Speaker 1: As I sit here in a little bit of a

909
00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:28,440
Speaker 1: panic nerves letting you guys know that you did not

910
00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:30,280
Speaker 1: get a Christmas card from the Compton family.

911
00:43:30,880 --> 00:43:33,200
Speaker 3: The Handings haven't done a Christmas card in seven years.

912
00:43:33,200 --> 00:43:35,920
Speaker 3: So I think you're all good. Okay, they're no worries

913
00:43:35,960 --> 00:43:36,560
Speaker 3: on our front.

914
00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:38,560
Speaker 5: I was about to run home and check the mail,

915
00:43:38,680 --> 00:43:41,920
Speaker 5: so okay to come by.

916
00:43:42,040 --> 00:43:44,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, glad you got the Christmas card, Sherman, thank you

917
00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:46,200
Speaker 1: for people who.

918
00:43:46,160 --> 00:43:53,319
Speaker 2: Didn't set up your co host for failure. Good good slash.

919
00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:56,600
Speaker 2: If you think for a second that he doesn't love

920
00:43:56,640 --> 00:43:57,920
Speaker 2: you and appreciate you.

921
00:43:57,880 --> 00:43:59,319
Speaker 1: That's what I'm say.

922
00:43:59,880 --> 00:44:02,879
Speaker 3: I think the paychecks that come in twice a month

923
00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:05,080
Speaker 3: are pretty good substitute for.

924
00:44:05,840 --> 00:44:08,080
Speaker 1: Crazy value the paychecks over our conversations.

925
00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:11,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, he also left a note in the envelope.

926
00:44:12,600 --> 00:44:13,880
Speaker 1: Throw myself into that one.

927
00:44:14,239 --> 00:44:15,919
Speaker 2: He left a note in the envelope, but he said

928
00:44:15,920 --> 00:44:18,000
Speaker 2: he my Charle wanted to send this.

929
00:44:18,040 --> 00:44:19,000
Speaker 1: I didn't want to send it.

930
00:44:19,040 --> 00:44:20,480
Speaker 2: The Charles sent this to Jill.

931
00:44:20,640 --> 00:44:22,719
Speaker 1: I appreciate you swinging the sword for you. Boy. Yeah,

932
00:44:23,080 --> 00:44:28,560
Speaker 1: we uncomfortably sit in this pocket. Absolutely Charlo hates us. No,

933
00:44:28,880 --> 00:44:29,960
Speaker 1: you know what, you know what?

934
00:44:31,080 --> 00:44:35,440
Speaker 2: But read the comment comment I Digress logan v two

935
00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:38,719
Speaker 2: eight five five on YouTube says, boys, do you have

936
00:44:38,840 --> 00:44:42,279
Speaker 2: a po box to where the PT six community can

937
00:44:42,360 --> 00:44:47,560
Speaker 2: send our Christmas cards to the boys. To answer that question, yes,

938
00:44:48,200 --> 00:44:50,520
Speaker 2: and if you if you are interested in sending a

939
00:44:50,600 --> 00:44:54,280
Speaker 2: Christmas card to Derek and Chef or Willy Ce insurn

940
00:44:55,239 --> 00:44:58,800
Speaker 2: d M the FORO the Dad's Socials. That's on Instagram

941
00:44:58,840 --> 00:45:02,279
Speaker 2: TikTok or Twitter, dm us for the po box and

942
00:45:02,320 --> 00:45:05,120
Speaker 2: we will send you the po box address and you

943
00:45:05,120 --> 00:45:06,319
Speaker 2: can send us a Christmas card.

944
00:45:06,320 --> 00:45:08,000
Speaker 1: We love that. We can get some cards hanging up

945
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:08,439
Speaker 1: on the set.

946
00:45:08,560 --> 00:45:10,160
Speaker 2: We could put on the fridge, we could put on

947
00:45:10,200 --> 00:45:11,640
Speaker 2: the set however we want.

948
00:45:11,480 --> 00:45:11,920
Speaker 1: To do it.

949
00:45:12,200 --> 00:45:14,520
Speaker 5: Also, you could email it a digital one too if

950
00:45:14,520 --> 00:45:16,239
Speaker 5: you want to. If you can email us a digital one,

951
00:45:16,280 --> 00:45:17,799
Speaker 5: we can print it out and by a way to

952
00:45:17,800 --> 00:45:19,000
Speaker 5: work too if you don't want to mail it.

953
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:21,799
Speaker 1: That's actually very that's nice to solve right there, Derek. Hey.

954
00:45:21,840 --> 00:45:28,680
Speaker 2: Also, Derek let us into a funkal situation with the

955
00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:31,480
Speaker 2: flat tire, because I feel I feel like we've been

956
00:45:31,600 --> 00:45:35,840
Speaker 2: kind of like, oh, let's just like expel this good.

957
00:45:36,440 --> 00:45:38,279
Speaker 2: You kind of had a good situation as well.

958
00:45:38,400 --> 00:45:42,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, yesterday we So my fiance works late on Mondays,

959
00:45:42,200 --> 00:45:43,840
Speaker 5: and so I have a fantasy league where if you

960
00:45:43,840 --> 00:45:45,400
Speaker 5: score a hundred points on a guy, they have to

961
00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:47,960
Speaker 5: buy you a pizza. So last night, she's working late,

962
00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:50,560
Speaker 5: she's gluten free, all's lining up to go to show

963
00:45:50,600 --> 00:45:51,560
Speaker 5: pizza in East O.

964
00:45:51,880 --> 00:45:54,759
Speaker 1: Super excited. Take a new way home. It turns into one.

965
00:45:54,680 --> 00:45:56,560
Speaker 5: Of those off ramps where everyone tries to line up

966
00:45:56,600 --> 00:45:58,399
Speaker 5: next to each other, and I get a run off

967
00:45:58,440 --> 00:46:02,120
Speaker 5: the road basically into a pothole, and dude tired.

968
00:46:02,200 --> 00:46:02,600
Speaker 1: Done.

969
00:46:02,880 --> 00:46:05,160
Speaker 5: So I drive about four minutes to a church parking lot.

970
00:46:05,280 --> 00:46:07,040
Speaker 5: Spend a half mind you, the pizza has been ordered.

971
00:46:07,280 --> 00:46:08,960
Speaker 5: The pizza has been ordered. I have to pick up

972
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:10,920
Speaker 5: in two minutes. Spend about a half hour in a

973
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:13,439
Speaker 5: church parking lot last night, from like five point thirty

974
00:46:13,480 --> 00:46:16,000
Speaker 5: to six changing this tire. So put my doughnut on,

975
00:46:16,080 --> 00:46:18,239
Speaker 5: get the tire in there, take a picture post my

976
00:46:18,280 --> 00:46:20,359
Speaker 5: stupid little funny caption. If you don't have to change

977
00:46:20,400 --> 00:46:25,399
Speaker 5: your tire, you gets even thirty degree weather. And I'm

978
00:46:25,400 --> 00:46:27,840
Speaker 5: just sitting there and I'm nextiting. Cat knows me, and

979
00:46:27,880 --> 00:46:30,560
Speaker 5: she's like, well, just breathe like it's fine. I'm like, no,

980
00:46:30,800 --> 00:46:33,160
Speaker 5: like it's it's it's good, Like it's good, it's good.

981
00:46:33,400 --> 00:46:35,839
Speaker 5: Is it good that I have every penny budgeted out

982
00:46:35,880 --> 00:46:37,560
Speaker 5: for Christmas gifts and now I gonna buy a fucking

983
00:46:37,600 --> 00:46:40,680
Speaker 5: tire but five home, it's great, it's honestly amazing.

984
00:46:41,080 --> 00:46:43,399
Speaker 1: So we do that. I get the fucking pizza. It's cold.

985
00:46:43,440 --> 00:46:45,000
Speaker 5: Now I go home and just upset and I'm just

986
00:46:45,040 --> 00:46:47,120
Speaker 5: sitting there and she comes home and I will say

987
00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:49,520
Speaker 5: Cat came home on a FaceTime with her sister, and

988
00:46:49,560 --> 00:46:51,320
Speaker 5: I was just like, let me talk to the fucking kids.

989
00:46:51,480 --> 00:46:52,560
Speaker 5: I was like, let me talk to the niece and

990
00:46:52,600 --> 00:46:55,360
Speaker 5: Evian and she shut around and the nephew has the

991
00:46:55,440 --> 00:46:56,560
Speaker 5: t Rex face on.

992
00:46:56,800 --> 00:46:57,480
Speaker 1: He's going.

993
00:46:59,239 --> 00:47:01,840
Speaker 5: And Amelia said she was in a pageant. She's a

994
00:47:01,840 --> 00:47:04,279
Speaker 5: little miss the area of the world, like she was

995
00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:06,680
Speaker 5: in a parade. She's dreaming about that. How cool it is.

996
00:47:07,040 --> 00:47:08,759
Speaker 5: I was like, thank God for these kids, because like

997
00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:12,239
Speaker 5: I was just sitting there so mad because it wasn't

998
00:47:12,280 --> 00:47:14,200
Speaker 5: my Like, She's off, I want to get a pizza.

999
00:47:14,280 --> 00:47:16,000
Speaker 5: Why do I fucking want to get a pizza? I

1000
00:47:16,080 --> 00:47:19,240
Speaker 5: was angry, but it ended up being a really good situation.

1001
00:47:19,480 --> 00:47:21,439
Speaker 5: It was a nice little ground and the.

1002
00:47:21,360 --> 00:47:23,680
Speaker 1: Ball club put up over one hundred points. I'm getting

1003
00:47:23,680 --> 00:47:27,560
Speaker 1: a free pizza, oh yeah, and now I'm paying for it.

1004
00:47:27,680 --> 00:47:30,120
Speaker 1: Go out to pick it up and get right off

1005
00:47:30,120 --> 00:47:33,080
Speaker 1: the road. The minimum is, yeah, fifteen in this league.

1006
00:47:33,080 --> 00:47:34,239
Speaker 1: And I said, if you guys can find me a

1007
00:47:34,239 --> 00:47:37,799
Speaker 1: fifteen dollars fucking pizza, then I'll buy that pizza. Impossible.

1008
00:47:37,800 --> 00:47:39,359
Speaker 5: So I was already in the hole, and now I'm

1009
00:47:39,360 --> 00:47:41,400
Speaker 5: in the hole more all because I wanted a stupid

1010
00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:42,000
Speaker 5: little pizza.

1011
00:47:42,120 --> 00:47:45,120
Speaker 2: And then the I wish the call had been recorded

1012
00:47:45,160 --> 00:47:49,799
Speaker 2: between us, because I call him realizing I can just

1013
00:47:49,840 --> 00:47:52,719
Speaker 2: take Scarlet to daycare. Why am I freaking out? Because

1014
00:47:52,760 --> 00:47:55,440
Speaker 2: we're coming up with this hole for the audience at home.

1015
00:47:55,480 --> 00:47:57,960
Speaker 2: We're coming up with the plan of Sherman will be

1016
00:47:57,960 --> 00:48:00,600
Speaker 2: home with Scarlet watching and zoom in and we'll try

1017
00:48:00,600 --> 00:48:03,759
Speaker 2: and do this blah blah blah after our phone call.

