1 00:00:01,280 --> 00:00:03,559 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about 2 00:00:03,640 --> 00:00:06,400 Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today. The 3 00:00:06,480 --> 00:00:10,639 Speaker 1: subject is three years later, we're still friends. We'll get 4 00:00:10,640 --> 00:00:12,560 Speaker 1: into that in just a little bit, but right now 5 00:00:12,600 --> 00:00:16,840 Speaker 1: the junior, the junior is here for the nephew with 6 00:00:16,960 --> 00:00:19,560 Speaker 1: today's prank phone call. What you got for us? The 7 00:00:19,640 --> 00:00:22,759 Speaker 1: junior Tommy would have say it like this, but it's 8 00:00:22,880 --> 00:00:31,880 Speaker 1: Mr Wiggins. Mr Wiggins, you got that right, Wiggins? Mr 9 00:00:34,960 --> 00:00:41,120 Speaker 1: None of that running Hello. Hello, Hi, my name is George. 10 00:00:41,520 --> 00:00:43,720 Speaker 1: I'm with Green Lawn Services. We came out and give 11 00:00:43,760 --> 00:00:46,560 Speaker 1: you a cut your yard yesterday, and uh, we're trying 12 00:00:46,600 --> 00:00:49,280 Speaker 1: to make sure that you liked everything thoroughly. That we 13 00:00:49,360 --> 00:00:51,479 Speaker 1: cut the front the back. We also did your hedges, 14 00:00:51,880 --> 00:00:53,960 Speaker 1: put some mulch in the fly beds, the weed eating 15 00:00:53,960 --> 00:00:56,160 Speaker 1: in the whole nine yards, and we also left an 16 00:00:56,160 --> 00:00:58,080 Speaker 1: invoice on your doorstep. Want to make sure you got 17 00:00:58,120 --> 00:01:02,880 Speaker 1: that as well. Yes, my man, I'm going all around. Man, 18 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:07,319 Speaker 1: look damn good without trying to fig out who cut it, sir, Yeah, 19 00:01:07,360 --> 00:01:09,000 Speaker 1: we cut it as off yesterday. You were actually on 20 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:12,880 Speaker 1: our schedule and we did everything thoroughly. Well. I'm actually 21 00:01:12,880 --> 00:01:15,120 Speaker 1: just calling as a follow up all right, Hell I 22 00:01:15,160 --> 00:01:19,480 Speaker 1: get on the schedule, Sir. Are you Mr Malone at 23 00:01:19,520 --> 00:01:23,400 Speaker 1: fifty three oh one? Zimmerman? Hell no, man, I'm Wiggins 24 00:01:23,480 --> 00:01:26,080 Speaker 1: from fifty three or three? Man, you cut the wrong house. 25 00:01:26,760 --> 00:01:30,000 Speaker 1: That's nick though, man. Yeah, I guess you need to 26 00:01:30,040 --> 00:01:34,319 Speaker 1: put you in boards on there though, So so you 27 00:01:34,319 --> 00:01:38,320 Speaker 1: you're not Mr Malone at fifty three oh one, Zimmerman say, man, 28 00:01:38,400 --> 00:01:41,440 Speaker 1: I'll just tell you. I'm three oh three and I'm 29 00:01:41,560 --> 00:01:44,240 Speaker 1: Mr Wiggins. You're gonna cut the wrong, do it? Y'all 30 00:01:44,240 --> 00:01:47,440 Speaker 1: need to go Mrs Long how to get you? Ain't 31 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:52,000 Speaker 1: you got the wrong? No, sir, y'all ain't coming over 32 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:54,480 Speaker 1: here trying to collect money. What's hold on? Just a 33 00:01:54,520 --> 00:01:57,160 Speaker 1: second here you're saying we didn't know you don't cut 34 00:01:57,160 --> 00:02:01,080 Speaker 1: the wrong y'all. I don't know. I ain't tell you 35 00:02:01,360 --> 00:02:03,560 Speaker 1: come over here and cook and you go over there 36 00:02:03,560 --> 00:02:06,800 Speaker 1: and talking Malone get your money? You can't. So there's 37 00:02:06,800 --> 00:02:09,360 Speaker 1: no way we can charge Mr Malone if we haven't 38 00:02:09,360 --> 00:02:15,760 Speaker 1: cut his yard. Now, let's let's just cut with malonebers 39 00:02:15,800 --> 00:02:23,160 Speaker 1: and you know you and I understand, sir. Nothing want 40 00:02:23,160 --> 00:02:25,959 Speaker 1: to cook the wrong you go cook it right, yeah, 41 00:02:26,080 --> 00:02:31,240 Speaker 1: and get right you ain't got You ain't getting Okay, 42 00:02:31,400 --> 00:02:36,600 Speaker 1: I say that now I didn't cut you go there, 43 00:02:37,160 --> 00:02:42,080 Speaker 1: I haven't cut right and get him. You ain't get 44 00:02:42,600 --> 00:02:45,840 Speaker 1: I understand that, sir. Listen. What I want to say is, uh, well, 45 00:02:45,880 --> 00:02:48,079 Speaker 1: we'll go over and we'll take care of Mr Malone's yard. 46 00:02:48,120 --> 00:02:50,480 Speaker 1: I understand that we've made a mistake, but I understand. 