WEBVTT - "THREE PINE PENISES!" w/ Paget Brewster and Rob Benedict

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to Will You Accept This Rose? A production of

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<v Speaker 1>I Heart Radio. Oh my back, January was so scary,

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<v Speaker 1>you guys, like I was like in full holiday mode

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<v Speaker 1>and then and then January happened. It's like a whole

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<v Speaker 1>new decade. It's a lot of pressure. Accept this decade.

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<v Speaker 1>First start at Heart. So fancy still in my garage.

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<v Speaker 1>I dressed up in lady trousers. I've got a cowgirl

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<v Speaker 1>shirt on, I've got a nice blue side heel, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm glad lady tsu high waisted. Oh my god, Hello,

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<v Speaker 1>my buddies. Welcome to the new decade and to the

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<v Speaker 1>discussion of what maybe the greatest Bachelor premiere in the

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<v Speaker 1>history of all Bachelor premiers. My name is Arden Marine.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to Will You Accept This Rose? If this is

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<v Speaker 1>your first time joining us because you're part of the

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<v Speaker 1>I Heeart family, Welcome, We're glad you're here. This is

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<v Speaker 1>the show. To my right is a man. I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like that's our anniversary. It's either our four or five

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<v Speaker 1>year anniversary. Five. I feel so good. Um, I wish

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<v Speaker 1>your present is the same present as it was on

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<v Speaker 1>our four year anniversary, and here it is. Let me

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<v Speaker 1>give you proper into her Robbies on a vacation a way,

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<v Speaker 1>don't talk to so man. I want to say, you

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<v Speaker 1>know what, like my Bachelor of the Year is a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit. I don't want to you love, Rob, I

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to say if he Let's pretend we had like

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<v Speaker 1>a hundred new listeners. We just lost three hundred listeners.

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<v Speaker 1>Robert Benedict, do you know her supernatural? You know him

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<v Speaker 1>from Bosch? Yeah, and you know him as Bachelor of

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<v Speaker 1>You were bachelor en Are you still looking for you love?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you with us and willing to be Bachelor of

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<v Speaker 1>the year decade? This is so excited. How are you girls?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm great, I'm great. I'm so excited. What a ship

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<v Speaker 1>show last night? I can't wait to talk about Speaking

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<v Speaker 1>of ship show and who actually didn't join in our

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<v Speaker 1>texting chain which I was a bad I was a

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<v Speaker 1>bad girl and I was texting a bit. I was

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<v Speaker 1>texting a lot. I couldn't help myself, Ladies and gentlemen,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm regifting the gift from last year. Let's give it up.

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<v Speaker 1>Speaking of show said, speaking of ship show, my next gift,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm traveled with I think that I might break into

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<v Speaker 1>her house and los Angeles and b Time, Paget Browst,

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<v Speaker 1>don't say, upon a round, I'll kill ar. But then

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<v Speaker 1>she'll say, my name is Scret and I will go

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<v Speaker 1>on Amazon buy a one piece day than my lover.

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<v Speaker 1>I made our also, we love me to. How do

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<v Speaker 1>you get that kind of musical talent? I'm the level

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<v Speaker 1>of do you? I really? It just comes now. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not trained. I know it's hard to be a gentleman.

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<v Speaker 1>Paget Brewster, you know from criminal mind, so exceed our

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<v Speaker 1>secretary of State by the way, you you which I appreciate.

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<v Speaker 1>You didn't come to my birthday party, but we did.

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<v Speaker 1>But I did have five people wearing Paget bought me

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<v Speaker 1>masks of my face from Amazon once you told me

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<v Speaker 1>they existed, and I have videos of Anna and Lauren

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<v Speaker 1>Lobkis and Lauren's husband My there was like four ardents

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<v Speaker 1>coming out with him. It looks at the beginning of

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<v Speaker 1>a Jordan Peel horror movie. Bringing out the kick It

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<v Speaker 1>was incredible. It was, it was Inportan, it was. It

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<v Speaker 1>literally was like, say you had a ten dollar Kickstarter

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<v Speaker 1>campaign for a horror movie. Mask of your own face

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<v Speaker 1>is well worth a five portion of the budget. Was

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<v Speaker 1>terri fun. Speaking of terrifying, my segrees are incredible. Speaking

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<v Speaker 1>of serial killers, we have with us two women who

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<v Speaker 1>have gotten so many late night texts from me, so

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<v Speaker 1>many We've been on such a journey together, tannahs n

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<v Speaker 1>Katie Levine. How are you. I'm great. I was gonna

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<v Speaker 1>say we're great, but we're happy to hear you, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>a happy decade. And for those listeners that there, her

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<v Speaker 1>name really is Anna, but we call her Tanna because

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<v Speaker 1>there was a summer of love where she went hiking

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<v Speaker 1>a lot and she was sorry and a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>skin damage. So now I will not go outside anymore,

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<v Speaker 1>but you know what, You'll always be Tanna. Hoosnie, guys.

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<v Speaker 1>And before we get to it, I'm just gonna stay

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<v Speaker 1>right out of the gate. Let me just say this.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna plug this throughout the show. We this crew,

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<v Speaker 1>this exact crew, will be live at San Francisco's Sketch

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<v Speaker 1>Fest in less than two weeks. Get your acts there.

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<v Speaker 1>It's so worth it. We are going to be Sunday

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<v Speaker 1>the nineteen at one pm. It's gonna be us. Lauren

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<v Speaker 1>Lobkis is joining us. If you're listening to our Australia episodes.

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<v Speaker 1>MK Paulson is joining us with Annelie's who tried to

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<v Speaker 1>Warren Clay at Bachelor in Paradise. It's going to be incredible.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna be at the Gateway Theater. I'm also doing

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<v Speaker 1>seven shows that weekend, and I think Paget's doing a

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<v Speaker 1>bunch of that. So so like, if you want to

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<v Speaker 1>make a weekend of it, come see a bunch of shows.

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<v Speaker 1>Is this number seven? It's number five later Sunday. This

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<v Speaker 1>one is the one that really has you know that

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<v Speaker 1>this is the one that's not big. I should hope. Okay, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>here we go. Let's break it down. By the way,

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of your fans are worried that you're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be tired because you're There's been a lot of emails

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<v Speaker 1>to us about how worried they're like that you're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be too tired. They're worried about from that, not just

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<v Speaker 1>Saturday night. Even if Rob hadn't told me that, and

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<v Speaker 1>even if we hadn't gotten a ticket from Austin, I

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<v Speaker 1>would have known that. Because your fans are so concerned,

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<v Speaker 1>they're so worried you're gonna be tired. I'm you're the

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<v Speaker 1>You're the manimal. It's great. I'm not leaving any earlier

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<v Speaker 1>than I would have to come home. Why not have

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<v Speaker 1>a fun Okay, okay, guys, let's just talk about this.

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<v Speaker 1>Was that not the greatest episode from First of all,

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<v Speaker 1>they gave us two episodes In an episode normally the

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<v Speaker 1>end when the sun comes up and all the women

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<v Speaker 1>come out. They gave us like a full episode with

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<v Speaker 1>three dates afterwards. It was incredible. I mean, I mean

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<v Speaker 1>it's hard. I think we have to touch for one

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<v Speaker 1>second and then we'll get to it at the end.

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<v Speaker 1>But the the Hannah thing at the very end, we're

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<v Speaker 1>not gonna we're not gonna talk too much now, but

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<v Speaker 1>like was so insane because too when she showed up

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<v Speaker 1>out of the car was like exactly, it was not anything.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a perfect switch. And I was like, and

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<v Speaker 1>because my my teenage son was watching, like the Lost Interest,

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<v Speaker 1>he came back like what was up with that? Was

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<v Speaker 1>like nothing? Nothing, And then it became something, dude, It

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<v Speaker 1>was so incredible what all the girls are looking at?

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<v Speaker 1>The girls. The other thing is I love that they

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<v Speaker 1>started with they started with the last like something a

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<v Speaker 1>preview of the last episode, so which they we didn't

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<v Speaker 1>get what they usually do on the premier night, they

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<v Speaker 1>usually do a full preview of the entire season. Do

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<v Speaker 1>we get that last day showed like the snippets because

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<v Speaker 1>like we saw his mom say, bringing your go, get

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<v Speaker 1>her go, bring her up, bring her back to us,

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<v Speaker 1>like they kind of showed, but it wasn't as much

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<v Speaker 1>like it was much more about the show, Like they

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<v Speaker 1>didn't do the fucking watch parties. They didn't do because

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<v Speaker 1>it was so good because they had handed, because they

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<v Speaker 1>had handled, because a lot of theories of the hand. Okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>and by the way, side note, before we get there,

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<v Speaker 1>I just cannot believe we got another round of Tenniel

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<v Speaker 1>Arts that way I was, I mean, I was just waiting, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>but continuously saying her name over and over. And if

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<v Speaker 1>you want your own song, you can get you. Here's

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<v Speaker 1>how you do it. You go on Patreon, you join

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<v Speaker 1>the tenniel Arts level, and you tell us what you

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<v Speaker 1>want and you get a beautiful song just like Robert. Alright, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>here we are. Premier episode starts with a hawk. Before

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<v Speaker 1>you do what you're about to do, there's something you

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<v Speaker 1>should know and then he um somebody says they passed out,

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<v Speaker 1>and the last thing I remember, like there's somebody's passing out,

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<v Speaker 1>it's Peter. Peter's like, I don't feel well, think I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going to pass out, and then lay down on the bed.

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<v Speaker 1>So then we have we have the mom weeping and

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<v Speaker 1>there she's like, dude, Leonard, go, the mom is loving

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<v Speaker 1>this camera time. Side Now I'm like all in on her.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm all in on his Peter's parents who are loving

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<v Speaker 1>the camera time. I feel like my mom would have

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<v Speaker 1>been the same way, loving it, loving it, getting her

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<v Speaker 1>vows renude, don't let her go. Bring your home to us.

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<v Speaker 1>So we have patriotic pilot music, and we have him

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<v Speaker 1>standing on a pilot roof cleaning it off, and they

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<v Speaker 1>have a very's a very right stuff kind of top

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<v Speaker 1>gun vibe, like getting ready. He's like patriot, I know,

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<v Speaker 1>rate stuff as astronaut, but like you know, you get

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<v Speaker 1>the here's this hero and it's the plane. But it

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't close the top of it, like it's gonna go

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<v Speaker 1>convertible the whole way. Yeah, it's like like like a

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<v Speaker 1>like the Red Barren, like old school, and he's so excited.

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<v Speaker 1>He's about to take a leaf of faith and he's like,

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<v Speaker 1>I left with the broken heart, and the mom goes,

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<v Speaker 1>I know you were head over heels, don't despair, and

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<v Speaker 1>basically they do it an entire prayer in Spanish, let

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<v Speaker 1>the waters run, that which is for you will not

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<v Speaker 1>last or ever die. We find out he's Cuban. His

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<v Speaker 1>mom's Cuban and speaks Spanish, and speaks Spanish. He like,

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<v Speaker 1>he like kind of spoke Spanish. Last surprise, last, because

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<v Speaker 1>he looks cookie cutter. He looks like, yeah, it makes

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<v Speaker 1>him more exciting. It's like his dad's German and his

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<v Speaker 1>mom is Cuban. Yeah, I don't think he's thought I

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<v Speaker 1>hit it, Peter hit it. I will say. I like

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<v Speaker 1>the fact Peter was well cleaning a plane while shirtless.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even know if that's approved. He also had

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<v Speaker 1>kind of a normal I like too. I like that

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<v Speaker 1>he didn't get already. I think that's why I like him.

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<v Speaker 1>It is like he seems very he looks like a

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<v Speaker 1>normal dude. He's like a hot, normal dude, attainable. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he's very like the hot guy. He's just like a

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<v Speaker 1>big old cornball too. So it's so like I know

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<v Speaker 1>that how much he loves dad joke like, oh, you're

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<v Speaker 1>very I think he's good in the sack. I agree there,

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<v Speaker 1>I agree with you. I watching him through and we're

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<v Speaker 1>not there yet. But what I remember her he was

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<v Speaker 1>very aggressive in that song I with Analyst season, and

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<v Speaker 1>then I remembered when he was re enacting the stuff

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<v Speaker 1>and the lobby like out you sit up here on

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<v Speaker 1>the counter. Party was like, oh, yeah, he likes us

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<v Speaker 1>kind of throw a gal around a room like good Peter,

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<v Speaker 1>that is good stuff. That's fine. I hope he that's fun.

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<v Speaker 1>There's if he's dad jokes and cornball and then all

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<v Speaker 1>of a stuff. Yeah, he could toss a gell out

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<v Speaker 1>on the bedroom in like a fun way, like with

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<v Speaker 1>with permission, yeah, like not yeah, he's asking for permission. Yeah, No,

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<v Speaker 1>he's he's sort of like like yeah, I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>he's like he's like he seems sweet and kind of

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<v Speaker 1>like I'm gonna go for I think the only bad

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<v Speaker 1>thing is now he has to funk every woman four

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<v Speaker 1>times for the rest the rest of his life. I

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<v Speaker 1>only got three. I love you. There was a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>There was a plethora of of airplane jokes in there.

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<v Speaker 1>Someone of the writer's room was like, all right, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>I need you to listen everything, and it's not gonna

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<v Speaker 1>it's gonna go on the entire season. We're not even

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<v Speaker 1>this is gonna be so many. I mean that was three.

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<v Speaker 1>I texted you last night saying I'm playing a drinking

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<v Speaker 1>dick game that I drink every time. He says, wing Man,

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<v Speaker 1>I missed that I get here because it was and

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<v Speaker 1>I don't. I'm in the pilot stuff. I'm in the

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<v Speaker 1>captain already, he said, wing Man, wing Man, I know,

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<v Speaker 1>I'd rather I'm in the captain's chair. I'm I'm I

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<v Speaker 1>loved him getting the selfies in airports. I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>he wasn't really flying. He was just like a big anywhere,

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<v Speaker 1>like a big boy come true. Though he is a

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<v Speaker 1>pilot because people on the subreddit on the Bachelor subreddit

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<v Speaker 1>have posted that he was their pilot before. Okay, actually

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<v Speaker 1>been like because the pilot comes out of the cock

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<v Speaker 1>that we would love that Peter, I need. He does

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<v Speaker 1>seem a little bit like a dumb dumb and yet

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like he could get me from here to Sacramento.

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<v Speaker 1>Definitely he puts in an auto pilot. Yeah, but that

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<v Speaker 1>was definitely like pre planned. Yeah, the uniform was wearing

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<v Speaker 1>was not it was so it was like it was

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<v Speaker 1>like stock Amazon, I want to play a pilot for Halloween,

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<v Speaker 1>and here's like the Amazon pilot costume and speaking not

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<v Speaker 1>fitting well. Who was the woman who's supposed to be

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<v Speaker 1>a nurse or something and she's wearing the white like

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<v Speaker 1>like doctor's jacket. That was obviously Marissa. She was she

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<v Speaker 1>the caregiver. She was actually a waxer. She was wax

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<v Speaker 1>She was the girl who won the teen Iowa or

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<v Speaker 1>some weight pressure. She was wearing this white doctor's jacket

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<v Speaker 1>that was Yeah, that was like over her hands. But

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<v Speaker 1>like naughty nurse. Naughty nurse wasn't though. This was like

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<v Speaker 1>it was this was like my dad's letting me. She

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<v Speaker 1>is three years old. All right, So we're starting, but

0:13:45.480 --> 0:13:48.800
<v Speaker 1>we're tipping your seats in the upright position because we're

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<v Speaker 1>about to go. We're in Chicago. We're meeting Alexa. She's

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<v Speaker 1>gotta she's a She says, I'm a caregiver, but it

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<v Speaker 1>turns out she goes and by caregiver, I mean and

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<v Speaker 1>she said the phrase I wax vaginas like phrasing vagina.

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<v Speaker 1>I just I like cool though, she's so cute. She's

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<v Speaker 1>so cute. She's so cute, she's so cute. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I loved her when we did our live podcast. She

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<v Speaker 1>was my pick to be the Bachelor at next year.

0:14:12.160 --> 0:14:17.439
<v Speaker 1>She was too cool. She's too cool, she's so cute. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>she's too cool. She could be the Bachelor. I would love.

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<v Speaker 1>She'd be amazing. And her natural hair actually killed. She's

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<v Speaker 1>a door. She looked like a different species. She's gorgeous.

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<v Speaker 1>She's the type of acteler they should choose that she's

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<v Speaker 1>get a real person. Also, someone who's not white. That

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<v Speaker 1>would be great. And I just I think she's fucking

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<v Speaker 1>a door. You guys, I forgot to tell you. I

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<v Speaker 1>met Demi. Oh my god, I met Demi. I got

0:14:48.840 --> 0:14:51.320
<v Speaker 1>her number. I should text her to try to get

0:14:51.320 --> 0:14:53.880
<v Speaker 1>her on the show. Yeah, why wouldn't you? I don't know.

0:14:53.920 --> 0:14:57.760
<v Speaker 1>I panic. I was so star struck. Okay, great, So um,

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<v Speaker 1>she said, Waxing is a I was at this like

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<v Speaker 1>weird Spotify party and like she was there and I

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<v Speaker 1>was so starstruck, and I pushed my way in and

0:15:08.240 --> 0:15:10.000
<v Speaker 1>she was talking to that woman that we met who

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<v Speaker 1>wrote the book about the Bachelor, and um, and so,

0:15:14.360 --> 0:15:16.680
<v Speaker 1>but Demi and I chatted. She said she'd met Debbie,

0:15:16.680 --> 0:15:19.640
<v Speaker 1>Debbie Ryan, they'd like talk to each other. Debbie invited

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<v Speaker 1>her to a couple of game nights, but she hadn't,

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<v Speaker 1>so I was able to kind of be like, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not crazy. See I worked with Debbie. And then but

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<v Speaker 1>I got her number and I'm like, I gotta get her.

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<v Speaker 1>Got her. She's like this big, she's teeny tiny, she's

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<v Speaker 1>she's adorable, wax things a lot like love. You have

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<v Speaker 1>to bear it all, guys, that's my family. Crest were

0:15:46.000 --> 0:15:49.680
<v Speaker 1>hairless like eels. Okay, Then we me and I saw

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<v Speaker 1>her and I believe this was Wills Pick because it

0:15:51.720 --> 0:15:56.200
<v Speaker 1>looks just like Sarah Highland Hannah An. As soon as

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<v Speaker 1>I saw her, I was like, here's my Here's I

0:15:58.760 --> 0:16:00.520
<v Speaker 1>went through a whole journey with Annie, and I'm sure

0:16:00.560 --> 0:16:02.760
<v Speaker 1>we all did. I saw her immediately and I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>she's so fucking cute and her mouth turns up at

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<v Speaker 1>the end. Her eyes are so pretty, and she's sexy,

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<v Speaker 1>like she's sort of like sort of like the girl

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<v Speaker 1>next door who's also super hot, and I'm like, oh,

0:16:14.760 --> 0:16:17.280
<v Speaker 1>she's going to win. But then she was so crazy

0:16:17.320 --> 0:16:18.720
<v Speaker 1>by the end of the night that I thought she's

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<v Speaker 1>the new Olivia, remember Olivia with her wide mouth. He

0:16:22.000 --> 0:16:25.160
<v Speaker 1>was like, when the first impression rose with Ben Higgins.

0:16:25.160 --> 0:16:28.960
<v Speaker 1>She got the first impression rose, but I think I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think. I thought it was hers to win. But

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<v Speaker 1>I think she'll go too crazy by the end of

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<v Speaker 1>the time. She this is her Instagram and she looks

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<v Speaker 1>like a fake fucking human. She looks fakeer than Hannah Gee.

0:16:37.840 --> 0:16:43.440
<v Speaker 1>But she's adorable. She's so hot, she'll she'll never have

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<v Speaker 1>to work again. She could be an influencer for the

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<v Speaker 1>rest of her life. She's so like you guys heard

0:16:48.040 --> 0:16:50.680
<v Speaker 1>that sonic. She's an a sonic at which was amazing.

0:16:51.040 --> 0:16:54.200
<v Speaker 1>She's so cute. Yes, she's she's hot, but yeah, a

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<v Speaker 1>bit crazy, but she was crazy that when that other

0:16:56.240 --> 0:16:59.600
<v Speaker 1>woman confronted her, Yeah, and she made weird that's when

0:16:59.600 --> 0:17:02.080
<v Speaker 1>she really looked plastic. She no, go for it, No,

0:17:02.160 --> 0:17:03.600
<v Speaker 1>it was you right, It looked like it looked like

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<v Speaker 1>a faked her teeth. I'm so glad you had time

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<v Speaker 1>with him. Like ending on a slightly off Keynoe, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't have any problems like everything about her. The woman's

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<v Speaker 1>reaction was just like that. She was so stunned and

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<v Speaker 1>he didn't know, and then but she was. She was

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<v Speaker 1>not wrong, that's the thing. She was telling that, you're like,

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<v Speaker 1>don't go do it. By the way, the women who

0:17:32.840 --> 0:17:35.359
<v Speaker 1>cried was a bit of a delicate flower and couldn't

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<v Speaker 1>stop crying. So it was like the perfect combo and

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<v Speaker 1>somebody who's like, kind of, I'm glad you're being transparent, dude.

