WEBVTT - Episode 76: The Streets Hit Back 0:00:02.520 --> 0:00:06.640 Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick 0:00:06.760 --> 0:00:10.760 takes a gamble. One of my bookies died at the 0:00:10.880 --> 0:00:14.160 Kitchen Table, a podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about 0:00:14.240 --> 0:00:17.240 his love of gambling. One bet, bet another bet without 0:00:17.280 --> 0:00:19.360 doing the actual gambling. 0:00:19.640 --> 0:00:20.959 You're a coward. 0:00:21.239 --> 0:00:22.919 It's easy to have a scapegoat. 0:00:23.160 --> 0:00:26.160 And now join my bad Larring, Shy and Irving and 0:00:26.239 --> 0:00:27.560 Dylan the graphics guy. 0:00:27.840 --> 0:00:31.680 I have friends. Here's Dan Patrick. I got one guy 0:00:31.760 --> 0:00:34.040 not in a good mood, just letting everybody know. And 0:00:34.120 --> 0:00:37.159 that's uh, that's that's Shay. 0:00:37.560 --> 0:00:39.880 Uh Is he not drinking again? 0:00:40.040 --> 0:00:44.560 Firmly back on the wagon per the roommate's physical orders. Yeah, 0:00:44.600 --> 0:00:48.440 oh yeah, she firmly placed me back on that wagon. 0:00:48.560 --> 0:00:51.200 Okay, the last we heard from you, you were at 0:00:51.280 --> 0:00:55.640 the Traveler's Golf tournament. Yeah in Crumwell, Connecticut. 0:00:56.960 --> 0:00:59.640 Yeah that was uh, probably the last sober thought I 0:00:59.680 --> 0:01:02.800 had when you were with us on Thursday. 0:01:02.960 --> 0:01:03.200 Yeah. 0:01:03.240 --> 0:01:05.920 So yeah, so the night got a hold of me, Danny. 0:01:05.920 --> 0:01:07.400 And this happens every now and then. This is kind 0:01:07.440 --> 0:01:09.319 of what the roommates signed up for. And she keeps 0:01:09.319 --> 0:01:10.520 pretending like this isn't. 0:01:10.440 --> 0:01:12.320 Now do you want to talk about this because I 0:01:12.360 --> 0:01:14.639 know that people listen to this and then tell your 0:01:14.720 --> 0:01:17.679 your roommate that's true. Now, if you don't want to 0:01:17.800 --> 0:01:20.080 do this, then don't do this. It's called good radio, Danny. 0:01:20.080 --> 0:01:23.319 I don't know how it's called content. It's called content. Okay. 0:01:23.360 --> 0:01:26.280 So Thursday we talked to you your a few beers in, 0:01:26.720 --> 0:01:32.240 oh yeah, a few. And then what happened? Then I 0:01:32.360 --> 0:01:34.240 left Travelers at like. 0:01:34.760 --> 0:01:39.920 Five fish and just hit the streets of Milford after that, 0:01:40.040 --> 0:01:42.120 and I just the knight took a hold of me, 0:01:42.200 --> 0:01:44.400 and then the streets hit back, the streets hit back, 0:01:44.440 --> 0:01:47.440 the roommate. I woke up to fifteen miss calls from 0:01:47.440 --> 0:01:49.720 the roommate, oh no, And I woke up to her 0:01:49.800 --> 0:01:55.720 hitting me and yelling at me, and I said, what happened? 0:01:56.040 --> 0:01:59.560 What's the problem? I had a great time. What did 0:01:59.600 --> 0:01:59.920 you say? 0:02:02.960 --> 0:02:05.200 And so she was like, you son of a bitch, 0:02:05.280 --> 0:02:07.440 quit drinking now. And I was like, all right, fine, whatever, 0:02:07.480 --> 0:02:09.440 I've been here before, but yeah, I had a great 0:02:09.440 --> 0:02:12.079 time in Milford, Danny. We shut them all down, all 0:02:12.120 --> 0:02:16.440 of them. 0:02:17.400 --> 0:02:19.600 Can I help in any way? What do you mean help? 0:02:19.680 --> 0:02:20.680 I don't, I don't know. 0:02:20.760 --> 0:02:21.800 For bars open later. 