Speaker 1: Help We Suck At Being Newlyweds with Dean Hungler, Kaylen
Speaker 1: Miller Keys, and Jared Haven.
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Speaker 1: Hey everybody, welcome to an all new episode of Help
Speaker 1: We Suck At Being Newlyweds. I am Jared Haven. I
Speaker 1: am not joined by Dean Ungler and Kaylan Miller Keys. Better, well,
Speaker 1: they're now Dean and Kaylen Bell, but they're Dean and
Speaker 1: Kalen Bell. Okay, they walked the jingle Ball red carpet
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's very cute.
Speaker 1: That's official.
Speaker 2: Yeah, very sweet. So this is Ashley Ikenetti, not officially Haven,
Speaker 2: not a newlywed either. To my co host and husband today,
Speaker 2: we are just filling in because we do the two
Speaker 2: newlyweds on the podcast. They are on their honeymoon appropriately,
Speaker 2: so we did spend time with them this weekend. We
Speaker 2: were at the Bachelor mansion with them with Dawson, and
Speaker 2: Dawson was the baby bachelor. Yes, that was like the
Speaker 2: highlight of our time there. So he got to like
Speaker 2: walk around the and carry a rose and he was
Speaker 2: really good. He danced for Joey McIntyre.
Speaker 1: I felt like he was the biggest celebrity there.
Speaker 2: Oh, Jared, that's very rude. Lance Bass was there.
Speaker 1: No, I just meant in terms of everybody wanted to say.
Speaker 2: Oh, okay, so he was the one that was.
Speaker 1: Lance is more of a celebrity than Dawson. I just
Speaker 1: meant I was being funny. Okay, everybody wanted to see Dawson. Dawson.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was the one that was.
Speaker 1: How could you know?
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's so cute, he's the best.
Speaker 1: So we were at the mansion. That was really fun.
Speaker 1: Dean and Kalin are on their honeymoon right now, So
Speaker 1: you got the two of us for the next thirty
Speaker 1: minutes or so however long this podcast is. Once we
Speaker 1: insert ads and all that good stuff. Okay, thank you
Speaker 1: for listening. By the way, you're paying.
Speaker 2: Bills, Yeah, thanks, because our electric bill is going to
Speaker 2: be higher this month because of what Jared did on
Speaker 2: the outside. Now listen, Jared loves like plastic and blow
Speaker 2: up Christmas decorations like which would I don't know which,
Speaker 2: which would like, by a lot of people's standards, be
Speaker 2: considered like tacky Christmas decorations.
Speaker 1: I think it's just considered tacky in general.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, so you don't think it's offensive if I say,
Speaker 2: that's SACKI.
Speaker 1: No, you just lean into it.
Speaker 2: But your dad wouldn't. I don't think your dad thinks
Speaker 2: it's stacky.
Speaker 1: My dad, who I love very much, I would never
Speaker 1: confuse for any type of decorator, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so he thinks it looks genuinely nice, which, like, honestly,
Speaker 2: what you've put together outside is genuinely very adorning.
Speaker 1: My dad's look my dad's decorations do genuinely look nice.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not like falling down and like it's never.
Speaker 1: Chevy Chase style.
Speaker 2: Chevy Chase style wasn't like that corny. It was over.
Speaker 2: It was outrageous.
Speaker 1: He had and fifty lights. Yeah, I know if I
Speaker 1: did that to this house, you'd lose your mind.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's like what ends up on like Good
Speaker 2: Morning America. Like that's like the like Instate of Beyond.
Speaker 2: But I wouldn't call that tacky. I would call that outrageous.
Speaker 2: Taki to me is plastic and blow up, which we
Speaker 2: do have so much out in our front lawn right now.
Speaker 2: Even you said you don't like blow we have two.
Speaker 2: We have a Grinch blow up and a Frosty blowout.
Speaker 1: It's because they won. The Grinch was at Lows or
Speaker 1: Home Deepot wherever we bought it. But I just really
Speaker 1: loved the Grinch and I wanted something Grinch and that
Speaker 1: was the only thing they had Grinch, And then the
Speaker 1: second one was Frosty.
Speaker 2: No, it was last year. We said it would be
Speaker 2: funny if you got to blow up Grinch because it
Speaker 2: was the Grinch like out well out here's the word outrageous.
Speaker 2: But it was like, if they had I'd rather have
Speaker 2: that Packe decor you could have. But anyway, again, the
Speaker 2: way he did it, it looks really great. And because
Speaker 2: we have a kid in the house. You know, if
Speaker 2: we didn't have a kid in the house, I don't
Speaker 2: know if you'd be able to get away with it.
Speaker 1: No, it's kind of like going to Disney without kids.
Speaker 1: Even though I would, I would decorate the house without kids.
Speaker 1: I have tastefully. Yeah, I can't remember what I did.
Speaker 1: I mean I definitely decorated with you know when I
Speaker 1: lived with Crystal, but I get mostly interior outside was
Speaker 1: just little things.
Speaker 2: Yeah. See, I didn't let Jared do the interior of
Speaker 2: our house this year because he wants to fill it
Speaker 2: with that kind of decor. But inside and I'm like, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: we do be like home Goods Michael's decor around here. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so that was the deal. I said, I don't touch
Speaker 2: the inside, but you can have the entire outside. And
Speaker 2: he ran with it and that was and it's fine.
