Speaker 1: Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick
Speaker 1: takes a gamble. One of my bookies died at the
Speaker 1: Kitchen Table, a podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about
Speaker 1: his love of gambling. One bet, bet another bet without
Speaker 1: doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 2: You're a coward.
Speaker 1: It's easy to have a scapegoat.
Speaker 2: And now join my bad Larring, Shy and Irving and
Speaker 2: Dylan the graphics guy.
Speaker 1: I have friends. Here's Dan Patrick. I got one guy
Speaker 1: not in a good mood, just letting everybody know. And
Speaker 1: that's uh, that's that's Shay.
Speaker 3: Uh Is he not drinking again?
Speaker 4: Firmly back on the wagon per the roommate's physical orders. Yeah,
Speaker 4: oh yeah, she firmly placed me back on that wagon.
Speaker 1: Okay, the last we heard from you, you were at
Speaker 1: the Traveler's Golf tournament. Yeah in Crumwell, Connecticut.
Speaker 4: Yeah that was uh, probably the last sober thought I
Speaker 4: had when you were with us on Thursday.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So yeah, so the night got a hold of me, Danny.
Speaker 4: And this happens every now and then. This is kind
Speaker 4: of what the roommates signed up for. And she keeps
Speaker 4: pretending like this isn't.
Speaker 1: Now do you want to talk about this because I
Speaker 1: know that people listen to this and then tell your
Speaker 1: your roommate that's true. Now, if you don't want to
Speaker 1: do this, then don't do this. It's called good radio, Danny.
Speaker 1: I don't know how it's called content. It's called content. Okay.
Speaker 1: So Thursday we talked to you your a few beers in,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, a few. And then what happened? Then I
Speaker 1: left Travelers at like.
Speaker 4: Five fish and just hit the streets of Milford after that,
Speaker 4: and I just the knight took a hold of me,
Speaker 4: and then the streets hit back, the streets hit back,
Speaker 4: the roommate. I woke up to fifteen miss calls from
Speaker 4: the roommate, oh no, And I woke up to her
Speaker 4: hitting me and yelling at me, and I said, what happened?
Speaker 1: What's the problem? I had a great time. What did
Speaker 1: you say?
Speaker 4: And so she was like, you son of a bitch,
Speaker 4: quit drinking now. And I was like, all right, fine, whatever,
Speaker 4: I've been here before, but yeah, I had a great
Speaker 4: time in Milford, Danny. We shut them all down, all
Speaker 4: of them.
Speaker 1: Can I help in any way? What do you mean help?
Speaker 1: I don't, I don't know.
Speaker 2: For bars open later.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the am shut down apparently they shut down at
Speaker 4: one am.
Speaker 1: Okay, whatever, Yeah, I thought it was two that's what
Speaker 1: I thought. They told me to leave, so exact if
Speaker 1: they're closing yeah, yeah, it was closing out. Believe me,
Speaker 1: I can handle it. And then Dylan went the next
Speaker 1: day to Travelers and he had set the he was
Speaker 1: gonna go eighteen eighteen eighteen, which is eighteen holes, eighteen beers,
Speaker 1: eighteen hot dogs, and I said, how about eighteen nine nine?
Speaker 2: Well that was closer to what actually happened. I will
Speaker 2: say in my defense, at like four o'clock they quote
Speaker 2: unquote observing hot food, So no hot dogs after four.
Speaker 2: So I hit five and then was searching.
Speaker 1: Okay, were you in a tent or no?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Oh.
Speaker 2: We bounced around a little bit. But I actually had
Speaker 2: to tell the hot dog lady because I came up
Speaker 2: for the fifth one. She kind of gave me a look,
Speaker 2: and I was like, I'm not doing anything. I'm eating
Speaker 2: all of these.
Speaker 1: I promised, Well, why didn't you order more? Because one
Speaker 1: at a time?
Speaker 2: I didn't.
