Speaker 1: Let's fucking hello the Internet and welcome to Season two,
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Speaker 1: March second, twenty twenty three. My name is Jack O'Brien
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Speaker 1: hot Dog and Fries. I could be Kathy. I could
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Speaker 1: whose monthly show is called Triplet Auditions. So we're all trying,
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Speaker 1: month or whatever south By is. It's Annabelle and Sabine Ash.
Speaker 1: What's up, guys. Oh my gosh, what a pleasure, What
Speaker 1: a pleasure to hill you. I'm feeling the excitement, feeling
Speaker 1: I'm feeling the smiling, feeling joy, dealing, the feeling normal, feeling,
Speaker 1: all the all the all the regular stuff, the normal
Speaker 1: stuff people feel. I feel human, human emotions. I also realized,
Speaker 1: I'm wearing We're going Disney mode today. I'm wearing my floridash,
Speaker 1: my Florida top. Absolutely Florida stuff coming in Florida dominating
Speaker 1: the news cycle, all for good reasons. I'm sure they're
Speaker 1: nailing it. It's all just yes, setting a golden standard
Speaker 1: as all the sunshine standard. Yeah. Yeah, very proud to
Speaker 1: be to hail from there. So Florida. So you're Brooklyn
Speaker 1: by way of Florida. Yeah, dude, what do you what?
Speaker 1: What did Florida bequeath unto you? Your experience in Florida? Like,
Speaker 1: what what do we need to know about Florida That
Speaker 1: like doesn't come across from the the memes and the
Speaker 1: news stories. It's I mean, the memes and the news
Speaker 1: stories are just a highlight reel. I would always say
Speaker 1: that it is crazier, even crazier. Oh yeah, and there
Speaker 1: was there was like the craziest stuff that ever happened
Speaker 1: at our high school. There was two double homicides our
Speaker 1: senior year of high school awkward and such an awkward
Speaker 1: time to be a team and on student government no
Speaker 1: less Jesus Lord and so yeah, but so those aren't
Speaker 1: those weren't even in like the dare I say side
Speaker 1: guys they were they were not ever spoken of, And
Speaker 1: it's so blacky wild. But there's also a general attitude
Speaker 1: in Florida that is so messed up but also hilarious.
Speaker 1: It is like a kind of sick giddiness that everybody
Speaker 1: has to be to have like a proximity to stuff
Speaker 1: that people are talking about and like to be like
Speaker 1: I was there or like there's there was an article
Speaker 1: there was a case in our county of Palm Beache
Speaker 1: County where a kid killed his parents to have a
Speaker 1: party and left their bodies in the house as we
Speaker 1: had the party. Oh yeah, hit our nice. It's so
Speaker 1: nice to connect with. And it's like there's like a
Speaker 1: big old rolling so an article about it, and like
Speaker 1: the last line of the article is a quote from
Speaker 1: one of the kids who attended the party that was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's my stuff, what's acted? But at least I can
Speaker 1: say I was there. Wow, Annibal come and rip roaring
Speaker 1: out the gate listing three homicides in a room and
Speaker 1: my normal I'm on my normal girl, shit my thing recently,
Speaker 1: So y'all heard about y'all the thing where it was
Speaker 1: like they found a allighat in prospect Cark epic, Yes,
Speaker 1: and yeah, another transplant. One of my co workers was like,
Speaker 1: I was like, did it say in the article like
Speaker 1: how big it was by like Florida brain poison? Being
Speaker 1: like really, and then my co worker was like, how
Speaker 1: many families can it feed? And can? I don't run
Speaker 1: it um and my coworkers like, yeah, it was huge.
Speaker 1: It was like four feet and I was like, that's small. Actually,
Speaker 1: put it back. Annabel tweeted said put it back and
Speaker 1: let it grow, and I said, yeah, let it put
Speaker 1: it back and let it grow. For sure. That's like
Speaker 1: a toddler. What's it? What's a what's the respectively sized
Speaker 1: Gator buyer standards? Just seven? I would say, yeah, six
Speaker 1: to eight, six to eight. Like you hear about eight,
Speaker 1: you're not you know, you're not super like that's eight's
Speaker 1: not too crazy. Like if you hear like ten, you're
Speaker 1: like that's big. But then wait, what was the size
Speaker 1: of the one what was the size of the one
Speaker 1: that made us late to school that one time that
Speaker 1: was going to go ahead and be eight feet long
Speaker 1: on the highway. Yeah, yeah, yeah, there was like a
Speaker 1: theater on the highway, So it has to yeah, it
Speaker 1: has to be big enough to cover at least one
Speaker 1: lane of traffic and then respect Yeah yeah, yeah, then
Speaker 1: I look the eye. You'll mention it once you get
Speaker 1: to school. You're like, fuck this any any other double homicides? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think you undercounted the homicides actually because there were
Speaker 1: two double homicides, that's true. Well, yeah, two doubles. Oh
Speaker 1: that's four bodies. Yeah, and actually it was actually it
Speaker 1: was actually five because one of them was a double,
Speaker 1: a double homie sue. I'm sorry for literally saying that, um,
Speaker 1: but it was that. And then also one of the
Speaker 1: double homicides was actually you guessed it on campus, thank
Speaker 1: you so much. It was crazy. It was some janitor
Speaker 1: on janitor not I hate jenitor on janitor crime. It
Speaker 1: was uh. I went to I like, did a show
Speaker 1: at uh that I think you have in Tallahassee. Yeah,
Speaker 1: as you stay, I fucked up, I fucked up on fire,
Speaker 1: but I I went there last year, and um, afterwards,
Speaker 1: I like was like, hmm, am I safe to make
Speaker 1: a Ted Bundy joke? Like, I don't know, is it
Speaker 1: cool to make a Ted Bundy joke while I'm here?
Speaker 1: And it couldn't have gone over better. And then there
Speaker 1: was a group that came up to me afterwards and
Speaker 1: was like, do you want the Ted Bundy tour of
Speaker 1: campus because like it's not clearly marked, but we can
Speaker 1: show you like where he was at, and so yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know, I think it was so
Speaker 1: happy to show you the carnage and terror. We're just
Speaker 1: happy someone wants to see something like we're like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: it was. It was. It was pretty dark, it pretty
Speaker 1: went out, and I was, you know, in the grasp
Speaker 1: of a bunch of nineteen year old two restrangers, and
Speaker 1: so I was like, you know what, guys, actually I think, yeah,
Speaker 1: usually don't need to do this, that's yeah. But um,
Speaker 1: but I I hung in there for a good fifteen minutes.
Speaker 1: And I do think that there's like something incredibly potent
Speaker 1: about a leftist from Florida, because you really, they really
Speaker 1: make you work for it against all odds. Nevertheless, it
Speaker 1: is so it's like it's so wild because it's like
Speaker 1: now especially like like it's in like small town Florida,
Speaker 1: like kind of where we're from. Like our cousins, our
Speaker 1: uncle like is not a Republican, but they my our
Speaker 1: two cousins, neither of whom are old enough to vote,
Speaker 1: are both. It's like the popular thing to be like
Speaker 1: still now Trump supporters, even though it's like the cool
Speaker 1: kid thing, and it's like it's come around to a
Speaker 1: point where it's like kids are rebelling against their liberal
Speaker 1: parents by supporting Trump. It's like so ye whackety dackety
Speaker 1: dootally dodo of course a whole last mess they don't know.
Speaker 1: Oh well, we're gonna get to know you both a
Speaker 1: little bit better in a moment. First, a couple of
Speaker 1: things that we might be talking about today. Ron de
Speaker 1: Santis new new book dropping Jamie You feeling the competition me,
Speaker 1: Prince Harry and round Santis. It's all jockeying. It's a
Speaker 1: big season for the publishing industry. Ronda Santis major. So
Speaker 1: he he has a new book coming out that uses
Speaker 1: the word elite like forty times in twelve pages, somebody counted,
Speaker 1: and also spends a whole chapter like justifying his Disney
Speaker 1: adult wedding. So we're gonna talk about that. We're gonna
Speaker 1: talk about Havana syndrome back in the news. Another intelligence
Speaker 1: review that has concluded that it was not caused by
Speaker 1: sci fi weapons, and you know, seems to leave the
Speaker 1: conclusion that it was in the heads of the CIA
Speaker 1: agents who experienced it. So we'll talk about that because
Speaker 1: I love to talk about it and just say the
Speaker 1: same thing over and over again. But the mainstream media
Speaker 1: is not picking up my lead. So I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: keep saying it until they do. They will hear you,
Speaker 1: they will. But before we get to any of it,
Speaker 1: Sabina Annabelle, we do like to ask our guests, what
Speaker 1: is something from your search history? Why don't we start
Speaker 1: with you? Of course, And I knew you were going
Speaker 1: to say that was just why I started talking. Of course,
Speaker 1: I was trying to this is like, okay, super random sauce. Okay,
Speaker 1: But I was doing America's greatest past time, which is
Speaker 1: talking smack in a group chat, and I was I
Speaker 1: didn't know, okay, So I thought within the within the
Speaker 1: lexicon of terms describing various subsections of gay culture, I
Speaker 1: was familiar with twink, I was unfamiliar with twunk, and
Speaker 1: so one in my start of history is twink definition.
