Speaker 1: Welcome to Will You Accept This Rose? A production of
Speaker 1: I Heart Radio. Oh my back, January was so scary,
Speaker 1: you guys, like I was like in full holiday mode
Speaker 1: and then and then January happened. It's like a whole
Speaker 1: new decade. It's a lot of pressure. Accept this decade.
Speaker 1: First start at Heart. So fancy still in my garage.
Speaker 1: I dressed up in lady trousers. I've got a cowgirl
Speaker 1: shirt on, I've got a nice blue side heel, and
Speaker 1: I'm glad lady tsu high waisted. Oh my god, Hello,
Speaker 1: my buddies. Welcome to the new decade and to the
Speaker 1: discussion of what maybe the greatest Bachelor premiere in the
Speaker 1: history of all Bachelor premiers. My name is Arden Marine.
Speaker 1: Welcome to Will You Accept This Rose? If this is
Speaker 1: your first time joining us because you're part of the
Speaker 1: I Heeart family, Welcome, We're glad you're here. This is
Speaker 1: the show. To my right is a man. I feel
Speaker 1: like that's our anniversary. It's either our four or five
Speaker 1: year anniversary. Five. I feel so good. Um, I wish
Speaker 1: your present is the same present as it was on
Speaker 1: our four year anniversary, and here it is. Let me
Speaker 1: give you proper into her Robbies on a vacation a way,
Speaker 1: don't talk to so man. I want to say, you
Speaker 1: know what, like my Bachelor of the Year is a
Speaker 1: little bit. I don't want to you love, Rob, I
Speaker 1: wanted to say if he Let's pretend we had like
Speaker 1: a hundred new listeners. We just lost three hundred listeners.
Speaker 1: Robert Benedict, do you know her supernatural? You know him
Speaker 1: from Bosch? Yeah, and you know him as Bachelor of
Speaker 1: You were bachelor en Are you still looking for you love?
Speaker 1: Are you with us and willing to be Bachelor of
Speaker 1: the year decade? This is so excited. How are you girls?
Speaker 1: I'm great, I'm great. I'm so excited. What a ship
Speaker 1: show last night? I can't wait to talk about Speaking
Speaker 1: of ship show and who actually didn't join in our
Speaker 1: texting chain which I was a bad I was a
Speaker 1: bad girl and I was texting a bit. I was
Speaker 1: texting a lot. I couldn't help myself, Ladies and gentlemen,
Speaker 1: I'm regifting the gift from last year. Let's give it up.
Speaker 1: Speaking of show said, speaking of ship show, my next gift,
Speaker 1: I'm traveled with I think that I might break into
Speaker 1: her house and los Angeles and b Time, Paget Browst,
Speaker 1: don't say, upon a round, I'll kill ar. But then
Speaker 1: she'll say, my name is Scret and I will go
Speaker 1: on Amazon buy a one piece day than my lover.
Speaker 1: I made our also, we love me to. How do
Speaker 1: you get that kind of musical talent? I'm the level
Speaker 1: of do you? I really? It just comes now. I'm
Speaker 1: not trained. I know it's hard to be a gentleman.
Speaker 1: Paget Brewster, you know from criminal mind, so exceed our
Speaker 1: secretary of State by the way, you you which I appreciate.
Speaker 1: You didn't come to my birthday party, but we did.
Speaker 1: But I did have five people wearing Paget bought me
Speaker 1: masks of my face from Amazon once you told me
Speaker 1: they existed, and I have videos of Anna and Lauren
Speaker 1: Lobkis and Lauren's husband My there was like four ardents
Speaker 1: coming out with him. It looks at the beginning of
Speaker 1: a Jordan Peel horror movie. Bringing out the kick It
Speaker 1: was incredible. It was, it was Inportan, it was. It
Speaker 1: literally was like, say you had a ten dollar Kickstarter
Speaker 1: campaign for a horror movie. Mask of your own face
Speaker 1: is well worth a five portion of the budget. Was
Speaker 1: terri fun. Speaking of terrifying, my segrees are incredible. Speaking
Speaker 1: of serial killers, we have with us two women who
Speaker 1: have gotten so many late night texts from me, so
Speaker 1: many We've been on such a journey together, tannahs n
Speaker 1: Katie Levine. How are you. I'm great. I was gonna
Speaker 1: say we're great, but we're happy to hear you, guys,
Speaker 1: a happy decade. And for those listeners that there, her
Speaker 1: name really is Anna, but we call her Tanna because
Speaker 1: there was a summer of love where she went hiking
Speaker 1: a lot and she was sorry and a lot of
Speaker 1: skin damage. So now I will not go outside anymore,
Speaker 1: but you know what, You'll always be Tanna. Hoosnie, guys.
Speaker 1: And before we get to it, I'm just gonna stay
Speaker 1: right out of the gate. Let me just say this.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna plug this throughout the show. We this crew,
Speaker 1: this exact crew, will be live at San Francisco's Sketch
Speaker 1: Fest in less than two weeks. Get your acts there.
Speaker 1: It's so worth it. We are going to be Sunday
Speaker 1: the nineteen at one pm. It's gonna be us. Lauren
Speaker 1: Lobkis is joining us. If you're listening to our Australia episodes.
Speaker 1: MK Paulson is joining us with Annelie's who tried to
Speaker 1: Warren Clay at Bachelor in Paradise. It's going to be incredible.
Speaker 1: We're gonna be at the Gateway Theater. I'm also doing
Speaker 1: seven shows that weekend, and I think Paget's doing a
Speaker 1: bunch of that. So so like, if you want to
Speaker 1: make a weekend of it, come see a bunch of shows.
Speaker 1: Is this number seven? It's number five later Sunday. This
Speaker 1: one is the one that really has you know that
Speaker 1: this is the one that's not big. I should hope. Okay, guys,
Speaker 1: here we go. Let's break it down. By the way,
Speaker 1: a lot of your fans are worried that you're gonna
Speaker 1: be tired because you're There's been a lot of emails
Speaker 1: to us about how worried they're like that you're gonna
Speaker 1: be too tired. They're worried about from that, not just
Speaker 1: Saturday night. Even if Rob hadn't told me that, and
Speaker 1: even if we hadn't gotten a ticket from Austin, I
Speaker 1: would have known that. Because your fans are so concerned,
Speaker 1: they're so worried you're gonna be tired. I'm you're the
Speaker 1: You're the manimal. It's great. I'm not leaving any earlier
Speaker 1: than I would have to come home. Why not have
Speaker 1: a fun Okay, okay, guys, let's just talk about this.
Speaker 1: Was that not the greatest episode from First of all,
Speaker 1: they gave us two episodes In an episode normally the
Speaker 1: end when the sun comes up and all the women
Speaker 1: come out. They gave us like a full episode with
Speaker 1: three dates afterwards. It was incredible. I mean, I mean
Speaker 1: it's hard. I think we have to touch for one
Speaker 1: second and then we'll get to it at the end.
Speaker 1: But the the Hannah thing at the very end, we're
Speaker 1: not gonna we're not gonna talk too much now, but
Speaker 1: like was so insane because too when she showed up
Speaker 1: out of the car was like exactly, it was not anything.
Speaker 1: It was a perfect switch. And I was like, and
Speaker 1: because my my teenage son was watching, like the Lost Interest,
Speaker 1: he came back like what was up with that? Was
Speaker 1: like nothing? Nothing, And then it became something, dude, It
Speaker 1: was so incredible what all the girls are looking at?
Speaker 1: The girls. The other thing is I love that they
Speaker 1: started with they started with the last like something a
Speaker 1: preview of the last episode, so which they we didn't
Speaker 1: get what they usually do on the premier night, they
Speaker 1: usually do a full preview of the entire season. Do
Speaker 1: we get that last day showed like the snippets because
Speaker 1: like we saw his mom say, bringing your go, get
Speaker 1: her go, bring her up, bring her back to us,
Speaker 1: like they kind of showed, but it wasn't as much
Speaker 1: like it was much more about the show, Like they
Speaker 1: didn't do the fucking watch parties. They didn't do because
Speaker 1: it was so good because they had handed, because they
Speaker 1: had handled, because a lot of theories of the hand. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: and by the way, side note, before we get there,
Speaker 1: I just cannot believe we got another round of Tenniel
Speaker 1: Arts that way I was, I mean, I was just waiting, guys,
Speaker 1: but continuously saying her name over and over. And if
Speaker 1: you want your own song, you can get you. Here's
Speaker 1: how you do it. You go on Patreon, you join
Speaker 1: the tenniel Arts level, and you tell us what you
Speaker 1: want and you get a beautiful song just like Robert. Alright, guys,
Speaker 1: here we are. Premier episode starts with a hawk. Before
Speaker 1: you do what you're about to do, there's something you
Speaker 1: should know and then he um somebody says they passed out,
Speaker 1: and the last thing I remember, like there's somebody's passing out,
Speaker 1: it's Peter. Peter's like, I don't feel well, think I'm
Speaker 1: going to pass out, and then lay down on the bed.
Speaker 1: So then we have we have the mom weeping and
Speaker 1: there she's like, dude, Leonard, go, the mom is loving
Speaker 1: this camera time. Side Now I'm like all in on her.
Speaker 1: I'm all in on his Peter's parents who are loving
Speaker 1: the camera time. I feel like my mom would have
Speaker 1: been the same way, loving it, loving it, getting her
Speaker 1: vows renude, don't let her go. Bring your home to us.
Speaker 1: So we have patriotic pilot music, and we have him
Speaker 1: standing on a pilot roof cleaning it off, and they
Speaker 1: have a very's a very right stuff kind of top
Speaker 1: gun vibe, like getting ready. He's like patriot, I know,
Speaker 1: rate stuff as astronaut, but like you know, you get
Speaker 1: the here's this hero and it's the plane. But it
Speaker 1: doesn't close the top of it, like it's gonna go
Speaker 1: convertible the whole way. Yeah, it's like like like a
Speaker 1: like the Red Barren, like old school, and he's so excited.
Speaker 1: He's about to take a leaf of faith and he's like,
Speaker 1: I left with the broken heart, and the mom goes,
Speaker 1: I know you were head over heels, don't despair, and
Speaker 1: basically they do it an entire prayer in Spanish, let
Speaker 1: the waters run, that which is for you will not
Speaker 1: last or ever die. We find out he's Cuban. His
Speaker 1: mom's Cuban and speaks Spanish, and speaks Spanish. He like,
Speaker 1: he like kind of spoke Spanish. Last surprise, last, because
Speaker 1: he looks cookie cutter. He looks like, yeah, it makes
Speaker 1: him more exciting. It's like his dad's German and his
Speaker 1: mom is Cuban. Yeah, I don't think he's thought I
Speaker 1: hit it, Peter hit it. I will say. I like
Speaker 1: the fact Peter was well cleaning a plane while shirtless.
Speaker 1: I don't even know if that's approved. He also had
Speaker 1: kind of a normal I like too. I like that
Speaker 1: he didn't get already. I think that's why I like him.
Speaker 1: It is like he seems very he looks like a
Speaker 1: normal dude. He's like a hot, normal dude, attainable. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's very like the hot guy. He's just like a
Speaker 1: big old cornball too. So it's so like I know
Speaker 1: that how much he loves dad joke like, oh, you're
Speaker 1: very I think he's good in the sack. I agree there,
Speaker 1: I agree with you. I watching him through and we're
Speaker 1: not there yet. But what I remember her he was
Speaker 1: very aggressive in that song I with Analyst season, and
Speaker 1: then I remembered when he was re enacting the stuff
Speaker 1: and the lobby like out you sit up here on
Speaker 1: the counter. Party was like, oh, yeah, he likes us
Speaker 1: kind of throw a gal around a room like good Peter,
Speaker 1: that is good stuff. That's fine. I hope he that's fun.
Speaker 1: There's if he's dad jokes and cornball and then all
Speaker 1: of a stuff. Yeah, he could toss a gell out
Speaker 1: on the bedroom in like a fun way, like with
Speaker 1: with permission, yeah, like not yeah, he's asking for permission. Yeah, No,
Speaker 1: he's he's sort of like like yeah, I feel like
Speaker 1: he's like he's like he seems sweet and kind of
Speaker 1: like I'm gonna go for I think the only bad
Speaker 1: thing is now he has to funk every woman four
Speaker 1: times for the rest the rest of his life. I
Speaker 1: only got three. I love you. There was a lot.
Speaker 1: There was a plethora of of airplane jokes in there.
Speaker 1: Someone of the writer's room was like, all right, guys,
Speaker 1: I need you to listen everything, and it's not gonna
Speaker 1: it's gonna go on the entire season. We're not even
Speaker 1: this is gonna be so many. I mean that was three.
