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Speaker 2: I you want your way back home?

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Speaker 3: Either way, we want to be there, doesn't matter how

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Speaker 1: Off INSTI you wanna welcome you back home?

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Speaker 2: Tell us all about it.

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Speaker 1: We scared her?

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Speaker 2: Was it fine?

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Speaker 1: Malcorn? Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do your need you ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need.

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Speaker 2: With Karen and Chris welcome to Do you need a ride?

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Speaker 2: This is Chris Fairbanks.

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Speaker 1: And this is Karen Kilgarriff.

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Speaker 2: Hello, my friend Karen.

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Speaker 1: Hell, hello my friend Chris.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that was just a glitch with the Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: That was an internal emotional glitch.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that was just an audio glitch in the voice

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Speaker 1: It was like start, stop, stop, start again.

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Speaker 4: You know what I started doing that I should have

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Speaker 4: stopped right. This looks I'm going to show you a bottle.

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Speaker 4: I thought this was like that mist that is like

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Speaker 4: rosewater that you spray in your face because it's in

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Speaker 1: It was face spray and it was handsome.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, you got to read labels, is my point.

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Speaker 2: It kind of burned. It was wearing.

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Speaker 1: Your horn room glasses actually block that from blinding you.

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Speaker 2: You know they did good.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, away, you cleaned your glasses a little bit.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you know what it was for the best,

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Speaker 2: you know. That's my point is it's okay to make

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Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, as long as you're wearing your safety goggles,

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Speaker 1: long as you have the proper facewear. I have to

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Speaker 1: apologize because I literally just got off my therapy appointment

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Speaker 4: Get for a timing way. I thought you felt you

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Speaker 1: It's a great tenderizing the soul a tad before we

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Speaker 4: I I feel like I'm going to be meeting real

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Speaker 2: Because that's always good for podcasting.

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Speaker 1: That's perfect for podcasting. Our guest today is played Clubs

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Speaker 1: and colleges all over the country at colleges, mostly colleges.

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Speaker 1: She just realized what we're doing. She was a headliner

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Speaker 1: as we've discussed, she would just drive home after her sets.

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Speaker 1: one or one. There's the one Jackie and Laurie Show

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Speaker 1: and Jackie and Laurie's Show with a dinear favorite, Jackie Kation,

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Speaker 1: Lad and gentlemen, please welcome Laurie Kilmartin.

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Speaker 5: Oh my go, thank you. This is very exciting. I

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Speaker 6: You, right, just really, I don't know how how seeing

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Speaker 4: I'm so impressed with you still that you've always had

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Speaker 2: Yeah you are. You are a hard worker that always

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Speaker 4: If you get a writing job, the first thing I

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Speaker 6: That's my point, tempting.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's still me too, so fun, you know, to

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Speaker 2: I just would chat with someone about my sets afterwards.

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Speaker 2: Yeah? My whole phone.

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Speaker 4: I have you're a former competitive collegiate swimmer. Every time,

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Speaker 6: I think that's almost never had swimmers here, you know.

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Speaker 6: That seems alarming. But I would start wearing a cap, okay,

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Speaker 4: Are you being haunted by any of the old people

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Speaker 1: Are you up an eezer?

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Speaker 5: Does it have flowers on it? Does it have accouterments?

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Speaker 4: Cap wool I I normally when I'm doing laps, I

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Speaker 2: I have to mention that it gives Speedo gives me money.

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Speaker 4: No, I was just at a lake, trying a new thing,

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Speaker 4: I think it's the rushing of water. Suddenly in my ear,

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Speaker 4: And you ride on it like three feet above the water,

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Speaker 4: It doesn't even look good. But I'm addicted to it now.

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Speaker 4: And that's what I kept falling.

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Speaker 2: And what have you?

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Speaker 5: It's never a complete seal, but it's it covers the

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Speaker 6: keep your hair down and so your.

446
00:22:24,240 --> 00:22:26,960
Speaker 5: Goggles will stick the cap also as right, but I

447
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:29,960
Speaker 5: think that's an outcome that happens additionally, is that you

448
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,080
Speaker 5: won't get water in your ear.

449
00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:33,800
Speaker 4: I get I hear you because I I'm like, it's

450
00:22:33,840 --> 00:22:36,200
Speaker 4: certainly a swimming cap doesn't keep your hair dry.

451
00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:38,320
Speaker 2: It gets under there.

452
00:22:39,280 --> 00:22:41,399
Speaker 4: I have noticed if I really pull it down it

453
00:22:41,480 --> 00:22:44,360
Speaker 4: will cover my ears, and I'm like, well that it's

454
00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:46,240
Speaker 4: not going to keep water out of your ears, but

455
00:22:46,359 --> 00:22:48,840
Speaker 4: it'll keep it from rushing in if you do a

456
00:22:49,440 --> 00:22:52,440
Speaker 4: backwards flop and slap the side of your head on

457
00:22:52,520 --> 00:22:54,920
Speaker 4: the surface of the water. I think that's why I

458
00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:59,040
Speaker 4: need to just start wearing a cap around town. Never

459
00:22:59,160 --> 00:23:00,560
Speaker 4: know when you're gonna end up in the water.

460
00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:06,080
Speaker 6: And Karen, what's what is your swimming problem today.

461
00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:10,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, my swimming problem is this. I actually do swim

462
00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:13,959
Speaker 1: a lot in the summertime especially. That is my favorite

463
00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:18,480
Speaker 1: way to get exercise. And I recently bought little gloves

464
00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:22,119
Speaker 1: that are like fins. Have you ever seen them? So

465
00:23:22,240 --> 00:23:25,600
Speaker 1: you actually yes, so you go faster when you swim,

466
00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:28,600
Speaker 1: and I love them and it makes it so much

467
00:23:28,680 --> 00:23:31,960
Speaker 1: more fun, Like it's really powerful in the water, and

468
00:23:32,080 --> 00:23:34,760
Speaker 1: it's the difference is so slight, but the power is

469
00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:38,399
Speaker 1: like it feels three times as fast. But they're really

470
00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:42,680
Speaker 1: hard to put on, like because they are also that

471
00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:45,680
Speaker 1: really tight kind of rubber, Like it's just that thing.

472
00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:49,240
Speaker 1: Why can't they make some sort of a product so

473
00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:51,520
Speaker 1: that like because I think of swim caps and I

474
00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:55,240
Speaker 1: just think of them like ripping your hair out because

475
00:23:55,280 --> 00:23:58,600
Speaker 1: they're so rubbery. And it's same with those gloves.

476
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Speaker 5: The silicon. The caps are a little thicker. They're made

477
00:24:02,560 --> 00:24:05,159
Speaker 5: by I have I use tear t y R. It's

478
00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:09,280
Speaker 5: not Speedo, but Chris, I think you'd find you'd be satisfied.

479
00:24:10,040 --> 00:24:11,200
Speaker 2: It's time cap.

480
00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:14,239
Speaker 6: There's a there's a paddle. It's not like a web thing,

481
00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:16,200
Speaker 6: but you could just slip your hand into it really

482
00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:19,600
Speaker 6: quickly and very easily. They're plastic paddles and I use

483
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,560
Speaker 6: a pair by Finis.

484
00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:23,360
Speaker 2: F I n I S Yeah yeah yeah.

485
00:24:23,560 --> 00:24:27,080
Speaker 6: And they're red, they're black and yellow and they're reversible.

486
00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:29,359
Speaker 5: So if you have them on one way, you do

487
00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:32,359
Speaker 5: it with freestyle and backstroke, and you have them on

488
00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:35,000
Speaker 5: the other way you do a fly and breastroke.

489
00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:36,960
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah yeah, And.

490
00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:39,080
Speaker 1: It's the same thing where it kind of like, yeah,

491
00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:41,600
Speaker 1: the power is up. I can't really explain it.

492
00:24:41,920 --> 00:24:46,280
Speaker 4: I have Finish flippers that I think, like Karen was

493
00:24:46,320 --> 00:24:49,560
Speaker 4: saying with it combined with the handfin because I have

494
00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:54,160
Speaker 4: those rubbery frog hands also, and then the flippers plus

495
00:24:54,280 --> 00:24:56,360
Speaker 4: it they're weighted and so I feel.

496
00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:58,280
Speaker 2: Like my legs are doing more work when I'm kicking.

497
00:24:58,680 --> 00:24:58,880
Speaker 6: Yeah.

498
00:24:59,040 --> 00:25:03,480
Speaker 4: And I have Finish sprand waterproof EMP three player with

499
00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:06,120
Speaker 4: headphones so I can listen to music while I'm swimming.

500
00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:07,640
Speaker 6: Does that work? Yeah?

501
00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:09,720
Speaker 2: And then Pinnis is from the Finnis.

502
00:25:09,480 --> 00:25:14,080
Speaker 1: People, because I tried to do that with and the

503
00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:17,800
Speaker 1: ones that I got, Uh, there was a problem. Oh,

504
00:25:17,840 --> 00:25:20,600
Speaker 1: it's because you I couldn't go all the way under right,

505
00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:22,399
Speaker 1: which is how I like to swim.

506
00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:26,240
Speaker 4: I listened to half a song before water inevitably gets

507
00:25:26,359 --> 00:25:29,520
Speaker 4: in there. It's yeah, I understand that they're waterproof, but

508
00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:30,960
Speaker 4: my ears are not.

509
00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:33,919
Speaker 2: Don't won't perfectly seal.

510
00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:37,200
Speaker 4: I don't have in my ears a god given gasket

511
00:25:37,720 --> 00:25:41,760
Speaker 4: that's gonna seal around, you know, So I kind of

512
00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:45,239
Speaker 4: stop using them, but I do. It's those finish I'm

513
00:25:45,320 --> 00:25:47,760
Speaker 4: just saying those people of Finnishi, we're all about finis.

514
00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:51,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, I like the sound of slashing. The swimming's the

515
00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:54,600
Speaker 5: last place where I can't be disturbed, you know, and

516
00:25:55,280 --> 00:25:57,879
Speaker 5: we'rery to be fiddling around with tech, I would just

517
00:25:57,920 --> 00:25:58,359
Speaker 5: be ruined.

518
00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:00,320
Speaker 6: I might as well be on the elliptical of that point.

519
00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:01,320
Speaker 2: Yeah.

520
00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:05,040
Speaker 4: I got them in anticipation of swimming. When I was

521
00:26:05,119 --> 00:26:07,840
Speaker 4: told by my hip doctor to become a swimmer. I

522
00:26:07,920 --> 00:26:10,520
Speaker 4: didn't really know how to swim, so I bought. I'm like, well,

523
00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:13,760
Speaker 4: that's going to be boring, So I preemptively got the

524
00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:15,840
Speaker 4: waterproof earphones.

525
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:19,040
Speaker 1: And it feels like if if you did only breaststroke

526
00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:20,960
Speaker 1: or a thing that kind of kept your head up

527
00:26:21,119 --> 00:26:24,080
Speaker 1: more like there, because in the beginning, when I was swimming,

528
00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:26,480
Speaker 1: and I truly was just trying to do laps for

529
00:26:26,640 --> 00:26:29,200
Speaker 1: half an hour just to be moving my body in

530
00:26:29,359 --> 00:26:33,959
Speaker 1: some way. I just wore normal Apple At air pods

531
00:26:34,240 --> 00:26:36,600
Speaker 1: and I was just like, you just didn't get these wet.