47 00:02:50,560 --> 00:02:53,680 Speaker 1: I understood. You say that you didn't like the services, 48 00:02:53,760 --> 00:02:58,000 Speaker 1: So wouldn't it be even right for YouTube actually go 49 00:02:58,040 --> 00:02:59,960 Speaker 1: ahead and send the invoice in along with the chest 50 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:03,840 Speaker 1: since you did like the services? Well ever did listening like? Yo? 51 00:03:04,280 --> 00:03:07,320 Speaker 1: Just retarded, because then I'll just tell you you cut 52 00:03:07,320 --> 00:03:10,720 Speaker 1: the room or want to cut the right yard and 53 00:03:10,800 --> 00:03:13,280 Speaker 1: get you money. You ain't got nothing but practice here. 54 00:03:13,520 --> 00:03:17,880 Speaker 1: You're done. I understand that we cut the wrong yard, sir. 55 00:03:18,200 --> 00:03:21,040 Speaker 1: I understand that, but you got the services, and you 56 00:03:21,160 --> 00:03:23,280 Speaker 1: like the services. I don't want to have to come 57 00:03:23,280 --> 00:03:26,840 Speaker 1: out there and get the money from you. We'll come on, determine, 58 00:03:27,440 --> 00:03:30,840 Speaker 1: Go on, determine, I got something. Come on and get 59 00:03:30,840 --> 00:03:34,320 Speaker 1: you what you said you like. I wouldn't give if 60 00:03:34,400 --> 00:03:37,560 Speaker 1: I said the moon was green. You cut the wrong yard. 61 00:03:37,640 --> 00:03:40,720 Speaker 1: You go get you money from the right You ain't getting. 62 00:03:41,960 --> 00:03:44,320 Speaker 1: You got something. You come on over with you and 63 00:03:44,360 --> 00:03:47,520 Speaker 1: you see what you get. So I couldn't cut the 64 00:03:47,560 --> 00:03:52,760 Speaker 1: room trying to get money. Money you ain't getting. Now 65 00:03:52,760 --> 00:03:54,680 Speaker 1: you can you can go get you from the right. 66 00:03:55,160 --> 00:03:57,840 Speaker 1: You're either right that dough go cut that can leave 67 00:03:57,880 --> 00:04:00,520 Speaker 1: that paper over there. I'm coming over there. You want 68 00:04:00,560 --> 00:04:06,160 Speaker 1: me to star, I'm start ain't come around and be 69 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:09,680 Speaker 1: charging me? No, mother, Yeah I got more? Heathan live. 70 00:04:11,760 --> 00:04:14,800 Speaker 1: You want to come get it. You got your yard cut, 71 00:04:14,840 --> 00:04:19,440 Speaker 1: and we deserve to get our money back. Now you 72 00:04:19,480 --> 00:04:21,640 Speaker 1: come around here to get some walnet. Now I tell 73 00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:25,159 Speaker 1: you don't cut, and I'm gonna tell you. Don't make 74 00:04:25,200 --> 00:04:31,320 Speaker 1: me whoop you behind this yard. You'll come on, I 75 00:04:31,400 --> 00:04:34,120 Speaker 1: will whoop your behind in the front yard. That just 76 00:04:34,279 --> 00:04:39,479 Speaker 1: got cut, you man and half, and you come trying 77 00:04:39,520 --> 00:04:44,200 Speaker 1: to get the money. I'm sick, don't you. I check. 78 00:04:44,320 --> 00:04:46,600 Speaker 1: I got one more thing to tell you. What you're listening? 79 00:04:48,360 --> 00:04:52,440 Speaker 1: Are you come standing? Now? You can cut the room. 80 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:56,560 Speaker 1: I've got one more thing to tell you. Is you listening? 