0:02:21.960 --> 0:02:25.800 Yeah, the am shut down apparently they shut down at 0:02:25.800 --> 0:02:26.280 one am. 0:02:26.360 --> 0:02:28.880 Okay, whatever, Yeah, I thought it was two that's what 0:02:28.919 --> 0:02:31.600 I thought. They told me to leave, so exact if 0:02:31.600 --> 0:02:37.120 they're closing yeah, yeah, it was closing out. Believe me, 0:02:37.160 --> 0:02:39.720 I can handle it. And then Dylan went the next 0:02:39.800 --> 0:02:43.000 day to Travelers and he had set the he was 0:02:43.040 --> 0:02:46.800 gonna go eighteen eighteen eighteen, which is eighteen holes, eighteen beers, 0:02:46.800 --> 0:02:51.720 eighteen hot dogs, and I said, how about eighteen nine nine? 0:02:52.400 --> 0:02:54.720 Well that was closer to what actually happened. I will 0:02:54.760 --> 0:02:59.320 say in my defense, at like four o'clock they quote 0:02:59.360 --> 0:03:04.200 unquote observing hot food, So no hot dogs after four. 0:03:04.320 --> 0:03:08.160 So I hit five and then was searching. 0:03:08.080 --> 0:03:09.840 Okay, were you in a tent or no? 0:03:10.000 --> 0:03:10.240 Yeah? 0:03:10.360 --> 0:03:10.880 Yeah, Oh. 0:03:11.160 --> 0:03:14.240 We bounced around a little bit. But I actually had 0:03:14.240 --> 0:03:15.760 to tell the hot dog lady because I came up 0:03:15.760 --> 0:03:17.240 for the fifth one. She kind of gave me a look, 0:03:17.280 --> 0:03:19.280 and I was like, I'm not doing anything. I'm eating 0:03:19.280 --> 0:03:19.679 all of these. 0:03:19.720 --> 0:03:23.600 I promised, Well, why didn't you order more? Because one 0:03:23.639 --> 0:03:24.120 at a time? 0:03:24.320 --> 0:03:24.720 I didn't. 0:03:24.919 --> 0:03:28.080 You can only order one at a time. Hot dogs rots, 0:03:28.120 --> 0:03:28.680 they were brots. 0:03:28.680 --> 0:03:29.760 I didn't say they were hot dogs. 0:03:29.800 --> 0:03:32.280 I didn't, Well, you're a different tent, the pleb tent. 0:03:32.480 --> 0:03:34.359 Obviously you're the crowd tent. 0:03:34.800 --> 0:03:37.720 You the banker tent. I wasn't the bank to It 0:03:37.840 --> 0:03:40.360 got weird fast. Yeah, I had nips in my sock. 0:03:40.400 --> 0:03:44.120 I was pulling them out. It was weird. I didn't 0:03:44.120 --> 0:03:45.360 know if they were going to patch you down. I 0:03:45.360 --> 0:03:46.120 didn't know if there was a. 0:03:46.320 --> 0:03:49.520 You brought that alcohol to the turnamars Danny, of course, 0:03:49.760 --> 0:03:50.600 like socks. 0:03:50.280 --> 0:03:52.800 Full of nips. But you were in a tent, didn't 0:03:52.800 --> 0:03:54.840 they have alcohol in the tent like white cloth? 0:03:55.560 --> 0:04:00.600 And it was a two drink maximum for the risk. Wait, okay, 0:04:00.640 --> 0:04:02.160 so two drinks for free? 0:04:02.480 --> 0:04:03.600 No unlimited free drinks. 0:04:03.640 --> 0:04:08.240 Wow, my boss is a piece of shit. Free drinks 0:04:08.240 --> 0:04:10.600 and dogs, Larry, I'll get you in a minute. Okay, 0:04:10.680 --> 0:04:13.600 So Dylan, how many? So you had five hot dogs? 0:04:13.600 --> 0:04:14.440 How many beers? 0:04:15.120 --> 0:04:19.159 Thirteen? And then a cocktail, a couple of blasts of wine, 0:04:19.360 --> 0:04:20.240 crabcake sandwich. 0:04:20.360 --> 0:04:23.600 That was really what started to And then did you 0:04:23.600 --> 0:04:24.880 go to a dinner after that? 0:04:25.320 --> 0:04:27.479 Yeah? Well I also had half a cheese steak too. 0:04:27.560 --> 0:04:28.599 Where'd you go to dinner? 0:04:28.640 --> 0:04:31.680 We went to this place called Sedona in Norwalk. It's 0:04:31.680 --> 0:04:34.200 basically like out back with like white tablecloths. 