Speaker 1: You can only order one at a time. Hot dogs rots,
Speaker 1: they were brots.
Speaker 2: I didn't say they were hot dogs.
Speaker 1: I didn't, Well, you're a different tent, the pleb tent.
Speaker 2: Obviously you're the crowd tent.
Speaker 1: You the banker tent. I wasn't the bank to It
Speaker 1: got weird fast. Yeah, I had nips in my sock.
Speaker 1: I was pulling them out. It was weird. I didn't
Speaker 1: know if they were going to patch you down. I
Speaker 1: didn't know if there was a.
Speaker 4: You brought that alcohol to the turnamars Danny, of course,
Speaker 4: like socks.
Speaker 1: Full of nips. But you were in a tent, didn't
Speaker 1: they have alcohol in the tent like white cloth?
Speaker 4: And it was a two drink maximum for the risk. Wait, okay,
Speaker 4: so two drinks for free?
Speaker 2: No unlimited free drinks.
Speaker 1: Wow, my boss is a piece of shit. Free drinks
Speaker 1: and dogs, Larry, I'll get you in a minute. Okay,
Speaker 1: So Dylan, how many? So you had five hot dogs?
Speaker 1: How many beers?
Speaker 2: Thirteen? And then a cocktail, a couple of blasts of wine,
Speaker 2: crabcake sandwich.
Speaker 1: That was really what started to And then did you
Speaker 1: go to a dinner after that?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Well I also had half a cheese steak too.
Speaker 1: Where'd you go to dinner?
Speaker 2: We went to this place called Sedona in Norwalk. It's
Speaker 2: basically like out back with like white tablecloths.
Speaker 1: Oh fancy. Okay, so after all that, you went to dinner.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it took down like a ribi in four to
Speaker 2: ten martinis.
Speaker 1: I think I did you really? Oh yeah, So Ray
Speaker 1: is with you?
Speaker 2: Raise with me the whole time. Okay, raise my court
Speaker 2: stenographer for the whole the whole them that's and actually
Speaker 2: I woke up the next day with a picture that
Speaker 2: was hanging in raised apartment at my house. I must
Speaker 2: have taken in an uber home with me. It's a
Speaker 2: big picture. And he's not getting it back either.
Speaker 4: I refuse to eat dinner because you don't trust your
Speaker 4: your roommate looking for because the booze would work less.
Speaker 4: So I didn't eat dinner when I was out. Oh god, yep,
Speaker 4: got it in.
Speaker 2: Danny just marching powder.
Speaker 1: Okay, what what what? What? No, we're not don't say
Speaker 1: anything breakfast. It was like talking about the Mormons. You're
Speaker 1: not allowed to bring this. I don't picked up. I'm
Speaker 1: just worried about you. Don't worry about me, Danny. I'm
Speaker 1: already in trouble. That's all there is to it.
Speaker 2: Okay, And you look great, thank you.
Speaker 1: I feel you do look good.
Speaker 4: Thank you very much. Yeah, I'm getting that softball Tan.
Speaker 4: The eldest is in the travel and that's all I do.
Speaker 1: But you got three daughters. I just want to make
Speaker 1: sure that you know you got a lot of positives
Speaker 1: going on here. I'm worried about it.
Speaker 2: I think that's in thee.
Speaker 1: That's why I drink Danny all the positives in my life. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: Dylan won four point one units last week, Larry lost seven,
Speaker 1: Shaye lost. What does zero point seven to five units
Speaker 1: last week? Is that? Right? Right? Larry, you're in the red.
Speaker 1: You're the only member of this this sad group in
Speaker 1: the red.
Speaker 3: Okay, fairly in the red.
Speaker 2: I'm assuming it's still the red.
Speaker 3: Okay, Red, I'll be black by next week.
Speaker 1: Oh, here we go again, Here we go again. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: you know he's only at zero point eight units lost,
Speaker 1: So you can get into the plus real easy.
