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Speaker 1: Today, we call a guy who's hosting a couple's dinner

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Speaker 1: party over at his house. That's fine, so it's gonna

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Speaker 1: be him and his girlfriend. Yeah, they've invited her best friend,

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Speaker 1: Hannah with her new love interest. So this is an

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Speaker 1: important one because he's never met the new guy before.

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Speaker 1: All he knows is the best friend's been dating an

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Speaker 1: older man, and he's about to find out older means

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Speaker 1: way way old as an octogenarian Alan winter Keep in

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Speaker 1: mind this woman is in her late twenties, so it's

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Speaker 1: definitely an awkward pairing. In your phone tap right now.

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Speaker 2: Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties. Hello, Yes, Hello, is

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Speaker 2: this Nick?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? Who's this?

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Speaker 2: My name is Alan winter Bottom. I'm Hannah's fiancee, Alan. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I'm allen.

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Speaker 4: To meet uh, Hannah's fiance Hannah's friend with my girlfriend Aubrey.

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Speaker 3: Is that the right one?

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Speaker 2: That's me? Okay, I'm assuming you're saluting me because I

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Speaker 2: served in the war. Oh got your hand up there?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? How long ago was that?

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Speaker 2: Let me count one.

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Speaker 4: Don't don't don't be more about it, don't worry about it.

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Speaker 4: We're really excited to have you guys for dinner. But uh,

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Speaker 4: are you sleeping right now?

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Speaker 3: There? Are you? Hello? Hello? Alan?

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Speaker 4: You know what I mean?

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Speaker 2: Who's there?

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Speaker 3: This is Nick?

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Speaker 2: Are there on the roof?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 2: No, Darren Burglars trained to take my memorabilia.

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Speaker 3: You just you just called me. You just called me Al?

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Speaker 2: Oh I am sorry? This is Nick again.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we're we're coming over for dinner tomorrow your place.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, sorry, I'm just a little taken aback Anna.

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Speaker 4: Hannah told me she'd be dating an older guy.

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Speaker 3: I just didn't realize.

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Speaker 2: You didn't realize.

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Speaker 3: What are you an elderly person?

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Speaker 2: Excuse me? That's extremely offensive.

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Speaker 3: No.

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Speaker 2: I may be a little older than you, but it

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Speaker 2: doesn't mean that I can't hold my own gallop pals

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Speaker 2: are yapping it up. I think you and me should

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Speaker 2: toss back a couple of bruise.

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Speaker 3: Uh yeah, maybe we can do that.

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Speaker 2: I want the real stuff too, none of that Mikolo

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Speaker 2: bultra bush. I'll bring over some Colt forty fives.

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Speaker 3: Don't even worry about it. We have enough drinks.

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Speaker 2: I gotta be careful because my doctor says I can

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Speaker 2: mix it with my cialis. Uh what, Yeah, Hannah and

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Speaker 2: I we're trying to have a baby. Oh, you can

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Speaker 2: make a little allan junior.

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Speaker 3: You're trying to have a baby. Wow, that's news to us.

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, don't go telling your girlfriend or nothing. Now

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Speaker 2: it's supposed to be surprised.

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Speaker 3: Oh.

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Speaker 2: The problem is we we just never know when the

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Speaker 2: darn pill's gonna kick in. So you know, it could

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Speaker 2: be tonight, or it could happen tomorrow over at your house.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, no, definitely not at my house.

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Speaker 2: It's not under my control really, So you and I

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Speaker 2: should probably have some sort of secret code word code word.

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Speaker 2: Let's say we're at the dinner table and suddenly Old

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Speaker 2: Glory pops up. Oh god, the rageing salmon swimming up streaming.

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Speaker 4: Maybe just a little too much information.

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Speaker 2: I'm just letting you know. Do you have a preferred

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Speaker 2: room in your house that we could know?

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Speaker 3: No, let's just keep it respectful and cordial.

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Speaker 2: Okay, oh you mean like missionary. No, Old Island don't

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Speaker 2: rule that way. Gotta shake it up.

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Speaker 4: That's not what I'm saying. You guys can't do it

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Speaker 4: at my house. I don't care if the pills kick

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Speaker 4: in or not.

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Speaker 2: Well, we don't know how long the old Space Shuttle's

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Speaker 2: gonna stay ready for launch. So, okay, you gotta take advantage.

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Speaker 3: This is getting out of control.

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Speaker 2: Okay, fine, you can watch if that's what you're getting at. No,

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Speaker 2: I'll show you how it's done up in the major

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Speaker 2: stop it.

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Speaker 3: You're gonna be.

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Speaker 2: Glad you did, because I'll even pull up my move,

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Speaker 2: the angry tear decked.

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Speaker 3: I don't even know what that is.

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Speaker 2: I perfected it in the late sixties, back when love

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Speaker 2: was free, restrictions on everything.

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Speaker 3: I gotta talk to my girlfriend about this. Okay, this

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Speaker 3: is for me.

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Speaker 2: Hey, what are you trying to block me from getting

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Speaker 2: my whopper bacon wrappers?

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Speaker 3: No, okay, I need to talk to her. Okay, this

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Speaker 3: is this is a lot. No.

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Speaker 2: Look, I already talked to your girlfriend Aubrey, and she

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Speaker 2: gave me the thumbs up and said we could use

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Speaker 2: your room.

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Speaker 3: You didn't talk to her, They sure did.

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Speaker 2: It's where little Allen Junior is gonna make his debut

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Speaker 2: after I tell you this is a prank phone call.

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Speaker 3: What we got you?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you're on the radio right.

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Speaker 1: Now with a show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 2: My name is jeff This is a phone.

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Speaker 3: Tap, dude.

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Speaker 2: We're an offer set you up.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: Auber told us that you guys were hosting a dinner

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Speaker 1: with Hannah and you hadn't met her boyfriend Alan yet,

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Speaker 1: so we thought we could make it super weird for you.

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Speaker 4: Mission accomplished, guys, Alan is super weird.

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Speaker 2: It's not mission accomplished. They haven't even launched yet.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, there you go, down booking. Jeffrey's phone

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Speaker 3: taps on the twenties