532
00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:39,440
Speaker 1: So I was doing basically like a frog stroke and

533
00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:42,280
Speaker 1: just keeping my head up the whole time.

534
00:26:42,760 --> 00:26:46,800
Speaker 2: That's risky, Yeah, it's very risky. Well, I swim, I

535
00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:50,000
Speaker 2: like to have fresh toast. So you imagine me.

536
00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:56,920
Speaker 1: Leg and your plate.

537
00:26:58,440 --> 00:27:01,040
Speaker 4: Holding it above your head like say anything that you're

538
00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:03,679
Speaker 4: just screaming everyone running out.

539
00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:06,439
Speaker 1: Well, actually that was going to be my follow up

540
00:27:06,520 --> 00:27:08,800
Speaker 1: question to Laurie. Now that we have a swim expert

541
00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:11,320
Speaker 1: on the show, which we've wanted for a long Yeah, yeah,

542
00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:14,920
Speaker 1: this is great. We can really this we need to do.

543
00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:19,119
Speaker 1: Uh do you find and maybe this is a thing

544
00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:21,760
Speaker 1: that if you've done it for long enough, you've already

545
00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:24,760
Speaker 1: kind of adjusted. But for me, like as opposed to

546
00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:28,400
Speaker 1: getting on an elliptical machine, when I swim for exercise,

547
00:27:28,920 --> 00:27:31,640
Speaker 1: I find that I'm hungrier and want to eat more.

548
00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:34,160
Speaker 5: Later in the like later on in the day, starving

549
00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:36,680
Speaker 5: start right, Yeah, I think part of it is being

550
00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:40,199
Speaker 5: in the cold water, you know, being being a little chillier,

551
00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:42,480
Speaker 5: and you don't you don't get so hot like you

552
00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:45,359
Speaker 5: do on the elliptical that you kind of want to

553
00:27:45,359 --> 00:27:48,040
Speaker 5: war them up a little bit. But yeah, yeah, yeah,

554
00:27:48,359 --> 00:27:49,520
Speaker 5: a lot of food afterwards.

555
00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:51,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, you just have to.

556
00:27:52,119 --> 00:27:55,520
Speaker 4: I was I was gaining w I swam a lot

557
00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:58,840
Speaker 4: after when I recovered from have surgery and I and

558
00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:02,280
Speaker 4: I had gained a little and I will this might

559
00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:04,760
Speaker 4: sound crazy, but my doctor was like, that's because the

560
00:28:04,840 --> 00:28:07,040
Speaker 4: water is cold in the pool and so every time

561
00:28:07,119 --> 00:28:10,080
Speaker 4: you jump in, your your body is like, oh, time

562
00:28:10,160 --> 00:28:11,440
Speaker 4: to build up a layer of fat.

563
00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:13,960
Speaker 2: He said, you need to swim in a very warm pool.

564
00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:16,480
Speaker 2: And I'm like, oh, let me get access hot.

565
00:28:17,720 --> 00:28:21,440
Speaker 4: It's so disgusting, I know, like my body thought I

566
00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:24,080
Speaker 4: had become like one of those polar bear swimmers where

567
00:28:24,119 --> 00:28:27,119
Speaker 4: they that's way he's said, but I think he just was.

568
00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:31,800
Speaker 4: He was winking, telling me to try harder. But after

569
00:28:31,880 --> 00:28:35,000
Speaker 4: a derragg Karen, it's your full body moving, you just

570
00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:36,439
Speaker 4: need five sandwiches.

571
00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:39,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, Because I read a thing where it's like

572
00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:40,720
Speaker 1: you can work out for half an hour on the

573
00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:45,040
Speaker 1: elliptical and that burns whatever, but if you swim, it's double.

574
00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:47,520
Speaker 1: Whatever you do in the pool is double, And then

575
00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:49,960
Speaker 1: I'm like that's amazing. But then if it's making me

576
00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:54,840
Speaker 1: way hungrier than I normally. Right, It's like this is

577
00:28:55,120 --> 00:28:58,040
Speaker 1: probably unfortunate, and that's when I get really into trouble

578
00:28:58,040 --> 00:29:00,480
Speaker 1: where I'm like, oh god, I'm super hungry, so I

579
00:29:00,640 --> 00:29:03,680
Speaker 1: probably should have a breedo and start planning a dessert

580
00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:07,720
Speaker 1: instead of going just eat an apple, like fill it

581
00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:10,760
Speaker 1: up with you know whatever, Yeah, fill it up with

582
00:29:10,880 --> 00:29:12,480
Speaker 1: something good. That's never my plan.

583
00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:16,560
Speaker 4: And add to that that your body is just creating

584
00:29:16,640 --> 00:29:18,800
Speaker 4: a layer of fat because of the cold panic it

585
00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:19,480
Speaker 4: goes into it.

586
00:29:20,480 --> 00:29:23,080
Speaker 6: I do think that being in the water is better

587
00:29:23,160 --> 00:29:24,920
Speaker 6: for your brain for some reason.

588
00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:27,920
Speaker 5: It's just it feels like, say you burn the equal

589
00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:30,560
Speaker 5: amount of calories or whatever on an elliptical or a pool,

590
00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:32,959
Speaker 5: after you get out of water, you just feel different.

591
00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:36,640
Speaker 5: You know, Yes, you kind of feel just, you know,

592
00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:40,160
Speaker 5: sweatier when you get off of a gym equipment.

593
00:29:40,680 --> 00:29:45,600
Speaker 4: Totally, it's way different. I did not expect the meditative

594
00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:48,640
Speaker 4: quality of it. Like I it's the only time I'm

595
00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:51,760
Speaker 4: doing a thing for Like Karen said, I'd try and

596
00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:55,640
Speaker 4: go about a half hour without stopping, sometimes twenty five.

597
00:29:56,240 --> 00:29:59,920
Speaker 4: But I you're just paying attention to going straight and breathe,

598
00:30:00,760 --> 00:30:04,160
Speaker 4: and it's not war it's not boring. I didn't need music.

599
00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:07,280
Speaker 4: I'm just like, it's the only time you're just focused

600
00:30:07,360 --> 00:30:10,160
Speaker 4: on one thing and you're not thinking of Like I'm

601
00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:13,120
Speaker 4: not thinking of any of my problems. I'm not trying

602
00:30:13,160 --> 00:30:15,560
Speaker 4: to think of jokes. I'm just thinking about breathing and

603
00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:17,520
Speaker 4: going straight and having a rhythm.

604
00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:18,320
Speaker 2: It's great.

605
00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:20,440
Speaker 1: Then when you get out the thing that I was

606
00:30:20,560 --> 00:30:22,960
Speaker 1: really loving, and it's making me think about it because

607
00:30:22,960 --> 00:30:24,240
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, I have to get back on that.

608
00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:27,240
Speaker 1: I was doing really good and doing it every single day,

609
00:30:27,520 --> 00:30:30,120
Speaker 1: and the thing I loved was like at night when

610
00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:32,080
Speaker 1: I would go to lad like after i'd be done

611
00:30:32,120 --> 00:30:34,040
Speaker 1: with that and it would kind of be like whatever

612
00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:38,000
Speaker 1: happened at work or whatever kind of stresses whatever. Then

613
00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:40,160
Speaker 1: when you're laying on the couch, you have that like

614
00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:43,400
Speaker 1: all your muscles are tingling feeling. I feel like that's

615
00:30:44,160 --> 00:30:46,400
Speaker 1: that's the goal. That became my goal of the day

616
00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:48,440
Speaker 1: of like just swim long enough so you'll get that

617
00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:51,040
Speaker 1: feeling because it feels good and it like makes you

618
00:30:51,120 --> 00:30:52,720
Speaker 1: feel better always.

619
00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:55,120
Speaker 5: Oh, I noticed that both of you guys said that

620
00:30:55,200 --> 00:30:57,240
Speaker 5: you kind of swim for like a half hour straight,

621
00:30:57,720 --> 00:30:59,960
Speaker 5: And I find that to be actually kind of tough,

622
00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:02,960
Speaker 5: and I like to break it into little chunks, little sets,

623
00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:06,320
Speaker 5: you know. So oh, usually there's a pace clock if

624
00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:09,200
Speaker 5: you're swimming, like at a regular lap pool, that you

625
00:31:09,320 --> 00:31:12,520
Speaker 5: can go. You know, I'm gonna do like ten two lappers,

626
00:31:12,560 --> 00:31:15,880
Speaker 5: which are like fifties, like ten fifties on the two

627
00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:18,520
Speaker 5: minutes or the minute and a half, and the clock

628
00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:20,160
Speaker 5: will kind of keep track of things for you.

629
00:31:20,520 --> 00:31:22,520
Speaker 6: And then you know, you can kind of rest and

630
00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:24,880
Speaker 6: it makes it a little more interesting for your brain.

631
00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:27,080
Speaker 5: And then you know, you do a kickset where you

632
00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:29,600
Speaker 5: put your fins on board, and then you do like

633
00:31:30,040 --> 00:31:31,960
Speaker 5: a pat like a pole set with your paddles or

634
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:35,200
Speaker 5: your gloves. But if you break it into little parts,

635
00:31:35,280 --> 00:31:38,320
Speaker 5: it's I find it way more enjoyable than just going

636
00:31:38,720 --> 00:31:40,920
Speaker 5: I'm swimming from twelve to twelve thirty.

637
00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:42,880
Speaker 2: And right, well that sounds good.

638
00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:45,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I need to switch that. I need to

639
00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:51,360
Speaker 4: learn a second stroke. Yeah, I can swim on my

640
00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:54,920
Speaker 4: back and I guess that. I guess we'll call it

641
00:31:54,960 --> 00:31:58,680
Speaker 4: a backstroke and then a free style, which is just

642
00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:00,800
Speaker 4: for me. I'm just making it up as that go.

643
00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:02,920
Speaker 1: You're rapping the whole time.

644
00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:10,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, Yeah, it's easy to wrap underwater? No one, do

645
00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:10,560
Speaker 2: you remember it?

646
00:32:11,320 --> 00:32:14,160
Speaker 1: There was a Robert Redford movie that came out in

647
00:32:14,720 --> 00:32:17,280
Speaker 1: this is such a deep cut, but it came out

648
00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:20,320
Speaker 1: in like the I think mid two thousands, and I

649
00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:22,600
Speaker 1: think it was based on a true story. It was

650
00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:26,440
Speaker 1: Robert Redford married to Helen Mirren and he was an

651
00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:29,080
Speaker 1: executive that got kidnapped. Do you remember the story?

652
00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:30,040
Speaker 6: Oh no, no, no.

653
00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:33,720
Speaker 1: The movie opens with Helen Mirren coming out in the

654
00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:36,560
Speaker 1: very early morning with like the fog on their gorgeous

655
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:41,040
Speaker 1: black bottom pool with the like natural stone surrounding whatever.

656
00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:45,520
Speaker 1: And she gets into this still pool very like barely

657
00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:49,600
Speaker 1: breaks the water, lowers herself down and then does I

658
00:32:49,680 --> 00:32:52,200
Speaker 1: think it's the breaststroke or whatever, that kind of froggy

659
00:32:52,520 --> 00:32:56,040
Speaker 1: one and she just swims the pool as the credits roll.

660
00:32:56,400 --> 00:32:58,800
Speaker 1: And I literally was like, I need to do that

661
00:32:59,160 --> 00:33:02,400
Speaker 1: like that. That needs to be minute routine or whatever.