0:04:34.240 --> 0:04:37.520 Oh fancy. Okay, so after all that, you went to dinner. 0:04:37.560 --> 0:04:40.040 Yeah, it took down like a ribi in four to 0:04:40.080 --> 0:04:40.920 ten martinis. 0:04:40.960 --> 0:04:43.120 I think I did you really? Oh yeah, So Ray 0:04:43.240 --> 0:04:43.760 is with you? 0:04:44.000 --> 0:04:47.000 Raise with me the whole time. Okay, raise my court 0:04:47.040 --> 0:04:50.520 stenographer for the whole the whole them that's and actually 0:04:50.880 --> 0:04:54.520 I woke up the next day with a picture that 0:04:54.760 --> 0:04:57.240 was hanging in raised apartment at my house. I must 0:04:57.240 --> 0:04:58.880 have taken in an uber home with me. It's a 0:04:58.880 --> 0:05:03.000 big picture. And he's not getting it back either. 0:05:03.600 --> 0:05:08.240 I refuse to eat dinner because you don't trust your 0:05:08.400 --> 0:05:11.240 your roommate looking for because the booze would work less. 0:05:11.480 --> 0:05:14.920 So I didn't eat dinner when I was out. Oh god, yep, 0:05:15.120 --> 0:05:15.520 got it in. 0:05:15.680 --> 0:05:17.200 Danny just marching powder. 0:05:17.279 --> 0:05:23.080 Okay, what what what? What? No, we're not don't say 0:05:23.120 --> 0:05:26.440 anything breakfast. It was like talking about the Mormons. You're 0:05:26.480 --> 0:05:28.919 not allowed to bring this. I don't picked up. I'm 0:05:29.000 --> 0:05:31.280 just worried about you. Don't worry about me, Danny. I'm 0:05:31.279 --> 0:05:32.880 already in trouble. That's all there is to it. 0:05:33.440 --> 0:05:35.320 Okay, And you look great, thank you. 0:05:35.600 --> 0:05:37.040 I feel you do look good. 0:05:37.120 --> 0:05:39.320 Thank you very much. Yeah, I'm getting that softball Tan. 0:05:39.520 --> 0:05:42.760 The eldest is in the travel and that's all I do. 0:05:42.960 --> 0:05:44.840 But you got three daughters. I just want to make 0:05:44.880 --> 0:05:47.800 sure that you know you got a lot of positives 0:05:47.800 --> 0:05:49.560 going on here. I'm worried about it. 0:05:49.600 --> 0:05:51.200 I think that's in thee. 0:05:51.279 --> 0:05:56.400 That's why I drink Danny all the positives in my life. Okay, okay, 0:05:57.920 --> 0:06:02.520 Dylan won four point one units last week, Larry lost seven, 0:06:03.839 --> 0:06:09.200 Shaye lost. What does zero point seven to five units 0:06:09.279 --> 0:06:13.279 last week? Is that? Right? Right? Larry, you're in the red. 0:06:13.320 --> 0:06:16.359 You're the only member of this this sad group in 0:06:16.400 --> 0:06:16.840 the red. 0:06:17.920 --> 0:06:21.440 Okay, fairly in the red. 0:06:21.440 --> 0:06:23.239 I'm assuming it's still the red. 0:06:23.960 --> 0:06:27.640 Okay, Red, I'll be black by next week. 0:06:27.760 --> 0:06:32.560 Oh, here we go again, Here we go again. Okay, Well, 0:06:32.760 --> 0:06:36.480 you know he's only at zero point eight units lost, 0:06:37.040 --> 0:06:39.720 So you can get into the plus real easy. 0:06:40.279 --> 0:06:40.560 You can. 0:06:40.760 --> 0:06:43.160 You can win two of three and then you're good. 0:06:44.360 --> 0:06:45.960 That's what we're shooting for right now. 0:06:46.000 --> 0:06:49.600 Okay, we don't need to recap anything that happened last 0:06:49.600 --> 0:06:54.520 week because bad Larry was terrible and Shaye didn't do Uh, 0:06:55.320 --> 0:06:59.279 you were you were average? Dylan stows the pirates the 0:06:59.320 --> 0:07:02.800 Futures to win the World Series at plus thirty thousand. Wow, 0:07:04.839 --> 0:07:08.560 let's see what was your big moment last week that 0:07:08.600 --> 0:07:10.120 you won four point one units? 