1018
00:48:04,960 --> 00:48:09,160
Speaker 2: This is after our phone call. Okay, this is after

1019
00:48:09,239 --> 00:48:12,480
Speaker 2: our phone call. I then realized, oh, I can take

1020
00:48:12,520 --> 00:48:16,319
Speaker 2: Scarlet to daycare. So then I called Derek to then

1021
00:48:16,520 --> 00:48:18,960
Speaker 2: tell him, Hey, I'm gonna take Scarlet to daycare, I think,

1022
00:48:18,960 --> 00:48:20,840
Speaker 2: blah blah blah to check in with him, and I

1023
00:48:20,880 --> 00:48:23,240
Speaker 2: start off the call with, Hey, how's it going, And

1024
00:48:23,280 --> 00:48:26,040
Speaker 2: he then tells me about the flat tire situation, and

1025
00:48:26,120 --> 00:48:31,440
Speaker 2: in the background you just hear Scarlet going and I

1026
00:48:32,160 --> 00:48:35,160
Speaker 2: just go, well, Derek, you know, it sounds like we're

1027
00:48:35,160 --> 00:48:39,279
Speaker 2: both doing great. So I can't wait to see you

1028
00:48:39,320 --> 00:48:42,080
Speaker 2: tomorrow and give you a hug. Everything's okay.

1029
00:48:42,360 --> 00:48:46,120
Speaker 1: God for the dads, Man for the dad's of the

1030
00:48:46,120 --> 00:48:49,680
Speaker 1: Brand's here bro for the dads. I already know Surean

1031
00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:52,440
Speaker 1: was trying to figure it out last night because we

1032
00:48:52,480 --> 00:48:56,160
Speaker 1: were on and off the phone, and I'm basically just like,

1033
00:48:56,480 --> 00:48:58,440
Speaker 1: whatever you say you can do, we're gonna have to

1034
00:48:58,440 --> 00:49:01,680
Speaker 1: get done. But I know, getting on the phone, I

1035
00:49:01,760 --> 00:49:04,720
Speaker 1: know getting off the phone, Sure Sharm feeling whatever energy

1036
00:49:04,760 --> 00:49:08,600
Speaker 1: I had, He's thinking, it doesn't feel like it's good

1037
00:49:08,719 --> 00:49:11,879
Speaker 1: enough because I did. It's almost like I didn't have

1038
00:49:11,960 --> 00:49:14,480
Speaker 1: the daycare situation in my head because I wish I

1039
00:49:14,480 --> 00:49:17,120
Speaker 1: would have brought that up. Now that it got brought up, yeah,

1040
00:49:17,200 --> 00:49:19,720
Speaker 1: to like take them there, because more of like after

1041
00:49:19,840 --> 00:49:21,480
Speaker 1: Sharm comes up and he's kind of asking about it

1042
00:49:21,600 --> 00:49:25,480
Speaker 1: or alluding to, hey, wife's sick he had talked to

1043
00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:29,160
Speaker 1: wife yet and trying to figure out a plan, game

1044
00:49:29,200 --> 00:49:32,160
Speaker 1: plan for tomorrow. I was like, well, you're bringing me

1045
00:49:32,239 --> 00:49:34,759
Speaker 1: a problem. Do we have the solution? And this is

1046
00:49:34,800 --> 00:49:36,520
Speaker 1: after you know, going six hours on the bus and

1047
00:49:36,560 --> 00:49:38,239
Speaker 1: everything else. My brain is just like all right, I

1048
00:49:38,239 --> 00:49:42,680
Speaker 1: got about before to get everybody's brains are fried. Yeah,

1049
00:49:42,840 --> 00:49:45,480
Speaker 1: And I'm like, hey, you figure out a solution whatever

1050
00:49:45,680 --> 00:49:47,160
Speaker 1: whatever we can do. If we have to move it,

1051
00:49:47,280 --> 00:49:48,880
Speaker 1: we have to come in tomorrow night, and then the

1052
00:49:48,880 --> 00:49:50,960
Speaker 1: boys are just gonna have to grind through getting this

1053
00:49:51,040 --> 00:49:53,239
Speaker 1: out so that way it can land at Wednesday morning

1054
00:49:53,320 --> 00:49:56,200
Speaker 1: as everybody's listening to this right now. Whatever we got

1055
00:49:56,200 --> 00:49:58,400
Speaker 1: to do, let's just however you can come up with

1056
00:49:58,440 --> 00:50:00,880
Speaker 1: the solution, we can figure it out. The only thing

1057
00:50:00,920 --> 00:50:07,919
Speaker 1: I was, I guess I felt like we didn't turn

1058
00:50:07,960 --> 00:50:10,840
Speaker 1: over every stone yet when you brought up the zoom

1059
00:50:10,920 --> 00:50:13,200
Speaker 1: and everything else last night to do the zoom on

1060
00:50:13,280 --> 00:50:16,239
Speaker 1: the bus is I got off the phone saying to myself,

1061
00:50:16,680 --> 00:50:20,200
Speaker 1: we don't even know what Jill has said yet, because

1062
00:50:20,239 --> 00:50:21,840
Speaker 1: you said you still hadn't talked to your wife. It

1063
00:50:21,880 --> 00:50:23,799
Speaker 1: still hadn't talked to my wife yet. But I know

1064
00:50:23,840 --> 00:50:26,160
Speaker 1: you're in the you're in your own trenches. Oh so

1065
00:50:26,239 --> 00:50:28,160
Speaker 1: I don't want to make a situation feel like, make

1066
00:50:28,239 --> 00:50:30,319
Speaker 1: you feel shitty getting off the phone, But I'm thinking, bro,

1067
00:50:31,640 --> 00:50:34,160
Speaker 1: there's gotta be a way that we could do it

1068
00:50:34,280 --> 00:50:36,799
Speaker 1: in person, and if we can't, then at least we

1069
00:50:36,800 --> 00:50:39,640
Speaker 1: would know, based on your conversation with Wifey that we

1070
00:50:39,840 --> 00:50:41,960
Speaker 1: truly would not be able to do it. And when

1071
00:50:41,960 --> 00:50:44,400
Speaker 1: I didn't know, it was more of like this, uh,

1072
00:50:45,200 --> 00:50:48,359
Speaker 1: Jill Zilla Jill zil. He hasn't even talked to Jill yet. Yes,

1073
00:50:48,440 --> 00:50:50,239
Speaker 1: and he's like, this is the solution. It's like, we

1074
00:50:50,239 --> 00:50:52,399
Speaker 1: don't even know if we can't yet, but hey, if

1075
00:50:52,440 --> 00:50:54,560
Speaker 1: this is all we can do, well you will have

1076
00:50:54,600 --> 00:50:55,319
Speaker 1: to do it on zoom.

1077
00:50:55,360 --> 00:50:57,880
Speaker 2: I'm also playing four D chess in my head because

1078
00:50:57,960 --> 00:51:02,520
Speaker 2: I'm having a meeting with these guys and we're coming up. Well,

1079
00:51:02,560 --> 00:51:05,160
Speaker 2: maybe Scarlet can come up to the office. Yeah, and

1080
00:51:05,200 --> 00:51:08,000
Speaker 2: you go like that, that's a real picture into your life.

1081
00:51:08,040 --> 00:51:11,279
Speaker 2: And then in my head, I'm overthinking and going, oh, am,

1082
00:51:11,320 --> 00:51:13,080
Speaker 2: I just gonna look like a dad that's using his

1083
00:51:13,200 --> 00:51:16,640
Speaker 2: kid for clicks in this situation. And how does that

1084
00:51:16,680 --> 00:51:19,239
Speaker 2: look to Jill's parents that I brought my kid up

1085
00:51:19,280 --> 00:51:22,000
Speaker 2: to the office while their daughter's sick at home.

1086
00:51:22,040 --> 00:51:25,040
Speaker 1: And I'm like overthinking. We got to see when team

1087
00:51:25,120 --> 00:51:28,600
Speaker 1: sixers ready to go on the other side. That's true, Coop,

1088
00:51:29,280 --> 00:51:32,320
Speaker 1: It's not like Scarlett would have would have been sitting

1089
00:51:32,320 --> 00:51:34,640
Speaker 1: here on camera with us. Yes, well, we got some

1090
00:51:34,719 --> 00:51:36,359
Speaker 1: fellows that are more than equip.

1091
00:51:36,400 --> 00:51:39,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true, all all said and done, had a

1092
00:51:39,560 --> 00:51:40,160
Speaker 2: great confidence.

1093
00:51:40,200 --> 00:51:41,399
Speaker 1: This was Yeah, this.

1094
00:51:41,480 --> 00:51:45,840
Speaker 2: Was the perfect situation of and wait to chalk it

1095
00:51:45,920 --> 00:51:50,799
Speaker 2: up like Will was very helpful. I told him, Hey,

1096
00:51:50,880 --> 00:51:53,560
Speaker 2: I am sorry that I'm not bringing any solutions, but

1097
00:51:53,600 --> 00:51:56,640
Speaker 2: it's more so I'm talking to you, less of Will

1098
00:51:56,719 --> 00:51:59,880
Speaker 2: my boss, and more so, hey, will you have kids

1099
00:51:59,880 --> 00:52:02,960
Speaker 2: and maybe experience this. I've never experienced this. What the

1100
00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:05,680
Speaker 2: hell do I do? And we had a good conversation

1101
00:52:05,760 --> 00:52:09,160
Speaker 2: of like, okay, there are some options, but all said

1102
00:52:09,200 --> 00:52:11,759
Speaker 2: and done, had a really good conversation with my mom.

1103
00:52:11,960 --> 00:52:14,440
Speaker 2: She has a best friend that lives in Nashville. We

1104
00:52:14,640 --> 00:52:18,000
Speaker 2: need a babysitter. We need a babysitter a billion person.

1105
00:52:18,160 --> 00:52:19,319
Speaker 1: We need a.

1106
00:52:19,239 --> 00:52:23,040
Speaker 2: Babysitter my wife or my wife. My mom is coming

1107
00:52:23,200 --> 00:52:27,759
Speaker 2: in town this week on Thursday to uh, like help

1108
00:52:27,800 --> 00:52:29,440
Speaker 2: with scarlet and stuff, so Jill and I can do

1109
00:52:29,480 --> 00:52:32,520
Speaker 2: another date night. But like our in laws and stuff

1110
00:52:32,560 --> 00:52:33,399
Speaker 2: flying in like.

1111
00:52:33,360 --> 00:52:36,040
Speaker 1: That's yeah, they live in Texas. They live in Texas.

1112
00:52:36,120 --> 00:52:39,520
Speaker 2: That's not realistic for the future. They do miss us

1113
00:52:39,560 --> 00:52:41,160
Speaker 2: and they want to see us, but yeah, like that

1114
00:52:41,200 --> 00:52:41,880
Speaker 2: stuff's great.

1115
00:52:41,920 --> 00:52:44,600
Speaker 1: But again for like young parents and young families who

1116
00:52:44,680 --> 00:52:47,799
Speaker 1: have young kids, and you're experiencing like, hey, we need

1117
00:52:47,840 --> 00:52:50,200
Speaker 1: to get back into doing date nights and thinking about

1118
00:52:50,280 --> 00:52:52,279
Speaker 1: us a little bit more because it's bogged us down.