Speaker 1: I was under the impression that it was like a
Speaker 1: past tense twink like used to be a twink right
Speaker 1: now no longer a twink like, yeah, I thought, and
Speaker 1: I was like, you're in the sense I was. I
Speaker 1: conjugated it, um, yeah, but alas not the case. I
Speaker 1: learned that it is a combination of twink and hunk,
Speaker 1: So that is something that But I was like, wouldn't
Speaker 1: it be way better if it was past tense twink
Speaker 1: like former twink lost the twink glory. Yeah, yeah, that's
Speaker 1: what I thought, and I had I had to google it.
Speaker 1: I was wrong, and I learned something new that is
Speaker 1: wild kind of I filled it in after you said
Speaker 1: the thing. I was like, hunk, Like, I like to
Speaker 1: that that term assumes that not all twinks are hunks.
Speaker 1: That's true. So it's like, what is the ben diagram
Speaker 1: of twink and hunk, because then what is I think
Speaker 1: it's like a muscular like hunk meaning muscular. But I'm
Speaker 1: like that opens up a hole like a jock, kind
Speaker 1: like a like a like a twink jock. Like a
Speaker 1: twalk like, okay, I kind of like that back. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: we'll have to submit it to the board that spells
Speaker 1: it out a little more. Toucer is suggesting that the twunk,
Speaker 1: the past test past tense twunk would be like the
Speaker 1: twink to bear pipeline, like if somebody ye do be
Speaker 1: Perhaps twunk can be kind of a okay women in
Speaker 1: stemp twunk kind of a stop in the middle from
Speaker 1: like a like a layover on the Twink to bear pipeline.
Speaker 1: There you go, ohting now is a stop on the train?
Speaker 1: I don't know if I don't know if Honor is
Speaker 1: a stop on the train. If it was, I think
Speaker 1: it would be well, gee, I don't know. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: would be betwixt in between, but between and there's and
Speaker 1: there's so much overlap, like it's I don't know, there's
Speaker 1: overlap between the stops. Maybe train is not the right analogy.
Speaker 1: It's a little taraself, It's sure. It's like the Willy
Speaker 1: Wonka elevator. Right, Oh my god. Yeah, how about you.
Speaker 1: What's something from your search history? Well, well, well, um,
Speaker 1: I have I have one that's funny because I'm a
Speaker 1: little stupid, and the first one is what is havana syndrome?
Speaker 1: Thank you? And and then the my one that I
Speaker 1: was going to say is just assorted dollheads. Uh, I'm
Speaker 1: just looking for those for normal reason, Like Google show
Speaker 1: I've I've purchased assorted is what's getting me the assorted
Speaker 1: lots different. I'm sort of in the market to sort
Speaker 1: of commission some peculiar jewelry from a gentleman, and and
Speaker 1: I need and I need heads, I need lots of heads,
Speaker 1: and so there, so I got them. But the thing
Speaker 1: is about purchasing vintage doll heads is you can't guarantee
Speaker 1: all of them are gonna be politically correct. Oh god,
Speaker 1: it's like it's it's like it's like all normal baby dolls.
Speaker 1: And I'm sure I haven't seen on the image, but
Speaker 1: I'm positive one of them is going to be crazy.
Speaker 1: I don't know, Well, I was don't know. For a fact,
Speaker 1: I thought you were gonna say that you can't guarantee
Speaker 1: that they're not all deeply possessed. They probably they are
Speaker 1: all deeply pased, of course, is guaranteed. I've seen on Etty,
Speaker 1: I've seen like etty salespeople charge premiums for the doll
Speaker 1: to be haunted. They're like, you could have a doll
Speaker 1: for fifteen dollars, but if you wanted to be haunted,
Speaker 1: it's going to be twenty three dollars. That's not too
Speaker 1: sounds like a deal to me. That's not too steep
Speaker 1: for a ghost. I had the same doll in my
Speaker 1: etty cart forever and then someone finally, someone else finally
Speaker 1: bought it, and I was like, well, I slept on
Speaker 1: this for ten executive months, but it was baby baby Jigsaw,
Speaker 1: and I should have gotten it. I don't know what
Speaker 1: I was holding off on it, like a baby Yoda,
Speaker 1: but it's baby jig tycle. That's the cutest. It is
Speaker 1: on a tricycle. So I always assumed Jigsaw was just
Speaker 1: an old looking to baby, kind of a Benjamin Yeah,
Speaker 1: Benjamin Button, Yeah, Jigsaws all man, he's a man. But
Speaker 1: uh but when you see baby jig Saw, it kind
Speaker 1: of scratches a little scratches the baby mu muppets itch
Speaker 1: and you're like, oh, he wants to play a game,
Speaker 1: and the game is roadblocks. Of course, how much extra
Speaker 1: do they try arge for a haunted dollhead? Because that
Speaker 1: feels like that is proof of the afterlife. That feels
Speaker 1: like it should cost a lot of money. It's okay
Speaker 1: to me, begs the question if they're saying, like, you
Speaker 1: could pay this much for a dollhead, but if you
Speaker 1: want it to be haunted, paid this much. It kind
Speaker 1: of is like, Okay, so this Etsy seller has the
Speaker 1: ability to place a ghost inside for other things. Yeah. Also,
Speaker 1: I'm just browsing browsing Etsy real quick. And the title no,
Speaker 1: but I'm so sorry the titles of these. It's one
Speaker 1: hundred and eighty dollars. Thomas, two year old child, spirit positive.
Speaker 1: He's a nice one. Wow, real haunted doll. Ingrid needs
Speaker 1: a loving home. Yeah, so that's how much? Is how
Speaker 1: much is Ingrid? Ingrid's only forty one dollars? Her hair
Speaker 1: is a little messy, she's a little ranky. She negative
Speaker 1: like a pretty good price for it. Would be cranky
Speaker 1: too if I was being sold inside of a doll
Speaker 1: for forty one dollars on it he was combing my
Speaker 1: hair nicely. My own's even combing my hair, Sabina, there's
Speaker 1: twin dolls. Twins a set of two twenty seven dollars.
Speaker 1: Logan and Jasmine positive Energy. Okay, tag yourself. I have
Speaker 1: a doll named Logan. That's so exciting. Are you a
Speaker 1: doll girl, Lena? Are you a doll stress? I'm a
Speaker 1: big dollhead. Yeah, I got. I've been using the same
Speaker 1: American Girl Logan doll on stage for like five years.
Speaker 1: He's in rough shape. He's definitely haunted, but he wasn't
Speaker 1: that way when I got him. It seems like we've
Speaker 1: got a sort of dollheads on this zoom right now.
Speaker 1: I do. Ultimately, at the end of the day, I
Speaker 1: do collect miniatures. It is normal in a way, and
Speaker 1: I do. They're mostly of dogs, mostly porcelain dogs, like
Speaker 1: a normal girl does collect, and I go out of
Speaker 1: my way. I will say to buy the ones that
Speaker 1: look the most haunted, but because there's ones that are cute,
Speaker 1: but I'm not interested in that. I'm into the ones
Speaker 1: that look so messed up and weird and freakish. So
Speaker 1: it is what it is. That's one would Yes, it
Speaker 1: makes sense. My youngest term five. This past weekend, we
Speaker 1: had a Ninja Turtle's birthday cake for him, and the
Speaker 1: splinter doll on the cake that came with the cake
Speaker 1: has human hands and looks like tortured by it, and
Speaker 1: I feel like I could sell it for a pretty
Speaker 1: good price. Now, a bit of a business model, Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: put on Etsy, release it splinter and then in parentheses
Speaker 1: release me. Yes, you can definitely up charge for the
Speaker 1: human hands and for the tortured. Look each of those.