0:07:10.120 --> 0:07:13.880 There, deyl Well Justin Thomas top ten was plus five, okay, 0:07:14.080 --> 0:07:15.640 everyone had written him off. 0:07:16.640 --> 0:07:18.520 Well, that brings us to this week, and we'll start 0:07:18.520 --> 0:07:23.160 with you, Dylan with the Rocket Mortgage Golf tournament in Detroit. 0:07:23.360 --> 0:07:26.240 Yeah, only one this week, Dan Ricky Fowler top five 0:07:26.280 --> 0:07:29.600 plus three sixty. Why not? He's been playing pretty good golf. 0:07:29.640 --> 0:07:34.120 He's rolling. He's had four straight top fifteen finishes at 0:07:34.120 --> 0:07:37.040 the Open and then last week Travelers as well, career. 0:07:36.800 --> 0:07:39.440 Low round at the Travelers too, shot a sixty. 0:07:39.600 --> 0:07:42.679 Okay, Well, Rory said that's the course is too easy. 0:07:42.800 --> 0:07:46.280 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't want to talk about Rory. 0:07:46.720 --> 0:07:49.800 Why he ruined my life? Your life life? No, you 0:07:49.960 --> 0:07:51.080 ruined your life. 0:07:50.800 --> 0:07:53.920 Fair Okay. Rory had a part to play, that's for 0:07:54.040 --> 0:07:58.040 damn sure. When he collapsed at the Masters on Sunday 0:07:58.760 --> 0:08:00.200 with having I don't know what he had to say, six 0:08:00.320 --> 0:08:02.480 seven stroke lead. I had him twenty five to one 0:08:03.000 --> 0:08:05.960 pre tourney, wired to wire. He's the leader, and I 0:08:05.960 --> 0:08:07.520 called my old man up. I'm like, hey, guess who 0:08:07.560 --> 0:08:09.640 I got on the court and he laughed at me 0:08:09.960 --> 0:08:12.880 and he said, nobody goes wired to wire at the Masters, and. 0:08:12.840 --> 0:08:13.400 Then he hung up. 0:08:14.960 --> 0:08:17.280 Did he use that voice word to God? And then 0:08:17.320 --> 0:08:18.920 the first shot off to Tea, the son of a 0:08:18.920 --> 0:08:20.880 Bitch hooks it so far right. It hits one of 0:08:20.880 --> 0:08:24.720 the cabins that used to be used for bad things, 0:08:24.760 --> 0:08:27.000 and he hit it right through the freaking wall. He's 0:08:27.080 --> 0:08:27.840 ruined my life. 0:08:28.320 --> 0:08:29.880 That is a good point, though, I oh hate him forever? 0:08:29.960 --> 0:08:30.560 When forever? 0:08:30.680 --> 0:08:33.320 Oh, when's the less time someone went wired to wire 0:08:33.320 --> 0:08:34.680 at the I mean any tournament. 0:08:34.800 --> 0:08:37.600 It's hard, but it's really Yeah, usually you get you 0:08:37.640 --> 0:08:39.480 know guys where you go, Oh, that's a trip down 0:08:39.520 --> 0:08:42.120 memory lane the first day of the leaderboard at the 0:08:42.480 --> 0:08:45.480 at the Master's Okay, anything else that you want to 0:08:46.000 --> 0:08:46.760 bet on this week? 0:08:47.160 --> 0:08:52.440 Formula one Dan, obviously it's in Austria this weekend. Jay, 0:08:52.679 --> 0:08:57.760 I'm surprised they're not there. So I'm going two units 0:08:57.760 --> 0:09:00.839 on Fernando Alonzo to finish on the podium minus one 0:09:00.960 --> 0:09:05.320 sixty five, and then a unit each on Sergio Perez 0:09:05.480 --> 0:09:09.640 fastest lap plus two seventy five and Voltaire Botas to 0:09:09.679 --> 0:09:11.800 win the sprint race, which I guess is some like 0:09:12.400 --> 0:09:15.559 shitty little race on Saturday before the main one plus thirty. 0:09:15.840 --> 0:09:20.880 Kardashians get that the vulterry botas on the Warheads or something. 