Speaker 1: It's started the donkey of the day. I me ain't
Speaker 1: trying to be donkey today no more. They should be
Speaker 1: embarrassed by what they already did. I'm not making new
Speaker 1: people do these days called donkey of the day, and
Speaker 1: it really caught me off guard. Damn Charlamagne, who got
Speaker 1: the donkey out of the day today? Wow? Old donkey today
Speaker 1: for Friday, July nineteenth goes to Hassan Flew. He is
Speaker 1: a North Carolina man who has helped put himself in prison.
Speaker 1: What do you mean, Uncle Charlotte helped put himself in prison? Well,
Speaker 1: let me tell you this. Twenty three year old Charotte,
Speaker 1: North Carolina man committed two armed robberies in twenty twenty three.
Speaker 1: He robbed the Sam's Mark in Charlotte. He had the
Speaker 1: lower part of his face concealed by a red bandana.
Speaker 1: He's clearly watched too many movies and rap videos, and
Speaker 1: of course he was armed with a pistol. Then when
Speaker 1: he entered the Sam's Mark, he put the pistol to
Speaker 1: the employee and told he shut up, I'll shoot you.
Speaker 1: He also told the employee that he just got out
Speaker 1: of prison. I don't need your backstory, sir, okay, and
Speaker 1: you telling me that you just got out of prison
Speaker 1: does nothing to make this situation any less traumatic for me.
Speaker 1: And if you tell me that you just got out
Speaker 1: of prison while you robbing me, in my mind, I'm thinking, well,
Speaker 1: I can't wait for you to go back. Okay, he
Speaker 1: got all the money out the register, probably one hundred
Speaker 1: and seventy three dollars, and then he bounced. So the
Speaker 1: next month he was back at it. This time he
Speaker 1: hit a seven to eleven. Okay, he wore the same
Speaker 1: red Van Dana. You didn't even switch it up. Okay,
Speaker 1: didn't even switch it up, same Redvan Dana, same outfit.
Speaker 1: Might be a blood Okay, he might be a blood
Speaker 1: and not allowed to wear any other color. I don't know,
Speaker 1: because there's no way you repeating outfits to commit robberies.
Speaker 1: That's just lazy. I can understand if it's a robbery
Speaker 1: in the same day, but this robbery was a month later,
Speaker 1: so he had the same part of his face covered
Speaker 1: and the same pistol he used in the previous robbery.
Speaker 1: Once again, he told the employee of seven eleven to
Speaker 1: give him the money out the register, but the employees
Speaker 1: fight of flight instincts kicked in and they flew. Okay,
Speaker 1: that employee ran right out the back door after seeing
Speaker 1: the gun, dropping the clues bound to that employee. I'm
Speaker 1: not mad at okay, cause you're just neffing noh. So
Speaker 1: now Hassan's stuck, all right, He's stuck. So he goes
Speaker 1: behind the count and tries to open the register himself.
Speaker 1: His big dumb ass didn't know how to open the registers.
Speaker 1: So when he couldn't get the money out the register,
Speaker 1: he just took the employees purse. Okay, Yes, the employee
Speaker 1: who ran out the back door, she left her purse behind,
Speaker 1: so he just took that. Boy, what makes you think
Speaker 1: she got any money? Okay, you could have left her
Speaker 1: purse right there, she working at the seven eleven, you
Speaker 1: trying to rob. It's only eighty three dollars in the
Speaker 1: register and probably thirteen in her purse, twenty three at
Speaker 1: the most. So you just running around Charlotte, wasting time
Speaker 1: when you could be using that energy to go look
Speaker 1: for a damn job. Okay, you a twenty three year
Speaker 1: old able body man who just got a got out
Speaker 1: of prison. There's plenty of black jobs you could find
Speaker 1: and Furthermore, I have a serious question, how come you
Speaker 1: individuals like Hassan just don't become police officers, become detectives
Speaker 1: private investigators, because clearly you like putting away criminals. And
Speaker 1: I appreciate self aware people, and there's nothing more self
Speaker 1: aware than knowing you have indeed committed a crime okay,
Speaker 1: and want to be caught. That's the only explanation for
Speaker 1: situations like this. You must have water to turn yourself in.