0:17:41.200 --> 0:17:44.960
<v Speaker 1>It was terrifying. It was. Then we made Tammy. She's

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<v Speaker 1>a wrestler at a home flipper. She has a she

0:17:47.560 --> 0:17:49.760
<v Speaker 1>she goes. He's a pilot and I'm a jet center.

0:17:50.760 --> 0:17:53.159
<v Speaker 1>Then we made the Victoria. She's a nurse. She was

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<v Speaker 1>her sister caregiver. Her dad passed away, her mom fell

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<v Speaker 1>into addiction, and she's ready to have someone on her side.

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<v Speaker 1>Her mom's back from addiction and wants a son in law.

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<v Speaker 1>She is trauma and she seems so sweet. She looks

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<v Speaker 1>kind of like nothing like in her photo. In person

0:18:10.720 --> 0:18:12.399
<v Speaker 1>when she had glasses, she looks so much like that.

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<v Speaker 1>She looked gorgeous. That's what Steve said. My husband said

0:18:20.359 --> 0:18:24.600
<v Speaker 1>the same. Ye, she's really and she sweet, so sweet.

0:18:24.640 --> 0:18:27.280
<v Speaker 1>She seemed too sweet for this show. I was sweet.

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<v Speaker 1>I know she was. She was the one I'm getting. Okay, okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll raise this is the most boring parts. So we'll

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<v Speaker 1>just race through this work because this is the least

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<v Speaker 1>interesting we have. It's fun once we get to the mansion.

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<v Speaker 1>We have Kelly. She's an attorney. She works with her dad,

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<v Speaker 1>her brother, and the dude want to know if he

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<v Speaker 1>joined the Mile High Club. But we find out that

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<v Speaker 1>she met Peter at her best friend's wedding in the lobby.

0:18:49.560 --> 0:18:51.080
<v Speaker 1>At first, I thought she was going to be crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>Over the course of the journey, I liked her, although

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not sure she has a huge personality, but I

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<v Speaker 1>liked her way too much. Really, she looks older one

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<v Speaker 1>because she had so much What happened is what happened

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<v Speaker 1>in that lobby like that, because they have so much books,

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<v Speaker 1>their faces can't move. They literally he is he's really

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<v Speaker 1>I think they like I feel if they fucked in

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<v Speaker 1>the lobby though, if that that that at the Four

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<v Speaker 1>Seasons of like Hidden Hills or whatever Westlike village, I

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<v Speaker 1>feel like I don't think he would be avoiding her more.

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<v Speaker 1>It had to have been a little something like a

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<v Speaker 1>little grind, little dry, hoppy, a little like grind against

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<v Speaker 1>the bookcase, but not you're not because Nick when he

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<v Speaker 1>when that girl came, he was so like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

0:19:51.760 --> 0:19:54.399
<v Speaker 1>I already did it this one. I think this one's

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<v Speaker 1>a little like like pound through your clothes against like

0:19:58.960 --> 0:20:02.320
<v Speaker 1>that library. Yeah, because he loves against a wall or

0:20:02.440 --> 0:20:04.680
<v Speaker 1>I guess I feel like there was like a grinding

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<v Speaker 1>near a planter parking elevator. This is excited. She let

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<v Speaker 1>it go on just long enough, knowing she was now

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<v Speaker 1>going to say okay and do the Bachelor because he

0:20:13.720 --> 0:20:15.680
<v Speaker 1>was going to be the bachelor, right. She keeps talking

0:20:15.680 --> 0:20:17.879
<v Speaker 1>about how she needed to sign Yeah. She was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not sure I got Yeah, she needed to see

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<v Speaker 1>yeah exactly. I needed to fill your bone and the

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<v Speaker 1>four seasons to us like village. Then we have the

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<v Speaker 1>coach Dad to Maddie, she went to Auburn University, four

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<v Speaker 1>state chippy to basketball, Katy, that's a big deal. That's

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<v Speaker 1>a yeah, no, yeah, that's a really like she was

0:20:35.600 --> 0:20:38.360
<v Speaker 1>she was really good. She was hit. She hit that shot.

0:20:38.480 --> 0:20:42.160
<v Speaker 1>She was like genuinely impressed. Did we see her much later?

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<v Speaker 1>Because I thought she was kind of excited she got

0:20:44.240 --> 0:20:47.359
<v Speaker 1>picked Okay, she's still in it, but we didn't see much.

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<v Speaker 1>What does she look like? Okay, Madison? Yeah, well she

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<v Speaker 1>went on the date. She's the one on the I

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<v Speaker 1>like that. She's the one who into the vow. I

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<v Speaker 1>totally was I'm gonna who I unfortunately picked from our

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<v Speaker 1>Who is the one that our hair tucked into the

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<v Speaker 1>tube top Jade? Which one is the flight attendants? Who

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<v Speaker 1>did she? She didn't pick any flight. He does not

0:21:18.960 --> 0:21:20.800
<v Speaker 1>want to bone his mom. Guys, he doesn't have a mom.

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<v Speaker 1>My number one pick was not picked. This is the

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<v Speaker 1>first time this has ever happened, and I'm very sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe we didn't have the officially BC bios. Also, three

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<v Speaker 1>of the girls from our original picks did not show.

0:21:30.920 --> 0:21:33.920
<v Speaker 1>They weren't even there. Who it was like, I don't

0:21:33.920 --> 0:21:37.080
<v Speaker 1>know what we had. We had the cattle rancher, but

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<v Speaker 1>they but she went no, I'm completely off. I've never

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<v Speaker 1>been this number two. I have McKenna and Hannah and

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<v Speaker 1>was my number two. I didn't want to choose Hannah

0:21:45.800 --> 0:21:48.400
<v Speaker 1>and because I hate girl the female pilot wasn't there?

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<v Speaker 1>That just passed away? Is truly my number one right now?

0:21:52.520 --> 0:21:57.879
<v Speaker 1>Wasn't there? Lexus wasn't there. Lauren wasn't our website. A

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<v Speaker 1>lot of people picked Haley. Actually I her, she wasn't

0:22:00.760 --> 0:22:04.000
<v Speaker 1>there either. By the way, how fun was our live podcast?

0:22:04.119 --> 0:22:06.760
<v Speaker 1>How fun was that doing the live fun? But clearly

0:22:06.800 --> 0:22:10.480
<v Speaker 1>we were misinformed. I got Hannah and I've never done

0:22:10.520 --> 0:22:13.320
<v Speaker 1>so bad. Okay, so then we have so then we

0:22:13.440 --> 0:22:19.600
<v Speaker 1>have um Marissa, Marisa her. She's a patient care coordinator

0:22:19.640 --> 0:22:21.840
<v Speaker 1>for a plastic surgeon. This is the one I think

0:22:21.840 --> 0:22:25.200
<v Speaker 1>who was wearing the dad coach coach. She has Miss

0:22:25.280 --> 0:22:27.920
<v Speaker 1>Montana tin U say she had. People would say you

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<v Speaker 1>have a beautiful face and a bad body, which is

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<v Speaker 1>very mean. And she didn't want to eat, but then

0:22:32.240 --> 0:22:34.840
<v Speaker 1>she gained eighty pounds and she didn't take care of herself.

0:22:34.840 --> 0:22:37.440
<v Speaker 1>But now she's back and she feels good and she's

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<v Speaker 1>very sweet. I believe I had her as my number three.

0:22:40.280 --> 0:22:43.960
<v Speaker 1>She still in it. I think, Okay, there you go, Marissa.

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<v Speaker 1>I think she was my number three. I thought she

0:22:45.640 --> 0:22:48.280
<v Speaker 1>did get picked. No, she didn't get Is she my

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<v Speaker 1>number three? Um? Um, No, you did not have her.

0:22:53.320 --> 0:22:56.240
<v Speaker 1>You have her. You have McKenna, Hannah Ann and Sydney Sydney.

0:22:56.280 --> 0:23:01.639
<v Speaker 1>I don't know who Sydney is you have Kelly Sydney

0:23:01.640 --> 0:23:03.760
<v Speaker 1>and Hannah Kelly one on Kelly is the one that

0:23:03.760 --> 0:23:06.920
<v Speaker 1>he boned in the lobby. Oh cool, oh my god,

0:23:07.080 --> 0:23:14.159
<v Speaker 1>and Kelsey Kylie and Lexif I have Megan, Sarah and

0:23:14.200 --> 0:23:20.280
<v Speaker 1>Alexa Anna. You have Sarah, Hannah and and Megan. Alright, alright, okay,

0:23:20.280 --> 0:23:24.720
<v Speaker 1>so I might have my dark horse, LEXI might come

0:23:24.800 --> 0:23:29.600
<v Speaker 1>up there now though. Madison is my I think she's

0:23:29.640 --> 0:23:31.159
<v Speaker 1>going to make it very far. She's the one the

0:23:31.160 --> 0:23:36.440
<v Speaker 1>basketball player. Yeah, yeah, she's sweet, so cute, but she's

0:23:36.480 --> 0:23:38.119
<v Speaker 1>twenty three, which I think is an issue. I think

0:23:38.119 --> 0:23:41.119
<v Speaker 1>if they're all young, they're all young, they're all also

0:23:41.160 --> 0:23:44.560
<v Speaker 1>says like every other word, I didn't even notice. I

0:23:44.680 --> 0:23:47.960
<v Speaker 1>like every layer that I did she like. She says like,

0:23:48.200 --> 0:23:51.880
<v Speaker 1>and then like, and I think I am Peter. Also

0:23:52.359 --> 0:23:55.480
<v Speaker 1>everything is this is insane, and he says, I love

0:23:55.560 --> 0:24:00.080
<v Speaker 1>that a lot to like. Um. Okay, So we are

0:24:00.119 --> 0:24:02.840
<v Speaker 1>at the mansion and he can't believe it, and a

0:24:03.040 --> 0:24:07.680
<v Speaker 1>Leiah comes out her boobs are crazy and she pulls

0:24:07.680 --> 0:24:10.200
<v Speaker 1>out of her boobs and her grandma wrote her a letter,

0:24:10.840 --> 0:24:13.280
<v Speaker 1>Grandma Rose, but then she didn't stay to open it,

0:24:13.720 --> 0:24:18.159
<v Speaker 1>which was odd. I have to say the first, but

0:24:18.240 --> 0:24:20.520
<v Speaker 1>like I felt like the first ten there was nothing

0:24:20.560 --> 0:24:22.879
<v Speaker 1>wacky at it, Like it took a while. Yeah, there

0:24:22.960 --> 0:24:25.960
<v Speaker 1>was the first the first ten that and they didn't

0:24:25.960 --> 0:24:28.560
<v Speaker 1>even try like crystal its top and be like I

0:24:28.640 --> 0:24:31.080
<v Speaker 1>feel my heart. Like there wasn't even any moments of connection.

0:24:31.119 --> 0:24:33.439
<v Speaker 1>It was like I think people who were young and

0:24:36.600 --> 0:24:38.320
<v Speaker 1>if you can't rent a car, you can't go on

0:24:38.359 --> 0:24:42.040
<v Speaker 1>the bad Yes that's great in order you have to

0:24:42.080 --> 0:24:44.640
<v Speaker 1>rent a car and drive yourself to the mansion. They're

0:24:44.680 --> 0:24:47.880
<v Speaker 1>just their children like they really are. I mean, I'm

0:24:47.920 --> 0:24:52.240
<v Speaker 1>sorry to anyone under listening, but like you're not married,

0:24:52.600 --> 0:24:55.120
<v Speaker 1>you're not ready, Yeah, if you're not out of car.

0:24:55.359 --> 0:24:57.879
<v Speaker 1>If you are, If you are ready to get married,

0:24:57.960 --> 0:25:00.080
<v Speaker 1>it's probably like your college sweetheart that you've been with

0:25:00.160 --> 0:25:03.200
<v Speaker 1>for four years. It's not some rando that's on TV

0:25:03.320 --> 0:25:05.760
<v Speaker 1>that you've met for two weeks. But I feel like

0:25:05.760 --> 0:25:07.520
<v Speaker 1>the girls from the South are a little bit more

0:25:07.600 --> 0:25:10.080
<v Speaker 1>like just I think culturally for them, it's like you

0:25:10.119 --> 0:25:12.760
<v Speaker 1>get married quick. So many of them are like my

0:25:13.080 --> 0:25:15.679
<v Speaker 1>parents have been married for so long, so therefore like

0:25:15.840 --> 0:25:18.239
<v Speaker 1>I should get married too. I think because they all

0:25:18.240 --> 0:25:20.399
<v Speaker 1>talked about I always wonder because I'm like, well, my

0:25:20.440 --> 0:25:22.440
<v Speaker 1>parents have been together this whole time too, but it's

0:25:22.640 --> 0:25:27.400
<v Speaker 1>mostly a business contract at together was literally a dare

0:25:27.440 --> 0:25:30.240
<v Speaker 1>or that. They're like, I'm not backing, like technically married,

0:25:30.400 --> 0:25:34.360
<v Speaker 1>but they're like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, then be full

0:25:34.400 --> 0:25:37.760
<v Speaker 1>by the numbers. Okay. So we have um okay. So

0:25:37.800 --> 0:25:41.520
<v Speaker 1>then we have Sydney shows up and she she goes

0:25:41.960 --> 0:25:45.240
<v Speaker 1>just because I'm Alabama, I'm not the only one. He goes, Oh, Shade.

0:25:45.280 --> 0:25:48.680
<v Speaker 1>He didn't like her shading Hannah. The gals that got

0:25:48.680 --> 0:25:51.320
<v Speaker 1>out of the car and shaded Hannah, he didn't like it.

0:25:51.560 --> 0:25:54.160
<v Speaker 1>You do like a cute little thing, or you bring

0:25:54.200 --> 0:25:59.280
<v Speaker 1>a cow. Cannah and Ann came out. She's so cute,

0:25:59.440 --> 0:26:01.720
<v Speaker 1>like the and she hasn't actually crazy yet, and it's

0:26:01.760 --> 0:26:03.640
<v Speaker 1>like the second she got out of the car, it's

0:26:03.720 --> 0:26:06.520
<v Speaker 1>like just visually for the win, You're like, and she

0:26:06.560 --> 0:26:08.440
<v Speaker 1>looked like she wasn't wearing a ship toenn of makeup either.

0:26:08.560 --> 0:26:10.800
<v Speaker 1>She looks and I mean she's probably had some ship

0:26:10.880 --> 0:26:13.000
<v Speaker 1>done to her face so she doesn't need but like

0:26:14.119 --> 0:26:18.640
<v Speaker 1>she feels engineered to perfectly excel in the beast because

0:26:18.640 --> 0:26:22.200
<v Speaker 1>these are also this is a beautiful group of women,

0:26:22.320 --> 0:26:26.040
<v Speaker 1>like they're stunning and yet for some reason, that particular

0:26:26.240 --> 0:26:29.800
<v Speaker 1>toy version of a human was extra engineered to win,

0:26:29.920 --> 0:26:36.920
<v Speaker 1>and like, just like no drama. Here is my conspiracy theory. Yes, yes,

0:26:37.359 --> 0:26:46.359
<v Speaker 1>she's actually been genetically she's she's human, just that we

0:26:46.400 --> 0:26:50.600
<v Speaker 1>will reach a like in a robot and that's finds

0:26:50.640 --> 0:26:55.080
<v Speaker 1>out she does. He picked the robot. She's a rose baby.

0:26:55.200 --> 0:26:57.760
<v Speaker 1>She was programmed by like an older producer smart when

0:26:57.760 --> 0:27:03.680
<v Speaker 1>she's like, all right, daddy, O a personal Yeah? Are

0:27:03.840 --> 0:27:07.560
<v Speaker 1>it didn't feel like? God? I hope she turns out.

0:27:09.560 --> 0:27:13.160
<v Speaker 1>Waite who sponsors the Bachelor? Hold on? Is it? Like?

0:27:13.359 --> 0:27:17.400
<v Speaker 1>Is it Amazon? Okay? Okay, okay? Is it out? It's

0:27:17.400 --> 0:27:24.520
<v Speaker 1>so crazy, so exciting company. So then we have Um,

0:27:24.880 --> 0:27:27.080
<v Speaker 1>Sarah was just there was a lot of people that

0:27:27.200 --> 0:27:29.840
<v Speaker 1>just came out and didn't have much to say. Lauren

0:27:29.920 --> 0:27:31.800
<v Speaker 1>got out with a very cute ponytail and a cute

0:27:31.880 --> 0:27:37.080
<v Speaker 1>jumpsuit from Glendale. Um, Victoria. Then the jumpsuit was a

0:27:37.119 --> 0:27:39.639
<v Speaker 1>nice letter jumpsuit. Yeah, are you saying the jumpsuit was

0:27:39.640 --> 0:27:42.760
<v Speaker 1>from Glendale or she's she's from Glendale. Oh and it's

0:27:42.760 --> 0:27:47.919
<v Speaker 1>also from the gallery. I thought the gallery. Um the Victoria,

0:27:48.040 --> 0:27:52.160
<v Speaker 1>the nurse we loved did the Happy Dance. Um, so

0:27:52.800 --> 0:27:56.080
<v Speaker 1>they kept the blogger who I picked kind of as

0:27:56.119 --> 0:27:59.640
<v Speaker 1>a drag. She's twenty two, she's a drag, she's annoying,

0:27:59.720 --> 0:28:03.520
<v Speaker 1>she's drink Yeah, Craig Cray. She was really well. She

0:28:04.480 --> 0:28:06.280
<v Speaker 1>wrote in her blog a long time ago that she

0:28:06.359 --> 0:28:09.080
<v Speaker 1>was going to be on this show. She was eight

0:28:09.119 --> 0:28:11.760
<v Speaker 1>and the show had been for ten years. There's Kelsey

0:28:11.840 --> 0:28:18.359
<v Speaker 1>the professional clothy A. What does that even means? To

0:28:18.400 --> 0:28:22.240
<v Speaker 1>go shopping? I'm a prosion is thrilling me? What is

0:28:22.280 --> 0:28:24.600
<v Speaker 1>happening here is thrilling me? To my is a clothy

0:28:24.680 --> 0:28:27.600
<v Speaker 1>A like a wardrobe stylist, and that what really means

0:28:27.640 --> 0:28:32.320
<v Speaker 1>you work in work in a store? Professional? I really

0:28:32.359 --> 0:28:36.680
<v Speaker 1>think that's what. Okay, she's not making her spoke suits

0:28:37.320 --> 0:28:46.960
<v Speaker 1>a clothy A Like okay, then we have um, then

0:28:47.040 --> 0:28:52.080
<v Speaker 1>we have the angel wings, we have the flight attendant.

0:28:52.280 --> 0:28:57.680
<v Speaker 1>She thought she was nilling like any did he keep any? Not?

0:28:57.760 --> 0:29:01.680
<v Speaker 1>Whine All went home because he was like, I'm not

0:29:01.800 --> 0:29:05.200
<v Speaker 1>fucking my mom. Actually I think maybe one state. I

0:29:05.240 --> 0:29:10.600
<v Speaker 1>can't remember who stayed because there's so many many right now. Yeah,

0:29:10.720 --> 0:29:13.240
<v Speaker 1>I can't tell them. I don't love my girl went

0:29:13.280 --> 0:29:16.000
<v Speaker 1>home the earliest episodes of my least favorite because I

0:29:16.000 --> 0:29:18.040
<v Speaker 1>don't know who they are yet, but that was a

0:29:18.080 --> 0:29:20.400
<v Speaker 1>good one. I think all the flight tendants went home.

0:29:20.440 --> 0:29:22.120
<v Speaker 1>And I have a theory that he doesn't want to

0:29:22.160 --> 0:29:24.200
<v Speaker 1>get with a flight tendant because maybe they hooked up

0:29:24.200 --> 0:29:29.360
<v Speaker 1>with another pilot. He knows. I'm he's too close to home.

0:29:30.920 --> 0:29:34.200
<v Speaker 1>I know. I have to say Rob is the manliest guy.

0:29:34.240 --> 0:29:41.040
<v Speaker 1>I love what I broke Katie's Mike stand Papa to us, Yeah, daddio, daddio.

0:29:41.160 --> 0:29:45.320
<v Speaker 1>He's fixing it with a guitar pack. That's hot. Okay,

0:29:45.520 --> 0:29:48.240
<v Speaker 1>So then somebody says, I'm here for the flight reasons.

0:29:48.280 --> 0:29:50.440
<v Speaker 1>There was a lot that was hard to listen. And

0:29:50.440 --> 0:29:53.320
<v Speaker 1>then there was the big paper airplane. Who was Madison?

0:29:53.800 --> 0:29:57.680
<v Speaker 1>That one was funny. That's just like good we have

0:29:57.760 --> 0:30:01.480
<v Speaker 1>the barf bag. It was just there was a Rob

0:30:01.600 --> 0:30:05.520
<v Speaker 1>for the wind. Rob how about the luggage cart with

0:30:05.560 --> 0:30:10.360
<v Speaker 1>the baggage and it was amazing. Wait, but I'll tell

0:30:10.360 --> 0:30:13.240
<v Speaker 1>you what I think happened there. Okay, So so what's

0:30:13.240 --> 0:30:16.560
<v Speaker 1>her name? Came out of the baggage and and he

0:30:16.600 --> 0:30:18.640
<v Speaker 1>was standing there. Peter was standing there, going, there's not

0:30:18.720 --> 0:30:20.720
<v Speaker 1>someone in there? Is there? And then we see the

0:30:20.800 --> 0:30:25.000
<v Speaker 1>zipper and she climbs out. Then way later, like in

0:30:25.080 --> 0:30:27.120
<v Speaker 1>the what was supposed to be the blooper part of

0:30:27.160 --> 0:30:29.000
<v Speaker 1>the very end of the show, after the end credit,

0:30:29.680 --> 0:30:33.440
<v Speaker 1>it's he's standing there with Chris Harrison. Unless it happened

0:30:33.440 --> 0:30:37.680
<v Speaker 1>writing that, segments said it's like some David Copperfield stuff.

