WEBVTT - “THIS POCKET PUSSY RUINED MY JAPAN TRIP” 0:00:00.760 --> 0:00:06.440 Hello, Hey, can you hear me? Yeah, Taylor, you texted 0:00:06.519 --> 0:00:09.960 me and you said give me a ring. I need 0:00:09.960 --> 0:00:15.440 some help after visiting a certain store in Akihabara. For 0:00:15.440 --> 0:00:17.960 those who do not know, aki Abara is known as 0:00:18.040 --> 0:00:26.680 the Eccentric let's call it the Eccentric anime pop culture 0:00:27.280 --> 0:00:32.000 neighborhood of Tokyo, Japan. Are you currently in Tokyo, Japan? 0:00:33.560 --> 0:00:36.960 Yeah, man, I'm I'm staying in in Shinjugu right now. 0:00:37.440 --> 0:00:42.600 Oh cool, I'm also in Japan at this very moment. 0:00:44.560 --> 0:00:46.160 Oh cool, man, very nice. 0:00:46.760 --> 0:00:46.960 Yeah. 0:00:47.479 --> 0:00:49.000 Are you liking it? 0:00:49.000 --> 0:00:52.760 It's it's it's awesome. Tokyo is a great, great town. 0:00:54.120 --> 0:00:56.680 I'm doing a show here at the Tokyo Comedy Bar 0:00:56.760 --> 0:00:58.959 in a week. Come through. That'll be fun. I don't 0:00:59.000 --> 0:01:00.040 know if you're still. 0:01:01.680 --> 0:01:01.760 No. 0:01:02.080 --> 0:01:04.680 I leave on Wednesday, but I'm sure it will be 0:01:04.720 --> 0:01:05.240 a good time. 0:01:07.520 --> 0:01:10.720 That's I love. I love it's funny. There's something funny 0:01:10.760 --> 0:01:12.399 about just like I feel like I'm going door to 0:01:12.480 --> 0:01:17.039 door asking whoever is in Tokyo if they want to 0:01:17.080 --> 0:01:22.000 come to the show. Nah, it'll be a good time. Okay, 0:01:22.000 --> 0:01:22.959 what store did you go to? 0:01:24.760 --> 0:01:25.399 Dude? I don't know. 0:01:25.440 --> 0:01:27.399 I went to this one with like this green sign. 0:01:28.280 --> 0:01:33.000 It's like kind of off the main road, and they're 0:01:33.000 --> 0:01:34.800 like they like set you up, and they have these 0:01:34.840 --> 0:01:35.959 like anime girl like. 0:01:36.040 --> 0:01:38.480 Post like like face cards you can kind of like 0:01:38.560 --> 0:01:41.039 go in and like and so me and my buddy, 0:01:41.080 --> 0:01:42.640 you know, we took a flick in the front and 0:01:42.680 --> 0:01:44.760 we like walked in the store thinking it was like 0:01:44.840 --> 0:01:49.240 one of those uh, like you know, regular anime stories 0:01:49.280 --> 0:01:52.880 that sell like merch. Turns out it's like an eight 0:01:53.000 --> 0:01:58.080 story like sex store, okay, And there's just like salary 0:01:58.120 --> 0:02:01.400 men like everywhere, like on every floor, and everyone's super 0:02:01.400 --> 0:02:05.120 casual about it, you know. And so you're kind of 0:02:05.160 --> 0:02:07.320 like fucking around and they have this like gotcha machine 0:02:07.360 --> 0:02:09.880 in the front and so like obviously, you know, I 0:02:09.960 --> 0:02:13.639 turn it because I'm fucking wore for gotcha machines, okay, 0:02:13.680 --> 0:02:16.960 And turning out it was like a pocket pussy, right. 0:02:18.600 --> 0:02:18.880 Hold on? 0:02:19.440 --> 0:02:24.639 What lets listen, listen, listen. What what's the problem here? 0:02:24.680 --> 0:02:24.840 Man? 0:02:24.880 --> 0:02:27.640 What do you need help with? This is? This is 0:02:27.680 --> 0:02:28.640 all we're getting. 0:02:28.760 --> 0:02:29.359 We're getting there. 0:02:29.440 --> 0:02:32.040 Okay, all right, we're getting there. We're getting Where was 0:02:32.080 --> 0:02:34.840 your was your corrupted at the eight? How old are you? 0:02:36.639 --> 0:02:37.440 I'm twenty three. 