Speaker 2: You can.
Speaker 1: You can win two of three and then you're good.
Speaker 3: That's what we're shooting for right now.
Speaker 1: Okay, we don't need to recap anything that happened last
Speaker 1: week because bad Larry was terrible and Shaye didn't do Uh,
Speaker 1: you were you were average? Dylan stows the pirates the
Speaker 1: Futures to win the World Series at plus thirty thousand. Wow,
Speaker 1: let's see what was your big moment last week that
Speaker 1: you won four point one units?
Speaker 2: There, deyl Well Justin Thomas top ten was plus five, okay,
Speaker 2: everyone had written him off.
Speaker 1: Well, that brings us to this week, and we'll start
Speaker 1: with you, Dylan with the Rocket Mortgage Golf tournament in Detroit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, only one this week, Dan Ricky Fowler top five
Speaker 2: plus three sixty. Why not? He's been playing pretty good golf.
Speaker 1: He's rolling. He's had four straight top fifteen finishes at
Speaker 1: the Open and then last week Travelers as well, career.
Speaker 2: Low round at the Travelers too, shot a sixty.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, Rory said that's the course is too easy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't want to talk about Rory.
Speaker 1: Why he ruined my life? Your life life? No, you
Speaker 1: ruined your life.
Speaker 4: Fair Okay. Rory had a part to play, that's for
Speaker 4: damn sure. When he collapsed at the Masters on Sunday
Speaker 4: with having I don't know what he had to say, six
Speaker 4: seven stroke lead. I had him twenty five to one
Speaker 4: pre tourney, wired to wire. He's the leader, and I
Speaker 4: called my old man up. I'm like, hey, guess who
Speaker 4: I got on the court and he laughed at me
Speaker 4: and he said, nobody goes wired to wire at the Masters, and.
Speaker 1: Then he hung up.
Speaker 4: Did he use that voice word to God? And then
Speaker 4: the first shot off to Tea, the son of a
Speaker 4: Bitch hooks it so far right. It hits one of
Speaker 4: the cabins that used to be used for bad things,
Speaker 4: and he hit it right through the freaking wall. He's
Speaker 4: ruined my life.
Speaker 2: That is a good point, though, I oh hate him forever?
Speaker 1: When forever?
Speaker 2: Oh, when's the less time someone went wired to wire
Speaker 2: at the I mean any tournament.
Speaker 1: It's hard, but it's really Yeah, usually you get you
Speaker 1: know guys where you go, Oh, that's a trip down
Speaker 1: memory lane the first day of the leaderboard at the
Speaker 1: at the Master's Okay, anything else that you want to
Speaker 1: bet on this week?
Speaker 2: Formula one Dan, obviously it's in Austria this weekend. Jay,
Speaker 2: I'm surprised they're not there. So I'm going two units
Speaker 2: on Fernando Alonzo to finish on the podium minus one
Speaker 2: sixty five, and then a unit each on Sergio Perez
Speaker 2: fastest lap plus two seventy five and Voltaire Botas to
Speaker 2: win the sprint race, which I guess is some like
Speaker 2: shitty little race on Saturday before the main one plus thirty.
Speaker 1: Kardashians get that the vulterry botas on the Warheads or something.
Speaker 2: And everywhere else.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you always do. Sergio Perez, who's the fastest lap,
Speaker 1: don't you?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I don't know. Honestly, this is just information I've
Speaker 2: gotten Dan from a very unreliable source.
Speaker 1: So this is your roommate, ye, my.
Speaker 2: My roommate who lives in a different house.
Speaker 1: But okay, why that's a good way to stay in love.
Speaker 2: I'm looking right at it.
Speaker 1: Well, unless you know Larry, because Larry's in love. He ain't. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he Larry's getting put up with he in love.
Speaker 2: Forty years boys, more of like indentured servitude.
Speaker 1: I think, what else do you have?
Speaker 2: Wimbled future?