0:30:37.880 --> 0:30:42.320
<v Speaker 1>So they had another box underneath. It must have been

0:30:42.480 --> 0:30:44.760
<v Speaker 1>she could. I think she's making it. I think he

0:30:44.840 --> 0:30:48.640
<v Speaker 1>was making Debbie. We zipped Debbie in a suitcase on instation. Well,

0:30:48.680 --> 0:30:53.520
<v Speaker 1>I saw it. I saw her. She was tiny Debbie,

0:30:54.080 --> 0:30:56.440
<v Speaker 1>and we zipped her in a suitcase. There's a video

0:30:56.600 --> 0:30:59.760
<v Speaker 1>we wheeled her around in a suitcase. Yeah, but it

0:30:59.840 --> 0:31:02.840
<v Speaker 1>was bigger than that. I think he was. I think

0:31:03.000 --> 0:31:04.320
<v Speaker 1>I could. I think you could zip me in a

0:31:04.360 --> 0:31:07.160
<v Speaker 1>sup of course you, but I bet you could zip

0:31:07.240 --> 0:31:10.800
<v Speaker 1>Kierra a case. You couldn't sip. I think Kiera might

0:31:10.840 --> 0:31:14.520
<v Speaker 1>have been zipped. We zipped. It was so hard time.

0:31:14.520 --> 0:31:17.400
<v Speaker 1>I thought there was more room under the bed. I

0:31:17.400 --> 0:31:19.920
<v Speaker 1>think he was joking saying like we could folder up

0:31:19.920 --> 0:31:21.920
<v Speaker 1>the David cup Field. Oh. I thought he meant there

0:31:22.000 --> 0:31:24.160
<v Speaker 1>was a false bottom and there was more room. That's

0:31:24.160 --> 0:31:26.640
<v Speaker 1>also just such a wild way to show up. It

0:31:26.680 --> 0:31:30.040
<v Speaker 1>was smart. Yeah. I was like, oh yeah, I met

0:31:30.080 --> 0:31:35.840
<v Speaker 1>your grandpa in a suitcase. Sweet at Chris, I could

0:31:35.840 --> 0:31:38.280
<v Speaker 1>have passed on. And then that's how we named you Sam.

0:31:42.320 --> 0:31:44.080
<v Speaker 1>There we have the girl. There was a lot of

0:31:44.080 --> 0:31:47.040
<v Speaker 1>windmill references. There's a lot of you you know what.

0:31:47.080 --> 0:31:49.120
<v Speaker 1>I remember when we had Colden and there was a

0:31:49.160 --> 0:31:52.040
<v Speaker 1>lot of virginity thing. This was like, I gotta suck

0:31:52.120 --> 0:31:56.120
<v Speaker 1>me five him. There's a lot of like the number condoms.

0:31:56.120 --> 0:31:58.720
<v Speaker 1>There a lot of condoms. How about you're gonna fall

0:31:58.760 --> 0:32:03.400
<v Speaker 1>in love with my hairless see that? That was the

0:32:03.800 --> 0:32:06.600
<v Speaker 1>That was lady girl who's I think Katrina or something,

0:32:06.680 --> 0:32:08.959
<v Speaker 1>the one who's like you did a really funny accent

0:32:09.000 --> 0:32:11.680
<v Speaker 1>when you were introducing her. She was some Chicago for

0:32:11.680 --> 0:32:18.080
<v Speaker 1>the bulls. Yehowski Yeah, hairless pushy, Yeah, I have a

0:32:18.120 --> 0:32:22.560
<v Speaker 1>hairless pussy cat. I didn't like that. It made me uncomfortable,

0:32:22.720 --> 0:32:26.080
<v Speaker 1>just like gross and then not, okay, we're not there.

0:32:27.560 --> 0:32:30.640
<v Speaker 1>So there might have Savannah who blindfolded him and then

0:32:30.800 --> 0:32:33.880
<v Speaker 1>kissed him immediate. That was and she's a real estate agent.

0:32:34.000 --> 0:32:36.840
<v Speaker 1>I was not into that. No, I thought it was inappropriate.

0:32:36.960 --> 0:32:40.960
<v Speaker 1>Ye I didn't like that. Um Kelly said, bold girl,

0:32:41.360 --> 0:32:49.880
<v Speaker 1>Kelly the attorney, you did that to a woman? Times up, Savannah,

0:32:49.960 --> 0:32:52.640
<v Speaker 1>times up? And do you have a blanket I can

0:32:52.640 --> 0:32:57.520
<v Speaker 1>put on my lap? So yeah, thank you. Um. So

0:32:57.560 --> 0:33:00.880
<v Speaker 1>then we have Kelly gets out and he goes, look familiar.

0:33:00.960 --> 0:33:03.880
<v Speaker 1>I think I dry home to you and Westlake Village.

0:33:04.920 --> 0:33:07.200
<v Speaker 1>I think I might have like tried to just jam

0:33:07.240 --> 0:33:12.239
<v Speaker 1>the tip through your my pants through your like wedding gown, um,

0:33:12.520 --> 0:33:14.400
<v Speaker 1>right behind the lobby bar. And he goes, I was

0:33:14.440 --> 0:33:17.520
<v Speaker 1>hoping she'd come by. They really had some. He was

0:33:18.120 --> 0:33:21.880
<v Speaker 1>horny for her. He really really definitely haven't done it yet. No,

0:33:21.880 --> 0:33:25.320
<v Speaker 1>no way, there's still it's un meet someone in a

0:33:25.400 --> 0:33:28.480
<v Speaker 1>lobby and remember her name. Three months later you think

0:33:28.520 --> 0:33:30.440
<v Speaker 1>you're the bachelor when you probably are getting hit on

0:33:30.600 --> 0:33:35.680
<v Speaker 1>everywhere you go everywhere. Oh yeah. I don't think they

0:33:35.840 --> 0:33:38.560
<v Speaker 1>consummated that. No they didn't, because then he'd be like,

0:33:39.200 --> 0:33:44.040
<v Speaker 1>you'd freak out. You'd be like, oh um, yeah, yeah.

0:33:44.320 --> 0:33:47.760
<v Speaker 1>But I'm sure she did because it was a month before.

0:33:47.800 --> 0:33:50.360
<v Speaker 1>So she said, Hi, I'm Kelly, I'm gonna be on

0:33:50.400 --> 0:33:53.520
<v Speaker 1>the show. But it was but his impression of her

0:33:53.600 --> 0:33:58.560
<v Speaker 1>was more than just that, right, Yeah, the wich surprised

0:33:58.600 --> 0:34:00.880
<v Speaker 1>me because I wasn't sure if he was like oh

0:34:00.920 --> 0:34:03.560
<v Speaker 1>at first, at first it was like oh, hey, like

0:34:03.600 --> 0:34:08.560
<v Speaker 1>when who was Ari? Whoever boned before Nick? So they

0:34:08.560 --> 0:34:11.400
<v Speaker 1>were clearly bombed, but this one was At first I

0:34:11.440 --> 0:34:13.440
<v Speaker 1>was like this he bombed, and then he was psyched

0:34:13.600 --> 0:34:18.600
<v Speaker 1>and there sure and then um, we have Hannah comes

0:34:18.680 --> 0:34:21.719
<v Speaker 1>back and you see him be kind of excited, and

0:34:21.760 --> 0:34:24.359
<v Speaker 1>she said I had mixed emotions. And then she's like,

0:34:24.440 --> 0:34:26.840
<v Speaker 1>it's gonna be great. I'm happy for you, and she

0:34:26.960 --> 0:34:30.800
<v Speaker 1>gave back the wings. She's a pain, and they asked, you, guys,

0:34:30.840 --> 0:34:33.319
<v Speaker 1>I'm loving it. Though I love it. I love it.

0:34:33.400 --> 0:34:36.279
<v Speaker 1>I think ABC is making her to a lot of this.

0:34:36.640 --> 0:34:40.080
<v Speaker 1>But the amount of unwaterproof mastera that was all over

0:34:40.160 --> 0:34:43.200
<v Speaker 1>her face, well, I have a lot of theories of Okay,

0:34:43.200 --> 0:34:45.799
<v Speaker 1>we're not there yet, we're not there yet. Well she

0:34:45.840 --> 0:34:47.879
<v Speaker 1>would do it. Now, let's save it well and not well,

0:34:47.920 --> 0:34:51.480
<v Speaker 1>crescendow on it. Um, have we gotten to the dry

0:34:51.480 --> 0:34:53.719
<v Speaker 1>sense of humor? Okay? So the dry sense of humor girl,

0:34:53.760 --> 0:34:58.920
<v Speaker 1>which this made me Victoria Victoria, who we found photos

0:34:58.920 --> 0:35:04.839
<v Speaker 1>of online that she does modeling for allegedly White Lives Matter,

0:35:04.840 --> 0:35:06.520
<v Speaker 1>which is like who knew that was even a thing?

0:35:07.239 --> 0:35:09.920
<v Speaker 1>I can't And I kind of kind of I was like, oh,

0:35:09.920 --> 0:35:11.440
<v Speaker 1>this is a dark horse, Like she kind of makes

0:35:11.480 --> 0:35:14.759
<v Speaker 1>me laugh. She's kind of was in that text change. Yeah,

0:35:15.480 --> 0:35:19.360
<v Speaker 1>because like talking about white lives. Yeah, I didn't know

0:35:19.400 --> 0:35:24.840
<v Speaker 1>that because it's gone to a different direction. I loved

0:35:24.840 --> 0:35:29.799
<v Speaker 1>her saying this, I am so happy for real was amazing,

0:35:30.239 --> 0:35:32.960
<v Speaker 1>But then her saying and then having to say it

0:35:33.000 --> 0:35:36.600
<v Speaker 1>twice in the night to re say, are you sure

0:35:36.640 --> 0:35:40.279
<v Speaker 1>she knows that's written on the isn't that a guy's shirt?

0:35:40.520 --> 0:35:44.160
<v Speaker 1>That's sometimes it's a bunch of people, like I will

0:35:44.200 --> 0:35:48.640
<v Speaker 1>say sometimes so like I've done merch, and like so

0:35:48.680 --> 0:35:52.600
<v Speaker 1>when you make merch, the companies can show like they

0:35:52.640 --> 0:35:56.479
<v Speaker 1>can put your shirt on fake models and it makes

0:35:56.520 --> 0:35:58.520
<v Speaker 1>it look like so she might have just done like

0:35:58.600 --> 0:36:00.880
<v Speaker 1>a T shirt company and then this was one of

0:36:00.920 --> 0:36:03.279
<v Speaker 1>the shy That's what I'm saying. I don't know, but

0:36:03.360 --> 0:36:06.759
<v Speaker 1>I mean it's also possible that she did, Like there's

0:36:06.760 --> 0:36:09.360
<v Speaker 1>pictures of people in my shirts that never wore my shirts.

0:36:09.719 --> 0:36:13.279
<v Speaker 1>What's so weird that they sohow it would look on you?

0:36:13.520 --> 0:36:16.520
<v Speaker 1>I mean, lucky them, lucky them, lucky that that your

0:36:16.560 --> 0:36:21.360
<v Speaker 1>shirt was my shirt in there, which you can get on. Okay,

0:36:21.440 --> 0:36:24.000
<v Speaker 1>you guys. So she looks like a Disney drawing that

0:36:24.200 --> 0:36:26.479
<v Speaker 1>that girl, she's got really big dude. She's a mess,

0:36:26.480 --> 0:36:28.080
<v Speaker 1>and I love it. She's gonna be the I feel

0:36:28.120 --> 0:36:30.320
<v Speaker 1>like she might be the fun mess that the crowd

0:36:30.360 --> 0:36:32.759
<v Speaker 1>that ends up liking. That's like, I'm going to give

0:36:32.760 --> 0:36:34.400
<v Speaker 1>her the benefit of the doubt that she didn't know

0:36:34.520 --> 0:36:38.520
<v Speaker 1>she was modeling for it. I hope sprised. I hope.

0:36:38.560 --> 0:36:41.839
<v Speaker 1>So maybe it was just I pray it was just

0:36:41.920 --> 0:36:44.840
<v Speaker 1>a generic shirt company anymore. I mean that is actually

0:36:44.880 --> 0:36:47.200
<v Speaker 1>what also like the Trump people do is they take

0:36:47.400 --> 0:36:50.720
<v Speaker 1>generic photos, wear like white shirts, and they write trump.

0:36:51.680 --> 0:36:55.960
<v Speaker 1>She was sorry. She's not entirely white. That's where that's

0:36:56.000 --> 0:36:58.359
<v Speaker 1>what I give her the benefit of the doubt. Let's

0:36:58.360 --> 0:37:02.080
<v Speaker 1>give her the benefit of the wanna we have issues

0:37:02.120 --> 0:37:04.640
<v Speaker 1>with people who aren't white who also support Trump in

0:37:04.760 --> 0:37:09.560
<v Speaker 1>weird ways where you're like white lives from you guys.

0:37:09.640 --> 0:37:18.160
<v Speaker 1>On that note, we're gonna take a break. I don't

0:37:18.200 --> 0:37:21.279
<v Speaker 1>know about you, but things are getting so hot I

0:37:21.320 --> 0:37:28.040
<v Speaker 1>think I gotta take your break. All right, We're back.

0:37:28.120 --> 0:37:32.400
<v Speaker 1>Hi everybody, Hi, everybody? All right, So where are we Okay,

0:37:32.600 --> 0:37:34.759
<v Speaker 1>So now we're in the mansion, everybody's loaded in, the

0:37:34.800 --> 0:37:38.200
<v Speaker 1>gals are all threatened. I did enjoy. I did enjoy.

0:37:38.560 --> 0:37:41.160
<v Speaker 1>Who was saying, Veronic I don't want to be Veronica Age?

0:37:41.239 --> 0:37:44.439
<v Speaker 1>Victoria Victoria Age. I can see that. I can see

0:37:44.480 --> 0:37:46.520
<v Speaker 1>being like, I don't want to be art in m

0:37:48.440 --> 0:37:51.120
<v Speaker 1>I'd be Paget be like there's another Paget, and you

0:37:51.160 --> 0:37:55.640
<v Speaker 1>think there'd be another art art and m Page Johnson

0:38:00.520 --> 0:38:05.120
<v Speaker 1>was Victoria. Yeah, yeah, she didn't want to be a

0:38:05.160 --> 0:38:09.279
<v Speaker 1>Victoria f And once you are, you are forever. Yeah,

0:38:09.360 --> 0:38:15.600
<v Speaker 1>we still call Ashley I Hannaby and Hanna By. Actually

0:38:16.000 --> 0:38:18.359
<v Speaker 1>you're right, we still call her Ashley I. That's how

0:38:18.400 --> 0:38:21.560
<v Speaker 1>she's known to us, Like I know, but but once

0:38:21.600 --> 0:38:23.759
<v Speaker 1>you're you know, going in that that's going to be

0:38:23.840 --> 0:38:26.320
<v Speaker 1>Hanna Be. I mean she's Hanna By. Yeah, she's always

0:38:26.320 --> 0:38:29.279
<v Speaker 1>Hanna Be. So that so then we have he goes

0:38:29.320 --> 0:38:32.280
<v Speaker 1>and I find the gal that had the letter and

0:38:32.520 --> 0:38:35.799
<v Speaker 1>the Grandma Rose letter and they read it and it's

0:38:35.840 --> 0:38:41.640
<v Speaker 1>like she's a lover of good looks. It's like books, books, books,

0:38:41.680 --> 0:38:44.919
<v Speaker 1>you idiot. I thought I was actually very cute. Yeah,

0:38:45.280 --> 0:38:49.640
<v Speaker 1>I thought it was the dear bachelor. Yeah, dear bachelor,

0:38:50.680 --> 0:38:54.600
<v Speaker 1>dear bachelor, don't get my grandmother your grandson like Chlamydia,

0:38:54.920 --> 0:39:01.680
<v Speaker 1>dear bade, his name is yeah, bachelor, dear Johnny um.

0:39:01.719 --> 0:39:06.160
<v Speaker 1>And then there was a lot of editing in really

0:39:06.239 --> 0:39:10.320
<v Speaker 1>dumb phrases like like you know, like all things in life,

0:39:10.320 --> 0:39:12.320
<v Speaker 1>you need to risk it for the best kit. It

0:39:12.440 --> 0:39:14.560
<v Speaker 1>was just a lot of like I didn't understand what

0:39:14.600 --> 0:39:17.200
<v Speaker 1>does that mean that girl was drunk on I've never yet.

0:39:17.920 --> 0:39:24.760
<v Speaker 1>That was the Chicago like, bis he looks like a dime,

0:39:24.800 --> 0:39:28.120
<v Speaker 1>a dime fifty I'm like, oh, he's a ten. I

0:39:28.160 --> 0:39:31.800
<v Speaker 1>get it, like a dime a dime. He's got to

0:39:31.880 --> 0:39:33.640
<v Speaker 1>risk it for the us. The whole day I was like,

0:39:33.680 --> 0:39:36.080
<v Speaker 1>what is happening here? This was just drunk girls. They

0:39:36.160 --> 0:39:41.320
<v Speaker 1>didn't do the ceremonial like it. It was like eleven am.

0:39:41.440 --> 0:39:44.680
<v Speaker 1>It was bright. It wasn't even like dawn. It was like, right,

0:39:45.440 --> 0:39:49.440
<v Speaker 1>trying to break down on a dime and fifty cents, right,

0:39:49.520 --> 0:39:52.240
<v Speaker 1>I was trying to figure out more than a dime

0:39:55.560 --> 0:39:58.280
<v Speaker 1>used to get ten out of ten, trying to decipher

0:40:00.120 --> 0:40:02.080
<v Speaker 1>in two quarters or is he a diamond and nickel.

0:40:03.000 --> 0:40:05.360
<v Speaker 1>I also love that we showed him, the gal that

0:40:05.440 --> 0:40:09.000
<v Speaker 1>showed up driving the corvette. He then we see him

0:40:09.120 --> 0:40:11.960
<v Speaker 1>later he's driving. I'm like, isn't he hammered? Is he

0:40:12.040 --> 0:40:15.280
<v Speaker 1>just like drunk driving the corvette? Just like driving around

0:40:15.280 --> 0:40:17.960
<v Speaker 1>that I don't drive. I don't think he like drank

0:40:18.000 --> 0:40:19.680
<v Speaker 1>a lot. I don't think he has a drinker. Yeah,

0:40:19.719 --> 0:40:21.400
<v Speaker 1>I actually I don't think so. Also for that, I

0:40:21.480 --> 0:40:23.160
<v Speaker 1>think he kind of knows. Oh, I have to be

0:40:23.200 --> 0:40:26.160
<v Speaker 1>aware in a way. But they don't usually like most

0:40:26.160 --> 0:40:29.400
<v Speaker 1>of them usually drink. I think not not the actual

0:40:29.480 --> 0:40:34.000
<v Speaker 1>actual contestants drink because they've got so much time on

0:40:34.040 --> 0:40:36.920
<v Speaker 1>their hands. So then we have my one of my

0:40:37.000 --> 0:40:40.960
<v Speaker 1>favorite moments of the initial evening. Hannah An painted him

0:40:40.960 --> 0:40:44.360
<v Speaker 1>a picture of the Smoky Mountain. So many vaginas and

0:40:44.840 --> 0:40:50.040
<v Speaker 1>three penis pines there there are like three penises in

0:40:50.080 --> 0:40:56.040
<v Speaker 1>the lower right hand corner and then teen vagina flowers

0:40:54.800 --> 0:41:00.719
<v Speaker 1>though he supposed to be vaginas for portant than the

0:41:00.760 --> 0:41:04.400
<v Speaker 1>three penis, there like twenty vaginas like it was so

0:41:05.040 --> 0:41:08.200
<v Speaker 1>why what I mean, do you think she even painted that?

0:41:08.400 --> 0:41:10.480
<v Speaker 1>Or she said she painted it with her dad? Do

0:41:10.520 --> 0:41:13.440
<v Speaker 1>you honestly, because because if she isn't android, like, do

0:41:13.480 --> 0:41:16.560
<v Speaker 1>you think that the producers gave her a painting of vaginas.

0:41:16.840 --> 0:41:20.600
<v Speaker 1>I think she's programmed with the ability to paint poorly,

0:41:21.040 --> 0:41:25.160
<v Speaker 1>to paint so that she'd seemed more human. Good painting.

0:41:26.000 --> 0:41:32.440
<v Speaker 1>It's a really bad painting, just perfectly subpar, and she

0:41:32.440 --> 0:41:35.600
<v Speaker 1>she seemed it was difficult to part with it. She

0:41:35.640 --> 0:41:41.760
<v Speaker 1>didn't really want to hand it. I couldn't, like I've

0:41:41.800 --> 0:41:45.560
<v Speaker 1>been to Tennessee, I've been to knut Like, what what

0:41:45.800 --> 0:41:48.680
<v Speaker 1>is she painting? That looked like vaginas? It's all over

0:41:48.719 --> 0:41:51.840
<v Speaker 1>the smoky mountains, Like what are the vagina look like?