662
00:33:02,800 --> 00:33:04,760
Speaker 1: And so when I got a house with a pool,

663
00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:07,200
Speaker 1: I was just like, and now it's my Helen maren

664
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Speaker 1: arra where I will do this? And I told myself,

665
00:33:09,760 --> 00:33:11,920
Speaker 1: I do it every morning, But of course I don't

666
00:33:12,080 --> 00:33:14,680
Speaker 1: like I should do it at like dawn the way

667
00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:15,960
Speaker 1: she did but do.

668
00:33:16,040 --> 00:33:20,080
Speaker 4: You imagine credits rolling as you do it. Yeah, that's

669
00:33:20,120 --> 00:33:21,880
Speaker 4: my favorite thing to do as a kid.

670
00:33:22,680 --> 00:33:23,720
Speaker 6: Here's the thing I worry.

671
00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:26,560
Speaker 5: I don't like to swim without a lifeguard because I

672
00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:29,400
Speaker 5: feel like you actually are attempting the fates to roll

673
00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:32,520
Speaker 5: credits on your life at that exact moment.

674
00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:35,800
Speaker 6: Yeah, I like to have a lifeguard. I like a

675
00:33:35,840 --> 00:33:37,000
Speaker 6: witness or two.

676
00:33:37,520 --> 00:33:40,080
Speaker 4: Because when you said fifty meter, you are swimming in

677
00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:43,800
Speaker 4: Olympic regular I'm going to twenty four hour fitness where

678
00:33:43,840 --> 00:33:47,840
Speaker 4: there's people waiting in the pool after the hot tub

679
00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:50,920
Speaker 4: just to rent off, and there's fan dance and it's gross.

680
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:55,680
Speaker 4: But you my first time in there's one here in Missoil.

681
00:33:55,720 --> 00:33:58,880
Speaker 4: I've been here all month, and they at the pace

682
00:33:58,960 --> 00:34:01,440
Speaker 4: clock and they had I realized that it would be

683
00:34:01,480 --> 00:34:04,560
Speaker 4: one hundred and twenty laps back and forth if I

684
00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:07,200
Speaker 4: were to realistically swim to Alcatraz.

685
00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:10,480
Speaker 6: Is that we're trying to do. Are you prepping for

686
00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:11,000
Speaker 6: an open?

687
00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:13,600
Speaker 4: Someone mentioned it, said they'd give me one thousand dollars

688
00:34:13,680 --> 00:34:15,880
Speaker 4: to do it, and then I realized very quickly that

689
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:18,200
Speaker 4: it would be impossible. Karen and I talked about it.

690
00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:21,160
Speaker 4: Also sharks. Also, I'm not a good swimmer. There's a

691
00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:22,640
Speaker 4: bunch of to not do it.

692
00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:25,600
Speaker 1: Okay, I think you would. Based on how cold the

693
00:34:25,680 --> 00:34:28,640
Speaker 1: Bay Area water is, you would probably gain fifty pounds

694
00:34:28,680 --> 00:34:33,759
Speaker 1: a second if we're if we're assuming that's true, you're

695
00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:34,520
Speaker 1: fucked with that.

696
00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:37,360
Speaker 4: How cold that goddamn water is up there, and not

697
00:34:37,520 --> 00:34:39,680
Speaker 4: to a bunch of it getting in my ear.

698
00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:41,200
Speaker 2: There's a lot of your.

699
00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:43,959
Speaker 5: Ears, my god, And how how heavy would your ears

700
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:45,680
Speaker 5: be with all the weight gain and the water.

701
00:34:46,040 --> 00:34:49,120
Speaker 2: I was offered one thousand dollars.

702
00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:52,960
Speaker 1: To do it, to swim to or from Alcatraz.

703
00:34:52,520 --> 00:34:56,640
Speaker 4: From Treasure Island Alcatraz actually a little a little further

704
00:34:56,800 --> 00:34:57,520
Speaker 4: than from the bit.

705
00:34:57,560 --> 00:34:59,600
Speaker 2: I don't know where you would do it from San Francisco.

706
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:00,680
Speaker 2: I guess under the.

707
00:35:00,760 --> 00:35:04,440
Speaker 1: Treasure Island that's like halfway across the Bay Bridge essentially.

708
00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:10,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, yes, okay, yeah, because it's called Yourba Buena I think,

709
00:35:10,719 --> 00:35:11,400
Speaker 5: and uh.

710
00:35:11,719 --> 00:35:15,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, Yerba Buena Parte is right where the bridge

711
00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:17,360
Speaker 4: goes through and Treasure Islands the flat.

712
00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:19,880
Speaker 2: Sorry, I know you both are from the Bay Area.

713
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:22,080
Speaker 2: Describe the name of it.

714
00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:25,880
Speaker 5: It was Treasure Island, and that's you know, that's how

715
00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:27,280
Speaker 5: I grew up that's how I was raised.

716
00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:31,000
Speaker 6: And then I went back and they changed into Yuba Buena,

717
00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:33,120
Speaker 6: and uh yeah, I was That.

718
00:35:33,200 --> 00:35:36,680
Speaker 5: Was you know, another disturbing thing about the Bay Area

719
00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:38,319
Speaker 5: that you know when you leave your home and then

720
00:35:38,320 --> 00:35:40,839
Speaker 5: you just keep coming back and stuff changes.

721
00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:42,840
Speaker 1: And you're like, what, who the hell did this? The

722
00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:46,040
Speaker 1: same thing happened with when new comics would come down

723
00:35:46,080 --> 00:35:48,480
Speaker 1: to La and I'd already been down here for a

724
00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:51,200
Speaker 1: long time and they'd come down and we always called

725
00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:53,880
Speaker 1: it the city, right because especially because people who live

726
00:35:53,960 --> 00:35:56,560
Speaker 1: in like the suburbs around San Francisco, you say you're

727
00:35:56,560 --> 00:35:58,719
Speaker 1: from San Francisco, but you're not. I'm from Paloma, which

728
00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:01,560
Speaker 1: couldn't be more different than Fancisco. Yeah, and we always

729
00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:03,439
Speaker 1: called it the city. Are you going into the city?

730
00:36:03,880 --> 00:36:06,440
Speaker 1: Do you have a thing in the city? Well the

731
00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:12,040
Speaker 1: kids started calling it the bay and it how fucking irritating,

732
00:36:12,160 --> 00:36:14,560
Speaker 1: and and for them it's like it's like calling it

733
00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:17,719
Speaker 1: the city, It's it's normal. It's like it's that's what

734
00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:21,080
Speaker 1: everyone says. But this I was like, sorry, who changed it?

735
00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:23,400
Speaker 1: Why would we be changing it? Are you you're not

736
00:36:23,520 --> 00:36:25,680
Speaker 1: going to the Bay? No one's getting in that goddamn

737
00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:28,400
Speaker 1: water like, what do you mean you can't.

738
00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:33,920
Speaker 5: Furthermore, they're they're calling all of California Cali. Uh who

739
00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:36,680
Speaker 5: what a lot of a lot of people are a

740
00:36:36,760 --> 00:36:39,080
Speaker 5: lot of and it's it's very upsetting.

741
00:36:40,239 --> 00:36:44,560
Speaker 4: My hometown, Missoula. People call it the zoo now, which

742
00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:48,239
Speaker 4: drives me nuts. It's not it's a liberal arts college town.

743
00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:49,080
Speaker 2: It's not a zoo.

744
00:36:49,320 --> 00:36:53,479
Speaker 4: It's not radio or they call it Montucky, where there's

745
00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:57,480
Speaker 4: no rednecks there, there's no I mean, nothing against Kentucky,

746
00:36:57,960 --> 00:37:01,920
Speaker 4: but it's and then someone started a beer called Montucky

747
00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:05,080
Speaker 4: that is everywhere now, and every time I see it,

748
00:37:05,120 --> 00:37:07,920
Speaker 4: I'm like, don't give my town nicknames.

749
00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:08,680
Speaker 2: While I'm gone.

750
00:37:10,520 --> 00:37:13,080
Speaker 1: I feeling this is a classic old people talk. I

751
00:37:13,239 --> 00:37:15,160
Speaker 1: like it, Like what the hell are they calling it

752
00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:18,400
Speaker 1: this for? It's not like this is so you know,

753
00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:21,000
Speaker 1: it's like if you're mad about you're Burbuena. You know,

754
00:37:21,520 --> 00:37:22,560
Speaker 1: you know you're only.

755
00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:26,239
Speaker 5: Started in like two thousand and six instead of the

756
00:37:27,080 --> 00:37:28,440
Speaker 5: late eighties and early nineties.

757
00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:30,759
Speaker 6: Different podcast this would be right now.

758
00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:31,840
Speaker 2: It's so funny.

759
00:37:32,480 --> 00:37:35,000
Speaker 4: That's why when people see me for the like people

760
00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:37,160
Speaker 4: that just listen to the podcast and go to a

761
00:37:37,200 --> 00:37:40,880
Speaker 4: show and didn't know what I look like. They're like, oh,

762
00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:43,360
Speaker 4: I thought you were like sixty five or seven.

763
00:37:44,600 --> 00:37:45,840
Speaker 2: It's not I'm like, oh, I.

764
00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:48,600
Speaker 4: Must have a distinguished voice. No, it's because I complain

765
00:37:48,719 --> 00:37:51,000
Speaker 4: about guy's stuff, a lot.

766
00:37:50,960 --> 00:37:52,800
Speaker 1: Of medical stuff of hip surgery.

767
00:37:53,480 --> 00:37:57,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, you are in incredibly young to have had hip surgery.

768
00:37:57,960 --> 00:37:59,360
Speaker 6: Though, let's get that on the record.

769
00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:02,480
Speaker 4: It's yeah, but if if you had hip problems because

770
00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:06,560
Speaker 4: it's skateboarding, oh goes right back to cool.

771
00:38:06,840 --> 00:38:09,239
Speaker 2: I'm not good at skateboard and just do it a lot.

772
00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:13,280
Speaker 2: And why are all these kids on my law Laurie?

773
00:38:13,680 --> 00:38:17,040
Speaker 1: What else besides where you're from and the fact that

774
00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:20,160
Speaker 1: you've been doing comedy forever. What's what's fresh and new

775
00:38:21,080 --> 00:38:23,480
Speaker 1: in Laurie kil Martin's life these days?

776
00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:30,200
Speaker 5: I guess it's a new unemployment, you know. Like I

777
00:38:30,320 --> 00:38:35,000
Speaker 5: had been working pretty for ten years straight on Conan. Yeah,

778
00:38:35,040 --> 00:38:37,640
Speaker 5: and so while I was raising my son, and so

779
00:38:37,760 --> 00:38:41,600
Speaker 5: that was very stressful in some ways. My mom moved

780
00:38:41,600 --> 00:38:45,439
Speaker 5: in with me for like four years and helped out.

781
00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:50,000
Speaker 5: And that was that quadruple distress or maybe even a

782
00:38:50,160 --> 00:38:51,000
Speaker 5: higher number.

783
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:58,000
Speaker 1: Higher than it did. It led to some amazing tweets

784
00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:03,040
Speaker 1: some moms all worth the mom series of tweets were

785
00:39:03,200 --> 00:39:04,040
Speaker 1: truly amazing.