Speaker 1: Is it fun?
Speaker 2: Yeah? These No, it's honestly, it looks so good. It
Speaker 2: really does that. I wish that we have more people
Speaker 2: see it. I'm kind of bummed out that you put
Speaker 2: so much effort into it and it looks so good,
Speaker 2: but nobody gets to see it because we're on a
Speaker 2: could to sad guys. Yeah, so only our neighbors see it,
Speaker 2: Like there's legit, like three families.
Speaker 1: That see it. No, I mean I did it for myself.
Speaker 2: No, but also it's sad because like you come home
Speaker 2: to it, but you don't even get to see it
Speaker 2: much because it's outside and you don't like see the
Speaker 2: outside that much.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's still nice. So any time I go out
Speaker 1: and take the garbage out, I'm like, oh, that's right,
Speaker 1: I did this. There's a sense of accomplishment.
Speaker 2: Okay, it does look really good. It does look really good,
Speaker 2: and I'm proud of you. And it's not a tackies,
Speaker 2: I thought, because okay, just one more quick story. Last year,
Speaker 2: Jared's dad went to some like this old lady was
Speaker 2: moving out of her house and into a nursing home.
Speaker 1: And she was doing her tragic story.
Speaker 2: She was cleaning out her house. And your dad went
Speaker 2: there and he found so many plastic like North Pole polls,
Speaker 2: and he loaded up or wasn't nutcrackers.
Speaker 1: She probably had about forty pieces of Christmas plastic outdoor decoration,
Speaker 1: yes out Oh yeah, most of them were like broken.
Speaker 1: My dad was like, oh, easy fixed you just like dad,
Speaker 1: it's not worth it.
Speaker 2: Just you know, it's very adorable that you and your dad.
Speaker 2: It's so you know whatever, all that stuff came with
Speaker 2: Fred and then some of it's in their lawn and
Speaker 2: now some of it's in ar lawn now. And I
Speaker 2: never imagined myself being okay with that, but here I am,
Speaker 2: because you know what I realized, Guys, if I'm married
Speaker 2: to somebody who it gives great joy to when they
Speaker 2: like bring home like a Peanuts like a Charlie Brown,
Speaker 2: like animated like whatever animatronic thingy for Christmas, or it
Speaker 2: brings him joy to have a blow up Grinch in
Speaker 2: the front lawn. I mean, it's not much to complain about.
Speaker 2: That's like, I'm pretty lucky if that's if that's something
Speaker 2: that I think is really corny about him, it's very
Speaker 2: sweet and endearing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's great.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Right now I'm looking at him. Although he's washed
Speaker 2: his face three times, he still has green on his head.
Speaker 1: Just looking at that.
Speaker 2: He was the Grinch in an instagram real we put together.
Speaker 1: The problem is it's not really coming out of my
Speaker 1: beard and my neck.
Speaker 2: Yeah, your neck you need to get I told you, babe,
Speaker 2: you need to use cleansing oil. You need to use
Speaker 2: my cleansing bott is the only way you're going to
Speaker 2: get rid of this.
Speaker 1: That's annoying on your eyelids too, It's all over the place.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I dressed up as the Grinch in promotion of the
Speaker 1: Twenty five Days of Christmas, which you should be watching
Speaker 1: right now on free Form. It's amazing and it's that
Speaker 1: time of year and it just brings a little tinkle
Speaker 1: to your heart.
Speaker 2: So on our rundown here, our next question, besides decorating
Speaker 2: the house, is do we miss being able to celebrate
Speaker 2: the holidays? The two of us absolutely not. None of
Speaker 2: you ever did that. I mean I always did it
Speaker 2: with family, but like we're doing it at Rhode Island
Speaker 2: again this year, and I know that like people on
Speaker 2: this podcast here is like Actually and Jared and their
Speaker 2: Rhode Island versus Virginia debate constantly again like are we
Speaker 2: going to regret not going to Virginia?
Speaker 1: Why would you say that?
Speaker 2: I just get this vibe that we might.
Speaker 1: I don't know if we're going to regret it, And.
Speaker 2: It's just because I don't know. You know, we are
Speaker 2: very excited about Christmas this year in general, it's far
Speaker 2: more thrilling than it's been for years and years because
Speaker 2: Dawson understands Chris. He gets Christmas. I really think that
Speaker 2: he like understands like there's some sort of celebratory thing happening,
Speaker 2: and he knows that Santa says, well, he says, he
Speaker 2: says ho ho, But then he really what else is he?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 2: He loves his Christmas books.
Speaker 1: He just loves colors. Well yeah, but like so when
Speaker 1: he sees the presence or the lights on the tree,
Speaker 1: he gets very excited. And you know, he when he
Speaker 1: goes out in the front and there's the reindeer, he
Speaker 1: likes that he pets the reindeer.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sot him this two hundred dollars reindeer from Home
Speaker 2: Depot because he was hugging it in the store, like
Speaker 2: he wouldn't stop hugging it. They're like, all right at
Speaker 2: it to the guard.
Speaker 1: And then he watched Santa Claus's Coming to Town a
Speaker 1: couple of weeks ago. He enjoyed that.