Speaker 1: Let's take a quick break and we'll come back and
Speaker 1: do some overrated underrated, and we're back and Sabina, what
Speaker 1: is something that you think is overrated? I'm going to say,
Speaker 1: in general, I would say the filters on like beauty
Speaker 1: filters on TikTok. And I say this because I scroll
Speaker 1: on my for you page. Every other video is just
Speaker 1: someone with the filter on going oh my god. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then it's like, if it's not that, it's someone
Speaker 1: going oh my god, and then another person stitching the
Speaker 1: video going it's not gonna look like that on me,
Speaker 1: and then going oh my god. And it's just like
Speaker 1: it just is driving me up the freaking wall and
Speaker 1: making me do a flip. And granted I do fall
Speaker 1: into the trap. I'll click on the filter so you
Speaker 1: go out. Look, but I said, of course I stopped
Speaker 1: short of filming a video of myself going oh my god. Yeah,
Speaker 1: It's like everyone. It's like, there's so many videos, hundreds
Speaker 1: of thousands of likes, if not millions. I'm like, who,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I guess. I mean, in their defense,
Speaker 1: they look a little different. But you know what, I
Speaker 1: didn't consider that. I didn't consider that they look a
Speaker 1: little different than what they normally. Oh, okay, they look
Speaker 1: a little bit different. Oh that's pretty cool because normally,
Speaker 1: normally they look one way and then the filter kind
Speaker 1: of causes them to look a little bit different. I
Speaker 1: didn't different. I didn't that was something I didn't consider.
Speaker 1: So that's not what they normally look like. Okay, now
Speaker 1: I got you. You normally it will make sense. You
Speaker 1: haven't make sense to want to share that with Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I get it. Okay. Actually, now I'm saying it's underrated.
Speaker 1: It's like freaking magic over and how do the people
Speaker 1: get in the phone. It's something you think is overrated. Um,
Speaker 1: what I think is overrated is it's also similarly like
Speaker 1: an online thing that has been consuming my brain recently,
Speaker 1: which is like Man on the Street interviews conducted by
Speaker 1: comedians two comedians, but no one on TikTok. They're like,
Speaker 1: you know, they're New York comedians. People know them if
Speaker 1: you like you're a comedian. But it's like the people
Speaker 1: on TikTok at large are like, how do you find
Speaker 1: so many people cracking so many jokes? Ray, Oh my god.
Speaker 1: And it's just like a bunch of male comedians saying
Speaker 1: that they require women to shade their jen of failias um.
Speaker 1: It's like literally and it's like I think I know
Speaker 1: exactly which person you're talking about. And there was one
Speaker 1: video where everything it was like ten men getting interviewed
Speaker 1: and they were all like, I hate when a woman
Speaker 1: wears a ponytail. It makes me want to throw Yeah,
Speaker 1: I feel like whatever. It's like it's like they're just
Speaker 1: it's just like it's a woman wielding the microphone, which
Speaker 1: you know, power to her, love that microphone, give the
Speaker 1: woman that that that voice, um, and then she subsequently
Speaker 1: sort of throws that voice over to any man in
Speaker 1: a five mile radius, and it's just like, what do
Speaker 1: you hate about women? And then they're like I want
Speaker 1: to kill them one day? Wear braids and it's like,
Speaker 1: you know, it's like it's like it's I say it's
Speaker 1: overrated because literally, like they get hundreds of thousands of
Speaker 1: hits and it's like hits I'm for they get times,
Speaker 1: A bunch of viral hits, A bunch of viral hits.
Speaker 1: We're going viral. We gotta really awesome, awesome, a bunch
Speaker 1: of viral hos. Ain't that what we all want? Come on?
Speaker 1: And it's like the people, the people who are so
Speaker 1: it's like there's two sort of sides of comments, and
Speaker 1: one of them is like where did you go to
Speaker 1: find all these men? Just so I know never to
Speaker 1: go and some and then like on the other side,
Speaker 1: it's like, how did you find all these funny hunks?
Speaker 1: Where can I get It's like it's just the expote,
Speaker 1: it's just making me. And then more so, I just
Speaker 1: like I want to save the girl. I want to say,
Speaker 1: get out of it. You don't have to be asking
Speaker 1: every guy at the open mic if they like, you
Speaker 1: know bush or no, you know, it's okay. There's too many.
Speaker 1: There's too many comedians like TikTok comedians specifically wandering around
Speaker 1: outside accosting people at random, wandering around. It's like and
Speaker 1: it's like people that you would think would have made
Speaker 1: fun of like improv everywhere back when that used to
Speaker 1: be the most horrible thing in the entire world. But
Speaker 1: now they're just doing it's the same energy where you're
Speaker 1: just like no one wants to be here, and yeah,
Speaker 1: and there's gonna be video evidence of it that my
Speaker 1: aunt is gonna text me about, like yes, yeah, I
Speaker 1: got a cooky. Lukay, you're gonna past some legislation take
Speaker 1: the microphones away. This Jaywalking erasure is that's what I'm
Speaker 1: upset about forgetting about jay a swish that that was
Speaker 1: the thing. Like in because I am almost forty five
Speaker 1: years old, I do still say, look at the hits
Speaker 1: on this video. Things got a thousand hits. Sometimes things
Speaker 1: get hits. Sometimes they do, we gotta bring them back.
Speaker 1: You can't deny. It feel like a microgenerational thing where
Speaker 1: like there's just like I'm sure there's shit that I
Speaker 1: say that wouldn't make sense to someone five years older
Speaker 1: or younger than me. My mom still says like, if
Speaker 1: I'm meeting up with my friends, I'm hooking up with Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: hooking up. And then also the I feel like my
Speaker 1: mom or like I feel like a lot of moms
Speaker 1: will just say girlfriends a lot when they don't mean
Speaker 1: girlfriends like smooching, but girlfriends, like friends, but also people.
Speaker 1: I've heard people people my age also do that, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, what's going on? I need to know. One
Speaker 1: time my mom was like, okay, Like we were on
Speaker 1: the phone and she's like, I gotta go hook up
Speaker 1: with your uncle, and I was like, wow, are so
Speaker 1: ultimately details detail that's uncle dad. There was a long
Speaker 1: period where all the reality shows, like all the MTV
Speaker 1: like Raid Your Room shows and stuff like that. We're
Speaker 1: just a bunch of like stand up comedians and comedians
Speaker 1: that you could like recognize from like improv videos and
Speaker 1: other places. This is just like the pipeline. This is
Speaker 1: what they do now, history repeating itself, giving the hungriest
Speaker 1: mice in the whole town a damn cookie. Absolutely absolutely
Speaker 1: they're getting that cookie. What is something, Annabelle that you
Speaker 1: think is underrated? I'm so happy you've asked me this.
Speaker 1: I I'm I was underrated. I've been a really elbow
Speaker 1: deep in TLC, the Learning Channel, and they host some
Speaker 1: well known programs like ninety Day Fiance and all these
Speaker 1: sort of things. And but what I am passionately going
Speaker 1: to be advocating for until the day that I die
Speaker 1: is they are lesser known programs such as like every
Speaker 1: single spin off kind of gives you all the information.
Speaker 1: For example, there's a spinoff called Darcy and Stacey and
Speaker 1: it's these the set of twins, and they and I
Speaker 1: just love what I mean. Of course, twin content is
Speaker 1: fabulous to me. But it's these two middle aged women
Speaker 1: who have had an inspiring level of plastic surgery. And
Speaker 1: they are twins, so they look exactly like they have
Speaker 1: all had all the same stuff done. But I still
Speaker 1: kind of try to figure out the differences between them.
Speaker 1: And anyway, there's always a pointy twin and a round twin.
Speaker 1: I refused to explain. I'm just getting funny, so uniquely
Speaker 1: qualified to comment on this program specifically. Yes, also because
Speaker 1: it's like these two sisters. They it's just they're sort
Speaker 1: of chronicling their dating life and it's like the sisters
Speaker 1: live together and they combine kids, and like, what do
Speaker 1: you mean by combining kids? Like, I don't gonna laugh.
Speaker 1: They have some sort of machine. I realized now what
Speaker 1: I sounded to say, Um, but uh, they like they
Speaker 1: just have like they live under one roof basically like
Speaker 1: like those poor sister wise exactly, and the main TLC show,
Speaker 1: not even Darcy and Stacy. The one that I really
Speaker 1: recommend everybody watch is Extreme Sisters because that is a show.
Speaker 1: Oh oh and Jamie, I see your ears perk up
Speaker 1: and here I am speaking to your I love to
Speaker 1: give someone something they go that makes them go oh
Speaker 1: so very heavy. So so this show is basically it's
Speaker 1: like it's they just introduced their first triplets set up
Speaker 1: until then it's been like two first like twins and
Speaker 1: and and normal style sisters and whatnot. And basically it's
Speaker 1: like there's one it's like a set of twins that
Speaker 1: married another set of twins and they all live in
Speaker 1: one house or like you know, these the craziest ones.