786
00:39:05,320 --> 00:39:08,080
Speaker 5: So now my mom died and my son is a

787
00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:10,680
Speaker 5: lot older, he's almost sixteen, and I don't have a job,

788
00:39:10,719 --> 00:39:15,440
Speaker 5: and it's this really weird. The compression is gone, and

789
00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:19,600
Speaker 5: I'm finding it hard to even do anything like one

790
00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:22,520
Speaker 5: activity in the day when I used to do twenty,

791
00:39:22,640 --> 00:39:24,200
Speaker 5: Like I wake up and I had this list and

792
00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:24,880
Speaker 5: I would start it.

793
00:39:25,480 --> 00:39:28,960
Speaker 6: And now it's it's really hard for me to focus

794
00:39:29,120 --> 00:39:30,560
Speaker 6: like that. But I feel like if I.

795
00:39:30,640 --> 00:39:33,320
Speaker 5: Had another job, I would get back into it. But

796
00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:37,480
Speaker 5: it's yeh, it's definitely it was a lot of external pressure,

797
00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:40,640
Speaker 5: and now that it's not there, it's a very strange feeling.

798
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:44,960
Speaker 1: I can relate to that so much, and because I

799
00:39:45,080 --> 00:39:47,480
Speaker 1: think and now I can't remember, but it was always

800
00:39:47,600 --> 00:39:51,120
Speaker 1: Conan was always a daily show up until when they stopped, right,

801
00:39:51,160 --> 00:39:54,759
Speaker 1: so it never went weekly or did anything were I

802
00:39:54,920 --> 00:40:00,160
Speaker 1: honestly believe working on a daily show warps you in

803
00:40:00,280 --> 00:40:04,000
Speaker 1: such a specific and kind of singular way. And then

804
00:40:04,080 --> 00:40:06,200
Speaker 1: when you're out in the real world where people are

805
00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:08,160
Speaker 1: like I work on a show that's once a week

806
00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:12,080
Speaker 1: or once a goddamn month, or we have five six

807
00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:14,440
Speaker 1: months of pre production and then I don't even have

808
00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:16,560
Speaker 1: to worry about the other part of it, Like there

809
00:40:16,600 --> 00:40:18,480
Speaker 1: were parts of it where like it's like I was

810
00:40:18,600 --> 00:40:22,480
Speaker 1: raised in this highly emergency situation. And so then after

811
00:40:22,640 --> 00:40:26,200
Speaker 1: I first left after five years of doing a daily show,

812
00:40:26,680 --> 00:40:29,960
Speaker 1: I laid on the couch and watched NCIS for nine

813
00:40:30,080 --> 00:40:33,520
Speaker 1: months and literally like I couldn't get up and I

814
00:40:34,160 --> 00:40:37,360
Speaker 1: kind of couldn't adjust because it was like the difference

815
00:40:37,480 --> 00:40:41,160
Speaker 1: was so vast and that level of stress dropped to

816
00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:45,160
Speaker 1: it a naturally low level where it was a really

817
00:40:45,320 --> 00:40:49,120
Speaker 1: difficult adjustment for me, really very strange adjustment.

818
00:40:49,440 --> 00:40:52,040
Speaker 6: Yeah, I think that's where I am right now. I'm

819
00:40:52,120 --> 00:40:52,919
Speaker 6: watching The Nick.

820
00:40:54,520 --> 00:40:56,880
Speaker 4: It wasn't that a great I love that show. It

821
00:40:57,000 --> 00:41:00,560
Speaker 4: was a great show, and it's no longer I got canceled.

822
00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:03,440
Speaker 4: I that show makes me laugh so much.

823
00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:07,880
Speaker 1: Oh my god, and like everything sorry, the Nick, the

824
00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:08,600
Speaker 1: one about.

825
00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:11,279
Speaker 4: The hospital, Yeah, isn't that funny? I was thinking of

826
00:41:11,680 --> 00:41:15,600
Speaker 4: The Mick with the women from My Ways Sunny. That

827
00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:17,560
Speaker 4: is also very funny. It's a very funny.

828
00:41:17,920 --> 00:41:19,680
Speaker 6: Oh that reminds me of that show, The Wick.

829
00:41:20,040 --> 00:41:29,040
Speaker 2: But all I've done during quarantine the tick Tick.

830
00:41:30,320 --> 00:41:33,200
Speaker 1: Sorry, I had to get mine in there. I talked

831
00:41:33,280 --> 00:41:33,560
Speaker 1: right over.

832
00:41:33,680 --> 00:41:35,000
Speaker 6: That's a real show, though, I think I.

833
00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:38,879
Speaker 4: Made it was Wow, that's a classic example of Karen

834
00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:40,520
Speaker 4: and I both needed to get out.

835
00:41:40,440 --> 00:41:41,160
Speaker 2: Our ick.

836
00:41:43,719 --> 00:41:46,040
Speaker 1: For your ick into the microphone as quickly as you

837
00:41:46,160 --> 00:41:50,680
Speaker 1: can get your credit now. No, the nick was the

838
00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:53,600
Speaker 1: hospital from the eighteen hundreds one, which was I think.

839
00:41:54,239 --> 00:41:56,560
Speaker 1: I think it was really expensive. I think that's why

840
00:41:56,600 --> 00:41:58,279
Speaker 1: they stopped doing it, because first of all, I'm sure

841
00:41:58,360 --> 00:42:02,480
Speaker 1: Clive Owen was infensive, and then everyone else on that

842
00:42:02,560 --> 00:42:05,080
Speaker 1: show was so good. I loved that show.

843
00:42:05,560 --> 00:42:08,720
Speaker 5: Yeah, it seems expensive just to recreating the sets and stuff,

844
00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:11,960
Speaker 5: but it's it's so funny how they all their medical treatments,

845
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:14,680
Speaker 5: you know, were killing them and they're so excited about them.

846
00:42:15,160 --> 00:42:19,520
Speaker 6: Mercury treatments. No not in your no, no, please stop it.

847
00:42:20,239 --> 00:42:22,319
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, but it's weird because.

848
00:42:22,520 --> 00:42:25,640
Speaker 5: All of them men are awful but in different ways,

849
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:28,440
Speaker 5: and and they're allowed to be because of the way

850
00:42:28,560 --> 00:42:32,799
Speaker 5: society is, especially back then, the white men. And yeah,

851
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:36,320
Speaker 5: it's just like you're like, gosh, this is kind This

852
00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:39,759
Speaker 5: is probably pretty accurate. Is the rights that women had

853
00:42:39,880 --> 00:42:43,680
Speaker 5: and the very limited amount of autonomy they had, you know.

854
00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:46,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, because all those doctors were on cocaine, like, and

855
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:49,439
Speaker 1: the cocaine was just kind of free flowing, like, yeah

856
00:42:49,480 --> 00:42:52,320
Speaker 1: it was it was aspirin, Yeah, it was coca cola.

857
00:42:52,760 --> 00:42:54,520
Speaker 6: Yeah, Okay. I did one.

858
00:42:54,760 --> 00:42:58,279
Speaker 5: Took one screenshot of Clive Owen saying this hospital, like

859
00:42:58,360 --> 00:43:01,520
Speaker 5: the hospital runs on cocaine, and I tagged Josh Gondleman

860
00:43:01,640 --> 00:43:05,600
Speaker 5: in it because one has to. But the amount of

861
00:43:05,640 --> 00:43:10,440
Speaker 5: times I haven't tagged him in a cocaine screenshot, you know,

862
00:43:10,560 --> 00:43:13,000
Speaker 5: because I have it with the subtitles, I feel like

863
00:43:13,040 --> 00:43:15,879
Speaker 5: I deserve a little more praise because it's it's non

864
00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:20,120
Speaker 5: stock cocaine with Clive Owen, and that's Josh Gondoley.

865
00:43:20,160 --> 00:43:21,560
Speaker 6: He's a very funny comic. Is rich?

866
00:43:21,840 --> 00:43:22,040
Speaker 1: Yeah?

867
00:43:22,280 --> 00:43:23,719
Speaker 6: Is that he's a coke addict, which is not.

868
00:43:23,880 --> 00:43:25,040
Speaker 2: But I'm sure he's tired of it.

869
00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:27,000
Speaker 6: But I was like, Josh, I got to do what

870
00:43:27,080 --> 00:43:27,479
Speaker 6: I'm saying.

871
00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:30,799
Speaker 1: I gotta tag you on this now more than ever.

872
00:43:32,920 --> 00:43:33,719
Speaker 2: Do you find it?

873
00:43:34,080 --> 00:43:36,840
Speaker 4: Is that the kind of show, if not a daily

874
00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:40,359
Speaker 4: variety or a talk show, would you want to write

875
00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:41,680
Speaker 4: on a scripted show like that?

876
00:43:42,880 --> 00:43:44,920
Speaker 6: I don't know. I think that's one of those ones

877
00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:47,200
Speaker 6: where you just watch and go that's magical. I don't

878
00:43:47,239 --> 00:43:50,759
Speaker 6: know that that ability especially historic on all that is

879
00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:52,360
Speaker 6: uh in my wheelhouse.

880
00:43:52,480 --> 00:43:55,279
Speaker 5: But it's just such a weird time right now, Like

881
00:43:55,480 --> 00:43:58,600
Speaker 5: today it seems like HBO is about to apparently it's

882
00:43:58,600 --> 00:44:01,120
Speaker 5: going to be like a tab on the Discovery app.

883
00:44:01,200 --> 00:44:03,439
Speaker 6: It's like, wait, what this is the best streaming app?

884
00:44:03,480 --> 00:44:05,400
Speaker 6: What's happening? Why are you guys ruining it?

885
00:44:05,520 --> 00:44:08,960
Speaker 1: And everything is happened shifting. Also, I had a friend

886
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:11,359
Speaker 1: who was just talking about and these are people who

887
00:44:11,480 --> 00:44:15,080
Speaker 1: like literally just got off one show and they're just like,

888
00:44:15,160 --> 00:44:18,480
Speaker 1: there's no jobs, there's no like all the like the

889
00:44:18,760 --> 00:44:22,759
Speaker 1: staffing stuff is changing really dramatically kind of overnight, and

890
00:44:22,920 --> 00:44:27,200
Speaker 1: people are it's really difficult and rough. And then also

891
00:44:27,280 --> 00:44:30,000
Speaker 1: it's like if I were your manager, Lorie, like the

892
00:44:30,120 --> 00:44:34,200
Speaker 1: idea that they constantly are making talk shows for people,

893
00:44:34,480 --> 00:44:36,600
Speaker 1: like new talk shows for people. That's like a thing

894
00:44:36,640 --> 00:44:41,040
Speaker 1: that just constantly happens. And when when I used to

895
00:44:41,160 --> 00:44:42,960
Speaker 1: do that all the time. My thing is like, but

896
00:44:43,200 --> 00:44:46,000
Speaker 1: you don't have to just make a show and throw

897
00:44:46,080 --> 00:44:48,080
Speaker 1: it out there and then cancel it eight months later,

898
00:44:48,120 --> 00:44:50,800
Speaker 1: which is normally what happens. It's like, why don't you

899
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:53,200
Speaker 1: hire the people that know how to make these shows

900
00:44:53,640 --> 00:44:55,759
Speaker 1: and then actually figure out how to make it really

901
00:44:55,840 --> 00:44:58,400
Speaker 1: good so it lasts because there are people that have

902
00:44:58,600 --> 00:45:02,520
Speaker 1: that knowledge all like someone that's wrote on Conan for

903
00:45:02,600 --> 00:45:04,880
Speaker 1: ten years. It's like, you know a little something about

904
00:45:04,960 --> 00:45:07,680
Speaker 1: making a TV show that people want to watch. And

905
00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:11,759
Speaker 1: yet usually it's like on those those other new talk

906
00:45:11,840 --> 00:45:15,319
Speaker 1: shows that I always watch, I think they get very

907
00:45:15,400 --> 00:45:20,399
Speaker 1: like producorially based first, instead of content based, where it's like, yeah,

908
00:45:20,440 --> 00:45:22,520
Speaker 1: but someone's gonna have to come up with segments and

909
00:45:22,640 --> 00:45:25,720
Speaker 1: they can't all just be the hotspot of like here's

910
00:45:25,760 --> 00:45:27,440
Speaker 1: the gossip for today. It's like no one gets a

911
00:45:27,440 --> 00:45:29,840
Speaker 1: shit about that, Like you have to kind of innovate.