Speaker 2: He seems to like the Santa Claus. He likes really
Speaker 2: too elf right now.
Speaker 1: Now, not into elf, Hill, get into elf. He watched
Speaker 1: a decent amount of the Jim Carrey Grinch, which was
Speaker 1: very exciting. Okay, that's good, that's very good, very good
Speaker 1: for me.
Speaker 2: Jared's very big on that. If you guys didn't know,
Speaker 2: huge on the Grinch.
Speaker 1: Huge Grinch guy. Well, I described grew up with it.
Speaker 2: The word Grinch come has just come up so much
Speaker 2: in the past eight minutes.
Speaker 1: But I know that's okay, It's Christmas, you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. The Grinch just never did it
Speaker 2: for me, Like the Grinch does means nothing nostalgic play
Speaker 2: to me. But I'm happy that Jared has his Christmas
Speaker 2: character because I'm like, what's my Christmas character? I don't have,
Speaker 2: like I'm not married to one. I mean, I know
Speaker 2: my favorite movies, but.
Speaker 1: I'm married to a bunch of them.
Speaker 2: Frosty, I do love Rosty. That's nostalgic to me. No, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 1: FROs, Frosted Tragic. Yeah, all the Christmas movies, Christmas Story,
Speaker 1: Christmas Vacation, Elf, How the Grinch Still Christmas? I still
Speaker 1: remember the poster that came out the year prior promoting
Speaker 1: how the Grinch Still Christmas, And it said Jim Carrey
Speaker 1: as the Grinch, and then it was him dangling a ball,
Speaker 1: a christ ball with his fingertips.
Speaker 2: Do you know why I'm ruined? Like the Grinch didn't
Speaker 2: do anything for me? I think no. So do you
Speaker 2: know when you're little and your mom's opinion on movies
Speaker 2: would like kind of sway your opinion. Yeah, of course,
Speaker 2: you know, like when you when you leave the movie
Speaker 2: and your mom would be like, oh, I thought this
Speaker 2: about it. My mom didn't really like the Grinch. So
Speaker 2: then like after that, I was like, oh, I guess
Speaker 2: I don't really like the Grinch, and like I'm never
Speaker 2: really gonna watch it again. So I never really watched
Speaker 2: it again until I married you, so we got together.
Speaker 1: Well that's sad.
Speaker 2: I know. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: One person's opinion swayed you.
Speaker 2: Your mom's opinion means a lot when you're twelve point
Speaker 2: all right anyway, So no, we don't miss We don't
Speaker 2: miss the holidays, just the two of us, because Christmas
Speaker 2: is for kids to a certain point, like all your
Speaker 2: Christmas magic, I think all the feelings that you have
Speaker 2: Christmas all or the origin of all of that is
Speaker 2: when you were a kid.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree.
Speaker 2: So like now it's fun because we get to live
Speaker 2: through him and like I know, he's gonna get really
Speaker 2: excited for some of his gifts, and.
Speaker 1: It's just fun because he is the center of the
Speaker 1: family right now because he's the you know, only grandchild
Speaker 1: on your side, and then of course it's him and
Speaker 1: Nora on my side, so the grandkids are definitely at
Speaker 1: the center. Yeah, And that's what it's all about, just
Speaker 1: like getting it for the kids and making him laugh
Speaker 1: and believe in Santa and because Santa is real obviously.
Speaker 1: So are you sad that I know? We talked about it.
Speaker 1: So you think that we'll both be sad for not
Speaker 1: going to Virginia? Quite possibly, I don't know. Your dad
Speaker 1: can't come because he's working the next day, so that's
Speaker 1: very sad. But your mom's not coming because she doesn't
Speaker 1: want to leave your dad. But your sister's coming.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, so that's gonna make it much better.
Speaker 1: We stilla to figure out what I have no idea.
Speaker 2: We'll discuss that in private.
Speaker 1: Yes, we will discuss that in private, even though we're
Speaker 1: on open book. We can discuss it on the podcast
Speaker 1: if we wanted to. And then another question, what are
Speaker 1: some things you do to prioritize each other during the
Speaker 1: holidays while having a toddler? Nothing?
Speaker 2: I know, we're really bad guys. I never thought we
Speaker 2: would be that couple. I know. I can't believe for
Speaker 2: that couple, I guess it's most able.
Speaker 1: Yeah, these most people. It's just so exhausting between work.
Speaker 2: Jarry definitely doesn't want to go out like ever when
Speaker 2: like he'd rather sit on the couch.
Speaker 1: No, I like to go out. It's just and as
Speaker 1: much as I don't enjoy going out to dinner with
Speaker 1: Dawson because I just feel know.
Speaker 2: That what we did the other night was nice. Wasn't
Speaker 2: the other night? It was probably a month ago. Now
Speaker 2: we went around the corner to a restaurant that we
Speaker 2: haven't been to live in for a year and a half,
Speaker 2: and like, this place is like a quarter of a
Speaker 2: mile away. It was really nice and we sat at
Speaker 2: the bar and then we had dinner and it was cozy,
Speaker 2: and like, I guess, like that's what we just need
Speaker 2: to do more often. But then we're so e think
Speaker 2: frugal and I'm like, like, why would I go pay
Speaker 2: seventy five dollars day know when I can have our
Speaker 2: five dollars Trader Joe's meal And it tastes just as good.
