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Speaker 1: The Jewil Show on demand. It's another Jewbil phone frame

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Speaker 1: Weday Mornings on the twenties. Hello, howdy neighbor. How you doing?

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Speaker 1: Is this Mike? Yeah, howdy neighbor. I know that's an

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Speaker 1: awkward way to start a phone call. My name is Paul,

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Speaker 1: and I live a couple of houses down from Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I'm the community homeowners Association president. Oh, very nice to

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Speaker 1: meet you. We are just a couple of doors apart. Yes,

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Speaker 1: we are, and you just moved in. That's exciting. I

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Speaker 1: noticed the moving truck was here for a little longer

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Speaker 1: than we normally allow, but I let it slide that day. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I apologize. I think we can't downsize enough. I think

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Speaker 1: we probably could a paint without And the boxes from

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Speaker 1: the moving into the um. How did it both of them?

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Speaker 1: How did I dis both of them? I put them

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Speaker 1: in the trash? Oh, in recycling? Oh, recycling? Okay, good,

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Speaker 1: any in the trash? You're really going to come check

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Speaker 1: my trash for cardboard. I was just calling to welcome

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Speaker 1: to the neighborhood, and I didn't expect to get into

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Speaker 1: all of this, but then you brought up the boxes

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Speaker 1: in the moving and now I have to put my

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Speaker 1: Homeowners Association president. You brought it up because you're asking

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Speaker 1: me how we were like in the house, So I

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Speaker 1: told you, you know, we a bit about me. I've

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Speaker 1: got two hats. One of the hats is fun Neighbor

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Speaker 1: Paul hat. Okay, that would be the hat that I

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Speaker 1: had on when I first held you, and then I

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Speaker 1: have Homeowner Association president hat, which I'm wearing most. I

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Speaker 1: could almost pick that. It's because of the boxes. When

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Speaker 1: you said that you put them in the trash. You

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Speaker 1: asked if I yeah, but I corrected myself and that

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Speaker 1: I put them in the recycling. Then was the change

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Speaker 1: in the response because you knew you were talking to

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Speaker 1: someone in authority. Well, when you introduced yourself as the

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Speaker 1: HROA president, yeah, I was like, let me correct it

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Speaker 1: because I know how I have the homeowners associations can

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Speaker 1: go with their rules and their regulations. My phone calling

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Speaker 1: everything got long on them. This one call is not

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Speaker 1: going to rules. But yeah, if you want to come

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Speaker 1: down and grab a beer, U fun Paul neighbor guy.

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Speaker 1: You can come on down and have a beer any day.

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Speaker 1: But trust me, the last thing that I want to

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Speaker 1: do now is have to go over to your house

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Speaker 1: and look at all of the alcohol content of your beer.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to have to do that right now,

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Speaker 1: because I've got a bunch of other fires to put out.

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Speaker 1: Did you just say all the alcohol content? When the

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Speaker 1: hill did it become against the law to drink beer

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Speaker 1: in your backyard? In section chapter thirteen, fourth paragraph down,

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Speaker 1: it says there will be no beer that has a

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Speaker 1: higher alcohol content than michaelob Ultra or any of the

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Speaker 1: other light beers that are also I'm not You can't

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Speaker 1: tell me what kind of alcohol I can consume in

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Speaker 1: my own home. Okay, this has gotten very graphic. Now

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Speaker 1: do you have any windows opened in your house right now?

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Speaker 1: The sliding glass doors open a little bit, but there's

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Speaker 1: no windows. Why why do you ask? Okay, I want

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Speaker 1: to let you know that I've now levied two fines

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Speaker 1: for language in public section number and I'm in my

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Speaker 1: happen now. I'm sorry. Now, we define being in public

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Speaker 1: as having a window open, and there could have been

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Speaker 1: a young, impressionable mind walking by and heard you say

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Speaker 1: that word. The other name for a cat also, paul Up,

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Speaker 1: whatever your name is, dude, you can't take all that

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Speaker 1: that you're telling me and you can shove it. I

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Speaker 1: cannot puss in my home and drink I beer in

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Speaker 1: my home. Do you realize how much of a pain

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Speaker 1: in that it is for me to pull out my

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Speaker 1: bass boat every Saturday freaking morning, because okay, this is

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Speaker 1: the freaking rule. I'm guessing pull out the bass boat

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Speaker 1: is also a euphemism for something sexual in nature. And

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Speaker 1: I'm go ahead and look out. Okay, that's enough of

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Speaker 1: the pulling out the bass boat. I get it. You're

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Speaker 1: going to pull out your big hog of a bath boat.

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Speaker 1: You can hit me in the face with it. I

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Speaker 1: get it. That might be what you want me to do.

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Speaker 1: I'd love it, actually, but that's not what we're talking

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Speaker 1: about right now. And now you're making sexual advances towards

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Speaker 1: me so that you can get these fine off you

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Speaker 1: want would be the homeowners association president. There's no way.

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Speaker 1: This is actually Jewel from the Jewels Show doing a

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Speaker 1: phone prank on you and your wife Alexa set you

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Speaker 1: up and she's on the phone right now. Oh my god, dude,

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Speaker 1: you're you're now you're with me? Yes, I like it

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Speaker 1: very serious. Oh my god, Jesus, you've got me. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, told us how you just go into a

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Speaker 1: place with the homeowners association and you've been dreading it.

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Speaker 1: I've been dreading it, and it's she knows, she knows

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Speaker 1: my thing with the homeowners Association. I can't believe you

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Speaker 1: did this. Oh my God, pay you back. The Jewel

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