Speaker 1: They're from Australia. Their accents are the sourfy it it's
Speaker 1: like so it's ezy, and they share a boyfriend. They
Speaker 1: share everything and they have shared this. They've shared this
Speaker 1: boyfriend for ten years. They're ten years. They've shared him
Speaker 1: and they have and I can speak on this. Sebede
Speaker 1: and I are both OCD queens. They have the most
Speaker 1: unchecked to ocdven They have raging it is what how
Speaker 1: does it manifest for them? So it is so fascinating fascinating, sickening,
Speaker 1: and disgusting. It's like in more in more innocent ways.
Speaker 1: It's like when they're creepy creepy. Their mom is also
Speaker 1: like a Tim Burton character. It's like every single thing
Speaker 1: you learn about their life, it like explains more and more.
Speaker 1: But so their mom will like pour them a little
Speaker 1: cup of coffee, but then they literally will stand there
Speaker 1: for like five minutes being like, Mom, you put more
Speaker 1: in that one. Mom put more in that one. Like it.
Speaker 1: And then with their boyfriend. Yeah, and with their boyfriend,
Speaker 1: it's like if he kisses one of them, he has
Speaker 1: to immediately go and kiss the other. And so you
Speaker 1: can only imagine what their life in the boudoir is like.
Speaker 1: And it's like just it's and it's a lot of
Speaker 1: the show is you know those twins like having fights
Speaker 1: with each other's husbands and their husbands like losing their gourds.
Speaker 1: There's actually, yeah, it's extreme sisters. So it's just it's
Speaker 1: just women very sensitively. Of course, of course that is
Speaker 1: That is another thing where it's like did they tell
Speaker 1: these people the title of the show before going into
Speaker 1: their house to be like, look at the freak freak
Speaker 1: Like it's so it's just wild. It's amazing. A lot
Speaker 1: of them. One of them a twin. They had braces
Speaker 1: and her twin didn't have braces. The twin got her
Speaker 1: braces off and made her sister lick her teeth so
Speaker 1: that they could both feel the sensation of just getting
Speaker 1: your braces off. They're sisters that like chew each other's
Speaker 1: toe nails off. One of them, there's there's one. And
Speaker 1: it's like these are like people that you'd see walking
Speaker 1: down the street and be like, that's the most normal
Speaker 1: person in the world, you know, wearing ugs and having
Speaker 1: a purse. I don't know, you know, yeah, it's very crazy.
Speaker 1: That is that is the textbook definition of normal. Yeah,
Speaker 1: normal exists at the intersection they like in cyclopedia picture.
Speaker 1: It's just it's just like norm you know, like and
Speaker 1: you can feel like, okay, well, by all means that's average.
Speaker 1: And then the most extreme form of sistering is to
Speaker 1: lick one another's teeth. Yeah, they've technically followed through. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Justin's revealing that he's also watched extreme Yes, oh yes, okay,
Speaker 1: the message through a message is coming through saying did
Speaker 1: the Australian twins also appled that they think they're literally
Speaker 1: the same person. Yes, they did. They have on many
Speaker 1: occasions said that they feel like one person, which is
Speaker 1: why they don't think it's weird that they have the
Speaker 1: same husband, and they like I think I saw a
Speaker 1: clip of them like objecting to paying like they were
Speaker 1: like getting their haircut or something, and they like only
Speaker 1: wanted to pay for one haircut because they were like,
Speaker 1: we're the same person, animal, or like they're applying yeah,
Speaker 1: I know they're applying for jobs at this point in
Speaker 1: the scene in and they're like, we'll take one salary.
Speaker 1: We don't like it's very like and everyone's like, well,
Speaker 1: you'll scare the customers actually, so we can't have you
Speaker 1: in the building. But yeah, it's wild. Amen. As connoisseurs
Speaker 1: of twin content, like, what do you guys have a
Speaker 1: favorite piece of twin Twin movie? Twin shows the gold
Speaker 1: what's the gold standard? We were big sisters, We were
Speaker 1: big sister sister heads growing up. Yes, sure, Oh fucking
Speaker 1: sweet life, sweet life, Yeah good, we were about it,
Speaker 1: about it, about it. I love those crazy jokers. I
Speaker 1: was really I was. I was obsessed with them once
Speaker 1: they got on deck, though, wasn't too about it. That
Speaker 1: was like, no, I was. That's when I got off
Speaker 1: the deck. I got on. I was like, maybe we're
Speaker 1: not on, Maybe we don't go to a boat. Maybe
Speaker 1: they did they really need to put Corey in the house,
Speaker 1: you know, like exactly they did not need to put
Speaker 1: him in the house. No, no, And why do I
Speaker 1: remember every word duds? Oh Corey, Corey, Corey check it out? Yeah,
Speaker 1: of course, of course it's and that's why I don't
Speaker 1: know long division, but I uh, it's that's the information
Speaker 1: that's take in space in my brain. Yeah, big sister,
Speaker 1: sister heads. Sweet life was just huge because everyone was
Speaker 1: like we had a shocking lack of exposure to old sense.
Speaker 1: I think that's kind of we like knew about them,
Speaker 1: and it's sort of like really, I mean like we
Speaker 1: obviously I used to think Mary, Comma, Kate Comma, Ashley
Speaker 1: were all three different people. So now now I understand
Speaker 1: it is too and that's cool for me. Of course.
Speaker 1: Well it's like if we're going I don't know, I
Speaker 1: feel like Tia and Tamarat had like they're better actors.
Speaker 1: They had more charisma than MK and A. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: also MKA seemed like they were acting since they were
Speaker 1: zero years old, which is kind of sea. They needed
Speaker 1: a little didn't they just play one person on Full House? Yeah?
Speaker 1: One baby? Yeah. I also liked the film Twitches on
Speaker 1: Disney Channel. Oh Ti to Mara production. That shit rocked that,
Speaker 1: I think because it's like every well I'm generalizing. I
Speaker 1: was like, every child craves witch powers, but probably every child. Yeah,
Speaker 1: every child craves witch powers for sure. I don't think
Speaker 1: any child would say no if offered, which powers definitely, definitely,
Speaker 1: even if they don't think about it. So you know,
Speaker 1: what is something you think is underage? I hear a
Speaker 1: lot of another TikTok thing. I'm addicted to my phone,
Speaker 1: can't stop, need help, et cetera. All my friends are
Speaker 1: always like, I'm scrolling my free page and I hate
Speaker 1: when I get like, it's so weird getting when people
Speaker 1: are live on TikTok and it's like just normal people
Speaker 1: and it's like ten people watching that is underrated to me.
Speaker 1: I will watch that for hours if it's a normal
Speaker 1: mostly if it's normal people, not celebrities people with large
Speaker 1: followings that are fighting, normal people fighting, Because in real life,
Speaker 1: if you hear like you're if you hear normal people
Speaker 1: and they're having a kind of a little argument, my
Speaker 1: ear I'm like, I wish, I wish I could just
Speaker 1: sit in front of you all and listen because I'm
Speaker 1: a sicker and that TikTok kind of allows you to
Speaker 1: do that because they are broadcasting it alive and arguing.
Speaker 1: Or there is a community of non again so small
Speaker 1: small followings and it's like a bunch of Mormon swingers
Speaker 1: and it's so and they're always arguing with each other.
Speaker 1: Things get things get a little tense in the Mormon
Speaker 1: swinger community. So just normal people in tips with each other. Also,
Speaker 1: I find that usually sometimes when you're scrolling through and
Speaker 1: it's like normal people lives, normal people lives, all you
Speaker 1: gotta do is stay for like two minutes and then
Speaker 1: they'll be like yeah, so anyway, like this wood grain
Speaker 1: is blah blah blah, and I can speak to spirit
Speaker 1: and like you know what I mean, like pop out
Speaker 1: with something crazy. Like I was watching one earlier today
Speaker 1: where this kind woman was sharing off her like sharing
Speaker 1: her child's cosplay art, which was you know, love a
Speaker 1: proud parent, and then she baby, I know, but it
Speaker 1: only goes uphill from here and she sits down, and
Speaker 1: she sits down in her gamer chair and turns on
Speaker 1: what I think like an Enya sort of ambient music,
Speaker 1: puts on a blindfold and just starts swirling around. And
Speaker 1: that was like and it was just kind of like
Speaker 1: to pivot from it's you know, all you gotta do
Speaker 1: is stick around long enough, they'll start speaking spirits and
Speaker 1: they will start speaking to the spirits for sure, crayon
Speaker 1: in a gamer chair like for sure. Oh something something
Speaker 1: else that I love. It's in the same vein is
Speaker 1: when I'm in these normal people's lives, something about the
Speaker 1: energy that I bring leads leads these people to often
Speaker 1: block me. And it's not I'm not I'm not doing
Speaker 1: anything crazy, and I swear on my life, I literally
Speaker 1: if they're feeling if they're looking a little wacky, I'll
Speaker 1: ask the classic question are you vaccinated? Him? And they
Speaker 1: will block me so goddamn fast, they'll block me so
Speaker 1: high and then but that's kind of I'd take that
Speaker 1: as a no. Then, um, this man, so that happened
Speaker 1: with this particular spirituality guru and his name is Nicky Scorpio, okay,
Speaker 1: name dropping, and he deeply. I'm sure that's his birthday
Speaker 1: and um he yeah. He was one of the people
Speaker 1: that blocked me. And then I asked him what his
Speaker 1: full astrological chart was, and he blocked me again, blocked
Speaker 1: me again here because his name is Nicky Scorpio. So
Speaker 1: I was like, God forbid, I ask a little bit
Speaker 1: more and then Mike, it's a nickname. I'm Nicholas Scorpion.