Speaker 2: That's the problem. It tastes just as good. And it's like,
Speaker 2: but you do have more obviously communication when we go out.
Speaker 2: You and I are never going to communicate, you know.
Speaker 1: And I think we communicate a lot.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, all day long. Tired of me, tired of you? No, yeah,
Speaker 2: you guys have been insecure this week because I fellow,
Speaker 2: Jared's tired.
Speaker 1: Of me so ridiculous. I don't think it's ridiculousus.
Speaker 2: I want to know other other girls experience this, but
Speaker 2: they think that like they've nagged their husband too much
Speaker 2: and like it's like, oh I've it's happened. I've crossed
Speaker 2: the line. He wants to be done with me, stop
Speaker 2: nagging me. Well, there's a lot of things for you
Speaker 2: to do, right.
Speaker 1: I know there's many many you haven't.
Speaker 2: Even attended to the list.
Speaker 1: It's because I've been non stop working. I know, I wish.
Speaker 1: But we did decide that we weren't going to do
Speaker 1: for each other kids. But like, also, are you really
Speaker 1: not going to because I really won't.
Speaker 2: But then like one of us is going to be
Speaker 2: pissed because one of us is going to do it.
Speaker 1: Would you really even be mad?
Speaker 2: Would I be mad at you.
Speaker 1: Hypothetically say you got me something I didn't get you anything?
Speaker 1: After we talked about not getting each other to anything.
Speaker 2: Probably probably wouldn't really care exactly. I really probably wouldn't
Speaker 2: because you guys, I don't want any more stuff. There's
Speaker 2: so much stuff in the house, and like the things
Speaker 2: that I would normally get you, you know, like pop
Speaker 2: culture things with like your favorite movie. You have so
Speaker 2: much to Brady Post. Now I can't fill your room
Speaker 2: your man cave with anything more. So I think we're done.
Speaker 1: We're done for life, and you're not buying me anything else.
Speaker 2: This is a great question for this podcast, how do
Speaker 2: you guys feel about giving gift cards to spouses, because
Speaker 2: we have done it before and I appreciate it, but
Speaker 2: it's also a little strange because it's like, oh, okay, well
Speaker 2: that's our money, and then all you're doing is giving
Speaker 2: me our money in a different form I.
Speaker 1: Think of money. I think two things. One, if you're
Speaker 1: in a relationship, and some people have separate bank accounts,
Speaker 1: so in.
Speaker 2: That case it makes sense. In our case it doesn't.
Speaker 2: It doesn't, but I still like it because of what
Speaker 2: you did last year because.
Speaker 1: To me, it's not Also, let's put in context the
Speaker 1: gift card. I'm not getting her an Amazon gift card.
Speaker 2: Okay, he got a SPA gift cards.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Spa gift cards to the SPA and enjoy. And
Speaker 1: because that's what I know you want, especially, I'll pay
Speaker 1: for Like, I'll get you a gift of I don't know,
Speaker 1: two hundred dollars or two hundred fifty dollars to the
Speaker 1: SPA so you can bring Lauren.
Speaker 2: Well, you're also very sweet because he usually gives me
Speaker 2: like two fifty to three hundred for it because I
Speaker 2: want you to, which is like really sweet because he
Speaker 2: wants me to take Lauren, but I'm like Jared, the
Speaker 2: spot does not need to be a two person activity.
Speaker 2: I would rather give myself two facials, two massages, or
Speaker 2: like do like the ninety minute. Yeah do that then, yeah,
Speaker 2: I'd rather do that, but take I never wanted to
Speaker 2: go by your You're very sweet. I am totally fine
Speaker 2: going to myself. It needs more from me.
Speaker 1: There we go.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so this is I would love to know the
Speaker 2: feedback on that, like do you think it's what do
Speaker 2: you think about giving gift cards to spouses? And I
Speaker 2: prefer it because it's an experienced thing and I think
Speaker 2: it's easier to spend money on experiences.
Speaker 1: Depends on the gift card. Let's not give each other
Speaker 1: gift cards to target.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, that would be you're right, you're right.
Speaker 1: Then we're buying groceries for each other for it. But
Speaker 1: if it's for specific.
Speaker 2: Moments, it's for a moment and not for groceries or
Speaker 2: even like, yeah, parents, if you gave a gift card
Speaker 2: to a restaurant that she would like.
Speaker 1: If I give you a gift card to a restaurant.
Speaker 2: You no, see that's weird. That's weird to me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's more of like, hey, I got a
Speaker 1: gift card to this restaurant, so we can like, now
Speaker 1: we have to go because.
Speaker 2: You know what I'd rather you do, just take me there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but maybe it could be like, hey, here's a
Speaker 1: seventy dollars gift card and we're going on Thursday night,
Speaker 1: So maybe the gift card to the restaurant has to
Speaker 1: be playing with a date.
Speaker 2: No. I think this is where it gets a little strange.
Speaker 2: I think you don't need to do that. You're just
Speaker 2: gonna we're just gonna pay the bill.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I also don't need to get you a
Speaker 1: gift card to the spot, but I do anyway.
Speaker 2: No, because you're not coming with me there.