0:02:37.960 --> 0:02:40.600 You're twenty three, Okay, you know you know what a 0:02:40.600 --> 0:02:41.680 pocket pussy is. 0:02:43.000 --> 0:02:47.520 Of course, of course, Well okay, but okay, little egg. 0:02:47.680 --> 0:02:49.560 Have you ever It's okay if you have. You also 0:02:49.720 --> 0:02:51.440 have you ever used one of the homemade ones. I 0:02:51.440 --> 0:02:53.480 feel like I've talked about this at least three times 0:02:53.480 --> 0:02:54.320 on the podcast. 0:02:55.919 --> 0:02:58.440 No, bro, No, I haven't a dead ass, I haven't. 0:02:58.480 --> 0:03:03.840 I just really love pringles and stealing its stealing sponges and. 0:03:05.320 --> 0:03:05.760 Go ahead. 0:03:05.880 --> 0:03:10.640 Yeah. Uh so it's like shaped like an egg. It's like, 0:03:10.680 --> 0:03:13.399 you know, I'm on like a trip with like my 0:03:13.480 --> 0:03:15.800 a bunch of my buddies, and so you know, obviously 0:03:15.919 --> 0:03:18.720 I like I open it up, but I forguret what 0:03:18.720 --> 0:03:20.760 it is. I take one of my secret showers and 0:03:20.800 --> 0:03:24.360 I'm like, fuck, this is pretty good, you know. And 0:03:24.480 --> 0:03:27.240 so I went back the next day and I got 0:03:27.280 --> 0:03:29.800 another one, and like, like, I got an actual one, 0:03:29.880 --> 0:03:32.240 and like I've jerked like all my buddies, but I've 0:03:32.280 --> 0:03:34.960 jerked off like five times today, dude, Like these things 0:03:34.960 --> 0:03:36.000 are really good. 0:03:36.400 --> 0:03:37.280 So what's the problem. 0:03:37.320 --> 0:03:40.520 And I don't know the problem is I can't stop 0:03:40.600 --> 0:03:44.480 jerking it, and we has a rash, like a like irritation. 0:03:45.080 --> 0:03:51.240 Listen, you bought a product that was meant to to 0:03:51.320 --> 0:03:59.760 increase the enjoyment of your masturbation sessions. I think, why 0:03:59.800 --> 0:04:02.360 are you disappointed in yourself? There's a break. 0:04:02.600 --> 0:04:06.720 You're You're so You're My name's Taylor. 0:04:06.800 --> 0:04:14.040 Taylor, Taylor. There's an eight story building. There's multiple of them. 0:04:14.200 --> 0:04:17.320 There's building not eight stories maybe, but all over the 0:04:17.360 --> 0:04:21.719 world there are these shops that are dedicated to creating 0:04:21.880 --> 0:04:27.880 products to increase the people's sexual enjoyment of the time 0:04:28.040 --> 0:04:31.600 spent either by themselves or with others. You're You're not 0:04:31.640 --> 0:04:34.680 the only what what are you ashamed of? This is 0:04:34.720 --> 0:04:38.320 a classic thing, Like I just what are you ashamed of? 0:04:38.480 --> 0:04:41.400 You know? This is good. It's like if you told 0:04:41.400 --> 0:04:43.280 me it's like it's like it's like, no, no, It's 0:04:43.279 --> 0:04:44.760 like if you told me that you bought a DVD 0:04:44.839 --> 0:04:48.400 player and now you're you You've watched five movies on 0:04:48.440 --> 0:04:50.400 your new DVD player, I'd be like, what the fuck 0:04:50.400 --> 0:04:52.479 are you talking about? 0:04:53.279 --> 0:04:56.160 This is like, dude, the analogy that this is like, oh, 0:04:56.279 --> 0:05:00.719 I bought I'm buying some booze that I drink every day, like, 0:05:00.800 --> 0:05:03.599 and I love taking fourteen shots today and you're telling 0:05:03.640 --> 0:05:05.560 me Oh that's great, dude, keep doing it. 0:05:05.680 --> 0:05:11.679 Like, come on, now, this is different. It's a little different. Okay, 0:05:11.680 --> 0:05:13.040 so you did this all, by the way, Also, you're 0:05:13.040 --> 0:05:15.440 gonna get bored too, like what you jerked off five 0:05:15.480 --> 0:05:16.320 times with this thing? 