Speaker 1: But that name sounds silly and that's why I go
Speaker 1: by Yeah, who would ever be named Nicholas score be
Speaker 1: a no less? The only way he could get a job,
Speaker 1: it's Chris. Because then my friend I told my friend
Speaker 1: who I my friend who's a full blown scientist who
Speaker 1: I'm actively making your stupider every day. I would texted
Speaker 1: her and I was like, this man just blocked me
Speaker 1: for asking me his chart. And then she was like,
Speaker 1: I'm going to go on and try to get blocked.
Speaker 1: She asked the same question and he talked for seven
Speaker 1: minutes about his chart. So I'm like, something I bring
Speaker 1: something to these lives that they don't like. But vaccination,
Speaker 1: they can tell you're vaccinated. They can tell you do
Speaker 1: have a very like vaccinated energy that those of us
Speaker 1: who know the truth about vaccines kind of sense. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's probably been dulled by other people, but they can
Speaker 1: feel they can feel the five G through the phone.
Speaker 1: That's and your username is Vaccinista Sabina Vaccina. That's me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Succa was on trends on Monday and we were talking
Speaker 1: about an article that somebody did that was like the
Speaker 1: like inky darkness of TikTok live and like they spend
Speaker 1: a night just spending ten minutes on a different live
Speaker 1: just going like skipping from one to the other at random,
Speaker 1: and they were they seemed really to be in a
Speaker 1: dark place after coming out of it. But their description
Speaker 1: was the first time that I have been intrigued enough
Speaker 1: that I feel like I'm missing out on something by
Speaker 1: not being on TikTok. Like it's terrifying. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I do feel like it is, like so, I don't know,
Speaker 1: it feels like very like a return to like the
Speaker 1: very primitive like time of the Internet where people like yeah,
Speaker 1: where people are just like doing shit and hoping people care.
Speaker 1: But either way, it's gonna be really fucked up to watch, Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it reminds me of high school. You're like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: this is a return to form. It's good. Periscope do
Speaker 1: you guys remember Periscope was like one of the Heroscope
Speaker 1: was one of the first like live things. And I
Speaker 1: was like, I was, despite being gen Z on the
Speaker 1: cusp of technological advancement, I have a crotchety nature, So
Speaker 1: I sort of was like, why would anybody want to
Speaker 1: watch something do and someone end in their hands? But
Speaker 1: in fact it's a catch on and I like like
Speaker 1: the and like the less like I don't know, carefully
Speaker 1: like orchestrated. It is the better to someone sitting around,
Speaker 1: like yeah around. And also it's like yeah, sometimes I
Speaker 1: find like the less they look at the chat, the
Speaker 1: more I'm like, this is my favorite movie in my way.
Speaker 1: There's that are like they're only looking at the It's
Speaker 1: interesting in a way. Okay, me about say the students
Speaker 1: thing on interesting in a boring way? So I um,
Speaker 1: I like where like when the lives are just like
Speaker 1: people only reading the chat and they seem so miserable,
Speaker 1: I'm like, who is making you do this? You can
Speaker 1: close the phone close, close the phone close. Yeah, better
Speaker 1: they're they're also they seem to like share something in
Speaker 1: common with the like Coney island like freak show thing
Speaker 1: where you would just like go and like throw things
Speaker 1: because like one of the things they described was like
Speaker 1: somebody sleeping with Yes, they're like showing themselves live, like
Speaker 1: doing a TikTok live and sleeping, but if you like
Speaker 1: tipped them enough, it would like wake them up. So
Speaker 1: there's like a torture. Yeah, it's like ruined my sleep.
Speaker 1: Yeah for two hundred points to drop an hand viill
Speaker 1: on my different Yeah, different, and like the different gifts
Speaker 1: are like different kinds of alarms or like if you
Speaker 1: send a galley here, I'll have my husband pour water
Speaker 1: on me. Or it's just something yeah, like something is
Speaker 1: going on. I don't know, there's some sort of shift happening.
Speaker 1: I can't tell it's good or bad, but like it
Speaker 1: just feels like you're like, oh, we've we've been here before.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it was good to mak there,
Speaker 1: but now we're getting back where it's like the guys
Speaker 1: online yesterday that were like, hey, I just found out
Speaker 1: my husband is my brother, and then they got a
Speaker 1: ton of shit online and then they were like just
Speaker 1: kidding that amount of stuff like that where it's like
Speaker 1: there's a yeah, a couple another TikTok couple that's like,
Speaker 1: we just found out we might be cousins. Should we
Speaker 1: stay together? And it's like, what what what? What's going on?
Speaker 1: It's it is, it's very wild, very very wild. It
Speaker 1: is reminiscence of like a chat Roulette and Omega kind
Speaker 1: of thing, like a little yeah, it's I'm getting dark side. Brother.
Speaker 1: Do you like that? Should we stay together? And does
Speaker 1: it make you horny? Like, oh Jesus Christ, All right,
Speaker 1: let's take a quick break. We'll come back. We'll talk
Speaker 1: some Florida news, and we're back, And Ronda Santis has
Speaker 1: a book dropping competition and there's a whole chapter. You
Speaker 1: were in touch with his people about trying to like
Speaker 1: get his moved back a little bit. But yes, I did.
Speaker 1: I did speak to the enemy and he assured me
Speaker 1: that he was going to be well out of my
Speaker 1: release thing. Yeah, you know whatever, fine, it seems. So
Speaker 1: there's also like he he had a press conference where
Speaker 1: I think he is officially, you know, signing a bill
Speaker 1: allowing the state to take control of Disney World's tax
Speaker 1: district away from them or like to yeah, basically like
Speaker 1: not letting them have the same powers. As a religion
Speaker 1: and the corporate kingdom finally comes to an end, which
Speaker 1: feels I don't know, like he's doing this because they
Speaker 1: criticized his don't say gay law. So but but it
Speaker 1: is frustrating to me that like battling corporations have gotten
Speaker 1: away with too much for way too long. Like is
Speaker 1: like that's a winner, Like politically, that's going to be
Speaker 1: a winner like from now on, because people, I think
Speaker 1: are like waking up to the fact that like that
Speaker 1: is the real enemy and it's just frustrating that the
Speaker 1: only side that is able to do anything about it
Speaker 1: or willing to do anything about it, or the fascists
Speaker 1: like because the center is Yeah, but yeah, real broken
Speaker 1: clock behavior going on. Yeah yeah, but they'll see that
Speaker 1: this is popular and I'm assuming maybe catch on, maybe not.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but people are speculating the timeling, the
Speaker 1: timing of his big move to fuck with Disney isn't
Speaker 1: coincidental because he has a new book coming out on Tuesday,
Speaker 1: The Courage to Be Free. Oh, I think there has
Speaker 1: to be five hundred books by fascist titled that already,
Speaker 1: Like I feel like you've got to really that's not
Speaker 1: gonna that's not even gonna stand out on the fascist
Speaker 1: shelf from this. If you call like, if your book
Speaker 1: has the word free in it, maybe it should be free.
Speaker 1: And it's like pretty standard. Like what like, I feel
Speaker 1: like if you just asked me to write this book
Speaker 1: on like in an afternoon, it sounds like it's what
Speaker 1: I would come up with. Like, it's just he's railing
Speaker 1: against elites who taught him at Yale and Harvard Law School.
Speaker 1: So it's like he's a student at Yale and Harvard
Speaker 1: Law School and he's like these elites. You know, he
Speaker 1: uses the word elite twenty pages, twenty times in twelve pages.
Speaker 1: But I think the thing that a lot of people
Speaker 1: are surprised by is that he devotes an entire chapter
Speaker 1: to excusing the fact that he got married in Disney World.