0:09:20.640 --> 0:09:21.480 And everywhere else. 0:09:21.559 --> 0:09:25.520 Yeah, you always do. Sergio Perez, who's the fastest lap, 0:09:25.559 --> 0:09:25.839 don't you? 0:09:26.280 --> 0:09:29.120 Yeah? I don't know. Honestly, this is just information I've 0:09:29.160 --> 0:09:31.440 gotten Dan from a very unreliable source. 0:09:31.520 --> 0:09:33.760 So this is your roommate, ye, my. 0:09:34.080 --> 0:09:37.080 My roommate who lives in a different house. 0:09:37.160 --> 0:09:42.840 But okay, why that's a good way to stay in love. 0:09:45.200 --> 0:09:46.120 I'm looking right at it. 0:09:46.240 --> 0:09:49.480 Well, unless you know Larry, because Larry's in love. He ain't. Yeah, 0:09:49.679 --> 0:09:52.360 he Larry's getting put up with he in love. 0:09:53.760 --> 0:09:56.600 Forty years boys, more of like indentured servitude. 0:09:57.160 --> 0:09:58.280 I think, what else do you have? 0:09:59.440 --> 0:10:00.640 Wimbled future? 0:10:00.760 --> 0:10:00.960 Dan? 0:10:01.320 --> 0:10:02.280 Okay? 0:10:01.920 --> 0:10:02.040 Uh? 0:10:02.320 --> 0:10:06.959 Carlos al karaz to win the whole shebang plus three fifty. 0:10:08.480 --> 0:10:10.760 He's nasty. He's also I forget how he is well. 0:10:10.760 --> 0:10:12.880 I mean he's great on clay, Yeah. 0:10:12.600 --> 0:10:14.959 He's not grass. I don't think it's particularly his thing. 0:10:15.040 --> 0:10:17.440 But did he win the French Open ones? 0:10:18.400 --> 0:10:20.959 Yeah? He yeah he did? 0:10:21.040 --> 0:10:21.160 Right? 0:10:21.200 --> 0:10:22.960 I thought he lost because he lost. 0:10:23.160 --> 0:10:24.559 I thought he won a Grand slammer. 0:10:24.559 --> 0:10:26.920 I think he lost to Djokovic this year's French Open. 0:10:27.040 --> 0:10:28.800 Yes he did, all right, so you have him as 0:10:28.840 --> 0:10:31.000 your future. It's plus three fifty to win Wimbledon. 0:10:31.120 --> 0:10:35.160 Yeah, all right, baseball tonight? 0:10:35.640 --> 0:10:40.680 Oh he won the US Open. Oh there you go. Well, Ray, No, Ray, 0:10:40.679 --> 0:10:42.800 you just gave me information that he has never won 0:10:42.880 --> 0:10:48.720 a Grand Slam, but he's won a major. What are 0:10:48.720 --> 0:10:50.040 you talking about? 0:10:50.200 --> 0:10:52.560 So I'm not going to pretend like I'm a tennis expert. 0:10:52.760 --> 0:10:55.720 But when I did the research today, this one site 0:10:55.880 --> 0:10:58.679 had that, and I was also a little bit confused. 0:10:58.480 --> 0:11:00.600 Had won a Grand Slam. That's when four. 0:11:01.679 --> 0:11:04.160 I thought one grand like each one is a Grand 0:11:04.760 --> 0:11:05.760 Grand Slam event. 0:11:05.880 --> 0:11:11.079 Slam event. Okay, four runners, so he won't look well 0:11:11.200 --> 0:11:12.400 they called three? 0:11:12.679 --> 0:11:12.880 I did. 0:11:13.040 --> 0:11:15.360 I got ready for nothing. You call the tennis guy, 0:11:15.400 --> 0:11:15.600 by the. 0:11:15.559 --> 0:11:17.800 Way, the individually Grand Slam events. 0:11:17.880 --> 0:11:20.360 It's an event, but he's got never won a Grand Slam. 0:11:20.480 --> 0:11:22.000 I go, yeah, and a lot of guys you haven't, 0:11:22.000 --> 0:11:25.440 okay anything else? What the hell happened to? I know? 0:11:27.880 --> 0:11:31.600 MLB right, uh A's money line versus the Yankees today 0:11:31.640 --> 0:11:35.600 plus one sixty I'm mashing that because on it, coming 0:11:35.600 --> 0:11:36.839 off a perfect game, I feel like you. 0:11:36.800 --> 0:11:42.080 Have to lose anything else. You got Nathan's hot dog contest, 0:11:42.160 --> 0:11:44.080 you got that. Yeah, of course you got an over 0:11:44.200 --> 0:11:46.240 under on Joey Chestnut. 