0:41:52.560 --> 0:41:56.839
<v Speaker 1>Park vaginas? Like like an animated vagina flower and it's

0:41:56.880 --> 0:42:00.719
<v Speaker 1>felt like it felt literally like like a venus fly,

0:42:01.000 --> 0:42:05.080
<v Speaker 1>vagina trap, like like like a gorge, like a pink

0:42:05.200 --> 0:42:09.480
<v Speaker 1>and gorge touched them. She was like, I think her

0:42:09.600 --> 0:42:12.880
<v Speaker 1>dad drew the mountains in the tree and was like,

0:42:14.160 --> 0:42:18.120
<v Speaker 1>I have to add something lying flower, dude, So then

0:42:18.160 --> 0:42:24.000
<v Speaker 1>we see, um, we see the house. Flipper cuffed him

0:42:24.200 --> 0:42:27.920
<v Speaker 1>and he was like, kissed him because he kissed Kelly.

0:42:28.239 --> 0:42:30.520
<v Speaker 1>He kissed what's her name, Hannah Ann And then she

0:42:30.560 --> 0:42:32.920
<v Speaker 1>cuffed him and kissed him and he was like literally

0:42:32.960 --> 0:42:34.839
<v Speaker 1>not into it and was kind of like, could you

0:42:35.040 --> 0:42:39.400
<v Speaker 1>uncuft me again again? If a man did that, Wan, yeah,

0:42:40.239 --> 0:42:45.240
<v Speaker 1>would go yeah, what was that? Tammy? She was the flipper,

0:42:45.440 --> 0:42:48.839
<v Speaker 1>She's the house flipper, Tammy. Oh. And then she like

0:42:48.920 --> 0:42:51.759
<v Speaker 1>did the t s a whatever check and found a

0:42:51.800 --> 0:42:55.239
<v Speaker 1>condom on him, right, And he's like that. So then

0:42:55.280 --> 0:42:58.720
<v Speaker 1>he was sitting chatting with someone and my horrible number

0:42:58.760 --> 0:43:01.960
<v Speaker 1>one pick, my awful kind of fashion blogger comes in

0:43:02.320 --> 0:43:05.040
<v Speaker 1>and starts throwing the paper airplanes when he's like having

0:43:05.080 --> 0:43:09.200
<v Speaker 1>a conversation with somebody. I couldn't even And then like

0:43:09.239 --> 0:43:11.360
<v Speaker 1>she like they were like, can you give us a second?

0:43:11.400 --> 0:43:14.399
<v Speaker 1>And she came back with another paper. It was such

0:43:14.440 --> 0:43:17.000
<v Speaker 1>an off. It reminded me of when on Yaka had

0:43:17.040 --> 0:43:20.239
<v Speaker 1>like the bullhorn and was like, I didn't like that.

0:43:20.840 --> 0:43:33.200
<v Speaker 1>I didn't like that. And then McKenna kept calling or

0:43:33.239 --> 0:43:36.680
<v Speaker 1>something like girl, oh you can, hey, girl, can I

0:43:36.680 --> 0:43:39.080
<v Speaker 1>get a minute with him? I didn't like that. They

0:43:39.120 --> 0:43:40.680
<v Speaker 1>didn't like that. I didn't like that. I don't like

0:43:40.719 --> 0:43:43.719
<v Speaker 1>I don't like McKenna. So then Hannah and here we go.

0:43:43.920 --> 0:43:46.279
<v Speaker 1>So Hannah ant's getting a little Olivia and she went

0:43:46.360 --> 0:43:50.480
<v Speaker 1>from like Vagina painting robotron Hot front Runner just started

0:43:50.520 --> 0:43:53.759
<v Speaker 1>to be like starting to show a little the Craig Craig.

0:43:54.520 --> 0:43:57.200
<v Speaker 1>So she's like, can I steal for a second? Hey,

0:43:57.239 --> 0:43:59.200
<v Speaker 1>I keep stealing them? Can I steal person? I just

0:43:59.200 --> 0:44:03.880
<v Speaker 1>wanted to steal for second just because I want to.

0:44:03.920 --> 0:44:05.359
<v Speaker 1>I wanted to do better. I wanted to. And then

0:44:05.360 --> 0:44:07.040
<v Speaker 1>I was the kids. She's like with what he's like

0:44:07.080 --> 0:44:11.000
<v Speaker 1>with the kids. And then I was a kiss, and uh,

0:44:11.200 --> 0:44:14.520
<v Speaker 1>I couldn't believe. And I know I'm jumping ahead. It worked.

0:44:14.560 --> 0:44:19.880
<v Speaker 1>He actually he gave her. She's so hot though, I

0:44:19.920 --> 0:44:22.920
<v Speaker 1>think her hotness blind. It was. It was just like

0:44:23.040 --> 0:44:25.880
<v Speaker 1>she was just she's gorgeous, she's and there and by

0:44:25.880 --> 0:44:27.279
<v Speaker 1>the way, and he did like her. They had a

0:44:27.280 --> 0:44:30.800
<v Speaker 1>good connection at first. In a sea of beautiful women.

0:44:31.320 --> 0:44:33.200
<v Speaker 1>She must be because we've met a lot of these

0:44:33.200 --> 0:44:34.920
<v Speaker 1>people and they're all all of them, even the ones

0:44:34.920 --> 0:44:38.440
<v Speaker 1>that are not stunning or stunning in person. If she's

0:44:38.480 --> 0:44:41.440
<v Speaker 1>she must be so hot in person. She must have

0:44:41.480 --> 0:44:43.960
<v Speaker 1>that special something because it was her eyes and it's

0:44:44.000 --> 0:44:45.839
<v Speaker 1>like that will turn up with a smile at the end.

0:44:45.880 --> 0:44:52.880
<v Speaker 1>But she's so she's so fake right now. Always happens

0:44:53.760 --> 0:44:56.839
<v Speaker 1>like blind because she's so hot, she's so hot. It's

0:44:56.880 --> 0:44:59.920
<v Speaker 1>like I started thinking, like, why are guys like that? One?

0:45:00.040 --> 0:45:02.320
<v Speaker 1>Is it about? It's just the hotness. I guess you

0:45:02.400 --> 0:45:05.319
<v Speaker 1>just get mind. She's going to be like the Luke

0:45:05.440 --> 0:45:08.680
<v Speaker 1>p of the season I agree with starts to become

0:45:08.719 --> 0:45:11.120
<v Speaker 1>more unraveled, I agree with you, or the Olivia like

0:45:11.160 --> 0:45:14.280
<v Speaker 1>the one that they're all going to hate her definitely

0:45:14.320 --> 0:45:18.520
<v Speaker 1>already hate. I'm in it with you, you know together,

0:45:19.040 --> 0:45:22.680
<v Speaker 1>well we had, we had, we had, so that was

0:45:22.760 --> 0:45:25.640
<v Speaker 1>after your mind. But that's the thing she went and

0:45:25.719 --> 0:45:28.080
<v Speaker 1>she wouldn't like like somebody stood up to her and

0:45:28.160 --> 0:45:30.920
<v Speaker 1>she goes and then the pin goes, I don't know

0:45:30.960 --> 0:45:34.440
<v Speaker 1>if you're being harsh or if you're fucking with you

0:45:34.480 --> 0:45:36.480
<v Speaker 1>story and you're just trying to get me out of

0:45:36.520 --> 0:45:38.960
<v Speaker 1>your face. And she goes, no, I want you to

0:45:39.000 --> 0:45:41.280
<v Speaker 1>just go out and make a run for it, girl.

0:45:41.719 --> 0:45:44.960
<v Speaker 1>And she was like seriously, like it was she looked.

0:45:45.480 --> 0:45:48.759
<v Speaker 1>It was truly like dealing with an android that like

0:45:49.080 --> 0:45:52.160
<v Speaker 1>you can't win. You're not gonna winked what she did.

0:45:52.160 --> 0:45:56.520
<v Speaker 1>It worked, Yeah, like I got his friendship bracelets. Yeah,

0:45:56.600 --> 0:45:59.799
<v Speaker 1>we'll be together forever. It's like, I don't know you

0:46:00.040 --> 0:46:03.280
<v Speaker 1>that confidence that actually works, like David a guy once

0:46:03.360 --> 0:46:06.319
<v Speaker 1>and I went on location and he cheated on me

0:46:06.800 --> 0:46:09.160
<v Speaker 1>and we're on the phone and I was like, you

0:46:09.320 --> 0:46:12.480
<v Speaker 1>cheated and he said, listen, we can either break up

0:46:12.520 --> 0:46:15.600
<v Speaker 1>over it, or you can get over it and stay together.

0:46:15.960 --> 0:46:19.080
<v Speaker 1>And I was like, I guess. So like when you're

0:46:19.200 --> 0:46:25.000
<v Speaker 1>hammered with a confidence, sounds so reasonable. That is what

0:46:25.200 --> 0:46:27.799
<v Speaker 1>she did in that android moment, like, no, I want

0:46:27.840 --> 0:46:30.640
<v Speaker 1>you to go for it. She's like she's dangerous, She's

0:46:31.120 --> 0:46:36.440
<v Speaker 1>I mean, there's something here. This was also this was

0:46:36.719 --> 0:46:40.560
<v Speaker 1>also crazy when she so she went she was like,

0:46:40.600 --> 0:46:41.920
<v Speaker 1>I want to end on a kiss. And then she

0:46:41.920 --> 0:46:44.439
<v Speaker 1>had like lipstick smeared all over her face and she's

0:46:44.440 --> 0:46:46.600
<v Speaker 1>tired of the producer. And she's like it was so

0:46:46.760 --> 0:46:48.960
<v Speaker 1>out of the ordinary for me. Normally I'm demure and shy,

0:46:49.040 --> 0:46:51.080
<v Speaker 1>but if I want something, I just go for it.

0:46:51.040 --> 0:46:55.560
<v Speaker 1>It's like, which is it? Which is it? It sounds

0:46:55.600 --> 0:46:58.120
<v Speaker 1>like it actually isn't out of your character. It sounds

0:46:58.160 --> 0:47:01.680
<v Speaker 1>like this is every girl from her hometown hates her.

0:47:02.680 --> 0:47:06.200
<v Speaker 1>I bet she had to. I don't know, but she's

0:47:06.200 --> 0:47:10.040
<v Speaker 1>the one that lives at home. It's just like you,

0:47:10.120 --> 0:47:13.439
<v Speaker 1>so does he. I think Peter lives at home. That's

0:47:13.480 --> 0:47:16.120
<v Speaker 1>not a catch. Guys. If we're fighting for a guy,

0:47:16.160 --> 0:47:23.799
<v Speaker 1>he better not live at home living with your mom. Mercedes.

0:47:24.200 --> 0:47:27.880
<v Speaker 1>That's true, that's right, that's right, he affords. Yeah, seriously,

0:47:27.920 --> 0:47:32.040
<v Speaker 1>it's like Westlake. The dry sense of humor. Gal came

0:47:32.120 --> 0:47:36.640
<v Speaker 1>up again, hammered, and she goes, for you, I want

0:47:36.680 --> 0:47:39.759
<v Speaker 1>to respect it. I really respect what you're doing. And

0:47:39.760 --> 0:47:41.520
<v Speaker 1>he goes, She gos, I just wanted it. It was

0:47:41.560 --> 0:47:43.759
<v Speaker 1>just like nervous when he said he didn't he respect me,

0:47:43.760 --> 0:47:46.120
<v Speaker 1>and he was like, I'm sorry, what was it? And

0:47:46.160 --> 0:47:50.600
<v Speaker 1>then she said, I said I said to camer but

0:47:50.719 --> 0:47:54.120
<v Speaker 1>like my pussies. Really what he was like, oh, I

0:47:54.120 --> 0:47:56.680
<v Speaker 1>didn't get that. Why did you get until you texted

0:47:56.719 --> 0:47:58.600
<v Speaker 1>me that that's what it meant. I was like, oh,

0:47:58.760 --> 0:48:01.440
<v Speaker 1>but she couldn't even in a ship outside when she

0:48:01.560 --> 0:48:04.239
<v Speaker 1>first met him. She said that Joe, No, I was like,

0:48:04.320 --> 0:48:06.640
<v Speaker 1>she doesn't. I don't think I hurt. Yeah, because she

0:48:06.680 --> 0:48:09.759
<v Speaker 1>didn't say it. She said, so, I've been told I

0:48:09.800 --> 0:48:13.120
<v Speaker 1>have a dry sense of humor, but that's the only

0:48:13.280 --> 0:48:15.319
<v Speaker 1>and she looked at him with fear in his eyes,

0:48:15.360 --> 0:48:17.800
<v Speaker 1>and he got where she was going and he grabbed

0:48:17.800 --> 0:48:19.880
<v Speaker 1>her arms and like it's okay, and she was like,

0:48:19.920 --> 0:48:22.759
<v Speaker 1>oh okay, I didn't get that. I was just like,

0:48:23.360 --> 0:48:26.520
<v Speaker 1>she's trying to She did it again. She did again.

0:48:26.600 --> 0:48:34.040
<v Speaker 1>I got a big wet but right here, okay, but

0:48:34.200 --> 0:48:38.000
<v Speaker 1>it's and he was like, oh maybe panic and maybe

0:48:38.760 --> 0:48:44.520
<v Speaker 1>it's a condition. It's it's so, it's so that's my

0:48:44.640 --> 0:48:50.720
<v Speaker 1>sad story you. Oh my god. I highly recommend watching

0:48:50.760 --> 0:48:53.879
<v Speaker 1>the show with subtitles. I didn't really change as much

0:48:54.000 --> 0:48:56.440
<v Speaker 1>that I missed because they all mumbled, you watched the

0:48:56.520 --> 0:49:01.520
<v Speaker 1>whole thing? Do I know how to turn it on? God?

0:49:01.520 --> 0:49:04.000
<v Speaker 1>Bless you hear it? And I can't. I can't understand

0:49:04.040 --> 0:49:07.080
<v Speaker 1>what they're saying. Watching Love Island Australia with the subtitles

0:49:07.080 --> 0:49:11.000
<v Speaker 1>because I don't need to watch Bachelor Australia. Subtitle I

0:49:11.040 --> 0:49:15.840
<v Speaker 1>wish we had him sometimes we need Yeah to the

0:49:15.840 --> 0:49:20.640
<v Speaker 1>aqua pack. Oh watching Stillia like she kind of so hard,

0:49:20.680 --> 0:49:23.000
<v Speaker 1>so she kind she cut the grass. You're like, wait,

0:49:25.040 --> 0:49:30.200
<v Speaker 1>saying wish he passed and he dashed. I she passed,

0:49:30.360 --> 0:49:36.000
<v Speaker 1>he did, should be devout like what is happeningstated passion,

0:49:36.239 --> 0:49:39.120
<v Speaker 1>passionate and sticking out and we have a passing session.

0:49:39.560 --> 0:49:42.800
<v Speaker 1>She passion. Then he laughed, she passed, and he dashed.

0:49:42.800 --> 0:49:46.640
<v Speaker 1>I'd be devil. I gotta guys, you gotta get out

0:49:46.680 --> 0:49:50.240
<v Speaker 1>of the patriot that I'm taking that like I wanna.

0:49:50.440 --> 0:49:55.680
<v Speaker 1>It's so fun. Even if that was subtitled I thank

0:49:55.680 --> 0:49:58.600
<v Speaker 1>you for reading up subtimes. Yeah, that's so. Then the

0:49:58.680 --> 0:50:01.880
<v Speaker 1>wet plussy dry humor girls hammered turns out to be

0:50:02.000 --> 0:50:07.279
<v Speaker 1>drunk on the first night, hamered going there is I

0:50:07.320 --> 0:50:10.279
<v Speaker 1>feel so stupid. There's so many pretty women here. That's

0:50:10.280 --> 0:50:12.399
<v Speaker 1>who was drunk on the first night was the wet puss.

0:50:12.520 --> 0:50:22.719
<v Speaker 1>Did anybody call her as the drunk? Did she get picked? Yes? Um?

0:50:22.800 --> 0:50:24.839
<v Speaker 1>And then he went and he pulled aside the gal

0:50:24.960 --> 0:50:27.319
<v Speaker 1>that he dry humped in the lobby, and he goes,

0:50:27.360 --> 0:50:30.080
<v Speaker 1>how are you still in the market. She's like, my face,

0:50:31.000 --> 0:50:34.920
<v Speaker 1>she seems kind of normal, but then like she has

0:50:35.000 --> 0:50:39.000
<v Speaker 1>she we're not there yet, but like she like she's

0:50:39.040 --> 0:50:41.439
<v Speaker 1>not giving him much back except for I really didn't

0:50:41.480 --> 0:50:43.720
<v Speaker 1>want to do this show, but I got a sign

0:50:43.760 --> 0:50:45.640
<v Speaker 1>on the side. I grinded you. But I guess it's

0:50:45.640 --> 0:50:50.239
<v Speaker 1>a bookcase lawyer though she is old enough to get married. Yeah,

0:50:50.280 --> 0:50:52.200
<v Speaker 1>I like hers lying about it. You're telling me she's

0:50:52.239 --> 0:50:59.560
<v Speaker 1>twenty three. I like she also like very lawyer like Kelly.

0:50:59.600 --> 0:51:04.800
<v Speaker 1>She's seven, even that she doesn't look that because it

0:51:04.800 --> 0:51:08.000
<v Speaker 1>wouldn't make sense, but she carries herself as as a

0:51:08.080 --> 0:51:11.600
<v Speaker 1>wiser person. They're obsessed about this meeting in the lobby too.

0:51:11.600 --> 0:51:15.319
<v Speaker 1>They're like, let's re enact it in I was here.

0:51:15.600 --> 0:51:18.719
<v Speaker 1>Let's react when we met at there was a comic

0:51:18.719 --> 0:51:20.720
<v Speaker 1>book stand right there, and I was like, your Bruce's

0:51:20.760 --> 0:51:24.239
<v Speaker 1>friend Rob, And I'm like, I'm hard, thank you. Let

0:51:24.680 --> 0:51:26.759
<v Speaker 1>We're gonna be friends for life. And then I grinded

0:51:26.760 --> 0:51:29.960
<v Speaker 1>you and gets a Batman comment like I love the

0:51:30.040 --> 0:51:36.080
<v Speaker 1>producers for having the date at that hotel, like they know,

0:51:36.360 --> 0:51:42.160
<v Speaker 1>they know that something happened. We're not there yet. Well,

0:51:42.800 --> 0:51:45.000
<v Speaker 1>to be honest, to be fair, there earned a lot

0:51:45.000 --> 0:51:47.720
<v Speaker 1>of options out there, and he'm familiar with Westlake Village

0:51:47.719 --> 0:51:50.879
<v Speaker 1>of the Four seasons. Is about the fanciest thing that was. Yeah,

0:51:51.520 --> 0:51:55.120
<v Speaker 1>where his parents live. Where he lives, Westlake Village. He says,

0:51:55.560 --> 0:51:59.240
<v Speaker 1>he said to her, I had not stopped thinking about you,

0:51:59.680 --> 0:52:02.600
<v Speaker 1>which is weird. So then we have that. He goes

0:52:02.640 --> 0:52:06.200
<v Speaker 1>he gets the rose for the first impression, Rose Hannah An,

0:52:06.840 --> 0:52:09.279
<v Speaker 1>I wrote no, no, no, He fell for it, and

0:52:09.320 --> 0:52:12.920
<v Speaker 1>then my number one pick, the blogger starts pounding wine

0:52:12.960 --> 0:52:15.200
<v Speaker 1>as he watches her go get it like she's they're

0:52:15.200 --> 0:52:18.560
<v Speaker 1>making out. She's pounding wine. She's getting drunk. Not as

0:52:18.600 --> 0:52:21.600
<v Speaker 1>drunk as we Vagina, but pretty drunk. Here's my tip

0:52:21.640 --> 0:52:24.640
<v Speaker 1>for anyone who's ever on the Bachelor. Don't sit near

0:52:24.680 --> 0:52:31.120
<v Speaker 1>the rose to the women right, that's right, you gotta

0:52:31.160 --> 0:52:34.480
<v Speaker 1>be right. So then this I've never seen it not

0:52:34.640 --> 0:52:38.960
<v Speaker 1>being taken to a secondary location. Then Tammy goes, I said,

0:52:38.960 --> 0:52:41.200
<v Speaker 1>we are at the roastar running. I loved Tammy saying

0:52:41.480 --> 0:52:43.680
<v Speaker 1>if I got a rose, I would cartwheel torque and

0:52:43.719 --> 0:52:45.319
<v Speaker 1>eat all the cheese. She did none of that. I

0:52:45.360 --> 0:52:46.959
<v Speaker 1>was hoping to see it she did get a rose.

0:52:47.360 --> 0:52:49.440
<v Speaker 1>I wanted to see her do a cart l torque

0:52:49.480 --> 0:52:53.040
<v Speaker 1>and eat all the cheese. Um. He caught all the

0:52:53.080 --> 0:52:57.080
<v Speaker 1>flight attendants um. And then he said the phrase as follows,

0:52:57.640 --> 0:53:03.480
<v Speaker 1>buckle up, baby, adventure calls. That was hard. So many

0:53:03.560 --> 0:53:06.359
<v Speaker 1>so many airplanes. So here we are, guys, we're on

0:53:06.400 --> 0:53:10.520
<v Speaker 1>our Normally that's when a first night would end, And

0:53:11.000 --> 0:53:14.040
<v Speaker 1>boy am I glad it didn't, because at first, when

0:53:14.040 --> 0:53:16.640
<v Speaker 1>I saw the daunting task of having to hand right out.