Speaker 1: I think that could be a whole That could be
Speaker 1: a whole other book of explain why the hell he
Speaker 1: did that? Why the hell he did that? Right? Has
Speaker 1: you have heard any explanation? Yeah, you will be shocked
Speaker 1: to learn that he blames it all on his wife,
Speaker 1: And that is so out of character for such a
Speaker 1: such a person as a history month run. I'm struggling
Speaker 1: to believe it struggling, I really can't. Yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: he is truly, uh pure evil, and I'm very afraid
Speaker 1: of him. And also, um, I can totally imagine him
Speaker 1: him being like, well, you know, my wife, my little
Speaker 1: princess had to get married at the castle like each
Speaker 1: he did. Uh. This is the direct quote. Casey's family
Speaker 1: was what one might call a family of Disney enthusiasts.
Speaker 1: They loved going to Disney World, like saying someone is
Speaker 1: what one might call like that's never hurt, that's never
Speaker 1: not condescending or like dismissive, that sentence is wearing, that's
Speaker 1: like it is nowhere near the only thing one might
Speaker 1: call those. Yeah, one could any things. And I'm glad
Speaker 1: you did explain for his the people that are going
Speaker 1: to be buying the book who won't know what enthusiast means,
Speaker 1: they explain that he said they love going where the
Speaker 1: big three circle make a mouse. Then I really hope,
Speaker 1: I hope this turns into a very low grade embarrassing
Speaker 1: thing for him where they're like, someone has five thousand
Speaker 1: pictures of Ronda Santis enthusiastically hugging Goofy at the past,
Speaker 1: and they're like weird. He said, you weren't really into
Speaker 1: that wild. Yes, like you know some Disney like like
Speaker 1: a crew member definitely snapped some picks in the tunnels.
Speaker 1: He does claim that he had one stipulation that was
Speaker 1: that like there couldn't be any Disney characters at the
Speaker 1: wedding ceremony. But there's no word about like his friend
Speaker 1: Scoofy would be so pissed if his bedroom. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: the bedroom, the wedding bedroom. Didn't say anything about the
Speaker 1: bachelor party. Yeah yeah, oh my god involved to get interested,
Speaker 1: of course, getting he definitely got Goofy, got goofy with
Speaker 1: his with his wife. I do feel like if you
Speaker 1: are working at Disney World, you and Ron DeSantis gets
Speaker 1: on Expedition Everest. If you work there, you're allowed to
Speaker 1: make three roller coaster crash. Yeah, You're allowed to fall
Speaker 1: asleep at the control. You're allowed to remove a section
Speaker 1: of dress. Oh yeah, you can take it off. You
Speaker 1: can do a little detour. Just let it go, let
Speaker 1: it let it go straight off the off the deep
Speaker 1: end for sure. So sort of suddenly he's like riding
Speaker 1: haunted mansion. He sort of doesn't come out and sort
Speaker 1: of than he comes a little comes part of it.
Speaker 1: And if you so much more profitable, not only will
Speaker 1: your taxation problems go away, Disney, but you'll have like
Speaker 1: a legit haunted mansion. Yeah, and ghostlat is so much
Speaker 1: more leading it. So like that's huge, that's true. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So he was just, according to him, just being a
Speaker 1: dutiful groom to be until now when he just threw
Speaker 1: his wife and her family under under the tram in
Speaker 1: print forever. So like it's so for him to be
Speaker 1: kind of playing coy about. Like, I guess getting married
Speaker 1: at Disney is a thing that people do. It's like,
Speaker 1: if you are a Floridian human being, you know at
Speaker 1: least one million people who have gotten married at Disney.
Speaker 1: If you've been to Disney, you've seen people getting married
Speaker 1: one Goofy's Goofy's barn Storm roller coaster, and and it's
Speaker 1: like people talk all day long about wanting to get
Speaker 1: married at Disney. So many people we grew up with
Speaker 1: were like, I'm gonna go ahead and be doing that
Speaker 1: and being a Disney adult. It's a Florida staple. I
Speaker 1: feel like growing up, I we had friends who went
Speaker 1: all like every month to Disney, and then I was
Speaker 1: like that's so. I was talking to my mom would
Speaker 1: and I was like, it's so crazy because it's like
Speaker 1: we like never went to Disney and all our friends
Speaker 1: were wearing all the time, and she was like, we
Speaker 1: literally went once a year. I was like, period for sure.
Speaker 1: And I remembered that, and I remember that and I
Speaker 1: remember it for real. But yeah, no, it's like, if
Speaker 1: you're in Florida, you're gonna go ahead and know that
Speaker 1: people are chomping at the bit to get married in
Speaker 1: Mickey's lap. So I mean it's like the concept of
Speaker 1: like Disney adults. I feel like it's like that like
Speaker 1: term has been coined, I guess sort of recently, but
Speaker 1: it's like been a thing for as long as they
Speaker 1: I had an aunt, Oh I I she's still alive,
Speaker 1: but her house like it's I was. I was seven
Speaker 1: and it frightened me the amount of items and things
Speaker 1: that were there. And I like, I mean, look, I
Speaker 1: like going to Disney World. When I go, I'm smiling. Yeah, yeah, literally,
Speaker 1: dreams come true. I'm turkey Turkey legs, the fristy turkey legs.
Speaker 1: I'm the grinning when this is happening. I'll get married
Speaker 1: at the turkey leg stand. Yeah, as far as I'll go,
Speaker 1: I'll marry a turkey leg. I can eat a hole
Speaker 1: one of those when I was three years and that's
Speaker 1: normal for a person to do. And yeah, no, disheldy,
Speaker 1: it's healthy that in an eight foot gator, is how
Speaker 1: you know? Yeah, of course, Disney Adult is as old
Speaker 1: as time, and it's seeming to DeSantis seems to be
Speaker 1: a Disney adult himself and kind of being fry undercover
Speaker 1: Disney adult. You know, you know, you know he's got
Speaker 1: some ears hidden away somewhere for sure. Oh yeah, well
Speaker 1: we can't in good faith hand it to Ron de
Speaker 1: Santis ever under any circumstances. But I am I am that.
Speaker 1: I like that that precedent is being set. I hate
Speaker 1: that it's being set by a fascist. That makes my
Speaker 1: head hurt, absolutely yeah, And clearly it has like to
Speaker 1: do with very complicated feelings he has and like spurned
Speaker 1: like they didn't they wouldn't do the thing that he wanted.
Speaker 1: They wouldn't let him like where the Prince the actual
Speaker 1: like screen accurate Prince Eric costume to sing a Whole
Speaker 1: New World at his that's the wrong movie. I think
Speaker 1: he didn't get to select a princess as his bride.
Speaker 1: That's true. Damn all right, I mean Havanna syndrome. We
Speaker 1: it's there's not much new to report other than like
Speaker 1: that an intelligence intelligence report is drawing the same conclusion
Speaker 1: that we've drawn on this show. That is that like
Speaker 1: this weird thing where they were like, we're being attacked
Speaker 1: by sound weapons or CI agents in Cuba, or being
Speaker 1: attacked by invisible sound weapons and now they all have
Speaker 1: vertigo and have like can't can't function that it was
Speaker 1: actually like a psychogenic like type mass hysteria is like
Speaker 1: one way that people describe it. But there they study this.
Speaker 1: It's called a function disorder, a functional disorder. It's like
Speaker 1: there is an entire medical field to it. There was
Speaker 1: a New York Times article in twenty nineteen that was like,
Speaker 1: this is what it is, like we we've talked to experts.
Speaker 1: It's definitely this functional disorder where like the same thing
Speaker 1: that has caused outbreaks of sickness from the beginning of time,
Speaker 1: where it's like confusing, but it seems like one person
Speaker 1: is experiencing symptoms and then everybody suddenly starts experiencing them.
Speaker 1: It can make you sick they're not consciously making it up.
Speaker 1: It's just a thing that is not being caused by
Speaker 1: invisible science fiction weapons. But they like all the coverage
Speaker 1: of it just leaves the functional disorder part out, and
Speaker 1: they're just like, we don't know what happened, guys were,
Speaker 1: and so they just keep bringing it up and then
Speaker 1: not explaining what actually happened. So I think it's very
Speaker 1: confusing to Yeah, it in my in my googling tons
Speaker 1: of it, I was like every single piece, it's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: there's all this research that kind of explains this phenomenon
Speaker 1: of mass hysteria kind of caused by this like you know,
Speaker 1: everybody believing something so hard that it makes them physically sick.