Speaker 1: So that's like, but that's every time I give you,
Speaker 1: not for us, every time I give you a gift
Speaker 1: card to the spa. You always get a little annoyed
Speaker 1: at me anyway, because because you're always like, I want
Speaker 1: to go with you. I don't want to go with Lauren.
Speaker 2: No. And then I say, Babe, I'm not gonna If
Speaker 2: you're not gonna come, then I'm just gonna go with myself.
Speaker 1: So that's what I mean. You always want me to
Speaker 1: go it's not like I'm getting you.
Speaker 2: Well because I think you need it, even though every
Speaker 2: time we go to the spot you like don't like it.
Speaker 2: It's very strange, guys, Jared not a fan of getting massages.
Speaker 1: That's not sure. It's not that I'm not a fan,
Speaker 1: but I'm very indifferent about it.
Speaker 2: Who is indifferent about massages? He leaves and he was like, Eh,
Speaker 2: that was okay.
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, it's good, it's good. I don't. I mean,
Speaker 1: it's it's fine, it's nice, but like I also get antsy,
Speaker 1: So if I'm in there for too long, I'm just like,
Speaker 1: all right, i gotta do something.
Speaker 2: He would like a thirty minute massage, which me would
Speaker 2: give me anxiety because I'd be like, it's almost, son,
Speaker 2: it's almost, it's amos. Like the second I would want
Speaker 2: like we got twenty nine more seconds, twenty nine more minutes,
Speaker 2: thirty seconds.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I also want like a deep tissue like I
Speaker 1: also just don't. I mean, obviously getting rubbed is a
Speaker 1: great feeling, but I want.
Speaker 2: To last time and it wasn't even deep enough for you.
Speaker 2: You need a sports massage. She wants to feel pain, Guys,
Speaker 2: I want to feel stretched out I want to feel light.
Speaker 2: I found there's a place called Stretch Lab. I was like,
Speaker 2: I should get Jared of an appointment. There a gift card?
Speaker 2: Yeah not yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: Why don't just make me appointment? Said to get me
Speaker 1: a gift card the same as the restaurant.
Speaker 2: I could get you a No, because the restaurant we're
Speaker 2: going together to the Stretch Lab. You're going by yourself. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's a you time, it's on us.
Speaker 1: It's a me time. Yeah, it's me time.
Speaker 2: But then you've also like booked what you did last
Speaker 2: year was great where you booked the flight to my
Speaker 2: to my family. Oh yeah yeah, and then we did
Speaker 2: book a reservation at a very fancy restaurant. Why we
Speaker 2: go the whole family? You did. You didn't pay for it,
Speaker 2: but you book the reservation. And then I remember it
Speaker 2: ended up being on like a playoff game. It was
Speaker 2: like one of the one of our teams who had
Speaker 2: a playoff game.
Speaker 1: I think it was the Giants Vikings.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right, and then we never end up going.
Speaker 1: Well the Giants were playing, I'm not gonna know it was,
Speaker 1: that's right, because there was a Saturday night and like
Speaker 1: that sucks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, should we talk about some dating hot topics. They're
Speaker 2: not that hot to me. I mean, I know what
Speaker 2: they are. I'm assuming, Okay, one is hot and that
Speaker 2: one is not that hot. Okay, So let's talk about Taylor.
Speaker 2: She was named People's Time Time magazines People are some
Speaker 2: of their big surprise.
Speaker 1: There person of course, she's personally who would even be
Speaker 1: in conversation.
Speaker 2: And no one? Okay, so she she gets that, she
Speaker 2: doesn't she doesn't, you know, she doesn't talk a lot,
Speaker 2: so she doesn't talk a lot to the public.
Speaker 1: She did about Kim k.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, I'm not really I don't like it.
Speaker 2: It's like, let this die, Okay, Like I am so
Speaker 2: over the fact that this is still living.
Speaker 1: Who were you? Whose side were you on initially? Because
Speaker 1: you're such a Kardashian fan, but you're still such a
Speaker 1: Tailor fan.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's hard. It's hard.
Speaker 1: What do you think was in the wrong.
Speaker 2: Now that we know more like Kim?
Speaker 1: But I also it feels like I don't know about.
Speaker 2: It, Okay, but obviously you're such a kind of but
Speaker 2: kind of like I almost I feel actually more like
Speaker 2: I know the Kardashians.
Speaker 1: It was Kim and Kanye at the time, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why I'm like, can we just separate this.
Speaker 2: She was under the spell of Kanye, and like, Kanye
Speaker 2: is such a Kanye So anyway, Yeah, that that's brought
Speaker 2: up again. And the thing is it really wow, Like
Speaker 2: it really wounded her.
Speaker 1: I think traumatic time in her life. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think that like she needed a little bit more
Speaker 2: perspective on it, because like there were so many people
Speaker 2: that were going to choose her aunt over Kim and
Speaker 2: or Kanye, and in the case like mine, I was
Speaker 2: never going to let that ruin my fandom for either
Speaker 2: of them, you know what I mean. And Taylor really
Speaker 2: thought it was like the end of her career. That's
Speaker 2: what she says in the Time article that she really
Speaker 2: felt it could be like the end.
Speaker 1: But I remember when it came out, I felt listening
Speaker 1: to the phone call, it was not salacious at all.