Speaker 1: I texted you last night saying I'm playing a drinking
Speaker 1: dick game that I drink every time. He says, wing Man,
Speaker 1: I missed that I get here because it was and
Speaker 1: I don't. I'm in the pilot stuff. I'm in the
Speaker 1: captain already, he said, wing Man, wing Man, I know,
Speaker 1: I'd rather I'm in the captain's chair. I'm I'm I
Speaker 1: loved him getting the selfies in airports. I feel like
Speaker 1: he wasn't really flying. He was just like a big anywhere,
Speaker 1: like a big boy come true. Though he is a
Speaker 1: pilot because people on the subreddit on the Bachelor subreddit
Speaker 1: have posted that he was their pilot before. Okay, actually
Speaker 1: been like because the pilot comes out of the cock
Speaker 1: that we would love that Peter, I need. He does
Speaker 1: seem a little bit like a dumb dumb and yet
Speaker 1: I feel like he could get me from here to Sacramento.
Speaker 1: Definitely he puts in an auto pilot. Yeah, but that
Speaker 1: was definitely like pre planned. Yeah, the uniform was wearing
Speaker 1: was not it was so it was like it was
Speaker 1: like stock Amazon, I want to play a pilot for Halloween,
Speaker 1: and here's like the Amazon pilot costume and speaking not
Speaker 1: fitting well. Who was the woman who's supposed to be
Speaker 1: a nurse or something and she's wearing the white like
Speaker 1: like doctor's jacket. That was obviously Marissa. She was she
Speaker 1: the caregiver. She was actually a waxer. She was wax
Speaker 1: She was the girl who won the teen Iowa or
Speaker 1: some weight pressure. She was wearing this white doctor's jacket
Speaker 1: that was Yeah, that was like over her hands. But
Speaker 1: like naughty nurse. Naughty nurse wasn't though. This was like
Speaker 1: it was this was like my dad's letting me. She
Speaker 1: is three years old. All right, So we're starting, but
Speaker 1: we're tipping your seats in the upright position because we're
Speaker 1: about to go. We're in Chicago. We're meeting Alexa. She's
Speaker 1: gotta she's a She says, I'm a caregiver, but it
Speaker 1: turns out she goes and by caregiver, I mean and
Speaker 1: she said the phrase I wax vaginas like phrasing vagina.
Speaker 1: I just I like cool though, she's so cute. She's
Speaker 1: so cute. She's so cute, she's so cute. I mean,
Speaker 1: I loved her when we did our live podcast. She
Speaker 1: was my pick to be the Bachelor at next year.
Speaker 1: She was too cool. She's too cool, she's so cute. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: she's too cool. She could be the Bachelor. I would love.
Speaker 1: She'd be amazing. And her natural hair actually killed. She's
Speaker 1: a door. She looked like a different species. She's gorgeous.
Speaker 1: She's the type of acteler they should choose that she's
Speaker 1: get a real person. Also, someone who's not white. That
Speaker 1: would be great. And I just I think she's fucking
Speaker 1: a door. You guys, I forgot to tell you. I
Speaker 1: met Demi. Oh my god, I met Demi. I got
Speaker 1: her number. I should text her to try to get
Speaker 1: her on the show. Yeah, why wouldn't you? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I panic. I was so star struck. Okay, great, So um,
Speaker 1: she said, Waxing is a I was at this like
Speaker 1: weird Spotify party and like she was there and I
Speaker 1: was so starstruck, and I pushed my way in and
Speaker 1: she was talking to that woman that we met who
Speaker 1: wrote the book about the Bachelor, and um, and so,
Speaker 1: but Demi and I chatted. She said she'd met Debbie,
Speaker 1: Debbie Ryan, they'd like talk to each other. Debbie invited
Speaker 1: her to a couple of game nights, but she hadn't,
Speaker 1: so I was able to kind of be like, I'm
Speaker 1: not crazy. See I worked with Debbie. And then but
Speaker 1: I got her number and I'm like, I gotta get her.
Speaker 1: Got her. She's like this big, she's teeny tiny, she's
Speaker 1: she's adorable, wax things a lot like love. You have
Speaker 1: to bear it all, guys, that's my family. Crest were
Speaker 1: hairless like eels. Okay, Then we me and I saw
Speaker 1: her and I believe this was Wills Pick because it
Speaker 1: looks just like Sarah Highland Hannah An. As soon as
Speaker 1: I saw her, I was like, here's my Here's I
Speaker 1: went through a whole journey with Annie, and I'm sure
Speaker 1: we all did. I saw her immediately and I was like,
Speaker 1: she's so fucking cute and her mouth turns up at
Speaker 1: the end. Her eyes are so pretty, and she's sexy,
Speaker 1: like she's sort of like sort of like the girl
Speaker 1: next door who's also super hot, and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: she's going to win. But then she was so crazy
Speaker 1: by the end of the night that I thought she's
Speaker 1: the new Olivia, remember Olivia with her wide mouth. He
Speaker 1: was like, when the first impression rose with Ben Higgins.
Speaker 1: She got the first impression rose, but I think I
Speaker 1: don't think. I thought it was hers to win. But
Speaker 1: I think she'll go too crazy by the end of
Speaker 1: the time. She this is her Instagram and she looks
Speaker 1: like a fake fucking human. She looks fakeer than Hannah Gee.
Speaker 1: But she's adorable. She's so hot, she'll she'll never have
Speaker 1: to work again. She could be an influencer for the
Speaker 1: rest of her life. She's so like you guys heard
Speaker 1: that sonic. She's an a sonic at which was amazing.
Speaker 1: She's so cute. Yes, she's she's hot, but yeah, a
Speaker 1: bit crazy, but she was crazy that when that other
Speaker 1: woman confronted her, Yeah, and she made weird that's when
Speaker 1: she really looked plastic. She no, go for it, No,
Speaker 1: it was you right, It looked like it looked like
Speaker 1: a faked her teeth. I'm so glad you had time
Speaker 1: with him. Like ending on a slightly off Keynoe, I
Speaker 1: don't have any problems like everything about her. The woman's
Speaker 1: reaction was just like that. She was so stunned and
Speaker 1: he didn't know, and then but she was. She was
Speaker 1: not wrong, that's the thing. She was telling that, you're like,
Speaker 1: don't go do it. By the way, the women who
Speaker 1: cried was a bit of a delicate flower and couldn't
Speaker 1: stop crying. So it was like the perfect combo and
Speaker 1: somebody who's like, kind of, I'm glad you're being transparent, dude.
Speaker 1: It was terrifying. It was. Then we made Tammy. She's
Speaker 1: a wrestler at a home flipper. She has a she
Speaker 1: she goes. He's a pilot and I'm a jet center.
Speaker 1: Then we made the Victoria. She's a nurse. She was
Speaker 1: her sister caregiver. Her dad passed away, her mom fell
Speaker 1: into addiction, and she's ready to have someone on her side.
Speaker 1: Her mom's back from addiction and wants a son in law.
Speaker 1: She is trauma and she seems so sweet. She looks
Speaker 1: kind of like nothing like in her photo. In person
Speaker 1: when she had glasses, she looks so much like that.
Speaker 1: She looked gorgeous. That's what Steve said. My husband said
Speaker 1: the same. Ye, she's really and she sweet, so sweet.
Speaker 1: She seemed too sweet for this show. I was sweet.
Speaker 1: I know she was. She was the one I'm getting. Okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: I'll raise this is the most boring parts. So we'll
Speaker 1: just race through this work because this is the least
Speaker 1: interesting we have. It's fun once we get to the mansion.
Speaker 1: We have Kelly. She's an attorney. She works with her dad,
Speaker 1: her brother, and the dude want to know if he
Speaker 1: joined the Mile High Club. But we find out that
Speaker 1: she met Peter at her best friend's wedding in the lobby.
Speaker 1: At first, I thought she was going to be crazy.
Speaker 1: Over the course of the journey, I liked her, although
Speaker 1: I'm not sure she has a huge personality, but I
Speaker 1: liked her way too much. Really, she looks older one
Speaker 1: because she had so much What happened is what happened
Speaker 1: in that lobby like that, because they have so much books,
Speaker 1: their faces can't move. They literally he is he's really
Speaker 1: I think they like I feel if they fucked in
Speaker 1: the lobby though, if that that that at the Four
Speaker 1: Seasons of like Hidden Hills or whatever Westlike village, I
Speaker 1: feel like I don't think he would be avoiding her more.
Speaker 1: It had to have been a little something like a
Speaker 1: little grind, little dry, hoppy, a little like grind against
Speaker 1: the bookcase, but not you're not because Nick when he
Speaker 1: when that girl came, he was so like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I already did it this one. I think this one's
Speaker 1: a little like like pound through your clothes against like
Speaker 1: that library. Yeah, because he loves against a wall or
Speaker 1: I guess I feel like there was like a grinding
Speaker 1: near a planter parking elevator. This is excited. She let
Speaker 1: it go on just long enough, knowing she was now
Speaker 1: going to say okay and do the Bachelor because he
Speaker 1: was going to be the bachelor, right. She keeps talking
Speaker 1: about how she needed to sign Yeah. She was like,
Speaker 1: I'm not sure I got Yeah, she needed to see
Speaker 1: yeah exactly. I needed to fill your bone and the
Speaker 1: four seasons to us like village. Then we have the
Speaker 1: coach Dad to Maddie, she went to Auburn University, four
Speaker 1: state chippy to basketball, Katy, that's a big deal. That's
Speaker 1: a yeah, no, yeah, that's a really like she was
Speaker 1: she was really good. She was hit. She hit that shot.
Speaker 1: She was like genuinely impressed. Did we see her much later?
Speaker 1: Because I thought she was kind of excited she got
Speaker 1: picked Okay, she's still in it, but we didn't see much.
Speaker 1: What does she look like? Okay, Madison? Yeah, well she
Speaker 1: went on the date. She's the one on the I
Speaker 1: like that. She's the one who into the vow. I
Speaker 1: totally was I'm gonna who I unfortunately picked from our
Speaker 1: Who is the one that our hair tucked into the
Speaker 1: tube top Jade? Which one is the flight attendants? Who
Speaker 1: did she? She didn't pick any flight. He does not
Speaker 1: want to bone his mom. Guys, he doesn't have a mom.
Speaker 1: My number one pick was not picked. This is the
Speaker 1: first time this has ever happened, and I'm very sorry.
Speaker 1: Maybe we didn't have the officially BC bios. Also, three
Speaker 1: of the girls from our original picks did not show.
Speaker 1: They weren't even there. Who it was like, I don't
Speaker 1: know what we had. We had the cattle rancher, but
Speaker 1: they but she went no, I'm completely off. I've never
Speaker 1: been this number two. I have McKenna and Hannah and
Speaker 1: was my number two. I didn't want to choose Hannah
Speaker 1: and because I hate girl the female pilot wasn't there?
Speaker 1: That just passed away? Is truly my number one right now?
Speaker 1: Wasn't there? Lexus wasn't there. Lauren wasn't our website. A
Speaker 1: lot of people picked Haley. Actually I her, she wasn't
Speaker 1: there either. By the way, how fun was our live podcast?
Speaker 1: How fun was that doing the live fun? But clearly
Speaker 1: we were misinformed. I got Hannah and I've never done
Speaker 1: so bad. Okay, so then we have so then we
Speaker 1: have um Marissa, Marisa her. She's a patient care coordinator
Speaker 1: for a plastic surgeon. This is the one I think
Speaker 1: who was wearing the dad coach coach. She has Miss
Speaker 1: Montana tin U say she had. People would say you
Speaker 1: have a beautiful face and a bad body, which is
Speaker 1: very mean. And she didn't want to eat, but then
Speaker 1: she gained eighty pounds and she didn't take care of herself.
Speaker 1: But now she's back and she feels good and she's
Speaker 1: very sweet. I believe I had her as my number three.
Speaker 1: She still in it. I think, Okay, there you go, Marissa.
Speaker 1: I think she was my number three. I thought she
Speaker 1: did get picked. No, she didn't get Is she my
Speaker 1: number three? Um? Um, No, you did not have her.
Speaker 1: You have her. You have McKenna, Hannah Ann and Sydney Sydney.
Speaker 1: I don't know who Sydney is you have Kelly Sydney
Speaker 1: and Hannah Kelly one on Kelly is the one that
Speaker 1: he boned in the lobby. Oh cool, oh my god,
Speaker 1: and Kelsey Kylie and Lexif I have Megan, Sarah and
Speaker 1: Alexa Anna. You have Sarah, Hannah and and Megan. Alright, alright, okay,
Speaker 1: so I might have my dark horse, LEXI might come
Speaker 1: up there now though. Madison is my I think she's
Speaker 1: going to make it very far. She's the one the
Speaker 1: basketball player. Yeah, yeah, she's sweet, so cute, but she's
Speaker 1: twenty three, which I think is an issue. I think
Speaker 1: if they're all young, they're all young, they're all also
Speaker 1: says like every other word, I didn't even notice. I
Speaker 1: like every layer that I did she like. She says like,
Speaker 1: and then like, and I think I am Peter. Also
Speaker 1: everything is this is insane, and he says, I love
Speaker 1: that a lot to like. Um. Okay, So we are
Speaker 1: at the mansion and he can't believe it, and a
Speaker 1: Leiah comes out her boobs are crazy and she pulls
Speaker 1: out of her boobs and her grandma wrote her a letter,
Speaker 1: Grandma Rose, but then she didn't stay to open it,
Speaker 1: which was odd. I have to say the first, but
Speaker 1: like I felt like the first ten there was nothing
Speaker 1: wacky at it, Like it took a while. Yeah, there
Speaker 1: was the first the first ten that and they didn't
Speaker 1: even try like crystal its top and be like I
Speaker 1: feel my heart. Like there wasn't even any moments of connection.