0:05:17.440 --> 0:05:19.560 No, dude, that's I think I'm jerking off because I 0:05:19.600 --> 0:05:21.640 am bored. But I don't know why I'm bored because 0:05:21.640 --> 0:05:23.239 I'm in fucking Tokyo Oka. 0:05:23.400 --> 0:05:25.719 Well okay, actually, I actually, actually, now I think about it, 0:05:25.720 --> 0:05:28.800 the worst part of this is that, uh, how long 0:05:29.320 --> 0:05:29.680 I'm in a. 0:05:29.760 --> 0:05:33.200 Bored dude, I've been. I've been here fucking fucking about 0:05:33.279 --> 0:05:37.000 a week. I'm here till Wednesday, and I'm like, I 0:05:37.080 --> 0:05:39.240 just like because my buddies are all they all last, 0:05:39.279 --> 0:05:42.599 because like I'm staying longer, and I'm like, wow, I 0:05:42.680 --> 0:05:46.160 really just spent all the time fucking chirking my dick 0:05:46.240 --> 0:05:47.080 in my hotel. 0:05:47.240 --> 0:05:53.320 Look, oh, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen. Okay, it's 0:05:53.360 --> 0:05:55.080 your first time in Tokyo. 0:05:56.600 --> 0:05:59.000 Yeah, dude, it's my first times America, and I spent 0:05:59.080 --> 0:06:03.400 one of my days with the pocket. 0:06:04.080 --> 0:06:05.839 Is your fra Okay, since your is your first trip 0:06:05.880 --> 0:06:09.839 out of the side of America, oh yeah, and okay, 0:06:09.880 --> 0:06:15.320 the day that you spent with the pocket pussy. Uh 0:06:15.440 --> 0:06:16.560 what number day was that? 0:06:16.680 --> 0:06:16.839 Was that? 0:06:16.920 --> 0:06:19.880 Your fourth day? First day, second day? Third day? 0:06:20.720 --> 0:06:23.480 This is uh, this is day number eight? 0:06:24.440 --> 0:06:25.800 Oh, day number eight? 0:06:27.960 --> 0:06:30.000 Is it cool after? Is it? Is it cool after 0:06:30.040 --> 0:06:30.799 a certain point? 0:06:30.920 --> 0:06:31.960 Like, of course it's. 0:06:31.800 --> 0:06:39.800 Cool, It's totally. If you've been in Tokyo for eight days, okay, 0:06:39.839 --> 0:06:43.559 whatever you saw the stupid cherry blossoms, you walked around, 0:06:43.640 --> 0:06:48.040 you had some ramen, you had your little adventure, you 0:06:48.040 --> 0:06:50.240 you saw the sites, you took the pictures, you did 0:06:50.240 --> 0:06:52.919 the whole Yeah, spend the day jerking off. It's okay. 0:06:53.360 --> 0:06:55.920 It's fine if this if it was like your like 0:06:56.120 --> 0:06:59.159 second day or something, and you spent the whole day 0:06:59.200 --> 0:07:02.240 inside jerking off. Honestly, second day, if it was your 0:07:02.240 --> 0:07:03.880 second day, you spent the whole day inside jerking off, 0:07:03.880 --> 0:07:06.920 I'd be like, you got you got like what ten 0:07:06.920 --> 0:07:10.840 more days? You got your You know, it's okay, listen, 0:07:10.920 --> 0:07:11.480 eight days. 0:07:12.240 --> 0:07:14.160 What you're telling me what I want to but what 0:07:14.200 --> 0:07:15.240 I what I want to hear? 0:07:15.720 --> 0:07:17.880 You've been there for eight days already, have a break 0:07:17.920 --> 0:07:22.600 to jerk off? What if you know, neighbor, have you 0:07:22.600 --> 0:07:24.440 you've done all this stuff, efone else is there to do? 0:07:24.560 --> 0:07:24.760 Man? 0:07:25.440 --> 0:07:28.480 Yeah, I guess we're getting it done. I mean do Fuji. 0:07:28.560 --> 0:07:32.040 I guess I could go to Mount Fuji then jerk 0:07:32.080 --> 0:07:32.680 off some more. 0:07:33.120 --> 0:07:35.360 Go to go to Mount Fuji, go to climb to 0:07:35.400 --> 0:07:37.520 the top and jerk off there. That's just that's a 0:07:37.520 --> 0:07:39.000 real story. That's a real thing you can do. 0:07:40.040 --> 0:07:41.800 No, that's a good That might be a good one. 0:07:43.000 --> 0:07:44.880 All right, maybe that maybe I'll do that. 0:07:47.960 --> 0:07:48.360 Mm hmm. 0:07:50.240 --> 0:07:52.239 Yeah, you're okay, man, don't worry about yourself. 