Speaker 1: Well here's I don't remember the context, but I remember
Speaker 1: hearing about it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Kim Taylor, and then she proved the lyrics. Okay,
Speaker 2: that's what Kim wanted to get across, is that, remember
Speaker 2: how Yeah, but I'm Taylor was like, oh my gosh,
Speaker 2: She's sang a song about me being a bitch. And
Speaker 2: blah blah blah, and then she was like, oh, like
Speaker 2: I'm like the victim here and then and then Kim
Speaker 2: was like, you're no victim. You approved of this, don't
Speaker 2: switch the narrative up it release the video.
Speaker 1: But even the doesn't if I remember correctly, it doesn't really.
Speaker 2: It's not that bad. It's like not that it's like, okay,
Speaker 2: she doesn't sound like super enthusiastic, like I'm so excited
Speaker 2: for you to say this about me, like she seems president.
Speaker 1: But like, yes, it also seemed like Kim and Conye
Speaker 1: weren't there like completely honest with exactly how he was
Speaker 1: going to say it in the song.
Speaker 2: Well, that's what Taylor argues now is that she goes,
Speaker 2: I didn't approve I don't remember the lyric now, saying
Speaker 2: it doesn't even matter these days, but like I remember
Speaker 2: he says like, oh, I think Taylor's I could have
Speaker 2: sex with Taylor or something like that bitch still that
Speaker 2: I made that bitch famous. Yeah, and then she has
Speaker 2: had She claims that it's the problem with him calling
Speaker 2: her a bitch. Yeah, that's what she didn't like, and
Speaker 2: that's what he didn't ask for approval for. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: so all this, Yeah, totally and very.
Speaker 1: Much Tim Taylor on that one. Yeah, sorry, Kim. I
Speaker 1: love Kim love the Kardashians respect him, but it feels
Speaker 1: like it feels like they.
Speaker 2: Were But you know what I really wanted from this
Speaker 2: time article. Now we're just really going off and not
Speaker 2: talking about relationships, but.
Speaker 1: On a relationship, we could talk about it.
Speaker 2: I really wish the two of them could hash it out.
Speaker 2: I understand, and she's definitely waiting for an apology from Kim,
Speaker 2: and Kim is probably like we're the two ma highest
Speaker 2: powered women in the entire world, like I, you know,
Speaker 2: like they just don't really need each other. But for me,
Speaker 2: what I was dreaming of is not a rehashing of
Speaker 2: this argument, but for like Taylor to appear in a
Speaker 2: Skims ad and like that to be like the look,
Speaker 2: we're good.
Speaker 1: First of all, Taylor will never do that. Why not,
Speaker 1: If anything.
Speaker 2: Taylor's leotards on stage are could practically Lady Skims.
Speaker 1: My point being is that Taylor's unless Kim pays her
Speaker 1: an obscene amount of money more than the Capital One deal,
Speaker 1: way more to wear Skims. I mean, it's such promote,
Speaker 1: it's such great promotion, So why would Taylor promote him?
Speaker 2: She won't, and we'd have to have to be a trade,
Speaker 2: just like what we're like Dance showed up to her
Speaker 2: premiere and then vice versa.
Speaker 1: Who do you think would benefit more from a peaceful
Speaker 1: coming together, Taylor or Kim?
Speaker 2: Would probably Kim because yeah, probably Kim, because Taylor's fans
Speaker 2: like for people who are like me and like very
Speaker 2: big fans of both, and like I'm neutral and I'm
Speaker 2: worth of them either way. I would think that people
Speaker 2: who are just fans of Taylor or like die hards
Speaker 2: Kim because of it. But if she showed Kim grace
Speaker 2: or like, you know, apologies, then that those fans would
Speaker 2: be like, oh okay, like I can start to like
Speaker 2: him again. But the vice versus the advice versa I done.
Speaker 1: I would agree. I think the diehards of Taylor hate
Speaker 1: Kim because they're loyal to Taylor. But I think the
Speaker 1: diehards of Kim.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like we're still down either life. Probably the situation
Speaker 2: because Taylor is more of the right. Yeah, probably, So
Speaker 2: I would agree. Not that Kim Kardashian needs anybody by
Speaker 2: any stretch of the imagination, but when you're talking about
Speaker 2: two ultimate powerhouses like Taylor Swift to k Kardashian. If
Speaker 2: one could benefit more than the other, I think Kim
Speaker 2: would benefit more that, which is why Taylor Taylor. So.
Speaker 2: But you know what's interesting is like, I don't know
Speaker 2: if you remember a couple of weeks ago when the
Speaker 2: Mahomes Skims commercial or Brad came out. Brittany and Patrick
Speaker 2: they okay, yeah, they.
Speaker 1: That deal must have been so long in the making.
Speaker 2: The fans were like, oh my god, betrail you know,
Speaker 2: friend betrayal. But it's like, Okay, I'm sure Taylor's over it.
Speaker 2: But apparently Taylor's not over it. Why do you think that,
Speaker 2: because she's talking about it still in the time.
Speaker 1: Oh, but she doesn't care about Britney doing it Skim
Speaker 1: not obviously not a way, okay, obviously the only way
Speaker 1: it would be. Okay, Taylor approached Brittany, Mahomes and Patrick
Speaker 1: because he did the branch.