1119
00:52:52,360 --> 00:52:55,160
Speaker 1: Have it just be kid kid kid or kids kids kids. Yes,

1120
00:52:55,600 --> 00:52:58,080
Speaker 1: you do need a rollodex of one of two babysitters

1121
00:52:58,080 --> 00:52:59,600
Speaker 1: that you feel like you can trust and call and

1122
00:52:59,680 --> 00:53:01,880
Speaker 1: that you know you're hoping that they would be available

1123
00:53:01,920 --> 00:53:02,400
Speaker 1: on a pinch.

1124
00:53:02,640 --> 00:53:05,320
Speaker 2: And so my mom has a best friend here in Nashville,

1125
00:53:05,840 --> 00:53:08,200
Speaker 2: and I was like, Mom, put the word out, give

1126
00:53:08,400 --> 00:53:11,600
Speaker 2: give me her number. But you reach out and because

1127
00:53:11,680 --> 00:53:13,880
Speaker 2: I'm sure that they have a rolodex of people that

1128
00:53:13,920 --> 00:53:17,200
Speaker 2: they trust. Yeah, because it is it's like very foreign.

1129
00:53:17,840 --> 00:53:21,200
Speaker 2: We love our network in Nashville. I love all this

1130
00:53:21,280 --> 00:53:24,000
Speaker 2: community that I have, But I feel some type of

1131
00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:25,799
Speaker 2: way I'm not going to call Jared Beeman and his

1132
00:53:25,880 --> 00:53:29,120
Speaker 2: wife to like, come watch my kid, because Jared's my coworker.

1133
00:53:29,440 --> 00:53:32,400
Speaker 2: He's not my babysitter. Like he's my friend, he's not

1134
00:53:32,440 --> 00:53:36,120
Speaker 2: my babysitter. So I want like an actual my title

1135
00:53:36,400 --> 00:53:40,000
Speaker 2: is I'm a babysitter is what I'm looking for. And

1136
00:53:40,440 --> 00:53:44,239
Speaker 2: we just have been dragging our feet on it. And

1137
00:53:44,320 --> 00:53:47,640
Speaker 2: it's a hard situation because if we're in Fort Worth,

1138
00:53:47,760 --> 00:53:51,480
Speaker 2: I could name thirty people that I would take their

1139
00:53:51,520 --> 00:53:54,080
Speaker 2: opinions in of who their babysitters are, and I would

1140
00:53:54,120 --> 00:53:57,319
Speaker 2: use their babysitters, like you just have that network. We

1141
00:53:57,400 --> 00:54:01,000
Speaker 2: don't have that here, but we do. We just got

1142
00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:03,480
Speaker 2: to dig for it and find it and be purposeful.

1143
00:54:04,040 --> 00:54:05,880
Speaker 2: And so that was the learning lesson from me.

1144
00:54:05,920 --> 00:54:07,600
Speaker 1: In the middle of the chaos, in the middle of

1145
00:54:07,640 --> 00:54:09,960
Speaker 1: the limited time you already have. So it's like, you know,

1146
00:54:10,040 --> 00:54:12,919
Speaker 1: the answers like Charles, like Charles having to figure out

1147
00:54:12,920 --> 00:54:15,359
Speaker 1: who can be Like when Audrey she's pregnant, so we're

1148
00:54:15,360 --> 00:54:17,320
Speaker 1: gonna lose her as a nanny. We're gonna have to

1149
00:54:17,360 --> 00:54:21,239
Speaker 1: figure out who, like, who's gonna be the replacement? We

1150
00:54:21,360 --> 00:54:23,759
Speaker 1: know that answer. I know that answer. Charles knows that answer.

1151
00:54:23,880 --> 00:54:25,880
Speaker 1: Charles like, well, I know I'm gonna have to be

1152
00:54:25,880 --> 00:54:28,319
Speaker 1: the one diving in and figuring out who the next

1153
00:54:28,400 --> 00:54:30,760
Speaker 1: nanny's gonna be in the middle of all the chaos

1154
00:54:30,760 --> 00:54:34,800
Speaker 1: of kids, a husband and wife, job, run the business,

1155
00:54:34,920 --> 00:54:39,040
Speaker 1: everything else. It's just like U he has legitimately like

1156
00:54:39,160 --> 00:54:42,359
Speaker 1: vetting people, just going through that process that you don't

1157
00:54:42,400 --> 00:54:43,080
Speaker 1: want to go through.

1158
00:54:43,320 --> 00:54:47,960
Speaker 2: And that's another good example of Jill very like subtweeting

1159
00:54:48,120 --> 00:54:51,040
Speaker 2: husband to help in this situation because she has brought

1160
00:54:51,120 --> 00:54:53,919
Speaker 2: up and we really need to find a babysitter. Man,

1161
00:54:53,920 --> 00:54:56,399
Speaker 2: we really need to find a babysitter. I really want

1162
00:54:56,400 --> 00:54:58,359
Speaker 2: to go on to date night if only we had

1163
00:54:58,360 --> 00:55:02,240
Speaker 2: a babysitter. And I'm sitting there driving, you know, nothing

1164
00:55:02,280 --> 00:55:05,080
Speaker 2: going on in my head, just going, yeah, babysitter would

1165
00:55:05,120 --> 00:55:08,759
Speaker 2: be good. Yeah, yeah, pick up the phone and find

1166
00:55:08,760 --> 00:55:09,680
Speaker 2: a fucking babysitter.

1167
00:55:09,719 --> 00:55:13,120
Speaker 1: Sure, man, what even so when I'll get into and

1168
00:55:13,160 --> 00:55:15,160
Speaker 1: we don't even get into arguments, I was gonna say,

1169
00:55:15,160 --> 00:55:16,640
Speaker 1: if I get into that argument with why we don't

1170
00:55:16,680 --> 00:55:17,879
Speaker 1: get into those argies.

1171
00:55:17,560 --> 00:55:19,600
Speaker 2: Well, and it wasn't. Yes, to your point, it wasn't

1172
00:55:19,600 --> 00:55:20,560
Speaker 2: an argument right.

1173
00:55:20,440 --> 00:55:22,600
Speaker 1: Right, But I'm saying if it gets if it's like

1174
00:55:23,640 --> 00:55:28,040
Speaker 1: I think to myself, sweetheart, I can find a babysitter,

1175
00:55:28,120 --> 00:55:30,799
Speaker 1: but I already know if I find it, like to

1176
00:55:30,880 --> 00:55:35,080
Speaker 1: me as dad, as male, as how my brain works. Yes,

1177
00:55:35,280 --> 00:55:38,239
Speaker 1: if you find a babysitter and you trust said babysitter,

1178
00:55:38,480 --> 00:55:42,400
Speaker 1: I'm not I trust you. Yes, So if the babysitter

1179
00:55:42,440 --> 00:55:45,560
Speaker 1: walks in, like I'm just trusting that we have a babysitter, yeah,

1180
00:55:45,560 --> 00:55:47,600
Speaker 1: my god, we got a sitter for tonight. If I

1181
00:55:47,800 --> 00:55:50,520
Speaker 1: find a babysitter, or if dads are the men, I

1182
00:55:50,560 --> 00:55:52,959
Speaker 1: feel like, find the babysitter. No matter what, Mom's gonna

1183
00:55:52,960 --> 00:55:55,800
Speaker 1: want to vet and feel very good about said babysitter.

1184
00:55:55,880 --> 00:55:58,920
Speaker 1: So I think a million this you'll have to you

1185
00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:01,799
Speaker 1: might as well rip this because no matter what, you're

1186
00:56:01,840 --> 00:56:04,360
Speaker 1: gonna want to feel just as good as I do

1187
00:56:04,440 --> 00:56:07,000
Speaker 1: about said baby. There's no world where I get the babysitter.

1188
00:56:07,280 --> 00:56:09,200
Speaker 1: This person that you don't know walks in the door.

1189
00:56:09,480 --> 00:56:11,600
Speaker 1: You're thinking, like me in this situation, we just get

1190
00:56:11,640 --> 00:56:13,239
Speaker 1: in the car and go because you're like, oh, I

1191
00:56:13,280 --> 00:56:16,240
Speaker 1: trust a trust hubby here that he just landed this

1192
00:56:16,239 --> 00:56:18,279
Speaker 1: this awesome babysitter that neither of us know.

1193
00:56:18,440 --> 00:56:20,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh, how did you venom?

1194
00:56:20,560 --> 00:56:21,640
Speaker 1: They love college football?

1195
00:56:21,640 --> 00:56:26,240
Speaker 2: Honey, she's a big college football, she's great.

1196
00:56:26,600 --> 00:56:28,520
Speaker 1: How did they land the job? She said, go big Red?

1197
00:56:28,560 --> 00:56:32,759
Speaker 1: And I was like, you think dyl Real is gonna

1198
00:56:32,800 --> 00:56:36,759
Speaker 1: hit the portal? Good insight about it. Let's say you

1199
00:56:36,840 --> 00:56:38,480
Speaker 1: go over miles anytime.

1200
00:56:38,120 --> 00:56:41,120
Speaker 2: And truly and yes, I know, if I pick out

1201
00:56:41,160 --> 00:56:45,000
Speaker 2: a outfit for Scarlet, her feet will be covered, she'll

1202
00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:48,000
Speaker 2: have a cuebo, she'll have a cute whatever. But Jill

1203
00:56:48,239 --> 00:56:50,719
Speaker 2: is going to be like, hold on, hold on, what

1204
00:56:50,760 --> 00:56:54,080
Speaker 2: are we doing using this outfit. She needs sweater, blah

1205
00:56:54,080 --> 00:56:55,680
Speaker 2: blah blah. You know what you dress the kids, So

1206
00:56:55,719 --> 00:56:57,840
Speaker 2: you dressed the kid. So that's how I think at

1207
00:56:57,880 --> 00:57:00,879
Speaker 2: my head of if I picked the babysit. There's gonna

1208
00:57:00,880 --> 00:57:03,880
Speaker 2: be multiple notes on top of that, which is fine,

1209
00:57:04,440 --> 00:57:07,800
Speaker 2: But I'm automatically assuming, oh, that's a jill job, because

1210
00:57:07,800 --> 00:57:12,200
Speaker 2: sh'll want final check and say.

1211
00:57:11,320 --> 00:57:13,839
Speaker 1: Of who we hire. Yeah, let's let's take out Let's

1212
00:57:13,880 --> 00:57:17,640
Speaker 1: separate the person from the problem. Let's separate the idea

1213
00:57:17,680 --> 00:57:20,200
Speaker 1: of does the man do this or the woman does this?

1214
00:57:20,360 --> 00:57:22,880
Speaker 1: Like who's the most equipped, Like who's going to be

1215
00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:27,160
Speaker 1: the most detailed in handling this said job? Yeah, because

1216
00:57:27,200 --> 00:57:30,560
Speaker 1: if I interview, you're gonna be interviewing me on the backside.

1217
00:57:31,200 --> 00:57:33,000
Speaker 1: And then reminded me of questions that I forgot to

1218
00:57:33,040 --> 00:57:35,600
Speaker 1: ask or didn't ask. Hey, you seem like the one

1219
00:57:35,920 --> 00:57:38,240
Speaker 1: you said that the one most well equipped to handle

1220
00:57:38,280 --> 00:57:41,840
Speaker 1: this said job. Yes, and again there might be dads

1221
00:57:41,840 --> 00:57:44,560
Speaker 1: who absolutely rip that job and have are the ones

1222
00:57:44,600 --> 00:57:46,320
Speaker 1: that the land of the baby. So I have no clue.