912
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:33,080
Speaker 1: I don't know. That's my wish for you, that someone

913
00:45:33,239 --> 00:45:35,640
Speaker 1: cool would get a talk show that they actually want

914
00:45:36,280 --> 00:45:37,360
Speaker 1: to be funny first.

915
00:45:37,440 --> 00:45:39,560
Speaker 2: If I could take a stab at being your manager

916
00:45:39,640 --> 00:45:41,440
Speaker 2: for me, yeah.

917
00:45:41,400 --> 00:45:42,640
Speaker 1: Everyone's gonna get a chance.

918
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:45,000
Speaker 6: I want to hear you both have.

919
00:45:46,880 --> 00:45:51,000
Speaker 4: It sounds like you've been working too hard and right

920
00:45:51,080 --> 00:45:54,000
Speaker 4: now you're enjoying life and relaxing, and I think you

921
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:57,080
Speaker 4: should try and milk this unemployment as long as possible

922
00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:05,000
Speaker 4: and keep flirting with laziness and keep doing and keep

923
00:46:05,080 --> 00:46:07,360
Speaker 4: doing stand up because you missed it before.

924
00:46:07,680 --> 00:46:11,880
Speaker 2: So just my advice is to not get work, just

925
00:46:12,080 --> 00:46:13,239
Speaker 2: keep doing what you're doing.

926
00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:14,439
Speaker 5: Yeah.

927
00:46:14,640 --> 00:46:17,400
Speaker 6: Yeah, as a as a manager, do you make a

928
00:46:17,480 --> 00:46:18,839
Speaker 6: lot of money because.

929
00:46:18,680 --> 00:46:20,080
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I have yet.

930
00:46:20,160 --> 00:46:22,080
Speaker 4: I have yet to get a percentage of any of

931
00:46:22,160 --> 00:46:25,279
Speaker 4: my clients. My encouragement is for all of them to

932
00:46:25,360 --> 00:46:29,759
Speaker 4: go to the beach and buy a hammock. Yeah, yeah,

933
00:46:29,920 --> 00:46:31,279
Speaker 4: and go viral on the beach.

934
00:46:31,560 --> 00:46:34,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, sort to do it. Yeah, you just look relaxed

935
00:46:34,920 --> 00:46:36,560
Speaker 2: and glowing and that why ruin that?

936
00:46:36,719 --> 00:46:41,440
Speaker 6: Why with like a daily But yeah, I mean I do.

937
00:46:41,760 --> 00:46:45,359
Speaker 5: I do kind of like like writing topical jokes, even

938
00:46:45,440 --> 00:46:48,920
Speaker 5: though they age horribly, all of them, right, Since I'm

939
00:46:49,160 --> 00:46:51,640
Speaker 5: kind of interested in what's happening in the day anyway,

940
00:46:51,680 --> 00:46:54,479
Speaker 5: I might just want to use that knowledge to write

941
00:46:54,520 --> 00:46:55,279
Speaker 5: some jokes, you know.

942
00:46:55,719 --> 00:46:55,959
Speaker 4: Yeah.

943
00:46:56,440 --> 00:46:57,319
Speaker 6: It just seems like there's so.

944
00:46:57,400 --> 00:46:59,719
Speaker 5: Many late night shows anymore there, you know, there's like

945
00:46:59,800 --> 00:47:04,279
Speaker 5: me be that Samby's you know no longer, and I

946
00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:06,400
Speaker 5: don't know, it's it's a it's weird. I just know

947
00:47:06,480 --> 00:47:09,600
Speaker 5: a lot of really really really funny late night writers

948
00:47:09,640 --> 00:47:11,520
Speaker 5: who are out of work, and it's like I don't

949
00:47:11,520 --> 00:47:12,520
Speaker 5: want to go against that guy.

950
00:47:12,760 --> 00:47:16,640
Speaker 1: Guys beast you know, right, and they're hiring like three

951
00:47:16,760 --> 00:47:20,520
Speaker 1: people first stuff that meets twelve right exactly.

952
00:47:20,800 --> 00:47:25,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know it's regular comedy club audiences really appreciate

953
00:47:25,960 --> 00:47:29,640
Speaker 4: topical jokes too. It seems like, yeah, I've never even

954
00:47:29,760 --> 00:47:34,000
Speaker 4: thought about that, but lately I've been trying to. You know,

955
00:47:34,080 --> 00:47:36,279
Speaker 4: when you go to a town do that thing of

956
00:47:36,480 --> 00:47:38,960
Speaker 4: like learning a little bit about them and coming up

957
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:40,560
Speaker 4: with jokes or a current event.

958
00:47:41,480 --> 00:47:41,960
Speaker 2: They love it.

959
00:47:42,440 --> 00:47:45,960
Speaker 4: That's why people used to come visit Austin and be like, Hey,

960
00:47:46,040 --> 00:47:47,480
Speaker 4: what's the name of the strip club here?

961
00:47:49,360 --> 00:47:52,120
Speaker 6: You have the top of your topical local strip clip jokes.

962
00:47:52,200 --> 00:47:56,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, just so they're mentioning the town. I'm not I

963
00:47:56,880 --> 00:47:59,440
Speaker 4: guess I'm not saying that so much, but uh, there,

964
00:48:00,800 --> 00:48:02,840
Speaker 4: did you appreciate currently said.

965
00:48:02,640 --> 00:48:05,920
Speaker 5: Grigsby's room in Dayton, Ohio, where they had a like

966
00:48:06,040 --> 00:48:08,239
Speaker 5: a sheet on the wall where it's like the look

967
00:48:08,320 --> 00:48:11,040
Speaker 5: they had all the local things that you can insert into.

968
00:48:10,880 --> 00:48:12,520
Speaker 2: Your Oh that's hilarious.

969
00:48:12,600 --> 00:48:17,120
Speaker 6: That lives jokes. It is called Jimmy's.

970
00:48:17,440 --> 00:48:20,799
Speaker 4: Okay, No, I couldn't. I'm a Wiley's guy. I can't

971
00:48:20,840 --> 00:48:23,719
Speaker 4: when I'm in Dayton. That's so funny. There was like,

972
00:48:24,080 --> 00:48:24,760
Speaker 4: oh that's.

973
00:48:24,640 --> 00:48:27,880
Speaker 1: Great, that's actually really smart. It's like someone was like,

974
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:30,040
Speaker 1: I'm so sick of being asked this question, I might

975
00:48:30,080 --> 00:48:31,000
Speaker 1: as well type it up.

976
00:48:31,400 --> 00:48:32,560
Speaker 6: That lady was a genius.

977
00:48:32,719 --> 00:48:36,399
Speaker 5: She also sold massive amounts of dildos after the show,

978
00:48:36,600 --> 00:48:39,120
Speaker 5: like you're you had your merch, had your little T shirts,

979
00:48:39,160 --> 00:48:41,080
Speaker 5: and then she had club dildos.

980
00:48:41,680 --> 00:48:43,080
Speaker 2: Wait is that okay?

981
00:48:43,719 --> 00:48:45,160
Speaker 6: I don't know why it's not open.

982
00:48:45,640 --> 00:48:47,439
Speaker 2: Where they did they throw?

983
00:48:47,760 --> 00:48:49,880
Speaker 4: I think the common game there was to throw the

984
00:48:49,960 --> 00:48:53,200
Speaker 4: dildos down the hall and hit the refrigerator, or there

985
00:48:53,320 --> 00:48:57,480
Speaker 4: was those swinging doors. Someone was telling me that there's

986
00:48:57,520 --> 00:48:59,680
Speaker 4: a club where you throw dildo's regularly.

987
00:49:00,239 --> 00:49:02,920
Speaker 6: That might have been a male comics only week, but

988
00:49:04,719 --> 00:49:05,239
Speaker 6: when I was.

989
00:49:08,080 --> 00:49:11,040
Speaker 1: That was for the boys. That was the boys game.

990
00:49:11,160 --> 00:49:15,000
Speaker 5: That sounds like a fun game night throwing dilda's at

991
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:16,240
Speaker 5: a door aggressively.

992
00:49:16,760 --> 00:49:19,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I wasn't invited.

993
00:49:22,120 --> 00:49:26,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, I forgot how we we got to this place

994
00:49:26,960 --> 00:49:29,080
Speaker 5: of comedy club's stuper names.

995
00:49:29,120 --> 00:49:33,000
Speaker 1: But being on the road, that what that that is

996
00:49:33,120 --> 00:49:34,920
Speaker 1: the thing you're doing. I mean you you've done it

997
00:49:35,080 --> 00:49:38,560
Speaker 1: long enough now where yeah, it must be enjoyable in

998
00:49:38,680 --> 00:49:40,720
Speaker 1: that way where you have it in hand it's something

999
00:49:40,760 --> 00:49:44,480
Speaker 1: that you do and do well or no, Yeah.

1000
00:49:44,360 --> 00:49:48,040
Speaker 6: It's fun. I mean you're also now you know, just

1001
00:49:48,160 --> 00:49:50,879
Speaker 6: have to fill the room, which is really stressful. And yep,

1002
00:49:51,640 --> 00:49:56,239
Speaker 6: I'm clearly not on TikTok enough, right, Yeah.

1003
00:49:56,920 --> 00:50:01,040
Speaker 5: And that also like there are certain comics who like

1004
00:50:01,280 --> 00:50:04,120
Speaker 5: don't care that there's a pandemic and it's still happening

1005
00:50:04,320 --> 00:50:07,200
Speaker 5: and so and neither do their fans, and so they

1006
00:50:07,280 --> 00:50:09,319
Speaker 5: all come out and they'll crowd a room and.

1007
00:50:09,440 --> 00:50:11,840
Speaker 6: He knows who goes home with COVID and long COVID.

1008
00:50:12,200 --> 00:50:14,680
Speaker 5: But I also I kind of feel like I travel

1009
00:50:14,719 --> 00:50:17,919
Speaker 5: with air purefiers, and I kind of feel like people

1010
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:20,719
Speaker 5: that like me or you know, might stay home, you know,

1011
00:50:20,960 --> 00:50:23,719
Speaker 5: just gets home acron me in and so that that

1012
00:50:23,840 --> 00:50:26,680
Speaker 5: makes it herd as well. It's just a time to

1013
00:50:26,719 --> 00:50:29,120
Speaker 5: be a live performer, had writer.

1014
00:50:29,440 --> 00:50:32,680
Speaker 4: So uh yeah, I wish I didn't have such a

1015
00:50:32,800 --> 00:50:40,319
Speaker 4: conscientious and compassionate crowd. They cared about each other, decent people, darned. Yeah,

1016
00:50:40,520 --> 00:50:41,920
Speaker 4: I've thought about that a lot too.