Speaker 1: It was like I think people who were young and
Speaker 1: if you can't rent a car, you can't go on
Speaker 1: the bad Yes that's great in order you have to
Speaker 1: rent a car and drive yourself to the mansion. They're
Speaker 1: just their children like they really are. I mean, I'm
Speaker 1: sorry to anyone under listening, but like you're not married,
Speaker 1: you're not ready, Yeah, if you're not out of car.
Speaker 1: If you are, If you are ready to get married,
Speaker 1: it's probably like your college sweetheart that you've been with
Speaker 1: for four years. It's not some rando that's on TV
Speaker 1: that you've met for two weeks. But I feel like
Speaker 1: the girls from the South are a little bit more
Speaker 1: like just I think culturally for them, it's like you
Speaker 1: get married quick. So many of them are like my
Speaker 1: parents have been married for so long, so therefore like
Speaker 1: I should get married too. I think because they all
Speaker 1: talked about I always wonder because I'm like, well, my
Speaker 1: parents have been together this whole time too, but it's
Speaker 1: mostly a business contract at together was literally a dare
Speaker 1: or that. They're like, I'm not backing, like technically married,
Speaker 1: but they're like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, then be full
Speaker 1: by the numbers. Okay. So we have um okay. So
Speaker 1: then we have Sydney shows up and she she goes
Speaker 1: just because I'm Alabama, I'm not the only one. He goes, Oh, Shade.
Speaker 1: He didn't like her shading Hannah. The gals that got
Speaker 1: out of the car and shaded Hannah, he didn't like it.
Speaker 1: You do like a cute little thing, or you bring
Speaker 1: a cow. Cannah and Ann came out. She's so cute,
Speaker 1: like the and she hasn't actually crazy yet, and it's
Speaker 1: like the second she got out of the car, it's
Speaker 1: like just visually for the win, You're like, and she
Speaker 1: looked like she wasn't wearing a ship toenn of makeup either.
Speaker 1: She looks and I mean she's probably had some ship
Speaker 1: done to her face so she doesn't need but like
Speaker 1: she feels engineered to perfectly excel in the beast because
Speaker 1: these are also this is a beautiful group of women,
Speaker 1: like they're stunning and yet for some reason, that particular
Speaker 1: toy version of a human was extra engineered to win,
Speaker 1: and like, just like no drama. Here is my conspiracy theory. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: she's actually been genetically she's she's human, just that we
Speaker 1: will reach a like in a robot and that's finds
Speaker 1: out she does. He picked the robot. She's a rose baby.
Speaker 1: She was programmed by like an older producer smart when
Speaker 1: she's like, all right, daddy, O a personal Yeah? Are
Speaker 1: it didn't feel like? God? I hope she turns out.
Speaker 1: Waite who sponsors the Bachelor? Hold on? Is it? Like?
Speaker 1: Is it Amazon? Okay? Okay, okay? Is it out? It's
Speaker 1: so crazy, so exciting company. So then we have Um,
Speaker 1: Sarah was just there was a lot of people that
Speaker 1: just came out and didn't have much to say. Lauren
Speaker 1: got out with a very cute ponytail and a cute
Speaker 1: jumpsuit from Glendale. Um, Victoria. Then the jumpsuit was a
Speaker 1: nice letter jumpsuit. Yeah, are you saying the jumpsuit was
Speaker 1: from Glendale or she's she's from Glendale. Oh and it's
Speaker 1: also from the gallery. I thought the gallery. Um the Victoria,
Speaker 1: the nurse we loved did the Happy Dance. Um, so
Speaker 1: they kept the blogger who I picked kind of as
Speaker 1: a drag. She's twenty two, she's a drag, she's annoying,
Speaker 1: she's drink Yeah, Craig Cray. She was really well. She
Speaker 1: wrote in her blog a long time ago that she
Speaker 1: was going to be on this show. She was eight
Speaker 1: and the show had been for ten years. There's Kelsey
Speaker 1: the professional clothy A. What does that even means? To
Speaker 1: go shopping? I'm a prosion is thrilling me? What is
Speaker 1: happening here is thrilling me? To my is a clothy
Speaker 1: A like a wardrobe stylist, and that what really means
Speaker 1: you work in work in a store? Professional? I really
Speaker 1: think that's what. Okay, she's not making her spoke suits
Speaker 1: a clothy A Like okay, then we have um, then
Speaker 1: we have the angel wings, we have the flight attendant.
Speaker 1: She thought she was nilling like any did he keep any? Not?
Speaker 1: Whine All went home because he was like, I'm not
Speaker 1: fucking my mom. Actually I think maybe one state. I
Speaker 1: can't remember who stayed because there's so many many right now. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I can't tell them. I don't love my girl went
Speaker 1: home the earliest episodes of my least favorite because I
Speaker 1: don't know who they are yet, but that was a
Speaker 1: good one. I think all the flight tendants went home.
Speaker 1: And I have a theory that he doesn't want to
Speaker 1: get with a flight tendant because maybe they hooked up
Speaker 1: with another pilot. He knows. I'm he's too close to home.
Speaker 1: I know. I have to say Rob is the manliest guy.
Speaker 1: I love what I broke Katie's Mike stand Papa to us, Yeah, daddio, daddio.
Speaker 1: He's fixing it with a guitar pack. That's hot. Okay,
Speaker 1: So then somebody says, I'm here for the flight reasons.
Speaker 1: There was a lot that was hard to listen. And
Speaker 1: then there was the big paper airplane. Who was Madison?
Speaker 1: That one was funny. That's just like good we have
Speaker 1: the barf bag. It was just there was a Rob
Speaker 1: for the wind. Rob how about the luggage cart with
Speaker 1: the baggage and it was amazing. Wait, but I'll tell
Speaker 1: you what I think happened there. Okay, So so what's
Speaker 1: her name? Came out of the baggage and and he
Speaker 1: was standing there. Peter was standing there, going, there's not
Speaker 1: someone in there? Is there? And then we see the
Speaker 1: zipper and she climbs out. Then way later, like in
Speaker 1: the what was supposed to be the blooper part of
Speaker 1: the very end of the show, after the end credit,
Speaker 1: it's he's standing there with Chris Harrison. Unless it happened
Speaker 1: writing that, segments said it's like some David Copperfield stuff.
Speaker 1: So they had another box underneath. It must have been
Speaker 1: she could. I think she's making it. I think he
Speaker 1: was making Debbie. We zipped Debbie in a suitcase on instation. Well,
Speaker 1: I saw it. I saw her. She was tiny Debbie,
Speaker 1: and we zipped her in a suitcase. There's a video
Speaker 1: we wheeled her around in a suitcase. Yeah, but it
Speaker 1: was bigger than that. I think he was. I think
Speaker 1: I could. I think you could zip me in a
Speaker 1: sup of course you, but I bet you could zip
Speaker 1: Kierra a case. You couldn't sip. I think Kiera might
Speaker 1: have been zipped. We zipped. It was so hard time.
Speaker 1: I thought there was more room under the bed. I
Speaker 1: think he was joking saying like we could folder up
Speaker 1: the David cup Field. Oh. I thought he meant there
Speaker 1: was a false bottom and there was more room. That's
Speaker 1: also just such a wild way to show up. It
Speaker 1: was smart. Yeah. I was like, oh yeah, I met
Speaker 1: your grandpa in a suitcase. Sweet at Chris, I could
Speaker 1: have passed on. And then that's how we named you Sam.
Speaker 1: There we have the girl. There was a lot of
Speaker 1: windmill references. There's a lot of you you know what.
Speaker 1: I remember when we had Colden and there was a
Speaker 1: lot of virginity thing. This was like, I gotta suck
Speaker 1: me five him. There's a lot of like the number condoms.
Speaker 1: There a lot of condoms. How about you're gonna fall
Speaker 1: in love with my hairless see that? That was the
Speaker 1: That was lady girl who's I think Katrina or something,
Speaker 1: the one who's like you did a really funny accent
Speaker 1: when you were introducing her. She was some Chicago for
Speaker 1: the bulls. Yehowski Yeah, hairless pushy, Yeah, I have a
Speaker 1: hairless pussy cat. I didn't like that. It made me uncomfortable,
Speaker 1: just like gross and then not, okay, we're not there.
Speaker 1: So there might have Savannah who blindfolded him and then
Speaker 1: kissed him immediate. That was and she's a real estate agent.
Speaker 1: I was not into that. No, I thought it was inappropriate.
Speaker 1: Ye I didn't like that. Um Kelly said, bold girl,
Speaker 1: Kelly the attorney, you did that to a woman? Times up, Savannah,
Speaker 1: times up? And do you have a blanket I can
Speaker 1: put on my lap? So yeah, thank you. Um. So
Speaker 1: then we have Kelly gets out and he goes, look familiar.
Speaker 1: I think I dry home to you and Westlake Village.
Speaker 1: I think I might have like tried to just jam
Speaker 1: the tip through your my pants through your like wedding gown, um,
Speaker 1: right behind the lobby bar. And he goes, I was
Speaker 1: hoping she'd come by. They really had some. He was
Speaker 1: horny for her. He really really definitely haven't done it yet. No,
Speaker 1: no way, there's still it's un meet someone in a
Speaker 1: lobby and remember her name. Three months later you think
Speaker 1: you're the bachelor when you probably are getting hit on
Speaker 1: everywhere you go everywhere. Oh yeah. I don't think they
Speaker 1: consummated that. No they didn't, because then he'd be like,
Speaker 1: you'd freak out. You'd be like, oh um, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: But I'm sure she did because it was a month before.
Speaker 1: So she said, Hi, I'm Kelly, I'm gonna be on
Speaker 1: the show. But it was but his impression of her
Speaker 1: was more than just that, right, Yeah, the wich surprised
Speaker 1: me because I wasn't sure if he was like oh
Speaker 1: at first, at first it was like oh, hey, like
Speaker 1: when who was Ari? Whoever boned before Nick? So they
Speaker 1: were clearly bombed, but this one was At first I
Speaker 1: was like this he bombed, and then he was psyched
Speaker 1: and there sure and then um, we have Hannah comes
Speaker 1: back and you see him be kind of excited, and
Speaker 1: she said I had mixed emotions. And then she's like,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be great. I'm happy for you, and she
Speaker 1: gave back the wings. She's a pain, and they asked, you, guys,
Speaker 1: I'm loving it. Though I love it. I love it.
Speaker 1: I think ABC is making her to a lot of this.
Speaker 1: But the amount of unwaterproof mastera that was all over
Speaker 1: her face, well, I have a lot of theories of Okay,
Speaker 1: we're not there yet, we're not there yet. Well she
Speaker 1: would do it. Now, let's save it well and not well,
Speaker 1: crescendow on it. Um, have we gotten to the dry
Speaker 1: sense of humor? Okay? So the dry sense of humor girl,
Speaker 1: which this made me Victoria Victoria, who we found photos
Speaker 1: of online that she does modeling for allegedly White Lives Matter,
Speaker 1: which is like who knew that was even a thing?
Speaker 1: I can't And I kind of kind of I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is a dark horse, Like she kind of makes
Speaker 1: me laugh. She's kind of was in that text change. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because like talking about white lives. Yeah, I didn't know
Speaker 1: that because it's gone to a different direction. I loved
Speaker 1: her saying this, I am so happy for real was amazing,
Speaker 1: But then her saying and then having to say it
Speaker 1: twice in the night to re say, are you sure
Speaker 1: she knows that's written on the isn't that a guy's shirt?
Speaker 1: That's sometimes it's a bunch of people, like I will
Speaker 1: say sometimes so like I've done merch, and like so
Speaker 1: when you make merch, the companies can show like they
Speaker 1: can put your shirt on fake models and it makes
Speaker 1: it look like so she might have just done like
Speaker 1: a T shirt company and then this was one of
Speaker 1: the shy That's what I'm saying. I don't know, but
Speaker 1: I mean it's also possible that she did, Like there's
Speaker 1: pictures of people in my shirts that never wore my shirts.
Speaker 1: What's so weird that they sohow it would look on you?
Speaker 1: I mean, lucky them, lucky them, lucky that that your
Speaker 1: shirt was my shirt in there, which you can get on. Okay,
Speaker 1: you guys. So she looks like a Disney drawing that
Speaker 1: that girl, she's got really big dude. She's a mess,
Speaker 1: and I love it. She's gonna be the I feel
Speaker 1: like she might be the fun mess that the crowd
Speaker 1: that ends up liking. That's like, I'm going to give
Speaker 1: her the benefit of the doubt that she didn't know
Speaker 1: she was modeling for it. I hope sprised. I hope.
Speaker 1: So maybe it was just I pray it was just
Speaker 1: a generic shirt company anymore. I mean that is actually
Speaker 1: what also like the Trump people do is they take
Speaker 1: generic photos, wear like white shirts, and they write trump.