0:07:54.400 --> 0:07:55.200 Appreciate it, bro. 0:07:57.640 --> 0:08:00.760 Honestly, it's honestly more of a waste of time that 0:08:00.880 --> 0:08:05.080 you called me then that you spent five hours drinking 0:08:05.120 --> 0:08:05.840 off with this thing. 0:08:07.400 --> 0:08:09.520 Well, you know, honestly, I was about to go to 0:08:09.560 --> 0:08:12.480 bed and I saw the phone ring, and I was like, 0:08:12.560 --> 0:08:15.640 no way, I've been tucking watching these guys clubs for years. 0:08:16.320 --> 0:08:17.960 I'm so happy you can help me with like a 0:08:18.080 --> 0:08:20.320 real thing that's actually happened. You know. I feel like 0:08:20.320 --> 0:08:21.800 a lot of people probably come on this and like 0:08:21.840 --> 0:08:24.000 make some ship up, but like, no, I jerked off 0:08:24.000 --> 0:08:24.920 five times today. 0:08:27.360 --> 0:08:31.960 You're saying it like like it's an incredible, rare, unique thing. 0:08:32.800 --> 0:08:35.120 That you couldn't making up. 0:08:35.800 --> 0:08:37.840 No, dude, I got to talk I got it. I 0:08:37.880 --> 0:08:41.360 got to talk to the therapy geto about the pocket 0:08:41.360 --> 0:08:42.680 pussy I bought in Tokyo. 0:08:43.240 --> 0:08:45.600 You bought this, you got this. You bought this pockat 0:08:45.600 --> 0:08:47.160 pussy from a gotcha pon machine? 0:08:49.000 --> 0:08:50.680 No, no, no, that was the first one. That's what 0:08:50.760 --> 0:08:52.600 introduced me to it, and then I got then I 0:08:52.640 --> 0:08:53.760 like bought a real one. 0:08:54.400 --> 0:08:56.000 Same store, good store. 0:08:56.080 --> 0:08:57.760 I mean, it's it's it's kind of a trip, like 0:08:58.200 --> 0:09:00.240 cause I feel like a lot of a a lot 0:09:00.240 --> 0:09:03.439 of Japan's kind of like super like, you know, super modest, 0:09:04.000 --> 0:09:06.440 maybe like more outside of Tokyo, but like you go 0:09:06.440 --> 0:09:09.400 into sex storms just like just fucking tons of dudes 0:09:09.440 --> 0:09:11.720 and suits right off of work, and they're all just 0:09:11.800 --> 0:09:15.320 like fucking looking at porn pocket pussies. It's super casual 0:09:15.320 --> 0:09:16.959 and like no one's even batting an eye at it, 0:09:16.960 --> 0:09:19.000 which is like, no, I've. 0:09:18.320 --> 0:09:20.760 Been to me, I've been. I've been to this story 0:09:20.760 --> 0:09:22.160 that you're talking about. 0:09:22.360 --> 0:09:25.000 There's one with a green sign, right, I don't. I 0:09:26.200 --> 0:09:28.080 think there's a couple of them though. 0:09:28.240 --> 0:09:29.640 That's the thing. There's a couple of them, so I 0:09:29.640 --> 0:09:31.240 don't know if I've been too this specific one. Did 0:09:31.240 --> 0:09:34.120 you see the okay, if you think that gotcha upon? 0:09:34.720 --> 0:09:38.960 Did you see the period blood panties gotch upon machine? 0:09:40.040 --> 0:09:43.120 No, but I saw panties gotcha gotcha machine? 