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Speaker 1: Jubils dirty little secret. It's time for your dirty little

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Speaker 1: secret text in four one O six one. If you

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Speaker 1: have a dirty little secret, then this is the place

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Speaker 1: to tell it. Do Wait, yeah, call us up, tell

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Speaker 1: us what the secret is, and you can say whatever

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Speaker 1: you want because nobody will know who you are. We

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Speaker 1: don't ask what your name is even, And that's why

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Speaker 1: we don't know anybody's name that calls in for it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's why everybody that calls in gets a fake anonymous nickname.

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Speaker 1: So I'll say a word, Alex Fresh, I'll say a word,

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Speaker 1: ings Cheven'll say a word, and that'll be the name

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Speaker 1: of the caller on the phone. Okay, so on the

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Speaker 1: phone right now to tell us a dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: Don't know their real name. But it starts with traffic,

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Speaker 1: earthquake Lord. Traffic earthquake Lord. It sounds like a super villain. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: what's up traffic earthquake lord. Sounds like I'm about to

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Speaker 1: destroy things. Yeah, the city is not saying, seriously hopeful

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Speaker 1: somebody get a phone call into Batman because we've got

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Speaker 1: traffic or earthquake lord on the phone and tell us

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Speaker 1: a dirty little secret. What's your dirty little secret? Um? Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So are you guys know how like kids grow out

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Speaker 1: of like an imaginary friend stage. Yeah, it's just like

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Speaker 1: a passage, I think, to grow out of it. Well,

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Speaker 1: some might say that, Uh, I'm so okay, I'm thirty three.

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Speaker 1: My best friend is Gary, and Gary's yeah, I'm the

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Speaker 1: only person that can see well, I mean I wouldn't

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Speaker 1: say that to you. Only I can see Gary, okay.

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Speaker 1: And is Gary from your childhood? Yeah, we go way back.

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Speaker 1: I mean since we were kid, we've been we're kids together,

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Speaker 1: you know, cool together. And was this like an actual

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Speaker 1: person who like maybe had passed a friend or is

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Speaker 1: this an imaginary friend? No, it's just my friend Gary.

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Speaker 1: Um for whatever reason, I'm the only one that's ever

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Speaker 1: been able to hang out with him. You know, everybody

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Speaker 1: else never sees them. And but he's real to me.

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Speaker 1: I mean I guess, I I guess. I know it's imaginary,

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Speaker 1: but it doesn't feel that way when we're hanging out.

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Speaker 1: I mean, he feels bad to call Gary imaginary because

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Speaker 1: Gary's your boy, right and you don't want him be like, hey,

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Speaker 1: he's imaginary, probably real. He's been your boy since you

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Speaker 1: were a kid. He's been your friend since you were

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Speaker 1: a kid and he's still with you. That's pretty cool.

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Speaker 1: Loyal friends with me right now, right now, like next

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Speaker 1: to you always right Yeah. I mean he wants me

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Speaker 1: to tell the knock knock joke right now, but I

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Speaker 1: do it. Tell it. Tell Gary knock knock joke with

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Speaker 1: all of us, Tell us at the same time. Which

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Speaker 1: one Gary, Okay, all right, knock knock? Who's there? Is there?

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Speaker 1: Owls go oh, actually, you guys got it like that?

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Speaker 1: I like that one a lie. He's Gary cracking up

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Speaker 1: over that one. Gary is dying. I told him to

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Speaker 1: be quiet while I was on the phone. But he's

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Speaker 1: tell the knock knock joke. Tell the knocknock all right. Well,

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Speaker 1: and I think it's cool that you have a buddy

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Speaker 1: who goings out with you all the time. I like,

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Speaker 1: Gary seems like a nice dude who enjoys a good

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Speaker 1: knock knock joke. I think that's cool. Thank you for

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Speaker 1: telling us you dirt a little secret. Yeah, well thanks

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Speaker 1: for listening. Yeah, tell Gary, we said by two. Thank you.

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Speaker 1: What did he say? He gave you guys the peace symbol.

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Speaker 1: I'm giving him the shotka all right, Well, thank you

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Speaker 1: for telling us you're telling us your little secret. All right, thanks, Okay,

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Speaker 1: he's gone. Do you guys think he was messing with us? Nope,

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Speaker 1: I don't think he was. Yeah, I think so. I

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Speaker 1: believe Diffy would have that. I mean, I do believe

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Speaker 1: that you can have like like spirits around you or whatever. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: for sure, like it actually could be. Just because somebody

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Speaker 1: doesn't have one experience doesn't mean someone else can't. I

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Speaker 1: do too. It was the only reason I felt like

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Speaker 1: he was messing with us and just wanted to get

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Speaker 1: on the show to tell a dirty little secret. Was

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Speaker 1: the knock knock joke. Everything else, I'm like, yeah, that's legit.

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Speaker 1: You could even if his spirits or whatever, even if

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Speaker 1: it's not, you could have an imaginary friend from when

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Speaker 1: you were a kid that still helps you out as

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Speaker 1: an adult. I think that's fine. Actually, no, that was

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Speaker 1: just traffic earthquake. So the knock knock joke, You think

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Speaker 1: that that's just him? Okay, yeah, I think he knew

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Speaker 1: that one. We're gonna say, Evan, I was gonna say,

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Speaker 1: I think we should have asked him if he had

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Speaker 1: like human, real friends, because that would have been you know,

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Speaker 1: does that matter? No, he doesn't not really no. What

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Speaker 1: matters is that he has a friend named Gary. That's

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Speaker 1: all that matters. We should invite Gary over. Be more like, Gary,

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Speaker 1: what's your dirty little secret?