0:11:45.880 --> 0:11:49.920 The goat seventy three and a half hot dogs. I'm 0:11:49.960 --> 0:11:52.200 going over plus one oh five be great. 0:11:52.200 --> 0:11:54.160 If you got the gout, he'd be known as the Gout. 0:11:55.720 --> 0:11:59.520 He probably out. It can't be four front I know, yeah, yeah, 0:11:59.640 --> 0:12:00.320 he's the out. 0:12:00.400 --> 0:12:02.880 Okay, that guy's a maniact. Apparently, people like after the 0:12:02.920 --> 0:12:04.720 hot dog contest will go out and he'll just be 0:12:04.760 --> 0:12:08.320 at like some fucking random bar in Brooklyn, like pounding. 0:12:08.000 --> 0:12:10.240 Beers and what else does he have in his life? No? 0:12:10.320 --> 0:12:12.600 But I mean after eating Like, no, he eats hot 0:12:12.600 --> 0:12:16.720 dog hours after eating all the seventy five hot dogs. Okay, 0:12:17.440 --> 0:12:19.360 of course he frequents bars all the time. I mean 0:12:19.360 --> 0:12:20.079 that's probably all you. 0:12:20.120 --> 0:12:21.360 Okay, what's the over under? 0:12:21.400 --> 0:12:22.800 But he does seventy three and a half. 0:12:22.800 --> 0:12:24.440 He ate sixty three last year. 0:12:24.640 --> 0:12:27.360 Yeah, but he's eaten like seventy five before. 0:12:27.520 --> 0:12:29.320 Okay, all right, so you got the over yeah. 0:12:29.400 --> 0:12:32.120 Oh, and also to break his personal record, which is 0:12:32.160 --> 0:12:34.280 seventy six or more hot dogs, because I think it's 0:12:34.280 --> 0:12:36.240 seventy five and that's plus two fifty five. 0:12:36.520 --> 0:12:37.920 You're betting on that too, betting on that? 0:12:37.960 --> 0:12:44.000 Okay, bad Larry, Yes, Dan, I forgot about the Nathan Hotdogs, saying, 0:12:44.240 --> 0:12:47.200 I'm just because Dylan has the over on him, I'm taking. 0:12:46.960 --> 0:12:48.160 It under that probably smart. 0:12:48.240 --> 0:12:50.560 The under on Joey Chestnut seventy three and a. 0:12:50.520 --> 0:12:52.320 Half seventy three and a half hot dog. Yeah, I'm 0:12:52.320 --> 0:12:56.400 going under Joe he's getting old. I know he's getting old. 0:12:56.559 --> 0:12:59.720 How now, No, when does it show if for competitive 0:12:59.760 --> 0:13:01.280 youat that he's getting old? 0:13:02.240 --> 0:13:03.000 Does he say? 0:13:03.120 --> 0:13:03.320 Die? 0:13:03.640 --> 0:13:05.400 I've been I've been hearing about him. 0:13:05.280 --> 0:13:12.600 From Yeah, okay, So you have Joey Chestnut, the under under. 0:13:12.480 --> 0:13:14.400 Joey Chestnut at seventy three and a half hot dogs? 0:13:14.400 --> 0:13:15.400 All right, what else do you have? 0:13:15.520 --> 0:13:18.240 Then? And then I'm really happy because I sent these 0:13:18.280 --> 0:13:22.199 in earlier this morning, and Dylan, I have the Yankees. 0:13:22.280 --> 0:13:24.880 Oakland's the worst team in baseball, So I have the Yankees. 0:13:25.400 --> 0:13:27.520 We know that. Yeah, we know that. Very good. 0:13:27.720 --> 0:13:29.880 It's between you and I. I'm going to meet Heiner 0:13:30.440 --> 0:13:32.240 to watch the Yankee game. He's in Jersey's at the 0:13:32.320 --> 0:13:32.920 Jersey store. 0:13:33.360 --> 0:13:36.080 Okay, this is the guy that no one in the 0:13:36.080 --> 0:13:38.160 world knows who you're talking about except for. 0:13:38.240 --> 0:13:41.600 Me, and you're You're who I'm talking to? Dan? 0:13:42.000 --> 0:13:43.040 Who the hell are we? Then? 0:13:43.120 --> 0:13:43.720 Larry? 0:13:43.760 --> 0:13:46.640 Why are you? Larry? You could have texted me later. 0:13:47.040 --> 0:13:49.640 The audience is going to go, who is John Heiner? 