Speaker 2: Can you not do it?
Speaker 1: And I will pay you whatever she paid you for
Speaker 1: you not to do it, because that's the only fair thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and what and I doubt Taylor even cares.
Speaker 2: Okay, very interesting stuff, But that was all in leading
Speaker 2: to the fact that Taylor reveals in this Time article
Speaker 2: that that game that she went to the first one
Speaker 2: to support Travis, was not their first date, as some
Speaker 2: people thought. She goes, we would never be so crazy
Speaker 2: as to hard launch at a game. Of course, who
Speaker 2: thought this. I think in the moment some people did
Speaker 2: think that she was like, oh.
Speaker 1: It was their first date.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because people were like, oh, maybe he invited her
Speaker 2: to the game and she's just going to show up
Speaker 2: and like be like, oh, this is fun.
Speaker 1: That's not a date.
Speaker 2: They didn't even talk to each other. Yeah, but it
Speaker 2: was like a first like exchange of life experience.
Speaker 1: I don't know, Well, Taylor shows as much more than
Speaker 1: to do a first public appears.
Speaker 2: That's what she says. That's her answer, and she said, okay,
Speaker 2: so the I was it's not super clear, but she
Speaker 2: said he was what is this word metal as hell?
Speaker 3: Hell?
Speaker 2: Yeah, So she goes, this all started when Travis very
Speaker 2: adorably put me on Blast on his podcast, which I
Speaker 2: thought was metal as hell.
Speaker 1: I'm assuming metal is like badass?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, badass? So this started. So it all started
Speaker 2: when Travis don't bring me on Blasts on Focus and
Speaker 2: I think what he she means by that is when
Speaker 2: he was like, I made her a bracelet with my
Speaker 2: number on it, and I wanted to give it to
Speaker 2: her backstage at the Kansas City show, but I didn't
Speaker 2: get a chance to meet her. I think that's what
Speaker 2: she's referring to. So then after that, she said, we
Speaker 2: started hanging out. So do you think, like, like, like, whoa,
Speaker 2: this is what I So do you think the publicist
Speaker 2: like reached out and said, like, okay, he wants to
Speaker 2: give her a number, here's her number.
Speaker 1: She don't know.
Speaker 2: I need. I need those details. I need the details
Speaker 2: of Like what made you think I I'm interested in
Speaker 2: this guy who wanted to give me a bracelet.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I necessarily believe that as well.
Speaker 1: Why because it's such good promotion for their podcast New
Speaker 1: Heights that she's like randomly dropping the name of in
Speaker 1: this article.
Speaker 2: He didn't say the name, she just said the podcast.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but of course she's referencing it. I don't know, It's.
Speaker 2: Just that's how they met.
Speaker 1: That's how this whole thing started. Seems a little fishy.
Speaker 1: I don't know, But the point is what I really
Speaker 1: need from this moving forward, to wrap up this segment
Speaker 1: is I need the can say a chief synomic the
Speaker 1: Super Bowls.
Speaker 2: You guys, he's there encroaching on like Patriots territory if
Speaker 2: they have three wins by Patrick Mahomes's age of twenty eight.
Speaker 1: The point is is that obviously Tom Brady is the goat,
Speaker 1: he's won seven Super Bowls, but Mahomes is incredible. He's
Speaker 1: already won two. So if he wins.
Speaker 2: Three by the age of twenty, it's just like getting
Speaker 2: it's getting. It's started to get a little at a
Speaker 2: young age, like, but all he really needs is within
Speaker 2: his thirty to forty decades, been another three or four.
Speaker 1: Which is very doable if you win three early on. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and also, just listen, I don't care what Taylor called
Speaker 1: me in this Brad or chat or whatever.
Speaker 2: I don't like that.
Speaker 1: I don't like that, I don't like that other Okay,
Speaker 1: just listen Taylor, just because it's not a Brad or
Speaker 1: a Chad thing. If I just don't want to it's
Speaker 1: it's it's too much, Okay, it's too.
Speaker 2: Much context Jared. So in this time article, she also says, sorry,
Speaker 2: I'm just there to support Travis. I don't even realize
Speaker 2: how much screen time I'm getting. I'm sorry if I'm
Speaker 2: annoying any dad's brads or chads, and I'm like, let's
Speaker 2: not be little men like this, and it's and it's
Speaker 2: not that bad at me, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: It's not Taylor's fault. I'm not blaming Taylor. I'm blaming
Speaker 1: the NFL. But also I can't blame the NFL either,
Speaker 1: because it's a business tactic and I understand that she's
Speaker 1: bringing in viewership that would otherwise never watch an NFL game.
Speaker 1: It's just I just can't. If it's fine, whatever, go
Speaker 1: to the games, have funs for your boyfriend, great, good, wonderful.
Speaker 1: If the Chiefs make the Super Bowl, oh my god,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be unbearable. It's gonna be horrible because what
Speaker 1: if Bill flash her I'm not joking thirty times up
Speaker 1: in the booth throughout the game.
Speaker 2: Outrageous. You know, it would happen every day. I should
Speaker 2: do if they were smart, But Taylor would never go
Speaker 2: along with it. Is that they have like some stream
Speaker 2: on Amazon Prime, on ESPN or something where it's the
Speaker 2: tailor stream, which she'd never allow. But that way everybody
Speaker 2: can just tune into that, and I would be so
Speaker 2: curious to know as how many millions people have that
Speaker 2: one streaming in the background as well.