Speaker 1: But it also could be kind of a bit of
Speaker 1: a laser or kind of something like yeah, they're literally
Speaker 1: like lame the use of the word beam. Lots of beams, Yeah,
Speaker 1: like lots like yeah, a few dudes had a headache
Speaker 1: in Cuba and now we're being attacked by aliens. It's
Speaker 1: kind of well, it's everyone knows. It's like kind of
Speaker 1: their like Russia's got their beams on us, and so
Speaker 1: now my tummy hurts, right, Yeah, So it also and also,
Speaker 1: is this is this it may be a radical oversimplification
Speaker 1: and an inspiring stupidification of of this of what we're
Speaker 1: actually talking aboubout? Is it sort of akin to what
Speaker 1: we're seeing? Hate to bring it back to TikTok, love
Speaker 1: to bring it back to TikTok? Is it akin to
Speaker 1: what we've been seeing where sort of anti vax creators
Speaker 1: will be posting videos of their feet shaking and be
Speaker 1: like thanks Spiser, Like is it kind of? Is it? Like?
Speaker 1: And then some way because I think that some of
Speaker 1: those people are like I feel like a lot of
Speaker 1: them are just doing a little fancy footwork and saying
Speaker 1: thanks Spiser. And I'm not denying. I'm not denying that
Speaker 1: these people in Cuba had headaches. I would never I
Speaker 1: would never deny that I would I would never want
Speaker 1: to say that I have a headache and then a
Speaker 1: whole nation say, no, you don't actually have a headache,
Speaker 1: say it is a horrible position that they're in, Like
Speaker 1: that's what sucks about this is like nobody who has
Speaker 1: ever had a functional disorder is like glad to hear
Speaker 1: that diagnosis. By the way, you're making it all up, Yeah, yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: but yeah, I'm sure a lot of the people who
Speaker 1: are suffering the vaccine and you know effects that we
Speaker 1: see on TikTok believe what they're feeling, you know, like
Speaker 1: believe that what they're having is from vaccines and what
Speaker 1: they're doing. They're they definitely think that they they're a
Speaker 1: lot of them. There are definitely people that are just
Speaker 1: put putting on a show, doing the doing the vaccine shuffle,
Speaker 1: but then there's definitely doing the stinky like but there
Speaker 1: there's definitely people who yeah, just like get so worked up,
Speaker 1: they're just trembling. Yeah, I'm sure it's like they work
Speaker 1: themselves into these people who are like, you know, probably
Speaker 1: not super over familiar with the intercacies of their own
Speaker 1: mental illness and how to handle it. They're like they
Speaker 1: probably work themselves into a panic attack and then they're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: we're covering, you know, which is like makes the internet
Speaker 1: the worst possible place to even address any of this.
Speaker 1: There's just no way to to like with any sort
Speaker 1: of nuance or care addressed, like, because it's just a
Speaker 1: bunch of people that are like you're you're losing it,
Speaker 1: like you're yeah, yeah, yeah, It's it's like a bit
Speaker 1: of a rock in a hard place, because it's like
Speaker 1: everything about this it's like either you have a mental
Speaker 1: disorder so strong it's making you physically sick and it's
Speaker 1: coming from within, or you're being attacked by a beam.
Speaker 1: It's like either either you are batshit cuckoo bananas and
Speaker 1: can't change, or there are lasers pointed directly at you.
Speaker 1: It's like one and you're like turning to TikTok for assistance.
Speaker 1: Like it's just very bleat, it's very yeah. It's also
Speaker 1: it's so clearly, it's so clearly the opposite of like
Speaker 1: what the I guess like people who are on the
Speaker 1: right at large are like TikTok is manufacturing mental illnesses
Speaker 1: and selling them to our teens and like dotally dude,
Speaker 1: Like there's like a section a faction of like you know,
Speaker 1: creators on the right. Dare I say alts that are
Speaker 1: like saying that there is like a from studies that
Speaker 1: don't exist. There's like direct is up eighty thou percent
Speaker 1: because it's there's like they're they're blaming TikTok creators with
Speaker 1: turetts for inspiring other people to pretend that they have
Speaker 1: it and then thus Lee has like created this whole
Speaker 1: narrative around like maybe it's not even real. Maybe it's
Speaker 1: like you know, they're they're giving each other mental illness
Speaker 1: through the Internet. And it's like that's also functional disorder,
Speaker 1: like specified that it's neurological. It's not like a mental
Speaker 1: illness person. It's like a neurological like condition that like
Speaker 1: gets locked into the pathways and like neurologically and but
Speaker 1: but they also like the New York Times article that
Speaker 1: came out four years ago that the New York Times
Speaker 1: has proceeded to ignore, like has the smoking gun. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: they said out they have so many viral viral hits
Speaker 1: they do. It's but they have the smoking gun that
Speaker 1: the people like if they had like gotten hit by
Speaker 1: like a physical weapon like at the time that they
Speaker 1: said they discovered it, like their brain would have healed
Speaker 1: from the physical injury by now. And like the thing
Speaker 1: that is always, like you can tell by a function
Speaker 1: functional disorder is that they last for a really long
Speaker 1: time because like there's no way to really heal it
Speaker 1: because it is like locked into your brain pathways, like
Speaker 1: the way that an addiction. So it's like the fact
Speaker 1: that it's not healing itself the way an injury would
Speaker 1: is the thing that like lets you know, okay, this
Speaker 1: is what it is. But again they just don't give
Speaker 1: that very kind of clear and really like interesting, much
Speaker 1: more interesting than the story of like, you know, space
Speaker 1: lasers that we don't know about, which I guess that's
Speaker 1: pretty interesting. But it also like tells you about like
Speaker 1: how immensely powerful the unconscious mind is and like how
Speaker 1: much like medicine is like just tapping into this vast
Speaker 1: like you know, universe of information about helmet like the
Speaker 1: mind body connection. But it's just it's also the least
Speaker 1: profitable part of medicine, and it is profitable to create
Speaker 1: panic that we need to invest in the Pentagon's ability
Speaker 1: to invent invisible space. Yeah, like a brain shield. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm sure I'm going to see someone on the internet
Speaker 1: being like everyone in twenty years we'll have to wear
Speaker 1: a helmet keeping Russia out of our heads. Yeah, there's
Speaker 1: like joy doo. Yeah, it's like it's of course, it's
Speaker 1: a little yeah, like in theory, sure, if if there
Speaker 1: was any information at all like that was concretely like
Speaker 1: pointing to what I believe one of the articles may
Speaker 1: have referred to as a worldwide ultrasonic weapon, then sure
Speaker 1: to read all about it. But they just keep combining
Speaker 1: different side by phrases. I'm like, that's creative, but yeah,
Speaker 1: but but the other stuff is like actually for real,
Speaker 1: it's also like goof goofily vintage, like it's giving like
Speaker 1: seventeen hundreds like be afraid of the sky, like yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: And these studies are coming. The studies where they're like, yeah, sorry,
Speaker 1: we didn't find anything are coming from the people who
Speaker 1: have the most interest in this being true. Yeah, we
Speaker 1: look and we screamed at the sky for hours. They
Speaker 1: did not respond many times. Was must we as a
Speaker 1: nation learned to like not listen to the studies that
Speaker 1: the CIA releases. It's like they're just I thought you
Speaker 1: were gonna say, how why haven't we learned not to
Speaker 1: listen to the sky. I'm like, this guy is trying
Speaker 1: to tell us something. Every time it's I mean like this, Honestly,
Speaker 1: this story did confuse me, and ultimately I was like,
Speaker 1: if someone offered to put a Wi Fi rider in
Speaker 1: my leg, I would let them. Yeah, is like challenging, yes, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: It's like the back and forth of it all, it's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: they were sources saying that they can't not not not
Speaker 1: disprove that it isn't a laser beam from space. But
Speaker 1: it's like, come on, I'm this thing like yeah, this
Speaker 1: has given me a syndrome, this loop de loop of logic,
Speaker 1: and then they'll just end it with like yeah they're
Speaker 1: not not not doing this ps Russia and like thing
Speaker 1: that people remember, goof, goof, goof. Well, such a pleasure
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Speaker 1: our short film, which we're going to be coming up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: back on to talk about it. Um. Is there a
Speaker 1: work of media, social media, any media that you've been enjoying.