0:09:43.559 --> 0:09:45.600 Did they all have the panties gotchash But there was 0:09:45.679 --> 0:09:48.360 one that is like that really that really freaked me out. 0:09:48.400 --> 0:09:50.320 Ill I don't know if it freaked me out because 0:09:50.360 --> 0:09:53.480 I saw it and I was like, there's no way 0:09:54.160 --> 0:09:56.319 that these are like like like the gut like it 0:09:56.400 --> 0:10:00.000 says like real, Yeah, there's there's no way. It's yeah, 0:10:00.120 --> 0:10:04.400 it's got to be like yeah, food coloring or whatever the. 0:10:06.480 --> 0:10:08.760 Yeah. I don't Yeah, I don't only buy that, I mean, 0:10:08.880 --> 0:10:12.160 but like also they're pretty They're obviously pretty good at 0:10:12.160 --> 0:10:14.640 like recreating things because they have like they have like 0:10:14.679 --> 0:10:17.320 all those like scent smells, but it's like like women's 0:10:17.400 --> 0:10:20.520 armpit and it's like, I don't know who really wants that, 0:10:20.600 --> 0:10:22.800 but I guess they know what a woman's armpit smells like, 0:10:22.920 --> 0:10:25.600 like at least a certain persons, and they start selling it. 0:10:25.600 --> 0:10:27.080 So I don't know, they're pretty good at creating this ship. 0:10:27.160 --> 0:10:30.720 I guess they wait, they created the artificial smell of 0:10:30.760 --> 0:10:31.920 a woman's armpit. 0:10:32.040 --> 0:10:34.240 Of a woman's arm pit. Yeah, they have like what 0:10:34.280 --> 0:10:37.800 was the product, Like, it's like a perfume. It's like 0:10:37.840 --> 0:10:41.280 a spray. They like have it at the sex store. 0:10:42.760 --> 0:10:45.600 There's a perfume that you can spray that smells like 0:10:45.600 --> 0:10:46.439 a woman's arm pit. 0:10:47.760 --> 0:10:54.319 Yeah, if you're I mean, if you're into that obviously interesting. Yeah, 0:10:54.320 --> 0:10:55.960 I got a lot of cool stuff here, man. You know, 0:10:56.040 --> 0:10:57.319 there's something for everyone. 0:10:58.000 --> 0:10:58.240 Yeah. 0:10:58.280 --> 0:10:59.400 They also have sushi. 0:11:01.400 --> 0:11:03.480 Oh yeah, I went to a revolving sushi bar last night. 0:11:03.480 --> 0:11:05.600 That was pretty lit. That was my second time going. 0:11:05.840 --> 0:11:06.280 Very cool. 0:11:07.240 --> 0:11:08.720 What do you have planned for the rest of the trip? 0:11:10.679 --> 0:11:13.800 Uh? You I don't know. I'm kind of just gonna play. 0:11:14.480 --> 0:11:17.520 Yeah, well I'm gonna try not to as much because 0:11:17.559 --> 0:11:19.920 you know, I'm gonna look at it more now from 0:11:19.960 --> 0:11:22.920 the I only have three days left, so i'll probably 0:11:23.040 --> 0:11:25.199 uh you know, rip. 0:11:25.080 --> 0:11:29.680 The bullet train up the Fuji tomorrow hopefully something just 0:11:29.720 --> 0:11:30.160 so you know. 0:11:30.200 --> 0:11:33.280 Just before we leave, if you do, just I just 0:11:33.360 --> 0:11:35.240 want you to do this for me. If you do 0:11:35.559 --> 0:11:38.480 end up spending your next three days inside the hotel 0:11:38.520 --> 0:11:42.959 room jerking off, don't like if that's what you do, right, 0:11:43.040 --> 0:11:44.600 Like protect I don't think you should do that. I 0:11:44.600 --> 0:11:46.880 think you should go to Mount Fuji instead and like 0:11:46.960 --> 0:11:49.719 do the real stuff. But if that's what you end 0:11:49.880 --> 0:11:53.720 up doing, just embrace it. Don't fight it, because if 0:11:53.760 --> 0:11:56.920 you fight, because spend. Because here's the thing, it's how 0:11:56.960 --> 0:11:57.439 you look at it. 0:11:57.520 --> 0:11:57.720 Right. 0:11:58.000 --> 0:12:00.600 If you said to me, I went to Japan and 0:12:00.640 --> 0:12:03.840 I bought this all great pocket pussy, and I had 0:12:03.880 --> 0:12:08.400 an amazing experience in Japan sitting in a in my 0:12:08.480 --> 0:12:12.040 hotel room jerking off uh for three days straight, and 0:12:12.080 --> 0:12:13.960 you really like sold it as like it was a 0:12:14.000 --> 0:12:16.480 great It's like it was like something like like it 0:12:16.520 --> 0:12:19.640 was like an Airbnb experience that you intended. 