Speaker 1: Whoever's got the Super Bowl this year? This year's CBS,
Speaker 1: Fox or would never allow that to happen. Yeah, like
Speaker 1: you watch our our program. If you want to.
Speaker 2: See CBS Plus or whatever the heck, they can put
Speaker 2: it on that.
Speaker 1: The streaming service.
Speaker 2: Yeah all right, okay, okay, no, no, no, we have one
Speaker 2: more because I already said that we have a hot
Speaker 2: hot topic.
Speaker 1: Oh I thought that was the HOTTI.
Speaker 2: No, So while we're doing our iheard things this weekend
Speaker 2: alongside us, even though we didn't chat with them with
Speaker 2: Amy Robot, TJ. Homes the GMA, the GMA host, you
Speaker 2: didn't see them. They were like sit next okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: of course. So, like you know, Jared and I never
Speaker 2: know what to do. And I think this applies to
Speaker 2: a lot of people if they see celebrities out and about.
Speaker 2: If you're not a real fan of someone, you just like,
Speaker 2: you know, you need to like go up and say anything.
Speaker 1: Yeahs obviously very cool being in the presence.
Speaker 2: But the same time, I have nothing to say.
Speaker 1: You know, yeah, I heard about the scandal.
Speaker 2: You said maybe watch you guys sometimes Good morning America.
Speaker 1: But whatever, hope all as well.
Speaker 2: So they're around, but we didn't interact with them. And
Speaker 2: now did you see this? You haven't seen this, and
Speaker 2: listen to me. This is what she and I Twain
Speaker 2: and her husband Lane, my god, Mutt Lane did. Okay,
Speaker 2: they just swapped discusses. So if you know that Amy
Speaker 2: and TJ they were having their I know you know that, right,
Speaker 2: I've heard. Okay, So then they fired them from GMA, which,
Speaker 2: in my personal opinion, absolutely stupid. Is like the personal
Speaker 2: life has nothing to do with their professional life and
Speaker 2: this you grow me on that.
Speaker 1: But it was in the workplace.
Speaker 2: Well I suppose it was. They didn't get caught in
Speaker 2: the workplace. They got caught in vacation. That's where it became.
Speaker 1: But they worked together. Yeah, it's a gray area.
Speaker 2: To get fired.
Speaker 1: It's tough because I don't know what the code of
Speaker 1: conduct is. So because it's like, is it bad to
Speaker 1: fragnize with other employees?
Speaker 2: And if so, I guess it was in the contract
Speaker 2: that you can fratnize. I guess, Like then I guess
Speaker 2: they have.
Speaker 1: I mean, of course, my first instincts like it shouldn't
Speaker 1: have been fired for that. But I'm also thinking about it.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm sure there's gray airs that we are
Speaker 1: all all right.
Speaker 3: This is not why I want to discuss though, anywayntinue.
Speaker 3: But now that they're together officially as a couple. They
Speaker 3: made their grand entrance as an official romantic couple, this
Speaker 3: we get you now. Right after that, it's been found
Speaker 3: out that their spouses.
Speaker 1: Are getting each other. Yes, they're obviously doing it on purpose, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Of course. Or what if maybe they really like each
Speaker 2: other how they meet. I'm assuming they met through bonding,
Speaker 2: like trauma bonding.
Speaker 1: Who would ever reach out and be like, hey, I
Speaker 1: heard your I would so you're telling me that, let's
Speaker 1: not say me because that's weird. In a previous relationship,
Speaker 1: if the guide cheated on you, you'd reach out to
Speaker 1: that guy's significant other and be like, oh, it sucks.
Speaker 2: Together, we're both cheated on.
Speaker 1: That's weird. Do you think so, yes, that's weird.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I'm not completely sure.
Speaker 1: Would you just rely on your friends and your family
Speaker 1: and people that you know instead of like relying on
Speaker 1: a stranger.
Speaker 2: It's not a really stranger, it's somebody who's oh, it's
Speaker 2: very much a strang in the exact same boat as
Speaker 2: you though.
Speaker 1: But there are many people who've been cheated on. I
Speaker 1: don't know if that's weird to me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but a lot of times we have you've been
Speaker 2: cheated on. It isn't like two commuted spouse Like, it's
Speaker 2: not you know, two commune spouses. Okay, Well, so that's
Speaker 2: what happened with Shania Twain and her husband. She ended
Speaker 2: up marrying or so hit her husband to get this. Well,
Speaker 2: Shania Twain's even tragic, more tragic her husband she did
Speaker 2: on her with her best friend. It's like reality show,
Speaker 2: and then she ended up marrying the best friend's husband
Speaker 2: who was like together. It is basically like you, Jade
Speaker 2: Tanner and me, like all switching.
Speaker 1: This is weird.
Speaker 2: Isn't that crazy?
Speaker 1: That's weird.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's what happens.
Speaker 1: Damn dramatic.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and now you guys, it's time for us to
Speaker 2: wrap up this podcast so that Jared can get the
Speaker 2: green out of his beard, which I've been staring at
Speaker 2: this entire recording session. Oh it's so bad.
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