Speaker 1: Dan?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 2: Carlos al karaz to win the whole shebang plus three fifty.
Speaker 2: He's nasty. He's also I forget how he is well.
Speaker 1: I mean he's great on clay, Yeah.
Speaker 2: He's not grass. I don't think it's particularly his thing.
Speaker 1: But did he win the French Open ones?
Speaker 2: Yeah? He yeah he did?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: I thought he lost because he lost.
Speaker 1: I thought he won a Grand slammer.
Speaker 2: I think he lost to Djokovic this year's French Open.
Speaker 1: Yes he did, all right, so you have him as
Speaker 1: your future. It's plus three fifty to win Wimbledon.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, baseball tonight?
Speaker 1: Oh he won the US Open. Oh there you go. Well, Ray, No, Ray,
Speaker 1: you just gave me information that he has never won
Speaker 1: a Grand Slam, but he's won a major. What are
Speaker 1: you talking about?
Speaker 2: So I'm not going to pretend like I'm a tennis expert.
Speaker 2: But when I did the research today, this one site
Speaker 2: had that, and I was also a little bit confused.
Speaker 1: Had won a Grand Slam. That's when four.
Speaker 2: I thought one grand like each one is a Grand
Speaker 2: Grand Slam event.
Speaker 1: Slam event. Okay, four runners, so he won't look well
Speaker 1: they called three?
Speaker 3: I did.
Speaker 1: I got ready for nothing. You call the tennis guy,
Speaker 1: by the.
Speaker 2: Way, the individually Grand Slam events.
Speaker 1: It's an event, but he's got never won a Grand Slam.
Speaker 1: I go, yeah, and a lot of guys you haven't,
Speaker 1: okay anything else? What the hell happened to? I know?
Speaker 2: MLB right, uh A's money line versus the Yankees today
Speaker 2: plus one sixty I'm mashing that because on it, coming
Speaker 2: off a perfect game, I feel like you.
Speaker 1: Have to lose anything else. You got Nathan's hot dog contest,
Speaker 1: you got that. Yeah, of course you got an over
Speaker 1: under on Joey Chestnut.
Speaker 2: The goat seventy three and a half hot dogs. I'm
Speaker 2: going over plus one oh five be great.
Speaker 1: If you got the gout, he'd be known as the Gout.
Speaker 1: He probably out. It can't be four front I know, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: he's the out.
Speaker 2: Okay, that guy's a maniact. Apparently, people like after the
Speaker 2: hot dog contest will go out and he'll just be
Speaker 2: at like some fucking random bar in Brooklyn, like pounding.
Speaker 1: Beers and what else does he have in his life? No?
Speaker 2: But I mean after eating Like, no, he eats hot
Speaker 2: dog hours after eating all the seventy five hot dogs. Okay,
Speaker 2: of course he frequents bars all the time. I mean
Speaker 2: that's probably all you.
Speaker 1: Okay, what's the over under?
Speaker 2: But he does seventy three and a half.
Speaker 1: He ate sixty three last year.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but he's eaten like seventy five before.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, so you got the over yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh, and also to break his personal record, which is
Speaker 2: seventy six or more hot dogs, because I think it's
Speaker 2: seventy five and that's plus two fifty five.
Speaker 1: You're betting on that too, betting on that?
Speaker 3: Okay, bad Larry, Yes, Dan, I forgot about the Nathan Hotdogs, saying,
Speaker 3: I'm just because Dylan has the over on him, I'm taking.
Speaker 2: It under that probably smart.
Speaker 1: The under on Joey Chestnut seventy three and a.
Speaker 3: Half seventy three and a half hot dog. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 3: going under Joe he's getting old. I know he's getting old.
Speaker 1: How now, No, when does it show if for competitive
Speaker 1: youat that he's getting old?
Speaker 2: Does he say?
Speaker 1: Die?
Speaker 3: I've been I've been hearing about him.