Speaker 1: And the FBI and divisions of law enforcement thank you
Speaker 1: for your service and for making their jobs easier. Because
Speaker 1: police were able to find Hassan Flow a week later
Speaker 1: after he showed himself on social media holding the same
Speaker 1: pistol wearing the same red bandana he used in the
Speaker 1: robbery and attempted robbery. You can't make this kind of
Speaker 1: stuff up. When police arrested him, they found the same
Speaker 1: gun that he used in the robbery. Cops don't even
Speaker 1: have investigators anymore because y'all do the work for them. Okay.
Speaker 1: Imagine if at the end of power to reput up
Speaker 1: a post like just took my dad out, he goes
Speaker 1: for real. Now in today's world, regular internet trolls on
Speaker 1: Hollywood unlocked can find your location just by looking at
Speaker 1: the trees in the background, So why would you ain't
Speaker 1: trained professional law Law enforcement officials cannot They didn't watch
Speaker 1: the surveillance video of all of these robberies, these two
Speaker 1: attempted robberies, and then you're gonna post on social media
Speaker 1: with the same outfit, same bandana, and same gun. You
Speaker 1: think they're not gonna be like, that's the guy. You know.
Speaker 1: If he would have robbed these stores and got some
Speaker 1: real money out of them, he'd have been online flashing
Speaker 1: that cash. Since he didn't get no real money, he
Speaker 1: decided to go online and show off his robbery outfit
Speaker 1: and the accessory gun that comes with it. He wanted
Speaker 1: to be Angela Simmons so bad, showing off your little
Speaker 1: pistol like it's a purse. Now you're not coming home
Speaker 1: until you thirty six, because yes, Hassan will send us
Speaker 1: to one hundred and seventeen months over nine years in prison,
Speaker 1: nine years of your life gone because you want to
Speaker 1: rob convenience stores. I promise you, okay, all the time
Speaker 1: and gas money Hassan wasted going to rob Sam's and
Speaker 1: seven eleven. He could have easily walked in Sam's Mart
Speaker 1: and seven eleven and filled out a job application. Okay,
Speaker 1: there's another time where instead of you getting dressed wearing
Speaker 1: the same outfit to go rob these places, you got
Speaker 1: dressed in war the same outfit to go try to
Speaker 1: get a job at these places. But no, you opted
Speaker 1: to commit a crime. Then get online and tell the
Speaker 1: world you did said crime. And now you got to
Speaker 1: go to prison where you might get some bananas putting
Speaker 1: your fruit salad. This not even dry snitching anymore. This
Speaker 1: snitching is soaking wet. And to be wearing the same
Speaker 1: outfit and the picture that you wore during the robbery.
Speaker 1: Do you understand there are people that won't post the
Speaker 1: picture of themselves because they were already seen wearing that
Speaker 1: outfit outfit before. I repeat clothes all the time, and personally,
Speaker 1: if it's a shirt or a fit I want to promote,
Speaker 1: I'll keep wearing it until my dumb ass remembers to
Speaker 1: take a picture in it. Maybe Hassan felt the same way.
Speaker 1: The only difference between myself and the san is that
Speaker 1: Hassan repeating outfits like he's a Simpson while he committed
Speaker 1: crimes has his ass in prison. Please give Hassan flow,
Speaker 1: the sweet sounds of the Hamiltons. You oh ye dog
Speaker 1: oh the day ye. He got a boyfriend in prison.
Speaker 1: That's that's really the only logical explanation. He had to
Speaker 1: get back to Bay. He had to get back. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he had to get back to Bay. That's why he's
Speaker 1: missing somebody. That's the only explanation. That's why he posted
Speaker 1: the picture of him in the same outfits, just to
Speaker 1: let Beay know I'm coming home. He wanted to be
Speaker 1: angel so big, you're a clown. Well, thank you for that.
Speaker 1: Doggy to day and up next is Angela Simmons. That's right,
Speaker 1: and we're gonna kick it with her next, So don't move.
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