0:13:51.800 --> 0:13:54.520 Okay, well that's why I'm betting the Yankees. He's a 0:13:54.600 --> 0:13:55.280 huge Yankee fan. 0:13:55.559 --> 0:13:58.840 Okay, okay, hold on, hold on, okay, Okay, Now I 0:13:58.840 --> 0:14:04.199 have to explain who the fun John Heiner? Okay, John Heiner? 0:14:04.360 --> 0:14:09.120 My other college roommates, the other college roommate, right, listen, Florid. 0:14:09.520 --> 0:14:12.120 No, no, we could have gotten the story without even 0:14:12.280 --> 0:14:16.959 okay in Florida. What else do you have? Well Born? Okay, 0:14:16.960 --> 0:14:17.679 what else do you have? 0:14:18.760 --> 0:14:22.360 I have my Mets. We got we got around the Hill, 0:14:22.440 --> 0:14:26.960 so they sucked too. So I'm going I'm going Yankees, 0:14:27.000 --> 0:14:30.920 Mets and Dokavis to win the UH, to win the 0:14:31.240 --> 0:14:31.960 whatever whatever. 0:14:32.080 --> 0:14:37.560 I don't think it's Dkovic, Lukadank. We know, yeah, we 0:14:37.640 --> 0:14:44.920 know who you're talking about. What'd you call me? Okay, 0:14:45.080 --> 0:14:46.320 so you've got you got. 0:14:46.280 --> 0:14:50.040 Just gonna He's gonna beat Dylan's the finals, right, Dylan, 0:14:50.080 --> 0:14:52.880 your guys the second favorite? Yeah? 0:14:52.920 --> 0:14:56.000 Okay, uh so is that it? Bat Larry? 0:14:56.600 --> 0:14:58.600 Yeah? Just one? You know, all those four. 0:14:58.440 --> 0:15:00.360 Bets, Okay, Shay. 0:15:01.120 --> 0:15:04.840 Finally, it's just some great, good old fashioned American gambling. 0:15:04.920 --> 0:15:09.040 Here only baseball, Okay, White Sox my favorite golf, don't 0:15:09.040 --> 0:15:09.720 you to bet on? 0:15:10.400 --> 0:15:12.360 I'm not a big fan of betting on golf. No, 0:15:12.760 --> 0:15:13.960 I'm not. It's just not my jam. 0:15:14.040 --> 0:15:16.760 No. Like at the Travelers, I was just live betting 0:15:16.880 --> 0:15:19.880 the live hole scores, like at standing on the green 0:15:19.920 --> 0:15:22.320 there that is like some of the most electric. I mean, 0:15:22.360 --> 0:15:23.120 I've got smoked. 0:15:23.160 --> 0:15:25.920 But I didn't see a single stroke. You didn't see 0:15:25.960 --> 0:15:30.000 any golf. Well, you didn't see a golfer, didn't see clubs, 0:15:30.040 --> 0:15:33.360 didn't see a caddy, none of it, didn't you? And 0:15:33.560 --> 0:15:35.840 Ray run into Saheith Thigala. 0:15:36.000 --> 0:15:38.920 Yeah right, we're like leaving after the round in the 0:15:38.960 --> 0:15:41.400 parking lot, and y it was like, hey, great round, 0:15:41.400 --> 0:15:43.520 see Heath, And he was just sort of like that 0:15:43.640 --> 0:15:45.440 and got in his car too, and then he missed 0:15:45.440 --> 0:15:47.640 the cut. No, he made the company. He shot like 0:15:47.760 --> 0:15:49.720 even on the day when like the worst scores were 0:15:49.760 --> 0:15:50.680 like three under. 0:15:51.200 --> 0:15:55.600 Okay, whoop see okay, uh ago he had to shake continues, Yeah. 0:15:55.480 --> 0:15:58.520 Cheeters minus won twenty against Wayne Wright, kubbies minus one 0:15:58.560 --> 0:16:01.200 oh five against the Phillies, and then I got Toronto 0:16:01.280 --> 0:16:03.320 lay in one and a half against the Higonte's. 0:16:03.560 --> 0:16:07.120 Okay, Trey Turner hasn't exactly worked out. 0:16:07.680 --> 0:16:09.840 No, he ain't no stealing money. 