1223
00:57:46,320 --> 00:57:49,040
Speaker 1: I'm just talking more from my if. When char brings

1224
00:57:49,040 --> 00:57:50,960
Speaker 1: it up, I hate Sweeter. I know this is gonna

1225
00:57:50,960 --> 00:57:53,439
Speaker 1: be this could be one that I could do. Look,

1226
00:57:53,480 --> 00:57:55,640
Speaker 1: I could do this, but if I do this, here's

1227
00:57:55,680 --> 00:57:57,720
Speaker 1: what I would like not to happen, because if you

1228
00:57:57,720 --> 00:57:59,720
Speaker 1: were doing this on the back end to me, I'm

1229
00:57:59,760 --> 00:58:01,360
Speaker 1: just say making in my head you might as well

1230
00:58:01,440 --> 00:58:04,280
Speaker 1: just go ahead and fill this role. Or at the

1231
00:58:04,360 --> 00:58:07,200
Speaker 1: very beginning, Hey, honey, I would love to take on

1232
00:58:07,280 --> 00:58:10,560
Speaker 1: this job. Tell me all the tempoles that I need

1233
00:58:10,600 --> 00:58:13,640
Speaker 1: to hit as far as babysitter, and I'll find that

1234
00:58:13,680 --> 00:58:16,480
Speaker 1: fucking baby. And then from that moment forward, let me

1235
00:58:16,560 --> 00:58:18,840
Speaker 1: own my job. Yes, let me own my role.

1236
00:58:18,920 --> 00:58:21,480
Speaker 2: Let me be great, which Jill, Jill Will allowed that,

1237
00:58:21,640 --> 00:58:24,440
Speaker 2: but I need to ask that upfront of like what,

1238
00:58:24,720 --> 00:58:27,200
Speaker 2: Okay needs to be a registered nurse. Got it needs

1239
00:58:27,240 --> 00:58:29,680
Speaker 2: to be local. Got it needs to you know.

1240
00:58:30,040 --> 00:58:31,800
Speaker 1: Look at this man just trying to figure it out

1241
00:58:31,800 --> 00:58:39,040
Speaker 1: and solve it. That's out there, Like yeah, yeah, go Willy,

1242
00:58:39,760 --> 00:58:42,400
Speaker 1: he shout out.

1243
00:58:42,480 --> 00:58:45,560
Speaker 2: My favorite comment from the weekend was the clip of

1244
00:58:45,720 --> 00:58:50,320
Speaker 2: will being like, yeah, I'm reading now, I read, and

1245
00:58:50,400 --> 00:58:57,800
Speaker 2: somebody said artists formerly known as Willie one page, Willie

1246
00:58:57,800 --> 00:59:01,840
Speaker 2: one page, that's phenomenal, Willy ninety pages.

1247
00:59:02,480 --> 00:59:07,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm over a hunter now a hundred Hey, Willy bookshelf,

1248
00:59:07,200 --> 00:59:08,880
Speaker 1: will Willie bookshelf.

1249
00:59:08,920 --> 00:59:12,280
Speaker 2: Baby, that's a Derek original. That's a Derek original.

1250
00:59:12,360 --> 00:59:15,400
Speaker 1: On should we get into voicemails. Crack a cold one.

1251
00:59:15,840 --> 00:59:17,880
Speaker 1: I mean we've said a lot of stuff that's like hacks.

1252
00:59:18,160 --> 00:59:20,560
Speaker 1: By the way, you kind of slid that in there

1253
00:59:20,560 --> 00:59:22,400
Speaker 1: as a dad hack earlier when you talk about taking

1254
00:59:22,400 --> 00:59:24,480
Speaker 1: the baby wipe and put on the baby stomach. Yes, sir,

1255
00:59:24,600 --> 00:59:26,480
Speaker 1: that's for a five month old. So people in that

1256
00:59:26,560 --> 00:59:28,600
Speaker 1: world you're trying to keep them awake to drink the bottle.

1257
00:59:28,600 --> 00:59:29,919
Speaker 1: That sounds like a great dad hack.

1258
00:59:31,960 --> 00:59:34,320
Speaker 2: She didn't sound miserable like when I was, you know,

1259
00:59:34,440 --> 00:59:36,840
Speaker 2: like she wasn't crying or anything. It would rouse her

1260
00:59:37,000 --> 00:59:38,680
Speaker 2: enough to be like that's the game.

1261
00:59:38,720 --> 00:59:41,520
Speaker 1: There ain't no yeah, like whatever, whatever it takes, whatever

1262
00:59:41,560 --> 00:59:43,000
Speaker 1: it's wake your young ass up.

1263
00:59:43,280 --> 00:59:47,040
Speaker 2: They drink this bottle, drink this baba crack Okay, So

1264
00:59:47,200 --> 00:59:50,280
Speaker 2: crack a cold one, because what would it be if

1265
00:59:50,280 --> 00:59:52,720
Speaker 2: we didn't do a crack a cold one really quick?

1266
00:59:53,280 --> 00:59:55,400
Speaker 1: It'd be a shit episode? Would be us forgetting to

1267
00:59:55,400 --> 00:59:59,960
Speaker 1: take out the trash exactly. CODs Conceptually conceptually can I

1268
01:00:00,120 --> 01:00:04,560
Speaker 1: not like I liquid IV stretched, but just conceptually, yeah,

1269
01:00:04,600 --> 01:00:06,360
Speaker 1: you got it? You got it.

1270
01:00:06,360 --> 01:00:08,720
Speaker 2: It's a it's a gotten that is so important that

1271
01:00:08,840 --> 01:00:11,880
Speaker 2: I want to do an overarching krack a cold one.

1272
01:00:12,760 --> 01:00:17,560
Speaker 2: This goes to the entire for the Dad's extended network.

1273
01:00:17,680 --> 01:00:21,840
Speaker 2: I'm talking production team, I'm talking us too, I'm talking

1274
01:00:21,920 --> 01:00:26,160
Speaker 2: the moms, the wives, et cetera. Krack a cole one

1275
01:00:26,160 --> 01:00:29,120
Speaker 2: to us and just being able to go rocket when

1276
01:00:29,160 --> 01:00:33,040
Speaker 2: they call him the lefty. I have an Arctic raspberry this.

1277
01:00:33,280 --> 01:00:34,439
Speaker 1: I know it's gonna taste good.

1278
01:00:34,560 --> 01:00:37,240
Speaker 2: It is going to taste phenomenal. If you go to

1279
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Speaker 1: H my, uh my, crackicle One's just gonna go to

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Speaker 1: meeting Santa Claus taking photos of Santa Claus and it

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01:01:18,400 --> 01:01:24,120
Speaker 1: went beautifully, boys like beautifully. Rue conquered her fear taking

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Speaker 1: a photo with Santa smiled, and Scottie learned from her

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Speaker 1: new fear. Yeah, she learned a new fear of Santa Claus. Okay,

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Speaker 1: and it was incredible. I caught a little video and

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Speaker 1: I already know to myself, I see Scotty hanging on

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Speaker 1: mom a little tight. So you know, as dad, I

1299
01:01:42,480 --> 01:01:44,440
Speaker 1: know a funny moment's coming. Let me slide out the

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Speaker 1: phone and get the video rolling, because I already know

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01:01:47,080 --> 01:01:49,960
Speaker 1: she's gonna start crying. Come on, boom, take Scotty, sit

1302
01:01:50,000 --> 01:01:52,360
Speaker 1: her on Santa Claus's lap, and you just see it

1303
01:01:52,400 --> 01:01:54,920
Speaker 1: all happen. Face starts to go, she starts to cry.

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01:01:55,080 --> 01:01:58,440
Speaker 1: I'm chuckling behind the camera and she just helplessly sits

1305
01:01:58,440 --> 01:02:00,840
Speaker 1: thinking she's about to this is her life, last moment

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01:02:00,880 --> 01:02:03,920
Speaker 1: on earth, as this gentleman in a red suit and

1307
01:02:03,920 --> 01:02:05,000
Speaker 1: white beards.

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01:02:04,600 --> 01:02:06,160
Speaker 2: Holding her will's behind the camera.

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Speaker 1: Hey there he goes, got it, there you go. You

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01:02:10,440 --> 01:02:18,280
Speaker 1: means Santa Claus, you're doing some good. Oh dude. Rue

1311
01:02:18,320 --> 01:02:21,040
Speaker 1: was nervous, but she she met Santa. We took a

1312
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Speaker 1: family photo together, and then she wanted to do it

1313
01:02:22,880 --> 01:02:26,000
Speaker 1: a second time and her and Scotty. Scotty cried again. Yay.

1314
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Speaker 1: Rue conquered her fear with Santa Claus this year, good

1315
01:02:28,920 --> 01:02:31,800
Speaker 1: and Scottie learned her fear of Santa Claus this year.

1316
01:02:31,840 --> 01:02:35,360
Speaker 1: So it was it was perfect. That's a cold one

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01:02:35,640 --> 01:02:40,040
Speaker 1: worthy of cracking, sir. Yeah, do we want to get

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01:02:40,040 --> 01:02:42,640
Speaker 1: into Collins? Yeah, let's do it, man, let's do it.

1319
01:02:42,680 --> 01:02:50,160
Speaker 1: Let's get in the Collins again. You want to be

1320
01:02:50,160 --> 01:02:51,960
Speaker 1: featured on the show? Six and one of the dad's

1321
01:02:52,560 --> 01:02:55,919
Speaker 1: call in leave a voicemail, will feature on the show

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Speaker 1: and we will send you some merchandise.

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Speaker 3: Will Sherman's pulling this up? Real quick question for the audience.

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01:03:01,120 --> 01:03:04,600
Speaker 3: Did anyone listen to our Halloween story? Because if you

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01:03:04,680 --> 01:03:07,280
Speaker 3: did and you enjoy it, we'll do a Christmas one.

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01:03:07,320 --> 01:03:07,960
Speaker 1: But I want to make sure.

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Speaker 3: We didn't get any comments on it when we posted it,

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01:03:10,520 --> 01:03:12,040
Speaker 3: so I don't know if anyone saw it. It was

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Speaker 3: at the end of the episode. But I really want

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Speaker 3: to do another because it was really fun.

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Speaker 1: Hey, we posted the Halloween story and it got zero comments.

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Speaker 3: People might have listened, we don't know, but we didn't

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01:03:25,760 --> 01:03:29,920
Speaker 3: get any. We didn't really, I personally in my head,

1334
01:03:30,160 --> 01:03:32,880
Speaker 3: did we get comments? I thought, oh, okay, we got comments.

1335
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Speaker 1: I personally in my head thought it was going to

1336
01:03:35,080 --> 01:03:40,120
Speaker 1: be some like AI animated storytelling happening, not just kind

1337
01:03:40,120 --> 01:03:42,160
Speaker 1: of like where it's just you know, a little song

1338
01:03:42,200 --> 01:03:43,280
Speaker 1: and then like what.

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01:03:43,520 --> 01:03:47,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, we're gonna We're gonna expand on it. That

1340
01:03:47,440 --> 01:03:48,200
Speaker 3: was the first run.