0:12:19.640 --> 0:12:21.440 That's also probably. 0:12:22.600 --> 0:12:24.760 Yeah, if you if yeah, it's authentic. I mean that's 0:12:24.760 --> 0:12:27.960 what the locals do, is they jerk off. That's the 0:12:28.120 --> 0:12:32.600 local experience anyway. Yeah, So if you did it and 0:12:32.640 --> 0:12:34.920 then you really sold it as like I went to Japan, 0:12:34.960 --> 0:12:38.040 I had the local experience of buying a pocket pussy 0:12:38.040 --> 0:12:41.640 from this place where where you said the Japanese salarymen are, 0:12:42.080 --> 0:12:44.080 this is where the locals go to buy their pocket pussy. 0:12:44.120 --> 0:12:46.320 I bought the local pocket pussy, and I and I 0:12:46.400 --> 0:12:49.600 and I did what as the locals do everywhere in 0:12:49.679 --> 0:12:52.280 the world, which is to sit at home and jerk off. 0:12:52.480 --> 0:12:54.440 And you were like you really kind of sold it 0:12:54.480 --> 0:12:57.280 as like I went and had an authentic experience. That's 0:12:57.280 --> 0:12:59.280 what you should do just if you cause So if 0:12:59.320 --> 0:13:01.679 you do it, do that and don't be like, oh 0:13:01.720 --> 0:13:03.720 I spent this, don't make it like it was a bummer, 0:13:04.200 --> 0:13:05.600 you know what I mean. Like when you tell people 0:13:05.640 --> 0:13:09.560 about yeah, like really sell it, like like make them 0:13:09.600 --> 0:13:12.680 think that you are had a great time doing that 0:13:13.160 --> 0:13:15.360 and also have a good time. If that's what you're 0:13:15.400 --> 0:13:15.760 gonna do. 0:13:15.920 --> 0:13:18.520 Well, I think that's also just like good Yeah, No, 0:13:18.600 --> 0:13:20.520 that's just good advice in general, because I think I'm 0:13:20.559 --> 0:13:23.839 more of a pessimist and I think like reframing things 0:13:24.080 --> 0:13:26.040 is something I need to get better at, you know, 0:13:26.200 --> 0:13:27.920 just like general, like the other aspects of my life. 0:13:27.920 --> 0:13:31.160 But I like that. You know, I'm gonna I'm not 0:13:31.240 --> 0:13:33.120 saying I will, but if I do, I'm gonna be 0:13:33.240 --> 0:13:36.120 very happy that I jerked off some more in Japan, 0:13:36.240 --> 0:13:36.400 you know. 0:13:36.960 --> 0:13:39.360 Yeah, if you do it, just you know, embrace it, 0:13:39.440 --> 0:13:45.040 all right, Taylor, Yeah, yeah, is there anything else you 0:13:45.040 --> 0:13:46.360 want to say? It to the people of the computer 0:13:46.400 --> 0:13:46.840 before we go. 0:13:49.080 --> 0:13:54.640 You know, I guess don't. Don't be ashamed of touching 0:13:54.880 --> 0:13:55.800 your guys. 0:13:56.280 --> 0:13:59.000 But you didn't really, you just you touched it with 0:13:59.000 --> 0:14:00.000 the pocket pust You don't even tell. 0:14:00.760 --> 0:14:03.280 Yeah, yeah, I don't be afraid of using a box pusy. 0:14:03.360 --> 0:14:05.360 I guess I don't know. They're pretty good. Go try 0:14:05.400 --> 0:14:09.040 one fucking great, great, great experience. Okay, all right, dude, 0:14:09.160 --> 0:14:10.880 thank you, appreciate you, all. 0:14:10.840 --> 0:14:16.720 Right, see you later. Man Sionaro, he's out man, see 0:14:16.760 --> 0:14:23.400 yea Sionara bro Cyonara Broski. I really do believe that, 0:14:24.280 --> 0:14:27.840 you know, if you want to have a people get 0:14:28.120 --> 0:14:32.680 so hung up about like having like local experiences, and like, 0:14:34.120 --> 0:14:35.320 you know, they're like, oh, I don't want to do 0:14:35.400 --> 0:14:38.320 the touristy thing when I