81 00:04:56,760 --> 00:05:02,279 Speaker 1: Mr Wickens? Look this nephew timing from the Steve Harvey 82 00:05:02,520 --> 00:05:22,520 Speaker 1: Morning Show. You just got pranked? Hello? What seven? Look 83 00:05:22,560 --> 00:05:32,360 Speaker 1: at him? Your boy? Gary just pranked you many we 84 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:38,320 Speaker 1: la Now, I'm hey, let me did they cut your yard? 85 00:05:38,400 --> 00:05:46,919 Speaker 1: They cut the wrong yard? Y'all about to get started 86 00:05:47,520 --> 00:05:56,120 Speaker 1: in the badest chap Let me ask you something though, Man, 87 00:05:56,720 --> 00:06:01,359 Speaker 1: what is the baddest radio show in the land? Man, 88 00:06:01,440 --> 00:06:10,039 Speaker 1: it's the Steve Harvard Morning There it is Mr Wiggins, 89 00:06:09,920 --> 00:06:23,200 Speaker 1: Mr Wiggins, Wiggins, Mr Wiggins, Mr Wiggins. Maybe the time 90 00:06:23,400 --> 00:06:25,839 Speaker 1: on his vacation working on his WS Who I was? 91 00:06:25,880 --> 00:06:32,359 Speaker 1: That's probably done before and he flunked out of class. 92 00:06:32,360 --> 00:06:41,200 Speaker 1: Could be Jay, I'm still tripping off when you said earlier. Yeah, 93 00:06:41,960 --> 00:06:45,120 Speaker 1: in the mental institute. I've had I've had all types 94 00:06:45,200 --> 00:06:48,520 Speaker 1: of weird jobs. I I was a shag boy. Anybody 95 00:06:48,920 --> 00:06:52,080 Speaker 1: golfers know what a shag boy is. Now, if you 96 00:06:52,160 --> 00:06:54,200 Speaker 1: ever go into a golf course and seeing where they 97 00:06:54,200 --> 00:06:56,760 Speaker 1: have the tractor pick up the balls where guys hit 98 00:06:56,839 --> 00:07:00,920 Speaker 1: him out boot field, yeah yeah, but before they had 99 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:03,400 Speaker 1: the track that, they had a little negro out there, 100 00:07:03,800 --> 00:07:09,920 Speaker 1: which was new. Yeah. So you go back as far 101 00:07:09,960 --> 00:07:13,040 Speaker 1: as you can and you wait till you hit the balls, 102 00:07:13,160 --> 00:07:15,480 Speaker 1: and then you pick them up, and then you get 103 00:07:15,520 --> 00:07:18,280 Speaker 1: a bucket of balls, and each bucket you fill up, 104 00:07:18,640 --> 00:07:23,200 Speaker 1: you get five dollars, and it's called shagging balls. Shagging balls. 105 00:07:23,280 --> 00:07:25,800 Speaker 1: Now you have to wait until they hit all the 106 00:07:25,880 --> 00:07:28,800 Speaker 1: balls out of the bucket, because you could go up 107 00:07:28,840 --> 00:07:31,440 Speaker 1: to pick up a ball which has happened and you 108 00:07:31,520 --> 00:07:34,520 Speaker 1: get hit in the head with the ball, and you 109 00:07:34,520 --> 00:07:45,720 Speaker 1: don't get anything extra if you get hit. Why five 110 00:07:45,760 --> 00:07:50,600 Speaker 1: dollars a bucket you get a boot ball. And how 111 00:07:50,640 --> 00:07:53,240 Speaker 1: many buckets would you get on an average day. Well 112 00:07:53,320 --> 00:07:55,320 Speaker 1: in the day, if you got two or three buckets, 113 00:07:55,320 --> 00:07:57,440 Speaker 1: you go home without fifteen dollars. And you know you're 114 00:07:57,440 --> 00:07:59,600 Speaker 1: a young kid, that's a lot of money. Fifty dollars 115 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:03,480 Speaker 1: it what is a lot of cho's a lot of dodgeons, 116 00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:08,480 Speaker 1: lad of Let you go home exhausted. And that's why 117 00:08:08,560 --> 00:08:15,280 Speaker 1: you don't like golf. Huh, that's why. All right, thank 118 00:08:15,280 --> 00:08:18,800 Speaker 1: you guys. Coming up next Strawberry letters, subject three years later. 119 00:08:18,920 --> 00:08:21,400 Speaker 1: We're still friends. We'll get into it right after this. 120 00:08:22,040 --> 00:08:24,720 Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.