0:53:16.680 --> 0:53:20.399
<v Speaker 1>Three hours. I was like three hours, but then what

0:53:20.440 --> 0:53:24.719
<v Speaker 1>they gave us I was like, wow, well my compliments

0:53:24.719 --> 0:53:28.520
<v Speaker 1>to the ship incredible. It was so it was retually

0:53:28.560 --> 0:53:31.200
<v Speaker 1>the best thing that's happened to the Hannah dessert was

0:53:31.680 --> 0:53:34.080
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, it was. I thought it was fun

0:53:34.239 --> 0:53:38.040
<v Speaker 1>before that, and then that, I mean so much. So

0:53:38.120 --> 0:53:41.120
<v Speaker 1>then here he is. So now we're in the third

0:53:41.200 --> 0:53:44.880
<v Speaker 1>part of the show. Um, he loves planes. He's shirtless.

0:53:45.080 --> 0:53:49.200
<v Speaker 1>It's like they're competing against a plane. Like, yeah, fall

0:53:49.239 --> 0:53:52.919
<v Speaker 1>more in love with you. Yes, he's like a boy.

0:53:52.920 --> 0:53:57.439
<v Speaker 1>He's like plane like he loves Oh yeah, I love that.

0:53:57.920 --> 0:54:00.520
<v Speaker 1>I love that up there, what do you? He really

0:54:00.560 --> 0:54:03.319
<v Speaker 1>does too. It's like a primal when they saw look

0:54:03.920 --> 0:54:08.319
<v Speaker 1>look at it. He was shirtless, kind of hot, dad

0:54:08.320 --> 0:54:14.359
<v Speaker 1>bud like like lean tall, just like like a hot improviser. Um. Um.

0:54:15.239 --> 0:54:18.440
<v Speaker 1>And they're on a group date and he goes and

0:54:18.640 --> 0:54:20.959
<v Speaker 1>there's a card that arrives and says, look up, see

0:54:20.960 --> 0:54:24.600
<v Speaker 1>you girls soon. And they're like, although we never actually

0:54:24.600 --> 0:54:27.280
<v Speaker 1>saw in the shot the girls standing near the mansion

0:54:27.440 --> 0:54:30.400
<v Speaker 1>and the plane buzzing the mansion, I think they filmed

0:54:30.400 --> 0:54:33.319
<v Speaker 1>it at separate times. I think, yeah, I don't. I

0:54:33.360 --> 0:54:36.200
<v Speaker 1>can't imagine. I don't know Hannah and was being like

0:54:36.320 --> 0:54:38.840
<v Speaker 1>insane in that moment. She was just like my friends

0:54:39.000 --> 0:54:43.920
<v Speaker 1>noticed he's rewind to see what she's like. She's just

0:54:44.400 --> 0:54:47.560
<v Speaker 1>she's so ready to become a spawn con. She cannot

0:54:47.560 --> 0:54:50.560
<v Speaker 1>wait to be a full influencer, like it just her

0:54:50.600 --> 0:54:54.440
<v Speaker 1>destiny to sell fad pit fun. Okay, So then we

0:54:54.480 --> 0:55:00.560
<v Speaker 1>have um the tough lady pilots, the Blue Ages, love

0:55:03.480 --> 0:55:06.680
<v Speaker 1>the Marine, and the first female Blue Angel. I loved,

0:55:07.600 --> 0:55:09.600
<v Speaker 1>like that's really cool, and all the girls were like,

0:55:09.760 --> 0:55:13.480
<v Speaker 1>uh huh, I loved it. They didn't understand. I love

0:55:13.600 --> 0:55:16.920
<v Speaker 1>what's the Blue Angel? And and the math test did

0:55:16.960 --> 0:55:19.279
<v Speaker 1>the math test and he sat Hannah and right next

0:55:19.280 --> 0:55:22.960
<v Speaker 1>to in her like you know her whispering sex one

0:55:23.000 --> 0:55:25.879
<v Speaker 1>mile is five thousand, two hundred and eighty Yeah, yeah,

0:55:25.960 --> 0:55:28.440
<v Speaker 1>that was I agree with you. My son knew that

0:55:28.440 --> 0:55:31.960
<v Speaker 1>because he runs. He knew that, right. I was like, oh, really,

0:55:32.120 --> 0:55:35.040
<v Speaker 1>she's so young. Maybe she remembers it from how high

0:55:35.080 --> 0:55:38.600
<v Speaker 1>is the mile High Club? A mile? Yeah, that's I know.

0:55:38.719 --> 0:55:41.719
<v Speaker 1>That's how I thought. Okay, I didn't understand that they

0:55:41.719 --> 0:55:46.360
<v Speaker 1>were supposed to convert to feet. I was like, okay, alright, okay,

0:55:46.719 --> 0:55:49.840
<v Speaker 1>thirty thousand feet. Someone thought a mile. The two of

0:55:49.880 --> 0:55:52.719
<v Speaker 1>them thought a mile was thirty thous I didn't know

0:55:53.640 --> 0:55:57.040
<v Speaker 1>a mile. I don't know. I have a two hour mile.

0:55:57.440 --> 0:56:02.000
<v Speaker 1>I can run. You're right, one mile, you're right. If

0:56:02.000 --> 0:56:05.520
<v Speaker 1>I was thirty thousand, you're absolutely right. I know you're right,

0:56:05.560 --> 0:56:08.200
<v Speaker 1>you're right. But I would have panicked in that moment

0:56:08.239 --> 0:56:11.160
<v Speaker 1>and not known. What did you I'm sure that, I'm

0:56:11.160 --> 0:56:13.879
<v Speaker 1>sure they just if you hear mile High Club, you think,

0:56:13.920 --> 0:56:15.960
<v Speaker 1>what did they say? We're now at ten thousand feet?

0:56:16.040 --> 0:56:20.640
<v Speaker 1>You know, like, oh, I see that's where they got

0:56:18.880 --> 0:56:30.080
<v Speaker 1>thirty feet and you can actually go to the bathroom anyway, Peter,

0:56:30.719 --> 0:56:32.960
<v Speaker 1>So then we have so then there's an Then they

0:56:33.000 --> 0:56:35.160
<v Speaker 1>also are like, are you ready to be a co pilot?

0:56:35.160 --> 0:56:38.560
<v Speaker 1>And they put on the flight suits and they poor Victoria,

0:56:38.680 --> 0:56:41.680
<v Speaker 1>they did what they did to Annalie's her teacups. It

0:56:41.760 --> 0:56:45.400
<v Speaker 1>was amazing. It was amazing. The teacup. The teacott was amazing.

0:56:45.520 --> 0:56:48.800
<v Speaker 1>First of all, the recreation of her childhood trauma, spinning

0:56:48.800 --> 0:56:51.240
<v Speaker 1>and throwing up in the teacup. Like very few people

0:56:51.280 --> 0:56:54.360
<v Speaker 1>can handle a contraption like I can't, Like you're supposed

0:56:54.560 --> 0:56:56.360
<v Speaker 1>that would be tough on a lot of people. I

0:56:56.640 --> 0:56:59.920
<v Speaker 1>would really bad interryer. I could have thrown up, for sure.

0:57:00.680 --> 0:57:05.040
<v Speaker 1>I did a play that was on a turntable, and um,

0:57:05.120 --> 0:57:07.200
<v Speaker 1>the other actors would have to like catch it's hard

0:57:07.239 --> 0:57:10.319
<v Speaker 1>for me to walk straight. It's tough. I did one too.

0:57:10.600 --> 0:57:12.799
<v Speaker 1>It's a spinning turn and you have to walk from

0:57:12.840 --> 0:57:17.360
<v Speaker 1>the wings solid ground onto a plate moving. I didn't leave.

0:57:17.400 --> 0:57:19.120
<v Speaker 1>You have to get used to I didn't leave to

0:57:19.400 --> 0:57:22.840
<v Speaker 1>play the entire like. I was on stage the entire play,

0:57:22.920 --> 0:57:25.440
<v Speaker 1>and it spun a lot, and for like two months afterwards,

0:57:25.560 --> 0:57:28.040
<v Speaker 1>the world like I'd been on a boat. It was

0:57:28.560 --> 0:57:33.640
<v Speaker 1>after you go skiing all night. You feel Also, that's

0:57:33.640 --> 0:57:36.360
<v Speaker 1>what like Astronauts trained with ye I felt badly for

0:57:36.480 --> 0:57:38.600
<v Speaker 1>And he was kind of spinning her and spinning her

0:57:38.720 --> 0:57:41.280
<v Speaker 1>and she's like all right, Like I am okay, buddy.

0:57:41.400 --> 0:57:43.840
<v Speaker 1>Like they didn't seem to do it to everyone. They're

0:57:43.840 --> 0:57:46.360
<v Speaker 1>like for those of you who but they built that

0:57:46.480 --> 0:57:50.040
<v Speaker 1>to make her throw up. And then she's like and

0:57:50.080 --> 0:57:52.960
<v Speaker 1>then she ran through. That was a great Disneyland ABC.

0:57:53.960 --> 0:57:57.320
<v Speaker 1>But like the Teacups, they made it scar Yeah, they're

0:57:57.360 --> 0:58:05.360
<v Speaker 1>like the teacups don't go that fast. I don't know,

0:58:05.600 --> 0:58:07.280
<v Speaker 1>but I would throw up on the teacot. I know

0:58:07.400 --> 0:58:10.680
<v Speaker 1>people that can't go on. I can't. I can't flashback

0:58:10.760 --> 0:58:14.520
<v Speaker 1>moment I went on, say traumatic for something so cute?

0:58:14.640 --> 0:58:17.000
<v Speaker 1>I know. So when was it? Was it a bachelor

0:58:17.040 --> 0:58:19.280
<v Speaker 1>where there was a date was on a plane where

0:58:19.280 --> 0:58:24.680
<v Speaker 1>they went they did yeah, yeah, grew up and then

0:58:24.680 --> 0:58:28.400
<v Speaker 1>they made out. That's right, Yeah he did. Kids, That's

0:58:28.440 --> 0:58:30.600
<v Speaker 1>what they do for that. That's what they did for

0:58:31.120 --> 0:58:34.520
<v Speaker 1>um Apollo thirteen comt that thing that goes up in

0:58:34.560 --> 0:58:40.080
<v Speaker 1>this Yeah, you're witless if I race. You know I'm

0:58:40.080 --> 0:58:43.560
<v Speaker 1>gonna you know, I'm gonna vomit. You know I'm gonna vomit. Okay,

0:58:43.560 --> 0:58:51.280
<v Speaker 1>so you'll be so cute. Excuse me, let's save me. Okay,

0:58:52.280 --> 0:58:54.200
<v Speaker 1>I do too, I do. That's the plan. I mean,

0:58:54.240 --> 0:58:56.960
<v Speaker 1>that's the plan. So then we have the obstacle. Course,

0:58:57.200 --> 0:58:59.040
<v Speaker 1>I have to say that wind machine and they look

0:58:59.120 --> 0:59:02.640
<v Speaker 1>like they put VOD. That was yeah, but I think

0:59:02.680 --> 0:59:05.440
<v Speaker 1>it was. I think it was like axal grease. They

0:59:05.560 --> 0:59:08.880
<v Speaker 1>looked like but I felt like they were falling on

0:59:08.920 --> 0:59:13.800
<v Speaker 1>their knees on pavement like they were they were falling

0:59:13.840 --> 0:59:16.240
<v Speaker 1>on their knees on pavement, getting knocked over on the

0:59:16.360 --> 0:59:24.160
<v Speaker 1>accellent Grez like that. Actually, I really enjoyed that we

0:59:24.160 --> 0:59:27.680
<v Speaker 1>should all go do something. Let's go and do something together.

0:59:28.240 --> 0:59:31.200
<v Speaker 1>Let's powerful. Those fans would be like they were all

0:59:31.480 --> 0:59:34.640
<v Speaker 1>getting blown away. I felt like, we need to go

0:59:34.800 --> 0:59:38.920
<v Speaker 1>do some like escape room together or something. Be fun. Okay,

0:59:39.200 --> 0:59:42.160
<v Speaker 1>then had to change and then they had to change

0:59:42.160 --> 0:59:44.280
<v Speaker 1>the front of the camera. I get the luggage key,

0:59:44.640 --> 0:59:48.720
<v Speaker 1>and then they were so pissed that Kelly cheated. Kelly

0:59:48.800 --> 0:59:51.480
<v Speaker 1>cheated in that one does not stand with me as well.

0:59:51.560 --> 0:59:58.480
<v Speaker 1>Kelly did cheat chet book of who won the Yeah

0:59:58.480 --> 1:00:02.680
<v Speaker 1>you know what. Nobody hauled him out. No one said hey, sorry, no,

1:00:02.680 --> 1:00:09.040
<v Speaker 1>no, no no, no, yeah, we were to my mind, it's

1:00:09.080 --> 1:00:12.440
<v Speaker 1>not even her, like it should be the producers or

1:00:12.640 --> 1:00:14.720
<v Speaker 1>like they should be like, I'm sorry Kelly, and you

1:00:14.920 --> 1:00:19.680
<v Speaker 1>didn't go out. I think she just didn't even know

1:00:19.720 --> 1:00:24.560
<v Speaker 1>that Key has a better chance. Yeah, yeah, sorry, Tammy.

1:00:25.040 --> 1:00:27.880
<v Speaker 1>Let's be real. Let's be real, Tammy your house. You

1:00:28.800 --> 1:00:32.320
<v Speaker 1>gave a really creepy like handcuff that he was actually like,

1:00:32.360 --> 1:00:35.080
<v Speaker 1>please on cuff for me, so we can't do the

1:00:35.120 --> 1:00:39.120
<v Speaker 1>first date with you. Um So then she wins, Kelly wins,

1:00:39.160 --> 1:00:42.600
<v Speaker 1>and they go up in the plane and have no chemistry.

1:00:42.960 --> 1:00:45.960
<v Speaker 1>She she's like, oh, look at that, like there's okay,

1:00:45.960 --> 1:00:48.320
<v Speaker 1>time to go back. It's like that's when you're supposed

1:00:48.320 --> 1:00:50.880
<v Speaker 1>to take that, and she did. They do we have

1:00:50.960 --> 1:00:55.040
<v Speaker 1>WiFi because we're really connected, and he goes, oh, love

1:00:55.480 --> 1:00:57.800
<v Speaker 1>love that, he said, I love that. I thought he

1:00:57.840 --> 1:00:59.800
<v Speaker 1>was getting nice because he didn't know what to say

1:01:00.080 --> 1:01:02.440
<v Speaker 1>tells the whole time because he kept saying like, I

1:01:02.520 --> 1:01:04.720
<v Speaker 1>love that. I think he was trying to be kind,

1:01:04.800 --> 1:01:07.680
<v Speaker 1>you know. I think it's just like a just like

1:01:07.760 --> 1:01:13.080
<v Speaker 1>a good kid. Yeah, yeah, I think he really did.

1:01:13.720 --> 1:01:18.480
<v Speaker 1>How old is how old are you? An? I'm so

1:01:18.880 --> 1:01:20.280
<v Speaker 1>you could have been a senior and he could have

1:01:20.280 --> 1:01:23.080
<v Speaker 1>been a junior and you could have dated him. Yeah,

1:01:23.240 --> 1:01:26.520
<v Speaker 1>and what I don't imagine and like like, yeah, that's

1:01:26.520 --> 1:01:29.640
<v Speaker 1>really fun. I like this guy's a cornball. I smoke.

1:01:29.760 --> 1:01:37.760
<v Speaker 1>We Yeah, I really probably wouldn't have been like yeah, yeah,

1:01:38.120 --> 1:01:40.120
<v Speaker 1>where I would be like, yeah, I'm sneaking out to

1:01:40.160 --> 1:01:43.520
<v Speaker 1>the back of the school. Yeah, would be edgy. It's

1:01:43.560 --> 1:01:49.080
<v Speaker 1>like wheaty in the cornball. So then we have um.

1:01:49.200 --> 1:01:53.160
<v Speaker 1>It was it was really like not like in my mind,

1:01:53.240 --> 1:01:55.400
<v Speaker 1>you get up there, you have this one moment, there's

1:01:55.480 --> 1:01:59.040
<v Speaker 1>thirty twenty girls still, Like it's so many people. You

1:01:59.080 --> 1:02:01.920
<v Speaker 1>want to get any connection is early. You want to

1:02:01.920 --> 1:02:04.680
<v Speaker 1>like take that moment and be like wow, to see

1:02:04.680 --> 1:02:07.800
<v Speaker 1>you in your element, like doing your thing like anything

1:02:08.440 --> 1:02:12.400
<v Speaker 1>she literally brought. She had like no sexual energy, There

1:02:12.440 --> 1:02:15.520
<v Speaker 1>was no intimacy. There was no even like I'm nervous

1:02:15.560 --> 1:02:17.680
<v Speaker 1>but I'm gonna hold your hand or whatever, like or

1:02:18.080 --> 1:02:20.960
<v Speaker 1>I know you're like, there was nothing you take that

1:02:21.400 --> 1:02:26.520
<v Speaker 1>little moment alone, nothing did you feel that? Basic? Yeah,

1:02:26.520 --> 1:02:29.600
<v Speaker 1>it's like it's not it's not progressing, but like basic

1:02:29.640 --> 1:02:32.960
<v Speaker 1>could be there with but like you be basic and flirty,

1:02:33.920 --> 1:02:36.960
<v Speaker 1>basic and like it's still stuck in that like Opening Night,

1:02:37.000 --> 1:02:40.200
<v Speaker 1>like yeah, it's really me. Yeah, she feels like she's

1:02:40.200 --> 1:02:42.160
<v Speaker 1>playing at safe, but she seems like someone who does

1:02:42.200 --> 1:02:44.000
<v Speaker 1>that because like you know, she went to law school

1:02:44.000 --> 1:02:46.120
<v Speaker 1>like every other human being in her family, and that

1:02:46.840 --> 1:02:50.480
<v Speaker 1>her father's law. She worked with their creepy brothers that

1:02:50.600 --> 1:02:54.959
<v Speaker 1>feel like Joejoe's brothers. Yes, they feel like Jojoe's brother

1:02:55.200 --> 1:02:58.960
<v Speaker 1>So she's like the only woman kiss here on the bath,

1:02:59.040 --> 1:03:01.000
<v Speaker 1>like to question you if you could send this chair

1:03:01.520 --> 1:03:05.720
<v Speaker 1>when you're right when Jo's brothers kissed her on the mouth.

1:03:05.840 --> 1:03:08.640
<v Speaker 1>I will never if my brother ever even gave me

1:03:08.680 --> 1:03:12.040
<v Speaker 1>a handshake out with okay, and I love my brother,

1:03:12.120 --> 1:03:15.280
<v Speaker 1>I love them Okay. So then we have UM. So

1:03:15.320 --> 1:03:17.120
<v Speaker 1>then they come back and she goes to and they're

1:03:17.120 --> 1:03:18.960
<v Speaker 1>like it's like they were like, how is that? And

1:03:19.000 --> 1:03:22.400
<v Speaker 1>it was like silence when they go, silence when they're

1:03:22.920 --> 1:03:25.160
<v Speaker 1>and then she's sitting here going is so weird? Were

1:03:25.240 --> 1:03:27.600
<v Speaker 1>sitting in the lobby like that, like I got he

1:03:27.680 --> 1:03:30.000
<v Speaker 1>sucked me in this lobby a month ago, like I

1:03:30.080 --> 1:03:33.000
<v Speaker 1>sucked in this lobby. But they were so weirder than

1:03:33.040 --> 1:03:37.320
<v Speaker 1>One person was like I have to tell you you cheated,

1:03:37.800 --> 1:03:41.160
<v Speaker 1>like your win wasn't really a win. You cheated in

1:03:41.200 --> 1:03:44.000
<v Speaker 1>a court of law, Kelly, that one in stand Maybe

1:03:44.000 --> 1:03:46.960
<v Speaker 1>you should figure it out, okay, And she was literally like, oh,

1:03:47.000 --> 1:03:49.800
<v Speaker 1>I didn't know there were rules. It's like what I know?

1:03:50.280 --> 1:03:54.960
<v Speaker 1>And yet I've planned The producers like father, they kuind

1:03:54.960 --> 1:03:56.760
<v Speaker 1>have just called. They didn't. They wanted her to win.