Speaker 1: She was sorry. She's not entirely white. That's where that's
Speaker 1: what I give her the benefit of the doubt. Let's
Speaker 1: give her the benefit of the wanna we have issues
Speaker 1: with people who aren't white who also support Trump in
Speaker 1: weird ways where you're like white lives from you guys.
Speaker 1: On that note, we're gonna take a break. I don't
Speaker 1: know about you, but things are getting so hot I
Speaker 1: think I gotta take your break. All right, We're back.
Speaker 1: Hi everybody, Hi, everybody? All right, So where are we Okay,
Speaker 1: So now we're in the mansion, everybody's loaded in, the
Speaker 1: gals are all threatened. I did enjoy. I did enjoy.
Speaker 1: Who was saying, Veronic I don't want to be Veronica Age?
Speaker 1: Victoria Victoria Age. I can see that. I can see
Speaker 1: being like, I don't want to be art in m
Speaker 1: I'd be Paget be like there's another Paget, and you
Speaker 1: think there'd be another art art and m Page Johnson
Speaker 1: was Victoria. Yeah, yeah, she didn't want to be a
Speaker 1: Victoria f And once you are, you are forever. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we still call Ashley I Hannaby and Hanna By. Actually
Speaker 1: you're right, we still call her Ashley I. That's how
Speaker 1: she's known to us, Like I know, but but once
Speaker 1: you're you know, going in that that's going to be
Speaker 1: Hanna Be. I mean she's Hanna By. Yeah, she's always
Speaker 1: Hanna Be. So that so then we have he goes
Speaker 1: and I find the gal that had the letter and
Speaker 1: the Grandma Rose letter and they read it and it's
Speaker 1: like she's a lover of good looks. It's like books, books, books,
Speaker 1: you idiot. I thought I was actually very cute. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I thought it was the dear bachelor. Yeah, dear bachelor,
Speaker 1: dear bachelor, don't get my grandmother your grandson like Chlamydia,
Speaker 1: dear bade, his name is yeah, bachelor, dear Johnny um.
Speaker 1: And then there was a lot of editing in really
Speaker 1: dumb phrases like like you know, like all things in life,
Speaker 1: you need to risk it for the best kit. It
Speaker 1: was just a lot of like I didn't understand what
Speaker 1: does that mean that girl was drunk on I've never yet.
Speaker 1: That was the Chicago like, bis he looks like a dime,
Speaker 1: a dime fifty I'm like, oh, he's a ten. I
Speaker 1: get it, like a dime a dime. He's got to
Speaker 1: risk it for the us. The whole day I was like,
Speaker 1: what is happening here? This was just drunk girls. They
Speaker 1: didn't do the ceremonial like it. It was like eleven am.
Speaker 1: It was bright. It wasn't even like dawn. It was like, right,
Speaker 1: trying to break down on a dime and fifty cents, right,
Speaker 1: I was trying to figure out more than a dime
Speaker 1: used to get ten out of ten, trying to decipher
Speaker 1: in two quarters or is he a diamond and nickel.
Speaker 1: I also love that we showed him, the gal that
Speaker 1: showed up driving the corvette. He then we see him
Speaker 1: later he's driving. I'm like, isn't he hammered? Is he
Speaker 1: just like drunk driving the corvette? Just like driving around
Speaker 1: that I don't drive. I don't think he like drank
Speaker 1: a lot. I don't think he has a drinker. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I actually I don't think so. Also for that, I
Speaker 1: think he kind of knows. Oh, I have to be
Speaker 1: aware in a way. But they don't usually like most
Speaker 1: of them usually drink. I think not not the actual
Speaker 1: actual contestants drink because they've got so much time on
Speaker 1: their hands. So then we have my one of my
Speaker 1: favorite moments of the initial evening. Hannah An painted him
Speaker 1: a picture of the Smoky Mountain. So many vaginas and
Speaker 1: three penis pines there there are like three penises in
Speaker 1: the lower right hand corner and then teen vagina flowers
Speaker 1: though he supposed to be vaginas for portant than the
Speaker 1: three penis, there like twenty vaginas like it was so
Speaker 1: why what I mean, do you think she even painted that?
Speaker 1: Or she said she painted it with her dad? Do
Speaker 1: you honestly, because because if she isn't android, like, do
Speaker 1: you think that the producers gave her a painting of vaginas.
Speaker 1: I think she's programmed with the ability to paint poorly,
Speaker 1: to paint so that she'd seemed more human. Good painting.
Speaker 1: It's a really bad painting, just perfectly subpar, and she
Speaker 1: she seemed it was difficult to part with it. She
Speaker 1: didn't really want to hand it. I couldn't, like I've
Speaker 1: been to Tennessee, I've been to knut Like, what what
Speaker 1: is she painting? That looked like vaginas? It's all over
Speaker 1: the smoky mountains, Like what are the vagina look like?
Speaker 1: Park vaginas? Like like an animated vagina flower and it's
Speaker 1: felt like it felt literally like like a venus fly,
Speaker 1: vagina trap, like like like a gorge, like a pink
Speaker 1: and gorge touched them. She was like, I think her
Speaker 1: dad drew the mountains in the tree and was like,
Speaker 1: I have to add something lying flower, dude, So then
Speaker 1: we see, um, we see the house. Flipper cuffed him
Speaker 1: and he was like, kissed him because he kissed Kelly.
Speaker 1: He kissed what's her name, Hannah Ann And then she
Speaker 1: cuffed him and kissed him and he was like literally
Speaker 1: not into it and was kind of like, could you
Speaker 1: uncuft me again again? If a man did that, Wan, yeah,
Speaker 1: would go yeah, what was that? Tammy? She was the flipper,
Speaker 1: She's the house flipper, Tammy. Oh. And then she like
Speaker 1: did the t s a whatever check and found a
Speaker 1: condom on him, right, And he's like that. So then
Speaker 1: he was sitting chatting with someone and my horrible number
Speaker 1: one pick, my awful kind of fashion blogger comes in
Speaker 1: and starts throwing the paper airplanes when he's like having
Speaker 1: a conversation with somebody. I couldn't even And then like
Speaker 1: she like they were like, can you give us a second?
Speaker 1: And she came back with another paper. It was such
Speaker 1: an off. It reminded me of when on Yaka had
Speaker 1: like the bullhorn and was like, I didn't like that.
Speaker 1: I didn't like that. And then McKenna kept calling or
Speaker 1: something like girl, oh you can, hey, girl, can I
Speaker 1: get a minute with him? I didn't like that. They
Speaker 1: didn't like that. I didn't like that. I don't like
Speaker 1: I don't like McKenna. So then Hannah and here we go.
Speaker 1: So Hannah ant's getting a little Olivia and she went
Speaker 1: from like Vagina painting robotron Hot front Runner just started
Speaker 1: to be like starting to show a little the Craig Craig.
Speaker 1: So she's like, can I steal for a second? Hey,
Speaker 1: I keep stealing them? Can I steal person? I just
Speaker 1: wanted to steal for second just because I want to.
Speaker 1: I wanted to do better. I wanted to. And then
Speaker 1: I was the kids. She's like with what he's like
Speaker 1: with the kids. And then I was a kiss, and uh,
Speaker 1: I couldn't believe. And I know I'm jumping ahead. It worked.
Speaker 1: He actually he gave her. She's so hot though, I
Speaker 1: think her hotness blind. It was. It was just like
Speaker 1: she was just she's gorgeous, she's and there and by
Speaker 1: the way, and he did like her. They had a
Speaker 1: good connection at first. In a sea of beautiful women.
Speaker 1: She must be because we've met a lot of these
Speaker 1: people and they're all all of them, even the ones
Speaker 1: that are not stunning or stunning in person. If she's
Speaker 1: she must be so hot in person. She must have
Speaker 1: that special something because it was her eyes and it's
Speaker 1: like that will turn up with a smile at the end.
Speaker 1: But she's so she's so fake right now. Always happens
Speaker 1: like blind because she's so hot, she's so hot. It's
Speaker 1: like I started thinking, like, why are guys like that? One?
Speaker 1: Is it about? It's just the hotness. I guess you
Speaker 1: just get mind. She's going to be like the Luke
Speaker 1: p of the season I agree with starts to become
Speaker 1: more unraveled, I agree with you, or the Olivia like
Speaker 1: the one that they're all going to hate her definitely
Speaker 1: already hate. I'm in it with you, you know together,
Speaker 1: well we had, we had, we had, so that was
Speaker 1: after your mind. But that's the thing she went and
Speaker 1: she wouldn't like like somebody stood up to her and
Speaker 1: she goes and then the pin goes, I don't know
Speaker 1: if you're being harsh or if you're fucking with you
Speaker 1: story and you're just trying to get me out of
Speaker 1: your face. And she goes, no, I want you to
Speaker 1: just go out and make a run for it, girl.
Speaker 1: And she was like seriously, like it was she looked.
Speaker 1: It was truly like dealing with an android that like
Speaker 1: you can't win. You're not gonna winked what she did.
Speaker 1: It worked, Yeah, like I got his friendship bracelets. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we'll be together forever. It's like, I don't know you
Speaker 1: that confidence that actually works, like David a guy once
Speaker 1: and I went on location and he cheated on me
Speaker 1: and we're on the phone and I was like, you
Speaker 1: cheated and he said, listen, we can either break up
Speaker 1: over it, or you can get over it and stay together.
Speaker 1: And I was like, I guess. So like when you're
Speaker 1: hammered with a confidence, sounds so reasonable. That is what
Speaker 1: she did in that android moment, like, no, I want
Speaker 1: you to go for it. She's like she's dangerous, She's
Speaker 1: I mean, there's something here. This was also this was
Speaker 1: also crazy when she so she went she was like,
Speaker 1: I want to end on a kiss. And then she
Speaker 1: had like lipstick smeared all over her face and she's
Speaker 1: tired of the producer. And she's like it was so
Speaker 1: out of the ordinary for me. Normally I'm demure and shy,
Speaker 1: but if I want something, I just go for it.
Speaker 1: It's like, which is it? Which is it? It sounds
Speaker 1: like it actually isn't out of your character. It sounds
Speaker 1: like this is every girl from her hometown hates her.
Speaker 1: I bet she had to. I don't know, but she's
Speaker 1: the one that lives at home. It's just like you,
Speaker 1: so does he. I think Peter lives at home. That's
Speaker 1: not a catch. Guys. If we're fighting for a guy,
Speaker 1: he better not live at home living with your mom. Mercedes.
Speaker 1: That's true, that's right, that's right, he affords. Yeah, seriously,
Speaker 1: it's like Westlake. The dry sense of humor. Gal came
Speaker 1: up again, hammered, and she goes, for you, I want
Speaker 1: to respect it. I really respect what you're doing. And
Speaker 1: he goes, She gos, I just wanted it. It was
Speaker 1: just like nervous when he said he didn't he respect me,
Speaker 1: and he was like, I'm sorry, what was it? And
Speaker 1: then she said, I said I said to camer but
Speaker 1: like my pussies. Really what he was like, oh, I
Speaker 1: didn't get that. Why did you get until you texted
Speaker 1: me that that's what it meant. I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: but she couldn't even in a ship outside when she
Speaker 1: first met him. She said that Joe, No, I was like,
Speaker 1: she doesn't. I don't think I hurt. Yeah, because she
Speaker 1: didn't say it. She said, so, I've been told I
Speaker 1: have a dry sense of humor, but that's the only
Speaker 1: and she looked at him with fear in his eyes,
Speaker 1: and he got where she was going and he grabbed
Speaker 1: her arms and like it's okay, and she was like,
Speaker 1: oh okay, I didn't get that. I was just like,
Speaker 1: she's trying to She did it again. She did again.
Speaker 1: I got a big wet but right here, okay, but
Speaker 1: it's and he was like, oh maybe panic and maybe
Speaker 1: it's a condition. It's it's so, it's so that's my
Speaker 1: sad story you. Oh my god. I highly recommend watching
Speaker 1: the show with subtitles. I didn't really change as much
Speaker 1: that I missed because they all mumbled, you watched the
Speaker 1: whole thing? Do I know how to turn it on? God?
Speaker 1: Bless you hear it? And I can't. I can't understand
Speaker 1: what they're saying. Watching Love Island Australia with the subtitles
Speaker 1: because I don't need to watch Bachelor Australia. Subtitle I
Speaker 1: wish we had him sometimes we need Yeah to the
Speaker 1: aqua pack. Oh watching Stillia like she kind of so hard,
Speaker 1: so she kind she cut the grass. You're like, wait,
Speaker 1: saying wish he passed and he dashed. I she passed,
Speaker 1: he did, should be devout like what is happeningstated passion,
Speaker 1: passionate and sticking out and we have a passing session.
Speaker 1: She passion. Then he laughed, she passed, and he dashed.
Speaker 1: I'd be devil. I gotta guys, you gotta get out
Speaker 1: of the patriot that I'm taking that like I wanna.
Speaker 1: It's so fun. Even if that was subtitled I thank
Speaker 1: you for reading up subtimes. Yeah, that's so. Then the
Speaker 1: wet plussy dry humor girls hammered turns out to be
Speaker 1: drunk on the first night, hamered going there is I
Speaker 1: feel so stupid. There's so many pretty women here. That's
Speaker 1: who was drunk on the first night was the wet puss.