Speaker 1: From Yeah, okay, So you have Joey Chestnut, the under under.
Speaker 3: Joey Chestnut at seventy three and a half hot dogs?
Speaker 1: All right, what else do you have?
Speaker 3: Then? And then I'm really happy because I sent these
Speaker 3: in earlier this morning, and Dylan, I have the Yankees.
Speaker 3: Oakland's the worst team in baseball, So I have the Yankees.
Speaker 1: We know that. Yeah, we know that. Very good.
Speaker 3: It's between you and I. I'm going to meet Heiner
Speaker 3: to watch the Yankee game. He's in Jersey's at the
Speaker 3: Jersey store.
Speaker 1: Okay, this is the guy that no one in the
Speaker 1: world knows who you're talking about except for.
Speaker 3: Me, and you're You're who I'm talking to? Dan?
Speaker 1: Who the hell are we? Then?
Speaker 2: Larry?
Speaker 1: Why are you? Larry? You could have texted me later.
Speaker 1: The audience is going to go, who is John Heiner?
Speaker 3: Okay, well that's why I'm betting the Yankees. He's a
Speaker 3: huge Yankee fan.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, hold on, hold on, okay, Okay, Now I
Speaker 1: have to explain who the fun John Heiner? Okay, John Heiner?
Speaker 3: My other college roommates, the other college roommate, right, listen, Florid.
Speaker 1: No, no, we could have gotten the story without even
Speaker 1: okay in Florida. What else do you have? Well Born? Okay,
Speaker 1: what else do you have?
Speaker 3: I have my Mets. We got we got around the Hill,
Speaker 3: so they sucked too. So I'm going I'm going Yankees,
Speaker 3: Mets and Dokavis to win the UH, to win the
Speaker 3: whatever whatever.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's Dkovic, Lukadank. We know, yeah, we
Speaker 1: know who you're talking about. What'd you call me? Okay,
Speaker 1: so you've got you got.
Speaker 3: Just gonna He's gonna beat Dylan's the finals, right, Dylan,
Speaker 3: your guys the second favorite? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay, uh so is that it? Bat Larry?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Just one? You know, all those four.
Speaker 1: Bets, Okay, Shay.
Speaker 4: Finally, it's just some great, good old fashioned American gambling.
Speaker 4: Here only baseball, Okay, White Sox my favorite golf, don't
Speaker 4: you to bet on?
Speaker 1: I'm not a big fan of betting on golf. No,
Speaker 1: I'm not. It's just not my jam.
Speaker 2: No. Like at the Travelers, I was just live betting
Speaker 2: the live hole scores, like at standing on the green
Speaker 2: there that is like some of the most electric. I mean,
Speaker 2: I've got smoked.
Speaker 1: But I didn't see a single stroke. You didn't see
Speaker 1: any golf. Well, you didn't see a golfer, didn't see clubs,
Speaker 1: didn't see a caddy, none of it, didn't you? And
Speaker 1: Ray run into Saheith Thigala.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, we're like leaving after the round in the
Speaker 2: parking lot, and y it was like, hey, great round,
Speaker 2: see Heath, And he was just sort of like that
Speaker 2: and got in his car too, and then he missed
Speaker 2: the cut. No, he made the company. He shot like
Speaker 2: even on the day when like the worst scores were
Speaker 2: like three under.
Speaker 1: Okay, whoop see okay, uh ago he had to shake continues, Yeah.
Speaker 4: Cheeters minus won twenty against Wayne Wright, kubbies minus one
Speaker 4: oh five against the Phillies, and then I got Toronto
Speaker 4: lay in one and a half against the Higonte's.
Speaker 1: Okay, Trey Turner hasn't exactly worked out.
Speaker 2: No, he ain't no stealing money.
Speaker 1: He got some cash and he went down three hundred
Speaker 1: million dollar contract. He's a player. He's just having a
Speaker 1: bad forty. You can't make three hundred million and have
Speaker 1: a bad year. Apparently you can.