go to the place, right, 0:14:38.680 --> 0:14:43.160 If you really, when you're traveling and any for Europe 0:14:43.920 --> 0:14:47.960 or Asia or America, if you really want to have 0:14:48.040 --> 0:14:50.720 the local experience and you don't want to do the 0:14:50.760 --> 0:14:54.760 touristy stuff, just go hall do what this guy did. 0:14:55.640 --> 0:14:59.160 Go to the gas station, get a snack, and then 0:14:59.200 --> 0:15:01.520 go home and jerkle. That's what most people are doing 0:15:02.720 --> 0:15:05.160 in most places. So if you want to have a 0:15:05.160 --> 0:15:06.640 local experience, that's what you should do. 0:15:10.920 --> 0:15:13.320 Hello. Hello, is this Lyle? 0:15:14.240 --> 0:15:15.200 Yeah? Who is this? 0:15:15.640 --> 0:15:18.400 Fuck? What the fuck are you live? 0:15:20.240 --> 0:15:23.840 I mean, I'm I'm live enough. What's your name? 0:15:24.440 --> 0:15:26.720 My name's Eric? Eric? 0:15:28.520 --> 0:15:33.840 Well? Well, well Eric, Eric, Eric like Eric Adams, the 0:15:33.920 --> 0:15:35.480 mayor of New York, or he was the mayor of 0:15:35.520 --> 0:15:36.320 New York. Now he's not. 0:15:39.480 --> 0:15:39.960 Yeah. 0:15:40.720 --> 0:15:46.120 Eric Cartman, Eric Cartman, popular character from the beloved South 0:15:46.240 --> 0:15:49.880 Park cartoon Eric Astro. That's the name of a guy 0:15:49.920 --> 0:15:52.240 I went to high school with. Old friend of mine. 0:15:52.240 --> 0:15:55.760 Shout out Eric, if you're listening, let's keep going. Eric 0:15:55.800 --> 0:16:02.800 from that seventies show, Eric, the architect of Flatbush Zombies. 0:16:02.840 --> 0:16:06.320 He was on the show a few years ago. Shout out, Eric, Uh, 0:16:06.720 --> 0:16:11.440 you want to throw one in there? Throw one in there? 0:16:11.520 --> 0:16:11.880 Do it? 0:16:13.440 --> 0:16:14.920 I think you got them all. 0:16:16.400 --> 0:16:18.440 No, throw one in there. Come on, don't be shy. 0:16:18.480 --> 0:16:21.880 Anyone doesn't matter. Their name, doesn't even have to be Eric. 0:16:22.000 --> 0:16:27.080 Just to throw anyone in there. Name anyone, Just name someone. 0:16:30.560 --> 0:16:31.720 Come on, it's easy. 0:16:31.760 --> 0:16:33.400 I'm kind of nervous. I'm drawing a blank. 0:16:33.840 --> 0:16:36.680 Don't come on, anyone, anyone, there's no wrong answers. Name 0:16:36.720 --> 0:16:40.040 you can name someone that doesn't exist. How about this 0:16:40.240 --> 0:16:41.840 all right, I'll do too. All right, I'll do two more. 0:16:41.880 --> 0:16:51.680 I'll do two more. Bill Clinton, you don't have anyone sure, 0:16:51.680 --> 0:16:53.960 everything counts, no rules. Who cares about anything? 0:16:54.640 --> 0:16:55.200 Myself? 0:16:56.360 --> 0:17:00.840 Yes, yes you can, Yes, you absolutely can. Perfect all 0:17:00.920 --> 0:17:01.600 rhad perfect. 0:17:01.840 --> 0:17:02.360 All right. 0:17:02.600 --> 0:17:05.439 You're Eric yourself, You're a person, You're alive. 0:17:06.359 --> 0:17:06.560 Eric. 0:17:09.280 --> 0:17:10.520 What did you want to call me today? 0:17:12.840 --> 0:17:16.800 Uh? I guess I've been listening to your show for 0:17:16.840 --> 0:17:19.960 a while, like a few years. I've always wanted a call. 0:17:20.040 --> 0:17:25.480 But I don't know. I guess I've just I never 0:17:25.520 --> 0:17:27.639 really thought like i'd be one of those people that 0:17:27.800 --> 0:17:32.080 does the thing, you know, I guess, Okay, But here 0:17:32.119 --> 0:17:34.240 I am. 0:17:34.600 --> 0:17:36.639 Okay. What's who are you? 0:17:36.800 --> 0:17:36.960 Eric? 0:17:37.000 --> 0:17:37.760 What's your life like? 0:17:40.480 --> 0:17:45.840 My life's kind of weird, I guess, uh weird. Well, 0:17:46.480 --> 0:17:52.320 I guess I've kind of been going on somewhat of 0:17:52.320 --> 0:17:57.440 a roller coaster of relationships the past couple of years. 