Speaker 1: Did anybody call her as the drunk? Did she get picked? Yes? Um?
Speaker 1: And then he went and he pulled aside the gal
Speaker 1: that he dry humped in the lobby, and he goes,
Speaker 1: how are you still in the market. She's like, my face,
Speaker 1: she seems kind of normal, but then like she has
Speaker 1: she we're not there yet, but like she like she's
Speaker 1: not giving him much back except for I really didn't
Speaker 1: want to do this show, but I got a sign
Speaker 1: on the side. I grinded you. But I guess it's
Speaker 1: a bookcase lawyer though she is old enough to get married. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I like hers lying about it. You're telling me she's
Speaker 1: twenty three. I like she also like very lawyer like Kelly.
Speaker 1: She's seven, even that she doesn't look that because it
Speaker 1: wouldn't make sense, but she carries herself as as a
Speaker 1: wiser person. They're obsessed about this meeting in the lobby too.
Speaker 1: They're like, let's re enact it in I was here.
Speaker 1: Let's react when we met at there was a comic
Speaker 1: book stand right there, and I was like, your Bruce's
Speaker 1: friend Rob, And I'm like, I'm hard, thank you. Let
Speaker 1: We're gonna be friends for life. And then I grinded
Speaker 1: you and gets a Batman comment like I love the
Speaker 1: producers for having the date at that hotel, like they know,
Speaker 1: they know that something happened. We're not there yet. Well,
Speaker 1: to be honest, to be fair, there earned a lot
Speaker 1: of options out there, and he'm familiar with Westlake Village
Speaker 1: of the Four seasons. Is about the fanciest thing that was. Yeah,
Speaker 1: where his parents live. Where he lives, Westlake Village. He says,
Speaker 1: he said to her, I had not stopped thinking about you,
Speaker 1: which is weird. So then we have that. He goes
Speaker 1: he gets the rose for the first impression, Rose Hannah An,
Speaker 1: I wrote no, no, no, He fell for it, and
Speaker 1: then my number one pick, the blogger starts pounding wine
Speaker 1: as he watches her go get it like she's they're
Speaker 1: making out. She's pounding wine. She's getting drunk. Not as
Speaker 1: drunk as we Vagina, but pretty drunk. Here's my tip
Speaker 1: for anyone who's ever on the Bachelor. Don't sit near
Speaker 1: the rose to the women right, that's right, you gotta
Speaker 1: be right. So then this I've never seen it not
Speaker 1: being taken to a secondary location. Then Tammy goes, I said,
Speaker 1: we are at the roastar running. I loved Tammy saying
Speaker 1: if I got a rose, I would cartwheel torque and
Speaker 1: eat all the cheese. She did none of that. I
Speaker 1: was hoping to see it she did get a rose.
Speaker 1: I wanted to see her do a cart l torque
Speaker 1: and eat all the cheese. Um. He caught all the
Speaker 1: flight attendants um. And then he said the phrase as follows,
Speaker 1: buckle up, baby, adventure calls. That was hard. So many
Speaker 1: so many airplanes. So here we are, guys, we're on
Speaker 1: our Normally that's when a first night would end, And
Speaker 1: boy am I glad it didn't, because at first, when
Speaker 1: I saw the daunting task of having to hand right out.
Speaker 1: Three hours. I was like three hours, but then what
Speaker 1: they gave us I was like, wow, well my compliments
Speaker 1: to the ship incredible. It was so it was retually
Speaker 1: the best thing that's happened to the Hannah dessert was
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it was. I thought it was fun
Speaker 1: before that, and then that, I mean so much. So
Speaker 1: then here he is. So now we're in the third
Speaker 1: part of the show. Um, he loves planes. He's shirtless.
Speaker 1: It's like they're competing against a plane. Like, yeah, fall
Speaker 1: more in love with you. Yes, he's like a boy.
Speaker 1: He's like plane like he loves Oh yeah, I love that.
Speaker 1: I love that up there, what do you? He really
Speaker 1: does too. It's like a primal when they saw look
Speaker 1: look at it. He was shirtless, kind of hot, dad
Speaker 1: bud like like lean tall, just like like a hot improviser. Um. Um.
Speaker 1: And they're on a group date and he goes and
Speaker 1: there's a card that arrives and says, look up, see
Speaker 1: you girls soon. And they're like, although we never actually
Speaker 1: saw in the shot the girls standing near the mansion
Speaker 1: and the plane buzzing the mansion, I think they filmed
Speaker 1: it at separate times. I think, yeah, I don't. I
Speaker 1: can't imagine. I don't know Hannah and was being like
Speaker 1: insane in that moment. She was just like my friends
Speaker 1: noticed he's rewind to see what she's like. She's just
Speaker 1: she's so ready to become a spawn con. She cannot
Speaker 1: wait to be a full influencer, like it just her
Speaker 1: destiny to sell fad pit fun. Okay, So then we
Speaker 1: have um the tough lady pilots, the Blue Ages, love
Speaker 1: the Marine, and the first female Blue Angel. I loved,
Speaker 1: like that's really cool, and all the girls were like,
Speaker 1: uh huh, I loved it. They didn't understand. I love
Speaker 1: what's the Blue Angel? And and the math test did
Speaker 1: the math test and he sat Hannah and right next
Speaker 1: to in her like you know her whispering sex one
Speaker 1: mile is five thousand, two hundred and eighty Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that was I agree with you. My son knew that
Speaker 1: because he runs. He knew that, right. I was like, oh, really,
Speaker 1: she's so young. Maybe she remembers it from how high
Speaker 1: is the mile High Club? A mile? Yeah, that's I know.
Speaker 1: That's how I thought. Okay, I didn't understand that they
Speaker 1: were supposed to convert to feet. I was like, okay, alright, okay,
Speaker 1: thirty thousand feet. Someone thought a mile. The two of
Speaker 1: them thought a mile was thirty thous I didn't know
Speaker 1: a mile. I don't know. I have a two hour mile.
Speaker 1: I can run. You're right, one mile, you're right. If
Speaker 1: I was thirty thousand, you're absolutely right. I know you're right,
Speaker 1: you're right. But I would have panicked in that moment
Speaker 1: and not known. What did you I'm sure that, I'm
Speaker 1: sure they just if you hear mile High Club, you think,
Speaker 1: what did they say? We're now at ten thousand feet?
Speaker 1: You know, like, oh, I see that's where they got
Speaker 1: thirty feet and you can actually go to the bathroom anyway, Peter,
Speaker 1: So then we have so then there's an Then they
Speaker 1: also are like, are you ready to be a co pilot?
Speaker 1: And they put on the flight suits and they poor Victoria,
Speaker 1: they did what they did to Annalie's her teacups. It
Speaker 1: was amazing. It was amazing. The teacup. The teacott was amazing.
Speaker 1: First of all, the recreation of her childhood trauma, spinning
Speaker 1: and throwing up in the teacup. Like very few people
Speaker 1: can handle a contraption like I can't, Like you're supposed
Speaker 1: that would be tough on a lot of people. I
Speaker 1: would really bad interryer. I could have thrown up, for sure.
Speaker 1: I did a play that was on a turntable, and um,
Speaker 1: the other actors would have to like catch it's hard
Speaker 1: for me to walk straight. It's tough. I did one too.
Speaker 1: It's a spinning turn and you have to walk from
Speaker 1: the wings solid ground onto a plate moving. I didn't leave.
Speaker 1: You have to get used to I didn't leave to
Speaker 1: play the entire like. I was on stage the entire play,
Speaker 1: and it spun a lot, and for like two months afterwards,
Speaker 1: the world like I'd been on a boat. It was
Speaker 1: after you go skiing all night. You feel Also, that's
Speaker 1: what like Astronauts trained with ye I felt badly for
Speaker 1: And he was kind of spinning her and spinning her
Speaker 1: and she's like all right, Like I am okay, buddy.
Speaker 1: Like they didn't seem to do it to everyone. They're
Speaker 1: like for those of you who but they built that
Speaker 1: to make her throw up. And then she's like and
Speaker 1: then she ran through. That was a great Disneyland ABC.
Speaker 1: But like the Teacups, they made it scar Yeah, they're
Speaker 1: like the teacups don't go that fast. I don't know,
Speaker 1: but I would throw up on the teacot. I know
Speaker 1: people that can't go on. I can't. I can't flashback
Speaker 1: moment I went on, say traumatic for something so cute?
Speaker 1: I know. So when was it? Was it a bachelor
Speaker 1: where there was a date was on a plane where
Speaker 1: they went they did yeah, yeah, grew up and then
Speaker 1: they made out. That's right, Yeah he did. Kids, That's
Speaker 1: what they do for that. That's what they did for
Speaker 1: um Apollo thirteen comt that thing that goes up in
Speaker 1: this Yeah, you're witless if I race. You know I'm
Speaker 1: gonna you know, I'm gonna vomit. You know I'm gonna vomit. Okay,
Speaker 1: so you'll be so cute. Excuse me, let's save me. Okay,
Speaker 1: I do too, I do. That's the plan. I mean,
Speaker 1: that's the plan. So then we have the obstacle. Course,
Speaker 1: I have to say that wind machine and they look
Speaker 1: like they put VOD. That was yeah, but I think
Speaker 1: it was. I think it was like axal grease. They
Speaker 1: looked like but I felt like they were falling on
Speaker 1: their knees on pavement like they were they were falling
Speaker 1: on their knees on pavement, getting knocked over on the
Speaker 1: accellent Grez like that. Actually, I really enjoyed that we
Speaker 1: should all go do something. Let's go and do something together.
Speaker 1: Let's powerful. Those fans would be like they were all
Speaker 1: getting blown away. I felt like, we need to go
Speaker 1: do some like escape room together or something. Be fun. Okay,
Speaker 1: then had to change and then they had to change
Speaker 1: the front of the camera. I get the luggage key,
Speaker 1: and then they were so pissed that Kelly cheated. Kelly
Speaker 1: cheated in that one does not stand with me as well.
Speaker 1: Kelly did cheat chet book of who won the Yeah
Speaker 1: you know what. Nobody hauled him out. No one said hey, sorry, no,
Speaker 1: no, no no, no, yeah, we were to my mind, it's
Speaker 1: not even her, like it should be the producers or
Speaker 1: like they should be like, I'm sorry Kelly, and you
Speaker 1: didn't go out. I think she just didn't even know
Speaker 1: that Key has a better chance. Yeah, yeah, sorry, Tammy.
Speaker 1: Let's be real. Let's be real, Tammy your house. You
Speaker 1: gave a really creepy like handcuff that he was actually like,
Speaker 1: please on cuff for me, so we can't do the
Speaker 1: first date with you. Um So then she wins, Kelly wins,
Speaker 1: and they go up in the plane and have no chemistry.
Speaker 1: She she's like, oh, look at that, like there's okay,
Speaker 1: time to go back. It's like that's when you're supposed
Speaker 1: to take that, and she did. They do we have
Speaker 1: WiFi because we're really connected, and he goes, oh, love
Speaker 1: love that, he said, I love that. I thought he
Speaker 1: was getting nice because he didn't know what to say
Speaker 1: tells the whole time because he kept saying like, I
Speaker 1: love that. I think he was trying to be kind,
Speaker 1: you know. I think it's just like a just like
Speaker 1: a good kid. Yeah, yeah, I think he really did.
Speaker 1: How old is how old are you? An? I'm so
Speaker 1: you could have been a senior and he could have
Speaker 1: been a junior and you could have dated him. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and what I don't imagine and like like, yeah, that's
Speaker 1: really fun. I like this guy's a cornball. I smoke.
Speaker 1: We Yeah, I really probably wouldn't have been like yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: where I would be like, yeah, I'm sneaking out to
Speaker 1: the back of the school. Yeah, would be edgy. It's
Speaker 1: like wheaty in the cornball. So then we have um.
Speaker 1: It was it was really like not like in my mind,
Speaker 1: you get up there, you have this one moment, there's
Speaker 1: thirty twenty girls still, Like it's so many people. You
Speaker 1: want to get any connection is early. You want to
Speaker 1: like take that moment and be like wow, to see
Speaker 1: you in your element, like doing your thing like anything
Speaker 1: she literally brought. She had like no sexual energy, There
Speaker 1: was no intimacy. There was no even like I'm nervous
Speaker 1: but I'm gonna hold your hand or whatever, like or
Speaker 1: I know you're like, there was nothing you take that
Speaker 1: little moment alone, nothing did you feel that? Basic? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like it's not it's not progressing, but like basic
Speaker 1: could be there with but like you be basic and flirty,
Speaker 1: basic and like it's still stuck in that like Opening Night,
Speaker 1: like yeah, it's really me. Yeah, she feels like she's
Speaker 1: playing at safe, but she seems like someone who does
Speaker 1: that because like you know, she went to law school
Speaker 1: like every other human being in her family, and that
Speaker 1: her father's law. She worked with their creepy brothers that
Speaker 1: feel like Joejoe's brothers. Yes, they feel like Jojoe's brother
Speaker 1: So she's like the only woman kiss here on the bath,
Speaker 1: like to question you if you could send this chair
Speaker 1: when you're right when Jo's brothers kissed her on the mouth.