1341
01:03:48,360 --> 01:03:50,640
Speaker 1: And then like when I'm doing my character, I'm envisioning

1342
01:03:50,640 --> 01:03:53,320
Speaker 1: what this character might look like when the YouTube rols out,

1343
01:03:53,320 --> 01:03:54,800
Speaker 1: But when it just kind of sat there on like

1344
01:03:54,840 --> 01:03:57,720
Speaker 1: a you know, like a desktop background with a little

1345
01:03:57,720 --> 01:04:00,400
Speaker 1: bit of music while the story just went, I'm like, hey, yeah.

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01:04:00,320 --> 01:04:02,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're right, and that that was on That was

1347
01:04:02,640 --> 01:04:05,920
Speaker 3: on me. But if we get a chance at a

1348
01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:09,560
Speaker 3: Christmas shot, we're gonna go big and it's gonna be great.

1349
01:04:09,720 --> 01:04:12,080
Speaker 3: But we just need to know if we want animation,

1350
01:04:13,360 --> 01:04:15,400
Speaker 3: I just need to do it early because it I

1351
01:04:15,440 --> 01:04:17,800
Speaker 3: don't know how to animate, but I'll figure it out.

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01:04:18,040 --> 01:04:20,080
Speaker 1: Yeah again, that was just what I was thinking in

1353
01:04:20,080 --> 01:04:22,120
Speaker 1: my head it was gonna be. We kind of knew

1354
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Speaker 1: when we put up.

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Speaker 3: I was like this, it is like the low fi Youtubeah.

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Speaker 1: But so if I got no comments, I'm almost like

1357
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Speaker 1: just so people reached out.

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Speaker 5: I read through a lot of people send in pictures

1359
01:04:32,760 --> 01:04:35,200
Speaker 5: of uh like, we had a couple of people images

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Speaker 5: that people having their kid watched the leaves fall and

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Speaker 5: the story on and stuff like that, and people.

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Speaker 1: Commented, okay, okay, I'm missing they did, Derek says. People

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Speaker 1: reached out, I would you just your family the video

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Speaker 1: and group chat and they just bumbed up it.

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01:04:49,200 --> 01:04:51,320
Speaker 2: No, I have a comment right here that says, Mila

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Speaker 2: the bat fucking ribs.

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Speaker 1: Way to go with it. Okay, way to go, Willie.

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Speaker 3: I must have read him like right when the episode

1369
01:04:57,480 --> 01:04:59,120
Speaker 3: came out and then didn't bother because I.

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Speaker 1: And I don't want to do this to myself.

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01:05:02,240 --> 01:05:05,080
Speaker 2: I don't want to who voice Benny the Puppy Academy

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Speaker 2: Award where they I've there's like eight more.

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01:05:09,120 --> 01:05:11,240
Speaker 1: I don't want to. But that's that's all.

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Speaker 3: Men.

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01:05:11,880 --> 01:05:17,400
Speaker 2: No, you're fine, You're fine, Callins Collins. Let's hit them guys.

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Speaker 2: This one titled Bathtime Combos.

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Speaker 1: What's up? Boys?

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Speaker 4: This is Taylor from Idaho, Pt. Sixer now for I

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01:06:48,200 --> 01:06:52,000
Speaker 4: mean my little girl she is eighteen months old. Just

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01:06:52,080 --> 01:06:55,760
Speaker 4: need some advice here. My wife and I, as of

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01:06:55,880 --> 01:07:00,320
Speaker 4: the last I think eight or ten months, we've been

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01:07:00,400 --> 01:07:04,000
Speaker 4: making sure that we switch off bath time every night, right,

1404
01:07:04,120 --> 01:07:06,880
Speaker 4: So whoever does the bath, the other person does the dishes,

1405
01:07:07,680 --> 01:07:10,720
Speaker 4: and I won't lie. Shame on me. For a little while,

1406
01:07:10,840 --> 01:07:13,680
Speaker 4: I was always like a son of it's my turn

1407
01:07:13,760 --> 01:07:18,120
Speaker 4: to do the bath, right, But now I obviously I

1408
01:07:18,280 --> 01:07:19,960
Speaker 4: know that I need to not take the bad time

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01:07:20,040 --> 01:07:23,760
Speaker 4: for Granted, it's some extra special time that I get

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01:07:23,840 --> 01:07:28,440
Speaker 4: to spend with my daughter Emmy, And she's at that

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01:07:28,600 --> 01:07:31,240
Speaker 4: age where she's not like talking. She can understand me,

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01:07:31,280 --> 01:07:33,560
Speaker 4: but she's not talking. What the heck do I do

1413
01:07:33,680 --> 01:07:36,479
Speaker 4: in the bath with her? Do I just like down

1414
01:07:36,560 --> 01:07:39,320
Speaker 4: with third Do I just like singing some songs?

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01:07:39,400 --> 01:07:41,920
Speaker 1: Do I just like continue to play with the toys?

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01:07:42,360 --> 01:07:43,960
Speaker 4: I just you ot to do that and I just

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01:07:44,080 --> 01:07:46,000
Speaker 4: kind of hang out and chill like I don't know

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01:07:46,080 --> 01:07:48,280
Speaker 4: what to do, Like, how do I make that extra

1419
01:07:48,400 --> 01:07:49,600
Speaker 4: special for her?

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01:07:49,880 --> 01:07:50,000
Speaker 1: Am?

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01:07:50,040 --> 01:07:51,919
Speaker 4: I supposed to be teaching her things in the bath?

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01:07:52,360 --> 01:07:54,080
Speaker 4: What do y'all do for bath time? Do you let

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01:07:54,160 --> 01:07:56,000
Speaker 4: him hang out for a long time? Do you get

1424
01:07:56,080 --> 01:07:57,480
Speaker 4: the cleaning done and get out?

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01:07:57,680 --> 01:08:02,480
Speaker 1: Like? What what does bathtime look like? God? What a

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01:08:02,600 --> 01:08:07,000
Speaker 1: call in? Hey, this is a man that needs some help.

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01:08:07,240 --> 01:08:10,160
Speaker 1: He needs some help, like we all do.

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01:08:11,720 --> 01:08:13,840
Speaker 2: I don't even I don't even know how to answer

1429
01:08:13,920 --> 01:08:16,080
Speaker 2: that question because I'm trying to think what I do

1430
01:08:16,280 --> 01:08:17,040
Speaker 2: during bathtime?

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01:08:17,800 --> 01:08:20,360
Speaker 1: You just kind of play and talk to him like

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01:08:20,439 --> 01:08:24,160
Speaker 1: I'm picturing my man. What's his name, Timothy, Timothy from Idaho?

1433
01:08:24,280 --> 01:08:27,439
Speaker 1: From Idaho, Timothy, just picturing tim Just set the kid

1434
01:08:27,520 --> 01:08:29,519
Speaker 1: in the bathtub, and he's just kind of sitting there

1435
01:08:29,560 --> 01:08:32,040
Speaker 1: looking at her, just thinking, what do I do here?

1436
01:08:33,920 --> 01:08:33,960
Speaker 3: So?

1437
01:08:34,160 --> 01:08:34,200
Speaker 4: What?

1438
01:08:34,560 --> 01:08:37,880
Speaker 1: Okay, we clean the baby? What's next? Why what do

1439
01:08:37,920 --> 01:08:40,240
Speaker 1: you come downstairs? Baby's clean? Watched like you guys have

1440
01:08:40,320 --> 01:08:42,559
Speaker 1: fun a bast time. He's like, I think, I guess.

1441
01:08:42,640 --> 01:08:43,920
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just looked at her.

1442
01:08:45,479 --> 01:08:49,120
Speaker 2: I pour, uh, I need to record myself. I think

1443
01:08:49,120 --> 01:08:52,519
Speaker 2: I'm gonna record myself to where you just see me

1444
01:08:53,040 --> 01:08:56,960
Speaker 2: during bathtime to see what I do because I'm actually interested.

1445
01:08:57,120 --> 01:08:59,640
Speaker 1: I do a ton of baby talk. Yeah, I know

1446
01:08:59,800 --> 01:09:01,640
Speaker 1: that you're just sitting there kind of conversing with him,

1447
01:09:01,720 --> 01:09:04,200
Speaker 1: like yah, I'm picturing especially if Ru back when she

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01:09:04,320 --> 01:09:05,680
Speaker 1: was eighteen months, because he's in it. He's in a

1449
01:09:05,760 --> 01:09:08,200
Speaker 1: great he's in a great pocket for age. Like I

1450
01:09:08,240 --> 01:09:11,360
Speaker 1: feel like sixteen months sticks out as the month where

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01:09:11,439 --> 01:09:14,599
Speaker 1: Rue's personality really started to show up A little bit. Yeah,

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01:09:15,640 --> 01:09:17,719
Speaker 1: I'm just taking Yeah, eighteen months. You get your kiddo

1453
01:09:17,760 --> 01:09:20,080
Speaker 1: in the water, you know, is it too Oh it's

1454
01:09:20,080 --> 01:09:21,680
Speaker 1: not too hot. Oh, it feels just right. And you

1455
01:09:21,800 --> 01:09:23,560
Speaker 1: kind of slowly get him in the water. You're like,

1456
01:09:23,640 --> 01:09:25,760
Speaker 1: oh is that warm and cozy? And you take the

1457
01:09:25,840 --> 01:09:28,519
Speaker 1: little cup. You start like pouring it on their little body,

1458
01:09:29,040 --> 01:09:31,240
Speaker 1: like oh, here comes in on the right shoulder. Boop.

1459
01:09:31,640 --> 01:09:33,360
Speaker 1: You start getting their hair. Oh can I get you

1460
01:09:33,400 --> 01:09:34,880
Speaker 1: don't want it in your eyes? Let me block it.

1461
01:09:34,960 --> 01:09:36,439
Speaker 1: Can you look up a little bit? You gotta look

1462
01:09:36,520 --> 01:09:38,599
Speaker 1: up or water's gonna get in your eyes. You pour

1463
01:09:38,640 --> 01:09:40,920
Speaker 1: it on them. Oh look look at your toys, whether

1464
01:09:40,960 --> 01:09:44,360
Speaker 1: it's a little scrunchy ones that's just like letters, yeah yeah.

1465
01:09:44,920 --> 01:09:47,639
Speaker 1: Or we have a couple of little fish, a couple

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01:09:47,680 --> 01:09:49,080
Speaker 1: little things she can play with that are kind of

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01:09:49,080 --> 01:09:51,559
Speaker 1: connected to the side of the bathtub, or she can

1468
01:09:51,680 --> 01:09:54,760
Speaker 1: spin it or whatever. Again, trying to picture her at

1469
01:09:54,840 --> 01:09:57,080
Speaker 1: eighteen months old. Cascotti's won. We kind of have her

1470
01:09:57,120 --> 01:09:59,519
Speaker 1: sitting on that little yeah, like trike thing where they

1471
01:09:59,520 --> 01:10:01,519
Speaker 1: got a little that you set them on and those

1472
01:10:01,560 --> 01:10:03,840
Speaker 1: are quick, those are like quick bass right yeah, yeah,

1473
01:10:03,880 --> 01:10:05,200
Speaker 1: like you said there and you dump tho a cup

1474
01:10:05,200 --> 01:10:06,559
Speaker 1: on them. A couple of times. You get to soap

1475
01:10:06,560 --> 01:10:08,000
Speaker 1: with the rag. You go around there, you like sing

1476
01:10:08,080 --> 01:10:10,080
Speaker 1: them a song or play with them, or talk about splashing.