0:17:57.440 --> 0:17:59.680 Been kind of a wild ride. Not gonna lie. 0:18:00.200 --> 0:18:04.320 Hmmmmm, one single relationship or these or did you say 0:18:04.400 --> 0:18:05.640 multiple relationships? 0:18:07.880 --> 0:18:14.080 More than one? I guess I last year got out 0:18:14.080 --> 0:18:19.280 of a seven year relationship that was kind of that 0:18:19.400 --> 0:18:21.639 was kind of rough, But I guess I kind of 0:18:21.680 --> 0:18:25.040 knew deep down that you know, it wasn't really gonna 0:18:25.080 --> 0:18:27.199 be like for the long haul, and like after that 0:18:27.320 --> 0:18:29.399 long it's kind of like, you know, you got to 0:18:29.400 --> 0:18:34.000 make a decision. So I guess the decision was made. 0:18:34.200 --> 0:18:40.880 And what led you to the decision that you made. 0:18:41.480 --> 0:18:45.560 I guess we like, I guess he was a really 0:18:45.600 --> 0:18:50.720 great guy, but it just kind of ended up being 0:18:50.960 --> 0:18:55.880 like we were never really super intimate. And like I said, 0:18:55.920 --> 0:18:58.639 he was a really great guy, but I guess I 0:18:59.160 --> 0:19:02.520 needed something more. We ended up opening up our relationship 0:19:02.600 --> 0:19:07.720 and then I met someone else, or I guess we did. 0:19:07.840 --> 0:19:12.160 We both did. And yeah, this is why I say, 0:19:12.600 --> 0:19:17.040 kind of a crazy roller coaster because things developed and 0:19:18.800 --> 0:19:21.040 I guess we ended up breaking up and then I 0:19:21.119 --> 0:19:22.480 ended up getting with the person. 0:19:23.400 --> 0:19:27.679 So you got the you got the third boyfriend in 0:19:27.720 --> 0:19:28.280 the divorce. 0:19:31.280 --> 0:19:35.960 I mean, I guess this person wasn't really the third 0:19:36.000 --> 0:19:39.199 boyfriend because it was actually a couple. 0:19:40.359 --> 0:19:45.439 Oh okay, this You know what Sometimes people show up 0:19:45.440 --> 0:19:47.399 here and they're like, oh, life's been a roller coaster 0:19:47.960 --> 0:19:50.880 and whatnot. But I believe you that things have been 0:19:50.880 --> 0:19:55.439 a roller coaster. This is fascinating. Okay, So you and 0:19:55.480 --> 0:19:57.840 your boyfriend opened up the relationship and you guys get 0:19:57.840 --> 0:20:00.480 with a couple. 0:20:00.800 --> 0:20:03.840 Yeah, yeah, we we suked up with a couple. 0:20:04.359 --> 0:20:09.480 You hooked up with a couple. But then you're and 0:20:09.520 --> 0:20:12.640 then how okay, so how tell me about how it 0:20:12.720 --> 0:20:15.879 went from you and your boyfriend like basically swinging with 0:20:15.960 --> 0:20:22.000 this couple too. Then you are you? So are you 0:20:22.040 --> 0:20:24.080 walking away with the couple? Are you in a polycule 0:20:24.160 --> 0:20:26.199 now or are you just with one of the people? 0:20:28.600 --> 0:20:34.199 So not not a polycule. But I guess I became 0:20:34.240 --> 0:20:40.639 their third Oh yeah. 0:20:40.480 --> 0:20:44.119 Okay, so this is more like you guys became you 0:20:44.119 --> 0:20:47.560 guys were swinging, so you became a quad and then 0:20:47.760 --> 0:20:50.320 your boyfriend left and now it's a tricycle. 0:20:50.440 --> 0:20:55.440 No that that that's not exactly the sequence of events. 0:20:55.920 --> 0:20:56.679 Okay, I. 0:20:59.600 --> 0:21:03.479 Guess we we broke up. It was a really kind 0:21:03.520 --> 0:21:09.280