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Speaker 1: All right time now for would you rather? Would you

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Speaker 1: rather take care of your friend's baby or your friend's dog?

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Speaker 2: Give me that dog? Give me that dog? Man, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: now I got that dog. I ain't got that. I

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Speaker 2: ain't got this rock that dog. I ain't got the

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Speaker 2: birthday dog. Yeah, and your dog can't tell on me,

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Speaker 2: So give me.

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Speaker 3: The dog.

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Speaker 2: Because i'm little studying your dog. I'm gonna let this go. Baby,

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Speaker 2: I beat it. Forgot your baby.

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Speaker 3: You be looking for your both beg at least I

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Speaker 3: can feed the dog, and then the.

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Speaker 2: Dog will do what you got to do.

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Speaker 4: Well, I'm gonna tell you right now, I'm not going

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Speaker 4: I'm going to forget your dog.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but will you will you at least will you

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Speaker 3: at least feed the dog?

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Speaker 2: Will you at least do that? Oh? Yeah, yeah, I

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Speaker 2: don't abuse animals at all. I'm get to feed that baby.

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Speaker 2: I don't know. I am okay. When the dog and

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Speaker 2: you fall in the swimming pool, you need to get

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Speaker 2: dog pedaling.

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Speaker 3: They don't know they can pedal till they get in there.

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Speaker 3: They don't know they can do it that they get

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Speaker 3: in it.

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Speaker 1: We're moving on. Would you rather the painful truth? The

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Speaker 1: painful truth? Or would you rather a comforting lie?

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Speaker 2: Die? Yeah, I'm gonna take that, lie me. I'm always

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Speaker 2: for the comforting lie whe you need it.

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Speaker 1: You don't want to know the truth?

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Speaker 4: Lie to me, man, Yeah, a good comforting lie.

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Speaker 2: I appreciate that effort. What do you want to.

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Speaker 3: You know, all three comedians on this show we cool

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Speaker 3: with lie.

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Speaker 1: We cool with I've much another truth?

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Speaker 2: Wow, the truth.

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Speaker 3: If you can really lie to me and make me

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Speaker 3: feel good about it, I won't the lie.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I'm gonna figure something now. Don't worry about that. Wow.

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Speaker 3: But the fact that you try, see lie, lets me

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Speaker 3: know you tried.

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Speaker 4: You know the pain for truth. Let's let's delay that

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Speaker 4: pain as long.

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Speaker 2: As pomp can.

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Speaker 1: Hear it and get it over with, all right, all right?

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Speaker 1: Would you rather a dirty kitchen or a dirty bathroom?

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Speaker 2: Oh? God, I don't want you girls. No, I'll take

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Speaker 2: a dirty kitchen. Dirty kitchen, yeah, a dirty bathroom.

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Speaker 3: Cuse the kitchen. Let me know you put your effort in.

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Speaker 3: But that bathroom you is nasty.

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Speaker 1: I'm so funny about bathroom. Yes, Junior, I'm yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: We going with the kitchen, all right. Would you rather

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Speaker 1: have massive success by accident or modest success on purpose.

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Speaker 5: A massive accidental success, massive massive lucky.

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Speaker 2: We want to I want abundance.

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Speaker 1: Hey, what's up everybody. This is your girl Candy.

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Speaker 2: This is Anthony Anderson, this is Janet. And you can't

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Speaker 2: get no sleep when you're listening to Steve, Carlos, Shirley

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Speaker 2: and nephew Tommy on The Steve Harvey Morning Show