Speaker 1: I will never if my brother ever even gave me
Speaker 1: a handshake out with okay, and I love my brother,
Speaker 1: I love them Okay. So then we have UM. So
Speaker 1: then they come back and she goes to and they're
Speaker 1: like it's like they were like, how is that? And
Speaker 1: it was like silence when they go, silence when they're
Speaker 1: and then she's sitting here going is so weird? Were
Speaker 1: sitting in the lobby like that, like I got he
Speaker 1: sucked me in this lobby a month ago, like I
Speaker 1: sucked in this lobby. But they were so weirder than
Speaker 1: One person was like I have to tell you you cheated,
Speaker 1: like your win wasn't really a win. You cheated in
Speaker 1: a court of law, Kelly, that one in stand Maybe
Speaker 1: you should figure it out, okay, And she was literally like, oh,
Speaker 1: I didn't know there were rules. It's like what I know?
Speaker 1: And yet I've planned The producers like father, they kuind
Speaker 1: have just called. They didn't. They wanted her to win.
Speaker 1: They did, so then um victory goes. This is scary
Speaker 1: and uncomfortable and out of my comfort zone. No one's
Speaker 1: ever when you came in to ask if I was
Speaker 1: okay after I threw up, no one's ever cared. That
Speaker 1: made me sad for her. She think it's true. Yes,
Speaker 1: this is the same hot girl that said no one
Speaker 1: ever gave her flowers. Think she raised her sister from
Speaker 1: when she was like four and her mom was an
Speaker 1: addicted her dad died. I didn't know that, you guys,
Speaker 1: Tyler Tyler C tweeted Peter gave a girl a bottle
Speaker 1: of water and checked on her, and she said that's
Speaker 1: the best she's ever been treated. We gotta do better, man,
Speaker 1: which I thought was she's also the one who had
Speaker 1: never gotten flowers, right, Yes, And he ran outside and
Speaker 1: he picked the fake flowers that were planted waiting for
Speaker 1: him in the garden right outside his window. That was
Speaker 1: a good job by him. It was so sweet. And yeah,
Speaker 1: because when you look at that picture she and her
Speaker 1: little sister, it's like, I didn't know that was sad
Speaker 1: with her. Do you think she was like, is this
Speaker 1: the rose? Are we? I know it was weird and
Speaker 1: you're like, are we doing this? That's why he had
Speaker 1: four fake peonies? Yeah, yeah, and they kind of look
Speaker 1: like roses, but they were clearly but Michael me too.
Speaker 1: And then he didn't he didn't. He gave it Vitoria. Yeah, Victoria,
Speaker 1: I'll give you fake roses Roses, so then we have
Speaker 1: um you guys. I just had a flashback. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: oh my god. I just had aback. When I first
Speaker 1: moved to New York, I auditioned to go be in
Speaker 1: the Stella Adler Conservatory and I just needed to do
Speaker 1: a five minute piece. So I just I wrote and
Speaker 1: did a one woman five minute version of the Glass Minagerie.
Speaker 1: And I said like, yeah, and I go blue. I
Speaker 1: was like, you you used to call me blue roses
Speaker 1: because you asked me what was wrong with me? And
Speaker 1: I said blue roses, but you thought that I said
Speaker 1: blue roses and they were like, um, can you come
Speaker 1: back with a prepared like and I was like, blue
Speaker 1: out your candles, Laura. I knew as soon as I
Speaker 1: started it wasn't gonna fly like and I still had
Speaker 1: to commit, like I still had to execute the entire thing.
Speaker 1: I did that. I did that whole like I actually
Speaker 1: did that. I did get in, but it was like
Speaker 1: not with that. It was like so brutal pling that
Speaker 1: in your interpretation because they're like supposed to be fro Missouri.
Speaker 1: I think in the place. Yeah, I love the interpretation.
Speaker 1: She's like New York. You called me, you said because
Speaker 1: I said parosil maybe I said plarocious, and I said,
Speaker 1: you said that, I said plar roses, blue candles, Laura,
Speaker 1: I would accept you because I'd be like, she's nup
Speaker 1: as me. As I mentioned before, I do had my
Speaker 1: class animal collection. I'm not even exaggerating. That's what I did.
Speaker 1: And I knew it. I knew it was bad. I
Speaker 1: knew it was the wrong call immediately, but I nothing
Speaker 1: else prepared. I had to just commit. Okay, guys, we're back.
Speaker 1: You know what, Let's take a break on that for
Speaker 1: a second. Oh, bone zone. Time for the bone zone,
Speaker 1: and we're back. Hi, everybody, Okay. So he's just given
Speaker 1: the roses, and he was a gentleman. I feel badly
Speaker 1: for her that she had never gotten flowers. I know,
Speaker 1: I know, and she had never gotten flowers. I still
Speaker 1: didn't get the rose. Gill didn't get the rose. Um
Speaker 1: and then we have UM. So then he goes and
Speaker 1: grabs Kelly. He's like, should we re enact our meeting?
Speaker 1: And um and she get him though didn't she already?
Speaker 1: She went in Hannah and him. I don't blame her
Speaker 1: the whole one on. She'd already had a whole day,
Speaker 1: I know, but early on. You gotta do what you
Speaker 1: guys do. Have you guys stated competition? Girls? Yeah, all
Speaker 1: here for you to go meet him too. You know,
Speaker 1: I am here for you to go. I mean being
Speaker 1: very transparent with me, and I understand, but like, I
Speaker 1: want you to go, girl, go make a run for it,
Speaker 1: make a run, make a program down for a little bit.
Speaker 1: Let me make a run for it. It's so condescending.
Speaker 1: What if they find her staring at a wall. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, she's just like plugged in. She's small wonder.
Speaker 1: She is small wonder. She's hot, small wonder. So then
Speaker 1: they have um. So then he goes, hey, don't let
Speaker 1: it affect you. I know you've got a target on
Speaker 1: your back. She's like day thing that. And then and
Speaker 1: they're like, so, let's just say where was it? And
Speaker 1: he goes, and I think you'd be sitting right up here.
Speaker 1: He wanted her to spread her legs so he could
Speaker 1: dry I felt like he wanted her to get into
Speaker 1: make out with a dry hump, but she was like,
Speaker 1: I'm a lawyer and a lady and I'm going to
Speaker 1: side saddle this kiss I missed all. I think he
Speaker 1: on it, like he had a real like I'm putting
Speaker 1: you on the bar. I think he wanted to go
Speaker 1: in for a like where she would like wrap her
Speaker 1: legs around him, but she was like, not yet, Bro,
Speaker 1: maybe they did that. When maybe they did that, I
Speaker 1: was wondering, do you think maybe they didn't. Maybe that's
Speaker 1: how they kid. She's like, she doesn't want to do it.
Speaker 1: She's like, I've got a mini skirt on and I'm
Speaker 1: a lawyer. So what do you think really happened? He
Speaker 1: was trying to reenact the dry hump. Think that was
Speaker 1: your impression. I know I thought he'd been away from
Speaker 1: the screen to eat a potato skin at this point
Speaker 1: because I don't know what you're talking. You're a good cook,
Speaker 1: aren't you, But no, Steve makes frozen appetizers for the
Speaker 1: first night of Bachelor. That's that's the most spectacular, that's
Speaker 1: ritual of a marriage you could ever have. Okay, so
Speaker 1: then we have Okay, we're just gonna keep it moving
Speaker 1: because it was a three hour premiere, Okay, so a
Speaker 1: three hour tour that's what was to So then we
Speaker 1: see the target on the back. So then so then
Speaker 1: then they come back and people like, that's not fair.
Speaker 1: You've already talked to him. That's not fair. And then um,
Speaker 1: so then we have a one on one day. I
Speaker 1: couldn't believe there was another one on one day and
Speaker 1: another group day. It was like this was insane. It
Speaker 1: was like a full season of television. And so they
Speaker 1: go they go Madison. The basketball player goes to his
Speaker 1: parents house where they're renewing their vack. Do you think
Speaker 1: that they decided to ruin you their vows that just
Speaker 1: happened to parents are eating. They are like, Peter is
Speaker 1: going to be famous, but we will too, Like they're
Speaker 1: so weird. Mustache the mom they love it. It's actually
Speaker 1: really like the mom. She's really fun. She's always like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I know she's fine, and she's and
Speaker 1: then she's nice to the girls, like she's warm. I
Speaker 1: will say, recite that fifteen line verse we always say
Speaker 1: in Spanish. Right now. She also somebody emailed us a
Speaker 1: fan of ours email. Doesn't they found a clip and
Speaker 1: we haven't played it. I don't looked at it. You
Speaker 1: we have to look at it. They they compiled for
Speaker 1: us a clip he was on like a there was
Speaker 1: like a survivor for kids, like he was like a
Speaker 1: twelve year old survivor. And then somebody combined, we'll have
Speaker 1: we'll play it afterwards. They compiled for us. So this
Speaker 1: kid's been trying to be on TV and he was
Speaker 1: like a filmed actor and she was twelve and he
Speaker 1: was like a failed actor. They've they've they've been southern
Speaker 1: California trying to get him on the television. So it
Speaker 1: was just like a sweet where his parents on the
Speaker 1: I don't know, we have to watch it later. So
Speaker 1: then so they do the renewing of the vows, and um,
Speaker 1: they loved their close up. My dear sweetheart, I bless
Speaker 1: you and live with the love for you, and I
Speaker 1: told you with all my heart I love you, and
Speaker 1: the dad was weeping and and then they threw it
Speaker 1: right at her and she catches the bouquet and problem,
Speaker 1: of course throw it right. But she really fit right in.
Speaker 1: I have to say, I felt like she rose to
Speaker 1: the challenge and was charming. I liked her. She didn't
Speaker 1: feel like there was like a super huge connection between
Speaker 1: her and the mom, though not enough for the mom
Speaker 1: to be like bring her home to us unless they
Speaker 1: meet again, which could happen. I mean it's hard on
Speaker 1: a first date, but I thought she was sweet enough
Speaker 1: to be to not be like kicked out. And then
Speaker 1: she goes, I feel like I've known you my whole life,
Speaker 1: Like when I'm with you, I feel like I'm home.
Speaker 1: And then she said, you remind me of my dad.
Speaker 1: I want to marry someone like my dad. God, I
Speaker 1: could not less want to marry someone. That's something you
Speaker 1: should try and a voidge yourself. That's so, do not
Speaker 1: marry your father. Yea, So he must have he must
Speaker 1: really like her if he took her on this date.
Speaker 1: He's obsessed with anyone who's obsessed with their family. He
Speaker 1: just takes a breath to be like, I really appreciate
Speaker 1: she loves his family. I mean they're his best friends
Speaker 1: before his family, before he was on Bachelor, the only
Speaker 1: people he ever instagrammed photos with, like who he was
Speaker 1: hanging out with was his family. There was like like,
Speaker 1: he's there's his dad. There's such a corn. He's also
Speaker 1: like flying around, so he's not at home. So it's
Speaker 1: like if you're gone all the time and then you
Speaker 1: live at home, get it? I mean I literally was
Speaker 1: watching that and I like even said to my friends,
Speaker 1: I was like, I wish I had a family that
Speaker 1: was closely Yeah, I mean I love my family. Look
Speaker 1: if I lived at home, I can see how it
Speaker 1: would be very easy to like fall into that pattern.
Speaker 1: You gotta get out. You gotta cut the curd kids,
Speaker 1: no matter how many roommates you gotta have to afford
Speaker 1: be able to do it. You gotta you gotta get out. Okay,
Speaker 1: could I say one thing as a sign that said
Speaker 1: the Webers? It was an apostrophe for the before the
Speaker 1: s not needed thank you. Someone let them know thank you,
Speaker 1: thank you Weber Webber, Webber, Sorry Webber, but it was
Speaker 1: it was w E b E R apostrophees I needed that.
Speaker 1: You know, there's long to the Webber's. It would be Webber's.
Speaker 1: You know, there's a lot of we could do a
Speaker 1: lot of grammar stuff on this show. She said, it
Speaker 1: feels that I watched her and start to shut down
Speaker 1: because she's like, wow, like I really like you. And
Speaker 1: then I watched like a storm cloud come in where
Speaker 1: she goes but it's gonna be hard to share you
Speaker 1: with the other girls, and it's gonna be hard. I'm
Speaker 1: a cautious person. I'm slowing relationships. And then I like,
Speaker 1: I watched all the like she was like a wide
Speaker 1: open book, and then the storm clouds rose in. He
Speaker 1: was like, hey, hey, hey girl, hey girl, I see
Speaker 1: your heart. I'm gonna protect your heart. Theory, so we
Speaker 1: we find out someone like in the Coming up and
Speaker 1: says she's gonna be the virgin. She's gotta be the virgin.
Speaker 1: All that time, I thought the same thing. I thought
Speaker 1: the same a virgin five and especially she's like, it's
Speaker 1: going to be hard to see you with other people. No, no,
Speaker 1: I agree with that. I'm slow. I agree with you.