1477
01:10:10,360 --> 01:10:12,120
Speaker 1: It's like at that age too, Like Scotty, He's like,

1478
01:10:12,280 --> 01:10:13,760
Speaker 1: do you want to slash? Splas splashplash. You kind of

1479
01:10:13,760 --> 01:10:15,639
Speaker 1: show him on a splash and they spla, Oh my gosh,

1480
01:10:15,680 --> 01:10:21,760
Speaker 1: you love splash under the neck and then you know,

1481
01:10:22,800 --> 01:10:24,400
Speaker 1: soap their head, rub it.

1482
01:10:25,120 --> 01:10:29,080
Speaker 2: I uh, maybe a Dad Hack waterproof book. We got

1483
01:10:29,160 --> 01:10:29,880
Speaker 2: one at Target.

1484
01:10:30,479 --> 01:10:30,759
Speaker 1: Nice.

1485
01:10:31,200 --> 01:10:34,240
Speaker 2: It's fun, It's got little pictures in it. Then Scarlet's

1486
01:10:34,320 --> 01:10:36,800
Speaker 2: like just now being able to like hold things with

1487
01:10:36,920 --> 01:10:40,439
Speaker 2: both hands. I put the book in her hands and

1488
01:10:40,680 --> 01:10:42,639
Speaker 2: just holding it and putting it in her mouth instead

1489
01:10:42,640 --> 01:10:46,200
Speaker 2: of reading it. And I'm talking for Scarlet. Yeah, oh,

1490
01:10:46,360 --> 01:10:48,800
Speaker 2: Dad dies, I like this book. Oh really, Scarlet? Are

1491
01:10:48,840 --> 01:10:49,519
Speaker 2: you reading the book?

1492
01:10:49,640 --> 01:10:51,920
Speaker 1: Yeah? Doing such a good job. Tim strikes me as

1493
01:10:51,960 --> 01:10:56,920
Speaker 1: a man who he's confused on what to do when

1494
01:10:57,000 --> 01:10:58,960
Speaker 1: the job is so easy. But he seems like a

1495
01:10:59,120 --> 01:11:01,960
Speaker 1: man's man to where he's pretty reserved and doesn't say

1496
01:11:02,000 --> 01:11:04,800
Speaker 1: a whole lot of words, doesn't necessarily care to communicate

1497
01:11:04,880 --> 01:11:07,639
Speaker 1: his emotions, just wants to like feel pain or anger

1498
01:11:07,680 --> 01:11:11,520
Speaker 1: and kind of you know, stay quiet, be very internal.

1499
01:11:12,160 --> 01:11:16,519
Speaker 1: That's who he strikes me as. But this, yeah, this

1500
01:11:16,680 --> 01:11:18,880
Speaker 1: bath game is easy because you got to think to

1501
01:11:18,880 --> 01:11:21,160
Speaker 1: your flip the switch in your brain and think, I'm

1502
01:11:21,160 --> 01:11:23,320
Speaker 1: gonna sound stupid right now and I'm notoxious, but I'm

1503
01:11:23,360 --> 01:11:25,680
Speaker 1: gonna do it with my little girl. Yeah, that's all

1504
01:11:25,720 --> 01:11:27,800
Speaker 1: it is. Because Scott's Zilla. The difference between your ruin

1505
01:11:27,800 --> 01:11:30,320
Speaker 1: and Scott' Zilla rue. She would have to tilt her

1506
01:11:30,400 --> 01:11:32,200
Speaker 1: because she hates some one like water gets and rise

1507
01:11:32,240 --> 01:11:35,040
Speaker 1: and everything else. Scott Zilla. I'll dump the cup on

1508
01:11:35,120 --> 01:11:37,840
Speaker 1: her head. I'll don their water border a couple times

1509
01:11:37,840 --> 01:11:40,519
Speaker 1: because she's just sitting there. She she eats it, bro

1510
01:11:40,800 --> 01:11:44,800
Speaker 1: she eats it. I'll be dump it on her head.

1511
01:11:44,800 --> 01:11:46,320
Speaker 1: You know when you get a little curious, Okay, if

1512
01:11:46,360 --> 01:11:47,680
Speaker 1: a little bit gets on their eyes, like how do

1513
01:11:47,760 --> 01:11:51,040
Speaker 1: they react like smiles or whatever. And then I'm like,

1514
01:11:51,120 --> 01:11:52,519
Speaker 1: you know, get a little cup of water and then

1515
01:11:52,560 --> 01:11:55,839
Speaker 1: like dump it on her head and then she smiles.

1516
01:11:55,840 --> 01:11:57,840
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, you got to mess with the water. Now,

1517
01:11:57,960 --> 01:11:59,839
Speaker 1: let's get a little action in here. Scotty.

1518
01:12:00,040 --> 01:12:03,560
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's exactly like Scarlet's like reaching at the

1519
01:12:03,880 --> 01:12:06,280
Speaker 2: I like, you know, pour the cup on her and yeah,

1520
01:12:06,520 --> 01:12:09,519
Speaker 2: she's like reaching for the water. Yeah, gets on her

1521
01:12:09,600 --> 01:12:12,519
Speaker 2: face and she kind of like shakes, but then she's like, okay,

1522
01:12:12,600 --> 01:12:13,240
Speaker 2: I want more.

1523
01:12:13,400 --> 01:12:16,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's another little dad hack in during bad time

1524
01:12:16,720 --> 01:12:18,000
Speaker 1: and she take the cup of water, gets you a

1525
01:12:18,040 --> 01:12:19,720
Speaker 1: big cup of water too, and just do like a

1526
01:12:19,880 --> 01:12:21,760
Speaker 1: slow pour in front of them. Or they have like

1527
01:12:21,840 --> 01:12:23,479
Speaker 1: that little stream and they just want to grab it

1528
01:12:23,520 --> 01:12:26,640
Speaker 1: and there figuring out what water is, what it feels like,

1529
01:12:26,760 --> 01:12:29,040
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, is this going through my hand? How's

1530
01:12:29,040 --> 01:12:31,160
Speaker 1: it going around? Whenever I take my hand out, the

1531
01:12:31,240 --> 01:12:33,240
Speaker 1: stream still goes all the way down to the water

1532
01:12:33,360 --> 01:12:35,760
Speaker 1: with I can't grab it and pull it. And they're

1533
01:12:35,840 --> 01:12:38,200
Speaker 1: just kind of fascinating. You just stare at them, and Scarlett,

1534
01:12:38,360 --> 01:12:42,479
Speaker 1: is that water, Oh my goodness, are you thirsty? You

1535
01:12:42,600 --> 01:12:43,200
Speaker 1: can't drink it.

1536
01:12:43,280 --> 01:12:46,040
Speaker 2: It's got soaphy in it. And Scarlet, if her brain

1537
01:12:46,200 --> 01:12:48,479
Speaker 2: is telling her that looks like I could drink that.

1538
01:12:48,680 --> 01:12:51,599
Speaker 2: And so whenever I like pour it under like her neck,

1539
01:12:51,920 --> 01:12:56,600
Speaker 2: the entire time, she's going trying to drink it and

1540
01:12:56,680 --> 01:12:58,519
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh no, no, no, don't drink this.

1541
01:12:58,640 --> 01:13:00,560
Speaker 1: Oh. They take some scru she kind of put in

1542
01:13:00,600 --> 01:13:02,560
Speaker 1: her mouth. No, that's dirty water. You don't want to

1543
01:13:02,600 --> 01:13:04,680
Speaker 1: drink that. You don't want to drink that water. No, no,

1544
01:13:04,920 --> 01:13:11,280
Speaker 1: cut it out. Stop. Sorry, you're ruining batht No, we

1545
01:13:11,360 --> 01:13:13,800
Speaker 1: don't drink that water. Then water's better. You know that's

1546
01:13:13,840 --> 01:13:20,479
Speaker 1: dirty water? All right, okay, stop cut it out right now.

1547
01:13:20,680 --> 01:13:25,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you just want to go to bed, okay, baby,

1548
01:13:26,560 --> 01:13:31,879
Speaker 2: Thank you Timothy for Timothy Baby proving the Xmas tree.

1549
01:13:35,600 --> 01:13:39,439
Speaker 8: Santo Willie, I need some advice here. Maybe you guys

1550
01:13:39,479 --> 01:13:41,320
Speaker 8: could discuss this one on the pod. As you know,

1551
01:13:41,439 --> 01:13:42,559
Speaker 8: it's Christmas season.

1552
01:13:43,080 --> 01:13:46,559
Speaker 7: I got a one and a half quarter year old son.

1553
01:13:47,240 --> 01:13:49,679
Speaker 8: He's at that age where he's walking but not quite

1554
01:13:49,880 --> 01:13:53,840
Speaker 8: speaking English yet, just gibber jabberin. And it's Christmas tree.

1555
01:13:53,880 --> 01:13:57,120
Speaker 8: Time house already is closing in on us because we

1556
01:13:57,240 --> 01:13:58,920
Speaker 8: got toys all over the fucking place.

1557
01:13:59,000 --> 01:13:59,120
Speaker 1: Man.

1558
01:13:59,360 --> 01:14:03,519
Speaker 7: I'm tripping on little race cars, legos, building blocks.

1559
01:14:03,920 --> 01:14:08,559
Speaker 8: We're watching Miss Rachel on a repeat, trying to introduce

1560
01:14:08,640 --> 01:14:12,600
Speaker 8: the young buck to the Charlie Brown Christmas specials.

1561
01:14:12,680 --> 01:14:13,040
Speaker 1: Things that.

1562
01:14:14,520 --> 01:14:16,439
Speaker 8: This guy wants to tear down on a Christmas tree.

1563
01:14:16,760 --> 01:14:20,759
Speaker 8: I've tried fences, I've tried putting it on a table.

1564
01:14:21,640 --> 01:14:23,519
Speaker 8: It's a bad News Bears type situation.

1565
01:14:23,680 --> 01:14:23,800
Speaker 4: Here.

1566
01:14:24,200 --> 01:14:28,240
Speaker 7: What's your Christmas tree proof of baby advice?

1567
01:14:28,320 --> 01:14:29,200
Speaker 1: What do you got for me?

1568
01:14:30,200 --> 01:14:32,400
Speaker 8: I need a life raft here because I'm about to

1569
01:14:32,479 --> 01:14:35,559
Speaker 8: go get my third Christmas tree because for some reason,

1570
01:14:35,640 --> 01:14:38,280
Speaker 8: these things they just keep getting fucked up. One of

1571
01:14:38,320 --> 01:14:41,160
Speaker 8: them was too pussy. I went too light and it

1572
01:14:41,320 --> 01:14:44,400
Speaker 8: fell fell off the stand. I'm not about to rebuild

1573
01:14:44,840 --> 01:14:49,720
Speaker 8: a stand. The other one had bugs in it. Kid

1574
01:14:49,800 --> 01:14:51,479
Speaker 8: had bugs in his hair and stuff.

1575
01:14:52,000 --> 01:14:55,280
Speaker 7: Bad News Bears. Maybe I gotta get a fake tree.

1576
01:14:55,400 --> 01:14:59,759
Speaker 8: I don't know the issue, but any baby proof Christmas

1577
01:14:59,800 --> 01:15:04,559
Speaker 8: tree advice, I hope you and a good merry Christmas brother.

1578
01:15:04,640 --> 01:15:07,000
Speaker 2: I hope you're good. Good luck, good luck with those

1579
01:15:07,479 --> 01:15:11,719
Speaker 2: bucks in the Christmas tree. But they're coming from every direction.