1017
00:50:42,280 --> 00:50:43,280
Speaker 2: That's so funny.

1018
00:50:43,640 --> 00:50:47,440
Speaker 1: Well, and the sorry blossoms here and she's got some

1019
00:50:47,560 --> 00:50:48,880
Speaker 1: stuff to say quiet.

1020
00:50:49,840 --> 00:50:51,440
Speaker 5: I think Blossom was the name of one of the

1021
00:50:51,440 --> 00:50:52,800
Speaker 5: strippers at the Dayton Club.

1022
00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:58,360
Speaker 1: So fill that name in. I always use permission to

1023
00:50:58,480 --> 00:50:59,080
Speaker 1: use her name.

1024
00:50:59,200 --> 00:50:59,399
Speaker 5: Sure.

1025
00:51:01,200 --> 00:51:02,920
Speaker 1: Well, but then the one thing that you do have

1026
00:51:03,239 --> 00:51:06,000
Speaker 1: that is pandemic proof is your podcast.

1027
00:51:07,560 --> 00:51:12,719
Speaker 5: Sure right, Yes, that money making. Jack and I are

1028
00:51:12,800 --> 00:51:16,920
Speaker 5: printing money non stop. We you know, we don't have

1029
00:51:17,040 --> 00:51:20,080
Speaker 5: a theme really and we don't have guests, so we

1030
00:51:20,239 --> 00:51:25,920
Speaker 5: have a very limited appeal. But we do talk about

1031
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:30,240
Speaker 5: comedy and specifically our weeks that we had just finished.

1032
00:51:30,320 --> 00:51:32,759
Speaker 5: You know, we'll just kind of, I guess drilled deep

1033
00:51:32,800 --> 00:51:35,040
Speaker 5: into that and then it goes off into.

1034
00:51:35,360 --> 00:51:39,640
Speaker 2: Hey, that's what we do. There's no Yeah, I think

1035
00:51:39,800 --> 00:51:41,240
Speaker 2: that a lot of people want.

1036
00:51:41,120 --> 00:51:41,440
Speaker 5: To hear that.

1037
00:51:42,360 --> 00:51:42,560
Speaker 6: Yeah.

1038
00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:45,560
Speaker 5: I mean between us, we've you know, I think she

1039
00:51:45,719 --> 00:51:48,040
Speaker 5: started like a year before me, so we've both been

1040
00:51:48,719 --> 00:51:52,040
Speaker 5: you know, working for a really long time. And I mean,

1041
00:51:52,120 --> 00:51:54,279
Speaker 5: Karen you probably know this too, Like they never let

1042
00:51:54,400 --> 00:51:57,439
Speaker 5: female comics work together, and in some places they still don't,

1043
00:51:57,520 --> 00:51:59,959
Speaker 5: judging by like the few female comics.

1044
00:52:00,160 --> 00:52:02,240
Speaker 6: The features I have worked with that are like crying

1045
00:52:02,400 --> 00:52:06,880
Speaker 6: because they're not being harassed. But so like I didn't know.

1046
00:52:06,920 --> 00:52:10,200
Speaker 5: Jackie for I guess the first twenty five years that

1047
00:52:10,320 --> 00:52:13,360
Speaker 5: we're both all the stand up, but she existed. You know,

1048
00:52:13,560 --> 00:52:16,440
Speaker 5: I see your picture on the wall, Karen Rontowski, you

1049
00:52:16,520 --> 00:52:19,359
Speaker 5: know don Wing. You know all those people, you see

1050
00:52:19,360 --> 00:52:21,000
Speaker 5: them on the wall. You're like, oh, I'm not the

1051
00:52:21,080 --> 00:52:25,480
Speaker 5: only woman. Yeah, but I am this in this quarter

1052
00:52:25,719 --> 00:52:27,840
Speaker 5: at this comedy club. As I look at the calendar,

1053
00:52:28,560 --> 00:52:30,440
Speaker 5: I'm this quarter's female comic.

1054
00:52:30,719 --> 00:52:32,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right. They're going to roll the dice on

1055
00:52:32,480 --> 00:52:32,879
Speaker 1: your night.

1056
00:52:33,560 --> 00:52:36,200
Speaker 2: And I'm currently where and we'll finished.

1057
00:52:36,239 --> 00:52:39,040
Speaker 4: I had some hang ups while on vacation here, but

1058
00:52:39,120 --> 00:52:41,440
Speaker 4: I am going to finish your poster.

1059
00:52:42,040 --> 00:52:44,280
Speaker 6: Are Oh yes, cool. Yeah, I'm excited.

1060
00:52:44,320 --> 00:52:46,840
Speaker 4: It's going to look really cool. And I'm sorry I

1061
00:52:46,920 --> 00:52:50,080
Speaker 4: haven't finished it yet. There was I have a list

1062
00:52:50,160 --> 00:52:50,920
Speaker 4: of excuses.

1063
00:52:51,320 --> 00:52:52,440
Speaker 6: You had swimmers here.

1064
00:52:52,520 --> 00:52:56,160
Speaker 4: First of all, you can first and foremost prior to that,

1065
00:52:56,360 --> 00:52:58,360
Speaker 4: an irash and then a little.

1066
00:53:00,200 --> 00:53:00,560
Speaker 2: Laundry.

1067
00:53:00,600 --> 00:53:01,880
Speaker 1: Don't forget the hip surgery.

1068
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:06,399
Speaker 2: There's I mean there's trauma from it being five years ago.

1069
00:53:06,760 --> 00:53:09,360
Speaker 6: And then there's just miss Tucky. That's very.

1070
00:53:12,520 --> 00:53:14,839
Speaker 2: Hard to take a nap, but it's working.

1071
00:53:15,200 --> 00:53:16,360
Speaker 6: You had a power through that.

1072
00:53:16,800 --> 00:53:19,200
Speaker 5: And then you're getting terrible advice from your manager who

1073
00:53:19,280 --> 00:53:20,640
Speaker 5: told you not to work at all.

1074
00:53:21,520 --> 00:53:23,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, well I am my manager.

1075
00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:27,600
Speaker 1: Got wait, what kind of what? What kind of poster

1076
00:53:27,760 --> 00:53:29,319
Speaker 1: is it for your live show?

1077
00:53:29,440 --> 00:53:32,880
Speaker 5: Laurie, Yeah, because I I thought if I had a

1078
00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:36,239
Speaker 5: poster it would look cooler. And uh, everyone seems to

1079
00:53:36,320 --> 00:53:38,799
Speaker 5: have a tour poster, like they're calling not to sound

1080
00:53:39,400 --> 00:53:41,800
Speaker 5: sound old again, but to me, it was always roadwork,

1081
00:53:41,880 --> 00:53:43,640
Speaker 5: like you go on, you do a couple of weeks,

1082
00:53:43,680 --> 00:53:46,840
Speaker 5: they't come home. And now comics are and maybe this

1083
00:53:46,920 --> 00:53:48,960
Speaker 5: is a great marketing thing calling it a tour and

1084
00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:52,440
Speaker 5: they're naming their tour. Sure, you're naming your the weeks

1085
00:53:52,480 --> 00:53:53,200
Speaker 5: of work you got?

1086
00:53:53,320 --> 00:53:57,200
Speaker 6: Okay? Yeah, I know people love it.

1087
00:53:57,880 --> 00:54:00,440
Speaker 4: And when I say poster, I don't. I that's what

1088
00:54:00,560 --> 00:54:06,680
Speaker 4: I say, image to posts on digital socials.

1089
00:54:07,120 --> 00:54:10,080
Speaker 1: Well that's the difference, right, that's the differences when you

1090
00:54:10,360 --> 00:54:12,920
Speaker 1: when we all started, there was no social media, and

1091
00:54:13,080 --> 00:54:16,399
Speaker 1: now it's like everything is. It's almost like whether it's

1092
00:54:16,440 --> 00:54:19,000
Speaker 1: a tour, whether you're doing three shows in a row

1093
00:54:19,040 --> 00:54:22,600
Speaker 1: and going home, it's all just the presentation of you.

1094
00:54:22,840 --> 00:54:25,279
Speaker 1: You're gonna want to get on board with this, Laura

1095
00:54:25,400 --> 00:54:28,520
Speaker 1: kill Martin Comedy Train because check this shit out and

1096
00:54:28,680 --> 00:54:31,719
Speaker 1: like it really is, yeah, and.

1097
00:54:31,800 --> 00:54:33,759
Speaker 2: It will look someone else?

1098
00:54:33,840 --> 00:54:36,560
Speaker 4: Did you know people are going to see the drawing,

1099
00:54:36,880 --> 00:54:40,359
Speaker 4: not even care who they're Like, I love that art,

1100
00:54:40,480 --> 00:54:41,920
Speaker 4: so I'm going to go see stand up.

1101
00:54:42,280 --> 00:54:44,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, I like her aesthetics.

1102
00:54:44,080 --> 00:54:44,880
Speaker 2: I don't care about her.

1103
00:54:46,440 --> 00:54:50,600
Speaker 4: I bet she art directed on this drawing. I try

1104
00:54:50,640 --> 00:54:53,759
Speaker 4: to a d all my drawing you very much, did.

1105
00:54:53,840 --> 00:54:57,520
Speaker 4: It was very I had no questions after questions, no

1106
00:54:57,680 --> 00:55:01,520
Speaker 4: quips or questions about your list of details. It was

1107
00:55:01,719 --> 00:55:05,080
Speaker 4: very concise and it's gonna look great and I will

1108
00:55:05,120 --> 00:55:10,360
Speaker 4: have it done very soon. But yes, getting people to

1109
00:55:10,400 --> 00:55:12,279
Speaker 4: go to your shows, there's all these other things you

1110
00:55:12,400 --> 00:55:14,200
Speaker 4: have to worry about, because I too, am worried this

1111
00:55:14,360 --> 00:55:16,480
Speaker 4: weekend that I won't feel the seats and then I'll

1112
00:55:16,520 --> 00:55:20,800
Speaker 4: feel sad while I'm on stage just counting the empty

1113
00:55:20,880 --> 00:55:25,560
Speaker 4: seats and it's all TikTok, Like, yeah, I didn't. I

1114
00:55:25,680 --> 00:55:29,840
Speaker 4: thought TikTok a year ago was lip syncing and dancing,

1115
00:55:30,239 --> 00:55:33,040
Speaker 4: and now I'm realizing I've seen it affect so many

1116
00:55:33,160 --> 00:55:37,239
Speaker 4: comics careers that they're active on there and doing things

1117
00:55:37,719 --> 00:55:40,960
Speaker 4: every other day, and it's like, oh, I clearly need

1118
00:55:41,120 --> 00:55:43,960
Speaker 4: to pretend I'm young and post clips.

1119
00:55:44,880 --> 00:55:46,920
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, yeah, stand up clips.

1120
00:55:46,960 --> 00:55:49,120
Speaker 5: But I think it's also if you can find something

1121
00:55:49,200 --> 00:55:54,239
Speaker 5: that's fun to do, you know, like like Otscouh kind

1122
00:55:54,280 --> 00:55:56,560
Speaker 5: of does this thing where she just lowers her ass

1123
00:55:56,680 --> 00:56:00,840
Speaker 5: really slowly and she like she's enjoying it and it

1124
00:56:00,960 --> 00:56:03,600
Speaker 5: doesn't look like a hassle and people love it and

1125
00:56:03,760 --> 00:56:06,960
Speaker 5: it's actually getting people to come to her stand up shows.