Speaker 1: And she's gonna and she might take herself out if
Speaker 1: she finds out that he did it with somebody else.
Speaker 1: Of course he doesn't. Of course he did, because he's
Speaker 1: the bachelor and he sucked four times. Do you think
Speaker 1: we learned that she's no, Maybe it comes on later
Speaker 1: on because they have to do stories about their sex
Speaker 1: lives upcoming. She's not on the group's on the group.
Speaker 1: She's on the one I wanted. Because we even hear
Speaker 1: someone say why she wait so long to tell him?
Speaker 1: She yea, it's got to be her. I thought the
Speaker 1: same thing. I thought that was her. So then they
Speaker 1: go back there like that. He's like, Dad's not at
Speaker 1: all and then they round the bed and there's and
Speaker 1: they're basically at like a reception for a wedding for
Speaker 1: their parents fell but they have to have the stage
Speaker 1: for forty minutes. I have to say. I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm starting to drink the kool aid. And I was like,
Speaker 1: all right, I didn't mind this toneil lard zone. I
Speaker 1: thought her outfit was crazy with her sleeves that had
Speaker 1: a cape sleeves. I was like, I'm here for this
Speaker 1: crazy til arch. There's a captain playing pianos. Captain captain
Speaker 1: and arks, Yeah, that would be great. I would pay
Speaker 1: you money. I want to buy you an Amazon captain's
Speaker 1: outface and I wanted you to call yourself the captain
Speaker 1: and you can be the captain and consider having to
Speaker 1: nil a feature on one ear. Try a good idea,
Speaker 1: good thinking. Let's get on this show. How do you
Speaker 1: get caught up? Like, how do you get bachelor to
Speaker 1: hire you for a date? We try, We try that.
Speaker 1: We tried to get me to go on. When Danielle
Speaker 1: um M was on Paradise. We tried. My manager tried
Speaker 1: to get me to go on and like give advice
Speaker 1: in a hot tub and then have Danielle go on
Speaker 1: a date and have Rob's band be there, and they
Speaker 1: didn't get back to us. Still waiting for that call.
Speaker 1: So does that tell your followers to inundate them with tweets? Yes?
Speaker 1: Than Bachelor ABC. Yeah, if you're not a hashtag, don't
Speaker 1: worry about whether he's tired or not. Worry more about
Speaker 1: getting him on the ABC on loloader for Bachelor son
Speaker 1: and then where it will be part to your band. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and we each carry one piece of equipment exactly. I
Speaker 1: want to be your tamin out of your tambourine girl.
Speaker 1: Then we have a we're a weird Stevie Nicks thing
Speaker 1: and just dancing a circle like a witch, and then
Speaker 1: I'll throw up and you have to deal with this
Speaker 1: on a very special wrath. When I grew up tching
Speaker 1: like a witch on your stitch and you brought me water,
Speaker 1: I felt so steen, I felt so taken care of.
Speaker 1: Now would he never let me be a tambourine girl before?
Speaker 1: And you can for me? And then I'm like, I'm sorry?
Speaker 1: Which one were you, And then like he didn't remember.
Speaker 1: There are a couple of women vomited. He didn't remember.
Speaker 1: I was special. So then we has a group date.
Speaker 1: Oh you guys, here we go black butter cop This
Speaker 1: is where about Katie's theories. I already thought it was
Speaker 1: a great episode. I was already like, this is long,
Speaker 1: but great. The east his back bitches is what she said,
Speaker 1: which I didn't like. That was a real bummer. I
Speaker 1: didn't like it, like her being there. I was like,
Speaker 1: oh God, putting yourself the senior that will not go away,
Speaker 1: that graduated last year, Like it's over. You funked up.
Speaker 1: You picked Jed Tyler went on to dot it didn't work.
Speaker 1: You did Dancing with the Stars. Just go away. She
Speaker 1: really likes the screen time, man. So then I also
Speaker 1: talking about the windmill here I can't. Again I can,
Speaker 1: and then again I can't. And then we cast it.
Speaker 1: It's a romantic but I he just is she just sweet?
Speaker 1: And then this pilot took me do it wasn't SiO.
Speaker 1: It had a windmill, and then we did it, and
Speaker 1: then did it, and then in the morning we did
Speaker 1: it again. My little fashioned and that it was producers
Speaker 1: made her do that because I felt like she hated it. No,
Speaker 1: she doesn't have a contract with them. She's she's for cry. No,
Speaker 1: she doesn't not anymore tears. It feels like she is
Speaker 1: like she's smiling and then goes behind the scenes and
Speaker 1: just like we know she's crazy. And this was also
Speaker 1: so this is probably film less fault. She had a
Speaker 1: contract with ABC at that time. She was on Dancing
Speaker 1: with I know, but she didn't have to do that.
Speaker 1: And she's so crazy and I think she knows, she
Speaker 1: knows she blew it. She blew it. And then Tyler
Speaker 1: went on to jiujihadd like, here's the other thing about her.
Speaker 1: She does not like to lose. She doesn't she's weirdly competitive.
Speaker 1: And she gets there all those girls and I think
Speaker 1: somebody kicks in and she's like, I gotta win this. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're right, You're absolutely right. You're not. No, but I
Speaker 1: got to what date was happening while she was on
Speaker 1: Dance with her, because when he walked in the room
Speaker 1: was hey, birthday girl. She was on Dance with daring
Speaker 1: her birthday and then Uma awful like figured out the
Speaker 1: dates and that that date that like that when she
Speaker 1: was around there was like the day after, so she
Speaker 1: had a really hard night on Dance with the Stars
Speaker 1: and the judges were like that was good to her,
Speaker 1: where they like literally had to go back and be like,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, we were so mean to you. And it
Speaker 1: was the day after that, so she could have been
Speaker 1: suffering a little bit. She was tired. I know that, dude.
Speaker 1: I think, good work. Do you want me to get
Speaker 1: my theory? Yeah, ask her to be on the show,
Speaker 1: and she's gonna say no obviously because she can't because
Speaker 1: she's but they're also going to play up that the
Speaker 1: other girls go nuts. But then I think I kind
Speaker 1: of feel like he's going to go back to her.
Speaker 1: Maybe Yeah, I don't think we're done with her. I
Speaker 1: don't think he's going so she's gonna leave, and then
Speaker 1: he's gonna make it so far and it's going to
Speaker 1: be like Hannah and towards that he's gonna like Madison.
Speaker 1: It's like, obviously she if she's going to show up again,
Speaker 1: and then and then the other ones fucking suck. Whoever
Speaker 1: else there sucks, and so then he's gonna like he's
Speaker 1: gonna say she's talking about what's his name, Chris Harrison
Speaker 1: who goes to him goes. I have some news this year.
Speaker 1: Maybe Hannah went back as well and was like I
Speaker 1: can't stop thinking about him, which is what I tell
Speaker 1: him up Ari and and whatever the wife's name is.
Speaker 1: Do you think she wins? I don't know, because I
Speaker 1: think he's not going to choose anyone, because I do
Speaker 1: think Madison is, Like, I think something's gonna happen with
Speaker 1: her being a virgin of him fucking someone else, Like
Speaker 1: that's going to suck it up for Madison. Yeah, the girl,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, probably maybe I think I think
Speaker 1: Hannah be is gonna come back somehow. Yeah, honestly she can't.
Speaker 1: That was right because she wins Dancing with the Star,
Speaker 1: So she's not going to go around the world to
Speaker 1: where whatever country is sponsored. That's a great theory, Katie, Katie,
Speaker 1: when did Dancing with the Stars and what months recently?
Speaker 1: I think very recent? Hold on, let me look at it.
Speaker 1: This is thrilling. Means they still have a minimum two
Speaker 1: more episodes to shoot of The Bachelor right now. No,
Speaker 1: they're all done. They always done done, They're always done
Speaker 1: before they finished it and then edit it. Then they
Speaker 1: edit it. Yeah, because they have to know how to
Speaker 1: fake it. Won They won November, all right, oh here
Speaker 1: it is November. They won because Alan posted it all
Speaker 1: her dance parnders so cute, and I think they should
Speaker 1: have fucked you guys, you guys, you guys. So wait
Speaker 1: a minute. So then she goes so then she gives
Speaker 1: this awful assignment that you have to tell this story
Speaker 1: about a sexual experience or a fantasy. I have so
Speaker 1: many good ones, do you yes? Tuning in fantasies are
Speaker 1: a memory, fantasies, fantasies it wait, I will say this.
Speaker 1: I just after watching the end of Fleabag, I did
Speaker 1: go online and look up clergy porn. There's a lot
Speaker 1: and it's really oh my god. I found this old
Speaker 1: Italian movie. You're speaking Italian and it's just dirty and
Speaker 1: hot and weird. Yeah. This guy that's one standing outside
Speaker 1: the door, and I'm like, i's he gonna join it?
Speaker 1: He said that after after Fleaback season two, that's what
Speaker 1: hard me go do it. Apparently they said that there
Speaker 1: was like a whole uptick and international in people. I
Speaker 1: started searching for priests and stuff, clergy not even religious.
Speaker 1: If you're not religious, I come the media. I I
Speaker 1: can't believe I'm saying it. That was me imitating Hardon.
Speaker 1: That's how I sound like. It's like a Cardinal and
Speaker 1: the Old Man. Yeah. Have you watch Fleaback? Okay, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I know, I love it. But that's what I didn't find,
Speaker 1: like an American amateur New Jersey, you know, it was
Speaker 1: it was, for some reason, a vein of Italian for
Speaker 1: such a Catholic country. Yeah it was even hotter. Yeah good,
Speaker 1: that's exciting. Okay. So then so then he goes and
Speaker 1: he's and he's like rattled, and he's like it was
Speaker 1: really weird, saying Hannah, and then we see her weeping
Speaker 1: behind the windmill, and a producer was talking to her
Speaker 1: and he's like, how are you feeling? Just like, I
Speaker 1: don't know, I don't know. I loved him. So then
Speaker 1: so she's crying, her non waterproof escarat is a mess,
Speaker 1: but I loved it back back. And then he grounds
Speaker 1: the bed and he's like, hey, birthday girl. She's like,
Speaker 1: how are you? Just like not, okay, it's so weird.
Speaker 1: I'm really sorry. And then um when he goes like
Speaker 1: how was it when he first came back that night,
Speaker 1: She's like it was terrible bringing the wings back. No
Speaker 1: matter what, my heart was confused and really fucked up.
Speaker 1: And this is when he really brought it and I was.
Speaker 1: He was not mad about Jed. He was mad about
Speaker 1: her asking out Tyler and him saying I didn't want
Speaker 1: want I don't want to be your number three. He
Speaker 1: had such a good point, like anybody could be fooled
Speaker 1: to make the wrong choice, but like, okay, He's like,
Speaker 1: I had no doubts about you. I went to that
Speaker 1: after the final rows. I was ready for you to go.
Speaker 1: I made a mistake. I'd like to give it a
Speaker 1: go with you. And then you asked out Tyler. And
Speaker 1: then when he said did you even think about asking
Speaker 1: out me? Was there any you could tell? She didn't.
Speaker 1: You could see in her whole eye she had a
Speaker 1: valid points, like I thought you wanted to be bachelor.
Speaker 1: Also like I wasn't trying to like drum up all
Speaker 1: this ship for you again because you were trying to
Speaker 1: get over, which is like they were both in valid positions.
Speaker 1: I thought, like, who was this run around? Who was
Speaker 1: number two? Tyler? Tyler? Tyler? That sorry, I also would
Speaker 1: have asked out Tyler over Tyler was so hot I
Speaker 1: think it's that there is an element to Hannahby at
Speaker 1: this point, especially in that moment where she's just embarrassed.
Speaker 1: Of course, she's now chasing after number three and he's
Speaker 1: the bachelor, and I can see these tears and probably
Speaker 1: exhaustion from Dancy, and she's so hyper competitive that she's
Speaker 1: flipped out and she knows, she knows how embarrassing that
Speaker 1: she blew. But let's just say with the Tyler situation,
Speaker 1: she knows she had these two great guys. Tyler and
Speaker 1: Peter were both great guys, and they were really lovely guys,
Speaker 1: and she picked this ship ball after dragging people through
Speaker 1: Luke all season. But she had these two nice, hot
Speaker 1: gentlemen who really love, like sincerely seemed to love her,
Speaker 1: and she fucked up. And then she tried with Tyler,
Speaker 1: who then ghosted her and immediately did Gigi had to
Speaker 1: eat after he probably sucked her. He did, they hooked
Speaker 1: up and anyone did you geeawd need? So she's embarrassed
Speaker 1: and now she's got nothing and the franchise is moving
Speaker 1: on and she's trying and he's about to be the
Speaker 1: bachelor's and she's just that this is pathetic. This is pathetic,
Speaker 1: how embarrassing? Embarrassing when he's like, what would you say
Speaker 1: if I asked you to come back? And she was like, well,
Speaker 1: maybe you know you can't do this. You don't really
Speaker 1: want to go back in there. If I was his
Speaker 1: friend to be like, you can't. You gotta say, hey, man,
Speaker 1: I gotta do this journey. And then I'm on and
Speaker 1: I know maybe this isn't He loved her like we
Speaker 1: all have people that like get us. We all like
Speaker 1: back in the day, I feel like all of us
Speaker 1: have people that are really bad for us, so that
Speaker 1: when they beat their puppy dog eyes and so he's
Speaker 1: and he's like, do you regret sending me home? She's like, yeah, Peter,
Speaker 1: I question it all the time. And he goes, ha,
Speaker 1: zero doubt. I know, had no doubt. And she said
Speaker 1: I had no doubt that it was you and Jet
Speaker 1: at the end. Then what I was, I don't I
Speaker 1: don't like really funk with her so hard and like
Speaker 1: shame her for having sex that she like got her
Speaker 1: judgment clouded on. Peter like, I just don't know, like
Speaker 1: that that was the thing. It was like me like
Speaker 1: he looked like, wait, you never told me that. It's
Speaker 1: like they probably cut out him saying that. The like
Speaker 1: then like why did he? Yeah, we did every aspect
Speaker 1: of That's when I was like, wait was it. She's like,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be you and Jed going to my family.