1:03:57.240 --> 1:04:01.480
<v Speaker 1>They did, so then um victory goes. This is scary

1:04:01.560 --> 1:04:04.680
<v Speaker 1>and uncomfortable and out of my comfort zone. No one's

1:04:04.720 --> 1:04:07.200
<v Speaker 1>ever when you came in to ask if I was

1:04:07.240 --> 1:04:09.560
<v Speaker 1>okay after I threw up, no one's ever cared. That

1:04:09.600 --> 1:04:12.160
<v Speaker 1>made me sad for her. She think it's true. Yes,

1:04:12.280 --> 1:04:14.320
<v Speaker 1>this is the same hot girl that said no one

1:04:14.320 --> 1:04:16.960
<v Speaker 1>ever gave her flowers. Think she raised her sister from

1:04:17.000 --> 1:04:18.920
<v Speaker 1>when she was like four and her mom was an

1:04:18.920 --> 1:04:22.720
<v Speaker 1>addicted her dad died. I didn't know that, you guys,

1:04:22.880 --> 1:04:25.920
<v Speaker 1>Tyler Tyler C tweeted Peter gave a girl a bottle

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<v Speaker 1>of water and checked on her, and she said that's

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<v Speaker 1>the best she's ever been treated. We gotta do better, man,

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<v Speaker 1>which I thought was she's also the one who had

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<v Speaker 1>never gotten flowers, right, Yes, And he ran outside and

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<v Speaker 1>he picked the fake flowers that were planted waiting for

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<v Speaker 1>him in the garden right outside his window. That was

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<v Speaker 1>a good job by him. It was so sweet. And yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>because when you look at that picture she and her

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<v Speaker 1>little sister, it's like, I didn't know that was sad

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<v Speaker 1>with her. Do you think she was like, is this

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<v Speaker 1>the rose? Are we? I know it was weird and

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<v Speaker 1>you're like, are we doing this? That's why he had

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<v Speaker 1>four fake peonies? Yeah, yeah, and they kind of look

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<v Speaker 1>like roses, but they were clearly but Michael me too.

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<v Speaker 1>And then he didn't he didn't. He gave it Vitoria. Yeah, Victoria,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll give you fake roses Roses, so then we have

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<v Speaker 1>um you guys. I just had a flashback. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god. I just had aback. When I first

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<v Speaker 1>moved to New York, I auditioned to go be in

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<v Speaker 1>the Stella Adler Conservatory and I just needed to do

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<v Speaker 1>a five minute piece. So I just I wrote and

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<v Speaker 1>did a one woman five minute version of the Glass Minagerie.

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<v Speaker 1>And I said like, yeah, and I go blue. I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, you you used to call me blue roses

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<v Speaker 1>because you asked me what was wrong with me? And

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<v Speaker 1>I said blue roses, but you thought that I said

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<v Speaker 1>blue roses and they were like, um, can you come

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<v Speaker 1>back with a prepared like and I was like, blue

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<v Speaker 1>out your candles, Laura. I knew as soon as I

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<v Speaker 1>started it wasn't gonna fly like and I still had

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<v Speaker 1>to commit, like I still had to execute the entire thing.

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<v Speaker 1>I did that. I did that whole like I actually

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<v Speaker 1>did that. I did get in, but it was like

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<v Speaker 1>not with that. It was like so brutal pling that

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<v Speaker 1>in your interpretation because they're like supposed to be fro Missouri.

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<v Speaker 1>I think in the place. Yeah, I love the interpretation.

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<v Speaker 1>She's like New York. You called me, you said because

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<v Speaker 1>I said parosil maybe I said plarocious, and I said,

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<v Speaker 1>you said that, I said plar roses, blue candles, Laura,

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<v Speaker 1>I would accept you because I'd be like, she's nup

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<v Speaker 1>as me. As I mentioned before, I do had my

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<v Speaker 1>class animal collection. I'm not even exaggerating. That's what I did.

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<v Speaker 1>And I knew it. I knew it was bad. I

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<v Speaker 1>knew it was the wrong call immediately, but I nothing

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<v Speaker 1>else prepared. I had to just commit. Okay, guys, we're back.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what, Let's take a break on that for

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<v Speaker 1>a second. Oh, bone zone. Time for the bone zone,

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<v Speaker 1>and we're back. Hi, everybody, Okay. So he's just given

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<v Speaker 1>the roses, and he was a gentleman. I feel badly

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<v Speaker 1>for her that she had never gotten flowers. I know,

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<v Speaker 1>I know, and she had never gotten flowers. I still

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<v Speaker 1>didn't get the rose. Gill didn't get the rose. Um

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<v Speaker 1>and then we have UM. So then he goes and

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<v Speaker 1>grabs Kelly. He's like, should we re enact our meeting?

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<v Speaker 1>And um and she get him though didn't she already?

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<v Speaker 1>She went in Hannah and him. I don't blame her

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<v Speaker 1>the whole one on. She'd already had a whole day,

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<v Speaker 1>I know, but early on. You gotta do what you

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<v Speaker 1>guys do. Have you guys stated competition? Girls? Yeah, all

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<v Speaker 1>here for you to go meet him too. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>I am here for you to go. I mean being

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<v Speaker 1>very transparent with me, and I understand, but like, I

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<v Speaker 1>want you to go, girl, go make a run for it,

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<v Speaker 1>make a run, make a program down for a little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me make a run for it. It's so condescending.

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<v Speaker 1>What if they find her staring at a wall. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, she's just like plugged in. She's small wonder.

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<v Speaker 1>She is small wonder. She's hot, small wonder. So then

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<v Speaker 1>they have um. So then he goes, hey, don't let

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<v Speaker 1>it affect you. I know you've got a target on

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<v Speaker 1>your back. She's like day thing that. And then and

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<v Speaker 1>they're like, so, let's just say where was it? And

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<v Speaker 1>he goes, and I think you'd be sitting right up here.

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<v Speaker 1>He wanted her to spread her legs so he could

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<v Speaker 1>dry I felt like he wanted her to get into

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<v Speaker 1>make out with a dry hump, but she was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a lawyer and a lady and I'm going to

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<v Speaker 1>side saddle this kiss I missed all. I think he

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<v Speaker 1>on it, like he had a real like I'm putting

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<v Speaker 1>you on the bar. I think he wanted to go

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<v Speaker 1>in for a like where she would like wrap her

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<v Speaker 1>legs around him, but she was like, not yet, Bro,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe they did that. When maybe they did that, I

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<v Speaker 1>was wondering, do you think maybe they didn't. Maybe that's

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<v Speaker 1>how they kid. She's like, she doesn't want to do it.

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<v Speaker 1>She's like, I've got a mini skirt on and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>a lawyer. So what do you think really happened? He

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<v Speaker 1>was trying to reenact the dry hump. Think that was

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<v Speaker 1>your impression. I know I thought he'd been away from

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<v Speaker 1>the screen to eat a potato skin at this point

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<v Speaker 1>because I don't know what you're talking. You're a good cook,

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<v Speaker 1>aren't you, But no, Steve makes frozen appetizers for the

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<v Speaker 1>first night of Bachelor. That's that's the most spectacular, that's

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<v Speaker 1>ritual of a marriage you could ever have. Okay, so

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<v Speaker 1>then we have Okay, we're just gonna keep it moving

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<v Speaker 1>because it was a three hour premiere, Okay, so a

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<v Speaker 1>three hour tour that's what was to So then we

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<v Speaker 1>see the target on the back. So then so then

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<v Speaker 1>then they come back and people like, that's not fair.

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<v Speaker 1>You've already talked to him. That's not fair. And then um,

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<v Speaker 1>so then we have a one on one day. I

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<v Speaker 1>couldn't believe there was another one on one day and

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<v Speaker 1>another group day. It was like this was insane. It

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<v Speaker 1>was like a full season of television. And so they

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<v Speaker 1>go they go Madison. The basketball player goes to his

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<v Speaker 1>parents house where they're renewing their vack. Do you think

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<v Speaker 1>that they decided to ruin you their vows that just

1:10:23.840 --> 1:10:31.080
<v Speaker 1>happened to parents are eating. They are like, Peter is

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<v Speaker 1>going to be famous, but we will too, Like they're

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<v Speaker 1>so weird. Mustache the mom they love it. It's actually

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<v Speaker 1>really like the mom. She's really fun. She's always like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, I know she's fine, and she's and

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<v Speaker 1>then she's nice to the girls, like she's warm. I

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<v Speaker 1>will say, recite that fifteen line verse we always say

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<v Speaker 1>in Spanish. Right now. She also somebody emailed us a

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<v Speaker 1>fan of ours email. Doesn't they found a clip and

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<v Speaker 1>we haven't played it. I don't looked at it. You

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<v Speaker 1>we have to look at it. They they compiled for

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<v Speaker 1>us a clip he was on like a there was

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<v Speaker 1>like a survivor for kids, like he was like a

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<v Speaker 1>twelve year old survivor. And then somebody combined, we'll have

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<v Speaker 1>we'll play it afterwards. They compiled for us. So this

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<v Speaker 1>kid's been trying to be on TV and he was

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<v Speaker 1>like a filmed actor and she was twelve and he

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<v Speaker 1>was like a failed actor. They've they've they've been southern

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<v Speaker 1>California trying to get him on the television. So it

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<v Speaker 1>was just like a sweet where his parents on the

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, we have to watch it later. So

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<v Speaker 1>then so they do the renewing of the vows, and um,

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<v Speaker 1>they loved their close up. My dear sweetheart, I bless

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<v Speaker 1>you and live with the love for you, and I

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<v Speaker 1>told you with all my heart I love you, and

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<v Speaker 1>the dad was weeping and and then they threw it

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<v Speaker 1>right at her and she catches the bouquet and problem,

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<v Speaker 1>of course throw it right. But she really fit right in.

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<v Speaker 1>I have to say, I felt like she rose to

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<v Speaker 1>the challenge and was charming. I liked her. She didn't

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<v Speaker 1>feel like there was like a super huge connection between

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<v Speaker 1>her and the mom, though not enough for the mom

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<v Speaker 1>to be like bring her home to us unless they

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<v Speaker 1>meet again, which could happen. I mean it's hard on

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<v Speaker 1>a first date, but I thought she was sweet enough

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<v Speaker 1>to be to not be like kicked out. And then

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<v Speaker 1>she goes, I feel like I've known you my whole life,

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<v Speaker 1>Like when I'm with you, I feel like I'm home.

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<v Speaker 1>And then she said, you remind me of my dad.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to marry someone like my dad. God, I

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<v Speaker 1>could not less want to marry someone. That's something you

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<v Speaker 1>should try and a voidge yourself. That's so, do not

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<v Speaker 1>marry your father. Yea, So he must have he must

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<v Speaker 1>really like her if he took her on this date.

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<v Speaker 1>He's obsessed with anyone who's obsessed with their family. He

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<v Speaker 1>just takes a breath to be like, I really appreciate

1:12:45.479 --> 1:12:47.920
<v Speaker 1>she loves his family. I mean they're his best friends

1:12:48.040 --> 1:12:51.639
<v Speaker 1>before his family, before he was on Bachelor, the only

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<v Speaker 1>people he ever instagrammed photos with, like who he was

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<v Speaker 1>hanging out with was his family. There was like like,

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<v Speaker 1>he's there's his dad. There's such a corn. He's also

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<v Speaker 1>like flying around, so he's not at home. So it's

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<v Speaker 1>like if you're gone all the time and then you

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<v Speaker 1>live at home, get it? I mean I literally was

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<v Speaker 1>watching that and I like even said to my friends,

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, I wish I had a family that

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<v Speaker 1>was closely Yeah, I mean I love my family. Look

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<v Speaker 1>if I lived at home, I can see how it

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<v Speaker 1>would be very easy to like fall into that pattern.

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<v Speaker 1>You gotta get out. You gotta cut the curd kids,

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<v Speaker 1>no matter how many roommates you gotta have to afford

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<v Speaker 1>be able to do it. You gotta you gotta get out. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>could I say one thing as a sign that said

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<v Speaker 1>the Webers? It was an apostrophe for the before the

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<v Speaker 1>s not needed thank you. Someone let them know thank you,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you Weber Webber, Webber, Sorry Webber, but it was

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<v Speaker 1>it was w E b E R apostrophees I needed that.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, there's long to the Webber's. It would be Webber's.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, there's a lot of we could do a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of grammar stuff on this show. She said, it

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<v Speaker 1>feels that I watched her and start to shut down

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<v Speaker 1>because she's like, wow, like I really like you. And

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<v Speaker 1>then I watched like a storm cloud come in where

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<v Speaker 1>she goes but it's gonna be hard to share you

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<v Speaker 1>with the other girls, and it's gonna be hard. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>a cautious person. I'm slowing relationships. And then I like,

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<v Speaker 1>I watched all the like she was like a wide

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<v Speaker 1>open book, and then the storm clouds rose in. He

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<v Speaker 1>was like, hey, hey, hey girl, hey girl, I see

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<v Speaker 1>your heart. I'm gonna protect your heart. Theory, so we

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<v Speaker 1>we find out someone like in the Coming up and

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<v Speaker 1>says she's gonna be the virgin. She's gotta be the virgin.

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<v Speaker 1>All that time, I thought the same thing. I thought

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<v Speaker 1>the same a virgin five and especially she's like, it's

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<v Speaker 1>going to be hard to see you with other people. No, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I agree with that. I'm slow. I agree with you.

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<v Speaker 1>And she's gonna and she might take herself out if

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<v Speaker 1>she finds out that he did it with somebody else.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course he doesn't. Of course he did, because he's

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<v Speaker 1>the bachelor and he sucked four times. Do you think

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<v Speaker 1>we learned that she's no, Maybe it comes on later

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<v Speaker 1>on because they have to do stories about their sex

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<v Speaker 1>lives upcoming. She's not on the group's on the group.

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<v Speaker 1>She's on the one I wanted. Because we even hear

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<v Speaker 1>someone say why she wait so long to tell him?

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<v Speaker 1>She yea, it's got to be her. I thought the

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<v Speaker 1>same thing. I thought that was her. So then they

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<v Speaker 1>go back there like that. He's like, Dad's not at

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<v Speaker 1>all and then they round the bed and there's and

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<v Speaker 1>they're basically at like a reception for a wedding for

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<v Speaker 1>their parents fell but they have to have the stage

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<v Speaker 1>for forty minutes. I have to say. I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm starting to drink the kool aid. And I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, I didn't mind this toneil lard zone. I

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<v Speaker 1>thought her outfit was crazy with her sleeves that had

1:15:40.160 --> 1:15:42.880
<v Speaker 1>a cape sleeves. I was like, I'm here for this

1:15:43.120 --> 1:15:48.400
<v Speaker 1>crazy til arch. There's a captain playing pianos. Captain captain

1:15:48.439 --> 1:15:51.160
<v Speaker 1>and arks, Yeah, that would be great. I would pay

1:15:51.200 --> 1:15:53.719
<v Speaker 1>you money. I want to buy you an Amazon captain's

1:15:53.760 --> 1:15:56.080
<v Speaker 1>outface and I wanted you to call yourself the captain

1:15:56.479 --> 1:15:59.880
<v Speaker 1>and you can be the captain and consider having to

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<v Speaker 1>nil a feature on one ear. Try a good idea,

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<v Speaker 1>good thinking. Let's get on this show. How do you

1:16:08.240 --> 1:16:10.680
<v Speaker 1>get caught up? Like, how do you get bachelor to

1:16:10.760 --> 1:16:13.920
<v Speaker 1>hire you for a date? We try, We try that.

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<v Speaker 1>We tried to get me to go on. When Danielle

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<v Speaker 1>um M was on Paradise. We tried. My manager tried

1:16:22.520 --> 1:16:24.960
<v Speaker 1>to get me to go on and like give advice

1:16:25.000 --> 1:16:27.720
<v Speaker 1>in a hot tub and then have Danielle go on

1:16:27.720 --> 1:16:30.360
<v Speaker 1>a date and have Rob's band be there, and they

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<v Speaker 1>didn't get back to us. Still waiting for that call.

1:16:34.160 --> 1:16:37.599
<v Speaker 1>So does that tell your followers to inundate them with tweets? Yes?

1:16:39.160 --> 1:16:47.200
<v Speaker 1>Than Bachelor ABC. Yeah, if you're not a hashtag, don't

1:16:47.240 --> 1:16:49.840
<v Speaker 1>worry about whether he's tired or not. Worry more about

1:16:49.840 --> 1:16:58.880
<v Speaker 1>getting him on the ABC on loloader for Bachelor son

1:16:58.960 --> 1:17:01.040
<v Speaker 1>and then where it will be part to your band. Yeah,

1:17:06.280 --> 1:17:09.200
<v Speaker 1>and we each carry one piece of equipment exactly. I

1:17:09.200 --> 1:17:11.639
<v Speaker 1>want to be your tamin out of your tambourine girl.

1:17:12.800 --> 1:17:15.000
<v Speaker 1>Then we have a we're a weird Stevie Nicks thing

1:17:15.000 --> 1:17:16.880
<v Speaker 1>and just dancing a circle like a witch, and then

1:17:16.880 --> 1:17:18.360
<v Speaker 1>I'll throw up and you have to deal with this

1:17:22.920 --> 1:17:27.000
<v Speaker 1>on a very special wrath. When I grew up tching

1:17:27.040 --> 1:17:29.200
<v Speaker 1>like a witch on your stitch and you brought me water,

1:17:29.400 --> 1:17:32.160
<v Speaker 1>I felt so steen, I felt so taken care of.

1:17:32.560 --> 1:17:34.920
<v Speaker 1>Now would he never let me be a tambourine girl before?

1:17:34.920 --> 1:17:37.000
<v Speaker 1>And you can for me? And then I'm like, I'm sorry?

1:17:37.040 --> 1:17:40.479
<v Speaker 1>Which one were you, And then like he didn't remember.

1:17:42.880 --> 1:17:46.120
<v Speaker 1>There are a couple of women vomited. He didn't remember.

1:17:46.120 --> 1:17:49.040
<v Speaker 1>I was special. So then we has a group date.

1:17:49.320 --> 1:17:52.599
<v Speaker 1>Oh you guys, here we go black butter cop This

1:17:52.640 --> 1:17:55.479
<v Speaker 1>is where about Katie's theories. I already thought it was

1:17:55.520 --> 1:17:57.559
<v Speaker 1>a great episode. I was already like, this is long,

1:17:57.680 --> 1:18:02.200
<v Speaker 1>but great. The east his back bitches is what she said,

1:18:02.640 --> 1:18:06.280
<v Speaker 1>which I didn't like. That was a real bummer. I

1:18:06.320 --> 1:18:09.240
<v Speaker 1>didn't like it, like her being there. I was like,

1:18:09.360 --> 1:18:15.280
<v Speaker 1>oh God, putting yourself the senior that will not go away,

1:18:15.280 --> 1:18:18.920
<v Speaker 1>that graduated last year, Like it's over. You funked up.

1:18:18.960 --> 1:18:22.559
<v Speaker 1>You picked Jed Tyler went on to dot it didn't work.

1:18:22.600 --> 1:18:25.559
<v Speaker 1>You did Dancing with the Stars. Just go away. She

1:18:25.600 --> 1:18:27.960
<v Speaker 1>really likes the screen time, man. So then I also

1:18:28.080 --> 1:18:31.280
<v Speaker 1>talking about the windmill here I can't. Again I can,

1:18:31.320 --> 1:18:35.200
<v Speaker 1>and then again I can't. And then we cast it.

1:18:35.200 --> 1:18:38.400
<v Speaker 1>It's a romantic but I he just is she just sweet?

1:18:38.720 --> 1:18:41.920
<v Speaker 1>And then this pilot took me do it wasn't SiO.

1:18:42.560 --> 1:18:45.200
<v Speaker 1>It had a windmill, and then we did it, and

1:18:45.240 --> 1:18:47.200
<v Speaker 1>then did it, and then in the morning we did

1:18:47.280 --> 1:18:52.440
<v Speaker 1>it again. My little fashioned and that it was producers

1:18:52.439 --> 1:18:55.920
<v Speaker 1>made her do that because I felt like she hated it. No,

1:18:56.280 --> 1:19:00.920
<v Speaker 1>she doesn't have a contract with them. She's she's for cry. No,

1:19:01.040 --> 1:19:04.000
<v Speaker 1>she doesn't not anymore tears. It feels like she is

1:19:04.400 --> 1:19:07.479
<v Speaker 1>like she's smiling and then goes behind the scenes and

1:19:07.560 --> 1:19:12.880
<v Speaker 1>just like we know she's crazy. And this was also

1:19:12.960 --> 1:19:15.800
<v Speaker 1>so this is probably film less fault. She had a

1:19:15.840 --> 1:19:18.080
<v Speaker 1>contract with ABC at that time. She was on Dancing

1:19:18.080 --> 1:19:21.360
<v Speaker 1>with I know, but she didn't have to do that.

1:19:21.560 --> 1:19:25.200
<v Speaker 1>And she's so crazy and I think she knows, she

1:19:25.960 --> 1:19:29.360
<v Speaker 1>knows she blew it. She blew it. And then Tyler

1:19:29.400 --> 1:19:33.720
<v Speaker 1>went on to jiujihadd like, here's the other thing about her.

1:19:33.760 --> 1:19:38.360
<v Speaker 1>She does not like to lose. She doesn't she's weirdly competitive.