1580
01:15:11,920 --> 01:15:14,559
Speaker 1: Now, I hate it. I grew up a real tree kid.

1581
01:15:15,160 --> 01:15:17,320
Speaker 1: We'd go to the tree farm, we'd cut it down,

1582
01:15:17,439 --> 01:15:20,120
Speaker 1: my dad would, we'd my brothers and I we'd pretend

1583
01:15:20,200 --> 01:15:22,960
Speaker 1: to play deer Hunter six while we were out there

1584
01:15:23,040 --> 01:15:26,000
Speaker 1: running around looking for a Christmas tree. Yeah, and uh,

1585
01:15:26,120 --> 01:15:29,040
Speaker 1: but I'm a fake tree guy. Okay, I'm a fake

1586
01:15:29,120 --> 01:15:31,840
Speaker 1: tree guy. I hate to admit it, but it is

1587
01:15:31,960 --> 01:15:34,679
Speaker 1: what it is. Yeah, it's easier. You get it going

1588
01:15:34,800 --> 01:15:37,080
Speaker 1: up every year you put it back in the box.

1589
01:15:37,680 --> 01:15:40,200
Speaker 1: And it sounds like what he's dealing with the little demon.

1590
01:15:40,400 --> 01:15:43,000
Speaker 1: He sees a tree. This is King Kong now going

1591
01:15:43,040 --> 01:15:45,120
Speaker 1: through the jungle, ripping off the tree and everything else.

1592
01:15:45,600 --> 01:15:47,280
Speaker 1: To me, the first one is, well, you can get

1593
01:15:47,320 --> 01:15:51,640
Speaker 1: a fake tree, but I don't know how to I

1594
01:15:51,720 --> 01:15:54,320
Speaker 1: don't know how to stop the rushing attack to the

1595
01:15:54,439 --> 01:15:58,200
Speaker 1: Christmas tree. Scotty's the same way, Scotty damn near she did.

1596
01:15:58,360 --> 01:16:01,840
Speaker 1: She broke Ruth's fine ornament. It's kind of cracked all over,

1597
01:16:02,000 --> 01:16:04,920
Speaker 1: so it's very sensitive. It will fall apart. We do

1598
01:16:05,120 --> 01:16:06,800
Speaker 1: have it back on the tree. It's hanging on for

1599
01:16:06,880 --> 01:16:09,160
Speaker 1: dear life right now. But if it goes down again,

1600
01:16:09,240 --> 01:16:12,360
Speaker 1: it's over with. I don't know what to do. I

1601
01:16:12,479 --> 01:16:16,600
Speaker 1: don't know what to do. Help me, help me. I

1602
01:16:17,439 --> 01:16:21,720
Speaker 1: don't know how to stop my child from grabbing the

1603
01:16:21,920 --> 01:16:23,240
Speaker 1: ornaments on the Christmas tree.

1604
01:16:23,280 --> 01:16:25,320
Speaker 2: I have this off, I have this off.

1605
01:16:26,000 --> 01:16:31,560
Speaker 1: How high can she reach? I mean shit, but she

1606
01:16:31,560 --> 01:16:36,320
Speaker 1: can probably reach like and that's about three feet off

1607
01:16:36,400 --> 01:16:37,920
Speaker 1: to the lower part of the tree, you know what

1608
01:16:37,920 --> 01:16:39,599
Speaker 1: I mean? Like, I know you can get the ornaments

1609
01:16:39,680 --> 01:16:42,400
Speaker 1: up higher. But she's still grabbing at this stuff on

1610
01:16:42,479 --> 01:16:46,439
Speaker 1: the tree, and you just gotta see Scottie, gentle, gentle,

1611
01:16:46,920 --> 01:16:50,240
Speaker 1: and they're kind of approaching them slowly, go ahead, surem.

1612
01:16:50,840 --> 01:16:58,240
Speaker 2: Okay, really quicks off target, has indestructible ornaments by the

1613
01:16:58,360 --> 01:17:02,080
Speaker 2: baby its own tree that it can fuck up and

1614
01:17:02,200 --> 01:17:05,599
Speaker 2: put the indestructible ornaments on it and just let them

1615
01:17:05,640 --> 01:17:05,840
Speaker 2: have it.

1616
01:17:08,439 --> 01:17:12,360
Speaker 1: Now, hang on these indestructible ornaments? Can you still take

1617
01:17:12,400 --> 01:17:13,040
Speaker 1: them off the tree?

1618
01:17:13,840 --> 01:17:13,960
Speaker 4: Oh?

1619
01:17:14,040 --> 01:17:16,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. What's wrong with that? Just

1620
01:17:16,920 --> 01:17:18,720
Speaker 1: ornaments all over the floor. That's okay. Still got to

1621
01:17:18,760 --> 01:17:19,639
Speaker 1: hang them back on the tree.

1622
01:17:21,479 --> 01:17:22,000
Speaker 2: It's still good.

1623
01:17:22,080 --> 01:17:24,280
Speaker 1: That's what parents are trying to figure out here is

1624
01:17:24,840 --> 01:17:26,439
Speaker 1: when the baby gets close to the tree and they

1625
01:17:26,479 --> 01:17:28,080
Speaker 1: got a hold of an ornament, and you don't just

1626
01:17:28,120 --> 01:17:33,000
Speaker 1: want to snap, hey stop sometimes I'll do that, scott Scotty, no, no, no,

1627
01:17:33,800 --> 01:17:36,439
Speaker 1: And you almost you're approaching them like they're like they

1628
01:17:36,479 --> 01:17:40,799
Speaker 1: have a gun on them. Yeah, like Scotty, easy, gentle,

1629
01:17:41,400 --> 01:17:44,840
Speaker 1: And you slowly start walking towards them, gentle. They start

1630
01:17:44,880 --> 01:17:49,240
Speaker 1: smiling a little bit easy, she starts no, and then

1631
01:17:49,320 --> 01:17:51,400
Speaker 1: you grab them and just remove them from the situation,

1632
01:17:51,479 --> 01:17:53,559
Speaker 1: and then you just hope you're sitting there playing your

1633
01:17:53,600 --> 01:17:56,080
Speaker 1: basketball in them, guard them so they don't get to

1634
01:17:56,120 --> 01:17:57,840
Speaker 1: the tree. And I just kind of guide her. Go

1635
01:17:57,960 --> 01:18:00,960
Speaker 1: over there, go over there. Look at that over there,

1636
01:18:01,040 --> 01:18:03,120
Speaker 1: Go get the ball. And that's where the fake tree,

1637
01:18:03,280 --> 01:18:06,519
Speaker 1: the fake small tree comes in. Look at that little thing.

1638
01:18:06,560 --> 01:18:09,760
Speaker 1: Go fuck that thing up. Okay, I see what you're

1639
01:18:09,800 --> 01:18:12,200
Speaker 1: saying to me. No matter what, they're still ripping off,

1640
01:18:12,400 --> 01:18:14,479
Speaker 1: like if you get the indestructible ornaments, like, yeah, it

1641
01:18:14,520 --> 01:18:17,519
Speaker 1: sucks with the that ruse ornaments broken. But no matter what,

1642
01:18:17,640 --> 01:18:19,479
Speaker 1: she's ripping off ornaments from the thing, like, I still

1643
01:18:19,479 --> 01:18:21,000
Speaker 1: got to I get on my hands and knees. You

1644
01:18:21,000 --> 01:18:23,080
Speaker 1: gotta put the little hook back in the thing, and

1645
01:18:23,160 --> 01:18:24,599
Speaker 1: then you put the ornament back on the tree.

1646
01:18:24,720 --> 01:18:28,560
Speaker 2: Well that's okay. So here's what I would do to

1647
01:18:28,960 --> 01:18:31,880
Speaker 2: explain it really quick. I would put a fence, like

1648
01:18:31,960 --> 01:18:37,240
Speaker 2: a dog type gate around real Christmas tree with breakable

1649
01:18:37,360 --> 01:18:43,639
Speaker 2: ornaments to distract child. Buy fifteen dollars tree that's only

1650
01:18:43,800 --> 01:18:46,639
Speaker 2: like two feet tall, put a bunch of indestructible ornaments

1651
01:18:46,680 --> 01:18:49,519
Speaker 2: on it, and then that's what they're fucking up all

1652
01:18:49,560 --> 01:18:49,880
Speaker 2: the time.

1653
01:18:50,960 --> 01:18:53,240
Speaker 1: Does that make sense. Yeah, I want to get a

1654
01:18:53,960 --> 01:18:58,439
Speaker 1: gait a cage of some sort. Yeah, and just put

1655
01:18:58,520 --> 01:19:03,639
Speaker 1: Scottie in it. Like every time she gets involved in something,

1656
01:19:03,920 --> 01:19:07,040
Speaker 1: she's climbing up on rue stepstool. Now, Like I'll look

1657
01:19:07,080 --> 01:19:08,640
Speaker 1: over and I just see your little head popping up

1658
01:19:08,680 --> 01:19:10,680
Speaker 1: from the island and I'm like, God, Scotty, how'd you

1659
01:19:10,760 --> 01:19:12,680
Speaker 1: get over there? I've told you you can't climb this.

1660
01:19:13,880 --> 01:19:17,679
Speaker 1: She gets around everything. She she clears out every cabinet

1661
01:19:17,760 --> 01:19:19,960
Speaker 1: that has stuff in it. Yeah, this is every day,

1662
01:19:20,160 --> 01:19:22,599
Speaker 1: and I tell your every time, sweetheart. This is why

1663
01:19:22,720 --> 01:19:24,840
Speaker 1: I want to get a cage for get a little

1664
01:19:24,880 --> 01:19:27,040
Speaker 1: play pin. Yeah, she needs to be like Ugga during

1665
01:19:27,080 --> 01:19:29,640
Speaker 1: the sec Ji chip game to where that's sitting in

1666
01:19:29,720 --> 01:19:36,800
Speaker 1: a kennel. You can't come outt is scott Zillo. She

1667
01:19:37,000 --> 01:19:38,719
Speaker 1: is ugg Yeah, Dane shev.

1668
01:19:38,800 --> 01:19:41,640
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry. Please, what was your thoughts on it?

1669
01:19:42,240 --> 01:19:45,280
Speaker 3: This might be a bad idea, okay, But as a kid,

1670
01:19:45,360 --> 01:19:47,679
Speaker 3: my parents under our tree we had in a little

1671
01:19:48,280 --> 01:19:51,160
Speaker 3: root Oflph the Reindeer electronic train. It's a train that

1672
01:19:51,320 --> 01:19:53,800
Speaker 3: just goes around the tree. And maybe it's a little

1673
01:19:53,800 --> 01:19:55,639
Speaker 3: bit of a smoke and mirrors thing that they're seeing

1674
01:19:55,720 --> 01:19:58,120
Speaker 3: like an actual moving train come around and she doesn't

1675
01:19:58,120 --> 01:19:59,720
Speaker 3: want to dat they might because for me and my

1676
01:19:59,720 --> 01:20:02,000
Speaker 3: little brother, that was never an issue. I don't know

1677
01:20:02,040 --> 01:20:04,000
Speaker 3: if it's because we would turn on the train and

1678
01:20:04,080 --> 01:20:05,160
Speaker 3: watch it go around the tree.