Speaker 1: It's like, then, why was it? Tyler said? He goes,
Speaker 1: you never told me that? Like She's like yeah, And
Speaker 1: I was like, what is happening? And I was like that,
Speaker 1: but it wasn't you and Jedd. He seems genuinely be fuddled,
Speaker 1: really genuinely painfully confused, as if he's questioning his judgment
Speaker 1: and did he misremember. It was hard to watch, Honestly,
Speaker 1: I felt like, that's a good guy who's really struggling
Speaker 1: with Wait, what happened? Now? I don't know why I'm here? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I missing? Why am I doing this? She tell me
Speaker 1: I did I love her? Like he looked paint and
Speaker 1: then a clearly I believe he loved her, and he
Speaker 1: goes see her. I just wanted to kiss her, and like,
Speaker 1: I mean, if you do it with her, I just
Speaker 1: wanted to keep looking at her and beat him. He
Speaker 1: loves her, and like if you do it with somebody
Speaker 1: four times in a windmill, that you love, and that's
Speaker 1: the last time you really interactive with them. And there
Speaker 1: they are and they're crying, and they're like like like,
Speaker 1: if you really really love someone, you can put all
Speaker 1: those feelings aside because you're like, I'm about to be
Speaker 1: the bachelor, about to meet all these new second in
Speaker 1: the room with them, and they're just the two of you.
Speaker 1: You're coming back when he finds out, Yeah, we're going
Speaker 1: to go on a date with Yeah, that's exactly right. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And then and then she goes, you know what did it?
Speaker 1: Do you know why? What did it say? Three? I
Speaker 1: don't know what this? Oh? That was Chris Harrison doing jokes.
Speaker 1: Do you know where the cow? She was like, do
Speaker 1: you know why? The cow? Was like, yeah, I think
Speaker 1: you guys. I I loved it. I felt badly for him.
Speaker 1: I at least we know the season happens, oh, Dancing
Speaker 1: with the Stars, so we'll have some time. I loved
Speaker 1: it to process our own emotion. I thought it was
Speaker 1: so exciting. I felt bad for him. I think we
Speaker 1: have I kind of hope she enters the mansion. I'll
Speaker 1: think she'll show back up after dancing is done. When
Speaker 1: it's down to the final three, I will say so. Um.
Speaker 1: Karen McCullough texted me this morning. She's done our podcast before.
Speaker 1: She's the wonderful woman who wrote Legally Blonde. She she
Speaker 1: just thought it was such a rude move that it
Speaker 1: made that Hannah now has all this good will from
Speaker 1: Dancing in the Stars, and it makes her look kind
Speaker 1: of cold and bitchy to come back, and it makes
Speaker 1: her look unkind to like take your goodwill, like go
Speaker 1: become a correspondent for E Like you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: It's like, go find a real guy and move on.
Speaker 1: And it seems cruel to come back and do that.
Speaker 1: That's what. But that's that she's not going to say.
Speaker 1: But it's too late now, she's already she's already got
Speaker 1: to stay because she knew she wasn't going to stay
Speaker 1: because she was on Dancing with the Stars. So it
Speaker 1: was I'm going to have a backup TV job. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go and try to get on. I think that
Speaker 1: I think that the key is how competitive she I
Speaker 1: also think a lot of it is maybe if she
Speaker 1: had that awful of the episode the night before I'm
Speaker 1: about to be kicked off this show, the need to
Speaker 1: back up. I think You're absolutely right. And I think
Speaker 1: a lot of them get addicted to being in the franchise,
Speaker 1: so like, once you've been the Bachelor, it's hard. It's
Speaker 1: hard to like, what are you gonna go to Paradise?
Speaker 1: Like it's like it's like you're done. Oh, she'll absolutely
Speaker 1: if this doesn't happen, if she never comes back to
Speaker 1: Peter's season, she'll she'll be the biggest star in Paradise. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's I think people don't know what to do when
Speaker 1: when it doesn't end with a wedding. Side I do
Speaker 1: kind of like watching I loved it. I loved it,
Speaker 1: and she is super cute. She has become a very
Speaker 1: professional train wreck. I didn't know she was gonna be upboard,
Speaker 1: and I thought she couldn't put out And now she's
Speaker 1: cruel yeah, and desperate yet and weepy and it wasn't.
Speaker 1: At one point she was rubbing yea Garris stain under
Speaker 1: her She was rubbing it like to make I think
Speaker 1: she might end up being the villain. Before we do
Speaker 1: our predictions for the season, I have one question for Katie. Okay,
Speaker 1: So Jade of Jade and Tanner allegedly she went a
Speaker 1: million dollars doing fantasy football, but then people are so mad.
Speaker 1: But then people are saying there's some collusion between who
Speaker 1: cares if she's like no, why is it illegal? So
Speaker 1: what happened is, so I guess Tanner is like a
Speaker 1: huge He does a lot of daily fantasy folk called
Speaker 1: like on DraftKings. So they have a they have a
Speaker 1: they have this one taka okay, so you can enter it,
Speaker 1: but you are limited per person to a hundred and
Speaker 1: fifty entries each to enter. They each bought a hundred
Speaker 1: and fifties. So what they colluded together on their lineups
Speaker 1: because they said of the three hundred, two hundred and
Speaker 1: ninety eight of those were unique. So what that's that's
Speaker 1: really yeah, but they're calling it a collusion. So like
Speaker 1: when I played fantasy. But isn't that so if we
Speaker 1: were playing fantasy and and I couldn't go separately to
Speaker 1: each other, and then we could go to each other
Speaker 1: and trade a player, but we couldn't go together and
Speaker 1: be like, hey, don't don't play them. So paget loses
Speaker 1: some pro I don't know how that I get it,
Speaker 1: And my mind is like a lottery ticket I got Literally,
Speaker 1: you have another person strategy because if there's two I
Speaker 1: get it. I didn't know. We didn't talk to each
Speaker 1: other and we each bought a hundred and fifty entries.
Speaker 1: There is going to be so many duplicates, especially because
Speaker 1: there's so many good players that ever, I didn't know
Speaker 1: it either. So they equivalent of like if we could
Speaker 1: trade people, but like if I was the only one
Speaker 1: that had Hannah and going far like now daily fantasy
Speaker 1: like this, like we could all like we really could
Speaker 1: all play the same exact people, and a lot of
Speaker 1: people would like everybody would play the same quarterback because
Speaker 1: that's who's going to be the best. O. Um, but
Speaker 1: there's are like very cold, Like I was doing the
Speaker 1: ESPN article about it, and they said like like hers
Speaker 1: were all a f C players, his world NFC players,
Speaker 1: like they were way cured. I didn't, so I thought
Speaker 1: they'd come in a lottery tickets like I got it. Okay,
Speaker 1: I got it, millions that they bought. They bought three
Speaker 1: hundred actually dollars. That's a lot They live in California,
Speaker 1: because that's likest Okay, Okay, that's yeah, that's crazy. Find okay, Okay, guys,
Speaker 1: going forward, let's say now that we've seen it. Who
Speaker 1: do you think it's gonna win? Who do you think
Speaker 1: it's going to be, the villain? And who do you
Speaker 1: think is going to get boned in the fantasy set?
Speaker 1: Rob Um, I'm gonna say that. O G. No, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna saying yea O G. Hannah is gonna win, Hannah
Speaker 1: Brown is gonna win. Okay, who's gonna Who's gonna get
Speaker 1: boned in the fantasy suite? Hannah Ann? And who's going
Speaker 1: to be the villain? Hannah Brown? Oh my god? Wow, Okay, paget.
Speaker 1: Who's gonna win? Who's gonna get boned? Who's the villain?
Speaker 1: This is fascinating. I love just so hard because I
Speaker 1: still don't know everyone's name. Give me the gist of
Speaker 1: the gist of what you know so far, the description.
Speaker 1: All right, I'm like, that's the same as rown you
Speaker 1: think Hannah Brown is gonna win? No, Hannah b will
Speaker 1: be the villain, Hannah and he will bone Who's gonna win?
Speaker 1: I think the winner will be Hannah and Hannah Hanna, Okay,
Speaker 1: Hannah and the winner? He doesn't he says, Hannah Brown
Speaker 1: the winner? Right? I know? Yeah, I'm saying I do
Speaker 1: differ there, but it's but it's those two ladies somehow
Speaker 1: in the end, and I am happy that I am
Speaker 1: the winner. I think she will all right, Anna, who's
Speaker 1: your winner? Who's your boner? Who's your who's your villain?
Speaker 1: Still so early, I know, rotate winner. I would say Madison?
Speaker 1: Is that the one that went on the hometown day?
Speaker 1: Um bone? Hannah? And and then what was the other one? Villain?
Speaker 1: Villain I think is gonna be uh Kelly great Katie.
Speaker 1: I think Hannah by ends up with him. He's gonna
Speaker 1: Hannah Ann. I think that. I think the villain is
Speaker 1: a tie between Kelly and Hannah Hand. Okay, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: say he focks Kelly. I'm gonna say he also fucks Hannah.
Speaker 1: And I'm gonna say that Madison goes home because he
Speaker 1: fucked Kelly and Hannah Hand. I'm gonna say the villain
Speaker 1: is Hannah Ann. And I'm gonna say the winner is
Speaker 1: I also think he focks in her brown again. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna say five, I'm gonna say the winner. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: say the winner is good God, can you cut this out?
Speaker 1: Can you cut cut this down? I'm gonna I'm gonna
Speaker 1: say the winner is Madison. She's not gonna come back.
Speaker 1: She's not gonna come back. Kelly Kelly, Kelly Kelly is
Speaker 1: the winner. Kelly up foregone this whole show. Then Kelly
Speaker 1: Kelly for now. It'll change you, guys, what a journey.
Speaker 1: Kelly is the lawyer who we met in the lobby. Okay,
Speaker 1: So we're gonna be in San Francisco Sketch Fest on Sunday.
Speaker 1: Please come. It's gonna be so fun. I'm doing seven
Speaker 1: shows that weekend. Also, if you're new to the show,
Speaker 1: we have if you're like, I want more, we have
Speaker 1: a bonus. We have bonus shows on Patreon and we
Speaker 1: are doing Bachelor Australia and there's like the whole link.
Speaker 1: It will teach you how to watch it. It's so fun,
Speaker 1: it's really fun. It's it's it's incredible. Um so please
Speaker 1: uh it's it's it's just a blast. And Anna and
Speaker 1: I do it with Lisa Delrios and m. K. Paulson
Speaker 1: who are so funny and so that's great. What do
Speaker 1: you have coming up? Paget sketch Fest, sketch Fest on
Speaker 1: that class. Yeah, that's it, just doing sketchows I don't
Speaker 1: know about any other work. I don't know. Um, you guys,
Speaker 1: and if you want, we have a thing. If you're
Speaker 1: new to this, Oh, we gotta do tweeter of the week.
Speaker 1: So we do Twitter of the Week. And if you
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Speaker 1: our girls, Cheyenne Constant at Tricksy Firecracker, You're gonna fall
Speaker 1: in love with my hairless pussy cat. Now we know
Speaker 1: who is getting waxed at the top of the show. Awesome,
Speaker 1: Um two point oh at Shelley two point oh. P.
Speaker 1: He's therapist. Hears nothing but sobbing around the expectation he
Speaker 1: feels to funk four times in a row. I'm better
Speaker 1: than Ben Shapiro at Andrea Underscore Shapiro. It's Kelly just
Speaker 1: really chill or. She adapted her personality to her botox,
Speaker 1: and she was like, I feel like a lot of
Speaker 1: girls aren't happy with me. Like her, she was smiling
Speaker 1: and her face wasn't moving. I was like, are you
Speaker 1: happy about this? I couldn't tell what was happening, but
Speaker 1: I think you because she didn't do her hair in
Speaker 1: like a crazy manner. I look kind of like in
Speaker 1: a ponytail, like but you're right, there was some lack
Speaker 1: of movement Britt Paul's in at beer it for a
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