1126
00:56:08,400 --> 00:56:11,759
Speaker 2: It's blown my mind. And it does look like hassle though,

1127
00:56:11,840 --> 00:56:14,879
Speaker 2: looks like something that would hurt my knees. Well.

1128
00:56:15,000 --> 00:56:17,239
Speaker 1: Also, you know, it's like that thing of get it's

1129
00:56:17,360 --> 00:56:20,600
Speaker 1: basically a calling card where it's like her and her grandma,

1130
00:56:20,680 --> 00:56:23,759
Speaker 1: those videos are so great, Yeah, and it's almost it

1131
00:56:23,920 --> 00:56:26,480
Speaker 1: is that thing of like if you want to know

1132
00:56:26,600 --> 00:56:30,480
Speaker 1: who you're gonna go see, then that like it's masterful

1133
00:56:30,600 --> 00:56:32,480
Speaker 1: marketing in that way where she's like, this is kind

1134
00:56:32,520 --> 00:56:34,440
Speaker 1: of what I'm about. It's the same thing with it

1135
00:56:34,560 --> 00:56:37,320
Speaker 1: makes me think of Chris Fleming. I mean, this is

1136
00:56:37,360 --> 00:56:40,200
Speaker 1: also it's just about their fucking young and their hip

1137
00:56:40,360 --> 00:56:43,319
Speaker 1: and they know. But like you making these videos where

1138
00:56:43,360 --> 00:56:47,600
Speaker 1: it's basically you doing a two minute bit into a camera.

1139
00:56:47,840 --> 00:56:50,360
Speaker 1: But the way a lot of comics are these days,

1140
00:56:50,920 --> 00:56:53,680
Speaker 1: it's not it's not set up punch. It's like it's

1141
00:56:53,719 --> 00:56:58,040
Speaker 1: a it's like personality monologuing, yes, and then people are like, oh, yeah,

1142
00:56:58,080 --> 00:57:00,399
Speaker 1: I like this, I'm I'm into this. I just think

1143
00:57:00,440 --> 00:57:03,239
Speaker 1: people are kind of the younger comics that I see

1144
00:57:03,840 --> 00:57:09,080
Speaker 1: are also they're they're doing marketing, they're doing they're they're

1145
00:57:09,200 --> 00:57:13,640
Speaker 1: kind of mastering this idea, Whereas like I not only

1146
00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:17,560
Speaker 1: wouldn't have tried that hard, I wouldn't have put that

1147
00:57:17,640 --> 00:57:20,320
Speaker 1: effort in, but I also always that kind of thing,

1148
00:57:20,400 --> 00:57:23,360
Speaker 1: why aren't people doing it for me? Whereas like these

1149
00:57:23,400 --> 00:57:26,480
Speaker 1: are the these are like the millennials that like, you know,

1150
00:57:26,880 --> 00:57:30,280
Speaker 1: the economy bottomed out and they were like, I'll figure

1151
00:57:30,320 --> 00:57:32,120
Speaker 1: it out and I'll make my fucking way because I

1152
00:57:32,240 --> 00:57:32,560
Speaker 1: have to.

1153
00:57:32,800 --> 00:57:36,880
Speaker 2: Write during quarantine. People into that.

1154
00:57:37,560 --> 00:57:37,760
Speaker 1: Yah.

1155
00:57:37,800 --> 00:57:38,640
Speaker 6: Yeah, I know.

1156
00:57:39,440 --> 00:57:43,960
Speaker 5: Like like like Conan has an incredible you know, social

1157
00:57:44,040 --> 00:57:46,840
Speaker 5: media presence, but he also has people that do the

1158
00:57:46,880 --> 00:57:50,560
Speaker 5: whole thing for him. And once you see that, you're like, oh,

1159
00:57:51,120 --> 00:57:56,400
Speaker 5: I can't do the job of fifteen people, right, guys.

1160
00:57:56,400 --> 00:57:58,320
Speaker 5: It really takes that many people to like you know,

1161
00:57:58,480 --> 00:58:00,760
Speaker 5: or not exactly, but it's takes a lot of people

1162
00:58:00,800 --> 00:58:02,480
Speaker 5: to really do it well and make it look good.

1163
00:58:02,680 --> 00:58:07,200
Speaker 5: And he doesn't really do much but be himself, and

1164
00:58:07,560 --> 00:58:11,920
Speaker 5: that's the dream and so that these younger comics are doing.

1165
00:58:11,800 --> 00:58:15,240
Speaker 6: All that stuff too. It's exhaust that's yeah, me very exhausting.

1166
00:58:15,400 --> 00:58:17,960
Speaker 4: And to be honest, the reason I have water in

1167
00:58:18,040 --> 00:58:20,680
Speaker 4: my ear is because I was trying to comedically. I

1168
00:58:20,800 --> 00:58:24,040
Speaker 4: realized when I fall off that hydrofoil thing, it was

1169
00:58:24,160 --> 00:58:26,960
Speaker 4: throwing me in the air, and I took video of

1170
00:58:27,040 --> 00:58:31,560
Speaker 4: it for TikTok, and I cartoonishly wanted to fall and

1171
00:58:31,720 --> 00:58:33,800
Speaker 4: that is I'm not kidding. That's why I have a

1172
00:58:33,840 --> 00:58:35,840
Speaker 4: lot of water in my air. It looks hilarious on

1173
00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:39,320
Speaker 4: my TikTok. Do you guys tune in to MA get

1174
00:58:39,640 --> 00:58:40,560
Speaker 4: water jammed?

1175
00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:41,960
Speaker 6: That's in seats?

1176
00:58:42,280 --> 00:58:42,480
Speaker 5: Yeah?

1177
00:58:42,600 --> 00:58:44,840
Speaker 1: For real, you take that hit, You take that water

1178
00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:46,360
Speaker 1: right to the ear exactly?

1179
00:58:47,160 --> 00:58:50,640
Speaker 4: Does it translate to, hey, come watch me do stand up?

1180
00:58:50,680 --> 00:58:54,080
Speaker 4: I'm going to fall down into lakes of water on stage,

1181
00:58:54,160 --> 00:59:00,760
Speaker 4: I guess. But it shows my physical physical ability. Yeah, slapstick,

1182
00:59:01,200 --> 00:59:02,920
Speaker 4: and you're back. You're back from hip surgery.

1183
00:59:03,120 --> 00:59:06,439
Speaker 2: Now you're just the time to finally announce it after

1184
00:59:06,600 --> 00:59:07,200
Speaker 2: five years.

1185
00:59:07,560 --> 00:59:11,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, like I'm comfortable saying I'm back from hip surgery.

1186
00:59:11,440 --> 00:59:11,600
Speaker 5: Now.

1187
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:15,640
Speaker 1: Tested it out, I've used it. I know I'm good Now.

1188
00:59:15,600 --> 00:59:18,720
Speaker 4: When when is this tour that I'm doing a poster

1189
00:59:18,880 --> 00:59:22,320
Speaker 4: for and do you want to give away the concept

1190
00:59:22,720 --> 00:59:25,120
Speaker 4: or or what it's called.

1191
00:59:25,360 --> 00:59:27,640
Speaker 6: Is it called cis Woke Grief Slut.

1192
00:59:29,920 --> 00:59:32,760
Speaker 2: I don't believe that's what I shotted down.

1193
00:59:33,640 --> 00:59:35,040
Speaker 6: Oh, we should clarify that.

1194
00:59:35,520 --> 00:59:39,919
Speaker 4: Okay, Okay, you guys have the meeting now, Well, I'll

1195
00:59:39,960 --> 00:59:43,080
Speaker 4: do the text later. I just had a funt picked out,

1196
00:59:43,160 --> 00:59:44,840
Speaker 4: but I just know the image.

1197
00:59:46,360 --> 00:59:49,840
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, the tour started and it'll go for

1198
00:59:49,880 --> 00:59:54,080
Speaker 6: a couple more years. This this imagel until I get it.

1199
00:59:55,680 --> 01:00:00,560
Speaker 4: So this image, it's not so much tour as it

1200
01:00:00,720 --> 01:00:05,280
Speaker 4: is just your career that continues. Okay, well call it

1201
01:00:05,440 --> 01:00:08,080
Speaker 4: the poster tour because you'll have a poster during the

1202
01:00:08,200 --> 01:00:08,600
Speaker 4: part of it.

1203
01:00:08,920 --> 01:00:11,959
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

1204
01:00:13,200 --> 01:00:16,680
Speaker 6: I'm going to be at the Den in Chicago August thirteenth.

1205
01:00:16,720 --> 01:00:18,880
Speaker 5: I don't know if this will drop before then, but

1206
01:00:19,800 --> 01:00:23,240
Speaker 5: apparently I could really use some ticket sales, according to.

1207
01:00:23,400 --> 01:00:25,480
Speaker 1: The at the Den in Chicago.

1208
01:00:25,680 --> 01:00:29,080
Speaker 6: Yeah, according to the I guess the theater owner.

1209
01:00:29,440 --> 01:00:31,200
Speaker 2: No, yeah, that's why I'm talking.

1210
01:00:31,240 --> 01:00:33,560
Speaker 4: I got that text today, like we only have this

1211
01:00:33,800 --> 01:00:35,760
Speaker 4: number of tis and it's like, well, now I'm just

1212
01:00:35,840 --> 01:00:38,240
Speaker 4: going to worry about who I am as a person,

1213
01:00:38,320 --> 01:00:39,920
Speaker 4: because I don't know what to do about that.

1214
01:00:40,240 --> 01:00:42,560
Speaker 6: I know, I know, Chicago's so far away.

1215
01:00:44,320 --> 01:00:47,720
Speaker 2: Actually, you got to get a street team to get out.

1216
01:00:47,680 --> 01:00:49,280
Speaker 6: About two thousand miles from it.

1217
01:00:49,480 --> 01:00:55,480
Speaker 1: So yeah, wait, this will not be out before your

1218
01:00:55,600 --> 01:00:56,439
Speaker 1: Chicago show.

1219
01:00:56,680 --> 01:00:59,760
Speaker 6: Well, you guys missed a banger on.

1220
01:01:01,840 --> 01:01:04,320
Speaker 4: And yeah, I just want to say after the fact

1221
01:01:04,360 --> 01:01:07,480
Speaker 4: that my shows this weekend in Portland's you guys were

1222
01:01:07,560 --> 01:01:08,720
Speaker 4: great and I was funny.

1223
01:01:08,840 --> 01:01:11,440
Speaker 2: Thank you, Laurie.

1224
01:01:11,480 --> 01:01:13,080
Speaker 1: Is there anything that you have, like near the end

1225
01:01:13,120 --> 01:01:15,800
Speaker 1: of the month, just to give a little let's talk

1226
01:01:15,840 --> 01:01:17,160
Speaker 1: through some cities.

1227
01:01:17,120 --> 01:01:21,120
Speaker 5: Nineteenth and twentieth I met Laughs in Seattle, great, come

1228
01:01:21,160 --> 01:01:23,000
Speaker 5: on out for that, and then I'm home for a

1229
01:01:23,040 --> 01:01:26,320
Speaker 5: little bit, and then I'm in Toronto in September ooh,

1230
01:01:26,920 --> 01:01:29,200
Speaker 5: and then Milwaukee in October.

1231
01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:33,360
Speaker 6: At and then i met doctor Grinn's in Grand Rapids

1232
01:01:33,800 --> 01:01:34,560
Speaker 6: in December.