Speaker 1: I have been enjoying there that Shakira made a distract
Speaker 1: about her ex and and I've been loving it and
Speaker 1: eating it up. So that's I don't want to take
Speaker 1: up too much time with the lore of that. But
Speaker 1: you guys know how she discovered her husband was cheating. Yes, okay, Well,
Speaker 1: so there was a jar of strawberry jam, job jam
Speaker 1: um and a jaw a job of jam, and her
Speaker 1: husband doesn't like that jam all and she was away
Speaker 1: she was aware kids also don't like the jam. Her
Speaker 1: kids also don't like the jam. Confirmed jam is in
Speaker 1: the house. Shakira is away from the jam and the
Speaker 1: house and the husband and whatnot. She comes back, Wow,
Speaker 1: jam is tamper. The jamas tamper is tampered. And she
Speaker 1: literally said, who's the horn? And then no, Jama Stamford,
Speaker 1: who's the horn? And then it's amazing, It's amazing, was
Speaker 1: fucking amazing detective work by Shakira. Well, yeah, I was like,
Speaker 1: if I were as like wealthy as Shakira, I don't
Speaker 1: know that I would be so in touch with like
Speaker 1: jarred jar in my hort. I was surprised that she
Speaker 1: was even that that she's even that in touch with
Speaker 1: her own jars. That's so Really, if if I lived
Speaker 1: completely alone at a jar that was once full became empty,
Speaker 1: I would be like I did this in my sleep period. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I went a little Farrel and I must have gotten
Speaker 1: hungry and that's why the kind butter's gone. I ate
Speaker 1: it with my hands in the middle of the night.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm surprised. She was right. She was right, she
Speaker 1: was exactly and please everywhere, Yeah, listen to the distract.
Speaker 1: It's there's like this DJ and it's I don't know
Speaker 1: what his the name is announced it, but it's Busy RP.
Speaker 1: So in my mind I just call him. But and
Speaker 1: he does like the studio recording sessions with artists and stuff.
Speaker 1: And the Shakiro one is really, really, really good. And
Speaker 1: there's so many lines where she's like, I'm better than
Speaker 1: two twenty two year olds put together. I make music.
Speaker 1: I hope it doesn't splash you. I don't even know
Speaker 1: it sounds better, but it's so good. Is that the
Speaker 1: are you are? You? Are you hopping on my train
Speaker 1: and saying that that is the media that's tickling you
Speaker 1: your pickle or do you have your very own? No
Speaker 1: to which one close? Closing up here, M Mine is
Speaker 1: simply a little it's more of a it's like a
Speaker 1: trend sort of situation that I've been seeing across socials,
Speaker 1: and it is the trend in which there's sort of
Speaker 1: like a miss piggification of an Fka Twigs song. That's
Speaker 1: the way it's it goes, why Didn't I Do It
Speaker 1: for You? And it's the saddest Yeah, yes, it's the
Speaker 1: saddest song in the entire world. And I am I'm
Speaker 1: a pisces, I'm mentalo. I cannot listen to anything that
Speaker 1: is actually real. I need to be listening. I need
Speaker 1: to be like I need to be a miss Piggy,
Speaker 1: a miss Piggy of separation away from any real emotional communication.
Speaker 1: So it's like, so it's this cover of the song
Speaker 1: sort of remastered to insert instead serve as a dedication
Speaker 1: from Miss Piggy to Kurmy, And it's a bit why
Speaker 1: Didn't I Do It for You? And it's hilarious, and
Speaker 1: it's usually juxtaposed over you know, videos of things like
Speaker 1: wet stuffed animals or like a singular piece of corn
Speaker 1: on the ground, or like something sort of sad, and
Speaker 1: that is just the perfect amount of separation I like
Speaker 1: to be from actual heart wrenching art. And also it
Speaker 1: does sweeten the sweeten the tea a little bit. That
Speaker 1: the original song FKA Twiggs wrote about none other than
Speaker 1: Robert Pattinson. Yeah, Robert, why didn't she do it for you? Yeah?
Speaker 1: And he's listening being about that, Robbie. So yeah, now
Speaker 1: everything nowhere. Every time I experienced even a minor inconvenience
Speaker 1: or god forbid a single rain drop fall, why didn't
Speaker 1: I do it for you? Kernie is what's going on
Speaker 1: in my brain. And that's that. Highly recommend that amazing, Jamie.
Speaker 1: Where can people find you? Is their media you've been enjoying? Ah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: Twitter at Jamie Lofts, help, Instagram at Jamie christ Superstar
Speaker 1: by raw Dog comes out May twenty third. We gotta
Speaker 1: out sell De Santos folks, every per every pre order
Speaker 1: is a political statement. Yeah, yeah, that's okay. The piece
Speaker 1: of media, I mean, it's it's old, it's analog. But
Speaker 1: I was looking for I was supposed to be like
Speaker 1: making a list of twenty five books I've read, which
Speaker 1: is because I I've only read like seven, So I
Speaker 1: was kind of grasping at Straws. I was looking at
Speaker 1: the mooch around my house and I found this. I've
Speaker 1: not cracked this one yet, but I do remember buying it.
Speaker 1: It's definitely self published, and I got it at the
Speaker 1: first McDonald's location ever, which is like about an hour
Speaker 1: and a half from here, which I made someone drive
Speaker 1: me there. I'd stay a couple of years ago. Oh
Speaker 1: my god. But the book really incredible. I'll send a
Speaker 1: picture of it as well, because it's just so good.
Speaker 1: It's written by the man who opened the Jan Polo
Speaker 1: Chicken restaurant whatever empire. But it's called Albert o'cura The
Speaker 1: Chicken Man with a Fifty Year Plan, and it's self published.
Speaker 1: It's the story of his life. I don't really know
Speaker 1: what the story of his life is, but I just
Speaker 1: I invested in it. At the time. I apparently paid
Speaker 1: seventeen dollars for it. I feel a steel assuming that
Speaker 1: I would get around to it and there would be
Speaker 1: there would come a day where I had, you know,
Speaker 1: time to sit down with mister Okura, the Chicken Man
Speaker 1: with a fifty year Plan. That day hasn't come, and
Speaker 1: I'm excited about it. There's a lot of pictures in
Speaker 1: this book. There's a notable photo is dare I say,
Speaker 1: the cover on which he is wearing the dopest pair
Speaker 1: of shades you've ever seen? Oklease, yeah, ok and has
Speaker 1: his arms crossed and like a black under arm or
Speaker 1: polo of course is over like no less than twelve
Speaker 1: rotisserie chickens. Like, it's so awesome. There's forty fonts. I
Speaker 1: just love self. There's a lot of fonts. There's simply
Speaker 1: so many fonts that rocks. Yeah, I love that. That's inspiring.
Speaker 1: Yet another bit me, mister Okura, Ronda Santis all authors,
Speaker 1: oh signed any wow? And would you look at that? Yeah?
Speaker 1: So I'll recommend the value just skyrocketing. Yeah. All you
Speaker 1: gotta do is put a ghost into it and sell
Speaker 1: it on anty for eighty thousand dollars and it's forty
Speaker 1: two dollars. At least get least positive spirits. Yeah, that's awesome.
Speaker 1: Uh tweet I've been enjoying. Tom Walker tweeted getting so
Speaker 1: tangled in the video store. Adults only bead curtain. They
Speaker 1: have to shoot me in the head like a brook
Speaker 1: leg horse. Like a broke leg horse. Phrase that really rots.
Speaker 1: That really takes me back to like our grant, like
Speaker 1: our friend's grandma's exotic animal farm. Like a broke leg
Speaker 1: horse horse? What's more exotic? Broke? Okay, yeah, brokeback mountain.
Speaker 1: No broke leg horse horse. That's the Oh, I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna be walking around my house all days saying brokeleg horse.
Speaker 1: It feels like it can be like an Improp troops
Speaker 1: name right. Yes, yeah, yes, that is a rancid group
Speaker 1: of twenty one year olds. Yeah. You can find me
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Speaker 1: about in today's episode, as well as a song that
Speaker 1: we think you might enjoy. Superproducer Justin is there a
Speaker 1: song that you think people might enjoy on this March second. Yes,
Speaker 1: this is a track I came across while listening to
Speaker 1: the psychedelic rock band Black Rabbit, who I recommended like
Speaker 1: a week ago. This is a song that begs the
Speaker 1: question do you feel high? It's a very cool vibe.
Speaker 1: It's very reminiscent of like a Tame and Polo track,
Speaker 1: but has a California twist to it. This sounds like
Speaker 1: cruising the streets on a bike, or like long boarding. Uh,
Speaker 1: you know, on the road type of music. So this
Speaker 1: is the track called do You Feel High by Pinks guys,
Speaker 1: and you can find oh yeah, no, yes, yes, it's
Speaker 1: called do you Feel High? I mean I was. There's
Speaker 1: a built you guys have to trust me. I'm building
Speaker 1: a narrative here. Um, this is a song called do
Speaker 1: You Feel High by Pinks guys, and you can find
Speaker 1: that song in the footnotes notes. Wait, you guys, you guys.
Speaker 1: Albert o'cura died last month. Oh no, sorry, fifty years
Speaker 1: plan he lives seventy one years. Wait, but that means
Speaker 1: you could put his ghost in the bus. That's finish
Speaker 1: the plane. Mister o'k oh, my god. All right, rest
Speaker 1: in peace. R I p rest in poultry start. He
Speaker 1: would have loved that. All right. Well, Daily He's Like,
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