0:16:10.080 --> 0:16:13.160 He got some cash and he went down three hundred 0:16:13.200 --> 0:16:15.640 million dollar contract. He's a player. He's just having a 0:16:15.680 --> 0:16:19.720 bad forty. You can't make three hundred million and have 0:16:19.760 --> 0:16:21.400 a bad year. Apparently you can. 0:16:21.440 --> 0:16:26.480 Well you can't. That isn't Karrey is doing the same 0:16:26.520 --> 0:16:26.960 thing too. 0:16:27.120 --> 0:16:30.680 Yeah, but his knee is uh yeah. Is there anything 0:16:30.720 --> 0:16:32.320 that else that needs to be mentioned? 0:16:32.600 --> 0:16:35.280 I think next year we do a school field trip 0:16:35.320 --> 0:16:36.640 to the hot dog eating contest. 0:16:36.720 --> 0:16:40.360 Oh, I'm into that. I'll do that. So we go 0:16:40.400 --> 0:16:41.240 to Coney Island. 0:16:41.280 --> 0:16:42.280 We go to Coney Island. 0:16:42.400 --> 0:16:43.080 I'm not doing that. 0:16:43.400 --> 0:16:44.960 Well, then, how are you supposed to go to it? 0:16:45.000 --> 0:16:47.640 I'll fucking zoom it. I don't care. Coney is disgusting. 0:16:48.040 --> 0:16:50.440 Why you don't to zoom it? It's on ESPN, isn't it. 0:16:50.480 --> 0:16:53.240 We'll do that with y'all, like you know, oh no, 0:16:53.320 --> 0:16:53.880 I want to go. 0:16:54.440 --> 0:16:55.560 I don't want to go to Coney Island. 0:16:55.560 --> 0:16:57.680 You don't have to live there. It's to see the 0:16:57.720 --> 0:16:58.520 hot dog contest. 0:16:58.560 --> 0:17:01.280 I usually don't leave fearful, think you need to leave. 0:17:01.560 --> 0:17:04.720 You shouldn't go. There should be sort of like an 0:17:04.760 --> 0:17:08.159 electric fence for dogs. Yeah, yeah, where you get zapped 0:17:08.160 --> 0:17:09.879 every time you leave a certain area. 0:17:10.440 --> 0:17:12.199 Your wife's gonna put one in the yard for if 0:17:12.240 --> 0:17:13.120 your bac is. 0:17:14.720 --> 0:17:17.239 But respect on her name. It's the roommate, okay, we 0:17:17.320 --> 0:17:20.200 live together. A lot of people are separated but still married, 0:17:20.240 --> 0:17:21.080 not us, not yet. 0:17:21.240 --> 0:17:26.679 You're not you're not married. We are, but we live together. Okay, 0:17:26.760 --> 0:17:28.280 so we're roommates. 0:17:27.960 --> 0:17:30.440 Like that comes before, But it's also your wife. 0:17:30.440 --> 0:17:33.000 Right, But a lot of people are separated, living in 0:17:33.040 --> 0:17:36.080 different houses but still married. We have not gotten there yet. 0:17:36.320 --> 0:17:39.160 If she's still the roommate. Once we do get separated, 0:17:39.240 --> 0:17:39.960 she'll be my wife. 0:17:40.600 --> 0:17:47.440 That's all actually, of course it does coming from my mouth, Larry. 0:17:48.280 --> 0:17:50.880 Yeah, yeah, I don't have anything to say to that. 0:17:51.040 --> 0:17:56.600 Yeah, yeah, because you're in love, fucking nerd, you're in love. Well, 0:17:56.600 --> 0:18:00.359 thanks for joining us. Are you doing your podcast yet? Again? 0:18:01.119 --> 0:18:02.960 We have to talk about what was that. What was 0:18:03.000 --> 0:18:03.400 that thing? 0:18:05.040 --> 0:18:09.080 Oh yeah, the failed coup in Russia. Oh yeah, Wagner 0:18:09.640 --> 0:18:12.600 Degen of the Year, Berzonski or whatever his fucking name is, 0:18:12.640 --> 0:18:13.800 Biro Piro something. 0:18:14.000 --> 0:18:17.720 Yeah. Yeah, Now you went to like Belarus hanging out? Yeah, 0:18:17.800 --> 0:18:19.440 hanging out. I'm a big fan. 0:18:19.760 --> 0:18:22.120 And Belarus is like a fake place, right, that's basically 0:18:22.160 --> 0:18:23.560 sate satellite Russia. 0:18:23.640 --> 0:18:23.840 Yeah. 0:18:23.840 --> 0:18:25.560 But if you try and overthrow a country and they 0:18:25.560 --> 0:18:27.439