1233
01:01:35,160 --> 01:01:40,480
Speaker 1: Mark kellyers, So dinosaurs if you're going to call yourselves that,

1234
01:01:40,600 --> 01:01:43,800
Speaker 1: which I don't know, but if you want to go

1235
01:01:44,560 --> 01:01:48,400
Speaker 1: to a comedy club and watch a headliner that clearly

1236
01:01:49,200 --> 01:01:53,040
Speaker 1: knows how to do stand up comedy, Laurie Kilmartin is

1237
01:01:53,160 --> 01:01:56,600
Speaker 1: one of the best, truly like is known through is

1238
01:01:56,680 --> 01:02:02,000
Speaker 1: a comics comic, and I don't know, like you talk

1239
01:02:02,040 --> 01:02:05,280
Speaker 1: about stuff that really matters and is important, and you

1240
01:02:05,480 --> 01:02:07,760
Speaker 1: like you kind of like get the audience, but then

1241
01:02:07,800 --> 01:02:09,320
Speaker 1: you like let him off the hook, but then you

1242
01:02:09,400 --> 01:02:11,760
Speaker 1: put them back on the hook. Like you talk about

1243
01:02:11,840 --> 01:02:15,240
Speaker 1: important shit. You are your own person, you actually have

1244
01:02:15,360 --> 01:02:18,560
Speaker 1: real opinions. But everyone is still having a great time.

1245
01:02:18,920 --> 01:02:22,280
Speaker 1: I have never really seen anybody do that same thing

1246
01:02:22,360 --> 01:02:25,360
Speaker 1: that you do on stage. So I'm on our audience

1247
01:02:25,400 --> 01:02:27,840
Speaker 1: to understand that, Like, if you really want to go

1248
01:02:27,920 --> 01:02:31,600
Speaker 1: out and have a good time and watch a comic,

1249
01:02:31,640 --> 01:02:33,760
Speaker 1: I don't want to say a female comic, because god

1250
01:02:34,320 --> 01:02:38,680
Speaker 1: damn it, we're always like qualified and separated. A comic

1251
01:02:39,520 --> 01:02:42,480
Speaker 1: that knows what the fuck she's doing, it's Lori Kilmartin.

1252
01:02:42,640 --> 01:02:44,439
Speaker 1: So if you heard it in your city and any

1253
01:02:44,520 --> 01:02:47,760
Speaker 1: of those that just got mentioned, absolutely go and buy

1254
01:02:47,760 --> 01:02:51,240
Speaker 1: a ticket and support someone who absolutely deserves your support

1255
01:02:51,320 --> 01:02:51,480
Speaker 1: in that.

1256
01:02:51,560 --> 01:02:54,040
Speaker 6: Oh my gosh, thank you, Yes, thank you, of course.

1257
01:02:54,200 --> 01:02:56,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, you are one of the comics. When I am

1258
01:02:56,560 --> 01:02:58,439
Speaker 4: on a show with you, I always watch your set.

1259
01:02:58,520 --> 01:03:01,840
Speaker 4: I can't say that for a lot of even people

1260
01:03:01,880 --> 01:03:04,840
Speaker 4: I really like or think they're funny.

1261
01:03:05,000 --> 01:03:07,640
Speaker 2: I know they're material or they are not. I know

1262
01:03:07,720 --> 01:03:10,479
Speaker 2: they're not gonna do something new. I always watch your set.

1263
01:03:10,640 --> 01:03:11,880
Speaker 6: Yeah, I love you as well.

1264
01:03:12,200 --> 01:03:16,240
Speaker 2: You guys are That's what I was geniuses. I am

1265
01:03:16,280 --> 01:03:16,880
Speaker 2: your manager.

1266
01:03:17,240 --> 01:03:20,680
Speaker 5: I have I sell a book, and uh it's truly

1267
01:03:20,920 --> 01:03:24,600
Speaker 5: the worst merch idea ever is to have books heavy.

1268
01:03:25,280 --> 01:03:27,800
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's right. Oh ship them out or you

1269
01:03:27,880 --> 01:03:29,280
Speaker 1: take them with you. No, I take them with me.

1270
01:03:29,480 --> 01:03:30,760
Speaker 6: It's too expensive to ships.

1271
01:03:30,840 --> 01:03:33,120
Speaker 5: I just I usually do Southwest, So I get the

1272
01:03:33,120 --> 01:03:37,000
Speaker 5: two free bags and I just dislocate my shoulders as

1273
01:03:37,040 --> 01:03:41,520
Speaker 5: I'm dragging my bags to a condo, and then and

1274
01:03:41,640 --> 01:03:42,600
Speaker 5: then sell the thing.

1275
01:03:42,800 --> 01:03:44,960
Speaker 6: No one wants anymore a book.

1276
01:03:46,240 --> 01:03:47,400
Speaker 2: People want books.

1277
01:03:47,800 --> 01:03:50,040
Speaker 1: They're like, do you can I get this on Kindle?

1278
01:03:50,120 --> 01:03:52,480
Speaker 1: I understand that you've lifted it the whole time, but

1279
01:03:52,680 --> 01:03:54,400
Speaker 1: I want it to be more convenient for me.

1280
01:03:55,880 --> 01:03:58,160
Speaker 5: I don't think we're readers anymore. I'm having our time

1281
01:03:58,200 --> 01:04:00,560
Speaker 5: reading a book, you know, like it's it's hard to

1282
01:04:01,200 --> 01:04:02,360
Speaker 5: thank you. They focused.

1283
01:04:02,600 --> 01:04:04,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what I just did recently is I

1284
01:04:05,080 --> 01:04:08,000
Speaker 1: went on to the internet and I bought a bunch

1285
01:04:08,040 --> 01:04:11,200
Speaker 1: of books. Not that were like, what's the novel my

1286
01:04:11,360 --> 01:04:14,120
Speaker 1: friends are reading or what's you know, trendy or whatever.

1287
01:04:14,560 --> 01:04:18,560
Speaker 1: I literally picked books like they're almost like picture books,

1288
01:04:18,600 --> 01:04:20,960
Speaker 1: like ones about mudlarking, which is the people that go

1289
01:04:21,120 --> 01:04:25,240
Speaker 1: along the Thames River and find basically old shit. That's

1290
01:04:25,520 --> 01:04:28,400
Speaker 1: because it used to be a garbage can. There's stuff

1291
01:04:28,480 --> 01:04:32,080
Speaker 1: that's just laying along the river that's from the fifteen hundreds,

1292
01:04:32,160 --> 01:04:36,920
Speaker 1: the eighteen hundreds, and like, well yeah, but it's just

1293
01:04:37,040 --> 01:04:40,040
Speaker 1: kind of there. So it's like it's a book. It's

1294
01:04:40,080 --> 01:04:42,960
Speaker 1: hard to explain, but that's basically it. But this book

1295
01:04:43,520 --> 01:04:46,840
Speaker 1: is a book of a guy that it's his findings,

1296
01:04:47,200 --> 01:04:50,880
Speaker 1: so it's just pictures, but he's explaining like he found

1297
01:04:50,960 --> 01:04:53,520
Speaker 1: it and then he identified it, and so it's kind

1298
01:04:53,520 --> 01:04:56,080
Speaker 1: of like being a detectorist. But it's like just walking

1299
01:04:56,200 --> 01:04:59,880
Speaker 1: along the banks in these certain parts where they used

1300
01:04:59,920 --> 01:05:02,560
Speaker 1: to just throw you know, like in the I think

1301
01:05:02,600 --> 01:05:06,560
Speaker 1: it was seventeen hundreds, everybody used to smoke a pipe

1302
01:05:07,040 --> 01:05:09,480
Speaker 1: like and they were clay pipes and then when they

1303
01:05:09,600 --> 01:05:11,720
Speaker 1: broke or whatever, they just throw them into the water

1304
01:05:11,920 --> 01:05:14,880
Speaker 1: like they used to just use it as a garbage can.

1305
01:05:15,440 --> 01:05:18,280
Speaker 1: And so anyway, there's like so I wanted to get

1306
01:05:18,320 --> 01:05:20,200
Speaker 1: this book because I heard about it and I think

1307
01:05:20,320 --> 01:05:23,000
Speaker 1: Mudlarking is so fascinating. And then I was like, I'm

1308
01:05:23,000 --> 01:05:24,520
Speaker 1: going to get a bunch of other books like this

1309
01:05:24,680 --> 01:05:28,320
Speaker 1: that are basically like picture books and things that I'm

1310
01:05:28,360 --> 01:05:32,200
Speaker 1: not gonna have to like use my honor society brain

1311
01:05:32,360 --> 01:05:34,960
Speaker 1: to get into my head that I can just go

1312
01:05:35,080 --> 01:05:37,760
Speaker 1: to sleep looking at. So it's like one hundred great

1313
01:05:37,920 --> 01:05:42,040
Speaker 1: archaeological Finds of the twentieth century or whatever, like a

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Speaker 1: bunch of shit that's kind of like there's some a

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Speaker 1: couple paragraphs in there, but it's also a bunch of pictures. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and then just like, have no shame about it.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it's right, I have shame anymore.

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Speaker 1: There's no shame about anything.

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Speaker 4: I just have shame about I'm only looking at my

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Speaker 4: phone all the day time for entertainment and pictures.

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Speaker 2: It's like, let me look at a book for God's sake.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, guys, look at the nick please and make a

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Speaker 5: final pitch and the tick.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and if you do anything this week, Yeah, The

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Speaker 4: Witches of east Wick, it's not a movie where they

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Speaker 4: all throw up cherry pits.

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Speaker 2: Actually, don't watch that's disgusting.

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Speaker 1: Well, but so if you can't watch which is of

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Speaker 1: east Wick? Then clearly just watch John Wick one, two, three.

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Speaker 2: Guys any that you'd come up with a new one

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Speaker 2: which is a perfect way to And I knew it

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Speaker 2: was there. I knew it was I just couldn't think

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Speaker 2: of it. I knew Kevin Honor, Society Brain, Laurie.

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much for doing this with us.

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Speaker 6: Thank you for having me.

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Speaker 5: I'm sorry that I'm not ending it at an airport,

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Speaker 5: but you know that's a different time.

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Speaker 2: So are we.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it is a different it is a different COVID way.

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Speaker 1: We'll get there, we'll get back someday.

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Speaker 2: And I'll talk to you soon.

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Speaker 4: You're gonna have the most beautiful poster for my tour

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Speaker 4: and tour and the tour will also be beautiful.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, Chris.

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Speaker 1: When you're done with that poster, we can post it

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Speaker 1: on the dinar socials, so then it's see then it's

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Speaker 1: acting as two things. It's a reference to the show

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Speaker 1: people heard, perfect and it'll have dates on it, right.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Yeah, I'm excited.

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Speaker 1: This is how we do it in the modern times,

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Speaker 1: stand up comedy in modern days.

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Speaker 2: Thanks for being on. Do you need a ride? You've

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Speaker 2: been listening, Do you need a ride? Dyed? This has

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Speaker 2: been an Exactly Right.

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Speaker 1: Production produced by Analise Nelson.

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Speaker 2: Mixed by John Bradley, artwork by Chris Fairbanks, theme song

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Speaker 2: by Karen Kilgarrett.

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Speaker 1: Follow the show on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook at dinar

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Speaker 1: podcast That's d y n ar Podcast.

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Speaker 2: For more information, go to exactly rightmedia dot com.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Oh You're welcome. Weez