1679
01:20:05,520 --> 01:20:08,639
Speaker 1: You're probably just scared of the trains. No, I don't

1680
01:20:08,640 --> 01:20:11,679
Speaker 1: think so. I think you were a pussy. Your probably, Lama.

1681
01:20:11,960 --> 01:20:14,280
Speaker 1: You know it was like, I'm not gonna get rain

1682
01:20:14,360 --> 01:20:16,759
Speaker 1: over by the train. My number one shows was Thomas

1683
01:20:16,800 --> 01:20:20,120
Speaker 1: a tank Engine. I think you're kid, you were scared.

1684
01:20:21,240 --> 01:20:24,080
Speaker 1: I think you as a one year old you was

1685
01:20:24,120 --> 01:20:31,639
Speaker 1: a pussy. Chef, mamauck you in how many? How many

1686
01:20:31,800 --> 01:20:34,400
Speaker 1: bedtime cases did you get? Chef? I come to you

1687
01:20:34,479 --> 01:20:42,720
Speaker 1: with a solution. Your tea, Lama, Lama, Red Pajama? Was

1688
01:20:42,760 --> 01:20:53,200
Speaker 1: that your favorite book? Chef? No, well, chef, because if

1689
01:20:53,240 --> 01:20:56,880
Speaker 1: Scotty saw the train, that train's getting sucked up. Okay,

1690
01:20:56,920 --> 01:20:58,360
Speaker 1: I was about maybe it's the train.

1691
01:20:58,479 --> 01:21:00,800
Speaker 3: You buy the train knowing that the train's going to

1692
01:21:00,840 --> 01:21:02,960
Speaker 3: be a sacrificial lamb, and then you hang all the

1693
01:21:03,240 --> 01:21:05,360
Speaker 3: all the ornaments that are breakable. You don't want those

1694
01:21:05,479 --> 01:21:08,040
Speaker 3: stay above halfway up the tree line.

1695
01:21:08,479 --> 01:21:10,880
Speaker 1: Yeah. Then I look over and Scott's will be at

1696
01:21:10,880 --> 01:21:14,080
Speaker 1: the top of the tree tearning down the star. Yeah,

1697
01:21:14,160 --> 01:21:16,959
Speaker 1: you might be a shall you look up there? Scotti's

1698
01:21:17,040 --> 01:21:19,240
Speaker 1: up there? What you have?

1699
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Speaker 2: Kay Adams?

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Speaker 1: In ten minutes? Okay you want to we can pick

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01:21:23,840 --> 01:21:27,920
Speaker 1: back up? Uh we I We're pretty much good the rock,

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01:21:28,000 --> 01:21:30,439
Speaker 1: aren't We're pretty much. I got a nice little I

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01:21:30,520 --> 01:21:33,679
Speaker 1: saw on Instagram post and then I I can read

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Speaker 1: the lesson and.

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01:21:34,520 --> 01:21:36,600
Speaker 2: I have like a little lesson too or something I

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01:21:36,680 --> 01:21:37,360
Speaker 2: saw that was just.

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01:21:37,439 --> 01:21:43,439
Speaker 1: Like a great, great little reminder, great little prospective piece

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01:21:43,880 --> 01:21:46,719
Speaker 1: from my man too doing bath time, like, hey, enjoying

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01:21:46,800 --> 01:21:49,040
Speaker 1: bad time. I know I'm gonna miss bad time for me,

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01:21:49,080 --> 01:21:50,479
Speaker 1: the whole thing of bad time for me. It's just

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01:21:50,600 --> 01:21:52,599
Speaker 1: my little back just getting down on the ground. Yeah,

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01:21:53,040 --> 01:21:55,760
Speaker 1: Like I'll be the whole chest hanging on the side

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01:21:55,760 --> 01:21:58,040
Speaker 1: of the bath, like reaching my arms up because it's

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01:21:58,120 --> 01:22:01,240
Speaker 1: like sometimes I just can't stay lies and support my

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01:22:01,320 --> 01:22:01,720
Speaker 1: low back.

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Speaker 2: You need the third arm construction worker apparatus. If anybody's

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01:22:05,479 --> 01:22:08,360
Speaker 2: seen that on social media, will be a little Christmas

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01:22:08,760 --> 01:22:11,679
Speaker 2: maybe a little Christmas gift all right here. This comes

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01:22:11,720 --> 01:22:19,320
Speaker 2: from Wealthy, Healthy and Blonde. The profile on Instagram. We're thirty.

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01:22:19,920 --> 01:22:22,360
Speaker 2: It's December and he asked me what I want for

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Speaker 2: Christmas this year.

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Speaker 1: Oh. I laugh and say, oh, I don't know. Sleep, Silence, sanity.

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01:22:29,240 --> 01:22:32,160
Speaker 1: He half smiles because we both know I can't have that.

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01:22:33,240 --> 01:22:36,200
Speaker 1: We're eighty now. It's December, and he asked me what

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01:22:36,320 --> 01:22:38,880
Speaker 1: I want for Christmas this year. I look at the

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01:22:39,000 --> 01:22:45,040
Speaker 1: tree filled with handmade ornaments, now decades old, they hang quietly, untouched.

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01:22:45,760 --> 01:22:48,960
Speaker 1: I look at the lights glowing across an empty floor,

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01:22:49,760 --> 01:22:53,479
Speaker 1: no longer full of toy cars, legos, and crumbs. I

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01:22:53,640 --> 01:22:58,320
Speaker 1: recall the years where everything felt alive, the squeals at sunrise,

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01:22:58,640 --> 01:23:02,200
Speaker 1: the torn open boxes, the little voice is yelling, Mama,

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01:23:02,320 --> 01:23:05,760
Speaker 1: come see me. I cry and say, oh, I don't know.

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01:23:06,600 --> 01:23:09,360
Speaker 1: Just one more Christmas when they were little. He have

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01:23:09,560 --> 01:23:12,479
Speaker 1: smiles because we both know I can't have that. And

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01:23:12,600 --> 01:23:15,360
Speaker 1: that's when it hit me. I got everything I wanted

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Speaker 1: when I was thirty. Turns out I miss everything I

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01:23:18,479 --> 01:23:21,080
Speaker 1: had when I was thirty. The days are messy, but

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01:23:21,200 --> 01:23:23,840
Speaker 1: the years are magic, and you can't get him back,

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01:23:24,520 --> 01:23:29,640
Speaker 1: so enjoy them. That's a good one right there. It

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01:23:30,200 --> 01:23:32,200
Speaker 1: almost caught me on the last two slides.

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Speaker 2: That is a good one. God, that's a good reminder

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01:23:35,640 --> 01:23:40,639
Speaker 2: of just yeah, enjoy the suck, Embrace the suck. Mine

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01:23:41,160 --> 01:23:44,400
Speaker 2: falls in that as well. Here's my lesson of the week.

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Speaker 2: This week has been has reminded me of something simple

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01:23:50,320 --> 01:23:54,240
Speaker 2: but heavy. When man on man isn't working, you gotta

1745
01:23:54,360 --> 01:23:58,240
Speaker 2: switch to zone coverage. As a dad, sometimes your number

1746
01:23:58,240 --> 01:24:01,559
Speaker 2: one job is stepping up when you're partner can't. There

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01:24:01,600 --> 01:24:06,240
Speaker 2: are days where everything feels normal routines click, kid is fed,

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01:24:06,800 --> 01:24:10,760
Speaker 2: everyone's laughing, life is on the rails. And then there

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01:24:10,800 --> 01:24:15,120
Speaker 2: are days when your partner is exhausted, sick, mentally drained,

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01:24:15,320 --> 01:24:18,920
Speaker 2: burnt out, or just done. That's when it's your moment,

1751
01:24:19,400 --> 01:24:22,000
Speaker 2: not to complain, not to keep score, not to point

1752
01:24:22,040 --> 01:24:25,120
Speaker 2: out whose turn it was, but to silently step in,

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01:24:25,439 --> 01:24:28,000
Speaker 2: pick up the load, and carry it. Being a good

1754
01:24:28,080 --> 01:24:33,360
Speaker 2: partner isn't about even splits. It's about coverage. When one

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01:24:33,439 --> 01:24:37,080
Speaker 2: person is down, the other fills the space. That might

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01:24:37,200 --> 01:24:41,000
Speaker 2: mean doing bathtime without being asked, handling bedtime routines, solo

1757
01:24:41,200 --> 01:24:44,200
Speaker 2: cleaning the kitchen even when you worked all day running

1758
01:24:44,320 --> 01:24:46,599
Speaker 2: errands so she can lay down for twenty minutes, taking

1759
01:24:46,680 --> 01:24:50,040
Speaker 2: the emotional hits so she doesn't have to. It's not

1760
01:24:50,200 --> 01:24:53,559
Speaker 2: glamorous No one applauds you, but it matters because when

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01:24:53,600 --> 01:24:58,280
Speaker 2: your wife feels safe, supported and seen, your home becomes stronger.

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01:24:58,520 --> 01:25:01,519
Speaker 2: Your kids learned teamwork by watching it, and your marriage

1763
01:25:01,560 --> 01:25:05,120
Speaker 2: becomes less about surviving seasons and more about winning the

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01:25:05,200 --> 01:25:09,120
Speaker 2: seasons together. So Dad's this week, just pay attention. If

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01:25:09,200 --> 01:25:13,040
Speaker 2: she's struggling, step in, if she's overwhelmed, anchor the household.

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01:25:13,360 --> 01:25:17,320
Speaker 2: If she's running on fumes, be the refuel station. Not

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Speaker 2: because it's your duty, but because that's what love looks like.

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Speaker 1: In real life. Well done, well done, my friend great

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01:25:27,840 --> 01:25:28,640
Speaker 1: so today a.

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Speaker 2: Great so, great so and one of our shortest sodes potentially,

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01:25:32,960 --> 01:25:34,360
Speaker 2: What were we running at?

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01:25:35,040 --> 01:25:37,919
Speaker 1: This is going to be the shortest sode since episode

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01:25:37,960 --> 01:25:41,360
Speaker 1: of one. That's okay, It's okay, a lot going on,

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01:25:41,439 --> 01:25:43,280
Speaker 1: I know, Papa Team shakes will come. There'll be some

1775
01:25:43,400 --> 01:25:46,080
Speaker 1: mentions about the short episode that we covered a lot

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01:25:46,200 --> 01:25:48,360
Speaker 1: though we did. We had some fun. Yeah, that was

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01:25:48,479 --> 01:25:50,759
Speaker 1: quick and fast, but we hit all the bases.

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01:25:50,960 --> 01:25:53,120
Speaker 2: The sound waves on that edit thing are good.

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01:25:53,200 --> 01:25:56,800
Speaker 1: There's gonna be zero breaks, yeah, zero. Papa Team six.

1780
01:25:57,160 --> 01:26:00,880
Speaker 1: Keep showing up, keep overthinking every time conversation going through

1781
01:26:00,920 --> 01:26:05,639
Speaker 1: your head, and keep submitting eventually submitting to what's best

1782
01:26:05,680 --> 01:26:07,960
Speaker 1: for you and Wifey on Milk Team six and keep

1783
01:26:08,040 --> 01:26:10,479
Speaker 1: submitting to what's best for you and the family. Take

1784
01:26:10,520 --> 01:26:14,120
Speaker 1: your trash out. We love you, we appreciate you. BT six.

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Speaker 1: We will see you next week.