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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the

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Speaker 1: subject she loves me, I love her not. But right

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Speaker 1: now the nephew is here with today's praying phone call.

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Speaker 1: We'll get into the strawberry letter in a minute. But nephew,

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Speaker 1: what do you have for us? Right now? It's time

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Speaker 1: to hit the pool some of time, it's coming, it's here. Basically,

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Speaker 1: the title is naked Lifeguard? Naked what lifeguard? Don't don't don't,

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Speaker 1: don't let this bother don't let not bothering me. I

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Speaker 1: know I ain't the only one on this show to

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Speaker 1: swam naked. I know I ain't the old Let's go

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Speaker 1: catch make a lifeguard. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach

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Speaker 1: a Uh. Yes, this is car Hi carry My name

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Speaker 1: is Oliver. Oliver. You uh put in an application with

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Speaker 1: the employment agency about looking fortunate work as far as

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Speaker 1: being a lifeguard. Oh yeah, I did. Okay, Have you

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Speaker 1: had much experience being a lifeguard? Yeah, I've been doing

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Speaker 1: this for a while now, back since I was like

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Speaker 1: eighteen I got my CPR certification. I've had as many

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Speaker 1: as like two hundred people at one time watching them.

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Speaker 1: So I'm good. I'm good at what I do. I

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Speaker 1: love it. Very good, very good. Well, i'll tell you what.

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Speaker 1: I've looked over your application and I've checked everything out thoroughly,

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Speaker 1: and I'm very excited about maybe getting you too. I

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Speaker 1: don't know if you're familiar with it, but public pool

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Speaker 1: it's actually in uh in subdivision. There's two pools there.

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Speaker 1: Are you familiar work? Yeah, I'm familiar with it. They're

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Speaker 1: they're near where I live. Yeah, okay, Well there's actually

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Speaker 1: in the back of you know, the gated community, and um,

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Speaker 1: that is actually the particular property that I'm talking about

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Speaker 1: you coming out and working for us. They're at the

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Speaker 1: pool site. Uh. If we can get you on Monday

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Speaker 1: to Friday, we're gonna actually hire some some more college

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Speaker 1: students for for Saturday and Sunday. What do you say, Oh,

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Speaker 1: I say, okay, that sounds great. Off, yeah, exactly. Now

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Speaker 1: we start off job actually pays twenty five an hour. Wow.

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Speaker 1: You would be our head lifeguard, and um, we would

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Speaker 1: we would want you to be there from you know,

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Speaker 1: I mean if you start at twelve, we'd actually like

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Speaker 1: you to get there around eleven thirty, you know, just

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Speaker 1: just to be prepared and be the overseer and make

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Speaker 1: sure the other lifeguards get there on time, and you

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Speaker 1: know we'll go from there. I carry there's only one

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Speaker 1: catch that that actually comes along with this job. We

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Speaker 1: want you to work in additional uh four hours from

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Speaker 1: six to ten at night. But it's gonna pay you

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Speaker 1: fifty dollars per hour, so you'll make an extra two

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Speaker 1: hundred dollars. How do you feel about that? Man? I

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Speaker 1: feel good. I mean, with the recession and everything, I

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Speaker 1: can use that money right now, actually during the summertime. Okay,

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Speaker 1: now here's the deal. This is in the gated community,

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Speaker 1: like I told you before, but also it's gonna be

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Speaker 1: adults at night, and and they are actually gonna be

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Speaker 1: swimming nude. Yeah, they're gonna be swimming nude. And what

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Speaker 1: they asked is if they're gonna be swimming nude, they

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Speaker 1: want to make sure that the lifeguard that's protecting them

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Speaker 1: is gonna be nude as well. Okay, I'm a certified

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Speaker 1: lifeguard um CPR certified. I'm a student. I've had other jobs,

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Speaker 1: but nudity wasn't all my resume and and I understand

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Speaker 1: that wholeheartedly. But we're talking about you possibly making seventeen

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Speaker 1: seventeen hundred fifty a week for your nursing? Is cool?