1:19:38.680 --> 1:19:40.639
<v Speaker 1>And she gets there all those girls and I think

1:19:40.680 --> 1:19:44.320
<v Speaker 1>somebody kicks in and she's like, I gotta win this. Yeah,

1:19:44.320 --> 1:19:48.040
<v Speaker 1>you're right, You're absolutely right. You're not. No, but I

1:19:48.040 --> 1:19:50.080
<v Speaker 1>got to what date was happening while she was on

1:19:50.200 --> 1:19:51.680
<v Speaker 1>Dance with her, because when he walked in the room

1:19:51.760 --> 1:19:54.320
<v Speaker 1>was hey, birthday girl. She was on Dance with daring

1:19:54.400 --> 1:20:00.000
<v Speaker 1>her birthday and then Uma awful like figured out the

1:20:00.120 --> 1:20:02.680
<v Speaker 1>dates and that that date that like that when she

1:20:02.760 --> 1:20:04.960
<v Speaker 1>was around there was like the day after, so she

1:20:05.080 --> 1:20:07.280
<v Speaker 1>had a really hard night on Dance with the Stars

1:20:07.320 --> 1:20:10.000
<v Speaker 1>and the judges were like that was good to her,

1:20:10.320 --> 1:20:12.040
<v Speaker 1>where they like literally had to go back and be like,

1:20:12.080 --> 1:20:14.439
<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, we were so mean to you. And it

1:20:14.560 --> 1:20:16.920
<v Speaker 1>was the day after that, so she could have been

1:20:16.920 --> 1:20:20.240
<v Speaker 1>suffering a little bit. She was tired. I know that, dude.

1:20:23.640 --> 1:20:26.280
<v Speaker 1>I think, good work. Do you want me to get

1:20:26.280 --> 1:20:30.000
<v Speaker 1>my theory? Yeah, ask her to be on the show,

1:20:30.560 --> 1:20:32.960
<v Speaker 1>and she's gonna say no obviously because she can't because

1:20:32.960 --> 1:20:35.200
<v Speaker 1>she's but they're also going to play up that the

1:20:35.240 --> 1:20:37.760
<v Speaker 1>other girls go nuts. But then I think I kind

1:20:37.760 --> 1:20:39.479
<v Speaker 1>of feel like he's going to go back to her.

1:20:39.520 --> 1:20:41.240
<v Speaker 1>Maybe Yeah, I don't think we're done with her. I

1:20:41.280 --> 1:20:43.920
<v Speaker 1>don't think he's going so she's gonna leave, and then

1:20:43.920 --> 1:20:45.720
<v Speaker 1>he's gonna make it so far and it's going to

1:20:45.800 --> 1:20:51.040
<v Speaker 1>be like Hannah and towards that he's gonna like Madison.

1:20:51.240 --> 1:20:53.920
<v Speaker 1>It's like, obviously she if she's going to show up again,

1:20:54.240 --> 1:20:57.000
<v Speaker 1>and then and then the other ones fucking suck. Whoever

1:20:57.040 --> 1:21:00.240
<v Speaker 1>else there sucks, and so then he's gonna like he's

1:21:00.280 --> 1:21:09.719
<v Speaker 1>gonna say she's talking about what's his name, Chris Harrison

1:21:09.720 --> 1:21:11.439
<v Speaker 1>who goes to him goes. I have some news this year.

1:21:11.560 --> 1:21:13.559
<v Speaker 1>Maybe Hannah went back as well and was like I

1:21:13.560 --> 1:21:15.519
<v Speaker 1>can't stop thinking about him, which is what I tell

1:21:15.640 --> 1:21:21.400
<v Speaker 1>him up Ari and and whatever the wife's name is.

1:21:22.800 --> 1:21:24.880
<v Speaker 1>Do you think she wins? I don't know, because I

1:21:24.920 --> 1:21:26.600
<v Speaker 1>think he's not going to choose anyone, because I do

1:21:26.680 --> 1:21:29.519
<v Speaker 1>think Madison is, Like, I think something's gonna happen with

1:21:29.520 --> 1:21:31.120
<v Speaker 1>her being a virgin of him fucking someone else, Like

1:21:31.120 --> 1:21:33.360
<v Speaker 1>that's going to suck it up for Madison. Yeah, the girl,

1:21:34.920 --> 1:21:38.760
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Yeah, probably maybe I think I think

1:21:38.800 --> 1:21:43.519
<v Speaker 1>Hannah be is gonna come back somehow. Yeah, honestly she can't.

1:21:43.520 --> 1:21:45.880
<v Speaker 1>That was right because she wins Dancing with the Star,

1:21:46.040 --> 1:21:47.600
<v Speaker 1>So she's not going to go around the world to

1:21:47.680 --> 1:21:52.719
<v Speaker 1>where whatever country is sponsored. That's a great theory, Katie, Katie,

1:21:52.720 --> 1:21:56.240
<v Speaker 1>when did Dancing with the Stars and what months recently?

1:21:56.280 --> 1:21:58.240
<v Speaker 1>I think very recent? Hold on, let me look at it.

1:21:58.439 --> 1:22:02.559
<v Speaker 1>This is thrilling. Means they still have a minimum two

1:22:02.560 --> 1:22:05.320
<v Speaker 1>more episodes to shoot of The Bachelor right now. No,

1:22:05.479 --> 1:22:07.880
<v Speaker 1>they're all done. They always done done, They're always done

1:22:07.880 --> 1:22:10.760
<v Speaker 1>before they finished it and then edit it. Then they

1:22:10.880 --> 1:22:13.439
<v Speaker 1>edit it. Yeah, because they have to know how to

1:22:13.520 --> 1:22:23.080
<v Speaker 1>fake it. Won They won November, all right, oh here

1:22:23.080 --> 1:22:26.880
<v Speaker 1>it is November. They won because Alan posted it all

1:22:27.160 --> 1:22:28.880
<v Speaker 1>her dance parnders so cute, and I think they should

1:22:28.880 --> 1:22:31.360
<v Speaker 1>have fucked you guys, you guys, you guys. So wait

1:22:31.400 --> 1:22:34.240
<v Speaker 1>a minute. So then she goes so then she gives

1:22:34.280 --> 1:22:37.719
<v Speaker 1>this awful assignment that you have to tell this story

1:22:38.200 --> 1:22:42.840
<v Speaker 1>about a sexual experience or a fantasy. I have so

1:22:42.920 --> 1:22:50.280
<v Speaker 1>many good ones, do you yes? Tuning in fantasies are

1:22:50.320 --> 1:22:56.679
<v Speaker 1>a memory, fantasies, fantasies it wait, I will say this.

1:22:57.040 --> 1:23:02.280
<v Speaker 1>I just after watching the end of Fleabag, I did

1:23:02.320 --> 1:23:05.160
<v Speaker 1>go online and look up clergy porn. There's a lot

1:23:05.200 --> 1:23:09.200
<v Speaker 1>and it's really oh my god. I found this old

1:23:09.320 --> 1:23:13.040
<v Speaker 1>Italian movie. You're speaking Italian and it's just dirty and

1:23:13.160 --> 1:23:18.120
<v Speaker 1>hot and weird. Yeah. This guy that's one standing outside

1:23:18.120 --> 1:23:19.640
<v Speaker 1>the door, and I'm like, i's he gonna join it?

1:23:20.840 --> 1:23:23.960
<v Speaker 1>He said that after after Fleaback season two, that's what

1:23:24.040 --> 1:23:26.040
<v Speaker 1>hard me go do it. Apparently they said that there

1:23:26.120 --> 1:23:29.240
<v Speaker 1>was like a whole uptick and international in people. I

1:23:29.360 --> 1:23:35.520
<v Speaker 1>started searching for priests and stuff, clergy not even religious.

1:23:37.560 --> 1:23:43.920
<v Speaker 1>If you're not religious, I come the media. I I

1:23:44.040 --> 1:23:47.800
<v Speaker 1>can't believe I'm saying it. That was me imitating Hardon.

1:23:50.520 --> 1:23:54.720
<v Speaker 1>That's how I sound like. It's like a Cardinal and

1:23:54.840 --> 1:24:00.479
<v Speaker 1>the Old Man. Yeah. Have you watch Fleaback? Okay, yeah, yeah,

1:24:00.479 --> 1:24:07.160
<v Speaker 1>I know, I love it. But that's what I didn't find,

1:24:07.479 --> 1:24:12.479
<v Speaker 1>like an American amateur New Jersey, you know, it was

1:24:12.600 --> 1:24:19.000
<v Speaker 1>it was, for some reason, a vein of Italian for

1:24:19.120 --> 1:24:23.400
<v Speaker 1>such a Catholic country. Yeah it was even hotter. Yeah good,

1:24:23.439 --> 1:24:27.479
<v Speaker 1>that's exciting. Okay. So then so then he goes and

1:24:27.479 --> 1:24:29.680
<v Speaker 1>he's and he's like rattled, and he's like it was

1:24:29.760 --> 1:24:32.599
<v Speaker 1>really weird, saying Hannah, and then we see her weeping

1:24:32.640 --> 1:24:34.920
<v Speaker 1>behind the windmill, and a producer was talking to her

1:24:34.920 --> 1:24:36.120
<v Speaker 1>and he's like, how are you feeling? Just like, I

1:24:36.120 --> 1:24:39.240
<v Speaker 1>don't know, I don't know. I loved him. So then

1:24:39.600 --> 1:24:44.360
<v Speaker 1>so she's crying, her non waterproof escarat is a mess,

1:24:44.520 --> 1:24:47.479
<v Speaker 1>but I loved it back back. And then he grounds

1:24:47.479 --> 1:24:50.080
<v Speaker 1>the bed and he's like, hey, birthday girl. She's like,

1:24:50.120 --> 1:24:53.320
<v Speaker 1>how are you? Just like not, okay, it's so weird.

1:24:53.360 --> 1:24:57.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm really sorry. And then um when he goes like

1:24:57.040 --> 1:24:58.680
<v Speaker 1>how was it when he first came back that night,

1:24:58.720 --> 1:25:01.880
<v Speaker 1>She's like it was terrible bringing the wings back. No

1:25:01.920 --> 1:25:05.719
<v Speaker 1>matter what, my heart was confused and really fucked up.

1:25:06.040 --> 1:25:07.960
<v Speaker 1>And this is when he really brought it and I was.

1:25:08.320 --> 1:25:12.200
<v Speaker 1>He was not mad about Jed. He was mad about

1:25:12.200 --> 1:25:15.960
<v Speaker 1>her asking out Tyler and him saying I didn't want

1:25:15.960 --> 1:25:18.320
<v Speaker 1>want I don't want to be your number three. He

1:25:18.360 --> 1:25:21.080
<v Speaker 1>had such a good point, like anybody could be fooled

1:25:21.120 --> 1:25:24.200
<v Speaker 1>to make the wrong choice, but like, okay, He's like,

1:25:24.240 --> 1:25:26.240
<v Speaker 1>I had no doubts about you. I went to that

1:25:26.280 --> 1:25:28.880
<v Speaker 1>after the final rows. I was ready for you to go.

1:25:29.040 --> 1:25:30.479
<v Speaker 1>I made a mistake. I'd like to give it a

1:25:30.520 --> 1:25:33.920
<v Speaker 1>go with you. And then you asked out Tyler. And

1:25:33.920 --> 1:25:36.679
<v Speaker 1>then when he said did you even think about asking

1:25:36.680 --> 1:25:38.759
<v Speaker 1>out me? Was there any you could tell? She didn't.

1:25:38.880 --> 1:25:40.920
<v Speaker 1>You could see in her whole eye she had a

1:25:40.960 --> 1:25:43.559
<v Speaker 1>valid points, like I thought you wanted to be bachelor.

1:25:43.720 --> 1:25:46.400
<v Speaker 1>Also like I wasn't trying to like drum up all

1:25:46.439 --> 1:25:48.360
<v Speaker 1>this ship for you again because you were trying to

1:25:48.400 --> 1:25:51.479
<v Speaker 1>get over, which is like they were both in valid positions.

1:25:51.520 --> 1:25:53.960
<v Speaker 1>I thought, like, who was this run around? Who was

1:25:54.080 --> 1:25:58.080
<v Speaker 1>number two? Tyler? Tyler? Tyler? That sorry, I also would

1:25:58.120 --> 1:26:02.640
<v Speaker 1>have asked out Tyler over Tyler was so hot I

1:26:02.680 --> 1:26:06.559
<v Speaker 1>think it's that there is an element to Hannahby at

1:26:06.560 --> 1:26:10.960
<v Speaker 1>this point, especially in that moment where she's just embarrassed.

1:26:11.320 --> 1:26:15.679
<v Speaker 1>Of course, she's now chasing after number three and he's

1:26:15.720 --> 1:26:18.759
<v Speaker 1>the bachelor, and I can see these tears and probably

1:26:18.800 --> 1:26:25.000
<v Speaker 1>exhaustion from Dancy, and she's so hyper competitive that she's

1:26:25.200 --> 1:26:29.880
<v Speaker 1>flipped out and she knows, she knows how embarrassing that

1:26:29.960 --> 1:26:32.879
<v Speaker 1>she blew. But let's just say with the Tyler situation,

1:26:33.000 --> 1:26:35.439
<v Speaker 1>she knows she had these two great guys. Tyler and

1:26:35.439 --> 1:26:39.080
<v Speaker 1>Peter were both great guys, and they were really lovely guys,

1:26:39.120 --> 1:26:41.880
<v Speaker 1>and she picked this ship ball after dragging people through

1:26:41.960 --> 1:26:45.920
<v Speaker 1>Luke all season. But she had these two nice, hot

1:26:45.960 --> 1:26:49.280
<v Speaker 1>gentlemen who really love, like sincerely seemed to love her,

1:26:49.840 --> 1:26:53.160
<v Speaker 1>and she fucked up. And then she tried with Tyler,

1:26:53.479 --> 1:26:56.560
<v Speaker 1>who then ghosted her and immediately did Gigi had to

1:26:56.640 --> 1:26:58.800
<v Speaker 1>eat after he probably sucked her. He did, they hooked

1:26:58.840 --> 1:27:01.640
<v Speaker 1>up and anyone did you geeawd need? So she's embarrassed

1:27:02.120 --> 1:27:06.360
<v Speaker 1>and now she's got nothing and the franchise is moving

1:27:06.400 --> 1:27:08.680
<v Speaker 1>on and she's trying and he's about to be the

1:27:08.680 --> 1:27:14.240
<v Speaker 1>bachelor's and she's just that this is pathetic. This is pathetic,

1:27:14.920 --> 1:27:18.920
<v Speaker 1>how embarrassing? Embarrassing when he's like, what would you say

1:27:18.960 --> 1:27:20.719
<v Speaker 1>if I asked you to come back? And she was like, well,

1:27:20.920 --> 1:27:26.439
<v Speaker 1>maybe you know you can't do this. You don't really

1:27:26.439 --> 1:27:28.240
<v Speaker 1>want to go back in there. If I was his

1:27:28.240 --> 1:27:30.720
<v Speaker 1>friend to be like, you can't. You gotta say, hey, man,

1:27:30.760 --> 1:27:32.960
<v Speaker 1>I gotta do this journey. And then I'm on and

1:27:33.000 --> 1:27:36.640
<v Speaker 1>I know maybe this isn't He loved her like we

1:27:36.720 --> 1:27:39.519
<v Speaker 1>all have people that like get us. We all like

1:27:40.000 --> 1:27:42.000
<v Speaker 1>back in the day, I feel like all of us

1:27:42.000 --> 1:27:43.840
<v Speaker 1>have people that are really bad for us, so that

1:27:43.920 --> 1:27:47.439
<v Speaker 1>when they beat their puppy dog eyes and so he's

1:27:47.439 --> 1:27:50.800
<v Speaker 1>and he's like, do you regret sending me home? She's like, yeah, Peter,

1:27:51.000 --> 1:27:53.880
<v Speaker 1>I question it all the time. And he goes, ha,

1:27:54.040 --> 1:27:57.000
<v Speaker 1>zero doubt. I know, had no doubt. And she said

1:27:57.000 --> 1:27:59.080
<v Speaker 1>I had no doubt that it was you and Jet

1:27:59.120 --> 1:28:02.920
<v Speaker 1>at the end. Then what I was, I don't I

1:28:02.920 --> 1:28:06.240
<v Speaker 1>don't like really funk with her so hard and like

1:28:06.320 --> 1:28:08.880
<v Speaker 1>shame her for having sex that she like got her

1:28:09.000 --> 1:28:13.000
<v Speaker 1>judgment clouded on. Peter like, I just don't know, like

1:28:13.080 --> 1:28:14.920
<v Speaker 1>that that was the thing. It was like me like

1:28:15.000 --> 1:28:17.000
<v Speaker 1>he looked like, wait, you never told me that. It's

1:28:17.040 --> 1:28:20.880
<v Speaker 1>like they probably cut out him saying that. The like

1:28:21.040 --> 1:28:25.839
<v Speaker 1>then like why did he? Yeah, we did every aspect

1:28:25.880 --> 1:28:28.840
<v Speaker 1>of That's when I was like, wait was it. She's like,

1:28:29.080 --> 1:28:31.200
<v Speaker 1>it's gonna be you and Jed going to my family.

1:28:31.360 --> 1:28:34.599
<v Speaker 1>It's like, then, why was it? Tyler said? He goes,

1:28:34.640 --> 1:28:37.519
<v Speaker 1>you never told me that? Like She's like yeah, And

1:28:37.560 --> 1:28:39.479
<v Speaker 1>I was like, what is happening? And I was like that,

1:28:39.800 --> 1:28:44.280
<v Speaker 1>but it wasn't you and Jedd. He seems genuinely be fuddled,

1:28:44.920 --> 1:28:50.200
<v Speaker 1>really genuinely painfully confused, as if he's questioning his judgment

1:28:50.320 --> 1:28:53.400
<v Speaker 1>and did he misremember. It was hard to watch, Honestly,

1:28:53.400 --> 1:28:56.360
<v Speaker 1>I felt like, that's a good guy who's really struggling

1:28:56.360 --> 1:29:00.519
<v Speaker 1>with Wait, what happened? Now? I don't know why I'm here? Yeah,

1:29:00.560 --> 1:29:03.200
<v Speaker 1>I missing? Why am I doing this? She tell me

1:29:03.280 --> 1:29:07.200
<v Speaker 1>I did I love her? Like he looked paint and

1:29:07.200 --> 1:29:11.479
<v Speaker 1>then a clearly I believe he loved her, and he

1:29:11.560 --> 1:29:15.200
<v Speaker 1>goes see her. I just wanted to kiss her, and like,

1:29:15.360 --> 1:29:17.280
<v Speaker 1>I mean, if you do it with her, I just

1:29:17.360 --> 1:29:22.519
<v Speaker 1>wanted to keep looking at her and beat him. He

1:29:22.680 --> 1:29:27.519
<v Speaker 1>loves her, and like if you do it with somebody

1:29:27.560 --> 1:29:30.559
<v Speaker 1>four times in a windmill, that you love, and that's

1:29:30.560 --> 1:29:33.200
<v Speaker 1>the last time you really interactive with them. And there

1:29:33.240 --> 1:29:36.120
<v Speaker 1>they are and they're crying, and they're like like like,

1:29:36.160 --> 1:29:38.760
<v Speaker 1>if you really really love someone, you can put all

1:29:38.760 --> 1:29:40.439
<v Speaker 1>those feelings aside because you're like, I'm about to be

1:29:40.479 --> 1:29:45.360
<v Speaker 1>the bachelor, about to meet all these new second in

1:29:45.439 --> 1:29:50.200
<v Speaker 1>the room with them, and they're just the two of you.

1:29:47.680 --> 1:29:53.200
<v Speaker 1>You're coming back when he finds out, Yeah, we're going

1:29:53.240 --> 1:29:56.280
<v Speaker 1>to go on a date with Yeah, that's exactly right. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And then and then she goes, you know what did it?

1:30:00.479 --> 1:30:03.720
<v Speaker 1>Do you know why? What did it say? Three? I

1:30:03.720 --> 1:30:06.200
<v Speaker 1>don't know what this? Oh? That was Chris Harrison doing jokes.

1:30:06.520 --> 1:30:10.240
<v Speaker 1>Do you know where the cow? She was like, do

1:30:10.240 --> 1:30:13.720
<v Speaker 1>you know why? The cow? Was like, yeah, I think

1:30:13.720 --> 1:30:20.479
<v Speaker 1>you guys. I I loved it. I felt badly for him.

1:30:21.640 --> 1:30:25.519
<v Speaker 1>I at least we know the season happens, oh, Dancing

1:30:25.520 --> 1:30:28.000
<v Speaker 1>with the Stars, so we'll have some time. I loved

1:30:28.000 --> 1:30:30.720
<v Speaker 1>it to process our own emotion. I thought it was

1:30:30.800 --> 1:30:34.680
<v Speaker 1>so exciting. I felt bad for him. I think we

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<v Speaker 1>have I kind of hope she enters the mansion. I'll

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<v Speaker 1>think she'll show back up after dancing is done. When

1:30:43.479 --> 1:30:48.800
<v Speaker 1>it's down to the final three, I will say so. Um.

1:30:48.880 --> 1:30:52.519
<v Speaker 1>Karen McCullough texted me this morning. She's done our podcast before.

1:30:52.560 --> 1:30:56.600
<v Speaker 1>She's the wonderful woman who wrote Legally Blonde. She she

1:30:56.800 --> 1:30:59.320
<v Speaker 1>just thought it was such a rude move that it

1:30:59.400 --> 1:31:01.760
<v Speaker 1>made that Hannah now has all this good will from

1:31:01.840 --> 1:31:04.080
<v Speaker 1>Dancing in the Stars, and it makes her look kind

1:31:04.080 --> 1:31:07.720
<v Speaker 1>of cold and bitchy to come back, and it makes

1:31:07.720 --> 1:31:11.320
<v Speaker 1>her look unkind to like take your goodwill, like go

1:31:11.479 --> 1:31:13.760
<v Speaker 1>become a correspondent for E Like you know what I mean.

1:31:13.800 --> 1:31:16.719
<v Speaker 1>It's like, go find a real guy and move on.