Speaker 2: Well you can't. That isn't Karrey is doing the same
Speaker 2: thing too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but his knee is uh yeah. Is there anything
Speaker 1: that else that needs to be mentioned?
Speaker 2: I think next year we do a school field trip
Speaker 2: to the hot dog eating contest.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm into that. I'll do that. So we go
Speaker 1: to Coney Island.
Speaker 2: We go to Coney Island.
Speaker 1: I'm not doing that.
Speaker 2: Well, then, how are you supposed to go to it?
Speaker 1: I'll fucking zoom it. I don't care. Coney is disgusting.
Speaker 1: Why you don't to zoom it? It's on ESPN, isn't it.
Speaker 2: We'll do that with y'all, like you know, oh no,
Speaker 2: I want to go.
Speaker 1: I don't want to go to Coney Island.
Speaker 2: You don't have to live there. It's to see the
Speaker 2: hot dog contest.
Speaker 1: I usually don't leave fearful, think you need to leave.
Speaker 1: You shouldn't go. There should be sort of like an
Speaker 1: electric fence for dogs. Yeah, yeah, where you get zapped
Speaker 1: every time you leave a certain area.
Speaker 2: Your wife's gonna put one in the yard for if
Speaker 2: your bac is.
Speaker 4: But respect on her name. It's the roommate, okay, we
Speaker 4: live together. A lot of people are separated but still married,
Speaker 4: not us, not yet.
Speaker 1: You're not you're not married. We are, but we live together. Okay,
Speaker 1: so we're roommates.
Speaker 2: Like that comes before, But it's also your wife.
Speaker 4: Right, But a lot of people are separated, living in
Speaker 4: different houses but still married. We have not gotten there yet.
Speaker 4: If she's still the roommate. Once we do get separated,
Speaker 4: she'll be my wife.
Speaker 1: That's all actually, of course it does coming from my mouth, Larry.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I don't have anything to say to that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, because you're in love, fucking nerd, you're in love. Well,
Speaker 1: thanks for joining us. Are you doing your podcast yet? Again?
Speaker 1: We have to talk about what was that. What was
Speaker 1: that thing?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, the failed coup in Russia. Oh yeah, Wagner
Speaker 4: Degen of the Year, Berzonski or whatever his fucking name is,
Speaker 4: Biro Piro something.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, Now you went to like Belarus hanging out? Yeah,
Speaker 1: hanging out. I'm a big fan.
Speaker 2: And Belarus is like a fake place, right, that's basically
Speaker 2: sate satellite Russia.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: But if you try and overthrow a country and they
Speaker 4: say no, you got a vacation coming up, I mean
Speaker 4: that's a pretty good day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Belarus, treason's usually met with you've seen the women
Speaker 2: in Belarus. I can't say I have Google.
Speaker 1: It, okay, because the internet works in my house. Google it?
Speaker 2: Okay, what do you google Belarus girls Belarus women?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's exactly you can. You can pick up Shay
Speaker 1: and Irving wherever you get your podcast. That's what it's called.
Speaker 1: I got ray who just pulled up women in Belarus?
Speaker 1: What about? What was I saying?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 2: Checks out? They look like Russian chicks.
Speaker 1: Well, it doesn't matter, they look gorgeous. They all want
Speaker 1: to leave their country.
Speaker 2: That's actually that's actually a good point.
Speaker 1: Capital you might be in the market might be by
Speaker 1: being Minsk getting a little apart.
Speaker 2: I have a feeling you're going strictly for a non
Speaker 2: English speaker.
Speaker 1: Trust me out in a different language. I don't give
Speaker 1: a show. All right, everybody, have a great weekend and
Speaker 1: it's Shaye at Irving Podcast wherever you get yours and
Speaker 1: thanks for joining us for Dylan Bat, Larry Ray, Marv Shay.
Speaker 1: I'm Dan Patrick taking a gamble.