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Speaker 1: I'm sure that'll that will definitely pay for it throughout

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Speaker 1: the entire summer. That should be a big help, shouldn't it? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: It would. But I mean, I mean, are are you? Are?

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Speaker 1: a few weeks and then you know how? How How do

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Speaker 1: you feel about that? I don't know, But I mean,

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Speaker 1: understand all that. But in order we we for for

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Speaker 1: our particular property, we gotta make sure that you're actually

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Speaker 1: it is, Carrot. We need you to come down and

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Speaker 1: do some drills. It's not gonna take a long probably

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Speaker 1: about a half hour. You come down, you get undrafted,

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Speaker 1: somebody's life, nude, the whole nine yards. But I mean,

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Speaker 1: what if my family come to that, You know, Carrie,

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Speaker 1: I I you know, I can't go back and forth

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Speaker 1: I looked at your resume, I looked at what you

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Speaker 1: were doing and what you're pursuing in life, and I

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Speaker 1: thought this would be a great opportunity for you. But

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Speaker 1: I can't be here. I mean, I can't do that

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Speaker 1: to my family. You can know. No, wait a minute,

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Speaker 1: hang on a second. Now, you can't tell me you

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Speaker 1: can't do it now? Oh yes, yes, I can't you

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Speaker 1: get your down here in the morning so I can

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Speaker 1: Who the hell do you think you're talking to? Are

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Speaker 1: you some kind of pool pimp? Life guard? You'm the

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Speaker 1: resources hid tip, you're new timp and me I don't

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Speaker 1: down there, you gotta bring you tink. You here tomorrow

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Speaker 1: and get this pool and do the thrill. Do you

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Speaker 1: think you're talking to I'm talking to you. You get

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Speaker 1: your here tomorrow and you do the thrill need to do.

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Speaker 1: It's go get your pamelads in baywatching because it's what

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Speaker 1: you're doing. That new wear strap for you all freaking

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Speaker 1: I don't know them. I don't know them people. I

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Speaker 1: don't give it who you know? Now, you get your

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Speaker 1: down here and you take the job. I'm not coming

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Speaker 1: to be nice to you. When you come around with

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Speaker 1: get you a pamelis and baywatch you know, deep sea diving.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what you need, but I'm not what

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Speaker 1: you need. You get your block down here tomorrow. What

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Speaker 1: this phone in your face right now. This is nephew

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Speaker 1: Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got

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Speaker 1: pranked by your girlfriend. I just see this. Frank you, baby,

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Speaker 1: gonna have one list float. I cannot believe she darn

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Speaker 1: me like this. All right, I gotta ask you something, baby,

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Speaker 1: what is what is the baddest I'm talking about the

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Speaker 1: baddest radio show in the land, the Steve Harvey Morning Shows.

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Speaker 1: In her voice. I thought about it, and I can't

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Speaker 1: do that. I just can't do that to my family.

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Speaker 1: Right she really was get your black ass down? Did

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Speaker 1: you talk to her like that? Tommy? I would have

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Speaker 1: been down there for show. I haven't got my daddy,

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Speaker 1: but Tommy, you kind of blew it in the beginning.

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Speaker 1: You know you're gonna be at the pool. You're gonna

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Speaker 1: be like the head. Uh, you're gonna be the overseer.

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Speaker 1: I said, kind of slave ass. You's gonna be the overseer.

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Speaker 1: What did his old ass say that overseer? Damn that point?

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Speaker 1: At what point shall I bring out my bag and

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Speaker 1: pick a ball? All? Right? Here we go with the

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Speaker 1: strawberry letter coming up. The subject is she loves me

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Speaker 1: I love her not. We'll get into it right after this.

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Speaker 1: You're listening. She was named Hotday Morning Show