1:31:16.880 --> 1:31:21.040
<v Speaker 1>And it seems cruel to come back and do that.

1:31:21.040 --> 1:31:23.840
<v Speaker 1>That's what. But that's that she's not going to say.

1:31:24.240 --> 1:31:26.559
<v Speaker 1>But it's too late now, she's already she's already got

1:31:26.560 --> 1:31:28.400
<v Speaker 1>to stay because she knew she wasn't going to stay

1:31:28.439 --> 1:31:30.400
<v Speaker 1>because she was on Dancing with the Stars. So it

1:31:30.479 --> 1:31:33.439
<v Speaker 1>was I'm going to have a backup TV job. I'm

1:31:33.479 --> 1:31:35.160
<v Speaker 1>gonna go and try to get on. I think that

1:31:35.320 --> 1:31:37.880
<v Speaker 1>I think that the key is how competitive she I

1:31:37.880 --> 1:31:40.040
<v Speaker 1>also think a lot of it is maybe if she

1:31:40.120 --> 1:31:43.280
<v Speaker 1>had that awful of the episode the night before I'm

1:31:43.320 --> 1:31:46.800
<v Speaker 1>about to be kicked off this show, the need to

1:31:46.800 --> 1:31:50.439
<v Speaker 1>back up. I think You're absolutely right. And I think

1:31:50.479 --> 1:31:52.919
<v Speaker 1>a lot of them get addicted to being in the franchise,

1:31:53.040 --> 1:31:56.559
<v Speaker 1>so like, once you've been the Bachelor, it's hard. It's

1:31:56.600 --> 1:31:58.400
<v Speaker 1>hard to like, what are you gonna go to Paradise?

1:31:58.439 --> 1:32:01.160
<v Speaker 1>Like it's like it's like you're done. Oh, she'll absolutely

1:32:01.280 --> 1:32:04.240
<v Speaker 1>if this doesn't happen, if she never comes back to

1:32:04.400 --> 1:32:08.559
<v Speaker 1>Peter's season, she'll she'll be the biggest star in Paradise. Yeah,

1:32:08.600 --> 1:32:10.759
<v Speaker 1>that's I think people don't know what to do when

1:32:10.880 --> 1:32:15.080
<v Speaker 1>when it doesn't end with a wedding. Side I do

1:32:15.320 --> 1:32:21.160
<v Speaker 1>kind of like watching I loved it. I loved it,

1:32:21.439 --> 1:32:24.080
<v Speaker 1>and she is super cute. She has become a very

1:32:24.120 --> 1:32:26.880
<v Speaker 1>professional train wreck. I didn't know she was gonna be upboard,

1:32:26.880 --> 1:32:30.080
<v Speaker 1>and I thought she couldn't put out And now she's

1:32:30.200 --> 1:32:34.439
<v Speaker 1>cruel yeah, and desperate yet and weepy and it wasn't.

1:32:34.520 --> 1:32:38.559
<v Speaker 1>At one point she was rubbing yea Garris stain under

1:32:38.560 --> 1:32:46.960
<v Speaker 1>her She was rubbing it like to make I think

1:32:47.000 --> 1:32:49.240
<v Speaker 1>she might end up being the villain. Before we do

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<v Speaker 1>our predictions for the season, I have one question for Katie. Okay,

1:32:52.960 --> 1:32:57.240
<v Speaker 1>So Jade of Jade and Tanner allegedly she went a

1:32:57.280 --> 1:33:02.040
<v Speaker 1>million dollars doing fantasy football, but then people are so mad.

1:33:02.080 --> 1:33:05.000
<v Speaker 1>But then people are saying there's some collusion between who

1:33:05.040 --> 1:33:07.960
<v Speaker 1>cares if she's like no, why is it illegal? So

1:33:08.000 --> 1:33:10.240
<v Speaker 1>what happened is, so I guess Tanner is like a

1:33:10.320 --> 1:33:12.760
<v Speaker 1>huge He does a lot of daily fantasy folk called

1:33:12.840 --> 1:33:15.280
<v Speaker 1>like on DraftKings. So they have a they have a

1:33:15.400 --> 1:33:20.000
<v Speaker 1>they have this one taka okay, so you can enter it,

1:33:20.040 --> 1:33:23.000
<v Speaker 1>but you are limited per person to a hundred and

1:33:22.600 --> 1:33:27.200
<v Speaker 1>fifty entries each to enter. They each bought a hundred

1:33:27.200 --> 1:33:32.360
<v Speaker 1>and fifties. So what they colluded together on their lineups

1:33:32.520 --> 1:33:35.400
<v Speaker 1>because they said of the three hundred, two hundred and

1:33:35.479 --> 1:33:38.679
<v Speaker 1>ninety eight of those were unique. So what that's that's

1:33:38.800 --> 1:33:41.320
<v Speaker 1>really yeah, but they're calling it a collusion. So like

1:33:41.320 --> 1:33:44.080
<v Speaker 1>when I played fantasy. But isn't that so if we

1:33:44.080 --> 1:33:47.040
<v Speaker 1>were playing fantasy and and I couldn't go separately to

1:33:47.040 --> 1:33:48.240
<v Speaker 1>each other, and then we could go to each other

1:33:48.240 --> 1:33:50.400
<v Speaker 1>and trade a player, but we couldn't go together and

1:33:50.439 --> 1:33:54.719
<v Speaker 1>be like, hey, don't don't play them. So paget loses

1:33:54.720 --> 1:33:57.240
<v Speaker 1>some pro I don't know how that I get it,

1:33:57.600 --> 1:34:01.719
<v Speaker 1>And my mind is like a lottery ticket I got Literally,

1:34:02.640 --> 1:34:07.479
<v Speaker 1>you have another person strategy because if there's two I

1:34:07.520 --> 1:34:09.880
<v Speaker 1>get it. I didn't know. We didn't talk to each

1:34:09.920 --> 1:34:12.479
<v Speaker 1>other and we each bought a hundred and fifty entries.

1:34:12.600 --> 1:34:14.760
<v Speaker 1>There is going to be so many duplicates, especially because

1:34:14.760 --> 1:34:17.080
<v Speaker 1>there's so many good players that ever, I didn't know

1:34:17.080 --> 1:34:19.800
<v Speaker 1>it either. So they equivalent of like if we could

1:34:19.800 --> 1:34:22.400
<v Speaker 1>trade people, but like if I was the only one

1:34:22.439 --> 1:34:25.679
<v Speaker 1>that had Hannah and going far like now daily fantasy

1:34:25.720 --> 1:34:28.360
<v Speaker 1>like this, like we could all like we really could

1:34:28.400 --> 1:34:30.320
<v Speaker 1>all play the same exact people, and a lot of

1:34:30.320 --> 1:34:32.840
<v Speaker 1>people would like everybody would play the same quarterback because

1:34:32.840 --> 1:34:35.599
<v Speaker 1>that's who's going to be the best. O. Um, but

1:34:35.640 --> 1:34:37.880
<v Speaker 1>there's are like very cold, Like I was doing the

1:34:38.040 --> 1:34:40.960
<v Speaker 1>ESPN article about it, and they said like like hers

1:34:40.960 --> 1:34:43.880
<v Speaker 1>were all a f C players, his world NFC players,

1:34:43.880 --> 1:34:46.920
<v Speaker 1>like they were way cured. I didn't, so I thought

1:34:46.920 --> 1:34:52.120
<v Speaker 1>they'd come in a lottery tickets like I got it. Okay,

1:34:52.280 --> 1:34:58.080
<v Speaker 1>I got it, millions that they bought. They bought three

1:34:58.200 --> 1:35:02.799
<v Speaker 1>hundred actually dollars. That's a lot They live in California,

1:35:02.840 --> 1:35:11.000
<v Speaker 1>because that's likest Okay, Okay, that's yeah, that's crazy. Find okay, Okay, guys,

1:35:11.280 --> 1:35:13.840
<v Speaker 1>going forward, let's say now that we've seen it. Who

1:35:13.880 --> 1:35:15.840
<v Speaker 1>do you think it's gonna win? Who do you think

1:35:15.840 --> 1:35:17.400
<v Speaker 1>it's going to be, the villain? And who do you

1:35:17.479 --> 1:35:19.519
<v Speaker 1>think is going to get boned in the fantasy set?

1:35:19.600 --> 1:35:26.920
<v Speaker 1>Rob Um, I'm gonna say that. O G. No, I'm

1:35:26.920 --> 1:35:29.639
<v Speaker 1>gonna saying yea O G. Hannah is gonna win, Hannah

1:35:29.640 --> 1:35:34.080
<v Speaker 1>Brown is gonna win. Okay, who's gonna Who's gonna get

1:35:34.160 --> 1:35:38.360
<v Speaker 1>boned in the fantasy suite? Hannah Ann? And who's going

1:35:38.439 --> 1:35:44.599
<v Speaker 1>to be the villain? Hannah Brown? Oh my god? Wow, Okay, paget.

1:35:45.000 --> 1:35:48.240
<v Speaker 1>Who's gonna win? Who's gonna get boned? Who's the villain?

1:35:50.680 --> 1:35:53.160
<v Speaker 1>This is fascinating. I love just so hard because I

1:35:53.200 --> 1:35:55.800
<v Speaker 1>still don't know everyone's name. Give me the gist of

1:35:55.960 --> 1:35:58.720
<v Speaker 1>the gist of what you know so far, the description.

1:35:59.360 --> 1:36:02.360
<v Speaker 1>All right, I'm like, that's the same as rown you

1:36:02.520 --> 1:36:05.559
<v Speaker 1>think Hannah Brown is gonna win? No, Hannah b will

1:36:05.600 --> 1:36:09.040
<v Speaker 1>be the villain, Hannah and he will bone Who's gonna win?

1:36:09.080 --> 1:36:13.320
<v Speaker 1>I think the winner will be Hannah and Hannah Hanna, Okay,

1:36:13.360 --> 1:36:17.000
<v Speaker 1>Hannah and the winner? He doesn't he says, Hannah Brown

1:36:17.080 --> 1:36:18.880
<v Speaker 1>the winner? Right? I know? Yeah, I'm saying I do

1:36:19.080 --> 1:36:22.400
<v Speaker 1>differ there, but it's but it's those two ladies somehow

1:36:22.680 --> 1:36:25.320
<v Speaker 1>in the end, and I am happy that I am

1:36:25.439 --> 1:36:28.320
<v Speaker 1>the winner. I think she will all right, Anna, who's

1:36:28.320 --> 1:36:32.320
<v Speaker 1>your winner? Who's your boner? Who's your who's your villain?

1:36:32.720 --> 1:36:38.000
<v Speaker 1>Still so early, I know, rotate winner. I would say Madison?

1:36:38.640 --> 1:36:40.439
<v Speaker 1>Is that the one that went on the hometown day?

1:36:41.080 --> 1:36:44.200
<v Speaker 1>Um bone? Hannah? And and then what was the other one? Villain?

1:36:45.320 --> 1:36:54.040
<v Speaker 1>Villain I think is gonna be uh Kelly great Katie.

1:36:54.160 --> 1:36:57.160
<v Speaker 1>I think Hannah by ends up with him. He's gonna

1:36:57.600 --> 1:37:00.600
<v Speaker 1>Hannah Ann. I think that. I think the villain is

1:37:00.680 --> 1:37:03.679
<v Speaker 1>a tie between Kelly and Hannah Hand. Okay, I'm gonna

1:37:03.800 --> 1:37:08.880
<v Speaker 1>say he focks Kelly. I'm gonna say he also fucks Hannah.

1:37:08.960 --> 1:37:12.439
<v Speaker 1>And I'm gonna say that Madison goes home because he

1:37:12.560 --> 1:37:16.400
<v Speaker 1>fucked Kelly and Hannah Hand. I'm gonna say the villain

1:37:16.800 --> 1:37:22.080
<v Speaker 1>is Hannah Ann. And I'm gonna say the winner is

1:37:24.040 --> 1:37:27.479
<v Speaker 1>I also think he focks in her brown again. I'm

1:37:27.520 --> 1:37:34.160
<v Speaker 1>gonna say five, I'm gonna say the winner. I'm gonna

1:37:34.200 --> 1:37:42.800
<v Speaker 1>say the winner is good God, can you cut this out?

1:37:42.880 --> 1:37:46.679
<v Speaker 1>Can you cut cut this down? I'm gonna I'm gonna

1:37:46.720 --> 1:37:55.559
<v Speaker 1>say the winner is Madison. She's not gonna come back.

1:37:55.640 --> 1:37:59.000
<v Speaker 1>She's not gonna come back. Kelly Kelly, Kelly Kelly is

1:37:59.000 --> 1:38:01.920
<v Speaker 1>the winner. Kelly up foregone this whole show. Then Kelly

1:38:02.960 --> 1:38:07.040
<v Speaker 1>Kelly for now. It'll change you, guys, what a journey.

1:38:07.400 --> 1:38:11.400
<v Speaker 1>Kelly is the lawyer who we met in the lobby. Okay,

1:38:11.520 --> 1:38:14.799
<v Speaker 1>So we're gonna be in San Francisco Sketch Fest on Sunday.

1:38:17.560 --> 1:38:19.719
<v Speaker 1>Please come. It's gonna be so fun. I'm doing seven

1:38:19.800 --> 1:38:22.160
<v Speaker 1>shows that weekend. Also, if you're new to the show,

1:38:22.479 --> 1:38:24.720
<v Speaker 1>we have if you're like, I want more, we have

1:38:24.800 --> 1:38:27.640
<v Speaker 1>a bonus. We have bonus shows on Patreon and we

1:38:27.760 --> 1:38:31.000
<v Speaker 1>are doing Bachelor Australia and there's like the whole link.

1:38:31.040 --> 1:38:33.000
<v Speaker 1>It will teach you how to watch it. It's so fun,

1:38:33.880 --> 1:38:38.920
<v Speaker 1>it's really fun. It's it's it's incredible. Um so please

1:38:39.240 --> 1:38:41.760
<v Speaker 1>uh it's it's it's just a blast. And Anna and

1:38:41.800 --> 1:38:44.000
<v Speaker 1>I do it with Lisa Delrios and m. K. Paulson

1:38:44.040 --> 1:38:46.680
<v Speaker 1>who are so funny and so that's great. What do

1:38:46.720 --> 1:38:55.400
<v Speaker 1>you have coming up? Paget sketch Fest, sketch Fest on

1:38:55.600 --> 1:38:58.479
<v Speaker 1>that class. Yeah, that's it, just doing sketchows I don't

1:38:58.479 --> 1:39:02.200
<v Speaker 1>know about any other work. I don't know. Um, you guys,

1:39:02.240 --> 1:39:03.519
<v Speaker 1>and if you want, we have a thing. If you're

1:39:03.560 --> 1:39:05.320
<v Speaker 1>new to this, Oh, we gotta do tweeter of the week.

1:39:05.560 --> 1:39:06.800
<v Speaker 1>So we do Twitter of the Week. And if you

1:39:06.840 --> 1:39:09.160
<v Speaker 1>want to participate, here's how you let us know. You

1:39:09.240 --> 1:39:13.880
<v Speaker 1>can tag me or Anna at um on Twitter minus

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<v Speaker 1>at arta marine a r d e n M y

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<v Speaker 1>r I n or at anna hosny a A n

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<v Speaker 1>n A h O s s n I e h

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<v Speaker 1>and we do a hashtag w y A t R

1:39:28.400 --> 1:39:30.320
<v Speaker 1>and um. So here we go. Will you help us

1:39:30.360 --> 1:39:40.559
<v Speaker 1>pick a tweet of the week of the week. Thank

1:39:40.600 --> 1:39:42.840
<v Speaker 1>you so much. Okay, here we go. This is from

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<v Speaker 1>our girls, Cheyenne Constant at Tricksy Firecracker, You're gonna fall

1:39:47.360 --> 1:39:51.600
<v Speaker 1>in love with my hairless pussy cat. Now we know

1:39:51.720 --> 1:39:54.439
<v Speaker 1>who is getting waxed at the top of the show. Awesome,

1:39:57.040 --> 1:39:59.840
<v Speaker 1>Um two point oh at Shelley two point oh. P.

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<v Speaker 1>He's therapist. Hears nothing but sobbing around the expectation he

1:40:03.640 --> 1:40:08.400
<v Speaker 1>feels to funk four times in a row. I'm better

1:40:08.479 --> 1:40:12.200
<v Speaker 1>than Ben Shapiro at Andrea Underscore Shapiro. It's Kelly just

1:40:12.320 --> 1:40:15.920
<v Speaker 1>really chill or. She adapted her personality to her botox,

1:40:17.760 --> 1:40:21.360
<v Speaker 1>and she was like, I feel like a lot of

1:40:21.400 --> 1:40:24.360
<v Speaker 1>girls aren't happy with me. Like her, she was smiling

1:40:24.479 --> 1:40:27.040
<v Speaker 1>and her face wasn't moving. I was like, are you

1:40:27.200 --> 1:40:30.240
<v Speaker 1>happy about this? I couldn't tell what was happening, but

1:40:30.360 --> 1:40:33.600
<v Speaker 1>I think you because she didn't do her hair in

1:40:33.720 --> 1:40:35.600
<v Speaker 1>like a crazy manner. I look kind of like in

1:40:35.680 --> 1:40:39.400
<v Speaker 1>a ponytail, like but you're right, there was some lack

1:40:39.479 --> 1:40:42.439
<v Speaker 1>of movement Britt Paul's in at beer it for a

1:40:42.520 --> 1:40:45.160
<v Speaker 1>really quick second before they took off their aviators. I

1:40:45.240 --> 1:40:47.479
<v Speaker 1>wanted the two pilots to just beat the ship out

1:40:47.520 --> 1:40:51.840
<v Speaker 1>of all the girls in their Lulu lahads seth that

1:40:52.080 --> 1:40:56.280
<v Speaker 1>at Basebone one. If waxing taints makes you a caregiver,

1:40:56.680 --> 1:40:59.599
<v Speaker 1>then why isn't this nursing student milking that cow into

1:40:59.640 --> 1:41:04.479
<v Speaker 1>a bliz vien Jesus all right? And then the last

1:41:04.600 --> 1:41:10.599
<v Speaker 1>three Ronnie at ron Tanmobe. Truly, every great love story

1:41:10.680 --> 1:41:14.599
<v Speaker 1>begins with your new girlfriend introducing herself by yelling about

1:41:14.640 --> 1:41:17.520
<v Speaker 1>how many times you had sex with your ex girlfriend

1:41:19.560 --> 1:41:23.559
<v Speaker 1>Ryan Paulson at our Paulson photo. Hannah, when you said

1:41:23.600 --> 1:41:25.519
<v Speaker 1>you wanted me to find my co pilot. You gave

1:41:25.600 --> 1:41:30.360
<v Speaker 1>me something and this was said simultaneously, chlamydia your wings? What? What? Right?

1:41:30.680 --> 1:41:35.800
<v Speaker 1>Yeah right, I'm sorry, Thank you by um um. And

1:41:35.920 --> 1:41:40.400
<v Speaker 1>then Britt Paulson at Burritt Sexy Wait to meet a guy.

1:41:41.040 --> 1:41:43.720
<v Speaker 1>Here's a letter from my grandma, Sexier way to meet

1:41:43.760 --> 1:41:46.880
<v Speaker 1>a guy. Oh mg, our grandma's have the same name.

1:41:47.000 --> 1:41:50.040
<v Speaker 1>How cute, sexiest way to meet a guy. It's the

1:41:50.160 --> 1:41:57.439
<v Speaker 1>same grandma. Their cousins. Um, okay, I'm gonna nominate Britt

1:41:57.479 --> 1:41:59.800
<v Speaker 1>Paulson with sexy met meet a guy. Here's a letter

1:41:59.840 --> 1:42:01.559
<v Speaker 1>from my grandma's Sexier way to meet a guy. Oh,

1:42:01.600 --> 1:42:03.799
<v Speaker 1>my dear, grandma's have the same name. How cute, sexy

1:42:03.960 --> 1:42:06.280
<v Speaker 1>way to meet a guy. It's the same grandma, their cousins.

1:42:06.920 --> 1:42:11.439
<v Speaker 1>And I'm going to do I'm better than Ben Shapiro

1:42:11.640 --> 1:42:14.519
<v Speaker 1>at Andrea Underscore. Shapiro is Kelly just really chiller. She

1:42:14.600 --> 1:42:17.840
<v Speaker 1>adapted her personality to her botox. We have botox or

1:42:17.880 --> 1:42:24.120
<v Speaker 1>same grandma's, same grandma, cousins, grandma, same grandma. Alright, it's you, nanimous,

1:42:24.200 --> 1:42:32.120
<v Speaker 1>it really was, And this is her photo. So Brett

1:42:32.160 --> 1:42:34.280
<v Speaker 1>paul Dan, you are right, you very first Twitter the

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<v Speaker 1>Week winner for Welcome to anybody new out there. My

1:42:38.800 --> 1:42:41.599
<v Speaker 1>name is Arte Marine. Will be back grow up every Wednesday,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'll warn you in advance of, for some reason

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<v Speaker 1>something happens. Not gonna be but God willing, every Wednesday,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll be here on I Heart Radio podcasts. All right, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's so good. I just got one little puships where

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<v Speaker 1>you reach this rule, these roles into your word, these

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<v Speaker 1>rules into your world? Will you accept this? Rose is

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