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Speaker 1: Today's Daily Highlight from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

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Speaker 2: Hey, Sam, when's the last time you cried? Yesterday morning?

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, I'm not gonna ask why, none of our business.

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Speaker 1: What about you, Danielle? This week you shed a tear?

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Speaker 1: You shed it here this weekend?

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Speaker 2: What about you? Gandhi? Probably the last time on the

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Speaker 2: air when I was talking about my hair.

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Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, did you see the story over the weekend

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Speaker 1: about how the smell of a woman's tears makes men

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Speaker 1: less aggressive.

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Speaker 2: I found this fascinating. It's true, mel.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, for some reason, there's some chemical compound that guys

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Speaker 1: pick up from tears. I'd never heard this before. But

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Speaker 1: I mean the human body. I mean, how can we

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Speaker 1: explain everything that the human body is capable of doing?

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Speaker 2: But I don't know.

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Speaker 1: But what about what about my tears? How come women

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Speaker 1: can't be a little more sensitive.

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Speaker 2: When I start? You make me more aggressive when you

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Speaker 2: pick things up and throw them anyway, the human body.

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Speaker 1: So we went to see our friends and their brand new,

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Speaker 1: so beautiful little baby, and I was looking at her

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Speaker 1: little feet and I'm like, oh my god, she's got

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Speaker 1: feet already. This is amazing. This baby is ahead of schedule.

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Speaker 1: But you look at these perfectly formed, little microscopic feet

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Speaker 1: and you start thinking about, well, okay, she actually carried

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Speaker 1: this baby inside her for what arguably nine months, almost

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Speaker 1: ten months, And when you stop and think about it,

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Speaker 1: it kind of freaks you out a little bit when

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Speaker 1: you think about how the human body can do that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, right, it is insane.

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Speaker 1: I mean I can see how I would have to

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Speaker 1: maybe be sent away for a couple of months and

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Speaker 1: go through therapy if I really truly try to grasp

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Speaker 1: what the human body is capable of doing?

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Speaker 2: Childbirth? To me, are you kidding me?

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Speaker 1: If someone had explained to me flying in from another planet, well,

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Speaker 1: here's how we here's how we produce, how we reproduce,

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Speaker 1: I would be like, stop it. You do that and

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Speaker 1: then that comes out fabulous.

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Speaker 2: It's insane. But the that's what the body's made for.

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Speaker 1: I mean, the woman's body is made for reproduction, so

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Speaker 1: it has all the things it needs to get it

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Speaker 1: done and go back to shape.

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Speaker 2: That's the thing that's crazy.

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Speaker 1: Like these women that have these huge bellies, you know,

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Speaker 1: and then they can go back to being flat with

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Speaker 1: exercise and stuff.

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Speaker 2: It's how is it possible? It's crazy. What if we

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Speaker 2: laid eggs. I would love that option.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, like chickens, and then you know, Sayate Nate, Nate

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Speaker 1: fertilized my eggs.

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Speaker 2: I have to go to the store. So I asked him,

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Speaker 2: can you just sit on these for a while.

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Speaker 1: I got it run it's the can, can sale it

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Speaker 1: chop and I got a roll.

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Speaker 2: Can you just hang out?

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Speaker 1: Just make sure and make sure other people like you

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Speaker 1: don't get near these eggs. You don't protect them.

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Speaker 2: But you know, so it's not that easy though, because

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Speaker 2: the egg comes out the same size, right, like it

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Speaker 2: comes out the size of a baby. You can't just

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Speaker 2: have like a tiny little egg coming. It depends on

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Speaker 2: the size of the bird. I mean each bird's egg.

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Speaker 1: We're talking about humanna be pretty damn bad. Can you

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Speaker 1: imagine if if where danielle go, I don't know, but

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Speaker 1: look at her chair.

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Speaker 2: There's an ostrich egg. Daniel, Daniel, you drop this. Well,

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Speaker 2: so then it got it got me.

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Speaker 1: You know how you can't sleep in your mind starts wandering,

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Speaker 1: so here it goes. So I was thinking about all

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Speaker 1: of the lead up to when my friend Michelle and

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Speaker 1: Michael had their baby. Oh my god, there were there

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Speaker 1: was a shower, and then you know we got, oh

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Speaker 1: my gosh, the this and that, and you know, we

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Speaker 1: got to prepare the the room and the But then

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Speaker 1: you think of these women and other cultures who were

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Speaker 1: out in the rice patty. They're out there working like

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Speaker 1: they have to do, and they just okay, time they

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Speaker 1: ask for a moment, off, they go up in the bushes,

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Speaker 1: have a baby, come back down and continue working.

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Speaker 2: It's like they squat and come back to the field.

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Speaker 2: What exactly the hell?

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Speaker 1: So I've always said, she's like, people in this country

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Speaker 1: make such a big deal in a childbirth, and they

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Speaker 1: do all these things at their house.

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Speaker 2: She's like, you were moving in with us. We didn't

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Speaker 2: change anything exactly.

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Speaker 1: And my mom, as I say all the time, she said, oh,

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Speaker 1: you came out like a piece of poop, just fell

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Speaker 1: right out.

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Speaker 2: Thanks mom.

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Speaker 1: Some are easier than others anyway. So next time you

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Speaker 1: raise your glass to toast anything or anyone, let's hear

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Speaker 1: it a little toast for reproduction.

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Speaker 2: I think it's kind of a fabulous thing. New Mom's amazing,

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Speaker 2: and you know what, just doing it without wanting to reproduce,

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Speaker 2: Let's hear it for that too. That's usually my toast. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: oh my god. We'll get into that later